Swap Out (2022) - full transcript

Kisha and Rob are the picture perfect couple, but even perfect people have secrets. When Nicole, an old friend, comes into town with her new man, Kisha and Rob's world is turned upside down. While catching up over drinks. Kisha admits that she is no longer satisfied in the bedroom. And Nicole takes that as an invitation to help Kisha and Rob spice things up. During a night of fun and games, Nicole suggests that they swap partners. However, all is not what it may seem, and after their night of passion, the couples begin down a path that changed all of their lives forever.

(upbeat music)

- Let me ask you something young.

- Yes, sir.

- You're always on time.

Where you moving this shit at?

- Got a lot of motion at the Greensboro, North Carolina.

- Greensboro, huh?

- Sweet spot.

- You know what?

I see a lot of me in you Shaun when I was coming up.

You got a lot of potential Shaun

a lot of great potential I see in you.

You ain't think about doing something else

other than this?

- I mean, I dream sometimes.

Own a couple houses, property for my family,

maybe a big club one day in the city.

- Dreams, huh?

We all do it.

Ain't nothing wrong with dreaming

'cause if you could dream it,

you could make it into reality.

The thing is,

I hate to hear these youngings say they're chasing the bag.

Chase the dream 'cause when you chase the dream,

this shit right here follow.

You understand what I'm telling you?

When I was coming up Shaun at your age,

we ain't had no way out. This is all we had.

It's all I know.

You got a better shot at life, man.

This shit right here only lead to two things.

The graveyard and the penitentiary.

All right.

- Sure.

- I'll see you next week. - All right.

- Appreciate you.

(door opens)

(door closes)

♪ Let me tell you fuck niggas about me ♪

♪ Bengie

♪ shout out, by the way, I'm a savage in these streets ♪

♪ If it's up, then it's up, I ain't dodging no beef ♪

♪ Yeah, I keep this bitch on me, don't need no army ♪

♪ We want all the smoke, we sell all the dope ♪

♪ Niggas stunting me, I get the business cleared ♪

♪ I fucked his bitch, that hoe then told me where he lived ♪

♪ So I'ma pull up and bring it down ♪

♪ No drive-by, you walk down, boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Man down

♪ You ain't living like that, you niggas scared ♪

♪ If I flush one of you bitches, ♪

♪ nigga I ain't gonna get no credit ♪

♪ I've been this way for a long time ♪

♪ Ask my mama, bitch I'm slinging that ♪

♪ Nigga, I ain't lying (knock on door)

♪ Put your hands up in this bitch, it's a robbery ♪

♪ Gangster shit

Who is it?

What's up girl?

- How you doing?

(door closes)


- How'd everything go over there at Lulu's?

- They went good.

- I like money.

Millions like money.

So it wasn't no problem?

- You didn't have to worry about none of that.

- Who's slipping?

(phone chimes)

I'll be damned if it ain't Robert Shaw attorney of law,

nigga, what made you call me?

- Hey, you in the area?

- What's up?

I can be, what's up?

- Get here.

- Change of plans tonight, baby, I got something to do.

(upbeat music)

♪ Train to Georgia, love just don't live here anymore ♪

♪ No fairytales pretending, I am closing the love door ♪

♪ The street life, no sunlight ahead of me ♪

♪ I'm awake, but I can't see

♪ 'Cause I'm drowning, I'm deeper than the ocean ♪

♪ I'm right up in this sea

♪ In the heart of the city, you say things you don't mean ♪

♪ In the heart of the city

♪ In the heart of the city

♪ You daydream of unreal, unreal dreams ♪

♪ Can't make the same mistake twice ♪

♪ Learning to live with myself again ♪

♪ And day by day I'm thinking

♪ you just can't call everyone your friend ♪

♪ I'm careful, I'm careful, I watch my stand now ♪

♪ I'm leaving behind my beginning ♪

♪ I'm careful

(birds chirp)

(car door closes)

- Man, I fucked up.

- The fuck you mean you fucked up?

- Hey sir, do me a favor.

Send Chad in for me.



(phone rings)

Hey sweetie.

- [Keisha] Hi babe.

What's up?

I'm so sorry that I'm calling right now.

I know you're so slammed and busy at work,

but I just wanted to run by you dinner plans, okay?

Thinking about making chicken catatory for you tonight,

I wanna do something special.

- I'll tell you what, let's just keep it simple.

Let's go with teriyaki, teriyaki chicken is fine.

- [Keisha] All right, teriyaki it is,

oh, and one more thing.

Do you have somebody in the office?

'Cause I wanna FaceTime you

and show you this lingerie I'm wearing, it's so cute.

I think you'll love it, it's something different.

- No, not right now, not right now.

Let me finish this case.

I got Chad heading into the office

and then I'll give you a call right back

or I'll just see you later on.

All right? - [Keisha] Okay.

(knock on door)

- [Chad] You need me?

- I do.

Chad, do me a favor.

Bring me that Langley file case for me please.

- Okay, sounds good.

(phone chimes)

There we go.


Thank you, thank you.

- Yeah. - How's your day going?

- It's going good, I've been busy.

- Nice, nice.

Well I'll tell you what

with us having this shutdown possibly coming

and with COVID.

I think if we get all the evidence in,

we can keep this thing close to the cuff

and we might come out on the other side.

- Yeah, I think we're gonna be in good hands.

I know you got your partner.

You're gonna make partner soon.

We got a lot of things coming up for us that's gonna be good

- Yeah.

- I feel good, I feel good about the situation.

- Awesome.

Well, I'll tell you what,

she just texted me some crazy nonsense

saying we got company coming over.

- Tonight? - Tonight.

- No, see if Gloria starts pulling stuff like this, man.

I don't know, I dunno.

- That's not something you want and speaking of Gloria

congratulations on your engagement.

- Thank you.

- Are you excited?

- Yeah, I am excited. - You look nervous.

- A little nervous, but you know,

we'll see how it plays out.

- Awesome, awesome, awesome. I'll tell you what

I won't hold you too long.

Thanks for bringing this file.

Take this with you here. - Okay.

- And we'll be good to go review that.

If anything comes about, let me know.

- Okay, yeah.

I'll be out in the field gathering any more information

just let me know if there's anything else I can get for you.

- Read that thoroughly.

- Sounds good, all right.

- No problem, thank you.

Man, she had a friend named Nicole come from Ohio,

her and her boyfriend.

And she asked, can they stay for a few days.

I didn't have a problem with that.

I got plenty of room in the house.

And plus the kids is in NC for a few weeks

with their grandparents. So I was like, cool.

And man, from that point, man,

soon as they got in the house, man, things weren't right.

Hey baby, what's going on?

I know, I know.

I'm sorry for that.

It was a long day at the office.

Chad had just walked in and had so much going on

with his cases and with COVID and all that good stuff

so I do apologize for that.

No, no, no, no.

Man, it is a stressful day, man.

I'm already coming outta everything as I'm driving.

You know how I am, but tell me about your friend.



See, I don't have a problem with that.

I don't have a problem with that.

I mean, she could definitely stay with us for a little bit.

I don't have a problem with that.

What's going on with her furniture and stuff like that?

Who did she choose?

Oh, that's why.

They ain't never on time.

They ain't never on time, but have you talked to the kids?

How's your grandparents doing? How's your mom doing?



Well that's good.


Well, the thing about it is I just got so much to do

in this short amount of time so when she comes,

you guys enjoy yourself, do what you gotta do.

I'll stop by the store.

Grab you guys a couple bottles of wine

and y'all ladies can just kick back

and do what you gotta do.


No teriyaki, I mean, it didn't matter.

Whatever baby, whatever you wanna make for dinner,

I'm fine with it.

I know I rushed off the phone earlier,

but I'm fine with whatever you make, whatever y'all want.

I'm fine with it.



All right.

Well, I'll tell you what,

I'll see you in a little bit and we'll just go from there.

All right, I'll talk to you later.

All right, love you too.

All right, bye.

(upbeat music)

♪ I'm living like there's no tomorrow ♪

♪ Said I've been all about my grind ♪

♪ Money all on my mind

♪ Round up in this all the time ♪

♪ Put it all on the line, lord knows I tried ♪

♪ Caught up in the yes sign

♪ Living like there's no tomorrow ♪

- I am over this COVID shit.

- Girl, we tired.

I am so tired of being in the house.

- Me too but guess what?

Nicole is on her way.

- Yes!

- That's my boo.

I cannot wait for her to come.

We're gonna have so much fun.

- I am super excited.

You've been saying great things.

(doorbell rings)

- Babe, I got it.

Oh my God, she's here.

(knock on door)

Oh my God, she's here.


- Hey you.

Oh my God.

- I missed you so much. - I missed you.

- You look good, girl.

- Look at you, you look good.

- Well, thank you.

Ah-ah, ah-ah miss thing, okay.


Look who's here.

- Nicole, how are you?

Nice to meet you.

I'm so jealous.

I thought my wife only gets this excited about me.

- Well, I heard a lot of good things about you sir.

- Well, that's good, that's good.

- Okay babe, please take her luggage.

Girl, I got so much to tell you.

- Girl listen. - Oh my gosh.

- There's so much stuff I have to tell you.

(soft music)

- Well, I cannot wait to meet your new boo

your Black Panther.

- Oh God, he's gonna be here in a minute.

I told you there was no way I was gonna leave without him.

- Wedding bells in the future?

- Oh my God Keisha.

- [Keisha] What?

- Really?

- [Keisha] What do you mean?

- Girl, everybody doesn't wanna be married.

- Right now, we are just having fun.

- [Keisha] Okay, and what is fun?

- We do us.

- Like what?

(both chuckle)

- [Nicole] She wanna know like what.

- Everything. - I mean, come on

'cause there ain't no action going on in this house.

(doorbell rings)

Babe, could you get the door please?

- [Robert] Yeah, I'll get it.

How may I help you?

- Hey man, I'm looking for Nicole.

Hope I got the right address.

- Nicole?

- Hey babe.

How are you doing?

- Why you looking like that?

- Girl, he fine.

- How you doing?

- Good.

- Anthony meet my friend Keisha and her husband Rob.

- Pleasure meeting you. - How you doing Keisha?

- How's it going bro? - What's up?

I want to thank you two

for allowing me and Nicole to come over

while we going through all this COVID mess.

- Not a problem. - Not a problem.

Make yourselves right at home.

It's our house.

- That's what's up.

Babe, grab his bags, please.

Nicole, let's go, we have so much to talk about.

- All right, lemme show you where you're staying man.

You're staying upstairs.

- All right, here it is.

This will be y'all room.

Make yourself right at home.

Got any questions, let me know, all right.

- Yeah, I really appreciate this man.

- Oh absolutely man, no problem.

You know what they say right?

Happy wife, happy life, right?

- Trust me, I can see. - Yeah man.

- How long have you been married

if you don't mind me asking?

- Six years.

Six strong years, six strong years.

- Yeah, that's what's up.

And the Nicole tells me you're an attorney too.

- Criminal defense.


- That's what's up, for real.

- I've been doing that about 10 years

so that's what I am, an attorney, absolutely.

- That's what's up. - What about yourself?

How long you and your girl been together?

- Me and Nicole.

We've been together for like three months.

- Three months. Oh, it's new.

- I'm a personal trainer.

- Personal trainer?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Let me get you better in the gym, huh?

(both laugh)

Hey look, we'll talk about that another time.

Check it out.

Get yourself settled, man.

I'll be down here catching this game, all right.

- All right, bet.

- If you have any questions, let me know.

(tense music)

(hiphop music)

- Oh my God Keisha.

That dinner you cooked tonight was slamming.

- Aw. - That salmon, that Oreo


Man, you put your foot in that there.

- Thanks Anthony.

- [Nicole] It was good.


Thanks guys, I love to cook.

- Absolutely.

My baby definitely be doing her thing in the kitchen,

but what's more important, this bottle was empty.

How about we serve another bottle?

- I'm down.

- Are you down? You down for another bottle?

Let's keep this night going then, let's keep it going.


(indistinct chatter on TV)

♪ When your head is exploding, your confidence eroding ♪

All right, all right, all right.

Another bottle, another bottle.

Let's get this party started.

Let's get these games flowing.

What you talking about no?

- Actually, I think I'm gonna call it a night.

- What? Why?

- I'm tired.

I cooked, y'all didn't.

- Night night.

- Night guys, the remote is there.

Please turn my TV and my lights off before you go to bed

'cause I pay the bills and yeah, night.

- Goodnight.

- Keisha started acting funny man and them two

they was up to something.

♪ So tell me, do you want to get freaky ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll freak you right, I will ♪

♪ I'll freak you right, I will

♪ 'Cause I'll freak you right I will ♪

♪ I'll freak you right, I will

♪ I'll freak you like no one has ♪

- Hey.

You good?

- Yeah.

- I just wanted to see if you needed a towel or something.

- Yeah, I got a towel.

I got one.

- Hey babe.

- What you doing? - What?

I'm just trying to find out if he needed a towel,

that's all.

- Oh, he needs to put some damn clothes on.

- Oh babe, stop.

- Go.

(door closes)

(instrumental music)

(r&b music)

♪ She likes the way I get down

♪ She likes the way, I put it in ♪

(knock on wall)

- Hey boo. - Hey.

- Or should I say, hey miss steps.

- Why are you saying steps? What?

- You think I didn't see you and Anthony last night

on my damn steps?

- I thought y'all was asleep.

You did not see that.

- I did, I saw everything including his package.

His shit is big.

- [Nicole] Yeah.

- Like big, big.

- My bad.

- And you better be lucky that Rob didn't see it

or else you wouldn't have a place to stay tonight.

How do you even handle that?

- I mean, it's not like we just jump right into it.

It's like, you gotta take your time touching, rubbing.

Foreplay, yeah. - Foreplay.

- Yeah, that's something I don't know about

'cause me and Rob don't do that.

- Why not?

- He's boring.

- Girl, you gotta get Rob in the mood.

- I'm trying but he's just like so boring.

He doesn't wanna do any of that.

He wants to go straight to it and that's it.

Half of the time, it's late.

We both work, we're tired.

He just wants to get to it

and then when I'm like in the mood, he's not,

it's just a lot.

Look at Sisi.

Sisi coming in with a bottle of wine at two o'clock.

She's crazy.

- Hey sis.

Hey girl.

- Girl, you a hot mess.

What are you doing parading around these streets

with a bottle of wine at two o'clock in the afternoon?

- Girl, you know I hate to drink alone.

- Well it's happy hour somewhere.

- Absolutely, see that's my girl.

What's going on with you?

- I'm down.

- Down about what?

- Because my sex life is boring

and I just caught Nicole and Anthony on my steps

having wild sex.

- Keisha, we continue to talk about this all the time.

You've gotta find something different to do.

Well, I do have a confession.

- What?


- You did not tell us

where you met that fine specimen of a man.

- I met him at that party I was telling you about.

- What party?

- The swingers party.

- What swingers party?

- [Nicole] I told you.

The party I was telling you about.

- You didn't tell me that it was a swinger's party.

You said it was a party.

- I said it was wild, fun.

- [Keisha] That does not mean that it's a swingers party.

- That's what it is.

- [Keisha] Well, you're my best friend

and I had no idea that you was even into that.

That's crazy.


- Yes.

- It can be a lot of fun.

- Wait a minute, okay.

- Honey, baby

what do you think has helped my marriage for 15 years?

If it had not been for Erica's client

introducing us to that concept.

Girl, I don't know where our marriage would be.

- Wait, so y'all both into swinging?

- Absolutely.

- Who doesn't do swinging these days?

- Oh my God and Erica gets such a high

after seeing other women touch me.

- Like why, how?

- It's like you get an opportunity

to look at the other couples.

You'll see a man touching a woman

and a woman touching a man.

They both join.

Get to take turns.

You guys get turned on by that stuff.

- [Sisi] Absolutely.

- But how, why, what does that even feel like?

- [Sisi] Oh my God, it's amazing.

- I've never been touched by a woman before.

- [Sisi] I might need to be touched.

- I don't know about all that.

- Girl listen, when you take Rob to a place like that,

you'll see how he's more open to it.

he might have a certain reaction off of you

just being touched by another guy.

- But I want that with somebody

who knows what they're doing that got, what is that?

A 10 inch like Anthony.

- Listen, you have to open Rob up to it.

Like so tonight we gonna play some adult games

and we'll see if it gets him in the mood.

- What kind of game?

- You'll see.

- Well count me and Eric in.

- You gonna come?

- Absolutely. - I need wine please.

- Hey, I can definitely help you with that.

- [Keisha] Y'all are doing too much tonight, seriously.

- Oh God.

- [Nicole] I'm sure you'll love it.

Trust me.

- Rob is not gonna have it, but we'll see.

- Chad, what's going on buddy?


All right, so, I've cleaned everything out of the office

so we're definitely good to go

so there's no need for you to go back to the office.

So just continue to go over all those files

and like I said, if you find anything that can help us out,

let me know.

And man, with this COVID, these cases are rising

and it's looking like it's gonna be a two,

three month shutdown.

So I'll get everything completed on my end and then

right, right, right.

Well, no, because the Langley case,

the thing about that is we can actually do a review

over that on Zoom.

So if you can set up a Zoom call for Friday,

well, actually

remember I told you those people was coming over the house?

Yeah, man.

It's already going left, but set up a Zoom call.

And if I need to get outta the house for it, I will.

But like I said, the Langley case is moving forward

so we're good to go.

And this might be a two, three month shutdown.

So if anything changes, I'll definitely let you know

and then we'll go from there,

but I'm finna pull back up to the house

and I need to call in and have her come out here

and help me with some of this stuff

so I'll give you a call back.

Yeah, that's fine.

That's fine, that's cool.

All right.

Thanks Chad.

I'll talk to you later, buddy.

All right, bye.

(phone rings)

What is she doing?

Answer the phone, come on man.

(phone rings)

this doesn't make sense, man.

Doesn't make any sense.

Oh man, here we go.

She better answer this phone man.

(phone rings)

Keisha, I'm pulling up to the house.

I need you to come outside. I need you to call me back.

I need you to help me with this stuff.

Come on now, answer the phone.

(door opens)

(door closes)


- Keisha went to the store, but.

- No, I got it.

No, I got it.

Is that my shirt?

- I mean, she said just grab any shirt.

I'm washing clothes real quick

so I didn't think you would mind.

- That's fine.

- You sure?

- I'm good, thank you.

Thank you very much.

- This man. Muscle milk?

Man, come on.

(tense music)


Hey bro.

- See something you like?

- What are you doing?

- I mean, I was gonna give you back your shirt.

- Thank you.

This is Anthony's shirt.

Where's Anthony, by the way?

- He's gone as well.

- Oh, everybody's gone?

- Yeah.

(upbeat ambient music)

(phone rings)

Hey Keisha, man pick up your phone.

I've been calling you.

Answer your phone.

When you get this voicemail, you better call me back.

Things just started getting weirder and weirder man.

So let's get this game started right.

- You know what?

It's time to turn this party up.

- That's what I'm telling you.

What you got in mind?

- I got these gummies.

- Oh, I like gummies.

- These ain't your typical gummies

these those gummy gummies.

- Well, no wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

what do you mean gummy gummies, man?

What do you mean gummies?

- You know, like just wine gummies.

- Gummies with weed?

No, no, no, no.

I can't do that, I can't do that, babe.

- Thank you.

- [Keisha] Babe.

- I can't take that. - Babe, relax.

- I'm an attorney.

You know I can't take that.

- [Sisi] Yes, you can.

- You're always doing too much.

- Ah, what the heck. Man, gimme one, gimme one man.

- Thank you. - Yeah, about time.

♪ Higher, higher baby

♪ Can you feel it?

(upbeat ambient music)

Let's get this party started then.

(hiphop music)

♪ You get the money, I get the bag too ♪

♪ That means I'm getting two bags, you hit the vroom ♪

♪ I hit the vroom vroom, I put you in healthcare ♪

♪ Niggas be bitching, 3D loses his position ♪

♪ They say that they stay on the mission ♪

♪ I'm on my game like I'm Corey, keep a joke on your ball ♪

♪ like I'm a ball legend.

♪ I'm from the site war, I'm quite bored ♪

♪ now that I'm breaking the game down ♪

♪ for you laying clowns

♪ I'm gonna tell who I'm ready for ♪

♪ Niggas for that two six

♪ Show me love and call in

♪ Slay king for that cat though ♪

♪ You got cheese but I'm black toast ♪

♪ I'm tired off all this trap though ♪

♪ with that gas but I'm gonna pass up ♪

♪ All my boys be Raycon

♪ All that dope, my name John

♪ Spanish mommy say what

♪ What the fuck do you think of me ♪

♪ Move my kids to the Cali hills ♪

♪ With the ball players and mac estates ♪

♪ Fucking living off the government ♪

♪ Even though this shit been good to me ♪

♪ I'm gonna open me a theme park ♪

♪ First start, I put my animations ♪

♪ If my OG Walt did it, I'm never gonna hesitate ♪

♪ 3D strong bitch, stay lit

- I don't know what was in those gummies,

but I need a drink to go with it.

I need a drink to go with it, you got me on that one.

I'll be right back, drinks?

- [All] Yes!

- Definitely. - I'll be right back.


(tense music)

- Where's the drinks?

(soft ambient music)

♪ You love it when I touch you

♪ You love it when I squeeze you ♪

♪ I'll fuck you like a man should ♪

♪ Screaming while your man's there ♪

♪ My Dick is touching on your kidneys, yeah ♪

♪ Turn your bitch into a porn star ♪

♪ 12 inches of fucking this

♪ Fuck it 'til you pass out

♪ I'm gonna dick you down

♪ Oh, I'm gonna dick you down

♪ Oh, I'm gonna make you wet

♪ Flip your body upside down

♪ Ooh yeah

♪ Let me fuck your bitch and you do mine ♪

♪ Let me fuck your bitch and you do mine ♪

♪ Let me, let's swap out

♪ Let me, let's swap out

♪ Let me fuck your bitch and you do mine ♪

♪ Let me fuck your bitch and you do mine ♪

♪ Let me, let's swap out, let me ♪

♪ Let's swap out

- Keisha.

What he fuck?






- Babe.

- What's going on around here?

You got this whole house upside down.

What happened last night?

- You were there.

- You know I'm gonna...

Excuse yourself.

Excuse yourself.

- What is wrong?

- Fix this house.

- Fix it? - I'm an attorney.

I can't be doing all that.

- Doing all what?

- The weed, the liquor.

And you got this big nigga downstairs.

- That's Anthony, babe. That's Nicole's man.

What is wrong with you?

Could you calm down please?

- I'm not finished with your ass.


(tense ambient music)

- Hey, thank you so much for bringing me here.

- Anything for you, anything for you, babe.

It's all about spending quality time.

This is cool.

- You're always so damn busy. We need to do this more,

but with this lockdown shit, I don't even know.

- Yeah, I mean, that's one of the reasons I'm out there

isn't it better?

I mean it's quality time, ain't nobody here.

- I know.

- Besides, this is one of the first places

that I brought you to.

- Don't even start, I don't even...

Oh Lord.

- You should have known bringing me out here

I'm gonna bring it up.

- I know but still, it's embarrassing.

- Johnny had his boat, we was out there.

You on the edge, you're like, oh what's this, whaa.

- You pushed me in and that wasn't nice.

No, no, no.

I'm traumatized, that's why I don't like swimming now.

- It's okay but I mean, you gotta understand you was

you looked you had your balance.

- I did not and I could have died.

- Let's see if you got it again.

- No, don't even start your shit, okay.

Leave me alone.

- You know I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

- Whatever.

- But I mean, anything for you, man.

- Thank you babe.

- But the way things are going now,

I honestly don't know, man.

Look at the lake.

It's crazy.

- This COVID thing got crazy right now.

- But it is beautiful.

- It is.

- It is beautiful.

10 years ago, your dusty ass pushed me into the damn lake.

- So now I'm dusty? - Yes, you're really dusty.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Oh my God.

Our kids don't even know that their daddy

almost tried to kill their mama, that's crazy.

- But it's all good though, it's all good.

So, where do we go from here?

How about another one?

- How about no?


No, I'm good, I'm good.

I wanna kind of just relax

and see what the future holds with my new career path.

- Congratulations on it.

I mean, going into the medical field,

I mean, you took your time, you went through medical school,

you finished the Emory.

You got your masters.

You a doctor, you a doctor now.

You're a doc.

Okay, okay, okay.

- You a doctor now.

- Yes, but how she look though?

- Man. - How she look though?

- Phenomenal, she looking good, come work on me.

- Whatever. - Work on me.

- Whatever, whatever.

- But it's good though.

- Thank you so much for your support and everything.

Like seriously, I couldn't have done it without you.

- I got you.

Look at this ring, look at that.

We gotta upgrade a 10 year ring.

We gotta upgrade it. Let's upgrade these rings.

Let's have a good time.

- I think I want the pear shaped one, or maybe like teardrop

- You want a teardrop? - Yeah.

- Whatever you want.

Come on.

(both laugh)

- Let's go home.

- Let's do it.

Thank you for the invite once again.

- Yes, absolutely.

(car door closes)

So are we just gonna sit here in awkward silence?

Are you just gonna keep ignoring me, babe?

Are you gonna talk to me?


Why are you acting like this?

We had a great night.

You just had too much to drink

and I think you're overreacting.

I don't like your energy

and I don't like the way you're staring at me.

And you woke up bugging and you kicked my friends out,

but you're still mad.


- Finish it up.

(soft ambient music)

I fucked up man and I'm embarrassed about it.

- Once again, you're beating around the fucking bush.

- Man, Keisha been having some marriage problems

- And?

- Man, I thought I was making her happy man.

I'm sexing her all around the house.

The bedroom, of course,

the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room,

the balcony, everywhere.

- Babe, thank you so much for our romantic walk tonight.

It was absolutely everything.

- [Robert] Absolutely, anything for you.

Anything to make you feel special, I enjoyed it.

- I love you.

- [Robert] It brought back so many memories.

- I know, and you know what?

I'm thinking that with this whole lockdown,

maybe we can try to fit more romance in our marriage.

- Like what?

- I mean, I feel like we lost our way with school, work,

you know?

- I mean, what do you have in mind?

I mean everything seems pretty good to me.

I mean,

but baby, whatever I can do to make you happy,

I'm here for it.

You wanna spice it up?

Spice it up.

- So we can use toys?

- Who?


- Yeah, you never thought about it?

- Don't toys come from a man ain't good in the bed?

- [Keisha] Not necessarily.

- Nah, we ain't bringing no toys.

You trying to say I'm not enough?

- Babe, I'm just saying.

- You wanna bring toys in the house?

- I'm just asking, you know, spice things up a little bit.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

- Don't women use toys when he ain't enough

or something like that?

You want to spice it up? How about I take you to Greece?

- [Keisha] Oh, how we gonna go when there's COVID?

Come on, babe.

- I just see you on one of them fronts doing your thing.

Nice white lingerie.

Looking real good.

- [Keisha] Mm, tell me more, tell me more.

- God, you're just so beautiful.

- [Keisha] Thank you babe.

'cause I wanna do some things to you

and doing it to you in Greece is even better.

- [Robert] But it seems like you're more interested

in doing things to me in the bedroom.

- Yeah but how about on a balcony?

- [Robert] Do I not satisfy you?

- I mean, I didn't say you didn't babe.

I just wanna explore and do new things.

- What's going on in the bedroom? What are you trying to do?

- You know, it's kind of routine.

- It's routine?

- [Keisha] Yeah. - So gimme some ideas.

What do you want to do outside of toys?


- Role play.

What about a dirty nurse?

- You can do a dirty nurse.

Come over and show me a dirty nurse.

Oh man.

Look at you, let me get that for you baby.

I got you.

I'll come over there for a second.

(romantic music)

♪ In 1 million years, I never thought I'd meet someone ♪

♪ That's perfect.

♪ I never thought, yeah

♪ Someone could make my mind go around in circles ♪

♪ I never thought there was a beach with your back saying ♪

♪ Jersey.

♪ Like my legs, I can't walk around without you, ♪

♪ Like my heart, the rhythm is bound to change without you ♪

♪ The way it beats, tapping on my mind ♪

♪ when I think about you girl

♪ Holding on, I can't let go of you, oh yeah ♪

♪ So, I heard, that it never really rains in Arizona ♪

♪ That's what I heard

♪ And it came from the mouth of the one ♪

♪ that I'm all in love with, girl ♪

♪ Like the words of a preacher to the ears of a deacon ♪

♪ Yeah, I don't see the same when you're sleeping ♪

♪ I'm so in love, in love

♪ Guess I'm gong to Arizona

- Yeah, so.

Man, just really, honestly, hold on.

This is what I was talking about, right here.

- [Announcer] From four state governors

as the coronavirus pandemic spreads,

New York, California, Illinois, and Connecticut,

all ordering non-essential employees to stay home.

Those orders cover 75 million people.

- You get to stay home, more time with me.

- Well, that won't be such a bad thing.


- Zero.

Where this virus come from?

75 million Americans ordered to stay home.

Look, civil fines, mandatory closure for businesses

that are not in compliance.

So they gonna shut you down

'cause you're not like compliance?

- Yes.

They're gonna shut you down

if you're not in compliance with the order,

you can't do that.

There's too many people in this country.

- Listen, they're gonna figure a way out.

We're in America.

- Look, president Trump.

Look, look.

- He's so annoying.

- And you know the Republicans ain't going for that.

They are not gonna miss money.

The Republicans, they ain't shutting down.

They ain't missing no money for nobody.

Now the Democrats on the other hand, they more people like.

So we gonna see.

75 million Americans ordered to stay home as cases grow.

Come on now. I mean, it's just nonsense.

- At the end of the day.

- I'm tired of that stuff.

- We have to make sure that we're stocked up.

So I gotta go get some water, gotta stock up the pantries,

stock up the fridge. - Get some tissue.

(both laugh)

- I'll get some tissue. Oh Lord and baby wipes.

- Get everything, I tell you what though.

- And snacks.

- Ain't nothing going happen.

How you gonna shut down a whole country for a virus?

It's like the flu, if you ain't shut it down for the flu,

we all catch the flu. We get little shots.

What if they come out with a vaccine?

- I'm not taking it and you ain't either

if you wanna stay married to me.

- You know, I ain't taking no vaccine.

- You better not.

- Nah, but I need to call Chad

because we got a lot of stuff going on with this case

at the office though.

- Like what?

- It's a lot.

I mean, if they're ordering people to stay home,

I think I need to jump on top of it because I mean,

we could joke about it,

but I gotta take it serious because I got this big case.

You see, New York was on TV, right?

- Yes.

- Now if that trial goes to New York, you know what happens?

He might get extradited and we have to go to New York.

- I'm not going to no New York.

- No, no, no, you gonna stay right here.

You gonna keep this house tight.

- And you're going?

- I gotta go but I'm a little thirsty so I don't know.

- Okay, so you get to pouring since I gotta stay.

Wait on me hand and foot until you gotta go.

You ain't going nowhere.

- What you trying to do for the rest of the day?

- Get lit 'cause you ain't going nowhere, right?

- Get lit, who is that, making all that noise?

You got some folks in here?

- No, not yet.

- Huh?

- Come on.

- Go ahead.

I'm gonna see what they talking about on all this,

this stuff going on.

Man, she ain't happy man.

- Hey baby.

- Hey, what's going on?

- You like?

- It's alright.

- It's all right?

- You cut the volume down?

- Yes.

- Why? The game is on.

What are you doing?

- Because I'm trying to create the mood

and I need to talk to you also.

- Goddamn.

(phone rings)

- Nicole, she's... - Hold on a second.

Hey, I'm watching it right now.

How they get down by four?

Man, come on, man.

Are you serious?

Hold on one second, hold on a second.

Give me a second.

You cool?

- No.

- Okay, hold on.

Hey bro.

Man, I cannot believe that, man.

Gimme a sec.

Come on man.

- Nigga speak, talk.

(tense ambient music)

- I need you to come and get my stuff.

If you call me and you don't get me,

that means I'm with Rob.

Come here, it's in my room right behind my door.

You have my key?

Love you too, bye.

- Once again, you sounded weird as fuck man.

Like man, you done killed somebody or something?

- No I haven't, but I need you to.

(tense music)

- What?

You fucking tripping, right?

Rob, you're a fucking attorney, man.

You're not no fucking gangster.

(tense music)

- He's taking my house.

Can you do this for me?

I know how it works.

I fucked up.

- Can I do this for you?

That's why you called me.

Man, lemme tell you what you sound like.

You sound like a fucking nut.

Matter of fact, where the fuck is my cousin, Keisha at?

Rob, you're not a gangster.

You defend gangsters like me.

You are an attorney.

I hire you.

You don't hire me.

Like dude,

like what the fuck have you got yourself into

that I'm supposed to be killing somebody for you?

(tense ambient music)

Look, you do know how this shit go, right?

I mean, I need something like a location on this dude,

man, like, can you get Keisha to set this dude up

to bring him to me?

Like man, I guess I need a reason, man.

- I got him right now, man.

He in the trunk.

- In the trunk, where?

- He in the trunk.

- In the trunk of this fucking car?

So let me get this shit straight.

You want me to kill this nigga and you can't do it,

but you a hell of a kidnapper?

- Man, help me get rid of this man, man.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not here.

I called.

That's why I called you man.

Take me somewhere to get rid of him.

- Not here, but you brought the motherfucker around here.

(tense music)

So what's the problem?

- Can you do this for me?

- Man, follow me to this wooded area, man

so we can drop this nigga off there.

- Appreciate it man.

(engine starts)

(soft music)

- Hey Rob, look.

Keisha back, man, fuck.

Hold on, let me take this fucking jacket off.

Look, we can't say shit

to nobody about what the fuck we just did.

Don't say shit to Keisha.

Let her figure that shit out for her fucking self.

All right?

- What are you doing here?

- I'm getting Keisha's stuff, we're leaving.


Why do you insist on acting like you don't know

what happened the other night?

- Refresh my memory. What happened?

- The games, the drinks, the gummies.

Us in the kitchen, Keisha in the living room with Anthony.

(eerie music)

The menage a trois.

(eerie music)

- So all that led up to this?

- Right.

(phone rings)

- Hey. - Hey.

Listen, so how you want me to do it?

I need you to meet me there,

but if you call me and you don't get me,

that means I'm with Rob so I want you to come to my house.

You have my key right? - Yeah.

- I need you to come and get my stuff for me.

- Where is it gonna be at?

- Upstairs in my room.

- All right.

- [Keisha] Okay, get my stuff.

I'm gonna meet you.

- Okay look, I already spoke to Anthony.

He's gonna be there in about like five minutes.

He's gonna bring what we talked about.

- Yes.

- If push comes to shove, you know what to do.

- Yes. - He's gonna give you.

- Yes. - He's gonna give you that.

- [Keisha] 'Cause I need it anyway.

- Okay, so listen, we finally doing this.

All right, I'll talk to you later.

- [Keisha] Bye. - Bye.

So I'm here to get her things so we can leave.

- Nice.

- Yo, what's up?

We good?

- Oh, we're good.

I was just letting him know that we were leaving

with Keisha's things.

- Let's go in the car.

Where Keisha at?

- Where is Keisha?

(tense ambient music)

♪ In the heart of the city, you say things you don't mean ♪

♪ In the heart of the city

♪ In the heart of the city, you day dream unreal ♪

♪ Unreal dreams

♪ Can't make the same mistake twice ♪

♪ Learning to live with myself again ♪

♪ And day by day I'm thinking

♪ You just can't call everyone your friend ♪

♪ I'm careful, I'm careful, I watch my step now ♪

♪ I'm leaving behind my beginning, yeah ♪

♪ I'm careful, won't let anybody hurt me ♪

♪ Or break my heart again, never ever let me sink, yeah ♪

♪ In the heart of the city, you say things you don't mean ♪

♪ In the heart of the city

(gorilla roars)