Sensual Pleasures (1978) - full transcript
Sensual Pleasures features a collection of three, ghost story, sexual vignettes starring a viscerally sensual trio of hardcore experience with the well endowed Chen Ping, Chinese adult film legend Shirley Yu and the innocent doe-eyed Shaw Yin-yin.
Feng Du is a place for ghosts
People who live in Feng Du,
die and become ghosts
To go to Feng Du,
it doesn't take either a passport or visa
but one has to pass through the hell gates
Hell gates?
Often it's the minor ones that are
hard to deal with
Line up...
We have to line up even after death,
are you kidding?
Quiet. Hurry and line up
Line up...
Stand still, what's in your hands?
So outdated
Open your mouth
I am not smuggling; my family
put it there after I died
Come here
Come on
What's inside?
Hernia
Go
Life ain't easy even if one becomes
a ghost
Bull shit
What's that noise?
"Reincarnation court"
Everybody has problems
No matter you're a man or ghost
When you get there
it's even more frightening
Who knows what one becomes
in the next life!
"Pig"
Go quickly
Hold it...
"Chicken"
Chicken?
I don't want to be
a chicken (prostitute), but a star
It's better being a chicken
How could you be a star
if not a chicken first?
A chicken earns more
"Man"
Good
Quiet...
"lnspector from hell"
You're lucky you'll be humans again
You have a right to choose
Come, men
Yes
You were a teller in your last life
You gave people money each day
What's your wish for the next life?
I hope people give me money each day
Give you money?
Well
Sir, spare a dime!
I am starving to death, take pity on me!
Thanks
What a pity!
Chen Lai Zhu
Yes
What did you find wrong with your
last life?
What's your wish for the next life?
I was a housewife
I liked to gamble in Macau
but my husband did not earn much money
and I even got cheated
I'd like to gamble to my heart's content
Alright
Black jack
Time to get off
Open
Time to work
They were dumb in their previous life
and would like to speak more
in their next life
Okay
Thanks for coming...
Come again next time...
Bao Bu Si
Yes
You were killed by robbers
Yes, one stab of the knife and
I was finished
Your wish for the next life is...
My name is Bao Bu Si
never expected one stab would kill me
For the next life I hope that
no knives can kill me;
In fact, no weapons could kill me
not even machine guns
Nuts, I also want to...
Quiet...
Alright
Is he dead?
Yes...
He'll never die
because he's an actor
When he's on camera he won't die
but when he's on the bed...well,
there's no guarantee
The long hair is cut short
or kept all for his sake
The hairstyle will never change
to indicate our pledge
"Hades Movie Production Company"
Shakespeare said death is an
undiscovered country from whose bourn
no traveller returns
But there was a traveller;
That's me, Zhao Shi Yi
of Bao Ding county in Hebei
I've gone and am now back
Your name?
Zhao Shi Yi
What did you die of?
I believe I was sick
Just yes or no
What do you mean 'l believe'?
You Chinese can't be sure about anything
I believe, maybe, perhaps
Well, yes or no
Yes or No, You see?
Yes
Wrong...you didn't die of sickness
You died of suffocation
Take it back, talk later...quick
Die again
Die again?
Yes
"Grave of Hebei Zhao Shi Yi'
As the saying goes:
if you are summoned by death
could you delay it even slightly?
But a wrongful death is not
acceptable either
To die for a beautiful lady
and be a promiscuous ghost,
could that be so?
At least you'll dance a gig or two
There's a verse popular with
theatre performers
Death is like a lamp being extinguished;
Reincarnation is like finding the moon
at the bottom of the sea
I've got the moon
but so what?
Death is the be all and end all
My reincarnation is useless
all things have changed
Where are you off to?
It's the height of winter, go home!
I have tried this tea in many places
it's the best here
Thanks
I want to add some sesame paste
Okay...
Drink more
So cold
Yes
Right...
I've over ten years' experience
making this tea
it really keeps you warm
Good
Good
Careful, it's hot
There's plenty, take your time
Boss, give me another bowl
Excuse me, what is this place?
Is it outside the door of the Si,
or door of the Fu?
Isn't this the door of the Si?
Gao Liang bridge is up ahead
Go into the city quickly,
the gates close at twelve
And then what direction should I head?
Walk straight towards south
You'll see after the corner
at the crossroads
Ghost...
What's up?
It's a ghost...
What's happening?
Why am I dressed up like this?
Like a ghost
Sir, come here
Inside please
Quiet...
Are you good enough?
Bluffing...what a nuisance...
Sir, come, please don't go
Who'll be playing with the gay?
Old bastard
Damn you
"Zhao Residence"
Life and death,
difficult to see true friendship
Dead and alive, true friendship does exist
Who cares for me? Who loves me?
My wife
She even made an altar for me
Crocodile tears
Go and have a look
Don't be too sad
dad has died for 7 days
That's the first week after the death,
don't cry
Take care of your health
Would be bad if you harm your body
by over-grieving
I feel bad
I know. You're so young
how could you?
Don't be sad. I'm back, don't cry
I am alive again
Look, what a pair
I little thought you'd be so good to me
Why cry like this?
Does it sound like someone crying?
Damn, you say you suffer
I am the one who really suffers, bitch
Lu Ping, my good friend
What bloody friend?
I don't want it
I cannot wait any longer
Everyone knows I am the best
of friends with old Zhao
It's only 6 days since he died
how could I marry you?
What's your concern?
It's common in many places in China
Besides, you're good friends
We need to consider his son
Zhao Ming's feelings
What for? He looks down on me
I was married to old Zhao for 5, 6 years
he never addressed me as mom
Why should we give him face?
I get it, you...
It's all because of that wife of
your managing director
Bitch, what cousins are you talking of?
Anyone remotely related is a 'cousin'
Apart from your managing director
Jin Rong Lu
Almost everyone knows that
you and his wife have an affair
Alright...don't bring this up, ok?
Take it easy...don't rush
Isn't this nice?
Slowly again
When old Zhao was alive
we had to be surreptitious
Now that he is dead, what's to fear?
Of course it's good for you
You can do it openly
or discreetly
Kill 2 birds with 1 stone,
it's good for you naturally
Be careful of what others might say
Mourning is a ritual
as a show to the living
Otherwise why wear a white flower?
Of course to let you see!
I want to make you happy
I still want it
Still want more? Oh, heavens!
Four is better than three
You said you wouldn't mind
if troubles surrounded you
It would be the sixth time
Six is a lucky number!
After midnight it'd be the 1st week
after old Zhao died
If he doesn't do it himself
who could stand in for him?
Aren't you called Lu Bun?
According to your name,
you're quite powerful
No way...
Well? Enough?
Almost
We could get dad's insurance
of thirty thousand dollars tomorrow
Old Suen and the others
will get five thousand each
It's fifty thousand all together
We could start our company now
Isn't that great?
Nothing is perfect in this world
If dad didn't die, we couldn't have
had insurance money
Now that he's dead, we could start
the company
It's good in a way. If he knew about
Lu Bun and your step mother
he'd have died in anger instead of illness
After you told me
I really got mad.
If you hadn't stopped me,
I'd have told dad
It'd be no use, would he have believed it?
One is an old friend
one is his wife
If you'd have told him
he would have said you couldn't accept her
Please draw the blinds
What should I do?
If the insurance company
knows that I haven't died
my son's future would be ruined
And with such a wife
how could I return home with dignity?
Forget it,
let me find the managing director
I've followed him my whole life
I should have some credit
I'll borrow some money from him
and get away from here
What the eyes don't see, it doesn't exist!
Madam Huang
Would you go see
who it is at this late hour?
Yes
Coming...who is it?
Madam Huang
Mr. Zhao
Is the managing director here?
Yes...
Please come in
Who is it?
It's Mr. Zhao
Mr Jin
Old Zhao
What brings you here at this late hour?
Small matter
Come in...
Thanks
Have a seat
Who is it?
Old Zhao
Which old Zhao?
Zhao Shi Yi
Mrs Jin
Madam...
Are you alright?
Mrs Jin
I am Zhao Shi Yi
Ghost...
What are you talking about? It's old Zhao
Old Zhao
Zhao Shi Yi!
Yes, Mrs Jin. You don't recognise me?
Isn't he dead?
I see...
You see now!
I am old Zhao
You are Zhao Shi Yi
Right
This gown you're wearing
was put in with your burial
Nonsense
Of all people
why would you want to impersonate
Zhao Shi Yi?
Why would I need to impersonate him?
I am him
Zhao Shi Yi?
Don't you know
he's dead?
Yes, my wife did mention that
I have died for 6 days
Tomorrow is the seventh day
You have died for 6 days?
Right
Is your visa to Feng Du not ready yet?
Not really;
they said my death was a mistake
A mistake?
You haven't forgotten any procedure,
is it?
No...
I...well...
Well what?
You are Zhao Shi Yi?
Tell me frankly what do you want?
Please don't misunderstand
I just want to...
It's a long story
Long story? You want to borrow money?
I...want to leave this place
so people wouldn't know
I have returned from the dead
I...
My son wouldn't get the insurance money
You have a kind heart
But, of all people
why do you have to impersonate
Zhao Shi Yi?
When he was alive, he thought
he made substantial contributions
to my company
and also that he started the business
for me
He exploited this and was full of himself
My patience with him was stretched
You'd think I smiled at him
Iistened to him and satisfied his
every wish
because he had a hold on me
So you chose to impersonate him
for blackmailing me!
Wake up!
I tell you
If it wasn't for Lu Bun who put in
a good word for him
I'd have fired him long ago
Lu Bun put in a good word for me?
You know, he happens to be
my wife's cousin
I would have to take care of him
Lu Bun had an affair with old Zhao's wife
Apart from old Zhao the whole world
knew about it
I pity poor old Zhao
so I controlled myself
Is that clear?
Is that clear?
Zhao Shi Yi, listen well
Great
Life and death, difficult to see
true friendship
Dead and alive, true friendship does exist
I'll not borrow a cent from you
Don't worry
But I have to tell you:
Your wife's cousin Lu Bun
calls your wife 'cousin' on the face of it
but they have a different relationship
in bed!
Is that clear?
Is that clear?
Is that clear, Mr. Jin Rong Lu?
Nonsense
You are talking nonsense
Nonsense, huh?
Why would I talk nonsense?
Jin Rong Lu, your cuckolded head
is obvious to the whole world
except yourself. Phew!
What rubbish!
Ice is cold, but colder are men's hearts;
The World is full of treachery,
more treacherous are men's hearts
Appearances often deceive
Human nature is fickle,
and so is friendship
Until death, I won't give in;
won't give up until I get what I want
Everything is clear and I should
go back to my coffin
It's cold, yet the coffin is warm
I told you it's cold outside
Why go out? I'll have to come back
eventually
Get up
I said get up!
Get up...go out
What's up?
I said go out
Go out?
Nonsense, is this coffin yours?
Of course
What? It's yours
Look
Over there
Damn it
I only have this coffin,
and you fight with me for it
The one from Hebei stand here
What's your name?
Zhao Shi Yi
Am I right?
I said you're smothered to death!
Over here...
Line up...
Foreigners, attention
French, American, British
go to gate six
Russians, listen up
Really?
Yes
It's Zhao Shi Yi
he died twice just like that
The waiter and the beggar saw it
with their own eyes
Take it while it's hot!
Dog meat
Hmm, nice! Lives up to its name;
it's good for health
Cheers
Cheers
This way please
Inside please
What would you like?
A pot of jasmine tea please
Yes
A bowl of spicy meat and noodles
Yes, sir
A pot of jasmine tea,
a bowl of spicy meat and noodles
Boss
Yes?
I want to find out
where is Shantung Guildhall?
What do you want?
I came here to sit for the
university entrance exam
I can't afford to stay at an inn
Friends recommend the Shantung Guildhall
Don't ever go there
Why?
There are ghosts there
Ghosts?
There are no guests there
only coffins
There aren't ghosts in this day and age!
Go away
Make way...Commander is here
Make way
This is Commander Suen who lives next to
the Shantung Guildhall
Three 'lots' and nine 'Yu'
Lots of money, sons and mistresses
What about nine 'Yu'?
Nine concubines
Aren't they afraid of ghosts?
When one is down in luck,
even ghosts bully him
but he is at the height of his fortune now
My luck isn't bad either
Makes a fool of himself
not heeding words of the wise
Anyone here?
Hello?
You're...
My surname is Wu, I am in charge here
You are...
I suppose you are Wu Yin Lu, uncle Wu
Y es, you are...
I came to sit for the
university entrance exam
I was referred by Kong Tian
Yes, Mr. Kong mentioned this
a few days ago
You lived in
Yes...
Ming De? You are Mr. Xu Ming De
Just call me Ming De!
Inside please...
I'll help myself...
No need for any formality, please
"Day"
Have a seat inside
Alright
I'll put the keys here
I'll make some tea for you
Thanks, let me do it myself
But I am the host
and you are my guest, let me do it
Uncle
It's rumoured that this place is unclean
I'll clean it up for you later
What I mean is it's haunted
Haunted?
What? Are you scared?
No
If you hear anything at night
don't be bothered and continue to sleep
Don't get up to look around
You mean...
I don't mean any ghosts, I mean...
Genie
Genie?
That's right, a genie
Kowtow every morning and
burn incense day and night
Burn more incense, kowtow
mind your own business, sleep more
"Genie really works"
"Genie"
What is it? Did you get hurt?
No
I am rubbing this with plaster
It leaks when it rains
That kid is lucky, he didn't die
Who? What you are talking about?
The one who lives
in the Shantung Guildhall
Isn't the place haunted?
It's a genie, not some ghost
I'd say it's neither genie nor ghost;
That Wu fellow is the cause of all this
You are still young,
better be more pliable
It's not worth getting into
unnecessary trouble
That's not the point
I have to find out what happened
Tonight, I must catch it
"Genie really works"
What's going on? Come!
It's bad
Sorry
Damn it, totally useless
Useless thing
You are so ferocious
I am prepared
to serve until death
What are you talking about?
You are just a scumbag
Run...
Hurry
Please, spare me!
Please, spare me!
I've told you many times
to mind your own business
Aren't you creating trouble for yourself?
I... I am just curious
Curious? You have horses
and mules to ride on
what's there to be curious about?
If I had not spoken on your behalf
last night
you would be dead
It was you who hit me last night?
Who else?
Are there really ghosts, really a genie?
Commander Suen is the genie
Commander Suen is playing ghosts here
He is so strange
It's his own mistress, he...
He is willing
A wife is no better than a mistress
who is no better than a hard-to-get
If it isn't so, he wouldn't have
the mood to enjoy
What business is it of yours?
That's really weird
Right
To each his own
Coming
Just a second
How come it is Fu Lu Shou?
The Wu Jia Pi we usually have
is not available
I tell you
many people want to drink it but can't
This has been kept for over a year
I tell you, brother
If people don't say it
no one would ever know
Let me test you
Do you know the background of this wine?
Of course
The winery is operated by
the brothers Zhao Yong Fu
Ma Bao Lu & Huang Yuan Shou;
And hence the wine's name
Right, listen
When Zhao Yong Fu died and
his son took over
it was then that the problem started
But his son Xiao Fu is not bad!
Huang Yuan Shou however,
is nothing but a riffraff
He frequented brothels,
gambled and drank all the while
His chick Hai Zi is quite good though
Mostly he stays at a brothel
Hey girls, come along to entertain
the customers
Coming...
He only cared about enjoying himself and
squandered all his income
Ma Bao Lu was desperate
He was old, and had no money
to pay his staff's salary
His men left him one by one
He took deposits,
but couldn't deliver the goods
He fell sick under pressure
he coughed and wheezed
Gentlemen
Xiao Hu Zi
"Three Stars Wine Shop"
Xiao Hu Zi
Xiao Hu Zi
Xiao Hu Zi
Open the door
Coming...
Uncle
What are you doing?
You go out for fun!
I am awaiting your return
Like this? I almost yelled myself hoarse
Get me some water
Couldn't collect anything?
What?
Everybody has problems
Better borrow from them
Well...we don't have enough rice
to start production
It's best to rest for a few more days
So cool
They've paid us, but we don't
deliver in time, well...
No need for you to worry
Hasn't your dad told you before
that you'll know what to do
when the time comes?
Go to sleep
Yes
Well...
Well what?
What if we still don't know
what to do at the time?
No?
What if we're stuck in the middle?
Stuck where?
Then remove the obstacles
Go to sleep
Bastard, busy-body
Get out
Xiao Hu Zi
Coming
Hurry
Coming...
What is it?
What is it?
What is this?
Speak!
Any idea who this is?
Yes
Who is it?
My uncle
Nonsense, I know he's your uncle
I'm asking who this woman is?
Woman?
This woman comes here quite often
Sometimes she and uncle will stay here
What?
Stay here?
When the others deliver goods to Tientsin
She and uncle stay here quite often
Stay here?
What's her name?
Uncle asked me to address her
as 'Third madam'
Third madam, huh!
This is absurd
Haven't you heard what she's called?
Yes, loud and clear
Make anything out of it?
Looks like she's got a stomach ache
Stomach ache?
How do you know that?
Me?
I heard her yelling so I ran up
immediately
to see what the matter was
Oh my god...
Oh...
Alright...
Then I heard Uncle call Hai Zi
Hai Zi...
My Hai Zi, my dear Hai Zi
I was overjoyed
Then I heard Uncle
bang... hit her
Then she said...oh...spare me!
Alright...
How could our business become so good?
How come?
He doesn't do the proper things but
has fun all day and spends
the business funds
Now we don't even have money
to start our work
Go to sleep
I told you to go to sleep,
didn't you hear that?
Yes
Go to sleep
This is just ridiculous
Uncle
Greet third madam
Madam
This is my elder brother's son, Xiao Hu Zi
Hai Zi, you've got big buttocks
Damn you
Damn me...
Hai Zi, you'll soon know how powerful I am
I am not scared
I am not scared
What's the hurry!
Lie down first
What are you looking at?
Bastard
Hai Zi... my dear
2nd Uncle...
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle...
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
I did say you mightn't know
what to do when time comes
Didn't you say if that's so
we'll remove the obstacles?
Even if you don't do it,
you needn't do this!
Now see what has happened
2nd Uncle
Third uncle
I suppose we'd better report
this to the police station
Report to the police station?
Are you kidding?
How? Tell them that the boss
of Three Stars Wine Shop
killed himself by jumping into
the wine pot?
Who's going to drink our wine then?
How are we going to sell wine then?
But we've got to bring the news to Auntie
What are we going to say to her?
She's been sick in bed for
a couple of years
do you want her to die right away?
But we can't just let 2nd Uncle
soak in that pot
Drunken shrimp, drunken crab,
and now drunken man!
The 3 stars: Fu (happiness),
Lu(honor), Shou(longevity)
Fu is gone and so is Lu
only l, Shou, am left behind to suffer
My dad is lucky
He's still got me
You shouldn't consider it as suffering
You've got a third madam at home
and a Hai Zi outside
Isn't that so true!
Look at the three of you
Fu, Lu, Shou, and now Hai
but Fu and Lu are gone
You have a long life
But 2nd Uncle
Ma Bao Lu...soaking in the wine pot
all day
Two days later, it'll become rose wine
Damn, why not say it'll turn into
bamboo wine...
Let me tell you, Xiao Hu Zi
Nobody should know about
this incident except
heaven, earth, you and l
If someone else knows about this
you'd better watch out
What if Hai Zi asks?
You can't talk no matter who it is
Understand?
If you leak the news
I'll skin you alive
and use it to make wine
Bring the bag of nails and follow me
3rd Uncle, wait...
Just let me pay my last respects
to 2nd Uncle
Damn it! What for?
What do you think this is? A funeral home?
Nail it
What are you crying for?
People will hear you
Idiot! Nail it up
Xiao Hu Zi, go and see who it is
Don't open the door yet
Go
Open up quickly
Police
Who is it?
3rd Uncle, it's the police
Police?
Open the door first!
But...
Go!
What is taking you so long?
Coming...
Open the door quickly
Come in please
What are you looking at? Go away...
There's a ticket here
The cheque you gave to Yan Tai
cannot be redeemed
Now there's a court case
because of this
Please acknowledge its receipt
Please have some tea before you go!
Thank you
Go
Goodbye
Boss Huang
Boss Cui
Come in
Come in...
This way..
The price...
Uncle
Uncle, the wine is almost sold out
If someone come to buy...
Oh...
Follow me
Uncle, this wine..
Tomorrow Yi He will be here
to get the wine
Three wine pots
each only filled up one third
Let's deal with them first
Well...
Well...well what!
Heaven knows, earth knows, you and I know
It ain't the wine but the drinker
who gets himself drunk
What do you mean?
How could you say such things
Can you have a clear conscience? 3rd Uncle
Conscience?
How much is that worth?
Conscience? Talking about conscience
is bull shit
It's been rumoured that
the Fu Lu Shou wine
from the Three Stars Wine Shop
tastes different
Here...try it
No more wine
Waiter...
Coming...
Bring some more wine
Yes...
Coming...
Cheers...
It's really good
Hmm, not bad
Its reputation is truly justified
It's quite good
Isn't it so!
Like people, a wine must have
it's own characteristic
Right...
Don't you agree, Xiao Hu Zi?
Of course!
Our wine does not only have a rich taste
it tastes of man too
What do you mean?
How could that be?
How could it taste of man?
What do you mean?
Taste of man?
You said it just now
Did I say that?
You said it
I said the wine has a taste of man?
You just said it
Did l?
You did
I meant human touch
As the saying goes
having friends is good for wine,
smoking and gambling
That's why I say, in our
Three Stars Wine Shop
The more you drink, the more
you feel the human touch
Wine and drinker become as one
and friendship becomes deeper
Right, wine and drinker become as one
Xiao Hu Zi, cheers
No... I've stopped...
You guys go ahead and enjoy yourselves
Wine will smoothen out everything
enjoy insobriety and forget being sober
Enjoy yourselves
Come...drink...
What? Drunk?
Me? Drunk? What a joke
This amount of wine could hardly
intoxicate me
I...want to drink more
If the heavens & earth
loved not wine, neither would
there be wine fairies,
nor would there be Jiu Quan
As such it is no shame to love wine
Come...drink up
My turn...to treat this time
Here...
One crab! Eight claws
pointed at both sides and so big
eyes blink, neck retracts
crawling across the sandy river
Good brothers, who should drink
Iucky stars, who should drink
Your turn to drink up
Okay
I never complain about that
This wine is good
Let me fill up your glass, you go on
I never complain
Hey, Xiao Hu Zi
How come the wine is different from
the old days?
In what way?
It's got something more in it
More?
Yes
Go and ask
What's in it?
This is a trade secret! Can't let it out
Bull shit...
There's a new name, remember it
What new name?
It's called...
Come on, speak up
Er Guo Tou
Don't worry, we'll pay up front
You have 3 months to deliver, no problem
Right...
Boss Zang, it's not a matter of money
You are our regular customers
Right!
I can't show favoritism!
Besides, brewing wine is not
turning on the tap
you can't just turn it on and
expect wine will flow
It takes time
Time is not an issue
you can take up to 6 months,
take the payment first...
If 6 months are not enough, take a year
or even a year and a half if need be
We're old friends, take the deposit first
Don't be so fussy!
Just take the money!
No... I can't take it
What if I can't deliver by the deadline?
It doesn't work that way
Wouldn't want me to add water
to the wine, would you?
Three Stars Wine Shop, how could it?
We believe you
Take it...
Alright...
But I am reluctant!
Thanks...
Uncle, this won't work
You've got to find someone to work!
Find someone to work?
Too many people, too much gossip
Can you keep an eye on him all day?
If someone knows that your Uncle
is there in the pot
we'll be finished
Well...
You keep on adding water
How many pots can we still make?
Now wine and man have taste of each other
Later, wine and water will mix together
and water would have the taste of wine
Will that mess up the whole thing?
That's easy
At that time we don't add water into it
instead we put a man inside
Nothing more...go to sleep
you'll know what to do
when the time comes, go to sleep
2nd Uncle
I...think about 2nd Uncle
You...
What are you shouting at?
Go...go to sleep
Go
Disgusting...
"Story of Twelve Chinese Knights"
Don't be rash!
I've something to attend to at home,
got to rush back
I'll come next time
Come earlier next time
Wait, I'll turn on the light
I'll show you out
Disgusting...
Let me kiss you...
It wouldn't be nice if someone sees us
Come earlier next time, goodbye
Uncle
What time is it?
It's late morning, get up
Xiao Hu Zi, go
Have a drink
Uncle, I have given up drinking
Drink it!
Uncle, I can't
Uncle, my dick
Oh my god...
You bastard, try to run
You bastard
Bastard, you
Xiao Hu Zi... no
Xiao Hu Zi
One crab! Eight claws
pointed at both sides and so big
eyes blink, neck retracts
crawling across the sandy river
Good brothers, who should drink
good brothers, your turn to drink
You never grumble when you drink
Uncle, you should have told me earlier
if you wanted to drink
I could have readied some
refreshments also to go along
You guys say this wine is not good enough
This wine is not fit for drinking
Come, give me a bottle of Wu Jia Pi
Yes...
I ain't drinking this
Right!
You can't drink this wine
Bastard, you're making up rumours
and this is not the first time
We don't interfere with
each other's business
You can boast
about how good you are
but you shouldn't say that
other people's stuff is bad
There's no problem
with your saying that your wine is good
Right...
but you can't say we're soaking
a dead man in our wine
Never mind...
What do you mean by never mind,
finish it with him
You bastard
Don't you have conscience?
What is it? Give me some face
Talk things out peacefully
Go...
It's not my fault,
I heard it from other people
Who said so?
From...
It's you,
you spread the rumour to the media
On one hand, you wrote
anonymous letters to the
Health dept. claiming we consort
with gangs;
On the other hand,
you asked your wife's godparents
to stir up trouble
It has nothing to do with my wife
Phew!
Don't be shameless! Without your wife
how could you be the boss of
a wine brewery?
You are good for nothing
C'mon, let's go to the station
to seek justice
Go...
Old bastard
"Guangdong's food is best in
appearance, aroma and taste"
People who live in Feng Du,
die and become ghosts
To go to Feng Du,
it doesn't take either a passport or visa
but one has to pass through the hell gates
Hell gates?
Often it's the minor ones that are
hard to deal with
Line up...
We have to line up even after death,
are you kidding?
Quiet. Hurry and line up
Line up...
Stand still, what's in your hands?
So outdated
Open your mouth
I am not smuggling; my family
put it there after I died
Come here
Come on
What's inside?
Hernia
Go
Life ain't easy even if one becomes
a ghost
Bull shit
What's that noise?
"Reincarnation court"
Everybody has problems
No matter you're a man or ghost
When you get there
it's even more frightening
Who knows what one becomes
in the next life!
"Pig"
Go quickly
Hold it...
"Chicken"
Chicken?
I don't want to be
a chicken (prostitute), but a star
It's better being a chicken
How could you be a star
if not a chicken first?
A chicken earns more
"Man"
Good
Quiet...
"lnspector from hell"
You're lucky you'll be humans again
You have a right to choose
Come, men
Yes
You were a teller in your last life
You gave people money each day
What's your wish for the next life?
I hope people give me money each day
Give you money?
Well
Sir, spare a dime!
I am starving to death, take pity on me!
Thanks
What a pity!
Chen Lai Zhu
Yes
What did you find wrong with your
last life?
What's your wish for the next life?
I was a housewife
I liked to gamble in Macau
but my husband did not earn much money
and I even got cheated
I'd like to gamble to my heart's content
Alright
Black jack
Time to get off
Open
Time to work
They were dumb in their previous life
and would like to speak more
in their next life
Okay
Thanks for coming...
Come again next time...
Bao Bu Si
Yes
You were killed by robbers
Yes, one stab of the knife and
I was finished
Your wish for the next life is...
My name is Bao Bu Si
never expected one stab would kill me
For the next life I hope that
no knives can kill me;
In fact, no weapons could kill me
not even machine guns
Nuts, I also want to...
Quiet...
Alright
Is he dead?
Yes...
He'll never die
because he's an actor
When he's on camera he won't die
but when he's on the bed...well,
there's no guarantee
The long hair is cut short
or kept all for his sake
The hairstyle will never change
to indicate our pledge
"Hades Movie Production Company"
Shakespeare said death is an
undiscovered country from whose bourn
no traveller returns
But there was a traveller;
That's me, Zhao Shi Yi
of Bao Ding county in Hebei
I've gone and am now back
Your name?
Zhao Shi Yi
What did you die of?
I believe I was sick
Just yes or no
What do you mean 'l believe'?
You Chinese can't be sure about anything
I believe, maybe, perhaps
Well, yes or no
Yes or No, You see?
Yes
Wrong...you didn't die of sickness
You died of suffocation
Take it back, talk later...quick
Die again
Die again?
Yes
"Grave of Hebei Zhao Shi Yi'
As the saying goes:
if you are summoned by death
could you delay it even slightly?
But a wrongful death is not
acceptable either
To die for a beautiful lady
and be a promiscuous ghost,
could that be so?
At least you'll dance a gig or two
There's a verse popular with
theatre performers
Death is like a lamp being extinguished;
Reincarnation is like finding the moon
at the bottom of the sea
I've got the moon
but so what?
Death is the be all and end all
My reincarnation is useless
all things have changed
Where are you off to?
It's the height of winter, go home!
I have tried this tea in many places
it's the best here
Thanks
I want to add some sesame paste
Okay...
Drink more
So cold
Yes
Right...
I've over ten years' experience
making this tea
it really keeps you warm
Good
Good
Careful, it's hot
There's plenty, take your time
Boss, give me another bowl
Excuse me, what is this place?
Is it outside the door of the Si,
or door of the Fu?
Isn't this the door of the Si?
Gao Liang bridge is up ahead
Go into the city quickly,
the gates close at twelve
And then what direction should I head?
Walk straight towards south
You'll see after the corner
at the crossroads
Ghost...
What's up?
It's a ghost...
What's happening?
Why am I dressed up like this?
Like a ghost
Sir, come here
Inside please
Quiet...
Are you good enough?
Bluffing...what a nuisance...
Sir, come, please don't go
Who'll be playing with the gay?
Old bastard
Damn you
"Zhao Residence"
Life and death,
difficult to see true friendship
Dead and alive, true friendship does exist
Who cares for me? Who loves me?
My wife
She even made an altar for me
Crocodile tears
Go and have a look
Don't be too sad
dad has died for 7 days
That's the first week after the death,
don't cry
Take care of your health
Would be bad if you harm your body
by over-grieving
I feel bad
I know. You're so young
how could you?
Don't be sad. I'm back, don't cry
I am alive again
Look, what a pair
I little thought you'd be so good to me
Why cry like this?
Does it sound like someone crying?
Damn, you say you suffer
I am the one who really suffers, bitch
Lu Ping, my good friend
What bloody friend?
I don't want it
I cannot wait any longer
Everyone knows I am the best
of friends with old Zhao
It's only 6 days since he died
how could I marry you?
What's your concern?
It's common in many places in China
Besides, you're good friends
We need to consider his son
Zhao Ming's feelings
What for? He looks down on me
I was married to old Zhao for 5, 6 years
he never addressed me as mom
Why should we give him face?
I get it, you...
It's all because of that wife of
your managing director
Bitch, what cousins are you talking of?
Anyone remotely related is a 'cousin'
Apart from your managing director
Jin Rong Lu
Almost everyone knows that
you and his wife have an affair
Alright...don't bring this up, ok?
Take it easy...don't rush
Isn't this nice?
Slowly again
When old Zhao was alive
we had to be surreptitious
Now that he is dead, what's to fear?
Of course it's good for you
You can do it openly
or discreetly
Kill 2 birds with 1 stone,
it's good for you naturally
Be careful of what others might say
Mourning is a ritual
as a show to the living
Otherwise why wear a white flower?
Of course to let you see!
I want to make you happy
I still want it
Still want more? Oh, heavens!
Four is better than three
You said you wouldn't mind
if troubles surrounded you
It would be the sixth time
Six is a lucky number!
After midnight it'd be the 1st week
after old Zhao died
If he doesn't do it himself
who could stand in for him?
Aren't you called Lu Bun?
According to your name,
you're quite powerful
No way...
Well? Enough?
Almost
We could get dad's insurance
of thirty thousand dollars tomorrow
Old Suen and the others
will get five thousand each
It's fifty thousand all together
We could start our company now
Isn't that great?
Nothing is perfect in this world
If dad didn't die, we couldn't have
had insurance money
Now that he's dead, we could start
the company
It's good in a way. If he knew about
Lu Bun and your step mother
he'd have died in anger instead of illness
After you told me
I really got mad.
If you hadn't stopped me,
I'd have told dad
It'd be no use, would he have believed it?
One is an old friend
one is his wife
If you'd have told him
he would have said you couldn't accept her
Please draw the blinds
What should I do?
If the insurance company
knows that I haven't died
my son's future would be ruined
And with such a wife
how could I return home with dignity?
Forget it,
let me find the managing director
I've followed him my whole life
I should have some credit
I'll borrow some money from him
and get away from here
What the eyes don't see, it doesn't exist!
Madam Huang
Would you go see
who it is at this late hour?
Yes
Coming...who is it?
Madam Huang
Mr. Zhao
Is the managing director here?
Yes...
Please come in
Who is it?
It's Mr. Zhao
Mr Jin
Old Zhao
What brings you here at this late hour?
Small matter
Come in...
Thanks
Have a seat
Who is it?
Old Zhao
Which old Zhao?
Zhao Shi Yi
Mrs Jin
Madam...
Are you alright?
Mrs Jin
I am Zhao Shi Yi
Ghost...
What are you talking about? It's old Zhao
Old Zhao
Zhao Shi Yi!
Yes, Mrs Jin. You don't recognise me?
Isn't he dead?
I see...
You see now!
I am old Zhao
You are Zhao Shi Yi
Right
This gown you're wearing
was put in with your burial
Nonsense
Of all people
why would you want to impersonate
Zhao Shi Yi?
Why would I need to impersonate him?
I am him
Zhao Shi Yi?
Don't you know
he's dead?
Yes, my wife did mention that
I have died for 6 days
Tomorrow is the seventh day
You have died for 6 days?
Right
Is your visa to Feng Du not ready yet?
Not really;
they said my death was a mistake
A mistake?
You haven't forgotten any procedure,
is it?
No...
I...well...
Well what?
You are Zhao Shi Yi?
Tell me frankly what do you want?
Please don't misunderstand
I just want to...
It's a long story
Long story? You want to borrow money?
I...want to leave this place
so people wouldn't know
I have returned from the dead
I...
My son wouldn't get the insurance money
You have a kind heart
But, of all people
why do you have to impersonate
Zhao Shi Yi?
When he was alive, he thought
he made substantial contributions
to my company
and also that he started the business
for me
He exploited this and was full of himself
My patience with him was stretched
You'd think I smiled at him
Iistened to him and satisfied his
every wish
because he had a hold on me
So you chose to impersonate him
for blackmailing me!
Wake up!
I tell you
If it wasn't for Lu Bun who put in
a good word for him
I'd have fired him long ago
Lu Bun put in a good word for me?
You know, he happens to be
my wife's cousin
I would have to take care of him
Lu Bun had an affair with old Zhao's wife
Apart from old Zhao the whole world
knew about it
I pity poor old Zhao
so I controlled myself
Is that clear?
Is that clear?
Zhao Shi Yi, listen well
Great
Life and death, difficult to see
true friendship
Dead and alive, true friendship does exist
I'll not borrow a cent from you
Don't worry
But I have to tell you:
Your wife's cousin Lu Bun
calls your wife 'cousin' on the face of it
but they have a different relationship
in bed!
Is that clear?
Is that clear?
Is that clear, Mr. Jin Rong Lu?
Nonsense
You are talking nonsense
Nonsense, huh?
Why would I talk nonsense?
Jin Rong Lu, your cuckolded head
is obvious to the whole world
except yourself. Phew!
What rubbish!
Ice is cold, but colder are men's hearts;
The World is full of treachery,
more treacherous are men's hearts
Appearances often deceive
Human nature is fickle,
and so is friendship
Until death, I won't give in;
won't give up until I get what I want
Everything is clear and I should
go back to my coffin
It's cold, yet the coffin is warm
I told you it's cold outside
Why go out? I'll have to come back
eventually
Get up
I said get up!
Get up...go out
What's up?
I said go out
Go out?
Nonsense, is this coffin yours?
Of course
What? It's yours
Look
Over there
Damn it
I only have this coffin,
and you fight with me for it
The one from Hebei stand here
What's your name?
Zhao Shi Yi
Am I right?
I said you're smothered to death!
Over here...
Line up...
Foreigners, attention
French, American, British
go to gate six
Russians, listen up
Really?
Yes
It's Zhao Shi Yi
he died twice just like that
The waiter and the beggar saw it
with their own eyes
Take it while it's hot!
Dog meat
Hmm, nice! Lives up to its name;
it's good for health
Cheers
Cheers
This way please
Inside please
What would you like?
A pot of jasmine tea please
Yes
A bowl of spicy meat and noodles
Yes, sir
A pot of jasmine tea,
a bowl of spicy meat and noodles
Boss
Yes?
I want to find out
where is Shantung Guildhall?
What do you want?
I came here to sit for the
university entrance exam
I can't afford to stay at an inn
Friends recommend the Shantung Guildhall
Don't ever go there
Why?
There are ghosts there
Ghosts?
There are no guests there
only coffins
There aren't ghosts in this day and age!
Go away
Make way...Commander is here
Make way
This is Commander Suen who lives next to
the Shantung Guildhall
Three 'lots' and nine 'Yu'
Lots of money, sons and mistresses
What about nine 'Yu'?
Nine concubines
Aren't they afraid of ghosts?
When one is down in luck,
even ghosts bully him
but he is at the height of his fortune now
My luck isn't bad either
Makes a fool of himself
not heeding words of the wise
Anyone here?
Hello?
You're...
My surname is Wu, I am in charge here
You are...
I suppose you are Wu Yin Lu, uncle Wu
Y es, you are...
I came to sit for the
university entrance exam
I was referred by Kong Tian
Yes, Mr. Kong mentioned this
a few days ago
You lived in
Yes...
Ming De? You are Mr. Xu Ming De
Just call me Ming De!
Inside please...
I'll help myself...
No need for any formality, please
"Day"
Have a seat inside
Alright
I'll put the keys here
I'll make some tea for you
Thanks, let me do it myself
But I am the host
and you are my guest, let me do it
Uncle
It's rumoured that this place is unclean
I'll clean it up for you later
What I mean is it's haunted
Haunted?
What? Are you scared?
No
If you hear anything at night
don't be bothered and continue to sleep
Don't get up to look around
You mean...
I don't mean any ghosts, I mean...
Genie
Genie?
That's right, a genie
Kowtow every morning and
burn incense day and night
Burn more incense, kowtow
mind your own business, sleep more
"Genie really works"
"Genie"
What is it? Did you get hurt?
No
I am rubbing this with plaster
It leaks when it rains
That kid is lucky, he didn't die
Who? What you are talking about?
The one who lives
in the Shantung Guildhall
Isn't the place haunted?
It's a genie, not some ghost
I'd say it's neither genie nor ghost;
That Wu fellow is the cause of all this
You are still young,
better be more pliable
It's not worth getting into
unnecessary trouble
That's not the point
I have to find out what happened
Tonight, I must catch it
"Genie really works"
What's going on? Come!
It's bad
Sorry
Damn it, totally useless
Useless thing
You are so ferocious
I am prepared
to serve until death
What are you talking about?
You are just a scumbag
Run...
Hurry
Please, spare me!
Please, spare me!
I've told you many times
to mind your own business
Aren't you creating trouble for yourself?
I... I am just curious
Curious? You have horses
and mules to ride on
what's there to be curious about?
If I had not spoken on your behalf
last night
you would be dead
It was you who hit me last night?
Who else?
Are there really ghosts, really a genie?
Commander Suen is the genie
Commander Suen is playing ghosts here
He is so strange
It's his own mistress, he...
He is willing
A wife is no better than a mistress
who is no better than a hard-to-get
If it isn't so, he wouldn't have
the mood to enjoy
What business is it of yours?
That's really weird
Right
To each his own
Coming
Just a second
How come it is Fu Lu Shou?
The Wu Jia Pi we usually have
is not available
I tell you
many people want to drink it but can't
This has been kept for over a year
I tell you, brother
If people don't say it
no one would ever know
Let me test you
Do you know the background of this wine?
Of course
The winery is operated by
the brothers Zhao Yong Fu
Ma Bao Lu & Huang Yuan Shou;
And hence the wine's name
Right, listen
When Zhao Yong Fu died and
his son took over
it was then that the problem started
But his son Xiao Fu is not bad!
Huang Yuan Shou however,
is nothing but a riffraff
He frequented brothels,
gambled and drank all the while
His chick Hai Zi is quite good though
Mostly he stays at a brothel
Hey girls, come along to entertain
the customers
Coming...
He only cared about enjoying himself and
squandered all his income
Ma Bao Lu was desperate
He was old, and had no money
to pay his staff's salary
His men left him one by one
He took deposits,
but couldn't deliver the goods
He fell sick under pressure
he coughed and wheezed
Gentlemen
Xiao Hu Zi
"Three Stars Wine Shop"
Xiao Hu Zi
Xiao Hu Zi
Xiao Hu Zi
Open the door
Coming...
Uncle
What are you doing?
You go out for fun!
I am awaiting your return
Like this? I almost yelled myself hoarse
Get me some water
Couldn't collect anything?
What?
Everybody has problems
Better borrow from them
Well...we don't have enough rice
to start production
It's best to rest for a few more days
So cool
They've paid us, but we don't
deliver in time, well...
No need for you to worry
Hasn't your dad told you before
that you'll know what to do
when the time comes?
Go to sleep
Yes
Well...
Well what?
What if we still don't know
what to do at the time?
No?
What if we're stuck in the middle?
Stuck where?
Then remove the obstacles
Go to sleep
Bastard, busy-body
Get out
Xiao Hu Zi
Coming
Hurry
Coming...
What is it?
What is it?
What is this?
Speak!
Any idea who this is?
Yes
Who is it?
My uncle
Nonsense, I know he's your uncle
I'm asking who this woman is?
Woman?
This woman comes here quite often
Sometimes she and uncle will stay here
What?
Stay here?
When the others deliver goods to Tientsin
She and uncle stay here quite often
Stay here?
What's her name?
Uncle asked me to address her
as 'Third madam'
Third madam, huh!
This is absurd
Haven't you heard what she's called?
Yes, loud and clear
Make anything out of it?
Looks like she's got a stomach ache
Stomach ache?
How do you know that?
Me?
I heard her yelling so I ran up
immediately
to see what the matter was
Oh my god...
Oh...
Alright...
Then I heard Uncle call Hai Zi
Hai Zi...
My Hai Zi, my dear Hai Zi
I was overjoyed
Then I heard Uncle
bang... hit her
Then she said...oh...spare me!
Alright...
How could our business become so good?
How come?
He doesn't do the proper things but
has fun all day and spends
the business funds
Now we don't even have money
to start our work
Go to sleep
I told you to go to sleep,
didn't you hear that?
Yes
Go to sleep
This is just ridiculous
Uncle
Greet third madam
Madam
This is my elder brother's son, Xiao Hu Zi
Hai Zi, you've got big buttocks
Damn you
Damn me...
Hai Zi, you'll soon know how powerful I am
I am not scared
I am not scared
What's the hurry!
Lie down first
What are you looking at?
Bastard
Hai Zi... my dear
2nd Uncle...
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle...
2nd Uncle
2nd Uncle
I did say you mightn't know
what to do when time comes
Didn't you say if that's so
we'll remove the obstacles?
Even if you don't do it,
you needn't do this!
Now see what has happened
2nd Uncle
Third uncle
I suppose we'd better report
this to the police station
Report to the police station?
Are you kidding?
How? Tell them that the boss
of Three Stars Wine Shop
killed himself by jumping into
the wine pot?
Who's going to drink our wine then?
How are we going to sell wine then?
But we've got to bring the news to Auntie
What are we going to say to her?
She's been sick in bed for
a couple of years
do you want her to die right away?
But we can't just let 2nd Uncle
soak in that pot
Drunken shrimp, drunken crab,
and now drunken man!
The 3 stars: Fu (happiness),
Lu(honor), Shou(longevity)
Fu is gone and so is Lu
only l, Shou, am left behind to suffer
My dad is lucky
He's still got me
You shouldn't consider it as suffering
You've got a third madam at home
and a Hai Zi outside
Isn't that so true!
Look at the three of you
Fu, Lu, Shou, and now Hai
but Fu and Lu are gone
You have a long life
But 2nd Uncle
Ma Bao Lu...soaking in the wine pot
all day
Two days later, it'll become rose wine
Damn, why not say it'll turn into
bamboo wine...
Let me tell you, Xiao Hu Zi
Nobody should know about
this incident except
heaven, earth, you and l
If someone else knows about this
you'd better watch out
What if Hai Zi asks?
You can't talk no matter who it is
Understand?
If you leak the news
I'll skin you alive
and use it to make wine
Bring the bag of nails and follow me
3rd Uncle, wait...
Just let me pay my last respects
to 2nd Uncle
Damn it! What for?
What do you think this is? A funeral home?
Nail it
What are you crying for?
People will hear you
Idiot! Nail it up
Xiao Hu Zi, go and see who it is
Don't open the door yet
Go
Open up quickly
Police
Who is it?
3rd Uncle, it's the police
Police?
Open the door first!
But...
Go!
What is taking you so long?
Coming...
Open the door quickly
Come in please
What are you looking at? Go away...
There's a ticket here
The cheque you gave to Yan Tai
cannot be redeemed
Now there's a court case
because of this
Please acknowledge its receipt
Please have some tea before you go!
Thank you
Go
Goodbye
Boss Huang
Boss Cui
Come in
Come in...
This way..
The price...
Uncle
Uncle, the wine is almost sold out
If someone come to buy...
Oh...
Follow me
Uncle, this wine..
Tomorrow Yi He will be here
to get the wine
Three wine pots
each only filled up one third
Let's deal with them first
Well...
Well...well what!
Heaven knows, earth knows, you and I know
It ain't the wine but the drinker
who gets himself drunk
What do you mean?
How could you say such things
Can you have a clear conscience? 3rd Uncle
Conscience?
How much is that worth?
Conscience? Talking about conscience
is bull shit
It's been rumoured that
the Fu Lu Shou wine
from the Three Stars Wine Shop
tastes different
Here...try it
No more wine
Waiter...
Coming...
Bring some more wine
Yes...
Coming...
Cheers...
It's really good
Hmm, not bad
Its reputation is truly justified
It's quite good
Isn't it so!
Like people, a wine must have
it's own characteristic
Right...
Don't you agree, Xiao Hu Zi?
Of course!
Our wine does not only have a rich taste
it tastes of man too
What do you mean?
How could that be?
How could it taste of man?
What do you mean?
Taste of man?
You said it just now
Did I say that?
You said it
I said the wine has a taste of man?
You just said it
Did l?
You did
I meant human touch
As the saying goes
having friends is good for wine,
smoking and gambling
That's why I say, in our
Three Stars Wine Shop
The more you drink, the more
you feel the human touch
Wine and drinker become as one
and friendship becomes deeper
Right, wine and drinker become as one
Xiao Hu Zi, cheers
No... I've stopped...
You guys go ahead and enjoy yourselves
Wine will smoothen out everything
enjoy insobriety and forget being sober
Enjoy yourselves
Come...drink...
What? Drunk?
Me? Drunk? What a joke
This amount of wine could hardly
intoxicate me
I...want to drink more
If the heavens & earth
loved not wine, neither would
there be wine fairies,
nor would there be Jiu Quan
As such it is no shame to love wine
Come...drink up
My turn...to treat this time
Here...
One crab! Eight claws
pointed at both sides and so big
eyes blink, neck retracts
crawling across the sandy river
Good brothers, who should drink
Iucky stars, who should drink
Your turn to drink up
Okay
I never complain about that
This wine is good
Let me fill up your glass, you go on
I never complain
Hey, Xiao Hu Zi
How come the wine is different from
the old days?
In what way?
It's got something more in it
More?
Yes
Go and ask
What's in it?
This is a trade secret! Can't let it out
Bull shit...
There's a new name, remember it
What new name?
It's called...
Come on, speak up
Er Guo Tou
Don't worry, we'll pay up front
You have 3 months to deliver, no problem
Right...
Boss Zang, it's not a matter of money
You are our regular customers
Right!
I can't show favoritism!
Besides, brewing wine is not
turning on the tap
you can't just turn it on and
expect wine will flow
It takes time
Time is not an issue
you can take up to 6 months,
take the payment first...
If 6 months are not enough, take a year
or even a year and a half if need be
We're old friends, take the deposit first
Don't be so fussy!
Just take the money!
No... I can't take it
What if I can't deliver by the deadline?
It doesn't work that way
Wouldn't want me to add water
to the wine, would you?
Three Stars Wine Shop, how could it?
We believe you
Take it...
Alright...
But I am reluctant!
Thanks...
Uncle, this won't work
You've got to find someone to work!
Find someone to work?
Too many people, too much gossip
Can you keep an eye on him all day?
If someone knows that your Uncle
is there in the pot
we'll be finished
Well...
You keep on adding water
How many pots can we still make?
Now wine and man have taste of each other
Later, wine and water will mix together
and water would have the taste of wine
Will that mess up the whole thing?
That's easy
At that time we don't add water into it
instead we put a man inside
Nothing more...go to sleep
you'll know what to do
when the time comes, go to sleep
2nd Uncle
I...think about 2nd Uncle
You...
What are you shouting at?
Go...go to sleep
Go
Disgusting...
"Story of Twelve Chinese Knights"
Don't be rash!
I've something to attend to at home,
got to rush back
I'll come next time
Come earlier next time
Wait, I'll turn on the light
I'll show you out
Disgusting...
Let me kiss you...
It wouldn't be nice if someone sees us
Come earlier next time, goodbye
Uncle
What time is it?
It's late morning, get up
Xiao Hu Zi, go
Have a drink
Uncle, I have given up drinking
Drink it!
Uncle, I can't
Uncle, my dick
Oh my god...
You bastard, try to run
You bastard
Bastard, you
Xiao Hu Zi... no
Xiao Hu Zi
One crab! Eight claws
pointed at both sides and so big
eyes blink, neck retracts
crawling across the sandy river
Good brothers, who should drink
good brothers, your turn to drink
You never grumble when you drink
Uncle, you should have told me earlier
if you wanted to drink
I could have readied some
refreshments also to go along
You guys say this wine is not good enough
This wine is not fit for drinking
Come, give me a bottle of Wu Jia Pi
Yes...
I ain't drinking this
Right!
You can't drink this wine
Bastard, you're making up rumours
and this is not the first time
We don't interfere with
each other's business
You can boast
about how good you are
but you shouldn't say that
other people's stuff is bad
There's no problem
with your saying that your wine is good
Right...
but you can't say we're soaking
a dead man in our wine
Never mind...
What do you mean by never mind,
finish it with him
You bastard
Don't you have conscience?
What is it? Give me some face
Talk things out peacefully
Go...
It's not my fault,
I heard it from other people
Who said so?
From...
It's you,
you spread the rumour to the media
On one hand, you wrote
anonymous letters to the
Health dept. claiming we consort
with gangs;
On the other hand,
you asked your wife's godparents
to stir up trouble
It has nothing to do with my wife
Phew!
Don't be shameless! Without your wife
how could you be the boss of
a wine brewery?
You are good for nothing
C'mon, let's go to the station
to seek justice
Go...
Old bastard
"Guangdong's food is best in
appearance, aroma and taste"