Sensual Pleasures (1978) - full transcript

Sensual Pleasures features a collection of three, ghost story, sexual vignettes starring a viscerally sensual trio of hardcore experience with the well endowed Chen Ping, Chinese adult film legend Shirley Yu and the innocent doe-eyed Shaw Yin-yin.

Feng Du is a place for ghosts

People who live in Feng Du,

die and become ghosts

To go to Feng Du,

it doesn't take either a passport or visa

but one has to pass through the hell gates

Hell gates?

Often it's the minor ones that are
hard to deal with

Line up...

We have to line up even after death,
are you kidding?

Quiet. Hurry and line up



Line up...

Stand still, what's in your hands?

So outdated

Open your mouth

I am not smuggling; my family

put it there after I died

Come here

Come on

What's inside?

Hernia

Go

Life ain't easy even if one becomes
a ghost

Bull shit

What's that noise?



"Reincarnation court"

Everybody has problems

No matter you're a man or ghost

When you get there

it's even more frightening

Who knows what one becomes
in the next life!

"Pig"

Go quickly

Hold it...

"Chicken"

Chicken?

I don't want to be
a chicken (prostitute), but a star

It's better being a chicken

How could you be a star
if not a chicken first?

A chicken earns more

"Man"

Good

Quiet...

"lnspector from hell"

You're lucky you'll be humans again

You have a right to choose

Come, men

Yes

You were a teller in your last life

You gave people money each day

What's your wish for the next life?

I hope people give me money each day

Give you money?

Well

Sir, spare a dime!

I am starving to death, take pity on me!

Thanks

What a pity!

Chen Lai Zhu

Yes

What did you find wrong with your
last life?

What's your wish for the next life?

I was a housewife

I liked to gamble in Macau

but my husband did not earn much money

and I even got cheated

I'd like to gamble to my heart's content

Alright

Black jack

Time to get off

Open

Time to work

They were dumb in their previous life

and would like to speak more
in their next life

Okay

Thanks for coming...

Come again next time...

Bao Bu Si

Yes

You were killed by robbers

Yes, one stab of the knife and
I was finished

Your wish for the next life is...

My name is Bao Bu Si

never expected one stab would kill me

For the next life I hope that
no knives can kill me;

In fact, no weapons could kill me

not even machine guns

Nuts, I also want to...

Quiet...

Alright

Is he dead?

Yes...

He'll never die

because he's an actor

When he's on camera he won't die

but when he's on the bed...well,
there's no guarantee

The long hair is cut short
or kept all for his sake

The hairstyle will never change
to indicate our pledge

"Hades Movie Production Company"

Shakespeare said death is an

undiscovered country from whose bourn

no traveller returns

But there was a traveller;

That's me, Zhao Shi Yi

of Bao Ding county in Hebei

I've gone and am now back

Your name?

Zhao Shi Yi

What did you die of?

I believe I was sick

Just yes or no

What do you mean 'l believe'?

You Chinese can't be sure about anything

I believe, maybe, perhaps

Well, yes or no

Yes or No, You see?

Yes

Wrong...you didn't die of sickness

You died of suffocation

Take it back, talk later...quick

Die again

Die again?

Yes

"Grave of Hebei Zhao Shi Yi'

As the saying goes:
if you are summoned by death

could you delay it even slightly?

But a wrongful death is not
acceptable either

To die for a beautiful lady

and be a promiscuous ghost,
could that be so?

At least you'll dance a gig or two

There's a verse popular with
theatre performers

Death is like a lamp being extinguished;

Reincarnation is like finding the moon
at the bottom of the sea

I've got the moon

but so what?

Death is the be all and end all

My reincarnation is useless

all things have changed

Where are you off to?

It's the height of winter, go home!

I have tried this tea in many places

it's the best here

Thanks

I want to add some sesame paste

Okay...

Drink more

So cold

Yes

Right...

I've over ten years' experience
making this tea

it really keeps you warm

Good

Good

Careful, it's hot

There's plenty, take your time

Boss, give me another bowl

Excuse me, what is this place?

Is it outside the door of the Si,
or door of the Fu?

Isn't this the door of the Si?

Gao Liang bridge is up ahead

Go into the city quickly,
the gates close at twelve

And then what direction should I head?

Walk straight towards south

You'll see after the corner
at the crossroads

Ghost...

What's up?

It's a ghost...

What's happening?

Why am I dressed up like this?

Like a ghost

Sir, come here

Inside please

Quiet...

Are you good enough?

Bluffing...what a nuisance...

Sir, come, please don't go

Who'll be playing with the gay?

Old bastard

Damn you

"Zhao Residence"

Life and death,
difficult to see true friendship

Dead and alive, true friendship does exist

Who cares for me? Who loves me?

My wife

She even made an altar for me

Crocodile tears

Go and have a look

Don't be too sad

dad has died for 7 days

That's the first week after the death,
don't cry

Take care of your health

Would be bad if you harm your body
by over-grieving

I feel bad

I know. You're so young

how could you?

Don't be sad. I'm back, don't cry

I am alive again

Look, what a pair

I little thought you'd be so good to me

Why cry like this?

Does it sound like someone crying?

Damn, you say you suffer

I am the one who really suffers, bitch

Lu Ping, my good friend

What bloody friend?

I don't want it

I cannot wait any longer

Everyone knows I am the best
of friends with old Zhao

It's only 6 days since he died

how could I marry you?

What's your concern?

It's common in many places in China

Besides, you're good friends

We need to consider his son
Zhao Ming's feelings

What for? He looks down on me

I was married to old Zhao for 5, 6 years

he never addressed me as mom

Why should we give him face?

I get it, you...

It's all because of that wife of
your managing director

Bitch, what cousins are you talking of?

Anyone remotely related is a 'cousin'

Apart from your managing director
Jin Rong Lu

Almost everyone knows that

you and his wife have an affair

Alright...don't bring this up, ok?

Take it easy...don't rush

Isn't this nice?

Slowly again

When old Zhao was alive

we had to be surreptitious

Now that he is dead, what's to fear?

Of course it's good for you

You can do it openly

or discreetly

Kill 2 birds with 1 stone,
it's good for you naturally

Be careful of what others might say

Mourning is a ritual

as a show to the living

Otherwise why wear a white flower?

Of course to let you see!

I want to make you happy

I still want it

Still want more? Oh, heavens!

Four is better than three

You said you wouldn't mind
if troubles surrounded you

It would be the sixth time

Six is a lucky number!

After midnight it'd be the 1st week
after old Zhao died

If he doesn't do it himself

who could stand in for him?

Aren't you called Lu Bun?

According to your name,
you're quite powerful

No way...

Well? Enough?

Almost

We could get dad's insurance

of thirty thousand dollars tomorrow

Old Suen and the others
will get five thousand each

It's fifty thousand all together

We could start our company now

Isn't that great?

Nothing is perfect in this world

If dad didn't die, we couldn't have
had insurance money

Now that he's dead, we could start
the company

It's good in a way. If he knew about

Lu Bun and your step mother

he'd have died in anger instead of illness

After you told me

I really got mad.
If you hadn't stopped me,

I'd have told dad

It'd be no use, would he have believed it?

One is an old friend

one is his wife

If you'd have told him

he would have said you couldn't accept her

Please draw the blinds

What should I do?

If the insurance company
knows that I haven't died

my son's future would be ruined

And with such a wife

how could I return home with dignity?

Forget it,
let me find the managing director

I've followed him my whole life

I should have some credit

I'll borrow some money from him
and get away from here

What the eyes don't see, it doesn't exist!

Madam Huang

Would you go see
who it is at this late hour?

Yes

Coming...who is it?

Madam Huang

Mr. Zhao

Is the managing director here?

Yes...

Please come in

Who is it?

It's Mr. Zhao

Mr Jin

Old Zhao

What brings you here at this late hour?

Small matter

Come in...

Thanks

Have a seat

Who is it?

Old Zhao

Which old Zhao?

Zhao Shi Yi

Mrs Jin

Madam...

Are you alright?

Mrs Jin

I am Zhao Shi Yi

Ghost...

What are you talking about? It's old Zhao

Old Zhao

Zhao Shi Yi!

Yes, Mrs Jin. You don't recognise me?

Isn't he dead?

I see...

You see now!

I am old Zhao

You are Zhao Shi Yi

Right

This gown you're wearing

was put in with your burial

Nonsense

Of all people

why would you want to impersonate
Zhao Shi Yi?

Why would I need to impersonate him?

I am him

Zhao Shi Yi?

Don't you know

he's dead?

Yes, my wife did mention that
I have died for 6 days

Tomorrow is the seventh day

You have died for 6 days?

Right

Is your visa to Feng Du not ready yet?

Not really;

they said my death was a mistake

A mistake?

You haven't forgotten any procedure,
is it?

No...

I...well...

Well what?

You are Zhao Shi Yi?

Tell me frankly what do you want?

Please don't misunderstand

I just want to...

It's a long story

Long story? You want to borrow money?

I...want to leave this place

so people wouldn't know
I have returned from the dead

I...

My son wouldn't get the insurance money

You have a kind heart

But, of all people

why do you have to impersonate
Zhao Shi Yi?

When he was alive, he thought

he made substantial contributions
to my company

and also that he started the business
for me

He exploited this and was full of himself

My patience with him was stretched

You'd think I smiled at him

Iistened to him and satisfied his
every wish

because he had a hold on me

So you chose to impersonate him
for blackmailing me!

Wake up!

I tell you

If it wasn't for Lu Bun who put in
a good word for him

I'd have fired him long ago

Lu Bun put in a good word for me?

You know, he happens to be
my wife's cousin

I would have to take care of him

Lu Bun had an affair with old Zhao's wife

Apart from old Zhao the whole world
knew about it

I pity poor old Zhao

so I controlled myself

Is that clear?

Is that clear?

Zhao Shi Yi, listen well

Great

Life and death, difficult to see
true friendship

Dead and alive, true friendship does exist

I'll not borrow a cent from you

Don't worry

But I have to tell you:

Your wife's cousin Lu Bun

calls your wife 'cousin' on the face of it

but they have a different relationship
in bed!

Is that clear?

Is that clear?

Is that clear, Mr. Jin Rong Lu?

Nonsense

You are talking nonsense

Nonsense, huh?

Why would I talk nonsense?

Jin Rong Lu, your cuckolded head

is obvious to the whole world

except yourself. Phew!

What rubbish!

Ice is cold, but colder are men's hearts;

The World is full of treachery,
more treacherous are men's hearts

Appearances often deceive

Human nature is fickle,
and so is friendship

Until death, I won't give in;

won't give up until I get what I want

Everything is clear and I should
go back to my coffin

It's cold, yet the coffin is warm

I told you it's cold outside

Why go out? I'll have to come back
eventually

Get up

I said get up!

Get up...go out

What's up?

I said go out

Go out?

Nonsense, is this coffin yours?

Of course

What? It's yours

Look

Over there

Damn it

I only have this coffin,
and you fight with me for it

The one from Hebei stand here

What's your name?

Zhao Shi Yi

Am I right?
I said you're smothered to death!

Over here...

Line up...

Foreigners, attention

French, American, British

go to gate six

Russians, listen up

Really?

Yes

It's Zhao Shi Yi

he died twice just like that

The waiter and the beggar saw it
with their own eyes

Take it while it's hot!

Dog meat

Hmm, nice! Lives up to its name;
it's good for health

Cheers

Cheers

This way please

Inside please

What would you like?

A pot of jasmine tea please

Yes

A bowl of spicy meat and noodles

Yes, sir

A pot of jasmine tea,
a bowl of spicy meat and noodles

Boss

Yes?

I want to find out

where is Shantung Guildhall?

What do you want?

I came here to sit for the
university entrance exam

I can't afford to stay at an inn

Friends recommend the Shantung Guildhall

Don't ever go there

Why?

There are ghosts there

Ghosts?

There are no guests there

only coffins

There aren't ghosts in this day and age!

Go away

Make way...Commander is here

Make way

This is Commander Suen who lives next to

the Shantung Guildhall

Three 'lots' and nine 'Yu'

Lots of money, sons and mistresses

What about nine 'Yu'?

Nine concubines

Aren't they afraid of ghosts?

When one is down in luck,
even ghosts bully him

but he is at the height of his fortune now

My luck isn't bad either

Makes a fool of himself
not heeding words of the wise

Anyone here?

Hello?

You're...

My surname is Wu, I am in charge here

You are...

I suppose you are Wu Yin Lu, uncle Wu

Y es, you are...

I came to sit for the
university entrance exam

I was referred by Kong Tian

Yes, Mr. Kong mentioned this
a few days ago

You lived in

Yes...

Ming De? You are Mr. Xu Ming De

Just call me Ming De!

Inside please...

I'll help myself...

No need for any formality, please

"Day"

Have a seat inside

Alright

I'll put the keys here

I'll make some tea for you

Thanks, let me do it myself

But I am the host

and you are my guest, let me do it

Uncle

It's rumoured that this place is unclean

I'll clean it up for you later

What I mean is it's haunted

Haunted?

What? Are you scared?

No

If you hear anything at night

don't be bothered and continue to sleep

Don't get up to look around

You mean...

I don't mean any ghosts, I mean...

Genie

Genie?

That's right, a genie

Kowtow every morning and
burn incense day and night

Burn more incense, kowtow

mind your own business, sleep more

"Genie really works"

"Genie"

What is it? Did you get hurt?

No

I am rubbing this with plaster

It leaks when it rains

That kid is lucky, he didn't die

Who? What you are talking about?

The one who lives
in the Shantung Guildhall

Isn't the place haunted?

It's a genie, not some ghost

I'd say it's neither genie nor ghost;

That Wu fellow is the cause of all this

You are still young,
better be more pliable

It's not worth getting into
unnecessary trouble

That's not the point

I have to find out what happened

Tonight, I must catch it

"Genie really works"

What's going on? Come!

It's bad

Sorry

Damn it, totally useless

Useless thing

You are so ferocious

I am prepared

to serve until death

What are you talking about?

You are just a scumbag

Run...

Hurry

Please, spare me!

Please, spare me!

I've told you many times

to mind your own business

Aren't you creating trouble for yourself?

I... I am just curious

Curious? You have horses
and mules to ride on

what's there to be curious about?

If I had not spoken on your behalf
last night

you would be dead

It was you who hit me last night?

Who else?

Are there really ghosts, really a genie?

Commander Suen is the genie

Commander Suen is playing ghosts here

He is so strange

It's his own mistress, he...

He is willing

A wife is no better than a mistress

who is no better than a hard-to-get

If it isn't so, he wouldn't have
the mood to enjoy

What business is it of yours?

That's really weird

Right

To each his own

Coming

Just a second

How come it is Fu Lu Shou?

The Wu Jia Pi we usually have
is not available

I tell you

many people want to drink it but can't

This has been kept for over a year

I tell you, brother

If people don't say it

no one would ever know

Let me test you

Do you know the background of this wine?

Of course

The winery is operated by
the brothers Zhao Yong Fu

Ma Bao Lu & Huang Yuan Shou;
And hence the wine's name

Right, listen

When Zhao Yong Fu died and
his son took over

it was then that the problem started

But his son Xiao Fu is not bad!

Huang Yuan Shou however,
is nothing but a riffraff

He frequented brothels,
gambled and drank all the while

His chick Hai Zi is quite good though

Mostly he stays at a brothel

Hey girls, come along to entertain
the customers

Coming...

He only cared about enjoying himself and

squandered all his income

Ma Bao Lu was desperate

He was old, and had no money
to pay his staff's salary

His men left him one by one

He took deposits,
but couldn't deliver the goods

He fell sick under pressure

he coughed and wheezed

Gentlemen

Xiao Hu Zi

"Three Stars Wine Shop"

Xiao Hu Zi

Xiao Hu Zi

Xiao Hu Zi

Open the door

Coming...

Uncle

What are you doing?

You go out for fun!

I am awaiting your return

Like this? I almost yelled myself hoarse

Get me some water

Couldn't collect anything?

What?

Everybody has problems

Better borrow from them

Well...we don't have enough rice

to start production

It's best to rest for a few more days

So cool

They've paid us, but we don't
deliver in time, well...

No need for you to worry

Hasn't your dad told you before

that you'll know what to do
when the time comes?

Go to sleep

Yes

Well...

Well what?

What if we still don't know
what to do at the time?

No?

What if we're stuck in the middle?

Stuck where?

Then remove the obstacles

Go to sleep

Bastard, busy-body

Get out

Xiao Hu Zi

Coming

Hurry

Coming...

What is it?

What is it?

What is this?

Speak!

Any idea who this is?

Yes

Who is it?

My uncle

Nonsense, I know he's your uncle

I'm asking who this woman is?

Woman?

This woman comes here quite often

Sometimes she and uncle will stay here

What?

Stay here?

When the others deliver goods to Tientsin

She and uncle stay here quite often

Stay here?

What's her name?

Uncle asked me to address her
as 'Third madam'

Third madam, huh!

This is absurd

Haven't you heard what she's called?

Yes, loud and clear

Make anything out of it?

Looks like she's got a stomach ache

Stomach ache?

How do you know that?

Me?

I heard her yelling so I ran up
immediately

to see what the matter was

Oh my god...

Oh...

Alright...

Then I heard Uncle call Hai Zi

Hai Zi...

My Hai Zi, my dear Hai Zi

I was overjoyed

Then I heard Uncle

bang... hit her

Then she said...oh...spare me!

Alright...

How could our business become so good?

How come?

He doesn't do the proper things but

has fun all day and spends
the business funds

Now we don't even have money
to start our work

Go to sleep

I told you to go to sleep,
didn't you hear that?

Yes

Go to sleep

This is just ridiculous

Uncle

Greet third madam

Madam

This is my elder brother's son, Xiao Hu Zi

Hai Zi, you've got big buttocks

Damn you

Damn me...

Hai Zi, you'll soon know how powerful I am

I am not scared

I am not scared

What's the hurry!

Lie down first

What are you looking at?

Bastard

Hai Zi... my dear

2nd Uncle...

2nd Uncle

2nd Uncle

2nd Uncle

2nd Uncle

2nd Uncle

2nd Uncle...

2nd Uncle

2nd Uncle

I did say you mightn't know
what to do when time comes

Didn't you say if that's so
we'll remove the obstacles?

Even if you don't do it,
you needn't do this!

Now see what has happened

2nd Uncle

Third uncle

I suppose we'd better report
this to the police station

Report to the police station?

Are you kidding?

How? Tell them that the boss
of Three Stars Wine Shop

killed himself by jumping into
the wine pot?

Who's going to drink our wine then?

How are we going to sell wine then?

But we've got to bring the news to Auntie

What are we going to say to her?

She's been sick in bed for
a couple of years

do you want her to die right away?

But we can't just let 2nd Uncle
soak in that pot

Drunken shrimp, drunken crab,
and now drunken man!

The 3 stars: Fu (happiness),
Lu(honor), Shou(longevity)

Fu is gone and so is Lu

only l, Shou, am left behind to suffer

My dad is lucky

He's still got me

You shouldn't consider it as suffering

You've got a third madam at home

and a Hai Zi outside

Isn't that so true!

Look at the three of you

Fu, Lu, Shou, and now Hai

but Fu and Lu are gone

You have a long life

But 2nd Uncle

Ma Bao Lu...soaking in the wine pot

all day

Two days later, it'll become rose wine

Damn, why not say it'll turn into
bamboo wine...

Let me tell you, Xiao Hu Zi

Nobody should know about
this incident except

heaven, earth, you and l

If someone else knows about this

you'd better watch out

What if Hai Zi asks?

You can't talk no matter who it is

Understand?

If you leak the news

I'll skin you alive

and use it to make wine

Bring the bag of nails and follow me

3rd Uncle, wait...

Just let me pay my last respects
to 2nd Uncle

Damn it! What for?

What do you think this is? A funeral home?

Nail it

What are you crying for?

People will hear you

Idiot! Nail it up

Xiao Hu Zi, go and see who it is

Don't open the door yet

Go

Open up quickly

Police

Who is it?

3rd Uncle, it's the police

Police?

Open the door first!

But...

Go!

What is taking you so long?

Coming...

Open the door quickly

Come in please

What are you looking at? Go away...

There's a ticket here

The cheque you gave to Yan Tai
cannot be redeemed

Now there's a court case

because of this

Please acknowledge its receipt

Please have some tea before you go!

Thank you

Go

Goodbye

Boss Huang

Boss Cui

Come in

Come in...

This way..

The price...

Uncle

Uncle, the wine is almost sold out

If someone come to buy...

Oh...

Follow me

Uncle, this wine..

Tomorrow Yi He will be here
to get the wine

Three wine pots

each only filled up one third

Let's deal with them first

Well...

Well...well what!

Heaven knows, earth knows, you and I know

It ain't the wine but the drinker
who gets himself drunk

What do you mean?

How could you say such things

Can you have a clear conscience? 3rd Uncle

Conscience?

How much is that worth?

Conscience? Talking about conscience

is bull shit

It's been rumoured that
the Fu Lu Shou wine

from the Three Stars Wine Shop

tastes different

Here...try it

No more wine

Waiter...

Coming...

Bring some more wine

Yes...

Coming...

Cheers...

It's really good

Hmm, not bad

Its reputation is truly justified

It's quite good

Isn't it so!

Like people, a wine must have
it's own characteristic

Right...

Don't you agree, Xiao Hu Zi?

Of course!

Our wine does not only have a rich taste

it tastes of man too

What do you mean?

How could that be?

How could it taste of man?

What do you mean?

Taste of man?

You said it just now

Did I say that?

You said it

I said the wine has a taste of man?

You just said it

Did l?

You did

I meant human touch

As the saying goes

having friends is good for wine,
smoking and gambling

That's why I say, in our
Three Stars Wine Shop

The more you drink, the more
you feel the human touch

Wine and drinker become as one

and friendship becomes deeper

Right, wine and drinker become as one

Xiao Hu Zi, cheers

No... I've stopped...

You guys go ahead and enjoy yourselves

Wine will smoothen out everything

enjoy insobriety and forget being sober

Enjoy yourselves

Come...drink...

What? Drunk?

Me? Drunk? What a joke

This amount of wine could hardly
intoxicate me

I...want to drink more

If the heavens & earth
loved not wine, neither would

there be wine fairies,
nor would there be Jiu Quan

As such it is no shame to love wine

Come...drink up

My turn...to treat this time

Here...

One crab! Eight claws

pointed at both sides and so big

eyes blink, neck retracts

crawling across the sandy river

Good brothers, who should drink

Iucky stars, who should drink

Your turn to drink up

Okay

I never complain about that

This wine is good

Let me fill up your glass, you go on

I never complain

Hey, Xiao Hu Zi

How come the wine is different from
the old days?

In what way?

It's got something more in it

More?

Yes

Go and ask

What's in it?

This is a trade secret! Can't let it out

Bull shit...

There's a new name, remember it

What new name?

It's called...

Come on, speak up

Er Guo Tou

Don't worry, we'll pay up front

You have 3 months to deliver, no problem

Right...

Boss Zang, it's not a matter of money

You are our regular customers

Right!

I can't show favoritism!

Besides, brewing wine is not
turning on the tap

you can't just turn it on and
expect wine will flow

It takes time

Time is not an issue

you can take up to 6 months,
take the payment first...

If 6 months are not enough, take a year

or even a year and a half if need be

We're old friends, take the deposit first

Don't be so fussy!

Just take the money!

No... I can't take it

What if I can't deliver by the deadline?

It doesn't work that way

Wouldn't want me to add water
to the wine, would you?

Three Stars Wine Shop, how could it?

We believe you

Take it...

Alright...

But I am reluctant!

Thanks...

Uncle, this won't work

You've got to find someone to work!

Find someone to work?

Too many people, too much gossip

Can you keep an eye on him all day?

If someone knows that your Uncle
is there in the pot

we'll be finished

Well...

You keep on adding water

How many pots can we still make?

Now wine and man have taste of each other

Later, wine and water will mix together

and water would have the taste of wine

Will that mess up the whole thing?

That's easy

At that time we don't add water into it

instead we put a man inside

Nothing more...go to sleep

you'll know what to do
when the time comes, go to sleep

2nd Uncle

I...think about 2nd Uncle

You...

What are you shouting at?

Go...go to sleep

Go

Disgusting...

"Story of Twelve Chinese Knights"

Don't be rash!

I've something to attend to at home,
got to rush back

I'll come next time

Come earlier next time

Wait, I'll turn on the light

I'll show you out

Disgusting...

Let me kiss you...

It wouldn't be nice if someone sees us

Come earlier next time, goodbye

Uncle

What time is it?

It's late morning, get up

Xiao Hu Zi, go

Have a drink

Uncle, I have given up drinking

Drink it!

Uncle, I can't

Uncle, my dick

Oh my god...

You bastard, try to run

You bastard

Bastard, you

Xiao Hu Zi... no

Xiao Hu Zi

One crab! Eight claws

pointed at both sides and so big

eyes blink, neck retracts

crawling across the sandy river

Good brothers, who should drink

good brothers, your turn to drink

You never grumble when you drink

Uncle, you should have told me earlier

if you wanted to drink

I could have readied some
refreshments also to go along

You guys say this wine is not good enough

This wine is not fit for drinking

Come, give me a bottle of Wu Jia Pi

Yes...

I ain't drinking this

Right!

You can't drink this wine

Bastard, you're making up rumours

and this is not the first time

We don't interfere with
each other's business

You can boast

about how good you are

but you shouldn't say that
other people's stuff is bad

There's no problem

with your saying that your wine is good

Right...

but you can't say we're soaking
a dead man in our wine

Never mind...

What do you mean by never mind,
finish it with him

You bastard

Don't you have conscience?

What is it? Give me some face

Talk things out peacefully

Go...

It's not my fault,
I heard it from other people

Who said so?

From...

It's you,

you spread the rumour to the media

On one hand, you wrote
anonymous letters to the

Health dept. claiming we consort
with gangs;

On the other hand,
you asked your wife's godparents

to stir up trouble

It has nothing to do with my wife

Phew!

Don't be shameless! Without your wife

how could you be the boss of
a wine brewery?

You are good for nothing

C'mon, let's go to the station
to seek justice

Go...

Old bastard

"Guangdong's food is best in
appearance, aroma and taste"