Scooby-Doo! Adventures: The Mystery Map (2013) - full transcript

Scooby-Doo and the gang find a treasure map in a pizza and set out to find the treasure of Gnarlybeard the Pirate, encountering Gnarlybeard, the Phantom Parrot, a spooky lighthouse keeper, and a suspicious archaeologist along the way.

Damn, FrOQQY-

You fucking retarded or what?

- He grabbed it.
- "He grabbed it."

- You shot him in the fucking face.
- So?

Look at his hand.

Yeah, you shot his hand too.

Grabbed though.

This is gonna make waves
for us, Froggy.

You know who he works for?

Always on everybody else.

All right.
We gotta bounce.



Jeez, it's all bloody.

Oh. Hey. I want you
to stash that shit, go home.

Don't talk to anyone else.
Okay, Froggy?

You just gonna leave him here?

Unless you have a magic bag
to stuff him in, yeah.

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And what about Whitey?

Oh Lord, it's so hard, it's so hard

When you're living
in the Devil's playground

Oh Lord, it's so hard

It's so hard when you're living
in the Devil's playground

Oh 0h

Oh oh oh oh

Oh 0h



Oh

Lend me a helping hand

'Cause I've been treating
your heaven like a one-night stand

Emmy

Emmy

Lend me a helping hand

'Cause I've been treating
your heaven like a one-night stand

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New

Oh Lord, it's so hard

It's so hard when you're living
in the Devil's playground

In the Devil's playground

Oh Lord, it's so hard

It's so hard when you're living
in the Devil's playground

In the Devil's playground

Oh 0h

Oh oh oh oh

Oh 0h

Oh oh oh oh

Oh 0h

Oh oh oh

There's some man that is starting a war?

And I feel like we're
knocking on heaven's door

You'd better let me in

I wanna get in

There's some man that
is starting a war?

And I feel like
we're knocking on heaven's door

You better let me in

I wanna get in

Oh Lord, it's so hard

It's so hard

When you're living
in the Devil's playground.

When it comes to her business,

my mama don't like no publicity.

And what you did
was a big no-no, ese.

Who has her money, puto?

Is it loyalty?

Aria.

Brotherhood and all that.

That loyalty's a bitch.

Tell me who your sidekick is

and no more pain, carnalito.

Can please please please.

Isaiah, Isaiah, Isaiah.

HEMP

Say it again.

Donato.

RBI-Ii?

[mam

Okay, shh.

What am I gonna do
with you, Mr. Froggy?

You can't keep a secret.

And Mama don't like no ratas.

Mam

they multiply.

We can't have that.

NQ!

You gonna kill 'em tonight, Lupe.

- You think?
- Fo' sho'.

You gotta relax though, for real.

Relaxing ain't gonna
get this place paid.

Have some fun for yourself, Lupe.

I swear, you work
too motherfucking much.

Chill.

I got three words for you:

Watch and dream.

Well, I'm doing just fine.

Just don't get your fine ass

knocked up
by your aspiring hustler.

What the fuck, man?

Why you gotta be like that, huh?

Ma;

I just want what's best for you.

Gjesitos?

@mma,

By the way, that's my shit.

Mil-imam,

Call me laters, okay?

A u

- Hey, Lupe.
- Kill anyone lately?

You hurt my sister,

I'll hurt you back.

I'm not gonna hurt Alicia, Lupe.

Even

I'm just saying.
You've been warned.

Have fun at your gig tonight...

mother hen.

That fate creeps, lsaiah--

either the graveyard or the pen.

Babe.

Hey-

Don't worry about her, okay?

She's just trying to be my mom.

Isaiah.

I'm right here, baby.

I just can't shake it, babe.

You can't shake what?

Isaiah,

what's the matter?

With the right amount of money,

we can do anything.

Mam u

531111, brotherhood.

- Compa.
- Been a grip.

Oye, I just wanted to thank you

for keeping me in your prayers...

at least.

Wan

Yeah, I just came by to, uh--

to give my respects to your mom.

Orale.

Maxim

- Ay, mijito.
- Hi, madrina.

Bill,

I have something for you.

Ay, qué bonito.

When do you have time?

Well, I'm back, so any time.

Oh, ven, mijito. Ven.
I'll get you a drink.

No, actually--
no, I have some people to--

iEstrella!

I puts it down

One, two, three

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Am I the purest of them all?

Am I the one To ease the pain?

Make them fall
to they knees and pray

mamas],
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You turned my house
into Stop'n Go

Out the door, please don't call

Till you stop selling snowball"

SPMex, remember me?

Mm
penitentiary

With a sack of green
but no gasoline

Peace to my boys up in Pasadene

It's all sweet and beautiful

Shine my nails and cuticles

My dually truck
got seven screens

Watchin' "Me, Myself and lrene."

What the fuck?!

- What?
- What's that?

- What the fuck?!
- Don't stop.

Please, continue.

What the fuck are you doing here?

I just came to kick back...

Party with you.

Queria party.

This ain't the time or place, bro.

Get the fuck outta here!

I always see you two.

Seen you walking hand in hand
down by the old bridge.

Mummy
mmmmm

To have me a firme little honey baby...

just like that.

You been dancing with the devil again,
haven't you?

Render unto Dofia
that which belongs to Dofia

and unto God
that which belongs to God.

- Whitey, not here.
- Do not call me that.

Only mi plebe call me that.

Anda, bro.

I'm asking you, carnal.

- I gotta live, too, bro.
- Shh shh.

- I gotta eat.
- Shh shh shh.

You know,
when I was locked up,

my jefita,

she was the only person who
took the time to come and visit.

She had my back when
no one else gave a rat's ass.

And these little things,
they're tattooed on mi corazén.

That's why I take it very personal

when a little pufieta such as yourself

decides to burn mi jefita.

Now you gotta deal
with the fucking devil.

You know,
sometimes in life...

we see things and we--

Wander

"Am I really seeing what I'm seeing?

Is it an illusion?

Vision?

Or am I just making it up
in my mind?"?

Look at me when
I'm talking to you, chavalo.

It's time.

This is what I wanna see.

Is this how it is?

You wanna get loco?

Well, let's all get loco.

Toma.

You first.

Oops.

ITémalo!

Electrified, terrified, look in my eyes.

Mortified cries saturate the night sky.

Shriek after shriek
symbolize my demise.

Trudging the streets,
my face a disguise.

Under the bridge is where I reside,

shooting the fix just to survive.

Awaiting to exit this world I despise.

Searching for truth

warm-lama

Hellacious fixations.

Darkness, damnation.
In life I descend

and in death I arise!

My mind has been running

with a-- a million thoughts today.

But I am blessed.

The bond between lifelong friends

is nothing less than beautiful.

Res peto.

=~Ei