Rules of the Road (1993) - full transcript
Rules of the Road tells the story of a love affair and its demise through one of the primary objects shared by the couple: an old beige station wagon with fake wood paneling along the sides. A typical American family car for an atypical American family, it provides the women at first with all the familiar comforts. But when their relationship ends, the car becomes the property of one woman and the bane of the other's existence. Even long after their separation, this tangible reminder of their life together--and thousands of its imitators--continues to prowl the streets of the city, haunting the woman who no longer holds the keys either to the car or the other woman's heart. Rules of the Road is also study in theme and variations. In this case, the theme is the standard wagon. The variations are a consequence of experience, which transforms the object and makes us continually invest it with new meanings. This sense of constant change happens during the course of the film just as surely as it happens to us in our daily lives. Through spoken text, popular music and images from the streets of New York, Rules of the Road takes a somewhat whimsical, somewhat caustic look at how our dreams of freedom, pleasure, security, and family are so often symbolized by the automobile.
with a registered
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(upbeat static-laden music)
* You have been
single for a long time
* And I don't wanna
cramp your style
* Still, you insist
you want to settle down
* But I know better, you
can't change years over night
* And asking that,
I never would do
* So here is the solution
that comes to mind
* I'll be your number one
* You still can have your fun
* Whenever you need love
* I will give it to you,
just the way you like it *
- [Voiceover] She earned her
living working in the trades,
and every time a
new job came up,
she had to transport her
equipment and supplies
to the location.
It was hard to
manage without a car,
but even more difficult
to afford one.
Her older brother had
often helped her out
when she was in a tight corner,
and this time was no exception.
As soon as she explained
the problem to him,
he offered to get her
a car the next time
she came for a visit.
For many years, she'd gone
down to celebrate Thanksgiving
with her brother
and his girlfriend.
It was a trip she
always took alone,
partly because she thought
he'd be uncomfortable
if she brought along
her own girlfriend.
When November came around, I
tried as usual to be invited.
But once again she
headed south by herself,
while I made plans to be
with my friends in town.
She called one night
and told me they'd spent
most of their time checking
out used car dealers
and private owners,
and had finally found
a model that she liked
and he could afford.
When she drove up to our
building a few days later,
it was hard for me not to laugh.
There she sat,
beaming with pleasure,
behind the wheel of a big
old beige station wagon
with a luggage rack on top
and fake wood paneling
along the sides.
It was a 1983 Oldsmobile
Cutlass Cruiser,
a sensible family car.
* mom-boo-gee-kay-o
* Well, don't look any further
* Don't you look no further
* Day-o day-o, mombajee ai-o
* Well don't look any further
* Someone to count on
in a world of changin'
* Here I am, babe, stop
where you're standin'
* What you need is a
lover, you need a lover
* To love you all
over, love me all over
* Oh baby, don't you look
any further, further *
She was proud of
her new possession,
but worried about how
she was going to pay
for the insurance
and maintenance.
Since I wanted to help her out
and was anxious to
use the car myself,
we decided to share
all the basic expenses,
but we still didn't
share ownership.
So if both of us needed to
use it at the same time,
the car was hers.
Although I sometimes complained
about this arrangement,
it was a pretty good one,
given the fact that she drove
so little when she was at home
and often went out
of town to work.
I was never happy
to see her go away,
but I liked being able
to use the car at will.
Moreover, we'd recently
moved into Brooklyn,
and I'd already spent 15 years
getting around Manhattan
on a subway or a bicycle.
So it didn't take long
for me to get hooked
on the luxury of a car.
* The cracked bells
and washed-out horns
* Blow into my face with scorn
* But it's not that way
I wasn't born to lose you
* I want you, I want you
* I want you so bad
It wasn't the car I'd
been dreaming about
but it compensated for its
old age and lack of style
by having automatic
transmission, power steering,
a good radio, and a V-8 engine.
I never understood
what a V-8 engine was,
but it gave the
car great pick-up
as she proudly demonstrated
to me during our first drive.
I only realized later how much
she disapproved of speeding,
and I would try to
restrain myself whenever
she was in the car.
But when I was alone
I liked to peel out
as soon as the
light turned green
especially if the
driver in the next lane
was a restless young
man gunning his engine.
I knew he wouldn't
expect competition
from a sleepy-looking
car like hers.
In fact, no one would
expect much if they only
judged that car
by its appearance.
From a distance, the
trim looked almost real,
but up close you could
see that it was made of
scratched and faded
contact paper.
The conservative beige
and wood exterior
was complimented by an interior
the color of
bittersweet chocolate.
The seats were upholstered
in a slightly fuzzy
synthetic fabric,
in a matching shade of brown.
But those ugly seats
were surprisingly
soft and comfortable,
and they didn't stick to
your legs on hot summer days.
* That girl is pretty wild now;
* The girl's a super freak;
* I'd really like to taste her
* Ev'ry time we meet.
* She's all right;
she's all right;
* That girl's all
right with me yeah.
* Hey hey hey hey
I wasn't used to having a
car around all the time,
because our family only
had one for a few years
while I was growing up.
It was also a station wagon,
a bright turquoise Chevrolet
with gray vinyl seats.
On long summer drives,
my sister and I would
climb into the back
and lie down with our bare
feet sticking out the window.
Then we'd look up at the
sky and play word games
while the wind whipped
around our sunburnt toes.
We'd also try not to
listen to our parents
when they startod to argue
about whether or
not we were lost.
My father considered
it a point of honor
never to ask directions,
so we would often drive
in circles for hours
while he tried to
second-guess the route
and my mother tried
to convince him
to stop at the
nearest gas station.
* So against all
odds, we made a start
* We got serious, this
wouldn't turn to dust
* We build it up and build
it up and build it up
* And now it's solid
* Solid as a rock
* That's what this love is, oh
* That's what we've got, oh
Even though my parents approved
of our occasional weekend drives
they both considered
it self-indulgent
to use a car on a daily basis.
Instead, they took great
pride in walking and biking
and using public transportation.
And while I admired the hedonism
of my friends' one- or
even two-car families,
I also inherited some of
my parents' Puritanism.
When I got old enough to think
about getting a car of my own
I lusted after Jaguars and BMWs,
then told myself
I'd be better off
with something
cheap and practical
and finally decided
that I didn't really
need a car after all.
But when I did imagine
something cheap and practical,
it was never a station wagon.
I'd had some good experiences
in our turquoise Chevy,
but not enough to make
me covet other ones.
Now I discovered
how wrong I'd been.
Meanwhile, I let the
car make me so lazy
that I even started
driving to the laundromat
two blocks from my house.
I knew I should feel ashamed
about causing more pollution
but I was too giddy with
relief at leaving behind
my parents' spartan ways.
* Oh yeah
* Here we go, here we go
* One more time
* With the wind and
your fingers in my hair
* Kind of think we're going
for an extended throw down
* So drop the top baby
* And let's cruise on into
this better than ever street *
I appreciated the car for
serving my practical needs,
but that affection
turned into love
the first time we used it
to get away from the city.
Both of us liked doing things
on the spur of the moment,
and now we could
just get up and go
whenever the urge struck.
We visited friends for a
weekend in the country,
took day trips to the beach,
or just drove into Manhattan
when the prospect
of riding the subway
would have kept us at home.
I always liked the
scramble to get ready
before leaving town.
One of us would run
off to the store
for mayonnaise
and a can of tuna,
while the other rummaged
through the closet
for sleeping bags or the
missing badminton racket.
When everything was together,
we'd have a cup of coffee,
figure out which route to take,
throw our bags in the back,
and then head out to
anywhere but here,
if only for a short while.
When I was doing the driving
I felt as though I was
carrying her in my arms,
away from the relentless
claustrophobic city
towards an unpredictable
and generous expanse
of forest or ocean.
I wanted to give her that,
and I wanted to be with
her when she got there.
When she was driving, I liked
to flip through the Road Atlas
searching for all the
towns with peculiar names,
or play DJ with the
worn-out tape deck.
Or just curl up with
my feet on the dash
and my hand resting lightly
on the back of her neck.
The fact is, we didn't
go away that often,
but the car always
held out the promise
of future trips and the
memory of past ones.
(cars honking)
But recalling our past trips
also means remembering the
long and bitter arguments
we often had as the trees
and buildings flew past.
Some of those fights were
just the result of a weekend
filled with too much
visiting and talking.
But some were the
stuff of deep division,
a continuation of the
fights that raged at home.
However, it was different
to fight in the car
because of the danger posed by
a desperate and angry driver.
If I was behind the wheel,
I simply drove
faster and faster,
barely conscious of
the road or the route
and hoped I could stay
in control long enough
to get us home safely.
Sometimes when we racing to
get away from each other,
we'd hit a traffic jam and
then be stuck together,
sullen and fuming,
for an extra hour.
Sometimes it got so scary
that we'd have to
pull into a rest stop
to try and reach a
truce before moving on.
We'd sit there in
the parking lot,
with the windows
rolled up for privacy,
and the sun baking down.
As I watched other people
get out of their cars
and walk slowly
towards the bathroom,
I wondered if they
fought like we did
and I wondered how
they survived it.
As time went on,
the car seemed to
collect and hold onto
the spirit of those fights
in much the same way that
the browsn cloth seats
eventually became suffused
with the ugly smell of smoke
from all the
cigarettes we consumed.
(blues piano)
* Don't play that song for me
* 'Cause it brings back memories
* Of days that I once knew
* The days that I spent with you
* Oh no, don't let
em play it, oh no
* It fills my heart
with pain, it hurts
* Please, stop it right away
* 'Cause I remember
just what he said
* He said darlin', darlin'
When we finally
broke up, or rather
when we broke up
for the final time,
she offered to continue
sharing the car with me.
I had a partial claim to it
because of the
money I'd invested
but maybe there was also some
hope that by sharing the car,
we'd continue to share some
part of our lives together.
After all, we'd have
to call each other up
to make arrangements.
And that could lead to
further conversation.
I don't know if she wanted
that, but I guess I did.
Beyond what we might talk about,
I loved her voice and I
couldn't bear to think
I would never hear it again.
For several months
we did our best.
She would often go
out of town on a job
and I would keep the
car during her absence.
Right before she came back,
I'd park it near her house
and leave a message
about where it was.
As soon as she had
plans to go away again
she'd call to make
new arrangements.
During all of this,
we both made an effort
to be considerate and discreet.
But whenever I got
the car from her
I couldn't stop wondering
where it might have been.
She had a tendency
to leave the radio on
and when I started the engine
I was often greeted
by a burst of music.
I would listen for a while
to the station she'd chosen
and imagine her, alone
in the afternoon,
running a few errands
or late at night with
a woman beside her
as she drove home
over the bridge
steering with one hand
while she lit a cigarette
with the other.
In fact, there was never
a trace left of her
besides an empty coffee cup,
a stub from a parking lot,
or the random radio station.
In turn I never left
anything of myself behind,
except for a few last
unspoken words on old subject.
Three months before we broke up,
after 19 years of smoking
at least one pack a day,
I went cold turkey.
She had also tried to stop
once a few years earlier
but then decided that
she didn't want to quit.
Despite our separation,
I still worried a
lot about her health.
So whenever I got
the car from her,
I would empty the
ashtray and then drive,
even in the coldest weather,
with the windows wide open.
By the time she got it back,
the car smelled sweet
and clean again.
I hoped this might have
a magical effect on her
but as far as I know, my
scheme was a complete failure.
I still needed the car
and still yearned for
some contact with her,
but finally I had to admit
that it was too painful.
I left town on a
three-week business trip
and used that break as
the excuse not to call her
when I got back.
I don't know how she
interpreted my silence.
But she also withdrew.
Many months have now
passed since the last time
I returned the car to her.
Since the last time
I heard her voice.
* I made my reservation,
I'm leaving town tomorrow
* I'll find somebody new and
there'll be no more sorrow
* That's what I say each time,
but I can't follow through
* I can't break away,
though you make me cry
* I can't break away,
I can't say goodbye
* I'll never never break away
from you, no, no, no, no no *
The first time I
laid eyes on the car,
I was disappointed
by its homeliness
but consoled by the
thought that it was unique.
At least no one I
knew, besides her,
had ever owned, or wanted
to own, such a car.
Consequently, I was
surprised to find
that there were many
thousands of them
on the streets of New York.
Almost overnight,
I went from barely
noticing their existence
to realizing that
I lived in a world
swarming with station wagons.
By becoming an owner of one,
she seemed to have been
initiated into a special clan,
and by sharing the car with her
I felt I had become
an honorary member
of that same family.
The streets are still full of
them, and one of them is hers.
I never know when it will happen
that she'll drive past me.
Maybe she'll be
heading to the beach
with her new girlfriend.
Maybe she'll be slogging
home from a hard day's work.
Maybe she'll just be
going to the store,
for the paper and some milk.
And then again, maybe we'll
be stuck beside each other
for half an hour,
she in her car,
and I in the one I sometimes
borrow from my cousin,
as we crawl slowly
over the bridge
in the morning traffic jam.
If that happens, I'll
pretend I haven't seen her.
If that happens, I'll start
crying uncontrollably.
If that happens,
I'll keep glancing over to
see as much of her as I can.
If that happens, I'll
wave and smile politely
and then curse her out
from behind closed windows.
* Why'd ya do it, she said,
why'd you do what you did
* Why'd ya do it, she said,
why'd you do what you did
* Why'd ya do it, she said,
why'd ya do it, she said,
* Why'd you do what you did?
* Why'd you do it, she said,
why'd you do what you did? *
So I try not to look for them,
those 1983 Oldsmobile wagons,
but they're everywhere.
When I see one
driving towards me,
or just parked down the block,
I'm like an animal
frozen in its tracks
by a sudden noise
or a bright light,
and I stay that way
until I've figured out
whether it's a false
alarm or the real thing.
Sometimes as one approaches,
the sun is in my eyes,
and I can't tell what
color or model it is.
My heart constricts,
my skin starts to crawl
and then as the car passes by
I discover that it's pale blue
or mustard yellow
or a dull green.
But there are still
a lot of beige ones
ready to surprise
me at every turn.
If it's close enough,
I look immediately
at the license plate
since that's not as scary
as looking at the driver.
* I say the past is the past
and it no longer matters.
* I made my mind up
* I can make it, I'll be fine
* Even if I gotta fake it.
* I'll keep surviving.
* Another night, without you.
* Another night, I
know I can get through.
* Another night, it's only
* Another night, I
won't be lonely *
I used to think that owning
a car was too expensive
too risky, too aggravating,
and un-ecological.
Now I'm seriously considering
buying one for myself.
I've grown resentful of the
long trips home on the subway
and prefer speeding over
the bridge late at night
when the lights of the city
are all that define the shape
of the dark river below.
If I do get one, I'll probably
treat it more carefully
than I would have
before sharing hers.
I still don't know much
about car maintenance,
but at least she
knew enough to insist
that I checked the oil and water
every time that I
stopped for gas.
I promised her I would do it,
and I tried my best to remember,
but it took a long time
before I got into the habit.
However, despite my negligence
and its relative old age,
the car ran like a dream,
and seemed destine for
a long and happy life.
I liked to imagine myself
driving it many years from
now when it had become
one of the old and
familiar things in my life,
a part of my small
and precious universe
of close friends favorite
objects, and her.
* So then you say to
yourself, Self, is it worth it
* Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah no
* Cause it's been ten long years
* This is the situation
that I'm talkin' about
* Ten long years and
if you don't know me
* I'm not gonna try to
prove myself no more
* You'll never,
never, never know me
* You'll go on, you'll go on
and find yourself, someone else
* If you don't know me by now
* Because if you think
you're lonely now
* Wait until tonight comes
* Because I'll be somewhere,
somewhere, somewhere
* 'Cause I ain't gonna
* I ain't gonna stop and
try to prove myself to you *
I won't be driving
that car anymore.
But surely there are
others to be had.
Lately I've been trying
to acquaint myself
with the territory
and I'm finding it
difficult to figure out
what makes one car lovable
and another one a heartache.
I began by looking
through the classified ads
in the local paper.
The selection was overwhelming
but one item immediately
caught my eye.
It was a yellow station
wagon, a 1980 Plymouth Fury.
When I called the owner, she
said it was in mint condition
and offered me a better
price than the one listed.
I made a plan to go and see it,
but the next day I called back
and cancelled the appointment.
Now, I circle the ads
for little red sedans
or dark blue Jeeps or big
green convertibles instead.
Sometimes I contemplate
getting a motorcycle
and I've even
developed a fondness
for a bright pink Vespa
that's parked on my block.
I hope I'll stop myself
from getting a Vespa,
they look like fun,
but they're so silly.
What I need is
something big enough
so I can take a few friends
on trips to the
beach or the country,
but small enough so I don't feel
like the rest of the family is
missing when I'm in it alone.
- [Voiceover] A little bit of
art and soff-a-jeer, ladies.
(wedding march plays on organ)
(wordless vocalizing)
(R and B music)
* Ooh woah
* If I was your girlfriend,
would you remember
(static)
* Your heart, now this home we
have built is still standing
* Its foundation
is on solid ground
* Do we roll up our
sleeves and repent it
* Or burn it down
* And I keep waiting
for you to forgive me
* And you keep saying
you can't even start
* And I feel like a stone
you have picked up and thrown
* To the hard rock
bottom of your heart
* To the hard rock
bottom of your heart
* We can't just block it
out, we've got to talk it out
* Until our hearts
get back in touch
* I need your love I miss
it I can't go on like this
* It hurts too much
* And I keep waiting
for you to forgive me
* And you keep saying
you can't even start
* And I feel like a stone
you have picked up and thrown
* To the hard rock
bottom of your heart
* To the hard rock
bottom of your heart
* To the hard rock
bottom of your heart
* To the hard rock
bottom of your heart
* Ooh