Road to Happiness (1941) - full transcript

Anybody heard?
- I guess not.

Exuse me. I gotta come in here.

What's the trouble?

It's alright Tim.
There's not much damage.

Looks like an accident.
Well I have to make a report.

That's my duty, you know?

Oh, well, could you hold this please?

Wow, guys looks like
your little Jam here, huh?

Oh I'm sorry, but I have
to make a report, you know.

Oh, let me have
that pencil will you?

Oh look a little piece of paper
anything to write on? Any old thing.



Here. - Thank you.
Oh, you're from Chicago, huh?

Hey Steve, they're all here but one.

The porcel make me pay for that.

I think we can settle
this without any difficulty.

Oh, look at that head of lettuce.

What about these broken
crates? They gotta be fixed.

There's $10. You think
that'll be enough? - Ten bucks!

Well I should say...
- Yes sir, it's alright with me boys.

Ten dollars?
- Water dripping?

Well, looks like I don't
have to make a report.

Hey. - Oh.
- Thanks very much captain.

Captain? Oh, that's all right son.

Thanks doc.

I guess the son got to it.



Well, I like to star show better anyway.

Hey, Tom!

I brought David.
- What are you doing around here?

We're just passing through

Meet dr. Christian. - Tom Stewart.
We went to college together doctor.

How do you do
- how do you do?

Say Tom, I haven't seen you in...

years satisfied. - Well I guess you
don't need to talk to around here.

I'm sorry doctor. I'll
try to do better next time.

Please, don't.

Well pal? - They certainly
gave that fender a sweet kiss.

for the sound of it
I thought I'd ripped it off.

I got a brother Charlie
with a garage

right down the street you
know fix it up for you like that.

Well, thanks. I think I better
wait till I get to Center City.

Center City? Oh, what's your hurry?

Why don't you stay a
while pay us a little visit.

Oh business.
I have an appointment

I'm late now.
- Well that's fine.

You can call him and
tell you be a couple of days late.

Couple of days? I couldn't.

Why not? Take a little
rest, Tom. It'll do you good.

maybe you're right at that had a boy

fine fine I'll Drive this heap right

down to my brother Charlie's garage I

think I better check into the hotel

first Hotel great I'll drop your bags

off there oh you're gonna love that

little hotel oh yes my aunt Tilly owns

it that's the come on over to my store

Oh what do you think you can run this

outfit but this stay here no why not my

sister's husband that's my

brother-in-law you know he owns the

agency for these things in Center City

all right major major thanks pal thanks

for the promotion good guy

oh that's one of those newfangled gear

shifts hej hej bud

keep moving we're on the back out of

here is that the same medicine dr.

Christian yes vitamin b1 is very good

for the nerves but you should know this

is your third bottle I hope you're

taking it orally well I am getting it to

the petunias 2news

not all of it most of the doctor she was

taking the medicine one day in the

garden and some of it spilled on the

flowers and those petunias grew bigger

than any of the others clothes vitamin

b1 is very good for your neck

but you'd better take a little more the

medicine yourself quiet you monster but

this recipe just might have been the

prize-winning we are going in the

flowering without petunias

petunias well what do I do with this ah

when looks like it might make a very

tasty meal after ruining my cake

I wouldn't cook him well cause here you

take it

couldn't you cook it I'll come one here

if you need it

oh okay hej we'll make fried chicken for

lunch today you frightened happy Dale

thank you for the prescription you won't

need me for a couple of hours dr.

Christian will you won't I well you've

taken care of all the patients and I

didn't see your head beauty why is

probably telling you say out waiting for

you you know Laurie better than that

we're just going for a ride in the

country that dress looks everything you

like it very pretty

that's all it matters and if I do catch

cold maybe you can recommend a good

doctor

hey go 3296 a seven

mineral oil running interfering foot

something I can do for you mrs. gadelle

yes Roy a bar of chocolate I better run

along no no go away this chocolate mrs.

Kendall no laughs I sent bar uh what do

you not college you were going into the

bomb business I tried it for a while but

I quit

I don't hotel for a living now hotel

yeah anything else mrs. Gavin let me

think now

well that ought to be an interesting

business town keeps me on the move

I was on my way to Center City they say

there's a pretty good building site

there say we've got everything that

sounds gotten bored why don't you Philip

Rivers and might not be a bad idea have

you made up your mind miss gadelle Oh

could I borrow some wrapping paper

certainly flappy enough just a little

more fine anything else

I can't think of a thing that'll be 13

cents oh dear I've only got nine put the

rest on my bill Roy okay you sure made a

lot on that deal no kidding Tom this

would be an ideal place for a hotel I'd

like to take a look around ready to go

wrong Oh Judy here this is Miss Judy

Price Tom Stewart how do you do

very happened to meet you ins price

Thomas visiting us for a while

I thought we could take him with us this

afternoon show him saw the country

around here yes certainly well please I

I don't want to interfere with any of

your plan oh no not at all Tom oh we

were just going driving Judy won't mind

will you because not but watch the front

I'll be gone for a little while all

right

gosh I forgot I haven't gotten a car

mine's in the garage well I guess we can

use mine well that's fine Judy for

that's wonderful yeah marvelous just

dandy

the Kristin will be here any minute

does Seema she she such a cute little

thing isn't she

but you invited the doctor oh dear

I wonder if dr. Christian would

chloroform er she's a he are you sure

I heard her crow I wonder if he knows Oh

fiddlesticks

give me that seem like a very fat

chicken no very thin probably all bones

we couldn't give dr. Christian bones for

lunch that would be terrible

hello girls aren't you a little early

dr. Christian yeah about our luncheon

appointments I don't think I'll be able

to stay Oh can't you yeah I I have to

see a patient oh we're so sorry I tell

you what you fatten up that chicken and

we'll make it another time that'd be

fine goodbye goodbye let's call him

Oscar

good morning darling

good morning mrs. gadelle anything I can

do for you this morning nice Apple yeah

20 cents a pound and strawberry is 15

cents a box two for a quarter I just got

him in fresh this morning

lovely I just love strawberry so I

noticed why don't you try the watermelon

Thank You mr. brown you know I really

don't think I need a thing this morning

parsley

have you any passing at the Browning

there's no charge for parsley I know

that mr. browning what string could I

borrow some string mr. round by the way

you know that young man that had the

accident this morning he's going to

build a hotel here we've got a hotel oh

it's going to be a resort a

million-dollar thing I heard him tell

here or any store oh thank you mr. Brown

he's looking for property oh he's gentle

you said he wanted to buy some property

definitely well I have property

Oh lots and lots of it you mean that ten

acres out for the city dump

oh whoa look miss Geller you haven't

told anybody about this have you just

between us two good oh whoa wait a

minute I got something for you

cattle you told a jar down to the secret

you know about the Union Hotel two pound

of sugar Gela a quart of milk

Judy I wouldn't say anything about the

hotel or anything you know how things

get around don't worry about that fact

I've got great it'll say all afternoon

how do you do lovely York I poke swell

guy isn't wonderful Oh what's the matter

Judy nothing nothing at all

I've got a simply marvelous afternoon

Oh Oh George

oho huh yeah am I surprised we are doing

here oh I'm just moseying around I got a

little date here with mr. Stuart Stuart

yeah what I wanna see Storyful why miss

gotto told me all about it am i glad I

met that girl yes sir you know if I

hadn't met her I would have been able to

sell my aunt Tilly's property said your

aunt Tilly's property distort oh no

you're not I'm gonna sell this property

a while is that so we'll see we'll see

yeah what do you think he's gonna do

with a million dollars up and that dump

heap of your aunt Tilly's to put a hotel

don't people my hand Tilly's is that so

what do you think you got here upon leah

lily pond is this a sunken garden

when he can't solitude who said I can't

I said I won't you let yourself you

won't know I won't let you southern you

had that property of your family for 200

years yes sir

212 years hundred twelve years just

thinking the Revolutionary War war of

1812 the Civil War they fought in a flat

part reaching out here in covered wagons

they got down on their hands on these

big prop Iraq it pulled out crushed

they fought the Indians yes sir late 41

so you and your aunt Tilly could have

that gorgeous beautiful dull place up

there George

you got me

and you won't see anything distort about

it George I give you my word I won't

sell my aunt Tilly's property to anybody

good but if you sell your property I

want ten percent well your druggie

double-crossing away wait a minute

George wait a minute wait a minute you

better make up your mind here he comes

now what do you say anybody all right

mr. Stewart wait a minute wait a minute

wait a minute sir seven and a half tan

mr. Stewart tan okay Wow hello mr. Aiken

boy well I guess you had the first

appointment George hej wait a minute

what about me huh oh oh that's right yes

he did have the first appointment all

right this way mr. story yeah oh right

yes I'm mr. Stewart trees beautiful

trees thousands of them you can grow

anything on this land plenty of rain you

said it last winter we were almost

swamped ah I mean over the hill goodbye

aunt Tilly's property oh you mean a

smart Co ver there well not exactly

marshy but it is a little bit misty yeah

but not here this property is suitable

for anything Sun all day cool nights a

veritable paradise just what I've been

looking for how much do you want for it

what how much you want for it oh well

well I pay $50 an acre for it no I think

I'm entitled to a little profit that's

fair enough

we'll take 40 it's a deal

it's lovely isn't it please like that

will put rivers end on the map my

breaded your head the contact for all

the hardware they're spreading the

building business all over town bud

oh hello Judy

never mind bud uh about last night Judy

I'm sorry I had to break our date but

Tom wanted me to go over these bills for

him must be rather difficult acting his

agent for a building concern and running

a drugstore and everything

keeps me hopping all right but last

night I just couldn't make it jr. you

needn't worry about me I found something

else to do

Judy how about Wednesday night we could

go to the show oh I wouldn't think of

taking you away from your business Oh

Judy you know this is my big opportunity

I can't mess it up you've broken every

date we've had for the past three weeks

I can't help it Judy this is my only

chance to make some money Tom's giving

me a commission and with money I can I

can do a lot and anyway I've got a lot

to thank Tom for he's been swell I guess

you have been pretty busy and how about

Wednesday all right now if anything

happens that I mean business of course

I'll call you in the morning let's

forget all about Wednesday if you don't

know now you never will god Judy good

morning miss price good morning lovely

day isn't it he looked over all those

bills yeah it'll take about a half an

hour Tom fine I'll see you later they

tell me there's some great fishing

around these parts you ever go oh once

in a while with Roy

when dr. Christian can spare me I used

to do a lot of fishing back eat great

sport yes I liked it fine how about

making a date for tomorrow you could

show me all the good spots I thought you

were too busy working to take time out

Oh

all the details are arranged the actual

work starts tomorrow but they won't need

me hej well I've got the whole day

planned well fish for a couple of hours

in the morning we'll go over to Center

City for lunch in the afternoon we'll

take a drive in the evening we'll have

dinner go dancing wait a minute I

thought you wanted to go fishing you'd

better take dr. Christian all right I

wouldn't I look funny dancing with dr.

Christian or Roy

they're impossible well Roy can't go he

has to look at some specifications and

dr. Krishna will be busy well somebody

will get a sore throat or something

we've got everything all to get out

haven't you hi oh good morning mr.

Stuart good morning miss amazing we've

got the whole town all excited over that

new hotel of yours well I hope it lives

up to their expectation it's anything

like the picture it will tell me and mr.

and um how's the true teacher hotel the

food I hear it's perfectly dreadful I've

had better

you're like cake who doesn't will you

come inside with me and I'll let you

taste I'm a mom I'll be glad to

Wow that was delicious thank you we

having a bazaar next week and I'm

entering a baking contest your cake will

win in a walk I think I'm a pretty good

judge too you see my mother was

westchester county champion in 1916

really have another piece mrs. Hastings

out I'll make you a proposition if I can

walk as far as that door I'll accept

your offer

no sale oh good morning uh mrs. Hastings

noggin I know mrs. Hastings found a new

cake tester what you don't know what

you've been missing doctor ah that's

what you think

so you're the official cake tester now

and a job very much to my liking

you know cam used on that position clem

until he had a falling out with mrs.

Hastings

about what well I think that clam tried

to tell mrs. Hastings how to make the

cakes oh I'd never make that mistake she

can bake them I'll eat them your

smarthinking I wouldn't go so far to say

that no how about that fishing trip all

right tomorrow morning at 7:00 fine

uh thanks very much was the safety

you're welcome

come back again goodbye doctor goodbye

see you the morning fishing eh huh huh

dr. Christian why don't you come along

mm-hmm everybody's pretty healthy this

week

oh good seems to me that for busy

executive young Stuart has plenty of

time on his hands

now don't go thinking things like that

he's a very nice young fellow and an

excellent judge of cake

I'm ringing him hej where's mr. Stewart

he's not in I'm sorry where is he I

gotta see him what do you think this is

television hej what's the matter with

you

oh it's you where's this des Stuart

don't yell I can hear you I don't know

where he is where can I look it's

important

s coy maybe he knows Hey we struck a

while on the hotel property oil Oh

sounds kind of funny to me I I never

heard of oil around here but I'm telling

you I had my hands full of the stuff hey

we gotta find mr. Stuart well come on

the maybes with drugs rally boy heavy

swell have an oil field around here

George

where's Tom how do I know where he is

we gotta see him they struck oil on a

hotel site what oil yeah globs of it

right on the ground

black a suit I think they went fishing

let's ask Miss Hasty Pudding a hunk

Olivia we'd paid me 40

here they are now we've been waiting for

you doc hej fixed record hold on George

I'll explain it what's the matter why

all the excitement they've been bouncing

up and down like a couple of crazy man

all afternoon they found oil in the

hotel site this morning they what it was

practically on top of the ground

well that's unbelievable uh don't go

playing games with me young fallout you

know who's there all the time uh in

river sand look I got samples of a down

in my store I won't gotta myself didn't

I yeah you knew there was oil there then

maybe we better go and take a look yeah

primed Sandia bottoms

I can't understand it well I can push to

find out what was on that property and

then you bought it you can't fool me

young fella now why don't you get away

with it let me assure you mr. brawny man

I bought that property because it was

well-suited to the type of building I

wanted to put up its beautiful land

that's the only reason I bought it

beautiful it's been a white elephant on

my hands for ten years

it's ugly and you know it is that right

judging by the speech you made when you

sold it to me you didn't think so

I'm sorry doctor but certainly looks

like oil man if it is it would be

foolish to build a resort on such

valuable land all right if you don't to

build a hotel out there I'll buy it back

and I'll dig a well on it it's not as

easy as all that don't forget the hotel

corporation owns that land there must be

some way to get around that if there's a

royal ladder people should have a chance

to make something out of it no no I'll

have to take that up with our president

mr. DB Vander he's a pretty tough

businessman why'd you get in touch with

him and find out well I could I could

talk to him right now he's probably

still in his office on come on she'd go

right yeah hej you all right is it

all ice call Chicago mr. Bali

hi Chicago Chicago yeah sure

Igor out of here hello hello long

distance please long distance I want to

call Chicago please Harrison eight four

six oh I'd like to let you folks in on

this but if he ever finds out there's

enough oil in that land to be discovered

from the topsoil you'll never share it

at all I want to speak to DB please this

is Tom Stewart just a minute please

telephone DB Tom Stewart oh thank you my

good man

I can't make up my mind between do it

and Stephen make it a dollar on Stephen

okay where's the buck okay - trust me

for a dollar now you know the rules of

the house

I owe you were dying watchkeeping Salone

this call has to go through about six

secretaries he's one of the wealthiest

men in Chicago under charge to the other

end could you I mean yeah hello hello DB

yes I'm in represent our all the suckers

up there come along very well

yes sir now as we go past holding

everything he banging on top love a

comeback his second of length Johnny boy

you start ahead and do it is coming up

on the rail he's taking it up with a

board of directors if Steve and lover

come back its lever come back yes sir

and a little comeback wins it

Steve aying is second and Johnny boy is

burned

how do you like a dog like that leads

all the way and folds like an accordion

full-length shot of the wire don't worry

DB we won't lose anything on this deal

all right I'll call you tonight

goodbye he says yes

wait wait a minute yeah we're not going

to sell stock I'm gonna make this a real

partnership come on Gertrude let's

invest our dairy should see not suppose

we get a man love to get married someday

maybe it's a good investment

hold on folks I know this is the wrong

time to say anything new people are so

excited but don't you think we'd better

be sure to the S oil before making any

investments well how could you be any

more sure there it is right down the

table we don't know much about our long

day on maybe if you could get it your

ages to kind of checkup

we'd be saved all around certainly dr.

Christians perfectly right I was a fool

not to thought of it myself

I'll call a geologist tonight how does

it sound to you dr. Christian Oh fine

fine

well guess that's all there is to that

boy sighs congratulations Tom don't

congratulate me I think we're all very

lucky oh it isn't all luck you're just

what this town needed someone energetic

enterprising enough to wake it up

oil occurs in sedimentary rocks of

shallow marine s tureen and don't take

origin ie I

beds formed along seashores in inland

bays and at river mouths you know Tom

this is quite interesting get rid of

that they're waiting for us

I fear peace ladies and gentlemen this

is mr. Emerson our geologist how do you

say how do you do Tom happy to meet you

all

I was extremely fortunate and being able

to make the train so busy you know yeah

I was interested in an organ layer I

hate to rush you mr. Emerson you want to

know what your findings are of course of

course let us proceed very promising I

must say but naturally I'm speaking

figuratively

I brought my equipment along and I'll

Rome in which to make further

examinations I've already made

arrangements for that mr. Emerson I've

engaged one at the hotel for you I think

mr. Emerson forget to work right away

well yes sir why what's on the uplift

well of course you gentlemen realize

that if there is all here the sinking of

a well will require considerable capital

don't you worry about that we got plenty

of money in this town enough to sink six

wells once you say the good word mr.

Emerson and the people of rivers then

become financially interested I'm going

to catch the first train to Chicago and

arrange for drilling operators and

competent engineers to handle it a very

good plan if I may say so mr. Stewart

but then again we've got to be sure

there is oil here don't we shall we take

you back now so thank you

I don't even know some circle needs are

they rock all right mrs. s please enjoy

don't forget to tell mr. Stewart that

I've saved up $80.00 and I don't want to

be left out I won't forget mistake

everybody is certainly getting excited

alone here even mrs. Hastings

well I'd say we've got something to get

excited about I know but they're going

to invest their life savings

worried about dr. Tom's not taking any

money until the geologist says it's

definite

long distance please

uh mr. Harvey Manning 22 walk Street

send a city yes please connect me with

his number

you know ROI to a town like ours this

could be a very serious thing it's like

a snowball getting bigger and bigger as

it rolls downhill hello

hello Harvey this is Paul question I

know you know no this is a professional

call I like to come here and make some

tests on some land they say there's our

as soon as you possibly can it's it's

quite important your drive down fine

morning thanks Harvey you're certainly a

real friend goodbye

another geologist what for then a doctor

diagnoses a case he isn't positive he

calls in a specialist doesn't and I

guess so

two geologists will make more or less a

sure thing of it if they agree but

anyway don't invest your money until we

find out all right

well I got a big order Julia Ron no she

went to was a good purchase delivering

some more medicine I know clay I'm back

oh there's my man Roy I've been looking

all over town for you it's about the oil

wells you know I got a cousin Chester in

Milwaukee and he makes drills he makes

little drills big drills all kinds of

drills now listen if you're gonna drill

for oil you got to use drills so I

thought you might use the drills that

are made by my cousin Chester the best

drills in Milwaukee

I'll speak to Tom about it well look it

isn't it my cousin needs the business

but after all you know Chester is my

cousin I won't forget huh doc I got I

had a tough day yes you have been on

duty all day long my dogs are killing me

yeah gotta go home and get some DEET now

and boy how I dread it mmm

you know my wife best little woman in

the world was oh she's a terrible cook a

terrible cook

yesterday I brought home a juicy tender

loin steak about that thick you know

what she did with it she boiled it no I

haven't had a square meal for about a

week well wife certainly is a pretty

tough cook well well see you later doc

come on claim I'm a little hungry myself

let's raid the icebox you're not kidding

my up

no fuss doc you know any old thing will

do just a little snack

you know da who kept do you see what I

see it certainly looks good mrs.

Hastings must have left this out for me

for us the weight like a dnieper cover

plate plate stove all of our plate doc

we're going to eat this one right out of

the trough oh boy oh yeah say that

you're sure it's alright if we eat this

now you're not expecting company or

anything like that I oh no no no don't

worry you can eat the whole thing say if

you want to please mrs. Hastings eat ha

did you know that woman has a heart of

gold yes sir hmm no doc that's about the

best cavitation my life maybe mrs.

Hastings should have entered that won

the contest oh my goodness what man

listen to this

hmm this is the contest cake please

don't touch mrs. Hastings

contest cake oh it's a no shape for a

contest now I gave it an awful beating

oh this is terrible

he's been baking cakes for weeks getting

ready for the contest he's been waiting

15 years and this had to happen

mmm doc I think in you and me better

join the Foreign Legion if be confined

to a subpoena will beg another cake to

replace it that's it that way sure we'll

make another one do you know how no but

I can scramble eggs well I make a pretty

good stew myself Oh the best chefs are

men aren't they at least we can follow

the recipe why sure you know doc I come

from a long line of chefs why my old man

was a chef for years doc will make a

prize-winner I don't know about a price

went on

oh there we are

butter eggs milk cream there's the whole

works everything but the bacon float oh

well I'll tell you I'll look around

through this side of the room and you

look through the drawers oh we did that

once let's working two baguettes that

part of the recipe no what does it say

first no I mean I see no boy this

writing is terrible

you know he writes worse than my wife

let me see

cream in a half a cup of butter have a

fun alright let's have a bubble bottom

but how do we Queen this manner now wait

a minute wait a minute doc maybe that's

wrong maybe it's cream and a half a cup

of butter no no I don't think so let's

let's meant to borrow with the file why

not

I'll mill what comes next a cup of sugar

yeah da now what do we do with it well

maybe you better drop it in here with

the bottom hej Doc you know you're a

genius

yeah we'll melt them both together that

saves time yeah are we doing whoever

said this cake Meghan was hard ha

there's only one thing that worries me

mrs. Hastings wanted to win this contest

oh don't worry she will say doc I've got

a pretty good idea now let's make this

cake just for the other judges how do

you mean well I hope George and Putin's

bene like sweet stuff don't they so

we'll just put in another cup of sugar

all right we'll make this cake just for

them we'll put in two cups but I hope

you know what you're doing don't worry

now doc don't worry

now let me see now chocolate three

chunks yeah yeah they are

that's it you know doc I love chocolate

uh doc something wrong with this

yeah it's bitter taste it this isn't it

Maisie I'd make a very very good cook I

can tell just by the taste that must be

spoiled throw it away

mmm yeah but we're gonna use ah now

don't worry don't worry

here they aren't huh the chocolate bar

sure thing and a dandy well they're not

spent wait a minute

better take the tinfoil off first that's

good idea now now it says the yolks of

two eggs well beaten only the yolks what

happens to the whites

no no you know these silly women wasting

money like that cuz right down here it

says the whites of two eggs well beaten

I don't see why we shouldn't beat him to

get on save time why sure absolutely

absolutely

isn't that just like a woman trying to

make a mystery out of the symbolism

thing that's eaten up to wig yeah hey

Doc wait a minute

peace a shower ma'am not very sanitary

perhaps but efficient doc you know those

two eggs worry me

they're all right no no no no not that I

mean I I don't see how anybody can make

a good cake with just two eggs

no cake Westby says that that well never

mind about the recipe whoever made up

that recipe certainly was cheap

yes sir but it's not going to be

anything cheap about this I'm just going

to bust in a couple of more eggs well

everything is hitting out with the baton

prod oh wow

I surrender I can't find it I'll look

over let's give it up we don't need any

baking powder oh but the cake won't rise

um oh oh hej Doc my father didn't work

in a bakery shop but nothing look what I

found

yeast I don't think anybody puts cheese

and cake why not

yeast makes bread rise why not cake

we've just put in a little just to give

it a little a little heat now put in the

slow oven and bake for 30 minutes

doctor I'm afraid the operation is a

huge success mother and child both doing

nicely hej you are done a masterpiece

it's pretty all right I wonder how it

will taste

don't worry about that doc we have made

a cake that's going to make history

that's what I'm afraid of

certainly nice of your hobby to drop all

your work and come out here just for a

friend

not at all Paul I can understand how you

feel I don't you think you take to make

your analysis nerd I've got this

I should have through it three o'clock

I'll meet you at the bazaar thanks a lot

oil occurs and sedimentary rocks a

shallow marine Astorino and they'll take

Arjun ie

beds farm along seashores an Inlander

don't preset it

it isn't mary had a little lamb now tom

you're talking to an old-time baka it'll

come out slicker than the oil we're

trying to Oh what time is it Jack 2:15

yes mr. Anderson

oh hello Roy all set for the bazaar mr.

Emerson is ready I think I have

everything here good

I'm mr. Manning dr. Kristen reserved a

room that must be the geologist dr.

Christian sent for oh I'm sorry did you

say geologists yes he called him last

night well you know how dr. Christian is

he wants to be absolutely certain before

the people invest their money he's an

old friend of his see uh Roy I think

you'd better go on for the bazaar I have

a couple of things I want to talk over

with mr. Emerson yes I think you'd

better there's just one thing more I

wanted to you know to be absolutely sure

beg your pardon ugly stupid ugly sorry

oh I'm so sorry so so sorry I'm sorry

that we can't all go together but we

won't be late pardon me could you tell

me the time I never carry a ward mm-hmm

having any trouble with pickpockets

around here no that is not until now my

mother gave me that watch come along you

why this is ridiculous

I know thief I'm a friend of dr.

Christians he'll explain everything all

right you can call her from the station

my bags all right come on come on come

on

he'll watch gag

don't forget we have to pick up the 30

systems on you and you will drive

carefully won't you doctor

yes very carefully no answer yes he left

with the desire but you have to reach

him I can't be kept here like this what

am I supposed to do about it the charge

is robbery but I didn't do it find out

the Christian he'll explain everything

yeah I know

go ahead Jack Sean suite number one come

on my bag my specimens oh let him have a

microscope dirt chemical hi uncle Jeb

hello

well did you take over now the wife's

waiting for me yes Derek you're leaving

it in safe hands sure there's a prisoner

number one but don't let him bother you

don't worry

haha he ain't gonna bother me and clear

huh oh I don't want you playing around

with that radio equipment remember who

me

oh why uncle Jeb honest I wouldn't touch

the thing

you think this will be big enough for

the petunias there - certainly we're

only taking four or five of the very

nicest look what he's done before all

our work I ruined oh dear and all that

medicine what are we going to do now

what we should have done weeks ago you

bad thing oh shoot

I'll show killer

IRA petunias I'll show him after all my

word please got you'd think it over

Oscar's a pet my dear sister oh come

back to me Abby

we are am i you're still in drivers hand

what happened she shot at the chicken

and the gun knocked her over

is she really all right doctor of course

I'm all right where's that gun

now hold on cursor looks old it's Robert

trouble us create all opportunities it's

such a terrible thing that's so terrible

I were gonna win the prize with them say

he certainly turned out of your

beautiful specimen why don't you enter

him in the polls or show course then we

won't have to kill him and we win a

prize

we like oh are you kind of losing that

vision or dream or to be inviting the

boys here we go what you was in the

kitchen don't get excited one day oh

what a pity what a kitchen get off hi oh

one small boys you can't lose three four

guys come on

well here we are

we better take Oscar to the Bonefish

thanks everyone is good dog

hey dark times are going to wish me like

to doctor here I go

I put that I honor Boyett gold once

again once aboard watch it he's winding

up there you go there you go boy

it's a big day dr. Christian a big day

for everybody Tom and mr. Emerson will

be along any minute now

as Maeby's analysis given boy thanks

always said he'd be right out

hello duty come on why don't you two

take a walk around

yeah how about it let's take a look at

the exhibit

hey come on hello mr. Stewart what's the

good word

well I'm afraid we'll have to let mr.

Emerson tell you is the gusher are we

going to make a million dollars

just be patient ladies now if we can get

them all together I'll make a little

announcement sure I'm right over here

I'll get George over there boys your

prize big boy something for the little

lady come on who's next people tonight

come on in boys

Hey

having fun do you bet doc

I've seen the fertilizers the farm

implements in the heart very interesting

to our dear friend mr. Stewart has a

very important announcement to make

famous demanding his late he said he'd

be here three there's nothing to worry

about dr. Christian is mr. Emerson is a

pretty smart fella I'd still like it

much better I for knew the outcome of

Harvey's analysis why don't you get them

to postpone the announcement till mr.

Manning coming can't do it Tom's going

to try to catch the four o'clock train

to Chicago he's going through the drills

and things

four o'clock train yeah I know you'll

all be interested in what he has to say

and after you hear his report that you

would care to participate in this

venture you'll find me wedding right

down there and now mr. Everson

ladies and gentlemen my dear friends it

is with extreme pleasure that I address

you happy happy people hej this looks

bad boy oh I supposed to get all that

money they'll be getting out of town you

wouldn't say that doc if you knew Tom

like I do when I told him about mr.

Manning he was very very happy

you told you sure I know now I know

something's wrong

come on be better find Benny I tell

y'all great I'll go ahead

that is Oh take us half an hour to get

it out come on doctor we can take my

motorcycle well if I must I must

just think what oil is used for lighting

heating cooking salad dressing

oil is liquid gold black gold the man in

the street would be lost without it the

lady in the home finds it almost as

necessary as electricity

yes sir folks oil is absolutely

indispensable and what's more we can't

do without it I'm extremely pleased to

announce there is oil in rivers in

demanding in oh hello dr. Christian how

does it bizarre Oh fine fine but where's

mr. Manning or see it says 164 come on

excuse me but I I wish via Paranal that

$2.000 one come on get in line get in

line

where's the chief the chief I'll achieve

that is I am the acting chief someone's

gotta send out a broadcast and sighing

okay I'll be manning broadcast yes it's

important you think you can do it me uh

who broadcast fly doc did you come to

the right man to the right job at the

right place yes sir now I'll find a boy

you just tell me what he looks like uh

he say he's about five feet six five

foot sir $2.000 I wish I had more

seventy-eight dollars there we are now

da I'm going to show you how the police

department really works

wait'll I look at these directions move

plug a down plug B up but hurry Kim holy

joy dock sure sure move dial four to

seven then wait five seconds yeah one

two three four five now that we really

go to town calling all cars calling all

cars rivers and police department

calling be on the lookout for Harvey

Manning five foot six dark hair dark

glasses wearing a brown suit he's

telling a bag I think let's do it but

it's our dowry it's a great opportunity

he'll make millions

probably Oh could we haven't any money

with us and yes we have I took it out of

the hiding place this morning all right

we will how much is one hundred and

seventy four dollars and fifty cents

wait a minute you why don't you wait

your turn

yeah get on the end of the line hej you

are da I always get my man hello doc

hello Jerry i arrested a man this

morning says he knows you

what was he arrested for he stole my

watch Oh Dino that do such a thing

well you know how these crooks are they

get hold of a name in the town and say

they know him anything for a stall yeah

well I think I'll take a look at the

bazaar maybe you'd better try it again

trim all right I represent police

department calling B I've got the Harvey

Manning about 50th say this man you

arrested what'd he look like he looked

like a professor a funny little guy with

glasses had a bag where is he in the

cell well that's mr. Manning I'll vouch

for him get him out Oh Harvey poor

all mistake move it up open it up hurry

did you find anything

another lubricating oil that have been

planted whoever claims the soil and that

property is a swindler that land has

been salted you mean there isn't any oil

are you sure mr. Manning couldn't you be

mistaken certainly not I total come on

the tour's back holy old cars calling

all cars sending out a call for Harvey

Manning five foot six wearing glasses in

a brown suit and carrying a bag take the

three dollars April next thank you how

much myself for you know after we strike

oil a great deal more than you paid mrs.

Castle a great deal never on a fairly

odd me do mrs. Gertrude and a be pretty

and I thought he was my friend just a

crook that's all

that's all right how much one hundred

and seventy four dollars and fifty cents

I think it's one hundred and forty seven

dollars and fifty seconds by Abby we

counted it three days ago and that's

what it was I don't think you're right

I'm sure the four comes before the

seventh will count it now to me in an

open hurry boys everything's under

control

yeah go ahead now wait a minute there's

the guy we got the call about listen

everything can be explained later I'll

take the food responsibility

certainly doctor give us a hand sure

jack

6465166 and 50 cents

we were both wrong way to get you all

right that's all right ladies oh just a

moment mr. Stewart and we'd like to ask

you a few questions about the shares who

is the party of the second part I think

that to us really ladies I'm in an awful

hurry well then mr. Stewart there's

party of the first time how say late

isn't it you can keep it with my

compliments

don't come here no no your dog now you

come in well steal my walk

get that back it's got the money in did

I get my shoulder into that tackle try

the old coach should be proud of you

people of rivers in certainly have a lot

to thank you for doc I know I appreciate

it

don't thank me Royce as much responsible

far as I am I wish we had more fellows

like Roy in River send he's just what

this town needs energetic and

enterprising enough to wake it up come

on Julie let's take a look at the

exhibits no I'd love to

well it is time let's get the livestock

read it Ben doctor you're holding up the

whole words and you're one of the judges

of baking contest

come on if I didn't we fought back well

here's the big boy once again the great

picture the big shop come on Raymond

Savoie

wave right in this before dying help

yourself up in one dime Seifer dime

take six here we go shoot off there

what's that I letting all watch out oh

don't get excited to tease

and last but not least as the entry of

mezes hasty mum doctor he's where the

first Easter I've tasted those the

others and they'll open pretty good I

don't think I'd be a very good judge

well let's get it over with everybody's

waiting oh so this is the best one of a

lot it's delicious

what do you think doctor it is good

hmm take these take it easy

hey olive oil big picture takes it easy

and slow take your time take your time

boys not those bubbles down and get them

ding fries oh here we go again lamb in

that quiet quiet please attention the

judges of this contest have been dr.

Christian an expense

penny will now award the prize the

winner of this contest is mrs. Hastings

you best married well let me know about

that

come on let's congratulate mrs. Hastings

congratulation I didn't think I rented

really I did miss her I don't that cake

this morning almost all have been

happens when I went into the kitchen the

one I baked yesterday was blown to

smithereens I must have used groaning

aah turns to the bigger problem

mr. Lumm I'm so excited take these you

can't take the evening of our Terrace

boys come on

when you take for this joy oh my

goodness mrs. Hastings