Reveille with Beverly (1943) - full transcript

Beverly Ross moderates a 5:30 AM radio show with swing music, dedicated to the local servicemen. Two buddies of her brother have a chance to meet her and both fall in love. One of them is a wealthy sponsor and the other used to be his chauffeur. Before she can decide which one she prefers, the soldiers have their marching orders and are away to their destination.

- Subtitles -

Lu?s Filipe Bernardes

# He happened to meet her #

# A sweet se?orita #

# One night at a gay love fiesta #

# A picture in fine Spanish laces #

# With one of those pretty faces #

# The music and moonlight #

# The spell of the June night #

# The charm of an old Spanish setting #

# Brought romance and all its glory #

# The start of a sweet love story #

# Ai, ai, ai, ai #

# He won my heart, amigo #

# He said that he loved no one but me #

# So won't to the chapel we go #

# Ai, ai, ai, ai #

# There is a padre we know #

# He'll bring the ring #

# The choir will sing #

# So wish they look amigo #

# He happened to meet her #

# A sweet se?orita #

# One night at a gay love fiesta #

# I picture in fine Spanish laces #

# With one of those pretty faces #

# The music and moonlight #

# The spell of the June night #

# The charm of an old Spanish setting #

# Brought romance and all its glory #

# The start of the sweet love story #

# Ai, ai, ai, ai #

# He won my heart, amigo #

# He said that he loved no one but me #

# So won't to the chapel we go #

# Ai, ai, ai, ai #

# There is a padre we know #

# He'll bring the ring #

# The choir will sing #

# The bells will ring ting-a-ling #

# So wish they look amigo #

Wrap it up.

Would you like to hear

the whole album, Beverly?

Oh, no, please.

- Hello, Beverly.

- Hello, Elmer.

Say, I've been practicing

that step you showed me.

I think I got it down

pretty good, watch.

No, that's not quite right, Elmer,

it's more like this.

Oh, more taps, I think I see now.

- Elmer!

- Yes, Mr. Smith.

Would you like to hear some

more records, Beverly?

I don't think I'd better, Mr. Smith.

That boy's broken more records

than Wirraway.

Beverly, why don't you come back

and work for me?

I sure could use you.

Oh, thanks a lot, Mr. Smith,

but I'm really very happy at KFEL.

You're still trying to get

on the air, eh?

Oh, yes, sir. I'm going to have

my own program.

O hot one with plenty of jive.

Personally, I think the station plays

too many classical records.

- Some people like the classics.

- Some people like spinach.

Now for example, you take

The Road to Mandalay.

With my tires and 4 gallons

of gas a week, nothing doing.

Goodbye.

Hello! Hello!

Oh, she's away from that

switchboard again.

- Where is she?

- I don't know, Mr. Kennedy.

Well, don't just stand there,

go find her!

Go find her?

Mr. Kennedy, I take dictation,

I run that switchboard and...

...now you want me to be a magician.

Mr. Kennedy, I can't do it,

there's just some things that I...

I don't want you to be a magician.

And stop that...

Oh, why should a man be worried

with two such girls?

One that's never here and

the one who is here is a wack!

Oh, no, they turned me down.

Too skinny.

All the red tape, oh, it's awful.

Come back tomorrow, see this man,

see that man,

come in again the next day,

I just couldn't stand that.

Everything else is all wrong...

I'm coming.

KFEL, one moment, please.

Hello, KFEL.

One moment, please.

Mr. Kennedy has been asking

for you, Beverly.

Oh, he always is. Can't I take an hour

for lunch once in a while?

That's your question.

His was, "Where is that Beverly Ross?"

Isn't she ever on the switchboard

except on payday?

He'll have more respect for me

when I click with my radio ideas.

Well, you'll have plenty

of time to practice.

Get in your stall.

My advice to you is stay

in it the rest of the day.

As for me, I'd leave this place tonight

if a knew a fellow that had his ABCs

- ABCs?

- Yeah, A-card, B-card and C-card.

Oh, Elsie!

KFEL.

One moment, please.

Beverly, if I get any calls,

I'll be at home.

- Going so soon?

- So soon?

I get up every morning at 4 o'clock

to be here by 5:30.

I do my broadcast and it's afternoon

before I ever get out of here.

Oh, I'm sick and tired

of being an early-birder.

I know how you feel, Mr. Lewis,

but after all, you have your own program.

But, gee, what I wouldn't give

to have a chance like yours.

This is your early morning

announcer, Beverly Ross,

wishing you a very happy day

until tomorrow morning...

...when the clock again chimes 5:30.

Young lady, I hope your dream

never comes through.

Unless you want indigestion,

heartburn, chronic dyspepsia...

I'd still be thrilled.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Yes, what?

- I bought this for you to, um...

...make up for the one I broke.

Oh, so you're the one who finished

my Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.

Yes, but I got a better one.

Freddie Slack and his Boogie Best

I beg your pardon?

The Cow Cow Boogie. Freddie never

grooved one that was better.

Will you take this ghastly

thing away?

- You don't like Freddie Slack?

- I don't like him and I don't dislike him.

I don't know him.

My program is Symphony at Dawn.

Dew is on the grass, woodwinds,

the white swans stretching

their lazy wings,

And there's going to be no boogie-woogie

to contaminate it with a lot of Cow Cow stuff.

And certainly not in slacks.

- Oh... Oh, Mr. Lewis.

- Yes?

- Your fan mail has doubled today.

- No!

- You got two postcards instead of one.

- Um... thank you.

Dear Vernon Lewis,

in the morning the air is fresh,

clear and invigorating,

You know, I never tire the

thrill of reading...

...how my broadcasts brighten

the dawn for my... many listeners.

Yes, I know, I read them.

You've been listening to Mr. Vernon Lewis,

the early worm who gets the bird.

Oh, Mr. Ryan, At Home With the Olivers

has been changed to studio B.

Thanks.

KFEL.

No, madam, Miss Bunty's Cooking Class

is not on the air today.

Miss Bunty's in the hospital

with a severe case of tonane.

You're welcome, ma'am.

Now, take her out in the air,

take her out in the air.

Beverly, get the agency on the phone,

we've got to get those actors right away.

No, never mind, we haven't

got time. We haven't got...

- You!

- Me?

- Come on, let's go! Come on!

- Oh!

- Pa, so long.

- Goodbye, darling.

The phone!

Maybe it's the boyfriend!

Maybe it's an alert.

- Hello?

- Hello, Mom?

- I'm going on the air.

- Oh, you must be joking.

Oh, it's what you've wanted

for so long.

- Who is it, Mom?

- It's Beverly.

Well, good luck, dear,

and don't be nervous.

Beverly's going on the air.

- Eddie, Beverly's going on the air.

- On the air?

- Now.

- Oh, good!

- Tommy Hough phoned today, Laura Jean.

- What did he want, Mother?

Hello! Hello!

Oh, she's away from that

switchboard again.

If I don't get this call through.

- Shall I try to find her, Mr. Kennedy?

- Oh, yes, Elsie, please do.

Hello! Hello! Hello!

Wait a minute, she's not

at the switchboard!

- Oh, I'm going to see what's the matter...

- Never mind, I'll go see myself!

Oh, I always get in trouble

trying to help somebody...

Look, she's not here.

She's not here at all.

- Get on that switchboard, Elsie.

- Ooh...

Oh... please get on

the switchboard, Elsie.

Thank you, Mr. Kennedy.

You see, you can be nice.

And Mr. Kennedy, I respect you

as a big man.

I'd like to have your picture,

Mr. Kennedy.

You see, I have a book at home

that I paste pictures of big people.

- And I'm just dying to paste you.

- Thank you, Elsie.

You're welcome.

Get on that phone!

And when that leaping

gazelle Beverly gets here,

you tell her to see me for

a farewell look.

KFEL.

Oh...

Oh, you don't tell me.

Oh, you don't tell me.

Oh, you don't tell me.

- Oh...

- Who was that?

He didn't tell me.

You cannot afford to miss one chapter

of this popular Exotic Lotion serial.

And speaking of Exotic Lotion,

does wash day leave your hands

rough and unsightly-looking?

Listen to the way one housewife solved

her wash-day hands problem.

It was my husband who

made me realize...

...that wash-day hands were

threatening our marriage.

That's Beverly now!

But I patted my husband's

cheek and said,

"Darling, you need a shave."

Fancy my embarrassment

when he replied,

"Sweetheart, I just did shave. It's the palm

of your hand that has the whiskers."

Right then I got the idea

that I needed Exotic hand lotion.

Some lotion and some lotion.

So long, folks.

Gotta keep them flying.

Fine, Beverly, fine.

- Oh, what are you doing here?

- Starting my radio career.

That ain't the way I heard it.

The boss wants to see you right away.

Oh...

And furthermore, I'm getting

sick and tired of paging you...

...every time I want to make

a phone call.

But I was only helping

the Oliver family.

They've gotten along without you

for over 200 chapters.

In fact, I can get along without you.

You're through.

Well, if that's the way you feel about it,

there's nothing I can do.

But before I sign off, there's

one thing I've got to say.

Some day you'll say, what a sap I was

not to hold on to that girl.

Because I've got real ideas for radio.

You've told me your ideas

over fifty times.

"What we need are more jam

sessions on the radio." Right?

Right. And you'd be surprised

how many people would go for it.

I'm not gonna find it out.

That's all.

But won't you let me explain about

what happened at the switchboard?

What is there to explain?

Just this. As the Olivers were going

on the air, Mrs. Browning fainted.

It was too late to replace her, so the

director insisted that I read her lines.

- Why didn't you tell me this before?

- You wouldn't give me a chance.

Alright, if you want to stay, take over

the switchboard from twelve to eight.

- Twelve to eight?

- A.M., before I get up.

Oh.

- Good morning, Mr. Lewis.

- Good morning, Beverly, good morning.

- How was your broadcast?

- Wonderful as usual.

Just a minute... Oh, you must

have picked up your mail already.

Yes, I did, when I first came in.

Say, Beverly, I'd like to make

a little change...

- Mr. Lewis!

- What's the matter?

- Oh... you look ill.

- I look ill...

- Oh, Mr. Lewis. Oh, don't faint!

- Why, I'm not going...

Don't faint! Oh... Oh!

- I'll get you some water.

- I don't want any water, I...

- But you do, Mr. Lewis.

- You're acting so silly...

- You're ill, please sit down.

- I don't want to sit down.

- Here, drink this!

- I don't want any water...

Drink it!

I told you I didn't want any water.

What's happened to you, Mr. Lewis?

- What's happened?

- Oh, you're ill and don't know it.

You know? You know, now that

you've mentioned it, I...

I haven't been feeling so well lately.

Oh, Mr. Lewis, you've got to go away.

Go to the mountains,

or go fishing or something.

No, no, no, it can't be done.

Some fool once said,

"The show must go on."

Oh, but can't you find a substitute?

You find one and I'll be up to my knees in

creek water before you can say Tchaikovsky.

Alright, Tchaikovsky.

You're looking at your substitute

right now.

You are listening to KFEL...

...and this is Beverly Ross substituting

for Mr. Vernon Lewis,

bringing you an hour of

early-bird recordings.

I feel like a new broom this morning,

so I'm going to sweep out

the regular symphonic program...

...and start the day off with a sock.

This is the beginning of Beverly's career.

- Hi, want a lift, soldier?

- Why, swell!

Thanks.

- Where to, soldier?

- I'm on my way to camp.

Well, this is a through train.

Good, I was beginning to worry

I'd be late for reveille.

Do you mind if I turn

the radio on?

No, go ahead, help yourself.

Here we go with Count Basie's

recording of the One O'clock Jump.

Hop to it, Count.

If you liked that one,

we've got a lot more.

Hotter than your morning coffee.

If you're lucky enough to have coffee.

I bet she looks like my old

maiden aunt.

There's no way of telling whether you

like my recordings or not because...

...I can't see your faces.

And we can't see yours, sister,

and we don't want to.

Hey, soldier, do you mind

if I get another station?

- Oh, no. I thought the girl was okay.

- So did I.

And I'd venture to say she's better

looking and younger than you think, boss.

No old war horse would be playing jive

at this time of the morning, sir.

I'm still willing to bet she looks like

my old Aunt Mathilda.

If you're serious about that, sir,

I'd be willing to risk a buck

that she's quite a dish, and pretty.

Well, if there were any way of proving it,

Andrew, I'd take you up on it.

- What do you think soldier?

- Well, she's my...

Oh, maybe you're both right.

Well, thanks very much, fellows.

- I'll just be in time for roll call.

- Okay.

Hey, you'll have to pull out of here.

Oh, no, I've got a reservation here

for room and board.

- Oh, a letter of recommendation.

- It is.

Okay, but this is where you

check your chauffeur.

That's where you got me wrong, fellow.

I got a reservation here too.

Now wait a minute. No private cars

allowed on the post.

Now drive that heap over there

and leave it.

All right.

Hey.

I'm working for Uncle Sam now,

carry your own bag.

I guess we're both working for Uncle Sam.

I'm sorry, Andrew, I forgot.

And, um, cut out that Andrew stuff.

From now on it's plain Andy, see?

- Okay, Andy.

- Thank you, sir.

Now wait a minute. No more of that

"sir" stuff. From now on it's plain Barry.

Okay, Barry.

Fresh customers.

- First two bunks to your left.

- Thanks.

Hello, soldiers!

Hey, look. Look who's here.

I didn't expect to see you fellows

so soon again.

These are the two birds

who gave me the lift.

- No kidding.

- Welcome to the Biltmore.

- Thank you.

- You see, the bellboy just went out...

...for his errands, however, I'll be more

than happy to open the doors to your suite.

Suite 16 and suite 17.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

It may take you some a little while

to get used to the place, but...

...us old-timers will show

you the ropes.

- How long have you been here?

- Monday will be a week.

My name's Andy Adams and this is

Barry Lang, he used to be my boss.

But don't hold that against him.

- How are you?

- Hey, Eddie,

Since you guys've already met,

why don't you do the introducing?

- Well, this is Tom McCoy.

- The bandleader?

That's me, in person.

And this bruise is Private Puckett,

better known as Canvassback.

Hiya, fellas.

Hey, didn't I see you fight the main bout

in the Garden last year?

- Yeah.

- No, Canvassback's never been...

...in the main bout. In fact

he's never seen one.

- No?

- You see, on account of his eyes...

...always close in the semi-final.

Hey, what goes on?

What is it, a fire drill?

- Mess call.

- How is the food here?

Oh, terrible. for lunch today

we're only gonna have soup,

steak, baked potatoes, string beans,

apple pie and coffee.

You can't keep your strength

up on that.

- What, no ice-cream?

- That's terrible!

This is Beverly signing off until tomorrow

morning at the same time.

You guys still got that bet on

as to what that dame looks like?

Well, I hadn't given it a second thought,

but I still got a buck says

she's in her foolish forties.

I still got a buck says she ain't.

- You're a persistent guy, aren't you?

- Why not?

And what would be the use?

There'd be no way of proving it.

- Oh, yes, there is.

- How.

You come home with me this weekend.

I imagine she'll be there. She's a very

close friend of my sister's.

- You mean you know her?

- Too well, pal, too well.

Hey, see the way Eddie talks?

Looks like I'd win the bet hands down.

- Hey, Lang and Adams, fall in.

- Okay.

Too bad Eddie had to get stuck

with kitchen police.

It'll seem kind of funny breezing into

his home and introducing ourselves.

I don't care who introduces us

just as long as I win that bet.

Ah, you haven't got a chance.

With you I never have a chance

where there's a babe concerned.

Can I help it if I've got charm?

Charm? Ha!

Soldier, it's your bankroll.

Look, Andy, I'm sick of hearing

about my bankroll.

Have I ever tried to buy my way

out of any dirty work?

No, but all the dames know you're

of the Lang's chocolate millions.

Why don't you try being a Mr. Average

guy for a while, without any dough...

and see where it gets you.

Hey, I'll tell you what I'll do, wiseguy.

If this Beverly is what you think she is,

you be Barry Lang, you be Mr. Rich.

And I'll be Andy Adams,

your ex-chauffeur.

- Are you on the level?

- You're darn right.

You'll get this idea of yours about

being rich out of your head.

Ha, ha, with your dough and my looks

you won't stand a chance.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Won't you come in.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Where's Eddie?

- Well he had a date at camp this weekend.

- He's on K.P.

- Who is it, Beverly?

Friends of Eddie's.

- Are you Beverly Ross?

- That's my name.

Come in and meet the rest

of the family.

Don't say I call my shots.

- What do you think?

- What?

- Eddie's been promoted.

- No!

- He's a K.P.

- No!

This is my husband, Mr. Ross.

- How are you, sir?

- How do you do?

- Oh, Mom...

- And this is my daughter Beverly.

- Hello.

- I have another daughter Evelyn.

- She works at a Defense class.

- Is that so.

- You're Beverly?

- Yes.

- Eddie's sister?

- Yes.

But... there are two Beverlies?

Well, if sons can be named

after their fathers,

why can't daughters be named

after their mothers?

- Which is the one we hear on the radio?

- I've got to plead guilty.

I hope you're not going

to hold it against me.

I've often wondered how many listened

to my daughter on the radio.

Now I know, but this is one more

than I expected.

- Oh, Dad.

- You're just as I pictured you.

Oh, pardon me. I'm Barry Lang.

And this is me...

I mean, Andy Adams.

You won't mind if I leave you.

I've got to take the roast out.

- Oh, not at all.

- Don't forget to save the grease, Ma.

Carrots, celery... um, lettuce.

And, um... more lettuce.

Well, this is quite a victory garden

you've got here.

It's Mom's. She knows how

to raise things.

- I'll say she does.

- Shall we sit down?

Why must a beautiful night like tonight

turn into a horrible morning?

Don't tell me you hate to get up.

Do you like it, I mean, getting up

so early just to broadcast?

Oh, I love it. After all, it's a start in

radio and that's what really counts.

- Have you been in radio long?

- Well, I'm only substituting, but...

what I'd give to have a program

of my own.

You just wish hard enough,

you'll get one.

I'm afraid wishing isn't enough.

Wishing is what keeps us

have-nots going.

You can't all be like my pal Barry...

...who's never had to struggle

for a thing in his life.

I'll bet everything he touches

turns to gold.

Yeah...

Speaking of bets, would you

like a confession?

Well, if you want to give one.

Well, when we first heard you on the radio,

I got the cockeyed notion that you were...

...some old dame with a face

that would stop a tank.

Barry and I made a bet and...

he said you were young

and pretty so I paid off.

Serves you right.

I never paid a bet more

gladly in my life.

Well, I think I'd better be going.

- Thank you for a wondeful evening.

- You'll come again soon, won't you?

- May I?

- I want you to.

- Andy!

- What?

Um... Andy's ready to leave, Barry!

That's fine.

My dear Beverly,

after I left you last night,

I had an idea.

Since you're on the air between

reveille and breakfast,

why not play up to all the boys

in camps all over the country?

I'm sure it would start their

day off just right.

You can guess what it'll do for me.

Would it be a bad idea if you called

your program reveille?

Hoping to see you again soon,

I remain yours sincerely,

Barry... Andy Adams.

This is Station KFEL

Good morning all you nice people...

and a special good morning to all

the boys in camp...

...who have just been blasted out

of your beds by the bugler.

I've just received a letter

from a very dear friend of mine,

Private Andy Adams.

- Hey, that's you!

- Yeah!

And, folks, he suggests that I got to take

this program to all the boys in camp...

...and call it Reveille.

I think that's a grand idea.

But Andy,

do you mind if I add a little touch...

- No!

- Shh!

...and call it "Reveille with Beverly"?

So to all of you the thousands of boys

in service all over the country,

I say a good, good morning.

From no on this is your program

and here's hoping you fellows like it.

If you do, you can thank

Private Andy Adams.

Nice going, Andy.

And you ain't narily bumping

your gums there, bub.

Being in the army isn't so bad when you

have Bob Crosby to play for you before chow.

So here he is with the best

Dixieland band in the land,

playing his own recording of

Big Noise from Winnetka.

This is for Andy, I hope he likes it.

Thanks, Beverly.

# Big noise blew in from Winnetka #

# Stole each girlie's heart and then #

# Big noise blew in from Winnetka #

# Big noise blew right out again #

# Girls were sighing #

# Their boyfriends crying #

# Their hearts were breaking when #

# Big noise blew in from Winnetka #

# Big noise blew right out again #

# Big noise blew in from Winnetka #

# Big noise blew right out again #

And that's a sample of the kind of

reveille you'll get with Beverly.

Plenty of the old barrel house

to get you rolling in the morning.

- Time to get up, sir.

- Huh?

Your exercises are on the air

in two minutes.

Oh, yeah... the exercises.

Exercises are a bore.

I hope all you boys have enjoyed

my jam session...

...equally as well as Symphony at Dawn,

the program which was previously on

at this hour over KFEL.

But I have a feeling the majority of you

prefer Freddy Slack to Beethoven,

or Bob Crosby to Mendelssohn.

Remember, Andy Adams gave me

this bright idea.

How do you feel about it, soldiers?

Will you write in and let me know?

Remember, tomorrow we celebrate

my anniversary.

I will have been on the air one week.

So until tomorrow morning at reveille,

this is Beverly saying, at ease, men.

Trying to put something over on me!

I'll tell that girl!

- Hello, Mr. Smith.

- Hello, Beverly.

Um, Mr. Smith...

- Could I have my job back?

- Well now, Beverly, I...

I don't know...

- Elmer!

- I'm sorry, Mr. Smith.

Can you have your job back.

Just put your hat in there

and go right to work.

Oh, thank you!

- Elmer.

- Yes, Mr. Smith?

You're fired.

Me?

- What's all that?

- Fan mail.

Fan mail? It must be a

month's accumulation.

It all came this morning

from soldiers.

- Soldiers?

- Yes.

What is this, um...

Reveille with Beverly program?

Oh, it's one of our... huh?

Why, it's terrific, whose idea was it?

Oh, um... well, it was a little idea

I whipped up myself.

- Little idea?

- Well...

Lewis got sick, I had to have

something quick to take his place...

...and I didn't want to bother my ideal men

with such an early show, you know.

Why, it's topped anything

we've had on the air.

Look at this mail, listen to this.

"Dear Beverly, your program

was grand.

When a Scotsman spends one cent and expects

no returns, you may be sure you are good.

Signed, um... Private Angus MacPherson.

- Angus MacPherson...

- Yeah.

Are all these letters for

Reveille with Beverly?

Why, that's nothing.

Wait till you see the other loads.

Congratulations. Ideas like this

only come once in a lifetime.

Yeah, that's right...

just once in a lifetime.

Elsie, get me Lamb, Curry and Rice.

No, I'm not hungry! That's the name

of our advertising firm, remember?

She's as dumb as Beverly.

Beverly!

"N" as in... no coffee.

- "O" as in...

- What are you doing?

I'm sending a telegram to Mr. Vernon

Louis telling him to hurry home.

Tell him to stay there

for the duration.

Tell him to stay there

for the duration.

Get me Lamb, and if you can't get

me Lamb, get me Rice. And get Beverly.

Get Beverly, get Lamb, get Rice,

get Curry.

Mr. Kennedy they're so hard

to get I think they're all rationed.

Hello? It's Mr. Lamb, do you want

to take it, Mr. Kennedy?

I'll take it right here.

Hello? Hello, Lamb, oh have I got

a great radio show for you.

If you can't sell this to a sponsor,

you'd better quit.

- Yeah, you oughta quit.

- Is it good?

- Is it good?

- It's gotten over 1.000 letters already.

It's got over 5.000 letters already.

Just a minute. Would you mind

if I take this alone?

- No, sir.

- Thanks very much.

Hello. Five-thirty.

Yes, in the morning.

Well get up!

Better still don't go to bed.

Goodbye.

Hello? Beverly?

Mr. Kennedy, it's Beverly,

you want to take her?

I'll take it here.

Hello, Beverly, this is Mr. Kennedy.

Say, Beverly, I was thinking of what

happened this morning and I...

I've decided to give you

your job back.

Well, thanks, Mr. Kennedy, but I'm not

cut out to be a switchboard operator.

Oh, no, no, I mean on the air

with your own program, um...

Um, Reveille with Beverly.

At a substantial raise, of course.

Oh, but... you said you

didn't like swing.

I said that?

Now, you know the majority of our listeners

prefer Freddie Slack to Beethoven...

...and Bob Crosby to Mendelssohn.

Oh, but... what about Vernon Louis?

Vernon Louis? By the time he

gets back, we'll have television.

And who can stand looking

at that face?

You will? You will come?

Wonderful!

Oh! Oh...

Mr. Smith, I got my job back

at the station!

Isn't it wonderful? And, Mr. Smith,

you know where my heart is, radio.

And.. oh, well, gee, anybody

in the world could do this job...

and besides, you wouldn't be

missing me very much anyway...

Oh, thanks a lot, Mr. Smith,

and goodbye, Mr. Smith.

I know you'll understand, Mr. Smith.

I'll make you proud of me yet, Mr. Smith.

Oh, um... charge them.

Charge them?

Elmer, come on back to work.

Hey, tell the colonel I'm having

my breakfast in bed.

Maybe he'd like to join me.

Hey, Andy, turn on the radio,

Beverly's on.

Alright.

Good morning, everybody. And a special good

morning to all our boys in the Armed Forces.

When I took that suggestion

of Private Andy Adams',

I really didn't know what

I was letting myself in for.

You can say that again.

But you men have no idea what

your letters did for me.

And speaking of writing, your letters

have been pouring in by the thousands.

It's good to know that

you all are with me.

The cad!

Why, I've been asked to

settle bets, send photos,

how much I weight, if I have

a sweetheart of my own.

And there are so many requests for numbers

that I couldn't possibly play them all.

However, digging in partially

into my mail bag,

I've come up with a request from sailor

Franklin Delano Lincoln Van Buren Jones.

He wants me to give him

a Duke Ellington classic.

Well, sailor, that's easy.

I have one here with some fancy licks.

It's the Duke's recording of

Take the A Train.

Hot dog!

# Hurry, hurry, hurry #

# Take the A train #

# To get to Sugar Hill #

# Way up in Harlem #

# If you should take the A train #

# You'll get to where you're going #

# In a hurry #

# Hurry, hurry, hurry #

# Now it's coming #

# Can't you hear the rails a-thrumming #

# If you should miss the A train #

# You'll miss the quickest way #

# To get to Harlem #

- Good morning, Maggie!

- Good morning.

I overslept, I almost didn't make it.

Hey!

It's almost time for your

morning exercises, sir.

Oh, yeah, thank you, Watson.

Exercise.

I want you to remember, your new

master of ceremonies is Vernon Lewis.

From now at Reveille, we're going

to have little talks like this.

It's Lewis!

Watson, my clothes!

The studio door was locked and...

...there was Mr. Lewis inside sticking

his tongue out at me.

I wish you'd tell him where

he gets off.

I wish you'd tell her where

she gets off.

You were just pinch-hitting for me.

I might have been pinch-hitting,

but I got to first base.

Now, please, I'm sure this whole matter

can be settled very easily, Vernon.

- We'll give you another program.

- A new program?

Why, my symphony-adoring fans

would rebel.

And besides, nobody's going to steal a program

from under my nose and get away with it.

Please, let's talk this thing

over calmly.

I'm very calm, Mr. Kennedy, very!

But I might remind you that if this

station tries to double-cross me,

my brother-in-law will pull his RaiCo

program right out of this station.

Very well, for the time being you go on

with your Symphony at Dawn.

I see, I don't happen to be lucky enough

to have a rich brother-in-law,

but I know the sign-off signal

when I hear it.

I'm glad everything's been

settled so amicably.

I knew you'd see it my way.

I didn't see anything your way!

And like an elephant, I never forget.

Now you get out of here.

- Get out of my office.

- Why...

Come on, outside.

I showed him... he...

Oh... oh!

- Mr. Smith.

- Yes?

Well! What, again?

- Yes.

- Elmer.

Elmer!

Yes, Mr. Smith.

Don't tell me.

This is getting monotonous.

Hey, we're forgetting Beverly. Turn on the

radio, Andy, maybe she's on this morning.

That Lewis guy couldn't contaminate

the air two days in a row, could he?

This is Vernon Lewis presenting

for your pleasure Symphony at Dawn.

Why don't somebody get some chloroform

and dip some drops on that drip's mike?

We will start this morning's program

off with Tosti's Good-bye.

And you'll end up with the

same tune, brother!

Beverly couldn't have overslept

two days in a row, could she?

No, she's too ambitious. I tell you,

there's something rotten in Denmark.

Well, maybe there is. But first

we've got to find out about Beverly.

We'll take care of Denmark later.

Are you kidding?

If you ask me, it's a pleasure

not to have to listen to her.

Nobody's asking you.

Andy's got a pass. I think it's up to him

to find out what's wrong.

You've got a pass too,

why don't you find out?

You gave her the idea of calling

her program Reveille, didn't you?

- Well, I don't see what...

- Hey, look!

Since the two of you both know her,

I appoint you as a committee of one

to represent us.

All those in favor say Aye!

Good.

- There you are, sir.

- Thanks a lot, Mr. Lang.

Now just forget all about Lewis.

Well, good day, sir.

Oh, Mr. Lang, there's one thing

we haven't settled.

We haven't decided on the

number of times...

...you want Lang's Chocolate mentioned

on the broadcast.

I don't care if you never mention it.

All I want to do is make

a lot of pals happy.

And a certain young lady.

I can't tell you how much I miss

you boys at camp.

And I'm selfish enough to hope that...

you might be missing me.

Here's a record that I'd be playing for you

if I were still greeting you at Reveille.

He's one of my favorite singers.

Frank Sinatra.

Singing one of my favorite songs.

Night and day.

# Night and day #

# You are the one #

# Only you beneath the moon #

# And under the sun #

# Whether near to me or far #

# It's no matter, darling, where you are #

# I think of you #

# Day and night #

# Night and day #

# Why is it so #

# That this longing for you #

# Follows wherever I go? #

# In the roarin' traffic's boom #

# Or in the silence of my lonely room #

# I think of you #

# Day and night #

# Night and day #

# Under the hide of me #

# There's an oh such a hungry yearning #

# Burning inside of me #

# And its torment won't be through #

# 'Til you let me spend my life #

# Making love to you day and night #

# Night and day #

# Night and day #

# Under the hide of me #

# There's an oh such a hungry yearning #

# Burning way down inside of me #

# And its torment won't ever be through #

# 'Til you let me spend life #

# Making love to you #

# Day and night #

# Night and day #

That was like a breath of old times.

It's nice getting back with you fellows.

And I miss those letters.

There's a place down the road

for people who talk to themselves.

Besides, there's a gentleman

waiting to see you.

Oh, yes, Mr. Kennedy, is there

something I can do for you?

- Um, yes, I'd like some records.

- Oh, perhaps a concerto?

Oh, no, I want something hot,

one that'll give you the hives.

- Oh, you mean jives.

- Jives, yes! Jives...

- Are you feeling all right?

- I never felt better in all my life.

But you used to prefer the classics.

Oh, no, no, I want something

that'll put you in the groove,

rather solid, through the gate.

Classics are off the cob, in shallow water,

they're icky... Icky?

- Yes, icky.

- Sure.

Everybody knows the majority of people

prefer Freddie Slack to Beethoven and, um...

Bob Crosby to Mendelssohn.

Mendelssohn, yeah!

Mendelssohn...

If you're through being funny, Mr. Kennedy,

I'll go back to my work.

No, wait, Beverly, I have great

news for you.

You're going back on the air

again Monday morning.

Back on the air?

With a raise, a sponsor and

twenty-six weeks guaranteed.

- Am I hearing things?

- Good things for you.

But what is Mr. Lewis going to do?

Mr. Lewis knows what he can do.

And that goes for his woodwinds too.

Come on now, get your hat, let's go.

- Oh... Mr. Smith!

- Yes?

I've got my job back at the studio,

Mr. Smith, and this time it's for keeps.

I've got a contract.

Oh, Mr. Smith, I know you'll

understand, and...

...I'll give your shop a plug

on the air, Mr. Smith.

Oh, gee, thanks for everything and...

You've certainly been swell to me,

Mr. Smith and... I'll never forget you.

Well, goodbye, Mr. Smith and, oh...

Mr. Kennedy, this is Mr. Smith.

- Hi, Mr. Smith... Kennedy...

- Oh, charge them, Mr. Smith.

Charge them, Mr. Smith, charge...

Elmer.

- Hello, Andy.

- Hello.

Come on in.

Gee, I'm glad you came.

- You're just in time for dinner.

- Swell.

- Say, Beverly...

- Where's Barry, isn't he with you?

- No, why?

- I want to thank him for what he did.

- What he did? Say, look, Beverly...

- Haven't you heard?

He sponsored my show.

I'm guaranteed at least twenty-six weeks.

- Isn't it marvelous?

- Yeah, yeah, that's fine...

Look, Beverly, there's something

I've got to tell you.

What is it?

Well, before Andy...

Barry and I met you, um...

We made sort of a bet.

Oh, about my being funny-looking.

You told me about that.

No, no, it wasn't that, it was about, um...

people having money.

I don't understand.

Well, in simple words, Beverly,

I am not...

Oh, excuse me.

- Barry, I'm so glad you came!

- Hello, Beverly.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Oh, Barry, how can I ever

thank you for what you did?

You've just made me the happiest

girl in the world.

Well, you're making me feel

pretty good too.

- But what's it all about?

- Oh, isn't he sweet?

He spends thousands of dollars

and makes believe it's nothing.

Yeah, he's too modest.

Thousands of dollars?

Oh, look.

During the course of the day

I make out so many checks...

Which one are you talking about?

- Oh, Barry...

- Hello, boys.

Mr. Lang, we don't know how to thank you

for what you've done for our Beverly.

Thanks, Mr. Lang.

- Great guy, huh?

- Whatever it was, it was nothing.

Nothing? To spend all that money

to sponsor Beverly's program?

I only hope she lives up to your

expectations, and I know she'll try.

Hiya, fellas!

For me? Gee, thanks!

This is my other daughter Evelyn

that I told you about.

- Hi.

- She's a riveter in an aircraft plant.

- She is a little jumpy, isn't she?

- Yeah, I do shake a little, don't I?

I'm sorry. Hi!

Oh... excuse me!

Well, so long, folks, gotta

keep them flying.

- Bye.

- Goodbye.

Maybe that's an alert.

Hello?

Oh, yes, dear.

It's Eddie.

What's that?

Oh all right, dear.

Goodbye.

Eddie says for us to go ahead

with dinner, he'll be home later.

So I guess we'd better get started.

Might as well.

Come on, son.

- Oh, my goodness.

- What's the matter?

It's almost midnight.

Oh, that's all right. I don't have to be

back to camp before tomorrow night.

But I have to be at the station

early tomorrow morning.

Sunday?

Well, I have to straighten out my records

and rehearse my program and...

Well, after all, you want me to be good

on Monday morning, don't you?

My first day for Lang's chocolates.

Well, I hate to do it, but...

if I must, I must.

- Oh, Barry!

- Barry?

Uh... Barry's ready to leave, Andy!

Good night, Beverly. And good luck

Monday, we'll all be rooting for you.

- Thank you, Andy.

- Goodbye!

- Good night, boys.

- Good night, good night.

Oh, here comes Eddie.

- Hello, guys.

- Hello, Eddie.

- What does the other guy look like, Pop?

- There he is.

- Well, good night.

- So long, Eddie.

Good night, boys, good night.

How are you, beautiful?

Say, Pop, you'd be in a fine fix

if there was an alert now.

Oh, I never thought of that.

Get me out of this.

- I'll run up and get your room ready, dear.

- Thanks, Mom.

Say, Barry's got you tied up better than

one of his boxes of chocolates.

Barry? You mean Andy, don't you,

the fellow with the moustache?

- Well, you pointed at Barry.

- I always thought his name was Andy.

No, the guy with the moustache,

the one that bandaged you...

...was Barry Lang, the chocolate king.

The other guy is Andy Adams,

his ex-chauffeur.

- Are you sure?

- Hm?

Are you sure?

Why, sure I'm sure.

Oh, I see.

She's on!

Good morning, boys, this is Beverly.

Yes, I'm back, and I'll be here

at the same time every morning...

...as long as you and Lang's

Chocolates want me.

Hey, you guys sure did a swell job

getting Beverly back on the air.

Nothing to it, nothing to it.

Well, you know, enough talk...

Good morning, Maggie.

I'll never be able to broadcast,

I'm all out of breath.

Seems you're out of luck too.

Why, you...

Come on, let me in!

Just a minute, boys, my records

are a little mixed up.

Cow-Cow...

Have you got a passkey, Maggie?

No, but I got a letter came

early this morning for you.

- Special delivery.

- Oh... my fans writing in again.

Greetings!

Is something wrong, Mr. Lewis?

I'm drafted.

God bless America.

We'll open our program with a number

that stopped Ferdinand the Bull...

...from smelling flowers and sent him

chugging on down to the bullring.

In fact, the entire country is cow-cowing

to Freddie Slack and his Cow Cow Boogie.

The vocal is by Ella Mae Morse.

# Out on the plains #

# Down near Santa Fe #

# I met a cowboy #

# Riding the range one day #

# And as he jogged along #

# I heard him singing #

# A most peculiar cowboy song #

# It was a ditty he learned in the city #

# Ah, comma ti, ii, yi, aay #

# Comma ti, yipply, yi, aay #

# Get along, get hip little doggies #

# Get along #

# Better be on your way #

# Get along #

# Get hip, little doggies #

# And he trucked 'em on down #

# The old fairway #

# Singing his cow cow boogie #

# In the strangest way #

# Comma ti, ii, yi, aay #

# Comma ti, yipply, yi, aay #

# Singing his cowboy songs #

# He's just too much #

# He's got a knocked out western accent #

# With a Harlem touch #

# He was raised on loco weed #

# He's what you call #

# A swing half-breed #

# Singing his cow, cow boogie #

# In the strangest way #

# Comma ti, ii, yi, aay #

# Comma ti, yipply, yi, aay #

# Get along little doggies #

# Better be on your way, your way #

# Get along, little doggies #

# And he trucked 'em on down #

# The old fairway #

# Singing his cow, cow boogie #

# In the strangest way #

# Comma ti, ii, yi, aay #

# Comma ti, yipply, yi, aay #

# Yip yip, singing his cowboy songs #

# Yip yip as he was juggling along #

# Yip yip, he sings with a Harlem touch #

# Yip yip, that cat is just too much #

# Singing his cow, cow boogie #

# In the strangest way #

# Comma ti, ii, ii, ii, ii, aay #

And now, before proceeding

with the next number,

I have some very good news

for all you boys in camp.

In response to your many letters,

I've received commission to visit

various camps in person...

...for our broadcast and do some shows.

- Hey, that's swell, huh?

- Hey, maybe we can get a date.

Beverly... in... poison.

2 day at...

- 4:30.

- What's that?

Beverly in poison?

Beverly in person. Say, what's the matter,

can't you guys read right?

Hey, today at 4:30.

I'll bet you she's coming here

to see me.

It wouldn't enter that thick skull of yours

that she might be coming to see me.

Now wait a minute, I'm still

head man there.

I can just see her now asking me

up on that platform.

- As the guest of honor.

- Yeah, well if you get on that platform...

- Hey, wait a minute.

- What's the matter?

- She can't see either one of us.

- Why not?

- Because you lied to her.

- I lied to her?

- About our names.

- Now wait a minute,

you're the one that suggested

we change our names.

Nevertheless if she calls you Barry

and me Andy in front of this gang,

she's going to find out that you're me.

I mean, that I'm not you.

Well, anyway, what's she

going to think?

- Well, that's not good, is it?

- Hey, fellas.

- How do you spell "admission"?

- A-D-M-I-S-S-I-O-N.

Thank you.

Hey, Eddie, I wonder what happened

to Barry and Andy.

I don't know.

- Hi, fellas!

- Hi, Beverly!

This is Beverly, a little late for reveille,

coming to you from KFEL

and broadcasting from camp.

I want to thank Colonel Humphrey

for sanctioning this broadcast.

Take a bow, Colonel.

And now I want to present to you...

...two boys who are responsible

for me being back on the air.

It gives me great pleasure to present...

Privates Barry Lang and Andy Adams.

Take a bow, fellas.

Oh, boys, I'm sorry, and friends

of my radio audience, but...

I will be unable to present my

two friends at this time.

I've just received the

following note, quote:

Dear Beverly, sorry we could not

attend your broadcast...

...as Barry and myself have just

contracted a severe case of mumps.

But we will be listening.

Signed, Andy Adams. Unquote.

Boys, I'm so sorry to hear

of your sudden attack.

And may I wish you a speedy recovery.

But as soon as my broadcast is over,

I'm certainly going to pay you a visit.

Mumps or no mumps.

How do you like that?

That was something.

That was a very brilliant

idea of yours...

...sending her that note telling her

we had the mumps.

I had to make up some sort of an excuse

for us not being there tonight.

What's the matter,

couldn't you spell pneumonia?

And now to start the show off right,

you've heard them on records

and you're to meet them in person.

Four men and a guitar,

The Mills Brothers.

- Hiya, fellows.

- How are you, Miss Beverly?

- Hiya, fellows, hiya, gang.

- Hi, Mills Brothers!

# Now, if you meet a suntanned lady #

# Full of life and hidey hadey #

# Big brown eyes, a little bit shady #

# That's Sweet Lucy Brown #

# Boys in town are dyin' to meet her #

# Millionaires line up to greet her #

# There ain't no gal in Georgia #

# Sweeter than Sweet Lucy Brown #

# When she talks she sure sounds funny #

# Yowzer, mister #

# When she kisses it tastes like honey #

#I don't mean maybe, she's a pretty baby #

# Listen fellows I'm confessin' #

# Take a tip and stop your guessin' #

# If it's love then take a lesson #

# From Sweet Lucy Brown #

# Oh, Lucy #

# Oh, Lucy Brown #

# Oh, Lucy #

# Oh, Lucy #

# Oh, Lucy Brown #

# Oh, Lucy #

# Oh, Lucy #

# Oh, Lucy Brown #

# Oh, Lucy #

# Ain't no gal in Georgia that's sweeter #

# Than Sweet Lucy Brown #

You boys should have reported

on Sick Call this morning.

Much pain?

Get away, doc...

You boys will have to keep warm.

Very warm!

In fact, the colonel's gonna make it

good and hot for you!

Come on!

This was your idea, writing this

letter about the mumps.

And now, while they're setting up backstage,

and to avoid a load to our radio listeners,

I have a big surprise for you.

The two boys who weren't able

to appear earlier in the program are here.

They rose from their sickbeds

just to make this appearence...

...and are probably facing a relapse

in order not to disappoint us.

So here they are in person,

mumps and all,

Private Barry Lang and Andy Adams.

If what you say is true about them

changing their names, I bet you...

Shh! Watch the fun.

First I want you to meet

the sponsor of my program.

Barry Lang. Let's give him

a great big hand.

- Well, what's the matter?

- That's not Barry.

- That isn't Barry Lang?

- No.

- Then who is he?

- That's Andy Adams.

- Well, then who is this?

- Barry Lang!

Boy, is she fixing them.

Well, you people listening in are probably

wondering what this is all about.

Frankly, I'm wondering too.

Perhaps one of you can explain.

Well, what's so funny?

You!

That's the juiciest case of mumps

I ever saw in my life.

Ladies and gentlemen, for reasons

beyond our control,

we will be unable to continue

with this interview.

And now those imitators

who cannot be imitated.

Those boys of a thousand voices...

...who flew all the way from New York

just to be here with you boys.

The Radio Rogues.

Come on out, boys.

- Hiya, fellas!

- Hiya, fellas!

Hiya, there!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is John Nesbitt

speaking for radio's Passing Parade...

and bringing to you now the Irish

minstrel boy Martin Downey.

# Wabash moon keep shining on #

# The one who waits for me #

Ah, you see, he's suffering, hmm.

Say, did you ever come home...

and wish that you had a fresh cigarette...

...wrapped in cellophane, did you, hm?

Well, why don't you go out

and buy some?

# Tell her how I'm pining #

# Keep on shining #

# Wabash moon #

Dear, dear, good evening

ladies and gentlemen.

This is the old mouse trap, bad birdie

and all the lads, so help me.

Priorities, ladies and gentlemen,

priorities.

The good maestro coming to you

for good old miracle beer.

Yeah? Now listen, slug,

there's only one guy around here

that brings beer, you understand?

And that's me.

The minute somebody gets shot

around here you guys get tough...

...and start knifing each other.

Now go on, scram, will you?

And now, fellows, here comes

that lovable character,

your old friend Uncle Ezra.

Come on in, Uncle Ezra!

I got it, young fella.

Hello, everybody.

This is the powerful little

firefighter in coal's county.

And now, before you give me

a two-time tooting on me,

I've brought with me a couple of pals

of mine from Pine Reeds, Lum and Abner.

Come on in, Lum.

Well, thank you, Uncle Ezra.

Howdy, everybody, this is Lum that's doing

the talking to y'all.

And I'm right mighty proud

to be down here tonight.

Well, good for you, Lum,

good for you.

Time, 7:15, brought to you in person,

Amos and Andy.

Giddyup.

Hello, this is the taxicab driver called

Amos Jones speaking.

And who is that on the

telephone, Amos?

Well, um, lad, where is you going,

where is you going, son?

Mother of kingfish,

I done going down to

the drugstore...

...to get 10c worth of achromatic

spirits of pneumonia.

Ah, you's doubled the guzzard.

Agua, agua, agua...

Quite so cupcakes, cornflakes, um...

Now, everybody, I'd like you

to meet a man you all love.

You all know him, Clark Gable.

Come in, Private Clark.

Yeah, give it 'em, baby.

Yeah, come on in, Scarlet.

There's no reason why you

shouldn't have a nightcap...

...just because I'm ill-bred enough

to be at home.

Sit down.

Now, don't give yourself any airs.

I know you drink and I know

how much you drink.

Do you think I care if you

like your liquor?

And by the way, honey,

How does it feel, my pet, to have the woman

you hate cloak your sins for you?

Good night, Scarlet.

And now, ladies and gentlemen...

Halle, Hallelujah...

The originator of the original quiz shows,

the one and only Professor Whiz.

- Is that correct, Professor?

- Absolutely correct, absolutely correct.

And now my first contestant.

Over here, young man. Why...

- Why, who are you?

- Wouldn't you like to know.

- Well, I certainly would like to know.

- Let's not get nosy, bub.

Oh, Red Skelton, eh?

Not Red Skelton? Then who are you?

I'm a bad boy.

Oh, Lou Costello.

Now, Lou...

You know what a football is.

You know what a basketball is,

and you know what a baseball is.

Now...

What is a golfball?

What is a what, Professor Whiz?

What is a golfball?

Well, Professor Whiz,

a golfball is something a man chases when

he gets too old to chase anything else.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

this is Don Wilson speaking from

Los Angeles, California,

and taking you now direct to New York City

in Madison Square Garden.

And the winner...

and still greatest heavyweight...

# When the moon comes over #

# The mountain #

Hello, everybody.

And now, folks, on my next program,

I'm going to sing a song dedicated

to Emperor Hirohito.

I'll be glad when you're dead,

you rascal you.

Taps when sounded means that

it's time to go to sleep.

We now present a new form of taps.

One I'm sure will keep you awake.

# Thumbs up for victory #

# Soldiers and soldiers fight side to side #

# Forever together #

# And never say nigh #

# Marching along to the beaches of France #

# For the sake of a swell of a swell of the land #

# All for the love of the USA #

# Thumbs up and V for victory #

# On land or sea for victory #

# Ten million Yanks #

# From Schenectady to Kalamazoo #

# To Kokomo are ready to go #

# Let's keep old glory in the sky #

# Our Yankee rainbow riding high #

# Roll up your sleeves and help the gal #

# Who carries a torch to hold his heart #

# Whatever befalls #

# America calls #

# Thumbs up and V for victory #

On the land!

On the sea!

In the air!

Everywhere!

# Thumbs up and V for victory #

# America calls #

# America calls #

# Whatever befalls #

What happened, Mr. Kennedy?

They've been ordered out, honey, but we must

continue on as though nothing has happened.

I hope Beverly knew we were moving

and not just walking out on her.

Now I hate them Japs worse than ever.

I wonder if she's still on the air.

This is Beverly continuing

our broadcast from camp.

Hm, that girl's solid.

Trust her to not to let anyone on the

outside know we're pushing off.

Before I present the next number, I have

a personal message for Barry and Andy...

...if you're still listening.

Please don't think I'm angry about

the little joke you played,

because I've known for a long time

which is which.

And Andy, you didn't have to pretend.

Because all the money in the world

couldn't have made you any sweeter.

And Barry, I think the same of you

as I do of Andy.

Just remember that... wherever you go,

I'll be thinking of you.

All right, you men, fall in outside.

Come on, make it snappy.

Let's go, fellows, come on.

Because I love you both.

And both have a raincheck on love.

# On land or sea for victory #

This is Beverly saying goodbye.

# Ten million Yanks #

# From Schenectady to Kalamazoo #

# To Kokomo are ready to go #

# Let's keep old glory in the sky #

# Our Yankee rainbow riding high #

# Roll up your sleeves and help the gal #

# Who carries a torch to hold his heart #

# Whatever befalls #

# America calls #

# America calls #