Pure Danger (1996) - full transcript

All I know is the
man works in mysterious ways.

A flat tire saved my
daddy's life once.

What?

No lie.

The mother got
a flat tire, missed

the plane trying to leave 'Nam.

So?

So the jet never made it.

One-way ticket to the
bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

That's up.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.



So we may be a little
late delivering the goods,

but in all actuality, this
flat tire could save our lives.

Look, the only
thing gonna save

our lives right
now is you getting

your to a phone.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

OK, I'll be right back.

You want something
from the liquor store?

Just
get to the phone!

Strawberry soda.

Test came up clean.

You got a raise this week, too.

Yeah.

Good!



So give me the good news.

I'm done, right?

I mean, don't leave me hanging.

The suspense is killing me.

Well...

Well?

It says here you were
late again, Johnie.

A couple of minutes!

I mean, I had car trouble.

Hey, look!

You got me stuck way out here
in the middle of nowhere,

eventually a guy's going to have
a little car trouble sometimes.

By my count, that's
the third time this year.

In a year!

I'm sorry, Johnie, but
until you can demonstrate

adequate responsibility as
an active member of society,

I'm going to extend your
parole another six months.

Six months?

You can't do that!

I want to talk to your
unit supervisor now!

Oh, you didn't hear?

He quit.

I'm the unit supervisor now.

That's really great.

Don't do this to me, OK?

Please don't do this to me.

I'm dying out in that cafe.

No one ever goes there.

I didn't do this
to you, Johnie.

You did it to yourself.

But I didn't
do anything, I told you that!

I was set up.

All I want to do
is go back to Reno

and start my life
all over again.

What can I say, Johnie?

Rules are rules.

Some rules are
meant to be broken.

Johnie!

Don't do anything you'll regret.

You sure you hid
that shotgun, right?

Shut up, man.

I ain't got all day.

Who is it?

It's Freethrow.

Yo, come on in.

OK, come on.

That's two to you.

I raise you three.

You raise three?

Three.
- I'm out.

Here, here, go ahead.

, go.

Happy?

What do you got?

What do you bet?
You bet more?

Yeah, I'm betting more!

Well, bet more!

No, but I got
four more on you!

I call..

I call.

I'm out.

What do you got, man?

Oh, hold up a second, huh?

What?

Uh, Freethrow's
here to see you.

- Freethrow's here?
- Yeah.

Hey,
well, tell Freethrow

to wait a minute for me now.

I call.

- Uh, it'll be a sec.
- What do you got?

Yeah, cool.

Go get me a soda.

I call.

What do you got?

Yeah, you call, Mike.

Big Mike.

Read 'em and weep, baby!

You're going up the river.

I've got a full boat, my friend!

Wait a minute, man.

I'm in this game.

I got a royal flush.

Push the bottle over here.

You don't have to
get mad about it, baby.

Yeah, all right.

What can I do
for you, Freethrow?

The diamonds.

Do you mean those diamonds
you were supposed to have

here last night to sell me?

Those diamonds, that
what you talking about?

Hey, Miccelli, how long
does it take to get to LA?

Four or five hours?

That's about right.

That's about right, huh?

Yes, sir, man,
traffic must have been

one kicking, screaming,
two-timing mother!!

That's right!

Get your black
six hours late,

come see your white
,, do business.

Let's go do this business.

Why didn't nobody tell me
we was going to do this, huh?

Nobody tells me nothing.

I'm out of the loop, man!

I can see that.

Nice!

What's this?

That $700,000, minus
$699,999 in late fees.

What's this, a joke?
You kidding me?

What's the problem?

So you gonna start
a war with Apollo?

Huh?

Rethink this.

Go have a sandwich,
go take a shower.

Rework it in your head.

I don't wait for anybody.

If you don't give me that
money, we got a problem!

Hey, man, we got a
problem now!

Get that out of my face!

Get down!

I need your car!

Get out of the car!

don't shoot me!

Just take the car!

Just give me my!

Come on!

Come on, you're
moving like snails!

Come on!
Let's go!

Go, go, go!

Watch your back!

Watch your back!

Easy!

Hey, wake up!
Wake up!

What is it, nap time?

Forget your No-Doze?

What are you doing with your
freaking head out the window?

What are you, a dog?
Find him!

Find him now!

Watch your left!

What are you doing?

get in here!

punch your horn out!

Son of a--

Wake up, fat head!

We're going 2,000 miles an hour
here and this guy's in a coma!

Oh!

I don't see him, boss.

I don't know where he went.

Lost!

I'm the
one and only ugh!

Break you down-own-own!

Save me now!

Please, Johnie, stop singing!

What's the matter, baby,
you don't like my song?

No, the song I like.

The singer's
questionable at best.

Ha!

Baby, this here's a
rock-and-roll omelet.

Mashed potatoes and mushrooms,
little tiny bit of cilantro,

little tiny bit of chili pepper.

That's nice, but we haven't
had a customer for hours.

Yeah, tell me about it.

If I don't cook
around this joint,

I get a little rusty, huh?

We got a customer!

Probably that perverted
sheriff again feeling lonely.

Hope not.

You got a phone, sugar?

Thanks.

Johnie!

I'm at the spot.

Where the is Felix?

He's on his way.

What went down?

Man, they
us on the deal.

What?

You get my money?

Nah.

I got the stones.

Well,
you just hang.

Felix is on his way.

Yeah, I hope he
gets here quick!

Johnie!

Could I get a cup of java?

Excuse me?

Some coffee.

Coffee, java.

Thanks.

Could you sit down for a second?

What's your name?

Becky.

Becky.

That's a beautiful name, Becky.

So you work here alone?

About a year.

You got family around here?

Got a brother.

I got a kid named Hank.

He's 10 years old, you know.

His mom died last year.

I've been raising him.

I'm sorry.

We were perfect together.

She thought I was a
construction foreman.

I lied to her for 15 years.

When she died, she
still thought I

was in construction while my
kid lives with his mom's sister.

He thinks I'm in construction.

They all think I'm
construction.

So you aren't in construction?

What I'm trying to tell
you, Becky, what I'm trying

to confess is love means trust.

If you don't got trust,
you don't got love, right?

I thought I had love.

I didn't.

My wife had love
because she had trust.

My kid and sister-in-law,
they all got love.

Right now, in this
moment, I got love.

I don't follow you.

I love you.

I love you because I trust you.

I trust that when a man named
Felix walks in that door,

you're going to give
him this satchel.

OK.

Where are you going?

I'm leaving, you know, but
it's important anybody else

comes through that door,
you don't-- you don't tell

about me, or the satchel.

All right?

Mister?

Hey, mister?

Oh, God, Johnie!

Johnie, help me!

Johnie, it's not the sheriff.

Huh?

It's not the sheriff!

Well, good, maybe that son
of a bitch will pay then.

Johnie, it's some
guy who looks like--

he looks like a dead guy!

I can't believe I'm
trying to cook here and--

I'm serious!

Come with me, please,
come on and help me!

Damn!

I thought you was kidding!

No!

Wonder what's in the bag.

I don't know.

He told me to give it
to some guy named Fred.

It's kind of heavy.

Try that road there!

Becky, we're in
a world of hurt!

What are you talking about?

These are hot diamonds!

They're stolen?

I mean, this guy's probably
a gangster or something!

And who knows who he
called on the phone?

They're probably on
their way here right now!

Who shot this guy?

I mean, the cops are
gonna think that I did it!

- Why would they think that?
- I've got a record!

Oh, God, Johnie,
you're scaring me!

Watch the turn!

Geez!

You're driving like Starsky
and Hutch or something!

We got a customer!

What's wrong?

I'm like a clown in the circus.

I think that bandage
is too tight,

it's impairing your vision!

All right?

OK, there's-- there's his
car, so we know he's here.

All right?

Let's just be cool, OK?

Just cool.

What, am I keeping you up?

We've got to get
rid of the body!

Come on!
- I ain't touching no dead body!

Behind the bar!

Behind the bar!

Uh!

Hurry!

Mike, you cool?
Are you cool?

You cool?

All right, I'm cool.

Let's go, let's do it, huh?

How you doing?

Yeah, three coffees
and some apple pie.

It's peach.

What?

We have peach pie.

We don't have apple pie.

Uh, I'm going to
get that coffee ready.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Let me ask you something.

Do I look like the
kind of guy who

cares what kind of freaking
fruit is in the pie?

Yeah!

Listen, you see some
guy around here?

Tall guy, dark clothes.

Black.

Black?

Wha-wha-what?

What, do I have a
speech impediment?

Yeah, black!

You know what that is,
don't you, sweetheart?

You see him?

Nope.

You're our only
customers all afternoon.

Is that so?

Is that so?

I think you're lying!

Why do you think that?

What, are you stupid?

You think I'm stupid?

You're saying I'm stupid,
is that what you're saying?

His car's out there!

Don't say I'm stupid
because I'll get angry,

I'll get violent!
OK?

Look at them.
You want me to get violent?

I don't want to hurt you.

I'll hurt you!

Ah, come to think
of it, a guy did

drop by here to use the phone
real quick, but he split.

Shut up!

But he split.

Shut, shut, shut, shut!

He's here, I can smell him!

Now, you're not telling me
everything I want to know,

are you?

Hmm?

Now I have to repeat myself.

And I hate, hate repetition!

I said, is that tall guy here?

Good afternoon, sweetheart.

My name's Felix.

Hi, Felix.

A friend of mine asked
me to meet him here.

Oh yeah?

What friend is that?

Hey, I'm talking
to you, Magilla!

I believe you
made a racial slur.

Yeah, that's right.

This friend wouldn't be that
punk, Freethrow, now would it?

I don't believe
we've been acquainted.

Oh, well, let me
introduce myself!

Hey, hey, it's only my card!

Run!

- The diamonds!
- They got the diamonds!

The diamonds!

Nice to meet you.

That was fun.

Let's do a little espresso
next time, all right?

$600 suit!

What are you looking
at, turd brain?

Get the car, meet
me in the back!

Ah, Jesus!

Come on!

Come on!

Get over here, come on!

Ah!
Oh my God!

Oh my God!
Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Excuse me, Becky, I'm trying
to concentrate here, OK?

It's not the right
thing to do, Johnie!

What do you mean, it's
not the right thing to do?

They're gonna kill us
no matter what we do!

You don't know that!

Hello!

That guy that died back there
in the cafe all by himself?

I don't think we
asked him to do that.

OK, get me them diamonds.

I gotta get them diamonds!

Speed up, speed up!

I see 'em, Johnie!

We gotta lose 'em.
Hold on!

Huh?

There!

Here we go.

I can't work with
you guys anymore.

Look at you!

Come on!

You've done this
before, haven't you?

Once or twice.

Come on, now!

Come on, sit up straight!

Sorry, boss, I'm trying.

Gah!

Just hold on a second.

We've gotta go to the
police, don't you think?

No, I don't think.

What, do you want to be flipping
burgers the rest of your life?

I didn't think so!

This is our chance
for freedom, baby!

We could go anywhere.

We could go to Los Angeles!

I got a friend there.

Maybe he could help
us move the ice.

Ice?

The rocks!

The goods!

The diamonds!

Oh, oh God!
Oh no.

Oh, this sounds like
we're in big, big trouble!

Big trouble!

Hey, this ain't
Bullocks, right, ya yuppie!

Come on, he's
jinxing me, you know that?

Shut up!

I'm going to win, baby!

Yeah, get outta here!

Go to a park and swing on a
swing or something, right?

She should be wearing
a little girly--

Mr. Farmentero, how youse doing?

Know who this is?

Not so lucky
today, are we, Dice?

I'm hanging in there.

I wanna show you something.

Pay particular
attention to this.

Pay particular attention right
here in the debit column.

What's it say?

We gotta do this right now?
Can we do this later?

What's it say?

250,000.

485.

Say it!

485.

Now what are you
going to do about it?

Yeah, all right,
all right, yeah.

You're right, I mean, I owe
you a load of money.

I know that!

But it's right around the
corner, you know what I mean?

I owe you a pile of money, but
all I need is a couple of days,

you know what I mean?

Two days, it's coming around!

You know what I'm doing?

I'm in the process of
liquidating the whole club.

The whole club is liquidating
into a successful operation.

I got a lot of beautiful
women, you know, you know,

and you can have it, all of it!

Do whatever you want with it!

I checked out
your bank account.

You got no
collateral, no assets.

Nobody's stupid enough
to give you any money.

You in a hell of a
lot of trouble, pal.

But I'm a generous man.

48 hours, you have the
money, all of it in my office

and in my possession, or else
I'll cut down on my overhead.

Finger by finger, capisce?

That's good.

That's real good.

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

What are you staring at, huh?

It's called right?

This is real, so why
don't you deal a real card

for the time in your life?

Nobody
talks to me that way!

We got men on every
exit out of town.

Come on, Ray, he's already
on his way back to that Apollo.

Now look, get everybody on it.

You call our boys
out there in LA

and you tell them,
ice this

before he gets back here
or we've got a war.

I said nobody talks
to me that way!

Nobody!

The best round
so far, round four is look--

You're doing great, boss!

Great!

OK, here's the deal.

It's really not
that bad in here.

I mean, it's just
a little eccentric,

but it's tastefully done.

Johnie, you told
me it was a cafe.

I can't believe this!

Cafe, strip bar,
what's the difference?

Well, look, I ain't seen
the guy in five years.

I didn't know.
You think I like this?

Do you think I want to see
naked women dancing in the--

You see what I'm saying?

Classy, huh?

Hey, Slick!

Where's Dice?

Through the hall
and down the door.

Um, could you just
wait here for a second?

Yeah.

I'll just be a second.

Come on,
baby, give me some flesh!

Did I catch you at a bad time?

Don't you knock?

Barge into my office.

Get outta here!

Get outta here!

It's Johnie!

Crazy Johnie!

Hey, hey!

Some things never change.

Johnie boy!

Two years I spent in the
pen because of you!

Two years, Johnie, two years!

Yeah, all right, Maybe I did.

I sent you something, right?

You sent me a year's
subscription of the "Hustler,"

you turd.

Yeah, two of them.

Three of them.

I ought to kill you right now!

You want a cigarette?

All right, I'm sorry, all right?

You're sorry?

I didn't belong
there in the first place!

I should kill you!

What was I supposed to
do, go waltzing into jail,

like Say
hi, is Johnie there?

Excuse me, the
cops are after me.

I up, you
know, I made a mistake.

All right?

I don't know, baby,
I made a mistake.

Johnie, you OK?

Who's that?

That's Becky.

Prettier than a magazine, man!

I got something to show you.

Come on, man.

Uh-oh!

Holy!

My mother!

Where'd you get these?

That's not important.

The point is I want
to get rid of them.

Well, you've got to tell
me where you got them.

We got them from a dead
gangster Becky poisoned

with a cup of coffee.

I didn't poison him!

He got shot.

Don't go telling people
I poisoned a gangster.

Come on, Johnie!

Whoa, forget about it.

There's some things I don't
got to know, you know I mean?

But I don't understand.

I don't see you for three years,
you come waltzing in my club

like-- like-- like Venus
fully fledged from the sea?

What do you want from me?

I can't buy them.

That much I figured.

All we need from you is
to have you introduce us

to one of your rich,
low-life, scumbag friends

that are looking to
make a quick buck.

Oh, why didn't you say so?

Excuse me, Tick and Tack?

I got a little business here.

You know what?

Why don't you teach him how
to drink some milk, all right?

I got business.

Yeah, let's go get some milk.

Yeah, help him
with that, will ya?

Mr. Farmentero!

Mr. Farmentero, it's me!

What do you want, you maggot?

I got something for you.

You got my money?

No, no, no, no.

Better!

What's this?

You're not
going to believe this.

Get the off!

Get the off!

These real?

Yeah, they're real!

What am I going to do,
give you fake diamonds?

Where the
did you get these?

Craziest thing.

I'm driving up the
West Side, right?

And I'm going to shake
down this bum, you know?

He owes me money.
You know?

What am I trying to do?

Right, what am I trying to do?

Pay my debts, right?

Huh?

So anyway, I'm driving
and this gorgeous chick

is on the side of the road.

Gorgeous blonde,
UCLA chick, right?

College material.

Little knapsack, you know?

So I'm a gentleman, right?

So I pull over.

It's me, you know?

So she gets in going I'm not
an idiot, I'm speed, baby!

And I pull over.

So anyway, bing bang boom,
ba de ba da, ga doosh!

We're done!

I pull away.

I'm getting rid of her.

I drop her off.

Innocent little thing.

Next thing I know, I'm driving
away when what do I see?

Her purse.

Yeah, her purse is on my
car seat, and so I say,

I'd better be the gentleman.

You know, I do the right thing.

I bring it right back.

I pick up the purse on the way,
these little rocks fall out.

These little diamonds
are yelling at me,

you know what I mean?

You know, I look in the purse.

I'm a sneaky ,,
and there's 50

of 'em, maybe a hundred of 'em.

You know what I
mean, a lot of them.

So the way I look at it, it's
finder's keepers, you know?

You play, you pay.

You slow, you blow.

You know what I mean?

So that's it.
That's why I'm here, baby.

That's so a major story.

Get outta my way.

So what's the chick's name?

What?

She must have
gave you a name, no?

Yeah, she said her
name was Ass-shley!

So I'm thinking, you know, maybe
you could fence them for me,

you know what I mean?

You know, skim a little
off the top for me,

a little on the side.

My lease is up in October.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll see what I can do.

I'll think about it.

I'll give you a call.

I'll keep the sample.

Yeah, yeah, all right,
whatever you want.

I'll be waiting by the phone.

I'll call ya!

I'm waiting by the phone!

I said I'd call ya!

What?

Yeah, it's Farmentero.

So?

Get DePalma, tell
him I got good news.

Hang on.

This you, fatboy?

Yeah, Mr. DePalma.

I found something
you've been looking for.

You talking
about my ice?

- Yeah.
- Good.

You know what to do with it?

Yeah, I'll set it up.
Right.

The regular commission?

Yeah,.

Thank you, Mr. DePalma.

Yeah?

Yeah, it's Farmentero.

Yo.

Tell my pal I found
something it belongs to,

and I'm looking to make a deal.

All
right, set it up.

Right.

Come on, call, baby, call!

Come on!

That's him!

All right, all right, how do
you open the flipping thing?

Get it!

You don't know how
to work your phone?

It's your phone!

I ain't got no
friends, nobody calls me.

Give me that thing here.

Yeah!

No, no, this is Johnie.

Hold on one second.
It's for you.

Who'd you expect it
to be for, Elvis doing

pirouettes with Newt Gingrich?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, you got Dice.

Oh, Mr. Farmentero!

Oh, great!

Great, oh great!

No problem.

Midnight.

All right, well,
Mr. Farmentero, I

just want to tell you how
thankful I am that you-- hello?

Hello?

What happened?

He hung up on you?

Yeah, yeah, but he says
he's going to meet us

at the junkyard at midnight, and
he's going to buy the diamonds!

He's gonna buy the diamonds?

Johnie, we're gonna be rich!

Look at youse, the king
and queen of High Rose.

I love you, Johnie.

This is it, this is
fricking destiny, baby!

There once was a man
walking down the sidewalk.

He stepped on a big,
black bug and didn't

think twice about it.

That bug went to heaven, and
when he came back to Earth,

he came back a lion.

The lion, he found that man
and tore him limb from limb.

I want you to find
them, get my diamonds,

and tear them all
limb from limb.

OK.

Something I learned from
Squiggy Markowitz in the joint.

Take the lighter, right?

Tape it to the gas can.

Give me a little tape.

Then we take that wire that
we hooked to the flint,

and we get it running.

Stick it to the trunk like this.

All right.

Now when the guy opens the
trunk, it triggers the flint.

Boom!

Fourth of July!

So how's this
gonna work, boss?

Both these guys hate
each other, right?

I don't have an
opinion..

That's a good question.

Tick, you take the left.

Tock, you take the right.

I'm Tock!

Just do what I tell ya!

Right here, right
here, right here!

What's the matter, Dice?

Everything OK?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm cool.

I'm cool.
What do you think, I'm not cool?

I'm born for this!

Oh my God, they
look like thugs!

Who'd you expect?

All right, listen.

You gonna tell me
where the diamonds are?

They're in the trunk.

All right, in the trunk.

All right, good.

Good.

Stay here.

Let me out!

Don't move, don't move.

Mr. Farmentero, how you doing?

You look like a million bucks!

Stop playing with yourselves.

You bring the ice?

I'm your man.

You bring the cash?

Only if you brought the ice.

Now how would you know?

How would you know if
I didn't bring the ice?

You'd still have to bring
the cash either way!

So would you, puke face!

Yeah, but I thought of it.
I said it first.

It came out of my mouth first.

Who gives a!

You got it or not?

Yeah, I got it.

I got it.

Listen, I was wondering.

You know, maybe if you gave
it some thought as to what

my cut's going to be?

What do you think
they're saying?

I don't know, I'm scared.

And I've got a feeling you're
in a beautiful mood tonight,

and you're going to be
real sweet and generous

to little Dice, huh?

I'm in a real
mood, and you're lucky

to still be alive.

Yeah, no problem.

I mean, I could just take
this someplace else, you know?

I was just thinking of you.

Excuse me for wanting to
keep it in the family!

Huh?
- Come on, Dice!

Relax, relax, here
comes the man now.

DePalma?

What's he doing here?

There's a lot of guys coming.

Oh God, Johnie!

This the punk?

He's one of them.

The other two are in the car.

How are you doing, sir?

Shut up.

I brought him here,
now what about us?

What, you proposing
to me, Farmentero?

How about showing some
respect, huh?

You got to earn that respect.

Really?

Consider that
part of your dues.

So, it looks like you two guys
are working for me now, huh?

Mr. DePalma.

Mr. DePalma, Mr.
DePalma, Dice Malone!

You don't know me,
but I know you.

You know what I mean?
I keep my eye on you.

Top dog, eye on the sparrow.

Golden bird, baby, golden bird!

Listen, listen, that guy, I
mean, I never even liked him!

You know what I mean?
He had it coming to him!

You don't do that.

He's fried fish, dead in the
water, belly up, belly up!

Let him float!
You know what I mean?

Listen, you know the
thing about the diamonds?

Funny thing, you know?

They fell in my lap.

Fall right in.

Things like that
happen, you know?

Listen, listen!
I'll tell you what.

You want them?

I don't even know where I got
them, I don't ask nothing.

You want 'em, they're yours!
Why don't we exchange 'em?

We'll exchange--

Shut up!

Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Look, I didn't know
you were involved,

that's what I'm saying.

You know, if I knew you were
involved, I never would have--

Shut up!

Look, I didn't know
you were involved.

I swear I didn't!
You think--

- I said shut up!
- I'm cool.

No problem.

Look, there's only one
way you're going to walk

out of this alive, punk.

I'm way ahead of you!

You set me up.

Look, just do what
he says, Johnie.

All right?

You know who this man is?

I'll do whatever
you want, all right?

Just don't hurt him, OK?
I'll do whatever you want.

I'm only going
to ask you once.

Uh, yeah, they're
in the trunk.

I swear, they're in the trunk.

Keys!

Keys!

I can't open the trunk
without the keys!

Give him the keys, man!

Give him the keys, Johnie!

OK, Johnie.

Johnie B. Goode!

Come on, hand them over!

Which one?

It's the little one.

The little one.
The little-- what little one?

Here, take my gun for chrissake.

God!

Hey, do something, will you?

DePalma!

I'm doing business here,
and I'll deal with you later!

This is my town, you
can deal with me now.

Hey, hey, hey, no,
I don't take orders

from nobody, especially you.

I understand, due to
your flagrant ignorance,

you expect my reaction
to be one of anger.

You want feelings
hurt so that maybe I

become irrational to the
point that I make a mistake.

Well, you know we
can resolve this issue.

You just follow my
instructions very carefully.

Suck on this!

Tick, cover me, you moron!

I'm dead!

Got it!

Just a minute.

I'll take those.

Um, save my ass!

Oh my God!

Come on, buddy.

Get in the car!

Quick!

I had to do one good
thing before I go.

Just shut up!

Get in!

Get down, get down on the floor!

Oh my God!

Go, Johnie!

This is all your fault, Dice!

I-- I had to do something
right once, Johnie, right?

Well, what'd you jump in
front of that bullet for?

Now hold on, I'm gonna
get us out of this.

Johnie, man, you
better watch your turns!

I gotta lose 'em or we
gotta hide for a while.

Where can we go?

Five-five-five..

Huh?

Five-five-five!

Five-five-five!

Come on, this ain't
bumper cars, Johnie!

Will you shut up for a second?

I'm trying to think!

It's getting a
little warm in here!

Slow down!

What are you doing?

You wanna kill somebody?

Take it easy!

Just hold on!

I got a little
trick up my sleeve.

I'm gonna get out of here.

He's mine.

They're gonna kill us!

Why are they going to kill us!

Stay down!

Stay down!

All right, we lost 'em.

You're crazy, Johnie!

I got to get to Stella!

I gotta see my queen.

I gotta see my baby.

Oh my God!

It's
the Lion King!

King of the
lions, right, Johnie?

What happened to you?

Nothing happened!

Oh my God!

Stella, Stella!

You're bleeding!

Stella!

Get outta here!

I wanna be with my queen bee!

I'm always gonna love you!

I love you, too.

I love you, too.

Dice?

Dice?

Dice?

This is what he died for?

Are they real?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, listen, Becky and I are
in a little bit of trouble

here, OK?

We need to stash these
rocks and get the hell out

of dodge for a while.

Where you going to go?

We haven't figured
that out yet.

Well, I mean, that's not
so important right now.

The important thing is
that we find a safe hiding

place for these things.

OK, because if these
guys find this on us,

we're going to get
killed for sure.

But if they're hidden, we
can use this for a hell

of a bargaining chip.

Johnie, maybe we
should bury them.

I mean like a safety deposit
box, something like that.

I know where
you can hide them.

As much as I cared for him,
he was still a..

Now he's a million
dollar..

I can't believe this.

Honey, come on, he's dead.

All right?

I mean, you've got
to admit, they're

never going to look there!

We should go.

Listen, I'll call you later, OK?

Good work!

Becky?

Beck, wait a second!

We're wasting our time here!

You think those
diamonds are here?

They're probably laying
miles away on some island.

Drinking pina coladas!

That's where we should be right
now, some island somewhere

drinking pina coladas!

Johnie,
I'm really scared.

I don't wanna die!

How'd we ever get here?

What are we doing?

I don't know exactly
what we're doing,

but we ain't going to die!

All right?

All right.

I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you.

I think I'm falling
in love with you.

What did you say?

I said, I think
we're in trouble!

Come on!

They got by us.

They're getting away!

All right, sweetheart,
just like in life,

you've got one shot at this!

You still got those rocks?

Where they stashed?

Go to hell!

Yeah, I'm on my way.

All right, Joey.

I want you to rape
this place, make

sure that ice isn't still here.

I don't know where
home is anymore, Johnie.

Shiny We're like ghosts!

We're like dead
people walking around.

Now we're going to a morgue.

You think we're going to die?

No.

I know you got
angels watching us.

That I do know.

I just want to be
with you, Johnie.

I want to run away with you.

I want to start over,
just you and me.

Johnie, why'd you go to prison?

Why'd I go to prison?

That's one of them
things I don't

like to talk too much about.

But I'll tell you.

When I was a kid, I
used to run numbers

for this guy named Big Louie.

The small stuff, me and Dice.

Racketeering.

It kind of parlayed into
a swiping cars and dope

and just got out of hand.

You know, some stupid
things went down.

I was young, I needed the money.

At least I thought I did.

One night I get
this call from Dice.

He says, uh, says he wants
me to drop off this car.

If I don't ask any
questions, I make five grand.

So like an idiot, I do it.

I make the delivery.

I go to walk away, and I
get popped by four narcs.

They take me downtown, smack
me around a little bit,

try to scare me.

They give me a
couple of options.

Rat your friends out, walk away
from this, or do two years.

And these are guys
I grew up with.

I love these guys.

I did the time.

Stupid, right?

No.

No.

It's not stupid at all.

It's not stupid.

They called the morgue!

Don't shoot!

- Just give him a twenty.
- Here you go.

Thank you.

Keep the change, huh?

Gotta love these old ones.

Just a sec.

A little something I
learned in high school!

I wanna
ask you a question.

Do I, do I threaten you?

Huh?

Please stop!

I mean, does my
presence give you pause?

I don't know anything!

I mean, I'd be so scared of
this big wop with an attitude.

I'd do anything
to avoid the pain.

What pain?

Did you know that the
third worst place to get shot

is in the shoulder?

Well, you know that
now, don't you?

You know where the
second worst place?

That's the kneecap.

Please, no more!

Where are the diamonds?

Where are the
diamonds?

I told you!

I'm not lying!

They're in Dice's body!

You'd better not be.

Why would I lie?

Problem?

Yeah.

They stashed the ice in
the little body.

I don't care.

Now you get to the
morgue before they do,

and you tell DePalma ciao.

You know the absolute
worst place to get shot is?

I told you what you want.

What?

I'm busy!

Yes, I'm sure!

I'm busy!

I know it said
all-you-can-eat chicken, Beth.

I'm not an idiot.

But I'm telling you,
they got lobster too.

I was there last night.

Yeah.

There'll be a stampede.

Yeah!

Excuse me.

Um, we're looking for somebody.

Actually, a body.

Just fill out a form.

Hello?

Yeah.

No!

Oh, man, if I don't
get laid soon,

man, I'm going to join
a nunnery.

I'm not kidding.

Some of the guys around here
are starting to look good.

Yeah.

Excuse me, miss!

Excuse me, miss, my
brother was killed,

and the police have asked us
to come down to the morgue

to identify the body.

And you're being extremely rude!

And we're trying
to find my brother.

Can you please help us?

This is an emergency room.

If he's dead, I
think it can wait.

If it can't wait, you can go
to the morgue downstairs, OK?

And find it yourself.

That was really good!

It was?

You wouldn't believe
what just was at the desk.

Bimbo!

Johnie, I don't like this.

How do you think they feel?

Ugh!

Let's get out of here!

No, no, no, he's probably
right over here somewhere!

It's just a matter
of finding him.

last time, DePalma!

Get down!

Johnie!

Just get on, get on!

Shh!

Hurry up!

Don't move!

This place is making me sick.

Can we toast the bodies
so I can get back?

I got a few more things
to do for DePalma.

No problem.

He's right over there.

No, no, not that one, this one!

Well, looks like the
little booger's smiling!

Tell me something, lad.

What does burning
flesh smell like?

Kind of like chicken.

Oh, good Lord, no.

I had chicken for lunch!

You're too much, Mitch!

OK, the coast is clear!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Let's go.

Hi, yeah, page 85.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Remember when she
did that??

I'm looking for
two young people.

Uh, just fill out a
form and sit over there,

and someone will be with
you in a minute, OK?

No, you don't understand.

Look, I don't have
time to understand, OK?

If you need assistance,
fill out a form.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for two people.

Um, Beth, I'll
call you right back.

A man, brown hair, mustache.

A woman, blonde.

Yeah.

Good.

Where'd they go?

They went to the mor--

They went
to the morgue.

Go down there, take a right.

No, I mean a left--

A left.

And then another right, and
then go down three stairs

and and take your first left.

And there will be a sign.

Thanks.

It's nice talking to you.

You know, Mitch,
I can handle this.

You don't have to stay.

Nah, I got to
make sure it's done.

Suit yourself.

Look!

OK, You stay here.

Where are you going?

I'm going to go
take a closer look.

You know, this is like the
fifteenth one of these I've

done already.

I ain't even had lunch!

Yeah, another question.

What the hell do you
do with the ashes?

Usually we put
them all together,

we scoop an urn right
through 'em, and we give

'em to the families,
like, here you go,

here's your uncle Freddy!

But with the John Does
like your friend--

Turn it off!

Let's get out of here!

Give me the ice,
or this cute little

girl here meets her maker.

Just let her go, man.

I'm not playing with you!

I don't got it!

Oh!

Oh!

It's just a scratch.

They'll probably make it.

You may not be so lucky!

The next one is going to take
her pretty little face off.

They're in the body.

What?

The body they cremated.

Oh my God!

Where are the ashes?

They get sucked
up by these pipes

and sent down to the
waste disposal unit,

and a truck loads them
up and hauls them away.

Where's that?

Behind the administration
building in the back.

Thank you.

You'd better be telling
me the truth, because I'm

sick of this.

She's my little
insurance policy.

Johnie!

Becky!

Hello?

Killjoy!

Oh, hi, Mr. DePalma!

Where's that
morgue truck going?

It's going
to Portland Avenue.

Portland?
Portland and what?

Uh, Portland and Grand.

Portland and Grand?
OK.

Portland and Grand.

Put Mitch on the phone.

I don't think he
can talk right now.

Look out!

Come on!

Catch that truck!

Let me out of here!

Shut up!

Rocking!

How I look?

You look good, boss.

Get around
him, get around him!

Boyfriend thinks he's some
kind of superhero, huh?

That's because he is!

He's gonna be a dead hero!

I get it.

Wait, damn it!

Hang on, boss!

Get me that truck!

What is wrong with you?

We gotta
to that truck.

We gotta get to that truck now!

Portland and Grand!

Left turn!

Get this!

Take care of this
flea man.

Make him disappear!

You got it,.

Get rid of him!

Bye!

Hold my hand!

You wanna race me?

Yeah, come on!

Oh, now he wants to race.

What is this?

We're gaining on him.

I got him!

What is wrong with you?

Huh?

Huh!

Go get him,!

Come on, get this guy!

Help me!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Help!

Jesus!

Oh, yeah!

Woo!

Kill!

Don't get us hit by
this car, all right?

I'll get him!

Don't let him--

Chitty
chitty bang bang!

What's that?

Oh, no!

Hold on!

Becky!

Beck!

I got you.

Come on!

Let's get out of here!

We're gonna make it, baby.

We're going to make it!

I'm gonna get us to a doctor.

He's gonna patch us
both up real good.

You swear?

I swear.

I swear, honey.

Just hang in there.

Cross your heart
and hope to die?

Don't say that.

Don't say that, angel.

Hey!

Hey, don't go to
sleep on me, huh!

Wake up!

Becky!

Wake up!

I'm going to sing
something to you, OK?

Hey!

Jesus!

Come here!

Here!

Here, I'll put in
the tape, all right?

Hey, hey,
suckers, it's Dice!

Well, if you're
listening to this,

I'm probably on a beach
somewhere, soaking up the rays,

kicking back,
drinking margaritas.

Or something got
with the deal, and I'm dead.

Dead in the water.

The diamonds!
Remember the diamonds?

Beck?

They're under the
spare tire in the trunk.

Sweetheart, did you hear that?

You'll never guess
where I switched them.

Never!
- You hear that!

You know what,
I think I'll leave

that to your imaginations.
- Hold on!

Hold on one second!

Anyway, baby faces,
hasta la vista, Johnie!

Wherever I am.

We did it, angel!

We fooled them all, baby!

Look, look, we got the rocks!

We got 'em, baby.

Everything's going to be OK.

I just got to get
us to a doctor now.

I got to get a drink of water.

I don't think I can
make it much further.

Here's a little cafe
up here, all right?

I'll get us something.

I'm not feeling so good.

I'll call you an
ambulance, baby.

I don't think I can
make it much further.

I'll call you an ambulance.

I'm at a Cadillac
Jacks on Highway 14.

You know where that is.

Just send a car.

Just send some help out here.

You know where to find us.

Hello?

Hello, sir?

Hello?

Hello?

And I spent all
my time in a cowboy bar.

My folks gave me a
car,..

And now I spend all my
time out on the road.

But if I had the money that
I'd do

instead of this.

Can we get
some water over here?

Jack, there's a
dead guy out there

and he just asked
for a glass of water.

Dead guy!

What the hell is
this, the Last Supper?

Are you OK, mister?

Yeah.

Thank you.

What's your name?

Cindy.

Want to sit down or something?

Uh, no, I don't think so.

You ever been in love before?

I think so.

It's like paradise, ain't it?

I mean, it's the way
it makes you feel.

I never felt nothing like it.

Mister?

Hey, hey, mister!

Jack!

Jack!

He's there.

Damn!

Should we call the police?

What's in the box?

I don't know.

Oh my God!

Jack!

Close that!

What?

We gotta, uh--

This?

Yeah, let's--

Come on!

Let's go!

Hurry, hurry,!

Do you think we
should be doing this?

Oh, man, what, do
you want to be flipping

burgers the rest of your life?

Hello, who are you?

Have you been all right?

Do you miss me when I used
to call your name in vain?

Well, baby, tell me who are you?

OK, so I didn't know
his teacher fairly.

No way I could have brought
you to all those fancy parties.

I'm sorry, I tried.

Bye, bye, crazy blue eyes!

I think I
made a big mistake.

Typical me.

Somebody put me in my place.

Now I'm free to do the
things I could not do before.

Bye, bye.

Love has played a trick on me.

The man above is
throwing sticks at me,

and will I throw them back?

Yeah, and be who
I deserve to be.

I cried.

Bye, bye, crazy blue eyes!

Bye, bye, crazy blue eyes!

Come on!

It's easy when she holds
my hand and takes me,

but I don't know where
you're going, baby.

Don't go without me.

I would not go without you.

I would not.

I would not.

Bye, bye, love.

Well, do you like it
when I hold your hand?

Do you like it when
I touch you there?

Bye, bye, love.

Bye, bye.

Bye, bye, crazy blue eyes!

Bye, bye, crazy blue eyes.