Potato Potahto (2017) - full transcript

After careful deliberation,
this is my final ruling.

As per your prenuptial agreement,

you both get to keep whatever
you owned before your union.

As for the house which you contributed
equal funds and time,

I grant you your request.

Share the space equally
if you are unwilling to sell. Good luck.

[lighthearted music playing]

[vocalizations]

[vocalizations continue]

♪ Only you can make me act a fool ♪

♪ Only you can make my heart go boom ♪



♪ Only you can make me feel this way ♪

♪ You make me go crazy, I love you, baby ♪

♪ Ain't nobody in this world
Make me feel like you, girl ♪

♪ More precious than anything
Money, cars, diamond rings ♪

♪ You know all the joy you bring
Make a brother wanna sing ♪

♪ Every time you kiss me, girl
You know you make my head spin ♪

♪ Oh, you make me feel so high
Like I'm flying through the sky ♪

♪ Yes, I'm on top of the world
Only when I'm with you, girl ♪

♪ Having parties every night ♪

♪ Going crazy, having fights ♪

♪ Been there, done that, I can't go back
Now I know that ♪

♪ Only you can make me act a fool
That's why ♪

♪ Only you can make my heart go boom
That's why ♪

♪ Only you can make me feel this way ♪



♪ You make me go crazy, I love you, baby ♪

♪ Only you can make me act a fool
That's why ♪

♪ Only you can make my heart go boom
That's why ♪

♪ Only you can make me feel this way
You make me go... ♪

[Tony chuckles]
I just wanted to see you before--

You are not supposed to see the bride
before the wedding.

I just needed to steal a quick kiss.

-[Lulu giggles]
-[Tony grunts]

♪ You want my heart back in love
But I won't go ♪

-♪ And all these tears that I've cried ♪
-[phone vibrates]

-♪ Are not for show ♪
-[phone continues vibrating]

♪ Your love was my heart ♪

Hello, Mum...

[Mrs. Wilson] Lu. How did it go?

It's done. There were no surprises.

-[Mrs. Wilson] Are you OK?
-Yes.

Should I come and get you?
I can be there in thirty minutes.

I'm not leaving.
I thought I made myself clear on that.

Lu, this is insane. How can you live
in the same house with your ex-husband?

I own half of that house,

and I won't give him
the satisfaction of taking it.

I won’t let him win.

Nobody wins in a divorce.

Well, it’s where I live now. You either
come and see me, or I'll come when I can.

OK. I’ll see you later.

OK, bye.

[chuckles]

[exhales deeply]

So?

It's official. [chuckles]

[sighs] I now have focus and direction.

Meaning you are moving out?

[scoffs] My friend, I said direction,
not ejection.

I’m thinking of redecorating, actually.

Maybe some red walls, a ping pong table...

How about a housewarming party? [chuckles]

Tell me.
Why were you trying to get divorced again?

Tony, just sell her the house now.

I made the first offer to buy that house,
you know that?

She came back with a counteroffer
and had the nerve to quote a lower price.

[scoffs] I love that house.

I made that house.

It’s my dream home.

You mean yours and hers.

Yeah, so we'll both have it.

After all, what else did she give me
apart from heartaches?

So you are punishing her for...

ending a relationship
you didn’t exactly fight for.

Look, I fought for that relationship
right from the first time I kissed her,

and she said I tasted like herrings.

[laughs]

-Herrings.
-Yes.

-You taste like herrings?
-Are you crazy?

[laughs]

[mid-tempo lighthearted music playing]

♪ Hey, babe
Your love, wish I could dump in ♪

♪ I really want to tell you something ♪

♪ Sorry, I don't want to disturb you ♪

Frances, I told you. I’m not hungry.

OK, how about a drink?

Hm?

-One.
-Yeah.

♪ When you move from left to right ♪

♪ When you're moving it fast and you're
Moving it slow, you know I lose my mind ♪

Can I have another one please?

[Frances chuckles]

Apparently, I am a drunk too.

Don’t worry. I won’t tell anybody.

[scoffs]

Lulu, you do know that you're going
to see Tony more in one week

than I'll ever shave my armpits
in an entire year.

My God, how did I even get here?

You do know that sometime last week,

I could have sworn I heard him jerking off
in the middle of the night.

[shrieks] Maybe he saw you naked.
Got him all worked up.

You think he’s spying on me?

As you listen to him too, sweetie.

Pervert.

-[scoffs]
-[phone dings]

Oh. There they go.

Who was that?

My alarm says Tony is an hour away.

-Away from where?
-Home.

And you set an alarm for that?

Well, I like to get there first
before he does.

I mean, I don’t have time
for all the awkward greetings.

Oh my goodness, how I wish
I could erect a new staircase

from behind the house
all the way upstairs. Oh!

You do know
you can make this a lot simpler

and so much cheaper
if you just get the hell out of there.

And give him the satisfaction of keeping
my dream house? Hell to the no!

Lulu, this is insane, even for you.

I am doing just fine, sweetheart.

Now you, on the other hand, need to come
visit before I divorce you too.

♪ Hey da da, Hey da da ♪

♪ If I catch you from there
I'm like hey da da ♪

♪ We can groove on the floor
How we do on the sheets ♪

♪ It's nobody's business what I do
With the beat, I'm on fire ♪

♪ Scream-ation
We can dance so like we're matin' ♪

Mr. Quartey. Please come.

Henceforth, I need you to use this side
of the entrance, OK?

And make sure you park the car
more towards this side.

Exactly on this angle. Right here, OK?

-Yes, madam.
-It's...

Miss Wilson, Mr. Quartey. And take note

that a lot of things are going to change
around this house.

And don’t forget
to park the car exactly on this angle.

Yes, Miss Wilson.

[uplifting music playing]

Good afternoon, Mr. G.

Good afternoon, Mr. Quartey.

Are you going somewhere?

I am moving the car, sir.

To where?

To Miss Wilson’s side of the entrance,
sir.

Oh, of course.

What about a gate?

I am sorry, sir?

Aren’t you guys erecting another gate
on your side of the house?

I don’t think that will be necessary, sir.

Ah, you don’t know that for sure.
Things have changed around here.

[Tony sighs]

Home sweet home.

[uplifting song playing]

[door shuts]

[sentimental music playing]

♪ I only think about you
In the time I breathe ♪

♪ I close my eyes
And you're the only one I see ♪

♪ It's bad enough
I think about you every day ♪

♪ I open my lips
And your name is the first thing I say ♪

-[exhales]
-[music fades out]

[Lulu] Tony...

Tony...

What is it?

Oh.

Sorry. I was going to come and clean it.

Ten minutes
after you’ve brushed your teeth?

[Lulu] Ah, ah, ah...

I'm sick and tired of picking after you,
Tony. You are not a five-year-old.

Was that even necessary?

Don’t speak to a man like he’s an idiot.

I wouldn't if he does
what he's supposed to do.

Like putting down the toilet seat
once it's done,

like throwing away your empty
deodorant cans once you've finished,

like replacing the soap
once you used the last drop,

or like washing the lather off the walls
once you finish bathing.

Unbelievable.
I'm like living with my mother now.

You sure know how
to make a man feel small, don't you?

[playful music playing]

-[Tony] I want to kiss you.
-[Lulu laughs] No.

[groans]

Sorry, but you shouldn’t have done that.

It's just a fucking kiss.

What’s wrong with you?

You know I don’t like doing that
before brushing my teeth in the morning.

Yeah, clearly, you don't do
a lot of things, Miss Perfect.

What’s that supposed to mean?

What kind of female are you?

Most women would love to be kissed,
cuddled, made love to in the morning--

I am not most women.

Well, clearly...

You didn’t seem to have a problem
with that.

Yeah, well I do now...

I have a problem with not being
able to kiss my wife after we wake,

not being able to cuddle her
because her neck will hurt,

not being able to make love to her
right after her menses because she’s raw,

not being able to get into the shower
with her because she will itch...

Hell, I have a problem with marrying
the least of all women.

I decided to prepare you something.

Aw. You didn’t have to.

[chuckles]

Thank you.

How are you?

Managing.

[Mrs. Wilson chuckles]

Shouldn’t we drop this in the kitchen?

Let's go upstairs, Mummy. Trust me.

[energetic instrumental music playing]

♪ You thought I would always be begging ♪

♪ You thought I would always be loving ♪

♪ You thought I would always be needing ♪

♪ You thought I would always be wanting ♪

♪ You thought I would constantly ♪

♪ Be saying, baby, please be mine ♪

♪ But guess what, the table's turned ♪

♪ Yeah, you broke me
You broke me in two ♪

You are not allowed to stay downstairs?

This is my space.

And whose decision was that?

Both of us.

[laughs]

You guys managed to agree
on everything except staying married.

[whispering] Mom!

And how long is this arrangement
supposed to last?

Well, for as long as I live here.

Lu...

Mummy, please. Not you too.

I would be a bad mother
if I pretend that this is OK.

I mean, all mothers want their children
to be happy.

Married... with kids...

Maybe that’s just not for me, Mummy.

Sorry. Come here.

[Lulu chuckles]

You deserve every happiness
that life can offer.

Are we allowed to have
your birthday party here?

Now look who is trying to be mean.

[both laugh]

Oh, is this allowed?

What? Laughing?

This must be awkward even for you.

It will be fine, Mummy. Trust me.

Now laugh... Laugh...

[groans]

That’s more like it! [laughs]

Oh, I am sorry...

I didn’t... know there was anyone here.

It's just me, Tony.
You don’t have to leave.

I hope I am not in your way.

My daughter said I have to stay
on this side of the kitchen.

No, [clears throat] you are fine.

How are you?

I... I'm OK.

Come.

[chuckles]

I brought some food. Would you like some?

Uh, no.

You always said I was the better cook.

Mrs. Wilson...

I... I can’t take this.

Why not?

Because...

[sighs] Well... again...

I won’t tell if you don’t.

Go on.

Thank you.

I brought enough food for the both of you.

I guess that’s your side of the kitchen?

Uh, yes.

Mrs. Wilson.

Mm?

I think this is a bad idea.

From the man who is living
with his ex-wife?

Which level is yours?

The bottom.

[Mrs. Wilson tapping spoon on container]

How is it?

Great.

You know...

I... I always thought

-if anyone was going to...
-[refrigerator dings]

make a good wife out of my daughter,

it would be you.

[refrigerator dings]

I am sorry.

So am I, Tony.

So am I.

Good night.

Good night.

[lighthearted music playing]

[coughs]

Oh my...

[Tony continues coughing]

Drink it before I spank you!

[coughs]

[Tony clears throat]

[laughs]

[door clatters]

Good morning.

Morning.

I...

I thought to let you know
that I am hiring help

to come do some cleaning.

I don’t need one, thank you.

Actually, it's not for the both of us,

just me.

I just wanted you to know
in case you run into her.

Her?

Yes, it’s a girl.

[lighthearted music playing]

OK.

[lighthearted music continues]

[sighs]

Is this the pity party? [chuckles]

[hand smacks]

Come in, man.

You know, if I didn’t know better,

I would say that
you’ve been avoiding coming here.

Avoiding this situation is more like it.

And you are supposed to be my boy?

Now, if I was dragged to court

to testify against you
being a very terrible ex-husband,

would you want me to testify truthfully
or falsely?

Uh, truthfully.

Good. So the less I see of you here,
the better for you, my friend.

I guess you have a point but wait...

Are you saying
that I am a terrible husband?

Your Honor, I guess he meant ex-husband.

Son of a bitch. Beer?

Sure.

[sighs]

How are you?

I’m great.

Hm.

Where is she?

So this is officially your space?

[chuckles softly]

Yeah. You know, this and two bedrooms

and half of the kitchen
and half of the compound.

[laughs]

[commentator on TV]
Along with Barcelona and Real Madrid,

Athletic Bilbao have never
been in the Primera division--

Any luck with the help?

Yeah, I have some options,
but I am still trying to make up my mind.

[commentator on TV] It's a brilliant run
from Messi going all the way...

Goal!

Sorry, sorry!

[commentator on TV] It’s going to be three
Copa De Rey final goals...

from the magical... imperial...

Lionel Messi.

Lights up the Camp Nou

-one more time.
-Are you sure?

Yeah, it’s good.

[distant footsteps]

Lulu.

Fred...

Hi.

You uh... OK?

Yeah... I'm good... good.

OK, so... I'm just gonna go out
to meet some friends for dinner.

Oh, OK.

-See you around.
-Sure.

You all right, man?

Yup.

Oh boy, your babe is hot.

[chuckles]

She’s not my babe.

Right.

And you are not... Goal-- [mutters]

We are pulling you guys tonight.

Excuse me.

Oh, hi...

Hello. You must be Lulu?

[woman chuckles]

I am Marian... Mr. Tony’s help.

"Help."

Yes, the help.

Well, um... I hope you don’t mind.
I took some of your sugar to make Tony...

[clears throat] Mr. Tony’s tea.

He’s run out,
and I'll later go for shopping for him.

[upbeat music playing]

OK.

See you around.

♪ Underneath I'm a jewel ♪

♪ Underneath I'm a jewel ♪

♪ Underneath I'm a jewel
'Cause I still hide away ♪

♪ Underneath I'm a jewel
Underneath I'm a jewel ♪

♪ Underneath I'm a jewel
'Cause I still hide away ♪

♪ Hush, hush, don't say a word ♪

♪ Time's up, can you be my man ♪

♪ Guess this is how
I stole your heart away ♪

[Lulu] The help is a tall, pretty,
20-something-year-old

with a weave
the length of the Kagera Nile.

[laughs]

Look, I'm not even surprised 'cause
Tony will do anything to get me upset.

What if he's genuinely
hiring her services?

Oh, yes, he is all right. For sex.

Lulu, helps come in different shapes
and sizes these days, you know.

Would you bring a hot looking gentleman

into the home you share
with your ex-husband?

No, but I won’t share the same house
as my ex-husband.

What if he brings in a girlfriend? Huh?
Have you thought of that?

I thought of everything, Frances.

And if this is Tony’s way of getting
me out, he is in for a real shock.

It's on.

What’s on?

♪ Why would you turn me down ♪

-♪ Nobody there when he follow me ♪
-OK.

♪ Nobody there when he follow me ♪

♪ Nobody there, nobody there,
Nobody there when he follow me ♪

[water splashing]

Excuse me...

[forcefully] Excuse me.

Excuse me. Hey.

Who are you?

Gabby... Miss Wilson’s help.

So...

what else do you do around here
apart from bathing her car?

[scoffs]

Cook, clean... You know.

I see.

[grunts]

Hey, you know... Has anybody told you
you look like Clark Kent?

You know, Superman.

Man of Steel, baby!

[grunts loudly and mimics song]

[shouts, grunts]

[shouts]

We need to talk.

-I'm listening.
-You didn’t tell me

you were hiring help, too.

Oh that... sorry.
He came in earlier than expected.

[scoffs] You are so predictable.
I hire help, you hire help--

What’s good for the gander, Tony...

Besides, I don’t remember having any
problems when you brought in Miss World.

And that’s why Mr. World
is out there? You are jealous?

What do you want, Tony?

I expect to be told
if I'm going to be running

into strange shirtless men on my lawn.

That is my half of the lawn.

And I don’t remember being asked
permission before you brought in that--

I told you she was coming before she came.

What difference did that make? Hm?

I have a man help servicing my needs
in this house.

Get used to it.

[playful music playing]

[clears throat]

Hey. Uh... This is for you.

For me?

Yeah.

OK.

Oh, wow.

Oh my God.

You shouldn’t have.

It's nothing really.

No one has ever bought anything
this beautiful for me before.

Yeah, I just, you know,

thought I should get you something
for all the work that you do around here.

Nice?

Yeah. It’s very nice.

Thank you.

Wow, thank you so much. Oh, thank you.

It’s OK.

[knocks on door]

[door opens]

You wanted to see me?

Um, yes... Yes, just come in.

Um...

So I found this, and I thought
it would look very good on you.

It’s a slim fit shirt. I want you
to wear it when you are not washing. OK?

Thank you.

You are welcome. And if you need
anything else, just make sure you let me--

[dramatic music playing]

What the hell was that for?

[clears throat] I thought--

You thought what?

I'm sorry, I...
Look, I thought you wanted me to do that.

[scoffs]

You are paying me a lot of money
to be here, wash your car...

[exhales deeply]

And I-- I just...

you know, walking around doing nothing.
And then you buy me gifts...

What am I supposed to think?

-So that's not what you--
-No.

What I want is...

You know what, Gabby? Just do your job.

OK.

You can go now.

Do you want me to--

Yes, and I want you to wear it.

[up-tempo pop music playing]

♪ Like the way I shake my new age
Roller coaster love ♪

♪ Roller, roller coaster love ♪

♪ Tell me, tell me who you are ♪

♪ Come and tell me who you are ♪

♪ You so chico all just come
And put your body on my body ♪

♪ I'm a, I'm a smooth operator ♪

♪ That's just who I am ♪

♪ You want to touch my middle
Then come over here, let's rap a little ♪

♪ Got a real cute face with
A little bitty waist, Yup ♪

-♪ I'm so extravagant ♪
-[clears throat]

♪ You see those flashing cameras
That's right, boy, I'm a hottie ♪

♪ You just look groovy, baby ♪

♪ Look at my groovy
I'm feeling groovy ♪

♪ Listen to my heartbeat ♪

[vocalizations]

-Can I ask you something?
-[music pauses]

-It’s OK. Never mind.
-[song starts again]

♪ I think I want to love ♪

♪ So groovy,
My status higher than ♪

♪ But there's no Scottie, just two bodies
One for the sway and one pure hottie ♪

♪ No, not flavor of love
But I want to add flavor to the love ♪

♪ Make that sweet like honey
So I love to taste it ♪

[both talking indistinctly]

[talking indistinctly]

[talking indistinctly]

[talking indistinctly]

Grab drinks, I’ll see you soon.

What the hell?

Everything OK...

Get out.

Get out!

[humorous music playing]

If I see you here again,
I swear I will kill you.

[humorous music continues]

Don’t come back.

You are so despicable, you know that?

What! What did she say to you?

What did she say to me?
What did she say to you?

I don’t know what you are talking about!

You don’t know what I'm talking about?

-Yes, I mean, look--
-How can you stand there

and lie to me in my face like that?

Lie to you? She said something to you.

I don’t know what she said,
so I don’t know why you are saying--

I will never forgive you for this.

It’s all your fault.
You brought her in here.

You brought him here,
and you are saying this is my fault?

I told you before I brought her here.

I will never forgive you for this. Never.

Forgive me for what?
I don’t even know what you’re--

Lulu, if I don't know what she told you,

then how do I know
what you're talking about?

What is this? What’s wrong?

I have no freaking idea!

[Mrs. Wilson] OK, stop!

What's going on?

I don’t understand what it is,
and when I try to understand--

[Lulu] He decides to bring a girl
into the house and when I--

No! No!

You speak only when I ask you to.

So as not to be accused of siding
with my daughter,

I'm going to ask Tony to speak first.

Tony.

I came home
and found our helps doing each other.

Doing?

They were having sex on my bed.

Oh, I see.

Go on.

Of course, I asked them to leave
and never come back.

And on their way out,
my help says something to her,

and she gets upset,
but doesn't tell me what the girl says

but insists on calling me
these horrible names--

I only called you despicable, Tony.

You will stop at nothing
to see me miserable.

This from someone
who asked me for a divorce?

Let’s not forget
who broke up this marriage.

If you wanted it that much,
why didn't you fight for it?

Like the way you fought for it?
The way you did?

Tony, you know I fought for it.
I worked my butt off--

Stop!

Tony, I've heard your side of the story.

Lulu, what did the girl say to you?

Lulu...

[scoffs] I can’t.

Lulu!

[scoffs]

I haven’t done anything.
I swear, I haven’t.

Come.

[sighs]

Why do you two insist
on destroying each other?

This is clearly unhealthy.

[scoffs] Sell the house.

Move on.

Unless it’s more... complicated than that.

They say it’s only the tortoise

that knows what's, um...
hiding under its shell.

[mid-tempo sentimental music playing]

Lulu.

Lulu, open the door.

♪ Love my all
And tell me you care ♪

I... I made you...

I have tea.

I used honey, half a teaspoon...

and some lemon or lime...

[sighs]

I never know the difference.

And, uh...

I'm sorry.

None of this, like...

None of this makes sense anymore.

Lulu...

[mid-tempo African song playing]

♪ All day, all night ♪

♪ You don't know how my eye gets ♪

♪ Because the first day I see you
I'm shocked, I drop my bucket ♪

♪ I rush, you stop me
You rush me, say you can't fool me ♪

♪ You did me rough, Charlie
You did me rough, Charlie ♪

-♪ But now I'll be soft, Charlie ♪
-♪ For you, for you I'll be a writer ♪

♪ I just hope you don't make ♪

♪ I tell you sweet's worse to the hurt
And I promise to her ♪

♪ All day, all night, lady ♪

♪ Talking sweet words in your ears
All night, lady ♪

♪ I wash your feet in warm water
Be your cold when it's hot ♪

♪ Be your warm when it's cold
Baby, what more can I do ♪

♪ All day, all night, all day, all night ♪

[vocalizations]

I brought you some tea.

Thank you.

Uh, Lulu,

I... really want to know
what she said to you.

-[somber music playing]
-Lulu, please.

OK. Well, she--

Because I would never...

You'd never...

-[rooster crowing]
-Sorry, let me just--

It’s Fred, just give me a sec.

Hey, dude, can I call you back?
I am in the middle of...

What?

OK, all right, um... I’m on my way...

Is he OK?

His wife collapsed.

Bertha?

They are at the hospital,
so I have to go and--

It’s fine.

Hey, look,
I would've come with you, but...

It's fine. I’ll tell him.

OK, thanks. It’s fine. Leave it.

[somber music playing]

[phone vibrates]

Tony.

Yeah, hi.

Hey, is everything OK?

Uh, yeah.

[mumbles] I have to stay with Fred tonight
at the hospital.

Oh... what’s wrong?

Well, she's still out of it.

I don’t want to leave him by himself.

OK.

Um...

Do you need anything?

Um, no. I am OK.

Hey, look,
I can bring you change of clothes.

That would be nice.

OK. See you soon.

All right. Bye.

Hey.

Sorry...

How is she?

-Stable.
-[sighs]

[sighs]

It's a kidney disease.

Nobody knew she had it.

One of those ones.

[both sigh]

Is she going to be OK?

[sighs] They are running more tests.

I’d like to go and see her if that’s OK.

Fred would like that.

-[Lulu sighs]
-[Tony sighs]

Tough guy.

You should have seen him.

Composed. Like a picture of... strength.

[chuckles]

Uh... I can’t manage it.

Well, I think you can manage it just fine.

I don’t know a tougher guy.

That almost sounds like a compliment.

Well, I think it is.

Here I was...
thinking you were my strength.

Tony... Hey.

[exhales sharply]

Oh...

Watching her lying there...

Just hanging on...

I couldn’t--
I couldn't help but think of you.

You know, of...

Of us.

What if things just ended now?

It will end badly, Lulu.

Very badly.

["For A Day" playing]

♪ Santa, give me Hanna for a day ♪

♪ I know you think it's early
But I've count out the days ♪

♪ I made a promise
And my debt's to be paid ♪

♪ How about you give me Hanna for a day ♪

♪ Santa, give me Hanna for a day ♪

[sighs]

♪ At least you owe me one wish
For the whole of the year ♪

♪ See, I believed in you
Since I was a kid ♪

♪ You owe me one ♪

♪ And she's that one ♪

♪ I know I've made mistakes
I've been a naughty child ♪

♪ And I'm worth my weight in gold ♪

♪ I've rubbed almost every lamp
Chased every rainbow there is ♪

♪ I've found gold ♪

♪ But who wants gold? ♪

♪ How about you give me Hanna for a day ♪

♪ I know she's not your usual
No, she's not a toy ♪

♪ But I promise I'll be nice
Then I'll smile in the frost ♪

♪ At all cost ♪

♪ I must have Hanna ♪

♪ For a day ♪

♪ For a day ♪

♪ I know I've made mistakes
I've been a naughty child ♪

♪ I'm worth my weight in gold ♪

♪ I've wrestled leprechauns
Ridden on unicorns ♪

♪ I hit gold,
Oh, I don't care for gold ♪

♪ I know I've made mistakes
I've been a naughty child ♪

♪ And I'm worth my weight in gold ♪

♪ I've brought kings to their knees
Princes meet my every needs ♪

♪ No care for gold
Oh, she's worth more than gold ♪

[doorbell rings]

[doorbell rings]

[doorbell rings repeatedly]

You are renting your side of the house?

[lighthearted music playing]

Wait, what, what...

Why is there a woman out there
asking to rent your space?

-Oh, uh, well...
-Huh, what was that?

No, I didn’t hear you.

I guess I am very stupid.

[exhales]

Some cheap teary tricks
to get me into your bed?

[scoffs]
If I remember clearly, you came to me.

Maybe that’s because
you were crying so hard like a baby.

Even I wouldn't stoop this low, Lulu.

[scoffs]
Don’t you dare try to turn this on me.

You're the one who find it so difficult
to live with me under one roof.

[scoffs] You know,
I don’t know about you, Lulu,

but as much as I have tried,
I have found it incredibly hard

to live with you under the same roof

because after all, we are separated

and seeing you every day just deepens
my guilt about our divorce,

our failed marriage.

And secondly, I meant everything
that I said to you last night,

and as far as the lovemaking goes, you and
I know that we’ve never needed tricks.

Oh... That has always been a problem,
hasn't it, Tony?

You do exactly what you feel like
when you feel like it.

And me, I always find out
when it's too late.

[scoffs]

[to himself] Hey...
Sorry about this morning

because... I wanted to tell you about it,
but we weren't speaking,

and I felt that another woman...
[imitating Lulu] You felt?

You felt? It's always about you, Tony.

You do exactly what you, when you want...

[as himself] Yeah, well I thought that
you’d be pleased to see me go...

I thought you hated me...

[imitating Lulu]
Oh... no baby, I don’t hate you.

Come, let’s make love.

[scoffs]

[lighthearted music playing]

[gasps]

Lulu!

I changed the locks, Tony.

[Tony scoffs]

Lulu, I am tired.
I am not in the mood for games.

You don’t live here anymore, Tony.
You broke our deal.

I didn’t break any deal!

Look, I had a thought.

Oh... OK. How about I give you
something else to think about?

This crazy arrangement is over.

I get to keep the house,
and you... get a life. How's that?

Look, I have a life, OK?

And it’s not out here.
Open this door, damn it!

Jesus...

All right. OK, I'm sorry but...

I wasn’t going to move her in
without telling you first.

Really?

Just like you told me about your new job
on the day of your appointment?

Or when you decided to have dinner
with your ex-girlfriend

and only told me when I walked in on you?

Oh, wait. Here's a very good one.

You remember when you decided
for the both of us

it was time to have a baby?

You perfectly timed my ovulation

and proceeded to blast
everything inside of you into me.

[Lulu chuckles]

It’s all about Tony’s perfect timing.

It’s all about you, Tony.

-OK, all right. So, I have my flaws.
-[Lulu] Mm.

But what about you? Eh?
You are so... like...

So what? Mm. I'm so what?

-Cat got your tongue?
-So uptight!

Like I have to think of
every little detail of every conversation

that I want to have with you
before I have it.

And then when I finally do,
you put big holes in my little ideas

and bury me with it.

And you wonder why
I don’t tell you anything anymore.

[sighs]

Good night, Tony.

[mid-tempo dramatic music playing]

Lulu, Lulu,
you better come and open this door.

I swear, I will break this door down.
I will break this door down!

I will tear this whole house down. Lulu!

♪ If you treat me like a goddess
I'm gonna treat you like my hottest ♪

♪ Immediately, no holding back ♪

♪ I keep you right here in my pocket
Hypnotized, the place is knocking ♪

♪ You up on me got me got me
You up on me got me going ♪

♪ All this love, affection
Goes a thousand mile an hour ♪

♪ Got my arms around you
I can never let him go ♪

♪ All this love
Affection, affection, affection ♪

♪ All this love
Affection, affection, affection ♪

♪ If I treat you like a king
Would you come along with me ♪

♪ Immediately, no holding back ♪

♪ Body, lend me soul
Let's go rise out your swag ♪

♪ We catch your love
From first to father ♪

♪ Baby, keep this love... ♪

Tony...

Tony...

You can come in now...

Tony...

OK.

I am not playing any of your games.
I am going in now...

Tony...

[knocks on door]

[sighs]

This isn’t over yet...

Aren’t you going to say anything?

-What the hell?
-Shut your mouth!

All right, guys, this will be over
before you know it

so can we kindly all act as grown-ups?

Hm? Thank you. Gabby...

-Yeah.
-Tell them why we are here.

Yeah. You see... when you people hired us,

eh... gave us all that money

and then you got gifts for us--

This is a robbery!

Sh! Could you be any louder?

Could you be any slower?

-Sh!
-What?

OK, this bullshit has gone too far now.

-Did I ask you to speak?
-And I didn’t invite you into my house,

but you're here now, so let's talk,
shall we? What do you want?

Well, I want money.

-[clears throat]
-What?

Excuse me. We... we want money.

Don't forget whose idea this was
in the first place.

Your idea? [scoffs] Please,

nigga, I am the one
who brought us here in the first place.

I am the one who went upstairs
and got kissed--

-[Marian and Tony] What!
-[Tony] You kissed him?

[Lulu] No. He kissed me.
Wait, you kissed me.

You kissed her?
I thought you said she kissed you.

[stammers] What does it matter?

It matters, damn it! Who kissed who?

Look, girl, if it’s money you want,

I don’t have any.
I don’t keep money at home.

OK, what about jewelry?
Diamonds and the bits.

[laughs]
You actually think I have diamonds?

Well, he told me he bought you diamonds.

I did.

Oh, you did?

Yes, you returned it to the jewelers.

Apparently, the stone was too small
or something.

Is that what your little girlfriend
told you?

She’s not my girlfriend.

Hm.
Well, the jury is still out on that one.

But I know what I saw,
and it didn’t look like it was nothing.

[scoffs] You saw us?

-Yes, I did.
-[scoffs]

About two days
before the diamond ring arrived,

I saw you guys having dinner
at Labadi Beach Hotel.

Now that stupid ring
was... was a way to compensate

for whatever you did that night with her.

I am not some stupid girl
that gets appeased with diamonds.

-[Tony] Oh, really?
-[Lulu] Yes.

[scoffs]

I had dinner with Thelma that night

because she had waited all day
to pick up your ring

from the manufacturers.

She had to be with her family,

but I kept her there
so I could pick it up.

And so when it came at 9:30,

the least I could do
was to buy dinner for her

as a way of saying thank you
for your ring.

[Marian sighs]

[Gabby giggles]

[grunts] So, where is the diamond ring?

God, Gabby. Gabby, did you not hear them?
He said he's returned it!

Yeah, so let’s go and pick it up.

[patronizingly] Oh, of course we can go
and pick it up, Gabby.

You know what? I have an idea.

Why don’t we call Thelma

and ask her to come to the shop
and open it for us, hm?

Really?

[sighs]

OK, uh... so there’s no diamond.

What about gold? Guys, I am not picky.

Help me out here. Anything?

Oh! Tony, darling,

why don’t you give them your gold watch
and put us out of this misery?

Where is the watch your wife bought you?

I am beginning to lose my patience.

I gave it away.

You gave the watch away?

I gave it to Cecil.

Oh! You gave it to your brother?
Wow, now I feel so much better.

Oh, don’t play that guilt card
with me, Lulu.

You always knew I didn’t like yellow gold.

I said this much when we had dinner

with Fred and Bertha
on their wedding anniversary.

Five weeks later,
you buy me a yellow gold watch

as a birthday gift?

My God, it was a $5,000 TAG Heuer watch.

It was yellow gold.

You never listen...
just this... little voices in your head.

Wait-- Wait a minute...

-[laughs]
-OK, so what’s funny?

[Lulu] I wasn’t even there.

That night at dinner, I had a phone call,

and I excused myself for a while.
I was gone for a very long time.

When I came back,
I asked you guys what I had missed,

and Fred said you were talking
about some precious minerals.

You made a joke, and we laughed.

You punish me for trying?

I wasn’t even there,
and guess who doesn’t remember?

Because all you think about is the fact
that Lulu is insensitive,

Lulu doesn’t care...

You never really gave me a chance, Tony.

Don’t cry.

He doesn’t deserve you.

What was that?

I said he doesn’t deserve her.

Shut up, Gabby.
It’s not like she’s perfect.

Yeah. What kind of man gives away
a $5,000 watch

just because
he doesn’t like the color yellow?

And what kind of woman gives back a...

A 10,000...

10,000 diamond ring

just because she thinks
her husband is cheating on her?

Who does that?

If you had asked me,
I think they deserve each other.

OK, we are going to search ourselves. Hm?

Yeah.

So you take his room, Tony,
and I’ll take Lulu’s.

Why do I get Tony’s room?

Because you are a man,
and you know where men hide stuff.

You know where to look.

I don’t want any cuff links or any ties.
I really want good valuable stuff, OK?

-OK?
-Yeah.

Good.

Go on.

Lulu, my mobile phone is in my pocket.

Just come closer so you can try
and reach it in my back pocket.

Uh. I don’t know, Tony...

Are you saying we should
stay here till they come back?

I don’t think they will harm us.

And when they come back with nothing?

They’ll find something...

My wedding ring.

I didn’t know you still had that.

Look, Lulu...

I am sorry...

for the wristwatch, for...

for everything.

[sighs]

I know we are better people than this.

And I-- And I think so
because we agreed to get married.

I just-- I just think that we--

[distant gunshot]

[Marian] What was that?

[Gabby screams]

-[groaning] I think I shot my ass.
-What!

[lighthearted music playing]

Oh my God!

-Is it really bad?
-This is not good.

I can feel my legs giving way.
I am going to be a cripple.

-Oh, sorry, sorry... what happened?
-[groans]

I sat on the gun. [groans]

-Where is the gun?
-[Gabby grunts]

[Marian] OK, I'm gonna go get it.

What? And abandon me?

Here? Really?

OK, you know what? Just let me do this.

-[groans in pain]
-Just hold it there.

-[whimpers]
-You need to get to the hospital

as soon as possible.

Does anyone know
how to take a bullet out of an ass?

Look,
I need to get to a hospital right now.

No, Gabby. This gun is not registered.
They're going to call the police.

[whimpers] I am going to die.

Stop crying! I am trying to think!

I have a doctor friend
who can take care of this.

On one condition...

You untie us, you leave this place
and never come back.

Done... Done. Deal. Untie them!

No.

No?

No! What if they attack us
or call the police?

Marian...

We want this ordeal
to be over as much he does.

As long as you stay away,
we have a deal.

I swear on every advice
that my mother gave me on women,

I will shoot you where you stand
if you don’t untie them right now!

[groans]

God, Gabby.
You are such an ass. You are such an ass!

I don’t have an ass. I need a hospital!

What did you tell my wife?

What?

My ex-wife...

you said something to her on the day
I found you in bed with him.

You spoke to her on your way out.
What did you tell her?

Nothing.

What do you mean nothing?

Exactly that. Nothing.

-[scoffs]
-Why? What did she say I told her?

I just didn’t say anything.

-Oh, how conveniently, Lulu.
-[melancholic music playing]

And yet you acted like I committed
the most hideous of crimes?

-Well, I thought you--
-[shouts] You thought what?

I will not talk to you like this.

Oh, you will talk to me right now.

You don’t get to pull an act like that,

shed some fake tears
in front of your mother,

act hurt,
and then just not want to talk about it.

Well, I thought you instigated it.

You thought I instiga... Oh... [chuckles]

You thought I got Marian
to sleep with your boyfriend?

He’s not my boyfriend.

No. What can I say? You two kissed.

He kissed me!

And I’m sure there was
a lot of encouragement with that.

No! You do not get to slap me.

Look, those two would have
found themselves as they should have.

But for you to accuse me
of instigating so... I can’t--

You brought her into our house, Tony.

And it got your attention, didn’t it?

So that's it?
All you wanted was my attention?

Yes, damn it.
I wanted your attention. I wanted it.

We have been married for two years,

but you treat me like I am a stranger
in my own house.

Oh, please, don’t you dare accuse me
of raising barriers.

You wouldn't even look at me
when I came down to say hi to Fred.

Yeah, well, you were on your way out
to go be eaten by some maniac--

I am not going to let you go.
You are not going to try and slap me

-and then think it’s... that it's fine.
-[grunts]

♪ I can feel my heart is slowing down ♪

♪ I don't know what to do now ♪

♪ Don't know how I live without you now ♪

♪ Like a child lost in the crowd ♪

♪ Every day
It gets harder and harder to breathe ♪

♪ Suffocating since the day you left me ♪

♪ It's like a bullet went through my
heart When I let you go ♪

♪ And every second that's passing by
So is love ♪

What are we going to do?

I don’t know.

♪ When you walked away ♪

We can’t... continue like this.

I know.

♪ The sky is falling down ♪

♪ I don't know what to do now ♪

Do you still love me?

Because I still do.

♪ Every day, it gets harder ♪

♪ And harder to breathe ♪

♪ Suffocating since the day you left me ♪

♪ It's like a bullet
Went through my heart when I let you go ♪

♪ And every second that's passing by
So is love ♪

♪ It's like a bullet went through my
heart When you walked away ♪

♪ And I regret
That choice I made every day ♪

♪ Every day
And I regret that choice I made ♪

♪ Like I'm trapped underwater
And I'm gasping for air ♪

♪ Feels like I'm walking in circles ♪

♪ Not going nowhere ♪

♪ Though I've made a mistake ♪

♪ I can't take this heartache ♪

[Lulu] I’m thinking white everywhere.

Oh.

Are you sure about this?

OK, maybe grey.
Grey around it won’t be too bad.

I’m talking about Tony.

Is this what you really want?

He says he still loves you.

Mum, it won’t change anything.

-Lulu...
-Mum.

He said he loved me before we got married.

He loved me whilst we were married,

and he still loves me
even after the divorce.

What difference would that make?
It doesn’t change who we are,

what we want,
and how we got here in the first place.

You haven’t learned anything.

I have. Oh, I have. I've learned that Tony

is a selfish, egotistic, competitive man

who would never change.

I'm sure he has a tall list for me too.

And yet he still says he loves you.

Do you know how difficult
that must be for him?

Mum, why are you telling me all this now?

Because nobody is perfect.

That's the lesson I hoped
you would have learned.

[scoffs] I have been married
to your father for 33 years and some.

And the only thing that stops me
ramming his teeth down his throat

every time he snores loudly beside me...

is-- is that lesson.

None of us is perfect.

And that's what makes the ride fun.

[sighs]

Do you still love him?

That makes it easier then.

Nobody is born wise.

Figure something out... please.

Where is he now?

He's at the house.
The agent said he hasn’t moved out yet.

Maybe we should put the decorating

on hold for a few more days

whilst you get creative.

-[laughs]
-[chuckles]

[sighs] Let me get you something to drink.

Um... More reds than whites.

You need to be a bit more frisky.

Hey.

You are too uptight, Lulu.

[mid-tempo song playing]

♪ Makes me want to love you ♪

Honey, I could only find disposable--

-Hi...
-Hi.

[Tony] Clarissa, you were saying...

Hi, Tony.

Hi.

I found her here.

It’s OK.

[Tony sighs]

You want something?

Lulu...

Well, I... [clear throat] I came by
to get something from my room...

I used my key.

I didn’t realize you still had stuff here.

Well, no... Yeah...
a few bits here and there.

You know what? I'll just go get it.

Wait...

[sighs]

I might be here for a while,

until my place is ready.
I hope you don’t mind.

No. Um...

Until we find someone to...

rent this place, of course.

Thanks.

OK, I'll just, um...

♪ If I saw you in my dream tonight ♪

♪ I would probably run away ♪

♪ 'Cause you have done
This one thing many times ♪

♪ Oh, I'm tired, oh, I'm worn ♪

♪ You are getting way too good at this ♪

♪ You twist my words or complicate them ♪

She used to live here.
We lived here together.

I thought that was when
you were still married.

No, even after marriage.

Why?

She wouldn’t move, I wouldn’t move.

She won't leave; I won’t leave...
It was just what it was.

I see. You two are definitely
a strange pair. [chuckles]

So they keep telling me.

So what now?

I'm not sure I follow.

Is it really over between you two?

What?

Are you...
Are you trying to open a night club?

Why?

What’s with all the red stuff?

[scoffs] So apparently, I am too uptight,

so here is my lousy attempt to be frisky.

-[chuckles] OK. Got it.
-[laughs]

Where are the beds?

Please don't by a red bed.

Mm... I don’t know.
I can’t promise you that.

-No red bed.
-[laughs]

So... what did she look like?

Oh... yeah...

hm... the usual Tony type.

Tall, slim, you know,
pageant-looking almost.

I see. I am still confused
as to why he married you.

Well, hopefully this divorce
is gonna help the confusion.

[scoffs]

What? You think I am going to break
into some uncontrollable tears right now?

Well, that would be normal.

No, it wouldn't.
What is wrong with you people?

I’m abnormal. I'm uptight. What else?

Be careful what you wish for.

What? You are going to turn
into Kim Kardashian now?

Well, I just might.
I've got the backside for it.

-All I need is my Russell Crowe.
-[laughs]

Sweetie, it’s Kanye West.

Shut up, no.

Yes.

I thought it was Russell...
Oh, well, I prefer Russell.

And I prefer Justin Bieber,
but here we are.

I did not know you like small boys,
you cougar.

And I didn’t know you were
into old and flabby men.

First of all,

Russell is not old,
and he's definitely not flabby.

And Justin is not little.

See my point? Potato, potahto.

-[both laugh]
-Just on and off.

♪ I've been sleeping in my bed ♪

♪ Reminiscing and thinking ♪

♪ About the things you said
When you left me all alone ♪

♪ When are you coming home ♪

♪ Girl, I miss you
It's hurting me too bad ♪

[mid-tempo song playing]

♪ 'Cause you are my baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby, oh ♪

So... this is it?

[sighs]

Well,
I’ll actually miss you guys together.

Yeah, I'm serious.
You guys actually looked...

cute together.

[Tony chuckles]

Well too bad the cuteness
couldn’t sustain the ugliness.

Come on, man.

You are not the worst couple
in the world, trust me.

Says the happily married man.

I had an affair.

Yeah. Surprise, surprise.

Wait, what?

When?

Why? How?

Last Christmas...

we met at the mall.

She had too much to carry,
and I offered to help her to her car.

And?

We exchanged numbers and...

started spending time together.

She didn’t have a boyfriend?

Married...

-three kids.
-[groans]

She was the most exciting woman
I had ever met.

Son of a...

So, what? She was bored? You were unhappy?

I didn’t even know I was unhappy

until she came along.

Suddenly, I didn’t look forward
to coming home anymore.

And Bertha didn’t even know
how gone I was.

The thing is...

we had gotten used to each other,
so used to each other.

We... We didn’t argue, we didn’t fight,

we just... got along...

Yeah, and it made me angry. Really angry.

[scoffs] Wait...

You were angry
because you weren't fighting?

I was angry because there was no reaction.

I just wanted some form of reaction,

some attention,
her attention, any attention.

And... I came home one day
and blurted it out.

I was having an affair.

[sighs]

She cried... too much.

I knew I had hurt her.

I ended it...

six months after it started.

The affair was done,
but I got my reaction.

But you know what? Till today,
that's the only source of our argument,

and I am grateful for it.

Yeah. Listen,
I am not proud of what I did,

but it woke my marriage up.

It was dying, man.

One day, I would have just upped and left.

[sighs]

So why didn’t you tell me
about the affair?

I didn’t want to give you
the wrong reason to leave.

And now you think
I have the right reasons?

You guys argued to the very end though,

and I think you gave it your best shot.

I sure did,

and up to the point
that I told her that I still loved her.

-You what?
-[sentimental music playing]

Yeah, I told you that--

No, wait.
You told her you still loved her?

And what did she say?

Don’t answer. She still moved out.

-[scoffs]
-[laughs]

[laughs]

[clears throat]

So... this is me.

OK.

So... you're sure I can’t come in?

Well, I have an early morning tomorrow.
Maybe next time.

[gasps, coughs]

Did... did you just puke in my mouth?

I think so... [coughs]

I'm sorry. I have to go.

What is it with these old women?

-Ah!
-You've met my daughter before.

-Oh yes. Lulu, right?
-Yes, ma’am.

[laughs]

I was at your wedding.

Yes, you were!

-Yes.
-[both laugh]

How is your handsome husband?

He is great. Everyone is fine.

Any children yet?

No, not yet. But sometime soon.

-You know how these modern couples are.
-Yes.

Anyway, it’s been good seeing you again.

-I should be leaving now. Thank you.
-OK.

Mum, say something.

I’m sorry.
I had no idea you were seeing anybody.

I mean,
you only moved out a couple of weeks ago.

It’s Tony’s.

Sorry?

We... we slept together...

-twice... after the divorce.
-[melancholic music playing]

[clears throat]

I...

I-- I don’t know what to say.

Perhaps you should say
I messed up this time.

It’s your child too, Lulu.

And it's not such a bad thing.

Really?

Tony has already moved on,
and I'm going to become his baby mama?

I don’t think so. I'm getting rid of it.

Are you crazy?

And at your age?

I don’t care how you want to spin this.

You are not getting rid of anything!

Plus, he has a right to know.
He is the father after all.

Please! On which planet
does Tony deserve to know anything?

He’s already dating.

If I remember rightly, you moved out.

So what? I'm easily replaceable?

We don’t always get what we want,

and right now, I really don’t think
you know what that is.

Well, I know
I don’t want a child right now.

Why did you really come here, Lu?

It seems you’ve already made up your mind.

I could do with your support.

What kind of mother would that make me?

Mine.

Look, I have to go.
My appointment is in an hour.

Lu... please. Don’t do this.

[sighs] I love you.

[Mrs. Wilson] I am not happy about this.

Well, like you said,
we don’t always get what we want.

[sentimental music playing]

♪ I only seem to fall asleep ♪

♪ With you, with you on my mind ♪

♪ Your face, your gaze,
Was one of a kind ♪

♪ Your lips from afar
Were driving me insane ♪

♪ I wondered if I'll ever see you again ♪

[door opens]

♪ I wondered if I'll ever see you again ♪

♪ I wondered if I'll ever see you again ♪

♪ I missed you, you know ♪

Hi.

Hi.

I, uh...

came to make sure
that everything is in its place

before the new tenants move in.

Yeah, me too.

I’ll just go check the kitchen.

Sure.

Tony.

Well, there is something
I have to tell you.

What?

I'm pregnant.

OK.

OK?

What did you expect me to say?

I don’t know. But I wasn’t expecting
an OK considering you put it there.

[chuckles]

It’s mine?

Yes.

[scoffs] I don’t believe this.

Imagine my surprise.

So what does this mean?

I don’t know. I wanted to get rid of it.

And why would you even think that?

Why not?

Wait, are you upset?

Shouldn’t I be?

-Lulu...
-Don’t touch me.

I'm going to be saddled with a kid

whilst you go out there
and have all the fun.

What fun?

You move a woman in. No wait, you move
a girl in... the moment I moved out.

What kind of a man are you?

One that feels rejected.

Wait, look. You don’t want me, Lulu.
[scoffs]

I do.

That’s what I came back to...

Well, I came back to...

Tell you...

You came back to tell me what?

[sighs] Stop it.

-You came back to tell me what?
-[smirks]

You are going to make me say it,
aren’t you?

You bet.

[romantic music playing]

Well... [clears throat]

I came back to tell you that, um...

I love you.

♪ At the end of the day ♪

♪ I want to hold you close to me ♪

♪ And if you'll still be there ♪

♪ Believe me, I don't need the sunlight ♪

♪ To light up my soul ♪

♪ Will you be there to hold me ♪

♪ At the end of the day ♪

[exhales]

-[indistinct chatter, laughing]
-♪ If they would play the closing dance ♪

♪ Then let it be me ♪

♪ Whose arms will lead you tight
All through the night ♪

♪ And at the end of the day ♪

♪ Let me know that this dance
We'll dance together ♪

♪ And at the end of the day ♪

♪ Let me feel that this love
Will last forever ♪

♪ Stay, when the moon leaves the sky
For a while ♪

♪ When the roses prepare to unfold
Singing you and me come, let's grow old ♪

♪ Before Venus returns to disappear ♪

♪ When this morning turns spring
For all year ♪

♪ That the end of the day ♪

♪ Take my shoulder to lean on in sorrow ♪

♪ As a shelter for every tomorrow ♪

-♪ That we way stay both together ♪
-[lips smacking]

-Tony.
-What?

Lights. You didn’t change the lights.

Oh, shut up.

♪ And I'll give you up all of my heart ♪

♪ My love ♪

So do we know what we're having?

No. But I hope it’s a boy.

-Really?
-Mm-hm.

I think girls are adorable.
I was actually aiming for a girl.

You didn’t aim... Wait.

What did you just say?

That I wanted a girl?

No, you said you "aimed" for a girl.

[lighthearted music playing]

You’ve always known my cycle
better than I... do.

Did you get me pregnant on purpose?

[scoffs]
Are you really being serious right now?

You’ve done it before.

-So what?
-I won’t put it past you.

You know what your problem is?

I'm sure you're about to tell me that
right now.

You think the worst of everybody.

No, no. Not everybody...

but people with an agenda
and are self-serving.

["Dance Like We're Making Love" playing]

♪ You already know, can't you see ♪

♪ Back it up, back it up, back it up ♪

♪ Hey baby, love sugar-dumpling
I really wanna tell you something ♪

♪ Sorry I don't want to disturb you
Do you mind if I slow dance with you ♪

♪ Then you push me up in the corner
And you tell me that you're gonna ♪

♪ Give a suprise and make my nature rise ♪

♪ When you do it like this
When you do it like that ♪

♪ When you move from left to right ♪

♪ When you moving it fast
When you moving it slow ♪

♪ You know I lose my mind ♪

♪ When you kiss my neck, girl
I know it's on tonight ♪

♪ Just keep up with the flow
Now baby here we go ♪

♪ Can we dance like we're making love ♪

♪ Can we dance like we're making love ♪

♪ I don't care if they stare at us ♪

♪ They can see this is more than love ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

[vocalizations]

♪ Hey, show me what you got now ♪

♪ All eyes on you, you're Tupac now ♪

♪ You're the bomb
How you roll, how you run ♪

♪ And I like what you've done
Baby, you ain't got to stop now ♪

♪ Hey da da, hey da da ♪

♪ If I catch you from there
I'm like hey da da ♪

♪ We could groove on the floor
How we do in these sheets ♪

♪ Is nobody's biz
What I do with the beat, I'm on fire ♪

♪Scream-ation
We can dance so like we're matin' ♪

♪ Spread down, what you do is amazing ♪

‎♪ ‎I haven't seen stuff
‎That I think was matin'‎ ♪

♪ Man, I was made up, no days off ♪

♪ And I'm just trying
To rule the world like Adolf ♪

♪ How you move bum bum to the dum dum ♪

♪ Keep it up and I might get a condom ♪

♪ Can we dance like we're making love ♪

♪ Can we dance like we're making love ♪

♪ I don't care if they stare at us ♪

♪ They can see this is more than love ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

[vocalizations]

♪ Oh, oh, oh, back it up for me ♪

♪ Back it up for me
Turn around, back it up for me ♪

♪ When you do it like this
When you do it like that, girl ♪

♪ Back it up, back it up for me ♪

♪ Back it up for me ♪

♪ Can we dance like we're making love ♪

♪ Can we dance like we're making love ♪

♪ I don't care if they stare at us ♪

♪ They can see this is more than love ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Let's do it oh oh oh oh oh ♪