Popeye (1980) - full transcript

[POPEYE THEME PLAYING]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[LAUGHS]

Hey, what's this, one of Bluto's tricks?

I'm in the wrong movie.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[BELL TOLLING, FAINT]

[BELL CONTINUES TOLLING]

[TOLLING STOPS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]



♪ Sweet Sweethaven ♪

♪ God must love us ♪

♪ We, the people ♪

♪ Of Sweethaven ♪

♪ Hooray, hooray, Sweethaven ♪

♪ Flags are wavin' ♪

♪ We're people from the sea ♪

♪ Safe from hypocrisy ♪

♪ Sweeter than a melon tree ♪

♪ Put here for you and me ♪

♪ Sweethaven ♪

♪ Sweet Sweethaven ♪

♪ God must love us ♪

[MUTTERING]



♪ We, the people ♪

♪ Of Sweethaven ♪

♪ God must have landed here ♪

♪ Why else would He send us here ♪

♪ Where the air is nice and clear? ♪

♪ Sweethaven even sounds so near ♪

♪ To heaven ♪

♪ God will always bless ♪

♪ Sweethaven ♪

♪ God will always bless ♪

♪ Sweethaven ♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪ God will always bless ♪

♪ Sweethaven ♪

[SONG ENDS]

[HORN HONKS]

- You just docked?
- I have.

Uh-huh. That'll be 25 cents docking tax.

- [POPEYE] What for?
- Where's your seacraft?

It ain't no seacraft. It's me dinghy,
and it's under the wharf.

Aha. Aha. These your goods?

- They is.
- Yeah?

You're new in town, right?

Call this a town? Yeah.

Well, first of all,
there's 17 cents "new in town" tax.

Then there's 45 cents
"rowboat under the wharf" tax,

and $1 "leavin' your junk
lyin' around the wharf" tax.

So altogether,
you owe the Commodore $1.87.

Who's this Commodore?

That in the nature of a question?
There's a nickel question tax.

Oh, forget it.
I see what you're up to. Here we go.

Exact change, please.
I'm an exact-change taxman.

Oh, are you? Here's a dollar.

- Here's a red cent. [CHUCKLES]
- [CHATTERING]

There's a franc, a peso.

Here's a guilder.

Oh, sorry, I'm taking...

- Kids.
- Dime. There we go...

There's a nickel curiosity tax.

Hey. Hey, I paid me tax...

[KID] Get out of the way.

[ENGINE PUTTERING]

Oh, tax dis, tax dat.

I ain't mad, though. Mm-mm.

I'm just disgustipated.

You pay your taxes, you should
get a servix. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

- [MAN 1] I got it. I got it.
- [MAN 2] No, I got it.

Go left. Yeah. I got it.

[MAN 1] Don't worry. I got it.

[POPEYE] Blow me down.

Looks like me old pipe.
Wonder what it's doin' here.

What a coinkydink.

[PIANO PLAYS DESCENDING NOTES]

Hey. What is this?
This ain't the orchestra pit. [GRUNTS]

[PIANO PLAYS ASCENDING NOTES]

Oh, look at that.

♪ Nobody seems to care ♪

You've got so much to bear,
ma'am. Can I...

Blow me down.

[MUTTERS]

♪ It's the wind and air ♪

♪ Just try to double-dare ♪

Blow me down.

Pardon me there, mate. Maybe, uh...

Blow me down.

It's no bother, but...

Look. Look over there.
A stranger's coming.

You'd rather not, huh?
Oh, that's easy to see.

[HUMMING]

♪ Wherever I go ♪

Ooh, nice-looking knees.

- [POPEYE] That does it for me.
- [CHATTERING] Bad, bad news!

I don't believe that.

♪ It's a lovely day
It's still a perfect day, but ♪

Oh, maybe, ma'am,
you'd like to... [MUTTERS]

♪ It's a lovely place ♪

♪ Gee, I'd like to stay, but... ♪

Blow me down. Roll into town?

♪ Trouble ♪

♪ Trouble, trouble ♪

[POPEYE] Local glum club.

♪ Friendly here ♪

Huh. Little scary, too.
I think I'll spend a year.

♪ Or two, maybe three ♪

Wai... Whoa!

♪ I yam what I yam ♪

♪ Wherever I go ♪

♪ I came from the sea ♪

They seem to got my number,
but no one's lookin' it up, ain't it? Oh.

- Oh, good day.
- Good day.

[MAN MUTTERING]
I hate you to pieces!

[POPEYE] Kind of a greasy good day,
but that's all right.

Bunch of carricks?

No. No.

You ain't got no carricks?
What are those, prunes?

Phooey on carrots.

Take broccoli.

I am in the mood for carricks.
I need me vitamins.

Phooey on carrot sticks. Spinach?

If I want spinach,
I'll ax you for spinach.

So why he didn't say so?

For you, each a dollar.

How much is a broccoli?

- Nickel. Maybe dime.
- And the spinach?

- Dime, maybe quarter.
- Then how come carricks is a dollar?

$1.50. You buy what I don't feel
like selling, it cost you $2.00.

[MUMBLING] All right. Here you go.

Ah, ah, ah. Deadbeat.
No, this is a nickel.

I pays what I feels like payin'.

[CHUCKLES]

You're not up to no good, are you?

'Cause if you are,
there's a 50-cent "up to no good" tax.

- [POPEYE] Oh. Cherubs there.
- Kids. Kids.

Come here. Come back.

[POPEYE] ♪ Seems like everywhere ♪

♪ Lots of people here ♪

♪ Tryin' to blow me down ♪

Oh.

♪ But unlike the clothes I wear ♪

♪ I haven't... ♪
Hey, careful there.

What blew him into town?

Oh, the short arm of the law, huh?

♪ Blow me down ♪

♪ Blow me dow-ow... ♪

Hey! Hey! Hey, come back!

Hey, hey. That's it. I'll take all you on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on.
What, you can't dish it out, but...

Uh, are you the piano tuner
or the man with the party favors?

- You got a room for renk?
- What? For what?

Renk. Renk.
Your sign says you got a room for renk.

Oh, my stars and gardens.

My mind was a million miles away.

Come in before you
catch your death of mud.

Mud. Huh.

"Oyls." That explains it.
She's down a quart.

Scums. I'll find ya.

Come on, come on.

Huh. Don't make 'em like they used to.

Oh, come on.

[MUTTERING]

Oh!

[WOMAN] I'm sorry, Mother, but it's ugly.

I ask you,
have you ever seen anything so ugly?

I won't be engaged in this hat.

I heard that.
Don't think I didn't hear that.

She owes me an apology.

Oh... ugly.

There's nothing left to say.
What do you think?

I think it's up to you, dear.

What do you think? Ugly.

I think it's a conspiracy.

[SIGHS] Oh...

Why would they
manufacture deliberate ugliness

unless they wanted me to look ugly?

We find that out, we find out everything.

There's a stranger in... Um...

Ooh.

I can't get engaged.

You'll have to tell Bluto. I can't.

We'll have to cancel
the party tomorrow night.

Not my fault that it's so ugly.

[GASPS] What are you doing listening in

on a private conversation
between me and my mother?

I have a good mind
to have my father call a policeman.

Olive, will you show Mr... Mr...

Oh. Popeye, ma'am.

- Mr. Eye the spare room?
- Just Popeye.

Go upstairs, Mr. Eye.
Olive will show you the room.

Thanks. Heh-heh.

Oh, stumbled on some sort of asylum here.

Show me a room.
Show me some courtesy. Might be nice.

[OLIVE]
I don't see why I have to do anything

on the day before my engagement party
when nothing's ready, especially me.

And what kind of name is that,
anyway, Popeye?

Pretty strange.

What kind of name is Olive Oyl?

Sounds like some kind of lubricants.

- Thank you very much, ma'am.
- [GASPS]

Don't look in that room. That's my room.

Meant no disrespect.

Ugly, huh? You owe me an apology.

What?

Wonder who shoved a feather in his ear.

What'd you say?

Sure is nice weather
you have here. [CHUCKLES]

- Your name really Olives?
- So what?

Olives Oyl? [CHUCKLES]

You don't look Greek.

So? You're short. Or are you
just passing yourself off as short?

Can I see me room now?

Oh, as if I cared.

Let me give you a hand there.
Maybe it needs a little oil.

No... Oh! [YELPING]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

Nice-lookin' room.

[SIGHS] Never seen a room
done in early demoliskin before,

but this'll do for me.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Careful how you treat that bed.

Nothing goes on this bed.

- Sorry, ma'am. I was just...
- Watch that lamp.

Let me give you some assistance here.

Give me your hand. There, that's it.

Yeah, here we are.
Oh, you're on fire. You know that?

Boy, is it hot in here.

- I still respecks you.
- Oh!

[POPEYE MUTTERING]

Me bad eye. I didn't see nothin'.

Hmph.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[DOOR SLAMS]

Thanks for your help.

Miss Oyl. Maybe...

- [BELL CLANGING]
- [PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[WOMAN] Don't forget
to put the cat out, dear.

[MAN] We don't have a cat.

"Eau de toilette."

Yeah, eau de toilette.
[CHUCKLES]

[SNIFFS] Yeah.

[MR. OYL] How do you like that?
Gold's up 20 cents. $2.00 an ounce.

[MAN] I knew it. I knew it.
I could've made a fortune on fillings

if Bluto would've let me
go directly to the Commodore.

He's so jealous of me, that Bluto.

Well, who wouldn't be?

[MR. OYL] Me. I'm not jealous
of Castor. He's my son.

Man jealous of his own son?
You owe me an apology.

I didn't mean you.

Never lets me go to the Commodore.

Commodore is a paragon of sagacity.

- If ever I could put in a good word...
- "Shut up" is the word.

"Pass" is another word.
That Wimpy, he don't pass.

He should be killed to death.

[MR. OYL] Says here
the Commodore's taxing salt again.

Mm. I don't look as good as I smell.

Too late now. Huh, gotta go.

- Oh, Mr. Eye...
- Popeye, ma'am.

Have you met... Uh, Pop...
Mr. Wimpy, my son Castor,

Mr. Geezil, my husband Cole.

- We're all one big happy family here.
- [OLIVE] Hmph.

Although not really. I mean, um,
well, Mr. Geezil and Mr. Wimpy are...

- Me, I'm family.
- Well, you're my husband.

You owe me an apology.

[CHUCKLES]

- [OLIVE] I can't find anything.
- What are you looking for?

- A glass.
- Oh. Here's a glass.

That's a short, fat, ugly glass.

I want a tall, pretty, slender glass.

They're all broken.

[CASTOR]
I could've made a fortune in fish futures.

Fish? Fish futures smell.

[MEN LAUGHING]

What kind of glass do you want, Olive?

A wine glass
or a brandy glass or a water glass?

Oh, not a thing. I don't want a thing.

- [POPEYE] Real appetizing.
- I want a fork.

Right beside your plate.
If it was a knife, it would cut you.

Will you sit down, Mr. Eye, please?

[MR. OYL] You owe me an apology.

[GEEZIL MUTTERING]

- [GEEZIL] Passing fish, please.
- Fish. Excellent idea, Miss Oyl.

I would suggest before matrimony, fish.

Fish before matrimony.

That does look good there.

Wish I had a plate, though.

Four times engaged is three times much.

[OLIVE] He can't talk me
out of anything. I'm not a child.

- [CASTOR] I'll say you're not a child.
- Who says I'm not a child?

You said you're not a child,
and I agreed with you.

[OLIVE] Who asked you to agree with me?

No one can stop me
from agreeing with you if I want to.

- I can.
- [MR. OYL] Quarreling at my table.

You both owe me an apology.

- Sorry, Pop.
- What?

Please pass the shrimp, chicken
and meatballs.

Well, I don't know.

Captain Bluto has the patience of Jobe.

Or is it Job?

He's certainly got
a very good job... Jobe...

And he needs a lot of patience.

Why, he runs this town
for the Commodore while he's away,

and the Commodore's always away.

As a matter of fact, I've never seen him.
Have you, Cole?

- Huh?
- I'd never let a girl break my engagement.

I'd break her nose
before she broke my engagement.

And you better not try on me
what you pulled on Bluto,

because I'm no pushover.

[COLE]
You owe your sister an apology.

- Will you stop fidgeting?
- [POPEYE MUTTERS]

[OLIVE] This knife won't cut.

Here, take mine.

Not since I was a child have
we had a sharp knife in this house.

[COLE] You owe me an apology.
You don't like our knives?

Bluto's rich.
He can buy you plenty of knives.

Oh. I hate this table. It's ugly.

I'm the only one with nerve enough
to tell the truth about it.

[IMITATES OLIVE] Why don't you let Bluto
the pushover buy you a new table?

- [NORMAL VOICE] Am I right, Pop?
- [COLE] Right.

- I'm right, right?
- You're right.

[WIMPY] Nothing left?

Oh, Bluto, Bluto, Bluto.
Everyone takes advantage of my poor Bluto.

Get a new glass, a new knife.

Now they want a table. Well, hmph.

That's why I always have
to break off our engagement...

to stop you all from taking advantage of
the sweetest, most humble man on earth.

- Hmph.
- Hmm.

[OLIVE] You make me sick.

Never good to be too full, I guess.

- [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
- [FAINT CHATTER, LAUGHTER]

[SNARLING]

[SNARLING CONTINUES]

[SHOUTING] It's 9:00!

Curfew!

[PIANO MUSIC, CHATTERING STOP]

Lights out!

[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]

[DOOR SLAMS]

[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[WOMAN WHISPERS]
You can have your kiss now.

[SMOOCH] Oh.

Poppa.

[CHUCKLES]

Pretty soon, you and me
are gonna be together again, huh?

Yeah.

Thirty years ain't that long.

Besides, next Wednesday's
our annualversity.

Yeah. Yeah.

[SIGHS]

Stay alive.

That's all I'm axkin' you.

[SIGHS]

Good night, Poppa.

[KISSES]

- [BELL TOLLING]
- [POPEYE SIGHS]

- [TOLLING CONTINUES]
- [ROOSTER CROWS]

[SONG BEGINS]

Sweep, sweep.

Sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep.

Hey-up.

Ah, whoop.

♪ Everything is food, food, food ♪

♪ Everything is food to go ♪

♪ Everything is food for thought ♪

♪ Everything you knead is dough ♪

♪ It is food ♪

♪ Everything is food ♪

♪ Everything is meat, meat, meat ♪

♪ Careful what you put on your feet ♪

♪ Once it lived on an animule ♪

♪ Now it walks along with you ♪

♪ It could be food ♪

Aah!

♪ Everything is food ♪

♪ I would gladly pay you Tuesday ♪

♪ For a hamburger today ♪

♪ He would gladly pay you Tuesday ♪

♪ For a hamburger today ♪

♪ Everything is chow, chow, chow ♪

♪ Everything is food to go now ♪

♪ Everything is fast for change ♪

♪ From your lemon to your sugar canes ♪

♪ It is food ♪

♪ Everything is food ♪

- Did you order a hamburger?
- Yeah, I ordered a hamburger.

That's what I got. A hamburger.

[WIMPY]
No, I beg to disagree. Rough House.

A genuine hamburger for the gentleman.

- I'm buying.
- Gee, thanks.

- [ROUGH HOUSE] Who's payin'?
- I'm buying, he's paying.

- [TAXMAN] Nickel hamburger tax.
- I'd refuse to pay if I were you.

A shocking abuse of power.

Rough House.

♪ Food, food, food ♪

♪ Everything is food ♪

One hamburger, chiseler's tax.

[HAMBURGER MOOS]

[WIMPY] ♪ I would gladly pay you Tuesday ♪

♪ For a hamburger today ♪

♪ He would gladly pay you Tuesday ♪

♪ For a hamburger today ♪

[GROWLS]

♪ Everything is upside down ♪

[LAUGHS]

♪ Everything is sunny-side up ♪

♪ It's ubiquitous ♪

♪ Enigmatic and ♪

♪ They can't trick us with no hot dog ♪

♪ Everything is food, food, food ♪

♪ Everything is food ♪

[YELPS]

Oh. Ehh...

[MAN] Hey, hey, hey. La Verne.

La Verne.

Give us a smooch. [CHUCKLES]

I really need someone to kinda talk to.

'Cause I thought everybody
in this town might be deef.

Huh? What's that?

[MEN LAUGHING]

You know, the gisk of why I'm here is,
I'm lookin' for me pap, yeah.

Oh, I've searched the seven seas for him,
and I haven't found him yet.

I was only two years old.
Me own pap left me.

- I was just a mere infink.
- Mmm.

- [RAUCOUS LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
- Pipe down, will you?

- [LA VERNE] Fry two!
- [ROUGH HOUSE] Burn two!

Me own pap ditches me.

I'm a very tolerant man,
except when it comes to holdin' a grudge.

I never thought I'd forgive me paps,

but about seven years ago,

I ships out on this boat, the Gloomy Gus.

[LAUGHING CONTINUES]

[MUTTERS] Just off the coast of Guam.

But it breaks up in this typhoon.

I'm stuck on this raft for 45 days
without food or waters.

But after all this time on this raft,

this visiktation comes to me.

Looks just like me mother, rest her soul.

- [RAUCOUS LAUGHTER]
- [GROWLS]

Oh. And it says,
"Your pap is still alive."

- Excuse me.
- [LAUGHING CONTINUES]

So when I was finally rescued,

I-I figured out that I gotta
forgive me paps, you know.

You see, I'm only afeared
that he might be dead

and never realize what a fine figure
of an orphink I turned out to be.

[CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah.

You sure got
a nice-lookin' face there, one-eye.

[LAUGHTER]

One-eye?

I've seen better arms on a baboon.

You're a slimy... Yeah. You wanna know
why you're so "loneskome"?

Go take a look in that mirror.

[RAUCOUS LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

[BIRDS TWITTERING]

[CHUCKLES]

[KNUCKLES CRACK]

You know, if it's one ting I got,
it's a sensk of humor.

Where did you get that "pronunskiation"?

[LAUGHTER]

[MAN]
Yeah. Got a olive caught in your throat?

[RAUCOUS LAUGHTER]

Well, I'll get back to ya.

[CHUCKLES, SIGHS]

Pappy. Dadda. I want my dadda.

Yeah, if I were your daddy,
I'd ship out, too.

Yeah. You're too dumb-lookin'
to leave on a doorstep.

[LAUGHTER]

Hey, runt.

I'll bet your pappy

is as ugly as you are.

Another thing I got...

is a sensk of humiligration.

Now, uh, maybe you swabs
can pool your intelligensk

and sees that
I'm asking you for an apolojagy.

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, Butch.

Why don't you give daddy's boy an apology?

With pleasure, Spike. [CHUCKLES]

The little one-eyed rat wants an apology.

Well, I would like to offer
my most sincere and "humfelt" apologies.

You got it.

Yikes!

- [RAUCOUS LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
- That's wrong, pickin' on innocents.

You apologize?

[SIGHS]

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

- Do you apologize?
- I apologize.

Rosie, get my hat. I think it's time
we leave. Gotta get back to the dairy...

- [LAUGHTER]
- [SIZZLING]

Oh, ooh. Ooh!

- [SIZZLING CONTINUES]
- [SHRIEKS]

[GROWLS]

- Apologize.
- For what?

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

All these innocents.
This is a smorgasbord of violence.

- That's everybody.
- Everybody's apologized.

Yeah, everybody's really sorry.

[SPIKE]
Oh, everybody's really, really sorry.

Now it's your turn to be sorry.

[SPIKE] Oh, yeah.

Sorry I have to do this,
but enough is enough.

Come on. Get 'em up.

Oh, sorry.

Guess what.

[POPEYE MUTTERING]

- Thanks.
- [TOOTS]

Anybody else wanna apologigy?

[GROWLS]

All in a day's fun, ain't it?

[EXCLAIMS]

Anybody home?

No.

There you go. Sorry about that.

Nah. Keep the change.

[BELL DINGS]

- [SPITS]
- [SQUAWKS]

[MAN] Remember, my dear,
tonight it's my turn to be tall.

[MAN 1] Very nice party.
I can't help but feel sad, though.

- [MAN 2] Chico. Hand these things out.
- [MAN 1] This is a sad day for me.

- [GUESTS CHATTERING]
- It's one of the saddest days of my life.

[BLUTO GROWLING]

Flowers. I forgot the flowers.

Hmm.

[GUESTS CONTINUE CHATTERING, FAINT]

Yep.

The solushkion.

[CHUCKLES] Look at that.
Ah, me dress blues.

[WOMAN] It's Castor's favorite color.

Oh, you and Castor.

Oh, phooey.

[CHATTERING CONTINUES]

[MRS. OYL] Oh, hello there.
We're just waiting for Captain Bluto.

I can't tell you how happy this makes me
to attend Miss Oyl's parties.

[CHATTERING STOPS]

[CLOCK TICKING, ARRHYTHMIC]

Uh, nice-lookin' furs there.

[GROWLS]

Well, hello.
[IMITATES GROWL, CHUCKLES]

[CLOCK CONTINUES TICKING]

Boy, uh, I don't know when I've had
this much fun and still been conscience.

Well, better be on me way.

Au reservoir.

I, uh... Yeah.

- [CHATTERING RESUMES]
- [WOMAN] Not as nice as ours, is it?

[MAN] But he's so big.
He looks like a side of beef with teeth.

[CUCKOO CLOCK SOUNDING]

[MAN 2] Well, give and you shall receive.

[MAN 3]
Typical smutty sailor comment.

[POPEYE] I didn't want to go to no party.

That's good 'cause you ain't invited.

Who says I ain't invited? I says.

Who are you? You know who I am. I'm you.

[MUTTERING]

Ahh.

[OLIVE] Ugly.

[WOMEN] Bluto's ugly, all right.

- [ALL GIGGLING]
- [FLIES BUZZING]

[OLIVE] Bluto's distinguished.

[WOMEN] He's distinguished, all right.

Distinguishedly ugly.

[WOMEN GIGGLING]

[OLIVE] Bluto's special.

[WOMEN] Oh, he's special, all right.

Especially ugly.

♪ He's tall ♪

♪ Good-lookin' ♪

♪ And he's large ♪

[GIGGLING]

♪ He's large ♪

♪ Large ♪

♪ Tall ♪

♪ Large ♪

[FLIES CONTINUE BUZZING]

[GROWLS]

Morning, Captain Bluto.

I mean, g-good evening,
Captain Bluto. I mean...

♪ And he's mine ♪

♪ Not a mandolin ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ He's an accordion ♪

♪ I have to squeeze him each night ♪

♪ To keep him warm ♪

♪ Warm ♪

♪ Oh, boy ♪

♪ He's virile ♪

♪ And he's strong ♪

[WOMEN] ♪ Strong ♪

♪ He's strong ♪

[WOMEN] ♪ Strong ♪

Huh. Sounds like Bluto.

- Uh, Bluto.
- Bluto.

At your service, sir.

There's a good picture
in the paper this week, Captain Bluto.

Anytime you want me
to come clean the boat, Captain Bluto.

[FLIES CONTINUE BUZZING]

Mother.

♪ He's got money ♪

♪ And respect ♪

♪ That's true ♪

♪ He's better ♪

♪ Than the rest ♪

♪ That's true ♪

♪ He may not ♪

♪ Be the best ♪

♪ But he's large ♪

[WOMEN GIGGLE]

♪ And he's mine ♪

[WOMEN] She can have him.

She loves me.

- [ALL EXCLAIMING]
- Yeah. Of course she does.

- [PLINK]
- She don't love me.

- Oh, no, no, no.
- [ALL MURMURING]

- [PLINK]
- She'll marry me.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

♪ Large ♪

♪ Large ♪

♪ Large ♪

♪ Large ♪

♪ Mine ♪

♪ Mine ♪

- ♪ Mine ♪
- ♪ Mine ♪

- [PLINK]
- She won't marry me.

[ALL MURMURING]

[FLY BUZZING]

- [PLINK]
- She will.

[PLINK]

She won't.

- [WOMAN GASPS]
- [STAMMERING]

♪ It may seem funny ♪

♪ But it's not ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ I'm thankful ♪

♪ For what I've got ♪

♪ Me too ♪

♪ It may not ♪

♪ Be a lot ♪

♪ But he's large ♪

- She will!
- [CHEERING]

She...

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

Faulty flower, C-Captain Bluto.

[GROWLS]

[WOMEN] Mrs. Oyl, Olive's...

Olive's what?

[IN UNISON] Olive's... getting ready.

Good.

Now where were we?

Uh, she won't marry you.

She...

- She will!
- [ALL CHEERING]

Son-in-law.

Here. Eat those.

[FLIES BUZZING]

Mmm. Yeah, yeah. [SIGHS]

[GROANING]

Thank you, Mr. Slats.

- [GROWLS]
- [FLIES BUZZING]

[GROWLS LOUDER]

[MRS. OYL] Olive!

[BUZZING CONTINUES]

[BLUTO CONTINUES GROWLING]

- [BUZZING STOPS]
- [ALL CHEERING]

Marvelous. Marvelous.

[POPEYE] No place to go.
Can't go to no party without an invite.

- Whoo!
- That's it! Come on!

[CHUCKLING] Whoa. Miss Oyl.

- You scared the wits out of me.
- I almost knocked 'em out of you, too.

What right do you
have to lurk here in the dark

and scare the wits out of a person?

I wasn't.
I was just, uh, kind of, um, well...

- How's your party goin', Miss Oyl?
- Oh, that's a dumb question.

Where do you think
I'm headed right this minute?

Um, well, um...
That way, I think. Out of town.

I am not headed out of town.

Don't you see which direction I'm facing?

[POPEYE] You're goin'... Now you're
facin'... Now you're facin' easterly.

Maybe a little southwest. Place your bets.

You need some help
with your bags there, Miss Oyl?

No.

I didn't touch you.
Didn't mean to hurt you.

- Thank you.
- Oh, you do.

Sorry about that.
Didn't mean to scares you.

[OLIVE] Oh. No, that's the wrong way.

[POPEYE] Kinda sensitive.

- Oh!
- Sorry about that.

No, that's the wrong way. I want to go...

Oh. Oh!

Ooh! Oh. Oh.

Oh!

Oh. Ohh!

- [HORN HONKS]
- Oh, that way.

That'll be 50 cents,

"impersonating a traffic cop" tax.

What?

[TAXMAN] Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Oyl.

Didn't recognize you from the back.

It won't happen again.

How come Miss Oyl
don't have to pay no taxes?

[TAXMAN] That's ten cents question tax.

- I'll give you somethin' to tax.
- But I'll let you off this time.

Since you're with Miss Oyl.

Good night, Miss Oyl.

How come bein' with Miss Oyl
means you don't have to pay no taxes?

Well, I don't know
what you're talkin' about.

[GROWLING]

Here's a nice cup of tea for you,
Captain Bluto,

while you're waiting.

[BLUTO] Where's Olive?

Olive?

You think everyone pays taxes
but me and my family, don't you? Hmm.

- Well, you couldn't be more wrong.
- If I'm wrong, why am I on your right?

You think because I'm engaged to Bluto
and Bluto runs the town for the Commodore,

we get special favors.
Well, it's a lie.

- Olive!
- [BLUTO CONTINUES GROWLING]

Bluto is kind and generous
and likes to do things for his loved ones.

- And you want me to hurt his feelings.
- [PELICAN SQUAWKS]

- Well, phooey on you.
- [MUTTERS]

Hmm. You don't even care
enough about me or my family

to be at my engagement party.

And what are you doing here
in Sweethaven, anyway? Hmm?

Well, um, I'm lookin' for me pap. Yeah.

Well, if that's true, then where is he?

Well, uh, got me there.

I don't really know. I, uh...

I got this sensk that he's here,
though, you know?

Well, all right, I'll wait. Hmph!

Anyway, there are too many guests
as it is. Half of them I hate.

[GROWLING CONTINUES]

[GLASS CRUNCHING]

- [GRUNTS, GROWLS]
- [CRUNCHING CONTINUES]

One thing I remember about me pap,
he always used to throw me up in the air.

But he'd never be there
when I'd come down, you know.

[CHUCKLES]

Boy, he had a sensk of humor, didn't he?

Yeah, that was me pap.

I remember that time
he gave me a 'lectric eel as a toy.

[CHUCKLES] Eep. Yeah, that was fun.

Or he'd rock me in my cradle
real, real, real hard,

and I'd lose me formula.

Then he'd say,
"One day, you'll be a sailor."

I guess that's... that's what I am today.
[CHUCKLES, SIGHS]

Sometimes he'd bounce me on his knee.
[CHUCKLES]

Most of the time, he'd miss, though.
Couldn't see too well with one eye.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, me pap. Yeah.

Well, I'm not waiting any longer. Hmm.

Oh. Sorry, Miss Oyl. Here we...

- [CHUCKLES] I was philostiphising.
- Mm-hmm.

Me train of thought kinda
derailed and... [CHUCKLES]

Oh, yeah. All that time waitin'.

- [CHUCKLES] I could wait a while.
- What are you doing with that basket?

Well, I'm... I'm carryin' it.
It's your basket, ain't it?

It is not my basket.

Somebody has deliberately painted
that basket to look like my basket.

My basket was clean and beautiful,
and this basket's ugly.

- [RATTLES]
- Yikes! Rattlesnake!

We should at least
have dinner first or somethin'.

- Rattlesnake!
- I know how that feels.

Rattlesnake?
Where is it, Miss Oyl? Where is it?

Where is that thing? Is it in there?

Don't worry, Miss Oyl.
I've handled vermins before.

I'll rattle that snake
so it's a pair of shoes.

That's it. I'll rattle... [MUTTERING]

I'll rattle him upside down.
I'll shake him like "mariachis."

- No. I'll get to him. Hey, hey.
- Rattlesnake! Oh!

- [POPEYE STAMMERING] Hey-hey-hey!
- Yes! Oh!

[COOING]

[BOTH SIGH]

Oh.

[POPEYE] Blow me down.

Oh. Here you go, little pup.

- Here's your snake. [CHUCKLES]
- [RATTLING]

There you go. What do you got here?

"To the one-eyed sailor." That must be me.

Wait a minute. Hold on there.

Watch out. I don't wanna hurt you.
Hi. [CHUCKLES]

I'll read this.
I'll bring it right back to you.

- Here we go.
- [BABY CRYING]

Oh, I ain't that ugly.
It's all right. Oh. It's okay.

♪ I am, I am, I am ♪

I'm all right. Hey... It's okay.
Hey, hey, hey.

- We're together in this.
- Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm." All right.

- "I must trust someone with my baby..."
- Baba.

You're a baby. It says here right there.

"I must trust someone
with my baby until I frees meself

of certain financial obligations..."

Yeah.

"...which will take 25 years or so,

at which time I shall reclaims him.

In the meantime,
love him as only a mudder could."

Signed, "a mudder."

[CHUCKLES]

You want the note?
Okay, take it back. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, I loves you more
than you'll ever know.

[SHOUTING] Olive!

[SHOUTING CONTINUES]

[SHOUTING STOPS]

[GROWLING]

[SONG BEGINS]

[WHIMPERS]

[STAMMERS] Easy. Easy.

♪ I'm mean, I'm mean, I'm mean ♪

♪ You know what I mean? ♪

♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

♪ You know what I say ♪

♪ He says he's mean ♪

♪ You know what I mean ♪

♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

- ♪ Mean ♪
- ♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

♪ You know what I mean? ♪

♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

- ♪ I'm meaner than... ♪
- [WOMEN GASPING]

♪ That's it, that's it ♪

♪ I mean what I say ♪

♪ He do, he do ♪

♪ I'm so mean ♪

♪ I had a dream of beatin' myself up ♪

♪ Broke my nose, I broke my hand ♪

♪ I wrestled myself to the ground ♪

♪ And then I choked myself to death ♪

♪ And broke the choke, then woke up ♪

[BLUTO] Arr!

♪ I'm mean ♪

♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

- ♪ You know what I mean? ♪
- ♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

- ♪ If you know what I mean ♪
- ♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

♪ You'll know what I mean ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

- ♪ I'm mean ♪
- ♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

- ♪ Meaner than... ♪
- ♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

- ♪ I sure am mean ♪
- ♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

- ♪ Yeah, I'm mean ♪
- ♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

- ♪ I mean what I says ♪
- ♪ He says ♪

♪ He says that he's mean ♪

- [CHATTERING]
- Outta my way!

- ♪ You know what I mean? ♪
- ♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

- ♪ I'm so damn mean ♪
- ♪ He's mean, he's mean ♪

♪ I'm mean ♪

[GUESTS CHATTERING]

[CHATTERING STOPS]

Look at this.

Came looking for me pap,
and now I'm a mudder.

- [CROWD GASPS]
- [CHATTERING CONTINUES]

[OLIVE] You are so cute.

♪ I have a baby ♪

♪ A little baby ♪

Olive. I thoroughly
engaged your enjoyment party.

And I mean, I...

Stairs. Theres you go.
Got another two to go.

- [OLIVE] I'm not going to drop him.
- Okay. Good.

♪ Little baby ♪

When you throw a party,
you throw a party, don't you?

[BLUTO] For the last time, where's Olive?

[OLIVE] Oh.

[GROWLS]

- Oh, yeah.
- Uh-oh.

- [BABY] Uh-oh.
- Oh.

- [BLUTO CONTINUES GROWLING]
- Oh!

- [GRUNTING]
- [SIZZLING]

[GRUNTS, GROWLS]

Oh.

Ohh!

Women and infinks first. Here you go.

I'll get back to you, I will.

Oh. Oh.

A little somethin' to remember me by.
Good luck.

- [FUSSING]
- Ohh!

There's a logical explanatkins for thisk.

I'd make the same mistake meself.

Yeah, I knows what you're tinkins.

- [GROWLS]
- Ow!

[POPEYE MUTTERING]

[SPLUTTERS] Oh, look at the birdies.

All right, I'll fight all eight of you.

Oh.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Okay, shortie,
the Oyls is gonna be double-taxed.

[MUTTERS] Hey, hey. What the... Hey.

Triple-taxed.

[POPEYE] No light.
Looks like I didn't pay me bills.

Quadruple-taxed.

Oh, look at that. Whoa. Goin' down.

[BLUTO] Surtaxed.

Am I goin' around, or is it the world?
What a lovely shade of blue.

Exercise taxed. Overtaxed.

[POPEYE]
How come everything's multiplicatin' now?

[BLUTO] And thumbtacks.

Don't tinks I blames you,
'cause I don't. Nope.

"Whereas you're in arrears
on your bathtub tax,

and whereas there's no bathtub in extent,

whereas you're in arrears
on your refrigerator tax,

and whereas there is
no refrigerator in extent,

whereas you are in arrears
on your Victrola tax,

and whereas there's no Victrola in extent,

whereas you're in arrears
on your household

and pertinences maintenance tax,

and whereas there is no house...

no household nor
pertinences nor maintenances...

by the order vested in me by Captain Bluto
on behalf of his honor the Commodore..."

[GEEZIL] Ah, phooey, the Commodore.
Next to Wimpy, I hate him best.

This is extremely grave news.
Please pay attention.

"The sum of twelve thousand,
twelve hundred

twelve dollars and twelve cents."

Cole, stop reading.

Plus one sunflower,
"embarrassing the taxman" tax.

Phooey and double phooey!

Avast there. Avast.

Watch it. You'll hurt her.

Oh, yeah? Lot you know. Her is a him.
See, he likes to smoke.

- Hmm.
- Sure.

You're just a landlubber, ain't you?

- Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a woman.
- Oh, yeah? Well, I am a mudder.

- [GASPS]
- Yeah, you do that with teeth.

- Come here.
- [BABY] Baba!

Oh, yeah? See? He wants me.

You must have an IQ
about half a million, don't you?

- Oh, yeah.
- Coochie-coo.

Yeah, coochie-coo.

None of that baby talk around me son.

Me son's gonna be a man infink,
not a baby infink.

Isn't that right?
Aw, come to papa, me little Swee'pea.

♪ You're my little swee'pea
You're my little swee'pea ♪

Swee'pea? You're bats.

Oh, yeah? I found him in Sweethaven.

That is why he's me Swee'pea.

I am callin' him Swee'pea, and
that is his name. Ain't that the truth?

Yeah? Mm-hmm, yeah.

Swee'pea is the worst name I ever heard.

What do you want me to call him, Baby Oyl?

[CASTOR]
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me, please.

[CROWD MURMURING]

[MAN] Maybe a couple of rounds.

[HORN BLOWS]

[HORN BLOWS]

[CASTOR] What could happen to me?

Well, I could get killed.

It'd be worth gettin' killed
to help Mom and Pop.

What if I won? I'm fast. I'm foxy.

He could have a heart attack.

[BAND PLAYING "SWEETHAVEN" THEME]

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
♪ Sweet Sweethaven ♪

♪ God must love us ♪

Oh, and I disapprove
of you taking me to a fight

and my parents to a fight
and my baby to a fight.

♪ Of Sweethaven ♪

Fightin' is fun.

Oh, fights are not fun.

You know the words to this song, Cole?

Of course I know the words.
It's our national anthem, isn't it?

- Pardon.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah. That'll be 62 cents.

"Going to an illegal sporting event" tax.

If it's illegal, how come it's goin' on?

[RINGS BELL]

[ANNOUNCER] Ladies and gentlemen,
citizens of Sweethaven,

who will be the only mortal in our midst
to attempt to last one scandalous round...

[OLIVE] Watch that step!
Wait a minute!

...with that ugliest of plug-uglies,

that unworthiest of worthies,

the perjorative of pugilism...

Fight stuff.

...Oxblood Oxheart!

Oh, now look at that. Isn't...

- Wait a minute.
- Yeah.

There's Castor.

- [OLIVE] Castor?
- Oh, my stars! It's Castor!

Mom, Pop, I'm gonna fight him.

Oh, get my baby. Get my baby
out of there. Don't touch his feet.

He's gotta dance with those feet.

Hee-hee-hee-hee-yah! I can do it!

- Olive, do something about this!
- [OLIVE] What are you, a nut?

What good are you, Olive?
Get your brother out of this.

I can't stand much more of this.

- [BELL DINGS]
- Where are my pills?

- [COLE] Get him out of there, Geezil.
- Gentlemen, you know the rules.

There are no rules.
This is a fight to the finish.

[CROWD BOOING]

First man who is dead loses.
Good luck to both of you.

Did you see what he was doing?
You didn't see?

- Good luck to you.
- I hate you to pieces! Come over here.

Now don't... don't kill him.

Just fluff him up a bit.

[CROWD BOOING, JEERING]

- [GEEZIL] Lead him with your left hand!
- Castor! Castor, get out of there!

Go for him right away, son.

- Castor.
- [CROWD SHOUTING, CHATTERING]

Give him Oyl, Castor! Give him Oyl!

[MRS. OYL]
Below the belt! Below the belt!

Come on, hit him, hit him, hit him!

Oh!

That was a rabbit punch!

Two, three, four, five,
six, seven eight, nine, ten. Out.

[POPEYE]
Your name's Castor, not Custer.

Come on! Sting that whale!

[GEEZIL]
Don't make him mad, Castor!

He's not a person.

Hi. I'm, uh... Cas...

That's it. Come on.

That's it. Fight's over.

Did you see that?

You're a bum.

You're a bum.
I'll teaches you how to fight fair.

- [CROWD BOOING]
- [GEEZIL] He's not a person!

Hello. Hello. Very good. Very good.

Very good fight.

[POPEYE] You'll get taught how to fight.

I got your number, you beached whale.
I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

No, no, no, no!

[MRS. OYL WHIMPERING]

- [CRASH]
- [BELL RINGING]

[POPEYE THEME PLAYS]

Oh, Popeye!

[GEEZIL]
Watch out now, Mr. Oxmeat!

You, you, you. You're gonna be
kissing canvas real soon.

- [CHEERING]
- [OLIVE] Oh! Oh!

[OLIVE] Poor little fatherless baby.

Oh, you'll be murdered!

[WIMPY] All right, gentlemen,
you both know the rules.

This is to be a fight to the finish.

Touch gloves and come out fighting.

You afraid I got a magnet
in there or somethin'? Uh, I got ya.

- Come on! [MUTTERS]
- [OLIVE] That was birdies!

Little birdies.
That's what you're gonna be seeing.

- Be right back.
- I know you will, sonny.

- [CLANGING]
- [GEEZIL] All right, here we go.

Now, what we were thinking before
was winning ahead with your mind.

[OLIVE] Give him a karate chop! Yeah!

[GEEZIL SHOUTING]
Show him the left! Uppercut!

Very good! Cheers! That's fighting!

[OLIVE SHOUTING]

Don't you dare.

- Your mudder's here?
- So what?

- You bet I'm his mother.
- Pleased to meet you. I'm a mudder meself.

That's his mother. I can't bust him...

See? His mother's been distracting you.
Not be doing that.

I can't. That's his mudder.
It's against my moralickies.

You don't bust him, he kill you, right?

Now listen. Dancing, dancing, dancing.

- Dancing? Like... [HUMMING]
- Dancing, dancing. Fancy dancing.

Be careful.

You're gonna get yours, Ox.

Punch him. Punch him.

- Punch him!
- [OLIVE] To the left! Right! Look out!

Easy! Easy! Watch what you're doing!

Oh, be careful. Be careful.

I gotta ask you to get
your mudder out of the ring.

- Oh!
- [CHEERING, JEERING]

I'll get the bucket.

Watch it! She's got a bucket!

Aah!

- [THUD]
- [BUCKET CLATTERING]

Oh, Mommy. I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Where do I send the flowers?

[POPEYE GROANS]

- Come on!
- [CHEERING CONTINUES]

- [CROWD GASPS]
- That's one.

- [MAN] Hit him with a right!
- That's two.

And three for me.

- [MRS. OYL] Do it! Do it!
- [OLIVE] Hit him! Yeah!

- [BIRDS CHIRPING]
- [CHEERING]

Timber.

[BELL CLANGING]

[POPEYE GRUNTS] Can't see nothin'.

Oh, there it is.

Shh.

[POPEYE] Hey, Cap'n Pea.

Look it there, Olives. He's got my eye.

He does not have your eyes.
He's got my eyes.

He's got your mouth.

Dizzy dame.

One day, Swee'peas,
he's gonna go to school

and bust bigger kids in the mush.

Yeah, you like that, don't you? Yeah.

And we'll move into a vine-covered cottage
on a shady lane,

and we'll garden together,
and we'll play house.

♪ I've been sailin' 'bout the seven seas ♪

♪ Lookin' for somebodies
Who would sail with me ♪

♪ Sail with me ♪

♪ Sail with me ♪

♪ And I've been waitin'
For someone like you ♪

♪ A man who could love me
And will promise to ♪

♪ Stay with me ♪

♪ Stay with me ♪

♪ Stay ♪

♪ With ♪

♪ Me ♪

[BOTH] ♪ Sailing ♪

♪ Sailing ♪

♪ Sailing ♪

♪ Sail ♪

♪ Nothin' feels better
Than a rolls on the sea ♪

♪ And I can't think of anyone but you ♪

♪ To stay ♪

♪ With me ♪

[GIGGLES]

♪ Stay with me ♪

♪ Sail with me ♪

♪ Stay with me ♪

♪ Sail with me ♪

♪ Stay with me ♪

♪ Stay ♪

♪ With me ♪

♪ Sail ♪

♪ With ♪

♪ Me ♪

[POPEYE VOCALIZES HIGH NOTE]

[SIGHS] Oh, Popeye.

[GEEZIL] What is that glop you're eating?

It's a soupburger.
These are difficult times.

Burgers can't be choosers.

Phooey. Work is what
is making the heart grow stronger.

Come.

Bye, Mom. Ow.

- Worry, worry, worry.
- [POPEYE MUTTERING]

Well, hope the taxes
don't come to too much.

- The main thing is that you're all right.
- [SWEE'PEA COOS]

Yeah. Mm.

Was you, uh, worried that I mighta gotten
killed or somethin', maybe? Yeah.

Oh, Popeye, don't be silly. I knew.

- [POPEYE] You didn't have no confidinks.
- [OLIVE] Oh, I did, too.

- Mm-hmm.
- I did, too, after I asked Swee'pea.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Ho-ho-ho. That's rich.

You're gone now.
You're really a dizzy dame.

- I asked Swee'pea, and he told me.
- Insulting an infink.

- Isn't that so?
- [WHISTLES]

What did he say?

See? I asked Swee'pea,

"Swee'pea, will Popeye be killed?"

- Uh-uh.
- No?

So then I asked, "Swee'pea,

will Popeye be seriously maimed?"

[LAUGHS]

- No?
- [CHUCKLES] That's two for two.

That can happen anyway, you know? Hmm?

[OLIVE] So then I queried, "Swee'pea,

will Popeye actually survive?"

[WHISTLES]

- Yeah. I survived, yeah, yeah.
- [OLIVE] What? You mean he'll win?

- [WHISTLES]
- [OLIVE] Oh!

[CHUCKLES] That's a neat trick.

[CHUCKLES]
Me infink is a psychic, a prophics.

If I hadn't seen it with me own eye,
I wouldn't believe it.

[COLE] That kid's a regular forecaster.

Remind me to ask him about gold futures.

More interested in talking to him
about immediate futures.

Uh, Popeye.
He's an adorable little fellow.

And he's a psychics, too.
Ain't that the truth?

But he looks a little peaked to me.

He needs some air.

Air? That's all we have here is air.

[WIMPY] With your permission, Popeye,
I'll take him for a little walk.

Well, why not? You're like his uncle.
You're his Uncle Wimp.

[CHUCKLES] That's it. There you go.

- Come along.
- Hey, don't forget his little hat here.

He's goin' out in uniform.

Oh, of course. Thank you.

[CHUCKLES] Ain't that something?
He's takin' him for a walk.

Hey, wait a minute there.
You tryin' to pull a fast one?

He can't walk yet.

Oh, I'll carry him.

Oh, in that case, it's all right.

Long as you don't take him
for a drags or something.

- I want to carry him for a walk.
- Oh, leave him be there.

It's Uncle Wimps goin' with the Swee'pea.

Yeah, Wimpy can take him, but I can't?
Hmm.

Um, who says you can't?

You said I can't.

Oh.

That was before.

Before what?

Well, um...

Before I, uh, knew
you was worried about me.

Oh.

You mean now I can carry him

just because I was worried about you?

Yes. Yes. Mm-hmm.

Phooey.

- Phooey?
- Mm-hmm.

Y-You said "phooey" to me?

I said "phooey," and I mean "phooey."

Phooey.

[MUTTERS] Ha-ha. She said...

"phooey" to me.

["CALL TO THE POST" PLAYS ON BUGLE]

We have Lickety Split number one.

Number three... Sand Crab.

- How about six?
- [WHISTLES]

Everything's gonna be all right.
Now, he's with his Uncle Wimps,

and they've only been gone
for a couple of hours.

Wait a minute. This town could've been
built in a couple of hours. Ooh.

I gotta be trustworthy.
Wimps is trustworthy.

Wait a minute. I don't trust him
as far as I can throw him.

I don't see him anywhere.

Well, maybe they went to the Rough House.

[COLE] No. Wimpy's barred
from the Rough House. Bad credit.

Oh, my stars and horses!

Derby day. That rat Wimpy.

What's this got to do with me Swee'peas?

They've gone to the races.

A baby at the horse races.

Where is these races?

Come on, let's go.

- [ANNOUNCER] And they're off.
- [HOOVES POUNDING]

[CROWD CHATTERING, SHOUTING]

- Come on. Come on.
- [SWEE'PEA SQUEALING]

- [ANNOUNCER CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
- Come on.

Oh!

[ANNOUNCER]
Coming into the final stretch...

- [CHATTERING, SHOUTING CONTINUE]
- Oh!

And the winner is...

Cat's Pajamas.

Yippee! We did it!

Oh, that Wimps. Abducticating me Swee'pea.

Oh, a racetrack ain't no nurskery.

Oh, patience, patience. Gotta remain calm.

That's it. Straight ahead.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[WOMAN] Lonesome, chubby?

We got it. Look.
You like Stars and Garters?

- [SWEE'PEA] Uh-uh.
- No. Number two, Ed?

Ed? That's a horse.

All right, number six... Holy Moly.

- [SWEE'PEA WHISTLES]
- Do you like Holy Moly?

- Holy Moly?
- ["CALL TO THE POST"]

Holy Moly!

That's it. Holy Moly. We can't lose.

Everything on Holy Moly.

And they're off.

[WHINNYING]

[HOOVES POUNDING]

[CHATTERING, SHOUTING]

- [ANNOUNCER] Lickety Split out in front...
- [WIMPY] Come on, Holy Moly.

- ...followed by Sand Crab.
- Come on, Holy Moly!

- [WHINNYING]
- Come on!

[ANNOUNCER] Stars and Garters
trailing way behind!

Come on!

[ANNOUNCER]
In the final stretch, it's Holy Moly!

Come on! Oh, we're gonna win!
Look! Hooray! We've done it!

[POPEYE] What is this,
a house of ill repukes?

Ooh, who'd bring me infink
to this den of immoraliky?

Don't touch anythink.
Might get a venerable disease.

[WOMAN] Ooh. Is that a bankroll
you got in your pocket?

Hello. Got to gird me loins up
for this one.

Raise your paper, Cole.

- [MUTTERING]
- Oh! Would you...

You know, if Mom caught me in here,
she'd kill me.

There's Mom.

Where is that Wimpy?

[CASH REGISTER RINGS]

Oh.

Oh! Castor, what are you doing here?

Uh, I've been behind you all the time.

A hundred and ten,
a hundred and 20 dollars. Mwah!

Wimpy, I'm disgustipated with you.
May I borrow the infink for just a moment?

Well, yes, just a moment.

I don't want your little peepers
to see what's about to happen.

I ought to bust you right in the mush.

- It'll be real quick. Don't worry.
- What is this?

It's 120 simoleons.

[OLIVE] You won 120 simoleons?

You know how many hamburgers that is?

- Disgraceful. How many races?
- Two races.

Hmm. Let me see that racing form. Hmm.

Oh, maybe we could... Oh, Swee'pea.

No child of mine is growin' up
to be a raceking trout.

- Come on, me little...
- Now wait a minute.

["CALL TO THE POST" PLAYS ON BUGLE]

[MUTTERING]

What are you doin' there?
No childs of mine will be exploiticated

for ill-gotten gains.

It is not ill-gotten.
It's good-gotten gains.

This gains will clothe us
and feed us and save us.

Wrong is wrong, even if it helps you.

The horses are at the gate.

Family is more important
than dumb morality. Hmm.

Oh, look. He's got something
in his eye. Let me see.

Oh, I know how that feels. There we go.

- Yeah. Hmm. Hmm.
- [SWEE'PEA GIGGLES]

[OLIVE] Oh, Phoebe's Wish?

Keep-A-Goin'? Lady Loose?

- Sucking Lemons?
- [WHISTLES]

- Sucking Lemons!
- What am I?

Some kind of barnacle
on the dinghy of life?

[OLIVE] Oh! Make it snappy!

Well, I ain't no doctors,
but I knows when I'm losing me patience.

- 120 simoleons on Sucking Lemons, please.
- Hurry. The race is gonna start.

What am I, some kind of judge or lawyers?

[GRUMBLING]

Maybe not, but I knows what law suits me.

Careful there. Don't ruffle me feathers.

What am I?

I ain't no physickist,
but I knows what matters.

What am I? I'm Popeye the Sailor.

♪ And I yam what I yam what I yam ♪

♪ And I yam what I yam
And that's all that I yam ♪

♪ 'Cause I yam what I yam ♪

♪ You got it? I think so, yeah ♪

♪ And I got a lot of muscle
And I only gots one eye ♪

♪ And I never hurt nobody
And I'll never tell a lie ♪

♪ Top to me bottom
From the bottom to me top ♪

♪ That's the way it is
Till the day that I drop ♪

♪ What am I? ♪

♪ I am what I yam ♪

Oh, one of these days...

♪ I yam what I yam what I yam ♪

Come on, Sucking Lemons.

- Come on, get up there.
- [POPEYE] I've wondered about meself.

To be or not to be. Who's axkin'?

♪ I can open up an oshkean
I can take a lot of sail ♪

♪ I can lose a lot of water
But I'll never have to bail ♪

♪ Off the coask of Madagascar
Does a whale got a tail? ♪

♪ What am I? ♪

♪ What am I? ♪

I am what I am!

♪ I'm Popeye the Sailor ♪

♪ I'm Popeye the Sailor ♪

♪ I'm Popeye the Sailor ♪

♪ I am what I am
And that's all that I am ♪

♪ I am what I am what I am what I am ♪

♪ I'm Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

Ha ha!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[MUTTERING]

Arms, don't fail me now!

♪ I am what I am
And that's all that I am ♪

♪ I'm Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

Ha ha! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[ALL SHOUTING]

[WEEPING]

I hate to do this, Swee'pea,
but it's neskessary.

Sometimes you gotta do tings

you don't want to do
when you gotta do 'em, but...

[MRS. OYL] Oh, it's cruel, Mr. Eye...

Uh, Mr. Pop... Uh, Mr. Popeye.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Oyl,
but it's a parent's duty

to protect me adopticated son
from child abuske.

Oh, but think of Olive.

You can't take the poor baby
away from poor Olive.

Me morality ain't bilge, Mrs. Oyl.

Me mind is set, and when me mind is set,
I don't change for nothin'.

You sure about that?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.

- Oh, Swee'pea, one day you'll forgive me.
- [SWEE'PEA FUSSING]

[COLE] Maybe we owe him an apology.

[POPEYE] We'll find another place
to plant ourselves. Yeah.

- [GRUNTS] There.
- [SWEE'PEA GIGGLES]

Me... All right, just you, okay?
You all right there?

This ain't bad, is it?

It ain't the Ritz, but at least you get
a little womb service here, huh?

[LAUGHS]
It ain't no palatkial mansion, either,

but I got somethin', best I ever saw.

Got your blankets here.

Yeah, there we goes. Got your blankets.

You moved out of the Oyls'?

- None of your business.
- $4.25 movin' out tax.

Nuts to you and nuts to your taxes.

- You moved in here?
- What's it look like?

$5.25 movin' in tax.

Once again, double nuts.

- Where's this baby come from?
- The pelicans brought him.

Plus 89 cents unlicensed baby tax.

Get out. Don't take me personal.

Oh, no.

[YELLING]

[CHEERING]

Down with taxes! Down with paying!

[GEEZIL] Hoop, hoop, hoopla!

Did you see that, what he did?

[POPEYE]
Look at all the peoples. [CHUCKLES]

[GEEZIL] Phooey on the taxman!

Phooey on the taxman!

Tax the fishes! [LAUGHS]

Did you see that?

[SWEE'PEA FUSSING]

[GEEZIL] Hurrah! Hurrah!

Swee'pea. Swee'pea? Swee'pea!

Where's... Let me down.
Wait a minute. Swee'pea!

- [CRYING]
- [POPEYE] Swee'pea!

[POPEYE] Swee'pea!

Swee'pea!

[ECHOING] Swee'pea!

[RATTLE SHAKES]

[SIGHS]

It's me own fault
Swee'pea's been kidnapped.

Olives was right. Yeah.

Even an orphink
needs a mudder and a father.

[OLIVE WHISPERS] Oh.

If I was gonna be Swee'pea's mudder,

I should've at least
let her be his father.

Or viska verska.

I ain't man enough to be a mudder.

♪ And all at once, I knew ♪

♪ I knew at once ♪

♪ I knew he needed me ♪

♪ Until the day I die, I won't know why ♪

♪ I knew he needed me ♪

♪ It could be fantasy ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Or maybe it's because ♪

♪ He needs me, he needs me ♪

♪ He needs me, he needs me ♪

♪ He needs me, he needs me ♪

♪ Da da da, dat-dat-dat ♪

♪ Da-da da-da-da ♪

♪ It's like a dime a dance ♪

♪ I'll take a chance ♪

♪ I will because he needs me ♪

♪ No one ever asked before before ♪

♪ Because they never needed me ♪

♪ But I do ♪

♪ But he does ♪

♪ Maybe it's because he's so alone ♪

♪ Maybe it's because
He's never had a home ♪

♪ He needs me, he needs me ♪

♪ He needs me, he needs me ♪

♪ He needs me, he needs me ♪

♪ For once, for once in life ♪

♪ I finally felt that someone needed me ♪

♪ And if it turns out real ♪

♪ Then love can turn the wheel ♪

♪ Because he needs me, he needs me ♪

♪ He needs me, he needs me
He needs me, he needs me ♪

♪ Da da da, dat-dat-dat ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da dum ♪

♪ Da da da, dat-dat-dat ♪

♪ Da-da da-da-da ♪

[SHIP HORN BLOWING]

[SUCKING THUMB LOUDLY]

[BURPS]

[WHINING]

[BLUTO SNORING]

Popeye.

Dear... Swee'peas.

♪ Everybody's gotta have somebodies ♪

♪ Even if it's only mes ♪

♪ Stops your crying, Swee'peas ♪

♪ And try to go to sleeps ♪

♪ I don't know hows you got here ♪

♪ I don't knows if you cares ♪

♪ You could've come from heavens ♪

♪ Or a typhoon anywhere ♪

♪ Well, me, I came from heaven ♪

♪ Off Catalina La-La-Lagoon ♪

♪ And I was told me mammy ♪

♪ Gave me up in a typhoon ♪

♪ But don't you cry, little Swee'pea ♪

♪ You and me, we's both the same ♪

♪ And the biggest tear I ever seen ♪

♪ In the eye of a hurricane ♪

♪ Go to sleep, sleep, sleepy ♪

♪ Now tell me what you sees ♪

♪ And someday when you's older ♪

♪ I'll tell youse all about me ♪

Love...

from Popeye.

[VOCALIZING]

[SONG ENDS]

[WIMPY] Let me see now. "Keep out."

Hmm. "Tax shelter."

Hmm.

Ah, the Commodore's boat.

But no Commodore, of course.

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

Aha!

- Swee'pea's still in Sweethaven.
- Wimpy! Who are you talking to?

- What did you say about Swee'pea?
- I said nothing.

Oh.

- Oh, but what about...
- Ah!

- Help!
- Oh, my. Oh, my.

Miss Olive, please help me.
Help me. Help me.

Not until you tell me
everything you know about Swee'pea.

I know nothing.

- Come clean!
- Oh. No!

Oh, no. I confess. I confess.

[MAN] Yeah, infinks. I hates infinks.

[BLUTO]
The kid's worth a fortune, Commodore.

[COMMODORE] Ah, I got all the fortune
I cares about, you idjit.

I got me buried treasure.

And don't you wishes
you knows where it's hid.

[CHUCKLES]

Eat your spinach, you no-good infink.

Eat it.

Eat it! Eat it!

- [OLIVE] Oh, I can't see anything.
- [WIMPY] There's no one home. Let's go.

Wimpy, you come back here
this very minute. Open this door.

- It's probably locked.
- Open this door!

- [BLUTO] Commodore.
- Shh.

Don't keep calling me Commodore

inside this here harbora.

I got millions o' emenies.

And you is 10 or 12 of 'em.

[BLUTO] I call you an old fool.

We could break the bank
at the betting parlor.

This kid can predict the future.

I don't want to break the bank
in the bettin' parloror, you non-entiky.

I owns the bettin' parloror.
And I owns you.

So don't talk to me about no future.

I hates the future.

And I hates the past.

And I hates the present. 'Specially you.

All these years, I been loyal mean,

and all these years, you been
droppin' hints about buried treasure.

You think that's fair?

Don't darest say I ain't fair.

True, I hates,

but I come by me hatin' fair...

and square.

Hating's me code.

I will live and die by hatin'.

[CHUCKLES]

Hate's done me more good

than anything in the world.

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Master of me own deskiny ♪

♪ And I hates responsibilicky ♪

♪ Ah, it's not easy being me ♪

Shut your lip and open your mouth.

♪ Oh, it's hard to be in charge ♪

♪ Even harder bein' large ♪

♪ But you charge when you're in charge ♪

♪ Ah, it's not easy being me ♪

- Grr! I hate you so much.
- A mutiny? Mutiny!

♪ Ah ♪

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Admiral of me own ship at sea ♪

I've been scuppered!

Oh, we better tell Popeye we found him.

Who?

Shh. Everyone. Come on.

♪ It's not easy being mean ♪

- ♪ The problems of the large ♪
- ♪ If you know what I mean ♪

♪ He's large, he's large ♪

♪ I got me own destiny ♪

♪ Yo-ho, yo-ho ♪

♪ It's not easy bein' mean ♪

♪ Sometimes some things happen ♪

♪ I don't know why anymore ♪

♪ Sometime, one time somethin' happened ♪

♪ I don't know what anymore ♪

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Master of me own indignity ♪

♪ And it's not the all or end of me ♪

♪ Still, it's not easy being me ♪

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

Me own rope, too.

♪ It's not easy ♪

[BLUTO LAUGHS]

- You found me Swee'pea?
- [OLIVE] What?

- Oh, shh. You'll break his heart.
- [WIMPY] Your father.

You found me father.

No! Yes.

- Oh. Oh, you tell him.
- Uh...

No, I'll tell him. Oh, no, don't tell him.

Let's don't tell him.

What did you find,
me Swee'pea or me father?

Uh, more than that.

You found me father and me Swee'pea.

Uh, Commodore.

[OLIVE] No. Oh.

You found me father,
me Swee'pea, and the Commodore.

- [WIMPY] And Captain Bluto.
- That's a real cruel joke.

[OLIVE] Your father is a rat!

A crook and a kidnapper.

He's on the Commodore's boat
right now with Bluto and Swee'pea.

- That's what I can't tell you.
- No, he ain't.

- Oh, yes, he is.
- No, he ain't, he ain't.

Me father ain't no kidnappers.

Oh, he is, too.

He's a rat, a crook, a kidnapper
and a bad father and more.

- More?
- Yeah.

It appears that
your father is the Commodore.

Lies, lies. [WHIMPERS]

There ain't no dad-blasted treasure.

Kid... this is the crucial question.

Listen close.

Can you lead me
to the old goat's buried treasure?

Don't tell him,
you little rat fink infink!

He ain't no Commodores.

A hoity-toity Commodore.
He would never be that.

A rat, a crook, a kidnapper,

and the Commodore!

I don't listen to the advice
of some dizzy gaming broad.

[GASPS]

Now, they ain't there,
and I'm gonna prove it.

- Now, where ain't they?
- They ain't on the Commodore's boat.

- That's where they ain't?
- Mm-hmm.

If that's where they ain't,
that's where I'm gonna prove they ain't.

Oh, Popeye, wait a minute.

[DRUMS BEATING]

[ALL] Go get 'em, Popeye.

My husband has delegated me
to inform you that he's behind you.

I'd go with you, Popeye,
but I've a shave and shampoo awaiting.

[CHILDREN] Give 'em hell, Popeye!

- [GIRL] Kick 'em in the butt!
- You can count on me, Mr. Popeye.

- I'd go with you, but I gotta lock up.
- I just hope he doesn't get hurt.

[CHATTERING CONTINUES]

- You know I'd go with you...
- I'd go, Popeye, but...

[GEEZIL] He's coming! Revolution is today!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[DRUMMING STOPS]

- [MAN 1] I'd go...
- [MAN 2] Not me.

[MAN 3] If I wasn't
afraid of the water, I'd go.

Clean up on them, Popeye.

- No way I'm going with you, but good luck.
- [POPEYE] This is where he ain't?

[GRUNTING]

[CLATTERING]

- [FROG CROAKS]
- [GASPS]

I know you ain't down there.

If he is, you ain't him, is you?

Now...

where ain't youse?

Where ain't me Swee'peas?

What's that? What? Who?

Pap?

Pap?

Poppa?

Poppa.

I ain't nobody's poppa.

You one-eyed, fish-faced,

sissipated sniffle-snaffle.

Oh-ho, I knew it! I knew it!

I found youse!

[POPEYE MOANING]

I hates sentiment!

I am disgustipated.

Ugh! Ugh! Nuts to you.

Phooey. Phooey. Phooey.

[MUTTERING HAPPILY]

Oh, Poppa. Poppa, Poppa, Poppa.

Oh, Pap! Father!

It's me. It's me, your orphink son.

- Stand to, you swab.
- Yes, sir.

You're castin' shadows on Poopdeck Pappy,

pride of the Paciferic
and father to the shark,

brother to the pyranica,
cousin to the killer whale,

and uncle to the octopussy.

[GRUNTING]

But, Pap, I'm your one and only oxspring.

See? We got the same bulgy arms.

No resemblance.

We got the same squinky eye.

What squinky eye?

Gonna be hard for you to see.

Oh, we got the same pipe, Pap.

You idiot. You can't inherit a pipe.

[GRUNTING]

I am poppa to no male nor no female child

that no court could prove otherwise.

Oh...

Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]

There's one way
to prove I ain't your father.

Pick up that can of spinach.

Pick it up.

Now bring it over here.

- Now eat it.
- Eat it?

- Eat it.
- Raw?

Eat it raw.

- Eat that spinach.
- I don't want to eat that spinach.

- Eat that spinach, you brat.
- I don't want to eat that spinach.

- Uhhh! You eat that spinach!
- [GROANING]

Ohh, you disobedient brat.

[POPEYE WAILS]

You was disobedient when you was two,

and you're still disobedient now.

You wouldn't eat your spinach.

Spinach what kept our family strong
for thousands of years.

And what does me
only oxspring do with it? He...

[BOTH] Spits it up!

[BOTH SPIT]

His mother ups and dies,
and he wouldn't eat his spinach.

His poppa outta work,
and he wouldn't eat his spinach.

The whole country in a depressigan...

[GROANS]
...and he wouldn't eat his spinach.

That was Coolidge...

His poppa going hungary,
going off to steal.

- Stealing what?
- [BOTH] Spinach.

So his ungrate son
could grow up big and strong.

You know what I done?

You know what I done
when the G-men cotched me

and thrung me in jail? Huh? I laughed.

- Yeah, you laughed?
- I laughed a whole year.

- That's me poppa.
- [FORCED LAUGHTER]

[GRUMBLES]

Cut me down from this yardarm.

He's gettin' away with that
rotten little infink of a stool pigeon.

- Cut you down?
- Cut me down!

- Cut me down. Cut me down!
- Cut you down!

[CRASH]

- [GROANS]
- [BIRDS CHIRPING]

- I, uh, cut you down, Pap.
- You idiot.

- Well, you said cut you down.
- I didn't say cut me down.

I said get me down. Get me down.

- [TOWNSPEOPLE CLAMORING]
- Oh. Oh, unhand me, you brute.

Oh, what are you doing?

What? Oh.

- [ALL SHOUTING]
- Come back here, Bluto!

And don't you ever pick up another knife.

If you do, I'll make you eat it.

You'll be known
as the sword-swallowin' sailor.

[GRUMBLES]

That's me pap. I know it is.

[SHIP HORN BLOWING]

Oh. What is all this brightness?
I can't see.

[GROANS]

- [TOWNSPEOPLE] Popeye! Popeye!
- All hands on deck.

Come on, all hands.

[MAN] You can't stop him.

[COMMODORE]
Come on! Haul ass! Haul ass!

[CLAMORING CONTINUES]

Your pappy's the Commodore?

[LAUGHS]

- Follow me! Get out here!
- He's got 'em!

- Bluto's got Olive and Swee'pea!
- Olive and Swee'pea? Olive.

Help!

Popeye!

Olive! Olive! Get me Olive!

I gotta get him
before he gets me treasure.

All of you is commandeered.

[OLIVE SCREAMS] Popeye!

[GEEZIL] The wharf! The wharf is moving!

[COMMODORE] Shut up, stupid.
This ain't no wharf.

This is me getaway boat.

[LAUGHS]

- [COMMODORE] Hoist the mainmast.
- Help! We're going!

[CLAMORING]

- [POPEYE] Poor Olive!
- [BLUTO] Try and stop me!

[OLIVE] Hurry up, Popeye!
You're falling behind!

And Bluto's gettin' away!

Yeah, with us!

Help!

[GEEZIL] What is it?

It's a rock.

It's a hard place.

[WIMPY] Oh, no. It's Scab Island.

[CASTOR WHIMPERS] Mom.

[MRS. OYL] Don't worry, Castor.
Your father's with us.

[COLE] S-S-Scab Island.

[COMMODORE] Haul ass! Haul ass!
Haul ass! Get to your stations!

Get to your battle stations.

Ooh, phooey.

[BELL CLANGING]

What are you doin'? What are you doin'?

Who do you think you are? Captain Arab?

I'm tryin' to see me Olive Oyl
and me Swee'peas.

[COMMODORE] Olive Oyl? Swee'pea?
What are you doin', making a salad?

I want me treasure.
Do you hear me? I want me treasure.

I am the commodore of this ship
and don't you give orders.

Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm the commodore of me friends.

You command this privy,
and I'll commands me friends.

Is that any way to talk to your father?

You ain't my father.
Me father was tall and kind.

- He looks like Abraham Lincoln.
- [SCOFFS] Don't tell me what I yam.

Huh? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
I says I am your father.

I ought to know whose father I is
and whose father I ain't.

- [POPEYE] Who says?
- I says. I says.

I says avast, you old bilge rat,
before I use you as an anchor.

Bilge rat? Bilge rat? Bilge rat?

Mutiny. Mutiny.

I am your one and only father.

Look it. Look it.
Ohh! The same bulgy arms!

- No resemblink.
- [GROANS]

- The same squinky eye. Huh?
- What squinky eye?

Help! Popeye! Oh!

We even got...
We even got the same pipe. Look.

- This ain't me pipe. [GROANS]
- [POPEYE] You took the bait, you old...

Eh, I've never seen
anything like this before in me life.

Talkin' to your poor old father like that.

You disobedient brat.

You're spoiled, that's what you are.
Spoiled.

Children. Children. Kids.

Ah, phooey. Phooey.

Give 'em everything they want
and what do you get in return?

Nuts. Nuts. Nuts.

Nothin' but heartache.

Heartache, sadness, and miserky.

Once in a while, you try to give them
a bath and they don't want it.

And another bad time when you want to do
something that you really want to do,

but all they want to do
is not what you want to do.

Bless their little hearts.
If they were made out of gold,

I'd like to sell 'em on
the open marketplace.

- I could make me a fortune.
- I could have made a fortune...

Kids! Ahh!
They don't know what they're doin'.

Kids.

Dad-blast 'em.
They're gonna lead you to ruin.

That's what they gonna do...
lead you to ruin.

They cry at you when they're young,
they yell at you when they're older,

they borrows from you
when they're middle-aged,

and they leave you alone to die
without even payin' you back.

Children. Phooey. [BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[HORN BLOWS]

You give 'em everything they want,
and what do you get back in return?

- You get nothin'.
- Caught you like a big red lobster!

They're just smaller versions
of us, you know.

But I'm not so crazy
about me in the first place.

So why do I want one of them?

I ask you. Children.

Ah, children. Little children.

You pour your heart out to 'em,

give 'em everything they want,
give 'em candy and a lot of toys.

And what do you get back?
You get a lot of noise.

♪ Nah-na-na na-na-na ♪

♪ My papa's a mean old man ♪

[HORN BLOWS]

I'm through with children.
I'm through with kids.

There ain't nothin'
I'm never gonna do about it.

[POPEYE] There he is, Pap!
We got him cornered!

Swee'pea, we're comin'!

Dad-blast that dirty bilge rat!

You! You with the crazy beard!

Get that fat guy up here.
Come up here. Get up here.

- [GEEZIL] The Commodore is calling.
- [CHATTERING CONTINUES]

- There she is!
- Come on. Haul ass, haul ass.

Get the cannon and move it here.
Come on, haul ass. Haul ass! Haul ass!

- Get the cannon and move it here.
- [POPEYE] The cannon?

What? What are you doin'?
You can't fire that thing.

- There's womens and infinks on that boat.
- Will you stop worrying!

All I'm gonna do is fire a warning shot
right across the bow.

Don't you thinks I knows what I'm doin'?

Ah! Short!

Gorsh, I was a little short!

- Reload it. Reload it. Reload.
- [POPEYE] No, you don't.

Dad-blast it, I missed!

- [ALL SHOUTING]
- Full speed ahead!

Slow down, Pap, so we can board her.

We're not gonna board her.
I'm gonna ram him! I'm gonna ram him!

He's not gonna get away with my treasure!

- [POPEYE] Swee'pea is on that boat!
- [HORN BLOWING]

[COMMODORE] I don't care about him!
All I care about is that treasure!

[SIREN WAILING]

[ALL SHOUTING]

[BURBLING]

- [SWEE'PEA FUSSING]
- [OLIVE] Oh!

Ha ha! Pirates' Cove.
I should have known it.

All right, Mr. Mean.

Because that's gonna be your name
from this day forward.

Oh, yeah? Well, you've broken
your bale of straws on this camel's back.

Just to think I was ever
gonna get engaged to you again.

Oh, never more I say. Never more!

- Get the water out of the boat.
- Lower the lifeboats. Old women first.

Get the water out of the boat.

Portly men first! Portly men first!

- [YELLS]
- [MRS. OYL] Mr. Wimpy!

[ALL SHOUTING]

[SHOUTS]

Oh, shit!

[FUSSING]

Now listen, kid.
This is the most important.

Is the treasure underwater?

- Yeah, yeah.
- [OLIVE] You'd better let me out of here.

Okay, kid. You watch the boat.
I'm goin' in.

Wait a minute.
Where do you think you're going?

[SPLASH]

[OCTOPUS GROWLING]

- [GRUNTS] We're almost there.
- We're almost where?

Let me out of here.

Oh, I'm all wet. Oh!

Ooh! Oh, there's fish in here.

- Popeye, help!
- Olives!

Olive!

Help!

- Land ho!
- Go get him, son!

He's a submarine. Thinks he's a submarine.

Popeye!

[BLUTO] Pirates. Those pirates.

[LAUGHS]

- Bluto!
- Hey, that's my treasure, you runt.

What goes down...

must come up! Heh!

Bluto!

- [GROWLING]
- [OLIVE] Ha. You're in trouble now.

Even though you're larger than me,
you can't wins 'cause you're bad,

and the good always wins over the bad.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

One, two, three!

Oh, help. Help, Popeye!

- Hey! Who? What? Where? Why? When?
- [BLUTO LAUGHS]

What is this? Hey.

I think we owe him an apology.

Your intentions were good.

Oh!

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Good night, Irene.

Haul ass. Haul ass.
I gotta get that treasure.

Now, where is it?
It must be down there some... [GASPS]

There it is. You. Undertaker, over here.

[WIMPY] That's me. I'll undertake that.

Get over here. Get over here.
Get on this rope. Get on this rope.

That rotten little infink is looking
at me treasure. Look at it. Look at it.

Come on. Pull it up. Come on.

Pirate's booties.
Ha ha! He ain't gonna get it. [LAUGHS]

[WIMPY] Heave! Heave!
I think I'm going to!

[GROWLING]

[GROANING]

Look out, Popeye. No! Oh!

Open it!

Get away. Get away. Get away!

[OLIVE] Oh! Oh! Help!
Oh, I can't see a thing!

- [GROANING]
- [OLIVE CONTINUES SHOUTING]

- Popeye!
- Oh. Tanks!

[COLE] Whoops.

So it's a sword you need,
is it, you little runt?

You won't be needin' that, will youse?

Watch him, Popeye. Yeah.

[GRUNTING, EXCLAIMING]

Popeye! Oh!

[GROWLING]

[BABBLES]

- [WHIMPERING]
- [SWORDS CLASHING]

Oh! Oh! Octopus! Octopus!

Help! Help! Oh, Popeye!

[GROANING] It is an octopussy!

- [WIMPY] Swee'pea!
- I've got to save that kid.

I've got to save that rotten infink.

- [CRYING]
- Hands off. Hands off that kid, you.

Help, Popeye!

Help!

Help! Oh, help! Oh, help!

- Hook him. Hook him.
- [CRYING]

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh! Oh, Swee'pea! Oh!

[COMMODORE LAUGHS]

[GEEZIL CHUCKLES] Hoopla! Hoopla!

[OLIVE] Get out of my way! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, who is that down there?
Oh! Oh, don't get fresh!

Oh! Oh!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[CHUCKLES] I'm gonna show you
the treasure chest, little one.

Here we gonna... Watch it open.

Look. Ah. [CHUCKLES]

Here. [CHUCKLING]

Oh, yes, yes. Oh, we got a little...

[CHUCKLES]

Isn't it cute? [MUTTERS]

[OLIVE] Popeye!

Back! Back! Violence!

- [CASTOR EXCLAIMING]
- [MRS. OYL CACKLING]

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!
Keep your head! Look out!

[SWEE'PEA] Popeye.

Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh!

Oh, help!

[GASPS, EXCLAIMING]

[OCTOPUS ROARS]

[GURGLING]

[GROANS]

Help! Help!

- Popeye! Popeye!
- Olive. Olive.

Oh!

[COMMODORE]
Oh, you sissy baby sniffle-snaffle.

If you'd eaten
your spinach like I told you,

you wouldn't be losin' this fight.

I ain't gonna eat no spinach,
and I ain't losin'.

- No, I ain't! I ain't!
- [SHRIEKING]

You disobedient brat.

Here. Eat your spinach.

- [CLANGS]
- [LAUGHS] Bull's-eye!

Help!

Help!

Ooh! Oh!

- I ain't. I ain't.
- Oh, yeah?

[CHUCKLES] You don't like spinach?

I hates it.

Yeah. [CHUCKLES]

Eat this spinach.

Eat. Eat.

[CHUCKLES]

[GRUNTS] See you in Davy Jones' locker.

[CACKLES]

Now my treasure!

- Sound the charge, kid.
- [HORN TOOTS]

Help!

- [LAUGHS]
- Look at Bluto! Look at that!

Bluto's turned yellow!
Fraidy cat! Fraidy cat!

[WIMPY] Good riddance to bad garbage.

Oh, Popeye.

[CHORUS]
♪ He's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

Oh, my hero.

♪ He's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

♪ He's strong to the finish ♪

♪ 'Cause he eats his spinach ♪

♪ He's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

♪ Oh, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

♪ I'm Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

♪ I'm strong to the finish ♪

♪ 'Cause I eats me spinach ♪

♪ He's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

[CHORUS]
♪ He's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

♪ He's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

♪ He's strong to the finish
'Cause he eats his spinach ♪

♪ He's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

♪ I'm one tough gazookus
That hates all palookas ♪

♪ That ain't on the up and square ♪

♪ I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out-roughs 'em ♪

♪ And none of 'em gets nowhere ♪

♪ If anyone dares-es to risk me fisk ♪

♪ It's boff and it's wham, understands? ♪

♪ So keep good behavior
That's your one lifesaver ♪

♪ With Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

♪ He's Popeye the Sailor Man
He's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

[POPEYE] Chicken of the seas, yeah.

♪ He's strong to the finish
'Cause he eats his spinach ♪

♪ He's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

♪ Popeye ♪

♪ Popeye the Sailor Man ♪

- [TOOTS]
- [SWEE'PEA] Popeye. Toot toot!

[POPEYE THEME CONTINUES]