Pembe Panter (1975) - full transcript
Wait, Panter Zeki.
One minute.
Thanks.
Lets go boy!
Good luck!
Thanks, coach.
Alright Zeki.
Take off your shirt.
Okay, okay.
Alright, coach.
Yes.
It's Zeki again.
Goalkeeper Panter Zeki,
saved his team from...
...a certain defeat
with his saves.
[Indistinct sound]
Kemal brother,
your best boy is coming!
Let me see,
don't play that card.
One minute, brother.
Give me the
empty glasses.
Give me, brother.
I made a special one
for you, brother.
Okay, okay.
Don't play that
card, don't.
Don't use it.
Not that one!
No...
NOOO !
Use that one.
You don't know nothing.
Didn't I tell you to
don't get involved?
Muttalip, come here.
- Take the empty glasses.
- Shut up.
- Look at me.
- What?
Don't break the glasses,
otherwise my dad will beat you.
Shut up, stupid.
Don't hit !!
Don't hit?
What happened again?
He called me stupid.
No no no, sir.
Would I call you stupid?
I called you stunning.
Oh, good then.
Just do your job.
Yes, brother!
Here is your tea,
it's brewed brother.
Lets stack these cards.
Don't use that one.
You will screw up again.
- What about this one?
- No. The other one.
- This one?
- No.
Which one?
This is jack card, right?
Take this jack.
Use it.
Use this six.
Smack the jack!
He broke a glass, again.
It's the 17th glass today.
Muttalip!
God, now I'm screwed up.
Are you the service-man,
or a player?
Next time I will fire you.
You broke 17 glasses today.
16!
I'm taking notes, 17!
16!
17!
You know better than me?
16!
17.
Now it's 17.
Why did you break it?
So it will be 17,
and this guy will be happy.
Oh, then he is right.
I'm right, right?
Yes, you are.
- My dear.
- Dear.
Can you give me 10 bucks,
so I can play cards?
- Go back to work!
- Back to work
Back to work.
Who are you talking to,
stupid?
He called me stupid, again.
He called you stunning.
Oh, okay then.
You have the jack, bro.
Use it.
Come on.
You know nothing.
- You know nothing.
- I will use this one.
Really? That one?
What about this?
Get up,
just get up please.
Lets see how you play.
Your playstyle is
so annoying.
Start.
One minute.
Why would you do that?
Take this card.
Get up.
Just get up.
Use that king card.
Sit here.
And then this one.
And...
...that's it.
That's it.
Now sit down.
Wanna bet 50 bucks
for this game?
Of course.
God, I feel sorry for this guy.
I will take your last 50 bucks.
Lets go. Mix it up.
And here goes
my last 50 bucks...
Didn't I tell you?
You shut up.
- You don't know shit.
- Me?
Yes.
My friend, can you borrow
me 50 bucks?
Nope, take it from Pervin.
Right.
- Come on, start.
- You don't know shit.
You will see.
You have the king.
Use it, stupid.
God damn it.
These leeks are so bad.
Look, they are all made
from onion seed.
- I'm tired from all this work.
- What?
You have toothache?
Not tooth, I said "work".
I understand.
Tooth, tooth!
No, my dear mom.
"Work", work!
Now I understand.
"Work"
I wish we didn't
let Muttalip come here.
He is just trouble for us.
It's okay mom.
Sometimes he is busy.
I tell you every time.
If you did married Cafer,
you wouldn't feel tired like this.
He would buy you vacuum
cleaner, washing machine...
Come on mother.
This is what you say every time.
Is it easy to decide?
I have to think about it.
What?
I didn't understand.
What do you need?
I have to think.
You understand?
You are always thinking!
If you keep thinking,
you won't marry anyone.
Back in my time, if
you can't marry before 15...
...it would be shame for them.
Uhm... It's the door.
Who is it?
Muttalip, probably.
Here he comes again.
I can't get rid of him.
Let me kiss you.
Just one kiss.
No!
Good luck, mother.
What?
Good luck!
I don't need anyone*
Okay, okay. God...
I will be waiting
for you outside.
I have something
to talk about.
Not now, Muttalip.
Why?
My mother.
Come on, never mind your mother.
What are you saying?
Mom, I'm telling her
I'm waiting for her outside.
I said the same.
They made leeks from onion seed.
God...
Mom, I miss the good old
leeks, parrots...
What sergeants?
I said "parrots".
I understand.
"Sergeants".
God, come on...
Come on, girl.
Okay, mom.
I'm heading off.
Why?
Mom, work...
Okay, work.
Okay, good bye.
My dear mother.
Come on, girl.
I will be waiting.
Mom...
...I'm going to hang laundry.
- What?
- Laundry. I will hang them.
- Okay, go.
I don't like this
laundry thing.
Zeki brother,
one photograph please.
Okay, one more.
And one from the side.
Thanks.
- Hi - Hi.
Zeki...
Don't distance yourself.
We will go to camp directly.
What camp?
I'm not going any camp.
You go camp for me.
- Hi Zeki.
- Hi.
It won't matter.
See you later.
You will see.
I love you Muttalip.
But I won't marry you
if you don't quit gambling.
In this walk,
I told you 40 times already.
I won't gamble anymore.
So no more of these games?
No.
How can I believe you?
If you want, I can
jump from here.
Then you will believe.
Okay?
I'm jumping.
I'm jumping.
One minute, one minute.
I'm jumping.
I swear, I'm going to suicide.
Muttalip!
Muttalip, stop!
Let me go.
I decided. I will suicide.
See, it's easy.
I promise you,
no more gambling.
I decided. I will save money.
- Really?
- Yes.
Now give me 50 bucks.
Your money is auspicious,
lets start saving with it.
Why are you saving money?
To marry you.
- My dear.
- My dear.
Take this 20 bucks too.
Now let me hug you.
He took the money.
Lets go!
Took take the money?
Yes, so what?
We are waiting for you
in the place.
Why are you making signs?
Didn't you tell her you will
take the money and join us?
You screwed up everything,
god damn it.
My dear...
I don't want you anymore!
- You fucking stupid.
- You said it.
Cafer!
Cafer!
I'm coming, Mrs. Hafize!
It's done!
Come on, Pelvin accepted
to marry with you.
Yes! Let me kiss you.
God... He is like...
Dad! Dad!
What happened?
Pelvin accepted it, dad!
Good for you!
Thanks, dad!
My dear son.
Give everyone a tea,
from me.
Here is my boy.
What happened?
My cute son.
Whats up, stupid?
I'm marrying Pelvin, stupid.
Really?
Sure.
Come on, give everyone a tea.
Okay, boss.
Use it, use it...
Come on.
I'm so happy with you,
my dear.
I'm glad we are here.
Yeah. What would I do in camps?
You can't leave me alone,
and go to camps.
Zeki...
...I can't even stand one second
without you.
I understand, my dear.
But what can I do?
They don't leave me alone.
And dear audience...
...now surprise of the night...
...here is Güneri Tecer!
My dear, why don't we go
some place we are alone?
We can go to my aunt's
mansion in Suadiye.
We can spend some
wonderful time there.
Great idea. Lets go.
Here he is.
Zeki, you are making me mad.
Where were you?
I was looking for you.
We are going camping.
Lets go.
I'm not going any camp.
A footballer like me,
doesn't need a camp.
Stop it, we have
very important games!
Thats why we need it.
- Are you giving orders to me?
- Yes.
Then I'm not playing
in the game. Lets go.
Go and talk with Marco.
This guy makes me mad.
He is making me mad!
I heard you are marrying
to Cafer. Correct?
Yes.
I'm really tired from your
lies. I'm done.
Okay...
Hope you will be happy.
Farewell.
Uhm, where are you going?
I'm just going.
Where will you sleep?
I don't know.
Streets, parks...
In the park?
What if you get sick?
Maybe I will.
Maybe I will starve.
Maybe I will be more sick
and I will die.
Farewell.
Muttalip!
- Uhm...
- What?
Don't go.
You don't want
me to go?
You don't? Yes, you don't.
I read it from your eyes.
Let me kiss you.
- Look, Muttalip.
- Tell me.
No more gambling.
I promise. No more gambling.
I wo-- Oh god...
Two kings together.
Lets play one game.
Muttalip...
Cafer!
Cafer!
I'm coming, Mrs. Hafize!
Dumb.
What it is, Mrs. Hafize?
She cancelled it.
Mrs. Hafize...
...do you see...
Unlucky.
What happened, my big boy?
- It didn't happen, dad.
- Again?
Yes, dad.
Of course not! Why would she
marry you, when I'm here!
He called me stupid, dad.
You are gambling, again?
No, boss.
I'm playing a game.
- I'm firing you.
- But, boss...
Get out! You are fired.
- You are fired.
- You are fired.
Who is fired?
- Who is fired?
- Who is fired?
Of course you are fired!
So I'm fired?
Yes, you.
So I'm customer now.
Yes.
Nice.
Give me one glass
of tea.
Come on.
And you, back to work.
Come on. Lets go.
Should I bring him, dad?
Yes, son. He is customer.
Why are you waiting? Go!
Play.
No, sir.
He didn't join the camp, and
we can't find him in home.
That guy thinks
he is so important.
In the final game, let
Mehmet play instead of him.
Of course, sir.
I agree.
Zeki is unbeareble now.
Guys!
Come on.
It's our championship
final game.
Zeki will defend our goal
in this game!
But sir, we can't find him.
No excuses.
Next week I want to see Zeki.
Whatever you do, find him.
Okay, sir.
Let's go.
Nevermind.
Ibrahim...
...you don't know anything
about this game but...
...you took my 100 bucks.
Why are you sad?
I brought you here.
Right. Let's drink.
No, no, no...
I'm going crazy.
Where the hell
is this guy?
Nuri brother,
Nuri brother!
- I found Zeki!
- Where?
He is in the pub.
Zeki, I'm coming for you.
Let's go.
He is going!
- Just sit, come on.
- Sit down.
Hey, Muttalip!
Come here.
Let me dance.
Come here.
No, I'm dancing.
God damn it.
I will show him.
What are you doing?
What? This is freedom*
Our team is searching for you,
and you are dancing.
It's not your business.
Who is this guy?
Shut up and just move.
How can you play in
a match like this?
Let's go to camp.
What camp?
Take him.
- Leave me.
- God damn it.
I said 50 times already.
I don't even play football.
He is drunk, sir. He doesn't
know what he is saying.
He give us so much trouble
during the way.
Nevermind them, Zeki.
Zeki? I'm Muttalip!
Same trick every time.
And he changed his outfit.
I know him.
How come you know me?
Come on, kid.
Take a bath.
Get some rest.
Go training.
Your team needs you, kid.
What team?
Please sir, I beg you.
Just let me go.
You funny kid.
No more jokes.
Take a bath, come on.
Come on, go.
- How do you know me?
- Move on.
- Oh, my legs.
- Continue.
My legs...
Please sir, just stop this. I have no
business with football I swear.
Zeki...
No more jokes.
Or I will eat you!
- You eat my ear.
- Huh?
Come on, just continue training.
What?
Training!
- What?
- Training!
Man, I'm one ignorant man.
I don't know what does that mean.
God, what is this!
God, have mercy on me.
Please, just stop whistling
this every two seconds.
Zeki, stop joking.
Do what I said!
Is that a bird?
Wow, isn't that Muttalip?
Look what he is doing.
- Muttalip!
- Muttalip!
Come here!
- Muttalip!
- Come!
- One minute. I will be back.
- Where are you going?
No whistle. I'm coming.
Man, I'm so confused.
This guy just doesn't
leave me alone.
Pelvin was asking about you.
- You explain her the situation.
- Okay.
Here he comes again.
I'm coming, you fatty.
- See you later, guys.
- Good bye.
We will explain her.
Don't worry.
Look at this guy, wow.
Please... Let me
have some rest.
4-5 more hours. Then
you will have your rest.
- Oka-- Whaaat?!
- Follow me.
Belvin sister!
- We were coming to you.
- What happened?
We have a good new for you.
- What it is?
- We found Muttalip!
So, where is he?
I was worried about him.
He is in trouble.
He told us to explain you.
He is waiting for you.
Really? Bring me to him.
Who are they clapping?
- Can you sign this photo?
- Sure.
- And can I kiss you?
- Yes, sure.
Some guy was
making him run.
There he is.
You see him?
- Can I kiss you?
- Sure.
- And can I kiss you?
- Why?
Right. Let me
kiss you.
- Pelvin!
- Stop!
Where are you going?
Come here.
You bald, you will
make the girl leave.
Cafer!
Cafer!
Cafer!
I'm coming, Mrs. Hafize!
It's happened again.
She accepted.
- Really?
- Let's go!
This guy is making
me mad.
Whatever I say, he
does the opposite.
He says "I'm Muttalip".
He is talking nonsense.
He is trying to fool me,
so he can avoid the match.
This is enough of him.
Shut up, guys.
Shut up!
You don't know how
you manage a club.
This kid needs some morale.
Some fun.
- But boss...
- Just bring Zeki here.
Alright. God...
Hey. Wake up.
I said wake up!
Move on. Boss
wants to see you.
Boss? What are you saying?
I'm sleeping!
Come on. Just move on.
I can't go...
You bring me to him please.
Don't push me!
Or I will hit you!
Mr. Fat guy, please save
me from this guy.
I understand you, kid.
I understand.
Mr. Nuri, from now on you are
under the command of Zeki.
Me?
Until the match day,
you will do whatever he says.
And he will have full morale
in the match.
- But boss...
- No "but"s.
No "but"s !
Mr. Fat man said it.
You will do whaever I say.
- Is that right, Mr. Fat man?
- Yes, kid.
Of course.
Okay. What is your
orders, sir?
Do you have some...
Woman?
What are you saying?!
Mr. Nuri!
Mr. Nuri!
The pimp.
Oh, you...
And you say you
have no woman.
See, we have two normal,
and two violinist woman.
You have more woman, right?
Damn, you are such a pimp.
Let's drink! Come on.
Mr. Bald...
Who are you?
I'm your trainer.
Okay, yeah.
So if you are my...
...trainer...
...lets guess who I want?
How can I know?
I will tell.
- I want Anne Marie David.
- No way.
What about queen of England?!
Nah, she is not the
type for me.
I want Anne Marie David.
How the hell I can find her?
She is in Europea.
You are so ignorant.
Anne Marie David, visited our
city yesterday.
How could I know?
Stop touching my head.
Find her!
Come on, go.
- Bravo!
- Bravo! Wonderful!
I'm going.
Where are you going?
Come here!
Thanks, thanks.
Mrs... I would like to congratulate
you. Let me kiss.
What is it? What?
Mr. Bald, take me. I have
been kissed!
They kissed me!
This is so bad.
God, give me some patience.
Stand up, come on!
Why are you kissing me?!
What do you want
me to do?
Why are you still whistling?
Why are you jumping?
Am I a bear?
Take this out.
- What are you saying?
- I have to piss.
- Give me the pants. I will be back.
- Do it without the pants!
It won't work without
the pants.
Then I will piss
in my underwear.
Huh?
Right...
You are right.
You take these.
And this...
Okay. Let me kiss.
- Write to me. I will be waiting.
- Good bye.
Wait... wait.... Stop!
Thank god.
God damn it.
My dear, I'm back
from the shower.
Lost him.
Nevermind...
Dear Mrs...
...with the permission of god,
with the words of the prophet...
...we want your daughter Pelvin,
for my son, Cafer.
I want your daughter,
Mrs. Hafize!
What? You
want a coke?
No, I want your daughter!
- Oh, my daughter...
- Your daughter.
Okay, she is yours.
You can't find better than Cafer.
If you say so, dear mother.
Sure dear, Cafer is...
...handsome, generous...
Is that right, Pelvin sister?
Sister? She will be
your wife!
I understand, dad.
With your permission...
We also ask for permission...
We are so busy.
Have to finish preparing
for the wedding.
Good bye, good bye!
Mrs. Hafize!
She won't change her
mind again, right?
No, she won't. Don't
scream like that.
Okay, Mrs. Hafize.
She won't cancel it again right?
- She won't!
- Let me kiss your hand.
Dad, is that it?
Yes, thats it!
Okay. One, two, three...
Pelvin, Pelvin!
Muttalip!
Here I come.
Finally, I'm back to home.
Yes, but the wrong room.
And you will leave,
like you just came.
No, listen to me. You don't
know what happened.
I saw what happened.
You were having fun
with the girls.
I swear not, I only
love you!
These guys trying to
make me a footballer!
It's always the same trick.
I don't want you anymore.
So you are kicking out me?
Yes, I am.
Then, I will suicide.
I swear I will.
I'm going now.
Uhm....
What?
Uhm... Don't go.
Ahh, so you forgive me?
Yes, you did. I can
see it from your eyes.
Let me kiss you, girl.
- Come on, don't be shy.
- No!
My mom, definitely heard this!
No no, don't worry.
I will take care of it.
Don't worry.
Don't... I say don't do it.
Don't... Don't bite!
It hurts!
It's tickling me.
My girl, stop.
I said stop.
Stop, girl!
I will take revenge
for this.
What are you doing here?
I was looking for the
battery. Just found it.
Why are you in my
daughter's bed?
- Me?
- Yes.
Why I'm here?
Am I sleepwalker?
Am I sleepwalking?
Yes I'm a sleepwalker.
Cafer!
I'm coming, Mrs. Hafize!
What it is, Mrs. Hafize?
She cancelled it. She is not
going to marry you.
- Really?
- Yes.
Dad... Dad!
Poor lover...
This "toto" is not
gambling, right?
No, dear. Otherwise government
wouldn't allow this.
Okay, then.
Girl, you are lucky. You tell
the last number.
Hmm... 3!
No way...
- Then 2 it is.
- Okay.
Now we will be rich.
Look Muttalip, no more gambling,
no more girls...
...no more being lost, okay?
- Okay sir, okay.
Now, you give me 50 bucks.
I will pay for this "toto".
No, I don't trust you.
I will pay myself.
Wait, girl.
No good bye?
- Good bye!
- My dear.
Kidnapping Panther Zeki?
We have no other choice, boss.
If he is the goalie of
our opponents...
...there is no way we
can score against them.
If Panther Zeki doesn't play
for them, we will be champion.
Let's say we kidnapped him,
then what we will do?
We will profit by using
his addiction to sex.
Which woman you are thinking of?
Really asking this?
- Crazy Mary!
- Crazy Mary, huh?
Okay. This job is done.
We are the champions then.
Come here! Come here!
- Let me go.
- Crazy Mary is waiting for you.
Crazy Mary? Let me go.
We brought the Panther.
Take this.
I'm leaving, my friend.
Go upstairs.
Boss will kill us if you don't.
- Let me go please.
- Who I'm talking to!
I swear I don't know
what you are talking about.
Calm down, you animal.
Come...
Come closer...
He is lost again?
What are you saying?!
This is our final game.
And you still couldn't find Zeki.
Mr. Boss, we looked everywhere.
We were searching non-stop
for the last 48 hours.
If I don't see Zeki in goalie,
all of you can quit your jobs.
What happened? Do you think
Crazy Mary lost him too?
Don't worry, boss.
Zeki loves woman.
He won't leave.
We have three woman.
They won't let him go.
If Zeki doesn't play tomorrow,
we will be the champion!
- Here comes the other girls.
- Let's move on.
- They are coming!
- They are coming!
- What do you want?
- You don't involve in this.
Here he is, boss.
I don't understand.
This is a balloon, a balloon...
...I can tell what is a balloon.
This is a balloon.
Let me see. Your boobs...
This is enough!
Move on, we are going!
No, I will catch you!
Look at there!
Come here, I caught you.
What is this?
You look like a careless
fancy dog.
Are you proud of this?
Move, we are moving
to camp.
Move!
Go away! Give this man
a break.
Stop! Whats happening?
Doing good bro.
Why are you waiting?
Bring him.
You can't take him! Come here.
Caught him, we will
take him.
Leave me alone, I was
happy with the girls.
Leave me!
I will eat you all!
Don't stop. Hit him!
God damn it.
Right in time, right in time...
Go away.
I have stuff to do.
Come on, they will caught me.
Go away, god damn it.
They are trying
to caught me.
Just go away.
When I'm free I will come
and play with you.
Leave my tail,
it hurts!
Bro, don't do it!
Don't do it.
God damn it!
He took my tail.
Give me my tail.
Bro, give me my tail.
Give me. It's not play time.
Give me my tail, please.
Just give me, god damn it.
What kind of animal are you?
Don't!
Where is the guy?
- Where is the guy?!
- He runaway, boss.
Move!
- Hello, hello, sir.
- Hello, animal.
This guy escaped from the TV I guess,
Pink Panther.
There he is. Let's go.
I can't go, boss.
There is a dog over there.
- I'm afraid of dogs.
- Just go!
What is that?
Please Mr. Hunter. Don't shot me.
Because I'm no animal.
I thought you were
an animal.
Hunter, what is this?
And this guy? Whats happening?
Mr. Guard, I'm no animal.
I'm searching for you
since yesterday. Animal!
No, you are confusing me
with something else.
I'm Muttalip!
Boss is looking for you. Move!
How could you explain this animal...
This animal is escaped from
the cage.
Don't move!
Take this. Just
bought it. Eat.
What an animal.
They should put you in
this cage, instead of me.
Do I look like an animal?
Shut up. This is what
the boss said.
You are an animal.
Thats it.
- Why are you still talking?
- Look at me, bro.
Have you ever seen an
talking animal?
We have seen a lot of
things here...
- Bro, just listen to me.
- Shut up! You are an animal.
Take this. Here is the paper.
Boss signed it.
He is not an animal.
Okay now thats it. There is
a boss sign, so you are no animal.
Come on, get him out.
Sorry bro, you are no animal.
Sorry bro, but you are
an animal for sure.
You are the legend goalie Panther
Zeki, look at yourself.
Shut up. Or I will tell them
to take you into bear cage.
Just move. Right into
the match.
- I'm not going.
- Come here. Take him!
Show us, Zeki!
You know, this match is
critical for us.
I know that, but you don't.
- Why?
- You are making me play for this game.
Come on. Stop joking around.
Give me one second.
No, you can't go anywhere.
Should I piss my pants?
Okay, go. Be quick.
God damn it.
Wow, brother.
I hope you play in our team.
You are footballer, right?
Wrestler?
What do you do?
I'm a sportsman, darling.
Wow, I have never seen
a sportsman like this.
Come on! Where are you?
- My friend, I'm really surprised.
- Why?
In the shower, a man like this...
turned out to be like this...
Stop the nonsense talk. Come
on kids, we are going out!
Let's go!
- You too, come on.
- Where?
To the pitch, for the match.
Come on!
I'm excited again.
Stop with piss. Focus on
the match. Take this ball.
Come on, go.
Come here, come.
Hello, hello.
Why there are so many people?
Is it a special day or something?
- You take this.
- Come here.
I'm so shy!
Let's go! Good luck!
You too*
Take off your shirt.
- You forget your auspicious?
- Okay...
Come on, quick.
Take off your underwear, too.
Come on, with all these people!
Just take it off!
Be quick, you have another
one under that.
Be careful please. Keep your
morale high.
It's alright, don't worry.
Everyone is screaming to me.
- Come to center.
- Why?
You will stand there.
When the ball comes, you will
need to stay there to save it.
Okay, okay. No worries.
I got it.
See... See...
You said center, and they
scored from the left side.
Don't be sad.
Don't be sad.
Come here, look at me.
When the ball comes,
you need to jump and save it.
Not now, when the ball comes!
I injured my foot.
Come on, get up.
It comes! It comes!
Jump! Jump!
I jumped!
- God damn it.
- How could you not save it?
Didn't I tell you to reach and
save the ball?
Like this?
Are you in hotel?
How many goals they scored?
How many?!
- How the hell I know?!
You count - God damn it.
My dear, open the radio.
I think the game has started.
Okay, dear.
I'm curious how are
they doing without me.
They will concede 3-4
goals at least.
Of course, darling. They can't
do anything without you.
And the yellow-blue team,
is 1-0 behind now.
Didn't I tell you?
Zeki... He is performing
incredibly bad today.
Goalie Zeki, screwed his entire team
with his poor performance.
Now they are coming from
the left wing...
...and Engin took the shot!
And goal. Goal.
...Zeki didn't even touch the
ball when it was in front of him.
Zeki ?!
I'm Zeki, and I'm here!
So who is he?
If he is Zeki, who am I?
What does this mean, Zeki?
Whats happening?
I don't know, too.
- I saved it this time!
- Don't come!
Not like this...
God damn it.
I save the ball, it doesn't work.
I miss the ball, it doesn't work.
I'm not playing.
Stand up! Stand up!
Focus!
Just don't get involved.
Finally, like this!
See, you saved it!
It wasn't me.
It was my ass.
Doesn't matter. You
saved it.
It's coming! Save it!
Come to center! Kick
the ball! Kick it!
Goal!
Come here. Let
me kiss you.
This is how you
score a goal.
God damn you.
You shut up.
You don't know shit.
Take one from the back.
Shot it. Let it be a memory.
Give me that--
Oh, number 2, come here.
Why did you scored while
they are photographing me?
Disrespectful kid.
Wow!
Ball is so far away.
It's not far away... It's in your
back. It's goal...
I will eat you.
Why didn't you grab the
ball in the pitch, like now?
I tried. It doesn't work. It just
goes away.
Please Zeki. In the second half
just focus on the game.
I beg you. Just try
hard please.
Sure thing. I'm not going
to let you down.
I will try hard, I promise.
Come on, it's time, kids.
Let's go.
This time play better or
I will beat you!
Yeah, play better!
Shut up. Move.
- You screwed us all.
- Shut up, stupid.
Please guys, really do
your best this time.
- Muttalip!
- Muttalip!
Come here!
- I'm coming.
- Come.
We played Toto, remember?
We guessed 12 correct.
And if you win this one too,
it will be 13!
What?! 13?
Yes, if it's 13 we will be rich.
Then we can get married.
Really? Married?
Let me give you
a lucky kiss.
One more, one more...
Yes!
If it's 13, we are getting married!
No more conceding goals!
Well done, Zeki!
Let's go!
- Nice, very nice.
- Shut up.
Go away, stupid.
Shut up, go away.
Go away, I'm coming!
Goal!
I scored!
FIN
One minute.
Thanks.
Lets go boy!
Good luck!
Thanks, coach.
Alright Zeki.
Take off your shirt.
Okay, okay.
Alright, coach.
Yes.
It's Zeki again.
Goalkeeper Panter Zeki,
saved his team from...
...a certain defeat
with his saves.
[Indistinct sound]
Kemal brother,
your best boy is coming!
Let me see,
don't play that card.
One minute, brother.
Give me the
empty glasses.
Give me, brother.
I made a special one
for you, brother.
Okay, okay.
Don't play that
card, don't.
Don't use it.
Not that one!
No...
NOOO !
Use that one.
You don't know nothing.
Didn't I tell you to
don't get involved?
Muttalip, come here.
- Take the empty glasses.
- Shut up.
- Look at me.
- What?
Don't break the glasses,
otherwise my dad will beat you.
Shut up, stupid.
Don't hit !!
Don't hit?
What happened again?
He called me stupid.
No no no, sir.
Would I call you stupid?
I called you stunning.
Oh, good then.
Just do your job.
Yes, brother!
Here is your tea,
it's brewed brother.
Lets stack these cards.
Don't use that one.
You will screw up again.
- What about this one?
- No. The other one.
- This one?
- No.
Which one?
This is jack card, right?
Take this jack.
Use it.
Use this six.
Smack the jack!
He broke a glass, again.
It's the 17th glass today.
Muttalip!
God, now I'm screwed up.
Are you the service-man,
or a player?
Next time I will fire you.
You broke 17 glasses today.
16!
I'm taking notes, 17!
16!
17!
You know better than me?
16!
17.
Now it's 17.
Why did you break it?
So it will be 17,
and this guy will be happy.
Oh, then he is right.
I'm right, right?
Yes, you are.
- My dear.
- Dear.
Can you give me 10 bucks,
so I can play cards?
- Go back to work!
- Back to work
Back to work.
Who are you talking to,
stupid?
He called me stupid, again.
He called you stunning.
Oh, okay then.
You have the jack, bro.
Use it.
Come on.
You know nothing.
- You know nothing.
- I will use this one.
Really? That one?
What about this?
Get up,
just get up please.
Lets see how you play.
Your playstyle is
so annoying.
Start.
One minute.
Why would you do that?
Take this card.
Get up.
Just get up.
Use that king card.
Sit here.
And then this one.
And...
...that's it.
That's it.
Now sit down.
Wanna bet 50 bucks
for this game?
Of course.
God, I feel sorry for this guy.
I will take your last 50 bucks.
Lets go. Mix it up.
And here goes
my last 50 bucks...
Didn't I tell you?
You shut up.
- You don't know shit.
- Me?
Yes.
My friend, can you borrow
me 50 bucks?
Nope, take it from Pervin.
Right.
- Come on, start.
- You don't know shit.
You will see.
You have the king.
Use it, stupid.
God damn it.
These leeks are so bad.
Look, they are all made
from onion seed.
- I'm tired from all this work.
- What?
You have toothache?
Not tooth, I said "work".
I understand.
Tooth, tooth!
No, my dear mom.
"Work", work!
Now I understand.
"Work"
I wish we didn't
let Muttalip come here.
He is just trouble for us.
It's okay mom.
Sometimes he is busy.
I tell you every time.
If you did married Cafer,
you wouldn't feel tired like this.
He would buy you vacuum
cleaner, washing machine...
Come on mother.
This is what you say every time.
Is it easy to decide?
I have to think about it.
What?
I didn't understand.
What do you need?
I have to think.
You understand?
You are always thinking!
If you keep thinking,
you won't marry anyone.
Back in my time, if
you can't marry before 15...
...it would be shame for them.
Uhm... It's the door.
Who is it?
Muttalip, probably.
Here he comes again.
I can't get rid of him.
Let me kiss you.
Just one kiss.
No!
Good luck, mother.
What?
Good luck!
I don't need anyone*
Okay, okay. God...
I will be waiting
for you outside.
I have something
to talk about.
Not now, Muttalip.
Why?
My mother.
Come on, never mind your mother.
What are you saying?
Mom, I'm telling her
I'm waiting for her outside.
I said the same.
They made leeks from onion seed.
God...
Mom, I miss the good old
leeks, parrots...
What sergeants?
I said "parrots".
I understand.
"Sergeants".
God, come on...
Come on, girl.
Okay, mom.
I'm heading off.
Why?
Mom, work...
Okay, work.
Okay, good bye.
My dear mother.
Come on, girl.
I will be waiting.
Mom...
...I'm going to hang laundry.
- What?
- Laundry. I will hang them.
- Okay, go.
I don't like this
laundry thing.
Zeki brother,
one photograph please.
Okay, one more.
And one from the side.
Thanks.
- Hi - Hi.
Zeki...
Don't distance yourself.
We will go to camp directly.
What camp?
I'm not going any camp.
You go camp for me.
- Hi Zeki.
- Hi.
It won't matter.
See you later.
You will see.
I love you Muttalip.
But I won't marry you
if you don't quit gambling.
In this walk,
I told you 40 times already.
I won't gamble anymore.
So no more of these games?
No.
How can I believe you?
If you want, I can
jump from here.
Then you will believe.
Okay?
I'm jumping.
I'm jumping.
One minute, one minute.
I'm jumping.
I swear, I'm going to suicide.
Muttalip!
Muttalip, stop!
Let me go.
I decided. I will suicide.
See, it's easy.
I promise you,
no more gambling.
I decided. I will save money.
- Really?
- Yes.
Now give me 50 bucks.
Your money is auspicious,
lets start saving with it.
Why are you saving money?
To marry you.
- My dear.
- My dear.
Take this 20 bucks too.
Now let me hug you.
He took the money.
Lets go!
Took take the money?
Yes, so what?
We are waiting for you
in the place.
Why are you making signs?
Didn't you tell her you will
take the money and join us?
You screwed up everything,
god damn it.
My dear...
I don't want you anymore!
- You fucking stupid.
- You said it.
Cafer!
Cafer!
I'm coming, Mrs. Hafize!
It's done!
Come on, Pelvin accepted
to marry with you.
Yes! Let me kiss you.
God... He is like...
Dad! Dad!
What happened?
Pelvin accepted it, dad!
Good for you!
Thanks, dad!
My dear son.
Give everyone a tea,
from me.
Here is my boy.
What happened?
My cute son.
Whats up, stupid?
I'm marrying Pelvin, stupid.
Really?
Sure.
Come on, give everyone a tea.
Okay, boss.
Use it, use it...
Come on.
I'm so happy with you,
my dear.
I'm glad we are here.
Yeah. What would I do in camps?
You can't leave me alone,
and go to camps.
Zeki...
...I can't even stand one second
without you.
I understand, my dear.
But what can I do?
They don't leave me alone.
And dear audience...
...now surprise of the night...
...here is Güneri Tecer!
My dear, why don't we go
some place we are alone?
We can go to my aunt's
mansion in Suadiye.
We can spend some
wonderful time there.
Great idea. Lets go.
Here he is.
Zeki, you are making me mad.
Where were you?
I was looking for you.
We are going camping.
Lets go.
I'm not going any camp.
A footballer like me,
doesn't need a camp.
Stop it, we have
very important games!
Thats why we need it.
- Are you giving orders to me?
- Yes.
Then I'm not playing
in the game. Lets go.
Go and talk with Marco.
This guy makes me mad.
He is making me mad!
I heard you are marrying
to Cafer. Correct?
Yes.
I'm really tired from your
lies. I'm done.
Okay...
Hope you will be happy.
Farewell.
Uhm, where are you going?
I'm just going.
Where will you sleep?
I don't know.
Streets, parks...
In the park?
What if you get sick?
Maybe I will.
Maybe I will starve.
Maybe I will be more sick
and I will die.
Farewell.
Muttalip!
- Uhm...
- What?
Don't go.
You don't want
me to go?
You don't? Yes, you don't.
I read it from your eyes.
Let me kiss you.
- Look, Muttalip.
- Tell me.
No more gambling.
I promise. No more gambling.
I wo-- Oh god...
Two kings together.
Lets play one game.
Muttalip...
Cafer!
Cafer!
I'm coming, Mrs. Hafize!
Dumb.
What it is, Mrs. Hafize?
She cancelled it.
Mrs. Hafize...
...do you see...
Unlucky.
What happened, my big boy?
- It didn't happen, dad.
- Again?
Yes, dad.
Of course not! Why would she
marry you, when I'm here!
He called me stupid, dad.
You are gambling, again?
No, boss.
I'm playing a game.
- I'm firing you.
- But, boss...
Get out! You are fired.
- You are fired.
- You are fired.
Who is fired?
- Who is fired?
- Who is fired?
Of course you are fired!
So I'm fired?
Yes, you.
So I'm customer now.
Yes.
Nice.
Give me one glass
of tea.
Come on.
And you, back to work.
Come on. Lets go.
Should I bring him, dad?
Yes, son. He is customer.
Why are you waiting? Go!
Play.
No, sir.
He didn't join the camp, and
we can't find him in home.
That guy thinks
he is so important.
In the final game, let
Mehmet play instead of him.
Of course, sir.
I agree.
Zeki is unbeareble now.
Guys!
Come on.
It's our championship
final game.
Zeki will defend our goal
in this game!
But sir, we can't find him.
No excuses.
Next week I want to see Zeki.
Whatever you do, find him.
Okay, sir.
Let's go.
Nevermind.
Ibrahim...
...you don't know anything
about this game but...
...you took my 100 bucks.
Why are you sad?
I brought you here.
Right. Let's drink.
No, no, no...
I'm going crazy.
Where the hell
is this guy?
Nuri brother,
Nuri brother!
- I found Zeki!
- Where?
He is in the pub.
Zeki, I'm coming for you.
Let's go.
He is going!
- Just sit, come on.
- Sit down.
Hey, Muttalip!
Come here.
Let me dance.
Come here.
No, I'm dancing.
God damn it.
I will show him.
What are you doing?
What? This is freedom*
Our team is searching for you,
and you are dancing.
It's not your business.
Who is this guy?
Shut up and just move.
How can you play in
a match like this?
Let's go to camp.
What camp?
Take him.
- Leave me.
- God damn it.
I said 50 times already.
I don't even play football.
He is drunk, sir. He doesn't
know what he is saying.
He give us so much trouble
during the way.
Nevermind them, Zeki.
Zeki? I'm Muttalip!
Same trick every time.
And he changed his outfit.
I know him.
How come you know me?
Come on, kid.
Take a bath.
Get some rest.
Go training.
Your team needs you, kid.
What team?
Please sir, I beg you.
Just let me go.
You funny kid.
No more jokes.
Take a bath, come on.
Come on, go.
- How do you know me?
- Move on.
- Oh, my legs.
- Continue.
My legs...
Please sir, just stop this. I have no
business with football I swear.
Zeki...
No more jokes.
Or I will eat you!
- You eat my ear.
- Huh?
Come on, just continue training.
What?
Training!
- What?
- Training!
Man, I'm one ignorant man.
I don't know what does that mean.
God, what is this!
God, have mercy on me.
Please, just stop whistling
this every two seconds.
Zeki, stop joking.
Do what I said!
Is that a bird?
Wow, isn't that Muttalip?
Look what he is doing.
- Muttalip!
- Muttalip!
Come here!
- Muttalip!
- Come!
- One minute. I will be back.
- Where are you going?
No whistle. I'm coming.
Man, I'm so confused.
This guy just doesn't
leave me alone.
Pelvin was asking about you.
- You explain her the situation.
- Okay.
Here he comes again.
I'm coming, you fatty.
- See you later, guys.
- Good bye.
We will explain her.
Don't worry.
Look at this guy, wow.
Please... Let me
have some rest.
4-5 more hours. Then
you will have your rest.
- Oka-- Whaaat?!
- Follow me.
Belvin sister!
- We were coming to you.
- What happened?
We have a good new for you.
- What it is?
- We found Muttalip!
So, where is he?
I was worried about him.
He is in trouble.
He told us to explain you.
He is waiting for you.
Really? Bring me to him.
Who are they clapping?
- Can you sign this photo?
- Sure.
- And can I kiss you?
- Yes, sure.
Some guy was
making him run.
There he is.
You see him?
- Can I kiss you?
- Sure.
- And can I kiss you?
- Why?
Right. Let me
kiss you.
- Pelvin!
- Stop!
Where are you going?
Come here.
You bald, you will
make the girl leave.
Cafer!
Cafer!
Cafer!
I'm coming, Mrs. Hafize!
It's happened again.
She accepted.
- Really?
- Let's go!
This guy is making
me mad.
Whatever I say, he
does the opposite.
He says "I'm Muttalip".
He is talking nonsense.
He is trying to fool me,
so he can avoid the match.
This is enough of him.
Shut up, guys.
Shut up!
You don't know how
you manage a club.
This kid needs some morale.
Some fun.
- But boss...
- Just bring Zeki here.
Alright. God...
Hey. Wake up.
I said wake up!
Move on. Boss
wants to see you.
Boss? What are you saying?
I'm sleeping!
Come on. Just move on.
I can't go...
You bring me to him please.
Don't push me!
Or I will hit you!
Mr. Fat guy, please save
me from this guy.
I understand you, kid.
I understand.
Mr. Nuri, from now on you are
under the command of Zeki.
Me?
Until the match day,
you will do whatever he says.
And he will have full morale
in the match.
- But boss...
- No "but"s.
No "but"s !
Mr. Fat man said it.
You will do whaever I say.
- Is that right, Mr. Fat man?
- Yes, kid.
Of course.
Okay. What is your
orders, sir?
Do you have some...
Woman?
What are you saying?!
Mr. Nuri!
Mr. Nuri!
The pimp.
Oh, you...
And you say you
have no woman.
See, we have two normal,
and two violinist woman.
You have more woman, right?
Damn, you are such a pimp.
Let's drink! Come on.
Mr. Bald...
Who are you?
I'm your trainer.
Okay, yeah.
So if you are my...
...trainer...
...lets guess who I want?
How can I know?
I will tell.
- I want Anne Marie David.
- No way.
What about queen of England?!
Nah, she is not the
type for me.
I want Anne Marie David.
How the hell I can find her?
She is in Europea.
You are so ignorant.
Anne Marie David, visited our
city yesterday.
How could I know?
Stop touching my head.
Find her!
Come on, go.
- Bravo!
- Bravo! Wonderful!
I'm going.
Where are you going?
Come here!
Thanks, thanks.
Mrs... I would like to congratulate
you. Let me kiss.
What is it? What?
Mr. Bald, take me. I have
been kissed!
They kissed me!
This is so bad.
God, give me some patience.
Stand up, come on!
Why are you kissing me?!
What do you want
me to do?
Why are you still whistling?
Why are you jumping?
Am I a bear?
Take this out.
- What are you saying?
- I have to piss.
- Give me the pants. I will be back.
- Do it without the pants!
It won't work without
the pants.
Then I will piss
in my underwear.
Huh?
Right...
You are right.
You take these.
And this...
Okay. Let me kiss.
- Write to me. I will be waiting.
- Good bye.
Wait... wait.... Stop!
Thank god.
God damn it.
My dear, I'm back
from the shower.
Lost him.
Nevermind...
Dear Mrs...
...with the permission of god,
with the words of the prophet...
...we want your daughter Pelvin,
for my son, Cafer.
I want your daughter,
Mrs. Hafize!
What? You
want a coke?
No, I want your daughter!
- Oh, my daughter...
- Your daughter.
Okay, she is yours.
You can't find better than Cafer.
If you say so, dear mother.
Sure dear, Cafer is...
...handsome, generous...
Is that right, Pelvin sister?
Sister? She will be
your wife!
I understand, dad.
With your permission...
We also ask for permission...
We are so busy.
Have to finish preparing
for the wedding.
Good bye, good bye!
Mrs. Hafize!
She won't change her
mind again, right?
No, she won't. Don't
scream like that.
Okay, Mrs. Hafize.
She won't cancel it again right?
- She won't!
- Let me kiss your hand.
Dad, is that it?
Yes, thats it!
Okay. One, two, three...
Pelvin, Pelvin!
Muttalip!
Here I come.
Finally, I'm back to home.
Yes, but the wrong room.
And you will leave,
like you just came.
No, listen to me. You don't
know what happened.
I saw what happened.
You were having fun
with the girls.
I swear not, I only
love you!
These guys trying to
make me a footballer!
It's always the same trick.
I don't want you anymore.
So you are kicking out me?
Yes, I am.
Then, I will suicide.
I swear I will.
I'm going now.
Uhm....
What?
Uhm... Don't go.
Ahh, so you forgive me?
Yes, you did. I can
see it from your eyes.
Let me kiss you, girl.
- Come on, don't be shy.
- No!
My mom, definitely heard this!
No no, don't worry.
I will take care of it.
Don't worry.
Don't... I say don't do it.
Don't... Don't bite!
It hurts!
It's tickling me.
My girl, stop.
I said stop.
Stop, girl!
I will take revenge
for this.
What are you doing here?
I was looking for the
battery. Just found it.
Why are you in my
daughter's bed?
- Me?
- Yes.
Why I'm here?
Am I sleepwalker?
Am I sleepwalking?
Yes I'm a sleepwalker.
Cafer!
I'm coming, Mrs. Hafize!
What it is, Mrs. Hafize?
She cancelled it. She is not
going to marry you.
- Really?
- Yes.
Dad... Dad!
Poor lover...
This "toto" is not
gambling, right?
No, dear. Otherwise government
wouldn't allow this.
Okay, then.
Girl, you are lucky. You tell
the last number.
Hmm... 3!
No way...
- Then 2 it is.
- Okay.
Now we will be rich.
Look Muttalip, no more gambling,
no more girls...
...no more being lost, okay?
- Okay sir, okay.
Now, you give me 50 bucks.
I will pay for this "toto".
No, I don't trust you.
I will pay myself.
Wait, girl.
No good bye?
- Good bye!
- My dear.
Kidnapping Panther Zeki?
We have no other choice, boss.
If he is the goalie of
our opponents...
...there is no way we
can score against them.
If Panther Zeki doesn't play
for them, we will be champion.
Let's say we kidnapped him,
then what we will do?
We will profit by using
his addiction to sex.
Which woman you are thinking of?
Really asking this?
- Crazy Mary!
- Crazy Mary, huh?
Okay. This job is done.
We are the champions then.
Come here! Come here!
- Let me go.
- Crazy Mary is waiting for you.
Crazy Mary? Let me go.
We brought the Panther.
Take this.
I'm leaving, my friend.
Go upstairs.
Boss will kill us if you don't.
- Let me go please.
- Who I'm talking to!
I swear I don't know
what you are talking about.
Calm down, you animal.
Come...
Come closer...
He is lost again?
What are you saying?!
This is our final game.
And you still couldn't find Zeki.
Mr. Boss, we looked everywhere.
We were searching non-stop
for the last 48 hours.
If I don't see Zeki in goalie,
all of you can quit your jobs.
What happened? Do you think
Crazy Mary lost him too?
Don't worry, boss.
Zeki loves woman.
He won't leave.
We have three woman.
They won't let him go.
If Zeki doesn't play tomorrow,
we will be the champion!
- Here comes the other girls.
- Let's move on.
- They are coming!
- They are coming!
- What do you want?
- You don't involve in this.
Here he is, boss.
I don't understand.
This is a balloon, a balloon...
...I can tell what is a balloon.
This is a balloon.
Let me see. Your boobs...
This is enough!
Move on, we are going!
No, I will catch you!
Look at there!
Come here, I caught you.
What is this?
You look like a careless
fancy dog.
Are you proud of this?
Move, we are moving
to camp.
Move!
Go away! Give this man
a break.
Stop! Whats happening?
Doing good bro.
Why are you waiting?
Bring him.
You can't take him! Come here.
Caught him, we will
take him.
Leave me alone, I was
happy with the girls.
Leave me!
I will eat you all!
Don't stop. Hit him!
God damn it.
Right in time, right in time...
Go away.
I have stuff to do.
Come on, they will caught me.
Go away, god damn it.
They are trying
to caught me.
Just go away.
When I'm free I will come
and play with you.
Leave my tail,
it hurts!
Bro, don't do it!
Don't do it.
God damn it!
He took my tail.
Give me my tail.
Bro, give me my tail.
Give me. It's not play time.
Give me my tail, please.
Just give me, god damn it.
What kind of animal are you?
Don't!
Where is the guy?
- Where is the guy?!
- He runaway, boss.
Move!
- Hello, hello, sir.
- Hello, animal.
This guy escaped from the TV I guess,
Pink Panther.
There he is. Let's go.
I can't go, boss.
There is a dog over there.
- I'm afraid of dogs.
- Just go!
What is that?
Please Mr. Hunter. Don't shot me.
Because I'm no animal.
I thought you were
an animal.
Hunter, what is this?
And this guy? Whats happening?
Mr. Guard, I'm no animal.
I'm searching for you
since yesterday. Animal!
No, you are confusing me
with something else.
I'm Muttalip!
Boss is looking for you. Move!
How could you explain this animal...
This animal is escaped from
the cage.
Don't move!
Take this. Just
bought it. Eat.
What an animal.
They should put you in
this cage, instead of me.
Do I look like an animal?
Shut up. This is what
the boss said.
You are an animal.
Thats it.
- Why are you still talking?
- Look at me, bro.
Have you ever seen an
talking animal?
We have seen a lot of
things here...
- Bro, just listen to me.
- Shut up! You are an animal.
Take this. Here is the paper.
Boss signed it.
He is not an animal.
Okay now thats it. There is
a boss sign, so you are no animal.
Come on, get him out.
Sorry bro, you are no animal.
Sorry bro, but you are
an animal for sure.
You are the legend goalie Panther
Zeki, look at yourself.
Shut up. Or I will tell them
to take you into bear cage.
Just move. Right into
the match.
- I'm not going.
- Come here. Take him!
Show us, Zeki!
You know, this match is
critical for us.
I know that, but you don't.
- Why?
- You are making me play for this game.
Come on. Stop joking around.
Give me one second.
No, you can't go anywhere.
Should I piss my pants?
Okay, go. Be quick.
God damn it.
Wow, brother.
I hope you play in our team.
You are footballer, right?
Wrestler?
What do you do?
I'm a sportsman, darling.
Wow, I have never seen
a sportsman like this.
Come on! Where are you?
- My friend, I'm really surprised.
- Why?
In the shower, a man like this...
turned out to be like this...
Stop the nonsense talk. Come
on kids, we are going out!
Let's go!
- You too, come on.
- Where?
To the pitch, for the match.
Come on!
I'm excited again.
Stop with piss. Focus on
the match. Take this ball.
Come on, go.
Come here, come.
Hello, hello.
Why there are so many people?
Is it a special day or something?
- You take this.
- Come here.
I'm so shy!
Let's go! Good luck!
You too*
Take off your shirt.
- You forget your auspicious?
- Okay...
Come on, quick.
Take off your underwear, too.
Come on, with all these people!
Just take it off!
Be quick, you have another
one under that.
Be careful please. Keep your
morale high.
It's alright, don't worry.
Everyone is screaming to me.
- Come to center.
- Why?
You will stand there.
When the ball comes, you will
need to stay there to save it.
Okay, okay. No worries.
I got it.
See... See...
You said center, and they
scored from the left side.
Don't be sad.
Don't be sad.
Come here, look at me.
When the ball comes,
you need to jump and save it.
Not now, when the ball comes!
I injured my foot.
Come on, get up.
It comes! It comes!
Jump! Jump!
I jumped!
- God damn it.
- How could you not save it?
Didn't I tell you to reach and
save the ball?
Like this?
Are you in hotel?
How many goals they scored?
How many?!
- How the hell I know?!
You count - God damn it.
My dear, open the radio.
I think the game has started.
Okay, dear.
I'm curious how are
they doing without me.
They will concede 3-4
goals at least.
Of course, darling. They can't
do anything without you.
And the yellow-blue team,
is 1-0 behind now.
Didn't I tell you?
Zeki... He is performing
incredibly bad today.
Goalie Zeki, screwed his entire team
with his poor performance.
Now they are coming from
the left wing...
...and Engin took the shot!
And goal. Goal.
...Zeki didn't even touch the
ball when it was in front of him.
Zeki ?!
I'm Zeki, and I'm here!
So who is he?
If he is Zeki, who am I?
What does this mean, Zeki?
Whats happening?
I don't know, too.
- I saved it this time!
- Don't come!
Not like this...
God damn it.
I save the ball, it doesn't work.
I miss the ball, it doesn't work.
I'm not playing.
Stand up! Stand up!
Focus!
Just don't get involved.
Finally, like this!
See, you saved it!
It wasn't me.
It was my ass.
Doesn't matter. You
saved it.
It's coming! Save it!
Come to center! Kick
the ball! Kick it!
Goal!
Come here. Let
me kiss you.
This is how you
score a goal.
God damn you.
You shut up.
You don't know shit.
Take one from the back.
Shot it. Let it be a memory.
Give me that--
Oh, number 2, come here.
Why did you scored while
they are photographing me?
Disrespectful kid.
Wow!
Ball is so far away.
It's not far away... It's in your
back. It's goal...
I will eat you.
Why didn't you grab the
ball in the pitch, like now?
I tried. It doesn't work. It just
goes away.
Please Zeki. In the second half
just focus on the game.
I beg you. Just try
hard please.
Sure thing. I'm not going
to let you down.
I will try hard, I promise.
Come on, it's time, kids.
Let's go.
This time play better or
I will beat you!
Yeah, play better!
Shut up. Move.
- You screwed us all.
- Shut up, stupid.
Please guys, really do
your best this time.
- Muttalip!
- Muttalip!
Come here!
- I'm coming.
- Come.
We played Toto, remember?
We guessed 12 correct.
And if you win this one too,
it will be 13!
What?! 13?
Yes, if it's 13 we will be rich.
Then we can get married.
Really? Married?
Let me give you
a lucky kiss.
One more, one more...
Yes!
If it's 13, we are getting married!
No more conceding goals!
Well done, Zeki!
Let's go!
- Nice, very nice.
- Shut up.
Go away, stupid.
Shut up, go away.
Go away, I'm coming!
Goal!
I scored!
FIN