Partner (2007) - full transcript

It's said that in India a boy
is born in every 3 seconds.

And a girl in every 10 seconds.

But that day... something
different had happened.

Only one boy was born
amidst 30 girls. Wow!

This naked boy looks so smart!

He looks just like me!
In fact this baby is me!

Prem! Yes! The sole
hero of this story!

This was my first eye
contact with girls.

Let it be. My affair with that
nurse didn't get anywhere.

People fail in love and
they become drunkards.

But I started drinking milk.



And then I started growing
up in a big joint family.

We were 7 siblings in our family.

6 sisters... and... I...
Their only brother.

My childhood was surrounded
with two things.

Toys... and children...
I mean girls.

An average child in his
childhood thinks that...

he will become
an engineer. Doctor...

...or cricketer when he grows up.

But in my case. God's plan
was something different.

Because of my upbringing.
I started understanding...

all kind of girls' feelings.

And I started helping
those unfortunate boys...

...whom no girl ever glanced at.

And gradually I became love guru.



These girls! Very lucky!

Do you know? 99 percent girls
get the guy of their choice!

But 99 percent guys don't
find the girl of their choice.

Their love ends before
it could even begin.

And my work begins here.

- Love guru, you know I...
- What's the name of the girl?

- I don't know! Does it really matter?
- It matters to me!

Actually she too...

Loves you.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah!
But she too...

- She too stammers like you?
- No. No!

- Oh! She feels shy!
- Yes!

Look. Your situation is very good!

You begin the matter
and she will end it.

My ignorant heart.
What has happened to me?

- What is the antidote of this pain?
- What's your problem?

In the entire universe amongst
so many beautiful faces...

I locked eyes with such a girl...

that my life has become radiant.

Good morning. Uncle.
This is my first love.

Dear... is this what the teacher
teaches you in school?

I have fallen in love
with my teacher.

By the way. Uncle. Do you
give discount to students?

Come after 10 years. Okay. Go.

I can't see her without my specs.

And she doesn't want
to see me in specs.

This is very simple!
Remove your specs!

Fantastic! You are
looking so good!

Thank you!

Here! React at the sound!

So like this. Smart. Stupid.
Carefree. Nervous...

I taught so many people to love!
I made them love! Get married!

I was at the peak of my success!

But my happiness didn't last
for long. Do you know why?

Do you wanna partner...

- Bhaskar! Right?
- Yes! And you?

- You have come to meet me.
- Love guru!

Love guru in front of me!

My first love!

It's my first love!
My family's first love!

Before this my parents.
Grandparents...

nobody loved at this level.

What kind of a girl do you want?

She should be beautiful!
Intelligent!

With a good nature!

In this time of inflation...

how will you be able to
afford three girls? Tell me.

Not three. Its three in one
who has won my heart.

She is true at heart.

There she is!

She is hale and hearty!

Don't be tense. Don't worry.
Your work will be done.

My brother! I am lucky!

Brother Prem!
You are a great man!

Priya. Did you hear?

Hello!

What are you doing. Bhaskar?

You love one girl and
you kiss another girl.

What do you mean? I kissed
the girl whom I want to marry!

She is Priya!
She is the lucky one!

Hero. Do you know who she is?

Priya Jaisingh!
Raj Jaisingh's daughter!

Owner of 1000 crores!

Not just you. Even
I can't entice her!

Forget about it.
Dude! No chance!

Impossible! Impossible!

Brother Prem... impossible?

I had heard there is no such
word in your dictionary.

Say that this is not true!

This is the truth. Bhaskar!

Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary!

Yes! I can befriend
Bush and Osama.

But your affair with her is impossible!
Just forget about it. Man!

But brother Prem. Listen
to me! Brother Prem!

Bush? Osama?
That international matter!

And this is a small love story!
Where is he taking the matter?

Brother Prem!

Welcome after the break!

Let's ask our celebrity
guest Priya Jaisingh...

some of her
personal answers.

Oh my! Priya!

Welcome back to the
show. Ms. Priya.

So. Ms. Priya. What is your
definition about love?

Well. My beloved.
Not found him yet!

As it is nowadays you
don't find good guys.

What are you saying. Priya?

I am available everyday in
the office between 9 to 5.

So many times
I did overtime too.

One thing is for sure.

My beloved whether he is
a high profile. Big shot or not...

but he will surely
be simple and sound.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Who knows?

Maybe my future life partner
is watching me right now.

He might be standing
in front of the TV.

I am in front of you.

Hey! Let me also see her!
She is so hot!

Who said that? Who said that?
Who said that? Who called her hot?

Are you calling the coffee hot?

No! The girl! She is so hot!

Hello! You shouldn't talk
disrespectfully about Priya!

How did the channel change? Sit!
Why did you change the channel?

- Why did you change the channel?
- India is batting!

- Sehwag is about to score century.
- Sehwag has his mother's blessing.

My life is still ruined. You
want to watch the match!

I still can't find the matchmaker!

Love guru! Love guru.
I want to meet Priya.

- Where are you? I am just coming!
- Pay my bill!

What? What bill?
What bill? What money? What?

- Hey, take the change at least.
- You sit with respect... hey...

- Hello!
- Bhaskar speaking here?

- Bhaskar. What did I tell you?
- What did you tell me?

- Don't you understand!
- What? Please remind me!

Forget Priya! And don't call me!

Is she a dish or a dessert?

Hello! Yes. I told you!

How can the matter end if
you say this? I love Priya.

Brother Prem! Brother Prem!
Brother Prem!

You are in the bus!

I am wandering around
in my helplessness!

Brother Prem.
Please listen to me!

Bhaskar. I can't help you!

Because you are useless!
And I am helpless!

Leave me alone!

I won't leave you till the time,
you don't introduce me to Priya!

If not today then
I will come tomorrow!

If not tomorrow then I will
come day after tomorrow!

I won't leave you alone!

Come tomorrow! Call me!

I am going to Phuket for a
month! For a family holiday!

And I don't have a roaming card!

Brother Prem!

Hey. Weather your phone
is on roaming or not...

but I'll roam with you.

Does this bus go to Phuket?

Chhota don.

Who is this short guy?

I am Chhota Don.

A small name of two words!

And only two things to do in life!

Watching cricket!
And killing people!

I am Tendulkar of underworld!
Short height. More fights.

This is the secret of
my becoming a Don!

Sehwag and Dhoni!
Is the fielding good?

Otherwise the umpire
will declare me as out!

Bhai. Who is umpire?

- Police! Who else?
- Oh!

So along with being a goon.
You play cricket too!

I used to play! 20 years
ago! In Borivali lanes!

I was a fast bowler!

Everybody used to call
me Bhindi Express!

Once my ball made a batsman
LBW. I made an appeal!

How was that?

Umpire said not out!

In my angry. I hit him the ball!

- The batsman?
- No! The umpire!

And the umpire died!

The batsmen started running!
The police ran after me!

And since then this Bhindi Express
has become Chhota Don!

- Look. Bhai!
- Hey! I don't talk to the 12th man!

Who is the captain of the team?

It's me. Bhai!

Wow! Only you have
the right to speak!

- Whose phone is ringing?
- Oh my God. Oh no.

Whose mobile is ringing?

Hey. Who is it?
Who is Ganguli amidst us?

Its third umpire.

Hey! Sehwag. Run!

Hey. Pathan! On the boundary!

Dhoni. Surround her from mid-wicket.

Nab her before she
reaches the boundary!

Catch her.

Nab her! Nab her!

Wow! How?

Please start the car! Some
underworld goons are after me!

Underworld? Oh my God!

Ma'am. You are so nice!

Not just underworld. But the
whole world can be after you!

Listen! Please! Will you show
your smartness in saving me?

Smartness? I will
save you from them!

But who will save you from me?

What?

- Okay! Stop! Stop! Stop!
- What?

I will stop the car!
Oh, what?

Thanks.

This is a short meeting.

Listen! I will say it in my
fervour! I will tell the truth!

You are going away!
But I will stay in touch!

Halt!

Hey. Useless. Unknown fellow!
I want to sit here. C'mon get up!

- Hey you! You will make me get up?
- Yes!

Hey! Don't touch!

For the first time somebody
has slapped me!

Come on! Say sorry!
Say sorry!

- Did you hear that? I should say sorry to you?
- Yes!

I... Rana from Hariyana
should say sorry?

And that too to you?
Who are you?

Who am I?

I am Don. I am Don.

Police of 11 countries are after me!

I am already having discussion
with the 12th country!

Hey! Get lost! Brian Lara!

You!

You shoved me!

I won't spare you!
I am Don! Chhota Don!

- Good morning. Rosy!
- Hi!

- Is the boss in?
- Yes!

Thanks!

Hi. Guys!

Sorry! It's ok.

What are you showing me?

One minute. Sir!

Chhota Don! And I have got him!

Chhota Don!

Yes. Sir! Chhota Don!

- Till date CBI. FBI. Nobody has seen him!
- Yes!

First time in front of the world!
And that too through our paper!

- Yes!
- Mind-blowing! It's a revolution. Sir!

- Congratulations. Naina!
- Thank you. Boss!

Congratulations! Darling!
You are promoted!

And double salary! And you
can have this laptop too!

Take it. Baby! Take it!

Brother Prem!

Brother Prem. Where are you?

- Listen!
- Yes!

Do you know a man named
Prem? Brother Prem!

Prem from Ludhiyana. I don't
know Prem from Patiyalawala.

No. Prem from Mumbai!
He is love guru.

- Do you know love guru?
- I only know Waheguru.

- Oh. Waheguru is great.
- Waheguru is great.

I took Waheguru's name.
Now everything will be OK?

Wow!

Don't you have any nice friends?

- Yes! Will you marry?
- No chance!

Brother Prem and family!

Brother. When will you marry?

3-4 years after Nikki's marriage!

Why do you always postpone it!
Don't you hear a voice from within?

Brother Prem! Brother Prem!

Not from within... I can hear
some noise from outside.

Brother Prem!

Oh my God!

- This stupid...
- Prem!

- Uncle!
- His name is Bhaskar! Stupid Bhaskar!

He harasses so much!

Brother Prem! Brother Prem!
Brother Prem!

Hello. Sister-in-law!
Such a sweet family!

She... is my sister!

They both... are her children.

Sorry. Sister!

He is so sweet
like a teddy bear.

Welcome to Phuket!

Wow! Such sweet children!
Oh my! So sweet!

I told you not to follow me!

What are you doing
here in Phuket?

I didn't come here for free
(Phukhat). I took a ticket.

Visa on arrival.

Why are you spoiling
my holidays?

I am nothing! Even God
can't give you Priya!

- But brother Prem. Listen to me!
- No buts!

- Sister!
- Don't involve my sister!

Hang on! Please!

Sister! Sister. Tell me something.

When you had got married.
Was it an arranged marriage...

or love marriage?

Of course! It was a love marriage!

Brother Prem had given me away!

Brother Prem. Look at this!
You got your sister married!

And you are not
helping me! Why?

Because... Priya is Mercedes
and you are Maruti.

If Priya is Boeing then
you are a bullock cart!

If Priya is Kohinoor diamond
then you are Kohinoor rice!

If Priya is capable then
you are a fool!

This is the bus to go to India!
Take the window seat and leave!

Take this man to the airport!
Don't bring him back!

All yours! Okay! Go!

Don't play the band!
Don't play the band!

- Go your way.
- Hey!

Prem. This is not fair.

What happened?

Bhaskar had come from
India with high hopes.

- And you told him to return.
- Uncle Bhaskar is so sweet!

And Prem uncle so rude!

What? Kids. What do you both
think? He must have left?

Nobody can evade death.
Love and Bhaskar!

Did you hear that? Now let's go!
We are still in danger!

- No!
- Uncle. It is you?

Queen. Spin around.
So much of water.

The lake is filled with water.

- So will float...
- King.

Bhaskar. Don't make a noise!

You are lying here naked!
Leave! Get out! Get lost!

Brother Bhaskar. Here is the towel.
Will you wear this T-shirt?

Thank you!

Hey! Are you blind?
These are my clothes!

How will it fit this Bhaskar!

Don't worry! It will fit me!

Body hug! My size is such
that any size fits me!

Have you come to
your in-law's house?

Brother Prem... what was I saying?

I am here only! I am
not going anywhere!

Brother Prem. I was saying...
are you very angry with me?

No. No. Brother Bhaskar!

I am the happiest person
in the whole world!

It's just that I hate you.
You stupid Bhaskar!

I love you too!

- Thank you!
- You!

Queen. Spin around.
So much of water.

So much of water. So will float...

- Ginger tea!
- Thanks!

Sister... whose snap is this?

- He is my husband. 3 years ago...
- Stop!

I understood!

Don't say anything!

Now I can't listen.

God can't be so stone-hearted...
hope he will never be.

- No. No!
- What no?

You have taken so many
sacrifices from this house.

- Listen to me!
- Nothing will go wrong now.

I am telling you.

- Listen...
- Listen to what?

Brother!

- No. Bhaskar.
- What no?

- Listen to me.
- No. What happened to him?

What was he suffering from?

- No. No.
- Shut up!

You don't listen to the whole thing!

Why? What happened?

Brother-in-law is in America!
He is a scientist in NASA!

He is hale and hearty!

Meaning he is alive!

He is the father of 2 children!
And he is a married man!

That is what I was thinking!

A person which such a glow
in his eyes. He can't die.

I pray for brother-in-law's long life.

That is true. Brother.
I will serve lunch.

Today I have cooked brother
Prem's favourite dish.

Chicken Tandoori!

Chicken Tandoori!
It's my favourite dish too.

And when both of us
like Chicken Tandoori...

then why should we
dislike each other?

Hot lentils are ready!

Pass me the butter.
I am on a diet.

Take this. You are dieting
and want to eat butter.

The way mother Yashoda
had given butter to Krishna...

I got to each such
butter at your place.

- Hey. Shut up.
- I am famished.

She is my sister! She is
not some bread piece!

- That you are buttering her!
- Oh yeah!

What was that? Who spoke?

Now see. You can't rule
over burp and love...

they are free to come out.
Right sister? Right kids?

Shut up! Eat your food! And go!
Otherwise I will kill you!

Kill you for what?
There is no flight for 4 days!

How can I go home?

You can leave after 4 days!
It's okay! It's okay!

Listen! King of snoring!

You can neither sleep
with me nor with her!

Don't worry. Uncle Bhaskar!
You can sleep in our room!

Did you see that? Children's
heart is bigger than your room.

Learn something from them!
Learn something!

I will call your husband.

And tell him that an unknown man
has become a part of our family!

Hey! Oh my God!
What is he saying?

Tell him that I am
like your brother.

More than a brother.

Hey don't worry.
He will be alright.

There are so many new
kinds of toys for kids!

In this age of playing with marbles...

you have got entangled in what?

Leave it! It's a baby missile!
A kind of rocket!

You must have seen it in war.

It follows the enemy
and attacks them.

Is that so?

How does this work?
With a battery?

Not on battery. My voice.

It gets activated when
I say go baby go.

Is that so? You are
fooling your uncle!

If that was true.
Wouldn't it have fired...

when you said go baby go?

I have to give the
final touch up tonight.

Don't disturb me.

Final touch up! He'll give!

- Good morning everybody!
- Good morning!

Good morning. Sister!

Good morning. Brother!

Good morning. Mr. Prem!

Wow! Mind-blowing!
Amazing body. Brother Prem!

Too good!

Is it since childhood or
did you build it later?

Too good!

What sisterly emotion!

Wow! What clothes!

Sister. Is it available readymade
or you have to get it stitched?

- Readymade!
- What?

- You get it readymade.
- Okay! Okay!

Brother Prem. Why are you
going in the water alone?

Teach jet ski to me too.
It might impress Priya.

You never know!
Seeing open body...

Zip his mouth too.

He has been behind
me since morning.

Brother Prem. The fact
is that there is no zip.

And brother Prem.
I won't leave you so easily.

I am like this missile!

If I go after a person.
I don't leave him alone.

You just have to say it
once. Go. Baby. Go!

Uncle. Don't say that!
It will get activated!

Are you mad? Why Will
I say go baby go?

It's yours! It listens to your voice!
You say go baby go!

Just now you said go baby go!

Hey. What happened?

Uncle. This has activated.

- Uncle!
- Nephew!

- Nephew!
- Uncle!

Stop it!

- Uncle!
- Nephew!

- Uncle. The missile is about to leave.
- Come back.

What?

I can't hear you.

It is gone!

Rocket!

Hey brother. Escape and save us.

Bhaskar. Scoundrel... let me
come out of the water first...

Save me. Oh god.

Hey. Go somewhere else.
Why are you behind me?

Go somewhere else.

Oh lord. Please save me.

Bhaskar. Let me escape from
this then I'll teach you a lesson.

Bhaskar! Bhaskar!

Leave my house! Get lost!

Leave this place!

Sorry! By mistake the
rocket got activated!

By mistake! Your birth
is a mistake in itself.

I could have died!

Do you know the cost
of that jet ski? 10 lakhs!

What do I know? I have
always travelled by local train.

- You!
- Brother! Please!

It was an accident! Please!

Brother Bhaskar. Say
sorry to Prem! Please!

- Prem... I am sorry.
- Sorry! You...

Kids. Come on! Uncle Bhaskar
and I are having a fight.

So go out!

I regret that you turned out to be...

much more stupid than
what I thought of you!

Forget Priya! You can't
even entice Priya's dog!

Do you know why?

Because Bhaskar... you are
the brand ambassador...

of foolishness and stupidity!
Brand ambassador!

And before leaving listen
to one thing. Bhaskar!

If you can't live without
Priya... then don't live!

Because if a stupid
and foolish lover dies...

then it won't make any
difference to the world.

Got it?

Kids. Come! Bid your dear
uncle Bhaskar goodbye!

Uncle Bhaskar is leaving forever!

Pammi. Remove him
within 5 minutes.

Otherwise I will leave
at the 6th minute!

- The decision is yours.
- Please Prem.

Uncle Bhaskar! Uncle Bhaskar!
Prem! Are you crying?

Brother Bhaskar...
Prem is a nice guy.

Please don't mind him and cry.

I... I am not crying. Sister
Pammi. I am laughing.

Brother Prem is right.

It was my mistake... that
I fell in love with Priya.

There is a huge difference
between Priya and me.

I was searching for a girl's love.

And I got the love of a family.
So I stayed here.

So I stayed here.

Look. I am an idiot. No.

What was brother Prem
saying? Yes! Loser!

But you tell him one thing.
He is doing a great task.

He shouldn't stop!
Uniting lovers!

What about me? Fine.

Brother Bhaskar!
Brother Bhaskar!

Brother Bhaskar!

Phuket to Bangkok! Bus
meets with an accident!

39 passengers saved!

One critically injured! Bhaskar
was travelling by this bus!

I am sure Bhaskar is the one!

Bhaskar's name is
not written in this!

How can you say that it's Bhaskar!

I can say that because
Bhaskar is the King of bad luck!

Problems don't go after Bhaskar!

But Bhaskar runs after problems!

- All this happened because of you!
- Why because of me?

If you had not send him by bus then
today he would have been here!

- Thank God he was on the bus!
- You are so mean!

No! I am not mean!
What is mean is that...

I too want that Bhaskar
should be fine.

He should lose his memory!
So that he won't harass me!

- Stupid Bhaskar!
- Prem!

Listen! Where is the man who
died in the bus accident?

Some passenger of seat number 50.

His name was Bhaskar.

Bhaskar.
Shit man. Bhaskar.

Bhaskar. Please forgive me.
Look. What has happened?

I told you to forget your love.
And you left the world.

Love is in nobody's control.

But you left in the bus. And
you made all of us helpless.

You should have at least
given my one chance.

I would have introduced
you to Priya.

You are that lover... who
took his beloved's name...

and left his bag for me.

Bhaskar. You are not dead.
Because Bhaskar never die.

God bless your soul. Bhaskar.
Say something.

I don't know why I feel that
you will suddenly get up...

and embrace me.
And you will forgive me.

I forgive you.

Oh no! Bhaskar. You are alive!

Bhaskar. You are alive?

Yes! Bhaskar is alive!
Hale and hearty!

Oh no. Man!

- How did this happen?
- It's all his grace.

- Who is he? Who is this?
- He is uncle John.

When I sat in the bus... he said...

dear... can I sit in your seat?

I want to see the valleys
from the window.

I said. Why not. Sit.

Here there is only destruction.
At least you see the valleys.

Poor man... he died while
watching the valleys.

And I came in this
lovely hospital.

- Its Wadia hospital.
- Yes.

This is destiny!

Your good luck... and my bad luck.

No. Prem! I heard it!
You love me so much.

I forgive you!
You have a pure heart!

You worry so much...
I am touched!

Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

You didn't die!
So I break my promise!

Brother Prem just now you were
talking so lovingly with me!

Look. Brother Prem!
I have fooled death!

- I won't leave you alone!
- Is that so?

Because you are the messiah who
can form my alliance with Priya.

When Priya will give me a son.
I will name him Prem!

- How sweet!
- I will keep your photo in my house!

Thank you! Brother Prem.
Please help me!

No!

- You will have to help me!
- No!

- Brother Prem. You will help me!
- I won't help you!

- Brother Prem. You will have to help me!
- No!

- Was he that same uncle John?
- Not was. He is alive.

Do you want a partner. O partner?

Do you want a partner?
Love me. Love me.

Do you want a partner. O partner?

Do you want a partner?

Do you want a partner. O partner?

Do you want a partner?

Love me. Love me.

Do you want a partner. O partner?

Do you want a partner?

Love me. Love me.

This love makes your heart beat.

You fly in your fervour.

This love makes your heart beat.

You fly in your fervour.

Your love is a question.

You yourself answer it.

But. If.

But. If.

When she comes in front of me.

My heart skips a beat
and my breaths stop.

Love me. Love me.

Love me. Love me.

Do you want a partner. O partner?

Do you want a partner?

Love me. Love me.

Do you want a partner. O partner?

Do you want a partner?

Love me. Love me.

Love me. Love me.

At times I just think.

At times I just think.

From hello. Hi. How are you?

Can I proceed ahead?

Swaying tresses. Luscious lips.

Swaying tresses. Luscious lips.

Twilights of love.

You will get your love.

Come. I will teach you love.

Love me. Love me.

Love me. Love me.

God on one hand and
beloved on the other.

God on one hand and
beloved on the other.

I will say sorry to God and
I will ask for my beloved.

Come in my dreams.

Come in my dreams.

Or give the oath of your love.

The path of love is very arduous.

Love me. Love me.

Love me. Love me.

Do you want a partner. O partner?

Do you want a partner?

Love me. Love me.

Do you want a partner. O partner?

Do you want a partner?

Love me. Love me.

Do you want a partner. O partner?

Do you want a partner?

Love me. Love me.

- Good morning. Madam.
- Good morning.

Come. My heart is very restless...

O. My prince... I can't
stay without you...

Since the time I have fallen
in love it takes a long time.

What do I have to do with that?

I am just sharing my feelings.

Come. The spring is here.
The heart is restless.

Prince. Prince...

My pant! My pant!

My pant got wet!

It will look as if I have
wetted my pants.

- Hello.
- Bhaskar...

Priya went into the
building. All set.

No! All wet! All wet!

Clumsy, Bhaskar?

Hello!

Interesting dress code!

Stupid Bhaskar!

- Bhaskar!
- Yes!

Nice. Are you going to the
office or the school?

Brother Prem. Don't stop me!
Priya is waiting for me! Come on!

Look Bhaskar 8 out of 10 girls
will be impressed with this.

But she is from those 2, dude.
You are practically nude.

Why? What's the problem?

Stupid Bhaskar!

Rock the conference
room's atmosphere!

That it will daze Priya.

It should amaze her!
She gets shocked!

Shock and rock!
Shock and rock!

Shock and rock!
Shock and rock. Baby!

Shock and rock!

Shock and rock!

Excuse me! I am sorry
I am delayed!

I am so sorry!

Sorry. Brother.

Sorry madam.

Oh my god. I am so sorry.

Everything is all right.
Shall we go ahead?

Thank you.

Gentlemen. I need your advice.

I want to invest in my
childhood friend's business.

It's a designer diamonds' business.

The investment will be
about a 100 crores.

I would like to help my friend.

But what is everybody's opinion?

Should we go for this
venture or not?

Ma'am. Without the market research,
we don't even buy vegetables.

And these are diamonds.

Correct. Ma'am.

Personal relationship and company's
100 crores... not a good idea.

You have a point.

Does anybody else
want to say anything?

'Rock the conference
room's atmosphere! '

'That it will daze Priya.

No! I mean yes! Yeah!

Can I say something?
Can I say something?

Now he too will say something!

Excuse me! Please!
Let him speak!

Thank you! How old are
you? What's your age?

25! Why?

You are 25 years old
and your IQ is zero.

I mean 25 years old and
brain of a 5 years old child.

- Have you lost it?
- What? - What? What?

You can invest so much
money in business!

Can't you use a bit of your brain?

Why do you need their brains
and advice to take decision?

But you all are my
financial advisors.

What advisors?

Does the sun advice the clouds?

Excuse me. Can I come out?

Does the lake take
advice from mountains?

Whether I should meet
the ocean or not.

Forget about this! These
are important things!

Does a small innocent child
ask the family's advice...

to pee on his mother's lap?

The child just does it!

- You too take the decision!
- But how?

Like this!

When you didn't think before
befriending your friend...

...then why are you thinking
before helping her?

And as it is... whose
advice are you taking?

This mister Bagga, he is
not faithful to his wife.

He has never even brought
flowers for sister-in-law.

What advice will he give you?

And whose advice are
you taking? Mr. Chaddha!

He can't even wear his underwear!

He will change your
company's policy?

These are rich people.

Now take my example.

I... we for a job of 30,000 rupees.
We wait for the 30th.

How can we take the decision of
100 crores within 3 seconds?

Come on. Ma'am!

And first take the decision that...

...you will take your own decisions!

And don't take all the
decisions using your mind.

Take some decisions
with your heart too.

I know... you have a golden heart.

Hey! Are you with me?

Mr. Bhaskar! You are
crossing your limits!

What the hell are you saying?

Who the hell are you to yell on me?

And who the hell are you to
tell me that I'm talking hell!

I am not talking hell!
I am talking well!

And if we don't gel. Then
you can go to hell! Okay!

You don't have manners
to talk to your seniors!

- You shut up!
- You are fired!

You shut up!

If you are my senior then
I am senior to you in intellect!

I... I am leaving the job!
I am leaving!

Before you throw me out.
I myself will leave.

Where a person doesn't have
the freedom to speak and think...

...there what can a person
speak and think?

Greetings! Goodbye!

I don't want to work here!
I don't know about you!

But I will miss you!

They messed up with me.
It is impossible.

- So how was it. Bhaskar?
- Fantastic! -Good!

- I insulted Priya.
- Wow!

- I said whatever came in my mind!
- Wow!

- And I flung my resignation letter on his face!
- Great!

- What have I done? What have I done?
- Meaning?

For my love. I lost my livelihood!

You... you had told me!

Shock her and she will notice you!

And I gave the notice
of my resignation!

I will have to apologise to her!
I will have to go to her!

- I am coming!
- Bhaskar! You cannot go!

Brother Prem.
I am very poor man.

You won't go anywhere!
She herself will come to you!

She won't come for 10 lifetimes.

My work is limited
only to this lifetime!

It's not for many lifetimes!
Count to 10!

10... 9... 8...

Why are you putting me into trouble!

5... 4... 3... 2... here she comes.

This is what you think.

Go. Go and open the door.

But let me open the door!

Hello. Bhaskar.

Shut your mouth otherwise
she will see your feelings.

Hello. Ma'am.

Bhaskar, nobody has ever
spoken to me like this.

I was just about to...

Don't kneel. Take the
support of the door.

Excellent. Bhaskar! Excellent!

- I liked the way you spoke to me!
- What?

I don't want those
people in my company...

who always agree with me.

I am so impressed!

Yes. Ma'am!

I mean no ma'am.

Actually I was thinking...

that if we both go out
for dinner this week?

Actually I want to take
some financial decisions.

So... let's meet.

Along with dinner we can
talk about business too.

Dinner. Okay. Okay!
Dinner. Sure. Sure!

Dinner. Done. Done. Done!

I will have to check the appointments.

You will have to take appointment!

No! I am ready! Whenever
you want! Wherever!

- I will give you my number!
- Yes!

- Do you have a pen?
- Pen?

Thank you!

She is very beautiful.
Very beautiful.

Thank you! Thank you.
Priya ma'am!

Bhaskar. Not Priya ma'am.
Just Priya.

So much happiness...
so much happiness!

So much happiness!

Stop. Stop.

Take this!

I have never been so happy!

Your happiness is
coming out of the nose!

- So much happiness!
- Take this!

You are really very happy!

I'll not leave you today.

- Help!
- You are trying to click my photograph.

Run! Run nicely and briskly! Run!

What style!

You need help?

Prem is always ready
to help people like you!

But tell me something!

Are you Hanuman's fan
or Superman's sister?

Just help me.

Easy! Sit!

- Go. Go.
- Hold me tightly!

- Move!
- He is coming.

Hold me tightly!
Hold me tightly!

Now. I'll finish her.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

- What did you say?
- Leave!

What did you say?

She has clicked my snap.
Tell her to first give me that.

You shorty. First you develop.

- Who are you?
- I am Don.

I am Don! Police of 11
countries are after me!

Is that so? And you must be in
talks with the 12th country!

- Yes!
- You fool!

Why are you hitting me. Rascal?

- Shall I leave you?
- Yes. Leave me. Shall I leave you?

- Yes. Leave me.
- Okay then. Go!

Hey! Can't you see!
Say sorry! Say sorry!

Fool! You are pointing the
gun at Rana from Haryana!

Take his gun!

Roll down the window!

Now I will roll down the window
only at the police station!

We have nabbed
Chhota Don!

- Yes. Let's go.
- You are not doing right.

Hey. Don't you dare take
me to the police station.

I am warning you.

Thanks for saving my life!

No. No! I have saved
my own life not yours!

Tell me something.

Besides Dhoom and
Krish's stunts...

can't you take me
out for dinner or...

coffee like a normal person?

You will find many normal people...

- I like surprises.
- Even I like surprises!

Quickly give me your phone
number and give the surprise!

Then write it down! Nokia 6600!

BPL or Hutch!

This is not a surprise!
This is a shock!

What job do you do?

Read it in Mumbai Masala tomorrow.

Listen to me! Listen to me!

Bye!

Editor. Yes.

Courier for Naina Sahani!

Oh! What!

Super Hero has sent it.

I think the sweet affair of
thank you has started.

- Wow!
- Stop it, you guys!

Walkie-talkie!

Hi!

I wanted to talk to you again!
That's why I called you.

Otherwise I don't like to disturb
some unknown girl! Over!

So what are you doing
right now? Over.

I am flirting. What else?

And listen. Don't disconnect.
The signal is a bit weak.

But my intention is very strong.
Tell me when to meet?

Look. Thanks for saving my life.

But I don't know you! Okay! Over!

Then know him! What's the harm?

Then know me.
Let's meet on Friday. Over.

Sorry! On Friday I have to go
to visit a sick person. Over.

Let's meet on Saturday! Over!

On Saturday I myself am
going to fall sick! Over!

Liar!

You are acting too smugly!

Sunday! Sunday! Over!

You are really funny!

Then Sunday morning at
7 o'clock for breakfast.

Victoria Palace. Okay! Over!

Sunday. 7 o'clock in
the morning! For a date!

Will do! Will do!

It's perfect! Say yes!

Ma'am. You said Sunday.
Didn't you? Take this.

Is that so? What if she had
said Friday or Saturday?

Then I would have given her this!

How romantic!

This guy is crazy!

Wow! How come so early!
That too 5 minutes early!

So that it's not late to say
what lies in my heart.

So don't delay it!
Say what lies in your heart!

I am dying to hear the
three magical words!

Then hear it...
thank you and sorry.

Thank you and sorry?

It has you but what about
I love you?

Thanks for your gift.

And we can't have
another relationship.

Sorry for that.

I am just probably not the one.

Look! Don't think you are any less!

No matter how you are.
You are perfect for me!

- Then know one thing!
- What?

No matter how much you try.
You can't dwell in my heart...

you can't reach to my heart
and you can't change my heart!

Okay! Goodbye!

What's your phone number?

Say something! Address!
Bank account number!

E-mail ID! At least
your blood group!

What's your name?

Leelawati! Saraswati!
Radha! Zakiya! Maria!

Maria! Maria!

Senorita Maria!

Maria! Maria!

Baila con migo

Maria Maria.

Te quiero Te quiero

Maria Maria.

Beloved. My heart
beats in such a way.

After falling in love with you.

This love is a catastrophe.

And you are with me.

Maria! Maria!

Senorita Maria!

Maria! Maria!

Baila con migo

Maria Maria.

Te quiero Te quiero

Maria Maria.

I love you immensely.

Accept this truth.

Accept it. Accept it.

You won't gain anything
by following me.

Know this truth.

Know it! Know it!

Someday you will fall
in love with me.

Someday you will
belong to somebody.

So many lovers come.

They give their heart and leave.

I know everybody's intention.

Beloved. My heart
beats in such a way.

After falling in love with you.

This love is a catastrophe.

And you are with me.

Maria! Maria!

Senorita Maria!

Maria! Maria!

Baila con migo

Maria Maria.

Te quiero Te quiero

Maria Maria.

Beloved. You are very beautiful.

And you have lovely charms.

Your talks are fatal.

Still you will not be able to trap me.

I will steal you from you.

Give me the permission.

Beloved. My heart
beats in such a way.

After falling in love with you.

This love is a catastrophe.

And you are with me.

Maria! Maria!

Senorita Maria!

Maria! Maria!

Baila con migo

Maria Maria.

Te quiero Te quiero

Maria Maria.

If you like Maria so much
then go after her!

My name is Naina Sahni!

Bye!

Brother Prem! Brother Prem!

I can't do this. Brother Prem!
I can't!

- Why did Priya give you her number?
- Why?

So that you will call her.

Look. If you will take so much
time in proposing her...

then she will dispose
you and leave.

- Yeah! Yeah? - Oh yeah!
- Call her!

Give her a missed call. Disconnect
before she answers the call. Got it?

Is it necessary to
disconnect the call?

Priya's incoming is free.

Brother Prem! Brother Prem.
Priya's incoming is free!

Call her! Disconnect! Give her
a miss call! She will call!

- But why will she call me?
- Call her!

- But...
- Call her!

If you are insisting so
much then I will call her.

Disconnect! Disconnect!

Call! Disconnect!
Disconnect! Call!

What game is this. Brother?

This is the game!
It's called mind game!

Oh no! I will have to explain!
I have to explain.

You have to explain!

Oh my God! Bhaskar called!
Why did Bhaskar call?

If he called... then why
did he disconnect?

Does Bhaskar want
to ask me something?

Does he want to say something?

If he wants to ask. Then
what's the need of saying?

If he wants to say. Then
what's the need to ask?

I am very impatient! I want to
know! Something is the matter!

Count till 10! She will call!

Brother Prem! Brother Prem!

Its Priya's call! Talk to her!
I am going!

Shall I have my honeymoon with her?

No! I can't allow you that.

- Answer it!
- Hello!

Hello! Priya! Hello! Yes.
Priya! Yes. Priya!

Bhaskar! Did you call?

- Yes. Yes! No! Love guru had called!
- Love guru?

No. Thursday! Your company's
meeting on Thursday!

I had called to remind you
of that meeting!

Bhaskar! You really work
hard for the company!

You are fabulous! You are fantastic!
You are a genius!

- I know! - You are great!
- I know!

- You are God! I love you!
- What?

Your company!
I love your company!

- Mr. Bhaskar. Are you with me?
- Yeah. Ma'am!

You will have to prepare a
strong presentation for...

our India Infosys project.
But soon!

Yes. What are you saying?

And yes! I remembered!

Can you spare some time for
our company in Bangalore?

It is really in a mess.

Yeah! Yeah! I can join any
company for your company!

Yes. Okay!

Bhaskar. Where are you going?

I don't know where I am going!
Priya will tell me that!

Yes. Priya! Priya!
Where do I have to go?

Why don't we meet for dinner?
What do you say?

Okay! Dinner! Okay!

Bhaskar! Bhaskar. Stop it!

Don't go ahead!
Otherwise you will die!

When the girl herself
is going ahead...

then why should I stay back?

- Yes.
- Did you say anything?

I was not talking to you!

Now tell me!

I am saying... let's meet
tomorrow for dinner.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

So much excitement is
not good for your heart!

You will get cardiac arrest!
And the police will arrest me!

- Stop it. Bhaskar!
- Yes!

- Bhaskar! - Bhaskar!
- Bhaskar!

The poor guy went barefoot!

Bhaskar!

Nothing will happen!

Nothing happened!

Crazy man! Crazy!

- Brother!
- Wow! Wow!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

You didn't die! Even after
falling from such a height!

Who fell? Brother.
I was floating in the air!

It felt as if soft breeze
were caressing my hair.

Air didn't harm me! It was
touching my chubby cheeks!

The sky was saying. Wow.
You have not moved!

And the earth was saying. How
smart. You didn't touch me.

I felt as if with the parachute...

of Priya's love I was slowly...
landing on the ground.

Brother Prem. Usually after
falling from such a height...

a person dies.
But I landed on the flowers.

Isn't it an unusually love story.

Correct! Strange! Nothing
happened to your waist too.

What waist? Whose waist?

When love is my backbone.
Then who are you and me?

Stop it. Bhaskar!

Tomorrow you are taking
Priya out for the first time.

Do you know what to do?

Nowadays the culture
is very different.

Party... dinners... dancing.

- Well. I know about dinner. I have it everyday.
- Thank God!

Now about parties and dances...

then it's quite common.

And as far as my dance
is concerned...

how can I praise my
own self. Brother Prem?

When I dance... my dance
shall speak for me.

Beloved looks beautiful
in this winter season...

Move the pillow. Its heavy.

Move the pillow.

Move the pillow. It's cold.

Move the pillow. It's cold.

Brother Prem. Did you like it?

Superb! Superb!
Fabulous! Outstanding!

No! Say it openly!
Did you like it?

I felt as if somebody is dancing
for Ganpati immersion.

There is a class in dance.

Since 6th class I have
been dancing like this.

Till date nobody has complained.
Nobody complained!

By class I mean... style.
Style!

- Look! Get up! - Yeah!
- I'll show you style. Here.

Here! Come here! Stand here!

- Put your hand up!
- Okay.

Fingers inside.

If you did it vulgarly
then I won't teach you.

Is this vulgar? I am sorry.

- Two fingers.
- This?

- Yes! That's it!
- Okay! - Watch!

Is this not vulgar?

- No! This is the style!
- That makes sense!

- Yes! Of course!
- Now watch! - Ok.

Just chill. Chill. Just chill.

Beloved. Unite your heart with mine.

Yeah! That's it! Do it!

Just chill. Chill. Just chill.

Screaming. The beloved calls.

So you have
shown your stature!

- Just chill. Chill. Just chill.
- Don't move! Chill!

How can I chill without moving?

- Okay! Like this!
- Yeah!

Now loud!

Just chill. Chill. Just chill.

- Just chill. Chill. Just chill.
- Go head.

Just chill. Chill.

Today for the first time
Prem has come to propose.

Best of luck. Prem!

Hello .boys!

Hey! Why did you
smash my headlight?

Not yours! Of your car!

- But why?
- I didn't like it! - What?

- Do you have the insurance?
- Yes!

Then take this too!

I won't spare you!

You will not be spared
by me. Come on. Guys.

Why? Had fun?

Come out! Come out!

- Prem?
- You?

What happened to you?

You? What are
you doing here?

I am following!

I see! 80 following me you
have reached my home!

I am not following you! I am
following a naughty child!

He has come here!
Look what he did!

Hey!

- Hey! Hey! -Mummy!
- I will not spare you.

What? Mummy!
Kid. What are you?

You have started calling your
neighbour your mummy!

Neighbour? I am his mother!
He is my Rohan!

I see! He is your Rohan!
Our Rohan! So nice!

What? He is your son?

Yes! She is my mummy!
She is my mother!

Do you have any problem?

Are you married?

Then what! From where did I come?

Who is she? What kind
of a mother is she?

An unwed mother?
A married mother?

A divorcee mother?
Or a widowed mother?

For the first time I truly
loved somebody!

And she has a child!

What is this? How can it be?

Like this!

Hello. Son.

Call your mother.

Wow! What a happening place!

I love to come to places like this.

- Really? - Fantastic!
- Fantabulous! Fabulous!

Come on. Bhaskar! Today I will
introduce you to my best friend Kiran!

- Best friend Kiran?
- Yes.

Formula number 1 to
win a girl's heart!

Impress her friend. Praise her.

Sorry to interrupt you.

From where do I begin
this series of praises?

Very simple! What is the first
thing that you see in a girl?

I see the complete personality!

Very Good. Then
start from the top!

First praise her hair.

Come down. Praise her soft cheeks.

- Then go up... and praise her eyes.
- Okay.

Then from the nose.
Praise her tender lips.

And then praise her neck.

Murderer! Not like this!
Like this!

- Like this!
- Yes!

By the way... sorry to
interrupt you again!

If I praise her so much
then instead of Priya...

her friend only
will come after me.

Shut up. Bhaskar!
Just follow me. Okay!

Hey. Bhaskar!
Where are you lost?

No. No. I was asking that your
best friend... where is Kiran?

Hi!

Oh wow. Priya! Oh God!
Looking so gorgeous. Priya!

Excuse me. Ladies!
Oh wow. Priya!

Wow. Priya! Thanks for coming!

He is my best friend Kiran!

He is Kiran?

Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary!

Where are Diwakar and Chaudhary?

- I am all three of them! Power of three!
- Hi!

Kiran... let me tell me
you are so beautiful!

Oh really! So sweet!

Are these the tresses
which Priya caresses...

- and tells you her most personal things?
- Yes.

Are these the same
shoulders on which Priya...

places her lovely face and
shares her thoughts with you?

Yes. Yes!

Are these the same lips...
which says yes...

yes to Priya too?

Yes. Yes. Yes!

- Are these the same...
- Change the topic!

Hey. Listen to me... I want to
ask you something important

- I just wanted to know what do you do?
- Everything.

I mean event managing.
You know

turmeric ceremony, henna
ceremony. Engagement. Marriage.

I do everything
besides honeymoon.

I mean I organise it.

No problem. Tell me. What
do you think of marriage?

Leave it! My opinion is
a question for others.

What about Priya? I mean what
kind of a guy does she likes?

Soft. Sensitive. Hardworking!

Like me. What are her hobbies?

Singing! Music!

What kind of songs
does she likes?

When we will be young.

God knows where we will be.

How sweet! Two gays.

What about you?

I always commit this crime.

I am a man. I love...

Earlier such realistic
songs were composed!

Today too it influences people.

What do you think of cricket?

Cricket! I just love cricket!

11 men after one ball! Oh God!

And nowadays there is ball
tampering too! You know!

Oh God! Change the topic!
Change the topic!

Hi. This is Supreet from Zoom

reporting live from sky lounge.

Where the cream of city
have gathered tonight...

for Kiran Mulchandani's big bash!

Well. The crowd here
boasts of a gentry.

But just now a loafer has entered!

What an idiot!

Oh god. What is he doing?

Bhaskar!

Yeah!

He is such a stupid Bhaskar!
Oh no!

The damsel's attitudes allure me.

The damsel's attitudes allure me.

Pump up the jam - She says
Your lover girl says.

Pump up the jam - She says
Oye! Oye! Oye!

Pump up the jam - She says
Your lover girl says.

Pump up the jam - She says
Your lover girl says.

The damsel's attitudes allure me.

The damsel's attitudes allure me.

Pump up - She says
Pump up, pump up!

Pump up - She says. Pump up,
pump up! My lover girl says.

Pump up - She says.
Pump up, pump up!

Pump up - She says. Pump up,
pump up! My lover girl says.

Pump up the jam - She says
Your lover girl says.

Pump up the jam - She says
Oye! Oye! Oye!

Pump up the jam - She says
Your lover girl says.

Pump up the jam - She says
Your lover girl says.

Your attitudes too allure me.

Your attitudes too allure me.

This short lived youth, darling
shouldn't be wasted.

This short lived youth, darling
shouldn't be wasted.

I will love you a lot.

Keep your love in my eyes.

The damsel's attitudes allure me.

The damsel's attitudes allure me.

Dance with me.

Embrace me tightly.

Dance with me.

Embrace me tightly.

Let's live and die a bit in love.

The damsel's attitudes allure me.

The damsel's attitudes allure me.

Pump up - She says
Pump up, pump up!

Pump up - She says. Pump up,
pump up! My lover girl says.

Pump up - She says.
Pump up, pump up!

Pump up - She says. Pump up,
pump up! My lover girl says.

Pump up the jam - She says
Your lover girl says.

Pump up the jam - She says
Oye! Oye! Oye!

Pump up the jam - She says
Your lover girl says.

Pump up the jam - She says
Your lover girl says.

Sorry!

Love guru!

- Neil. Neil Bakshi.
- Prem.

Bro, I am in love with a girl.

Seriously! What a babe!

Since the time I have seen her...
I can't see anything else.

This is what happens in
the beginning. Go ahead.

She doesn't let me
come close to her.

If I come close. She
feels shy. What to do?

She is an Indian woman. Since
when have you known her?

I met her a few days ago.

Since the time I have met her.
...I couldn't sleep.

I want to sleep with her.

Mr. Neil. Your name should
have been Ashleel not Neil.

There is only one
thing I cannot stand.

Is a one night stand.

Guru! Chill. Man! Relax.

You shouldn't get emotional
in matters of sex and money.

My cheque book.
Fill the amount.

What will you pay me?

For love. I offer free service.

Chill out. You better.

Naina... did you tell him
that you are a mother?

Yes. But Prem says that it doesn't
make any difference to him.

Thank God! Did you say yes?

- Obviously not!
- But why?

I can't take this decision alone.

It's entirely upon Rohan.
He has to accept him.

Who knows... whether
Prem is willing...

to take both of ours
responsibility?

Prem is ready. Naina!

I am ready to take your
and Rohan's responsibility!

You and here?

I am where you are!

Just give me a chance
to marry you.

After that I promise...

I will fulfil all of your and
Rohan's demands!

How romantic!

You know. Not only romantic
but realistic as well.

Did you know maybe
its written in scriptures...

that a man has to be a
husband in the drawing room...

a boyfriend in the
bedroom and...

a good cook in the kitchen?

I am ready to be all
three for you both.

Wonderful guy! You know they
don't make such men anymore!

- Give him a chance!
- Thank you. Father! Thank you!

- God is kind!
- Thank you!

Naina. Now give me a chance!

I will cook for you. I will
love Rohan completely!

In fact I don't want any
other child after marriage.

Naina. Give me
a chance! Naina!

Wow! This guy is good!

He is the reincarnation
of Bheeshma Pitamah.

Marry this Godly man!
Marry him!

Thank you. Priest!

Please say yes!

Prem. Grow up!
Try to understand!

I might agree. But it's
difficult to convince my son.

It's altogether a
different story. Okay.

Leave that to me.
Which school is he in?

Hey kid... first build your body!

Mix Bournvita in your milk!

How many spoons.

What happened?

Brother. Rohan hit me!

You think he is alone!

Do you think my Rohan is alone?

No! I can look after
my homework...

my fights. And my mother alone!

- Oh my God! Are you fine?
- Mummy!

Dear. Go and play. Go.

Rohan. What have you done?
You gave him a punch?

Mummy's lover boy! Don't
tell mummy about this fight!

Not at all. Dear!

That same cool attitude! That
same hot temperament!

Seeing you I feel my childhood
days have returned!

- Now let's go home.
- Okay. As you say. Sir!

Dear. Answer the phone.
It must be your mummy's call.

- Hello. Brother Prem!
- Tell me. Bhaskar!

You are a scoundrel!
Stupid Rohan!

- Bhaskar. Don't say anything!
- Why? You will grow old!

But that monkey will
cling to his mother!

Disconnect the call!
Disconnect the call!

Why? Why? I won't disconnect!

Don't say anything. Bhaskar!
Don't say anything!

You are scared as if that
Rohan is listening to our talks.

It's my phone!
Give me the phone!

I am stupid Rohan!

He said that.
So he is stupid!

I am a fool!

You are not a fool.
He is a fool.

The one who said fool...
he is a fool.

I am a monkey!

I am a fool!
I am the biggest boy!

Because I befriended that Bhaskar.

Stop the car! Stop the car!

Dear. Not just my car!
All the cars have stopped!

Dear... why are you
getting so angry?

I am not angry. I want to pee.

Fine. We will reach
home within 5 minutes.

There you can go to pee.

I can't control! I will
do it in the car itself!

In the car!
Stop! Don't do that!

- I will do it in your hand!
- What?

Open!

Open the door!
He wants to pee!

Open! Open! Open! Say
Something! Open your mouth!

No! This place is reeking!
I won't do there!

I won't go there!

Fine! Do it here!

Rohan! How much more
will you pee? Is it done?

Let me pee in peace!

Just 2 runs and out! Who was
the one who was shouting?

Hey! Where is he peeing!

You don't yell...

- Don!
- Chhota Don!

Hey! Hey! What
have you done?

You ruined my dress!

I couldn't control!
Did I hurt you?

Did I hurt you?

In front of Chhota Don.
Great people start peeing!

Hey! You!

Whenever I run after
that reporter girl...

you always intrude!

Today I will kill you!

Move the child!

Chhota Don doesn't raise
his hands on children!

But can the child raise
his hands on Don?

- Answer him!
- What?

If you have no answer.
Then take this! Take this!

- Will you do it again?
- What?

- Peeing! - No! You do it!
- I?

Let's go!

Boss. Are you okay?

Don't leak out this matter.

Otherwise my image will be
tarnished in the underworld!

Dear. We have
reached your home.

Come. Shall I have
to bring you out?

- Hi. Handsome!
- Hi my baby!

Nice guy! But I will
have to think a bit.

Naughty boy!

- You both have gelled well.
- Yes.

Did he harass you a lot?

He. No you have.

Thanks for dropping Rohan home.

I will have to do this. After all
I have to take you home.

Tell me. Besides
thinking about me...

do you do any other work?

- Yes.
- Okay.

In the morning
I save you from Don.

Then... in the afternoon I drop
Rohan home from school.

Then after the hard work
of the whole day...

when I sleep in the night...
then you come in my dreams.

And what all things we both do in
my dreams. You can't even imagine...

Stop it! Listen to me.
And stop dreaming.

Stupid!

Mind-blowing! I have got her!

You are my love! My love!

Beloved! You are my love!

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

Take me now.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

Since the time I saw you.

I didn't think or reason.

And I gave you my heart.

I lost my heart.

I gave my heart to you.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

Beloved!

My beloved.

My beloved is adorable.
Adorable.

All right. Say.

My beloved is adorable.

Adorable.

Once time now.

My God! Your attitude is great!

Hey! My God! Your attitude is great!

You are kind in your praises.

The mesh of tresses
on your lovely face.

You are my destiny.
You are my thought.

I too have fallen in love.

I have gone crazy.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love. Baby.

Drive me crazy. Crazy.

You are my bomb. Baby.

Yeah! Yeah! We can talk!
Come on!

Alright! I like this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stick the chart, yeah.

This saying of love is old.

I love the way you're talking baby.

This saying of love is old.

I am yours. You are mine.

This discussion is common.

Let it be. I am busy.

You are my dawn.
You are my dusk.

I too have fallen in love.

I have gone crazy.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

Since the time I saw you.

I didn't think or reason.

And I gave you my heart.

I lost my heart.

I gave my heart to you.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

You are my love! My love!

Beloved. You are my love.

Brother Prem, till date all the
things that you have taught me...

I followed it like a nice student.

But still Priya and my
affair is not progressing.

- Whose fault is it?
- Who?

- Who?
- Who?

This is what I am asking...

I am saying it's because
of kiss. Meaning a kiss.

Till the time you
won't kiss Priya...

your affair won't progress.

No. No! I have
never kissed a girl.

So do it now.
Any problem?

- Not I. But Priya might have a problem.
- Why?

She is a rich girl.

Why Will she kiss a
common man like me?

Don't worry. Girls shut
their eyes before kissing.

So she won't see your face.

Oh! But is it necessary
to kiss in love?

Yes! It's very important!

Because 8 out of 10 girls
know in the first kiss itself...

whether this relationship
will go further or not.

I have a great idea!

Shall I give a flying kiss to Priya?

Are you Superman? Spiderman?

You are a common man.
Kiss like a common man.

Okay. One final and
last question.

While kissing Priya... shall
I hold my breath inside...

or shall I exhale?

Asthma patient! What will you
stop and what will you let go?

How much will you
think for a kiss?

I think... now I should leave.

Anything else?

"If a girl wants to kiss you then...

she will pretend to be deep in thoughts
and she will play with the keys.

It's so chilly!

It's quite late!

I think now I should leave!

Priya!

Bhaskar!

- Priya!
- Dad!

Yes. Dad!

I think now I will have to leave!

You must meet dad! Come!

Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary from
Indian institute of management!

Ahemadabad! 1990! First class!

Of course! Of course! I know
everything about you. Young man!

By the way you discuss finance
quite... late in the night. Mister...

- Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary. Sir!
- Of course!

I am very impressed!
I am very impressed!

Take out some time for me too!
I tell you what!

Tomorrow have lunch
with me! In my club!

- Sir. There is only one problem.
- Problem?

I am a vegetarian.

Vegetarian! Wonderful!
Not a problem at all!

- I'll see you tomorrow!
- Sir!

- Bye! - Good night. Daddy!
- Good night!

Are you a vegetarian?

Only during daytime.

In the night I eat everything.

Hello! Hi. Naina!

Nikki. Are you busy?
Please do me a favour!

I am going out of town
for a few days.

I have some urgent work.
And I can't leave Rohan alone.

Can you keep him with you?

Yes! Rohan... with me?

Actually... my grandma
has come to my place.

From Pune. And she
is very demanding!

Stop. Grandma!
Have some patience!

Naina. I hope you
understand. What to do?

You know how fond
I am of Rohan.

But... I won't be able to keep him
with me. I hope you understand.

I am so sorry.

No. No! It's okay! I understand!
Okay! Thanks!

Rohan! Listen!

Nobody is here!

Sweet son! Sexy mother.

Hot father! Complete family!

Rohan. Aunt Nikki is really busy.

And my work is really urgent!

You will have to come
with me. Baby! Please!

No way. Mama! I won't come!

Rohan. Try to understand!
Rohan!

- Rohan. You will have to come!
- I won't come!

- Rohan!
- Mummy!

Prem!

Prem... explain to Rohan!

I have to go out of Mumbai
for some urgent work.

How can I leave him alone?
He will have to come with me!

Correct!

Rohan darling. You will have to come
with me. Okay. You have no choice.

I have a choice.

This man here... he has no
other choice but to say yes.

Mummy. I will stay with Prem.

It's just a matter of 7 days.
What do you say. Prem?

- Of course. Dear.
- Are you sure? - Yes. Yes!

- Won't you have any problem?
- No. No!

No problem! Absolutely sure!
7 days are nothing.

You and your mummy can
live with me for 7 lifetimes.

First spend 7 days.

Wow! What do you give him to eat?

Lots of love!

- Wow! Aamir. What a shot!
- Aamir. You are the best!

R K Gupta. I have come
to ask for Sweetie's hand.

Mr. Rahul... maybe
you don't know.

Your earnings can only buy
dog biscuits in this house.

Oh really!

Why don't you buy normal biscuits?

Like Monaco. Glucose.

Oh shut up! What do you do?

I love Sweetie!

Not to kill time. I am asking
what do you do for a living?

Mr. Gupta... I love Sweetie.
Unconditional. Unlimited love!

I am asking about your
job. Your profession.

What do you do for your livelihood?

I love Sweetie!

With the aid of Sweetie's
love... and your wealth...

I will be able to survive.
Mr. Gupta!

- You are just like me!
- Thank you.

I too married her wealthy and
ugly mother for her wealth.

- Oh!
- We both will gel well!

Dear. Do one thing.

Meet me tomorrow
for lunch. In the club.

We will talk about marriage there.

Oh lovely! Thank you.
Father-in-law! Thank you. Dad!

That you. Sweetie!
Sweetie is here!

Sweetie! Bye. Sweetie!

My school is the school of fun.

Tomorrow you will come
with me to Rajasthan.

And you will marry
Lakhani's millionaire son.

Stop! Stop! Stop! This is
what happened with me too!

The girl's father called me to the
club! He spoke to me sweetly!

And then he took her to
Rajasthan to get her married!

As if he is the father!

Hey! Keep quiet! Let me
watch the movie peacefully!

Hey. Fool! Quietly
eat your popcorn!

You are eating less and...

giving more to the
person besides you!

Bhaskar!

Why are you hiding?

Brother Prem! Brother Prem!

Brother Prem! Where are
you hiding in the darkness?

Brother Prem is here!
Brother Prem is here!

Seat number M16!

Brother Prem... here you
are enjoying this love story.

And there my love
story appears bleak.

If you didn't help me... then
Priya's father will get her married.

I need your help. Man!

- Hey! - Sorry aunt!
- Rascal!

Brother Prem is ready to help!
And he likes Jodhpur!

Bhaskar... you were
the one who was...

bad mouthing me on
the phone. Weren't you?

Not me! Must be somebody else!

Where is brother Prem?

Has he gone to buy air
tickets or to buy a plane?

Bhaskar. We are going to stop
your girlfriend's marriage.

What do you think?

By changing the hair style.
The girl will change her mind?

Where is brother Prem?
He has still not come!

Get up! Security announcement
has been made!

Get up. Dear! Security
announcement has been made!

Come along!

This child talks so much!

Remove your jacket!

I will remove it! I look out
for chances to do all this!

Haven't you heard my name?

No. Brother Prem!
Cooperate with him!

As it is our time is bad!

Because of terrorists
people's problem...

they doubt even good people.

Mummy!

Hey. Hey. Hey?

Brother Prem!

- Uncle. Are you travelling by air for the first time?
- Why?

You don't even
know that in plane...

knives. Guns. Bombs
are not allowed.

I don't even use nail cutter.
I don't cut my nails.

So how can I carry a knife?

Hello! He might start talking
about bomb! Please!

Shut up!

By carrying a knife.
You want to entice a girl!

It would have been good if
the police had nabbed you...

and thrown you in MOCA or TADA.
So that we both could live in peace!

But now everybody is fine!

- Good! Uncle.
- Yes.

Do you know how to tie the belt?
Or shall I teach you that too?

I'll show you!

- Come on.
- The news has spread all over the jungle.

That uncle is after aunt.

Brother Prem...

why is it so silent when
there is a marriage?

This ambience is normally
found after bidding...

the bride farewell.

- So much of happiness.
- What happened

- I had come here so happily.
- Shut up!

Why are you crying
like a child. Bhaskar?

You will understand
when you will grow up.

Adorn the palanquin.

Apply the henna.

Damsel. Your beloved
will come to take you.

Uncle! That means the
marriage is tomorrow!

But brother Prem.
How will we get in?

I will give you an idea.

Hi. I am Bobby. My hobby
is to get people married.

- How do you like this lobby?
- Its very good.

I am an Indian wedding planner.

I think I have seen you before.

Of course. I only had got
you married. 25 years ago.

You are in this business
for the past 25 years?

Yes! My daddy too is in this line.

And everybody in the
family looks familiar.

We have been doing this
for the past 7 generations.

My grandpa's. Grandpa's.
Grandpa...

had got Shahjahan married.

Oh my God! What
a marriage it was!

What a grand reception in Taj!

And wine was flowing
non-stop in Jamuna river!

- And you know this?
- No.

People were throwing
flowers from Kutub Minar.

Guys in Sherwani (Indian traditional
dress). Girls in skirts.

The entire Agra was
singing and dancing.

What's up. Father-in-law?

Hello! Look at you!

Are you sure that Priya
will marry this guy?

Yes. Why?

I think she will change her
mind after 4 nuptial rounds.

When we will grow young.

Hello!

Where is Bhaskar?

I am sure they must
have nabbed uncle.

They must be thrashing
him black and blue!

You shouldn't say that!

- Mummy! Mummy!
- Hide!

Rohan?

How can he be here?

What is your mummy doing here?

Don't you know?
Reporters reach anywhere.

Is that so? When will
she reach my heart?

Have patience!
She will reach there too!

Let's go and find Bhaskar!

Prem?

Rohan?

That's it!

- Prem. You and here? - Hi.
- I am also here.

Actually we both were
missing you a lot.

Is that so? That's why
you both came here?

What joke is this?

Mummy. I will tell you.

Actually Prem has come
here to help his friend.

Prem's friend Bhaskar loves Priya.

The bride of the day.

Rohan. Get up!

To help your friend. You
brought my son here!

That too without informing me!

- What if something had happened to him?
- What would happen to him?

Prem. Maybe Rohan
is nothing for you.

But for me he is my world.
Okay. He is my whole life.

You wanted to be a father!

You couldn't fulfil your
responsibility even for 7 days!

And you talk about 7 lifetimes!

- What...
- Just stop it! Okay!

Prem. Let me handle this.

Mummy. Prem was not
ready to come here.

I only insisted. Saying let's
go on this adventure trip.

And I harassed him
a lot on the route.

But he was always there for me.

Mummy. I like him!

And I think you should also like him!

Tough body and a soft heart.

It's a rare combination.

Come on. Mummy!
Say sorry to papa.

Papa? What did you say?

No need to get so emotional!
I was just practicing!

What are you doing?

May you always remain married!

I mean... I mean... may
you always be with me.

Yes. Place it below the glass.

Oh wow!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

- You too!
- Yeah! Me too!

You know to have something
you have to lose something.

And you have to be
what you are not.

Wait a minute!
Have we met before?

- No! I have just got converted.
- Oh!

- New recruit you know.
- Yeah? Yeah?

But still why do I feel as if
I have seen you before?

Hello! You know why?

Because people like us
resemble in appearance...

way of walking. This
and that and everything.

How true! How true!
How true!

Have you come alone
or with somebody?

I have come alone.

But I will take
somebody with me.

You can have me! Hello!

My beloved's face tempts me.

Tempts me. Tempts me.

The shine of the nose
ring takes my life.

Takes my life.

My beloved's face tempts me.

The shine of the nose
ring takes my life.

I can't live without seeing you.

Your beautiful face is charming.

Your veil...

Your veil...

Your veil has 9 colours.

It craves for my heart.

Your veil has 9 colours.

It craves for my heart.

Your veil...

Your veil...

Your veil has 9 colours.

It craves for my heart.

Find out who he is. Go on. Hurry!

My life is for you.

My life is for you.

Don't ever leave me.

Never leave me.

I will give you all the
happiness in the world.

I will place my heart at your path.

Your beautiful face is charming.

Your veil...

Your veil...

Your veil has 9 colours.

It craves for my heart.

Your veil has 9 colours.

It craves for my heart.

That's him.

My beloved is different
from the rest of the world.

Different from the rest of the world.

I will love him.

Him. Love him.

Adorn your fair hands with henna.

Adorn. Adorn.

Damsel. Make me yours.

Your beautiful face is charming.

Your veil...

Your veil...

Your veil...
Your veil has 9 colours.

It craves for my heart.

Your veil has 9 colours.

It craves for my heart.

Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary...

the financial advisor
of our company.

Nice hairstyle. I like it.

He recognised me.

- The old man recognised you.
- Shut up!

- Why have you come here?
- Why have we come here?

- Do you want to get married or me?
- Me.

- Sir?
- What?

Sir... what should I say.

Bhaskar can you see all this...

this ambience. These drums.
All the wedding guests...

when will you say it then?

After their honeymoon.
Tell him!

Sir.

This glitter. This ambience...

your daughter is
getting married...

you are looking very happy.

Are you happy?

No.

Congratulations sir.

The one who is getting married...
is not happy.

And that does not suite a good
father of a good daughter.

- Listen to me. And stop this marriage.
- Enough!

Your salary is 30 thousand...

and you dream for a 1000 crore!
Have you forgotten your status?

I know sir. That I don't
have any status.

But my heart. Has forgotten its status
and fallen in love with Priya.

- Now what to do!
- Shut up!

You will not understand
like this. Throw them out!

- Daddy. Please don't do this. I love him.
- Be quiet!

You will marry Peter!

Uncle! The British
that ruled over us

for 250 years, you are handing
over your daughter to them.

- There are still Indian boys like us.
- Us!

- I mean you. I mean you.
- Thank you.

Uncle. When Priya will
grow 80 years old...

I promise you. I will
still love her same.

I will protect her from
the sun and the rain...

because I only love her.

Brother Prem?

Sir please listen to me.
And get them married...

your shares will
not fall in the market...

but you will be
adored by the people.

Prem! It's my turn.

Uncle. This man may be ordinary...

but his love is extraordinary.

And if you don't get
them married. Then I will.

Son. Well done. Well done.

- Dad...
- Hey. He agreed. Sorry Peter. I am sorry.

- Sir.
- It's Okay.

I love you daddy!

Your veil has 9 colours.

It craves for my heart.

You should have reminded me.

- Hi bossy.
- Hi sweet heart.

- This is for you.
- For me.

You are such a handsome man.

- Me.
- Hi Ali.

- Where is Nikki?
- Okay. Bye.

What has happened
to her suddenly?

Love. Love. Love.

Fine. But what has
happened to you?

Come on.

Nikki. My dear. Guess what?

What has happened to you.
I had left you only for 2 days?

Nikki what's wrong babes.

Nikki what happened?

Nikki.

- Neil.
- Yes babes.

Tell me something. When
are we getting married?

I should find a suitable girl.

Stop joking.

What marriage. We are
enjoying ourselves.

So love Guru. It happened.

All I can't stand is
a one night stand.

- Neil Bakshi.
- Yes.

I am Naina. I want
to ask you something.

Before a gorgeous girl
asks me. I can say...

that I am absolutely free tonight.

Tell me where your place or mine.

What relation do you
have with Ms. Nikki!

- None of your business.
- And the love guru business...

using which. Boys like you
ruin the lives of many girls.

- What evidence do you have?
- Evidence. What for?

I am just a journalist in
Mumbai Masala newspaper...

that writes spicy gossip news.

People read the gossip along
with tea in the paper and...

think that it is true. They
don't even think about it.

Just one article from me
and your image is finished.

Listen babe. You are crossing
the line I can sue you.

- Hey. What are you doing?
- Chill. Thanks for the interview.

And now I will print your
statement in the newspaper...

along with your colour photograph.

Look Naina please.
Save me from this.

How much money do you want?

I don't want money.
Tell me the name.

Neil... Neil Bakshi.

Not your name you idiot.
The name of that love guru.

With whose help you
ruined Nikky's life.

I don't know his name. But
I have his business card.

- Will this do?
- Almost.

Oh yes. I forgot to
tell you thank you.

Idiot!

Nikki, will that scoundrel
come or not.

Relax Naina. He will come.

Where is he?

Come on. Till then you
click some of my snaps.

Good idea.

Go ahead. Shoot.

Love guru.

You are not love guru.

- Love guru.
- Excuse me!

- Love guru.
- Yes.

One minute! He has come.
Seems like he has arrived.

You have fallen in love.

Yes. It is so that the
girl is 50 years old...

and I am 25 years old.

So you know there is
a communication gap.

That's not a communication
gap that's...

a generation gap. And
it will keep on increasing.

When you will be 50 years old...
she will be 75 years old.

By the way. Who gave
you my number?

How does he look?

Say something.

Let me see his face.

No. Let it be don't see it.

What do you mean.
Let me see! Nikki!

Hey.hey.hey
Staying alive...

Mother Mary save me!

Hey. Hey. Hey staying alive.
I am staying alive.

Hey. Hey. Hey staying alive.
I am staying alive.

Hey. Hey. Hey, haaaaa!!!

Love on sale. Contact love guru.

Naina Sahani. She is
my sister-in-law...

why is she ruining my life?

- Sir.
- Yes.

- This is you. Isn't it?
- Yes.

Sir. Introduce me to your love
guru too for some enjoyment.

I have heard that you
have enjoyed a lot.

I did not enjoy with her.
I love her...

- ...what nonsense are you talking!
- How much do you love her?

All the pages that
are printed in the...

Times Of India
I love her that much.

Her love runs inside
my body like DNA.

Have you understood or not?

And for her. I can face the
entire world in the Midday.

I will change the Outlook
of the entire world.

Don't break my shop.
Why are you breaking my shop?

This is not enough. You sell it. You
sell it you are the one that sells it.

I'll bash you up.

Stop it! Stop it!

I will break the entire shop!
I swear on my country.

He is breaking my entire shop.

Catch him! Catch him!
I'll get you!

Excuse me. Excuse me can
you take out my mobile.

- Where is it?
- Right here.

Thank you. Switch it on.

- Hello.
- Hello. Where are you?

Love guru. Love guru
I am ruined...

and you are asking
me where am I?

Meet me somewhere.
It is urgent.

They want to lock me up.
And you want to meet me...

just hold on a minute.

- Excuse me. Excuse me. - Yes brother.
- There is money in my left pocket.

Sorry sir. It is not allowed for you...
to come inside the building.

Strange. Everyday you salute me
and today you are stopping me.

Have you forgotten. I am Bhaskar
Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary.

The company's financial advisor. I
am a very close person of Ms. Priya.

This is your termination letter, sir.

Huh?

Strange. She used to take my
advice for every small thing...

she took such a big decision
and didn't take my advice.

Bhaskar has been insulted!

Those who love each other. Don't
change reading the gossip of the paper.

I agree that you are my boss.
And the boss is always right...

But...

But this time...

this time you are wrong.

Girls are stupid!

Just because one
husband left her...

she'll be angry against all males.

You should never fall
in love with a girl...

and that too. A journalist.

Brother Prem. You
are avoiding me...

you are not picking
up my phone.

The cards for my marriage
was about to be printed...

instead. My photo was
printed in the papers.

All this has happened
because of you...

you will have to do something.

Sorry Bhaskar. I have
stopped doing this.

I cannot help you.

Brother Prem. Seems like
you didn't recognise me.

Those who climbed
the Himalayas...

and walked on the moon.
They didn't have a guru.

They one thing that they had. Was zest
in the heart and an obsessed mind.

Which even I have.

If I don't get Priya.
Then I can do anything.

Do you understand anything?

Anything.

Will Bhaskar commit suicide?

He lost a billion dollar girl.

Anyone could commit suicide.

Bhaskar may do it.

- Ms. Priya. My name is Prem.
- I know.

What are you doing in my boat?

- Get out!
- I want to talk to you for two minutes.

Shut up. What did you
get from all this?

Bhaskar is your happiness...

two lovers unite. What
can be a bigger happiness.

How. By making him
act in the board room.

Tell me one thing would you
have ever noticed him?

Why not. Maybe a bit late...

but maybe I would
have noticed him.

His parents didn't
notice him on his birth...

and you would have.
I don't agree Ms. Priya.

But I agree. It was
really great Prem...

my likes. My dislikes you
took care of everything.

Even that. I don't know how
to whistle since my childhood...

and you thought him that too.

- He whistled at you. The loafer.
- Yes. He did the loafer dance too...

and sometimes dropped
coffee on his shirt...

- And the best touch was that one.
- What?

- He took the asthma pump out.
- He took the asthma pump out too.

And that too before
kissing me. What timing.

I liked all his habits and
they appeared to be cute!

Why are you laughing?

Because. I didn't teach
him all these things...

I had stopped him from
doing all these things.

Tell me one thing...

the daughter of such a rich father,
you are educated. Sensible. Stylish...

how did you see sense
in Bhaskar's nonsense?

What do you mean?

I mean. Style can be taught.
But not simplicity.

Not just me. No college or
university of the world...

can make a person nice.

And you know Bhaskar is a
nice person from the beginning.

Oh God. What will
happen to Bhaskar?

Hey. What will happen.
He will fall in love with me...

we will get married.
We will have children...

and the children will call you
Prem uncle. Prem uncle.

- So this was your game love guru!
- Bhaskar...

You wanted to become
the lover of my girl...

and dance with joy on the boat...

and I will keep waiving
at you from the shore.

- Bhaskar!
- You hold it!

I thought that you think
of me as your elder brother...

and Priya as your
sister-in-law...

but you are a stigma
in the joint family!

No Bhaskar!

Bhaskar. Stop it?
He had come here for you.

Oh shit!

I couldn't teach her in years...

and you taught her in minutes.

Bhaskar. I learnt it from you!

Cheating!

Stop it!

I used to practice this
everyday thinking about you.

I would whistle all the time!

Yes. Yes.

You are sure. I thought
you how to whistle.

- You love me.
- I love you.

Where did brother Prem
go I told him let things?

Brother Prem!

Brother Prem. Sorry to
misunderstand you brother.

So much happiness...

So much happiness.
Brother Prem...

Keep quiet.

So much happiness...

Stupid Bhaskar.

So much happiness.

So much happiness.

Today's topic is trust.

If there is trust. There is love...

and if there is love.
Then there is life.

Prem. Here.

Naina. Naina please
let me say something.

- Don't create a scene here.
- Say something.

Mummy. You should fulfil the
last wish of the dying person.

Give him a chance.

Who is dying?

If you don't get her.
Then you will die.

Yes.

Look. He knows me so well.

He's a kid. I'm not.

You have made love your profession.

Profession?

Am I a courtesan... that you
say love is my profession?

- Please. Let him say.
- Thank you father.

Father. Is it wrong to make
two hearts fall in love...

if it is. Then hang me.

No my son. It is a divine service.

Come on. You tell me if you go
and tell a unknown woman...

that I love you.
Then what will she say?

Then she will slap me.

I have been slapped 27 times...

and I am still a bachelor.
Look the seat is empty.

That seats not empty.
That's a shame...

some days later this
seat will be empty too...

until a love guru like me
doesn't come in your life.

- Correct.
- Thank you.

Son. Find someone for me too.

I am single. Ready to mingle.

Give me your hand. Madam
he is single ready to mingle.

Lord Ram. What match
you have made.

You are doing a wonderful
job. And I love you for that.

I know. But tell her
that and not me.

See. He will find someone here.

Think about it mummy...

- ...you will not find anyone better than him.
- Correct.

Naina. I teach the
shortcut way in love...

but my path is not wrong.

And what about boys like Neil...

whom you help to
reach the girls bedroom.

- Neil. Do you want to hear the truth?
- What?

The truth is that. I don't
help people like Neil.

He has taken my name
just to entrap me!

But it is the fault of
people like you!

You fall for scoundrels like Neil...

and you don't even look once
at simple guys like Bhaskar!

That's is where I step in.

I am cupid. Stupid.

Love guru?

I will drink milk everyday.
I will do my homework too...

I will never lie. I will do
whatever you ask me to...

but don't let him go.

Mummy. You will not find
a better one than him.

My child. They don't
make such men anymore.

0 Lord. Forgive her for she doesn't
know what she has done...

and forgive her for
she doesn't know...

what she is doing. What's
she doing. What's she doing.

What are you doing here?

Can't you find a taxi. Shall
I drop you in my car.

Look. I don't know
what relation we have...

and if we have a relation or not...

but I know. That Rohan...

and I have the relation
of father and son.

- Isn't it Rohan?
- Yes papa.

Rohan. Who will drop
you to school?

Of course papa. You.

Rohan. Who will take
you to the movies?

Papa. You.

Rohan. Who will entice your
first girlfriend for you.

Of course papa you.

Rohan?

And who will take care
of my mother?

You will have to ask
your mother that.

- Rohan's papa.
- What?

You. You.

Do you swear on Rohan's
future brother and sister?

Shall we go home?

I have to make arrangements
for the honey moon!

- Whose?
- Yours.

My lady...

Rohan was right I can never
find anyone better than you.

And even if I do find one.
I don't want it...

- do you know why?
- Why?

Because I am a married man...

and I already have a child.
And I am a devoted father.

And a wife abiding husband.

Really?

If you will have decide
between me and Rohan?

Right now.
At this time.

That will be the most difficult.

Who is...

Maybe it is Rohan.

I will just come.

My son Rohan. Will sleep
with the mummy and daddy...

Bhaskar. What are you doing here?

I have come here to spend
my honeymoon just like you.

- Oh really.
- I mean. I am booked in the next room.

The student is where
the guru will be...

the time for meeting has come.

Good man. But Bhaskar look...

this is my room. Listen Bhaskar.

Look. I helped you fall in love...

I helped you in your marriage.

Now please help me in
my honeymoon. Please.

- Training.
- Yeah.

- Come on.
- No. I will do everything.

I will do everything
that has to be done.

Just tell me. Where does this
honeymoon start and how.

Ear.

I know everything
starts from the ears.

- Bring your ear closer!
- Okay.

That's great! That's great!
That's great!

You felt so good
listening to it. So...

- So happy.
- Yes.

So much happiness.

- I am sorry.
- Take it along. It is of no use to me.

I will wash it and give you.
Happy honeymoon.

Happy honeymoon to me too.

Believe me. I love only you.

Believe me. I love only you.

Bhaskar?

Believe me. I love only you.

With you. With you.

With you. With you.

Partner. Partner!

Bhaskar!

Partner!

What happened?
What happened?

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

How did you come in?

- There is an confusion.
- What is it?

I told you everything.
Should I write it down for you!

Just a second. Wait
here I will show you.

No. No. Don't worry.
I will not let that happen.

You don't worry.

Sorry. You don't mind.
You don't mind.

There is confusion...

Okay. But... but will she
mind if I do anything.

She will mind if you
don't do anything.

But she is my boss...

how can I take my
clothes of in front of her?

One second. Look! Look!

She is not your boss
she is your wife now!

Throw it like this. And stand
like this in front of her.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. One more thing.

- Before I begin Can we have...
- What?

But I just want to...

Hey. Not for you man...
Okay. Okay.

Get on with it.

Thank you Bhaskar.

Sometimes this thought
comes to my mind...

You have been made
only for me.

You used to reside
amongst the stars.

You have been called
on earth for me.

Only for me. Only for
me. Only for me.

Sometimes I think... I am
just coming in a minute.

Bhaskar.

You here. Again.

You had asked me
to take off my clothes...

but she was taking
my clothes off.

So what. What difference
does it makes...

let the clothes come off.

How sweet?

Look Bhaskar. If you
come in my room again...

then for the first time.
On a honeymoon...

two girls will become a widow.

I will kill you and hang myself.

No. I will not let that happen.
I love you too much.

I love myself also.

Get out of here.

Once it comes. Young
age always stays.

Young age always stays.

Dear friend Bhaskar. Don't do it
while dancing... stupid Bhaskar.

Tell me something. Is there
any shortcoming in this.

- There is one shortcoming.
- What?

There is no shirt. And I will tell
you one more thing. Don't feel bad...

the pant should be a bit up too.

You know what. You are
a very funny Bhaskar.

And you know what.
You are loving Prem.

Do you want a partner. 0 partner?

Do you want a partner.
Love me. Love me say.

Do you want a partner. 0 partner?

Do you want a partner.

Do you want a partner. 0 partner?

Do you want a partner.
Love me. Love me say.

Do you want a partner. 0 partner?
Do you want a partner.

Love me. Love me say.

This love makes your heart beat.

You fly in your fervour.

Your love is a question.

You yourself answer it.

But. If. But. If. Brother.

But. If. But. If. Brother.

She comes before me.

My heartbeats and my
tongue come to a stop.

Do you want a partner. 0 partner?

Do you want a partner.
Love me. Love me say.

Do you want a partner. 0 partner?
Do you want a partner.

Do you want a partner. 0 partner?
Do you want a partner.

Love me. Love me say.