Park Na-rae: Glamour Warning (2019) - full transcript
Stand-up comedy special featuring one of Korea's most beloved comedians, Park Narae.
ORIGINAL NETFLIX SPECIAL COMEDI Sub by Mannypoi
PARK NA-RAE ROLE
PARK NA-RAE WARNING GLAMOR
Beware. Glamor warning
You can be seriously injured because of his fatal charm,
so watch out.
Thank you to all of you.
Nice to meet you.
Park Na-rae! Park Na-rae!
Very good. You guys make me look very popular.
Nice to meet you. I am a woman who is fatal rather than fine dust.
I'm a beautiful comedian, Park Na-rae!
Hello, second floor.
Today is a day that means a lot to me.
I will write in my journal when I get home.
Because...
this will be my first experience today.
My first experience was special.
This is my first time doing it without a man.
This is my first time appearing in front of many people.
Why is my hand here?
I like using my hands, I'm sorry.
OK, everyone.
This is my first time performing on a stage for a single joke.
thanks.
This single joke will
broadcast in 190 countries through Netflix.
It's okay, right?
It is okay. But I'm a bit worried about something.
How many countries will accept me?
To be honest,
some countries can obscure my actions.
And in several countries
can cover my face with KG (Generic Character).
Can be.
More erotic with KG.
Did you see the main poster before entering?
- Yup. - OK.
This is the one wearing the mask. That's a very good picture.
But this is not the original main poster. This one.
I like this one. It's better, right?
See? I also told them. That makes me look great.
I mean, "good at talking."
My sentence is too short, right? That's because I'm short.
When we worked on posters,
we got a complaint.
Apparently there is a school in front of the location.
Parents of students look at the poster
and complain why we appear on pornography.
I think you misunderstood me, I have to correct it.
My friend first
very free when you were little.
He changed his life completely as a father of two girls and a husband.
When I said that I was doing this event,
he said he wanted to come with his wife and daughter.
I'm a little worried,
so I asked him, "Isn't that a bit more embarrassing
watching shows with your daughter? "
Then he said,
"Oh, right.
This is a sex event, right? "
I know Netflix is free and I'm wild, I'm not going to have sex here.
I don't want to have sex on stage.
Does anyone think I'm having sex on stage?
There are some strange people here!
Wait.
You want to see female entertainers having sex with 88,000 won?
You have to pay at least 100,000 won.
Think about my personal expenses too.
But especially for you,
I prepared two types of scripts for today.
First, entertainer Park Na-rae.
Second,
Park Na-rae, trash.
OK.
You can choose one.
What version do you choose?
Okay, rubbish!
You choose Park Na-rae, trash.
That's your decision.
so you can't get out
or sue us.
You can't do that, understand?
When I tell erotic stories, and you see the person next to you ...
don't say, "That's disgusting."
Can not.
Don't look at the person next to you.
Acting like you guys at home, watching TV.
"Very funny."
Everyone, if you just follow me,
I'm willing to play dirty on stage
with all of you.
Understand?
OK, come on!
Yes yes Wait a minute.
This movement is now mostly made blurry.
I don't think this can be aired.
It's getting hot.
I haven't even started yet.
I...
You want me to take it off?
OK.
I will take it off and play wild.
I exercise and make muscles for today.
Very good, it feels cool.
Finally cool.
Before becoming an entertainer, I had this thought.
The size of a successful entertainer
is a tabloid.
I know this is hard to believe,
but I'm finally in the tabloid!
Seriously.
Not Gian 84, better than that.
I'm serious, that's huge.
When I received news about the rumor,
my hands are shaking.
Wow, this is success.
This is a successful entertainer.
I'll tell you what's in the message.
I'll tell you guys.
It's about me.
I don't mind telling, it's about me.
But if you spread it, it's illegal.
That's my own rum, so it's okay.
The rumor goes off
when filming abroad,
a female celebrity A
and a male celebrity B
and Park Na-rae ...
They usually mention the name on the tabloid?
Why did they write my name?
They refer to them as A and B.
I was surprised because this was my first time.
Speaking of which, it is said that these three people
drink together in a room.
And A and B
start kissing,
and Park Na-rae
take off his shirt.
Those who kiss, why do I open my shirt?
They think I'm turned on by them kissing
and say, "Yes, like that. Your tongue is very wild!
Hey, I'm so excited! "
What is happening? Or when they kiss, am I like,
"Hey, aren't you bored? Should I make it more aroused? Look!
Look at this. Aren't they amazing?
They are amazing. "
This makes no sense.
I am angry. When there were rumors, reporters contacted the agency.
And reporters also call agencies A and B.
"Listen. Mr. Reporter.
How can you think that about our celebrities?
Are you going to write a story that doesn't make sense? "
And they take strong action.
However ...
However ...
our agency director,
Director Park, the person who knows everything about me
most of my bad side for 10 years.
How can Director Park act on this tabloid?
"Listen, Mr. Reporter.
They both kissed, but why did our star take off his clothes?
Did he do nothing?
Write articles when he does something.
We will act decisively. "
Of course I always think
female entertainers should take off their clothes.
Of course!
Don't you guys always do this on a hot day?
"It's so hot, let's undress and play basketball."
Women also have to.
"Hot, let's undress and eat tiramisu.
Macaron crumbs are on my breasts. "
All,
I don't easily take off my shirt.
I'm a professional entertainer.
If I want to take off my clothes,
I'll do it in front of the camera.
Really.
This is a good event, isn't it?
When I've done everything, and nothing else to do,
when someone asks if I have talent or expertise,
I'd say, "I'm not good at imitating vocals,
so I will take off my shirt. "
Show her breasts!
Look at these breasts!
I'm not the only one who has breasts. You all have it.
Were you surprised?
You know that's an adult rating, but you don't think it's dirty.
I see that there is
some parents and people who bring their parents,
and I'm worried it will be awkward.
That's what I care about. It's fine between friends and lovers,
but it's awkward with parents.
What comes to mind when you think of Park Na-rae?
Welsh Corgi!
Welsh Corgi?
That's right, because I turn into a dog when I'm drunk.
Who? What again?
Men? Yes, I love you all.
What again?
Gian 84? I have not done with him.
It means I haven't talked to him yet.
You guys like it too much, right?
Many people think
I don't have much experience when it comes to dating.
So, this is what I said during the broadcast.
"Frankly,
I was in a relationship many times.
I am tired."
After the broadcast, my related search words went crazy.
"Park Na-rae, mythomania."
"Park Na-rae staged everything."
"Park Na-rae, birch tree."
"Birch dating site." What is this?
I think it has something to do with birch.
I've been in touch a lot,
but why didn't I discuss it on broadcast?
Because of the adult rating!
Yes, that's right.
Not appropriate on TV.
So...
You will feel sex in your ears by paying only 88,000 won.
Your cochleo will jump from your ear.
That can happen.
That was before I had experience with dating,
it was 2007.
I lay in bed,
and feel painful firsts.
That was my first experience on the operating table.
Were you surprised? This is not what you expected.
I lay on the operating table for the first time in 2007.
Many people think I have plastic surgery all over my body.
I will be honest with you guys.
I only operated in one place.
My face
The top is mine, and the bottom ...
The top belongs to other people, the bottom is mine. I am confused.
Because I've done a lot.
That's why I am the manager of unofficial plastic surgery in this business.
You can see plastic surgery in the past, present, and future
just by seeing my face.
I'm Silicon Valley in the plastic surgery industry.
Like Daeduk Science Park in Korea.
Plastic surgery is not a silly affair.
You are saving for plastic surgery
and it hurts so much.
You go through pain and wait for the swelling to go away.
After going through that process, you will become like me.
I am beautiful?
Do you want to change faces? He won't say yes right away.
I am kidding.
After we talk,
I'll...
tell the story of my first experience.
Yes.
Actually, this is
my first experience backfired.
Not easy for everyone at the first try.
It's not easy, it can backfire.
When I turned 20, I was busy playing around.
I went to the beach in the summer with some of my friends.
I go to the beach,
and because it's summer, there is a festival.
On my days, the highlight of the summer festival
is when men break break.
You know, right?
People who know this are old, and people who don't know are still young.
This is how you differentiate age.
Our group and they have a little problem.
I was paired with
swirling man.
He turned his head upside down.
We have an affair,
and he's not good at turning his head.
He also twisted his tongue well.
I think Messi is in his mouth.
You know the circle fight, which is the traditional game?
Like this!
We were very drunk that day.
We kissed on the sandy beach from this end to the end.
We rolled on the beach.
We rolled around while kissing.
We rolled around the beach for an hour and a half.
When we kiss and roll,
he suddenly put his hand on my pants.
We are outside!
For a moment, I was shocked, so I pulled out his hand.
But he put his hand again, so I took it out again.
We rolled and he put his hands in, in, out.
In, out, in, out.
We were dizzy rolling in one direction, we went in another direction.
In, out, in, out.
He put his hand upside down, then in the other direction.
Wow!
I can't stand it anymore. It lasts for an hour and a half!
So, I used my brain.
I held her hand and told her.
"I have heart disease.
This is bad for my heart.
I'll go to the toilet first. "
So, I went to the toilet.
I took a deep breath
and lowered pants to urinate.
There is sand in my underwear.
When he put his hand on my pants as we rolled on the sand,
sand and gravel get into my underwear with his hands!
Scallops too. Together with conch shells,
let it hang around his neck.
Wow!
Really. Like the sandy beach here.
They can hold a festival here.
He can turn his head here.
You might understand.
It hurts even if there are small pebbles on your shoes.
It feels itchy and painful.
There is sand here! Jeez.
That's the reason people say that first experience hurts.
It feels very itchy.
I have first experience with sand.
This can be a tense experience.
I only have first experience with sand.
Before that, I didn't have a good relationship.
But after my plastic surgery,
I feel different when I'm with men.
Ever since I gained confidence,
I became open minded
I opened my chest.
So, I share conversations from my chest and heart, more than ever before.
I can talk about breasts because I use full size B.
Size B is full.
This size B is solid.
Full of contents.
Since the operation,
I have my first relationship.
My first girlfriend
like me very much.
I just feel good to him,
but we coincidentally drank together.
And that night
we do it.
After we slept together,
he didn't even call me.
I'm very angry about that.
Okay, you run away?
OK! If I were in the past, I'd be ruined, but that's okay.
I called him because of plastic surgery and I have a full size B.
Of course!
So, I called him.
"We sleep together, why don't you call me?
Do you want to date me or something? "
I just took him out in the open. But he must have taken the bus.
"Sorry, but I have to go to the toilet.
Can I call again later? "
"What? Later? Tell me now."
And he said, "I think it's inflammation of the intestine. Let me go to the toilet and tell you."
"Whatever. Do you want to date me or what?"
Then he said yes in confusion.
But it turns out,
it is indeed inflammation of the intestine.
He was taken to the emergency room.
I feel guilty about that.
I like her a lot and she's my first girlfriend.
but he has an obsession.
He would call and bother me home every 10 o'clock at night.
Honestly, I can go out at 10 pm but I can't go home at 10 at night.
But he would always call me and ask where I was.
He rechecked when I got home.
"Are you home? Are you alone?"
"Yes, why?"
"Pull down."
"Lower what?
What?"
"Pull down.
Rinse the toilet. "
"What? Toilet?" "Rinse the toilet. Hurry up.
When you water it, you can hear that sound. Yes, that's all!
I recognize the sound of your toilet. You're home, aren't you? "
Wow ... I wiped my sweat first.
I'm too sweaty.
I'm not the only one wet, am I?
My story makes you horny.
I do not know,
but he insisted my toilet sounded different from other places.
He checks whether I go home or not with the sound of my toilet.
When in a relationship,
You often misunderstand love and obsession.
A friend of mine is very obsessive,
when he was suspicious of his girlfriend,
he will always order chicken.
He ordered chicken and ate it with his girlfriend.
Then secretly send a message to his girlfriend.
Then what does he do?
He stopped eating, opened his cellphone checking the phone.
Then,
the cellphone screen was smeared with oil.
He thought about the pattern by looking at the oil.
All,
this is forensic science.
Of course, this is like the FBI.
It's not easy for a female comedian to date.
Usually,
women want to look beautiful in front of men they like.
But female comedian
have other worries.
When they see men, they think,
"When can I make him laugh?
This is the right time to make him laugh.
Alright, he will laugh now. "
That's all that occurred.
Because it's not easy for them to date.
They can't stand the awkward and long pauses.
They can't date normally like other women.
But I overcome this
and date nervously, nonstop.
I have a nickname, that is
Genghis Khan
from the dating world.
There is no man who hasn't been beaten.
Genghis Khan.
Genghis Khan.
There are two types of men in this world.
Men who sleep with me,
and the man who will sleep with me.
Genghis Khan!
It is true.
But there is one person
which left a wound in the name of Genghis Khan.
More precisely
for six months when we were dating ...
no romance, we are dating.
During the six months we dated, we didn't do it.
Then why did I date this man for six months?
He is the opposite of the man who was dating.
The person I'm dating is just crazy about me
and always chasing me.
I know it's hard to believe, but it's like that.
Many people are mania, even though it doesn't feel common,
but I'm a maniac.
However, my ex-boyfriend
very different from the others.
He is the type of person who lives his life planned.
One day, the alarm rang at eight o'clock.
"Memorize 100 English words."
The phone rang again after 10 minutes.
"Do 200 push-ups."
He planned it all day like that.
He seems hard to come by, and not easy.
He looks cool.
But he is very conservative,
no physical affection for six months.
I will get angry every night thinking about this.
"Why don't you sleep with me?
Why?"
I gave him everything that should be good for men.
All kinds of food and medicine.
But won't wake up.
I mean, he didn't make decisions.
I'm not very clear there.
My fault.
One time, we drank together with my friend,
and my friend said we were watching a martial arts movie.
I asked the reason.
When I'm drunk,
I often touch my girlfriend.
So when I tried to touch my girlfriend, she kept blocking me.
Like this.
So, this man ...
he is like a scholar.
I can't stand it anymore,
so I asked him.
"When will we do it?
When do we sleep together? "
Because he was conservative, he was very surprised and said,
"How can you say that as a woman? Don't be so honest."
"If I'm not honest, you won't do it."
"It must occur naturally."
"You don't let that happen naturally!"
I also can't touch it this time.
He made a big deal.
"Na-rae.
Let's do it at Christmas. "
"Who are you, Santa, you jerk?
Are you, Santa? "
I can't stand it anymore.
I can't stand it anymore,
so I made a large photo.
I have prepared a couple vacation.
After playing in the water
we drink and have fun.
And for the most part,
I booked the inn separately from my friend's partner.
I have done.
And I kept it a secret.
Really.
I went there before and checked it.
It's a separate inn, so I told my friend to go there.
"Can you hear me?
Oh, oh, oh!
Alright, good. "
He heard nothing.
Alright, I'll do it tonight. I will do it with him!
We played in water all day.
then we drank, so he was tired.
And he fell asleep. But it's OK
I like to do it in the morning.
Really.
I like to do it in the morning.
I don't eat breakfast, but have morning sex.
I do it in the morning, it's fine.
So the next morning ...
You are always surprised.
It feels like I'm doing a monster show now.
You guys continue like this.
"Is it true?
What? Is that real? "
Yes, this is a true story. I will say again.
So, in the morning,
I opened my eyes at the inn, and the sunlight penetrated the window.
I lay with him.
He looked at me gently.
Then he took my hand and said,
"Na-rae.
Get in position. "
For a moment,
I think which position should I do.
This is the first time, should I do a normal position like this?
That's a shame, let's do it behind.
No, I'm a progressive woman.
Genghis Khan!
There were many ideas that I thought of at the time.
Then, my girlfriend
hold my hand
and woke me up.
Stand up?
Stand up?
So, I stood up.
He said, "Na-rae, stand up ...
and bend your knees.
Look far ahead.
And...
spread your arms.
This is the basic position of the wakeboard. "
We did the wakeboard the day before.
It was his first time doing a wakeboard and he was smart.
People who do it for the first time must practice on land too.
For two hours, I practiced in bed.
Left.
Correct. Down.
I did not sleep with him.
So...
IAM very angry.
So I drank
like crazy because a scholar doesn't like me drinking.
I was drunk and sent him a message.
I don't even know what I'm saying. "Blah blah blah."
Keep calling her.
He did not answer anything.
The next day, he sent me a long message.
LETTER FROM JEONG YAK-YONG FOR TWO DAUGHTERS who LOVE DRINKS
He really sent me this.
A letter from Dasan Jeong Yak-yong to his two drinking sons.
He sent it to me.
I'm not lying, he sent me this instead.
He didn't ask if I slept well or I was okay after drinking.
"Drinking is only good for bedwetting.
People who drink alcohol as if a cow drinks water
not wet their lips or tongue,
then put it in the throat.
They don't know the taste.
In short, people who like to drink
tend to die tragically once they get sick.
They can get alcohol poisoning all over his body,
and rot overnight.
They will be completely destroyed. "
I know he's a scholar,
but didn't know he was an impossible scholar.
Jeong Yak-yong sent to his children who like to drink, why did he send it to me?
Am I supposed to be his son or what?
So, the number one comes out and breaks up with him.
Well.
After that, this is what the female comedian talked about when we were together.
"The man who makes me happy is unemployment,
and men who have jobs
make me lonely.
And...
people who don't do it are just rubbish. "
Which man do you choose to date from these three choices?
You!
I have no girlfriend.
I can't do it.
Sorry, that is not possible.
Who will I choose from these three men?
I will date a man who wants to date me.
When I said I was often in touch,
many people want to know about my relationship.
My knowledge in teasing.
I keep on seducing.
Then, one of them passed.
Like this. When you fish,
some fish are caught through their bodies, not in their mouths.
Actually fishermen let them go,
but I caught them instead.
This is called lucky.
Thank you for being teasing and aggressive,
I'm dating a stranger too.
Of course. The earth is round.
If you walk straight ahead, you can meet all the men in the world.
This is from my favorite song.
Many people ask me.
"Are you good at English? Can you talk to them?"
Language is not important.
I can communicate with my body.
With my body.
I'm good at using my body.
That's the important thing.
I have relations with strangers,
and his name is James.
James is a 20-year-old Korean-American from the United States.
Yes.
He never lived in Korea,
so he doesn't speak Korean.
Like this.
"Hello.
I'm James.
Na-rae, Na-rae is beautiful.
The most beautiful Korean woman. "
Not exactly like this, but that's what it seems to me.
He is so funny.
James asked what I was doing,
so I told her, "I'm a female comedian (gagwoman)."
Female comedian (gagwoman)
He said, "What?
Gas pit?
Na-rae is a gas pit? "
Apparently, gagwoman is a broken word in English.
So, I corrected it.
"I'm a comedian. Comedians and gagwoman are the same."
James said, "Ah. Comedian.
Na-rae is the prettiest comedian.
Na-rae's gas hole is beautiful. "
I'm sure it's a compliment.
James and I dated for four days,
and James returned to the United States.
It's okay, the story isn't over.
It started like a long story, but do you think it will end soon?
It feels short, right?
No.
I can continue. This is not over.
We kept in contact after that.
People ask me what my relationship is with James.
I tell them
that he is a man I know.
When James heard that, he said,
"Na-rae.
You kissed the man you know? "
So I told her
"Don't you greet people like this abroad?"
He said, "Na-rae.
We don't use tongues to greet others. "
Why not?
We decided to date so that the tongue is more free.
Yes, we are dating.
That's an intense long distance relationship.
I really miss him,
so I went to America for two nights and three days.
Didn't you go to America for three days to see your boyfriend?
So, I went to America.
Everyone dreams of a melodramatic relationship.
I practically filmed a drama in America.
But that drama
turned out to be a bad soap opera.
Apparently, James is the only child of a very rich family.
The setting itself is dramatic.
When James's mother found out I was coming to America, he wanted to meet me.
So I left.
When I leave,
it turns out they have a very large restaurant.
When his mother saw me, he said,
"Na-rae. How old are you?"
I told him ... He's not like this, he looks like that.
He looks like that to me.
I said I was 28 years old, then he said,
"James is only 20 years old, and you're 28 years old?
Why does James have to date you? "
That's what he said, but I accepted it.
I didn't think he would say anything nice to me.
But James was very surprised.
James is a precious only son for 20 years.
How could her graceful mother say that?
He was angry and said,
"Ma'am! What did you do to Na-rae?"
He was very angry.
But the Korean is bad.
Anyway, the time is right.
James decided to go to the toilet.
And I was left alone with his mother.
This is a unique moment.
When we were left alone, he said to me,
"Na-rae.
Break up with my son when you return to Korea. "
If it's a morning drama series, a female character will say,
"All right, ma'am."
But it is not a morning TV show.
So I looked at him and said,
"Ma'am.
Why break up? I will break up with him if I want to break up with him.
You don't need to be dizzy. "
When I say that, elegant and elegant mother
who wears a ring on his ten fingers
who has wavy hair ...
His hair did not move even though he was angry, must have been styled well.
Her mother...
pouring water on my face with his hand wearing ten rings.
James watched this as soon as he came out of the toilet.
James was angry and shouted at his mother.
"Mother, you're evil!
Na-rae is a famous gas pit in Korea! "
He was very angry and his Korean was very bad.
When his mother heard James speak, he was very angry
and passed out.
Imagine how surprised he is. He was his favorite son for 20 years
and he loves Korean gas holes.
Very surprising.
James left his parents,
and come to Korea with me.
It is true. So, we are happy together
and one day,
we went to a club in Busan.
We had fun, and I was very drunk.
I'm very excited.
I'm very excited,
I did a strange dance until there was a hole in my pants.
Be aggressive like this.
I do a strange dance
with another man.
You are naughty.
When I'm drunk, everything looks the same.
I am so sorry.
And James saw it. I don't know why he keeps looking.
James saw it
and he was very angry.
He was angry with me and said, "Na-rae!
You ugly bitch. "
I've never cursed him, but he cursed me.
"James, don't curse."
"What? I want to go, you jerk."
James became very angry and could not take it anymore
and he said he would return to America.
The next day, I realized I couldn't let him go.
So, I called him.
"James, let's meet and talk in person."
"No.
I don't want to see your face. You're very upset, aren't you? "
The Korean language used to be very bad.
I said, "James.
'Upset' is a bad word. "
And he said,
"So what?
I will use the word annoyed.
I broke up with you, went to a club and kissed a 20-year-old girl.
I'll play wild like you, you jerk. "
I cried when he said that.
It is because...
I am very proud.
Wow
His Korean is improving.
Park Na-rae, good work teaching her!
He uses the words "upset" and "jerk" very well, very contextual.
"You want to upset me, don't you? You jerk."
These are not serious oaths, but I am very angry!
Wow! I'm still angry.
Many people think of "alcohol" when thinking of me.
They think I'm always drunk without thinking,
and that is not entirely wrong.
But even when I drink,
I have a purpose and philosophy.
When I drink,
I always have two goals. First,
make one person drunk.
Second, send two people to a nice place.
True!
When I drink,
I always match the head ...
Sorry, I'm too excited.
I always match the number of people.
For all women, even if you are drunk,
don't get drunk yourself. Nothing will happen.
When you are drunk, don't get drunk yourself
and go to nice places with other people.
And I have the expertise for that.
Do you want to know?
OK.
When I use this skill,
the success rate is very high.
I call this skill Suzy's.
Because I used this skill since I was 20 years old,
and Suzy from Architecture 101 used this skill.
And Suzy's expertise is better than Na-rae's, right?
This is called Suzy's expertise, but she doesn't know this.
You can use this skill
when you are alone with the man you like.
First, bounce back and forth.
What is his first expertise? Bouncing back and forth.
What goes back and forth? You guys go back and forth.
Then do the movements holding the temple.
"What's wrong with me today?"
After doing this for ten minutes,
second is bouncing left and right. What is that?
Bouncing left and right.
Bouncing left and right is left and right like this.
Like this.
"Hey!"
Then scan her thighs.
Touch the man's thigh.
Touch it.
That's the way to do it.
What is the next skill? 45 degree
What is that? 45 degree
That's for ...
leaning on a man's shoulder at a 45 degree angle.
What's important is
not leaning like this, but leaning like this.
You have to lean 45 degrees up to the man's shoulder.
My breath reaches his cheek.
Like this.
The man becomes curious then turns and looks at your lips.
You guys just kiss right away!
Really. It seems like you don't trust me,
but this skill works nine out of ten times.
It worked nine out of ten times
and the only scholars who did not succeed.
I can not.
I smile like this
but he pushed me.
I immediately realized.
I'm talking about alcohol now,
and honestly talk ...
when adult men and women drink together, what will they do?
Physical affection. What else?
Sex?
Very good.
Just having fun last night.
That is not my story.
This is not about me.
This is about my friend.
My friend!
Her size is also full B.
One day, I ...
OK, I understand.
I keep getting confused, so this is actually my friend's story,
but I'll tell you that's my story.
Honestly, this is not my story. But pretending it's my story.
For your convenience.
Okay, I did it.
Are you happy now?
Come on
Just having fun last night.
Just last night! Very good.
One day, I drank like a dog with a man I'd never met.
It's embarrassing to talk about myself.
This is the story of my friend.
With strangers,
I got one night and it's cool.
It should be cool, right?
I did it and it was cool! I slept with that man.
woke up the next morning in a motel room and didn't remember anything.
Usually in situations like this, I act calm
and don't wake him up. I secretly wore my clothes, and ...
I can't stick after sleeping with a man. What if I do?
So, I tried to get out.
Because he fell asleep, I secretly wore my clothes
and trying to get out.
This is my friend's story.
So...
I secretly wear my clothes
and try out.
But somehow,
I want to see that man's face.
So...
I quietly returned and lifted the blanket where the man slept.
He is very handsome.
He is really my type.
Wow So...
I took my clothes off carefully.
That is my big story.
Because I like to do it in the morning.
So...
I lay, waiting for him to wake up.
I heard he woke up.
And he doesn't remember anything. He must be embarrassed too.
He secretly dressed and prepared to come out.
So I thought it was all over,
but just like me,
he was curious.
He quietly returned to bed, wearing his clothes.
Then carefully lifted the blanket ...
He saw my face
and put it down.
Lock the door.
So mean.
No, that woman said she was bad.
This is my friend's story.
This is about my friend.
Friends.
I always say this about a relationship.
Do not save it, in vain.
Do what you want.
You can't help it if there really is a problem.
It is okay.
What if you are tired? What if you are experienced?
I can tell the man I met first.
He is a stranger ...
You guys don't mind this? He is your girlfriend. Not him?
Two men who are here together?
You come here alone?
Give him a big round of applause.
You are okay?
Are you having fun?
I am happy.
If I find a man I like,
I tell him.
Come on
"I like you, let's do it.
Let's talk about it. "Here's how to do it.
Why I do everything I want
and say if there's something I want?
I began to think like this
because of my high school friend.
I was a bit naive when I was in high school.
And all my friends are naive.
But high school girls are very interested in sex, right?
One day, we gathered and talked about obscene stories.
Then a friend said, "On the first night of marriage,
what do I do when my husband tells me to suck his cock? "
We say, "No! How gross!
Why did you suck it? He peed with it!
This is so disgusting! What if the pee pops out? "
We all went crazy.
It was shocking to hear that for the first time.
But my friend is the class president
the model student
set his glasses
and say,
"If my husband tells me to suck his cock,
I will say this to him.
"You suck it first
Let's suck first! "
Since then, I told men to suck my cock first.
I don't talk like that. I'm a polite person.
"If it's okay, you want to suck my cock first?"
I'm a very polite person.
You will be surprised.
The female entertainer talking about sucking his cock first?
You won't hear it anywhere else. I'm also confused if it's okay.
That...
I'm grateful because you enjoyed my story.
It would be great if everyone liked my story, but some people would think,
"How can women talk like that?"
After my training, someone asked me this.
"Did Park Na-rae quit the entertainment business?
Is he retired? "
Several TV show producers are here now.
They came to check whether I was retired
or if I can continue to live.
But friends.
This is my opinion.
This woman, a man who ...
Don't be limited in frame. You only live once, right?
Let's do what we want!
Try it, and if it's not good, stop! That's the way to live.
Friends, it won't be embarrassing if you do it often.
It's a shame if you never do it.
Of course.
After the event,
you guys will search for my name on the internet, right?
There will be related search words.
After you watch my program,
I want you to search for this keyword next to my name.
WHORE
Wait! Wait!
Hey, jerk!
Who are you?
Are you a great scholar?
Who are you?
The lights aren't all on yet.
Wait, excuse me.
Use all the lights. Are you using 110 volts?
Turn on the light, sir.
You are not listening to me.
Alright, now.
Like girls, Park Na-rae.
This is what likes girls, Park Na-rae!
LIKE PARK NA-RAE GIRL
Subtitles translation by Mannypoi
PARK NA-RAE ROLE
PARK NA-RAE WARNING GLAMOR
Beware. Glamor warning
You can be seriously injured because of his fatal charm,
so watch out.
Thank you to all of you.
Nice to meet you.
Park Na-rae! Park Na-rae!
Very good. You guys make me look very popular.
Nice to meet you. I am a woman who is fatal rather than fine dust.
I'm a beautiful comedian, Park Na-rae!
Hello, second floor.
Today is a day that means a lot to me.
I will write in my journal when I get home.
Because...
this will be my first experience today.
My first experience was special.
This is my first time doing it without a man.
This is my first time appearing in front of many people.
Why is my hand here?
I like using my hands, I'm sorry.
OK, everyone.
This is my first time performing on a stage for a single joke.
thanks.
This single joke will
broadcast in 190 countries through Netflix.
It's okay, right?
It is okay. But I'm a bit worried about something.
How many countries will accept me?
To be honest,
some countries can obscure my actions.
And in several countries
can cover my face with KG (Generic Character).
Can be.
More erotic with KG.
Did you see the main poster before entering?
- Yup. - OK.
This is the one wearing the mask. That's a very good picture.
But this is not the original main poster. This one.
I like this one. It's better, right?
See? I also told them. That makes me look great.
I mean, "good at talking."
My sentence is too short, right? That's because I'm short.
When we worked on posters,
we got a complaint.
Apparently there is a school in front of the location.
Parents of students look at the poster
and complain why we appear on pornography.
I think you misunderstood me, I have to correct it.
My friend first
very free when you were little.
He changed his life completely as a father of two girls and a husband.
When I said that I was doing this event,
he said he wanted to come with his wife and daughter.
I'm a little worried,
so I asked him, "Isn't that a bit more embarrassing
watching shows with your daughter? "
Then he said,
"Oh, right.
This is a sex event, right? "
I know Netflix is free and I'm wild, I'm not going to have sex here.
I don't want to have sex on stage.
Does anyone think I'm having sex on stage?
There are some strange people here!
Wait.
You want to see female entertainers having sex with 88,000 won?
You have to pay at least 100,000 won.
Think about my personal expenses too.
But especially for you,
I prepared two types of scripts for today.
First, entertainer Park Na-rae.
Second,
Park Na-rae, trash.
OK.
You can choose one.
What version do you choose?
Okay, rubbish!
You choose Park Na-rae, trash.
That's your decision.
so you can't get out
or sue us.
You can't do that, understand?
When I tell erotic stories, and you see the person next to you ...
don't say, "That's disgusting."
Can not.
Don't look at the person next to you.
Acting like you guys at home, watching TV.
"Very funny."
Everyone, if you just follow me,
I'm willing to play dirty on stage
with all of you.
Understand?
OK, come on!
Yes yes Wait a minute.
This movement is now mostly made blurry.
I don't think this can be aired.
It's getting hot.
I haven't even started yet.
I...
You want me to take it off?
OK.
I will take it off and play wild.
I exercise and make muscles for today.
Very good, it feels cool.
Finally cool.
Before becoming an entertainer, I had this thought.
The size of a successful entertainer
is a tabloid.
I know this is hard to believe,
but I'm finally in the tabloid!
Seriously.
Not Gian 84, better than that.
I'm serious, that's huge.
When I received news about the rumor,
my hands are shaking.
Wow, this is success.
This is a successful entertainer.
I'll tell you what's in the message.
I'll tell you guys.
It's about me.
I don't mind telling, it's about me.
But if you spread it, it's illegal.
That's my own rum, so it's okay.
The rumor goes off
when filming abroad,
a female celebrity A
and a male celebrity B
and Park Na-rae ...
They usually mention the name on the tabloid?
Why did they write my name?
They refer to them as A and B.
I was surprised because this was my first time.
Speaking of which, it is said that these three people
drink together in a room.
And A and B
start kissing,
and Park Na-rae
take off his shirt.
Those who kiss, why do I open my shirt?
They think I'm turned on by them kissing
and say, "Yes, like that. Your tongue is very wild!
Hey, I'm so excited! "
What is happening? Or when they kiss, am I like,
"Hey, aren't you bored? Should I make it more aroused? Look!
Look at this. Aren't they amazing?
They are amazing. "
This makes no sense.
I am angry. When there were rumors, reporters contacted the agency.
And reporters also call agencies A and B.
"Listen. Mr. Reporter.
How can you think that about our celebrities?
Are you going to write a story that doesn't make sense? "
And they take strong action.
However ...
However ...
our agency director,
Director Park, the person who knows everything about me
most of my bad side for 10 years.
How can Director Park act on this tabloid?
"Listen, Mr. Reporter.
They both kissed, but why did our star take off his clothes?
Did he do nothing?
Write articles when he does something.
We will act decisively. "
Of course I always think
female entertainers should take off their clothes.
Of course!
Don't you guys always do this on a hot day?
"It's so hot, let's undress and play basketball."
Women also have to.
"Hot, let's undress and eat tiramisu.
Macaron crumbs are on my breasts. "
All,
I don't easily take off my shirt.
I'm a professional entertainer.
If I want to take off my clothes,
I'll do it in front of the camera.
Really.
This is a good event, isn't it?
When I've done everything, and nothing else to do,
when someone asks if I have talent or expertise,
I'd say, "I'm not good at imitating vocals,
so I will take off my shirt. "
Show her breasts!
Look at these breasts!
I'm not the only one who has breasts. You all have it.
Were you surprised?
You know that's an adult rating, but you don't think it's dirty.
I see that there is
some parents and people who bring their parents,
and I'm worried it will be awkward.
That's what I care about. It's fine between friends and lovers,
but it's awkward with parents.
What comes to mind when you think of Park Na-rae?
Welsh Corgi!
Welsh Corgi?
That's right, because I turn into a dog when I'm drunk.
Who? What again?
Men? Yes, I love you all.
What again?
Gian 84? I have not done with him.
It means I haven't talked to him yet.
You guys like it too much, right?
Many people think
I don't have much experience when it comes to dating.
So, this is what I said during the broadcast.
"Frankly,
I was in a relationship many times.
I am tired."
After the broadcast, my related search words went crazy.
"Park Na-rae, mythomania."
"Park Na-rae staged everything."
"Park Na-rae, birch tree."
"Birch dating site." What is this?
I think it has something to do with birch.
I've been in touch a lot,
but why didn't I discuss it on broadcast?
Because of the adult rating!
Yes, that's right.
Not appropriate on TV.
So...
You will feel sex in your ears by paying only 88,000 won.
Your cochleo will jump from your ear.
That can happen.
That was before I had experience with dating,
it was 2007.
I lay in bed,
and feel painful firsts.
That was my first experience on the operating table.
Were you surprised? This is not what you expected.
I lay on the operating table for the first time in 2007.
Many people think I have plastic surgery all over my body.
I will be honest with you guys.
I only operated in one place.
My face
The top is mine, and the bottom ...
The top belongs to other people, the bottom is mine. I am confused.
Because I've done a lot.
That's why I am the manager of unofficial plastic surgery in this business.
You can see plastic surgery in the past, present, and future
just by seeing my face.
I'm Silicon Valley in the plastic surgery industry.
Like Daeduk Science Park in Korea.
Plastic surgery is not a silly affair.
You are saving for plastic surgery
and it hurts so much.
You go through pain and wait for the swelling to go away.
After going through that process, you will become like me.
I am beautiful?
Do you want to change faces? He won't say yes right away.
I am kidding.
After we talk,
I'll...
tell the story of my first experience.
Yes.
Actually, this is
my first experience backfired.
Not easy for everyone at the first try.
It's not easy, it can backfire.
When I turned 20, I was busy playing around.
I went to the beach in the summer with some of my friends.
I go to the beach,
and because it's summer, there is a festival.
On my days, the highlight of the summer festival
is when men break break.
You know, right?
People who know this are old, and people who don't know are still young.
This is how you differentiate age.
Our group and they have a little problem.
I was paired with
swirling man.
He turned his head upside down.
We have an affair,
and he's not good at turning his head.
He also twisted his tongue well.
I think Messi is in his mouth.
You know the circle fight, which is the traditional game?
Like this!
We were very drunk that day.
We kissed on the sandy beach from this end to the end.
We rolled on the beach.
We rolled around while kissing.
We rolled around the beach for an hour and a half.
When we kiss and roll,
he suddenly put his hand on my pants.
We are outside!
For a moment, I was shocked, so I pulled out his hand.
But he put his hand again, so I took it out again.
We rolled and he put his hands in, in, out.
In, out, in, out.
We were dizzy rolling in one direction, we went in another direction.
In, out, in, out.
He put his hand upside down, then in the other direction.
Wow!
I can't stand it anymore. It lasts for an hour and a half!
So, I used my brain.
I held her hand and told her.
"I have heart disease.
This is bad for my heart.
I'll go to the toilet first. "
So, I went to the toilet.
I took a deep breath
and lowered pants to urinate.
There is sand in my underwear.
When he put his hand on my pants as we rolled on the sand,
sand and gravel get into my underwear with his hands!
Scallops too. Together with conch shells,
let it hang around his neck.
Wow!
Really. Like the sandy beach here.
They can hold a festival here.
He can turn his head here.
You might understand.
It hurts even if there are small pebbles on your shoes.
It feels itchy and painful.
There is sand here! Jeez.
That's the reason people say that first experience hurts.
It feels very itchy.
I have first experience with sand.
This can be a tense experience.
I only have first experience with sand.
Before that, I didn't have a good relationship.
But after my plastic surgery,
I feel different when I'm with men.
Ever since I gained confidence,
I became open minded
I opened my chest.
So, I share conversations from my chest and heart, more than ever before.
I can talk about breasts because I use full size B.
Size B is full.
This size B is solid.
Full of contents.
Since the operation,
I have my first relationship.
My first girlfriend
like me very much.
I just feel good to him,
but we coincidentally drank together.
And that night
we do it.
After we slept together,
he didn't even call me.
I'm very angry about that.
Okay, you run away?
OK! If I were in the past, I'd be ruined, but that's okay.
I called him because of plastic surgery and I have a full size B.
Of course!
So, I called him.
"We sleep together, why don't you call me?
Do you want to date me or something? "
I just took him out in the open. But he must have taken the bus.
"Sorry, but I have to go to the toilet.
Can I call again later? "
"What? Later? Tell me now."
And he said, "I think it's inflammation of the intestine. Let me go to the toilet and tell you."
"Whatever. Do you want to date me or what?"
Then he said yes in confusion.
But it turns out,
it is indeed inflammation of the intestine.
He was taken to the emergency room.
I feel guilty about that.
I like her a lot and she's my first girlfriend.
but he has an obsession.
He would call and bother me home every 10 o'clock at night.
Honestly, I can go out at 10 pm but I can't go home at 10 at night.
But he would always call me and ask where I was.
He rechecked when I got home.
"Are you home? Are you alone?"
"Yes, why?"
"Pull down."
"Lower what?
What?"
"Pull down.
Rinse the toilet. "
"What? Toilet?" "Rinse the toilet. Hurry up.
When you water it, you can hear that sound. Yes, that's all!
I recognize the sound of your toilet. You're home, aren't you? "
Wow ... I wiped my sweat first.
I'm too sweaty.
I'm not the only one wet, am I?
My story makes you horny.
I do not know,
but he insisted my toilet sounded different from other places.
He checks whether I go home or not with the sound of my toilet.
When in a relationship,
You often misunderstand love and obsession.
A friend of mine is very obsessive,
when he was suspicious of his girlfriend,
he will always order chicken.
He ordered chicken and ate it with his girlfriend.
Then secretly send a message to his girlfriend.
Then what does he do?
He stopped eating, opened his cellphone checking the phone.
Then,
the cellphone screen was smeared with oil.
He thought about the pattern by looking at the oil.
All,
this is forensic science.
Of course, this is like the FBI.
It's not easy for a female comedian to date.
Usually,
women want to look beautiful in front of men they like.
But female comedian
have other worries.
When they see men, they think,
"When can I make him laugh?
This is the right time to make him laugh.
Alright, he will laugh now. "
That's all that occurred.
Because it's not easy for them to date.
They can't stand the awkward and long pauses.
They can't date normally like other women.
But I overcome this
and date nervously, nonstop.
I have a nickname, that is
Genghis Khan
from the dating world.
There is no man who hasn't been beaten.
Genghis Khan.
Genghis Khan.
There are two types of men in this world.
Men who sleep with me,
and the man who will sleep with me.
Genghis Khan!
It is true.
But there is one person
which left a wound in the name of Genghis Khan.
More precisely
for six months when we were dating ...
no romance, we are dating.
During the six months we dated, we didn't do it.
Then why did I date this man for six months?
He is the opposite of the man who was dating.
The person I'm dating is just crazy about me
and always chasing me.
I know it's hard to believe, but it's like that.
Many people are mania, even though it doesn't feel common,
but I'm a maniac.
However, my ex-boyfriend
very different from the others.
He is the type of person who lives his life planned.
One day, the alarm rang at eight o'clock.
"Memorize 100 English words."
The phone rang again after 10 minutes.
"Do 200 push-ups."
He planned it all day like that.
He seems hard to come by, and not easy.
He looks cool.
But he is very conservative,
no physical affection for six months.
I will get angry every night thinking about this.
"Why don't you sleep with me?
Why?"
I gave him everything that should be good for men.
All kinds of food and medicine.
But won't wake up.
I mean, he didn't make decisions.
I'm not very clear there.
My fault.
One time, we drank together with my friend,
and my friend said we were watching a martial arts movie.
I asked the reason.
When I'm drunk,
I often touch my girlfriend.
So when I tried to touch my girlfriend, she kept blocking me.
Like this.
So, this man ...
he is like a scholar.
I can't stand it anymore,
so I asked him.
"When will we do it?
When do we sleep together? "
Because he was conservative, he was very surprised and said,
"How can you say that as a woman? Don't be so honest."
"If I'm not honest, you won't do it."
"It must occur naturally."
"You don't let that happen naturally!"
I also can't touch it this time.
He made a big deal.
"Na-rae.
Let's do it at Christmas. "
"Who are you, Santa, you jerk?
Are you, Santa? "
I can't stand it anymore.
I can't stand it anymore,
so I made a large photo.
I have prepared a couple vacation.
After playing in the water
we drink and have fun.
And for the most part,
I booked the inn separately from my friend's partner.
I have done.
And I kept it a secret.
Really.
I went there before and checked it.
It's a separate inn, so I told my friend to go there.
"Can you hear me?
Oh, oh, oh!
Alright, good. "
He heard nothing.
Alright, I'll do it tonight. I will do it with him!
We played in water all day.
then we drank, so he was tired.
And he fell asleep. But it's OK
I like to do it in the morning.
Really.
I like to do it in the morning.
I don't eat breakfast, but have morning sex.
I do it in the morning, it's fine.
So the next morning ...
You are always surprised.
It feels like I'm doing a monster show now.
You guys continue like this.
"Is it true?
What? Is that real? "
Yes, this is a true story. I will say again.
So, in the morning,
I opened my eyes at the inn, and the sunlight penetrated the window.
I lay with him.
He looked at me gently.
Then he took my hand and said,
"Na-rae.
Get in position. "
For a moment,
I think which position should I do.
This is the first time, should I do a normal position like this?
That's a shame, let's do it behind.
No, I'm a progressive woman.
Genghis Khan!
There were many ideas that I thought of at the time.
Then, my girlfriend
hold my hand
and woke me up.
Stand up?
Stand up?
So, I stood up.
He said, "Na-rae, stand up ...
and bend your knees.
Look far ahead.
And...
spread your arms.
This is the basic position of the wakeboard. "
We did the wakeboard the day before.
It was his first time doing a wakeboard and he was smart.
People who do it for the first time must practice on land too.
For two hours, I practiced in bed.
Left.
Correct. Down.
I did not sleep with him.
So...
IAM very angry.
So I drank
like crazy because a scholar doesn't like me drinking.
I was drunk and sent him a message.
I don't even know what I'm saying. "Blah blah blah."
Keep calling her.
He did not answer anything.
The next day, he sent me a long message.
LETTER FROM JEONG YAK-YONG FOR TWO DAUGHTERS who LOVE DRINKS
He really sent me this.
A letter from Dasan Jeong Yak-yong to his two drinking sons.
He sent it to me.
I'm not lying, he sent me this instead.
He didn't ask if I slept well or I was okay after drinking.
"Drinking is only good for bedwetting.
People who drink alcohol as if a cow drinks water
not wet their lips or tongue,
then put it in the throat.
They don't know the taste.
In short, people who like to drink
tend to die tragically once they get sick.
They can get alcohol poisoning all over his body,
and rot overnight.
They will be completely destroyed. "
I know he's a scholar,
but didn't know he was an impossible scholar.
Jeong Yak-yong sent to his children who like to drink, why did he send it to me?
Am I supposed to be his son or what?
So, the number one comes out and breaks up with him.
Well.
After that, this is what the female comedian talked about when we were together.
"The man who makes me happy is unemployment,
and men who have jobs
make me lonely.
And...
people who don't do it are just rubbish. "
Which man do you choose to date from these three choices?
You!
I have no girlfriend.
I can't do it.
Sorry, that is not possible.
Who will I choose from these three men?
I will date a man who wants to date me.
When I said I was often in touch,
many people want to know about my relationship.
My knowledge in teasing.
I keep on seducing.
Then, one of them passed.
Like this. When you fish,
some fish are caught through their bodies, not in their mouths.
Actually fishermen let them go,
but I caught them instead.
This is called lucky.
Thank you for being teasing and aggressive,
I'm dating a stranger too.
Of course. The earth is round.
If you walk straight ahead, you can meet all the men in the world.
This is from my favorite song.
Many people ask me.
"Are you good at English? Can you talk to them?"
Language is not important.
I can communicate with my body.
With my body.
I'm good at using my body.
That's the important thing.
I have relations with strangers,
and his name is James.
James is a 20-year-old Korean-American from the United States.
Yes.
He never lived in Korea,
so he doesn't speak Korean.
Like this.
"Hello.
I'm James.
Na-rae, Na-rae is beautiful.
The most beautiful Korean woman. "
Not exactly like this, but that's what it seems to me.
He is so funny.
James asked what I was doing,
so I told her, "I'm a female comedian (gagwoman)."
Female comedian (gagwoman)
He said, "What?
Gas pit?
Na-rae is a gas pit? "
Apparently, gagwoman is a broken word in English.
So, I corrected it.
"I'm a comedian. Comedians and gagwoman are the same."
James said, "Ah. Comedian.
Na-rae is the prettiest comedian.
Na-rae's gas hole is beautiful. "
I'm sure it's a compliment.
James and I dated for four days,
and James returned to the United States.
It's okay, the story isn't over.
It started like a long story, but do you think it will end soon?
It feels short, right?
No.
I can continue. This is not over.
We kept in contact after that.
People ask me what my relationship is with James.
I tell them
that he is a man I know.
When James heard that, he said,
"Na-rae.
You kissed the man you know? "
So I told her
"Don't you greet people like this abroad?"
He said, "Na-rae.
We don't use tongues to greet others. "
Why not?
We decided to date so that the tongue is more free.
Yes, we are dating.
That's an intense long distance relationship.
I really miss him,
so I went to America for two nights and three days.
Didn't you go to America for three days to see your boyfriend?
So, I went to America.
Everyone dreams of a melodramatic relationship.
I practically filmed a drama in America.
But that drama
turned out to be a bad soap opera.
Apparently, James is the only child of a very rich family.
The setting itself is dramatic.
When James's mother found out I was coming to America, he wanted to meet me.
So I left.
When I leave,
it turns out they have a very large restaurant.
When his mother saw me, he said,
"Na-rae. How old are you?"
I told him ... He's not like this, he looks like that.
He looks like that to me.
I said I was 28 years old, then he said,
"James is only 20 years old, and you're 28 years old?
Why does James have to date you? "
That's what he said, but I accepted it.
I didn't think he would say anything nice to me.
But James was very surprised.
James is a precious only son for 20 years.
How could her graceful mother say that?
He was angry and said,
"Ma'am! What did you do to Na-rae?"
He was very angry.
But the Korean is bad.
Anyway, the time is right.
James decided to go to the toilet.
And I was left alone with his mother.
This is a unique moment.
When we were left alone, he said to me,
"Na-rae.
Break up with my son when you return to Korea. "
If it's a morning drama series, a female character will say,
"All right, ma'am."
But it is not a morning TV show.
So I looked at him and said,
"Ma'am.
Why break up? I will break up with him if I want to break up with him.
You don't need to be dizzy. "
When I say that, elegant and elegant mother
who wears a ring on his ten fingers
who has wavy hair ...
His hair did not move even though he was angry, must have been styled well.
Her mother...
pouring water on my face with his hand wearing ten rings.
James watched this as soon as he came out of the toilet.
James was angry and shouted at his mother.
"Mother, you're evil!
Na-rae is a famous gas pit in Korea! "
He was very angry and his Korean was very bad.
When his mother heard James speak, he was very angry
and passed out.
Imagine how surprised he is. He was his favorite son for 20 years
and he loves Korean gas holes.
Very surprising.
James left his parents,
and come to Korea with me.
It is true. So, we are happy together
and one day,
we went to a club in Busan.
We had fun, and I was very drunk.
I'm very excited.
I'm very excited,
I did a strange dance until there was a hole in my pants.
Be aggressive like this.
I do a strange dance
with another man.
You are naughty.
When I'm drunk, everything looks the same.
I am so sorry.
And James saw it. I don't know why he keeps looking.
James saw it
and he was very angry.
He was angry with me and said, "Na-rae!
You ugly bitch. "
I've never cursed him, but he cursed me.
"James, don't curse."
"What? I want to go, you jerk."
James became very angry and could not take it anymore
and he said he would return to America.
The next day, I realized I couldn't let him go.
So, I called him.
"James, let's meet and talk in person."
"No.
I don't want to see your face. You're very upset, aren't you? "
The Korean language used to be very bad.
I said, "James.
'Upset' is a bad word. "
And he said,
"So what?
I will use the word annoyed.
I broke up with you, went to a club and kissed a 20-year-old girl.
I'll play wild like you, you jerk. "
I cried when he said that.
It is because...
I am very proud.
Wow
His Korean is improving.
Park Na-rae, good work teaching her!
He uses the words "upset" and "jerk" very well, very contextual.
"You want to upset me, don't you? You jerk."
These are not serious oaths, but I am very angry!
Wow! I'm still angry.
Many people think of "alcohol" when thinking of me.
They think I'm always drunk without thinking,
and that is not entirely wrong.
But even when I drink,
I have a purpose and philosophy.
When I drink,
I always have two goals. First,
make one person drunk.
Second, send two people to a nice place.
True!
When I drink,
I always match the head ...
Sorry, I'm too excited.
I always match the number of people.
For all women, even if you are drunk,
don't get drunk yourself. Nothing will happen.
When you are drunk, don't get drunk yourself
and go to nice places with other people.
And I have the expertise for that.
Do you want to know?
OK.
When I use this skill,
the success rate is very high.
I call this skill Suzy's.
Because I used this skill since I was 20 years old,
and Suzy from Architecture 101 used this skill.
And Suzy's expertise is better than Na-rae's, right?
This is called Suzy's expertise, but she doesn't know this.
You can use this skill
when you are alone with the man you like.
First, bounce back and forth.
What is his first expertise? Bouncing back and forth.
What goes back and forth? You guys go back and forth.
Then do the movements holding the temple.
"What's wrong with me today?"
After doing this for ten minutes,
second is bouncing left and right. What is that?
Bouncing left and right.
Bouncing left and right is left and right like this.
Like this.
"Hey!"
Then scan her thighs.
Touch the man's thigh.
Touch it.
That's the way to do it.
What is the next skill? 45 degree
What is that? 45 degree
That's for ...
leaning on a man's shoulder at a 45 degree angle.
What's important is
not leaning like this, but leaning like this.
You have to lean 45 degrees up to the man's shoulder.
My breath reaches his cheek.
Like this.
The man becomes curious then turns and looks at your lips.
You guys just kiss right away!
Really. It seems like you don't trust me,
but this skill works nine out of ten times.
It worked nine out of ten times
and the only scholars who did not succeed.
I can not.
I smile like this
but he pushed me.
I immediately realized.
I'm talking about alcohol now,
and honestly talk ...
when adult men and women drink together, what will they do?
Physical affection. What else?
Sex?
Very good.
Just having fun last night.
That is not my story.
This is not about me.
This is about my friend.
My friend!
Her size is also full B.
One day, I ...
OK, I understand.
I keep getting confused, so this is actually my friend's story,
but I'll tell you that's my story.
Honestly, this is not my story. But pretending it's my story.
For your convenience.
Okay, I did it.
Are you happy now?
Come on
Just having fun last night.
Just last night! Very good.
One day, I drank like a dog with a man I'd never met.
It's embarrassing to talk about myself.
This is the story of my friend.
With strangers,
I got one night and it's cool.
It should be cool, right?
I did it and it was cool! I slept with that man.
woke up the next morning in a motel room and didn't remember anything.
Usually in situations like this, I act calm
and don't wake him up. I secretly wore my clothes, and ...
I can't stick after sleeping with a man. What if I do?
So, I tried to get out.
Because he fell asleep, I secretly wore my clothes
and trying to get out.
This is my friend's story.
So...
I secretly wear my clothes
and try out.
But somehow,
I want to see that man's face.
So...
I quietly returned and lifted the blanket where the man slept.
He is very handsome.
He is really my type.
Wow So...
I took my clothes off carefully.
That is my big story.
Because I like to do it in the morning.
So...
I lay, waiting for him to wake up.
I heard he woke up.
And he doesn't remember anything. He must be embarrassed too.
He secretly dressed and prepared to come out.
So I thought it was all over,
but just like me,
he was curious.
He quietly returned to bed, wearing his clothes.
Then carefully lifted the blanket ...
He saw my face
and put it down.
Lock the door.
So mean.
No, that woman said she was bad.
This is my friend's story.
This is about my friend.
Friends.
I always say this about a relationship.
Do not save it, in vain.
Do what you want.
You can't help it if there really is a problem.
It is okay.
What if you are tired? What if you are experienced?
I can tell the man I met first.
He is a stranger ...
You guys don't mind this? He is your girlfriend. Not him?
Two men who are here together?
You come here alone?
Give him a big round of applause.
You are okay?
Are you having fun?
I am happy.
If I find a man I like,
I tell him.
Come on
"I like you, let's do it.
Let's talk about it. "Here's how to do it.
Why I do everything I want
and say if there's something I want?
I began to think like this
because of my high school friend.
I was a bit naive when I was in high school.
And all my friends are naive.
But high school girls are very interested in sex, right?
One day, we gathered and talked about obscene stories.
Then a friend said, "On the first night of marriage,
what do I do when my husband tells me to suck his cock? "
We say, "No! How gross!
Why did you suck it? He peed with it!
This is so disgusting! What if the pee pops out? "
We all went crazy.
It was shocking to hear that for the first time.
But my friend is the class president
the model student
set his glasses
and say,
"If my husband tells me to suck his cock,
I will say this to him.
"You suck it first
Let's suck first! "
Since then, I told men to suck my cock first.
I don't talk like that. I'm a polite person.
"If it's okay, you want to suck my cock first?"
I'm a very polite person.
You will be surprised.
The female entertainer talking about sucking his cock first?
You won't hear it anywhere else. I'm also confused if it's okay.
That...
I'm grateful because you enjoyed my story.
It would be great if everyone liked my story, but some people would think,
"How can women talk like that?"
After my training, someone asked me this.
"Did Park Na-rae quit the entertainment business?
Is he retired? "
Several TV show producers are here now.
They came to check whether I was retired
or if I can continue to live.
But friends.
This is my opinion.
This woman, a man who ...
Don't be limited in frame. You only live once, right?
Let's do what we want!
Try it, and if it's not good, stop! That's the way to live.
Friends, it won't be embarrassing if you do it often.
It's a shame if you never do it.
Of course.
After the event,
you guys will search for my name on the internet, right?
There will be related search words.
After you watch my program,
I want you to search for this keyword next to my name.
WHORE
Wait! Wait!
Hey, jerk!
Who are you?
Are you a great scholar?
Who are you?
The lights aren't all on yet.
Wait, excuse me.
Use all the lights. Are you using 110 volts?
Turn on the light, sir.
You are not listening to me.
Alright, now.
Like girls, Park Na-rae.
This is what likes girls, Park Na-rae!
LIKE PARK NA-RAE GIRL
Subtitles translation by Mannypoi