Paranormal Island (2014) - full transcript

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MAN: Isolated in the middle
of Grass Lake, Illinois,

is a man-made island bar
known as Blarney Island.

It's been there for
over a hundred years.

It started out as a trading
post for booze running,

gamblers, and gangsters who
would travel up from Chicago.

Once they arrived to the lake,
they would catch a ride

on one of the shuttle
boats to the island.

This made for a perfect hideout because the only way in

was by boat.



Lookouts could see local
authorities coming

from a mile away.

As legend has it,
the island is haunted.

It reportedly happened
after a card game

when two local bar owners
found themselves competing

for the same customers.

What transpired
that fateful night

has affected thousands
ever since.

Here is one possible
explanation of how the bar

also became known as
Paranormal Island.

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Why don't you settle down,
Sammy, have a drink.

It's 'cause my neighbor's
a pain in my ass.

My, my, now I see how your
little bar stays afloat.



[chuckling]

I raise.

With what?

You already gave me your boat.

[laughing]

That boat was a pain in my ass.

Just like it's new owner.

Bet's to you.

But since you haven't
got anything left,

I guess that's that.

Hold on a second.

Enough's enough.

I'll bet you the deed
to the island

against the deed to your place
right now.

Nobody leaves the table.

Too much for ya?

I've just been waiting
for you to ask.

I call.

I got you!

You're out on your ass!

This is what you get when you
put your bar right next to mine.

Now I'll torch that dump down.

Yep, once again, you did it.

Oh yeah, I did it alright.

I did it.

Came up short...

Straight still beats a flush.

Drinks are on me...in my house.

[laughing]

I told you you should have
called it and gone home.

No, no, no, that's not right,
that's not right!

You cheated me, he cheated me!

You cheated me!

It was fair and square.

No, he cheated, he cheated.

Nice job, boss.

First off, a toast, to my bar,
a mile away from reality.

[gunshot]

[screaming]

Thanks for saving me
the trouble.

Throw him in the lake.

As much as I'm
enjoying the view,

why don't you put that away
and go start the boat?

I like seeing the
little bastard's blood.

[eerie music]

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[floor creaking]

I said, go start the boat!

[floor creaking]

Who's there?

[creaking]

I said, who's there?

[creaking]

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Who's there?

[screaming]

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[water splashing]

Did you hear that?

It was nothing....probably just
the water splashing the dock.

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You hear that?

Just some kid.

Sound, it echoes
across this lake.

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Let's go.

I don't like it here.

Yeah, yeah, ok.

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Cori, Cori, come on.

Cori!

[motor starting]

Come on, Cori.

Throw the rope.

It's ok.

Let's go!

I'm trying!

The line is snagged
on something.

[motor revving]

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[screaming]

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Chopper 12, are you there?

MAN:
Copy that.

Just looking at another
rookie boater out here.

And Chopper 12,
you are live in 3, 2...

Good evening to all.

We are usually doing traffic
right now, but today,

we're sneaking away to Blarney
Island for a look at

some real fun as we
head across the lake.

WOMAN: You're starting
early out there, huh?

It's never too early.

Skies are clear,
water a cool 68,

air temp still a
blistering 82 degrees.

But I guess I should leave
the weather to the pros

back with you.

Good idea.

Well, it's going to be crowded
out here this weekend

so enjoy yourself.

And remember, a sober
boater is a safe boater.

That's it?

No traffic report?

Oh, we're getting there.

What a rough job you have.

Now, get back to work.

10-4.

Heading east now to take
a look at the highways.

Sure you are.

I say we land at the island
next time and get a closer look.

Do that and we'll
never see you again.

Very possible.

Over and out.

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Dude, it better not rain.

Where's your cousin?

Ron is the boss.

He's sending us a ride.

This place is cool.

Yeah!

Hey, nice purse, Bro.

Hey, relax,
it's a satchel.

Hey, be careful.

How's it goin'?

Let's see if we
can find our ride.

Whoa, what's with
the camera, Bro?

Rule one, always be ready.

Not my number one,
but alright.

Yo, two birds, one stone.

Capture footage of a
reported haunted place,

make a little bit of cash.

Well, what's that got
to do with birds?

Huh?

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Yo, check it.

Townie chick.

Townie chick, Bro.

[laughing]

What's up, Doll?

[laughing]
Doll!

Wow, I don't know
how that didn't work?

Good try.

The camera freaked
her out, ya perv.

Nice...

I don't want to get fired
before I even start.

I'm just doing a little
pregame, ya know?

I'm going to do a little
research, ya know?

Hey, who are
we waiting for?

Yeah, listen to this.

So there have been over 70 some
odd reports of boat deaths,

drownings, or missing persons
out here over the past 50 years.

Solid.

Since the early '60s, there have
been reports of apparitions

and ghost encounters, yet
none have ever been recorded.

I call BS.

Me too.

Hey, give me
the camera.

Yo, this is what you
need to be filming, Bro.

This is such bullshit.

Hey, when you gonna graduate,
and get a steady job

so we can get some real cash
for our own boat?

We can get...

what's this we stuff?

You are going to finally
graduate some day, right?

Yeah man, I just gotta ace
my thesis and that's it.

Thesis...huh.

It's my report
about disproving

paranormal occurrences
with video.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing, dude?

Ohhhh...
you're busted.

No, that's not...

Dude, you're going to get
me in trouble, man.

C'mon.

Oh, no she didn't...

No way.

I know you
like that.

She wants me, bro.

Alright,
Lori, let's go.

We caught a ride.

Should have gotten
one from them.

Are you Ron's cousin?

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Hey, I'm actually
Ron's cousin.

Give me a hand.

How's it goin'?

You need our help
with anything?

[motor starting]

Here we go again.

How long of
a drive is it?

Shit!

Weird people
out here, bro.

You can say that again.

I got it, honey.

Usually people
introduce themselves

when they board a boat.

Uh, yeah.

You're the
employees, right?

Bartenders.

Pardon me,
bartender employees.

I'm Carl, I'm your ride.

Grab a seat.

I'm Lori, this is Mike,
and that's Jerry.

I won't remember those.

There's so many faces out
here, they come and go...

Ivy, you work on
the Island, too?

Yeah, I actually grew
up right around here.

Cool.

Hey, uh, Jerry, right?

Lose the vest.

The cops are going to
think you're drunk.

Dude?

C'mon...

[laughing]

You all start tonight?

Yeah, first night.

No training?

No.

They are replacing the
ones that didn't come back.

Nothing like live bait.

What happened over there?

There's always something
going on out here.

Looks like
somebody crashed.

Something like that.

That's too bad.

Hey Mike, cops don't like
it when you videotape them.

This kind of thing
happens all summer.

So many people partying.

So I've read...

Ron said there are a lot of
accidents that happen out here.

Oh yeah...

Maybe because there is
a bar in the middle of

a freaking lake, Carl.

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Yep, it's a bar in
the middle of the lake.

The infamous haunted island bar.

Hey, you guys look
ripe for advice,

I'm going to give you some.

Get off this island
after closing.

What?

Why?

Nothing good
happens after hours.

People lose respect for this
place and act careless.

C'mon, after hours, that's when
all the real fun happens, Carl.

Not on this island.

Wait, what time does
this place close?

Midnight.

Lame...should go
'til sunrise, huh?

This place is huge.

Well, you ain't
seen nothing yet.

Remember this...

don't give anything away,
don't steal anything,

and get off this island
after hours.

Gotcha, Carl.

Thank you for the ride.

Is it cool if we leave
our stuff on the boat?

Yep.

Ivy, I'm going to dock
the boat around back.

Gotcha.

How ya doin', Bud?

Whoa, Joe-Bob,
we're the bartenders.

Uh, yeah, you can let them in.

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Hey!

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What's up,
how you doin'?

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How's it goin'?

I'm Jerry,
what's your name?

Nice to meet you.

Catch you later.

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How you doin', bro?

Hello? Hola?

No, no, no.

Jerry, this way.

Hello, hey Sheila,
they're here.

Uh, hi guys.

You must be the
newbies, I'm Sheila.

Hey, I'm Lori, that's
Mike and Jerry.

Hey, what's up, I'm Jerry.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Cool, welcome.

Well, I'll see you
guys out there.

See ya.

Ooohhh,

Dude, check this out.

This is Blarney Island in 1932.

Yep, it's been here for
over a hundred years.

Ha, creepy and homegrown
right there, dude.

Not too many branches
on that family tree.

[humming "Dueling Banjos"]

[laughter]

This one says, "Leave
your guns at the door."

Yeah, except for Capone.

"Local man takes his own life."

Wait, he killed
himself here?

Shot himself.

That's the rumor.

So Ivy, do you
live out here?

Does your family?

Ah...yeah, they used to.

They moved
and you didn't?

They decided to move
back to civilization.

Ah...no, they didn't.

So, your family
moved, but didn't?

Ah, yeah actually,
my sister Janet,

and my parents, they drowned
when I was a kid.

I'm sorry to
hear that.

Boating accident?

Ah, sure.

You could call it that.

Well, I'm going
to go find Ron.

Sucks...

What were you thinking taking
them past the boat wreck?

I didn't, Carl did.

Great, just what I need,
more scared off workers.

Look, just send them
to the outside bar,

I'll be there
in a minute, ok?

Okay.

Damn.

Hey guys, Ron's waiting
for you at the outside bar.

That way.

Cool.

See you later.

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Hey, hey!

You all ready?

Hi, I'm Lori.

I'm Guy, saw you earlier.

I saw you, too.

[laughter]

Welcome.

Oh my goodness.

Who are these for?

Good time.

Shots?

Yeah!

Yeah, you don't like shots?

I do not drink
when I work.

Well, you guys ready?

Welcome to hell, shots
are on me, everyone.

Cheers.

ALL:
Cheers!

That was good.

[laughing]

Still carrying that
camera everywhere, huh?

Hey Ronnie!

Good to see you, man.

You too, Mike.

Thanks for the jobs.

Hey, great timing, man.

You called right when I
had a couple of openings.

So it worked out perfectly.

Hey guys, this is
Ron, my cousin.

The owner of the place
and our new boss.

Welcome to Blarney Island.

And you are?

I'm Lori, I go to
school with Mike.

Nice job, good work there, pal.

No, no, no,
we're just friends.

No, no, I mean,
you're still in school?

C'mon, dude, isn't that
kind of milking it?

Hell yeah, it's been
like six years, right?

Five!

Five years and I graduate
this summer in criminology.

Ohh, Officer Mike.

Don't forget,
we're still family...

No, no, no.

Not an officer,
forensic specialist

with a focus on paranormal.

Very nice.

After six years
of college, dude,

you can call it
whatever you want.

Happy to be here, man.

Hey uh, you know you're really
going to do great out here.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah, for sure.

Can't wait.

Hey Roy, how about you buy us
a drink before we start, yeah?

Lined up,
ready to go.

Go ahead, and by the way,
it's Ron, not Roy.

Yeah, right Chief.

Drinks?

Alright guys...

Cheers, cheers.

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Are there any party animals
in the house?

[crowd yelling]

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Hey, if you don't have
a drink in your hand,

grab one and let's have a toast.

To the Island!

[cheering]

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Hey folks, the last shuttle
leaves at midnight

so drink 'til they're cute!

[cheering]

Hey!

Mikey!

Good to see you.

You too.

Um, I'm looking
for the stockroom.

Do you know where it's at?

Yeah man, it's down
there and to the, to the,

yeah, it's down
there to the right.

Left, it's to the left.

To the left.

Maybe you should actually,
uh, try working.

Just a thought.

Whoops.

Think about it.

[clearing throat]

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Mike,
bartender.

Stacy.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Hey guys...
stockroom?

Probably here.

[sighing]

Hey!

That's real funny...ha ha!

Jerry?

Hey! Hey!
Turn the lights back on.

I can't see!

There's a bartender
in the back. Hello?

Hello?

Can someone please turn
the lights back on?

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[door creaking]

Shit...

What are you
doing back here?

Umm...looking for cups.

I'm a bartender.

Cups?

Mike, have you ever
worked in a bar before?

Yeah, yeah...I...
yeah...um...a few...

it's my first time.

I'm going to ask
you again, Mike.

What are you doing
on the island?

I just...
my friends and I,

we needed a job
for the summer.

Ron's my cousin, so...

And you're going to
stick to that story?

Well, yeah.

But I'm also doing
research for school.

Research?
I got it.

No, I...I'm, I'm doing research
on the paranormal

and uh, I'm focusing
on The Caretaker.

You are, huh?

I read online that, that um,
that he killed himself

and now he haunts the island.

So you're doing research to find
out if the island is haunted.

Yeah.

Huh, I've been working here off
and on since I was a teenager.

I never saw anything.

That's good.

So nothing, I mean, nothing,
nothing weird or unexplainable?

People make up stories.

They make up lies and they
tell a lie over and over

and over again
until you believe it.

This island is not haunted.

People make this up for
publicity so more people come.

So you're saying that
The Caretaker is not real.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

A lot goes on on this lake.

Most people don't talk about
it because shit happens,

accidents happen.

And then people make up stories
to make themselves feel better.

There's nothing on this island.

See, I'm actually trying
to disprove paranormal.

So this helps my case.

You are, huh?

So by not finding anything,
you prove your case?

Yeah, exactly.

Whoa, what a world.

Hey, um, could I grab my camera?

I want to film an old guy
like you talking about

how The Caretaker
is not real.

Whoa...The Caretaker...

[chuckling]

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Last call.

Why don't you go pretend that
you know what you're doing

and get back to work.

Nice, uh...
talking with you, Carl.

Yeah, me too.

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Hey!

Whoa!

Easy there cuz, you ok?

Yeah...I'm sorry, I was just
hustling back to the bar.

Alright man.

Well, tell your guys
wrap it up.

Good job tonight.

Hey, thanks.

Okay folks, time
to finish 'em up!

You don't have to go home
but you gotta get

the hell out of here.

And take me with you.

Here you go.

Hey Lori,
you all done?

Hey, yeah, I think Guy got tired
of redoing all my drink orders

so he said he'd
wrap it up for me.

Hey Sheila, that's it,
we're closed.

Thanks, guys.

Hey, don't you get tired
of guys staring at you

up and down all night?

No, if they stop staring,
the tips stop coming.

Yeah, I have the same problem
with chicks checking me out.

I just feel like
a piece of meat.

Yeah, if you'd actually
bartend a little, you know,

you might not lose your
job on the first night.

Oh, he's fine.

We had a couple of
kids quit yesterday

so we really
need you guys.

Why?

Uh, I don't know.

It gets crazy,
too much pressure,

it happens all the time.

But you're making
awesome tips?

Definitely, but
uh, we earn them.

Well, nothing's going to
keep me from quitting.

Well good.

I am done.

Ready for one?

Oh yes, please.

You work here?

Uh yeah, I've been your
waitress all night.

Yeah, I knew that.

Whoa, hey, hey.

Hey Mike.

Hey.

Uh...yeah, so um...Ron...
Ron said we are done.

We can chill.

Yeah, you guys should
go hang out on his boat.

Yeah, let's chill,
count our cash.

Give me that, give me
that, Ron cashes us out.

Yeah, plus his
20 percent.

At least, probably
more for you.

-- To the boat.
-- To the boat.

Seriously?

It's done, time
for some fun!

Okay.

This is gonna
be so good.

Oh yeah.

Did you even work
tonight, Jerry?

I worked, I worked.

First night,
you guys survive?

Barely, but I liked it.

Hell yeah, I could
do that all day.

What about you, college?

You alright?

Yeah, I'm great.

Made a little bit of cash.

Got some time to make some
more footage for my thesis.

So this summer's
it, huh?

After college, off
to conquer the world.

Yeah, got to get a real job.

Can't bartend my whole life.

Real job?

Yeah, I'll do this
my whole life, so...

That came off wrong.

I just, uh, bartending
isn't for me.

Oh, but it is for me.

It's a hard job, Mike.

Have a little respect.

You know, Mike, before
you go judging people,

you should probably
understand them first.

Just because you went to college
doesn't really make you

a better person than me.

Oh, and I uh, I,
I love my real job.

I just meant that it's
not the kind of job for me.

I want something more tangible.

I want a family someday,
so I need security,

I need a career...
A real one.

Whoa! Family, what
happened to my homie?

I can't even imagine
having a family

or anything long term.

I don't really understand
people like you.

Book smarts, no real
life experiences,

just opinions.

That's an interesting
way to live.

No, I never said that my way
was the right way for everyone,

but if you plan ahead,
life turns out better.

But if you live in a book world,

nothing unexpected
can ever happen.

Trust me, in the real world,
things don't really happen

the way you plan it, see?

How can you, how can you
say in the real world?

I have news for you, this lake
life, this isn't the real world.

You're right.

I should've planned my
life a little better.

Maybe I could have planned
for the loss of my parents

and my sister,
too, asshole.

Jeez, what's your problem?

Damn...we almost saw
a cat fight, Lori.

Dude...

Here we go, relax
Francis, you know.

I mean, just...

I wasn't trying to
like start something,

I was just trying
to prove a point.

Just sit, drink,
and relax.

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Hey.

Hey.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

It's pretty
cold down here.

Hmm, yeah.

Temperature really
drops here at nighttime.

Is it going to
take any longer?

Yeah, actually, I don't
know what he's doing.

Let's go check.

Yo, we're on
the clock, right?

Ha! I wish.

It's kinda creepy
when no one's out here.

What is he doin'?

Homework.

Alright, this is the
actual lake area reported

to have seen apparitions.

We are in the middle,
on the island, after hours.

But as I suspected, nothing
out of the ordinary.

Nerd.

Earlier, we were able to
read some official documentation

hanging from the wall
which initiates the so-called

"haunted bar theory."

Another case of stories of
the past being exaggerated

and changed through time.

Whoo, ghosts.

Once again,
my theory is proven.

I have to pee.

I should go find Ron.

Yeah, see ya.

See ya.

Let's get another
bottle, bro.

Empty, let's go.

Empty, let's go?

Yeah.

Back to the bar?

Yeah.

Alright, brother,
let's do it.

I can get some more
footage in there.

There you go.

Hey, wait up!

Yeah!

Whoa!

I'm gonna get you.

Hey Ron, are you there?

Trying to leave.

Ron?

So what are you doing later?

Down, boy.

I gotta go to the,
uh, to the office.

Intercom's not working.

Mikey, I could
totally hit that.

I know, I know.

But you know what they say,
don't shit where you eat...

You know what they say,
when in France...

No, they say...

it's Rome, Jerry.

Rome what?

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What the hell, guys?

Hey...alright man,
turn the lights back on.

I didn't do it.

Jerry, just turn...of course,
turn 'em back on, man.

It's not funny.

Like I really want to be
stuck in the dark with you?

Where's the switch at?

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C'mon! Guys!

Jesus.

[door creaking]

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[gasping]

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Hey guys?

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[screaming]

Hey Mike!

Mike?

Hey, was that Lori?

I don't know,
I can't see.

There's gotta be a
flashlight here, right?

Mike!

Lori, over here!

Where?

At the bar.

Just follow my voice.

Who shut the lights off?

Who do you think?

Jerry!

I didn't do it.

Hey, the power's
been shut off.

Yeah.

Which means they shut it
off from the mainland.

Where's Ron?

He's the only one
that can do that.

So he's at
the mainland?

Yes.

He left?

Well, he's got our money.

Yeah, the cash is
still there guys.

Let me just grab the flashlight.

Well, I'm having
one on him first.

[banging]

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What the hell was that?

Shhh.

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[screaming]

Who's there?

I don't have any money!

Andy?

Huh?

Andy!

Yeah, it's Andy.
Who's you? Ivy?

Yeah!

Who else is here?

No one.

Yeah?

I passed out.

Yeah.

What time is it?

It's like 2:00 AM
or something.

No one else is here?

No, just us.

What, are you guys high?

Everyone knows we can't be
here after the island closes.

Relax, we're going back soon.

Well, since we're here...

Wait, wait, wait,
seriously,

we're the only
ones here?

Yeah, chill dude, it's fine.

Yeah, well uh,
I've heard stories.

That's why I've never
worked here before.

My man, have a drink, okay?

Let's make the most of it.

So hey, what stories
have you heard?

Andy, shut it.

Just shit.

What kind of shit?

I gotta see if
anyone else is here.

After party after all.

They'll be there
for hours, trust me.

All right, cool.

I'm going to get some more
footage and then we'll go.

C'mon.

See you guys there.

This island has been
here over 100 years.

There have been many
mysterious deaths

and missing person reports.

[burping]

Dude, are you serious?

Just give me a second, dude.

My bad.

The townies, I mean, the locals
passionately believe

that this ghost is real even
though they haven't given

or seen any proof
of a real ghost...

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Hello?

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Hey Mikey, Mikey.

Mikey, wait up.

Mikey, Mikey!

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Mike...

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Mikey!

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Mike...Mikey?

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Mike...

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Mike...

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Mikey...

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Mike!

What?

Yo, this place is
creeping me out.

C'mon, let's get
out of here, bro.

Huh?

[laughter]

Hey guys...

Hey, yo DJ.

You were just by
the bathroom, right?

Huh?

By the bathroom...you?

No.

By the way, there's
no boats at the docks.

Ours is out back.

Where?

On the lower deck.

There's no boat.

What about
on the side?

Guys, there's
no boat out there.

No way, man,
come on.

No way! No Way!

Where's the boat?

Told you.

Ron's gonna
kill me.

Where is it?

I didn't take it!

Jerry, stop.

He couldn't have hidden
it in two minutes, man.

It must have gotten
away from the dock.

With what,
the wind?

Or the locals.

Give me that...

What?

I didn't drop it!

Ugh!

Damn it!

This cannot
be happening!

I don't think anyone
would steal it.

♪

This is bad.

This is really bad.

We need to wave down a
passing boat and get help.

Yeah, let's wave
down a passing boat.

Yeah, so we can get
the hell out of here!

We got a better chance
of him getting laid

than us seeing a passing
boat at this hour.

At least we're stuck on an
island with two pretty girls.

It's not the time.

What about
the shoreline?

No, it's too far.

No, it's not
that far.

He can make it,
right?

It's a mile away!

I could make it.

Andy, it's too far.

♪

Okay you guys, this is how
people die out here, seriously.

Relax, Grim Reaper.

It's a couple
hundred yards away.

Andy!

I think I can make it.

Yeah, and then the undertow
will take you

three miles that way.

Yeah, Ivy's right,
let's not chance it.

No.

You sure?

Yeah, man, it's just not
worth risking, let's go.

C'mon guys.

♪

♪

♪

♪

[screaming]

Lori!

Mike!

Lori, what happened?

I saw a little...
girl.

A what?
You saw a girl?

Where?

Under the dock...

Under the dock?

Calm down, Lori, you're
just seeing that shit.

Look at her...
she saw something.

It's okay, we're going to walk
you back inside, alright?

It's okay.

Have a seat.

Don't they have a phone here?

Does anybody got a cell?

No, there's no land
lines on the island.

I still don't
have service.

We could try the roof.

Let's try
something, please?

It's worth a shot.

How do we get up there?

This way, c'mon.

We'll be right back, guys.

Just hang here.

Hey, come right back,
you two.

So we're just going to sit here?

Drinks...

Seriously?

I know Lori could use one.

I don't want one.

Wow, I can't believe
we have a bar to ourselves

and both of you aren't in.

We need to figure
a way out of here.

We're screwed.

Cheers to me.

What is wrong
with you?

It might help you calm
down a little bit.

I don't
want anything.

I want to get off
this island, okay?

Wow.

See any boats?

Nope.

♪

Do you have a signal?

Yeah, yeah.

It's faint but...
I can try.

There is nobody
out here.

[phone beeping]

Cut out...

[groaning]

And now it's gone.

We gave it a shot...

I can't believe
we're stuck out here.

I know.

We should go back.

One hell of a first
day at work.

I'm sorry.

Anything?

Nope.

Shit!

This is all your fault, Ivy.

What?

Well, you're in charge.

I didn't do anything.

The boat's gone,
Ron left us, whatever.

It's not my fault.

So Ron's coming
back, right?

No, he probably thinks
that we're home.

Ron is going
to freak!

No, it's fine, okay,
we just need to think.

Hey Lori...

So, what did you see out there?

Shut up!

C'mon! It's for Mike's thesis.

Stop it.

Gosh...

Guys, we need to find a boat.

So why don't we all go outside,
comb the docks,

see what we can find.

You might have a
drinking problem.

Nope, no problem
drinking that one.

[clanking]

♪

Is there someone
in the corner?

Where?

Right there?

There's nothing there.

You guys are
losing it.

You guys are
freaking me out.

Stop it, Mike.

I'm serious.

Look...

Do you guys
see that?

♪

No wonder they say this
place is haunted, it is.

Hello?

Who's there?

Can you hear us?

Mike, seriously,
you're scaring us.

I see it.

Shhh.

[garbled voice]

Yo, did you hear that?

[garbled voice]

Shhhh, you guys hear that?

Who said that?

[garbled voice]

Shit!

Are you guys
messing with me?

Seriously!

He's coming...

♪

[garbled voice]

Who the hell was that?

I don't care.

I'm fine
not knowing.

I heard that, too.

Where did it go?

I'll play it back,
I'll play it back.

You have to turn it
all the way up.

GIRL'S VOICE:
Run!

Oh my gosh!

That doesn't prove anything.

[clanking]

[screaming]

♪

We got to find a boat.

We got to go.

It's a boat!

Or bait...

Think we'd make it?

I would not
try to swim.

Hell yeah,
I can make it.

C'mon Andy,
it's dangerous.

Relax, okay,
let him go.

I think he should do it.

I don't know, man.

Dude, I'm going.

Andy! Don't man, c'mon.

Go, go, go.

[splashing]

Come on, Andy.

[cheering]

Swim buddy, swim.

Let's go, Andy!

C'mon, Andy!

Come on, Andy!

Yeah, come on.

You got it!

Let's go, buddy!

C'mon, Andy!

He's gonna
make it, bro.

Let's go, Andy!

♪

Did he make it?

Where is he?

Dude, where did he go?

Where is he?

Did he make it?

Andy?

There he is!
Andy!

He made it.

Ha-ha! Whoo!

Yeah!

Oh my God!

Hell yeah!

I told you I'd make it!

[cheering]

Hurry it up and get
your ass over here!

[screaming]

[splashing]

[screaming]

Andy!

[screaming and yelling]

Mike! Mike!

No, don't go out there!

Mike! Mike!

Get back here!

Andy!

Mike! Don't go out there!

Mikey, let's go!

What's going on?

Lori...What, what is it?

What?

♪

Lori, what is it?

Janet?

What?

Is that you, Janet?

Who's Janet?

It's my sister.

It's my sister.

She's the one that drowned.

[crying]

[whispering]
The Caretaker's coming.

[sobbing]

♪

♪

[screaming]

Lori! Lori!

Get inside now!

No, no, I can't
leave Lori!

No! Let's go!

The Caretaker's coming,
we have to go!

No, no, I can't
leave Lori!

No! No!

Do you want to die?

Get inside now!

What are we doing?

What is going on?

We're leaving Lori?

What are we
thinking about?

What is going on?

There's a legend that
the Caretaker's soul

protects the island
late at night.

That is not real!

What do you think
it is, huh?

Lori!

Mike, no, no!

Mike, don't!
Don't, don't!

[inaudible]

I don't think so.

[clanking]

♪

Someone's in here
with us.

I know.

[clanking]

Janet, stop it!

[clanking]

Janet, is that you?

Is that your sister?

Yes!

It's the same girl on
the dock, she's in here.

Some kid ghost
killed Lori and Andy?

No, I don't
think so.

[clanking]

She's locking the
doors to protect us.

[screaming]

Go, go!

♪

Shhhh.

[growling]

Did you hear that?

Shhh, what is that?

Oh my God...

Shut up, Jerry!

[creaking]

[gasping]

What?

Janet...

Run...

Run!

Wait, what is it?

C'mon, up here.

♪

♪

It's a boat!

No, no,
it's a trap.

We don't have
a choice.

No, Mike, no.

Mike! No!

[screaming]

Jerry!

He'll be back.

The window.

Where?

Up there, there.

♪

C'mon.

[motor buzzing]

♪

Come on.

This one, this is the one.

We have to break it.

We have to break the lock.

Nobody's been up here in years.

Why?

What is it?

It's the Caretaker's old room.

Okay.

Let's find something.

Watch out.

♪

♪

♪

This is the
Caretaker's room?

Yeah.

This is where he used
to stay when he would

come to the island.

♪

♪

♪

Here's to single living,
double drinking and...cheers.

[laughter]

Help! Help!

Hey, they need help!
They need help!

You gotta help!

Whoa, whoa, bro.

Relax!

C'mon man, you gotta
get out to the island!

It's closed.

No, you don't understand.

My friends and I were left
out there accidentally.

Who?

My friends and Ivy.

Just get out there before
something bad happens to them!

Ivy?

Alright, alright,
calm down.

We'll go check it out,
but if you're lying,

I'm calling the cops.

Fine! Call them!
Call them now!

Let's go, please!

Let's go! C'mon!
We gotta go!

They're out there,
let's go, c'mon!

Shut Up.

C'mon!

Shut up.

You shut up!
Let's go!

Settle down,
settle down.

Let's go!

What, what are
you doing?

Get in.

No! No!

I'm not going!
I'm not going!

No!

Shut up.

Get in.

No! I can't go!

I can drag you.

I can't go! No!

Shut up.

No!

You gonna get in?

Wait, don't!

Now get in...or I'll
drag your ass, let's go!

[screaming]

C'mon, get down,
get down.

God, I can't believe
this is happening.

I was so certain that
this wasn't real.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

Maybe if we wait here
until sunrise.

Yeah, uh, I want to apologize
for being such an insensitive

asshole about your family.

It's okay.

Sometimes I wonder if what
happened with my parents

is why I'm still here.

Can't move on
with my life.

There's still time.

Come on, we have
to go, let's go!

[screaming]

Run!

Oh God, oh!

Oh my God.

It's the waste
from the toilets.

[coughing and gagging]

It smells like a dead animal.

Whoa!

Oh my God!
Oh my God!

Okay, go! Go! Go!

Door's open.

Somebody's here.

Yeah, no shit,
Sherlock!

Shut up.

Hurry up.

♪

Who's in here?

Anybody?

You better show yourself!

I'm warning you right now,
you better show your face.

♪

Who's out there?

I know you're in here,
so just show yourself, buddy.

♪

[clanking]

Who is that?

Show yourself now!

Stop messing around!

This is not funny!

♪

[screaming]

C'mon, c'mon.

It's not gonna work,
power's out.

It runs on a battery.

Oh, thank God.

Okay, c'mon.

Look!

Who is that?

That's Becker.

That's Becker
the security guard.

Then there's got
to be a boat here.

Look around.

Right.

C'mon.

Jerry!

Oh God, Jerry.

I knew he'd come back.

Come on, Jerry.

Oh my God, look.

What is that?

[garbled voice]

Oh my God!

He knows we're here.

We have to go now.

We have to get
to the boat now.

♪

♪

♪

Where's the boat?

The boat was just here.

Jerry! Jerry!

He just left us here?

No, there's no way.

Come on, get down,
get down here.

[water splashing]

♪

[camera chiming]

Really?

Proof.

I don't hear anything.

I don't hear an engine.

Where did the boat go?

Shhh...

He's coming.

♪

Shh, come on.

♪

♪

What?

What do you see?

♪

Oh, do you hear that?

No.

This way.

Hey, who's that?

Over here!

It's Jerry.

Stay low, stay low.

Jerry!

Hey, over here!

Come on, come on.

Oh Jerry.

Over here.

♪

Go, come on. Go!

Push it! Push it!

♪

I can't,
help, help.

Mikey, get me outta this.

Come on!

You got this.

Come on,
you gotta go in!

No!

Jump for it!

I can't swim!

♪

Relax!

Get him!

Climb on!

[gasping]

Grab my hand, grab my hand.

Ivy, Ivy,
don't let go.

Grab me, pull me up!

Ivy!

No! No!

Ivy!

Mike! Mike!

[crying]
No!

[gasping]

Ah!

[coughing]

♪

Is she dead?

Ivy!

[coughing]

Hey, hey.

You're okay,
you're okay.

[little girl giggling]

♪

It's okay.

Get us out of here.

Look! Look!

♪

They saved you.

♪

♪

♪

[talking and laughter]

♪

We have another report
of two missing kids.

Again?

Yes, again.

Oh, you gotta
be kidding me.

I didn't hear
anything about this.

Well, it was last night.

Wait, my security did a sweep,
just like they always do,

there was nobody on the island.

As they always do...okay...um,
who was injured last night?

Oh, it was just
a security guard.

He tripped over a chair or
something, hurt himself,

but he's fine, I'm telling you,
there's no problem.

Okay, alright, um, well, if you
hear anything, please tell us,

or let me know, okay?

Of course, yeah,
for sure.

Alright, I gotta
get back to work.

I'll see you
later, alright?

See ya.

Thanks, Shirley.

In local news, two bodies were
found on the lake this morning

in what appears to be
a tragic accident.

Authorities stated a young
couple went out on their boat

for a swim last night
and apparently drowned.

The boat was recovered
some two miles away.

Advertisers are often faced
with a problem of catching

the attention of perspective...

A mile away from reality.

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