PPP Loan Gone (2022) - full transcript

(rattling)

(whooshing)

♪ You my bro, yeah I love you ♪

♪ But you the type of
nigga I can't trust ♪

♪ You got me dropping off
niggas like a bus do ♪

♪ Niggas holding up the
line I had to cut through ♪

♪ No room, no handouts
standing on my own ♪

♪ I'm glad thanks, paying
down a lot of niggas gone ♪

♪ From the man down the whole squad room ♪

♪ Wasn't trying to
stand out but hold out ♪

(phone ringing)



- Now I know what you're
all thinking and it's not

what it looks like.

(bedsprings creaking)

Well, it is, it is.

But don't judge me like
you ain't never been here

and I know what you're thinking.

(man moaning)

This no good light skinned
nigga under the bed

sleeping with people's wives.

Hey man, the pandemic
done put us all in some

messed up predicaments, okay?

I am under this bed for business, okay?

(mysterious music)

Now, before we get into it,



(bedsprings creaking)

(woman moaning)

Before we get into it

and after Sasquatch is
finished pumping and dumping

let me take you back to the beginning

and how the hell I ended up here.

(man moaning)

(rain pattering)

- Hey, what's good, nigga?

- Nah, I ain't your nigga.

(guns cocking)

- Now here this nigga think we playing.

- Yeah I think so too.

Check it out, nigga.

I gave you two weeks to come
up with my money for my bread.

- Chill, chill, chill.

Here, look, I ain't stupid.

I ain't going cost you.

I got your bread bro.

- Nigga do it look like I'm
playing with you, pussy?

(gun cocking)

- Looks like he's playing with you fool.

(dramatic music)

- Hit up, look, I ain't playing with you.

I got your bread bro, on my mama.

- On your mama?

- On my mama.

- Figured you say something like that too.

Got a little surprise for you.

Get the surprise out of the car for him.

(dramatic music)

- Surprise, surprise.

- Trick.

- What's wrong with you man?

- Peep it, man, look.

- Yo, what's wrong with you man?

Get in the car, man.

You know you supposed to
stay with the package, man.

- Later.

- Come on man, stay with the package, man.

(dramatic music)

Come on Ms. Peters, time to party.

(sobbing)

(dramatic music)

Ready to have some fun?

- Yes, let's get it popping.

- Do you recognize that voice?

- Get that lap dance.

- Let's get this party started, yes.

- Ma?

Hitter, look you ain't got
to bring my mom in this.

Just let her go, I got
the money in the bag.

- Proof, give Ray the bag.

(dramatic music)

- Give me this shit.

- Check it out, Lonnie.

We open up this bag, there's
some money in this bag,

we all good.

Ain't no money in this bag, we still good,

but your moms ain't good, she gotta go.

- Now where, I hope this
come with a lap dance.

The party is here.

Thank you, Lonnie baby.

- You're welcome, ma.

- Well, well, well this
nigga wasn't lying.

Where the fuck you get 20
thousand in two weeks at?

- Come on man, I can't
tell you about that.

(gun cocking)

- Can't tell me what?

- It's the PPP.

- PP, you about to pee on yourself?

PP what?

- PPP for party, party, party.

- It's the PPP loan.

- A PPP Loan?

A loan from who?

- It's from the government.

- Government?

(dramatic music)

(rain pattering)

Some more where this come from?

- Yeah, a lot more.

- Hey.

- Just relax, Ms.
Peters, just relax, okay?

(dramatic music)

♪ I cashed out at the mall today ♪

♪ Cashed out at the mall ♪

♪ All I wanted to do was ball today ♪

♪ I just wanna ball baby ♪

♪ Just wanna ball baby ♪

- Can you feel the sunshine?

Sup bro?

What you doing?

♪ And I said they're all the same ♪

(singing)

- What are those, and
what are these my brother?

- Damn bro, you know I'm
new to the sneaker game.

- Some bullshit.

- I think they got me for 400 bro.

Got me for 400 dollars
and I was just trying to

make a quick flip.

I was just trying to flip
these Ja online, man.

Got me some fake ass
gray value spare Jordan.

- You trying to flip these in the street?

When you show up, you might get shot up.

(playful music)

- First things first,
the Jordan on the bottom

the ball's going directly
towards the top of the shoe

which is an automatic no-no.

It should be a little
bit to the outer edge,

slightly to the right on the right shoe

and on the left shoe it should be slightly

to the outside on the left, you know?

You would know that if you knew

anything about Jordan.

This Jordan right here?

- Mm-hmm.

- It look pregnant.

- Come on, man.

- You didn't see that?

- I'm clearly frustrated,
you know what I'm saying?

Like I understand what you're saying, bro.

Like regardless of any of that shit

the pregnant Jordan and
the left hieroglyphics

geometry behind this shit

I told you I'm new to the game

and regardless that's
$400 I didn't have bro.

I'm out of that.

I'm new to the game, but I'm
out of the shoe game now.

Man, my girl gonna trip
when she find out, man.

I'm out $400 bro, that's rent money.

(playful music)

Matter of fact, speaking of bread, bro,

I need to hold some rare from you

just for a couple days just in case

she start asking questions.

You know my girl bougie, man.

(playful music)

- We work the same job.

What make you think I got it?

- Cause I know you.

(playful music)

- You my boy, we boys, right?

- Mm-hmm.

(playful music)

- Something going on right now.

- Mm-hmm.

- PPP loan.

- A what?

- PPP loan.

- Sound like a porno.

Honestly, as soon as Sean
pulled that money out

I didn't hear a damn word he said.

It didn't make no sense for him to have

this type of money.

- [Sean] Proving that you.

- Though he's sitting here
telling me how he got it

- It's that simple.

- For some reason my ears went deaf.

- It's even deemed forgivable.

- All I could see is the money.

- So you know.

- Mm-hmm, bro, stop playing me.

You telling me you ain't gotta

pay none of that money back?

(slapping money)

- Yep, and that's why it's
first come first served

until the money dry up.

- Nah bro, so you telling
me the government got

free money for niggas like us

and you ain't gotta pay
none of that bread back?

I don't believe it, sound
like it set up to me.

I would look closer into that bro, cause I

that don't sound right.

- Between the two of us

only one of us is trying to sell

fake-ass pregnant Jordan over here, buddy.

I don't see why you're
trying to hate on me bro.

I'm trying to help you out bro.

- Excuse me, my brother.

I'm thinking I'm just looking out for you

because you my man, but the truth is,

I don't know nothing about this PPP shit.

I don't know nothing about this, bro,

but I'm gonna have to check it out.

I'm gonna have to look into it
'cause that's a lot of money.

- Look bro, here's

(playful music)

$700.

- How much?

- $700.

- Okay, okay.

- You can have that, you don't owe me back

and it's more where that came from.

For me, I'm about to go

get some food.

You want something?

- Yeah, yeah for sure, bro.

(Sean laughing)

I appreciate you man, thank you.

(mysterious music)

- Girl, I just want you to know

things will get better.

I don't care if you do nails
out your house, I'm there.

- Thanks girl.

I wish I had more loyal
customers like you.

I can't go back to that.

You can come to my house though,

but I can't open my house to the public.

- You're right girl.

Especially with the way the world is now.

Thanks once again, you
did your thing on my nails

Here, I know it's not much,
but I'm sending you a tip.

(coins rattling)

- Thanks girl, but you
didn't have to do that.

- And you didn't have to follow
your dreams, but you did.

Keep your head up and know that

what God has for you is for you.

(sighing)

- You almost got me right there.

(laughing)

Makes us wanna go back to church.

- Amen, yes.

- Thank you girl.

- Look, keep the faith.

This too shall pass.

I love you girl.

- I love you too.

(peaceful music)

(nails clicking)

(phone vibrating)

Hello?

This is Janelle.

(drawer scraping)

Oh, oh, okay.

(notebook clattering)

Well did you wanna reschedule?

Hello?

Hello?

(sighing)

(bell chiming)

- Hey, hey.

Leonard, what are you doing?

(dramatic music)

- What it look like?

- You said I had until
the end of the month.

- Yeah, but this is my contingent plan

in case you don't have it
all by the end of the month.

I tell you what, let this motivate you.

(dramatic music)

- Please, Leonard.

It looks bad for business,

as if I'm closing down or something.

- Look Janelle, you made this

straight business, remember?

Look, I had other plans for you,

but you was too good for 'EM.

So I'll tell you what,

you hand me your business, pay me my rent,

and I'll take the sign down.

(dramatic music)

- Look Leonard, you
know I have a boyfriend.

- Then your boyfriend better kick in

cause I don't have his benefits.

(sighing)

(dramatic music)

- Where my money, nigga?

(laughing)

Hey man, I'll call you back.

Hey man, why you got us out here

looking like we're doing
something illegal, man?

- Nigga, it is illegal.

- Nah, see.

- The fuck is you talking about?

- This ain't illegal.

See I'm just providing a service bro.

Sometimes people need money, you know.

If you need big money, big
time, just call Big Sean.

(laughing)

- No, nigga.

You provide money to motherfuckers

who ain't got no official business.

- Look, bro.

I didn't come out here to
hear all that hate and shit.

Why did you call me, bro?

Matter of fact, I don't
see why you hatin'.

I just got you 20 bands.

Where's my 5k, Lonnie?

(dramatic music)

- Ah, so not only did
you bring me out here,

try to lecture me and shit,
but you ain't got my bread.

This is the reason why I don't do business

when it come to family, bro.

Just lose my fucking number, man.

Lose my shit, homie.

- Sean, I got your bread.

(dramatic music)

- You got my money?

Where is it?

Where?

- I need you to meet somebody.

- See, nah man, that's the reason

why I'm doing this service, man.

I gotta take a little sacrifice,

but it's not no sacrifice in the streets.

You feel me?

- Look, he got 100K for you right now.

You just gotta let him in on the hustle.

- 100K.

- Nigga don't worry about your business.

You about to get high today, bro.

- I don't want to hear that big smoke.

This pandemic really
fucked my bread up bro.

- Man, I feel it.

But look, if I had a car, you'd be

the first one I let detail it.

- But you don't, so how
that's gonna help me?

And do how you keep getting over here?

Besides ain't nobody getting
cars detailed right now, man.

Everybody at home.

So I'm shutting down for good.

- Man, I feel it, but hey look.

Ain't that that nigga Nemo
headed down the street this way?

(dramatic music)

- Aw, shit.

- Man gimme your phone.

(dramatic music)

- Turn your ringer off.

(scoffing)

- Man, I ain't scared of Nemo.

You act like he Deebo or something.

(dramatic music)

What, why y'all looking at me like that.

- Nigga, you don't know?

- Know what?

- Nemo is Debo's son on the other side,

you know the one that nobody know about.

- Then nigga, how you know about it?

- Always playing.

Look here he come, here he come.

(ominous music)

- What up, Dread?

- What's up?

- What's up, Smoke?

- [Smoke] What up?

(ominous music)

- And who this nigga?

- It's my, it's my nigga Teardrop.

- He's a homie.

(ominous music)

- What you got on my guys, Dread?

- Now look Nemo, the last shit gave us

was some bull, bro.

I ain't trying to be disrespectful,

but the dudes on the block
been talking about me

saying it's CBD.

They ain't even getting high.

- You acting real
disrespectful right now, Smoke.

- I ain't trying to disrespect you.

- Matter of fact, gimme your phone.

(dramatic music)

- Hey, I ain't got my phone.

You left it in the house.

You're more than welcome to go in there.

But the homie wife just
kicked us out for smoking

so it's on you.

- Yeah aight, I but I'll need that 1200.

- That.

(phone chiming)

- In the house, huh?

(phone chiming)

Hey homie, come about them pockets.

Let me hold your phone for a minute.

(dog barking)

Take your phone out your
fucking pockets now, nigga

before I punch you and stomp you

stomp you and punch you.

You'd better ask Dread
and Big Smoke about me.

(ominous music)

- Give him your phone bro.

(ominous music)

- Cash App me 600 until
Dread give me my 1200.

(dramatic music)

- I ain't even got the app, man.

(ominous music)

That's not my PIN.

- I don't need your PIN.

(coins rattling)

(ominous music)

Next time, don't lie to me.

Punch you, stomp you,
stomp you, punch you.

You must think this is a game.

(dog barking)

Look at your boys.

(dog barking)

(hoverboard beeping)

(snickering)

- Fix your glasses, man.

(laughing)

- So y'all just gonna
let him do me like that?

- I don't wanna hear it, bro.

We told you put your phone away.

Man, that man's top IT in his class,

ain't nothing he couldn't
do with that phone.

I bet you hide that phone
next time, Teardrop.

(laughing)

- No, see ya.

(laughing)

- See, there he go.

That's why I call him
Teardrop, nigga always crying.

(laughing)

- Hey, I don't care what's
going on in the world

I ain't feel that nigga punch and stomp

and stomp and punch me, nigga.

- So you're telling me you
want to change your refund

that's already coming to
your account in a few days

and move it to your son's account

I mean your boyfriend's account?

- Yeah, that's what we wanna do.

(relaxed music)

- See what I can do.

(keys clacking)

Computer not cooperating with me.

(keys clacking)

(relaxed music)

- Look, is something wrong?

Jacob, did something happen to my money?

- Calm down, Anna-May.

No, nothing's wrong with your money.

Just when I switch this over,

it's gonna push the process
back another three weeks.

(ominous music)

- Look, Jake, there's
not anything you can do

to process it faster?

You know, little magic fingers.

You just said it was supposed
to be here in a couple days.

- Exactly, into your account.

But if we switch it over to his,

it's gonna start the
process all over again.

(relaxed music)

(keys clacking)

Yo, there he is.

Yes sir, thank you sir.

- [Sean] Tacos.

- [Jake] Shit smell good.

Sean, you know Amanda, bro?

- Yeah, Amanda.

Who's the new guy?

- [Jake] Right.

- This is my man.

(playful music)

- We fine, sir.

We'll keep everything just the same.

We out bro.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to offend
your son, but look Amanda

you come in here every year

pulling this shit with a new dude

always coming in, bringing in strays.

You brought a chihuahua this time.

You don't never spend your own tax return.

- Amanda, let's go.

- What halfway house did
you find this guy in?

- Jake, just stay out of it.

- [Jake] All right.

(keys clacking)

Man, let me tell you.

- Buddy, my brother.

- Man, save it, yes sir.

Another one buys the dust, right?

(rhythmic thudding)

- Another one bites the dust.

(harmonizing)

- Another one bites the dust.

(keys clacking)

(Sean laughing)

That's crazy, she crazy.

- He just posted her bro.

- What?

- For the first time.

- What'd he say?

- She's not the baddest

but she's the realest,
if you know what I mean?

- That's what I

you know what, I call that the butter up

before the bread, you feeling me?

(laughing)

- Toast.

(ominous music)

(knocking)

(ominous music)

- Did you even read these names?

- I don't think any of my people

can actually read sometimes.

- Hey, that's alright.

We're the FBI and we'll clean up your mess

just like we do for everybody else.

- Who's that?

- You didn't know, huh?

- Know what?

- It's top secret information,
it's a need to know basis

and you're clearly not
on the need to know.

I'm not supposed to share
with the whole department.

- Please, and why you?

I've been here longer than anybody.

Don't act like you got ups on me.

- That's the thing right, I do.

I got seniority, I've been
here a day before you.

I'm like the twin that came first.

Even if, just for a day.

All right, come here, come here.

Boss put me in charge of
a task force, all right?

We're putting together three agents.

We're gonna go round up some thieves.

- Put me on that team, man.

I don't belong out here in the office.

I need to be out there in the field.

Plus you just said we
been here the longest.

- I've been here the longest.

- Say what?

- Go take care of your paperwork.

I got stuff to tend to.

Let me get these folks out of here.

(knocking)

- [Woman] You have to showboat?

- Oh, you know how it is.

- [Woman] We're ready to get started.

(door slamming)

- Lord, help me please.

I don't know what to do.

(mysterious music)

- What's wrong with you?

- Nothing.

- Come on baby now

baby, if it's about the
money, I have the $600

and new shoes to be able to help you

with your rent money.

Don't worry about that.

- It's not about that, Jacob.

I'm tired of this.

- Tired of what?

- Jacob, I'm tired of not having enough.

Jacob, we're broke.

I don't got the energy.

- I understand you mad.

I understand you have your frustrations.

We all have our frustrations.

I just think maybe if
you just kind of help me

with my frustrations, like
you could help me help you.

Like that's what it would be.

Just be present with me.

- Jacob, you play too much, okay?

Look, I'm gonna about to lose my nail shop

and all you're worried about is sex?

Good night, Jacob.

All you can do is cuddle tonight.

- That's real funny.

Mr. Cuddler only get to cuddle.

- Yes.

- That's a fish.

Then get over here, let me cuddle you.

Hold it.

- Mr. Cuddler.

- Okay, I'll cuddle in here.

Good night.

- Yeah.

(mysterious music)

- You sure we good over here bro?

- Yeah man, I know this nigga, come on.

(steps creaking)

- You don't have to sleep alone.

- Man, get the door,
that's what you can do.

(mysterious music)

(patting)

- No, we don't want you touching that.

- You ain't special man.

Arms up.

- You play too much.

(ominous music)

- I can't believe I let you
talk me into this shit bro.

- What's with it bro?

Are you out here getting to it?

- Nah, I'm just trying to help myself.

I guess I just figured out
how to help everybody else

in the process.

- Is that right?

Since you want to help me move

I need a little help from you, myself.

That little PPP thing you got going on,

I need action in it.

I'm a good business man.

And I pay what I want.

Just let me know what I need to do.

You know this is my city, man.

There ain't nothing I can't get done.

But there's only one thing.

(ominous music)

If this shit goes south,

I need you to take full
responsibility of this shit.

And if you don't

(ominous music)

I'm gonna kill you, everything you love.

Coming for your mama, your grandma,

even the fucking dog.

You got two options.

You can walk your funny
looking ass out this door

and I'll never see you again or

take this money and we can talk about

what we need to do next.

- Man, I don't know what we going to do.

This nigga Nemo got us
on this so-called gas.

This shit don't even get me high.

- I know bro, taste it.

I spent my whole bread on that shit.

I had four zips bro.

I sold that shit in two hours.

Dude took one hit of that
shit, told everybody.

Word got around, I ain't sold shit.

- Man, you know it takes only one.

Shit, it's been a whole week for me.

- Damn, you know what?

I got an idea.

- Put me on.

- All right, so peep this.

I went and dropped the zip
off to this dude last week.

Dude had 10 bands on him.

Funny thing is dude ain't no hustler

or Jack boy, no nothing.

He a straight up geek, but
he good with computers.

- Now what that gotta do with us?

You know, I ain't good with computers

- Man, wait and let me finish.

Dude say right now he's
sitting on 40 bands

on a PPP loan.

- PPP loan, now is you high?

I thought you said that shit was CBD.

- What you need to hear is
you ain't gotta pay it back.

Man, we could take that money,

hit Tulsa, go get some real gas

come back, plug the streets,

take a couple hundred off the string.

- Like a real player, dude.

(laughing)

(mysterious music)

- Boy, I swear if I ever
get the chance to get with

Mulatto, I'm gonna make love to her.

Man, look at that.

Well, well, well.

- Hi.

- How can I help you?

- Oh, you won't be helping me.

You'll be helping my husband.

(mysterious music)

(laughing)

- It's a beautiful day
to be blessing the Lord.

Am I right Lil Dickie?

- Yes, pastor.

- Now I'm looking for Sean.

I'm here to bless him for
blessing with the, Sean?

(record scratching)

Oh, okay, okay.

Could I possibly offer you
one of my lovely outfits?

- Hell no.

- No?

- Yeah, no, I'm cool.

But you can gimme that bread you know

that we talked about earlier.

- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now see the good book says

that there'll be a cloud of witnesses.

(ominous chiming)

- But we can't have no witnesses

with what we got going on right here.

Amen my brother?

- Nah man.

- Amen my brother?

- Oh that's my boy, Jacob.

He cool, he in this with me, man.

- Wait a minute, in this for what?

You getting money from the Rainbow Crew?

- Baby, maybe we need to go?

Looking like the box a little hot here.

- Yeah baby, let's go.

- No, no, no, no, everything's cool.

- Colorful block.

- Wait, wait everybody chill.

Miss Rain, please have a seat, please.

Pastor Rain.

(smacking)

- Sean what's going on, man?

- Ain't y'all supposed to have

like a little mustard seed
of thanks anyway, man?

Ain't that what, little mustard seeds?

- [Lil Dickie] Something like that.

- Well you see, things have been

a little bit crazy around here

if you know what I mean.

- Yeah, I mean I understand you pastor

but I mean you been getting a lot of heat

with that message that you're

bringing down there at
the church, you know,

trying to take the rainbow back from

the L G B T Q R S crew.

(mysterious music)

Man, why is you making it such
a big deal about a rainbow?

- Look, I'm just here to
settle this debt, aight?

Now, I got $4,950.

Oh and a $50 gift card as well.

Now it's $40 on that though.

Cause God led me to go get some gas

because being filled with God's presence

I can't be on E.

(spritzing)

- These niggas.

You know what?

You're good pastor.

You're good.

- I just got one question.

Why the suit?

Suit, Jericho juice, rainbow flunky.

What's up with the suit man?

- Well, you see the
suit, it made me viral.

So this was definitely confirmation

to give just this one message.

- Which is?

- That the rainbow, it belonged to Noah.

- [Sean] What?

- Clueless.

(record scratching)

Baby, let's go.

Our work with the Lord here is done.

How did you, what do.

- The ark belonged to
Noah, it was Noah's ark

not Noah's rainbow, Party City, mother.

(patting)

- Nice seeing you.

- And nice to meet you too, Mrs. Rain.

- Hug here.

(chiming)

Oh yes.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, oh.

(spritzing)

(ominous chiming)

- First ladY, we gots to go.

Come on now.

- This nigga spray me?

- Nigga, nigga.

- What's up with you doing deals
with the Rainbow Crew, man?

What the, what's going on?

Why is he dropping off all this cash

and why you signing me up for
shit we ain't talked about?

- Shit that's going around here

is opportunity out here to get money

and I can't be broke, bro.

That shit just ain't gonna cut it bro.

You know that shit

- I can't get with this.

This seems like a trap.

This shit dangerous, bro.

I had a couple people ask me about it

and going forward I'm just
sending them straight to you.

- And I respect that, you know?

Cause I'm be having a lot
of people come in here,

you know what I'm saying?

Dropping off bread.

I can cut you in on it,
you know what I'm saying?

For collecting the money,
you know what I'm saying?

- It's at least you could do man

using my office and shit but

why you, why you looking
at me like that bro?

- I was just thinking man,
about the pastor's wife.

How she was up hugging on you bro.

- Nah bro, nah man, on
the, nah for real man

like on the real?

Females just love and I hug
and cuddle on them, bro.

Like they'll pay me to do it or some shit

like I have a gift.

I don't know, I didn't choose this life.

- Mr. Cuddler.

- [Sean] Yeah.

- Mr Cuddler.

- [Sean] Mm-hmm.

- I gotta get out of here, man.

(clapping)

Aint you an Aquarius?

- For sure, a water bearer.

- I'm gonna start calling you cuddle-fish.

- You aint said too much of nothing

this whole time, Janelle,
what's going on with you?

- Girl I'm good.

I'm just behind on this
rent on this building.

- What?

How much?

(dramatic music)

- Well, a few thousand.

(spritzing)

- Damn.

(dramatic music)

Oh honey, let me make a call,

let me see what I can do.

(dramatic music)

Hey big daddy, it's Goldie.

Yeah, uh-huh, stop playing all the time.

Yes, I'll wear the red one tonight.

Anyway, can you send me $600?

It's an emergency, yes.

Okay, thank you.

Yes, I'll sit on the (murmuring)

(dramatic music)

Look, I got $600 for you

My sugar daddy's business ain't been

doing too good after the
shut down and everything.

- Thank you girl, you're
gonna make me cry.

- Girl, you need to get you a sugar daddy

especially in hard times like these.

Do you love your boyfriend?

Cause he got a brother, I'm just saying.

- Yes, but he don't care about

anything I got going on.

He say things are gonna get better

and change for us, but honestly
it's just getting worse.

- Worse as in cheating, or being broke?

I pray not both, cause if that's the case

you better run.

- No, he's a good man.

Definitely not a cheater.

We just broke though.

He sell insurance and he do people's taxes

(file scrapes )

- Oh, he's one of those.

Anyway, look, I'm not
trying to come across as

a bad influence, but I hate
seeing you struggle like this.

You don't deserve that.

I'm gonna come right out and say it.

You need a sugar daddy.

(dramatic music)

- No, no, I can't.

I love Jacob, I love him.

He just needs to do better.

(ominous music)

- I love your big heart, girl

but love ain't gonna pay these bills.

I'm gonna say this,
don't lose your nail shop

when you have the power to save it.

I know you was raised in the church

where they prophesy, but
I was raised in the dirt

where we profit.

(dramatic music)

Ooh, girl.

- You like them?

- Yes.

Well, I gotta go, I gotta
go be with my sugar daddy

but I hope everything
works out for you, okay?

- How you doing?

- I do Cash App, you don't
look like you do that.

(gasping)

- Yeah, you right.

- Bye girl.

(laughing)

Hey Leonard, guess what.

I got $600 for you.

- Yeah that's cool and all

but what happened to my for rent sign?

(ominous music)

- Look Leonard, can we
forget about the sign please?

I'm making payments.

- Okay, well let's do this.

Looks like you're willing
to take me up on that offer

I've been giving you ever since

you've been renting my property.

(ominous music)

- Anything but that Leonard.

I have a boyfriend.

- Okay, well next time
my for rent sign's down

I'm taking legal action.

Have a good day.

(ominous music)

- No, no.

Okay, Leonard wait.

- One date, but no touching.

- Janelle, please.

Don't be pressured by me.

I just wanna show you
things you ain't used to.

That's all.

- Okay fine.

Can we get this over with tonight?

And the deal is one date,

no touching, and the sign goes down.

- Deal.

- Shit, you and your Roger Rabbit tale.

That's the only reason you caught them.

- You know I broke a few
records back in my day,

so it's all good.

- Whatever.

- I'll teach you a few
things if you want me to.

- They don't want me on the field.

- Why not?

- Because you know I take 'EM down.

- Interesting, okay, we'll see.

- Y'all know what's going on up in there?

(mysterious music)

- I don't know, what you
think going on in there?

You wanna know?

- Yeah, I don't know.

(muffled conversation)

- Hey Agent Hall, team of yours.

- Hey, what's up man, what's up bro?

- Agent Bright, I need you
in my office for a minute.

- Yes sir.

- What you all doing?

Get to work, don't you
got crimes to solve?

(door slams)

- You know this nigga?

- Yeah man, he cool.

- Shit, I don't know,
it's a big ass house.

- Just chill bro.

Look, I feel bad about that CBD shit, man.

We gotta make this shit right.

- Man, fuck all that CBD shit.

Matter of fact, did he say
anything about the money?

Man, I'm out.

Matter of fact.

- Come on bro, stand down, come on.

- Man, knock on the door.

- Shit, all right.

(knocking)

- Fucking knocking on
my goddamn door, man.

Who is this nigga?

- Man, come on bruh.

Man I hope you got some
drawers underneath them shits.

- Shit, you trying to find out?

- No, what the fuck bro, come on man.

- Hey I'm mad at you niggas, man.

I want my money back.

I've been smoking all this shit all week

and I still ain't high.

- Man look, that's why we're here man.

We're just trying to make it right.

(slurping)

- Come in.

- Hey man, and you're Mexican.

Quit saying the N word.

- Nigga.

(door slams)

(sighing)

(phone rings)

- [Voicemail] At the tone,
please record your message.

(phone beeps)

- Hey, Jacob, it's me.

One of the girls came
down to the ship today

and we decided to go out after work

so don't stay up for me tonight, okay?

I love you, bye.

(paper scraping)

- All right man, it's all there.

I appreciate you all right?

- It's all there?

♪ Get out, get out and get some ♪

- Yes sir, that's all I got.

- That'll do, all right I got you.

♪ Get up, get out and get your money man ♪

♪ You need to get up,
get out and get some ♪

- Hey I just handled
that with your boy, man

I appreciate you.

- Already bro, no problem.

- Yeah man.

♪ You need to get up, get
out and get your money man ♪

- Anytime I can help bro.

♪ You need to get up get
out and get some, get some ♪

♪ I been waking up to sunshine ♪

What's up brother?

- What's up, man?

- Everything good?

- Hell naw, man.

I've had everybody and they momma

coming in here dropping off cash.

Shit don't make no sense, bro.

How is you doing this, man?

(mysterious music)

- Listen bro, the less
you know, the better.

- That's that bullshit.

- I need that bread.

- Oh yeah, this ain't even all of it, bro.

That stack, and I got that bro.

What you got there?

- The less you know, the better.

(energetic music)

- Yeesh.

- All this, is ATM money man.

- You trying to get us all locked up man.

This don't make no sense.

Shit, I'm gonna let you
have it bro, I'm out.

I gotta go check on my grandpa anyway.

- Yeah, how he been?

- He's dealing with that

he had this porno business
that didn't really

make it through the pandemic.

He's going through foreclosure and shit

so I gotta help him with that

and he's been real down
in the dumps about it.

- Bet bro.

- Get on out of here bro.

(slurping)

(ominous music)

- Shit, y'all niggas
want a Hi-C or something?

- Shit, hell yeah.

- I ain't got one for you, dark skin

but hey I got one for you.

- Y'all niggas ain't even black for real.

- You real black for real.

- We got some business to
take care of or something?

- Let's get to it then.

- Hey look, peep this.

You hit us with this play, we go to Tulsa,

go get some real gas,
come back break you off

a whole pound, fire.

(slurping)

- Sounds good but, if it
don't go like it's supposed to

I ain't never helping y'all out again.

- Look, I know we messed up.

We get it, but we trying to make it right.

Just tell us what we need to do, man.

(thunking)

- For a low fee, I can get money put into

your bank account ASAP.

- How much?

(slurping)

- I can get y'all 20K a piece.

I take 5K for both of you.

All I need is your driver's licenses

if your bro got one,
and a name for an LLC.

Process is fast.

- You got your driver's license?

- Yeah I got a license, but LLC?

What the fuck is that?

- Hey, not today man.

Get your boy, it's hot in here.

Y'all hot?

- This dude ain't even got no hair.

- Yo momma ain't got no hair for real.

(ominous chiming)

- Thanks for coming in, Agent Bright.

I need you to take the
lead on that task force

due to Agent Hall getting COVID

so please pay attention while
I bring you up to speed.

I chose you because of your
seniority in the department.

We've been asked by the SBA
to put together a task force.

They're gonna give us a list of names

and we need to bring those people in.

No broken bones, no dead bodies.

It's not that kind of rodeo.

Most of these guys are
first time offenders.

- What'd they do?

- Most of them falsified
PPD loan applications.

They hold millions, some of them thousands

and we want to bring them in.

(playful music)

Look at these.

(scoffs)

Yeah, my favorite one is the top one.

Booty Juice LLC.

They claim they sell natural
booty juice for the booty.

(scoffs)

- You gotta be kidding me.

How you make booty juice,
with sweat and dookie?

(laughing)

- Crazy, huh?

I can't make this shit up

but the point is, we need
to shut this circus down.

- I got you, I'm ready to work.

- Hey, I know I told you to take it easy

but when you go out there
don't let these guys

give you hell for taking
the lead on this task force.

I'm gonna let you break the news to them

of the department's change of plans.

- All right, I got you.

Don't worry about it bro, I mean boss.

- Oh, I'm gonna worry.

- I got you man, I know exactly

how to break it down to them.

(playful music)

(door clicks)

- Grandpa what you doing in the kitchen?

(gasping)

- Who are you?

- I'm Jacob.

This is my grandpa's house,
who the hell are you?

- I'm sorry, you scared me.

I'm your grandpa's nurse.

I'm new here, but I was just leaving.

- His nurse, what the hell
is wrong with him, nurse?

- I'll let your mom weave in on that.

I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

Okay.

I'm Goldie, by the way.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

(mysterious music)

- I guess, drive safe Goldie.

(mysterious music)

What's up, man?

You good?

Was she jerking you off?

You're all in a trance.

(mysterious music)

Momma, what you doing here?

Why do grandpa got a nurse?

- First of all, I'm grown

and the last time I checked

your grandfather is too.

Hell, I don't know, ask him
why he got a nurse, anyway.

- He ain't talking.

- I'm here checking on
my mail that just came in

and now I'm waiting on my ride.

Why you here?

- Well damn momma, good to see you too.

I'm just over here checking on my folks.

Speaking of mail, what
you got in this box?

- None of your business.

- Excuse me.

(knocking on door)

(mysterious music)

Hey, what up Peanut?

- What up, Jacob, long time no see man.

- It's been years man,
what you doing here?

- What's Miss Cuddler, your mom bro.

- Oh you're getting your Uber drive on.

I feel you, make your money player.

Let me go get her for you.

She's been waiting on you,
give me just a second.

(mysterious music)

- Yeah man, yeah.

(mysterious music)

- Momma you ain't gonna believe
who your Uber driver is.

- Uber driver?

No my boyfriend coming to pick me up.

- [Jacob] Your what?

- You heard me, my man.

- You mean your boy?

What is you doing, Momma?

He used to spend the night at our house

when we was kids.

- Okay well he grown now and so am I.

Hey baby.

- Hey baby.

The Ja?

- Yes.

- Always wanted these Ja.

- [Jacob] Ja?

(smooching)

Hell naw, Ja?

Momma I asked you for Ja all my life

and you never got me a pair,
giving me K Swiss and shit.

- Look Jacob, it's gonna take some time

to mature and understand this.

I love your mother, I'm
not trying to be your dad

or anything, I'm just here
for your mom's support.

- Nigga, my momma just bought you some Ja.

Looks like she's supporting you.

In here looking like
all four members of B2K.

Get the hell outta my face
before I slide your ass.

(ominous music)

- You know what, I'm gonna let that slide.

Baby, let's go.

Son, have a nice day.

- Son?

- Uh-uh Jacob, not today.

Now go over there with your grandpa

and do what you came here to do, okay?

- All right, have fun
with your nephew, Stella.

(mysterious music)

- Damn bro, I was looking
at the books last night

and it's looking real beautiful.

We winning.

Winning, yes.

- What books was you looking at?

- Our books, the business books.

- There's no one in here.

- Remember the stripper party?

- Stripper party?

- With all the strippers.

- That party was cool, that party was lit.

- Told you man, they love us.

- No, no.

- Let me order two of those.

- I got your for that.

- All that ass.

- No.

- Let me get a drink bro.

- You sure, man?

- Let me get the whole
damn bottle, fuck it.

- Damn alcoholic.

Let me go check on
those people down there.

How you all doing tonight?

Thanks for coming out.

Hey man, we want to thank you for

that little help with the rent.

Appreciate it, thank you.

Y'all have a good night.

(mysterious music)

- You too, thank you.

(mysterious music)

- Janelle, would you please calm down?

You got me feeling like I'm kidnapping you

or something.

Look you didn't have to
come if you didn't want to.

(mysterious music)

- Look Leonard, this
is just a huge mistake.

I should just let the shop go.

This isn't me.

- See Janelle, that's what I'm trying to

change about you.

(smooth jazz)

I see potential in you

but you letting your man come
between all what you're doing.

- If you don't bring him up

I will be myself at this table tonight.

I just wanna get through tonight

and go home with no issues.

After tonight, that
sign goes in the trash.

(sultry jazz)

- True, but the rent's still due.

But, we can work on that too.

(sultry jazz)

- Quit fucking playing with me.

(ominous music)

(gagging)

- Quit playing.

- I'll get the money.

I'll get the money, I promise.

I'm sorry, yes, I'll get it.

- Get the money?

Naw, see you're playing now.

(sobbing)

We can do this all day.

- Get him.

(fist thuds)

- Let me get one in, man.

- Get one in where.

Man let me tell you something.

If Hitter comes through that door

and your ass ain't by there

it's gonna be you he hitting on.

- Damn.

- Lonnie, more.

(fist thudding)

(sobbing)

(door knocking)

(ominous music)

- Nigga move.

(ominous music)

- Yeah, you know you
done fucked up, right?

You got the brass for that ass?

- Absolutely.

(ominous music)

- Why the fuck I ain't received no money

from you yet Johnny?

- I don't know what you talking about.

- Hard head ass nigga.

- Man a dead man can't pay no debts

so check it out, this is
what I need you to do.

This PPP loan everybody's been getting?

I need you to get one of those

so you can pay me my money back.

- I don't know what you're talking about

why I'm here.

- Check it out man, I don't
like to repeat myself.

I need your government
name, I need your address

and I need your social security number.

- Oh hell no, why I'm here.

Why I'm here, get me out of here.

- Lonnie, more.

(fist thudding)

(ominous music)

- You want me to send out
Rashon to get that dough?

- For sure.

We should hurry up on that too

before the money run out.

Run that money from the preacher man too.

- Pastor Rain?

He believe whoever do wrong
tried to flip the church's life

plus he behaving on my people

so you know I'm ready to see him.

- That's what's up, I'm
finna check out his game.

- That's what's up.

- Aight.

(ominous music)

Clean this nigga up man

gotta make a move.

(ominous music)

(money shuffling)

(playful music)

- Hey baby.

- Hey babe.

- Tough night?

- Yeah.

(mysterious music)

Yeah, yeah, one of my
girls must have took it

when we was walking around, these heels.

- I can take that over to the room,

I can go grab that.

- No, no, I got it, I got it.

(heels clacking)

I don't like these heels anyway

they just hurt my feet.

(shoes clattering)

Babe, I'm gonna get in the shower.

I am so tired, okay.

- Okay, when you get out of the shower

I got something for you, all right?

- Oh, okay babe.

(mysterious music)

(dog barking)

(feet thudding)

(mysterious music)

(sniffing)

- What the hell is you doing here, man?

- What am I doing here?

- You heard what I said
with them big ass ears.

What are you doing at my house.

- Well you know, Janelle
left her shoe at the shop

so I thought I'd return
it, but it's a bad time.

- Returning one shoe, what
are you Cinderella now?

- Hey you know it's cold
brother, can I come inside?

- Hell no, what kind of
creepy shit is you on, man?

You wanna try and come in my house?

Butterscotch Milk Dud motherfucker.

(dog barking)

What the hell is going on around here?

What the.

(mysterious music)

What the.

Oh no.

(mysterious music)

- Hey baby, there ain't
gonna be no cuddling.

- Found your other shoe.

And your three wraps.

What the fuck is going on, baby?

- Why are you in my purse?

- Why am I, that's besides the point.

So where were you really at tonight?

- Not tonight.

- I wanna know.

Where was you at?

- I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.

I'll stay at my girl's house tomorrow.

- Girl's house?

Your girl's house, fuck that.

You come home missing a
shoe and an extra three.

- I'm not gonna argue with you

because you wouldn't understand.

- You expect me to believe that's where

you're gonna be tomorrow?

- I'm staying at my girl's house.

- You come home on some weird Cinderella

missing a shoe

- Nigga I'm not

- And an extra $3000?

- I'm not gonna argue
with you, not tonight.

- That's what we're doing out here?

- Not tonight.

- You gonna hit the, naw naw naw

I'm gonna sleep on the couch.

I see what time it is.

- You don't understand the situation.

- You was broke two days ago

and you got an extra 3000

and you was real adamant about getting in

that shower when you got here.

What'd you do to get that money?

- Not tonight.

- What'd you do to get that money?

- Tell me how, shut up.

- No you can stay in here, Cinderella.

You can stay right here.

I'll sleep on the couch.

- No, I'm going to the couch.

- No you good, you gonna sleep right here.

Let me take that off your hands.

- No.

- Take that off your
hands, you stay right here.

I gotta watch the door to make sure you

ain't lost no more shoes around here.

- Jacob give me my pillow.

Jacob, give me my, Jacob.

- Naw, you good.

(door slams)

(sighing)

(distant sobbing)

- Hey, I need you to pass these out

so we can go ahead and get
started with the meeting, okay?

- Okay.

- All right.

(mysterious music)

- Good morning everyone.

- [Group] Good morning.

- Agent Rove is passing
you guys out some papers

so we can get this meeting started.

- What's wrong with you, man?

- We got a problem here?

- So where's Agent Hall?

- Out with the bug.

- So why you giving us directives?

- Look here, Agent Rico

the boss put me in charge.

You got a problem, you
can take it up with him.

- I ain't got no problem,
we just need some clarity.

Here, I just passed the papers out for you

Baby Rosbury.

- Let's wrap this up y'all.

♪ Let the champagne spill
baby this your night ♪

♪ Fuck the side bitches
that can end your life ♪

♪ Let the champagne spill
while I get it in one bite ♪

- Dread, what up my nigga?

- What up, Kill?

♪ Fucking with your love
but the game is my wife ♪

- Who's this nigga you got with you, man?

♪ The game is my life but no good ♪

Nigga looking like he's ice and shit.

- Aw man that's my homie Big
Smoke, he's good peoples.

Shit you better let's go, you got bars?

- I'm going, I'm cool

- What the fuck?

- Yeah bro, I'm straight cool.

(plastic rustling)

♪ I smoked a bitch to get
some bread it don't stop ♪

♪ Time waits for no man and
bitch I'm on the clock ♪

(door slams)

♪ Let the sun hit your skin ♪

♪ Ever been paid by a rich white man ♪

♪ Did you keep it a secret
and stay with your friends ♪

♪ My type of bitch ♪

- Fuck, hope this nigga
don't rip us off, man.

- What you got for me?

- Appreciate you my nigga, for real.

- Fo sho, man.

All there?

- Yeah, it's all there.

- Hey bro, I wanna tell you something man

I never got to tell you.

I'm sorry about your brother.

You know Drill was my guy.

We was every day with him man

so my condolences to the family.

- I appreciate that bro.

- Most definitely.

Hey for the war, you guys
need any type of heat

I got all the straps, tap
in with me if you need me.

- I don't need no guns or nothing

but shit I'll sure keep that
in consideration for real.

- Fo sho, fo sho.

- You already know.

- I'm just letting you know.

You and your mans, if he's
straight like you say he is man

come on down to Tulsa man,
I got some shit for y'all.

Can't cross the state
lines with it though.

- Oh yeah?

- Gonna rip the paint.

- You talking about some gas gas?

- Man, I got you, most definitely.

- Shit, we there, say less.

- Now we do it.

- Man, say less.

- Hey, it's in the trunk for you.

- Show me.

(door slamming)

- This nigga need to come on.

♪ Ever been paid by a rich white man ♪

♪ Did you keep it a secret ♪

♪ Or say it with your friend ♪

♪ My type of bitch she ain't
share it with the Gram ♪

♪ Let the night wind down baby ♪

♪ Fall into my grave ♪

(ominous thud)

- You've been hit by,
you've been struck by

a smooth criminal.

(vocalizing)

(mysterious music)

(vocalizing)

- I hear you're money problems and shit.

- Naw man, girl problems.

- Money problems.

- Same shit, you kind of right.

You know that nail shop my girl work at?

I think she getting
smashed by the landlord.

- Don't even sound like Janelle bro.

- I don't know, bro

shit's not adding up man.

- Oh you for real.

How do you know?

- Her shoe was missing
bro, and she lied about it.

And as I'm going to the
car, walking to the car,

the landlord, this creepy nigga

is trying to leave that
missing shoe at my doorstep

on some creepy Cinderella type shit.

Then he started lying,
stuttering, not looking good bro.

- Damn, but I still
just can't see that bro.

- Oh, and that ain't it.

That same night I found
three racks in her purse.

- Shit bro, she getting sma-

- [Jacob] My man.

- Maybe. You need to get tripping.

Go out, enjoy yourself,
have a good time, you know?

Plus, your ex been asking about you too.

- She asked about me?

- [Sean] Yeah, bro.

- Shay-Shay?

- Yeah, look at you.

She still the same Shay-Shay bro.

You used to love her, bro.

- How's she looking?

- I can't tell you that.

But I mean, she only left you

because you was broke, remember?

- Gold digging fine ass.

Yeah, but I got a plan
to change all that bro.

Like with you, you've been getting money

for a while now, right?

- Yeah, But you know the
hustle that I got going,

everything got a expiration date, bro

- I feel, that's why I'm trying
to get in where I fit in.

That's why I'm going for the big one.

That 2 Million.

Starting all these niggas, be able to

compete with these OnlyFans videos.

- Yeah, but you tripping.

The fed finna have their
eyes on you like crazy

you go two mil, bro.

- Do I sense hate coming from you?

No, bro, you getting a loan in your name.

- Nope, put in my grandpa's business

that ran down porn store he had

money right through there.

- Good, good move.

Well you need me for something?

- Yeah bro, just text me Shay-Shay number

and when I get up, I got you.

- Bet, bro.

(mysterious music)

- Yeah man.

There's always something
broke around this month.

- Alright man, be careful.

- You need your whiteboards cleaned?

- There aren't motherfucking
whiteboards over here.

- Okay.

- Bro.

- Hey man, don't mind
my crackhead staff, man.

He don't mean no harm, man.

- Yeah, see I'm, what
the fuck we doing hiring

all these strays around here?

- Cutting corners.

- Goddamn.

- It's expensive running a
business, he take food stamps.

♪ Yo baby mama mad you got no plans ♪

♪ Yo baby dad mad cause
you got an OnlyFans ♪

♪ Shorty say I'm ♪

♪ Sometimes I hit the stage
niggas coming out your heads ♪

♪ But I'm a married man, I
don't do no one night stands ♪

♪ Do not fuck fans, say no to stans ♪

- My boy.

Check the trunk, check the trunk.

- What, this you?

- Yes sir, I had to do it too.

- Put that 20 good my boy.

Look at you, look at you.

With the poke outs.

- With the poke outs.

- With the poke outs.

- Get in for a star experience.

- Hey, but we black.

- I know, come on man, just get in.

Hey, but look, don't touch the red button.

- I ain't touching shit.

- Yeah, my boy.

- You.

- Let's go.

♪ Check it, I feel like holding a 96 ♪

♪ Sugar 95, nobody told
him when it's do or die ♪

♪ You choose a side ♪

♪ Money on my line I
speak both languages ♪

(phone ringing)

- Agent Rico.

Oh, you got a lead?

Yeah something that you don't need?

- Yeah, this motherfucker had the nerve

to call me a motherfucking crackhead.

But hey I got a brand new scheme

that I just came up on.

(thudding)

Hold on man.

- Yeah, I seen you earlier.

You was doing all that fake
cleaning ass you was doing.

How much of that shit did you hear?

- I ain't hear nothing,
but 2 million sound good.

(ominous music)

- 2 million sound good.

You ain't hear nothing, huh?

Listen, take something.

Mind your business, nigga.

Just mind your business.

- See, I don't like that.

I don't like that, I'm gonna
drop a nickel on this nigga.

Or is it a dime.

(candy rattling)

- As you guys can see that we have to

check all these addresses

and make sure people are
living at these houses.

I got the list right
here of all the fake LLCs

that the SBA gave me.

I couldn't believe some of
the stuff that I was reading.

Agent Rose.

Can you name off some of that stuff

on the list there for me?

- Sure, Agent Bright.

Booty Juice, LLC.

Fuck the System LLC.

Dead Beat Daddy, LLC.

Deez Nuts, LLC.

- Deez Nuts.

(playful music)

- Throw That Ass in a Circle, LLC.

Pimpin' Not Trafficking, LLC.

Ballin' on a Budget, LLC.

- Okay, thank you, Rose.

That that will be all, thank you so much.

I think we all got it.

Thank you so much.

Okay, so from this list from the SBA,

these are reports of people
who suspected to have

these PPP loans.

It's a site with all the snitches.

We're gonna go in looking
like the bad guys.

The SBA is gonna blame the
banks for all this mess.

Please understand that
this is not a drug bust

so we can tone down the arrests.

Boss wants us to go in quietly
and that's what we gonna do.

Any questions?

- So who leads the task
force, us or the SBA?

- All right, understand that

we are not working alone, y'all.

We're all working together on this.

No one's taking lead.

The SBA is also looking at these new banks

that people are opening
up, these new accounts.

All right, so it's drawing these red flags

and we need to look into it.

Any questions?

- This isn't a question.

I'm just thankful to be on the team.

- Thank you Agent Rico,
that's good to know.

You guys, let's wrap this up, all right?

Let's get out of here.

- Just gonna do our work.

(mysterious music)

- Easy, easy, bro, easy.

- Hold on, don't just be
rolling up on me like that, bro.

You gotta announce yourself.

- I got you, but this
is a premium vehicle.

You gonna get fingerprints all
on it and this stuff my guy.

- I hear you bro, but I'm
looking to make a purchase.

- Oh, okay, okay, cash?

We don't do no financing now.

- Do I look like I need financing?

(playful music)

- Okay, well how much cash you got?

You never know, I mean.

- So what, we need to do cash?

Dude, stop announcing it out like that.

I'm gonna be watching.

Look, this is what I'm gonna do

let me check my traps real quick.

(playful music)

(laughing)

- Bro, this is 200.

I mean come one bro,
this ain't gonna get it.

200, that's it's not gonna get it bro.

- Bro, that's just like black people.

You always gotta see it to
believe it or some shit.

Why won't you just
believe what I'm saying?

We both be brothers.

- I can't do that.

- See you got me out here like

look, don't be telling everybody about

what I'm doing around here.

I don't want nobody checking my pocket.

- I got you, I got you.

- Okay, we negotiating.

- That's gonna suffice, huh?

Now we talking.

- Hop in there.

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Clean title, one owner,
that's leather, not pleather.

It's leather, you know.

- Let me get the CarFax.

- CarFax, I got it right in my office.

Let's go check it out.

- Let's do this, bro.

- Y'all I just can't
take the abusive yelling.

I am just gonna have a mental breakdown.

- Don't worry, girl.

We got your back.

Anything you need, we got you.

- Yeah girl, we go way
back, we're here for you.

(mysterious music)

- I am just so grateful for y'all.

Let me go get my bags.

(mysterious music)

- She can't stay with me,
she gotta stay with you.

- She can stay with me neither.

- Why?

- You know my man a hoe, he
ain't never got no clothes on.

- So.

- So, bitch I finally
got that nigga isolated.

I just want my nigga with

no social media, no phone,
no legs, no family, just me.

- Damn, that's hard.

But at least you're not depressed like me.

I can't deal with her problems and mine.

I'm gonna tell her I got bedbugs.

What?

You don't understand, Mona.

I need to protect my mental.

- But we gotta do something though

Like we gotta paper,
scissors, rock or something.

We really is all she got.

- No, correction, she's got two niggas

she can humble herself and go to.

She's got life better than
we do and don't even know it.

She's got two men that
want her while I have zero.

- Fam, you sounding real salty.

You need her company plus you've known her

way longer than I have.

- And what's that supposed to mean?

(rap music)

(luggage thudding)

- I just need a week or so.

- You all right girl.

Mona said you can stay with her

til you're back on your toes.

- She be playing, Janelle.

Pam said she got you.

- I got roaches, they come out at night.

She good then, cause I got
bed bugs and rats, big ones.

- She lying Janelle, I really got roaches.

I seen one the other day.

- No you didn't.

- Yes I did.

- Where?

- Right over there.

- In this nice ass house?

Ain't no roaches in here.

- It was right there, I swear it was.

(dramatic thudding)

♪ If I was down back couldn't process ♪

♪ Now we up yeah ♪

♪ I made sacrifices to
get where my life is ♪

♪ Now we up ♪

- Grandpa, hell man.

Wake up man, how many
of these did you take?

- [Goldie] I think I found the.

(record scratching)

- Hey, I didn't know you was here.

- Yeah, sorry for surprising you.

I was just leaving.

- Just leaving, huh.

- What you got here?

- This?

- Yeah.

- It's paperwork for your
grandfather's business.

He wanted me to take
it to storage for him.

Something about bankruptcy
or something, I don't know.

- Wow, he didn't say anything to me

about shutting down for good.

- Yeah, I mean you're his grandson

so I'm sure he would rather you do it.

And my shift is over, so.

I'll see you later, okay?

Okay.

It was nice seeing you again.

(mysterious music)

- Damn, I see you grandpa.

Too bad you ain't smacking these days.

- Smacking, give me that.

- Oh you nasty.

- I'm due for one of them trips girl

where you record everything,
but who you with?

- Girl, no, you been acting
different and I don't like it.

So you're not gonna tell
me what's really going on?

(mysterious music)

- What do you mean?

- The way you left, you did something.

What did you do, Janelle?

Look, you can hold it in,

but it looks like it's eating you up.

My lips are sealed, go ahead
and get it off your breasts.

(laughing)

Okay, so how about this?

I'll ask the questions and you decide

whether or not to answer.

- Okay, cool.

- Did y'all have sex?

- Hey, how you just gonna
jump to did y'all have sex.

- Okay my bad.

Did any kissing go on?

(dramatic music)

- Yes.

- Ooh, snap.

- Pam, this is hard to explain as it is.

Let's just get through this.

- Okay, my bad, did any undressing go on?

- Yes.

- Well, if any undressing went on,

we could stop right there.

- You don't understand
why it's hard to explain.

- It's nothing to explain
boo, it is what it is.

- What is it?

- Are we really gonna do this, Janelle?

You know, he tapped that ass.

- Pam, stop.

I'm not playing this game anymore.

You always grilling me.

What about your man out in Arizona?

Is he a good man, can he be trusted?

- The only way I would ever trust a man

while I'm not around is if he die

til I meet back up with him
again because niggas ain't shit.

(dramatic music)

- Okay, this how you wanna play it?

That's how she want to play it, huh?

Okay, well two can play that game.

She must not know me.

My grandpa was the mac of the year.

I come from a long line of macs.

'S aight, 's aight, okay.

Call on one of my old hoes,
I got something for you.

I deleted all my female contacts.

Man I been caking, I need
to get my shit together.

Let me get on Tinder, see
what that's looking like.

- Yeah. I got that hellfire boy.

Nah, this ain't that shit
I gave you last time.

Look, I'm gonna throw a little
extra in the bag for you.

Man pull up, you know where we at.

Yeah, we cooking, bet, bet.

- We banking now.

- Now look, that nigga
Nemo ain't gonna like this

when he find out.

- Shit right, that nigga always trying to

stomp and punch, punch and stomp niggas.

- Man I know, but look, hopefully
he goes back to his wife.

I mean, why is he here
anyway staying with his mama?

I heard his wife was cheating,
but he married a stripper.

(laughing)

- I'm in love with a stripper.

- I don't know if it matters

but I know she ain't from Kansas.

What strippers, you know from Kansas?

- None.

- Look, all seriousness,
if he run up on me,

shit, I'm just gonna pull out my strap.

- Nah, bro, look, we only gonna use that

if it's life or death.

Everybody know Nemo don't do guns.

We just have to jump that nigga.

- I feel you bro.

You really done with guns

ever since your brother got killed, huh?

- Man, yeah bro, it's like everybody

always wanna settle they
disputes with guns, bro.

Like they don't know how to take they Ls.

That shit's soft to me bro.

It's like, you win some you lose some.

Man, look everybody lose
in that situation bro.

The killer and a person shot.

Nigga who kill my brother, he doing life.

- Damn, but hopefully we just

give him his money, he'll leave, right?

- Yeah, I don't know about Nemo.

♪ Oh I feel ♪

(car door slams)

- Big Smoke.

- Where's it at.

- Nigga.

- Yes sir.

- Your big ass almost got me killed.

- I told you about saying
the N word, my boy.

- You know I'm with the eses over

on the other side of the highway, come on.

- I got you, I got you, my bad.

But look, that's that hellfire.

So you protect that.

- My boy.

♪ All right we gonna win ♪

- Oh shake it and wiggle, okay.

♪ Baby I been thinking about your lips ♪

(ominous music)

(door thudding)

- [Man] Open up.

- Hey man, that's my job.

(door thudding)

FBI, open up.

- We're looking for Tamara Gold.

- FBI, open up.

- Shit.

Hey, FBI?

- Get on the ground.

- Why you gotta do me like that?

- You know why we here.

- Why you gotta do me like that?

Okay, come in.

I'll be totally cooperative.

- Look at that, evidence
right there on the table.

- I will tell you whatever
you need to know, man.

- Put your hands behind your back.

Put me down.

- Hold her steady, hold her steady.

(ominous thud)

Oh my God.

- Hold up, wait a minute.

(energetic music)

- You know who this is?

- You're gonna arrest me, you didn't

ask me no damn questions.

- Stop resisting.

- My bad.

- I thought it was glue-in,
I thought it was a glue-in.

- I've got addresses, license plates,

social security numbers,
what you wanna know, man?

I can't go back to jail.

- I thought it was a glue in.

- I can't go back to jail.

Come on y'all, I'm the
world's biggest wreck.

♪ Bitch I push that stack ♪

♪ We can't loosen the track ♪

♪ Whole city on my back ♪

- Hey let me guess, money came in.

- Bro I'm tripping right now.

You don't even know man,
this shit is unreal man.

It feels amazing.

Haircut's on me.

- What you doing.

- New chain is on me too, I got you.

- No, this is a classic.

- New chain if you need one.

If you need a new one, I got you.

- Can't replace Black Jesus.

- Black Jesus needs some
lotion, he's a little ashy.

- Those are diamonds, genius.

Listen, I'm cool bro,
I'm gonna just chill.

You know, lay low, get
off the grid, you feel me?

- Thought you said everything look good

when you sent the loan through bro.

- Everything is good.

What I'm talking about
ain't got nothing to do with

the money or the load or none of that.

- Why you switching up on me?

- Gotta remember I done
did 130 of these bro.

- 131, what's the problem?

- I put my money up, I
stashed it up, you know,

but I might have to go sit it down.

I'm just trying to enjoy
everything that I can while I can,

before shit the fan, if that makes sense.

- Why are you talking like that, bro?

See, now you got me nervous now, bro.

See you do realize you the reason why

I'm even doing this shit.

- Jacob, we're both grown, bro.

None of your name is on the paperwork.

Therefore, if anything wants to go

down your grandpa's the one
that's getting picked up.

- So what you saying?

- Nothin, forget about it.

Don't let my negativity
and what I'm talking about

have anything to do with
what you got going on,

you know what I'm saying?

Or mess up your vibe.

What you doing, what you about to do,

what you about get into?

- See I'm taking Shay-Shay out tonight.

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Back on that ass with a vengeance.

I went out like a chump back in the day.

- You did.

- I know you remember that.

Shit, but tonight after
I'm done with her ass,

I'm gonna pull out my notepad

and scratch her name off
right in front of her.

But it's like, yeah,
next, you understand me?

And no more thing.

- You is crazy

- Hey, check it, why don't you do

what you do what my cousin
did, check this out.

You wear something from
like 2018, you know,

before you even met Janelle, that way,

when somebody take pictures
of y'all got a story for that,

you know, cause I mean,
Janelle's going to kill you

she find out you even spent
two seconds with Shay-Shay.

Me, I'm still trying
to wrap my head around

the fact that you even doing this shit.

I see you found a way to heal
from what she put you through.

- I'm counting new money,
the fuck I look like

putting on old clothes.

I ain't worried about Janelle, bro.

I ain't heard from
Janelle in over two weeks.

- I been knowing you
bro, and I can see it.

The hurt it's in your eyes.

You feel me?

What I don't get is why you
can't just be more like me bro.

Have eyes for one girl,
but dick for them all.

- First of all, you nasty.

There's a reason why
I'm up right now, bro.

Like I'm living my best life.

You know, money makes things a lot easier.

You know what I'm saying?

Like I ain't worried about
all that emotional shit.

I'm good for right now, bro.

Don't worry about me, I'm straight.

- You need to make sure
that you pulling out

as much cash as possible every day

because the trick to it is

is that they can only control
what's still in the bank.

- Oh, say less.

It's too easy, right?

- I see you, it's on bro.

Stay up.

- Oh yeah, if you run into Curious George

tell him I said hello.

You got them banana boat pants on.

- They make it easier you
know, for the comeback.

- [Jacob] You nasty.

- Yeah.

- Yeah bro, pull up here, we got it.

(ominous music)

- Shit, here come Nemo.

- Yeah bro, I got that,
come on, pull up man.

(ominous music)

- [Nemo] We, so we balling out here, huh?

- What you mean Nemo, we CashApped you.

- Yeah, I got that.

But I also got this list off Facebook.

They got both y'all names
on it for 20 racks each.

Now if I do the math correctly,

you and you read up on
better work to push me out.

First thing that came to my
mind was punching and stomping,

stomping and punching.

- Look, that's not what
we trying to do at all.

- Man for real look, we
trying to get all your money

and get it to you.

We ain't trying to make no excuses.

- Okay, tell you what.

Y'all straight on what
you owe me for my work

but ain't nobody buying my work

so I need a cut from y'all's work.

- What?

- You got a problem, nigga?

Man, give me your phone.

- Man now look, chill Nemo.

I know you a fair dude.

What you want from us?

- I need about five racks
by the end of the day, cash.

- Now hold up bro, we spend all our dough

trying to get you some pounds.

- Pounds, I got pounds.

I need cash.

So what we gonna do?

- We got you man, still but we got him.

Five racks, by the end of today?

- By the end of today.

- All right, I got you bro.

- All right.

♪ It's a drip check ♪

♪ I ain't even know
how much it kick yeah ♪

♪ But I been balling out on the arena ♪

♪ It's a drip check, yeah ♪

♪ It's a drip check, yeah ♪

♪ I can feel it, you know you feel it ♪

♪ Fuck it I'm dripping ♪

♪ Leaking bubbling motion ♪

- Terry what the hell is this?

$600, what did you buy?

A fucking PS5 or something?

- Yo babe, calm down, I've got cash.

I've got enough to get us in.

- Terry don't play with me.

Terry, where's the money?

- Can I explain, please?

- Stop beating around the bush for one.

- Look, I didn't buy anything, okay?

It was a loan and I get
it back sometime today.

- Listen, we are going to this comedy club

we're gonna have a good time

but when we leave the money
better be on my account

or you're gonna catch this smoke.

And stop all that damn crying.

Let's have a good time.

- Thank all y'all coming out tonight.

Give it up for y'all selves.

We survivors us out here,
we're gonna survive all of it.

I don't know about y'all

but the Corona been a blessing for me.

I know COVID been good for some

because I been watching y'all timeline

and y'all been having seafood boils

out the ass around here.

I ain't never seen that shit before.

I grew up on fish sticks and
the only time I got shrimp

was in the alfredo and that
was on special occasions.

I thought crab legs were seasonal.

I don't know how y'all
eat these motherfuckers

two years straight.

(laughter)

Gotta think outside the box during COVID.

Ain't no way in hell they
fishing that much in Alaska.

So I had to think, okay I
got a lot of sick ass niggas

in my family and they out of shape

and they say that's what COVID kills

three dollars a week you
get fucking life insurance

no background check, I look
oh shit, I can afford that.

I been waiting for a cough.

(coughing)

How you doing?

(laughing)

This nigga here came
out with his pajamas on.

I saw you flip-flopped your ass in.

Y'all been here with this nigga with

the skinny jeans on and shit.

Nigga, give this nigga a
necklace, our niggas don't even

like each other, no way in hell

you gonna have this nigga
come outside looking like that

and sit together that is

(laughter)

you just want to stunt on him.

You ain't really like him as a person.

Are y'all ready for your headliner?

Now this next comic coming to the stage

y'all can't be tender
like rough dreads fit

cause he gonna be on your
head like a fitted cap.

Please put y'all hands
together for Big Mike y'all.

(applause)

Hey, y'all make some noise for the

what's this nigga's name?

What's going on with you?

Hey, hey brother.

What you doing walking during my set

with your musty-ass dreads.

(ominous music)

You got a kango, a fango,
whatever the fuck it is.

Dreads ain't been clipped in days,

you got skinny jeans on with rips in them,

Your boots scream at you were

born in the fucking eighties
or seventies, no more.

You got blue trim on you with
your forever crippin' nigga.

(vocalizing)

Like what do you do?

What you do for a living brother?

You look like you the type
that you sell food stamps,

steal from your girlfriend type of shit.

- I cuddle.

- You cuddle bitches.

You look like you gets cuddled, bitch.

(laughter)

Nigga, this is my show.

I know you feeling you feeling bad

cause your bougie babe

- I'm gonna make a phone call real quick.

- And you got your IMDE
however the fuck it goes.

Wait a minute, Kyle Murray,
where you trying to go?

Bring your ass back here
with grimace for us all.

You got the same chain on that
I got from the Jamaican host.

And you got nerve to be
with this nigga after you

done bought him the Grimace
retro Petro, Jordan fives.

And you just want him
to look like your son.

You done went out and
got him a Bootsie fade.

You probably think you're a little rapper.

What, you got a bad bitch?

If she blink right now, she
ain't gonna see else about you.

- How much we got bro?

- It's mostly all there.

Just short 20 bucks.

He ain't gonna trip over that.

(ominous music)

- Nigga $20?

- Yeah.

- Man that nigga Nemo
will trip over a penny.

You think he ain't gonna trip over $20?

But look, if he trip, I
just gonna jump that nigga.

(ominous music)

- Shit, I'm down, let that nigga punk us.

- Hell naw, shit.

- Yeah nigga, go right there.

Give him the money, give him the money.

- What's up Nemo?

(ominous music)

- I'm gonna need that bread.

- It's short about $20 though.

- That's it, just 20.

- But we gonna get the rest of it to you

by tonight so we good?

- I thought our terms was clear.

- They was Nemo, come on.

(fist thudding)

- Shit, come on, Nemo.

Shit, bro.

(ominous music)

- Remember, remember our training bro.

Punch rock.

- I told you what would happen
if you didn't have my bread.

(ominous music)

- Bro, dodge and duck, duck and dodge.

Imma get some help.

(ominous music)

- Baby, wait.

Baby, we're just gonna talk.

- Terry, stop all that
motherfucking crying.

(ominous music)

(smacking)

Hey, where the fuck is
my husband's money at?

- What, what'd you say?

- Where the fuck is the funds

before I have to stomp and punch

and punch and stomp your ass?

(laughing)

- You're lucky I don't hit women.

(ominous music)

- Gimme that.

- Oh baby, he think you playing.

(laughing)

Show him what you did to me.

(fist thudding)

Damn, baby.

- Give me my motherfucking
funds, nigga, shit.

Yeah nigga, give me
this motherfucking money

plus interest, before I have
to stomp your ass, nigga.

Yeah, let's take it.

Period.

(ominous music)

Got that shit bitch, sleep on that nigga.

(ominous music)

(engine revving)

(ominous music)

- What the fuck?

(feet stomping)

Hey, hey, what you do bro?

- Nothing, what happened?

- Shit, you do that shit to Nemo?

- Yeah, man let's get the fuck out of here

before this nigga wakes up.

- You a cold ass nigga.

♪ I been needing a come up ♪

♪ I need something brand new ♪

♪ I've been needing a come up ♪

♪ I hope this last play ♪

♪ This last play falls through for me ♪

♪ Bill collectors hit my line ♪

♪ Saying they need they money on time ♪

♪ This time time I'm trying now ♪

- Are you okay?

- Naw, fuck that nigga, man.

He don't know what he talking
about, my Ja are real.

- Oh, hmm.

Well look, let's get straight to it.

I do 250 an hour.

(sensual music)

- Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

So that means that you are a.

- A business woman.

Your girl do it for
free and she can't even

pay rent on her business.

Don't front me, Sean told me everything.

I feel sorry for you but

you got a little money now, so what's up?

- Wait, wait, wait.

Hold on, hold on, naw.

I didn't come here for this.

I'm taking you home, businesswoman.

(car chiming)

- Cool, well if you taking me home

at least cuddle me before you leave.

That's really the best
thing you got going for you

for real, for real.

- What?

I'll tell you what.

Coincidentally, my cuddles
cost $250 an hour as well.

You woulda got it for
free if you wouldn't have

made this date about business.

- Oh, okay.

(sensual music)

Look.

(bills rustling)

You got change for 300?

- I don't.

(sensual music)

Yeah, you like that?

- Warm cash.

(ominous music)

- Here you are Mr. Cheekbone.

- Thank you little mama, I appreciate it.

- Thank you so much, you enjoy this house.

- Hold on, before you go,
let me give you a tip.

There you go.

- Thank you.

I'll be watching all your little videos

and I'm your number one fan.

Thank you, you have a great day.

- Oh hell no, definitely
need some new friends.

(playful music)

(siren chirping)

- Is this the pick up time?

- Are you ready?

- Agent Brad and Smith is
in the back hole over there.

Cheekbones is inside, he got company.

We don't know who it is yet.

- All right.

- Hey man, thought you
said there was gonna be

some hoes over here.

I don't see nothing but
sheep and blow up dolls.

- Hey, you think I'm gonna have

untrustworthy hoes around my money?

My dolls are respectful.

They never talk back.

Dolly and Molly is twins,

but Dolly ain't a virgin like Molly.

You know what I'm saying?

- What the hell you just say?

- Hey, you heard me.

- Hell no, man.

Anyway, what are you talking about?

- I ain't worried about that.

- [TV Narrator] The watchdogs are back.

- Better be worried about
what they talking about.

They talking about coming to bust people.

I don't even know why you
bought this big house, man.

Shoulda just stayed where you was at.

- I got money on money.

- About to get busted on busted.

- Hey, Dolly about to
get busted on busted.

- Hell no.

- [TV Narrator] Chief
prosecutor for pandemic fraud.

- You go that comedy show last night?

- Yeah, man went to that show.

It was whack.

I made a lot of money
from cuddling though.

I came up on the cuddling for real.

- You mean like, cuddling cuddling?

- Oh yeah.

- You cuddle and that?

- Yeah man, I'm a cuddling connoisseur.

- Well hey man, that's
gonna be about 60, my G.

- Oh yeah, keep the change, my dude.

(phone buzzing)

- Hello?

Calm down, mom.

What happened?

Grandpa?

He's in jail?

What the feds pick him up for?

No mom, I don't know nothing.

I don't know nothing
about no PPP loan mama.

No calm down mama.

I'm gonna find grandpa a lawyer.

Calm down, I'll call you later.

Okay, I love you.

- You good, G?

- Yeah, I'm good, man.

Shit, hold on.

(ominous music)

The fuck?

(ominous music)

Oh, no.

Ain't no mother, serious?

Fuck where's my money.

(groaning)

- You good, G?

- What?

- You need anything?

Is there anything I can do for you?

- Is there anything, yeah man.

That tip, man.

I'm gonna need that back, man.

Something came up man.

You my boy.

- Damn.

- Fuck, man.

Shit.

(ominous music)

Man.

(keys clicking)

- Answer the phone.

- [Voicemail] Your call
has been forwarded to

an automatic voice message system.

- Big lipped motherfucker.

- [Voicemail] At the tone,
please record your message.

- Sean, bro, man, meet
me at the office man.

It's important, ASAP.

(ominous music)

(doorbell chiming)

- Who's that?

- Hold on, oh shit bro, it's the FBI.

(dramatic music)

Hey, come on man.

- FBI?

- Hey man, get this.

Come on man, take this
money, if you get away

hide it somewhere.

Imma distract them.

Hurry up and go out the back.

(ominous music)

- You ready to do this?

- Born ready.

- Shit.

(ominous music)

- Freeze, on your knees.

- Don't start moving, what the hell.

- What the hell?

- Stop resisting.

- Hell no, resisting?

I did not take your Lucky Charms.

I don't even like cereal.

(dramatic music)

(bills rustling)

- No I ain't coming out
unless Dolly's coming with me.

- Dolly, what the fuck is
he talking about Dolly?

- I don't know, he said
he's not gonna come out

unless he brings Dolly.

- Is this dude crazy?

- Just tell him yes.

- Yes.

(dramatic music)

You can bring Dolly.

(dramatic music)

- Now you said I could take Dolly,

don't take Dolly.

- It's all right, I'll let you take Dolly.

Just relax, man, which one's Dolly?

- The one with the big titties.

- All right, just calm down man.

(mysterious music)

- What?

- I need to use the restroom Nemo.

Come on man, you've been
in there three hours.

Why is you back home anyways?

- Stay in the kid's place
and mind your business.

I am, I'm at momma's place

because I'm still in elementary school.

Why you here invading my space?

(playful music)

- Look little bro, I am
going home, so shut up.

In fact, go get me some ice.

- You shut up and yeah, I seen that eye

and ice ain't gonna help it.

(laughing)

(thudding)

(door slams)

- Oh I love you Dolly.

I love you Dolly.

Hold her down for me, baby.

(energetic music)

- Stop resisting.

(energetic music)

- Stay down.

- Grab his other arm, grab his other arm.

- Dolly, no, Dolly.

Dolly, I love you Dolly.

- [Agent] Stop resisting.

- Fuck Dolly.

- [Agent] We said, stop resisting.

- Damn, girl.

- Shut the fuck up.

- [Man] Okay, shit.

- I've heard you got
them nice cuddle cards

and I need one for my girl's birthday.

- Okay, trying to purchase
some cuddles for your lady.

- Yes sir.

- I can understand that.

Okay, how big are we talking?

The weight scale changes.

- Okay, I like them thick.

She about 320.

- That's gonna be about 200 an hour.

- 200?

- Yeah.

- Hoo, man, I don't know about that.

- She gave you 700?

- Yo, yo, yo, shh.

Discussing business.

Thank you for coming by.

- Listen bro.

I'm gonna just start with this bro.

The feds, the freeze the account bro.

They don't take money out.

- Who took the money out, Sean?

The money just grew legs and
just walked out of the account?

Man the only people who
knew about this shit

was you and my grandpa didn't have a clue

about this shit.

That man is locked up can't
tell the feds nothing.

He can't tell them shit
if he don't know shit.

- Like you said, he don't know shit.

He in the dark about this shit.

Look bro, I know how this shit looks bro

but I really just need
you to trust me, man.

I don't got nothing to do with
all that money missing, bro.

- Trust you?

Nigga I was in suspense
about this whole thing.

Trust you and I been calling you all day

can't get ahold of you and
you just busting in here?

- What you need to do is go down

and talk to them white folks at the bank.

- Go talk to the bank?

Nigga, yeah right.

My grandpa gave me that card to use.

My name ain't nowhere near
connected to that shit.

What I look like going to this bank

asking them hey, you know that account

that was closed and got my grandpa in jail

can you give me some more information?

How suspect is that shit gonna look?

And instead of asking me what I can do

you sure you even used the right numbers?

- No you didn't.

So this is where we're going with this?

- Yeah, man.

- Nigga just yesterday you
were spending hella money.

- Mm-hmm.

- You was going crazy with it.

Oh my God.

I really don't want to
hear nothing about this.

I didn't deliver shit.

You know what?

I don't got time for this.

I got way too much on my plate.

- Yeah, seem like you're
in a real rush to leave

after you done took all my money.

- Cool, I see where we at with this.

Imma just see you when I see you.

- Look, you need to chill.

Everything is being traced.

Everything going to the offshore accounts

is being tracked.

We need to focus on getting the old man to

snitch on sunshine.

That's all we got.

- Now you know this old man
that own this porn store

ain't got this loan.

I don't know how these scammers

is getting away with all this.

- Look you always get this way when things

are out of your control.

- Like what?

- You gotta admit, at
the time I didn't know

about your mom.

One day my mom leaves, my dad comes in

and tells me I got a sister

and I never hear from her again

so this is hard for me too

but you're nothing like.

- Nothing like what?

It's your idea to let
everyone know that we're not

brothers and sisters up in here.

Hell, I know that my mom is dead

but ain't nobody else telling me

I ain't got family around here.

- I'm your family.

You know how things are around here.

They don't like family
members working together

in the same department.

You keep acting like I'm
ashamed of you or something.

- You right.

I'm sorry, big bro.

I just got a lot going on.

By the way, congrats on your bust.

- Thank you.

Hey, I'm proud of you too.

You ain't hurt nobody yet.

- No.

- Don't worry, we're gonna get sunshine.

It'll be good.

- All right.

(energetic music)

(spritzing)

- It's a good day to get tossed.

♪ I said Lord help me please ♪

♪ Got to sing and shout in victory ♪

♪ Victory is mine ♪

♪ Victory is mine ♪

- My brother, listen.

(speaking foreign language)

Hallelujah.

♪ I don't sing it ♪

♪ Get me high ♪

♪ Victory is mine, is mine ♪

♪ Victory is mine ♪

♪ Victory today is mine ♪

♪ I don't say it ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ Victory today is mine ♪

- Hallelujah, hallelujah.

God chose me today.

- Ow, my eyes.

- Hallelujah, glory be to God.

Oh yes Lord.

Now y'all got to excuse me

'cause Mrs. Rain ain't.

(laughter)

- Y'all hush.

- Y'all see that?

Y'all see what happened, right?

See what God just did.

I was on my way down

stumbling, how they do in life.

God he picked me up

(snoring)

and he stood me strong.

That's why I'm here today

and this message is about money

and you know what they say about money.

They say money is the root of all evil.

I'm here today to let you know

let me carry your evil.

Give me the money so I
can carry the evils of

your burdens.

He will multiply your stimulus.

Just like how God gave us the rainbow

to promise us that he would
never flood the earth again.

Because no matter how we.

- Pastor, pastor, pastor.

- Hey, what's up pastor.

- [Congregation] Ooh.

- Congregation, shh, I feel
a presence in the mist.

Wait, wait, wait, hold up.

(playful music)

Y'all would do this to me?

(playful music)

In my church?

(playful music)

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

- I'm Jacob Cuddler, I had
a 10 o'clock appointment.

- [Receptionist] Okay, I'll
let her know you're here.

- Thank you.

- Your 10 o'clock is here.

- Hey you, hey, I remember you, come here.

- Hey, I had no idea you was a lawyer.

- Yes, yes, mm, yes.

(chimes tinkling)

Come here, mm, yes.

Good to see you.

That's actually how I met my husband.

- Right.

- You know, he got into a little trouble

that I helped him out of.

We had feelings for each
other, now we're married.

- What a story, sounds
like a great couple.

- Mm-hmm, thanks, come on back.

- All right.

- Have a seat.

- Thank you.

- So what brings you in?

- My situation is
pertaining to that PPP loan.

The feds got my grandpa in jail for

taking 2 million for a loan.

- Did he spend it?

- None of it.

- Okay, well that's good.

If he still has some money,
I can work a better deal.

- I gotta be real with you, Mrs. Rain. .

My grandpa didn't have
nothing to do with this.

I did of the loan in his name,

my boy Sean, he put the
little finishing touches on it

and sent it through.

He was the only one
who had the information

to process the loan.

- Hmm, why would he do it for $2 million

and he has none of it.

I mean, this, this could
turn out to be expensive.

- How much we talking?

- I'm thinking close to 10K.

I mean you need some quick work done.

- Damn, $10,000?

I don't have that kind
of money, Mrs. Rain.

- That's okay, I can take
another form of payment.

- Like what, you take food stamps?

(laughing)

- Funny, you know what I mean.

- Oh no, no, Mrs. Rain.

I can't go down for sleeping
with the preacher's wife.

That's a one way ticket to hell.

- Oh come on, Mr. Cuddler.

I'm a woman of God, I have other needs.

- Like what?

- I lack much affection in my life.

You know, my husband,
he keeps my other needs

where sex is concerned, I'm filled there.

I just need a hug.

I mean, there's something
that you should be aware of.

- No, okay, Miss First Lady.

Well, I'm listening, I'm all ears, baby.

- I've watched you and
you're a man of discipline.

So I will do your case if
you cuddle me for one hour.

- What, why?

- Like I said, I lack, love and affection.

I need that extra touch.

I just need to be held.

- Wow, okay, okay.

Well cuddling with no sex, I can do that.

Don't want to do that, but I can do that.

- Okay, okay, good.

There's just one more thing.

- What's up?

- So I've been talking to the
ladies of the church about you

and they also need to blow
off a little steam, right?

Knock that extra little edge off.

So they're willing to also cuddle

with you for one hour for $500.

- $500 an hour?

Hell yeah, I'll cuddle them bi-

I mean, absolutely, I'd love to cuddle

the members of your
congregation. Mrs. Rain.

- All right, that's what I like to hear.

One more hug.

- Yes, one for the road.

(chiming)

- Seal the deal.

- Yeah, press down.

Stick it together, on an oath.

- Yes.

(chiming)

(doors slamming)

- Lonnie, Lonnie, Lonnie.

Thought you was leaving?

What's good, nigga?

- Nigga, where Sean at?

Seem like your boy disappeared.

- Is there a problem?

- Yeah nigga, we got a problem.

- Ain't no problem.

- Come on, I ain't got
no problem with you, bro.

But your boy, he disappeared.

He ain't answering the phone

and I need him for this
shit that's hidden,

that's a problem.

(ominous music)

- Bro.

- Come on.

(ominous music)

(thudding)

- Oh, fuck.

Shit ain't over, Lonnie.

Fast-ass rabbit.

- You a real piece of
work Reverend Do Wrong.

- Why me?

- Hitter wanna see you.

- For what?

- You know you placed that
second bet on the game?

He just wanna watch it with you

so maybe you should go and get

that offering you was collecting.

You just got that PPP loan, didn't you say

you're good for this, right?

- Yeah, coins, nice.

Sprinkle me, mate.

- Cha-ching.

- Man, take that nigga to the car.

- I saw your man, girl.

- What about him?

- He's doing good, real
good, he's a genius.

- Why do you say that?

- Oh, I'm surprised you haven't heard.

He got a busload of church
women lined up for cuddles

charging 250 to 1000 depending
on the circumstances.

(sultry music)

- Hmm.

- So what if I wanted to cuddle all night?

- All night?

It would be very costly,
Mrs. Jackson, for all night.

- Costly, money really is no issue.

(coins jingling)

- Check your Cash App.

- Really?

- Okay, all right, all right, all right.

But all I ask is that
you keep your clothes on.

My policies are very clear about this.

You are a married woman.

- You're gonna like
have to meet me halfway

because I'm gonna take mine off.

You can keep yours on.

I'm gonna take mine off.

- Wait, that's definitely not a good idea.

Not a good idea at all.

I tell you what, you just
keep your all clothes on

and I'll take some of mines off.

That way, we not breaking
any rules, you know?

- Yeah, that's fine.

Come on, let's go.

- Okay.

(playful music)

- All right, I'll just take clothes off.

- That's my husband.

- Ow.

- Hurry up.

(shoes thudding)

(playful music)

♪ Yeah I'm like the way ♪

♪ I'm at the way ♪

♪ Yeah I'm the way ♪

♪ Get them outta the way ♪

♪ Get them outta the way ♪

- No, I'm telling you when I
get this little nigga, bro.

He mine on site.

Hey, you ain't even gonna
have to trip from here on out.

Just watch my nigga, watch me.

I'm gonna catch him.

(ominous music)

(phone ringing)

- [Voicemail] Your call
has been forwarded to

an automatic voice message system.

- Nigga, answer the fucking phone.

This nigga's out here trying to kill me

you out here acting like
a magician or something.

- [Voicemail] At the
tone, please, record your.

(playful music)

(snoring)

(playful music)

(snorting)

(playful music)

(thudding)

- Who's that?

(playful music)

- It's nobody babe, it's nobody.

- Oh no, no, I heard something.

(playful music)

- [Announcer] Touchdown, here's
Anderson to kick it away.

And they're gonna, mark
that out of bounds.

- Thank you jesus.

- [Announcer] Went past the 40 yard line.

- Went outta. Thank you.

- So the chief's word, pastor

doubling up on them tithes
and offering this week?

- Oh you know it Hitter

and you know what they say, right?

- What's that?

- With God in your life,
you got to roll the dice.

- Well I don't know nothing about that

but it looks like you
found your pot of gold

at the end of the rainbow
Pastor Leprechaun.

- Will he do it?

Yes he will.

I don't need this, because
I just got 20 big bands

and I'm gonna bet it
on the Chiefs next week

ain't that right Hitter.

- Well you pastors is real pieces of work

up in that pulpit every
week preaching the good life

and you ain't even lit.

I practice what I preach.

- Practice what you preach?

Well ain't this about a devil's sin.

I can't believe you have the audacity to

talk to me like this.

All my years of preaching,
all my life I had to fight.

(ominous thud)

Oh, y'all want to fight
the preacher man, huh?

God says thou shall
not touch thy anointed.

(ominous music)

No, go back to where you was.

I see God talked to you earlier.

Shoo, shoo, shoo.

Now Red, if you'd just mind your business

we could continue to do
business, you know what I mean?

You do know what clickbait is, huh?

- I know what clickbait is.

- You know the way that the transgenders

clickbait the street men.

- From what I hear, you might
know something about that.

- Devil there's a lot
I refuse, but listen,

this is a cold world out here

and we all got to learn how to stay warm.

Besides we all play the
game to get what we want

ain't that right?

Alrighty then, fellas, make sure

I see y'all at church next week

with your tithe and offering.

Hit up, I'm out.

Jesus.

- Man Hitter I'm gonna get a chance to

lay my hands on that negro
and it won't be holy.

- Amen.

- So what's up ?

What we got.

- Jacob from the looks of it

really all the money in the world

might not be able to help you right now.

We honestly need a miracle.

- Shit man.

I mean what if I say I did it.

- I'll support you, whatever
choice that you make.

But I mean, I've had your hugs
and you know how they are.

It's a lot of men in prison
that would kill for those hugs

too if you know what I mean?

- Oh hell no, we, we gonna
keep everything the way it is.

- Okay, I can do that.

- Yo, What's good, bro.

I ain't see you in a while.

How you doing?

- Good.

- What's up man?

- Ain't that the pastor's wife?

- Yeah, she's a lawyer too.

She good though.

- Y'all got a minute?

- Yeah, we do.

- Well, I stashed all
the money and I'm ready,

let's go set it down.

- Set it down, like, go turn yourself in?

Like, why you wanna do that?

- Well, I say it like this.

We all don't need to pay for these loans.

You heard of Jesus?

He pulled it off, one man,
paying the price for everybody.

You feel me?

- Yeah I feel you,
hallelujah and all that.

But what about that 15 years

you gonna get in jail for that $2 million?

I mean, you're already wearing
prison colors right now.

- Like Jesus, it come with the turf.

I'm ready to do the right
thing and go set it down.

You don't wait til something
happen to get ready.

Like you said, you see the colors, man.

You stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready.

- That's real shit man.

Love bro, I mean, keep me
posted on the next step.

- Alrighty, pray for me.

- Always.

- All right bro, be easy.

- So change of plans?

- I guess so.

I guess it looks like I won't be having to

cuddle your congregation after all.

- Oh no, you still gotta do that.

- Yeah, you right, Sister Johnson already

put a deposit down.

- Sounds like her.

- Hey this is a closed case y'all.

Where we going after this?

- Man, let's all hit up Applebee's.

- They've got colored drinks.

- Yeah, you gonna roll with us?

- I'm down.

- Let's make it happen man.

- There go Agent Bright, y'all.

(applause)

- Go ahead, go ahead.

- Good job girl.

- Thank you girl.

- Yeah, you wanna split
a two for 20 with me bro?

- Yeah, let's do it.

- Okay, nah, you need a
Uber, you drink too much.

I don't wanna hear it.

- I don't feel right.

- Why you always have to be so difficult?

We can't know everything and that's okay.

- And what's that supposed to mean?

- It means if something
comes up, we'll deal with it.

It's time to celebrate.

Come on, we gotta go
dance, let's have fun.

All your partners are
out to there celebrating.

- Don't do that no more.

(ominous chime)

- Well look at what we have here.

I hope you got some good news for me.

- Can't call it good news.

But it's news nonetheless.

Y'all ain't got worry about Sean no more.

- Why'd you say that?

- That nigga turned himself in,

took the rap for everybody
and all the money with it.

- A real one for that.

- Yeah, my cousin owes
a solid one fo' sho.

He ain't never been no Mickey Mouse nigga.

I gotta go though, I'm out
here slashing and dashing.

I'm gonna holler at y'all niggas later.

- Hey Yolana.

I say God work in mysterious ways.

You came through with this one, man.

Let's just say it's a bonus.

- I appreciate that.

(dramatic music)

- All rise.

The US district court for

the 18th judicial district
of Kansas is now in session.

Honorable Matthews presiding.

(ominous music)

- Please be seated.

Will the defendant please rise?

Are you the defendant in this case?

- Yes.

- Please state your name and your age.

- Sean Miles Murray I'm 28.

- Mr. Murray, you are charged with

one count of laundering money
and five counts of wire fraud.

How do you plead?

(ominous music)

- Guilty.

- Thank you, Mr. Murray.

will the prosecuting attorney
please state his or her name

for the record.

- Veronica Getman.

- Thank you. Ms. Getman.

Will the attorney for the
defense please state his or

her name for the record.

- Clarice Rain, your honor.

- Thank you Mrs. Rain.

We are ready to proceed with

the sentencing portion of our case.

The defendant having pled guilty to

six counts of criminal information.

Specifically the one
count of laundering money

and five counts of wire fraud

in violation of Title
18 United States code

sections 1956 and 1343
both of which are felonies.

I'll be glad to hear from the government

and then from the defense and Mr. Murray,

I'll give you the opportunity
to address the court.

You may be seated for now.

Ms. Getman, you may proceed.

- Thank you, your honor.

Can you please instruct your
client to please remove his

glasses so we can see into his eyes?

- Certainly will the defendant
please remove his glasses?

- Nobody gotta tell me to do nothing.

Don't nobody gotta tell me to do nothing.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, your honor.

The government sentencing is as follows.

60 months for the count
of money laundering

and 120 months for the
five counts of wire fraud

with no possibility of parole.

And I'd like to explain why

this sentencing is
appropriate for this case.

Mr. Murray is one of the many people

who have robbed American
small businesses of

the opportunity to keep
their business open.

This man must be held
accountable for all of the thefts

towards the only help most of
these small business owners

have had during one of
the toughest seasons

America has witnessed.

Thank you for your time, your honor.

- Thank you, Ms. Getman.

- Mrs. Rain, I'll be
glad to hear from you.

- I don't intend to
take much of your time.

Thank you, your honor.

Your honor, I'd like to present

that my client has no
prior criminal record.

The last time he had
any run-ins with the law

he was a teenager stealing candy.

My client understands the
errors that he has made

and for such Mr. Murray came here today

willing and ready to accept

the consequences of those actions.

Anything that you may
see fit, we understand,

but we are ultimately asking
for a lighter sentencing,

knowing that we will honor
and respect any sentencing

that you pass down.

Thank you for your time, your honor.

- Thank you Mrs. Rain.

Mr. Murray, if you'll please stand.

I'll now personally address you

to determine if you
wish to make a statement

and give you the opportunity
to speak on your own behalf.

Do you wish to make a statement, sir?

- Yes.

I seen somebody do this before,

but they didn't do it
the right way with me.

- I got this, trust me.

- No, I got this.

I'm doing this for me.

- Okay.

- Your honor, I'd like to sing a song.

Hello there your honor.

I like to say that I'm sorry
for the things I've done

and I try to be stronger
in this life I chose

but I want you to know
that door I've closed

and your honor I'm sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.

And to my mother, I'm
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

To the small businesses, I'm
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

To the taxpayers, I'm
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

(cheering)

(gavel pounding)

- We'll have order in the court.

We'll have you fined for
contempt if it happens again.

Thank you Mr. Murray.

Well, you're obviously
a talented young man

and I hope that you'll
use your time productively

in the El Dorado State Penitentiary.

I hope that you'll take advantage of

the programs that they offer so that

upon your a release, you
can achieve all your goals.

Now the court has taken into
consideration the nature

and the circumstance of the offenses.

And I have considered the
aggravating and the mitigating

factors in determining a
sentence case number 6520

third degree, money laundering,
one count, 60 months.

For wire fraud under
section 1343 of title 18

five counts 120 months.

Mr. Murray, you should
really thank Mrs. Rain.

You have a highly favorite
attorney representing you today

for me to even consider parole.

It is here by order that the
defendant be incarcerated

within the department of corrections

for a total of 15 years, with
the possibility of parole

in seven years, six months.

That is this sentence of this court.

- What is he paying for, the shoes?

Jesus, not like this baby.

Come on years on you gonna be right?

- 15 years?

- Not like this.

(dramatic music)

- Hold on, so you're telling me,

you're taking me to see the real sunshine?

Yes, it's something you need to see.

(playful music)

Keep going.

- Take your ass up in
there and have a seat.

- Hold up, what is going on?

You're supposed to trust me.

- I don't trust you
and why all of a sudden

grandpa looking like he
don't been healed by Jesus?

- God is good.

- All the lean over disgusting shit.

And I thought you was supposed
to be taking me somewhere to

meet this girl named Sunshine.

- Sis.

- Hey, hey bitch.

Hello?

(playful music)

- So serious.

- What up, sis?

- What is this?

You look like.

- We twins, my feet are the

ain't no ocean, ain't no sea.

Not on a serious.

What up, sis?

Wait a minute, how?

Don't tell me how.

I don't know, I don't know.

- Sis, there's much don't know.

Grandpa Smack and Goldie is not

the real crooks in this case, trust me.

Our so-called brother
is the son of the man

who controls the whole operation.

Without him, this money
will be easily traced.

You see the guy you sent to prison,

he didn't actually run anything.

He actually works for me.

I knew his ass wasn't Sunshine,
it's a damn girl's name.

So wait a minute, you're
telling me you're Sunshine

and wait a minute,

is that in on this?

This is Judge Matthews' whole operation.

Our parents never told you I existed

because they thought it was best for us.

Mom raised me in the hood with
no support of dad, of course,

because she was a strong black mom

trying to prove something.

Get this, mom called us the light twins.

You were bright, and I was sunshine.

You get it?

- Rude.

- Mom was a secret because Judge Matthews

was married to our brother's mother.

One day, Mom drops you off
at Judge Matthews' doorstep.

And guess who answered the door?

His wife, but mom told her
everything, everything.

And then mom packed me
up and we moved to Tulsa.

I'm not mad at all,

but don't understand why the judge would

hide us from each other.

I mean he showed up in
my life after mom died

and decided to do crime with me

and played goody goody with you.

So wait a minute.

Is Tim in all this?

No, well, I don't know.

I mean, he's a good guy and all,

but daddy don't want me
talking to him nor you.

Dad paid me a lot of
money to stay out the way,

but we just thought that you
just needed to know the truth,

but you do know that you take me down

and you taking the whole family down.

- All us.

- Everybody.

- All us.

- I bet you didn't know
that Miss Goldie is

our little sister.

Dad had a little dark secrets.

- Papa was a rollin stone.

- But real talk sis, I hate that

you have to find out this way,

but we all wanna know, what you gonna do?

- Little sis, huh?

I gotta apologize to you
cause after I arrest you,

I kind of went back to your house,

set fire to all your Indian Remis.

- Wait a minute.

- Hold on.

- Hey, you wasn't even there.

- Wait was this the
Indian Remi that was mine?

- You gave me the

(overlapping shouting)

- We need to stop talking
and start walking.

- I just wanna know what you gonna do.

- I'll will shoot you.

- My pride got in the way,

but I've been miserable without you.

- Oh baby, me too.

Even though it's still hard to believe

your missing shoe story.

- So we going there, that's what we doing?

- Yeah.

- Bet, bet.

But let's not forget that you
gotta missing shoe situation

that hasn't been resolved either, right?

The truth baby.

- It's embarrassing.

- Just tell me the truth, baby.

That's the only way we gonna
heal properly from this.

- Okay, look Jacob.

For starters, Leonard, he's a weirdo.

- Okay, most bald men are.

- So he undressed my feet.

- Just calm down, Janelle, calm down.

(mysterious music)

(sniffing)

(shoe clattering)

(mysterious music)

What are you?

(energetic music)

(can shaking)

(cream squirting)

- You ready?

- For what?

♪ You're naked for me baby ♪

♪ Come and shake it on me ♪

♪ Baby take it off ♪

♪ Get naked for me ♪

♪ Come and shake it on me ♪

- Leonard.

♪ Take it off, it's okay
you wanna take it off ♪

♪ Baby take it off ♪

- What, why are you looking like that?

- The fuck?

Hold on, hold on, wait, wait.

So that's it?

He's got a little foot fetish

and paid you racks to suck on your toes?

That was it?

- Yes babe.

Yeah, but look we gotta
take that to the grave.

- You ashamed about your
toes getting sucked on?

You were turned into a human sundae

and just going forward
we're gonna keep our toes

to ourselves in this relationship

that's gonna be our new agreement.

Everybody keep they toes to
themselves, how about that, huh?

- Yeah, well, shut up and take this shoe.

One shoe ain't gonna do you no good.

Plus it's fake, look at it.

- See you outta line.

That's disrespectful you
over here talking like

you some sneakerhead specialist.

You no shoe head, or maybe you is.

- Yeah.

- Champagne ain't gonna be the only thing

popping in a minute.

- Stop running your mouth.

Go get some extra towels for this wap.

- For this what?

- I've been stressing, might need it.

- And my credit card on
file, don't be peeing on me.

- Yeah, we gonna see what this mouth do.

- All right, you nasty, nasty.

- Hope you gonna give me my wig back.

You better find it.

(overlapping chattering)

- I'll be right back.

(overlapping chattering)

(mysterious music)

- Watch where you're going punk,

before I punch and stomp, stomp and.

- Watch where I'm going?

You bumped into me.

- Stumping and punching, this shoe.

(ominous music)

That cheap cologne, how did
the other one get in my house?

- Let me explain man, I can explain.

- You can explain after I get done

punching and stumping your ass.

(ominous music)

- Shit.

- Oh yeah.

(ominous music)

(shouting and thudding)

(ominous thud)

(cuffs clattering)

- What is this?

You can't quit, you're doing so good.

- You're funny, I know everything.

- What do you mean everything?

- You seriously gonna act like

you don't know what's going on?

- Could you please enlighten me?

- I need to get outta
here, get new scenery,

start a new chapter of my life.

- I don't understand, you can't leave.

- Watch me.

- Hey, I don't know
what's going on with you,

but could you please call me

when you get to where you're going?

I'm your brother and I love you.

- Yeah, I'll do that, I'm out.

(mysterious music)

- Dad.

- Where's Bright?

- She just left, why are you here?

Man, I gotta go get her.

(mysterious music)

(shouting)

(overlapping shouting)

♪ Can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ Sunshine on me ♪

- Bright.

♪Girl, you're so beautiful ♪

♪ You are who you are ♪

♪ Wishing for those eyes
girl, you shine like a star ♪

♪ Down to let you know me ♪

♪ I won't change who you are ♪

♪ Can you feel me, baby? ♪

♪ In my feelings, baby ♪

♪ With a bag I'm down baby
gimme time and space ♪

♪ With you ♪

♪ No I don't wanna trip on you ♪

♪ Put the trip on you ♪

♪ Can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ Can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ Can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ Can you feel it? ♪

♪ Can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ Step up nigga ♪

♪ Took a little finesse ♪

♪ All of the time no rest ♪

♪ All of my banknotes, all of my pesos ♪

♪ And I came to collect ♪

♪ Been in the race mode ♪

♪ So I'm coming in strapped ♪

♪ Got pen and that paper
and it sit in my lap ♪

♪ I'm so fuego, turn
the cup I gotta let go ♪

♪ Take flick I hit the right pose ♪

♪ Sing a song hit the right notes ♪

♪ Can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ Yeah, can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ Can you feel it, sunshine ♪

♪ Can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ Sunshine, can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ Can you feel it ♪

♪ Can you feel the sunshine ♪

♪ I know that this crime don't pay ♪

♪ But my pockets be straight straight ♪

♪ So I'm gonna tell 'EM run the deck ♪

♪ I've been in the lanes all day ♪

♪ Got this 40 on my waist ♪

♪ So niggas better run the check ♪

♪ I know that this crime don't pay ♪

♪ But my pockets be straight ♪

♪ So Imma tell them run the check ♪

♪ I been running lanes all day ♪

♪ Too much money to be made ♪

♪ So better run the check ♪

♪ Need a find way I see your fantasies ♪

♪ Living in your memories ♪

♪ Trying to find a way out ♪

♪ Got a better payout ♪

♪ But you don't wanna stay down ♪

♪ Everything is okay,
sweetie what did they do? ♪

♪ Y'all stuck in the past ♪

♪ Sitting like statues ♪

♪ I'm just trying to
stick to the script. ♪

♪ Like you say in Matthew I pass through ♪

♪ Things that I had to to build past ♪

♪ Don't tell the half truth ♪

♪ I just want to know
do you keep it real? ♪

♪ I've been feeling like I'm
feeling I'm in open field ♪

♪ Steady doing music
and we got the deals ♪

♪ What's up yeah. ♪

♪ I know that this crime don't pay ♪

♪ My pocket be straight straight. ♪

♪ So I'm gonna tell EM run the check ♪

♪ I've been in the lanes all day. ♪

♪ Got this sport of you
on my way, on my way. ♪

♪ So better run the check BR ♪

♪ I know that this crime don't pay ♪

♪ But my pockets be straight. ♪

♪ So I'm gonna tell him, run the check. ♪

♪ I been in the lanes all day ♪

♪ Too much money be made ♪

♪ Who need to come up ♪

♪ It's nice like this
I need the blunt up ♪

♪ Just ride through the
city until it done up ♪

♪ I gotta be smart like put the gun up ♪

♪ Cause mama always told me be faithful ♪

♪ Gotta know how to pitch your fork ♪

♪ When you're playful, we
give up so much energy ♪

♪ Just to take orders ♪

♪ I'm trying to get a couple dollars ♪

♪ Like it say quarters ♪

♪ For me to be the man just manifest ♪

♪ You gotta know the
plan so I plan the best ♪

♪ So what lead into my grind? ♪

♪ I hand just pressure, put
these that it's my gesture ♪

♪ Every day I live there
while I'm re this ♪

♪ I know that this crime don't pay ♪

♪ But my pockets be straight ♪

♪ Imma tell them run the check ♪

♪ I been in the lanes
all day got this 40 ♪

- Tell you honor I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.

To the people I'm sorry, sorry.

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