Our Own Oslo (2011) - full transcript

We were thrown out of
the bar, thrown out

Sorry

Wait, you're Icelandic, right?
Yes.

Could you tell this creep that
we have a right to be here?

We've got a room upstairs

We're attending
a conference

A banking conference

Is she sick?
No, it's just this cheap bubbly

You shouldn't drink cheap bubbly
It's horrible

Yes we're going
The shoe

He's feeling up my tits
What, no



This doesn't look good
Excuse me, what are you doing?

I'm going to put her in the
recovery position

it's much safer

It can be dangerous
if she throws up again

during the night
Just hand me a blanket

then we're good

This has never happened to me
not like this, I'm so sorry

I wish I could say the same

You're not sorry?

No, I mean, this has
happened to me, plenty

Well, you're good then

you really saved my ass, I'm just
glad they didn't throw us out

Here's your briefcase

Thanks



Hey, just send me the bill
for the dry cleaning

No, that's fine

What's you're room number?

Six-four-six

OK, six

... four-six

Bye bye

Six-four-six

Yeah...

Is everything allright?
Oh, yes, yes

Our room really stinks

I see

Would you like to come in, or

No, no thanks

I was thinking of taking a
little walk, outside

The night is young

I was just wondering if
you would like to come with?

Me?

I see

Why not?

You might want to take a
shower first, just a thought

I'll jump in the shower and meet
you in ten minutes downstairs

Very good, see you

Eight minutes

fortunate your friend isn't with us

I wouldn't mind getting in on one
of these business trips

Actually, this wasn't just business

No, you of all people

What?

Are you telling me you
had a prostitute, in Oslo

Nooo

You can't do that,
it's just not allowed

Hey, relax,
she's just a regular woman

A regular woman?

An Icelandic woman
An Icelandic woman? OK

And what, are you going
to see her again?

Yes, if she wants to see me
I was thinking

do you know a good place to
take a woman out for breakfast?

Breakfast isn't weird, is it?

No, no, that's allowed
that's fine

I haven't been to a café in years
but the last time I went

to that tower down in the
business district

That was excellent

Hey, while I remember, I'm going
up to the cabin this weekend,

but my twins, I think they
clogged the toilet last time

So if there is any chance?

Oh no problem, I'll be up there
at my place too, just call

great, you know how
handicapped I am with tools

yes, you're all kinds of
handicapped, Birgir

What?

This is not good

It's just not good enough

Why an electric guitar?

Your dad never would have
played an electric guitar

very peculiar

Just wanted to try something new

I've got a real bad feeling
about this

But listen, another thing

Your mom

She's a wonderful woman

Yeah?

I need to discuss that with you

with me? why?

Because of your dad

Dad died 8 years ago, Havel

Hey, no disrespect, Harald

I know that
I was there at his deathbed

Yeah, the couch at the cabin

yes

What I meant to say is that
your mother is a wonderful woman

and I would never do anything
without your conspent

contet, connent, consent

Of course I'm no ladykiller
like your father was

But you must understand
one has to grab the chance

You have to grab
your chance

Hello

Greetings, this is Harald

Harald?

Yes, Harald, Hi,
how are you?

I'm good

just wanted to hear from you

and thank you for
an unforgettable time in Oslo

back at ya, it was fun

I was wondering if I could
take you out for breakfast?

When to you want to
meet, 10? 11?

well, I was thinking more
like 7 o'clock

It's a very busy day for me
tomorrow, so that would be best

Seven?

Hi Harald

Hi, Hi
Glad you could make it

Oh, you got flowers

Thank you

What a view up here

Well then, your table is ready

Excellent, thanks

Listen,

Thank you for opening, I don't
know what I would have done

Hey, we romantics got to
stick together

So yeah, I work at
the Bank of Iceland

Where I'm supposed to be in
half an hour, but never mind

I rent an apartment in Skipholt
where the video store is

I've never set foot into a gym
in my life

I sometimes play cards, and
I'm a horrible cook

Of course I make up for that
in bed, as you know

And there is one mandatory
question: are you married?

No, I'm not married

I, well...

I was married when
I lived in Ohio for two years

Why'd you separate?

It just would have been strange
to stay married after she

started living
with my friend next door

So, what do you think,
we should do this again?

No,
no, no what the hell is going on

that's my car

Sorry, what kind of idiot are you?
An absolute idiot?

A bill-paying idiot

Hey, I got stuff in the car

You've got behind on
the down payments? or...

Yes

Not the only one

I've heard that almost everyone
who took those currency basket

loans, is in real trouble now

my car was not on a
currency basket loan

Hi, sorry I'm a bit late

Are you an idiot, a total
imbecile, Vilborg?

What were you thinking?
is no one home up there?

Wait, what?

For real, are you this stupid?

You give yourself a loan,
sanction it yourself

And then you sign it with
your own name

idiot much?

It's an overdraft of three million

It was temporary

I just can't believe you're
this stupid

I'm not stupid, Ólöf

Vilborg, the police is here
can we have a word?

Hi

Nice to see you again

Vilborg,
Vilborg...

I have your stuff

Is she crazy?

It's OK, she's with me

Pardon, that's my fiancée
Vilborg Finnbogadóttir

Vilborg, what are you doing

I'm an idiot, a total idiot
I've messed it all up

I've been fired, I'll be charged
with embezzlement

They'll put me in jail Harald

No, no,

I didn't mean to, I was going to
win that money back, it was

just bad luck, I'm so unlucky
I can't, I don't want to live

I'll drown myself

no, no hey now

you've had a breakdown
that's understandable

You're coming home with me
We'll get some hot cocoa

cool down a bit

Harald?
Yes?

It's Einarsdóttir

All right then, Cocoa
drink of the gods

There is this chemical in cocoa
that acts on the dopamine

receptors, that, chemical
doesn't matter

how are you feeling

I just didn't see it coming
which is ridiculous, of course

I just thought this day would
never come,

then all out of a sudden

Boom

I'm sorry you had to see that

No, hey, this is fine

think you could drive me home
when I'm done with the cocoa

thing is,
I'm a little late

I have to pick up my sister,
we're going to the countryside

and she is very punctual
she gets frustrated if I'm late

So I was thinking we might
pick her up on the way?

before I drive you home,
is that all right?

Of course

Allrighty

Oh my god
what are you wearing?

This? Well...

This, this is the logo
of SAHOO

I'm the chairman of SAHOO

Summerhouse Owners Association

Never heard of it? You might
be confusing it with

The Association of Summerhouse
Owners, but that's different

Could you grab the kitty bag

My cousin has the email
bergthor@yahoo, but with a t-h

because you can't have "þ"

This is my mom's place

say, would you like to take a
vacation, in the countryside

It's very cozy, we have a hot
tub and everything

No thanks, I shouldn't,
but thanks

No problem

But Harald
Yes?

thank you so much for
all the help today

Really, I really appreciate it

Yeah,
No problem

I'm pretty good at helping

It's probably my main quality

Harald is finally here

He's got a woman in the car

what?

Hi, hi

No, mom

Who is that woman?

You've got yourself a woman
and don't tell me a thing

what's the matter with you

She's just a woman I met on
my trip to Oslo, Icelandic

Vilborg Eein...Evertsdóttir
She's great

Where am I supposed to be?

My room is mine

No of course, she's not
coming with us to the cabin

No one is touching your stuff

Kitty from Norway, and
a T-shirt, how about it?

Thanks

I was starting to think you were
playing for the other team

Hey now

What team?

No team, no team

Well, let's go
That's lovely Embla

Come on, I'll take the luggage

Hey, I was thinking this cabin
thing over

Yes?

Maybe not such a bad idea

Absolutely

wouldn't mind a soak in that hot
tub, smoke a few cigarettes

Yeah, sounds good

Still on offer?
Yeah...

I should maybe mention this to
my sister, just a word

She might need a
little convincing

Oh, is it...?

No, no, it's great
just a minute

Excellent, just excellent
Embla

Hi, hi

I'm Vilborg

Well then

All aboard

This is some adventure

The three of us on your way
things happen quickly

Kolbeinn, Kolbeinn, I'm
forgetting Kolbeinn

You have to turn around, sorry
I have to take Kolbeinn with me

Wait, who is Kolbeinn?

My son

I'm not thinking straight,
we have to turn around

Yes, yes

Oh, I'm retarded

Did you not know she had
a son, Harald?

Yes of course
Or, no... does it matter?

You can't believe how good it
feels to get out of town

You know, after following you
for a day, I can see why

you need a little break

Funny, but most days of my
life are just like this one

So I'm, you know,
a very exiting person

looks like it, very exiting

you all right in the backseat?

Yup

Kolur? Kolur, you all right?
It's not too tight?

His name is Kolbeinn
Kolbeinn, of course

Captain Kolbeinn, harr
some whiskey Captain Kolbeinn?

Just kidding

Guðmundur, you might have
heard of his mother

She runs a fashion boutique in
Hafnarfjörður, "The Dame"

She's sold a lot through SAHOO

Not familiar with it

Had these fleece sweaters with
the SAHOO logo, very popular

Erna and Hafþór

they're here year-round

This is us

Wow, awesome

Well then

Yeah, that's my dad
he was an amateur painter

and that's himself?

Yes, he mostly did self-portraits

That way he could combine his
two main interests

Oh?

To paint and look at himself

This is wonderful, brilliant

Not quite what you expected?

Yes, well, I didn't know there
was so much here

Most of it isn't mine

I've kept the house the same
since dad died, for mom

If she ever decides to come
back here again

Ah so it's her stuff, had to be
only people her age collect

stones, it's a really strange
compulsion, hoarding rocks

Here is my stone collection
Right on

And guestbooks, you've had
tons of visitors

Oh yes, the house was packed
back in the day

Great, just great

I hope it's OK
Of course

I'll go get him
Right

Please honey, come inside
It's a very cool cabin, please

No mom
Why are you being such a grouch?

Oh, mom, stop it, you got
your butt in my face

So what, you are going to
spend the day in the car?

come inside. You have
to see this place, it's very funny

Mom, I've told you already, I
don't want to be here

Why did I have to come with,
why couldn't I just have been

home alone, or with dad or
whatever

home alone? Be realistic
Come on, lets give these

people a chance
Vilborg? Am I interrupting?

Was wondering, Kolbeinn, would
you like a chocolate biscuit?

Come on

OK, be that way, I'm going in
there to have a good time

Stop being a grouch, please

He's in a bad mood, or?
Christ...

Think he wants a biscuit?
I bet he does, just ask him

Hi

So, this is the path that
divides the neighborhood

into a west and an east side

it needs to be maintained
and weeded

Who does that?

That has been my
responsibility

Don't walk on it
It's not finished

You can't believe the impact
these dumpsters have had

Only thing is, people tend to
make a mess around them

It's like people just can't be
bothered to open them

So that's been
my responsibility also

Eeww
Oh man, what is with people

I don't know, maybe some finds
dumpsters romantic

I see. I always just assumed this
fell from the trash bags

But what's romantic for someone
might not turn other people on

what are you talking about?

About romance

Right, should we go?

This is the festival stage
then we have a large grill here

That's been my responsibility

My dad, and Havel, they used to
sing and play back in the day

And since dad died,
I play with Havel

Havel? Is he Polish?

No, he's Swedish, fine
accordionist, a bit strange

Mom and dad met him at a
folk festival

never got rid of him after that

I've been thinking, about the
old days, when we were

all up at the cabin together

aha

I believe some things are
meant to be

and that some things were
meant to be

like, sometimes when I'm at
home, playing the accordion

and I get so caught up in it

Then I come to, and realize
that I'm not there, but here

and I'm alive, you are alive
but in a very different place

different from then, you see

Well hello, Havel

What have I done
What on earth have I done

Havel, it's just a painting

Your dad, it sounds like he
was a hoot

Yeah

A lot of people thought so

I got a medal for swimming
and Harald got one for Lego

Wow, I'd kill for a medal,
never had one

Yes, well, we won the
University's engineer challenge

really

Made this Lego contraption,
it's not important

Embla is a great swimmer

Jeez, I just get shy in such
illustrious company

Kolbeinn,

are you going to
eat, or what?

No, I'm not hungry

Harald, beer for you?

No thanks. I usually only
have beer on Saturdays

Something to look forward to,
like a treat-day

OK

I think I'll still have a treat-day

though it isn't Saturday,
which is strange

Is it Saturday?
No, it's Thursday

Can I have beer, Harald?
No, not today

Maybe on Saturday

This sucks! Can you...

Getting cozy?
Very cozy. Nice pajamas

they were a gift from Embla,
they're sort of mandatory

I get the feeling I really get on
your sisters nerves

Yeah, could be

Kolur is pretty shy with me
Kolbeinn

What did I say?
Kolur, you said Kolur

Kolur? Sorry, sorry

I had a dog called Kolur
Maybe that's why

I'm not comparing your
son to a dog,

but he had dark hair too,
some mental association

No, he was crazy, bit everyone
we had to put him down

He's buried here,
under the hot tub

You just going to stand there?
come here now

Of course

Isn't everybody going to sleep?

Yes, everybody's going to sleep

Good night, Harald

Good night, Embla

Good night, Embla

Yes

Pardon, I just can't find my
shirt

How'd you sleep?

I slept like an accordion

I'll find your clothes
here, have some coffee

Turn it

Relax Harald, you're not the
only member of SAHOO

Oh really?

That's good

You have to tighten the wires
see, it's loose, tighten it

So Kolbeinn, how do you like
it here? It's all right

Isn't it? This is where I spent
all my summers as a kid

I was raised here, really

Then I had find
something to do

I started collecting rocks, there
are great rocks down by the lake

up there on the heath too

I'd gotten quite a collection,
the kids in school thought I

was insane, the did not get it

they thought I was...

weird

Hi, hi

see you found the pulp romances
Yeah, just taking a peek

skip the story of course, just
find the erotic bits, listen

"She reached out and ran her
fingers across his massive chest"

It is very...
erotic

Your son thinks I'm a total creep

looks at me with hate in his eyes

I wouldn't take it personally

No, no, he will get to know
me with time

I was wondering, think I could
break the ice with a hike

or a boat ride?

Not unless you drown him

OK, not one for black humor

no, I've never gotten this
kind of humor

Harald, listen

I don't know how much you
understood of what was happening

I'm not some criminal, you know
I'm what they call

a gambling addict

what I'm saying is,
that it's an addiction

but I've quit

thank you for telling me

But I have to get going, there
is a clogged septic tank I have

to see to. Take one for the
team, everything for SAHOO

Well Kolbeinn

Here...

Oh, one

Hi, oh wow
amazing Embla

Kolbeinn, take a look at the
fish Embla caught

Went and caught a lobster

What? you caught a lobster

No, there isn't Lobster in
Lake Þingvellir

Stebbi, Stebbi!

What?
There is some guy there

that's unacceptable
Who is that pervert?

this is not acceptable
there are children here

What's not acceptable?
Is there a problem?

Sorry to bother you, but
I'm chairman of SAHOO

and we just can not have people
naked out on the porch

these are rules we put in place
due to past experience

this is bullshit,

I was inside breastfeeding
my baby

sicko

Baby? there is a baby here?

the baby is inside sleeping
are you retarded, man

I'll hit him if he comes closer

Then I apologize, and urge you to
attend the harvest festival

What fucking harvest festival?
who cares

but, why not just feed
the baby inside, instead of

coming out here naked,

and I don't like the
word retarded

Wanker
God damn fucking pervert

how was the breakfast date;
with the Oslo woman?

well, the tower "café"
is a restaurant

It opens at noon

I told you to go there?

Sorry, I meant Vox, Southstreet
that's were I go, great place

OK

Girls, careful with the rocks

exactly, see

a car
Yes, that's your car

They are all about flushing stuff
these days, some phase

I've been looking for that
watch for almost a year

that's great, thank you.
Big no-no, girls

OK, girls, we best be
heading home, come on

And? What?
You can't just show up, Pálmi

I can't just show up what?
I'm here now

You know what I mean,
I'm with somebody here

Hi honey

Hey, this is Pálmi, my son's
father. Pálmi, meet Harald

friend of mine

Hi there

So yeah, Pálmi is here to get
Kolbeinn, turns out he's been

messaging his father, telling him
to come get him, without me

knowing, Harald, sorry, you smell
just awful

tremendously awful

I was fixing a septic tank, for the
neighbors, had an accident, sorry

I see, we once lived in a building
that had these portholes

where you threw your trash

we were always clogging that,
they were going to evict us

remember Villa?

not really a septic tank, but...

well hello, who's this babe?

This is Embla, my sister
she's a bit shy by nature

I see, but you just can't be
shy around me, no can do

I'll keep that in mind

Harald, the smell is awful
super awful

I'm just going to pop into
the shower

wow, what a swell idea

what are people doing with
these septic tanks around here?

Pálmi...

OK, so what is this
What was I supposed to do?

Kolbeinn messaged me
"everything sucks"

What was I supposed to do?

You could have called me first?

I didn't have any phone credit
Dad! There's the champ, hi

Playing football?
yeah, can we go?

OK, well, what sucks so much?
I don't know

Is that guy a drag?
Yeah

OK, pass it,

see that, haven't forgot a thing

Vilborg?
Yes?

Could you hand me the towels
from the brown bag?

In the kitchen, brown

There is no brown bag
in the kitchen

yes there is
no. It's right there

Come on,
they are outside

then we just head home...

Nice
don't be a child, Pálmi

Dad, I'll just go get my stuff
I'll be quick

all right, no hurry

free beer here and stuff

I got to get myself a
cabin one day

Sorry, I, are you all right?
Of course

I had no idea he would show up,
one message and he was off

message?
yeah

that said what?
I don't know, some nonsense

But hey, I could go
back into town with them

since Kolbeinn is leaving,
and you're very busy

I don't want to be a bother

you want to go?
No, I don't want to go

It's very nice staying here,
but since the kid is leaving

can't he just be with his dad?

He can, they are fine for a few
hours, then Pálmi needs to

meet someone somewhere,
goes to the bar, leaves

the kid home alone

I see

but don't take it personally

Nope. OK?

Yeah.
I'm going check on them

So you have some time off?
me, yeah

You have some time off, Pálmi
you also Vilborg, everybody

is on vacation

I was just thinking, why leave?
Why not just not leave?

What do you mean?
I mean, I could get you a place

We can stay here all of us,
there is the festival tomorrow

the boy will like that

It wouldn't cost you,
free of charge

that's not such a bad idea
exactly, could be fun

yeah, hot tub and stuff
then I want to stay with dad

We'll see about that, Kolbeinn

Of course you can stay over at
my cabin, I'm fully dressed, too

Yes, I apologize...

What is your name?
Pálmi.

but they call me El-Palmo

El-Palmo, like in Spain

Embla!

Great, it's settled then
I'll find you a cabin

Wonderful

What shall we do tonight?
How about a barbecue?

That would be sweet, man

awesome

He can also stay in my
room, Harald

No, no, don't be silly

hey, the old man's still got it
No, I'm kidding

Embla, could he help me with
Just help me with the...

what's this Pálmi, you are
going to be staying here?

He invited me
Invited you?

Pálmi, El-Palmo?
Are you a mongoloid?

she was having fun

He's a good man, an artist
No, no, not a bum

Yes, I know how it is with
these artistic types

no, see, he's the father of my
fiancées son

yes, I'm in a relationship
No, I'm not joking

No I'm not imagining it
why would I be imagining it?

Anyway, the cabin? Oh, you
are coming up here?

OK, no, that's that then
Bye

Maradonna passes to Pele and,
Eiður Smárason scores!

Idiot

Don't feel threatened boys, but
I have a killer bicycle kick

No, kidding

I couldn't do a bicycle kick
if my life depended on it

I bet you can, Kolbeinn

Just kicking the ball around

Right

...you want to play?

OK

I'm game, if you think
you can take it

No, see, I have to start
getting fliers out,

advertise the harvest festival
I was thinking you might

come along, Kolbeinn?
take a little walk

No, just a thought

hey, sure, I can come with

we can all go together

Excellent, excellent

Why don't you just get your
hair done, brighten your day

Yes, yes it will

No, no

yes, a haircut,

it will brighten your day,
yes it will

Hi, Embla
Can I come in

Wow, so many kitties

How many cats is that?

I don't know Vilborg
I haven't counted them

Who is this?

That is my mother
She is your mother?

no, just my mother
me and Harald are half-siblings

We only have the same dad

this is information that he
should have given you

he never says anything

Has she passed away?

No Vilborg, she has not
she lives up north

She is a hairdresser

Ólöf, hi? You've spoken with
them? OK, and?

Then there are 90 houses over
there, we will get to that later

Kolbeinn, here
there is one over there

Hi there, thanks

He's a good boy, Harald

yes, exactly

I don't know you, but I hope
you're a good boy too

Right, right...

Waffles, nice

You are making waffles
you've found the waffle-iron

Now I'm celebrating
Celebrating what?

Just, life and stuff

Embla, no, Pálmi take over
come with me, take over

what? are you insane?
I don't know how...

Ólöf has finally spoken with
the bank management

They've agreed not to prosecute

OK, that's good

That's good? That's great
Harald I might have gone to jail

I get to pay them back, no trial
I loose the job of course

But that's just fine

Wait, that's fine?

God yes, I was bored stiff with
that bank stuff anyway

also not a healthy workplace
for someone like me

I just want to do something new
go to school or something

what?

No, just, you're more like the
person I met in Oslo, lighter

yeah, maybe it's the cabin
or the clean air or something

Or me?
No, it's definitely not you

Kidding, it is you
Mom. Dad is burning everything

could you come
Hello, this is not working

not at all, where is the chef?

A good man, yes, I vouch for him
personally, a single father

A single father,
very charm...

OK...
And is that...

You'll just come stay with me.
Dream on, Pálmi

invite me and see what happens
Hot tub and everything

Kids, I've got the steaks here

Yes I'm still on the line,
you just hang up

It's made of potatoes

You didn't hear me?
You've started?

just picking at it

Could you get a cabin?

no, not really, its more
complicated than I thought

I still have one place in mind

I can also just drive home
tomorrow, I don't need to sleep

can't he just spend one night
up in the loft with Kolbeinn?

I'm not sure Harald is OK with
having your Ex super-lover

spend the night

No, no, it's no problem
I'll get a cabin

You know what you are?
My little mister fix-it

have some wine with us

Know what, I think I'll just
have a coke

Harald

all right, just a drop
just to get the taste

thought so
my oh my, who is that babe

you sure can bring it, I thought
we had Paris Hilton in the house

You're very pretty, honey

I got this sweater for Christmas
years ago, It's a used up rag

Oh no, that's no rag

The only used up rag here
is me

All right, Embla, lets eat

you have to get to bed early
if you're going to fish tomorrow

Harald, don't be so boring
I don't want to fish forever

why do you say I'm
boring, Embla?

Because you are

Now you are being a rude, Embla
You don't say things like that

You tell the truth.
Embla!

Well well, siblings fighting,
that's no good

Yes, let's not fight
tonight we celebrate

wait, what is it that
you keep celebrating?

just life, and stuff
Cheers, cheers

is he always this grumpy?
super-lover, really Pálmi?

Hey, dance with me.
No

Come on, why don't you
want to dance with me?

then I'll just dance with Embla

no, no, Embla, Embla

Embla is a great dancer, she
took classes and got an award

we took classes Harald
you are very good too

No, no

Well, how about coffee?

No, not coffee, I'll never
fall asleep

Maybe this was not such a
good idea with the extra cabin

I just wanted to delay the
departure a little

oh, thanks

Say, is Embla your half-sister

yes, she is

I always find it a little silly
calling her my half sister

But that's the truth

Dad knocked up a woman in
one of these cabins, years ago

A married woman
mom wanted it this way

So, my man, you got a cabin?

No, I'm sorry, it just didn't
work out

Damn

I do have an old tent, but, no
that's not, never mind

Hey, that's great, thanks

the fridge is free for all, right?
beer and whatnot?

Go right ahead

OK, a tent, we're going to have
him hovering in the backyard?

A hard worker, that man of yours

you in a tent,
can't quite picture it

I can do that, I can do everything
I set my mind to

You of all people
should know that

if you can start a new family with
this guy, I can sleep in a tent

Start a family, I hardly know him
we met last week

You're talking nonsense
he's just a very good guy

I didn't know pitching one tent
was such a big deal, look at him

I don't remember you pitching
any tents

don't make fun of me, Vilborg
for real, don't do it

you know it hurts when you
say stuff like that

because it's you, you know

See, see

Hey, look what I found, Vodka

in the cabinet? Yes, top one
do you want some, Harald?

Isn't it my turn? Your turn

six twos, No, two sixes,
You're retarded. Here

OK, you've won, but I lost
on purpose, I let you guys win

to protect your tiny egos

sounds implausible
No, you're implausible

that's bullshit

Is everything all right? Yup
Maybe a bit too much to drink?

I'm not drunk

It's a bit loud
Yes honey, we'll keep it down

what is such a pretty girl doing
in bed so early

Don't

Harald, can you play a few songs
Yes I'll play

She's so cute, Harald. Don't
you think so? So cute

Yes, Embla is all right

Good night

Keep it down

close your eyes

they're closed

you have to close your eyes, I'm
not playing unless you close them

they are closed

for real, don't make me feel
lousy, by not drinking with me

I'm not making you lousy,
I'm drinking a lot here

because you know all my buttons

this is good

Stop it. What?
Don't do this, don't

No, no no

Hello, do we really need
the singing?

We got some great music
on the hi-fi out here

Is something the matter?
nope...

This party has perhaps run
its course by now

I'm sorry, that was hasty

I did not mean to belittle
you as a musician

No really, you sing like
an angel, my man

I'd be very grateful if we
could end this party

yes, don't listen to Pálmi

Pálmi is a drunk idiot who is
going out to his tent, right now

Yeah, OK, the tent, right now
No problem

Say, maybe I'll take something to
read with me

don't touch those! put it back
put it back there

I don't want you touching
anything in here. Get out

cheers, ol' fella

What kind of idiot...
He's an idiot

he's also a looser, and he's
not feeling very well

Feeling well? You know what,
I'll get him out into the tent

don't you come out there,
I don't want you to start a brawl

A brawl? I'm starting a brawl?
I'm some brawler?

just leave it to me.
I'm an engineer

Man this is so strange

you tidying up

strange being here with you
and yet not being with you

seeing you with another man
my son with another...

fucking strange

Could you not start this now?
I'm not starting anything

I'm just talking to you

Pálmi, what's going on
Sorry, sorry

you must blow out the candles
What's this guy's damn problem

I'm sorry, it just all hit me
everything I'm missing

everything I've messed up

I know I should have stood by
you better

I'm just not very strong
I'm much weaker than you

Pálmi, please, lets not

OK...

remember to lock the door
What's the matter with him

I got to lock this door
I'm going

walk me to the tent?
No man, that's not cool

OK...

Good night

one kiss
No man, get out

Vilborg, you have to talk to me
I'm talking to you

please talk to me

stop it, Pálmi

Don't I deserve a talk
I am talking to you

you're my sons mother who
is my own flesh and blood

you never quit...
Vilborg!

Vilborg?

Harald?

Harald?

Haraldur
Wha... you're not dressed yet?

We decided to come together,
your mother and I

to our separate cabins, of course
I just gave her a ride

Havel got me to come,
after all these years

I got the bags, I'll just put
them inside

Hey, we have to practice
Practice, practice, practice

know what your dad always used
to say when I wanted to practice?

he said, Havel dear, you practice
so hard it's enough for both of us

no wait, wait
that is not what he said

Yes, it is
but it was funny somehow

I'm not saying it right

She's asleep?

yes, or, no, I don't know
why didn't you call ahead?

I called...
did I come at a bad time?

No, no, just would have liked
to tidy up the place

my guestbooks

I'd forgotten about them
how can you collect something

for twenty years and then
just forget about it?

Oh my god

what time is it?

what, going to work?

did you hear some people?
it's day, god damn it

Yesterday?

Oh, Harald, he will think
that I, shit

let him think what he wants
I hate you Pálmi, why did you

drag me out to this tent
you stupid cry-baby

I'll not let you ruin this for me
you've ruined enough

wait, where are you going?
what's the matter with you?

Where are you going?
out of the tent

No, your not going anywhere

I'm not going to let you run off
into the arms of that doofus

You have no say in that
What are you going to tell him?

just that I fell asleep
you're going to say I'm impotent?

what happened in the tent
stays between the two of us

nothing happened in this tent
listen, I know, that we had some

trouble in our relationship
but I've found a cure,

this is not about you, you
self-centered idiot

wow, now I'm a self-centered
idiot, I'm just telling you

that I found a solution to my
problem a long time ago

I have pills

that work

Damn it!

Coffee, coffee, coffee
nothing like it

Except tea

Mom?

Hi, honey
you were out fishing?

didn't catch anything

Kolbeinn, come here
we're going

Nice to meet you
Hi

Vilborg, wait

Kolbeinn is upstairs, my mother
why did you invite me to this

fucking cabin, why are all these
people here, why don't you

just leave me be
What do you mean why?

Aren't we trying to have a
relationship?

I thought we were together
you don't know me at all

you don't know me or what
position I am in

you should just leave me
alone, no one understands me

least of all myself. I thought it
was over between you and Pálmi

if I may interject, can we just
spare the boy in all of this?

Spare the boy, what are you
talking about?

I don't mean to interfere, but
I think something has to be said

what? Pálmi piss off, who
invited you here?

did you tell him that nothing
happened in the tent

again you're lying to everybody
that I'm impotent, I'm not!

are you insane
Mom, I asked him to come

I don't want to be here
dad is taking me home

I'm moving in with dad
what are you talking about?

Pálmi, did you tell him this?
I didn't say a thing

Dad, you said I could live with
you. No. yes.

that's not what I said,
I never said that, I said

that I wished that it were
possible

Pálmi, you're lying to the child?
are you insane?

who's lying here, I'm not lying
Oh, so you're taking Kolbeinn,

Is he going to live with you?
is that what you want?

Damn that's low, Vilborg

didn't I just say we should
spare the kid,

god damn bitch

Dickwad

are you out of your mind?
you disgust me

Go to hell

you're crazy, see a shrink

I hate you, I hate you!

way to hot, I never use these
at the swimming pool

feeling better, dear?
sure

That's how it goes...

sometimes you just need
to vent a little, let it all out

you know what I mean

I haven't forgot what it's like
to be young and stupid

Now I'm just old and stupid

we all have our rough patches

I was married to an alcoholic
for thirty years, I should know

There you go, good,
at the same time

Away, down and pull
I see. Good

Captain Kolbeinn,
braves the waves

yeah

My uncle Havel

Exactly

put the beer under the table
there are two beers per house

I'll keep my eyes peeled

it's no laughing matter

why so tense, Harald? You're
not the only member of SAHOO

I don't understand why it had
to be like that last night

suddenly this was some party
some bender

Is alcohol an issue
no

has it got something to do
with the gambling?

I don't know this stuff

No, it's got nothing to do with
gambling addiction, and no

I'm not an alcoholic

what happened was just...

Uncle Havel kisses with tongue!
Uncle Havel kisses with tongue!

Embla, I'm not your uncle
we're not related

Embla, calm down
what's going on, Harald?

I don't know what's going on
Is something going on?

No, just a misunderstanding
let me explain, Havel

Calm down dear, lets have a
talk, come on

what is this?
just a misunderstanding

we have to practice for the
festival, Harald, I insist

I'm having a very hard time
with that electric guitar you got

I don't like it, this is where
I put my foot down

I would really appreciate
a ride back into town

Yes, but I have to be here for
the festival, I'm chairman of

this fucking cabin association
I have to be there

but I can take you this evening

It's fine, I'll get a cab

too bad about your sister
back there

Yes, too bad

I don't need to explain this to
you, do I?

Your mother and I, are now
what you would call a couple

that's none of my business

Hello, hello, one two

Well then, greetings and
welcome to the SAHOO festival

Havel here wrote a song for us
we'll begin with, he's given you

the fliers with the lyrics
we all know Havel

maybe a bit too well
why is there no sound?

come hither friends
let's feast together

Kids and mothers
and kinsmen all

No, the mountain with the smoke
is on the other side, yes

OK, thanks

Mom, Harald can drive us after
the festival

then we don't have to take a
taxi from Þingvellir

It's a long way. It is
And expensive. Yes very

but we'll take care of
ourselves, love

like we always do

we're going home
home

So, that was that

next up is "one summer night"
and everyone should join in

just a reminder, only two
beers per cabin, two

one summer night

in a faraway dale

in a small meadow

I shared a secret...

pardon this, Harald had
urgent matters to attend to

shall we just get right
into the polka?

What do you all say?
yeah

You're going?

I called a cab

you don't want to see the
festival?

I bet the kid would like it,
accordions, a bouncy castle

is this how we say goodbye?

more or less

not quite how I pictured
it in Oslo

please Harald, we were abroad
we were lonely, drunk, horny

but did we ever get the chance
to get to know each other?

we're splitting up before we
even get together

I was thinking

aren't you just being a bit too
serious about all of this?

If nothing happened in the tent
then nothing happened

done deal

And if something happened, then
that doesn't matter either

you know...

my dad, who was horrible

basically an asshole, but he taught
me one thing

sex is just sex, it doesn't matter,
you don't have to take it seriously

can't we just meet up in town
and give this a chance?

you know what, Harald, I've made
nothing but mistakes for years

I have to start doing
something right

hi

But, why not make one more
mistake and...

...let me be that mistake?

are you going to invite me in?
by all means. wine?

White wine? Yes.

welcome to Norway

thank you...

No worries, I'm not inside

I lit it, I lit it myself

Are you insane
Harald, Vilborg and the boy?

they're gone, no worries
Embla, I got your stuff

here, take it

I set it on fire, because I hate
that fucking cabin

The guestbooks? Guestbooks?
fuck, I forgot them

You wanted to keep them?
no, I don't care about them

did you take the gas-canister?
No, fuck

I've always dreamt of burning
that place down

No, just a fantasy, just like
wanting to sleep with the

anchor woman, you never
act on it, just a fantasy

Harald, Harald?!
The lady is here

Is everyone allright?
I've fucked it all up, everything

I've ruined everything

we're not a mistake, Harald

Havel, you have some Cocoa?
No, Swiss-Miss maybe. Great

lets go to your place and give the
kids some hot chocolate

come, come along Embla, and
don't worry about the fishing

gear, uncle Havel will buy some
first thing tomorrow morning

I have to get a longer rod, I'm
tired of this short rod

yes, longer rod

I can't remember the last time
we were alone

Hey,

I know a better place
come on

Pervert

Don't, just...

No, no
Yes, over here. Harald!

come on
I'm not stepping in there

It's just water
you have to come get me

you're something else

You're bonkers

do I hear an accordion?
always,

no one escapes the
accordion fellowship

Vilborg

come

So listen,

I'm not impotent

Oh, I know that

THE END

you can say everything these days
everyone is so open, no taboos

I heard a man on the radio,
talking about the sex life of

senior citizens
nothing is sacred these days

what a wonderful day

no, he was so outspoken this guy

he said there was action in every
other room at the nursing homes

and men masturbate all their
lives, that's what males are like

no one spoke of masturbation
in my youth

we always called it churning

no one talks about
churning himself today

and isn't that just fine?