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Вот содержимое файла - WEBVTT\r\n\r\n00:00:32.080 --> 00:00:34.280\r\nWhat's this, man?\r\nWhy did you buy all this stuff?\r\n\r\n00:00:34.360 --> 00:00:35.880\r\nWhat are you going to do with them?\r\n\r\n00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:41.000\r\nDear Emre, you're fried from the heat,\r\nbut this thing...\r\n\r\n00:00:41.280 --> 00:00:42.680\r\nIt's yours. I didn't buy it.\r\n\r\n00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:44.720\r\nAnd the pink flamingo is yours, too.\r\n\r\n00:00:44.800 --> 00:00:47.120\r\nYou arsehole!\r\nTell me what you'll do with them.\r\n\r\n00:00:48.160 --> 00:00:49.800\r\nOkay, why did you buy this kite?\r\n\r\n00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:51.480\r\nYou know kite, dumbass?\r\n\r\n00:00:52.160 --> 00:00:53.920\r\nWhat do you care?\r\n\r\n00:00:54.040 --> 00:00:55.800\r\nI'm curious, I'll surf, I'll learn.\r\n\r\n00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:58.000\r\nLet me have this.\r\n\r\n00:00:58.240 --> 00:00:59.520\r\n-Umut.\r\n-Yeah?\r\n\r\n00:00:59.760 --> 00:01:02.720\r\nWhy don't we go to your grandfather's\r\nsummer house in Didim?\r\n\r\n00:01:02.800 --> 00:01:04.080\r\nIt would be better for us, man.\r\n\r\n00:01:04.160 --> 00:01:07.000\r\nLet's not cook our own food on holiday.\r\n\r\n00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:10.120\r\nLet's go to the hotel, make\r\na contribution to the service industry.\r\n\r\n00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:11.360\r\nLet's take it easy.\r\n\r\n00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:15.280\r\nThe girl was our sponsors, wouldn't it\r\nbe uncool to ditch at the last minute?\r\n\r\n00:01:15.440 --> 00:01:16.560\r\nIt could be crap.\r\n\r\n00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:17.920\r\nDon't worry about it.\r\n\r\n00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:19.520\r\nWe'll go, spend a day or two.\r\n\r\n00:01:20.680 --> 00:01:23.440\r\nIf it's not working out, we'll scram.\r\n\r\n00:01:24.080 --> 00:01:26.600\r\nBitter sweet and\r\n\r\n00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:29.880\r\nWe live to the fullest\r\n\r\n00:01:30.520 --> 00:01:33.200\r\nWith all kinds of lies and scams\r\n\r\n00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:36.680\r\nThings happen out of the blue\r\n\r\n00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:40.000\r\nOne love chases another\r\n\r\n00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:42.920\r\nYou've got everything you need\r\nTears and all\r\n\r\n00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:46.040\r\nWe'll know who gets what they deserve\r\n\r\n00:01:46.160 --> 00:01:49.240\r\nSome have their "likes" carefree\r\n\r\n00:01:49.400 --> 00:01:52.480\r\nWe all make mistakes, we are all human\r\n\r\n00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:54.720\r\nIf hearts break\r\n\r\n00:01:55.120 --> 00:01:57.960\r\nWe'll scram\r\n"FUGITIVE PHENOMENA"\r\n\r\n00:01:59.840 --> 00:02:03.520\r\nMUĞLA UNIVERSITY\r\nSPRING FESTIVAL ACTIVITIES\r\n\r\n00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:05.120\r\nThey are here.\r\n\r\n00:02:05.720 --> 00:02:06.840\r\nBrother Umut?\r\n\r\n00:02:10.760 --> 00:02:12.200\r\nHey, guys. How's it going?\r\n\r\n00:02:13.440 --> 00:02:14.240\r\nWhat's up?\r\n\r\n00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:15.920\r\n-Hello, everyone.\r\n-Brother Emre.\r\n\r\n00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:18.560\r\nBrother Emre, can we take a photo?\r\nPlease!\r\n\r\n00:02:18.680 --> 00:02:20.960\r\nSure! Come on, who's doing it?\r\nWhere's the camera?\r\n\r\n00:02:21.080 --> 00:02:22.360\r\n-Let's take a selfie together.\r\n-Let's do it.\r\n\r\n00:02:22.440 --> 00:02:23.960\r\nOne from here.\r\n\r\n00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:25.600\r\nOkay, good. Here, too.\r\n\r\n00:02:26.200 --> 00:02:28.320\r\nMy dear, whose auburn hair\r\nI wrapped around her slender waist\r\n\r\n00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:30.160\r\nI'm not asking you to start\r\na science channel.\r\n\r\n00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:32.680\r\nLet's make videos together,\r\nbecome a double influencer, huh?\r\n\r\n00:02:32.760 --> 00:02:34.240\r\nI didn't know.\r\n\r\n00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:35.720\r\nWhat's the point?\r\n\r\n00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:36.520\r\nWhat do you mean, what's the point?\r\n\r\n00:02:36.640 --> 00:02:38.640\r\nI've got 10,000 subscribers.\r\nWhat do you think?\r\n\r\n00:02:38.720 --> 00:02:40.960\r\nIf we make videos together,\r\nwe'll have 50 thousand, 100 thousand.\r\n\r\n00:02:41.040 --> 00:02:42.440\r\nI swear, there's good money.\r\n\r\n00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:44.240\r\nYour intentions are clear, Serhat.\r\n\r\n00:02:44.440 --> 00:02:46.040\r\nYou want to make money off me?\r\n\r\n00:02:46.160 --> 00:02:49.120\r\nDarling, I'd do anything with you.\r\nI'm in love with you.\r\n\r\n00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:50.160\r\nMy wildflower.\r\n\r\n00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:52.120\r\nBut the point is to do something together.\r\n\r\n00:02:52.200 --> 00:02:53.680\r\nAnd you're going to like it. I'm serious.\r\n\r\n00:02:53.760 --> 00:02:57.320\r\nDreams, influencer. Reality, nurse!\r\n\r\n00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:01.720\r\nLook who's there.\r\n\r\n00:03:02.040 --> 00:03:04.160\r\n-Who is it?\r\n-It's fate, love, come.\r\n\r\n00:03:04.640 --> 00:03:06.640\r\n-Someone important?\r\n-I know them.\r\n\r\n00:03:06.760 --> 00:03:08.680\r\nI know them. I swear it's them.\r\nI know them.\r\n\r\n00:03:08.760 --> 00:03:10.200\r\nCome, my love. Come on, girl.\r\n\r\n00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:12.160\r\nI'm done. Are you done?\r\n\r\n00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:13.480\r\nAll right, let me get\r\nthe settings on this thing.\r\n\r\n00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:14.280\r\nLet me see.\r\n\r\n00:03:14.640 --> 00:03:16.720\r\nI swear to God, let me see.\r\n\r\n00:03:16.920 --> 00:03:18.040\r\nWe'll sort it out right away.\r\n\r\n00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:22.600\r\nOh, sir. Who do I see here?\r\n\r\n00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:23.680\r\nMr. Umut, right?\r\n\r\n00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:26.200\r\nThe funny stuff, jokes and stuff.\r\nInfluencer.\r\n\r\n00:03:26.320 --> 00:03:28.520\r\nInfluencer?\r\n\r\n00:03:28.640 --> 00:03:31.440\r\nNot a influencer, bro.\r\nVideo producer.\r\n\r\n00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:33.120\r\nLove, this is Emre.\r\n\r\n00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:35.920\r\nHe makes videos too,\r\nbut he has fewer followers.\r\n\r\n00:03:36.040 --> 00:03:36.960\r\nDid you come together?\r\n\r\n00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:38.800\r\nNo, I hitchhiked him off the road.\r\n\r\n00:03:38.920 --> 00:03:40.240\r\nLove, got it?\r\n\r\n00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:42.920\r\nHe's the one with the sense of humor.\r\nHe got it.\r\n\r\n00:03:43.200 --> 00:03:44.160\r\nWhat are you doing? How are you?\r\n\r\n00:03:44.280 --> 00:03:48.080\r\nBrother, you see. We're busy.\r\n\r\n00:03:49.240 --> 00:03:52.120\r\nLet me introduce myself.\r\nI'm Nurse Serhat.\r\n\r\n00:03:52.440 --> 00:03:57.040\r\nA cold, a flu, a burst spleen\r\n\r\n00:03:57.200 --> 00:03:59.440\r\nsomething happens to your appendix,\r\ncontact me directly.\r\n\r\n00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:01.280\r\nI'll be offended if you call anyone else.\r\n\r\n00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:02.520\r\nThank you, nurse.\r\n\r\n00:04:02.920 --> 00:04:04.600\r\nBy the way, Nurdan is my partner.\r\n\r\n00:04:04.720 --> 00:04:06.400\r\n-We're making couple videos.\r\n-Hello.\r\n\r\n00:04:06.480 --> 00:04:07.520\r\nHello.\r\n\r\n00:04:07.920 --> 00:04:10.520\r\nWhat are you filming? Anything?\r\n\r\n00:04:10.720 --> 00:04:13.200\r\nNo, we created a vibe here.\r\n\r\n00:04:13.320 --> 00:04:14.720\r\nWe're going to film something\r\nabout the school.\r\n\r\n00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:16.800\r\n-Nice.\r\n-Spring festivities events.\r\n\r\n00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:18.200\r\nLet us help you.\r\n\r\n00:04:18.320 --> 00:04:20.280\r\nWe can be in the video.\r\nWhat do you say?\r\n\r\n00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:23.840\r\nYes, have us.\r\nWouldn't it be more fun with us?\r\n\r\n00:04:23.960 --> 00:04:25.560\r\nGood idea. I think we should do it.\r\n\r\n00:04:25.640 --> 00:04:27.360\r\nHere, brother. You film us.\r\n\r\n00:04:27.760 --> 00:04:29.560\r\n-Nurdan, let's take you over here.\r\n-Okay.\r\n\r\n00:04:29.640 --> 00:04:31.080\r\n-You go over there.\r\n-Okay?\r\n\r\n00:04:31.200 --> 00:04:32.360\r\nLet's start with Nurdan.\r\n\r\n00:04:32.440 --> 00:04:34.160\r\n-Fix your hair.\r\n-Is it done?\r\n\r\n00:04:34.280 --> 00:04:35.920\r\nFix your hair, stand up straight.\r\n\r\n00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:38.560\r\nOkay, just a second. I'll turn it on.\r\n\r\n00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:41.280\r\nYou know the saying?\r\n\r\n00:04:41.440 --> 00:04:44.760\r\nBuild your house from bricks,\r\nget your girl from Muğla.\r\n\r\n00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:48.800\r\nWhile seeing the sights of Muğla,\r\nwe found the beauty of Muğla.\r\n\r\n00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:51.000\r\nHi, I'm Nurdan.\r\n\r\n00:04:51.120 --> 00:04:53.960\r\nAs you can see,\r\nthe girls here are beautiful.\r\n\r\n00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:56.040\r\nWhich is obvious by me.\r\n\r\n00:04:56.160 --> 00:04:57.280\r\nAll right, love, come here.\r\n\r\n00:04:57.360 --> 00:05:00.040\r\nAphrodite lives here, they say,\r\nit's this girl.\r\n\r\n00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:02.920\r\nCome to Muğla\r\nand feast your eyes and hearts.\r\n\r\n00:05:03.520 --> 00:05:04.880\r\nWe've already feasted ours.\r\n\r\n00:05:07.880 --> 00:05:09.440\r\nWe'll use that. That's good.\r\n\r\n00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:13.640\r\nRight here. Okay, good.\r\nThat should do it.\r\n\r\n00:05:13.880 --> 00:05:15.040\r\n-Sorry.\r\n-Brother, thank you.\r\n\r\n00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:16.040\r\nYou've got real talent.\r\n\r\n00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:17.840\r\n-Good shot.\r\n-I don't think it's good.\r\n\r\n00:05:17.920 --> 00:05:20.600\r\nI don't like it at all. Your nose is a bit big.\r\n\r\n00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:23.040\r\nI think we should do another one,\r\nand I'll be in it, okay?\r\n\r\n00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:25.360\r\nSerhat, come on.\r\nWe have to make more videos.\r\n\r\n00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:26.720\r\nCome on.\r\n\r\n00:05:26.840 --> 00:05:29.080\r\nCome on. I had 10,000 subscribers,\r\nI'm down to 9,000.\r\n\r\n00:05:29.160 --> 00:05:30.680\r\nInfluencer needs influencer's likes.\r\n\r\n00:05:30.760 --> 00:05:32.960\r\nI'll help you when I become one.\r\nWhat do you say?\r\n\r\n00:05:33.080 --> 00:05:35.200\r\nBrother, you want to be a influencer?\r\n\r\n00:05:35.360 --> 00:05:36.840\r\nYeah, I'm funny too.\r\n\r\n00:05:36.960 --> 00:05:38.440\r\nI make jokes and stuff.\r\n\r\n00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:41.920\r\nI've got the looks. I'm handsome.\r\nI'm better-looking than you, Umut.\r\n\r\n00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:43.040\r\nWhat's wrong with me?\r\n\r\n00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:43.960\r\nYeah.\r\n\r\n00:05:44.080 --> 00:05:45.240\r\nWait, I know what you're missing.\r\n\r\n00:05:45.320 --> 00:05:46.360\r\nWait, I'll be right back.\r\n\r\n00:05:46.440 --> 00:05:47.880\r\nStop! Wait!\r\n\r\n00:05:48.320 --> 00:05:49.600\r\nAre you filming me now?\r\n\r\n00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:51.720\r\nCheers.\r\n\r\n00:05:51.840 --> 00:05:52.960\r\nLet me...\r\n\r\n00:05:53.080 --> 00:05:54.600\r\nThere he is.\r\n\r\n00:05:54.920 --> 00:05:56.600\r\nGet out of the way.\r\nI've found what's missing, come.\r\n\r\n00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:59.320\r\nSerhat, there's something missing.\r\n\r\n00:05:59.560 --> 00:06:02.960\r\nI have this.\r\nYou use it as you see fit, brother.\r\n\r\n00:06:03.080 --> 00:06:04.520\r\nWhat is it?\r\nWhat am I supposed to do with this?\r\n\r\n00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:06.160\r\nIt looks good on you.\r\n\r\n00:06:06.280 --> 00:06:08.080\r\nGuys, can I have your attention\r\nfor a second?\r\n\r\n00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:09.400\r\nI need a word of advice.\r\n\r\n00:06:09.840 --> 00:06:12.080\r\nNow, I'm sure.\r\n\r\n00:06:12.200 --> 00:06:14.360\r\nI have two types of timber in front of me.\r\n\r\n00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:16.800\r\nWhich one do you think\r\nis the best sculpted?\r\n\r\n00:06:16.880 --> 00:06:19.640\r\nThe one with the handle\r\nor the one without?\r\n\r\n00:06:20.680 --> 00:06:22.360\r\nDon't you fucking film me! Jerk!\r\n\r\n00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:24.360\r\nMy little nurse got famous!\r\n\r\n00:06:24.560 --> 00:06:26.520\r\nGo on, you've soiled your pants!\r\nCome on, nurse!\r\n\r\n00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:28.560\r\n-See you.\r\n-Stop looking at them!\r\n\r\n00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:34.520\r\nGive me.\r\n\r\n00:06:34.640 --> 00:06:36.400\r\nHow did I give the wedge in the nurse?\r\n\r\n00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:39.720\r\nHe can't be a influencer.\r\n\r\n00:06:39.840 --> 00:06:41.080\r\nHe already has a nice profession.\r\n\r\n00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:43.360\r\nHe can keep doing it.\r\n\r\n00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:45.000\r\nNurse!\r\n\r\n00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:47.320\r\nCome on!\r\n\r\n00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:49.400\r\nOh, woe is me.\r\n\r\n00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:51.440\r\nLook, they've got me.\r\n\r\n00:06:53.520 --> 00:06:55.560\r\nI'll bury you, you spoilt influencers.\r\n\r\n00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:57.240\r\nLook at me.\r\n\r\n00:06:57.560 --> 00:06:59.360\r\nI look better from right profile.\r\n\r\n00:06:59.920 --> 00:07:02.680\r\nI swear to God,\r\nI'm going to tear you apart. You'll see.\r\n\r\n00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:05.960\r\nWhat should I do?\r\n\r\n00:07:06.320 --> 00:07:07.760\r\nThey've embarrassed me.\r\n\r\n00:07:20.080 --> 00:07:23.280\r\nEmre, she's a cute one.\r\n\r\n00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:25.440\r\nCome to your senses, don't be ridiculous.\r\n\r\n00:07:25.520 --> 00:07:26.840\r\nI'm bored, let's go.\r\n\r\n00:07:27.440 --> 00:07:28.720\r\nWhat did I say, man?\r\n\r\n00:07:28.840 --> 00:07:31.200\r\nI just said she's cute.\r\nDid I say something bad?\r\n\r\n00:07:37.880 --> 00:07:39.240\r\nUmut.\r\n\r\n00:07:42.120 --> 00:07:43.120\r\n-Umut.\r\n-What?\r\n\r\n00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:44.120\r\nCome here.\r\n\r\n00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:45.640\r\n-What is it, man?\r\n-Mr. Nurse.\r\n\r\n00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:50.840\r\nYou think you're hot shit cause\r\nyou have millions of subscribers.\r\n\r\n00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:54.800\r\nI'll bring your ass down with this wedge.\r\n\r\n00:07:54.920 --> 00:07:58.480\r\nWhen I'll put this wedge in your hand,\r\nyou'll commit hara-kiri.\r\n\r\n00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:01.280\r\nThen I'll give you a dick,\r\nyou'll commit hara-dicki.\r\n\r\n00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:03.680\r\nThey'll cancel you from social media!\r\n\r\n00:08:03.760 --> 00:08:05.080\r\nCancelled!\r\n\r\n00:08:06.320 --> 00:08:07.880\r\nWhere the fuck do you end this?\r\n\r\n00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:10.640\r\nYou've being too hard on him.\r\nI didn't do anything.\r\n\r\n00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:12.120\r\nWhat is it? What are you watching?\r\n\r\n00:08:12.200 --> 00:08:13.960\r\nWe went to a university event here.\r\n\r\n00:08:14.240 --> 00:08:17.760\r\nWe were working there.\r\nThen a nurse came out.\r\n\r\n00:08:17.880 --> 00:08:20.760\r\n"I'll shoot with you!\r\nI'll add subscribers, help you out."\r\n\r\n00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:24.240\r\nWe had a bit of a laugh with Emre.\r\n\r\n00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:26.760\r\nHe felt bad, started slandering us.\r\n\r\n00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:28.640\r\n-He started a campaign, you see.\r\n-Come on!\r\n\r\n00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:30.960\r\nHe's trying to get a followers.\r\n\r\n00:08:31.520 --> 00:08:32.760\r\nMENTEŞE PUBLIC HOSPITAL\r\n\r\n00:08:32.840 --> 00:08:34.160\r\nIt worked!\r\n\r\n00:08:34.280 --> 00:08:36.440\r\nThe channel took off!\r\n\r\n00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:39.360\r\nI got 11,000 subscribers, uncle.\r\nChannel took off!\r\n\r\n00:08:39.680 --> 00:08:42.360\r\nI don't understand, who took off?\r\n\r\n00:08:42.480 --> 00:08:45.040\r\nI'm burying a influencer, uncle.\r\n\r\n00:08:45.160 --> 00:08:46.360\r\nI'm putting on a show.\r\n\r\n00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:49.520\r\nI'm making influencers jump up\r\nand down. You just lay there.\r\n\r\n00:08:49.680 --> 00:08:50.960\r\nWhat is an "influencer"?\r\n\r\n00:08:51.160 --> 00:08:53.120\r\nThere is something called social media.\r\n\r\n00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:56.160\r\nWhen you reach a certain number\r\nof followers, you become a influencer.\r\n\r\n00:08:56.240 --> 00:08:57.440\r\nWhat is "social media"?\r\n\r\n00:08:57.560 --> 00:09:01.760\r\nNow there is this thing called\r\nthe world wide web...\r\n\r\n00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:04.640\r\nHe fell asleep.\r\n\r\n00:09:06.800 --> 00:09:08.440\r\nWhen the hell is he going to die?\r\n\r\n00:09:08.680 --> 00:09:12.040\r\nOur hotel has 46 rooms.\r\nTwo of them are suites.\r\n\r\n00:09:12.600 --> 00:09:13.600\r\nGood.\r\n\r\n00:09:14.120 --> 00:09:16.480\r\nAnd what are hotel pools normally like?\r\n\r\n00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:18.200\r\nChlorinated or something.\r\n\r\n00:09:18.880 --> 00:09:20.800\r\nOurs is salted. It's organic.\r\n\r\n00:09:21.280 --> 00:09:22.840\r\n-What do you mean? Sea water?\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n00:09:22.920 --> 00:09:24.480\r\nCome on.\r\n\r\n00:09:25.320 --> 00:09:26.720\r\nIt's seawater.\r\n\r\n00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:29.080\r\nEzgi, there's something on my mind.\r\n\r\n00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:32.200\r\nEverything's fine, but it's like\r\nwe're the only ones in the hotel.\r\n\r\n00:09:32.280 --> 00:09:33.720\r\nYeah, it's not open season yet.\r\n\r\n00:09:33.800 --> 00:09:36.960\r\nI've got special permission\r\nfrom the mayor, we'll talk.\r\n\r\n00:09:37.280 --> 00:09:40.600\r\n-Special for us.\r\n-Calm down, hold it.\r\n\r\n00:09:40.880 --> 00:09:42.080\r\nYou've become a jerk.\r\n\r\n00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:45.320\r\nWhy is she showing the hotel?\r\nIs she going to sell us the hotel?\r\n\r\n00:09:45.400 --> 00:09:47.600\r\nWhy do you attach\r\nso much meaning to things?\r\n\r\n00:09:47.720 --> 00:09:49.480\r\nShe's just doing\r\nwhat she feels like doing.\r\n\r\n00:09:49.560 --> 00:09:50.480\r\nWhat did I say?\r\n\r\n00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:52.160\r\nWe'll hang out for a day or two,\r\nshoot a video.\r\n\r\n00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:53.640\r\nIf we don't like it...\r\n\r\n00:09:53.880 --> 00:09:55.440\r\n-We'll scram.\r\n-Uh-huh.\r\n\r\n00:09:55.800 --> 00:09:57.800\r\nI'll show you to your rooms.\r\n\r\n00:09:58.080 --> 00:09:59.320\r\nWait!\r\n\r\n00:09:59.800 --> 00:10:01.280\r\nDo you like your room?\r\n\r\n00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:04.200\r\nThe room is marvelous.\r\n\r\n00:10:04.320 --> 00:10:05.640\r\nPostmodern, the design...\r\n\r\n00:10:05.760 --> 00:10:09.280\r\nYou've done marvelous things.\r\nI mean, there's a great vibe in this room.\r\n\r\n00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:11.720\r\nYeah, it's got good chemistry.\r\nIt draws a strong current.\r\n\r\n00:10:11.800 --> 00:10:13.360\r\nYeah, some legendary chemistry.\r\n\r\n00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:17.600\r\nLike Bunsen burners everywhere.\r\n\r\n00:10:17.720 --> 00:10:19.200\r\nThere's this great vibe.\r\n\r\n00:10:19.520 --> 00:10:20.640\r\nHave a seat.\r\n\r\n00:10:20.760 --> 00:10:22.360\r\nI've got some work to do, we'll talk later.\r\n\r\n00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:23.520\r\nOkay.\r\n\r\n00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:25.720\r\n-Umut.\r\n-Yes, dear?\r\n\r\n00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:29.040\r\nI hope you find peace and joy here.\r\n\r\n00:10:29.160 --> 00:10:30.360\r\nI'll do for sure.\r\n\r\n00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:34.320\r\nMaybe you'll say a prayer for my father\r\nwho bequeathed me this hotel.\r\n\r\n00:10:34.480 --> 00:10:36.520\r\nWhy should I pray for no reason?\r\n\r\n00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:38.400\r\nWe lost my father this winter.\r\n\r\n00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:40.840\r\nSorry, I didn't know. I apologize.\r\n\r\n00:10:40.960 --> 00:10:42.800\r\nMay he rest in peace.\r\nI'm sorry for your loss.\r\n\r\n00:10:42.880 --> 00:10:44.720\r\nThank you, Umut.\r\n\r\n00:10:49.040 --> 00:10:50.320\r\nWow.\r\n\r\n00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:53.680\r\nWhen people see me,\r\nfirst thing the ask is to shoot a video\r\n\r\n00:10:53.840 --> 00:10:57.520\r\nintroduce a place,\r\nalways these kinds of things.\r\n\r\n00:10:57.640 --> 00:11:00.080\r\nBut she wanted something so simple.\r\n\r\n00:11:01.040 --> 00:11:04.080\r\nOnly asked for a prayer\r\nfor her late father.\r\n\r\n00:11:05.160 --> 00:11:08.280\r\nThat's real love, that's a good child.\r\n\r\n00:11:25.080 --> 00:11:29.080\r\nA prayer! She didn't ask for anything!\r\nShe wants a prayer!\r\n\r\n00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:33.080\r\nCome on! What have I done!\r\n\r\n00:11:37.880 --> 00:11:41.520\r\nJust a prayer!\r\n\r\n00:11:44.200 --> 00:11:47.000\r\nUmut! Turn the fucking music down!\r\n\r\n00:11:55.280 --> 00:11:56.800\r\nTurn the music down.\r\n\r\n00:11:57.400 --> 00:11:59.600\r\nMan, what happened to you?\r\nAre you dead?\r\n\r\n00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:02.360\r\nLife's so cruel. I'm worse than dead.\r\n\r\n00:12:02.720 --> 00:12:04.800\r\nEnough already.\r\n\r\n00:12:05.960 --> 00:12:07.520\r\nMan, get the fuck up.\r\n\r\n00:12:08.240 --> 00:12:11.120\r\n-What happened?\r\n-What did you say when came here?\r\n\r\n00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:14.600\r\n"She's trying to sell it to us." But all she\r\nasked for was a prayer for her father.\r\n\r\n00:12:14.680 --> 00:12:16.040\r\nThis girl is a good person, Emre.\r\n\r\n00:12:16.120 --> 00:12:18.320\r\nAll right, come on, get up,\r\nget a hold of yourself, man.\r\n\r\n00:12:18.400 --> 00:12:21.200\r\n-How can I do that, man?\r\n-Dude, get the fuck up!\r\n\r\n00:12:21.560 --> 00:12:24.240\r\nFor God's sake,\r\nlook what's going on here!\r\n\r\n00:12:25.680 --> 00:12:27.160\r\nMiss Ezgi!\r\n\r\n00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:30.840\r\nMiss Ezgi!\r\n\r\n00:12:34.080 --> 00:12:35.240\r\nMiss Ezgi?\r\n\r\n00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:37.240\r\nThese are for you.\r\n\r\n00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:38.680\r\nFrom who?\r\n\r\n00:12:40.280 --> 00:12:41.520\r\nUmut, Emre.\r\n\r\n00:12:41.800 --> 00:12:43.040\r\nOh!\r\n\r\n00:12:43.160 --> 00:12:44.680\r\nCan we put the rest in your room?\r\n\r\n00:12:44.760 --> 00:12:46.160\r\n-The rest?\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n00:12:49.680 --> 00:12:50.800\r\nAll for you.\r\n\r\n00:12:50.920 --> 00:12:51.920\r\nOh!\r\n\r\n00:12:54.400 --> 00:12:57.240\r\nHere you are, brother.\r\nThank you very much.\r\n\r\n00:12:57.360 --> 00:12:58.760\r\nThank you too, Umut.\r\n\r\n00:12:58.880 --> 00:13:00.320\r\nAnd it was nice to meet you.\r\n\r\n00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:02.480\r\nI subscribe to all your accounts.\r\nI follow you.\r\n\r\n00:13:02.560 --> 00:13:04.200\r\nThank you. Nice to meet you, too.\r\n\r\n00:13:04.760 --> 00:13:06.960\r\nCome here for two minutes,\r\nlet's sit down.\r\n\r\n00:13:10.040 --> 00:13:11.960\r\nWill you be staying long in this hotel?\r\n\r\n00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:15.760\r\nShall I bring you and Brother Emre\r\nsome big cacti for your room?\r\n\r\n00:13:15.880 --> 00:13:17.000\r\nAbsorbs radiation.\r\n\r\n00:13:17.720 --> 00:13:19.360\r\nWhat radiation? What cactus, man?\r\n\r\n00:13:19.480 --> 00:13:21.240\r\nLightning struck this hotel last year.\r\n\r\n00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:23.560\r\nThere are magnetic fluctuations here.\r\n\r\n00:13:24.160 --> 00:13:25.400\r\nWhat's with the cactus?\r\n\r\n00:13:25.560 --> 00:13:26.920\r\nIt absorbs the radiation.\r\n\r\n00:13:27.040 --> 00:13:28.240\r\nWhere did you learn that?\r\n\r\n00:13:28.320 --> 00:13:30.920\r\nFrom the documentary networks.\r\nScientists say it.\r\n\r\n00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:33.040\r\n-Oh.\r\n-Yeah.\r\n\r\n00:13:33.160 --> 00:13:35.080\r\n-The thorns.\r\n-Of course.\r\n\r\n00:13:35.400 --> 00:13:37.160\r\nThey absorb the radiation.\r\n\r\n00:13:41.040 --> 00:13:42.000\r\nMy pretty girl.\r\n\r\n00:13:42.120 --> 00:13:43.600\r\nDid you watch the video?\r\n\r\n00:13:43.840 --> 00:13:45.480\r\nHow did I cancel\r\nthe dumb and the dumber?\r\n\r\n00:13:45.560 --> 00:13:46.840\r\nCancel them?\r\n\r\n00:13:47.160 --> 00:13:49.120\r\nYou're in way over your head.\r\n\r\n00:13:49.400 --> 00:13:51.200\r\nI don't like it, it's not right.\r\n\r\n00:13:51.480 --> 00:13:54.000\r\nBut, wildflower,\r\nwe got 2,000 new subscribers.\r\n\r\n00:13:54.120 --> 00:13:56.120\r\nChannel's at 11,000. Heading for 12,000.\r\n\r\n00:13:56.280 --> 00:13:58.200\r\nDon't call me before you're 100,000, Serhat.\r\n\r\n00:13:58.280 --> 00:13:59.640\r\nYour channel might take off\r\n\r\n00:13:59.760 --> 00:14:01.200\r\nbut it's not getting me high.\r\n\r\n00:14:03.280 --> 00:14:04.960\r\nJerk!\r\n\r\n00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:08.320\r\nShe gave me a subscribers goal\r\nto talk to her.\r\n\r\n00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:11.040\r\nAnyway, it will be fine.\r\n\r\n00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:16.320\r\nHow old is this tea?\r\n\r\n00:14:16.520 --> 00:14:19.040\r\nLast year this time, my father fell ill.\r\n\r\n00:14:19.440 --> 00:14:21.400\r\nI wasn't here for the hotel very often.\r\n\r\n00:14:22.560 --> 00:14:24.160\r\nAnd lost my father this winter.\r\n\r\n00:14:25.160 --> 00:14:26.680\r\nIt made me very sad, of course.\r\n\r\n00:14:26.760 --> 00:14:29.040\r\nWith the hospital bills and everything.\r\n\r\n00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:32.240\r\nI'm ashamed to say, but I'm deep in debt.\r\n\r\n00:14:33.800 --> 00:14:35.280\r\nThey've mortgaged the hotel.\r\n\r\n00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:39.400\r\nI have to keep my father's legacy alive.\r\n\r\n00:14:40.400 --> 00:14:43.280\r\nEzgi, I'm so sorry for your loss.\r\n\r\n00:14:43.680 --> 00:14:44.840\r\nThank you, Emre.\r\n\r\n00:14:44.960 --> 00:14:46.240\r\nThanks you.\r\n\r\n00:14:47.760 --> 00:14:49.720\r\nLet's leave these unpleasant topics.\r\n\r\n00:14:50.040 --> 00:14:51.840\r\nI have a very nice surprise for you.\r\n\r\n00:14:52.280 --> 00:14:53.640\r\nSister Nadire.\r\n\r\n00:14:56.120 --> 00:14:57.600\r\nOur specialty.\r\n\r\n00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:02.360\r\nYou've got weed and shit\r\nall over the table.\r\n\r\n00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:03.760\r\nEat this.\r\n\r\n00:15:03.880 --> 00:15:06.040\r\n-What is this auntie?\r\n-Saraylı, son.\r\n\r\n00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:06.960\r\nSarıyer?\r\n\r\n00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:07.880\r\nThis is the Muğla Saraylı.\r\n\r\n00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:09.040\r\nSarıyer pastry?\r\n\r\n00:15:09.160 --> 00:15:10.280\r\nSaraylı! Saraylı!\r\n\r\n00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:11.480\r\nMuğla Saraylı.\r\n\r\n00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:13.080\r\nMongolian Sarıyer patty?\r\n\r\n00:15:13.560 --> 00:15:16.560\r\nWhat Mongolian, son?\r\nIt's dessert, just eat it.\r\n\r\n00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:17.840\r\nEat!\r\n\r\n00:15:17.960 --> 00:15:19.800\r\nIt's Saraylı, the brother of baklava.\r\n\r\n00:15:19.880 --> 00:15:22.320\r\nWhy don't you understand me? Eat up!\r\n\r\n00:15:22.640 --> 00:15:24.240\r\nEat it!\r\n\r\n00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:25.840\r\nEat up!\r\n\r\n00:15:26.040 --> 00:15:27.520\r\nOkay, Sister Nadire, thank you.\r\n\r\n00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:29.400\r\n-I'll handle it.\r\n-Don't eat it if you won't!\r\n\r\n00:15:29.480 --> 00:15:31.080\r\nEat or don't eat it!\r\n\r\n00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:32.680\r\nWhy won't you eat it?\r\n\r\n00:15:32.800 --> 00:15:34.200\r\nThey got on my nerves.\r\n\r\n00:15:34.440 --> 00:15:35.800\r\nWhat kind of presentation is this, Ezgi?\r\n\r\n00:15:35.880 --> 00:15:37.040\r\nIsn't she cute?\r\n\r\n00:15:37.160 --> 00:15:38.520\r\nEveryone here is like that.\r\n\r\n00:15:38.680 --> 00:15:40.440\r\nYeah, she's cute.\r\n\r\n00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:42.880\r\n-I'll get you some coffee.\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n00:15:44.240 --> 00:15:46.120\r\nLet's eat Mongolian Sarıyer patty.\r\n\r\n00:15:47.320 --> 00:15:48.520\r\nEat up!\r\n\r\n00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:51.680\r\nEat up!\r\n\r\n00:15:52.840 --> 00:15:54.360\r\nEat up!\r\n\r\n00:15:57.040 --> 00:15:59.760\r\nThe patty absorbed the auntie's voice, man.\r\n\r\n00:16:00.320 --> 00:16:01.600\r\nAuntie is the patty.\r\n\r\n00:16:51.680 --> 00:16:52.920\r\nEzgi?\r\n\r\n00:16:53.280 --> 00:16:54.240\r\nAre you all right?\r\n\r\n00:16:54.360 --> 00:16:55.600\r\nI'm fine.\r\n\r\n00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:03.000\r\nSomething flashed in my mind, an idea.\r\n\r\n00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:04.520\r\nBut I'm thinking out loud.\r\n\r\n00:17:05.280 --> 00:17:06.400\r\nNow...\r\n\r\n00:17:06.560 --> 00:17:09.760\r\nWe'll sort out this hotel's problems together.\r\n\r\n00:17:10.080 --> 00:17:11.520\r\nAnd then we'll be partners.\r\n\r\n00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:14.800\r\nBut you keep running it\r\n\r\n00:17:15.080 --> 00:17:20.200\r\nWe'll just try to attract customers\r\nto the hotel by shooting videos here.\r\n\r\n00:17:21.080 --> 00:17:22.400\r\nHow would that be?\r\n\r\n00:17:22.520 --> 00:17:24.200\r\nI don't know, sounds great.\r\n\r\n00:17:24.360 --> 00:17:26.520\r\nRight? I think it'd be marvelous.\r\n\r\n00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:27.640\r\nWin win.\r\n\r\n00:17:27.760 --> 00:17:29.600\r\nYou do your job, we do ours.\r\n\r\n00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:30.960\r\nAnd how is that going to happen?\r\n\r\n00:17:31.040 --> 00:17:33.360\r\nThat's a formality.\r\nDon't think too much about that.\r\n\r\n00:17:33.440 --> 00:17:34.680\r\nWe'll sort them out later.\r\n\r\n00:17:34.760 --> 00:17:35.920\r\nWhat do you reckon?\r\n\r\n00:17:36.040 --> 00:17:37.800\r\nWhat would your answer be?\r\n\r\n00:17:40.280 --> 00:17:43.160\r\nUmut, you know how I feel?\r\n\r\n00:17:43.840 --> 00:17:45.400\r\nI'm this a little girl\r\n\r\n00:17:46.280 --> 00:17:47.680\r\non my knees crying.\r\n\r\n00:17:48.840 --> 00:17:50.960\r\nAnd you take me by the hand and lift me up.\r\n\r\n00:17:52.920 --> 00:17:54.440\r\nYou didn't prove me wrong.\r\n\r\n00:17:55.040 --> 00:17:57.080\r\nThe love of millions was not in vain.\r\n\r\n00:17:57.560 --> 00:18:00.080\r\nThank you for the kind words.\r\n\r\n00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:04.120\r\nBut my priority is your comfort.\r\n\r\n00:18:04.240 --> 00:18:06.520\r\nAnd if we can do this\r\n\r\n00:18:06.840 --> 00:18:09.600\r\nand you won't lose\r\nyour father's inheritance, the hotel.\r\n\r\n00:18:09.720 --> 00:18:10.800\r\nRight?\r\n\r\n00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:12.280\r\nOh, cutie pie.\r\n\r\n00:18:13.320 --> 00:18:14.320\r\nThank you.\r\n\r\n00:18:14.760 --> 00:18:16.640\r\nOh, my God.\r\n\r\n00:18:17.120 --> 00:18:19.160\r\nUmut, you're driving me crazy.\r\n\r\n00:18:19.280 --> 00:18:22.200\r\nYou'll bury us in this\r\nmortgaged-for-two-million hotel?\r\n\r\n00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:24.440\r\nWe'll pay mortgage, and be partners here?\r\n\r\n00:18:24.560 --> 00:18:26.360\r\nCome on, man!\r\n\r\n00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:29.800\r\nEmre, you're thinking too simplistically\r\nand emotionally.\r\n\r\n00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:31.160\r\nBut that's not the case.\r\n\r\n00:18:31.240 --> 00:18:32.800\r\nYou know what's on your mind now?\r\n\r\n00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:35.280\r\nUmut sees the pretty girl,\r\nsends the money's pouring in.\r\n\r\n00:18:35.360 --> 00:18:36.360\r\nBut that's not true.\r\n\r\n00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:38.320\r\nIt's purely commercial.\r\n\r\n00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:39.800\r\nCome here, let me tell you.\r\n\r\n00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:41.960\r\nTell us.\r\n\r\n00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:45.640\r\nTwo million liras is nothing for this hotel.\r\n\r\n00:18:45.960 --> 00:18:49.160\r\nWe paid off the hotel,\r\nand we started rolling in money.\r\n\r\n00:18:50.040 --> 00:18:54.280\r\nWe'll no longer worry about what video\r\nto shoot, what content to produce.\r\n\r\n00:18:55.440 --> 00:18:57.400\r\nClick, second branch.\r\n\r\n00:18:58.200 --> 00:18:59.880\r\nThen we'll make the cake bigger.\r\n\r\n00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:03.240\r\nOnce we have the power in our hands,\r\nno one can stop us.\r\n\r\n00:19:03.560 --> 00:19:05.600\r\nClick, fourth branch.\r\n\r\n00:19:06.720 --> 00:19:07.880\r\nClick.\r\n\r\n00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:09.480\r\nWe have expanded abroad.\r\n\r\n00:19:09.720 --> 00:19:11.760\r\nWe wanted to show ourselves abroad.\r\n\r\n00:19:12.080 --> 00:19:14.840\r\nFirst branch in Ibiza.\r\n\r\n00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:16.680\r\nClick.\r\n\r\n00:19:16.800 --> 00:19:18.640\r\nWe're back home, you missed your mum.\r\n\r\n00:19:18.800 --> 00:19:21.600\r\nWhile we are in Bandırma,\r\nlet's open a branch there.\r\n\r\n00:19:21.800 --> 00:19:24.280\r\nClick. The first branch in Bandırma.\r\n\r\n00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:29.640\r\nMan, this business is so profitable!\r\n\r\n00:19:29.760 --> 00:19:30.920\r\nWhat am I telling you?\r\n\r\n00:19:31.120 --> 00:19:32.320\r\n-Click.\r\n-Click.\r\n\r\n00:19:45.480 --> 00:19:46.960\r\nYour profession is...\r\n\r\n00:19:47.960 --> 00:19:50.040\r\nI've been in this profession for 25 years.\r\n\r\n00:19:50.120 --> 00:19:53.000\r\nYou think we just sign and take the money.\r\n\r\n00:19:55.240 --> 00:19:58.440\r\nNo one realizes\r\nhow big our responsibility is.\r\n\r\n00:19:58.960 --> 00:20:00.640\r\nMiss Ezgi, good luck.\r\n\r\n00:20:00.760 --> 00:20:02.200\r\nThank you, Mr. Hasan.\r\n\r\n00:20:03.320 --> 00:20:04.480\r\nGood luck.\r\n\r\n00:20:05.040 --> 00:20:05.880\r\nThank you.\r\n\r\n00:20:06.120 --> 00:20:09.520\r\nWow, we're going to do stuff together.\r\n\r\n00:20:09.640 --> 00:20:12.200\r\nWe're a businessmen now.\r\n\r\n00:20:12.320 --> 00:20:14.000\r\nNo fuss, it's Mr. Emre now.\r\n\r\n00:20:14.120 --> 00:20:15.560\r\nOf course, I'll say Mr. Emre.\r\n\r\n00:20:15.640 --> 00:20:17.280\r\n-Brother Umut!\r\n-Brother Emre!!\r\n\r\n00:20:17.720 --> 00:20:19.280\r\nWhat's up, guys?\r\n\r\n00:20:20.200 --> 00:20:21.560\r\nHow are you doing guys?\r\n\r\n00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:22.840\r\n-Good.\r\n-It's going well.\r\n\r\n00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:26.680\r\nYou come to Akyaka and not shoot any videos?\r\n\r\n00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:30.240\r\nYou're so right and we're dumbfounded.\r\n\r\n00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:34.320\r\nYou coming here and not making\r\na video, I don't know...\r\n\r\n00:20:35.040 --> 00:20:36.760\r\nDon't call yourself an influencer.\r\n\r\n00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:40.320\r\nThen we should all go to our\r\nnew hotel together\r\n\r\n00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.640\r\nand shoot the first video with you, huh?\r\n\r\n00:20:42.920 --> 00:20:44.120\r\n-Yay!\r\n-Yay!\r\n\r\n00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:46.520\r\n-Mother, please.\r\n-Mother, please!\r\n\r\n00:20:46.680 --> 00:20:49.520\r\nTo get permission for us\r\nto make a video with your kids.\r\n\r\n00:20:49.680 --> 00:20:51.040\r\nHello, dear followers.\r\n\r\n00:20:51.160 --> 00:20:53.440\r\nThis activity has survived\r\nfrom ancient times.\r\n\r\n00:20:53.560 --> 00:20:56.280\r\nRequires wisdom, agility and endurance.\r\n\r\n00:20:56.440 --> 00:20:58.320\r\nThe sack race!\r\n\r\n00:20:58.560 --> 00:20:59.920\r\nNow let's get to know our contestants.\r\n\r\n00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:01.080\r\n-What's your name?\r\n-Zeynep.\r\n\r\n00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:02.200\r\n-Yours?\r\n-Pelin.\r\n\r\n00:21:02.320 --> 00:21:03.280\r\n-And?\r\n-Öykü.\r\n\r\n00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:06.480\r\nWe will do this competition\r\nwith Zeynep, Pelin and Öykü.\r\n\r\n00:21:06.600 --> 00:21:09.680\r\nGirls, you're going to take a lap\r\naround the pool in a sack.\r\n\r\n00:21:09.800 --> 00:21:11.560\r\nFirst one in wins the competition.\r\nAre we clear?\r\n\r\n00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:12.520\r\nYes!\r\n\r\n00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:14.760\r\nWith your Brother Emre's command.\r\nAre we ready?\r\n\r\n00:21:14.840 --> 00:21:16.000\r\nReady, girls?\r\n\r\n00:21:16.120 --> 00:21:17.280\r\n-Yes.\r\n-Let's go.\r\n\r\n00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:19.920\r\nThree, two, one!\r\n\r\n00:21:20.120 --> 00:21:22.400\r\nZeynep cut in from the right!\r\nÖykü came to the front.\r\n\r\n00:21:22.480 --> 00:21:24.800\r\nPelin is on attack mode in the middle!\r\nCome on!\r\n\r\n00:21:25.200 --> 00:21:26.160\r\nÖykü's down!\r\n\r\n00:21:26.280 --> 00:21:27.400\r\nÖykü's down, guys!\r\n\r\n00:21:27.520 --> 00:21:29.720\r\nShocking news! Lost her balance.\r\n\r\n00:21:29.840 --> 00:21:31.080\r\nWhy are you shouting?\r\n\r\n00:21:31.200 --> 00:21:32.960\r\nThere's nothing shocking about it.\r\nShe really fell.\r\n\r\n00:21:33.080 --> 00:21:35.080\r\nÖykü's really down, guys!\r\n\r\n00:21:35.200 --> 00:21:37.680\r\nI can't believe it. She's hurting.\r\nWhy are you shouting?\r\n\r\n00:21:37.760 --> 00:21:39.720\r\nTurn off the camera.\r\n\r\n00:21:39.840 --> 00:21:41.320\r\n-Are you okay?\r\n-We'll sort it out.\r\n\r\n00:21:41.400 --> 00:21:42.520\r\n-Let's go to the hospital.\r\n-Are you okay?\r\n\r\n00:21:42.600 --> 00:21:45.440\r\nEmre, what happened to you?\r\nWhat happened, Emre?\r\n\r\n00:21:45.600 --> 00:21:46.680\r\nAMBULANCE ENTRANCE\r\n\r\n00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:49.760\r\nGet better soon.\r\n\r\n00:21:50.520 --> 00:21:51.840\r\nMinor tissue damage.\r\n\r\n00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:53.160\r\nNothing to be afraid of.\r\n\r\n00:21:53.520 --> 00:21:55.120\r\nI don't know, sir.\r\n\r\n00:21:55.240 --> 00:21:57.040\r\nYou just threw a nappy at her.\r\n\r\n00:21:57.160 --> 00:21:59.520\r\n-Maybe do a cast, tighten some screws?\r\n-No need.\r\n\r\n00:21:59.960 --> 00:22:01.120\r\nGet on with your work.\r\n\r\n00:22:02.320 --> 00:22:03.840\r\nGet well soon, sweet girl.\r\n\r\n00:22:04.920 --> 00:22:06.400\r\nI don't feel good about this.\r\n\r\n00:22:06.520 --> 00:22:08.840\r\nDon't exaggerate,\r\nthe doctor says it's nothing.\r\n\r\n00:22:09.080 --> 00:22:11.360\r\nOh, Öykü...\r\n\r\n00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:15.000\r\nYou were going like "Adile Naşit"\r\nin "Tosun Paşa".\r\n\r\n00:22:15.480 --> 00:22:17.760\r\nYou were doing so well.\r\nIt was all an accident.\r\n\r\n00:22:17.840 --> 00:22:19.320\r\nI'm so sorry, it's my fault.\r\n\r\n00:22:19.560 --> 00:22:21.400\r\nWe'll do whatever you want, tell us.\r\n\r\n00:22:21.600 --> 00:22:22.720\r\nShall we make you a princess?\r\n\r\n00:22:22.800 --> 00:22:24.360\r\nTell us your wish.\r\n\r\n00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:26.560\r\nAre you comfortable in bed?\r\nThis one goes up and down...\r\n\r\n00:22:26.640 --> 00:22:28.160\r\nBrother Umut, what are you doing?\r\n\r\n00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:29.400\r\nI'm so sorry, okay.\r\n\r\n00:22:29.520 --> 00:22:31.800\r\nYou hit me in the arm.\r\n\r\n00:22:31.920 --> 00:22:33.640\r\nI'm sorry, I apologize.\r\n\r\n00:22:34.600 --> 00:22:37.320\r\nGreetings to you all from\r\nNurse Serhat's channel, friends.\r\n\r\n00:22:37.400 --> 00:22:38.960\r\nI'll get straight to the point.\r\n\r\n00:22:39.480 --> 00:22:44.320\r\nGet subscribers\r\nwith all kinds of monkey business\r\n\r\n00:22:44.840 --> 00:22:48.880\r\nmake videos day and night\r\nand pocket the money.\r\n\r\n00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:51.800\r\nJust to advertise a hotel\r\n\r\n00:22:52.520 --> 00:22:55.200\r\nmake the kids play and jump for free.\r\n\r\n00:22:55.880 --> 00:22:57.080\r\nWhat happened?\r\n\r\n00:22:57.280 --> 00:22:58.520\r\nWhat happened?\r\n\r\n00:22:58.800 --> 00:23:01.320\r\nA little girl's arm was broken.\r\n\r\n00:23:03.040 --> 00:23:04.720\r\nHere's proof.\r\n\r\n00:23:05.400 --> 00:23:09.480\r\nThey committed a documented\r\nsocial media offence.\r\n\r\n00:23:10.080 --> 00:23:11.240\r\nWe have to cancel them.\r\n\r\n00:23:11.360 --> 00:23:12.640\r\nWe have to cancel them.\r\n\r\n00:23:13.040 --> 00:23:15.800\r\nA little girl's arm is broken.\r\n\r\n00:23:16.080 --> 00:23:19.120\r\nShe's being bribed in front of her mum.\r\n\r\n00:23:19.280 --> 00:23:21.640\r\nHe says "you", he says "princess",\r\nhe says "let's do it".\r\n\r\n00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:23.040\r\nWho the hell are you?\r\n\r\n00:23:23.360 --> 00:23:24.480\r\nWho are you?\r\n\r\n00:23:24.680 --> 00:23:25.960\r\nWho do you think are you?\r\n\r\n00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:29.400\r\nNever watch their videos.\r\n\r\n00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:33.280\r\nNever like their content.\r\n\r\n00:23:33.720 --> 00:23:35.240\r\nTheir channels\r\n\r\n00:23:35.360 --> 00:23:37.000\r\nnever subscribe.\r\n\r\n00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:39.520\r\nIf you're a subscriber, unsubscribe.\r\n\r\n00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:42.880\r\nIf you care about children's rights\r\n\r\n00:23:43.080 --> 00:23:46.840\r\nhear me the lynch mob of cyberspace.\r\n\r\n00:23:47.360 --> 00:23:49.240\r\nIf I shove this wedge up your arse.\r\n\r\n00:23:50.760 --> 00:23:52.280\r\nIf I break this wedge over your head.\r\n\r\n00:23:52.360 --> 00:23:53.680\r\nOkay?\r\n\r\n00:23:54.920 --> 00:23:58.280\r\nDon't forget to subscribe to my channel\r\nand like the video, friends.\r\n\r\n00:23:58.560 --> 00:24:00.800\r\nDo I turn it off here?\r\n\r\n00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:02.120\r\nHere.\r\n\r\n00:24:02.240 --> 00:24:03.520\r\nGoodbye.\r\n\r\n00:24:03.720 --> 00:24:04.680\r\nUmut!\r\n\r\n00:24:04.800 --> 00:24:06.360\r\nThat damn nurse!\r\n\r\n00:24:06.600 --> 00:24:08.600\r\nDude, he's on video again, this fucker.\r\n\r\n00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:09.760\r\nI saw it.\r\n\r\n00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:11.640\r\nThe calmer we are,\r\nthe higher this bloke goes.\r\n\r\n00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:14.200\r\nLet's go restore his face.\r\n\r\n00:24:14.320 --> 00:24:16.400\r\nCome on. He's gone off the deep end.\r\n\r\n00:24:17.120 --> 00:24:20.120\r\nDon't do it. That's what he wants.\r\nDon't give him the chance.\r\n\r\n00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:21.720\r\nEzgi, how can we not?\r\n\r\n00:24:21.840 --> 00:24:23.720\r\nHe's slandering us,\r\nwhat should we do?\r\n\r\n00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:26.120\r\nIgnore him.\r\nWho cares about Nurse Serhat?\r\n\r\n00:24:26.600 --> 00:24:28.720\r\nHe's trying to make a profit off you.\r\n\r\n00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:30.200\r\nDon't get involved.\r\n\r\n00:24:30.360 --> 00:24:31.840\r\nYou're gentlemen.\r\n\r\n00:24:35.360 --> 00:24:38.560\r\nRight, yeah. We're are gentlemen.\r\nI mean, we're supposed to be.\r\n\r\n00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:39.960\r\nYou're right, Ezgi.\r\n\r\n00:24:40.080 --> 00:24:42.720\r\nLet's make a fun video\r\nto sell the hotel. Something cheerful.\r\n\r\n00:24:42.800 --> 00:24:44.640\r\nThat's it! Like that.\r\n\r\n00:24:44.760 --> 00:24:46.760\r\n-Come on, something nice.\r\n-Beating a man?\r\n\r\n00:24:46.880 --> 00:24:49.360\r\nIt's not our job to raid people, Ezgi.\r\n\r\n00:24:54.760 --> 00:24:56.640\r\nEmre, I have a humble question.\r\n\r\n00:24:56.760 --> 00:24:58.520\r\nHave you ever done fireworks before?\r\n\r\n00:24:58.600 --> 00:25:01.080\r\nI've done it so many times.\r\n\r\n00:25:01.760 --> 00:25:03.640\r\nTell me how this works.\r\n\r\n00:25:04.040 --> 00:25:07.400\r\nUmut, look, you're lighting this from here.\r\n\r\n00:25:07.520 --> 00:25:09.440\r\nAnd this end goes up my arse?\r\n\r\n00:25:09.560 --> 00:25:12.480\r\nWe're going to fire it above the sea,\r\nwhy did you turn it this way?\r\n\r\n00:25:12.560 --> 00:25:14.280\r\nYou're giving too much advice, brother.\r\n\r\n00:25:14.360 --> 00:25:15.600\r\nGo, check the camera.\r\n\r\n00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:17.560\r\nOh, my God.\r\n\r\n00:25:21.040 --> 00:25:22.040\r\n-Emre.\r\n-Yeah?\r\n\r\n00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:25.280\r\nI've never done fireworks. I'd like to do one.\r\n\r\n00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:27.080\r\nEzgi, for God's sake.\r\n\r\n00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:29.720\r\nLeave me alone with my art, honey.\r\n\r\n00:25:31.360 --> 00:25:34.000\r\nOh my God, give me a break!\r\n\r\n00:25:35.080 --> 00:25:36.640\r\nThe camera's okay. Here you go.\r\n\r\n00:25:36.840 --> 00:25:39.360\r\nStart the live feed. Let's go.\r\n\r\n00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:44.440\r\nMan, I have so many new subscribers.\r\nMove over.\r\n\r\n00:25:46.440 --> 00:25:48.440\r\nLook, number of subscribers, over 20,000.\r\n\r\n00:25:48.520 --> 00:25:50.200\r\nViews are going in the millions.\r\n\r\n00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:52.400\r\nI don't understand, I'm a farmer.\r\n\r\n00:25:52.560 --> 00:25:54.680\r\nAny damage to crops, property, livestock?\r\n\r\n00:25:54.840 --> 00:25:57.320\r\nNo. I mean, to some asses.\r\n\r\n00:25:57.640 --> 00:25:59.560\r\nIt won't hurt your crops or your cattle,\r\ndon't worry.\r\n\r\n00:25:59.640 --> 00:26:01.560\r\nThen let's have the millions.\r\n\r\n00:26:01.720 --> 00:26:03.520\r\nAnd you're in it for the money, too.\r\n\r\n00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:05.480\r\n-Don't we have an IV?\r\n-We do.\r\n\r\n00:26:05.720 --> 00:26:09.760\r\nGreat. Let me just stick you with an IV.\r\n\r\n00:26:09.960 --> 00:26:13.040\r\nMates, we're just a minute or two\r\nfrom our hotel.\r\n\r\n00:26:13.280 --> 00:26:16.520\r\nWe'll do a fireworks display here\r\nto celebrate our hotel.\r\n\r\n00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:18.080\r\nStay tuned and wait.\r\n\r\n00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:19.800\r\nUmut's on the phone now.\r\n\r\n00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:23.360\r\nYes, Emre again put himself\r\nat the front as usual.\r\n\r\n00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:25.480\r\nI'm giving the camera to Ezgi.\r\n\r\n00:26:27.040 --> 00:26:28.240\r\nWe're doing it together.\r\n\r\n00:26:28.840 --> 00:26:30.120\r\nCome on.\r\n\r\n00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:33.520\r\nPut your finger down and make your wish.\r\n\r\n00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:36.440\r\nYour life will change.\r\n\r\n00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:38.640\r\nI see a huge explosion.\r\n\r\n00:26:39.200 --> 00:26:42.840\r\nIt's like a flock of peacocks\r\nflying in the sky.\r\n\r\n00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:46.000\r\nIt will get colorful and very soon.\r\n\r\n00:26:46.320 --> 00:26:47.560\r\nIt's around the corner.\r\n\r\n00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:50.400\r\nDon't be surprised if it happens now.\r\n\r\n00:26:52.040 --> 00:26:52.880\r\nShall I throw it?\r\n\r\n00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:54.720\r\nYou've fired it, you have to throw it?\r\n\r\n00:26:54.800 --> 00:26:55.960\r\n-I throw it then.\r\n-What?\r\n\r\n00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:57.480\r\nAre you going to throw it?\r\n\r\n00:26:57.600 --> 00:26:59.520\r\nRun!\r\n\r\n00:27:00.080 --> 00:27:01.800\r\nIs there some water or something?\r\nLet's put it out.\r\n\r\n00:27:01.880 --> 00:27:04.520\r\nLook Emre, they are aiming at the boat.\r\n\r\n00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:06.080\r\nDon't let them go on the boat.\r\n\r\n00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:10.160\r\nThere'll be such an explosion,\r\neveryone will be looking at you.\r\n\r\n00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:12.080\r\nEveryone will be talking about you.\r\n\r\n00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:13.040\r\nGod willing.\r\n\r\n00:27:13.160 --> 00:27:15.000\r\nMaybe sooner than tomorrow.\r\n\r\n00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:16.480\r\nGod willing.\r\n\r\n00:27:20.080 --> 00:27:21.640\r\nI think it's going to the boat.\r\n\r\n00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:43.560\r\nDid you see it happened?\r\n\r\n00:27:43.800 --> 00:27:45.200\r\nShut up, woman!\r\n\r\n00:27:45.360 --> 00:27:46.480\r\nShut up!\r\n\r\n00:27:46.600 --> 00:27:48.840\r\nFuck your fortune and your cup.\r\n\r\n00:28:01.040 --> 00:28:04.000\r\nEmre, I should kill you now.\r\nTake care of the broadcast.\r\n\r\n00:28:04.320 --> 00:28:05.640\r\nUmut, they are jumping into the sea.\r\n\r\n00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:07.080\r\nRun! Go!\r\n\r\n00:28:09.560 --> 00:28:12.000\r\nWhy don't you turn it off? End it!\r\n\r\n00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:14.720\r\nGo, boy! People are dying!\r\n\r\n00:28:15.080 --> 00:28:16.520\r\nDon't get it on the phone!\r\n\r\n00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:22.440\r\nI only know backstroke.\r\n\r\n00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:25.400\r\n-Call the ambulance, Ezgi.\r\n-Call them, Ezgi.\r\n\r\n00:28:25.560 --> 00:28:28.120\r\n-Call the police, the gendarmerie!\r\n-Call AKUT, Ezgi!\r\n\r\n00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:31.600\r\nOh, man! If I was there,\r\nI would've cancelled you so bad.\r\n\r\n00:28:35.080 --> 00:28:36.360\r\nI can still do it.\r\n\r\n00:28:36.880 --> 00:28:38.000\r\nI can still do it.\r\n\r\n00:28:38.120 --> 00:28:40.640\r\nNurse Serhat cancels them everywhere,\r\nall the time.\r\n\r\n00:28:41.080 --> 00:28:42.320\r\nI can still do it.\r\n\r\n00:28:42.600 --> 00:28:43.760\r\nI can still do it.\r\n\r\n00:28:43.880 --> 00:28:45.440\r\nI can do it anywhere.\r\n\r\n00:28:47.360 --> 00:28:51.000\r\nBrother, what did those bastard\r\ninfluencers do to you?\r\n\r\n00:28:51.120 --> 00:28:53.440\r\nLook at this. They've burnt it down.\r\n\r\n00:28:53.600 --> 00:28:54.800\r\nYou're all black!\r\n\r\n00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:56.200\r\nWho the hell are you?\r\n\r\n00:28:56.800 --> 00:28:58.520\r\nJesus Christ, slow down.\r\n\r\n00:28:58.640 --> 00:28:59.600\r\nDon't you recognize me?\r\n\r\n00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:01.600\r\n-Nurse Serhat. 50,000 subscribers.\r\n-I don't recognize you.\r\n\r\n00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:02.800\r\nWe'll go live with you.\r\n\r\n00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:04.040\r\n-Live broadcast?\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:06.800\r\nThe fortune teller said that, too.\r\n\r\n00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:09.960\r\nGreetings to you all\r\nfrom Nurse Serhat's channel, friends.\r\n\r\n00:29:10.080 --> 00:29:13.080\r\nI'm on the scene now,\r\nand there's a victim with me.\r\n\r\n00:29:13.200 --> 00:29:14.640\r\nWhat have they done to, my brother?\r\n\r\n00:29:14.720 --> 00:29:16.040\r\nLet's put this over you, don't get cold.\r\n\r\n00:29:16.120 --> 00:29:17.480\r\nYeah, can we get to know you?\r\n\r\n00:29:17.560 --> 00:29:18.560\r\nO yeah.\r\n\r\n00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:20.040\r\nThanks, I've already eaten.\r\n\r\n00:29:20.720 --> 00:29:22.400\r\nIt's a joke, you know, humor.\r\n\r\n00:29:22.960 --> 00:29:24.680\r\nHe didn't understand,\r\nhe speaks little Turkish.\r\n\r\n00:29:24.760 --> 00:29:26.440\r\nAnyway, can you tell us what happened?\r\n\r\n00:29:26.520 --> 00:29:28.320\r\nWe were travelling by boat.\r\n\r\n00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:30.960\r\nYeah, mates, you heard it.\r\nThey were travelling by boat.\r\n\r\n00:29:31.080 --> 00:29:34.920\r\nImagine, they were travelling by boat,\r\nand then they were burnt and destroyed.\r\n\r\n00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:36.680\r\nThey shot fireworks into the air.\r\n\r\n00:29:36.800 --> 00:29:39.360\r\nThey will burn the sea and the ocean.\r\n\r\n00:29:39.480 --> 00:29:40.720\r\nAnd they'll end all water.\r\n\r\n00:29:40.800 --> 00:29:41.960\r\nYeah, and then what happened?\r\n\r\n00:29:42.080 --> 00:29:46.080\r\n-First fireworks, second your mum's...\r\n-Whoa!\r\n\r\n00:29:46.280 --> 00:29:49.080\r\nNo swearing on our channel.\r\n\r\n00:29:49.280 --> 00:29:51.720\r\nNo swearing!\r\nNo swearing on our channel!\r\n\r\n00:29:51.840 --> 00:29:54.960\r\nSlow down. Please, slow down.\r\n\r\n00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:58.480\r\nThere's some girls in the ambulance.\r\nI'm going to go check on them.\r\n\r\n00:29:58.560 --> 00:29:59.680\r\nI wish you well.\r\n\r\n00:29:59.800 --> 00:30:01.720\r\n-I'm cold.\r\n-Don't hang out with mutts again.\r\n\r\n00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:02.920\r\n-Okay.\r\n-Influencers are arseholes.\r\n\r\n00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:03.840\r\nOkay, bye.\r\n\r\n00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:07.800\r\nGirls, can you give me a lift\r\nto the hospital?\r\n\r\n00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:11.760\r\nHello, this is what happens\r\nwhen you hang out with mutts.\r\n\r\n00:30:11.840 --> 00:30:13.440\r\nGet out of the way, I'll hop in.\r\n\r\n00:30:17.160 --> 00:30:19.760\r\nSir, it's all on this bovine friend of mine.\r\n\r\n00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:22.400\r\nHis first fireworks experience.\r\nAn accident.\r\n\r\n00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:24.880\r\nSir, let me put it this way.\r\n\r\n00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:27.040\r\nI've fired these flares.\r\n\r\n00:30:27.520 --> 00:30:30.560\r\nThese should have gone vertically,\r\nbut went horizontally.\r\n\r\n00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:33.040\r\n-I don't get it, it was an accident.\r\n-Chief Sir!\r\n\r\n00:30:33.280 --> 00:30:34.360\r\nChief Sir!\r\n\r\n00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:37.280\r\nThey're lying, sir.\r\nI have a video. It's all lies.\r\n\r\n00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:39.160\r\n-Sir...\r\n-Switch it off, man.\r\n\r\n00:30:39.280 --> 00:30:40.680\r\n-I won't turn it off.\r\n-Please turn it off.\r\n\r\n00:30:40.760 --> 00:30:42.120\r\n-Don't shoot me.\r\n-Don't do it.\r\n\r\n00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:43.760\r\nWhat happened?\r\n\r\n00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:45.480\r\n-I apologize, sir.\r\n-What's wrong?\r\n\r\n00:30:45.560 --> 00:30:47.000\r\nYou gave it to my hand?\r\n\r\n00:30:47.360 --> 00:30:48.720\r\nSir, please.\r\n\r\n00:30:48.840 --> 00:30:50.360\r\n-Don't shoot.\r\n-What happened?\r\n\r\n00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:52.360\r\nYou gave the wedge to me?\r\n\r\n00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:55.080\r\n-Turn it off!\r\n-Come over here!\r\n\r\n00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:57.560\r\nDon't touch! No contact!\r\nI'm a nurse in this hospital.\r\n\r\n00:30:57.640 --> 00:30:59.880\r\nWhat are you? Did you study medicine?\r\nAre you a doctor?\r\n\r\n00:30:59.960 --> 00:31:01.080\r\nWhat's the matter?\r\n\r\n00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:03.320\r\nDid you hear that, sir?\r\nThey burnt the boat.\r\n\r\n00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:05.760\r\n-Pirates.\r\n-Why don't you go and put in an IV?\r\n\r\n00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:07.840\r\n-Why are you filming people, man?\r\n-What do you care?\r\n\r\n00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:09.560\r\n-I'll have you thrown out of this hospital!\r\n-What do you care!\r\n\r\n00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:11.040\r\nStop it!\r\n\r\n00:31:12.840 --> 00:31:14.440\r\nBrother, that's not cool.\r\n\r\n00:31:14.560 --> 00:31:15.960\r\nYou've got the gendarmes behind you.\r\n\r\n00:31:16.040 --> 00:31:18.040\r\nWe're from the hood, too.\r\nYou see us calling our brothers?\r\n\r\n00:31:18.120 --> 00:31:19.760\r\n-Don't make a scene tonight.\r\n-Brother.\r\n\r\n00:31:19.840 --> 00:31:22.200\r\nHow old are we? Are we children?\r\n\r\n00:31:22.320 --> 00:31:24.080\r\nYou're a security officer,\r\nhe's a security officer.\r\n\r\n00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:25.000\r\nWhat's the difference?\r\n\r\n00:31:25.120 --> 00:31:26.200\r\nYou were not enough?\r\n\r\n00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:28.520\r\nNot cool.\r\n\r\n00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:29.800\r\nIt's a real shame.\r\n\r\n00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:34.000\r\nLook, the one who made you do this\r\nis filming a video upstairs on your left.\r\n\r\n00:31:34.120 --> 00:31:35.400\r\nHe's using you.\r\n\r\n00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:37.360\r\nWake up, you're a man of the people.\r\n\r\n00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:38.840\r\nI thought you were getting me fired.\r\n\r\n00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:40.880\r\nWe saw who got who fired.\r\n\r\n00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:42.440\r\nYou bullies!\r\n\r\n00:31:42.560 --> 00:31:43.600\r\nBullies!\r\n\r\n00:31:43.720 --> 00:31:44.760\r\nYoung bully!\r\n\r\n00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:46.960\r\nI'll hand you over to social media.\r\n\r\n00:31:47.080 --> 00:31:48.600\r\nDude, come back to reality.\r\n\r\n00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:49.400\r\nCome down here.\r\n\r\n00:31:49.520 --> 00:31:50.880\r\nWhat? What did you say?\r\n\r\n00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.160\r\nI can't hear you, Umut.\r\nI'm at the top, I can't hear you.\r\n\r\n00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:55.960\r\nWe've given him enough material.\r\n\r\n00:31:56.360 --> 00:31:58.800\r\nYou know why? Because you're "dumb".\r\n\r\n00:31:59.080 --> 00:32:00.080\r\nYou idiots!\r\n\r\n00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:01.400\r\nGet the fuck out!\r\n\r\n00:32:01.560 --> 00:32:03.280\r\nGet out of the hospital! Bullies.\r\n\r\n00:32:03.440 --> 00:32:05.240\r\nGet the fuck out! Get out!\r\n\r\n00:32:05.360 --> 00:32:08.120\r\nNot cool for you for\r\nletting him get away with it.\r\n\r\n00:32:08.600 --> 00:32:10.400\r\n-Go on.\r\n-I'll change my knickers and come back.\r\n\r\n00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:11.840\r\nI'm freezing, let's go.\r\n\r\n00:32:12.040 --> 00:32:14.080\r\nHe's still staring at me. Son of an ass!\r\n\r\n00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:15.600\r\nMove!\r\n\r\n00:32:15.720 --> 00:32:16.720\r\nLook at that neck.\r\n\r\n00:32:16.840 --> 00:32:18.320\r\nIt will feed two families.\r\n\r\n00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:19.640\r\nGet down over here!\r\n\r\n00:32:20.440 --> 00:32:21.560\r\nLose some weight!\r\n\r\n00:32:21.840 --> 00:32:24.040\r\nWe've been getting too much abuse.\r\n\r\n00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:25.680\r\n-Boy...\r\n-Go!\r\n\r\n00:32:28.320 --> 00:32:30.680\r\nSlippers. Throw me that slipper,\r\nwill you, security?\r\n\r\n00:32:30.760 --> 00:32:31.840\r\nMy slippers.\r\n\r\n00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:33.800\r\nUp here.\r\n\r\n00:32:35.360 --> 00:32:36.800\r\nIt's not over!\r\n\r\n00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:38.400\r\nThis is not over!\r\n\r\n00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:44.240\r\nI'm going to wipe these jerks\r\noff social media.\r\n\r\n00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:50.240\r\nWho gave you permission\r\nto set off fireworks?\r\n\r\n00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:52.920\r\nWho did you tell in advance?\r\n\r\n00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:57.120\r\nDuring the day, they broke children.\r\n\r\n00:32:58.120 --> 00:33:01.520\r\nThey burnt a boat\r\non the evening of the same day.\r\n\r\n00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:03.680\r\nThey burnt down a whole boat.\r\n\r\n00:33:04.040 --> 00:33:08.160\r\nIn the book of the social media,\r\njust to get clicks...\r\n\r\n00:33:08.280 --> 00:33:09.840\r\nLook, I'm making my point here.\r\n\r\n00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:14.760\r\nIs it okay to slaughter people\r\njust to get clicks?\r\n\r\n00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:16.960\r\nOh, my social media folk?\r\n\r\n00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:21.840\r\nI'm talking to the subscribers\r\nof these two idiots.\r\n\r\n00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:24.800\r\nUnfollow them with a click.\r\n\r\n00:33:25.280 --> 00:33:26.440\r\nSave your honor.\r\n\r\n00:33:26.560 --> 00:33:28.440\r\nAnd now I appeal\r\nto my own subscribers.\r\n\r\n00:33:28.520 --> 00:33:32.480\r\nWe have passed 50,000,\r\nheading towards 100,000.\r\n\r\n00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:36.040\r\nThose who unfollow these friends,\r\nplease do not forget to follow me.\r\n\r\n00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:37.800\r\nTake care, bye.\r\n\r\n00:33:41.000 --> 00:33:43.880\r\nUmut, I knew it.\r\n\r\n00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:45.960\r\nWe weren't going to get into this, man.\r\n\r\n00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:49.360\r\nClick. First branch.\r\n\r\n00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:53.560\r\nClick. Second branch.\r\nYou see the clicks?\r\n\r\n00:33:55.360 --> 00:33:57.640\r\nI feel most sorry for that flower boy.\r\n\r\n00:33:57.800 --> 00:33:58.920\r\nWhy?\r\n\r\n00:33:59.600 --> 00:34:02.200\r\nThe kid thought cactus absorbed radiation.\r\n\r\n00:34:02.320 --> 00:34:03.680\r\nDude, is that what this is about?\r\n\r\n00:34:03.760 --> 00:34:04.720\r\nThat's not true.\r\n\r\n00:34:04.840 --> 00:34:05.920\r\nThe same kid said\r\n\r\n00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:07.800\r\n"Lightning struck this hotel last night.\r\n\r\n00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:11.600\r\nThere are magnetic fluctuations,"\r\nhe said. I wonder if that's it.\r\n\r\n00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:13.960\r\nI don't know, we should ask\r\nEzgi about that.\r\n\r\n00:34:14.120 --> 00:34:16.760\r\nLet's go to sleep. I'm exhausted.\r\nI'm done, brother.\r\n\r\n00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:18.080\r\n-Umut! Emre!\r\n-Let's go.\r\n\r\n00:34:18.520 --> 00:34:21.880\r\nGuys, quick.\r\nYou're being lynched on social media!\r\n\r\n00:34:22.160 --> 00:34:24.480\r\n-Who?\r\n-Cameras, phones, quick!\r\n\r\n00:34:24.720 --> 00:34:25.920\r\nWho's lynching us?\r\n\r\n00:34:27.520 --> 00:34:28.520\r\nA-ha!\r\n\r\n00:34:28.680 --> 00:34:30.040\r\nHello, friends.\r\n\r\n00:34:30.680 --> 00:34:32.120\r\nWe didn't assassinate anyone.\r\n\r\n00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:34.160\r\nWe did not commit murder.\r\n\r\n00:34:34.760 --> 00:34:37.200\r\nIt was an accident.\r\nIt really was an accident.\r\n\r\n00:34:38.080 --> 00:34:41.080\r\nDon't let anyone accuse us\r\nof deliberately burning that boat.\r\n\r\n00:34:41.600 --> 00:34:43.600\r\nWe jumped into the sea, we rescued people.\r\n\r\n00:34:43.680 --> 00:34:45.680\r\nThey were sent to hospital by ambulance.\r\n\r\n00:34:46.040 --> 00:34:49.960\r\nWe are just grateful that\r\nno harm was done to those people.\r\n\r\n00:34:50.120 --> 00:34:53.000\r\nI return the ugly words said to us\r\nto their owners.\r\n\r\n00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:56.600\r\nI really want to forget all this right now\r\nand go to sleep, mates.\r\n\r\n00:34:56.720 --> 00:34:58.560\r\nGood night. Take care.\r\n\r\n00:34:59.640 --> 00:35:03.120\r\nWell done, Emre. He spoke so calmly.\r\n\r\n00:35:03.560 --> 00:35:05.680\r\nI want to go to sleep and forget all this.\r\n\r\n00:35:05.880 --> 00:35:06.760\r\nDo you?\r\n\r\n00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:08.080\r\nI'm human, too.\r\n\r\n00:35:08.200 --> 00:35:09.960\r\nWe have so much in common.\r\nLet's sleep together.\r\n\r\n00:35:10.040 --> 00:35:11.120\r\n-What?\r\n-What?\r\n\r\n00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:14.160\r\nOh, did I say "Let's sleep together"?\r\n\r\n00:35:14.520 --> 00:35:16.040\r\nI was thinking out loud again.\r\n\r\n00:35:16.520 --> 00:35:18.600\r\nYou've been thinking out loud a lot lately.\r\n\r\n00:35:18.680 --> 00:35:21.120\r\nI should see a doctor or something.\r\nThis is not good.\r\n\r\n00:35:21.200 --> 00:35:23.560\r\nAnyway, get to sleep. Good night.\r\n\r\n00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:29.960\r\nEzgi, did lightning strike this hotel\r\nlast year?\r\n\r\n00:37:18.840 --> 00:37:20.480\r\nMy dear Nurdan\r\nwho turns my winter into summer.\r\n\r\n00:37:20.560 --> 00:37:22.280\r\nLook at my channel.\r\nLook at the number of subscribers.\r\n\r\n00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:23.760\r\nThe channel took off!\r\n\r\n00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:25.520\r\nI'm on social media now.\r\n\r\n00:37:25.640 --> 00:37:26.960\r\nI have a proposition for you.\r\n\r\n00:37:27.080 --> 00:37:28.000\r\nIs that so?\r\n\r\n00:37:28.120 --> 00:37:29.600\r\nWhat's the offer?\r\n\r\n00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:31.960\r\nWatch the video of those idiots?\r\n\r\n00:37:32.040 --> 00:37:33.560\r\nGreetings, dear followers.\r\n\r\n00:37:33.680 --> 00:37:35.600\r\nWe're here with a brand new format.\r\n\r\n00:37:35.720 --> 00:37:37.000\r\n"Video Honeymoon".\r\n\r\n00:37:37.120 --> 00:37:39.080\r\nSo, what is a Video Honeymoon, dear Emre?\r\n\r\n00:37:39.160 --> 00:37:43.920\r\nWe will host three newly\r\nmarried couples for a week in our hotel.\r\n\r\n00:37:44.200 --> 00:37:47.360\r\nAnd the memories of these couples,\r\ntheir stories of how they met\r\n\r\n00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:51.880\r\nwe will share their happiness with you,\r\nmillions of our subscribers.\r\n\r\n00:37:52.200 --> 00:37:53.960\r\nStay tuned, love!\r\n\r\n00:37:54.120 --> 00:37:56.880\r\nWe'll get married right away,\r\nhave our honeymoon here.\r\n\r\n00:37:57.080 --> 00:37:59.920\r\nMillions of people\r\nwatch these idiots videos.\r\n\r\n00:38:00.240 --> 00:38:03.280\r\nWe're going to be an influencer couple.\r\nOn an influencer honeymoon.\r\n\r\n00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:05.160\r\nAnd we'll be rich!\r\n\r\n00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:07.040\r\nIt will be lit!\r\n\r\n00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:09.160\r\nThey'll never choose us.\r\n\r\n00:38:09.720 --> 00:38:10.600\r\nThat's what you think, girl.\r\n\r\n00:38:10.720 --> 00:38:12.520\r\nI got that. Don't you worry.\r\n\r\n00:38:12.640 --> 00:38:13.880\r\nRelax.\r\n\r\n00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:15.000\r\nReally?\r\n\r\n00:38:15.120 --> 00:38:16.440\r\nWhat do you think, cutie pie?\r\n\r\n00:38:16.520 --> 00:38:18.640\r\nI won't believe you unless I see it with\r\nown my eyes, hear it with my own ears.\r\n\r\n00:38:18.720 --> 00:38:20.720\r\nWhy don't you leave it to me, girl?\r\n\r\n00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:23.040\r\nLove, shall we go on a boat trip?\r\n\r\n00:38:23.120 --> 00:38:25.720\r\nThere's fewer people on the boats.\r\nWhat do you reckon?\r\n\r\n00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:27.320\r\nSerhat...\r\n\r\n00:38:30.200 --> 00:38:31.480\r\nHoneybun, come.\r\n\r\n00:38:31.600 --> 00:38:32.520\r\nAre they there?\r\n\r\n00:38:32.640 --> 00:38:34.320\r\nThere they are. Leave it to me.\r\n\r\n00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:36.320\r\nDon't make a sound, I'll handle this.\r\n\r\n00:38:38.240 --> 00:38:39.840\r\nGreetings, influencer boys.\r\n\r\n00:38:40.080 --> 00:38:41.080\r\nHow are you?\r\n\r\n00:38:41.200 --> 00:38:42.520\r\nYou weren't expecting me, were you?\r\n\r\n00:38:42.600 --> 00:38:43.560\r\nWhat's the matter?\r\nWhy did you come here?\r\n\r\n00:38:43.680 --> 00:38:46.120\r\nStop it, man. Nurdan. My love, take a seat.\r\n\r\n00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:47.160\r\nHello.\r\n\r\n00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:48.520\r\nYou already know Nurdan.\r\n\r\n00:38:48.720 --> 00:38:50.920\r\nMy fiancé. We'll get married soon, I hope.\r\n\r\n00:38:52.600 --> 00:38:54.080\r\nIs that what you came here to tell me?\r\n\r\n00:38:54.160 --> 00:38:55.360\r\nStop it, man.\r\n\r\n00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:58.160\r\nThere's been a little unpleasantness\r\nbetween us.\r\n\r\n00:38:58.240 --> 00:38:59.400\r\nNo denying that.\r\n\r\n00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:01.960\r\nBut I'm here to settle this unpleasantness.\r\n\r\n00:39:02.200 --> 00:39:04.760\r\nI like your Video Honeymoon idea. Great idea.\r\n\r\n00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:06.720\r\nMarvelous. I mean, I really love it.\r\n\r\n00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:09.240\r\nThis didn't come from you.\r\nIt came from you, man.\r\n\r\n00:39:09.680 --> 00:39:12.960\r\nAnyway, Nurdan and I are\r\ngoing on your Video Honeymoon.\r\n\r\n00:39:13.080 --> 00:39:17.680\r\nIn return, I'll lend you\r\nmy immense social media skills.\r\n\r\n00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:18.960\r\nWhat do you think?\r\n\r\n00:39:19.680 --> 00:39:21.280\r\nGreat idea. I love it.\r\n\r\n00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:22.600\r\nYou love it, too, okay?\r\n\r\n00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:24.480\r\nMarvelous idea. I mean it, sincerely.\r\n\r\n00:39:24.560 --> 00:39:27.040\r\nWe were just saying there is\r\nsomething missing in our project.\r\n\r\n00:39:27.120 --> 00:39:29.120\r\nYou, I swear.\r\n\r\n00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:31.040\r\n-That's a great idea.\r\n-Oh, really?\r\n\r\n00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:32.840\r\nYes, brother. Why?\r\n\r\n00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:34.440\r\nBecause we talked about it with Umut.\r\n\r\n00:39:34.520 --> 00:39:37.800\r\nNurdan and you are our favorite couple.\r\n\r\n00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:42.240\r\nI swear, Nurdan and I\r\ncan add a lot to this project together.\r\n\r\n00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:43.720\r\nYeah, absolutely.\r\n\r\n00:39:44.040 --> 00:39:46.760\r\nWhat are you talking about?\r\nIt's going to be a scene. Crazy!\r\n\r\n00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:47.840\r\nA sensation!\r\n\r\n00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:50.360\r\nBut there is a problem.\r\n\r\n00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:53.680\r\nYou know, Serhat, we've been jerks, too.\r\n\r\n00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:56.960\r\nBut you've been ranting and raving\r\nabout us in your videos.\r\n\r\n00:39:57.080 --> 00:39:59.720\r\nThe audience will say, what happened?\r\nWas it all a game?\r\n\r\n00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:01.320\r\nTo avoid those, let's do this.\r\n\r\n00:40:01.560 --> 00:40:04.520\r\nYou delete those videos.\r\nLet's act more freely.\r\n\r\n00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:05.640\r\nWhich video?\r\n\r\n00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:07.240\r\nDude, the videos you made!\r\n\r\n00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:09.480\r\n-What video?\r\n-Didn't you make a video?\r\n\r\n00:40:09.600 --> 00:40:12.880\r\nI mean, which video?\r\nI mean, it's all been deleted!\r\n\r\n00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:15.640\r\n-Bro!\r\n-You! You, my brother!\r\n\r\n00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:16.680\r\nYou're a weasel!\r\n\r\n00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:17.960\r\nI'll do it right in front of you.\r\n\r\n00:40:18.080 --> 00:40:19.920\r\n-Did you speak English?\r\n-A little bit.\r\n\r\n00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:22.800\r\n-So delete.\r\n-Okay.\r\n\r\n00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:24.920\r\n-This is delete.\r\n-Great.\r\n\r\n00:40:25.040 --> 00:40:26.800\r\nAnd that one.\r\n\r\n00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:28.120\r\nThat's a delete.\r\n\r\n00:40:28.240 --> 00:40:29.120\r\nWhat is this?\r\n\r\n00:40:29.240 --> 00:40:30.720\r\nDating app, man. Don't do it.\r\n\r\n00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:32.080\r\nMan, you...\r\n\r\n00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:34.880\r\nYou saw it, I deleted them all.\r\n\r\n00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:38.000\r\nAmazing. I swear to God, this is it.\r\n\r\n00:40:38.120 --> 00:40:40.080\r\nI'm so happy.\r\n\r\n00:40:40.200 --> 00:40:41.440\r\nI like you so much!\r\n\r\n00:40:41.560 --> 00:40:43.320\r\nI didn't know you were such a good person.\r\n\r\n00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:44.520\r\nGive me a hug.\r\n\r\n00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:48.280\r\nOkay, yeah. Stop staring at her.\r\n\r\n00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:49.880\r\nDon't worry about him. You know him.\r\n\r\n00:40:49.960 --> 00:40:52.320\r\nYou're a good person,\r\nbut that's not a good look.\r\n\r\n00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:54.160\r\n-How is he looking...\r\n-Don't worry about him.\r\n\r\n00:40:54.240 --> 00:40:55.520\r\nAren't you the honeymoon couple?\r\n\r\n00:40:55.600 --> 00:40:57.720\r\nYou're supposed to be energetic.\r\nHere, eat this.\r\n\r\n00:40:57.800 --> 00:40:59.040\r\nTaste it.\r\n\r\n00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:01.200\r\n-How is it?\r\n-So juicy.\r\n\r\n00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:03.400\r\n-Is that a red melon?\r\n-He knows geography, too!\r\n\r\n00:41:03.480 --> 00:41:05.640\r\nOh, man, you! Clever dude.\r\n\r\n00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:09.040\r\nThis is the hotel where we're going to\r\nfilm the Video Honeymoon.\r\n\r\n00:41:09.120 --> 00:41:10.080\r\nWe're new partners.\r\n\r\n00:41:10.200 --> 00:41:11.840\r\n-Our other partner is...\r\n-Very good.\r\n\r\n00:41:11.920 --> 00:41:13.840\r\n-Partners?\r\n-Our other partner Ezgi.\r\n\r\n00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:14.920\r\n-Hello, sister.\r\n-Ezgi, Serhat.\r\n\r\n00:41:15.040 --> 00:41:16.080\r\n-Welcome.\r\n-Nurdan.\r\n\r\n00:41:16.640 --> 00:41:17.800\r\nVideo Honeymoon couple.\r\n\r\n00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:19.160\r\nIs that so?\r\n\r\n00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:20.680\r\nYou know,\r\nthe Video Honeymoon project?\r\n\r\n00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:22.360\r\n-This is the new couple.\r\n-Congratulations. Good for you.\r\n\r\n00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:23.840\r\n-I'll show you to your rooms then.\r\n-Thank you.\r\n\r\n00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:26.920\r\nEzgi, you must be busy at the reception,\r\nI'll take care of it.\r\n\r\n00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:28.680\r\n-Okay.\r\n-Yeah, exactly. Aren't we partners?\r\n\r\n00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:30.240\r\nYou show Nurdan to her room.\r\n\r\n00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:33.400\r\nSerhat, why don't we make\r\na video with you? Come here.\r\n\r\n00:41:33.600 --> 00:41:35.600\r\n-Yes, mate.\r\n-Come here.\r\n\r\n00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:37.040\r\n-Shall we sit down?\r\n-Sit.\r\n\r\n00:41:38.560 --> 00:41:40.720\r\nOkay. We deleted the videos, which is fine.\r\n\r\n00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:43.680\r\nWhy don't you explain that to the followers?\r\n\r\n00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:46.320\r\n-Could you tell it in a subtle way?\r\n-Okay, mate.\r\n\r\n00:41:48.440 --> 00:41:49.400\r\nThis is your room.\r\n\r\n00:41:49.520 --> 00:41:52.320\r\nOh, wow! It's beautiful.\r\n\r\n00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:54.720\r\nThe view is amazing.\r\n\r\n00:41:55.320 --> 00:41:58.360\r\nHas the Video Honeymoon project started, Emre?\r\n\r\n00:41:58.560 --> 00:42:00.000\r\nIt hasn't started yet, honey.\r\n\r\n00:42:00.200 --> 00:42:01.440\r\nLet me ask you something.\r\n\r\n00:42:01.600 --> 00:42:02.440\r\nSure.\r\n\r\n00:42:02.560 --> 00:42:04.880\r\nYou and Mr. Nurse are not married yet,\r\nare you?\r\n\r\n00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:09.160\r\nWell, the signatures haven't been signed yet.\r\n\r\n00:42:11.600 --> 00:42:13.720\r\nThen I need to explain a rule to you.\r\n\r\n00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:15.480\r\nWhat's the rule?\r\n\r\n00:42:17.720 --> 00:42:19.640\r\n-Nurse Serhat's channel...\r\n-Don't do that. Don't do that anymore.\r\n\r\n00:42:19.720 --> 00:42:20.720\r\n-Let it go.\r\n-Okay.\r\n\r\n00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:22.120\r\nI'm sorry. I apologize.\r\n\r\n00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:25.360\r\nI apologize to Umut and Emre, guys.\r\n\r\n00:42:25.480 --> 00:42:27.760\r\nWhat I did was so wrong,\r\nI took advantage of them.\r\n\r\n00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:29.880\r\nBy the way, Brother Umut is here. Say hi.\r\n\r\n00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:33.200\r\nI've said I'm sorry.\r\nI won't do this kind of thing anymore.\r\n\r\n00:42:33.280 --> 00:42:34.520\r\nGood for you. It happens.\r\n\r\n00:42:34.640 --> 00:42:36.960\r\nIf there's anything else\r\nyou want me to say...\r\n\r\n00:42:37.080 --> 00:42:38.280\r\nNo, that's enough. It's all right.\r\n\r\n00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:39.520\r\n-I'm hanging up.\r\n-Do it.\r\n\r\n00:42:40.680 --> 00:42:41.960\r\nWell done, nurse.\r\n\r\n00:42:42.080 --> 00:42:43.920\r\n-You're a sympathetic person.\r\n-Thank you, brother.\r\n\r\n00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:45.920\r\nShould I go to my girl?\r\n\r\n00:42:46.040 --> 00:42:47.600\r\nShe's with your mate, you know.\r\n\r\n00:42:48.160 --> 00:42:49.960\r\n-That scoundrel.\r\n-Of course.\r\n\r\n00:42:50.200 --> 00:42:51.360\r\nDon't think like that, man.\r\n\r\n00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:55.320\r\nYou just go up to the room for yourself,\r\nenjoy the room a bit.\r\n\r\n00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:56.440\r\n-Okay.\r\n-Go on.\r\n\r\n00:42:56.560 --> 00:42:58.040\r\nThen I'm out of here.\r\n\r\n00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:02.280\r\nYou weasel.\r\n\r\n00:43:02.640 --> 00:43:04.760\r\n-What did you do, get it done?\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:11.560\r\nMy Nurdan.\r\n\r\n00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:14.520\r\nMy beautiful girl.\r\n\r\n00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:16.600\r\nAre the preparations for me?\r\n\r\n00:43:16.680 --> 00:43:19.280\r\nNo, just the usual, everyday stuff.\r\n\r\n00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:21.640\r\nOkay, love, give us some lip.\r\nCome on, please.\r\n\r\n00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:23.560\r\nSerhat, why don't you go to the hospital?\r\n\r\n00:43:23.640 --> 00:43:24.960\r\nYou haven't got your days off yet.\r\n\r\n00:43:25.080 --> 00:43:26.400\r\nWe're here for a week.\r\n\r\n00:43:26.520 --> 00:43:28.720\r\nLove, the hospital will be there.\r\nCome on, please. Come on, love.\r\n\r\n00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:31.320\r\nDarling, I'm going to take a nice bath now.\r\n\r\n00:43:31.520 --> 00:43:33.720\r\nAnd then I'm going to\r\nhave a nice lie-down in my bed.\r\n\r\n00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:34.720\r\nFine, I'll go then.\r\n\r\n00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:36.680\r\n-Come on, Serhat.\r\n-Good, I'm gone.\r\n\r\n00:43:36.840 --> 00:43:37.880\r\nCome on.\r\n\r\n00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:38.880\r\nSerhat, come on.\r\n\r\n00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:40.800\r\n-I'm going then.\r\n-Serhat, move.\r\n\r\n00:43:40.920 --> 00:43:42.160\r\n-Okay.\r\n-Go dear, come on.\r\n\r\n00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:43.640\r\nI'm leaving.\r\n\r\n00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:47.160\r\nI'll do the same\r\nwhen I have a million subscribers.\r\n\r\n00:43:47.240 --> 00:43:48.560\r\n-Okay, dear.\r\n-I'll do it.\r\n\r\n00:43:49.640 --> 00:43:50.760\r\nCrazy boy.\r\n\r\n00:43:57.800 --> 00:43:59.640\r\n-Greetings.\r\n-Welcome.\r\n\r\n00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:01.960\r\nHello there. We're here\r\nfor the Video Honeymoon thing.\r\n\r\n00:44:02.040 --> 00:44:03.440\r\nI'm Selçuk, my wife...\r\n\r\n00:44:04.240 --> 00:44:05.280\r\nEyşan!\r\n\r\n00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:18.600\r\nNice hotel you have here.\r\n\r\n00:44:18.720 --> 00:44:19.960\r\nThank you. Welcome, Mrs. Eyşan.\r\n\r\n00:44:20.080 --> 00:44:20.960\r\nHello.\r\n\r\n00:44:21.080 --> 00:44:23.640\r\nHow do we do the check-in?\r\n\r\n00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:25.240\r\nI'll need your IDs, please.\r\n\r\n00:44:25.520 --> 00:44:26.800\r\nI had yours.\r\n\r\n00:44:26.960 --> 00:44:28.720\r\n-You do.\r\n-I have a driving license.\r\n\r\n00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:29.760\r\n-Is that okay?\r\n-No problem.\r\n\r\n00:44:29.880 --> 00:44:31.280\r\nGood.\r\n\r\n00:44:41.480 --> 00:44:42.680\r\nI'm on my way.\r\n\r\n00:44:44.240 --> 00:44:45.920\r\n-Hello.\r\n-Hello, welcome.\r\n\r\n00:44:46.040 --> 00:44:47.400\r\nHow do you like it here?\r\n\r\n00:44:47.520 --> 00:44:50.200\r\nThanks, darling. Yeah, it's really beautiful.\r\n\r\n00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:52.800\r\nThen I'll sign you in. IDs please.\r\n\r\n00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:54.120\r\nSure.\r\n\r\n00:44:55.040 --> 00:44:56.200\r\nHere you go.\r\n\r\n00:44:56.320 --> 00:44:57.320\r\nAnd yours, please.\r\n\r\n00:44:57.440 --> 00:44:58.800\r\nI have his.\r\n\r\n00:44:59.680 --> 00:45:01.640\r\nThat this idiot always loses them, you know?\r\n\r\n00:45:01.720 --> 00:45:03.440\r\nMy love, I did it once. I didn't do it again.\r\n\r\n00:45:03.520 --> 00:45:04.320\r\nSure.\r\n\r\n00:45:04.560 --> 00:45:05.960\r\nMy husband is my first love.\r\n\r\n00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:10.000\r\nI'm so lucky. He's a wonderful husband.\r\n\r\n00:45:10.720 --> 00:45:13.560\r\nA gentleman. And generous.\r\n\r\n00:45:14.600 --> 00:45:15.800\r\nAnd has good taste, too.\r\n\r\n00:45:16.200 --> 00:45:17.040\r\nRight, love?\r\n\r\n00:45:17.160 --> 00:45:18.320\r\nYes, love.\r\n\r\n00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:21.680\r\nBeren is really...\r\n\r\n00:45:22.600 --> 00:45:23.920\r\n-Wonderful.\r\n-Huh?\r\n\r\n00:45:24.040 --> 00:45:25.720\r\n-Wonderful.\r\n-A wonderful person.\r\n\r\n00:45:26.040 --> 00:45:28.160\r\nI respect every decision Beren makes.\r\n\r\n00:45:28.280 --> 00:45:31.360\r\nBecause I know that she always\r\nmakes the best decisions.\r\n\r\n00:45:31.720 --> 00:45:33.840\r\nIn fact, it was Beren's idea to come here.\r\n\r\n00:45:34.160 --> 00:45:35.600\r\nI love her so much, I'm so in love with her.\r\n\r\n00:45:35.680 --> 00:45:36.440\r\nShe's everything to me.\r\n\r\n00:45:36.560 --> 00:45:38.560\r\nShe's everything to me. My one and only.\r\n\r\n00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:42.240\r\nI said I'll fall in love,\r\nand I'll fall in love only once.\r\n\r\n00:45:43.280 --> 00:45:45.080\r\nAnd I waited until Eyşan came to me.\r\n\r\n00:45:45.160 --> 00:45:47.640\r\nThis is important. I'll underline it.\r\n\r\n00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:51.400\r\nYou could say I'm a pioneer of love.\r\n\r\n00:45:51.520 --> 00:45:53.720\r\nI don't know, I'm crazy.\r\n\r\n00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:55.760\r\nI mean, I'm energetic.\r\n\r\n00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:57.560\r\nLike.\r\n\r\n00:45:59.960 --> 00:46:01.120\r\nIsn't that right, love?\r\n\r\n00:46:01.240 --> 00:46:02.280\r\nHe is.\r\n\r\n00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:04.520\r\nHe started following me.\r\n\r\n00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:06.640\r\nHe slid every night into my DMs.\r\n\r\n00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:10.920\r\nAt first I was going to scold him,\r\nbut then I thought I'd give him a chance.\r\n\r\n00:46:11.000 --> 00:46:14.600\r\nI immediately texted him,\r\n"How do you know me?"\r\n\r\n00:46:15.120 --> 00:46:17.080\r\nRight away, "seen" by Selçuk.\r\n\r\n00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:23.800\r\nHe replied, "I do not know you, I do not\r\nhave a beginning, will you be my end?"\r\n\r\n00:46:24.080 --> 00:46:25.400\r\nIsn't that sweet?\r\n\r\n00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:28.000\r\nNo, that's your sweet self.\r\n\r\n00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:32.120\r\nExcellent. It's marvelous. It's beautiful.\r\n\r\n00:46:32.720 --> 00:46:33.960\r\nI love it.\r\n\r\n00:46:34.240 --> 00:46:35.360\r\nRight, love?\r\n\r\n00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:37.240\r\nGood.\r\n\r\n00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:40.920\r\nEnjoy yourselves.\r\nLet me know if you need anything.\r\n\r\n00:46:42.040 --> 00:46:43.560\r\n-Danke schön.\r\n-Bitte schön.\r\n\r\n00:46:43.720 --> 00:46:46.360\r\nBy the way,\r\nI want a lot of fun videos from you.\r\n\r\n00:46:47.520 --> 00:46:49.080\r\nOh!\r\n\r\n00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:51.200\r\nWait.\r\n\r\n00:46:52.560 --> 00:46:54.200\r\n-Come.\r\n-Wait, darling, stop.\r\n\r\n00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:55.440\r\nWait.\r\n\r\n00:46:56.000 --> 00:46:57.360\r\nLet's put it like this.\r\n\r\n00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:03.040\r\nLet's make a video now. Sit first, then me.\r\n\r\n00:47:03.160 --> 00:47:04.640\r\nSit here. My love, sit down.\r\n\r\n00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:06.800\r\n-Over there?\r\n-Come a little closer, sweetheart.\r\n\r\n00:47:06.880 --> 00:47:08.200\r\nNow me.\r\n\r\n00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:10.160\r\nOkay.\r\n\r\n00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:13.600\r\n-Love.\r\n-What?\r\n\r\n00:47:13.720 --> 00:47:15.120\r\nRound the waist.\r\n\r\n00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:17.760\r\nHere's what I'll do.\r\n\r\n00:47:18.080 --> 00:47:21.080\r\nMy first and last love. I love you.\r\n\r\n00:47:22.680 --> 00:47:23.560\r\nHow do I look?\r\n\r\n00:47:23.680 --> 00:47:25.120\r\nLove.\r\n\r\n00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:27.080\r\nLove. Wait, love.\r\n\r\n00:47:29.040 --> 00:47:32.240\r\nMy heart starts beating when I see your image.\r\n\r\n00:47:33.400 --> 00:47:39.600\r\nAnd my life starts here today with you.\r\n\r\n00:47:40.160 --> 00:47:41.160\r\nNot good.\r\n\r\n00:47:46.600 --> 00:47:50.080\r\n...starts here with you.\r\n\r\n00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:52.960\r\nYou need to say that last\r\nsentence again. It's not right.\r\n\r\n00:47:53.040 --> 00:47:55.040\r\n...starts with you.\r\n\r\n00:47:55.320 --> 00:47:57.240\r\nIt's okay, Eyşan, it's good.\r\n\r\n00:47:57.360 --> 00:47:58.440\r\nCome on!\r\n\r\n00:47:58.560 --> 00:48:01.440\r\nI'm not a movie star. I'm your husband.\r\n\r\n00:48:02.040 --> 00:48:03.840\r\nJust post it. It's good.\r\n\r\n00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:06.760\r\nFine, suit yourself.\r\nI'll upload it like this.\r\n\r\n00:48:09.160 --> 00:48:11.800\r\nI'm going to go take a shower.\r\nThen we'll do it again.\r\n\r\n00:48:11.880 --> 00:48:13.120\r\nWe'll do it.\r\n\r\n00:48:13.400 --> 00:48:14.720\r\nI'm going to go to the beach.\r\n\r\n00:48:14.800 --> 00:48:18.120\r\nI'll get some sea air,\r\nbut I won't leave without a kiss.\r\n\r\n00:48:18.320 --> 00:48:20.960\r\nGive us a kiss over here.\r\n\r\n00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:23.080\r\n-Look, we'll do it again later.\r\n-I promise!\r\n\r\n00:48:23.160 --> 00:48:25.320\r\nWe'll take five takes, we'll do ten takes.\r\n\r\n00:48:25.640 --> 00:48:28.040\r\nWe'll put in five in, take 15 out.\r\nNo problem.\r\n\r\n00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:32.600\r\nTolga nein.\r\n\r\n00:48:33.520 --> 00:48:36.040\r\nBut didn't we just talk about this last night?\r\n\r\n00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:38.320\r\nWe don't eat chocolate anymore, darling.\r\n\r\n00:48:39.680 --> 00:48:41.160\r\nAre you in the game again?\r\n\r\n00:48:41.360 --> 00:48:44.120\r\nWhat can I do, darling?\r\nThose bastards attacked my city.\r\n\r\n00:48:45.080 --> 00:48:46.840\r\nThey must know I'm on my honeymoon.\r\n\r\n00:48:47.520 --> 00:48:49.400\r\nOkay, I'm going to the beach.\r\n\r\n00:48:49.640 --> 00:48:50.880\r\nYou can come if you want.\r\n\r\n00:48:50.960 --> 00:48:52.960\r\nAll right, love. I'll be right with you.\r\n\r\n00:48:54.160 --> 00:48:55.640\r\nHoney, what can I do? I'm at war.\r\n\r\n00:48:55.720 --> 00:48:57.520\r\nWhen the war is over and I rescue\r\nthe prisoners, I'll come to you.\r\n\r\n00:48:57.600 --> 00:48:58.920\r\nI promise you.\r\n\r\n00:48:59.160 --> 00:49:01.520\r\nAch so. Okay, tschüss.\r\nSee you later, darling.\r\n\r\n00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:03.120\r\n-Tschüss.\r\n-Tschüss, darling.\r\n\r\n00:49:03.640 --> 00:49:04.880\r\nI'm waiting for you.\r\n\r\n00:49:05.520 --> 00:49:06.600\r\nOkay.\r\n\r\n00:49:28.920 --> 00:49:30.160\r\nOh, come on!\r\n\r\n00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:31.760\r\nWhat are you doing here?\r\n\r\n00:49:32.200 --> 00:49:33.960\r\nWhy do you care? Geez!\r\n\r\n00:49:34.080 --> 00:49:35.280\r\nWhat are you doing here?\r\n\r\n00:49:35.440 --> 00:49:37.240\r\nI'm on my honeymoon with my husband.\r\n\r\n00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:40.160\r\nPlease let's not bump into each other\r\nhere again, okay?\r\n\r\n00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:41.760\r\nWhat? Honeymoon?\r\n\r\n00:49:42.240 --> 00:49:43.080\r\nVideo Honeymoon?\r\n\r\n00:49:43.200 --> 00:49:44.640\r\nThat's right, honey.\r\n\r\n00:49:45.640 --> 00:49:47.760\r\nThen we'll meet again and again.\r\n\r\n00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:51.840\r\nCause I'm on a Video Honeymoon with my wife.\r\n\r\n00:49:57.880 --> 00:50:01.360\r\nAnyway, Beren, let's talk for five minutes.\r\n\r\n00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:03.760\r\nLet's make a deal. Huh?\r\n\r\n00:50:04.200 --> 00:50:05.400\r\nCome on.\r\n\r\n00:50:05.600 --> 00:50:06.520\r\nLet's go.\r\n\r\n00:50:06.640 --> 00:50:07.840\r\nAnyway.\r\n\r\n00:50:11.160 --> 00:50:12.440\r\nMy daisy.\r\n\r\n00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:15.920\r\nMy daisy, I've taken my leave.\r\nI'm off for a week.\r\n\r\n00:50:18.280 --> 00:50:19.120\r\nLet's go upstairs.\r\n\r\n00:50:19.240 --> 00:50:20.280\r\nWait a minute.\r\n\r\n00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:22.240\r\nYou know what happened\r\nwhile you were gone?\r\n\r\n00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:24.680\r\n-What happened?\r\n-The other couples have arrived.\r\n\r\n00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:26.480\r\nThey made a video with them.\r\n\r\n00:50:27.080 --> 00:50:28.880\r\nWhy don't they make a video with us?\r\n\r\n00:50:29.160 --> 00:50:30.040\r\nHuh?\r\n\r\n00:50:30.200 --> 00:50:31.680\r\n-Huh, yeah.\r\n-Geez.\r\n\r\n00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:34.840\r\nKook, Beren, what's done is done.\r\n\r\n00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:36.520\r\nAll gone.\r\n\r\n00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.680\r\nWe took the rings off, the engagement's over.\r\n\r\n00:50:40.880 --> 00:50:43.720\r\nI mean, since we're both married\r\n\r\n00:50:44.200 --> 00:50:47.680\r\nI say you go your way, I go my way. Right?\r\n\r\n00:50:49.120 --> 00:50:50.240\r\nDon't beat around the bush, Selçuk.\r\n\r\n00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:51.280\r\nSay what you have to say.\r\n\r\n00:50:51.400 --> 00:50:53.480\r\nI'm telling you,\r\nI don't care about you being here.\r\n\r\n00:50:53.560 --> 00:50:54.680\r\nI won't end my honeymoon.\r\n\r\n00:50:54.760 --> 00:50:56.440\r\nLet's have fun here.\r\n\r\n00:50:57.280 --> 00:50:59.720\r\nNow that we've both\r\nwritten each other off\r\n\r\n00:51:00.240 --> 00:51:02.400\r\ndon't recognize me\r\nand I won't recognize you.\r\n\r\n00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:03.640\r\n-Deal?\r\n-Deal.\r\n\r\n00:51:04.240 --> 00:51:06.120\r\nIn fact, let's drop the ex-fiancé story.\r\n\r\n00:51:06.200 --> 00:51:08.600\r\nWe've never met each other,\r\nnever seen each other.\r\n\r\n00:51:08.680 --> 00:51:10.840\r\nAll right, it's a deal.\r\n\r\n00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:19.320\r\nAre you the honeymooners?\r\n\r\n00:51:19.640 --> 00:51:21.000\r\nHotel Video Honeymoon?\r\n\r\n00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:23.080\r\nYes and no, sister.\r\n\r\n00:51:23.680 --> 00:51:26.920\r\nWe came for the Video Honeymoon,\r\nbut we're not married.\r\n\r\n00:51:27.200 --> 00:51:29.360\r\nEnglish, we are not married.\r\n\r\n00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:32.680\r\nBut you said engagement.\r\n\r\n00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:35.120\r\nYou're engaged, not married?\r\n\r\n00:51:36.280 --> 00:51:37.840\r\nWe were engaged. We took the rings off.\r\n\r\n00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:38.960\r\nDon't tell me we did.\r\n\r\n00:51:39.280 --> 00:51:40.680\r\nI ended it, me.\r\n\r\n00:51:41.040 --> 00:51:42.040\r\nSister, he's an ex.\r\n\r\n00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:44.720\r\nEx couple?\r\n\r\n00:51:45.200 --> 00:51:46.680\r\nOkay. Mike.\r\n\r\n00:51:51.680 --> 00:51:52.360\r\nYes, yes.\r\n\r\n00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:54.120\r\nHow do you know about\r\nthe Video Honeymoon?\r\n\r\n00:51:54.200 --> 00:51:56.680\r\nSuzi and I married.\r\n\r\n00:51:56.880 --> 00:51:57.880\r\n-Married.\r\n-Married.\r\n\r\n00:51:58.000 --> 00:51:59.440\r\nCame for Video Honeymoon.\r\n\r\n00:51:59.840 --> 00:52:01.040\r\nThis is Mike.\r\n\r\n00:52:01.160 --> 00:52:02.280\r\nCongratulations.\r\n\r\n00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:04.400\r\nModern, good friend, open mind.\r\n\r\n00:52:04.520 --> 00:52:05.960\r\nOpen minded.\r\n\r\n00:52:06.080 --> 00:52:07.440\r\n-Yes, open mind, bravo.\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n00:52:07.520 --> 00:52:10.200\r\nNo, hey! Yellow Coke. Look at me.\r\n\r\n00:52:11.040 --> 00:52:13.600\r\nDon't talk about such things in the hotel.\r\n\r\n00:52:14.360 --> 00:52:16.080\r\nLook at me, hold your tongue.\r\n\r\n00:52:16.200 --> 00:52:18.440\r\nYou've never seen us,\r\nyou don't know us. Okay?\r\n\r\n00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:20.920\r\n-Okay.\r\n-Okay.\r\n\r\n00:52:21.040 --> 00:52:22.040\r\nGood.\r\n\r\n00:52:22.160 --> 00:52:23.320\r\nBye.\r\n\r\n00:52:28.200 --> 00:52:29.080\r\nLook at me.\r\n\r\n00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:31.520\r\nBeren has another husband,\r\nI have another wife.\r\n\r\n00:52:31.600 --> 00:52:32.800\r\nUnderstand?\r\n\r\n00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:36.480\r\nSo, you've never seen us.\r\n\r\n00:52:36.600 --> 00:52:38.000\r\nOkay? Okay bro?\r\n\r\n00:52:39.160 --> 00:52:40.280\r\n-Okay.\r\n-Okay.\r\n\r\n00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:43.240\r\nOkay? Then take care. Bye.\r\n\r\n00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:45.160\r\n-See you.\r\n-See you.\r\n\r\n00:52:56.720 --> 00:53:00.640\r\nI came to this hotel on holiday last year.\r\n\r\n00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:03.280\r\nI meet Suzi here.\r\n\r\n00:53:03.920 --> 00:53:07.560\r\nWe... Love at first sight.\r\n\r\n00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:10.600\r\nYes. How do you say?\r\n\r\n00:53:11.200 --> 00:53:13.200\r\n-Lightning?\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n00:53:13.520 --> 00:53:14.520\r\n-Lightning?\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n00:53:14.640 --> 00:53:16.320\r\nYes. Lightning love.\r\n\r\n00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:43.480\r\nI said.\r\n\r\n00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:49.200\r\nSo we got married, back in New York.\r\n\r\n00:53:49.520 --> 00:53:51.960\r\nSo, we fell in love in this hotel.\r\n\r\n00:53:55.360 --> 00:53:58.080\r\nUmut, Suzi and Mike make a nice couple.\r\n\r\n00:53:58.440 --> 00:53:59.720\r\nGood.\r\n\r\n00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:02.040\r\nThe lightning bolt was good.\r\n\r\n00:54:02.640 --> 00:54:05.400\r\nI think it's good,\r\nbut I'm confused about something.\r\n\r\n00:54:05.520 --> 00:54:07.200\r\nWhy is Ezgi lying about this?\r\n\r\n00:54:08.120 --> 00:54:09.720\r\nI don't understand that, either.\r\n\r\n00:54:13.120 --> 00:54:14.640\r\nDid we just see wrong?\r\n\r\n00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:16.600\r\nOr did you make a video for a couple?\r\n\r\n00:54:16.760 --> 00:54:18.160\r\nYou saw right. Why?\r\n\r\n00:54:18.720 --> 00:54:21.360\r\nWell, that makes four couples.\r\nYou said three couples.\r\n\r\n00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:25.200\r\nMike and Suzi one, Tolga and his wife,\r\nSelçuk and his wife.\r\n\r\n00:54:25.320 --> 00:54:26.520\r\nThree pairs.\r\n\r\n00:54:26.760 --> 00:54:29.320\r\nYou're not included, man.\r\nIt was a joke. We were joking.\r\n\r\n00:54:29.400 --> 00:54:30.560\r\nHave some strawberries.\r\n\r\n00:54:41.240 --> 00:54:42.800\r\nCan you say that one more time?\r\n\r\n00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:44.440\r\nWe joked.\r\n\r\n00:54:50.640 --> 00:54:52.200\r\nCan you say that one more time?\r\n\r\n00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:53.600\r\nIt was a joke, mate.\r\n\r\n00:54:59.280 --> 00:55:01.400\r\nIf you could tell me one last time,\r\nI'll understand.\r\n\r\n00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:02.920\r\nWe made fun of you.\r\n\r\n00:55:04.680 --> 00:55:05.760\r\nPeace.\r\n\r\n00:55:07.800 --> 00:55:10.160\r\nI'll finish you, man! I'll ruin you, man!\r\n\r\n00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:11.760\r\nYou won't be able to go in public!\r\n\r\n00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:12.720\r\nI'll end you, man!\r\n\r\n00:55:12.840 --> 00:55:13.840\r\nI'll end you!\r\n\r\n00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:15.960\r\nCome on, girl.\r\nWhat are you standing there for?\r\n\r\n00:55:16.080 --> 00:55:17.840\r\nGo, nurse, go!\r\n\r\n00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:20.280\r\nGet married first!\r\n\r\n00:55:20.400 --> 00:55:21.880\r\nMove it!\r\n\r\n00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:23.960\r\nOh, my God.\r\n\r\n00:55:25.360 --> 00:55:27.360\r\nBrother Umut, I'll put the flowers here.\r\n\r\n00:55:27.640 --> 00:55:28.520\r\nOkay.\r\n\r\n00:55:28.640 --> 00:55:30.600\r\nBrother Umut, why did you\r\nbecome partners here?\r\n\r\n00:55:30.680 --> 00:55:31.560\r\nYou'll get hurt.\r\n\r\n00:55:31.680 --> 00:55:32.520\r\nWhy, mate?\r\n\r\n00:55:32.640 --> 00:55:35.160\r\nI told you before,\r\nlightning struck this hotel last year.\r\n\r\n00:55:35.240 --> 00:55:37.280\r\nFortunately, no one was hurt.\r\n\r\n00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:40.840\r\nEveryone in the hotel has gone mad,\r\nsome of them even went insane.\r\n\r\n00:55:41.280 --> 00:55:42.400\r\nAre you serious?\r\n\r\n00:55:42.520 --> 00:55:44.800\r\nI'm serious. People get weird\r\nwhen they come to this hotel.\r\n\r\n00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:47.040\r\nThere are magnetic fluctuations here.\r\n\r\n00:55:47.160 --> 00:55:48.520\r\nAll Akyaka is talking about it.\r\n\r\n00:55:48.600 --> 00:55:50.200\r\nDidn't Miss Ezgi tell you?\r\n\r\n00:55:52.600 --> 00:55:55.840\r\nEzgi, this hotel was struck\r\nby lightning last year.\r\n\r\n00:55:56.320 --> 00:55:58.560\r\nWhy did you say no when I asked you?\r\n\r\n00:55:58.960 --> 00:56:00.120\r\nAre you sure I said no?\r\n\r\n00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:01.440\r\nYes.\r\n\r\n00:56:01.560 --> 00:56:02.920\r\nI asked you here the other day.\r\n\r\n00:56:03.000 --> 00:56:04.680\r\nAnd you said no, brushed it off.\r\n\r\n00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:07.600\r\nI must have been confused. It happens.\r\n\r\n00:56:08.840 --> 00:56:11.200\r\nEzgi, are there any lunatics in this hotel?\r\n\r\n00:56:11.600 --> 00:56:12.720\r\nWhat lunatics?\r\n\r\n00:56:12.920 --> 00:56:14.960\r\nWho told you that?\r\nForget the lightning, the lunatics.\r\n\r\n00:56:15.080 --> 00:56:17.200\r\nCome on, we got the couples here.\r\nWe have to make a video tonight.\r\n\r\n00:56:17.280 --> 00:56:19.280\r\nWe've got to be sharp as a tack.\r\nCome on!\r\n\r\n00:56:31.440 --> 00:56:32.520\r\nAnything else, Emre?\r\n\r\n00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:35.600\r\nThe ambience is great. I love it.\r\n\r\n00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:38.800\r\nI think it's beautiful, too.\r\nAnd you're glowing, too.\r\n\r\n00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:40.600\r\nJust one little thing missing.\r\n\r\n00:56:40.680 --> 00:56:41.880\r\nI'll get it right away.\r\n\r\n00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:52.480\r\nIt's so beautiful.\r\n\r\n00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:54.680\r\n-Love it.\r\n-If you'll allow me.\r\n\r\n00:56:59.520 --> 00:57:00.920\r\nThank you very much.\r\n\r\n00:57:01.120 --> 00:57:02.760\r\nNever without Zen.\r\n\r\n00:57:04.720 --> 00:57:06.080\r\nThey are coming.\r\n\r\n00:57:07.160 --> 00:57:08.880\r\n-Hi guys!\r\n-Hi!\r\n\r\n00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:12.200\r\nNow that Suzi and Mike are here,\r\nwe can get acquainted.\r\n\r\n00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:13.480\r\nGather round, everyone.\r\n\r\n00:57:17.040 --> 00:57:18.040\r\nShall we start here?\r\n\r\n00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:21.480\r\nThis is Mike.\r\n\r\n00:57:21.600 --> 00:57:22.840\r\n-I'm Beren.\r\n-Tolga.\r\n\r\n00:57:23.320 --> 00:57:24.400\r\nEyşan.\r\n\r\n00:57:24.800 --> 00:57:26.040\r\nSelçuk here.\r\n\r\n00:57:28.680 --> 00:57:29.560\r\nHey, Yellow Coke.\r\n\r\n00:57:29.680 --> 00:57:31.120\r\nCome, let's dance.\r\n\r\n00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:39.680\r\nCome on. Shake.\r\n\r\n00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:41.680\r\nCome on. Shake baby.\r\n\r\n00:57:42.240 --> 00:57:45.160\r\nI'm sorry, I didn't get your name.\r\n\r\n00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:47.640\r\nIf you really need it, Beren.\r\n\r\n00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:51.560\r\nLove, why did you say that?\r\n\r\n00:57:51.640 --> 00:57:52.640\r\nShe was upset.\r\n\r\n00:57:53.000 --> 00:57:56.120\r\nWhat do I care? And why are you\r\nmeddling in my business, Tolga?\r\n\r\n00:57:56.600 --> 00:57:59.160\r\nMadam, I think you're a little tense.\r\n\r\n00:57:59.280 --> 00:58:01.640\r\nDo yoga in the morning. You'll stretch.\r\n\r\n00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:04.720\r\nWe also want to participate\r\nin yoga with you.\r\n\r\n00:58:09.200 --> 00:58:10.360\r\nThey are special.\r\n\r\n00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:12.280\r\nThey do yoga together.\r\n\r\n00:58:12.440 --> 00:58:15.600\r\nLove ex yoga forever, eh, Selçuk?\r\n\r\n00:58:15.720 --> 00:58:17.000\r\nBeren?\r\n\r\n00:58:17.480 --> 00:58:18.880\r\nWhat ex, man?\r\n\r\n00:58:19.040 --> 00:58:22.280\r\nMike says you're exes.\r\n\r\n00:58:22.400 --> 00:58:23.400\r\nEx-fiancé.\r\n\r\n00:58:23.520 --> 00:58:26.640\r\nYou two yoga forever.\r\n\r\n00:58:26.760 --> 00:58:29.200\r\nRemember you special yoga\r\nin the morning.\r\n\r\n00:58:29.480 --> 00:58:31.160\r\nMorning yoga!\r\n\r\n00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:34.320\r\nWhat is he saying, Selçuk?\r\n\r\n00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:36.320\r\nShe says ex! What's she saying?\r\n\r\n00:58:36.440 --> 00:58:37.560\r\nWhat are you talking about?\r\n\r\n00:58:37.640 --> 00:58:39.040\r\nWhat ex, what fiancé?\r\n\r\n00:59:01.120 --> 00:59:03.160\r\nWhat pretty?\r\n\r\n00:59:07.040 --> 00:59:09.080\r\nDid you two know each other?\r\nWere you engaged?\r\n\r\n00:59:09.160 --> 00:59:10.080\r\nNo.\r\n\r\n00:59:10.200 --> 00:59:11.200\r\nDon't lie to me!\r\n\r\n00:59:11.400 --> 00:59:12.840\r\nOh, yeah? I'm leaving!\r\n\r\n00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:14.560\r\n-Come here, where are you going?\r\n-You can't go anywhere!\r\n\r\n00:59:14.640 --> 00:59:15.800\r\n-Can you tell me what happened?\r\n-Tell me.\r\n\r\n00:59:15.880 --> 00:59:17.600\r\n-What happened?\r\n-Let me tell you.\r\n\r\n00:59:17.880 --> 00:59:19.320\r\n-What's that got to do with me?\r\n-Look, you're being rude.\r\n\r\n00:59:19.400 --> 00:59:21.640\r\n-Why did you lie to me?\r\n-But he said he was your fiancé.\r\n\r\n00:59:21.720 --> 00:59:24.640\r\nWait a minute!\r\nGuys, can I have your attention, please?\r\n\r\n00:59:25.240 --> 00:59:26.840\r\nSuzi and Mike are a lovely couple.\r\n\r\n00:59:26.920 --> 00:59:29.440\r\nThey wanted to say very nice things\r\nto you, you misunderstood.\r\n\r\n00:59:29.520 --> 00:59:30.720\r\nWhat's that got to do with it, Ezgi?\r\n\r\n00:59:30.800 --> 00:59:32.600\r\nFine, you don't speak English.\r\nBut you don't know Turkish, either?\r\n\r\n00:59:32.680 --> 00:59:34.880\r\nShe said they met on the beach\r\nand they said they were engaged.\r\n\r\n00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:35.880\r\nThat's what she said.\r\n\r\n00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:37.400\r\nLook, I'll ask you again.\r\n\r\n00:59:37.560 --> 00:59:39.120\r\nIsn't that what you said, Suzi?\r\n\r\n00:59:39.720 --> 00:59:40.840\r\nEyşan!\r\n\r\n00:59:41.160 --> 00:59:42.080\r\nOh, for God's sake!\r\n\r\n00:59:42.200 --> 00:59:43.680\r\nAre you going to ask a tourist\r\nabout your husband?\r\n\r\n00:59:43.760 --> 00:59:45.520\r\nI'm very offended. I'm going to my room.\r\n\r\n00:59:45.600 --> 00:59:46.880\r\nYou're not going.\r\n\r\n00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:49.320\r\nYou can stay. I'm leaving.\r\nLook how I'm leaving!\r\n\r\n00:59:49.400 --> 00:59:50.760\r\nEyşan!\r\n\r\n00:59:50.880 --> 00:59:52.360\r\nI'm leaving, too. I can't stay here.\r\n\r\n00:59:52.440 --> 00:59:53.280\r\n-What?\r\n-Well done, Selçuk!\r\n\r\n00:59:53.400 --> 00:59:54.600\r\nI'm leaving! No way!\r\n\r\n00:59:54.720 --> 00:59:56.760\r\nEyşan! Stop!\r\n\r\n00:59:56.880 --> 00:59:58.560\r\nWait a minute. Let's talk.\r\n\r\n00:59:58.840 --> 01:00:00.960\r\nWait a minute! It's not like how it seems!\r\n\r\n01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:09.360\r\nWe're on our honeymoon, what do you care?\r\n\r\n01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:10.960\r\nWhat are you, conjoined twins?\r\n\r\n01:00:11.120 --> 01:00:14.200\r\nAnd did you ask me, "Honey, can I go?"\r\n\r\n01:00:14.320 --> 01:00:15.920\r\nIf I tell you to go, you'll go!\r\n\r\n01:00:16.160 --> 01:00:17.560\r\nIf I say stay, you'll stay!\r\n\r\n01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:18.960\r\nNow stay right there!\r\n\r\n01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:20.720\r\n-I won't stay.\r\n-Why?\r\n\r\n01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:25.720\r\nAre you going after this İzmir girl\r\ncause she said she was going, Tolga?\r\n\r\n01:00:26.680 --> 01:00:28.240\r\nAll right! I accept it!\r\n\r\n01:00:29.120 --> 01:00:33.280\r\nWhen I first came from Germany, I fell\r\nfor this horse thief and we got engaged.\r\n\r\n01:00:33.560 --> 01:00:34.520\r\nWhoa!\r\n\r\n01:00:34.640 --> 01:00:36.360\r\nI get the horse,\r\nbut what the hell is a thief?\r\n\r\n01:00:36.440 --> 01:00:41.640\r\nBut as you can see, he's a jerk,\r\nso I took the ring and threw it in his face.\r\n\r\n01:00:42.160 --> 01:00:44.360\r\nIn Germany they call\r\npeople like that pig!\r\n\r\n01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:47.040\r\nTake this pig and walk away,\r\nall of you!\r\n\r\n01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:48.200\r\nSwine Selçuk!\r\n\r\n01:00:48.320 --> 01:00:49.920\r\nSure, yeah,\r\n\r\n01:00:50.040 --> 01:00:51.880\r\nExactly wonderful pig!\r\n\r\n01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:54.120\r\nGet the hell out of here!\r\nWhat are you talking about, girl?\r\n\r\n01:00:54.200 --> 01:00:55.280\r\nSchweinsteiger!\r\n\r\n01:00:55.440 --> 01:00:57.520\r\nAnd what? She threw the ring?\r\n\r\n01:00:57.640 --> 01:00:59.040\r\nDidn't I leave you?\r\n\r\n01:00:59.240 --> 01:01:00.120\r\nYes!\r\n\r\n01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:02.600\r\n-I'll give leave a slap on you, you'll see!\r\n-What!\r\n\r\n01:01:02.680 --> 01:01:04.360\r\n-What! Of course!\r\n-What are you saying?\r\n\r\n01:01:04.440 --> 01:01:05.920\r\nCalm down!\r\n\r\n01:01:18.840 --> 01:01:23.520\r\nI am here as of the moment\r\nwith Video Honeymoon facts, friends.\r\n\r\n01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:28.760\r\nUmut and Emre's Video Honeymoon\r\nidea is a complete fiasco.\r\n\r\n01:01:29.080 --> 01:01:32.080\r\nIt's a flop. Only an idiot can\r\ncome up with this idea.\r\n\r\n01:01:32.200 --> 01:01:33.240\r\nWhy?\r\n\r\n01:01:33.360 --> 01:01:35.800\r\nBecause God doesn't have a stick,\r\nhe has lightning.\r\n\r\n01:01:35.880 --> 01:01:38.880\r\nHe'll come down on you like that.\r\n\r\n01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:43.200\r\nI regret to inform you, dear subscribers.\r\n\r\n01:01:43.640 --> 01:01:48.120\r\nTo make a profit off a person\r\njust for personal gain\r\n\r\n01:01:48.240 --> 01:01:50.840\r\nis so wrong.\r\n\r\n01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:53.120\r\nI strongly condemn them.\r\n\r\n01:01:53.480 --> 01:01:56.080\r\nAnd what exactly is this\r\nVideo Honeymoon idea anyway?\r\n\r\n01:01:56.160 --> 01:01:57.400\r\nCan someone explain that to me?\r\n\r\n01:01:57.480 --> 01:01:58.760\r\nI mean, what is this?\r\n\r\n01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:01.920\r\nLet's put a couple of cameras in the room.\r\n\r\n01:02:02.040 --> 01:02:03.800\r\nShow people people's wedding nights live!\r\n\r\n01:02:03.880 --> 01:02:04.920\r\nLive wedding night!\r\n\r\n01:02:05.040 --> 01:02:06.840\r\nI'm ashamed to say it.\r\n\r\n01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:09.400\r\nYou bastards!\r\n\r\n01:02:09.720 --> 01:02:12.640\r\nI'm addressing Umut and Emre.\r\n\r\n01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:15.080\r\nI warn them as a friend.\r\n\r\n01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:18.480\r\nThey should turn back from this mistake\r\nas soon as possible.\r\n\r\n01:02:18.600 --> 01:02:20.800\r\nAnd apologize to the public.\r\n\r\n01:02:22.080 --> 01:02:25.080\r\nBy the way, friends, we are doing\r\nvery well in subscriptions.\r\n\r\n01:02:25.160 --> 01:02:26.920\r\nGo on. Keep going. Keep subscribing.\r\n\r\n01:02:27.000 --> 01:02:29.560\r\nUnsubscribe from them,\r\nsubscribe to me, okay?\r\n\r\n01:02:29.680 --> 01:02:32.320\r\nTake care of yourselves.\r\nGoodbye. Bye. I'm hanging up.\r\n\r\n01:02:52.120 --> 01:02:54.640\r\nTarık! Get cinder for the hookah, mate!\r\n\r\n01:02:55.800 --> 01:02:57.600\r\nNo, Selçuk.\r\n\r\n01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:02.520\r\nIt gives you palpitations\r\nthis late at night, love.\r\n\r\n01:03:02.960 --> 01:03:04.360\r\nSpeak up.\r\n\r\n01:03:04.960 --> 01:03:05.880\r\nWhat are you doing here?\r\n\r\n01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:07.640\r\n-Where is Beren?\r\n-Where is Selçuk?\r\n\r\n01:03:07.720 --> 01:03:09.120\r\nBeren!\r\n\r\n01:03:09.920 --> 01:03:11.280\r\nBeren!\r\n\r\n01:03:11.480 --> 01:03:12.720\r\nBeren!\r\n\r\n01:03:13.480 --> 01:03:15.120\r\nWhy didn't you film me?\r\n\r\n01:03:15.360 --> 01:03:16.680\r\nWe failed, brother.\r\n\r\n01:03:16.880 --> 01:03:18.640\r\nWhat have we failed?\r\n\r\n01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:20.320\r\nWhat the hell is going on?\r\n\r\n01:03:20.440 --> 01:03:21.760\r\nWhat was it, I saw a white flash.\r\n\r\n01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:22.960\r\nWas that lightning?\r\n\r\n01:03:23.360 --> 01:03:24.920\r\nYeah, lightning struck.\r\n\r\n01:03:25.080 --> 01:03:27.800\r\nBut don't worry,\r\neveryone will be fine in five minutes.\r\n\r\n01:03:30.520 --> 01:03:31.800\r\nEveryone, Ezgi?\r\n\r\n01:03:33.960 --> 01:03:35.160\r\nSlow down.\r\n\r\n01:03:40.520 --> 01:03:42.160\r\nWe've got a lot of work to do.\r\n\r\n01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:43.800\r\n-Okay, I...\r\n-I'll sit.\r\n\r\n01:03:47.280 --> 01:03:48.920\r\nI'll cover you.\r\n\r\n01:03:56.080 --> 01:03:58.160\r\nIs my baby cold?\r\n\r\n01:03:58.600 --> 01:03:59.640\r\nI'm cold.\r\n\r\n01:03:59.920 --> 01:04:01.320\r\nShall I warm you up?\r\n\r\n01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:02.760\r\nOkay.\r\n\r\n01:04:05.000 --> 01:04:07.440\r\nYou're a beautiful woman, you know?\r\n\r\n01:04:07.560 --> 01:04:09.560\r\nI mean, really.\r\n\r\n01:04:10.520 --> 01:04:12.760\r\nYou're so very precious to me.\r\n\r\n01:04:12.960 --> 01:04:14.200\r\nI swear to God.\r\n\r\n01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:18.200\r\nMay my existence be a gift to your existence.\r\n\r\n01:04:19.560 --> 01:04:20.760\r\nOkay.\r\n\r\n01:04:22.120 --> 01:04:23.800\r\nGo to sleep, love.\r\n\r\n01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:25.120\r\n-Mike?\r\n-What?\r\n\r\n01:04:25.320 --> 01:04:26.760\r\nOur door is open?\r\n\r\n01:04:44.640 --> 01:04:47.960\r\nYeah! But what do they doing in our room?\r\n\r\n01:04:48.480 --> 01:04:50.480\r\nBabe, not our room.\r\n\r\n01:04:55.680 --> 01:04:57.920\r\nBut, I am so tired.\r\n\r\n01:04:58.760 --> 01:05:00.760\r\nMy love is tired.\r\n\r\n01:05:08.440 --> 01:05:09.800\r\nSelçuk!\r\n\r\n01:05:10.120 --> 01:05:11.400\r\nWhere are you?\r\n\r\n01:05:13.560 --> 01:05:15.000\r\nBeren.\r\n\r\n01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:16.760\r\nOw!\r\n\r\n01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:18.680\r\nWho the hell are you?\r\n\r\n01:05:20.520 --> 01:05:22.840\r\nWhat are you doing here? Who are you?\r\n\r\n01:05:23.080 --> 01:05:24.280\r\nI'm Beren's husband!\r\n\r\n01:05:24.560 --> 01:05:26.080\r\nBeren, we're on our honeymoon!\r\n\r\n01:05:26.920 --> 01:05:29.480\r\nYou! I'll beat you!\r\n\r\n01:05:29.640 --> 01:05:30.720\r\n-Come! Come here!\r\n-I'll beat you up!\r\n\r\n01:05:30.800 --> 01:05:32.560\r\nCome on!\r\n\r\n01:05:32.680 --> 01:05:34.160\r\nYou! Take that!\r\n\r\n01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:35.960\r\nWhat the hell are you doing here?\r\n\r\n01:05:36.080 --> 01:05:37.680\r\n-My eye!\r\n-Go away!\r\n\r\n01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:39.920\r\n-Go!\r\n-I'll show you!\r\n\r\n01:05:41.480 --> 01:05:43.400\r\n-Beren help me! Who is this?\r\n-Leave my husband alone!\r\n\r\n01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:44.920\r\n-Don't hit him!\r\n-He's my husband!\r\n\r\n01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:46.920\r\nAre you all right, love?\r\n\r\n01:05:47.160 --> 01:05:49.200\r\n-Help me!\r\n-Selçuk!\r\n\r\n01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:53.440\r\nCome here, you!\r\n\r\n01:05:54.160 --> 01:05:57.520\r\nWhat's my husband doing in bed\r\nwith your husband?\r\n\r\n01:05:58.240 --> 01:06:00.240\r\nGod damn you!\r\n\r\n01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:02.520\r\n-Let me go!\r\n-Selçuk! God damn you!\r\n\r\n01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:04.560\r\n-Selçuk! God damn you...\r\n-Let me go!\r\n\r\n01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:07.440\r\nDamn you!\r\n\r\n01:06:07.560 --> 01:06:08.960\r\n-Love, help me!\r\n-What are you looking at?\r\n\r\n01:06:09.040 --> 01:06:11.640\r\nGod damn you!\r\n\r\n01:06:11.920 --> 01:06:13.000\r\nI'll strangle you!\r\n\r\n01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:15.960\r\n-Come here, I'll kill you!\r\n-Tolga!\r\n\r\n01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:18.960\r\nLove, help me!\r\n\r\n01:06:22.400 --> 01:06:23.800\r\nAre you all right, Selçuk? Feeling better?\r\n\r\n01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:25.200\r\nI'm okay.\r\n\r\n01:06:25.800 --> 01:06:27.440\r\nHe surprised me with his attack,\r\notherwise I wouldn't have...\r\n\r\n01:06:27.520 --> 01:06:29.040\r\n-I know.\r\n-Whatever.\r\n\r\n01:06:29.160 --> 01:06:30.280\r\nFuck you!\r\n\r\n01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:33.240\r\n-Don't hit me in the hospital!\r\n-Okay. We're at the hospital!\r\n\r\n01:06:33.320 --> 01:06:35.480\r\n-We're in the hospital!\r\n-Gentlemen, grow up.\r\n\r\n01:06:35.680 --> 01:06:36.880\r\nDoctor.\r\n\r\n01:06:37.360 --> 01:06:38.840\r\nOkay. Later...\r\n\r\n01:06:41.160 --> 01:06:42.240\r\nCalm down.\r\n\r\n01:06:42.360 --> 01:06:44.120\r\nYou've subscribed to the hospital!\r\n\r\n01:06:46.040 --> 01:06:47.640\r\nDon't cause us any more trouble.\r\n\r\n01:06:48.400 --> 01:06:51.600\r\nDoctor, this is a little different.\r\nThere was a lightning strike.\r\n\r\n01:06:54.200 --> 01:06:57.680\r\nIt's not like it's a cliché.\r\nWe bring in new patients, you know?\r\n\r\n01:06:58.160 --> 01:07:01.040\r\nWhen you study medicine,\r\nyou lose your feelings after a while.\r\n\r\n01:07:01.120 --> 01:07:02.800\r\n-Must be.\r\n-Good day, doctor.\r\n\r\n01:07:07.200 --> 01:07:09.120\r\nYou know, what am I going to do?\r\n\r\n01:07:10.720 --> 01:07:13.080\r\nYou just wait.\r\n\r\n01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:15.680\r\nWhat are you doing? What are you filming?\r\n\r\n01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:18.000\r\nWho cares about you, you snot!\r\n\r\n01:07:18.120 --> 01:07:19.480\r\nGod knows what you've done.\r\n\r\n01:07:19.680 --> 01:07:20.840\r\nThat honeymoon's going to be a disaster.\r\n\r\n01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:23.440\r\nAnd I'm going to belly-dance like this.\r\nYou'll see.\r\n\r\n01:07:23.520 --> 01:07:24.840\r\nSerhat, I'm going to hurt you.\r\n\r\n01:07:24.920 --> 01:07:25.720\r\n-Okay? Stop it.\r\n-Stop.\r\n\r\n01:07:25.840 --> 01:07:26.800\r\nAre you going to hurt me?\r\n\r\n01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:29.040\r\nDid you hear he's going to hurt me?\r\n\r\n01:07:29.160 --> 01:07:30.680\r\nHe's going to hurt me!\r\n\r\n01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:32.520\r\n-Security!\r\n-Man, look. Don't play.\r\n\r\n01:07:32.600 --> 01:07:33.960\r\n-Security!\r\n-Don't shout.\r\n\r\n01:07:34.120 --> 01:07:35.920\r\nSecurity! He's hitting me in the head!\r\n\r\n01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:37.120\r\nHe's hitting my head!\r\n\r\n01:07:37.240 --> 01:07:39.080\r\nBullying in the hospital!\r\n\r\n01:07:39.200 --> 01:07:42.040\r\nStop hitting me! It hurts! Stop it!\r\n\r\n01:07:42.160 --> 01:07:43.000\r\n-Security!\r\n-Dude...\r\n\r\n01:07:43.120 --> 01:07:44.160\r\n-Take them.\r\n-Come on, get out.\r\n\r\n01:07:44.240 --> 01:07:46.280\r\n-Come on, man.\r\n-Can't you see he's playing?\r\n\r\n01:07:46.360 --> 01:07:47.400\r\n-Come on, mate.\r\n-You have to throw him out.\r\n\r\n01:07:47.480 --> 01:07:48.840\r\nFor God's sake. Give it a rest.\r\n\r\n01:07:48.920 --> 01:07:50.960\r\nI'm sick of going through\r\nthe same thing every time.\r\n\r\n01:07:51.080 --> 01:07:52.080\r\nLet's go!\r\n\r\n01:07:52.520 --> 01:07:53.600\r\nMove!\r\n\r\n01:07:55.440 --> 01:07:56.520\r\nSuckers.\r\n\r\n01:07:56.920 --> 01:07:58.160\r\nWait a minute, what's the deal?\r\n\r\n01:07:58.240 --> 01:07:59.440\r\nGet out of here!\r\n\r\n01:07:59.560 --> 01:08:01.600\r\nI swear to God... I dropped my hat.\r\n\r\n01:08:01.760 --> 01:08:02.960\r\nWhat if you had your hat?\r\n\r\n01:08:03.040 --> 01:08:05.440\r\nFirst you were just pushing me,\r\nnow you're holding me.\r\n\r\n01:08:05.520 --> 01:08:07.960\r\n-Are you flirting with me?\r\n-Get off, mate!\r\n\r\n01:08:08.080 --> 01:08:09.560\r\nWhy are you guys being so difficult?\r\n\r\n01:08:09.640 --> 01:08:11.360\r\nWe're being difficult? You're being difficult.\r\n\r\n01:08:11.440 --> 01:08:13.480\r\n-"You're being difficult!"\r\n-Look!\r\n\r\n01:08:13.720 --> 01:08:15.200\r\n-What are you going to do?\r\n-For God's sake!\r\n\r\n01:08:15.280 --> 01:08:16.960\r\n-I'm going in there.\r\n-Come here!\r\n\r\n01:08:17.080 --> 01:08:19.160\r\nCome here, don't run away!\r\n\r\n01:08:19.280 --> 01:08:20.480\r\nGet the hell over here!\r\n\r\n01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:22.600\r\n-Sorry...\r\n-I will go in this hospital.\r\n\r\n01:08:22.920 --> 01:08:24.280\r\nYou know what?\r\n\r\n01:08:25.120 --> 01:08:26.640\r\nI'll get you, man!\r\n\r\n01:08:29.360 --> 01:08:30.480\r\nI'm fed up.\r\n\r\n01:08:30.600 --> 01:08:31.600\r\nI'm fed up!\r\n\r\n01:08:31.720 --> 01:08:33.960\r\nI swear to God, I'm sick of it.\r\n\r\n01:08:34.760 --> 01:08:38.160\r\nI don't want to talk about Umut and Emre.\r\n\r\n01:08:38.280 --> 01:08:40.240\r\nI don't want them to get clout off me.\r\n\r\n01:08:40.360 --> 01:08:41.840\r\nBut I have to talk now.\r\n\r\n01:08:41.960 --> 01:08:46.720\r\nThey invented something called\r\nVideo Honeymoon to advertise a hotel.\r\n\r\n01:08:46.840 --> 01:08:48.000\r\nYou see the results.\r\n\r\n01:08:48.120 --> 01:08:52.200\r\nThey've ruined the honeymoon of lovers.\r\n\r\n01:08:52.320 --> 01:08:54.320\r\nJust like chick TV\r\n\r\n01:08:54.440 --> 01:08:56.720\r\njust like reality TV\r\n\r\n01:08:56.840 --> 01:08:59.200\r\nthey turned people against each other.\r\n\r\n01:08:59.320 --> 01:09:00.200\r\nDisgraceful!\r\n\r\n01:09:00.320 --> 01:09:02.640\r\nIt's a total disgrace!\r\n\r\n01:09:03.360 --> 01:09:06.600\r\nAt least don't put that on your channel, man.\r\n\r\n01:09:07.720 --> 01:09:09.760\r\nDon't put that disgrace on your channel.\r\n\r\n01:09:11.360 --> 01:09:13.640\r\nLook, look at this "Video Honeymoon."\r\n\r\n01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:16.320\r\nTwo grooms are hospitalizing each other.\r\n\r\n01:09:16.440 --> 01:09:19.080\r\nThey're beating the shit out of each other.\r\n\r\n01:09:19.440 --> 01:09:22.640\r\nAnd they're sharing this.\r\nIt's a sensation. It'll be watched.\r\n\r\n01:09:22.760 --> 01:09:23.800\r\nOur country loves it.\r\n\r\n01:09:23.880 --> 01:09:24.880\r\nShame on you!\r\n\r\n01:09:25.080 --> 01:09:26.080\r\nShame on you!\r\n\r\n01:09:27.160 --> 01:09:29.800\r\nWhoever protests\r\nhas every right to do so.\r\n\r\n01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:31.840\r\nNormally I wouldn't talk at all.\r\n\r\n01:09:31.960 --> 01:09:35.160\r\nBut a loyal subscriber\r\nwhom I can never say no to\r\n\r\n01:09:35.480 --> 01:09:37.240\r\nsaid "Speak, Nurse Serhat, speak.\r\n\r\n01:09:37.520 --> 01:09:40.760\r\nIf you keep quiet,\r\nwhere and how will we learn the truth?\r\n\r\n01:09:40.880 --> 01:09:41.960\r\nSpeak."\r\n\r\n01:09:42.080 --> 01:09:44.120\r\nOf course, I couldn't help it.\r\n\r\n01:09:44.240 --> 01:09:46.440\r\nAfter all, we are doing public service here.\r\n\r\n01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:49.680\r\nMy Nurdan for you too, love.\r\n\r\n01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:51.080\r\nSilly boy.\r\n\r\n01:09:51.280 --> 01:09:52.640\r\n-I have to go.\r\n-Oh, God.\r\n\r\n01:09:56.520 --> 01:09:57.840\r\nLook, Tolga.\r\n\r\n01:09:58.080 --> 01:10:00.040\r\nBrother, we'll fight.\r\n\r\n01:10:00.280 --> 01:10:01.400\r\nWe'll bout.\r\n\r\n01:10:01.520 --> 01:10:03.200\r\nBut it's not like that, brother.\r\n\r\n01:10:03.760 --> 01:10:05.880\r\nI mean, we went to bed unconsciously.\r\n\r\n01:10:06.080 --> 01:10:07.800\r\nNothing happened between us.\r\n\r\n01:10:08.040 --> 01:10:09.720\r\nSelçuk, please shut up.\r\n\r\n01:10:10.160 --> 01:10:12.840\r\nI swear to God,\r\nI'll crack your head open again!\r\n\r\n01:10:13.200 --> 01:10:15.240\r\nAnd don't mention Beren's name!\r\n\r\n01:10:15.400 --> 01:10:16.600\r\nFuck you!\r\n\r\n01:10:16.920 --> 01:10:18.280\r\nFuck you!\r\n\r\n01:10:18.640 --> 01:10:20.000\r\nWho's your deal, man?\r\n\r\n01:10:20.120 --> 01:10:21.920\r\nLook at this matchstick guy!\r\n\r\n01:10:22.240 --> 01:10:24.720\r\nWe'll get up in the morning and leave.\r\n\r\n01:10:24.880 --> 01:10:26.600\r\nAnd you can do whatever you want!\r\n\r\n01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:28.800\r\nI don't deal with barbarians like you.\r\n\r\n01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:32.320\r\nAll right. Go to bed and rest.\r\n\r\n01:10:32.760 --> 01:10:35.720\r\nWhat kind of people are you?\r\nGo to bed and sleep.\r\n\r\n01:10:36.040 --> 01:10:37.920\r\nBut please, I have a simple request.\r\n\r\n01:10:38.280 --> 01:10:40.760\r\nEverybody sleep with his own wife. Please.\r\n\r\n01:10:42.200 --> 01:10:44.000\r\nTake it easy, go and rest.\r\n\r\n01:10:44.120 --> 01:10:45.520\r\nLook, you'll feel great tomorrow.\r\n\r\n01:10:45.600 --> 01:10:47.240\r\nAll right. Go ahead, come on.\r\n\r\n01:10:48.440 --> 01:10:49.680\r\nEyşan.\r\n\r\n01:10:50.400 --> 01:10:51.400\r\nDon't come up!\r\n\r\n01:10:51.520 --> 01:10:54.360\r\nDon't come up?\r\nLightning struck, we lost our minds!\r\n\r\n01:10:54.560 --> 01:10:57.080\r\nDon't come up, Selçuk,\r\nGo lie on a sunbed, on the beach.\r\n\r\n01:10:57.160 --> 01:10:58.960\r\nLeave Akyaka. You're not coming here!\r\n\r\n01:10:59.040 --> 01:11:01.160\r\nHow can I sleep on a sunbed?\r\nI have a herniated disc.\r\n\r\n01:11:01.240 --> 01:11:02.560\r\nLet's talk for five minutes.\r\n\r\n01:11:02.640 --> 01:11:05.360\r\n-I'm coming, just for five minutes.\r\n-I don't want you to come here!\r\n\r\n01:11:05.440 --> 01:11:06.760\r\nOh!\r\n\r\n01:11:18.560 --> 01:11:20.600\r\nEyşan!\r\n\r\n01:11:24.640 --> 01:11:25.800\r\nEyşan!\r\n\r\n01:11:31.520 --> 01:11:32.800\r\nEyşan!\r\n\r\n01:11:33.000 --> 01:11:34.800\r\nEyşan, don't die! Eyşan!\r\n\r\n01:11:35.080 --> 01:11:36.440\r\nEyşan!\r\n\r\n01:11:36.720 --> 01:11:37.920\r\nDon't die, Eyşan!\r\n\r\n01:11:38.040 --> 01:11:40.040\r\n-What happened?\r\n-We're losing her!\r\n\r\n01:11:40.280 --> 01:11:41.600\r\nWe're losing her!\r\n\r\n01:11:42.080 --> 01:11:43.200\r\n-Eyşan!\r\n-What the fuck!\r\n\r\n01:11:43.320 --> 01:11:45.240\r\n-Eyşan!\r\n-Man, what is this?\r\n\r\n01:11:45.640 --> 01:11:47.680\r\nWhat's going on?\r\nTell him she is doing Pilates.\r\n\r\n01:11:47.760 --> 01:11:48.800\r\nTell me she lost her bed.\r\n\r\n01:11:48.880 --> 01:11:50.960\r\nDon't tell me she's dead, what's going on?\r\n\r\n01:11:51.080 --> 01:11:52.280\r\nSay something, man!\r\n\r\n01:11:52.400 --> 01:11:53.400\r\n-Let's go!\r\n-Where?\r\n\r\n01:11:53.520 --> 01:11:54.640\r\n-To the hospital!\r\n-Let's go!\r\n\r\n01:11:54.720 --> 01:11:57.600\r\nWait a minute, I'm taking her this time.\r\nYou're staying here, come on.\r\n\r\n01:11:57.680 --> 01:11:59.320\r\n-No way!\r\n-I've got it!\r\n\r\n01:11:59.600 --> 01:12:00.880\r\nGo to bed. Go on.\r\n\r\n01:12:02.120 --> 01:12:03.280\r\nWhat happened?\r\n\r\n01:12:03.720 --> 01:12:06.240\r\nEyşan committed suicide!\r\nShe fell from the balcony!\r\n\r\n01:12:32.200 --> 01:12:33.240\r\nHelp!\r\n\r\n01:12:33.400 --> 01:12:35.320\r\nHelp me, doctor!\r\nWhere's the emergency?\r\n\r\n01:12:35.480 --> 01:12:36.480\r\nIs this it?\r\n\r\n01:12:36.600 --> 01:12:39.680\r\nWhere is the emergency?\r\nMr. Doctor, is this the ER?\r\n\r\n01:12:39.920 --> 01:12:41.320\r\nYou guys again?\r\n\r\n01:12:41.440 --> 01:12:42.920\r\nEyşan committed suicide!\r\n\r\n01:12:43.040 --> 01:12:44.400\r\nIt's nothing.\r\nShe jumped from the first floor.\r\n\r\n01:12:44.480 --> 01:12:46.880\r\nWhat are you doing in that hotel?\r\nWhat are you taking?\r\n\r\n01:12:46.960 --> 01:12:48.360\r\nAre we going to work for you, brother?\r\n\r\n01:12:48.440 --> 01:12:50.400\r\nShe was struck by lightning,\r\nshe lost consciousness.\r\n\r\n01:12:50.480 --> 01:12:53.240\r\nSo, everyone was conscious\r\nbefore the lightning struck?\r\n\r\n01:12:53.920 --> 01:12:55.760\r\nGeez!\r\n\r\n01:12:57.840 --> 01:12:59.800\r\nWhat are you looking at, man?\r\nLay her down!\r\n\r\n01:12:59.880 --> 01:13:01.120\r\n-Where should I lay her?\r\n-There.\r\n\r\n01:13:01.200 --> 01:13:02.520\r\n-Do you want her there? Okay.\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n01:13:02.600 --> 01:13:03.800\r\n-Where?\r\n-Here.\r\n\r\n01:13:04.000 --> 01:13:05.600\r\nI'll lay her there. Eyşan!\r\n\r\n01:13:06.000 --> 01:13:07.160\r\n-Easy!\r\n-Eyşan!\r\n\r\n01:13:07.280 --> 01:13:08.600\r\n-Open your eyes. Don't die!\r\n-Okay.\r\n\r\n01:13:08.680 --> 01:13:10.360\r\n-Stop it!\r\n-Eyşan, what will I do if you die?\r\n\r\n01:13:10.440 --> 01:13:12.160\r\n-I'll check if she's breathing.\r\n-Okay, hold on.\r\n\r\n01:13:12.240 --> 01:13:13.800\r\nLet me feel her pulse. Hold on.\r\n\r\n01:13:18.440 --> 01:13:19.800\r\nShe's coming round.\r\n\r\n01:13:22.200 --> 01:13:23.600\r\nWhere are we?\r\n\r\n01:13:23.880 --> 01:13:25.600\r\nWe're at the hospital, sweetheart.\r\n\r\n01:13:26.560 --> 01:13:28.360\r\nMadam, how are you feeling?\r\n\r\n01:13:28.480 --> 01:13:30.000\r\nAre you in serious pain?\r\n\r\n01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:33.120\r\nMy leg hurts so much.\r\nWhat happened to me?\r\n\r\n01:13:33.800 --> 01:13:35.640\r\nWhat do you mean? Don't you remember?\r\n\r\n01:13:35.840 --> 01:13:37.480\r\nHe said you committed suicide.\r\n\r\n01:13:38.320 --> 01:13:39.480\r\nWhat suicide?\r\n\r\n01:13:39.720 --> 01:13:42.560\r\nDarling, you told me not to come.\r\nYou were on the balcony.\r\n\r\n01:13:42.800 --> 01:13:44.920\r\nThen you jumped. And then I jumped, too.\r\n\r\n01:13:45.040 --> 01:13:46.480\r\nNo, she doesn't remember.\r\n\r\n01:13:56.880 --> 01:14:00.840\r\nI fell after I sneezed.\r\nI didn't commit suicide.\r\n\r\n01:14:00.960 --> 01:14:02.680\r\nCome on.\r\n\r\n01:14:05.440 --> 01:14:07.760\r\nThat's your influencer honeymoon.\r\n\r\n01:14:08.120 --> 01:14:12.680\r\nBecause of these people,\r\nour wives and daughter are in danger.\r\n\r\n01:14:13.680 --> 01:14:17.480\r\nWho's married to who? Whose hands\r\nare in whose pockets? Who is what?\r\n\r\n01:14:17.600 --> 01:14:19.640\r\nWhat are you doing, man?\r\n\r\n01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:21.440\r\nWhat are you guys doing?\r\n\r\n01:14:22.160 --> 01:14:25.000\r\nThey were struck by lightning\r\nand still didn't learn.\r\n\r\n01:14:25.800 --> 01:14:27.480\r\nAnd now someone has committed suicide.\r\n\r\n01:14:27.560 --> 01:14:29.800\r\nWho commits suicide on their honeymoon?\r\n\r\n01:14:30.120 --> 01:14:33.080\r\nWho commits suicide on their honeymoon?\r\nExplain that to me!\r\n\r\n01:14:33.640 --> 01:14:36.880\r\nJust to advertise a hotel\r\n\r\n01:14:37.000 --> 01:14:42.800\r\nI honestly think that there should be\r\na limit to human exploitation.\r\n\r\n01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:44.920\r\nThey invented this "Video Honeymoon".\r\n\r\n01:14:45.320 --> 01:14:49.240\r\nWhat do they make people watch\r\ninstead of love and romance?\r\n\r\n01:14:49.360 --> 01:14:52.880\r\nThey show fights, suicide, death!\r\n\r\n01:14:53.600 --> 01:14:58.200\r\nI strongly and violently condemn\r\nthese posts of yours, brother!\r\n\r\n01:14:58.520 --> 01:14:59.440\r\nCondemn you!\r\n\r\n01:14:59.560 --> 01:15:00.920\r\nCancel them! Cancel them!\r\n\r\n01:15:01.080 --> 01:15:02.400\r\nDon't let them wake up in the morning!\r\n\r\n01:15:02.480 --> 01:15:04.080\r\nCancel him! Everybody report!\r\n\r\n01:15:04.200 --> 01:15:06.360\r\nUnsubscribe off! I'll do it first.\r\n\r\n01:15:06.520 --> 01:15:08.240\r\nHang on, hold on a second.\r\n\r\n01:15:08.560 --> 01:15:10.200\r\nI did it. It's your turn, mates.\r\n\r\n01:15:10.360 --> 01:15:11.480\r\nEverybody report them.\r\n\r\n01:15:11.600 --> 01:15:14.120\r\nKeep going, mates,\r\ntill they close the channels.\r\n\r\n01:15:14.240 --> 01:15:15.720\r\nDon't stop! Let's go!\r\n\r\n01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:18.200\r\nWhatever you do goes along with you.\r\n\r\n01:15:18.320 --> 01:15:19.960\r\nLet's go! I have to go. Bye.\r\n\r\n01:15:29.640 --> 01:15:31.160\r\nI'm trending number one!\r\n\r\n01:15:31.960 --> 01:15:33.200\r\nI'm trending, man!\r\n\r\n01:15:34.360 --> 01:15:35.640\r\nI'm trending!\r\n\r\n01:15:36.160 --> 01:15:37.240\r\nTrending!\r\n\r\n01:15:37.560 --> 01:15:39.240\r\nI'm an influencer!\r\n\r\n01:15:39.840 --> 01:15:41.120\r\nAn influencer!\r\n\r\n01:15:41.240 --> 01:15:43.280\r\nNurdan! I'll go to Nurdan. An influencer!\r\n\r\n01:15:43.600 --> 01:15:44.720\r\nI'm trending!\r\n\r\n01:15:44.840 --> 01:15:46.040\r\nTrending!\r\n\r\n01:15:46.160 --> 01:15:47.960\r\nI'm an influencer!\r\n\r\n01:15:49.520 --> 01:15:50.640\r\nUmut!\r\n\r\n01:15:50.760 --> 01:15:51.960\r\nMan, get up!\r\n\r\n01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:56.120\r\nMan, get up!\r\n\r\n01:15:58.720 --> 01:15:59.600\r\nWhat the hell is going on?\r\n\r\n01:15:59.720 --> 01:16:02.000\r\nI've passed last night. Look at this!\r\n\r\n01:16:02.720 --> 01:16:05.080\r\nI see the back of the phone. Turn it round.\r\n\r\n01:16:05.640 --> 01:16:07.080\r\nDude, I don't remember the password.\r\n\r\n01:16:07.160 --> 01:16:09.000\r\nDid I post a video from the hospital?\r\n\r\n01:16:09.480 --> 01:16:10.880\r\nSomeone's in the account!\r\n\r\n01:16:11.200 --> 01:16:13.760\r\nThere are videos,\r\nthere are complaints on the account!\r\n\r\n01:16:13.840 --> 01:16:14.800\r\nI don't remember it, either.\r\n\r\n01:16:14.920 --> 01:16:16.840\r\nWho uploaded these videos?\r\n\r\n01:16:19.080 --> 01:16:20.320\r\nHospital.\r\n\r\n01:16:20.920 --> 01:16:22.080\r\nVideo.\r\n\r\n01:16:22.520 --> 01:16:24.320\r\nSerhat. Nurse. The nurse!\r\n\r\n01:16:25.200 --> 01:16:26.480\r\nTolga!\r\n\r\n01:16:27.320 --> 01:16:28.760\r\nTolga!\r\n\r\n01:16:29.520 --> 01:16:30.600\r\nListen to me!\r\n\r\n01:16:30.720 --> 01:16:31.960\r\nI'm not done yet!\r\n\r\n01:16:32.080 --> 01:16:34.920\r\nWhat more can you say, Beren?\r\nYou've been talking all night!\r\n\r\n01:16:35.000 --> 01:16:38.280\r\nEyşan says she's leaving and you're leaving!\r\n\r\n01:16:38.640 --> 01:16:41.240\r\nDon't think I didn't realize you liked her\r\nas soon as you saw her!\r\n\r\n01:16:41.320 --> 01:16:43.000\r\nYou slept with her husband!\r\n\r\n01:16:43.280 --> 01:16:45.200\r\nAnd you're scolding me?\r\n\r\n01:16:45.360 --> 01:16:46.400\r\nI said blackout!\r\n\r\n01:16:46.520 --> 01:16:47.440\r\nShut up about it!\r\n\r\n01:16:47.560 --> 01:16:49.480\r\nIt doesn't matter\r\nif you've lost consciousness!\r\n\r\n01:16:49.560 --> 01:16:51.760\r\nThat's how your subconscious comes out!\r\n\r\n01:16:51.880 --> 01:16:53.440\r\n-What does that mean?\r\n-Do you know what it means?\r\n\r\n01:16:53.520 --> 01:16:54.600\r\nNo! I don't know!\r\n\r\n01:16:54.720 --> 01:16:55.920\r\nYou're in love with him!\r\n\r\n01:16:56.040 --> 01:16:58.360\r\nYou jumped on his bed\r\nthe first chance you got!\r\n\r\n01:16:59.520 --> 01:17:00.760\r\nWhat did you just say?\r\n\r\n01:17:01.600 --> 01:17:03.400\r\n-What did you say?\r\n-Don't shout at me.\r\n\r\n01:17:03.480 --> 01:17:06.920\r\nIf I was in love with him,\r\nI wouldn't throw the ring in his face!\r\n\r\n01:17:07.200 --> 01:17:08.240\r\nI'll show you.\r\n\r\n01:17:08.360 --> 01:17:11.280\r\n-What are you doing? Don't!\r\n-I threw it in his face like this!\r\n\r\n01:17:11.360 --> 01:17:13.320\r\nIt's over. I divorce you!\r\n\r\n01:17:13.520 --> 01:17:15.800\r\nIf there's a divorce, I'll do it!\r\n\r\n01:17:15.920 --> 01:17:17.560\r\nBeren divorces! It's over!\r\n\r\n01:17:17.680 --> 01:17:19.600\r\nGet on the live feed in a minute\r\nand check it out!\r\n\r\n01:17:19.680 --> 01:17:23.920\r\nHear ye, hear ye, virtual folk!\r\n\r\n01:17:24.200 --> 01:17:26.520\r\nI'm divorcing Tolga.\r\n\r\n01:17:27.680 --> 01:17:31.040\r\nAnd I'm divorcing him as soon as tomorrow.\r\n\r\n01:17:31.160 --> 01:17:33.240\r\nUnfortunately, Tolga was defective.\r\n\r\n01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:37.560\r\nSo, I'm returning him to his family.\r\n\r\n01:17:37.680 --> 01:17:40.440\r\nWhy are you messing with my family?\r\n\r\n01:17:40.560 --> 01:17:42.960\r\nGet away! Your mum can look after you\r\nfrom now on.\r\n\r\n01:17:43.040 --> 01:17:44.960\r\nI thought you loved my mum and dad so much.\r\n\r\n01:17:45.040 --> 01:17:46.920\r\nI'm okay with your dad,\r\nI didn't like your mom.\r\n\r\n01:17:47.000 --> 01:17:50.440\r\nShame on you, girl. Shame on you! Damn you!\r\n\r\n01:17:50.560 --> 01:17:52.320\r\nDid it hurt, darling?\r\n\r\n01:17:52.440 --> 01:17:53.320\r\n-Right?\r\n-Right.\r\n\r\n01:17:53.440 --> 01:17:55.200\r\n-Wait there.\r\n-Come on, I'm waiting.\r\n\r\n01:17:55.360 --> 01:17:56.840\r\nBad woman. Geez!\r\n\r\n01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:58.200\r\nWhat is it with you and mom?\r\n\r\n01:17:58.280 --> 01:17:59.560\r\nYou should love my mom.\r\n\r\n01:17:59.760 --> 01:18:01.360\r\nHere, get your stuff.\r\n\r\n01:18:01.480 --> 01:18:03.080\r\nTolga! What are you doing?\r\n\r\n01:18:03.680 --> 01:18:04.800\r\nStupid jewellery!\r\n\r\n01:18:06.280 --> 01:18:07.520\r\nNo, don't you dare!\r\n\r\n01:18:07.840 --> 01:18:10.440\r\nDon't you dare, I bought it in Germany!\r\n\r\n01:18:12.520 --> 01:18:14.080\r\n-That was made in Germany!\r\n-And these are your snacks.\r\n\r\n01:18:14.160 --> 01:18:15.400\r\nMade in Germany!\r\n\r\n01:18:15.760 --> 01:18:17.080\r\nI'm humiliated.\r\n\r\n01:18:21.520 --> 01:18:24.360\r\nDon't worry, I'll send the rest later, okay?\r\n\r\n01:18:25.200 --> 01:18:27.320\r\nTolga!\r\n\r\n01:18:27.560 --> 01:18:29.040\r\nTolga!\r\n\r\n01:18:37.840 --> 01:18:40.800\r\nWhat can I do with a woman coming to\r\nher honeymoon with antidepressants?\r\n\r\n01:18:40.880 --> 01:18:42.560\r\nGood, I'm off the hook.\r\n\r\n01:18:43.160 --> 01:18:44.600\r\nPills go in the loo.\r\n\r\n01:18:44.880 --> 01:18:47.080\r\nBeren goes his way,\r\nand that's the end of it.\r\n\r\n01:18:57.800 --> 01:19:00.400\r\nThat's all that's left of you. Your candy.\r\n\r\n01:19:02.640 --> 01:19:04.240\r\nThese taste awful.\r\n\r\n01:19:04.360 --> 01:19:06.840\r\n-There's security. Is it them?\r\n-I think it's them.\r\n\r\n01:19:07.520 --> 01:19:09.960\r\n-Hello, good day.\r\n-Yes.\r\n\r\n01:19:10.080 --> 01:19:11.440\r\n-Can I come in?\r\n-No.\r\n\r\n01:19:11.560 --> 01:19:13.960\r\nBrother, let's not go through this again.\r\nOur friend committed suicide.\r\n\r\n01:19:14.040 --> 01:19:15.680\r\n-Please.\r\n-We're just going to visit him.\r\n\r\n01:19:15.760 --> 01:19:18.800\r\nDon't you understand, mate?\r\nYou're banned. Come on.\r\n\r\n01:19:18.920 --> 01:19:21.120\r\n-Let's not be difficult!\r\n-Do we have to be difficult?\r\n\r\n01:19:21.200 --> 01:19:23.400\r\n-You'll give me a hard time?\r\n-I'll give you a hard time.\r\n\r\n01:19:23.480 --> 01:19:25.720\r\nLet go of me. They're doing their job.\r\n\r\n01:19:28.320 --> 01:19:29.360\r\nCome.\r\n\r\n01:19:30.240 --> 01:19:32.680\r\nMate, please go back, come on. Let's go!\r\n\r\n01:19:42.440 --> 01:19:43.640\r\nYes, Umut?\r\n\r\n01:19:43.760 --> 01:19:45.680\r\nSelçuk, is Eyşan okay?\r\nDid you see her?\r\n\r\n01:19:45.840 --> 01:19:47.880\r\nShe's fine. Thank God, she's fine.\r\n\r\n01:19:48.560 --> 01:19:49.640\r\nWe have a situation.\r\n\r\n01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:52.440\r\nThere are Spartans at the gate.\r\nWe couldn't get in.\r\n\r\n01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:57.000\r\nThis idiot nurse made a video.\r\nHe said Eyşan committed suicide.\r\n\r\n01:19:57.240 --> 01:19:59.360\r\nAnd to top that, he blew up Emre's account.\r\n\r\n01:19:59.440 --> 01:20:00.680\r\nHe stole his password or something.\r\n\r\n01:20:00.760 --> 01:20:02.880\r\nIf you find him, give him a beating.\r\n\r\n01:20:03.200 --> 01:20:06.000\r\nBut now we can't go in,\r\nleave some beating for us.\r\n\r\n01:20:06.120 --> 01:20:08.280\r\nBring him outside, we'll beat him together.\r\n\r\n01:20:08.480 --> 01:20:09.240\r\nOkay, he'll beat him.\r\n\r\n01:20:09.360 --> 01:20:12.520\r\nWhy do you set an account of\r\nfive million's password 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3?\r\n\r\n01:20:12.600 --> 01:20:14.840\r\nI'm going to the loo.\r\n\r\n01:20:18.560 --> 01:20:20.520\r\nYou're driving me crazy, goddamn it!\r\n\r\n01:20:20.640 --> 01:20:21.760\r\nBrother Umut!\r\n\r\n01:20:21.880 --> 01:20:24.240\r\n-Can we take a photo?\r\n-Of course, come here.\r\n\r\n01:20:24.640 --> 01:20:26.760\r\n-Can I have the phone, mum?\r\n-Here, dear.\r\n\r\n01:20:28.360 --> 01:20:30.120\r\n-Give it to Emre.\r\n-Can you shoot us?\r\n\r\n01:20:30.320 --> 01:20:31.720\r\n-What's your name, sweetheart?\r\n-Melis.\r\n\r\n01:20:31.800 --> 01:20:34.240\r\n-What was your password, Melis?\r\n-1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3.\r\n\r\n01:20:34.560 --> 01:20:37.120\r\nI'm sorry. It's not about you.\r\n\r\n01:20:39.040 --> 01:20:40.480\r\nSmile, Brother Umut.\r\n\r\n01:20:42.560 --> 01:20:43.840\r\nOkay. Here.\r\n\r\n01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:46.880\r\nMelis, can you tell Brother Emre\r\nthe password again?\r\n\r\n01:20:47.000 --> 01:20:49.320\r\n-1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3.\r\n-Say it again.\r\n\r\n01:20:49.520 --> 01:20:50.840\r\n1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3.\r\n\r\n01:20:50.960 --> 01:20:52.800\r\nSay it again for God's sake.\r\n\r\n01:20:52.920 --> 01:20:54.680\r\n1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3.\r\n\r\n01:20:55.360 --> 01:20:57.320\r\nHere!\r\n\r\n01:20:58.560 --> 01:21:00.240\r\n-Let go!\r\n-Come here.\r\n\r\n01:21:00.480 --> 01:21:02.480\r\nWhat the hell do you want from us?\r\n\r\n01:21:03.360 --> 01:21:06.120\r\nWhy are you filming us without telling us?\r\n\r\n01:21:06.640 --> 01:21:08.880\r\nWhat do you want from us?\r\nWhy are you filming us?\r\n\r\n01:21:08.960 --> 01:21:10.400\r\nI'm a influencer, I'm free.\r\n\r\n01:21:10.720 --> 01:21:12.200\r\nI can talk about anything I want.\r\n\r\n01:21:12.280 --> 01:21:13.440\r\nI'll burn you!\r\n\r\n01:21:13.640 --> 01:21:14.800\r\nAre you threatening us?\r\n\r\n01:21:15.000 --> 01:21:18.120\r\nI won't let you defame my hotel.\r\nI won't let you stay in this town.\r\n\r\n01:21:18.200 --> 01:21:19.360\r\nCome on, hit me.\r\n\r\n01:21:19.640 --> 01:21:20.800\r\nGive me a flick.\r\n\r\n01:21:20.920 --> 01:21:22.560\r\nI'll finish you. I'll ruin you.\r\n\r\n01:21:22.720 --> 01:21:23.960\r\nI'll ruin you.\r\n\r\n01:21:25.280 --> 01:21:26.240\r\nHe did!\r\n\r\n01:21:26.360 --> 01:21:28.080\r\nBut I expected this.\r\nThis is an aggressive mate.\r\n\r\n01:21:28.160 --> 01:21:29.640\r\nBut we're fellow countrymen.\r\n\r\n01:21:29.880 --> 01:21:32.080\r\nI would never expect such things from you...\r\n\r\n01:21:36.200 --> 01:21:37.200\r\nI'm sorry!\r\n\r\n01:21:37.520 --> 01:21:38.920\r\nI'm offended and insulted.\r\n\r\n01:21:39.280 --> 01:21:40.920\r\nI need to document this moment.\r\nWhere's my phone?\r\n\r\n01:21:41.000 --> 01:21:43.160\r\n-Come here. Where are you going?\r\n-Let go!\r\n\r\n01:21:43.520 --> 01:21:44.760\r\n-Security!\r\n-And he's going to burn us?\r\n\r\n01:21:44.840 --> 01:21:47.200\r\n-Security, ah!\r\n-You son of a bitch!\r\n\r\n01:21:47.400 --> 01:21:49.880\r\n-I'll kill you.\r\n-Stop, please.\r\n\r\n01:21:54.200 --> 01:21:55.680\r\n-Easy!\r\n-What are you doing! Stop pushing!\r\n\r\n01:21:55.760 --> 01:21:56.960\r\n-Come on, don't make a scene.\r\n-Calm down!\r\n\r\n01:21:57.080 --> 01:21:57.960\r\n-Calm down.\r\n-Get out of here!\r\n\r\n01:21:58.080 --> 01:21:59.680\r\n-Come on!\r\n-What, are you herding cattle?\r\n\r\n01:21:59.760 --> 01:22:01.080\r\n-What is this?\r\n-I swear to God!\r\n\r\n01:22:01.160 --> 01:22:03.600\r\nAt first you feel a bit humiliated,\r\nbut then you get used to it.\r\n\r\n01:22:03.680 --> 01:22:05.400\r\n-Third time's the charm.\r\n-Come on, brother!\r\n\r\n01:22:05.480 --> 01:22:07.200\r\n-What's up?\r\n-Don't make a scene!\r\n\r\n01:22:07.320 --> 01:22:09.560\r\nShut up! Our taxes are paying your salary.\r\n\r\n01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:10.720\r\nWhat's up?\r\n\r\n01:22:10.840 --> 01:22:14.200\r\nWe pay for your food, brother.\r\nYou can't treat the citizens like this.\r\n\r\n01:22:14.280 --> 01:22:16.040\r\nGet higher! Beat him up.\r\n\r\n01:22:16.240 --> 01:22:18.640\r\n-Stop it.\r\n-Fight them?\r\n\r\n01:22:18.880 --> 01:22:20.760\r\n-We'll call the gendarmerie.\r\n-The gendarmerie is here.\r\n\r\n01:22:20.840 --> 01:22:23.040\r\n-Here they are.\r\n-He read your mind, I swear.\r\n\r\n01:22:23.320 --> 01:22:25.800\r\nSir! The Turkish Gendarmerie.\r\n\r\n01:22:26.960 --> 01:22:28.680\r\n-These are the ones causing trouble?\r\n-Yes, sir.\r\n\r\n01:22:28.760 --> 01:22:31.200\r\nWhat? I'm from here. I have a hotel here.\r\n\r\n01:22:31.320 --> 01:22:32.560\r\nThese are my partners.\r\n\r\n01:22:32.680 --> 01:22:34.440\r\nLook, mates. Go back to your hotel.\r\n\r\n01:22:34.560 --> 01:22:36.440\r\nI've got a complaint about you.\r\nJust so you know.\r\n\r\n01:22:36.520 --> 01:22:38.640\r\nGo to your hotel, don't cause any trouble.\r\n\r\n01:22:38.920 --> 01:22:39.960\r\nOkay?\r\n\r\n01:22:40.080 --> 01:22:41.960\r\nSir... Dude, look, I'm holding it in.\r\n\r\n01:22:42.120 --> 01:22:43.960\r\nIt's not about you.\r\n\r\n01:22:44.080 --> 01:22:47.120\r\nYou know? I'm going crazy.\r\n\r\n01:22:47.440 --> 01:22:48.880\r\nIt's not about you.\r\n\r\n01:22:52.760 --> 01:22:54.840\r\nHi, guys! How's Eyşan?\r\n\r\n01:22:55.120 --> 01:22:56.000\r\nWhy do you care?\r\n\r\n01:22:56.120 --> 01:22:58.440\r\nWhat the hell is it to you?\r\nNone of your business.\r\n\r\n01:22:58.520 --> 01:22:59.720\r\nLook at me!\r\n\r\n01:23:00.200 --> 01:23:01.400\r\nI threw the ring.\r\n\r\n01:23:01.640 --> 01:23:03.880\r\nI divorced Tolga. All because of you!\r\n\r\n01:23:04.000 --> 01:23:05.560\r\nBut your marriage will end, Selçuk.\r\n\r\n01:23:05.640 --> 01:23:08.440\r\nMay your marriage burn to ashes, Selçuk!\r\n\r\n01:23:08.720 --> 01:23:09.920\r\nMay you never see the light of day!\r\n\r\n01:23:10.000 --> 01:23:12.400\r\nMy wife fell off the balcony!\r\n\r\n01:23:12.520 --> 01:23:13.640\r\nWait a minute, man!\r\n\r\n01:23:13.760 --> 01:23:16.160\r\nMy wife fell off the balcony.\r\nShe's still talking shit!\r\n\r\n01:23:16.240 --> 01:23:17.280\r\nWhat are you talking about?\r\n\r\n01:23:17.360 --> 01:23:19.200\r\nEyşan, Eyşan, Eyşan!\r\nNo one is thinking about Beren.\r\n\r\n01:23:19.280 --> 01:23:20.800\r\nNobody's thinking about Beren.\r\n\r\n01:23:21.040 --> 01:23:23.080\r\nShe was stupid, she fell off the balcony.\r\n\r\n01:23:23.200 --> 01:23:24.760\r\nWhere did you find you idiot wife?\r\n\r\n01:23:24.840 --> 01:23:26.000\r\n"Idiot" is your father!\r\n\r\n01:23:28.240 --> 01:23:29.680\r\nNot at all, she's the idiot!\r\n\r\n01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:31.920\r\nI hope she dies! I don't give a shit.\r\n\r\n01:23:32.040 --> 01:23:34.800\r\nLook at her tongue, man.\r\nLook at the thorns!\r\n\r\n01:23:35.120 --> 01:23:36.880\r\n-You know what?\r\n-Don't.\r\n\r\n01:23:37.000 --> 01:23:39.920\r\nI'll hit you with my size nine\r\non your mouth!\r\n\r\n01:23:40.040 --> 01:23:41.840\r\nHere's another one.\r\n\r\n01:23:42.280 --> 01:23:43.280\r\nI'm sick of you!\r\n\r\n01:23:43.520 --> 01:23:44.760\r\n-Wait!\r\n-Take that foot off.\r\n\r\n01:23:44.840 --> 01:23:46.600\r\nDie! Look at him!\r\n\r\n01:23:46.800 --> 01:23:48.880\r\n-Ezgi, take him away.\r\n-Okay.\r\n\r\n01:23:50.840 --> 01:23:51.960\r\nI'll kill you!\r\n\r\n01:24:06.840 --> 01:24:10.240\r\nHelp! Very help. We got a femicide here!\r\n\r\n01:24:10.360 --> 01:24:11.120\r\nSay they are cutting her.\r\n\r\n01:24:11.240 --> 01:24:12.600\r\nThey're cutting her, yes!\r\n\r\n01:24:12.800 --> 01:24:14.440\r\nAll right. I'll go.\r\n\r\n01:24:14.760 --> 01:24:18.560\r\nBut I was wondering if I could be\r\na comfort to Tolga beforehand.\r\n\r\n01:24:18.760 --> 01:24:19.960\r\nDon't let him feel sorry for her.\r\n\r\n01:24:20.080 --> 01:24:22.000\r\nI talk to him and then I'll go?\r\n\r\n01:24:22.120 --> 01:24:25.640\r\nSelçuk, we've seen your consolation.\r\nDon't push us. Go to your room.\r\n\r\n01:24:25.960 --> 01:24:29.280\r\nDo I look nervous? I'm calm!\r\n\r\n01:24:29.400 --> 01:24:30.920\r\nLook, I'm very calm right now.\r\n\r\n01:24:31.160 --> 01:24:32.720\r\nI shouldn't talk to him,\r\nI don't understand?\r\n\r\n01:24:32.800 --> 01:24:35.520\r\nDude, you're usually a bit tense,\r\nthat's why we're a bit...\r\n\r\n01:24:35.600 --> 01:24:37.120\r\nShut up, what are you talking about?\r\n\r\n01:24:37.200 --> 01:24:38.480\r\nDo I look angry?\r\n\r\n01:24:38.600 --> 01:24:40.400\r\nNo, am I nervous? I don't understand.\r\n\r\n01:24:40.480 --> 01:24:41.600\r\nNo, not at all!\r\n\r\n01:24:41.840 --> 01:24:43.440\r\nGet out of my way. Open the door!\r\n\r\n01:24:43.520 --> 01:24:44.960\r\nAll right, I'm convinced.\r\nOpen it, go ahead.\r\n\r\n01:24:45.080 --> 01:24:46.360\r\nOpen it.\r\n\r\n01:24:46.760 --> 01:24:48.760\r\nTolga, let's talk a little... Oh!\r\n\r\n01:24:49.280 --> 01:24:50.320\r\nWhat happened to him?\r\n\r\n01:24:50.440 --> 01:24:52.080\r\nDude, did he commit suicide?\r\n\r\n01:24:52.440 --> 01:24:54.240\r\nThis is Beren's pill.\r\n\r\n01:24:54.360 --> 01:24:56.040\r\nWhen you take too many\r\n\r\n01:24:56.160 --> 01:24:57.520\r\nyou faint, you die.\r\n\r\n01:24:57.640 --> 01:25:00.000\r\n-He's done.\r\n-What happened to him?\r\n\r\n01:25:00.120 --> 01:25:01.840\r\n-We'll go to the hospital.\r\n-Lift him.\r\n\r\n01:25:01.920 --> 01:25:03.080\r\nGive me that.\r\n\r\n01:25:03.200 --> 01:25:04.760\r\n-Did he die?\r\n-Get him, brother.\r\n\r\n01:25:04.880 --> 01:25:06.240\r\nHe's like a corpse.\r\n\r\n01:25:06.520 --> 01:25:09.480\r\n-Here, take this away.\r\n-He's not dead, is he?\r\n\r\n01:25:09.800 --> 01:25:11.200\r\nBring him here.\r\n\r\n01:25:11.320 --> 01:25:13.320\r\nThat boy wasn't that pale.\r\n\r\n01:25:13.600 --> 01:25:15.120\r\nThat bitch, she's knocked\r\nthe color out of this one.\r\n\r\n01:25:15.200 --> 01:25:16.720\r\nOkay, Selçuk, go to your room.\r\n\r\n01:25:16.800 --> 01:25:18.200\r\nI'm going to go in the room.\r\n\r\n01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:19.960\r\nUmut.\r\n\r\n01:25:20.080 --> 01:25:22.480\r\nLet's get him to a hospital,\r\nthe nurse will be there.\r\n\r\n01:25:22.560 --> 01:25:24.280\r\nI'm going to give him\r\nsuch a tune-up, man.\r\n\r\n01:25:24.360 --> 01:25:26.080\r\nHe's like a corpse.\r\n\r\n01:25:26.680 --> 01:25:28.600\r\nLook at my hair!\r\n\r\n01:25:28.920 --> 01:25:30.880\r\nMy hair's all messed up.\r\n\r\n01:25:31.000 --> 01:25:32.320\r\nSelçuk!\r\n\r\n01:25:35.520 --> 01:25:36.480\r\nWho is that?\r\n\r\n01:25:36.600 --> 01:25:37.840\r\nWho are you taking?\r\n\r\n01:25:37.960 --> 01:25:40.320\r\nMike. He snooped around the room\r\nand passed out.\r\n\r\n01:25:40.480 --> 01:25:41.800\r\n-Oh.\r\n-He drank too much!\r\n\r\n01:25:41.960 --> 01:25:43.360\r\nOh, my God.\r\n\r\n01:25:43.640 --> 01:25:45.840\r\nI told you this is Turkey.\r\n\r\n01:25:45.960 --> 01:25:49.040\r\nIt's not like other places.\r\nDon't drink too much!\r\n\r\n01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:51.080\r\nWhy are you lying to her?\r\n\r\n01:25:51.200 --> 01:25:53.600\r\nScrew this honeymoon, man!\r\n\r\n01:25:53.720 --> 01:25:55.760\r\nThis place is cursed. And we're partners now?\r\n\r\n01:25:55.840 --> 01:25:57.360\r\nDon't complain, open the door.\r\n\r\n01:25:57.440 --> 01:25:59.080\r\nOpen it.\r\n\r\n01:25:59.560 --> 01:26:01.800\r\nHead first, wait!\r\n\r\n01:26:05.200 --> 01:26:06.880\r\nAct natural.\r\n\r\n01:26:09.240 --> 01:26:11.600\r\nSir, welcome!\r\n\r\n01:26:11.840 --> 01:26:14.160\r\nWe've got a murder call. Femicide.\r\n\r\n01:26:14.480 --> 01:26:16.200\r\nThat's right, it's an open buffet.\r\n\r\n01:26:16.280 --> 01:26:17.600\r\nTragedy, intrigue, murder!\r\n\r\n01:26:17.720 --> 01:26:19.920\r\n-What are you saying, boy?\r\n-But not in our hotel.\r\n\r\n01:26:20.000 --> 01:26:22.440\r\nWe don't have that in our hotel.\r\nWe have male suicide.\r\n\r\n01:26:22.520 --> 01:26:25.680\r\nWe'll take him to the hospital.\r\nWhy are you stalling us?\r\n\r\n01:26:25.880 --> 01:26:28.560\r\nLet's take him\r\nand then we can talk about it.\r\n\r\n01:26:28.920 --> 01:26:30.800\r\nWe've forgotten about him.\r\n\r\n01:26:30.920 --> 01:26:32.120\r\n-Get!\r\n-Okay!\r\n\r\n01:26:32.440 --> 01:26:33.880\r\nEMERGENCY ENTRY\r\n\r\n01:26:34.880 --> 01:26:36.880\r\nDoctor, he swallowed these\r\nantidepressants like M&Ms.\r\n\r\n01:26:36.960 --> 01:26:38.240\r\nBut they are not his.\r\n\r\n01:26:38.560 --> 01:26:41.120\r\n-Someone else's.\r\n-How many people are in your hotel?\r\n\r\n01:26:41.440 --> 01:26:43.600\r\nThere's that strange boy,\r\nthere's that auntie.\r\n\r\n01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:45.040\r\nThere are six customers.\r\n\r\n01:26:45.360 --> 01:26:46.560\r\nThree is us.\r\n\r\n01:26:46.680 --> 01:26:48.120\r\n-11.\r\n-11, Doctor.\r\n\r\n01:26:48.440 --> 01:26:50.920\r\nWhat the hell are you doing running a hotel?\r\n\r\n01:26:51.160 --> 01:26:53.080\r\nYou couldn't even look after a kitten!\r\n\r\n01:26:53.560 --> 01:26:55.960\r\nIt's like we asked him to operate,\r\nwhy is he scolding me?\r\n\r\n01:26:56.080 --> 01:26:58.320\r\n-Serhat, come here!\r\n-Stop.\r\n\r\n01:26:58.440 --> 01:27:00.080\r\n-Hold it.\r\n-Come here, conspirator!\r\n\r\n01:27:01.320 --> 01:27:03.240\r\n-Come here.\r\n-Get him!\r\n\r\n01:27:03.760 --> 01:27:04.680\r\nTake it!\r\n\r\n01:27:04.800 --> 01:27:06.160\r\n-Get the phone!\r\n-Come on.\r\n\r\n01:27:06.480 --> 01:27:07.680\r\n-We're in the ER!\r\n-My phone is ringing.\r\n\r\n01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:10.120\r\n-There's a pandemic, God damn you!\r\n-Thief! Give me the phone!\r\n\r\n01:27:10.200 --> 01:27:11.320\r\nHold this.\r\n\r\n01:27:13.960 --> 01:27:15.080\r\nThese guys?\r\n\r\n01:27:15.960 --> 01:27:17.760\r\nCome on. Get in the back.\r\n\r\n01:27:22.840 --> 01:27:24.160\r\nOh.\r\n\r\n01:27:25.560 --> 01:27:26.840\r\nWhat are you doing here?\r\n\r\n01:27:26.960 --> 01:27:28.080\r\nDon't ask, man.\r\n\r\n01:27:28.240 --> 01:27:29.760\r\nI can't tell you on the way, come on.\r\n\r\n01:27:29.840 --> 01:27:30.960\r\nAll right, lads?\r\n\r\n01:27:31.400 --> 01:27:33.080\r\nAll right, sir. We're all here.\r\n\r\n01:27:33.720 --> 01:27:36.760\r\nIf we pick you up again,\r\nyou'll never leave this station!\r\n\r\n01:27:36.880 --> 01:27:38.360\r\n-Do you understand?\r\n-Right.\r\n\r\n01:27:38.600 --> 01:27:39.720\r\nUnderstood, commander.\r\n\r\n01:27:39.800 --> 01:27:42.920\r\nWell, I've got a question, who turned us in?\r\n\r\n01:27:43.040 --> 01:27:44.920\r\nFemicide or something?\r\n\r\n01:27:45.040 --> 01:27:46.520\r\nA tourist from your hotel.\r\n\r\n01:27:47.720 --> 01:27:48.760\r\nA tourist?\r\n\r\n01:27:49.040 --> 01:27:50.200\r\nHe says it's our hotel.\r\n\r\n01:27:50.680 --> 01:27:51.840\r\nTourist, he says.\r\n\r\n01:27:52.040 --> 01:27:53.200\r\n-Dude, calm down.\r\n-Look.\r\n\r\n01:27:53.280 --> 01:27:55.200\r\nHe went and complained about us,\r\nfor Christ's sake.\r\n\r\n01:27:55.280 --> 01:27:56.400\r\nDid you hear that?\r\n\r\n01:27:56.560 --> 01:27:58.960\r\nWhere's my wife?\r\n\r\n01:27:59.400 --> 01:28:00.960\r\nWhere's my wife, brother?\r\nShe's in hospital!\r\n\r\n01:28:01.080 --> 01:28:01.960\r\nWhere am I?\r\n\r\n01:28:02.080 --> 01:28:03.160\r\nI'm at the police station!\r\n\r\n01:28:03.240 --> 01:28:04.840\r\n-Don't shout.\r\n-I'm at the police station!\r\n\r\n01:28:04.920 --> 01:28:06.040\r\nI'll go to that hotel.\r\n\r\n01:28:06.240 --> 01:28:08.360\r\nThis is all their doing!\r\n\r\n01:28:08.480 --> 01:28:10.360\r\n-I'll drown them!\r\n-Calm down.\r\n\r\n01:28:10.800 --> 01:28:13.680\r\n-I'll strangle them!\r\n-Why the gendarmerie...\r\n\r\n01:28:14.000 --> 01:28:16.480\r\nSelçuk you're shouting that you'll\r\nstrangle them next to the gendarmerie.\r\n\r\n01:28:16.560 --> 01:28:17.840\r\n-I'll strangle them!\r\n-Don't shout!\r\n\r\n01:28:17.920 --> 01:28:19.480\r\n-You calm down!\r\n-You calm down!\r\n\r\n01:28:19.600 --> 01:28:20.720\r\nHow can I be calm?\r\n\r\n01:28:20.840 --> 01:28:22.640\r\n-Psycho.\r\n-I didn't call Eyşan either.\r\n\r\n01:28:24.800 --> 01:28:26.040\r\n-Hello?\r\n-What happened?\r\n\r\n01:28:26.160 --> 01:28:27.680\r\n-Call.\r\n-Eyşan Yılmaz.\r\n\r\n01:28:28.160 --> 01:28:31.200\r\nI'm her husband.\r\nHow is she, is she okay?\r\n\r\n01:28:31.640 --> 01:28:33.360\r\nDid the doctor give the all clear?\r\nOh, thank God.\r\n\r\n01:28:33.440 --> 01:28:35.800\r\nCan you tell her, please?\r\nI'll come and get him.\r\n\r\n01:28:35.880 --> 01:28:36.880\r\nGive it to me!\r\n\r\n01:28:38.280 --> 01:28:39.920\r\n-Hello! Tolga Bükülmez's wife.\r\n-I'm going to kill them!\r\n\r\n01:28:40.000 --> 01:28:42.320\r\nI'm his wife, suicide. My husband.\r\n\r\n01:28:42.440 --> 01:28:44.080\r\nCalm down. We'll talk on the way.\r\n\r\n01:28:44.320 --> 01:28:45.440\r\nSelçuk, calm down!\r\n\r\n01:28:45.800 --> 01:28:48.520\r\nHurry up. Darling, I'll tell you.\r\n\r\n01:28:48.640 --> 01:28:49.840\r\nPlease, I'll put you up in a different hotel.\r\n\r\n01:28:49.920 --> 01:28:51.920\r\n-We love this hotel.\r\n-Would you hurry up?\r\n\r\n01:28:52.000 --> 01:28:53.360\r\nWhat's femicide?\r\n\r\n01:28:54.720 --> 01:28:55.960\r\nThere! Informers!\r\n\r\n01:28:56.080 --> 01:28:59.040\r\n-The blonde bitch is mine!\r\n-What's femicide, man!\r\n\r\n01:28:59.960 --> 01:29:01.120\r\n-Why you...\r\n-Hi Beren.\r\n\r\n01:29:01.240 --> 01:29:02.600\r\nHi!\r\n\r\n01:29:06.000 --> 01:29:07.840\r\nWhat kind of holiday is this?\r\n\r\n01:29:14.240 --> 01:29:15.920\r\nHello, sir, how did you recognize my voice?\r\n\r\n01:29:16.000 --> 01:29:17.680\r\nOh, you saved my number after all that?\r\n\r\n01:29:17.760 --> 01:29:20.320\r\nWould you come to the hotel?\r\nI'm sick of this place.\r\n\r\n01:29:26.360 --> 01:29:28.480\r\nWhat am I telling you? What are you doing?\r\n\r\n01:29:28.720 --> 01:29:30.360\r\nYou've quadrupled the back again.\r\n\r\n01:29:31.680 --> 01:29:35.720\r\nEzgi, I'm sorry, but there really\r\nis a curse on this hotel.\r\n\r\n01:29:36.160 --> 01:29:38.440\r\nGuys, don't say that.\r\n\r\n01:29:38.560 --> 01:29:39.800\r\nThere are six customers.\r\n\r\n01:29:39.920 --> 01:29:41.920\r\nIf we take care of\r\ntwo customers apiece?\r\n\r\n01:29:42.080 --> 01:29:44.080\r\nTwo in the hospital,\r\nfour at the police station.\r\n\r\n01:29:44.160 --> 01:29:45.960\r\nIsn't this a disaster, mates?\r\n\r\n01:29:46.080 --> 01:29:46.960\r\nYeah.\r\n\r\n01:29:47.080 --> 01:29:49.400\r\nAnd the real disaster is here, on the phone.\r\n\r\n01:29:49.520 --> 01:29:54.720\r\nConstant harassing messages,\r\noffensive language, complaints.\r\n\r\n01:29:54.840 --> 01:29:56.960\r\nHundreds of thousands of reports.\r\nWe're dealing with these.\r\n\r\n01:29:57.080 --> 01:29:58.280\r\nWe can't do our job.\r\n\r\n01:29:58.480 --> 01:30:00.520\r\nI think the hotel business was a mistake.\r\n\r\n01:30:00.640 --> 01:30:02.200\r\nLet's get back to our business.\r\n\r\n01:30:02.520 --> 01:30:03.680\r\nYes, brother!\r\n\r\n01:30:07.240 --> 01:30:10.080\r\nUmut, the channel's gone.\r\n\r\n01:30:10.320 --> 01:30:11.480\r\nLook!\r\n\r\n01:30:11.600 --> 01:30:12.960\r\nThat's all I needed!\r\n\r\n01:30:13.080 --> 01:30:14.240\r\nIt was bound to happen.\r\n\r\n01:30:14.320 --> 01:30:16.160\r\nAnyway, most of them follow you, too.\r\n\r\n01:30:16.280 --> 01:30:19.080\r\nI'll turn on live and\r\nyou can explain it there.\r\n\r\n01:30:20.160 --> 01:30:21.320\r\nWhat the hell?\r\n\r\n01:30:21.440 --> 01:30:24.720\r\n"Due to your violation of\r\nthe community rules agreement\r\n\r\n01:30:24.840 --> 01:30:26.400\r\nyour account has been closed."\r\n\r\n01:30:27.200 --> 01:30:28.440\r\nWhat did we do?\r\n\r\n01:30:28.560 --> 01:30:31.040\r\nDid we cross our legs\r\nin front of the older followers?\r\n\r\n01:30:31.120 --> 01:30:33.720\r\nDid we want an invasion?\r\nWhy are they treating us like Joker?\r\n\r\n01:30:33.800 --> 01:30:35.840\r\nI'm fed up. Did we want anarchy?\r\n\r\n01:30:36.000 --> 01:30:38.640\r\nThe money's gone,\r\nthe channels are gone.\r\n\r\n01:30:38.960 --> 01:30:40.880\r\nNo one will come to this hotel\r\nafter all that.\r\n\r\n01:30:40.960 --> 01:30:43.720\r\nThis lightning thing is making me stupid.\r\n\r\n01:30:43.840 --> 01:30:45.560\r\nI can't think. I lost it.\r\n\r\n01:30:45.800 --> 01:30:46.840\r\nThere's that, too.\r\n\r\n01:30:46.960 --> 01:30:48.280\r\nThe lightning.\r\n\r\n01:30:48.800 --> 01:30:52.560\r\nWe're asking Ezgi, she's half-answering.\r\nLike she has fifty per cent charge.\r\n\r\n01:30:53.240 --> 01:30:54.560\r\nBut there's something.\r\n\r\n01:30:54.680 --> 01:30:56.720\r\nWe've lost so much,\r\nwe've been through so much.\r\n\r\n01:30:56.800 --> 01:30:58.600\r\nLet's at least answer two questions.\r\n\r\n01:30:58.680 --> 01:31:01.880\r\nOne. Why is Ezgi hiding something from us?\r\n\r\n01:31:02.000 --> 01:31:05.400\r\nTwo. How the hell did that little nurse\r\nkill our accounts?\r\n\r\n01:31:10.240 --> 01:31:12.480\r\nGod damn it, Umut!\r\n\r\n01:31:12.640 --> 01:31:13.840\r\nWhat?\r\n\r\n01:31:13.960 --> 01:31:17.080\r\nI've got it. God damn it.\r\n\r\n01:31:17.520 --> 01:31:19.040\r\nIt's nice, isn't it?\r\n\r\n01:31:22.200 --> 01:31:26.320\r\nEmre, I was thinking,\r\nshould we do another one?\r\n\r\n01:31:26.640 --> 01:31:28.560\r\nThis one doesn't feel right.\r\n\r\n01:31:29.280 --> 01:31:30.400\r\nLet's kiss again.\r\n\r\n01:31:30.880 --> 01:31:32.560\r\nBut this one will be on me, huh?\r\n\r\n01:31:32.680 --> 01:31:33.880\r\nYeah!\r\n\r\n01:31:34.000 --> 01:31:35.160\r\nBut wait.\r\n\r\n01:31:35.280 --> 01:31:37.560\r\nYour hair's all messed up.\r\n\r\n01:31:37.880 --> 01:31:40.840\r\nWhy don't you go fix your hair?\r\n\r\n01:31:41.040 --> 01:31:43.240\r\n-Don't look out bad in the video, right?\r\n-Okay.\r\n\r\n01:31:43.320 --> 01:31:44.800\r\n-Wait for me.\r\n-Okay, hurry.\r\n\r\n01:31:52.400 --> 01:31:53.800\r\nIdiot!\r\n\r\n01:31:53.920 --> 01:31:56.080\r\nHow could you do this?\r\n\r\n01:31:56.400 --> 01:31:58.440\r\nI'm going crazy, Emre!\r\n\r\n01:31:58.560 --> 01:32:01.080\r\nHow could you give up the shop for a kiss?\r\n\r\n01:32:01.480 --> 01:32:03.040\r\nYou couldn't even kiss her.\r\n\r\n01:32:03.160 --> 01:32:04.840\r\nDidn't you come here to get Ezgi?\r\n\r\n01:32:04.960 --> 01:32:07.800\r\nYou're going to drive me crazy.\r\n\r\n01:32:07.920 --> 01:32:09.160\r\nEzgi, Ezgi, Ezgi.\r\n\r\n01:32:09.280 --> 01:32:12.320\r\nEmre. She's cute. Cute. Sweet girl.\r\n\r\n01:32:12.680 --> 01:32:15.160\r\nDon't do my impression.\r\nStop telling me about Ezgi.\r\n\r\n01:32:15.240 --> 01:32:17.080\r\n-And don't you say Nurdan to me!\r\n-I will! Nurdan!\r\n\r\n01:32:17.160 --> 01:32:18.360\r\n-Ezgi!\r\n-Nurdan!\r\n\r\n01:32:18.480 --> 01:32:19.560\r\n-Ezgi!\r\n-Nurdan!\r\n\r\n01:32:19.920 --> 01:32:20.680\r\nNurdan!\r\n\r\n01:32:20.800 --> 01:32:22.400\r\nEzgi!\r\n\r\n01:32:25.080 --> 01:32:26.000\r\nEzgi.\r\n\r\n01:32:26.120 --> 01:32:27.840\r\nWhat are you hiding from us, dear?\r\n\r\n01:32:28.080 --> 01:32:29.360\r\nDon't look at me like that, Ezgi.\r\n\r\n01:32:29.440 --> 01:32:32.600\r\nWe can't put the puzzle together.\r\nThe pieces don't fit together.\r\n\r\n01:32:32.720 --> 01:32:34.840\r\nThere's something in this hotel.\r\nWhat's this lightning thing?\r\n\r\n01:32:34.920 --> 01:32:35.800\r\nTell us about it.\r\n\r\n01:32:35.920 --> 01:32:38.240\r\nI have to keep quiet\r\nto protect my hotel, Umut.\r\n\r\n01:32:38.320 --> 01:32:41.200\r\nThis place is my father's legacy.\r\n\r\n01:32:41.480 --> 01:32:43.120\r\nI'll do anything to protect this place.\r\n\r\n01:32:43.200 --> 01:32:44.800\r\nWouldn't you?\r\n\r\n01:32:45.360 --> 01:32:46.800\r\nEzgi?\r\n\r\n01:32:49.680 --> 01:32:51.120\r\nMy daughter!\r\n\r\n01:32:52.000 --> 01:32:55.640\r\nEzgi, won't you say hello to your dad?\r\n\r\n01:32:57.920 --> 01:32:59.000\r\nWelcome, dad.\r\n\r\n01:32:59.120 --> 01:33:00.520\r\nI was a little surprised to see you.\r\n\r\n01:33:00.600 --> 01:33:03.160\r\nI've been reading about the hotel\r\non the internet.\r\n\r\n01:33:03.280 --> 01:33:07.080\r\nI escaped from the nuthouse.\r\nDid lightning strike our hotel again?\r\n\r\n01:33:07.200 --> 01:33:08.760\r\nYes, dad. That's what happened.\r\n\r\n01:33:08.880 --> 01:33:10.200\r\nBut I'm fine, don't worry.\r\n\r\n01:33:10.880 --> 01:33:12.120\r\nWho are these guys?\r\n\r\n01:33:12.240 --> 01:33:15.360\r\nI'm getting bad vibes from this way.\r\nNegative vibes!\r\n\r\n01:33:15.480 --> 01:33:18.160\r\nIt's coming from the bearded one\r\nhiding there.\r\n\r\n01:33:18.280 --> 01:33:21.120\r\nSon, why are you hiding? Who are you?\r\n\r\n01:33:21.240 --> 01:33:23.200\r\nNo, we are not hiding.\r\n\r\n01:33:23.320 --> 01:33:26.440\r\nYou had a very inbred style,\r\nI just found it a bit strange.\r\n\r\n01:33:26.600 --> 01:33:30.160\r\nI wasn't like this originally,\r\nI had an accidental mutation.\r\n\r\n01:33:30.280 --> 01:33:33.240\r\nI'm a self-made man, you know?\r\n\r\n01:33:33.600 --> 01:33:34.760\r\nDo you mind?\r\n\r\n01:33:34.880 --> 01:33:36.440\r\nWho are they, girl?\r\n\r\n01:33:40.560 --> 01:33:42.160\r\nThey're my partners, dad.\r\n\r\n01:33:42.440 --> 01:33:43.840\r\nIs that so?\r\n\r\n01:33:43.960 --> 01:33:45.800\r\nDo you reside in an asylum, sir?\r\n\r\n01:33:46.040 --> 01:33:47.840\r\nWhat do you think, dickhead?\r\n\r\n01:33:48.120 --> 01:33:49.920\r\nI don't have a criminal license.\r\n\r\n01:33:50.040 --> 01:33:53.400\r\nI could cut you to pieces right here,\r\nand I'd be fine.\r\n\r\n01:33:53.520 --> 01:33:55.920\r\nBut there's a shortcut to everything.\r\n\r\n01:33:56.080 --> 01:33:57.600\r\n-Dude, he's got a weapon.\r\n-Run!\r\n\r\n01:33:57.760 --> 01:34:00.120\r\n-He's crazy!\r\n-You only go crazy once!\r\n\r\n01:34:01.400 --> 01:34:03.880\r\nOur ears have been skewered, too.\r\n\r\n01:34:04.000 --> 01:34:06.360\r\nI wouldn't be surprised what happens next.\r\n\r\n01:34:06.520 --> 01:34:07.960\r\nI wouldn't be surprised, either.\r\n\r\n01:34:08.040 --> 01:34:09.400\r\nI don't know who cursed us.\r\n\r\n01:34:09.480 --> 01:34:10.720\r\nWhat the hell happened to us?\r\n\r\n01:34:10.800 --> 01:34:12.440\r\nWe said we'd scram, if we don't like it.\r\n\r\n01:34:12.520 --> 01:34:14.120\r\nNow we'll really have to!\r\n\r\n01:34:19.240 --> 01:34:20.440\r\nIs he honking us?\r\n\r\n01:34:28.840 --> 01:34:30.480\r\nHello, Friends!\r\n\r\n01:34:31.120 --> 01:34:32.640\r\nWho are you, the Cali Cartel?\r\n\r\n01:34:32.840 --> 01:34:34.520\r\nIt's me, Serhat. Don't you recognize me?\r\n\r\n01:34:34.600 --> 01:34:36.960\r\nYou've come here as idiots,\r\nyou'll leave idiots!\r\n\r\n01:34:37.240 --> 01:34:38.400\r\nAre you looking for trouble?\r\n\r\n01:34:38.480 --> 01:34:39.360\r\nWhat are you doing here?\r\n\r\n01:34:39.480 --> 01:34:42.320\r\nWait a minute, man! Geez!\r\n\r\n01:34:43.280 --> 01:34:44.760\r\nI have a proposition for you.\r\n\r\n01:34:45.000 --> 01:34:46.240\r\nWhat is it?\r\n\r\n01:34:48.120 --> 01:34:49.440\r\nCome closer!\r\n\r\n01:34:49.800 --> 01:34:53.000\r\nYou are new in this business,\r\nyou amateurs.\r\n\r\n01:34:53.120 --> 01:34:55.840\r\nYou didn't listen to your brother\r\nat the time, did you?\r\n\r\n01:34:57.120 --> 01:34:59.160\r\nAss Umut!\r\n\r\n01:35:02.320 --> 01:35:03.680\r\nYour channels are dead.\r\n\r\n01:35:04.440 --> 01:35:07.560\r\nIf you want, you can say what you want\r\nto say through my channel.\r\n\r\n01:35:07.640 --> 01:35:09.680\r\nBut for a fee, of course.\r\n\r\n01:35:09.800 --> 01:35:13.240\r\nTen grand plus VAT plus tax,\r\nbut that's your offer Umut.\r\n\r\n01:35:13.360 --> 01:35:14.920\r\nFor him, 15. Because he's a rapist.\r\n\r\n01:35:15.000 --> 01:35:16.400\r\nHe's flirting with my girl, you know.\r\n\r\n01:35:16.480 --> 01:35:18.360\r\nWe don't need your charity.\r\n\r\n01:35:19.440 --> 01:35:20.520\r\nOkay.\r\n\r\n01:35:21.600 --> 01:35:23.840\r\nI already knew that you would do that.\r\n\r\n01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:25.360\r\nYou know what I did?\r\n\r\n01:35:25.560 --> 01:35:27.520\r\nI've reported you to cybercrime.\r\n\r\n01:35:28.240 --> 01:35:29.440\r\n-What the hell is a cybercrime?\r\n-What the hell is cyber?\r\n\r\n01:35:29.520 --> 01:35:31.240\r\nNobody's a influencer these days!\r\n\r\n01:35:31.360 --> 01:35:32.920\r\nGet the hell over here!\r\n\r\n01:35:33.040 --> 01:35:34.840\r\nDid you hack my password?\r\n\r\n01:35:34.960 --> 01:35:37.280\r\nLet go of me!\r\n\r\n01:35:37.560 --> 01:35:38.800\r\nGet the hell in there.\r\n\r\n01:35:39.440 --> 01:35:41.400\r\nGet in! Got it!\r\n\r\n01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:43.360\r\nUmut! Let me out!\r\n\r\n01:35:43.680 --> 01:35:45.320\r\nDude, I just bought the car.\r\n\r\n01:35:45.560 --> 01:35:47.640\r\nLet me drive for a while,\r\nthen you can put me back here.\r\n\r\n01:35:47.720 --> 01:35:48.960\r\nTake me out, man!\r\n\r\n01:35:49.080 --> 01:35:52.160\r\nMaybe the wedge was the key.\r\nWe should've never given it to him.\r\n\r\n01:35:52.240 --> 01:35:53.120\r\nMaybe.\r\n\r\n01:35:53.240 --> 01:35:55.120\r\nI'm posting a video! Watch it, nurse.\r\n\r\n01:35:56.040 --> 01:35:57.360\r\nWhat video?\r\n\r\n01:36:01.040 --> 01:36:02.200\r\nIt's Nurdan!\r\n\r\n01:36:03.880 --> 01:36:06.000\r\nThey came to their honeymoon unmarried.\r\n\r\n01:36:06.680 --> 01:36:08.960\r\nFirst honeymoon, then the wedding.\r\n\r\n01:36:09.200 --> 01:36:10.360\r\nThat's exactly what we said.\r\n\r\n01:36:10.440 --> 01:36:12.360\r\nGuys, get ready for a sensation.\r\n\r\n01:36:12.640 --> 01:36:13.920\r\nNow I'll kiss the bride.\r\n\r\n01:36:16.720 --> 01:36:18.960\r\nFuck your curly hair...\r\n\r\n01:36:28.760 --> 01:36:31.680\r\nWhat is Wedge Serhat doing in the boot now?\r\n\r\n01:36:32.520 --> 01:36:33.720\r\nHe must be on fire.\r\n\r\n01:36:33.840 --> 01:36:35.440\r\nDude, won't he blow up the tank?\r\n\r\n01:36:39.040 --> 01:36:40.880\r\nWhat's the matter with you?\r\n\r\n01:36:41.800 --> 01:36:43.400\r\nSnap out of it.\r\n\r\n01:36:43.520 --> 01:36:45.360\r\nPull yourself together, brother.\r\n\r\n01:36:48.080 --> 01:36:50.280\r\nShe lied to us, man. She scammed us.\r\n\r\n01:36:52.080 --> 01:36:54.720\r\nDude, just one lie.\r\n\r\n01:36:55.080 --> 01:36:57.560\r\nCan a lie wipe everything away?\r\n\r\n01:36:57.880 --> 01:36:59.320\r\nIt can't.\r\n\r\n01:37:03.040 --> 01:37:04.360\r\nDude!\r\n\r\n01:37:04.920 --> 01:37:07.000\r\nWhat the hell happened to us here?\r\n\r\n01:37:08.040 --> 01:37:10.920\r\nWe hoped. That's what I do.\r\n\r\n01:37:11.400 --> 01:37:13.000\r\nI wanted something nice.\r\n\r\n01:37:13.440 --> 01:37:17.640\r\nSo did you, but the money ran out.\r\n\r\n01:37:18.160 --> 01:37:20.960\r\nChannels, subscribers, people abandoned us.\r\n\r\n01:37:22.080 --> 01:37:26.160\r\nI don't have any enthusiasm left.\r\n\r\n01:37:26.800 --> 01:37:28.000\r\nWhat can I do?\r\n\r\n01:37:28.120 --> 01:37:29.720\r\nStart over again?\r\n\r\n01:37:31.400 --> 01:37:32.720\r\nWe'll start over, brother.\r\n\r\n01:37:33.120 --> 01:37:35.080\r\nOkay, we started a business, we failed.\r\n\r\n01:37:35.360 --> 01:37:36.760\r\nWill we always be successful?\r\n\r\n01:37:36.840 --> 01:37:38.840\r\nWe have a car. We can sell our car\r\nand start over.\r\n\r\n01:37:38.920 --> 01:37:40.680\r\nWe'll be on the road again, man.\r\n\r\n01:37:44.840 --> 01:37:45.880\r\nWas that for me or for you?\r\n\r\n01:37:45.960 --> 01:37:47.120\r\nI don't know.\r\n\r\n01:37:48.520 --> 01:37:49.480\r\nNot for me.\r\n\r\n01:37:49.600 --> 01:37:50.720\r\nFor me.\r\n\r\n01:37:50.840 --> 01:37:52.160\r\nFrom Ezgi!\r\n\r\n01:37:57.040 --> 01:37:58.240\r\nHello Umut.\r\n\r\n01:37:59.000 --> 01:38:01.400\r\nFirst of all, I'm really sorry\r\nabout everything.\r\n\r\n01:38:02.280 --> 01:38:04.720\r\nI mean, if apologies mean\r\nanything to you anymore.\r\n\r\n01:38:06.800 --> 01:38:08.840\r\nI had to send you this video.\r\n\r\n01:38:09.360 --> 01:38:12.720\r\nBecause I didn't have the courage\r\nto stand up and talk to you.\r\n\r\n01:38:14.960 --> 01:38:19.280\r\nFirst of all, I want you to know that\r\nyou're a really great person.\r\n\r\n01:38:20.320 --> 01:38:22.000\r\nYou still have your inner child.\r\n\r\n01:38:23.760 --> 01:38:26.880\r\nAnd you've managed\r\nto become a responsible adult.\r\n\r\n01:38:27.280 --> 01:38:32.600\r\nYou have a conscience,\r\nyou're very good, I've seen that.\r\n\r\n01:38:33.280 --> 01:38:36.440\r\nWhen you hug the child with a hurt arm.\r\n\r\n01:38:37.120 --> 01:38:40.320\r\nI've seen it when you were trying\r\nto help the honeymooners.\r\n\r\n01:38:41.800 --> 01:38:42.960\r\nGodspeed, Umut.\r\n\r\n01:38:43.600 --> 01:38:46.800\r\nI have no doubt that you will be\r\nsuccessful in everything you do.\r\n\r\n01:38:47.640 --> 01:38:49.400\r\nI'll talk about what happened.\r\n\r\n01:38:50.400 --> 01:38:53.600\r\nYeah, that was my dad.\r\n\r\n01:38:55.360 --> 01:38:58.120\r\nAnd I lied to you about him.\r\n\r\n01:38:59.320 --> 01:39:01.840\r\nBut I had to. I had no choice.\r\n\r\n01:39:02.720 --> 01:39:06.800\r\nMy father has been the most\r\nembarrassing person in my life.\r\n\r\n01:39:07.320 --> 01:39:13.200\r\nHis stance, his speech,\r\nhis presence, even his smell.\r\n\r\n01:39:14.160 --> 01:39:16.560\r\nI've been bugging you, Umut.\r\n\r\n01:39:17.680 --> 01:39:18.800\r\nI'm sorry.\r\n\r\n01:39:18.920 --> 01:39:21.440\r\nBut my father didn't get like this\r\nfrom lightning.\r\n\r\n01:39:22.120 --> 01:39:23.520\r\nMy dad was always like that.\r\n\r\n01:39:24.280 --> 01:39:27.520\r\nAs for the hotel, it's not my father's legacy.\r\n\r\n01:39:28.520 --> 01:39:30.240\r\nI did it from A to Z.\r\n\r\n01:39:30.360 --> 01:39:31.840\r\nIt's my labor of love.\r\n\r\n01:39:33.440 --> 01:39:35.360\r\nThey say to forgive is greatness.\r\n\r\n01:39:36.280 --> 01:39:40.960\r\nIf you forgive me, you'll make\r\nthe saddest person in the world\r\n\r\n01:39:42.480 --> 01:39:45.360\r\nthe happiest person in the world.\r\n\r\n01:39:46.920 --> 01:39:48.400\r\nPartner...\r\n\r\n01:39:48.800 --> 01:39:50.400\r\nThat it if we're still partners.\r\n\r\n01:39:51.680 --> 01:39:54.000\r\nAnd, Umut, I want you to know\r\n\r\n01:39:54.480 --> 01:39:59.880\r\nI heard the way you called me cutie\r\nthe first day you arrived.\r\n\r\n01:40:00.560 --> 01:40:02.840\r\nAnd I said what a cute boy.\r\n\r\n01:40:03.760 --> 01:40:07.160\r\nAnd if you're still watching this video,\r\nif you haven't turned it off\r\n\r\n01:40:08.200 --> 01:40:10.200\r\nwhen you turn your head to the side\r\n\r\n01:40:11.120 --> 01:40:12.480\r\nI'll be there.
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Olmadi Kaçariz (2022) Movie Script | Subs like Script
Umut and Emre are two best friends who are fun video creators and influencers on social media. They become friends with Ezgi in the hotel they go to on invitation. Ezgi sponsors them with their works. Umut and Emre who are saddened by the death of Ezgi's father and the difficult situation of the hotel, decide to be partners in the hotel and propose to improve business by using social media. Serhat, a male nurse who tries to become an influencer himself, is enraged by Umut and Emre's despise for him. With his greed for revenge, he causes troubles for Umut and Emre. Fun events begin when Umut and Emre invite honeymooners to the hotel to promote them and attract customers.