Obhishopto Nighty (2014) - full transcript
A cursed nightie which changes hands in a logical manner, not magically. The original owner of the nightie had experienced unfulfilled love, which ultimately led to a curse on it. A wannabe actress comes to Kolkata from a village in pursue of her career. She can cross all limits in order to become successful.She uses that nightie for seducing producers and she doesn't regret in what she is doing. The events that take place later form the climax of the story.
Not everyone finds
Love in this life
Love in this life
I ...
...wanted to be killed by you, Raja.
I have to leave now.
I have a lot of work to do.
I have to look for ...
...true love.
It has just begun,
It has just begun,
I am the cursed Nighty
Here I come
Flying to you
The story is incomplete,
The story is incomplete,
I am the cursed nighty
Here I come
Flying to you
Here I come
Flying to you
Many years later.
Brishti, I think I'll
get the Post Office job.
And then we...-
Don't you want to make it big, Alok?
I want to.
You see,
my father always dreamed that...
...I will make it very big in life.
I will become famous!
I don't want to die
as just somebody's wife.
I want to live life king size!
I Hope you'll take my calls.
Brishti,
At this time the wet Norwesters
hit the city you're going to.
Be careful.
If it finds you alone
in dark alleys, it calls you
My soft touch
A little light, a little shade,
Do not shift your gaze,
The pink mystery
It has just begun,
It has just begun,
I am the cursed Nighty
Here I come
Flying to you
Here I come
Flying to you
Listen...
Looks like a storm's coming.
There are a lot of
clothes on the roof.
What will you do then?
Ask her to write
you all the property?
Hey Lalita, go.
Wait, I'll go at the break.
Ma! The sky has been pricked!
All the clothes will get drenched!
Yay! Yippey!-
-All of them are drenched!
Hey Pokai! Run in at once!
Now you will catch a cold.
-Madam,
This shit isn't Sir's shirt.
What are you saying!
And this one?
That's not mine.
Must be Ruby's. Go give it back.
Hey, where is my green blouse?
Green blouse? Let me check.
Now come on turn around.
Why are you being so naughty ?
-Madam!
Look at this!
Isn't it pretty?
Isn't it? -Go ask Halum's mother.
Must be hers.
Halum's mother ?
Does she wear all this?
This is exactly like what...
...cinema artists wear!
You'll look quite pretty in it too.
Please! Ever seen
me wear such things?
Go give it back.
How boring!
-Hey, look for my blouse.
Sure! What if Halum's
dad goes to work wearing it ?
That'll be fun!
-I'll give you one tight slap!
What are you staring at? Go study.
The Earth is round.
The Earth has a Sun and a Moon.
Ma,
am I your Sun?
Then who is your Moon?
You and your stupid questions!
-God!
What's this?
Couldn't you have taken an umbrella?
Here, your green blouse.
And this is not theirs.
Neither Ruby's.
In which case I think I could...
I'll keep this.
Let someone come asking.
Read.
-What if noone comes looking?
Then I'll take care of it.
Oh.
You can wear it till then.
Can I dare to?
Until that hag goes up for good !
Listen, I am going up.
Ma, now you can wear it.
Pokai!
Read!
Ma, what I was saying is...
Pokai has a lot of homework.
I've to sit with him.
If you could kindly
finish the prayers today.
Really? As if you finish
the prayers everyday.
Disgusting!
Anyway.
-Ma...
Why doesn't Granny
allow you to wear nighties?
Always trying to be over smart!
Your music teacher is coming.
Finish your homework fast.
My music teacher...
I don't think he'll make it today.
Such rough whether.
His cycle will fall into the drain.
One tight slap I'll give you!
Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!
Hello ?
-Hello.
I'm in a meeting.
I'll be late. Eat and go to sleep.
Like always.
My wife left me in monsoon
Its raining all over my home
My wife has left my home
Yes, the buffalo's hit me again!
What will your husband think?
Nothing. He'll find another
woman in a few days.
What will your parents think?-
-Nothing.
They'll shed a few tears
and then forget about it.
And...
What do you think?
Me?
I think...
...I think I want to marry
you as soon as possible!
Soon! Soon!
Stop this! -Hey, stop playing.
Switch on the lights.
Mr. Manik...
...wants to say something.
Yes.
I've spent seventy years
of my life on the stage.
So how old are you? -Seventy-two.
What a shame!
This is where Bengali cinema stands?
And we've to accept it?
A beautiful newly wed bride,
elopes with a fisherman!
Leaving her much respected
brand new husband!
Even Manik has made
films in the same language.
Who?
Mr. Manik.
You mean Satyajit Ray. -Yes.
He too has made films
in this language.
But this a love story.
Though, involving fishermen
in this was not correct.
After all for generations
they've been...
...guiding our women into the sea .
This is a love story?
Is this love?
This is desire.
What!
Immoral!
But Ray has shown immoral
love in the film 'Charulata'.
Yes he did.
But in the end Bhupati
had punished Charulata.
Is it so? -Yes!
He sent her to Kashi. -Kashi!
Kashi? -Varanasi?
Did he have her head shaved?
-In which version?
The one that released abroad.
The real version.
Abroad?
Hello. What!
Fire? -Where?
At the market!
The Fire brigade hasn't come?
But the media has?
I'll be right there.
Becoming the fire brigade
minister has ruined me.
Some bloody monkey
is burning down the city,
I've to go running after it.
Yes.
Then let's wrap it up for tonight.
Let's sit tomorrow? Okay?
Let's go, Mr.Manik.
Huh?
We are both gaping.
Why's there so much light here?
Is this a shopping mall?
- This is heaven, Madam.
American heaven.
The land of give and take!
Now give!
Hope you're enjoying madam!
Why not?
This is heaven!
And your husband?
I want beep ! I want beep !
I want
Madam! Your nighty
is one crazy thing!
It's magical! -And me ?
You?
Chapter 1: Dutta Villa Massacre
Hardev...
...oh Hardev...
Hope you haven't
mixed water in the milk.
What are you saying Madam!
But you see its summer.
The cows drink quite
a lot of water these days.
Is that so? And what about you?
Come in and collect your payment.
But its not month end yet, Madam.
The more the delay...
...the lower the value .
Got it?
Got it!
Got it!
If only I had a cow
like you in my stable...
..I would never give
her a chance to complain.
What have I done God!
I have committed such a huge sin!
My mother-in-law asked
me to not wear nighties.
I would frown at her.
Today I understand, my Lord...
That nighties heat you up !
From today I'll offer you
duck eggs and milk as a sacrifice.
Forgive me!
Please forgive me!
Madam!
Take it if you want it.
But don't go walking
in the locality wearing it.
Where is my tea?
Tea?
Coming.
Sir...
Where the hell is my...
...tea!
Sir!
Your tea!
Oh God! Thank you oh God!
Oh God! Thank you God!
Please do bless this house.
What are you doing there?
Who is here then?
Who are you? What are you doing here ?
What are you doing here?
How many times have I
told you to keep the lights on!
What a huge mistake this is!
Such a shame!
Unimaginable! Now get away!
Hey Su...-
-Sir!
Suchanda... -Sir!
Swing me! Swing me!
Swing my heart!
Yes, sing it properly.
Let it swing in your hands...
Sir.
Master!
What is this ?
Now come on! Swing my heart!
Oh master!
I Heard you slipped and fell ...
...into the mud... -Huh!
Tell me, where are you hurt?
Why bother, auntie?-
-Of course I need to!
Because every bitch
has her day you see.
Everyone will see! -Oh please.
What is this? Open the door!
Who locked me in?
Granny! Ma!
Master, do not stop bellowing!
Do not stop bellowing! -Auntie!!!
Forgive me Lord!
That nighty had driven me crazy!
I will make you both new gold crowns.
Golden crowns! Please forgive me!
Give me if you have anymore.
-No more clothes. Now go!
A bowl for my dearest Lord.
Good riddens!
Such blossoming life,
I welcome you!
Oh such bloom in this life,
I welcome you!
To this happy gay time of spring!
Chapter 2: Bonu and Bhanu
This blossoming garden of love!
To this happy gay time of spring!
This blossoming garden of love!
How beautifully you sang that song!
Ma'm, are you going
to Bangkok tomorrow?
Yes! Why won't I?
It's the first ever Bengali
Festival in Bangkok.
Here.
Thank you.
Thank you... hey!
What are you doing? Come and help me!
Lazy bumb!
See you then. Bye!
Bhanu dear, tell me,
who sings your classically
based songs the best?
You.
You.
You.
Take your medication.
Bimal, why don't you write a book...
...about me and Rabindranath Tagore?
Bonu...
...and Bhanu.
What happened to you! -A cockroach!
Why are you jumping?
Get that cockroach out of here!
-What is wrong!
Oh my God! -What?
Oh no! -What is it?
How could I do this?
I hugged you in front of him! Oh no!
God knows what he thinks of me!
What will he think?
I am your husband, after all.
Though,
...it's difficult to figure that out.
You don't even use my surname.
What should I write?
Bonolakshmi Hore? -Yes.
I feel embarrassed. -Why?
The English meaning
isn't too flattering.
People ask for my rate.
Never thought of it before marriage?
But tell me, how is it that
your name is Bonolakshmi Tagore?
Your father's name
is Nilmani Guchait.
Your husband's name is Bimal Hore.
How does that make
you Bonolakshmi Tagore?
In my heart I am married to him.
Long before you came into my life.
I was only six then.
Then why marry me at all?
You've never even let me touch you.
Even our bedrooms are separate.
I am a human being too.
The one who is everything for me,
is a global being.
Stop this!
Oh God! Now what?
Any problem? -What is all this?
See, Mr. Manik, this is
about a huband-wife relationship.
This relationship is drowning
due this degrading society.
That is something only
a sociologist can understand.
See, when a relationship... -Titanic!
Did you say something?
-I was saying... err...
Titanic!
Never seen a better film
on drowning relationships ?
Think about it.
A relation. As in a relation-ship...
Fell right into the sea.
-That film, Titanic?
Right!
The amount of water they wasted,
All of Bengal's fire
can be extinguished with it.
But joking around with
Tagore's character? No!
See, Mr.Manik,
that is the perception of that woman.
Not Rabindranath Tagore's. -How, but?
Tagore's photograph says,
'You, you. You.'
Oh Mr. Manik, Mr.Manik. Mr.Manik!
I am a psychologist, right?
You may call this some
sort of a hallucination.
You can call it Extra-
Tagore syndrome.
What!
Extra-Tagore syndrome.
The problem the woman
is suffering from.
Like the way it happened in the film,
'Taare Zameen Par'?
Exactly! -But making fun of legends?
This needs to be beeped.
-Hey Kalu, rewind.
Okay fine, I'll give the beeps.
-Fine, let's watch it.
Tell me, who is it that sings...
your classically
based songs the best?
You. -Beep.
You. -Beep.
You. -Beep.
Looks like he is swearing!
This needs to be chopped off.
Hello, Jhumi. -Yes, Ma!
Reached? -Yes!
On our way to the hotel.
-Asked about his salary?
No. Haven't spoken yet.
And Ma, is this the
time to ask such questions?
Oh God! Why don't you get it.
Once you're into the room...
What will you do if I don't ask him?
Besides we were in the same
room on the wedding night too.
Nothing happened. Me and your
aunt hid under the bed all night.
Bye!
Any problem?
Nothing, Ma was asking
where I had kept my earrings.
I was wearing it
on our wedding night.
Check this out .
Everything will look big.
Really ?
Let me see! Wow!
Chapter Threee: Puri Series
We'll go to the sea tomorrow,
at dawn!
The sea? -Yes!
Err... yes, sure.Why not ?
Err...
...Jhumi...
Would you like to
listen to my poetry?
Poetry?
I love listening to poetry!
Really? -Yes!
The night is dark ,
the lights are out,
He is going to the mart
Walking through the jungle on his way
his heart cries out
for the tragedy of animals
Humans have umbrellas to shield them,
But elephants don't have raincoats..
Listen...
...why is he going
to the mart so late?
This is for poetic realization.
I'll read you another one, okay?
It is about our nation, India!
A huge country you are,
motherland to so many people
So many tourist spots
Soothing your wandering hearts
But still,
babies are being born on streets
Don't you have...
...something on love?
Yes, love.
Love.
I've travelled across seas,
oceans and rivers,
Never have I seen beauty
as mesmerizing as you.
It sounds familiar? -Not at all.
This one is...
...inspired.
Completely original. -One minute.
I have a surprise for you!
Nighty. A wedding gift from my uncle.
Come sir, very nice clothes!
-What all do you have?
Everything. Shirts, pants. Nighties.
Nice. -A totally new one.
Only one hundred. -See!
I've bought a nighty
for Jhumi's wedding gift.
Wow! Very pretty!
Give me a nice packet. -Yes.
Here, this one's from a mall.
Wow.
Oh no! What just happened?
Power failure.
You're saved this time.
My uncle gave me the nighty.
I had thought I'll...
...bag it from you.
What happened?
The fish are watching us.
Let them watch .
No!
I'm feeling shy.
Okay!
Wait!
I'll cover it up!
Ouch!
Now go to the washroom!
Stop staring like an idiot!
Sorry.
Its my first time
so it just happened.
Now go!
The rain that rained before time,
...before time...
...before time...
The rest will happen next time
The wind whispers a song
The song of the spring's arrival
I never knew your
touch had such fire.
The wind whispers a song
Jhumi!
Jhumi!
Hey Jhumi!
Jhumi, where are you honey?
Dearest hubby,
The man my mother couldn't
find me in five years,
Found me in the sea today.
I'm leaving with him.
Don't feel sad, honey.
I'm taking your ATM card.
And your money too.
I'll ask Ma to pay you back.
And I'm leaving my phone behind.
Give it to Ma, and tell her,
expensive tarts, don't win hearts.
My wife left me in monsoon
Its raining all over my home
My wife has left my home
Yes, the buffalo's hit me again!
Brishti...
This is not the time
to turn back my Angel.
Look ahead. Life is calling you.
Jibon Prasad Shau at your service.
Welcome to Puri Beach
Resort Pvt. Ltd.
One... two... three... four!
Hey!
What is this ?
You ate it up! -Why won't I?
I'll get my turn too.
I won't leave you either!
Where will I sleep?
Why? In this Hollywood suite!
The suite has only one room!-
-Of course!
A sweet room!
Are we going to sleep tonight?
Think about tomorrow morning!
Tomorrow's the inaugural Puja.
We'll take Lord
Jagannath's blessing and
begin the shoot in Kolkata day after!
Bancharam present films
'The Third Marriage of Love!'
And who is the heroine?
Miss Apsara!
And the hero?
What do you think?
Doesn't Bancha know about
your heart's dark desires?
As in? -As in...
Haven't you heard of this song?
Superstar Dev? -Yes!
And me ?
Miss Apsara. I think my
original name, Brishti was nice.
That means 'rain'.
No sex appeal in the name.
This name reminds one
of the weather report.
You've to be on the front page,
Apsara. Front page!
Newspapers,
interviews, movies, television!
Box office, housefull!
Where will Bancha be then ?
He will be putting
his cauliflowers to sleep...
...by singing them lullabies.
What did I get?
What did life give me? Tell me!
Please tell me you
will never leave me!
Apsara!
Never ever.
Bun! -Bun?
Don't call me by that name.
Bun doesn't sound nice.
Bunchoo?
My life is full of sorrow, Apsara.
I was a very calm child.
Those naughty boys from school...
... would pull my pants down.
And rubbed Flatbean
leaves onto those two.
Why!
To listen to the sound!
Rubbing Flatbean leaves on them...
...makes a tattering sound!
Really? -Really!
Really! See,
these are Flatbean leaves!
See for yourself how they make sound!
Come on! See! -Don't touch me!
Leave me! Let me go!
Come on, see it! Come on!
Trying to trick Bancha!
I will chop you into
into a million pieces!
The coal from my coal
mine lights the entire Kolkata!
No animals were harmed
during the shooting of this film.
I will knock you out.
All animals used are purely graphic.
I am Bancha!
Mr. Sushil.-
-Yes?
Is this true?-
-I too am wondering.
We have Flatbean
plants in our garden,
But I've never heard such sounds.
-It's psychological.
It is not making any sound. But...
...you can hear it.-
-Uncouth!
Relax.
Relax, Mr. Manik.
I agree with you on this.
It's uncouth.-
-Yes.. as in...
There was no need to be so explicit.
There are other ways.
Mr. Sushil...-
-Yes...
They haven't shown anything!-
-Yes, you're right!
Back in college days,
I would've broken the furniture!
And what about the scene
where the fish were hurt?
They're saying its graphics.-
-And we'll believe it?
We've to chop off
the Flatbean seeds bit.
Those weren't seeds...
...leaves.-
-Yes, leaves. Chop that bit.
Silence. Kalu's started playing.
Chapter 4: Totally Tollywood
The world is lost in the Sahara desert
The Egyptian Nile
river merges in the sky
My castle of happiness,
I have built in the sea
I want to litter
the sky with tiny lamps
Listen, when will Dev come? -Soon!
But when! -Anytime now!
What are you doing?-
-What must I do?
So many producers,
so many people around.
Go introduce yourself!
All filthy people and filthy rich too!
Sir...
What?
You can't go in without shoes.
You don't get it. I've come
from the press to cover the event.
Yes but we've been
given strict orders,
No entry without shoes.
But I am from 'Totally Tollywood'.
I've to take photos in this party,
I've to report.
Sir, we don't have orders.
Hello, Mr. Madhu...-
-Yes.
Yes, Aparesh.-
-They're not letting me enter.
Because I didn't wear shoes.
Aparesh, why did you go there naked?
Thought they'd welcome you in,
did you?
I don't know. I want Miss
Apsara's photos and interview.
I want it. I want it. I want it!
If you cannot get it
then for the next one week...
...you will bathe me, brush
my hair and powder me. That's it.
That's your punishment.
Hello... Mr. Madhu...
Oh my friend, can you hear me...
Oh my friend, can you hear me...
I get to hear a lot of rumours but...
Oh, this song of mine
Why are you standing here? -Listen...
Who's that man? -Which man?
Over there.
That's RSJ, famous producer.
Who? -RSJ.
Shit! I forgot to introduce you.
He's nasty. He was staring at me!
He must be trembling
with anticipation right now.
He has understood.
That now there are only
two people in the market.
Bancha and Apsara. Apsara and Bancha.
And Dev too!
Naughty girl!
Come on now,
you've had enough to drink.
Sit down.
Red shirt huh?
Bancha wants to be RSJ!
Look here!
Here it comes!
The words from my heart
flow through my song
What are you doing? -Playing with you.
A game ?
Here comes my bet.
How many sisters in the film,
'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers'?
Sisters?
How many sisters in the film,
'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers'?
You lose!
I've got another one.
What is Mrs. Robinson's actual name?
Her real name? Err...
You lose. You lose!
But how will you become a producer?
How? You don't know anything.
As if you know everything?
The keys to my coal mine.
-Anything else?
Show some guts dude!
You want to see? Here you go!
That's it?
Are you a beggar?
I'm betting so much !
Damn! Come on, look at this!
You know what these are?
These are Flatbean leaves.
If I rub it on your stuff
it'll make a tattering sound.
Tattering sound. -Yes.
I don't have anything left.
Nothing.
-You were talking about rubbing.
How about someone
who'll rub it for me?
You nasty son of a...
-Someone who can rub you see!
Come.
No drama!
Now it's my turn!
Good luck! -Save me Lord Krishna!
Think of a hard one.
Now tell me,
What did Superman's father do ?
Tell me, I dare you!
Superman's dad was a Super Clerk.
Clark was his name
and his dad was a clerk.
These bloody mosquitoes!
Taxi!
Apsara! Where did she go?
One minute. Aren't you Miss Apsara?
I'm Aparesh Lahiri
from Totally Tollywood.
I could get you a taxi if you want.
There's no need.
Miss Apsara.
Miss Apsara, there's a
graveyard that way, it's not safe.
Miss Apsara.
I think you should leave
this place right now. Go home.
If the media gets to
know that Miss Apsara...
...is crying in the middle
of the road, that could ruin you.
You are from the press.
Surely you'll print
what happend today.
What happened? Did I miss something?
They did not let me enter because...
...I came wearing sandals.
Do you know Superman ?
Superman ? No idea ?
A new actor? Actually I am new here,
...a trainee, not permanent yet.
So I don't know him.
Did you hurt yourself?
Wait, let me straighten this.
Hey!
What are you doing? Go left!
Yes. -Go left!
Who is Superman ?
A new actor ?
I am a trainee, I am new here.
Hello.
Pussy cat,
Pussy cat have you any wool?
Who is this?
RSJ here.
I was thinking of making
you sign a film tonight.
So...
...will you come
or should I come to you?
A little light,
a little shade,Don't shift your gaze,
The pink mystery
This is just the beginning
This is just the beginning
I am the cursed Nighty
Pussy cat,
Pusst cat, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
I don't sign any less
than three films at a time.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
A little rice, a little dal,
a little fish curry and...
a little tickle!
Over here.
Over here.
Hello.
If I make mistakes
on my way up the ladder...
...will you forgive me?
No.
Have I ruined myself, tell me?
Believe me, my soul is pure,
...but I have a magical
object with me, which makes me...
Hi, I am Bapi.
From Bapi films.
I heard you're giving
it these days...
...I mean, dates.
Only if Dev is cast opposite me.
Yes of course, he is there!
Where will the songs be shot?-
-All foreign!
Should I come in?
For the story narration?
Chapter Five: World Record.
Honey, this is a new film.
Its a sex scene with
a hot new heroine.
Sarkar from Bollywood.
You will like Hollywood.
Have a gala time shopping in Dubai!
Per shot payment.-
-What will you spend on?
How much can you spend on
rickshaws and rohu fishes daily?
Oscar?-
-It'll come flying to you!
I can't speak a lot of English.-
-No need.
Only goodnight, goodmorning.
Come to the point?-
-When do I go in?
When you pay the advance.
Must I explain?-
-Come on, I'll tell you how.
Next!
Apsara!
These two.
For you.
I don't have anything else left.
I know all your secrets.
I'll spill your beans!
They call you a beggar today.
Tomorrow they'll call you crazy.
I brought you here.
I will finish you too.
Mark my words.
The entire Kolkata was
lit by my coal mine's coal!
Hey you!
Next!
Who is it!
Oh. What are you doing?
Digging you! Apsara signed
sixteen movies over night...
And you're sitting
here digging your nose?
But last night...-
-Its morning now. Wake up!
Shall we start then?
Bathe me, comb my hair and powder me,
That was your punishment.-
-No! I wont do all that!
Why wont you?
Please give me one day.
I'll get you the interview.
One day!
Remember, gossip Queen Madhu
is very strict and very naughty.
Hey listen...
Hey... what is your name?-
-Err...
Aparesh.-
-That's a huge name you've got.
I'd rather call you Apu.-
-Sure, why not.
Ask.- So you...
have signed so many
films in one day and...
set a new world record.
Yes I did.-
-Yes, but how did you do it?
They way they do it in the Olympics.
The very same way.
Olympics?
Do you have a secret?
Why must I tell you?-
-That's true.
See Apu,
I'll have to leave right now.
I'm going to Bangkok
for a song's shoot.
Great.-
-Know who the hero is?
No.-
-Dev.
My dream hero.
And listen...
...give me your number.
I'll come back and call you.
Tell me.-
-My number?
My number is 98307...
...6...
...triple 74.
But I can't sleep with
you for an article and a photo.
Let it be cloudy today
Let it rain all day
Let water run down your chin
What is the secret
of your world record?
I'll tell you.
Sign me first.
How?
Let your wishes be watered too
Secretly
Close your eyes.
Who are you? What do you want?
I've a lot of secrets.
You've to print them.
You know me?
Yes I do. Which is why I came to you.
Sir, you must print them. Won't you?
What is the matter?
Err... let me come in?-
-No.
I'd sit and tell you.-
-No, there's no need.
You call yourself a journalist?
So this is the secret!
Huh?
How else can she sign
so many films in a day?
How could she do it?
Its all that nighty's fault.
Its cursed.
Otherwise she is a good girl,
you know.
I have known her.
Good material.
A little ambitious...-
-How does the nighty look?
Err... its pink...
...its got a low neckline...
...like this.
Holy Christ!
This is an oversized baby!
I thought it was Madam again.
Bug off you fool!
So Bablu,
looks like death has rejected you!
My name isn't Bablu.
And who said I was dying?
Your eyes.
Hello brother, hope you're not hurt.
No I am alright.-
-Okay.
Hey...
...you do an accident in this area,
pay a thousand rupees.
To demand for hiked auto
rates and 21 other demands
lets come together on 21st March
in Brigade parade ground.
Long Live Revolution!
Bablu.-
-Huh...
There is a secret you know.
It is your responsibility
to tell people about it.
And the truth hiding
beneath that secret...
...it is you who
has to unfold it too.
Remember that.
This is a film magazine.
Not a book of folklores.
Giving me bullcrap!
Its all true.
I've only changed the names.
What is the truth?-
-The nighty is the truth.
Are you crazy?
I'm getting goosebumps!
Haven't shaved you see.
And you?
Are you printing this article?-
-I want that cursed nighty.
Where is it? Who has it?-
-Are you printing this article?
First the particle. Then the article.
I want it Apu. Get me that nighty.
Is there only one piece?-
-Isn't that enough?
The rest of it will happen with Dev,
or I wont shoot.
I'm coming tonight. We'll speak then.
Not again. Let me rest tonight?
No!
You have sheltered
me in your lap with care...
Here you are!
Here, take it.-
-Come.
Listen, got the pest control done?
Yes.
I see one cockroach and
I'll walk out of the house.
What did you get for me?
For you?-
-Yes.
Here.-
-Huh!
My dear Bhanu's toothbrush!
Antique piece.
He'd left it there
when he went there.
Now come on, take it.
Let's go now!-
-Yes.
Oh please!-
-Don't say no!
Have I ever refused you?
Please don't laugh!
Apsara...-
-Yes... tell me...
I was thinking of you and...
Apsara...
Apsara...
Meow...
Meow...
Meow...
Hey Apsara!
Apsara!
Nighty!
Oh, such bloom in life!
I welcome you.
Hey Bimu!
What is all this!
A fire burns in the forests!
A fire burns within.
Fire? Acidity?
Take an antacid, you'll be okay.
My heart is prancing away today.
It prances away like a peacock!
We need to get an ECG done.
Need a doctor!
Bimu!
My skin feels this...
...breeze of delight...
A daze clouds my eyes.
Have fever? Are your eyes burning?
Let me see...-
-Wait!
I have come back... -Huh!
...crossing the distance...
I am your Shhhh!
I am your eternal lover!-
-What are you doing!
Oh my dear Bhanu...
Oh my dear Bhanu...
...please forgive me...
...please look at me once at least.
Please forgive me this one time.
Bhanu dear,
just turn around at look at me once.
Won't you ever forgive you Bonu?
Such a shame!
Whatever happened last night...
...believe me I've never
let another man enter my heart.
But the nighty that
Bimal gave me last night...
...everything was
over once I wore it.
Bhanu dear,
what if I divorce Bimal? Then?
Just look at me once please.-
-Listen to me!
When I was unpacking
your suitcase I saw
...all your saris have turned
into smin suits and bikinis.
I thought you have
bought them from Bangkok..
...so...-
-My Kanjivaram sari?
That has become a two piece bikini!
Oh no! My Kanjivaram!-
-Hey, listen to me!
Take it easy!
The case of the golden biscuits?-
-No, case of the swapped bags.
Film stars?-
-No, got exchanged at the airport.
There are expenses.-
-Oh sure, I know.
Money.
Is there a chance we'd find it?
Come on, write a proper
diary at the police station.
Such unsafe times...-
That bag has my wife's Kajivaram
sari bought from Germany.
What sari?-
-Kanjivaram.
Write it down.
In detail. Do you suspect anyone?
Suspect?-
-As in you...
Case of the swapped bag!-
-The hero and the heroine's.
No! Case of the gold biscuits!-
I'll have to check!-
-I'll check it too!
Here it is!
The Kajivaram!- Good you found it!
Hello! Where is my nighty!
Nighty?-
-Everything's intact but the nighty!
We wear police uniforms.-
-Yes, only uniforms.
Hey you, I'm speaking to you.
Yes.
Where is my nighty?
What is going on here? What he hell?
All of it is there but the nighty!
Am I a fool?
What is all this?
How long should we have to wait?
I've been waiting here since
the last three and a half hours.
This is a problem with new girls.
God knows what she keeps blabbering!
Hello.-
-Apu...
Apsara here,
can you hide me for e few days?
Sure. But why?
Brishti...
Please come in.
Will you be able to...
Will you be able to manage it here?
I'll have to.
Hungry?
You'll cook?-
-Yes.. err...
Omlette and toasts.
Not bad.
Listen...-
-Yes.
...which way is the loo?
On your left outside that door.
Careful with the moss. It's slippery.
Apu...
Don't you know any spells?
Can't you turn me into a flower vase?
Then no ne can ever find me.
Or maybe hang me to a keyring
turning me into a little doll?
Or as a laptop on my lap?
Here, your food.
But how long can you
remain in hiding like this?
And why will you stay in the hiding?
Your bright future
is calling you now.
Is this a question from Aparesh,
the gossip tabloid reporter?
Or from the man who
sheltered me, Apu?
Your friend, Apu wants to know.
My trade secret?-
-No.
What you were doing
the secret ttrade with
...furtively.
As in?
As in the nighty.
The nighty.
How did you know?-
-Is it true?
What do you think?
I feel like believing in it.
It got lost.-
-Lost!
It's lost? What!
Oh no!
What will happen now?
Madhu won't publish
my articles anymore.
Who's Madhu? Which article?
You don't know him.
He wants that nighty, or...-
-Get him one from the market.
From the market?
Mr. Madhu.-
-Yes.
Here's your cursed nighty.
Mamamiah! No!
Take it! This is the one.
Give it to me.
What are you saying!
Oh my God!
Really? I'm getting goosebumps!
Hmm.-
-Listen.
I found it Sallu.
I am coming.
I am coming.
I am coming to you.
Chapter Seven: Breaking News.
See, the nighty!
The biggest news in the city
right now: the cursed nighty.
The nighty has come to the city
The much awaited nighty
has come to the city
Late in the night my
lovely lady goes for a dip,
Juicy and fruity,
Just tell me who you are ?
Late in the night my
lovely lady goes for a dip,
Juicy and fruity,
Just tell me who you are ?
A honey-bee Bee! Bee!
Beware.
The cursed nighty prowls this city.
You could be it's next target.
Honey.-
-Yes.
If you see someone
wearing a nighty...-
Ma!
Oh no!
Its cursed!-
-My daughter wasn't like this!
I am spared by God's grace!
That nighty cost her,
her husband and home.
No! Please! No comments.
No comments please!
The body is excitable,
touch whoever you can
Suddenly the good
lads have turned naughty!
If only I could get hold of it once.-
-It will spread STT in the city
Mrs. Sen who lives upstairs!-
-Will it fit me?
What's it's size?
A crowd of married women
are here to boil the milk
Up, down and all around the nighty,
youth flows like a river.
1905. England's Queen
came to Kolkata.
Wow!-
-Grandpa took me to see!
Huh?
The Queen on the horse,
wearing a gleaming white nighty!
The Queen of England standing
in broad daylight in a nighty?
It was night in England then.-
-Oh.
This is the discipline of the English!
Bengalis got the nighty
but not the discipline.
Forget it, its a farce.
I don't care if its true.
I have told my wife,
no nighty.-
-Its all fake. Impossible.
People are going crazy
about this nighty!
Has nothing more noticeable
happened to the Bengali?
The blooming heart wants to go,
You let it sit and it wants to sleep,
The blooming heart wants to go,
You let it sit and it wants to sleep,
She has flown to me ,
But now I burn in desire
Let's go berserk,
dear fate, lets feast
Lets feast!
Lets feast!
Lets feast!
Feast! Feast!
Totally Tollywood's editor,
Madhumoy Paul's deadbody
has been found in front of Salman
Khan's house at Bandra, Mumbai.
There is no information
on what exactly happened.
See what has happened to him.
He has been beaten to pulp.
Utter anarchy clouds
Bengal's sky today.
The nasty strategy the males have...
...taken up to satisfy
their lust for women...
...this planned conspiracy...
...those who are playing a dirty
game with the reputation of women...
...they must be given
strict punishment!
The last dart of the Kali era...
... and now...
...comes the Satya era.
This is a film on relationships?-
-No... err...
A film about a nighty;
couldn't find another suject!
Whereas Uthpal Dutt has written
dramas about the Barber revolt.
Mrinal Sen has made
films on Naxalites.
Sankha Ghosh has written
poetry on the Hungry Revolution.
"Oh Godmother, light our
dark kitchens with a little fire."
Fire?!-
-There he goes.
Where is the fire?
Has the media reached?
Rice for food and nighty for clothes,
that's a Bengali.
That was very accurate.-
-What?
Their food is rice
and garb is a nighty,
what else makes a Bengali so mighty?
How's that?
It was going well with
the relationship problems,
why all this in a Bengali film?
Extra-maritals really
suit the Bengali language.
Its basically a study
on the effect of nighty...
...on human psyche.
Really?
But where the hell did the nighty go?
Power failure!
Kalu, arrange for a candle!
Mr. Parimal, what are you doing!
What's the progress?
The ministry is threatening me.
We've put up check
posts on every crossroad.
I've given orders to take
in any woman in a nighty.
Brilliant! Women will come
out on the road wearing nighties.
Right Sir. My point too, Sir.
So we're procuring
all nighties from markets,
ladies hostels,
even the red light area to check.
Keep up the work.-
-Matter of our women's prestige.
We will have to find it out.
What do you feel?-
-It's tickling, Sir.
What do you feel?-
-I feel I'm getting allergic.
What's wrong with you?-
-Itching a lot, Sir.
Itching? Eww!
What are you feeling?-
-No idea, Sir.
No idea?
What are you feeling?-
-I don't feel anything, Sir.
Nothing at all?-
-No, Sir.
And you?
Feel like pouncing on someone?
Not exactly. Can I think and tell?
Argh! Then where did
the real nighty disappear?
Police! Save me please!
I'm her husband.
This is the cursed nighty!
This is it? Where did you find it?
Bought it from a roadside shop.
Had no idea then!
Its not your mistake honey.-
-Neither mine.
When I hugged her
never felt like his wife.
Felt like some other woman.
You rascal!
She is the one who calls me everyday.
Its the nighty, not me!-
-Is that so?
Has the cursed nighty
been finally found then?
What should be done with it now?
This one's not real.
She is just making an excuse.
You should not have
written that article.
This nighty is the main culprit.
But...
Where's the real one?
I know, your dreams too
are lost like that nighty.
The entire city is
dreaming of it now.
But I want the nighty, Apu.
I'll be back.
I'd cook something if
you could get some grocery.
Where the lips read the heart,
Where the eyes are the raincoats
No one will ever know
How love hurts.
What are you thinking?
What if we had never met?
Why? I'd become a lamp
post and hide on the streets.
Or may be you'd sleep
on the roads as the tram line?
You men don't understand
anything but sleeping around?
We do.
But we can't explain it to others.
Ane so...
...we bear the brunt
of it all our life.
Lost in love, marriage or exam?
Contact fast!
Chapter Seven: The Soul is Eternal
My fees is Fifty hundred and fifty.
I don't have a job.-
-What else don't you have?
Don't you know that already?
You're taking the money.
Who says so?
My body will take the money.
The one speaking to you is my soul.
It says, you love her.
Trust me,
I really love her a lot.
But Apsara's eyes are
blinded by big dreams.
She can sleep with anyone
wearing that nighty.
But I know,
she is not that kind of a girl.
Her soul is not like that,
her soul is pure.
One minute.
The cursed nighty?-
-Yes.
You've seen it?-
-Yes.
And I mistook it for love.
In your dreams?
Yes.
Wearing that nighty, she...
...kissed me in my dream.
Tea?
What is all this!
See...
...is this the same cursed nighty?
Is this the real one?
So many fake ones in
the market right now. So...-
Want to check?
What are you doing?
No! Please let me go!
Once I have been
tricked by this nighty.
Not again.
That was a dream.
This is real.
Holy crap!-
-Why are you thinking of her?
How did you know?
Why else am I a witch?
Where did you get this?
Hey...
Someone is trapped inside this.
She does not love me.
All she wants is this nighty.
So she can become a heroine.-
-And what do you want?
I want to know the truth.
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Not everyone finds
Love in this life
Love in this life
Not everyone finds
Love in this life
Lucky are those who
find that heaven of dreams
Let's leave now.-
-Yes, I've to go too.
Not everyone finds
Love in this life
She is quite a hot thing.
I don't want to her a word about her.
Not one word!
So.. what do you think
is wrong with Raja?
Seems like he has found his queen.
Get lost.
Whether or not the lips meet
Whether or not there's
a lover's embrace
Whether or not the lips meet
Whether or not there's
a lover's embrace
Two hearts can stay alive
Just through the
conversation of the eyes
By the loved conversation of eyes
Monica... Hi, I am Raja.
Going home?
I could drop you in my car.
Had a couple of goons
disturbed you now...
...I beat the hell
out of them and get lucky!
Any thieves, criminals around?
Help me please!
Hello! Any goons around?-
-Excuse me!
Are you crazy?
Fine I'll go.
But I'll go home.
Please.
Oh my God! The sea!
I have never seen the sea before.
Why else would you agree
to come knowing me so little?
Really! I can't believe this!
Broad daylight.
For you.
It'll be night as
soon as you wear it.
You know what this is called?
Why?
A maxy.
That's just the colloquial name.
Its scientific name
is 'Maxy Monica Kasturica'.
Is that so?
Nice. Quite interesting!
Why else would I get for you?
Because my name is Monica?
What else?-
-But who is Kasturi?
No one.
What is wrong?
You will marry me, right?
I'm going abroad for two years.
To study.
Won't you wait for me?
I'm illiterate.
You're from such a rich family.
Will you remember me?
If I forget...
...this Maxy Monica Kasturica
will be the symbol of our love.
I'll remember everything
once I see this.
Everything seems so much like...
...the movies!
This is not a movie, Monica...
...this is all real.
Where had you been the last 2 days?
Everyone got worried.-
-Had gone for a pilgrimage bro.
Maxy Monica Kasturica!
Kasturi is your wife.
Didn't get the rest.-
-There's no point doing that.
You must go now.
Your wedding night is nearly over!
Kasturi...
Hey Kasturi...
What happened? What is wrong with you?
I'd thrown it. Where did it go!?
What?-
-Nothing, a bad dream.
Go to sleep.
Want water?-
-Go sleep!
Hello...
Hello.
Raja...-
-Monica!
Maxy Monica...
Kasturica...
Trying to scare me?
Are you getting scared?
Who said so...
...that I'm getting scared?
I know...
...who Kasturi is.
So?
Tomorrow morning a
news will reach your home.
Hello!
Monica!
Bitch!
Blackmailing me!
I...
...wanted to be killed by you, Raja.
I will have leave now.
I have a lot of work to do.
I have to look for...
...a true love.
Hence, you see Mr.
Choudhury, we have to do the inquiry.
He is Raja. My son.
He was saying something about you.
What was her name... Monica.
Not a good girl.
Nothing to be scared of.
Did you know her?
No.
Why are you getting scared?
She committed suicide
2 days ago drowning herself.
She has written the name of
some guy called Raja in her note.
Please come and see if you know her.
Impossible!
I myself...-
Raja...
...what is the matter with you?
Please take him with yourself.
Check if you know her.
No.-
-You don't?
That's it then. You're done.
The one who has pained me...
...he will never be at peace.
He will have to come
back again and again.
And he will get cheated.
Just like he cheated me.
This is his punishment.
Now do you understand
what this soul wants?
Why it is unsettling the entire city?
It is looking for love.
And what about that guy?
Did he take birth again?-
-He is connected to a black telephone.
I am not very...
...bothered about...
...what Monica wants.
But I know,
what Apsara wants.
Yes, I know.
I know that...
...if she does not get it...
...if she...
Meow!
Came to say sorry.
Where had you been
all these days, baby?
This nighty won't stay will Apsara.
But she will die without it.-
-It will go to a fairy.
Ring-a ring-a roses,
pocket full of poses.
Hush-a, Whoosh-a, we all...
...fall...
...down!
What happened?
Meow!
Baby is not in the mood!
Your love is in danger, Apu!
Apu!
I will have to save her.
Damn you!
Hey Apsara, stop!
Apsara!
Help!
Apsara...
Oh my my!
Who is this new bee?
Pussy cat pussy cat!
So many black wools?
Meow.
Pussy cat, Pussy cat, you better run.
Another few minutes and,
your life is gone!
Who said that?-
-Who was that?
Who the hell said that?
He lip synced.
And I am the one who said it.
Who is that?
Dev!
Guest appearance.
Dev!
Hey! Hey you! Stop!
Come on, Apsara.
Let's leave. let's get out of here!
You'll kill me?
Smoking kills.
So friends... all good?
I came to this city
to act in a film with Dev.
My dream came true today.
I did become Dev's heroine,
even if for a little while.
Now I want to come back, Apu.
Apsara...-
-Call me by my real name from today.
Brishti.
Come, drench me in your love.
One minute.
I don't need to wear this anymore.
You really don't need
to wear this anymore?
No.
That means you can love me
even if you're not wearing this?
I've understood one thing, Apu.
If one has true love in one's heart...
....this nighty does
not work on that person.
This nighty has military
rule on the city.
Come, let's love.
Let the clouds engulf us,
With the rains pitter patter,
As the drops caress your skin,
And let your thoughts run free,
Let the clouds engulf us,
I have drawn the curtains on the Sun,
Just for you,
And all that remains are these words.
The End.
He is this film's
producer and director.
All yours.-
-Namaskar.
Aren't you ashamed?-
-Extremely Sir, I can't
...look myself in the eye, trust me.
Then why make such a film?-
-err... but Sir...
..there is a strong message
at the end of the film.
That there is.-
-Sir, this is a love story...
...teaches people to love. Or the
world would come to an end. Right?
Why don't you do something, when
the strong message scene comes...
everyone in the audience will also
recieve a message on their phones.
This is the message!
This is the message!
I'll think about it, Madam.
But this film won't work, no emotions.
Sir, I've invested a lot,
please let this one go.
Mr. Manik, let it be.
Yes, let it go.
Anyway with that name no
decent people will come watch it.
And the decent ones rule the society,
so it won't effect the society.
Isn't it?
Mr. Manik,
let it go, with cuts and beeps?
With cuts and beeps.-
-So, it will be 'Adult' rated?
Adult? What are you saying?
Double Adult!-
-Make it senior citizen.
What nonsense! Such bullcrap!
Such crap in the name of films!
What a pain!
Such crappy films! Nonsense!
Oh no! Who are you?
This nighty will go to an fairy.
Chapter eight: The End.
Monica's soul rests in peace now.
But what about Raja?
He too must be hanging
around somewhere.
Looking for his love...
...beyond births.
Losing it everytime, again and again.
But why is he losing it?
Because he's failing
to trust love everytime.
The Cursed Pyjamas.
Coming soon.
Love in this life
Love in this life
I ...
...wanted to be killed by you, Raja.
I have to leave now.
I have a lot of work to do.
I have to look for ...
...true love.
It has just begun,
It has just begun,
I am the cursed Nighty
Here I come
Flying to you
The story is incomplete,
The story is incomplete,
I am the cursed nighty
Here I come
Flying to you
Here I come
Flying to you
Many years later.
Brishti, I think I'll
get the Post Office job.
And then we...-
Don't you want to make it big, Alok?
I want to.
You see,
my father always dreamed that...
...I will make it very big in life.
I will become famous!
I don't want to die
as just somebody's wife.
I want to live life king size!
I Hope you'll take my calls.
Brishti,
At this time the wet Norwesters
hit the city you're going to.
Be careful.
If it finds you alone
in dark alleys, it calls you
My soft touch
A little light, a little shade,
Do not shift your gaze,
The pink mystery
It has just begun,
It has just begun,
I am the cursed Nighty
Here I come
Flying to you
Here I come
Flying to you
Listen...
Looks like a storm's coming.
There are a lot of
clothes on the roof.
What will you do then?
Ask her to write
you all the property?
Hey Lalita, go.
Wait, I'll go at the break.
Ma! The sky has been pricked!
All the clothes will get drenched!
Yay! Yippey!-
-All of them are drenched!
Hey Pokai! Run in at once!
Now you will catch a cold.
-Madam,
This shit isn't Sir's shirt.
What are you saying!
And this one?
That's not mine.
Must be Ruby's. Go give it back.
Hey, where is my green blouse?
Green blouse? Let me check.
Now come on turn around.
Why are you being so naughty ?
-Madam!
Look at this!
Isn't it pretty?
Isn't it? -Go ask Halum's mother.
Must be hers.
Halum's mother ?
Does she wear all this?
This is exactly like what...
...cinema artists wear!
You'll look quite pretty in it too.
Please! Ever seen
me wear such things?
Go give it back.
How boring!
-Hey, look for my blouse.
Sure! What if Halum's
dad goes to work wearing it ?
That'll be fun!
-I'll give you one tight slap!
What are you staring at? Go study.
The Earth is round.
The Earth has a Sun and a Moon.
Ma,
am I your Sun?
Then who is your Moon?
You and your stupid questions!
-God!
What's this?
Couldn't you have taken an umbrella?
Here, your green blouse.
And this is not theirs.
Neither Ruby's.
In which case I think I could...
I'll keep this.
Let someone come asking.
Read.
-What if noone comes looking?
Then I'll take care of it.
Oh.
You can wear it till then.
Can I dare to?
Until that hag goes up for good !
Listen, I am going up.
Ma, now you can wear it.
Pokai!
Read!
Ma, what I was saying is...
Pokai has a lot of homework.
I've to sit with him.
If you could kindly
finish the prayers today.
Really? As if you finish
the prayers everyday.
Disgusting!
Anyway.
-Ma...
Why doesn't Granny
allow you to wear nighties?
Always trying to be over smart!
Your music teacher is coming.
Finish your homework fast.
My music teacher...
I don't think he'll make it today.
Such rough whether.
His cycle will fall into the drain.
One tight slap I'll give you!
Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!
Hello ?
-Hello.
I'm in a meeting.
I'll be late. Eat and go to sleep.
Like always.
My wife left me in monsoon
Its raining all over my home
My wife has left my home
Yes, the buffalo's hit me again!
What will your husband think?
Nothing. He'll find another
woman in a few days.
What will your parents think?-
-Nothing.
They'll shed a few tears
and then forget about it.
And...
What do you think?
Me?
I think...
...I think I want to marry
you as soon as possible!
Soon! Soon!
Stop this! -Hey, stop playing.
Switch on the lights.
Mr. Manik...
...wants to say something.
Yes.
I've spent seventy years
of my life on the stage.
So how old are you? -Seventy-two.
What a shame!
This is where Bengali cinema stands?
And we've to accept it?
A beautiful newly wed bride,
elopes with a fisherman!
Leaving her much respected
brand new husband!
Even Manik has made
films in the same language.
Who?
Mr. Manik.
You mean Satyajit Ray. -Yes.
He too has made films
in this language.
But this a love story.
Though, involving fishermen
in this was not correct.
After all for generations
they've been...
...guiding our women into the sea .
This is a love story?
Is this love?
This is desire.
What!
Immoral!
But Ray has shown immoral
love in the film 'Charulata'.
Yes he did.
But in the end Bhupati
had punished Charulata.
Is it so? -Yes!
He sent her to Kashi. -Kashi!
Kashi? -Varanasi?
Did he have her head shaved?
-In which version?
The one that released abroad.
The real version.
Abroad?
Hello. What!
Fire? -Where?
At the market!
The Fire brigade hasn't come?
But the media has?
I'll be right there.
Becoming the fire brigade
minister has ruined me.
Some bloody monkey
is burning down the city,
I've to go running after it.
Yes.
Then let's wrap it up for tonight.
Let's sit tomorrow? Okay?
Let's go, Mr.Manik.
Huh?
We are both gaping.
Why's there so much light here?
Is this a shopping mall?
- This is heaven, Madam.
American heaven.
The land of give and take!
Now give!
Hope you're enjoying madam!
Why not?
This is heaven!
And your husband?
I want beep ! I want beep !
I want
Madam! Your nighty
is one crazy thing!
It's magical! -And me ?
You?
Chapter 1: Dutta Villa Massacre
Hardev...
...oh Hardev...
Hope you haven't
mixed water in the milk.
What are you saying Madam!
But you see its summer.
The cows drink quite
a lot of water these days.
Is that so? And what about you?
Come in and collect your payment.
But its not month end yet, Madam.
The more the delay...
...the lower the value .
Got it?
Got it!
Got it!
If only I had a cow
like you in my stable...
..I would never give
her a chance to complain.
What have I done God!
I have committed such a huge sin!
My mother-in-law asked
me to not wear nighties.
I would frown at her.
Today I understand, my Lord...
That nighties heat you up !
From today I'll offer you
duck eggs and milk as a sacrifice.
Forgive me!
Please forgive me!
Madam!
Take it if you want it.
But don't go walking
in the locality wearing it.
Where is my tea?
Tea?
Coming.
Sir...
Where the hell is my...
...tea!
Sir!
Your tea!
Oh God! Thank you oh God!
Oh God! Thank you God!
Please do bless this house.
What are you doing there?
Who is here then?
Who are you? What are you doing here ?
What are you doing here?
How many times have I
told you to keep the lights on!
What a huge mistake this is!
Such a shame!
Unimaginable! Now get away!
Hey Su...-
-Sir!
Suchanda... -Sir!
Swing me! Swing me!
Swing my heart!
Yes, sing it properly.
Let it swing in your hands...
Sir.
Master!
What is this ?
Now come on! Swing my heart!
Oh master!
I Heard you slipped and fell ...
...into the mud... -Huh!
Tell me, where are you hurt?
Why bother, auntie?-
-Of course I need to!
Because every bitch
has her day you see.
Everyone will see! -Oh please.
What is this? Open the door!
Who locked me in?
Granny! Ma!
Master, do not stop bellowing!
Do not stop bellowing! -Auntie!!!
Forgive me Lord!
That nighty had driven me crazy!
I will make you both new gold crowns.
Golden crowns! Please forgive me!
Give me if you have anymore.
-No more clothes. Now go!
A bowl for my dearest Lord.
Good riddens!
Such blossoming life,
I welcome you!
Oh such bloom in this life,
I welcome you!
To this happy gay time of spring!
Chapter 2: Bonu and Bhanu
This blossoming garden of love!
To this happy gay time of spring!
This blossoming garden of love!
How beautifully you sang that song!
Ma'm, are you going
to Bangkok tomorrow?
Yes! Why won't I?
It's the first ever Bengali
Festival in Bangkok.
Here.
Thank you.
Thank you... hey!
What are you doing? Come and help me!
Lazy bumb!
See you then. Bye!
Bhanu dear, tell me,
who sings your classically
based songs the best?
You.
You.
You.
Take your medication.
Bimal, why don't you write a book...
...about me and Rabindranath Tagore?
Bonu...
...and Bhanu.
What happened to you! -A cockroach!
Why are you jumping?
Get that cockroach out of here!
-What is wrong!
Oh my God! -What?
Oh no! -What is it?
How could I do this?
I hugged you in front of him! Oh no!
God knows what he thinks of me!
What will he think?
I am your husband, after all.
Though,
...it's difficult to figure that out.
You don't even use my surname.
What should I write?
Bonolakshmi Hore? -Yes.
I feel embarrassed. -Why?
The English meaning
isn't too flattering.
People ask for my rate.
Never thought of it before marriage?
But tell me, how is it that
your name is Bonolakshmi Tagore?
Your father's name
is Nilmani Guchait.
Your husband's name is Bimal Hore.
How does that make
you Bonolakshmi Tagore?
In my heart I am married to him.
Long before you came into my life.
I was only six then.
Then why marry me at all?
You've never even let me touch you.
Even our bedrooms are separate.
I am a human being too.
The one who is everything for me,
is a global being.
Stop this!
Oh God! Now what?
Any problem? -What is all this?
See, Mr. Manik, this is
about a huband-wife relationship.
This relationship is drowning
due this degrading society.
That is something only
a sociologist can understand.
See, when a relationship... -Titanic!
Did you say something?
-I was saying... err...
Titanic!
Never seen a better film
on drowning relationships ?
Think about it.
A relation. As in a relation-ship...
Fell right into the sea.
-That film, Titanic?
Right!
The amount of water they wasted,
All of Bengal's fire
can be extinguished with it.
But joking around with
Tagore's character? No!
See, Mr.Manik,
that is the perception of that woman.
Not Rabindranath Tagore's. -How, but?
Tagore's photograph says,
'You, you. You.'
Oh Mr. Manik, Mr.Manik. Mr.Manik!
I am a psychologist, right?
You may call this some
sort of a hallucination.
You can call it Extra-
Tagore syndrome.
What!
Extra-Tagore syndrome.
The problem the woman
is suffering from.
Like the way it happened in the film,
'Taare Zameen Par'?
Exactly! -But making fun of legends?
This needs to be beeped.
-Hey Kalu, rewind.
Okay fine, I'll give the beeps.
-Fine, let's watch it.
Tell me, who is it that sings...
your classically
based songs the best?
You. -Beep.
You. -Beep.
You. -Beep.
Looks like he is swearing!
This needs to be chopped off.
Hello, Jhumi. -Yes, Ma!
Reached? -Yes!
On our way to the hotel.
-Asked about his salary?
No. Haven't spoken yet.
And Ma, is this the
time to ask such questions?
Oh God! Why don't you get it.
Once you're into the room...
What will you do if I don't ask him?
Besides we were in the same
room on the wedding night too.
Nothing happened. Me and your
aunt hid under the bed all night.
Bye!
Any problem?
Nothing, Ma was asking
where I had kept my earrings.
I was wearing it
on our wedding night.
Check this out .
Everything will look big.
Really ?
Let me see! Wow!
Chapter Threee: Puri Series
We'll go to the sea tomorrow,
at dawn!
The sea? -Yes!
Err... yes, sure.Why not ?
Err...
...Jhumi...
Would you like to
listen to my poetry?
Poetry?
I love listening to poetry!
Really? -Yes!
The night is dark ,
the lights are out,
He is going to the mart
Walking through the jungle on his way
his heart cries out
for the tragedy of animals
Humans have umbrellas to shield them,
But elephants don't have raincoats..
Listen...
...why is he going
to the mart so late?
This is for poetic realization.
I'll read you another one, okay?
It is about our nation, India!
A huge country you are,
motherland to so many people
So many tourist spots
Soothing your wandering hearts
But still,
babies are being born on streets
Don't you have...
...something on love?
Yes, love.
Love.
I've travelled across seas,
oceans and rivers,
Never have I seen beauty
as mesmerizing as you.
It sounds familiar? -Not at all.
This one is...
...inspired.
Completely original. -One minute.
I have a surprise for you!
Nighty. A wedding gift from my uncle.
Come sir, very nice clothes!
-What all do you have?
Everything. Shirts, pants. Nighties.
Nice. -A totally new one.
Only one hundred. -See!
I've bought a nighty
for Jhumi's wedding gift.
Wow! Very pretty!
Give me a nice packet. -Yes.
Here, this one's from a mall.
Wow.
Oh no! What just happened?
Power failure.
You're saved this time.
My uncle gave me the nighty.
I had thought I'll...
...bag it from you.
What happened?
The fish are watching us.
Let them watch .
No!
I'm feeling shy.
Okay!
Wait!
I'll cover it up!
Ouch!
Now go to the washroom!
Stop staring like an idiot!
Sorry.
Its my first time
so it just happened.
Now go!
The rain that rained before time,
...before time...
...before time...
The rest will happen next time
The wind whispers a song
The song of the spring's arrival
I never knew your
touch had such fire.
The wind whispers a song
Jhumi!
Jhumi!
Hey Jhumi!
Jhumi, where are you honey?
Dearest hubby,
The man my mother couldn't
find me in five years,
Found me in the sea today.
I'm leaving with him.
Don't feel sad, honey.
I'm taking your ATM card.
And your money too.
I'll ask Ma to pay you back.
And I'm leaving my phone behind.
Give it to Ma, and tell her,
expensive tarts, don't win hearts.
My wife left me in monsoon
Its raining all over my home
My wife has left my home
Yes, the buffalo's hit me again!
Brishti...
This is not the time
to turn back my Angel.
Look ahead. Life is calling you.
Jibon Prasad Shau at your service.
Welcome to Puri Beach
Resort Pvt. Ltd.
One... two... three... four!
Hey!
What is this ?
You ate it up! -Why won't I?
I'll get my turn too.
I won't leave you either!
Where will I sleep?
Why? In this Hollywood suite!
The suite has only one room!-
-Of course!
A sweet room!
Are we going to sleep tonight?
Think about tomorrow morning!
Tomorrow's the inaugural Puja.
We'll take Lord
Jagannath's blessing and
begin the shoot in Kolkata day after!
Bancharam present films
'The Third Marriage of Love!'
And who is the heroine?
Miss Apsara!
And the hero?
What do you think?
Doesn't Bancha know about
your heart's dark desires?
As in? -As in...
Haven't you heard of this song?
Superstar Dev? -Yes!
And me ?
Miss Apsara. I think my
original name, Brishti was nice.
That means 'rain'.
No sex appeal in the name.
This name reminds one
of the weather report.
You've to be on the front page,
Apsara. Front page!
Newspapers,
interviews, movies, television!
Box office, housefull!
Where will Bancha be then ?
He will be putting
his cauliflowers to sleep...
...by singing them lullabies.
What did I get?
What did life give me? Tell me!
Please tell me you
will never leave me!
Apsara!
Never ever.
Bun! -Bun?
Don't call me by that name.
Bun doesn't sound nice.
Bunchoo?
My life is full of sorrow, Apsara.
I was a very calm child.
Those naughty boys from school...
... would pull my pants down.
And rubbed Flatbean
leaves onto those two.
Why!
To listen to the sound!
Rubbing Flatbean leaves on them...
...makes a tattering sound!
Really? -Really!
Really! See,
these are Flatbean leaves!
See for yourself how they make sound!
Come on! See! -Don't touch me!
Leave me! Let me go!
Come on, see it! Come on!
Trying to trick Bancha!
I will chop you into
into a million pieces!
The coal from my coal
mine lights the entire Kolkata!
No animals were harmed
during the shooting of this film.
I will knock you out.
All animals used are purely graphic.
I am Bancha!
Mr. Sushil.-
-Yes?
Is this true?-
-I too am wondering.
We have Flatbean
plants in our garden,
But I've never heard such sounds.
-It's psychological.
It is not making any sound. But...
...you can hear it.-
-Uncouth!
Relax.
Relax, Mr. Manik.
I agree with you on this.
It's uncouth.-
-Yes.. as in...
There was no need to be so explicit.
There are other ways.
Mr. Sushil...-
-Yes...
They haven't shown anything!-
-Yes, you're right!
Back in college days,
I would've broken the furniture!
And what about the scene
where the fish were hurt?
They're saying its graphics.-
-And we'll believe it?
We've to chop off
the Flatbean seeds bit.
Those weren't seeds...
...leaves.-
-Yes, leaves. Chop that bit.
Silence. Kalu's started playing.
Chapter 4: Totally Tollywood
The world is lost in the Sahara desert
The Egyptian Nile
river merges in the sky
My castle of happiness,
I have built in the sea
I want to litter
the sky with tiny lamps
Listen, when will Dev come? -Soon!
But when! -Anytime now!
What are you doing?-
-What must I do?
So many producers,
so many people around.
Go introduce yourself!
All filthy people and filthy rich too!
Sir...
What?
You can't go in without shoes.
You don't get it. I've come
from the press to cover the event.
Yes but we've been
given strict orders,
No entry without shoes.
But I am from 'Totally Tollywood'.
I've to take photos in this party,
I've to report.
Sir, we don't have orders.
Hello, Mr. Madhu...-
-Yes.
Yes, Aparesh.-
-They're not letting me enter.
Because I didn't wear shoes.
Aparesh, why did you go there naked?
Thought they'd welcome you in,
did you?
I don't know. I want Miss
Apsara's photos and interview.
I want it. I want it. I want it!
If you cannot get it
then for the next one week...
...you will bathe me, brush
my hair and powder me. That's it.
That's your punishment.
Hello... Mr. Madhu...
Oh my friend, can you hear me...
Oh my friend, can you hear me...
I get to hear a lot of rumours but...
Oh, this song of mine
Why are you standing here? -Listen...
Who's that man? -Which man?
Over there.
That's RSJ, famous producer.
Who? -RSJ.
Shit! I forgot to introduce you.
He's nasty. He was staring at me!
He must be trembling
with anticipation right now.
He has understood.
That now there are only
two people in the market.
Bancha and Apsara. Apsara and Bancha.
And Dev too!
Naughty girl!
Come on now,
you've had enough to drink.
Sit down.
Red shirt huh?
Bancha wants to be RSJ!
Look here!
Here it comes!
The words from my heart
flow through my song
What are you doing? -Playing with you.
A game ?
Here comes my bet.
How many sisters in the film,
'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers'?
Sisters?
How many sisters in the film,
'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers'?
You lose!
I've got another one.
What is Mrs. Robinson's actual name?
Her real name? Err...
You lose. You lose!
But how will you become a producer?
How? You don't know anything.
As if you know everything?
The keys to my coal mine.
-Anything else?
Show some guts dude!
You want to see? Here you go!
That's it?
Are you a beggar?
I'm betting so much !
Damn! Come on, look at this!
You know what these are?
These are Flatbean leaves.
If I rub it on your stuff
it'll make a tattering sound.
Tattering sound. -Yes.
I don't have anything left.
Nothing.
-You were talking about rubbing.
How about someone
who'll rub it for me?
You nasty son of a...
-Someone who can rub you see!
Come.
No drama!
Now it's my turn!
Good luck! -Save me Lord Krishna!
Think of a hard one.
Now tell me,
What did Superman's father do ?
Tell me, I dare you!
Superman's dad was a Super Clerk.
Clark was his name
and his dad was a clerk.
These bloody mosquitoes!
Taxi!
Apsara! Where did she go?
One minute. Aren't you Miss Apsara?
I'm Aparesh Lahiri
from Totally Tollywood.
I could get you a taxi if you want.
There's no need.
Miss Apsara.
Miss Apsara, there's a
graveyard that way, it's not safe.
Miss Apsara.
I think you should leave
this place right now. Go home.
If the media gets to
know that Miss Apsara...
...is crying in the middle
of the road, that could ruin you.
You are from the press.
Surely you'll print
what happend today.
What happened? Did I miss something?
They did not let me enter because...
...I came wearing sandals.
Do you know Superman ?
Superman ? No idea ?
A new actor? Actually I am new here,
...a trainee, not permanent yet.
So I don't know him.
Did you hurt yourself?
Wait, let me straighten this.
Hey!
What are you doing? Go left!
Yes. -Go left!
Who is Superman ?
A new actor ?
I am a trainee, I am new here.
Hello.
Pussy cat,
Pussy cat have you any wool?
Who is this?
RSJ here.
I was thinking of making
you sign a film tonight.
So...
...will you come
or should I come to you?
A little light,
a little shade,Don't shift your gaze,
The pink mystery
This is just the beginning
This is just the beginning
I am the cursed Nighty
Pussy cat,
Pusst cat, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
I don't sign any less
than three films at a time.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
A little rice, a little dal,
a little fish curry and...
a little tickle!
Over here.
Over here.
Hello.
If I make mistakes
on my way up the ladder...
...will you forgive me?
No.
Have I ruined myself, tell me?
Believe me, my soul is pure,
...but I have a magical
object with me, which makes me...
Hi, I am Bapi.
From Bapi films.
I heard you're giving
it these days...
...I mean, dates.
Only if Dev is cast opposite me.
Yes of course, he is there!
Where will the songs be shot?-
-All foreign!
Should I come in?
For the story narration?
Chapter Five: World Record.
Honey, this is a new film.
Its a sex scene with
a hot new heroine.
Sarkar from Bollywood.
You will like Hollywood.
Have a gala time shopping in Dubai!
Per shot payment.-
-What will you spend on?
How much can you spend on
rickshaws and rohu fishes daily?
Oscar?-
-It'll come flying to you!
I can't speak a lot of English.-
-No need.
Only goodnight, goodmorning.
Come to the point?-
-When do I go in?
When you pay the advance.
Must I explain?-
-Come on, I'll tell you how.
Next!
Apsara!
These two.
For you.
I don't have anything else left.
I know all your secrets.
I'll spill your beans!
They call you a beggar today.
Tomorrow they'll call you crazy.
I brought you here.
I will finish you too.
Mark my words.
The entire Kolkata was
lit by my coal mine's coal!
Hey you!
Next!
Who is it!
Oh. What are you doing?
Digging you! Apsara signed
sixteen movies over night...
And you're sitting
here digging your nose?
But last night...-
-Its morning now. Wake up!
Shall we start then?
Bathe me, comb my hair and powder me,
That was your punishment.-
-No! I wont do all that!
Why wont you?
Please give me one day.
I'll get you the interview.
One day!
Remember, gossip Queen Madhu
is very strict and very naughty.
Hey listen...
Hey... what is your name?-
-Err...
Aparesh.-
-That's a huge name you've got.
I'd rather call you Apu.-
-Sure, why not.
Ask.- So you...
have signed so many
films in one day and...
set a new world record.
Yes I did.-
-Yes, but how did you do it?
They way they do it in the Olympics.
The very same way.
Olympics?
Do you have a secret?
Why must I tell you?-
-That's true.
See Apu,
I'll have to leave right now.
I'm going to Bangkok
for a song's shoot.
Great.-
-Know who the hero is?
No.-
-Dev.
My dream hero.
And listen...
...give me your number.
I'll come back and call you.
Tell me.-
-My number?
My number is 98307...
...6...
...triple 74.
But I can't sleep with
you for an article and a photo.
Let it be cloudy today
Let it rain all day
Let water run down your chin
What is the secret
of your world record?
I'll tell you.
Sign me first.
How?
Let your wishes be watered too
Secretly
Close your eyes.
Who are you? What do you want?
I've a lot of secrets.
You've to print them.
You know me?
Yes I do. Which is why I came to you.
Sir, you must print them. Won't you?
What is the matter?
Err... let me come in?-
-No.
I'd sit and tell you.-
-No, there's no need.
You call yourself a journalist?
So this is the secret!
Huh?
How else can she sign
so many films in a day?
How could she do it?
Its all that nighty's fault.
Its cursed.
Otherwise she is a good girl,
you know.
I have known her.
Good material.
A little ambitious...-
-How does the nighty look?
Err... its pink...
...its got a low neckline...
...like this.
Holy Christ!
This is an oversized baby!
I thought it was Madam again.
Bug off you fool!
So Bablu,
looks like death has rejected you!
My name isn't Bablu.
And who said I was dying?
Your eyes.
Hello brother, hope you're not hurt.
No I am alright.-
-Okay.
Hey...
...you do an accident in this area,
pay a thousand rupees.
To demand for hiked auto
rates and 21 other demands
lets come together on 21st March
in Brigade parade ground.
Long Live Revolution!
Bablu.-
-Huh...
There is a secret you know.
It is your responsibility
to tell people about it.
And the truth hiding
beneath that secret...
...it is you who
has to unfold it too.
Remember that.
This is a film magazine.
Not a book of folklores.
Giving me bullcrap!
Its all true.
I've only changed the names.
What is the truth?-
-The nighty is the truth.
Are you crazy?
I'm getting goosebumps!
Haven't shaved you see.
And you?
Are you printing this article?-
-I want that cursed nighty.
Where is it? Who has it?-
-Are you printing this article?
First the particle. Then the article.
I want it Apu. Get me that nighty.
Is there only one piece?-
-Isn't that enough?
The rest of it will happen with Dev,
or I wont shoot.
I'm coming tonight. We'll speak then.
Not again. Let me rest tonight?
No!
You have sheltered
me in your lap with care...
Here you are!
Here, take it.-
-Come.
Listen, got the pest control done?
Yes.
I see one cockroach and
I'll walk out of the house.
What did you get for me?
For you?-
-Yes.
Here.-
-Huh!
My dear Bhanu's toothbrush!
Antique piece.
He'd left it there
when he went there.
Now come on, take it.
Let's go now!-
-Yes.
Oh please!-
-Don't say no!
Have I ever refused you?
Please don't laugh!
Apsara...-
-Yes... tell me...
I was thinking of you and...
Apsara...
Apsara...
Meow...
Meow...
Meow...
Hey Apsara!
Apsara!
Nighty!
Oh, such bloom in life!
I welcome you.
Hey Bimu!
What is all this!
A fire burns in the forests!
A fire burns within.
Fire? Acidity?
Take an antacid, you'll be okay.
My heart is prancing away today.
It prances away like a peacock!
We need to get an ECG done.
Need a doctor!
Bimu!
My skin feels this...
...breeze of delight...
A daze clouds my eyes.
Have fever? Are your eyes burning?
Let me see...-
-Wait!
I have come back... -Huh!
...crossing the distance...
I am your Shhhh!
I am your eternal lover!-
-What are you doing!
Oh my dear Bhanu...
Oh my dear Bhanu...
...please forgive me...
...please look at me once at least.
Please forgive me this one time.
Bhanu dear,
just turn around at look at me once.
Won't you ever forgive you Bonu?
Such a shame!
Whatever happened last night...
...believe me I've never
let another man enter my heart.
But the nighty that
Bimal gave me last night...
...everything was
over once I wore it.
Bhanu dear,
what if I divorce Bimal? Then?
Just look at me once please.-
-Listen to me!
When I was unpacking
your suitcase I saw
...all your saris have turned
into smin suits and bikinis.
I thought you have
bought them from Bangkok..
...so...-
-My Kanjivaram sari?
That has become a two piece bikini!
Oh no! My Kanjivaram!-
-Hey, listen to me!
Take it easy!
The case of the golden biscuits?-
-No, case of the swapped bags.
Film stars?-
-No, got exchanged at the airport.
There are expenses.-
-Oh sure, I know.
Money.
Is there a chance we'd find it?
Come on, write a proper
diary at the police station.
Such unsafe times...-
That bag has my wife's Kajivaram
sari bought from Germany.
What sari?-
-Kanjivaram.
Write it down.
In detail. Do you suspect anyone?
Suspect?-
-As in you...
Case of the swapped bag!-
-The hero and the heroine's.
No! Case of the gold biscuits!-
I'll have to check!-
-I'll check it too!
Here it is!
The Kajivaram!- Good you found it!
Hello! Where is my nighty!
Nighty?-
-Everything's intact but the nighty!
We wear police uniforms.-
-Yes, only uniforms.
Hey you, I'm speaking to you.
Yes.
Where is my nighty?
What is going on here? What he hell?
All of it is there but the nighty!
Am I a fool?
What is all this?
How long should we have to wait?
I've been waiting here since
the last three and a half hours.
This is a problem with new girls.
God knows what she keeps blabbering!
Hello.-
-Apu...
Apsara here,
can you hide me for e few days?
Sure. But why?
Brishti...
Please come in.
Will you be able to...
Will you be able to manage it here?
I'll have to.
Hungry?
You'll cook?-
-Yes.. err...
Omlette and toasts.
Not bad.
Listen...-
-Yes.
...which way is the loo?
On your left outside that door.
Careful with the moss. It's slippery.
Apu...
Don't you know any spells?
Can't you turn me into a flower vase?
Then no ne can ever find me.
Or maybe hang me to a keyring
turning me into a little doll?
Or as a laptop on my lap?
Here, your food.
But how long can you
remain in hiding like this?
And why will you stay in the hiding?
Your bright future
is calling you now.
Is this a question from Aparesh,
the gossip tabloid reporter?
Or from the man who
sheltered me, Apu?
Your friend, Apu wants to know.
My trade secret?-
-No.
What you were doing
the secret ttrade with
...furtively.
As in?
As in the nighty.
The nighty.
How did you know?-
-Is it true?
What do you think?
I feel like believing in it.
It got lost.-
-Lost!
It's lost? What!
Oh no!
What will happen now?
Madhu won't publish
my articles anymore.
Who's Madhu? Which article?
You don't know him.
He wants that nighty, or...-
-Get him one from the market.
From the market?
Mr. Madhu.-
-Yes.
Here's your cursed nighty.
Mamamiah! No!
Take it! This is the one.
Give it to me.
What are you saying!
Oh my God!
Really? I'm getting goosebumps!
Hmm.-
-Listen.
I found it Sallu.
I am coming.
I am coming.
I am coming to you.
Chapter Seven: Breaking News.
See, the nighty!
The biggest news in the city
right now: the cursed nighty.
The nighty has come to the city
The much awaited nighty
has come to the city
Late in the night my
lovely lady goes for a dip,
Juicy and fruity,
Just tell me who you are ?
Late in the night my
lovely lady goes for a dip,
Juicy and fruity,
Just tell me who you are ?
A honey-bee Bee! Bee!
Beware.
The cursed nighty prowls this city.
You could be it's next target.
Honey.-
-Yes.
If you see someone
wearing a nighty...-
Ma!
Oh no!
Its cursed!-
-My daughter wasn't like this!
I am spared by God's grace!
That nighty cost her,
her husband and home.
No! Please! No comments.
No comments please!
The body is excitable,
touch whoever you can
Suddenly the good
lads have turned naughty!
If only I could get hold of it once.-
-It will spread STT in the city
Mrs. Sen who lives upstairs!-
-Will it fit me?
What's it's size?
A crowd of married women
are here to boil the milk
Up, down and all around the nighty,
youth flows like a river.
1905. England's Queen
came to Kolkata.
Wow!-
-Grandpa took me to see!
Huh?
The Queen on the horse,
wearing a gleaming white nighty!
The Queen of England standing
in broad daylight in a nighty?
It was night in England then.-
-Oh.
This is the discipline of the English!
Bengalis got the nighty
but not the discipline.
Forget it, its a farce.
I don't care if its true.
I have told my wife,
no nighty.-
-Its all fake. Impossible.
People are going crazy
about this nighty!
Has nothing more noticeable
happened to the Bengali?
The blooming heart wants to go,
You let it sit and it wants to sleep,
The blooming heart wants to go,
You let it sit and it wants to sleep,
She has flown to me ,
But now I burn in desire
Let's go berserk,
dear fate, lets feast
Lets feast!
Lets feast!
Lets feast!
Feast! Feast!
Totally Tollywood's editor,
Madhumoy Paul's deadbody
has been found in front of Salman
Khan's house at Bandra, Mumbai.
There is no information
on what exactly happened.
See what has happened to him.
He has been beaten to pulp.
Utter anarchy clouds
Bengal's sky today.
The nasty strategy the males have...
...taken up to satisfy
their lust for women...
...this planned conspiracy...
...those who are playing a dirty
game with the reputation of women...
...they must be given
strict punishment!
The last dart of the Kali era...
... and now...
...comes the Satya era.
This is a film on relationships?-
-No... err...
A film about a nighty;
couldn't find another suject!
Whereas Uthpal Dutt has written
dramas about the Barber revolt.
Mrinal Sen has made
films on Naxalites.
Sankha Ghosh has written
poetry on the Hungry Revolution.
"Oh Godmother, light our
dark kitchens with a little fire."
Fire?!-
-There he goes.
Where is the fire?
Has the media reached?
Rice for food and nighty for clothes,
that's a Bengali.
That was very accurate.-
-What?
Their food is rice
and garb is a nighty,
what else makes a Bengali so mighty?
How's that?
It was going well with
the relationship problems,
why all this in a Bengali film?
Extra-maritals really
suit the Bengali language.
Its basically a study
on the effect of nighty...
...on human psyche.
Really?
But where the hell did the nighty go?
Power failure!
Kalu, arrange for a candle!
Mr. Parimal, what are you doing!
What's the progress?
The ministry is threatening me.
We've put up check
posts on every crossroad.
I've given orders to take
in any woman in a nighty.
Brilliant! Women will come
out on the road wearing nighties.
Right Sir. My point too, Sir.
So we're procuring
all nighties from markets,
ladies hostels,
even the red light area to check.
Keep up the work.-
-Matter of our women's prestige.
We will have to find it out.
What do you feel?-
-It's tickling, Sir.
What do you feel?-
-I feel I'm getting allergic.
What's wrong with you?-
-Itching a lot, Sir.
Itching? Eww!
What are you feeling?-
-No idea, Sir.
No idea?
What are you feeling?-
-I don't feel anything, Sir.
Nothing at all?-
-No, Sir.
And you?
Feel like pouncing on someone?
Not exactly. Can I think and tell?
Argh! Then where did
the real nighty disappear?
Police! Save me please!
I'm her husband.
This is the cursed nighty!
This is it? Where did you find it?
Bought it from a roadside shop.
Had no idea then!
Its not your mistake honey.-
-Neither mine.
When I hugged her
never felt like his wife.
Felt like some other woman.
You rascal!
She is the one who calls me everyday.
Its the nighty, not me!-
-Is that so?
Has the cursed nighty
been finally found then?
What should be done with it now?
This one's not real.
She is just making an excuse.
You should not have
written that article.
This nighty is the main culprit.
But...
Where's the real one?
I know, your dreams too
are lost like that nighty.
The entire city is
dreaming of it now.
But I want the nighty, Apu.
I'll be back.
I'd cook something if
you could get some grocery.
Where the lips read the heart,
Where the eyes are the raincoats
No one will ever know
How love hurts.
What are you thinking?
What if we had never met?
Why? I'd become a lamp
post and hide on the streets.
Or may be you'd sleep
on the roads as the tram line?
You men don't understand
anything but sleeping around?
We do.
But we can't explain it to others.
Ane so...
...we bear the brunt
of it all our life.
Lost in love, marriage or exam?
Contact fast!
Chapter Seven: The Soul is Eternal
My fees is Fifty hundred and fifty.
I don't have a job.-
-What else don't you have?
Don't you know that already?
You're taking the money.
Who says so?
My body will take the money.
The one speaking to you is my soul.
It says, you love her.
Trust me,
I really love her a lot.
But Apsara's eyes are
blinded by big dreams.
She can sleep with anyone
wearing that nighty.
But I know,
she is not that kind of a girl.
Her soul is not like that,
her soul is pure.
One minute.
The cursed nighty?-
-Yes.
You've seen it?-
-Yes.
And I mistook it for love.
In your dreams?
Yes.
Wearing that nighty, she...
...kissed me in my dream.
Tea?
What is all this!
See...
...is this the same cursed nighty?
Is this the real one?
So many fake ones in
the market right now. So...-
Want to check?
What are you doing?
No! Please let me go!
Once I have been
tricked by this nighty.
Not again.
That was a dream.
This is real.
Holy crap!-
-Why are you thinking of her?
How did you know?
Why else am I a witch?
Where did you get this?
Hey...
Someone is trapped inside this.
She does not love me.
All she wants is this nighty.
So she can become a heroine.-
-And what do you want?
I want to know the truth.
Come!
Come!
Come!
Come!
Not everyone finds
Love in this life
Love in this life
Not everyone finds
Love in this life
Lucky are those who
find that heaven of dreams
Let's leave now.-
-Yes, I've to go too.
Not everyone finds
Love in this life
She is quite a hot thing.
I don't want to her a word about her.
Not one word!
So.. what do you think
is wrong with Raja?
Seems like he has found his queen.
Get lost.
Whether or not the lips meet
Whether or not there's
a lover's embrace
Whether or not the lips meet
Whether or not there's
a lover's embrace
Two hearts can stay alive
Just through the
conversation of the eyes
By the loved conversation of eyes
Monica... Hi, I am Raja.
Going home?
I could drop you in my car.
Had a couple of goons
disturbed you now...
...I beat the hell
out of them and get lucky!
Any thieves, criminals around?
Help me please!
Hello! Any goons around?-
-Excuse me!
Are you crazy?
Fine I'll go.
But I'll go home.
Please.
Oh my God! The sea!
I have never seen the sea before.
Why else would you agree
to come knowing me so little?
Really! I can't believe this!
Broad daylight.
For you.
It'll be night as
soon as you wear it.
You know what this is called?
Why?
A maxy.
That's just the colloquial name.
Its scientific name
is 'Maxy Monica Kasturica'.
Is that so?
Nice. Quite interesting!
Why else would I get for you?
Because my name is Monica?
What else?-
-But who is Kasturi?
No one.
What is wrong?
You will marry me, right?
I'm going abroad for two years.
To study.
Won't you wait for me?
I'm illiterate.
You're from such a rich family.
Will you remember me?
If I forget...
...this Maxy Monica Kasturica
will be the symbol of our love.
I'll remember everything
once I see this.
Everything seems so much like...
...the movies!
This is not a movie, Monica...
...this is all real.
Where had you been the last 2 days?
Everyone got worried.-
-Had gone for a pilgrimage bro.
Maxy Monica Kasturica!
Kasturi is your wife.
Didn't get the rest.-
-There's no point doing that.
You must go now.
Your wedding night is nearly over!
Kasturi...
Hey Kasturi...
What happened? What is wrong with you?
I'd thrown it. Where did it go!?
What?-
-Nothing, a bad dream.
Go to sleep.
Want water?-
-Go sleep!
Hello...
Hello.
Raja...-
-Monica!
Maxy Monica...
Kasturica...
Trying to scare me?
Are you getting scared?
Who said so...
...that I'm getting scared?
I know...
...who Kasturi is.
So?
Tomorrow morning a
news will reach your home.
Hello!
Monica!
Bitch!
Blackmailing me!
I...
...wanted to be killed by you, Raja.
I will have leave now.
I have a lot of work to do.
I have to look for...
...a true love.
Hence, you see Mr.
Choudhury, we have to do the inquiry.
He is Raja. My son.
He was saying something about you.
What was her name... Monica.
Not a good girl.
Nothing to be scared of.
Did you know her?
No.
Why are you getting scared?
She committed suicide
2 days ago drowning herself.
She has written the name of
some guy called Raja in her note.
Please come and see if you know her.
Impossible!
I myself...-
Raja...
...what is the matter with you?
Please take him with yourself.
Check if you know her.
No.-
-You don't?
That's it then. You're done.
The one who has pained me...
...he will never be at peace.
He will have to come
back again and again.
And he will get cheated.
Just like he cheated me.
This is his punishment.
Now do you understand
what this soul wants?
Why it is unsettling the entire city?
It is looking for love.
And what about that guy?
Did he take birth again?-
-He is connected to a black telephone.
I am not very...
...bothered about...
...what Monica wants.
But I know,
what Apsara wants.
Yes, I know.
I know that...
...if she does not get it...
...if she...
Meow!
Came to say sorry.
Where had you been
all these days, baby?
This nighty won't stay will Apsara.
But she will die without it.-
-It will go to a fairy.
Ring-a ring-a roses,
pocket full of poses.
Hush-a, Whoosh-a, we all...
...fall...
...down!
What happened?
Meow!
Baby is not in the mood!
Your love is in danger, Apu!
Apu!
I will have to save her.
Damn you!
Hey Apsara, stop!
Apsara!
Help!
Apsara...
Oh my my!
Who is this new bee?
Pussy cat pussy cat!
So many black wools?
Meow.
Pussy cat, Pussy cat, you better run.
Another few minutes and,
your life is gone!
Who said that?-
-Who was that?
Who the hell said that?
He lip synced.
And I am the one who said it.
Who is that?
Dev!
Guest appearance.
Dev!
Hey! Hey you! Stop!
Come on, Apsara.
Let's leave. let's get out of here!
You'll kill me?
Smoking kills.
So friends... all good?
I came to this city
to act in a film with Dev.
My dream came true today.
I did become Dev's heroine,
even if for a little while.
Now I want to come back, Apu.
Apsara...-
-Call me by my real name from today.
Brishti.
Come, drench me in your love.
One minute.
I don't need to wear this anymore.
You really don't need
to wear this anymore?
No.
That means you can love me
even if you're not wearing this?
I've understood one thing, Apu.
If one has true love in one's heart...
....this nighty does
not work on that person.
This nighty has military
rule on the city.
Come, let's love.
Let the clouds engulf us,
With the rains pitter patter,
As the drops caress your skin,
And let your thoughts run free,
Let the clouds engulf us,
I have drawn the curtains on the Sun,
Just for you,
And all that remains are these words.
The End.
He is this film's
producer and director.
All yours.-
-Namaskar.
Aren't you ashamed?-
-Extremely Sir, I can't
...look myself in the eye, trust me.
Then why make such a film?-
-err... but Sir...
..there is a strong message
at the end of the film.
That there is.-
-Sir, this is a love story...
...teaches people to love. Or the
world would come to an end. Right?
Why don't you do something, when
the strong message scene comes...
everyone in the audience will also
recieve a message on their phones.
This is the message!
This is the message!
I'll think about it, Madam.
But this film won't work, no emotions.
Sir, I've invested a lot,
please let this one go.
Mr. Manik, let it be.
Yes, let it go.
Anyway with that name no
decent people will come watch it.
And the decent ones rule the society,
so it won't effect the society.
Isn't it?
Mr. Manik,
let it go, with cuts and beeps?
With cuts and beeps.-
-So, it will be 'Adult' rated?
Adult? What are you saying?
Double Adult!-
-Make it senior citizen.
What nonsense! Such bullcrap!
Such crap in the name of films!
What a pain!
Such crappy films! Nonsense!
Oh no! Who are you?
This nighty will go to an fairy.
Chapter eight: The End.
Monica's soul rests in peace now.
But what about Raja?
He too must be hanging
around somewhere.
Looking for his love...
...beyond births.
Losing it everytime, again and again.
But why is he losing it?
Because he's failing
to trust love everytime.
The Cursed Pyjamas.
Coming soon.