Nothing Serious (2021) - full transcript

Youth Entrepreneurship Promotion 2021

"Just do it" "The protagonist of my life is me"

Get up you stupid

Idiot, get up...

I like it

Me too

Am I better than her?

Well, of course

But why did you marry her?

I'm about to cum.

"Look at this, look at me..."



Okay?

- "You say I'm beautiful now"
- Huh?

...to hook you to me"

Wake up, 6:58 a.m. m.
Monday February 1.

...I put on a skirt for the first time."

Honey, are you ok?

Like?

How hateful.

Why even in dreams is the same plot?

You are not tired? Xi'an Ziying

Not only 15-year-old boys have sexual dreams

29-year-old girls also have sexual dreams.

The difference is...

that you don't need to feel ashamed.



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Meet her lumberjack at Magpie Bridge Me!!

Spring Festival, will be more fertile

Why do you think people read magazines?

Let's talk about it, does anyone know?

hyungjoon tell me

Yes, magazines are at the forefront of changing trends.

Convey accurate and useful information...

Next

ooh…

Because with all kinds of information

You stimulate the reader's guilty pleasure...

Aren't you older than Hyung Joon?

Why is the level the same?

Next

Recreate the feeling of chatting
with friends to attract post-consumer...

TRUE!

- if that is.

Like an old friend who knows my heart well...

that sensation.

You do it out of boredom.

Exactly Yeon Hee

I read magazines just because I'm bored

Because life is so boring!

But are magazines boring?

Do you think this sounds like a word?

If you can't write good articles

So find a writer
that he can write

On the contrary,
Create the theme directly!

You know the reporter Cui Machao
that he left our team last month.

He published an independent magazine
And it turned out to be a hit, right?

Last year

I told reporter Cui to write
a sex column.

to stay all day
in his house

researching sex toys
and end up seeing a urologist.

"Doesn't seem to be working properly"

He moved me so much that I helped him
deal with a workplace disaster.

Now the reporter's social networks
Whoa they are amazing.

Magazines are like that.

stimulate boring people
and make them click.

Let them scream, cry and laugh!

OMG! I heard they broke up

Really? But why break?

I heard my friend's cousin's cousin say...whispering

Whispering... Whispering...

keep talking...

Park Woo Ri

Yes

Woo-Ri, why are you still here?

Cui Machao is not here

I?

I heard there are some motherfuckers
helping to publish independent magazines.

I have not been in contact with the reporter
Cue for a long time.

Forget it, he takes control of the
sex column

I?

I am writing about culture

Isn't sex a culture?

I have to write a sports column this time.

Isn't sex a sport?

Minister of Political Affairs…

Isn't it sexual politics?

Park Woo-Ri graduated from the Department
Culture and Art, right?

He is a beautiful, artistic creation...

He originally wrote novels, but did you
bothered a lot when you joined the magazine?

Do not

It will be published after the holidays
Spring Festival, so get ready.

Yes

Take care.

Please sit down

Oppa, give me your hand, your hand is so warm.

What's up?

you need to fix your hair

It's okay?

Oppa I love you

I love you too

Kim Min Suk! Are you tired of me now?

That's how it is!

I thought you were pretty and
you had a good personality.

I didn't know you were addicted to sex
and to alcohol.

That's fine, but I'm still suspicious

What is the triad of pain?

ok let's break up

But you should also see a doctor.

Premature ejaculation?

My God

He said that he had premature ejaculation...

I hope you can go to the hospital
to receive treatment.

and meet someone good.

Hey Xian Ziying!

Xiang Ziying!

what happened?

(Meet your lumberjack at Magpie Bridge Me!)

How many times is this going to happen today?

Father

Bend the box over there a bit more.

The Seaweed Rice Roll Shop
marinas is closed.

I feel like a lot of people will come.

Okay

By the way, Ziyin

Are you free this Saturday?

What happen?

Grandma was admitted to the hospital
from Mianmudong.

-Than? - sprained his foot getting off the bus,
you can go on the weekend

Is she okay?

She is fine

Grandma has many friends
in that hospital.

she is super happy

Oh grandma...

Ouch, you always say "wow, grandma"

while recording a radio show

Mingming has been harassing your grandmother

But haven't you contacted her recently?

No, I thought I'd contact her.

By the way...

I got this letter.

Youth Entrepreneurship Corporation

Result of the approval of the
Project Plan

Final List of Qualified Applicants:
Xian Ziying Podcast

Father

What happen? What is...?

Happens!

Father…!

That is something good?

- of course, it's about the Podcast!
-Very well!

(cui machao)

(Special thanks)
(Choi Jin-soo, Park Woo-ri, Son Young-mi)

I'm broke!

Sunbae Yeon-hee

hey, woo-ri

Did you get home okay yesterday?

of course, thanks to you.

very well

Would you like a cup of coffee?

No, I'm fine

You don't mind me writing that column

I really hate that kind of thing

Okay?

Why should I care?

Okay, this...

- And... - Oh, that...

I'm committing

My boyfriend returned to Korea last month.

I didn't want to hide, we broke up

Anyway thank you very much
for yesterday.

I am also very happy

I'm going.

(Musical "The Bad Woman on the Beach")

Today's drink for the celebration
of Xian Ziying run from me!

Zheng Yusheng!

- Thank you.
- How nice.

Boss

Go!

- You drink first, I'll be right back.
- drink well

hey, congratulations

I told you you could make it

Hey, when did you say that?

You said it was almost impossible, right?

Hey, forget it... thanks for
help me celebrate

The life of 29 years is just
friends, cheers!

Health!

Just friends?
What happened to minxi?

Who is Min Seok?

How who is he?
your new boyfriend

What happen?

Hey, did they break up so soon?

Is Sunbae Zhu Yanxi going to get engaged?

But she slept with you?

Wow women are so scary

Hey, is this all your fault?

I wouldn't be like this if you hadn't
made take that column

Hey she's lying

Than?

because you are technically poor

She will lie to you about committing

Shut up! What are you talking about?

Oh so bitter, oh so bitter

I also know that your technique is very poor

I'm not surprised at all

What do you know, gunslinger?

Gunslinger? You're crazy?

Forget it, hey, check this out

- come on, pose
- What are you doing?

-What are you doing?

Come here, what are you doing?

- Show your sincerity and take a photo!
- What the hell are you doing?

Ok, the dick looks huge, that's it!

Do you want me to teach you how to live
until you're half tired?

it's okay to fall in love

Do you want me to teach you to be happy?

just don't fall in love

It's very simple.

Let's talk about that dream
spring right now

I woke up at the time
I was about to ascend

But how can it be more comfortable
in a dream?

Hey, it's hard to have an orgasm
in real life

But in the dream, all the feeling
is concentrated there.

it is very nice

It's enough...

I heard that dreams
Sex is about money.

- Shall I buy a lottery ticket?
- Dreaming about sex is just a desire for sex

Can't you be a little more polite?

My husband would be horrified if he heard
this matter.

What are you talking about?

No one can predict if
it will really work

Do not tell me!

I am a professional lawyer
of divorce.

call me anytime
if you need advice.

Forget it, I don't need your help.

that nasty.

I'm going!

Hey, I get it, we'll talk

of the 29 bans
when I come back.

excellent

Hey Xian Ziying

honestly why are you
in a relationship?

Do you want to fall in love or miss sex?

I read in the book...

The emotion of love is in the head
when you're a teenager

in the 20's it's in the heart

After the age of 30, it falls below the navel.

Great shot of Rodin with big cock

- Hey, what's your blood type?
- type O

What is his epitaph?

I don't have an epitaph

hey let's make one

make it flashy

"I live a lazy life"?

ok but don't do that

"I went to your mother's Korean school"?

don't do that either

"Are you good at fighting? Go to the top floor with me"

Isn't that...oh?

last floor?

Exterior? sex? Outdoor sex?

It feels good, outdoor sex

(Follow me to the top floor!)

Good

It's ready!

(Snow White, 23 years old)

(Meet her lumberjack in Magpie Bridge Me!!)

How many times will this notice appear?

What happen?

Do you know "Magpie Bridge Me!"?

Why did you install this?

I don't know either, after breaking up
with Kim Min Suk yesterday.

I installed it in a hurry.

Notifications keep showing up
early in the morning

- Dating app?

My classmates found the teacher who
he talks about the cram school there.

There are some nice people.

Hey, it's just a date with a
some longing sex

feel uncomfortable when playing
together and then unhappily part

What about "a one night stand"?

Lunatic, what are you talking about?

The women have left you and you have
to write a column.

Think of it like killing
two birds with one stone.

a lonely vacation

meet your true love
in "Magpie Bridge Me"

Your Spring Festival will be more prosperous...

richer... more complete

You're crazy?

You want to meet a stranger here

And then be raped and quartered?

Delete him when he says something nice.

You will be 30 next year.

How long are we going to talk about
Childlike love?

It's all because you don't know
a real partner like me.

As long as you meet a real couple,
they can grow old together

Hey, why don't you understand human speech?

I just said I don't want to do this for love anymore...

Emotional labor does not pay well

Do it as you want...

Shakespeare also defined love
like a mental illness.

Hey, people in this era don't
should be loved

Intoxicated with all kinds of feelings,
and then full of tricks

Let's see what it looked like when we broke up

It seems that I have never loved,
there seems to be a deadly hatred

Women can't stand

that the man who downloaded is happy

Hey, do you want me to find happiness in this?

Who told you to fall in love?

Touch that delicate line

how to fall in love, sex, belonging

Readers love content.

but how crazy

would like to be interviewed
such a column?

why do you say that?

Hey, lunatic, of course
it is an interview!

Anyway, it will be anonymous and will adapt,
so why say it?

Now that things have turned this way

Write it like a novel.

Hey, anyway, you have a page and
you can still earn money.

You can also see the reactions of the
readers, three birds with one stone

What are you doing...

You are good at writing articles,
but you're not doing well.

Anyway, don't think about
give up like me

you belong there

Just listen to the editor

It is a great place to accumulate experience.

So let's solve the position of
Miss Xian Ziying...

Even though you hate dating,
do you want to have sex?

So there's no need to avoid
dating apps.

It is actually more convenient.

Because its purpose is simple and clear.

So if you catch a disease
of sexual transmission, are you responsible?

If you have an STD

I'm not going to eat the rice cakes with you
Grandma Mapo's Spicy Fried

I am Xian Ziying from Konglingdong.

I once wandered the Pacific Ocean

as if it were a game

so who have you been fascinated with
Recently?

The gym has a nice

I'll have it soon.

Hey oh my! Xiang Ziying!

Nangong Sangwoo is getting married!

My God

Xian Ziying, your time
it's really perfect

Hey, he used to be your true love,
TRUE?

marry, marry

Hey

Okay?

I'm just…

hey it's ok

you can also have a boyfriend

You... you'll bring that cutie from the
gym here.

If I bring it here in a week

What can you do for me?

Hey, it's your need

-Why do we have to do something?
-why?

Hey, gambling is what you believe
the desire to win.

That's why I want to bring it here,
you all bet the same

To be honest, although sincerely
I encourage your reboot.

But it always seems that
you can't bring it...

I bet 100,000 won

I bet 200,000 won

- Hello
- Hello

- Hello
- Hello

Do you like to drink beer?

Of course

Do you want a drink after that?

hmm i would like

Great

mom!

protein

Mom, can I go out for a drink?
beer after we finish?

You will gain weight, you can only
Have a drink

Of course

And with low-calorie snacks

-Now you know?
-Okay

- as dried minnow
- Hmm

Beer goes better with dried scallops,
TRUE?

Yes, that's right, Xiaoming Taiyu

- Get home before 12 o'clock
- Yes.

Hey, there are many people who know each other
in reading groups, right?

I heard that the book club in
Hyehwa-dong is a popular place.

Catch the man who catches your eye
when you open the door

Hey, to be honest, the bottom
of the body is very important.

After climbing the mountain
turn up the bottom, come on!

Are you okay?

But honestly the only true thing
it is destiny.

Wake up, it's the last stop.

Yeah take it as soon as you feel it

"Do you want to have a cup of tea together?"
This old line works fine.

Can we have a cup of tea together?

But the ancestors were not always like this.

What should be done then?

Should we worship them?

that…

Hang on a minute…

Are you going to be adored by me today?

Hey, do all the normal men
have they entered the burrow?

I have a student loan
30 million won.

Rental loan 60 million won

A total of more than 93 million
won in debt...

You have said it for the third time, Ziying.

Can't you have a normal relationship?

I owe a debt of 96.38 million won

How will they fall in love?

It's alright, even a debtor can fall in love

I'm returning the 9,600...

while spending money on dates

How many men are there on this earth

It's worth it?

Even then I'm only 29

I can't give up sex

The United States also has this problem.

Do you know what the biggest problem is?
United States right now?

It is the sexuality of those in their 20s and 30s.

I can't find a solution
that's the main problem.

What does this represent?

Even if the English is very good,
it's useless.

such a cool mouth...

Hey, come back after you drink this.

and don't suffer from a hangover all day tomorrow

Why did you give me this?

I want you to cheer up

What are you staring at?

What are you staring at?

what are you doing hey what are you doing hey

No, enough, alas! Hey!

(Dad: On the first day of the new year, you can rest)

Yes, today is New Years...

Nerd!

(Miss Xian Ziying)

(Meet your lumberjack at Magpie Bridge Me!) (Spring Festival will be more prosperous)

(uninstall)

A week becomes a thousand days

Xian Ziying who eats garlic and wormwood will turn into a bear

Ziyin

I think you have to transfer 100,000 won to me right now.

(Blue Star Traveler, 27 years old)

(Xiao Shuo, 31 years old)

(Hao male, 29 years old)

(lonely night, 34)

(Big Bird, 31 years old)

(Big Bird: Yo! My baby, where are you?)

(Hello~~)

(Seen)

(Big Bird: Hey, do you want me to come over now?)
(I'm burning with lust right now)

What is this guy talking about?

Really

(you have a new reminder)
(banana peel )

(Red Ginseng Candy Thief)
(Chicken and pigeon to lose muscle)

(Rice barley barley said)
(Touch you as light as you want)

(Handsome Songmin)
(sexy hairy man)

(Sleeping, 29 years old)

I'm sorry... did you wait long?

Hey, mama said it's for you, take it

sleep...

The name is "sleep"?

excuse me

Yes?

Do you sleep"?

Ah... that's right, yeah

I'm the one from "Magpie Bridge Me"...

brown-eared bulbul

Hello

Hello

Sounds like you're going to donate blood?

Yes, because I arrived early.

- you see the blood donation cart there
- Yes...

Okay…

It seems better to take a walk

It's alright, this way

But what's up today...

Hyun Bin's style in "Late Autumn"?

no, it's not like that

Do you believe in sects or something?

I don't, and you?

I? Of course not, I'm not crazy

Do you have a wife?

what are you doing now?

answer to me

there's nothing wrong with knowing

I only came out to find you, right?

Okay…

But your mother shouldn't be
chasing us from where, right?

You're not the type to tell your mom
what happened today, right?

No, my mom doesn't really pick up
my calls.

- that's how it is
- Yes

I will say it first

My dad is a detective in the
crime squad.

well... hard work

They took my blood, do you want to eat something?

it's okay

Before that, shall we introduce ourselves?

"Sleep" is not your real name.

- then don't laugh
- OK

My name is Xi'an Ziying.

My name is Park Woo Ri.

- Park Woo Ri?
-that's how it is

Is it pronounced like "Yuri"?

My God...

I'm sorry

we go

it's good

Do you seem to donate a lot of blood?

Do something good in the new year.

What about these cold noodles
from Pyongyang?

Good food for the new year.

So this is your vacation schedule.

But how do you eat so little?

Is the water good for
cook rags? and it's expensive

- Auntie, we want a bottle of soju
- okay

wastage of food during
parties will be punished

Do you want a drink?

I'm fine

will you let me drink alone
early in the holidays?

To commemorate our meeting
with shameful names

Do you want to stop using honorifics?

Well you didn't use honorifics
anyway.

i will be honest with you

I am using this dating app
for the first time.

For various reasons, I came here after
to think a lot.

Although I don't usually regret it

But it seems I have to understand
who are you

Meet honestly through
this dating app.

Who knows if you're thinking "Okay,
then there is such a crazy woman"

Because you are a girl, of course
you think that way

Because I'm a girl?

I mean…

For girls, it may seem more dangerous.

Okay

So why did you choose me?

I think there should be a lot
people who "like" you?

Just because everyone's photos are so bright

The more it is, the more unseemly it seems

...just because you're more like someone who doesn't have an STD

Did you go out to have a girlfriend?

It is not like this

So why are you here?

East

I don't know why but maybe
is similar to you.

Oh

Okay…

Do I have to say that I'm getting tired
a little?

I am alone, I am alone

After meeting like this,
get to know each other and say nice things.

Come here to take care of each other like this...

It's good to talk about love
it's good to talk about it

But I'm in the break period?

I also need to vent my body, I don't know

I dont know

Don't you want to be in a relationship right now?

I would like to talk about it if the situation allows it,
but it doesn't seem to be now.

Do you still think I'm a weirdo?

does not matter

I didn't go out for serious love affairs either.

I'm still like an interviewer, it's fun

I feel like I'm not suitable for dating.

Even if Prince Charming shows up,
it is useless if he is small.

you are so funny

May I ask what job you have?

I work in a bakery

And you?

I work in a publishing house

I make some reference books

You like to read books?

- reading a book? -Okay

I haven't read a book in, like, three years.

Don't you read magazines or something?

A 29-year-old woman shouldn't
wasting time on magazines

I see

Hello! Are you really going to sleep with him?

Did it end so soon? Is it a rabbit?

If you don't call before 22:00

My friend's cousin works in the squad
Guangsou team drug dealer.

i will contact you immediately

Where is the hotel? Hongdae? Chung-dong award?

Cheer up!

Forget it... I await your opinion

Have you forgotten?

Deliver before 12 o'clock tomorrow,
Font HCR Batang

font size 11, 3000 words

I will be waiting for it

Hello how are you doing? She is pretty?

Can you write something?

Did you check?

Okay

Two bowls of cold noodles 24,000 won

8,000 won for two bottles of soju

16,000 won per person, right?

That math is weird

Whether it's a brother or a child,
we will know soon.

Hey, if you're gonna dig up my liver and
kidneys when i go up

- I am going to kill you
- hey

Why is this only on the sixth floor?

Than?

It's clean here, not bad.

Well, the decoration is simple and neat.

Because it's New Year's Day?

Everyone must be in the homes of their relatives,
TRUE?

I think so

If you're hungry, eat before you go.

I had a good time today

Yes?

be careful on the road

Walk slowly

- Hello eh?

that…

How many likes do you usually get?

Than?

I'm just a little curious

Boys usually don't even have
a like a day

I'm curious how many likes
girls get?

But why do you suddenly feel
curious about that?

namely

Are you afraid that you will find me
with other people?

It is not like this…

... thank you very much for choosing me.

so suddenly?

Okay

I'm going

Walk slowly

And... hey!

We are going to…

Contact? i will contact you again

(Title: Vacations Are All About One Night Stands)

(Title: It's Ambiguous) (Whether it's a holiday or a one night stand)

29 years old and 33 years old... I don't feel well

But generally, if you are four years younger,
you don't even need to read all eight characters.

But I've already seen all eight characters in that area.

Like?

you are so excited

Hey, but do you really sleep once and it's over?

I don't know, why did he ask that at the end?

Are you taking me for a bargain?

Anyway, that's what you guys got together for.

Why should you care?

I don't know, it's just annoying

Wow, you're actually waiting for the other party
communicate with you

Whose? I?

It is not true

Are you cheating on a lawyer?

Do not

-not? -Do not

You really have to be careful with your mouth,
I'll say it first.

Hey don't be mad at me

You must contact him first and meet.

What are you talking about? I said it's over

I still do not understand you?

You can tell by the look on your face that you like her

That look should be a good match.

-Okay? -Grandma!

What eight characters?

Grandma, are you okay?

- I'm very worried - How are you?

Grandma, are you okay?

I'm good...

- but... - I was really puzzled

Did you read all eight characters?

Than?

-It was her who saw Bazi with her boyfriend a few days ago- That ah...

Don't worry about the characters for now, Sun Bin, first change companies.

They are not married yet, help the divorced

Your own fortunes are gone

I really think it's funny

I really want everyone to get a divorce

but your law firm

Is there no one suitable for our Ziying?

Grandma, Ziying, now has SP (bed partner)

SP? What's that?

-SP… -Muffins!

-Okay? - Magdalenas, SP

Well, since ancient times, muffins
they are meant to be shared with everyone.

Grandma, you've transcribed something really amazing...

By the way, the Podcast project I applied to
the grant at that time passed the result.

Now I can officially get to work, Grandma.

Grandma gathers all eloquent friends around

But is anyone listening to that?

of course

Grandma, these things are more popular than
traditional radio these days.

So what should we say?

The theme of the first episode is "The Protagonist of My Life"

protagonist?

Grandmas live for others

children, husband, single parents, in-laws

But let's talk about this

I am the protagonist of my life...

Ouch, what do you mean by the leading lady?

Okay?

Who is the protagonist of her life?

Ziying are you like that?

If I am not the protagonist of my life,
Who is she?

a small supporting role

Than?

29 years…

just the right time

I'm going to sleep

go to sleep, grandma, oh

A supporting role is a supporting role, what kind of supporting role
of a little gangster?

(Episode 1: It's very ambiguous)
(submit first draft)

(Editor-in-chief... send)

(send)

(sleeping)
(I'm almost there, see you later!)

(it's good!)

(Hey, are you asleep?)

(What do you do...)

(sleeping...)

sunbae

Why do you come?

Something happened?

What... what's up?

how are you

Thank you so much
for yesterday

Woo-ri, after you go down, come back up

Park Woo Ri!

come here

What happened to you during the Spring Festival?

Than?

The spine

that…

Editor, I don't think I'm fit
to write a sex column.

you are really admirable

How can there be a way to not mention sex in a sex column?

you are a real writer

I thought you were fighting me at first.

But after reading it, look at the reaction.

I think that's all

It's what makes everyone not want to stop!

"Great Sex Or I've Never Heard Of Advice"

That's not the point

This emotion...

Two men and women awkwardly meet

circling each other like cats

But like a poisonous snake
trying to eat

So there should be sexual content...

After entering the motel

Why is the next sentence leaving the hotel?

Are you playing difficult with your readers
right now?

Are you really a genius?

Oh…

that…

Is your story imaginary?

The story of a friend?

Or an interview?

Is it your story?

he told me to do it
the best he could

Write this in five

Five?

I am not asking for pornographic content of your photos.

but to make people addicted

In the 30 years that I have been making a magazine

I have never seen this style

Receipts for beverages and hotel expenses

I will support all costs

that…

What this girl said was unusual.

dig a little deeper

This is a bit…

I'll keep it a secret from you.

Suffice it to say that's what his
investigative interview of her.

that's not a lie

I'll be responsible, don't worry.

just do it

Leave away

so beautiful

She said "I'm sorry" and asked you to forgive her.

Sumbae's boyfriend is so romantic.

He looks so expensive, so good, so envious

Dad, I have to get off work.

Ziying, this...

What is this?

your letter

Dad, what are you doing with this?

I told you to throw out everything the TV station sent.

It's only for you, how do I lose it?

I no longer work on TV

What do you do with these prints?

You worked so hard to prepare for the
entrance exam

Don't you think it's a shame to give up like this?

Dad, just say I've found a way out.

That youth race or something

It will be very difficult to see...

Has she ever thought about what I really want to do?

Than?

Why do you only think about yourself?

Because his daughter has nothing to brag about

So she makes you sad

ok i get it

Dad, you too... just live your own life now

Hey?

Hey, won't you fight with your dad after 30?

Hey, did I hear that they left you after sleeping once?

Hey, who was left?

I already blocked that idiot

Don't do that, I'm with my boyfriend's friends.

Come to Yusheng Brewery, do you want to come?

Those students from the sports academy?

Yeah, did I mention it? they are all good

There is someone who looks like Park Bo Gum

Oh Park Bo Gum

-Yumi- good

hey come here

ok i'm leaving now

what happened?

baby

Do you thank me too?

Than?

well

you have been taken for granted

she is not honest with you

You just need a little comfort
hot for a while

So why do girls do that?

All girls are like that, no girl is like that.

bitch...

Why do guys do that?

Obviously, you know it's wrong.

But do you forget when you see beautiful girls?

in the end he is a self-proclaimed hero

You understand me? What do you know?

You don't have the courage to make a scene with
a committed man.

I can't fight for love, I can't
easily reject

- hello
- what's wrong?

Don't you know how to comfort others?

It is also worth consoling, and I will be consoling.

how I console myself

She stole other people's things?

I can't communicate with the girls

calm down and think about it

If you were a woman, would you be attracted to
for someone like you?

I definitely will, I will

Ordinary, no, absolutely not

Sure yes, ordinary, no...

usually

usually?

If a child thinks it's normal, then
he has to go back two stages.

…absolutely not

Why? Wait a minute then...
what about the girls? and with you?

I? i think she would

But there are many girls in Korea who
they belong to the "will".

So I'm not competitive

that's sad too

Reality is cruel, but you don't want to lower the bar

But right now, I still want to be dissatisfied.

It's been a vicious circle, it's really ambiguous.

Hey

Okay?

Is my technique bad?

How to say it?

Second class?

Right, coach?

I feel like I just walked into the
barber shop to shave my hair...

It's not a joke, I'm serious

I like it

Yes?

I'm full, right?

totally agree, agree,
moderate, disagree...

Don't talk about that one in five...
I'm serious.

he is so cute

Pretty enough to call you that?

Do you think girls complain about boys?

That's because the girls get excited when they hear their moans.

It is true…

Your parents really taught you well and you are very honest.

My mom died a week after giving birth to me.

Okay?

my mom was only 30 years old

Oh…

I turn 30 next year

it's too soon to die

I lived my life thinking that I was living
instead of my mother

But from the age of 30 I want to live a
different life

be the protagonist of my life

How cute

Something that embarrassed you
Recently?

I harassed my best friend after drinking the other day.

and i was rejected

What do you fear more?

account balance?

And you?

- Needle - Needle?

needles, tattoos

Which sexual location would you like to challenge?

Wheel of Fortune

Wheel of Fortune?

Will it shake and fall?

Great, right? and you?

Did I study television?

Why?

but I tried

How did you try?

I briefly worked on television.

I see

hello what did i do in the radio studio

Sound insulation should be good, right?

Hey

How am I?

How about what?

I'm great?

You are a little...

do not speak

you are colored

Who is the craziest person you've ever
known in a relationship?

my first love

Why?

First love seems to have no reason

Not the first time in love, not the first time in bed

You only intuitively know

"So this person is my first love."

The results of that?

I'm in love with that boy

Your first love was not a success?

I followed that guy to the TV station.

and we've been in love for two years

But then he said he was going to break up

I really felt like the sky was falling

I kept begging her to stay by my side

As a result, I have been a friend of guns for over three years.

Do you know what is fun?

I haven't been in a relationship in those three years.

But that person not only knew me

he also fell in love with someone else

what a bad boy

You know what is more fun?

someone told me one day

There is a boy who likes you a lot

let's stop here

But he hurt me more than when he said he was going to break up

after making a fuss

The company spreads ugly rumours.

I left him

I heard that man is getting married this month.

I asked that boy last time
I slept with him.

with whom he was most comfortable in bed

he said it was me

But the person he wants to marry is that girl.

He said he loves her more

Damn, what kind of shit do you think that is?

Hey, should you go to her wedding and make a big ruckus?

rampage?

I love you?

Go to the wedding and tell the girl how your husband fucked me

What kind of person was he to let
broke off his engagement?

Sure hey get ready

and I go with you

knock Knock knock

I'm going to check the account

Are you having a good time?

Thanks for asking me a lot of weird questions today.

Actually, he really wanted to say it.

Even with my friends, I can't talk to
frankness.

just to chat and sex

He will fall in love, right?

But why is it so difficult?

Let's stop pretending to be so strong.

Actually, everyone is alone, bastard.

Is there anyone here who is not alone?

Hey

But why are you in front of me?

Why are you always by my side?

answer to me

hey get up

How much did we drink yesterday?

where we are?

what where? Of course it's a motel.

Hey

Did you mess with me while I was sleeping?

What are you talking about?

You said you were hot and you took off all your clothes

I covered you with the quilt when you were about to freeze to death.

really?

I also paid the hotel fee.

thank you, send me the bank account number

I've already passed it, send me half

OK thanks

What happen?

Than?

Is it a pity that you spend money without going to bed?

Or should I do it for you now?

You're crazy?

I graduated from the Department of Creative Arts.

And why did you do it so early in the morning?

Don't you feel shy?

Really

How?

very impressive

love is a fart

marriage sucks

right after a bunch of farts

get married when you want to poop

(I'm getting more and more curious)

(what the hell is going on in the girl's mind)

how nice

We'll try

Do it twice today?

Than?

Hello!

Do you know why it's "standing at thirty"?

Why?

hurry up... get up

(Quickly... Get up? This is the first time I've met)
(He takes the girl who tells pornographic jokes about her age)

we did it three times

Can you do it again?

(She awakened possibilities that I didn't even know)

this article is interesting

I heard it's true

you look at this

(She brought me back to my childhood)

I heard the girls can't go to the
bed if they don't let go of their feelings.

That's right?

No I have a way

(Even if I don't find myself, I always do
I look forward to it)

(She released my smile that had been dusty for a long time)
I told you not to do that

hey i really had an orgasm this time

Hey, but aren't we dating like this?

It's more like acting in a drama than falling in love, right?

(Maybe she won't stop acting)

(but if this is really a drama)

(I want to end here)

When does the next one depart?

(Is it because of this...?) Wait a minute...

(As a result, I couldn't help but say that
sentence... I love you...)

The total number of views of the column of
Park Woo-Ri surpassed 500,000!

stop typing on the keyboard

My present today!

Let's eat meat, bring your bag

Treats... more than 500,000 people

Congratulations to Park Woo-ri's master writer!

Congratulations!

Really thank you very much

- please take it easy
- ok, I'll do it myself

It's okay, just eat it.

Chief editor, are you too biased?

If you want me to be biased too

Just write a great column

Exceeding 500,000 views is
really amazing.

OMG!

517,000...!

amazing

I heard that the number of members joining "Magpie Bridge Me"
has also increased considerably.

Everyone seems to be in heat since the Spring Festival.

But was that really inspired by the content of the interview?

That's how it is

Stealing other people's leftovers while eating Pyongyang cold noodles

He also said that if the boys feel normal

That would have to go back two stages...

It's ridiculous, but it's true.

The style of articles written by Woo-Ri
It is also very different from usual.

Readers are also very skeptical and
They say it's very detailed.

What if it's my own story?

In this world, it's not impossible

Woo-Ri, you know they're praising you, right?

Just think that the readers are excited.

namely

Who knew that a sex column without sexual content would be so popular?

Perhaps because he majored in fiction and felt the words were full of soul?

I really envy Woo-Ri, and there is a fan club.

-Woo-Ri
- Yes

Write ten articles.

What to write ten articles...

It's a special request from the boss.

If it's a special request from the boss, of course you have to write it down.

-Okay!
-indeed!

- we go...
- not...

Very good... Our team still has bonuses to take this month

Bonuses…

-Bonus…! -Bonus…!

Our Park Woo-ri

You seem to have had a lot to drink.

Just looking at the article made me curious...

Are you really dating?

Do not

Yeah, it's not fun to go out so early.

Readers now wait

A flirt before a relationship is
inherently more interesting.

Did you know?

Woo-ri

start writing now

Than?

sex parts

Are you reading the comments of your readers?

everyone is sarcastic

Content that has been tormenting readers over and over again

also has a limit

"50 shades of gray"

The beginning of the movie keeps dragging

Then, when you actually have to present it, it's like a storm.

I feel like I need to write now.

official sex column

Chief editor…

I don't want to write anymore

Than?

I feel like I can't write anymore

You have not…

if i tell her she will forgive me

Do you like that girl?

Is that so?

Yes, why tell him otherwise?

Well, after that, she'll make up for it.

Don't you specialize in fiction?

Until now, to design, you have worked hard

Until the tenth chapter...

Treat it like you're writing an erotic novel, you're looking for information.

Or ask Cui Machao for help...

No, I don't really write anymore

Don't you understand what the mean?
special instructions from the boss?

As long as you write the tenth chapter well

He said that he would give you a separate page.

Didn't you say you wanted to write a novel?

think about it before the end of the weekend

If that girl knew about our column

Or Woo-ri interrupts the serialization at will.

As the person in charge,
I will not stand idly by

You come back

have a drink

At least I can learn the same now.

1、2、3、4

I will learn english

ziyin i love you

(Brown-eared Bulbul)

Hello?

Okay…

here now?

How did you get here?

…

I have something to tell you

Can we talk somewhere nearby?

Is there a cafeteria or something?

Cafeteria? Okay…

hey, nangong sang woo is getting married in an hour

Oh my God

Isn't this the restaurant he takes you to often?

What happen? Something happened?

It was you who said you were going to accompany me to a riot

Because I am here?

like trash

Let's go

we already got here

Seems like I shouldn't, let's go

Wait a minute, hey, what's wrong with this?

You don't want to say that she abandoned you after
go out with you and you don't want to give yourself to others.

It is not like this?

What do you know?

So why do you cry while drinking?

Than?

I ask why are you here?

That's it

At least check it out before you go.

We can't miss the groom's dance, can we?

I'm here to give the gift money.

okay wait a minute

Look forward

Than?

look ahead

- I'm sorry... - Run...

Wait a minute, sorry!

let me go wait a minute

Do not run!

I can not run

what's wrong with you?

Did you steal the gift money?

Hey, that's a crime.

What is this?

Even if it's not money, it's important

You'll be worried if you don't feel it.

An artist once said on television

She said that she hoped that after her lover left her

live a somewhat restless life

Hey, he'll be curious all his life, I don't know who gave how much.

The next time I change it to pack gifts, I can't ask them one by one.

You are really crazy?

How are you? Do you feel better?

East

I thought he was the main character in the
that guy's life.

but he was not

It turned out to be a supporting role...
I feel like this.

But I didn't imagine the difference, I thought it would be miserable

But it feels like a great supporting role.

Kind of cool and warm

cool words...

It seems that I want to try to escape

because I don't want to admit it

But as you said, fortunately

then i thank you

What does that smile from Park Bo Gum mean?

Than? Am I like Park Bo Gum?

15 years of blueberry cultivation in the mountains of Jeollabuk-do

Mr. Park Bo Gum, are you turning 45 this year?

very boring

By the way, what did you mean?

than…

Didn't you come when you had something to say?

huh... Ziying

What I want to tell you is...

Hey

Are we going to the Ferris wheel tomorrow?

than…

looks real

hateful

I am very hungry

Hey, Oppa is handsome, right?

-Again
- do not do it

-why?
-I'm dying

It's fun...

- play alone, I'm going home
- after the roller coaster

(Basket) Place the storage basket on the left side of the exit before leaving the place.

-Hey! your telephone!

captured us

Super fun

hey you look great

I go to the bathroom

I'm waiting for you here

(I'm up, you're down)

(We did everything but love)
(Is it right to continue like this?)

(Ecological Report 2021)
(Ordinary guys, type of girls)

(It's ambiguous) (Whether it's a holiday or a one night stand)

(Just a sophist who likes sex...)
(That kind of person is very good at doing embarrassing things behind his back)

(Why isn't there such a woman around me?)
(If you join Queqiao Me, you can meet too!!)

(Really? Then join Queqiao Me right away~!)
(There are many women like that in Queqiao Me)

Thanks, I'll post it on my phone.

sorry i just took this

Are you looking for a mobile phone?

- Is this? -Thank you

a girl just gave it to me

(Chief editor: Queqiao told me to help us put up ads!)
(Editor-in-chief: Park Woo-ri's column has surpassed 700,000 views!)

Xiang Ziying!

Ziying!

Hey Ziying, Xian Ziying!

Who are you?

Where are we going to talk?

say it here

How dare I go anywhere with a horrible person like you?

column?

what is that? What do you think

that's what i wrote

So far I have written five

Did you meet me to write about it?

It is not like this

And if it were not so?

From the beginning, you approached
me with a purpose, right?

I'm writing that without you, I'm so sorry

I really planned to tell you everything today.

Are you going to say everything?

Do you think I'd say thank you then?

You were showing off at the wedding scene yesterday, right?

you know it's not like that

Because I'm?

Do I look like a piece of shit?

hey it's not like that

Ziyin…

It's your job

Sex and writing kill two birds with one stone.

It must be fun, right?

That's why you said you have to pay for drinks and hotel fees.

Did you ever feel guilty about me?

sociopath

I'm going to sue you and your magazine.

you can sue...

can debunk everything

But are you really going to end up like this and walk away?

Can you hear?

I'm not the first, am I?

-than?
- How many people like me are there?

What are you talking about?

I'm asking you how many people has he played with that dating app.

i will remove them all

Anyway, this is anonymous and no one knows who you are, you...

No, don't take it off.

I will upload it too

(Bulletin board, victim of Park Woo-ri) That's what I wrote, that's right

So far I have written five

Interesting

I don't feel guilty at all

(It's very ambiguous, whether it's a holiday or a one night stand)

(feeling a desolate cold wind seeping through the whole body)

(Is it for the vibe of the day?)

(

(at rest)

Oye

I'll be responsible for putting that guy in the cell.

don't do anything, don't worry

before you show up

The netizen search team has already found this guy.

Worthy of being a power in information technology

so fast

Let me see…

Graduated from Luyi High School in 2010

In 2010 he entered the Department of Literature and Artistic Creation at New Stone University.

She entered the magazine in 2019

Totally crazy

Hey, aren't you so crazy?

Or is he good at writing?

Hey

I'm curious to know what was
spelled exactly...

- I didn't read such dirty articles...
- hey

But now netizens are divided
in two factions.

One faction is to catch Park Woo-Ri and beat that bastard.

One faction is that Park Woo-Ri's voice in
the recording file sounds very sincere.

I ask you to forgive him and marry him...

…so

- But I thought about it
- huh?

The people in that column didn't name you

hardly constitutes a crime of annoyance or insult

Your name is not on the recording.

We have no money, but we have fists.

As long as you catch him and beat him up, what do you do with the law?

Yes! Grab it and hit it!

Hey

Why are you doing this? I really do not care

Don't take the atmosphere so seriously.

You guys are super fun right now, you know?

Is the article interesting? it's just fun

My name is not in the recording file?

I have no loss

Why are you closing the store?

I just can't understand...

I also went with him to Nangong Sang Woo's wedding.

He said that he wanted to get revenge together, so he followed him.

But after that, I seem to be better.

But that means it's all a show, right?

So why is he putting on a show?

he said he was sincere

Is he really?

Then you should tell me quickly.

Why am I being found out right now, like a fool?

But I...

Damn, I knew it would end like this with him.

I knew it would be that way with him.

(Dad: Go to the kitchen and have the bean sprout soup I made to break the bar)

how annoying...

How can I live with such shame,
i can't live anymore

Oh, the dust is flying everywhere!

I got nervous early in the morning
and scared my luck

Cause I'm a little girl

Supporting role can't have nerves?

I turn 30 next year

When will I be an adult and when will I be the protagonist?

a little for today

Grandma, what did you say?

Leading, Acting, Supporting Role, Try It All

It's fun to live that way.

TRUE?

She asked to remove all items from the column.

She said that she would take responsibility and resign.

I heard that he will be referred to the Correctional Committee.

Was it the woman who sued?

I heard the editor in chief already knew

that woman is horrible

But he already knew that child would turn out like this.

(OMG! It's a picture of the man when he was in the army!)

(Brown-eared Bulbul)

The call you dialed was not answered,
after the beep...

It's the first "silver hair vitamins" podcast in "Thinking Back Then"

Charming and lovely host Ziying little cute

Spring 2022 is coming soon

So this week's 74th episode, we have prepared a special topic

"My life partner"

Who is the life partner of our
chatterboxes from Mianmudong?

(Park Mozi)

he is that person...

what did I say? I said it will be a hit

When did you say that?

you said it would be harder for your stool to bleed.

-Woo-Ri
-Yes

I'll ask you to work until 5 today.

Than?

If it wasn't for that guy, Hyun Ki, what of
Suddenly he's in trouble... Damn.

Put on those instant noodles

- okay
- I looked at the monitor screen for safety

I found Woo-rique you've been sitting and reading

You like books so much that you should go to the bookstore to work.

I'm sorry.

- I'm going
- Please take care.

Grandma

Okay?

However, the story of "Rirou Yegang"

I think the public will like it.

-Yes?
-Yes

Grandma will be happy as long as our Ziying is successful.

But what is the secret?

How did they get married and have children when they
met at the water mill?

Whether it's a watermill or a mill, does that matter?

The destiny of being together is destined to
be together

Really?

The destiny of being together is destined to be together

Do you have someone you want to be with?

I want to be together?

Hey, what do you think love is?

to love…

well i don't know

I was writing a novel

because I wanted to be successful

Although I finally gave up

My favorite novelist said something like this.

"Who has never loved cannot write novels"

ever since i heard that

I can not write

Do you want me to let you write novels again?

(Now compared to the misfortune of others)

(If there are more people who want to be happy)
(The world will become a paradise in a few years)

(Just do it!!)

(The protagonist of my life is me, oh me)

(Mr. Nangong Xiangyu) (I sincerely congratulate you on his marriage)

Hey, he'll be curious all his life, I don't know who gave how much.

Next time I change it to pack
gifts, you will not be able to order them one by one.

(Park Woo-Ri, 10,000 won)

Hello, what are you going to do on the first day of
new Year?

I will cook rice cake soup for you.

Come to our house, everyone is here.

Eat more, I have something to do.

Are you going to donate blood again on the first day
of the new year?

Does the set itinerary of eating noodles
cold after donating blood?

Certainly not

Hey, my husband's friends are here too.

That Park Bo Gum at that time was also there.

Park Bo Bubblegum?

Well here it comes again...

I know

A total of 36,000 won

- here
- thank you

- hard work
- please go slowly

People who waste food on New Year's Day will be punished

Ziying!

Ziying!

Who are you?

do you know me

How come you only come on the first day of the new year?

I usually come here when I think of you

It's funny, you don't understand the deliciousness of Pyongyang's cold noodles.

Comrade Ziying, I am from Pyongyang.

Hey, I donated blood before I came here, see?

I almost passed out when the needle went in

What are you trying to do?

Ziyin…

i really thought a lot

We really have that now...

Than?

love

I really make up for all my mistakes when it comes to love

We've done everything except love

And what's so good about being in love?

love each other, take care of each other

Have fun, that's all.

So why should I do those things to you?

do you want to fall in love?

Okay

Okay, a little bit of agreement, very speed dating…

Hey!

Ziyin

I miss you so much

Xian Ziying, why are you here?

Ziyin…

Can I follow you?

Okay?

I want to follow you

Can this movie be turned into a love movie?

So what is needed?

sweet confession? romantic kiss?

Even without that, even if we part

I hope it's also a good story.

'Cause this is our special romance