Not2Bad (2016) - full transcript

Swim... Swim, swim, swim...
Swim... swim, swim, swim...

Got it!

Head's up.
Look for your players.

Stay in
position, ready?

Let's do this.

It was the year 2016

The Traxy Three
came together once again

to do more of this sport they
call "Biking on Mountains"

They came to this place known as
the "California of the Europe"

to experience the
Spanish lifestyle.

This is their story.



We decided to rent
some scooters.

...you guys another way

Ready to ride

Surf board in that car.

Hopfeully these
bikes or us...

Come back
in one piece.

There's the cop.

We didn't even get out of the
driveway and the cops are here.

Hello!

Hola!

I guess I pictured it right...

Those two hours of sleep
would have helped but...

Whatever...

We're ready to coordinate
and choreograph,



a bunch of flying
brights for madness

closer together than your two
toes first thing in the morning.

You haven't worn sandals for 6
months, that's how it feels.

Yeah!

Sick!

We're going to
a soccer game.

Boys.

What're you...

We gotta shoot this morning.
Let's go. Come on!

I got the flu.

I don't
feel that good today.

Oh, my God.

I'm a roach.

We can't
make it today.

What are we going
to do today?

I say we
just wing it.

Look at that
statue of Sid.

Wow!

Look at this text
I just got from Sandro.

"How are you
guys feeling?"

We got him
good this morning.

Alright, I'm taking
the day off

Who's Tony Baloney?

Trails and woods,
on windy day

We're continuing the
food wars here...

Serious peak hours
involved in this one.

Ruben has his own skate park
in the city of Malaga.

So far it looks like it has pretty
much everything you could ever want.

It's got dirt jumps,
street plaza.

It's got a bowl section shaped like
waves of course. This place is awesome!

Cork ten, I'm
thinking today.

Aye...

Don't stare into it...

My eyes are red?

If you ride at night and
you put one of these on you

it's impossible for
a car not to see you.

If you're sleeping and a hundred
of these get thrown into your room,

it's impossible to sleep

Red light. Cool, cool.
Red light.

I get to ride
with the legend.

This kind of quality you don't
come by every day.

And when you do, you take
full advantage of it.

Wow.

Okay, that hurt
real bad!

Brett and Brandon are both
down for the count right now

with the sickness that everybody
has been passing around.

So how much footage do we
get on a day when both

Brett and Brandon
are sick, Ryan?

Not much, we might
get a couple whips,

a couple laps,
some lifestyle.

Well the wind is,
I mean, we can't...

We can't blame it all on them not
being here to make us feel inferior.

There is a
lot of wind.

We got a closing shot to our rap
video sequence. So we're stoked.

We call this move
The Wurlybird.

I think I made
the out-takes.

Air traffic control clearance.
Going to space camp in 3-2-1

Nice.

Hey. Do you know sailor's
favorite letter?

"R".

You think it'd be the "R" but
it's actually the "C"

God!

You saw that?

I got a P Card.
Pretty bummed about it

but it's life,
move forward.

Mine sounds the best.

We've got some superior
athletic ability on this team.

"I don't think I'll
come back in one piece.

"The bikes and
the humans."

Got that cracked! Brooks needs
a new pair of shoes, buddy.

Specimen athlete,
that we can work on lap after lap.

Ruda darlin',
darlin' Ruda.

How ridiculous is that?
It's all glass.

This, is this anybody here?

Ya-hoo.

Oh, my God.

Get into the rut.

Lean back,
you know.

Arms bent, knees bent,
attack position.

Look ahead.

Brett are you listening to me?
I'm trying to give you a tip, dude.

Wooh!

Let's do the wave
real quick.

All right!

These two act
virtually as sails,

which catch the wind, if the
wind is coming from this way

basically flips
the bike out,

you know,
like this.

And that's why you
don't ride in the wind.

All right I'm coming down...

Engines start.

Herman is quite a hit
in Espana.

Sorry

Never enough time.

Always in a rush
on these damn things.