Nobody Walks in L.A. (2016) - full transcript

♫ Some kind of love will never end

♫ Some other ones last for long

♫ Me, well, I think I'm lost again

♫ Quietly feeling small

♫ I don't want to bother you

♫ Just look what I found

♫ It's the smallest heart on Earth

♫ Alive but dead again

♫ I don't want to bother you

♫ Alive but dead again

Hey.



Hi.

Thanks for coming over,

ugh, I need a tap out.

Yeah, I don't doubt it.

He's been on a bender since Tuesday.

Have they talked at all?

No, they haven't
talked, he's just a mess.

Are his parents here?

No, they're out of town.

You got the place all to yourself.

Oh, yeah, no, I'm not
staying inside all day

with Captain Morgan.

It's good to see your face.

We should hang out more,
like the good old days.



Alright, good to see you.

Yeah, you too.

Miles?

Miles?

Becca, what are you doing here?

Nice to see you too, Miles.

It's been forever.

Yeah, well, you really
mastered the art of laying low.

Well, the last few months have been

really crazy for me.

Is this your old room?

It's looks different.

Yeah, my parents turned
it into a guest room.

It's very Hilton-esque.

Thanks.

I mean that in like, a nice way.

Like an upscale Hilton.

You know, not like a Hilton Express.

Okay, dude, time to get up.

Ah!

What are you doing?

You look pathetic,
so we need to go outside.

I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, you are, 'cause I'm in charge

of making sure you don't kill yourself

and there's lots of sharp
objects and pills everywhere,

so, let's go.

Becca, I appreciate the love,

but I'm not in the mood.

You got 10 minutes.

I'm not going.

Yes, you are.

I'm not.

Dude, stop feeling sorry for yourself.

This room fucking stinks
and you look like shit,

so put some pants on and let's go.

Becca, I love you, fuck off.

You know what you need?

For you to leave me alone?

You need some happy sad music.

What?

Happy sad music,
musically it's uplifting

and lyrically, it makes you
want to rip your heart out.

It makes you feel better about being sad.

Really Miles, "Un-break My Heart"?

Ooh, here you go.

♫ Nobody cares for me

♫ Nobody cares for me

♫ I'm so sad and lonely

Stop.

♫ Won't some cute little chicken

Get up, get up, get up, get up.

Stop.

Get up.

Okay, you are wearing pants.

♫ If you'll come be

♫ If you'll come be

♫ Mmmm, baby mine

♫ Cause I ain't got nobody

♫ Ooh, nobody, cares for me

♫ There's nobody cares for me

♫ For me

Cathy's?

Mimosa actually sounds
pretty good about now.

Is this your car?

Yep.

You getting in?

Nope.

Nobody walks anywhere.

Exactly.

I don't wanna walk.

Dude, it's five blocks.

I'm still
hungover from last night.

Whiner.

Are you fuckin'
serious with this parking job?

Probably should walk,

wait up!

Do you remember the day we met, Miles?

Can I buy a vowel, I
think I'm still hungover

from last night.

It was the first day of school.

Right.

You remember what we did, Bueller?

Oh my god, stop doing that.

We ditched school, we walked
around, we went bowling.

Exactly, well, we're gonna
do the same thing today.

Not in the mood to go bowling.

Well, I'm not talking about going,

well, actually, I could go bowling later,

I don't have any socks with me,

it's not the point.

What's the point?

The point is,
we're gonna take the day,

walk around and talk our shit out.

Our shit, what's your
shit, I know my shit.

You first.

The woman I was planning on spending

the rest of my life with just told me

she cheated on me and we're
supposed to get married

in two weeks and now I don't know

what the fuck I'm going to do.

Can you top that?

Not this year.

Didn't think so

Yeah.

What's your shit?

My shit.

I think I might move to New York.

That's crazy, why?

I know, well, do you
remember my friend Erin?

Yeah.

Her and I have been
planning this community

art gallery since college,

we'll sell our own art, we'll sell other

people's art, we'll give classes

and we'll do like a
community art project thing.

I don't know, we've been working on it

for a long time and
we've both been saving,

so, now is the time.

I think I'm gonna do it.

You do realize how insane
of an idea that is, right?

Thanks, Miles.

I mean, the only, the
one percent are even

spending any money on art,
it's not community art.

Where would you even live?

You sound like my father.

Well, I'm glad somebody
else is on the same page.

Oh and I have to let
her know by tomorrow

if I'm in or not.

This is not the kind of decision you

wanna rush into.

I'm not rushing into it,

we've been working on it for over a year.

We just found the perfect place

and we have to let them know by tomorrow

if we want to do the down payment, so.

Yeah, 'cause there's
like a real lack of rundown

commercial space in New York.

Wow, why do you care
if I move to New York?

I don't care.

I mean, I do, I do.

It would be weird not having you here.

Sweet.

So, now I have to figure
out my life's course

with my cheating fiance
because some slum lord

in Brooklyn said I need
my money by tomorrow?

What is that?

What?

What is that accent?

It was just slumlord.

Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, whatever, my head's spinning,

I'm gonna go to sleep, wake me up when

you know your life's course.

What is this, what's happening?

This isn't the Miles I know.

The Miles you know
had a really rough week.

Do you remember why that
day was so awesome, Miles?

No.

Because it was a day when
everything in our lives

was about to change and
instead of freaking out

about new teachers and
classes and new friends,

we just, we hit pause and walked around

and we talked shit out
and we took it all in.

Went bowling.

We went bowling.

Played skee ball.

Yes.

God, I miss playing skee ball.

Right?

The app's not, it doesn't feel the same.

It's not the same.

Life was still there
for us 24 hours later.

It was.

It's a different day, but
it's the same situation.

I don't know, lady, I'm not feeling it.

Come on, do it today,
today, me and you, today,

come on, are you in?

Are you in?

Are you in?

One second.

Hi.

Miles, honey, I've called Sam's parents

and we've set up a pow-wow
for tomorrow evening

so we can all just sit down
and sort this out together.

A pow-wow?

You're not supposed to be back from

vacation until next week.

Yeah, well, that was before we found out

that the wedding we've
already invested $20,000 in

might be cancelled.

Yeah, um, I'm sorry,
I just, I don't know

how I feel right now.

Miles, this is not about you anymore,

so if you're splitting, we
need to remove the emotion.

Mom!

Okay, money's involved.

Seriously?

Your father and I are
coming back for this, alright?

We're a team, we'll work it out together.

Alright, Mom, Mom, I just-

- Okay, no more arguments, alright?

No more arguments, we love you,

we're here for you,
we'll see you tomorrow.

Okay.

Everything okay?

Amazing.

So are you in?

No.

Are you in?

Are you in, are you in,
are you in, are you in?

Stop tickling me.

Yeah, I'm in.

Really.

Okay, here are the rules.

Really, there's rules?

You always do that.

What?

You get me
to decide on something

and then you tell me the rules.

You need to tell me the
rules before I decide on it.

Well, you
already agreed, so sorry.

This is so fucking stupid,

what are the rules?

Okay, the rules are,
we do everything the way

that we did them in high school.

I'm not wearing cargo shorts.

Thank god.

No, I mean, we didn't
drive in high school,

we didn't have cars, so
there's no driving today.

Can we get rides?

Did we get rides in high school?

That's a loaded question,
you got rides in high school.

Shut up.

Then yes, we can get rides.

Is that it?

Uh, no cellphones.

Fuck no.

Dude, we're not checking
them all day, come on.

You first.

Same time.

What about my iPod?

Your iPod?

Yeah.

You have an iPod?

Yes.

That's what this is for.

I don't keep my music on mine.

Oh my god, alright, as much as I'd love

to see you rock a boombox
on your shoulder all day,

your second iPhone will be fine.

You're a match.

You wanna talk about it?

No.

Cool, so what else is
going on in your life?

Um, she gets home from
work on Tuesday night

and I had already had like a suspicion

that she had been reading my diary.

What?

You have a diary?

Yeah.

Are you trying to make me feel better?

Sorry.

Anyway, I always put
the bookmark in the back

by the spine and a couple times I saw it

in the middle.

Wow, Nancy Drew is on the case.

What, were you fighting or something?

I mean, most days we're cool,

but some days, it just seemed like she was

just kind of like
looking right through me.

I just didn't think
anything had gone that far.

Right, so it's weird
'cause she's being distant.

Yeah, yeah, but I just didn't think

it had gotten extreme.

So what happened?

She denied that she read my journal

and I told her she was lying.

Ah, that's bold.

Yeah.

How did you know she was lying?

'Cause I knew she was
lying and then she just

laces into me about how
like, I can't trust her

and how fucked up that is that I can't

trust the person I'm gonna be spending

the rest of my life with
and that all my insecurities

drive her crazy and then
she decides to tell me

that she's, that she cheated on me.

Holy shit.

Yeah, fucking sucked.

I was blown away and I'm like,

there's no way you cheated on me,

you're lying about that.

Well, how did you know that she,

wait, how did you know
she read your diary?

'Cause I read her diary.

Miles.

Alright, let me know if you

need something, sweetie.

So, did she write anything
about his guy in the diary?

No.

Can I get
you something to drink?

Coffee, please.

Okay.

Yeah, and can I have
a coffee and a water.

Yep.

And a Diet Coke?

Okay.

And a chocolate milkshake.

Okay.

And a mimosa.

Just bring 'em all out as they're ready.

So, what'd you do when she
told you she cheated on you?

Freaked out, I mean, it's
like all my worst fears

coming true.

My whole life I just wanted a relationship

like my parents, you know,
like they fight, they bicker,

like everybody else,
but underneath it all,

there's like this love and respect

and like a genuine friendship,

I don't know if we ever had that.

So, I left the apartment

and I've been home ever since.

And you haven't talked to her?

She called, but she
didn't leave a message.

You didn't call her back?

I don't know if I'm
ready to talk to her.

Miles.

No.

Can I please have my phone back?

No, it's against the
rules, I'm not gonna look.

Trust me, it's for the best.

Whatever.

It is, you didn't seem too thrilled

about whoever it was you were talking to

on the way over here, who was that?

My mom.

Oh, how's she doing?

She and my dad are coming
home from vacation early,

tomorrow, and they've
already had a talk with

Sam's parents and we're having
a pow-wow to talk it out.

Wow, that's a thing that's gonna happen?

I tried to talk her out of it,

but she had a lot of
money had been invested

in the wedding and it was about
more than just me and Sam.

Damn, those Jews know how to guilt.

Yeah, oh, perfect timing.

Champagne, morning
beverage of life, cheers.

L'chaim.

Thanks, my coffee?

Just tell me who called.

No, trust me, it's better this way.

I'm gonna go pee outta my dick.

Is there any other way?

Outta my butt?

That's gross and unnecessary.

Interscope, we're throwing

a party for Kanye tonight,

so I could put you on the
VIP guest list if you want.

Yeah, you wanna come pick me up?

I could
do that, where do you live?

Well, I have a herpes support group

on San Vincente, but
I'll be finished around

eight o'clock, so you
can pick me up there.

That's really funny.

No, no, you don't have to be worried,

I haven't had a breakout in like, a week.

Valtrex really works, you know?

Great, yeah, I see

what's going on here.

Yeah.

Take care.

Don't be silly,
protect your willy.

Thanks for brunch, Miles.

Thanks for
getting me out of the house.

So, I have
to stop by the gallery

to pick up my check, can
you find something there

to keep busy for a minute?

Ugh, art, sounds depressing.

Miles, it's Sam, your fiance,

um, look I really fucked up,

please call me, I don't know why you're

not answering my phone calls,

but it's really important that we talk.

Yo.

Hey.

Good call on the happy
sad music, it works.

What are you listening to?

NWA, "I Ain't the One".

Did you do what you had to do?

Yeah, my boss is such a bitch.

Why?

She's cutting like, half my shifts.

New York's looking good about now.

Better every second.

What do you think it's called?

Fuck You, Bitch.

Emphasis on the you.

Definitely, definitely, I mean it's

obvious the artist came
home from a vacation

in a fancy European castle
he took his girl to,

she was like a bitch the entire time,

they ended up breaking up and
then he came home to America.

He painted the castle.

It's called "So This Is Love" and it is

Sleeping Beauty's castle at Disneyland,

which is literally the
happiest place on Earth.

Hmm, so you're looking at the painting.

See, I'm kind of looking
beyond the painting,

at the subtext.

Subtext, right, yeah.

What about this one?

Hmm, it's vagina.

It's a closed vagina.

It's a vagina he's never gonna have again

and this girl cheated on him,

he's left, he's over it

and now it's just a dusty,
locked away closed vag.

Uh, this one is called "Donazione"

and it is Michelangelo the day before

he starts painting the Sistine Chapel.

It represents, you know,
possibilities are endless,

with a open heart, the masterpiece that

you can create with love.

I don't see Michelangelo.

He's right there in the
middle, holding a paint can.

Eh, once again, the subtext.

Oh, what about this one?

We should go.

He's being sarcastic.

Yeah.

No, there should be
like a exclamation point

or like a happy face
or something, you know?

This is where
I hide on my lunch break.

It's all so subjective,

like who decides what's good art

and what's bad art?

We do.

Maybe you do, working in that

fancy schmancy gallery, not me.

No, I mean, you decide
whether you like it or not.

Just because it's in
a museum or a gallery,

it doesn't mean that it's good or bad.

You have to decide if
you like it for yourself.

Yeah, but it's not about talent.

It's like more important to be

a good salesman than a good artist.

Isn't that true
about everything in life?

I hope not, I
suck at selling myself.

No, I
don't care, I don't care.

Tell that bitch mother of yours

to get here, I don't care, traffic,

we know there's traffic
in Los Angeles, sweetie.

We know that, but I need you here now.

Now, I've got a meeting with
Zack Efron in 10 minutes, baby.

No, no you can't meet him!

That's the exactly the reason I never

want to be good at selling myself.

Guy's a complete douche.

Yeah, I know, that's why I don't wanna

live in LA anymore.

Yeah, but that guy's not from LA.

He's a transplant.

People from LA are actually cool.

It's all these douches that move out here

after watching too much
Swimming With Sharks

and Entourage, they think
you have to be a complete

asshole to make it in
LA, but really they're

just ruining it for
the people who actually

have like a, vision and
a decent moral compass.

Isn't Sam from LA?

So?

She's really cool,
Miles, have you thought

about maybe trying to work it out?

It's just a thought.

Yeah, of course I've thought about it.

I've thought about everything,
I can't stop thinking,

the problem is, I don't know what I want

and I haven't spoken to her,

so I don't know what she wants

and honesty, I don't even
know if I care what she wants.

I kinda wanna know what I want

before I talk to her.

It makes sense.

You can't answer it.

Don't want to.

Hello, hey, there you are,

this is Dad, uh, boy am I sorry that I

screamed at you so much
on the phone earlier.

I didn't mean to be that loud,

I just was a little
bit more than surprised

that you were suddenly
gonna move to New York

and leave your job here,

so anyway, just give me a call back

and we can discuss, sorry,

it just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

So, bye.

Shouldn't we be
a little more low profile?

Always a
sketcher in every group.

What?

You know, it's like the
first rule of smoking weed

is every group has somebody who completely

bugs out, I knew it wasn't gonna be me.

I'm just saying, we're not
even pretending to hide it.

But that's what they expect you to do.

You know, if you're just like,
walking around in public,

in the middle of the day smoking weed,

no one's gonna see it, because
they're not expecting it,

but if you're like, you know,
hiding behind a dumpster,

like tucked down in some
shrub, it looks shady,

plus it's practically legal.

I can't believe you're a teacher.

Believe it.

We need a new mission.

How about we go around Los Angeles

and we try and find the
most beautiful thing

we've never seen.

Way too upbeat for me right now.

Okay, I'll look
for the most beautiful

thing and you look for the ugliest.

Now we're cookin' with gas

This is for both of us, thanks.

Oh, man.

Just 'cause he can't hear us

doesn't mean we can't smell your fart.

I actually can't smell it anymore.

Just kidding.

What's his name?

Uh, his name is Eric
Abrams, but his friends

call him Gabrams.

Occupation?

Oh, he does valet down at the Biltmore,

but he's an aspiring barista.

Place of origin?

Duh, Florida.

Let's check it out.

No!

Where you from?

Huh?

Where you from?

Houston.

Oh, that's cool.

Is it?

Uh, I guess not.

Do we have any other questions?

What are you listening to?

Dude, you really care?

Are they good?

Yeah.

Nice fart by the way.

Thank you.

Oh god, it's so gorgeous out today.

Are you really ready to move?

New York's freezing.

Everybody just complains
about the weather there,

it's like how we complain about traffic.

I know, I know, but
I've been talking about it

forever and I feel like
if I don't actually do it

I'm just gonna always be a talker.

You gotta be smart about it,

you can't be like, I have to decide

in one day kind of decision.

I am Miles, I've been
talking about it forever.

So then what's the debate about?

Honestly, my dad and you
guys, you know, my friends.

What'd your dad say?

Ah, same shit you did,

what about your savings,
where are you gonna live,

blah blah blah, it's just,

you know, he's never say it
but he'd be lonely without me,

you know, I take care of him.

Does he ever get out?

Yeah, he's gone on a few dates,

I don't know, I think it's
hard for him, you know

because it feels like
he's cheating on my mom.

That sucks.

Yeah, it's hard.

Sometimes he calls me
by her name by accident.

How are you holding up?

Depends, sometimes
I wake up and I forget

that she's gone.

Can we talk about something else?

Oh, yeah, sorry.

It's still really not proper stoner talk.

Ugliest thing in LA, let's go, found it.

Ugliest thing I've never seen in LA,

Nickelback at the Wiltern.

I wonder how
Beck feels about that,

he's playing on Friday.

Probably the same way
Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra,

Judy Garland feel,
they're all rolling over

in their graves.

They used to run this
street back in the day.

All the Hollywood big wigs,
they lived around here.

My dad grew up around here.

Quality time with my dad would be him

taking me around all the neighborhoods,

explaining the history, the architecture.

That and watching Rogers
and Hammerstein musicals.

You must have
tried with all your might

not to go gay.

Wasn't easy,
still doubt it sometimes.

You know, when I'm in the car,

singing alone to Whitney Houston.

Early Whitney?

"How Will I Know", "I
Wanna Dance With Somebody".

Oh yeah, you can't not sing along to

the late, great Whitney Houston, RIP.

What was down here,
wasn't it The Ams-thing.

Ambassador.

And The Coconut Girl, right?

Yeah.

They tore those down?

Yeah, they built a 600
million dollar high school.

600 million?

Yeah, yeah, let's
just tear down a really

important piece of LA history,

lay off thousands of
teachers during a depression

and built a 600 million
dollar high school.

We love it!

Where Bing Crosby first sang,

where Marilyn Monroe
first signed a contract

to become a model, where Robert
Kennedy was assassinated.

Now the most expensive school
in the history of America.

That building
better be able to fly.

It's like, how many
teachers could you pay

for 600 million dollars,
our system is so fucked.

Bet the sloppy joe's are off the chain.

Whatever, I'm
just a cog in the wheel.

I stopped practicing
law because I actually

wanted to try and help people but,

sometimes I feel like
teaching's no better.

What, your kids love you, Miles.

Yeah, but they can't fire
the old shitty teachers,

which is why I might not
have a job next year.

These are the same teachers that like,

ream out a kid if they're
two seconds late for class,

but they won't just pull him aside,

have a conversation if he's flunking.

You might get laid off?

They fired everyone under
me, so I would be next.

Oh, god, I know it's hard.

You gotta stick with it, you know?

It's really important
that there's teachers

who actually care.

Yeah, but I don't
understand why you would ever

get into teaching if you
don't like kids, you know?

I mean, I feel like sometimes,

my kids are the only people I believe in.

What's up, fag?

Fuck you, you little shit.

Too bad your girlfriend doesn't know

that you're a fag.

Too bad I'm not his girlfriend.

She does know he's a fag.

Couldn't you have been my girlfriend

for like two seconds?

Oh, sorry, I can be your
girlfriend for two seconds.

Whatever, I take it back, fuck kids too.

Yeah, fuck kids.

Man, you held your own though.

I have bad news.

Even though Nickelback at
the Wiltern is hideous,

it can't be used for the
ugliest thing in Los Angeles.

Why not?

Because you've seen
a hundred shitty bands

at the Witern, it has
to be something you've

never seen before.

That sucks.

Game's still on.

It's weird, how many people do you think

live on this street have any idea

what kind of crazy shit
used to go down here?

Um, not a lot.

It's like this entire
area has had it's history

completely erased, does anybody care?

Jesus, Miles, yes, people care.

Do the people of Koreatown
care, no, probably not.

The people in Koreatown are worried about

putting food on the table and cheap rent.

Koreans and Mexicans don't care

about history and culture, wow,

there's nothing worse than a
well intentioned white person.

I'm just saying, not everyone in LA

grew up with a dad who was
trying to turn them gay.

You know, I'm just
saying, why make history

if no one's gonna remember it?

Do you need a hug?

I feel like you need a hug.

I do, a hug would be nice.

Miles, it's not up to you
or I to save history today.

Let's leave that up to the LA Conservancy,

they can be pissed about it.

We've got too much on our plates.

I'm a member of the LA Conservancy.

Oh, of course you are.

Eric is calling?

Interesting.

I'll let you answer it if you let me

check my messages.

No phones today.

Who is he?

Just a guy that I was seeing.

What happened?

Nothing,

uh, I don't know, I kind of
flaked on him a few times

and he was really nice about it

and said that I didn't seem that into it

and I should give him a
call when I wanted to rock.

He actually told you to call him

when you wanted to rock?

That's awesome.

Did you call him?

No, I respect the move though.

I respect the move, I wanna call him

and tell him I wanna rock.

It's all about the timing, you know?

Sometimes if things are
a few months earlier

or a few months later,

everything would turn out differently,

but, if the timing's off,
then the timing's off.

Did you see Jeremy this morning?

Yeah, I saw him for a minute.

How'd that go?

Oh, god, we're fine,
whatever, it's cool.

He still talks about you a lot.

Well, good for him.

This morning he said, "We
should hang out like old times."

Wow.

Yeah.

You're not still interested are you?

The guy who cheated on me?

Yeah, I can't wait to have his babies.

How'd you forgive him?

The first time?

Yeah.

The first time I pretended
like it never happened.

Yikes, that's hard.

The second time, I dumped his ass

and had sex with someone
with a much bigger dick.

So, I have to find a
woman with like a much

bigger vagina?

No, opposite.

It doesn't work.

Tighter.

That's what I was going to say.

Tighter is more revenge.

The tighter the better.

Hey, he doesn't
know that you're the one

who told me that he was
cheating on me, right?

God, no, I hope
not, I mean, I never told him.

I don't remember what I said,

oh, I said I could see it in your eyes.

I just stared at them and
said it like four times

until he started to cry.

He thinks I have ESP.

He totally does, that's it.

He keeps telling me that he knows

that you know that he's thinking about you

and then when you're ready,

you're gonna come back.

Stop it.

Tool.

Have any other guys in your life

other than rockin' Eric?

No, not really.

You know, relationship's are hard.

Tell me about it, women are crazy.

Not what I meant.

Oh, well, it's true.

Nice, what did you mean
Becca, oh, thank you Miles.

What I meant was I'm
super picky, you know,

and I know pretty quickly if I'm

interested in someone or not

and if I'm not, I don't wanna
waste their time or mine.

Too many people get into a relationship

because it's convenient or they're lonely.

I don't want that to be me.

So you knew that you weren't into Eric?

No, no, not necessarily.

So, you're not really
giving yourself a chance.

Yes, Miles I'm giving myself the chance.

Here you have a guy
who says the most awesome

thing ever, call me when you wanna rock,

and you don't call him,
he obviously like you

and this is the same guy you
just said two seconds ago

you didn't know if you liked him or not,

so how's that giving yourself a chance?

I don't know Miles, you know,

I've got a lot on my plate right now.

I'm moving to New York
maybe and I'm dealing

with my dad, I just feel like it went from

taking care of my mom
to taking care of my dad

and I don't have the time or energy to

take care of somebody else right now.

A relationship shouldn't be about

taking care of somebody else,

it should be about the two of you

taking care of each other.

Really, relationship advice?

Yeah, I guess I should talk.

I hear what you're saying, I get it,

it's just, I don't know,

a relationship seems daunting.

I haven't been single
long, that seems daunting.

Do me a favor, if you
get back together with Sam,

just don't do it because
you're afraid of being alone.

I mean, you just turned 30,
your values going way up,

mine's going in the opposite direction.

Your aura's off.

Yeah, I've had kind of
like a rough week, so.

Not you, her.

Oh, you're talking about her?

I agree.

What's wrong with my aura?

Beets.

What?

Beets, you need to eat more beets.

They're magical.

Beets.

Beets.

Thank you.

What about mine?

You're cool, man, good vibes.

Thanks, man.

Ugh.

He's the expert.

Yeah, I don't know
about that, thank you.

Beets.

Beets.

Where are we headed?

The beet store, obviously.

Blow me.

Where'd you go?

It's weird, it's like, she was the one,

she was the one I was going to spend the

rest of my life with, you know?

A couple weeks ago, everything was fine,

now, it's not like I
think there's one person

out of six billion that
I could be happy with,

there's not a lot of girls out there

that aren't crazy.

Everybody's crazy, Miles.

People who aren't a little
bit crazy are boring.

You just have to find someone
who's your type of crazy.

Sam was my kind of crazy.

How so?

She can like, shotgun
a beer faster than I can,

she could speak intelligently about every

proposition in the upcoming election.

She knew every word to "Regulators".

She makes me laugh.

So, the question is then,

can you still trust her?

I don't know.

That's what you gotta figure out.

I'm pathetic.

Why?

I read her fucking diary,
like, how sad is that?

If I just didn't do that,

everything would be fine right now.

It's not your finest moment, Miles,

but, we've all done stupid things.

I mean, you had a feeling
that something was wrong

and you were right.

I gotta give her credit,

she puts up with a lot of my shit,

I'm not clean.

I get wasted with the boys,

I come home and I wake her up for sex,

sweat profusely, I've got hair.

Okay, okay, okay, you're
literally describing

every non-homosexual man there is,

so, let's not give her
props for liking men, okay?

Yeah, but she's like...

Miles!

You're amazing, whoever you choose

is gonna be incredibly lucky,

whether it's Sam or not.

You're smart, you're confident,

you're really good with kids and animals.

You're an incessantly positive person,

you have an amazing outlook on life,

although maybe not the last three days.

You're, what else, you're hilarious

and you're sweet and you're so talented.

Keep going, this is
great, I'm enjoying this.

I don't know, I'm just saying.

Stop being such a bitch.

I'm actually surprised
we never hooked up.

Really?

I don't know, I don't
wanna make it awkward.

What did you mean to make it?

I just mean like, considering all the

drunken nights we spent
together in the last 15 years,

you'd think, yeah, maybe
something like that

could've happened.

We proved "When Harry
Met Sally" wrong, go us.

Fist bump.

Hey.

We did kiss one time though.

I mean, it wasn't a big
deal, you were blackout.

It was the summer before senior year,

we went up to Santa Barbara
for the Flaming Lips, remember?

Jeremy and Nicole went
back into the bedroom

to smoke pot and you
said, "If I spoke pot, I'm"

"gonna throw up all over the world," so.

I stayed out on the balcony with you

and then, you looked at
me and you gave me that

same shit-eating grin that
you're doing right now

and you said, "If we
kiss, then neither of us"

"would ever throw up again
for our entire lives,"

and then you kissed me.

I wished I had been right.

Oh, my god, me too,
you threw up everywhere,

over the balcony onto that woman
who was a few stories down,

oh man, she was so pissed.

And I passed out and you
went back into the hotel

into Jeremy's room and you
guys started dating after that.

Yeah, crazy night.

Can I tell you something?

Always.

I wasn't blacked out.

Dude, you were fucking gone.

But I wasn't blacked out.

You shit.

I had a crush on you.

What?

You were dating Nicole.

Yeah, but that train was
coming to it's last stop,

you know, we broke up
like four days later.

Why didn't you ever say anything?

I was nervous.

No, Miles, you were not a nervous guy.

It's weird to take
something from the friend zone

into the romantic zone.

Alright, well, good to know that doesn't

bother you anymore.

I don't know, whatever, it
was like a bunch of years ago,

you know, I'm over it, you know.

You remember that time,
it was like a few days

before that trip where
you came over to my house?

Yeah.

Yeah, I made you that
bean dip and you said

you had something important to tell me?

I told you that I had a crush on Jeremy.

Thought you were gonna tell
me you had a crush on me.

Oh, Miles, I'm sorry.

Oh, my god, it was 13
years ago, I'm over it.

You always treated me like
I was your little sister.

You used to give me noogies.

Yeah, it was total friend
zone back then, you know,

but you grew on me.

Well, when did you start liking me?

Middle of junior year,
I went to your house,

I knocked on the door,
no one came to the door,

so I just kind of walked around

and looked in your window

and I saw you just
painting, listening to music

and I just watched for
like an hour and a half.

Creep, taxi!

Hilarious.

Wow.

Crazy.

That is crazy.

I had a crush on you since
like the day I met you

until I started dating Jeremy.

No way.

Way, of course I had a crush on you,

I've always had a crush on you.

No way.

Miles, I was the new
girl and you were the dorky

funny guy who made me feel
at home, like right away,

what wasn't there to like?

I'm not disagreeing with you,

other than the dorky part.

You know, I never knew.

I wasn't gonna tell you.

Crazy.

See, this is what I mean, if our timing

was a little different, who knows?

Yeah, you could have been the one

cheating on me, I could have been walking

around with Sam all day.

Shut up.

In the world of affairs,
we live in our own age

in books we live in all ages.

LA Central Library, actually just named it

the Richard Riordan Library,

could have called it the Ray
Bradbury Central Library,

I mean, he spent his entire teenage years

teaching himself to write in here.

Fahrenheit 451 versus
an old balding ex-mayor.

Tough decision.

I like the LA Central Library best.

So do I, Riordan's not even dead yet.

You shouldn't be able to have a building

named after you unless you're dead.

What if you're super awesome?

Well, then you would
know you're super awesome

and you wouldn't need a fucking
building to tell you that.

I think I need a
building to tell me that.

Oh, for you, I shall make an exception.

♫ We're not a quite a wild window

♫ Opened to the aching hot sun

♫ Whether the heat warms our eyelids

♫ And our skins melt into one

♫ We're not quite a raging winter

♫ There's no snow where I come from

♫ The stars pan over our foreheads

♫ And our palms are wet and numb

♫ No you have not ruined me

♫ No you have not ruined me

♫ Despite your best efforts

♫ Despite your best efforts

♫ No you have not ruined me

♫ No you have not ruined me

♫ Despite your best efforts

♫ Despite all your best efforts

I love all the light posts in LA.

Yeah, they're pretty sweet.

They're so charming, you know?

Each one's so different and cool.

I've never really noticed.

You should start noticing them.

Yeah, okay, I think I will.

Can't use it as your most
beautiful thing though, right,

you've already seen it.

I didn't say it was
my most beautiful thing.

Alright, just saying.

I'm just saying, well, you should take

care of yourself and
find your ugliest thing.

Okay, alright, I think I will.

You're pretty ugly.

Nice.

Could be that.

You're uglier.

Oh, burn.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's a beautiful day for a beautiful day.

How you doin', sir?
Wanna watch?

Sit over here in the mezzanine, c'mon.

Who wants to dance?

Who wants to dance?

You wanna dance, sir?

Come on, come on, bring
it back, bring it back.

Great seats.

There we go, there we go, ho!

Improvised dance party.

He's pretty good actually.

He's really good.

You like men, you
like women, I'm looking

for some ladies, but I
don't care, I don't care

who's going down on me anymore.

I used to care, not anymore,
I use my imagination

and just imagine it's a 20 year old girl

that I met in Telemcula
and then it's, boom!

She's on your cock.

Boom.

In and out.

Even though it's a guy, it don't matter.

It don't matter.

Is he coming?

Is he coming over here?

Is he coming?

Yeah.

And he's here.

Hold this please.

What time is it?

Oh, I don't, maybe like 4:30?

I'm late.

Should we go?

Should we follow him?

Yeah, we should go.

What do you think he's late for?

Good with families and children,

bad with parking meters.

That's the ugliest thing in LA.

More sad than ugly.

Let's go.

It's sad though, you know, none of us are

really that far from
sleeping on the street.

Speak for yourself, I'm not conversing

with a parking meter.

You've never talk to
an inanimate object?

We all hear voices in our head, Miles.

Crazy people just say
what they hear out loud,

trying to keep them quiet.

Wow, I was not expecting
you to say something

so profound, I actually
need a moment to like,

process that.

Take your time.

Another difference is they smell.

Did you not smell yourself this morning?

Have a little compassion.

Ugh, my feet hurt.

Aw, poor baby, you want, want me to,

come on, come on, oh my god, ah,

see how compassionate I'm being?

Where are we going, do you know?

No, I don't, I kinda like that.

Yeah, me too, I guess.

It's nice, being able

to just like, enjoy the journey

and not worry about the destination.

You should
put that on a t-shirt.

We should.

Easier said than done.

No, I think we could if we wanted to.

Yeah?

Yeah, like in Italy,
when I was living there,

those people know how to live.

Tell me.

Priorities are completely different.

It starts out with family then health

then work, here it's complete opposite.

Okay, so like, if we were living today

based solely on Italian principles,

what would today be like?

That's a good question.

We'd move back in with our parents.

Okay.

We'd watch a lot more soccer.

We'd dress more fashionably.

Speak for yourself.

We would start using
olive oil instead of butter,

drink more red wine.

Yeah.

You know, just
generally have more fun.

Yeah, that sounds awesome.

Right, si, si.

Si, I gotta move
in with your parents though.

Ready to give all this up for New York?

I don't know, this place is amazing.

It's like the OG food court.

It's the best, this
whole street's the best.

What, Broadway?

Yeah, you can buy stuff on Broadway for

the same price they sell for in Mexico.

Really?

Yeah, three hats, 10 bucks.

Are they made of flour?

Corn, actually.

This whole place used to be carne asada,

pig heads, butcher shops, now there's

like a hipster juice bar.

I hate hipsters.

Hate is a strong word, Miles.

Don't give me your bullshit compassion.

These hipsters come in
and they like take over

our authentic LA, now
there's a Urban Outfitters

and an Ace Hotel on Broadway.

Would you rather the property
sits empty and languishes?

No, but they just think
they're so fucking cool.

You think you're so fucking cool.

Yeah, but I can just be cool by like

showing people I'm cool,

I don't need like a fucking mustache.

Whatever Miles, you have a uniform

the same as everybody else.

Do I?

Yeah, you shop at Penguin,
you wear Lucky jeans,

you like ball caps and
you wear white t-shirts,

I can name three guys
that dress just like you.

Please don't.

Just saying, you're not special.

Wow, single tear rolling down my cheek

for the next three hours.

People who wear one
uniform, they love to look

down on people who wear another uniform,

it's the human race.

I know really cool hipsters,

and I know super douche hipsters,

I know really cool guys
that dress like you,

and I know super douches
that dress like you.

That's the cool thing about LA,

it's like, no matter what your uniform is,

there's a neighborhood for you.

Yeah, but some uniforms still suck.

Like what?

The Nazi uniform?

I don't know, guess I've
never met a cool Nazi,

but uh, there's still time.

Ah, you like to push my buttons.

What's your uniform, Ms. Know-It-All.

I don't have a uniform.

Oh!

There's your uniform.

There's your uniform.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

♫ Remember way back in
the day when I was young

♫ Never ever thought she
could possibly be the one

♫ Life so bright, we'd
be chillin' in the sun

♫ Day turned to night,
when the party just begun

♫ Remember way back in
the day when I was young

♫ Never ever thought she
could possibly be the one

♫ Life so bright, we
be chillin' in the sun

♫ Day turned to night,
and the party just begun

♫ Met her way back in
the day when I was young

♫ Never ever thought she
could possibly be the one

♫ No, used to play up in my yard

♫ I never noticed you

♫ Sun was shining bright
and everything was beautiful

♫ Old school Nike's, even
then we used to kick it

♫ Remember when we started,
goofing off about the kisses

♫ Reminiscing about the past
and thinking about the present

♫ Acting like a kid I guess,
oh do you get the message.

♫ Chillin' by the beach

♫ Runnin' through the town, right around

♫ Laughing, bumping towels

♫ Me and you, we just might paint the town

♫ I never ever thought you
would be the one I'm feeling

♫ It's appealing and it's real

♫ And so you know just what the deal is

♫ Vibes on a good day whenever we chill

♫ Or we can dance the night
away, tell me what you feel

♫ Remember we were kids
and everything was simple

♫ Now I'm on stage and I'm
killing instruments, like

♫ Remember way back in
the day when I was young

♫ Never ever thought she
could possibly be the one

♫ Eyes so bright, we
be chillin' in the sun

♫ Day turned to night,
and the party just begun

♫ Met her way back in the day

I don't think there's
a song in it with whistling

that I don't like,

The Dock Of The Bay", classic.

"Don't Worry Be Happy", classic.

"Stranger", Billy Joel.

"Daydream", Lovin' Spoonful.

There's more.

"Patience", Guns N' Roses.

Genius, no,
there's more, there's more.

There's a, what's the
one, do do do do do do do.

What?

You know the one
that goes do do do do do do do.

Oh yeah, that
one, right, uh-huh.

I hate you.

No, you don't.

No, I do, kinda hate you.

No, you love me.

I'm pretty sure I hate you.

By the way, I've seen a
lot of beautiful things

in Los Angeles today, when
are we crowning a champion?

Oh, I saw the most beautiful thing,

like, an hour ago.

You didn't show me anything.

That wasn't part of
the rules, we said you

had to find it, you assume that we

had to share with each other.

That's so lame, of course we have share

it with each other.

You didn't see anything.

Yes, I did.

What did you see?

Not sure if I wanna tell you.

You didn't see shit.

I saw an older lady sitting
in a flimsy folding chair

in the middle of the sidewalk
knitting herself a scarf.

And?

And, you wonder why I don't
wanna tell you anything.

I'm listening.

She was just sitting there,
not waiting for anything,

not the bus, not the metro,
she was just sitting,

knitting, doing her thing.

Why is that beautiful?

I thought it was peaceful.

How so?

She was just doing
something for herself.

She was doing something to
bring herself some peace.

I thought it was beautiful.

I get it, I get it.

I mean, I don't think it
wins the day, but I get it.

Thank you.

You ever see
a PBR tallboy in a can?

What am I, an infant?

It's a thing of beauty.

Cheers.

How are your folks?

They're great, yeah, they've been up

to my aunt's house in San Francisco.

Oh, that's so cool, they're
always doing fun stuff.

Yeah, they literally had
a water fight the other day.

That's so awesome.

Yeah, the relationship
kind of simultaneously

makes me feel like a failure in love

but also that you know,
there's hope that somebody

I'll have what they have.

You will, it's all gonna work out.

Will it?

I think it will.

I mean, there's a chance that

it doesn't work out, right?

That's a possibility.

Yes, there's a
possibility that it won't work out.

It's weird, it's like
when we tell people

it'll all work out, how do we know?

We don't, you just
lie to them to make them

feel better about it,
but I'm not talking about

the situation, I'm talking about you

because I know you, you're a survivor.

Shit's gonna get thrown
at us our whole lives.

You gotta deal with it.

You take it in and you
laugh, you cry, you learn

what you can and you move on.

Is that the lamp from
"A Christmas Story"?

That is the most beautiful thing in LA.

Okay, that can be
your most beautiful thing.

It's so much better than

your most beautiful thing.

Oh, whatever.

What am I gonna do Miles?

What am I gonna do?

Waterfall?

What did you just say?

Waterfall?

Oh, man, I haven't done a waterfall...

I feel like we need a waterfall.

Really?

I'm prepared to go against everything

TLC taught me and start
chasing me some waterfalls.

Waterfall!

♫ The sun is shining but we stay inside

♫ Oh but we go out at night

♫ We stay in looking for a better life

♫ Oh but we go out at night

♫ We put up curtains, block out the light

♫ Oh but we go out at night

♫ And we stay in bed until we feel alright

♫ Oh but we go out at night

♫ I need meaning

♫ I need a mission

♫ I need a path

♫ I need conviction

♫ I need a life I've never had

♫ I need much more good and much less bad

♫ I need meaning

♫ I need a mission

♫ I need a path

♫ I need conviction

♫ I need a life I've never had

♫ I need much more good and much less bad

♫ Oh

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
let me help you guys

out here with these.

Bro, don't touch me bro.

Don't touch me, bro.

Sam's calling, do you wanna answer it?

Nah, fuck it.

You sure?

Yeah.

Why don't we skip anymore?

Oh, guys don't skip,
guys don't skip, okay?

We freestyle walk.

Freestyle walk?

Yeah, freestyle walk,
check it, look at this.

You like that?

Wow, bravo, bravo, yeah, I see.

Not any woman could do a sport like that,

it takes the strength, right?

Oh yeah, no, I've been
working on my leg muscles

for years.

Luckily, I am not any woman.

Wait, are you gonna?

Are you gonna?

Do it at your own risk.

I can't promise you're not gonna

get seriously injured.

Alright, ready?

Oh, God.

Oh.

Toe tap?

Just the toe tap.

That's amateur hour.

What, I didn't see you do it.

I didn't wanna show you anything

you couldn't handle.

Oh, anything I can't handle, right?

Yeah.

Alright, why don't you show me

something I can's handle.

Oh, you wanna see
something you can't handle?

Yeah.

Back up a little bit.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh.

Oh why...

Oh, my nuts!

Oh, fuck you, meter!

Fuck you.

Now, who's yelling
at the parking meters?

Are you alright?

Oh, that hurt my nuts.

What is this, what
is happening, this is awesome.

This is Art Walk,
wait, the vice-Mayor of LA

has never been to Art Walk?

I've always wanted to
come down to Art Walk,

I've just never made it.

This is awesome.

Welcome.

Have you ever
had anything shown here?

Nope.

Oh, so you're
gonna move to New York

to open up a gallery, when
you could just do it here?

That is the dilemma.

What's the dilemma?

Well, imagine this but everyday,

not just once a month, that is New York.

This could be everyday.

This could be everyday, it would just

take a little bit of time, you know,

but you'd be part of something.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Be the soundtrack.

You got the iPod, DJ Tanner.

Turn it up.

♫ If you're sure of yourself tonight

♫ Grab a coat and a suit and a tie

♫ Place the links on
the cuffs of your shirt

♫ Making sure that your hair is done first

♫ In your heart, in your mind

♫ You love, she wakes up paralyzed

♫ By your gaze tonight

♫ She will fall tonight

♫ I fell asleep in your big house dreaming

♫ She would wait for me to say goodnight

♫ In my heart, in my head she's turning

♫ Goodbye, goodbye tonight

Follow me?

Oh my gosh, hi.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here,
these are my photos.

No way, aw, these are beautiful.

Thanks yeah, I called you earlier

to invite you out, glad
you decided you wanna rock.

Yeah, I'm glad
I'm here too, actually.

I'm here with Miles, my oldest
friend from high school.

Miles!

Pleasure to meet you, Miles.

Miles!

Hey, nice to meet you, man.

Really cool work.

Yeah, thanks.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom,

you guys want something to drink or?

Oh, wine?

Yeah, none for me,
no drinking on the job.

Uh, when did you do Higby's?

When did you get so sexy?

There you are.

I couldn't find you,
I was looking for you,

then you disappeared.

I just wanted to get
a breath of fresh air.

You ready to go?

Yeah, I'll go, I mean, I don't wanna

get in the way of whatever you guys.

Oh yeah, no, not at all.

We're gonna get coffee tomorrow.

I had no idea his stuff
was so good, loved it.

Cool.

Wish we could just get on
the trolley and go home.

The trolley used to run all the way

from downtown to the beach.

Yeah, relax Miles, I
saw "Roger Rabbit" too.

What is that?

Oh, that is the new-ish Catholic Church.

That's it?

That's it.

Jesus, that's ugly.

I don't know, it's not that bad.

Catholic architecture's supposed to

make you feel like, closer
to God or something?

Yeah, I think that was
the original intention

in the Middle Ages, yeah.

It makes me wanna closer to Home Depot,

did they even finish sanding it?

Be nice, I read that
it's gorgeous inside.

Be nice?

Do you think I should be
nice to the Catholic Church,

I'm not allowed to be nice
to the Catholic Church,

they're basically the biggest
organized crime syndicate

in the Atlantic, they're worse than FIFA.

You're just shitting on the architecture

because it's a Catholic Church.

No, no, it's also ugly.

I thought it was peaceful in there.

I mean, I agree, the
outside kind of, is weird,

but I liked it inside.

It's so ugly.

I don't mind it not being

so flashy on the outside, you know?

I think that's what true religion is,

you don't have to flaunt
it on the outside,

you just be beautiful on the inside.

Right, 'cause that's
the Catholic Church's MO,

not flaunting it.

I think in this case,
yeah, that's the way it is.

I wanna get something from the gift shop,

do you want a drink?

Gift shop, yep,
it's a perfect example

of how the Catholic Church
really cares about people's

inner spirituality.

Jesus, Miles.

My thoughts exactly.

You're being a dick.

I'm sorry, did you wanna buy like a

four dollar bottle of water?

Do you wanna buy like
a $300 chintzy cross?

Fuckin' go for it, they
buy that shit on Broadway.

That's what organized religion does,

they buy it over there,
and they bring it in here

and they mark it up.

They sell it to suckers,

don't get mad at me 'cause
I buy my shit on Broadway.

I'm mad at you because you're being

completely insensitive and close-minded.

Since when did you
become a fucking apologist

for the organization that caused more wars

than anybody else in
the history of the world

and fucking protects pedophiles?

I'm not an apologist, Miles.

Have you ever heard of Mother Teresa?

She was Catholic and she's fucking real.

Oh my god, how can you buy into the

Catholic Church's line of BS?

When did you become so religious?

I'm not religious, Miles,

but I respect other people who are.

It's called respecting other people's

beliefs and opinions, even if
they're different from yours.

Yeah, but you have to be a fucking moron

to buy into their line of BS.

You know what, if your bullshit meter

is like that faulty, then,
maybe you should just

start rethinking
everything, 'cause I don't

think you're gonna survive in New York.

Like, if you can get duped by a bunch of

70 year old white guys in Rome,

I don't think any New Yorker is gonna

pay shit for your art.

Maybe you should
rethink everything, Miles.

'Cause you know everything there is

to know about LA, right,

but you don't know shit about yourself.

Wah, wah, wah, my fiance
is cheating on me,

I hate being a teacher, I'm gonna go cry

in my mom's bed for three days.

You know what, I don't have that.

I don't have Mommy's shoulder to cry on.

Do you ever hear me
complaining about life ever?

No, because I'm too busy fucking taking

care of everybody else, Miles.

I take care of my mom, and
then I took care of my dad

and now I'm here fucking
taking care of you,

when do I ever have time
to take care of myself,

and yeah, I might go
to New York and I might

fucking fall on my ass,

but you know what, at least I'll know

that I fucking tried.

I can look myself in the
mirror at the end of the day

and say, at least I'm
not a giant fucking pussy

like Miles, at least I fucking tried.

I didn't fucking ask
for you to come today.

I didn't ask for any of this.

Miles.

No, game's over.

Fuck it.

Miles.

Fuck off.

Please, can we
just, go, please, together?

♫ I can't get you off my mind

♫ I can't get you off my mind

♫ I can't get you off my mind

♫ I can't get you off my mind

♫ Off my mind

Give me my phone.

No.

Becca, give me my phone, game's over.

Now you wanna talk to her?

You did not just do that.

You did not just throw
my phone into the lake.

Go fish it out and see.

Okay.

No, no, no, don't.

You're gonna feel like shit for that.

You know what, it's impossible

to feel any shittier than
you're making me feel right now.

Last thing I wanted to do was burden

anybody with my problems, okay?

Remember, you came to me today,

I didn't ask for you,

I didn't ask for this day

and I'm still not asking for it.

Miles, it's me.

Look, I cheated but I
didn't have sex with him,

we just got drunk in a bar and made out

with some guy, I don't even know.

It was really stupid
and I was really drunk

and I'm so sorry.

I know we can work this out.

Call me back because I
love you so much, bye.

There's something that I never,

I've never told anyone, but,

my mom wasn't very religious, you know?

But, at the end of the last few months

right before she died,

she started talking to a priest.

In Bolvo, she was at her weakest

from the chemotherapy and

she was in so much pain

and she was withering away before my eyes.

It's the only thing that
gave her a sense of hope.

So maybe it's bullshit,
Miles, maybe it's bullshit,

I don't know, but,

it made her feel better about dying

and for that I will always be grateful.

I'm sorry, sorry
about everything I said.

Sam wanted to get married at that church.

I said no.

Ah, well, we've bussed, we've walked,

we've subwayed all over the city,

you know one thing we haven't done?

What?

Paddle boat, paddle boat.

How nice is this?

My dad grew up right around here.

Where?

Angelino Heights.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

It's where the house from Charmed is.

You watched Charmed?

Ah, Angelino Heights,
I've got porch envy already.

Porch envy?

Yeah, I love porches.

Since when?

Remember my
apartment in college?

2414, great porch,
people would just stop by

and barbecue, drink beers,
porches bring people together.

Interesting.

My dad grew up
right around this corner,

wanna check it out?

Yeah.

Ooh, this looks like a cool party,

sounds like they have a band.

Come on, my dad's
house is a couple down.

Screw your dad, let's go dance.

We don't know anybody in there.

So?

Hipsters.

Come on, it
sounds like robot gangbang.

♫ Better at making time pass

♫ From one to the other

These hipsters fucking rock.

♫ Until we get in each other's way

Holy shit.

What?

Houston, it's Houston.

Holy shit.

♫ Go take your things and burn our time

Houston!

Houston!

You remember us, from the bus?

Oh, yeah, sorry I was being a dick,

I just had to take a shit.

It's all good.

It's all good now, yeah.

So, who do you guys know over here?

You.

Yeah, let's party, yeah!

♫ I like making time pass

♫ From one to the other

♫ There's nothing that
we'll ever find hard

You, you are adorbs, oh my god,

your hair is amazing, so soft.

It smells like cotton candy, I love it.

Can we make out?

Maybe later.

Oh my god, I'm gonna
be your best friend.

I hope you weren't planning on

talking to your friend much tonight,

looks like girl fell in love.

It's all good, I think
she needs a Miles break.

I'm Sarah.

I'm Miles.

I kinda got that.

♫ Oh, when you're in love

♫ You better make sure

♫ You're spending time

♫ On making time

♫ There's something great

♫ In the way

♫ You make it seem like we're doing great

Sarah is gonna show
me where the drinks are,

you want one?

Yeah, get me one.

I'll be right back.

♫ Better at making

So you're really from here?

Yeah, born and raised.

Wow, I don't think I've ever

actually met someone from LA?

My dad grew up a couple houses down,

that's actually why I was walking by.

Thanks for the beer, Miles.

Becca, ah fuck, sorry.

It's okay.

Oh, I'll go grab you one.

Oh, thanks.

What a day.

How do you know if you
actually know someone?

Um, I think you just kinda know.

Isn't it kinda like terrifying

to think that, you know, that you think

you might know someone
but you really don't?

What if we come up with a test?

Is that possible?

So you'll know, like foolproof.

Is that possible, how?

Uh, okay, how about this?

What color are my eyes?

Becca.

Miles, what color are my eyes?

I'm like a dude, I don't
know my mom's eye color.

What, I saw you 15 years,
dude, what color are my eyes?

It's a trick question.

How so?

'Cause your eyes change
color with the light.

Yeah.

My god, I was worried for a second.

Why?

Maybe your eyes didn't
change color with the light?

Night's like tonight make
me feel happy to be alive.

Like, if we could just
look out into the stars

and as the smoke clears
and we see everything

that's going on.

Taco Tuesday, roll out!

Oh yeah.

What is that?

We night bike around LA.

It gets kinda crazy.

Oh, that sounds fun.

I gotta couple bikes
if you guys wanna join.

Yeah.

♫ Wake up kids

♫ We've got the dreamer's disease

♫ Age 14, they got you down on your knees

♫ So polite, we're busy
still saying please

♫ But when the night is falling

♫ You cannot find the light

♫ When your dreams are dying, hold tight

♫ You got the music in you

♫ Don't let go

♫ You got the music in you

♫ One dance left

♫ This world is gonna pull through

♫ Don't give up

♫ You got a reason to live

♫ Can't forget

♫ We only get what we give

♫ This whole damn world

♫ Could fall apart

♫ It'd be okay

♫ Follow your heart

♫ You're in harm's way

♫ I'm right behind

♫ Now say you're mine

I'm dead.

Oh, my legs are like,
what the hell are you doing?

All of LA's light poles, all
in one place, just for you.

Thank you.

I woke up this morning, I had no idea

today would be like this.

Me neither.

Honestly, I just
thought we were gonna bowl

and play Area 51.

Still time.

It's one.

Rain check.

Is life still on pause
or do we have to hit play?

I think we have a few
minutes left on pause.

I think you should go to New York,

it's dark in LA.

Just do it.

Really?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Yes!

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna swing.

What are you gonna do?

I've got to get together with Sam

and just figure out if
there's anything still there.

What about the family meeting?

No pow-wow, I'm
calling my mom and saying

this is about me and Sam,
it's nobody else's business.

Good for you.

Hey, you're probably gonna need this.

What is that?

I saw you throw that in the lake.

It was my compact.

I don't have a compact,

I threw your phone in the lake.

I told you you were
gonna feel like shit.

It's just a phone.

Besides, at least now you're even.

What's that supposed to mean?

Sam left a couple voicemails,

she didn't have sex with
that guy, they just kissed.

You checked my voicemail?

At least you have your phone.

Look, I'm not saying that
you should get back together,

but, at least now you're even.

You really are something.

Well, if you're ever in New York,

you can always crash on my couch.

Couch?

Yeah, buster, couch.

What makes you think you're gonna

have room for a couch?