Noah's Shark (2021) - full transcript

A fame-seeking televangelist and his film crew team set out to find the fabled Noah's Ark, but discover it is guarded by both an ancient curse and a prehistoric great white shark.

Father, are you ever afraid?

I've done too many
exorcisms over the years

to be truly afraid anymore.

But I've seen too much outside
of the norm not to be wary.

Tell us about Amy.

Amy Kinderman is a young woman

who has struggling with
possession since she was 14.

Her mother came to me about six months ago

to see if I could help.

I've had a few interviews with Amy

and I've seen all the signs.



The destructive behavior,

the abuse of her mother and others.

So now you try an exorcism?

I have to do more than try.

Father Benna, is God enough?

He or she has to be.

That's Amy and her mother.

Please come in.

Father, do you want me to stay?

I think it's best if
you come back later.

But what about the cameras?

I've done five exorcisms
since we've started the show.

And the cameras haven't made a difference.

And they will be an important
document once the show airs.



Amy, please have a seat
and we can begin our work.

Okay, Father.

She's in good hands.

The hands are the easy part.

It's when he makes me
touch the other things.

He says they're holy.

He says it's different than the other boys

because he's a man of God.

That's the devil talking.

That's right, spank the devil out of me!

The demon deceives.

I've been very bad, Daddy.

Show me again what bad girls get.

These are a demon's oldest tricks.

You're just as bad as any other priest.

We're leaving.

And you're not even on basic cable.

I think your show just got canceled.

Better luck next time, priest.

Did you get that?

Get what?

I'm finished.

What could be worse?

It has been that written that Noah,

son of Lamech, was the 10th patriarch,

and at the age of 500 years,

fathered Shem, Japheth, and Ham.

And Shem fathered Arpachshad,

and Arpachshad down through
his descendants begat Abraham.

Japheth begat Magog and Gomer

and many children who became kin to man.

It was Ham who begat Canaan

and called upon him a curse.

It was not the first curse of Noah,

but the only to be known today.

The other curse of Noah
landed upon his son Zadkiel,

and thus, is his name lost today.

His name exists only in the
Book of the Witch of Endor,

which was struck from the Bible.

The witch herself was nearly
struck from the book of Samuel

for necromancy and wizardry,

and thus was her writing
lost for centuries.

But we find in the Book of the Witch

that Zadkiel believed
in the covenant of Noah

and worked alongside
his fathers and brothers

in the building of the ark,

which the animals would go in two by two.

But Zadkiel rested when the others did not

and found himself by a lake.

And that is where he found the devil.

In those days, a demon could
come in the form of a snake,

as one did to Adam and Eve,

or in the form of other
creatures of an evil nature.

So it was on that day that Zadkiel,

son of Noah, first met the shark.

The shark spoke to Zadkiel
of the coming flood

and asked to be taken upon the ark,

but Zadkiel said unto the shark

that his father Noah had
already picked the two

that would go together.

It was then that the demon shark
made a bargain with Zadkiel

and that bargain was that the
shark would protect Zadkiel

from all the creatures of God

and would be the master of the coyote,

the hawk, the lion, the grizzly,

and all creatures who walk or fly

and might want to have mastery over man.

And so it was that Zadkiel snuck the shark

upon his father's vessel.

And when Noah found out
what Zadkiel had done,

he struck his son in his drunkenness.

Zadkiel came too close to the shark,

and the demon betrayed
him as all devils do.

And thus did Noah gather his other sons

and push the shark overboard,

and then did Noah pledge Shem,
Japheth, and Ham to silence,

as the ark was to have
been a place of harmony

and the discord of the
brother and his shark

which made three instead of two

and then three instead of four

must not be spoken of again.

And thus by this did another curse fall

on the family of Noah,

that the flood lasted for
40 days instead of four

and the stories that were

hidden about those days were woeful.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

What, you got a tennis
shoe endorsement waiting?

What exactly is this?

It's a documentary I'm working on.

I'm gonna use it to raise
money to go look for the ark.

Who's going to watch this?

I don't know, old people
who want to give me money?

It's kind of my thing.

It's legit, Benna.

I know this Witch of
Endor thing sounds like

some sort of Star Wars thing.

Look, I know the
Witch of Endor was real.

Saul asked her to summon
the spirit of Samuel,

which she did.

Behold, there is a woman who hath

a familiar spirit at Endor.

Okay, okay, so this old lady.

She had a grandpa or something.

He went searching for her,
found this ancient tome,

contained all the writings,
the prophecies of this witch.

They kept it out of the
Bible back in the day.

I've never heard of this.

Well, if you weren't so
busy doing zipper exorcisms,

maybe you'd heard of it.

- I didn't...
- Yeah, yeah.

And I didn't skim off the
top of a mega church either.

I mean, how 1980s can you be?

It's not like I had a bunch of wives

with a bunch of machine guns or

started some UFO sex cult or

asked them all to drink
some cyanide kombucha.

I mean, I'm not even sure it's illegal

to skim off the top of the church anymore.

Look, about this Book of the Witch.

Yeah, so this book.

The old lady died and left it to me.

And in it, in the prophecies,

it contained where the ark landed.

And the fourth son of Noah
who got eaten by a shark?

That guy too.

So there's enough there, you
think you can find the ark.

Yeah, baby.

Why is that?

Well, another dude, an
explorer guy back in the day,

he read the Book of the Witch too,

followed all the clues and
brought back a piece of wood.

I got it out back.

A board from what?

From the ark.

Boards from the ark
were just lying around?

I don't know, maybe he
had a crowbar or something.

I wasn't there.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, ye of little faith.

And see, I do know how
to use ye in a sentence.

They say I'm not a man of religion.

So that's the board.

The old lady willed me all
the papers and everything,

plus a couple grand

which the government
took in the settlement,

which was a real screw 'cause I didn't

ask for that money, man.

She loved my TV show.

She was hoping I'd finish
what her grandpa started.

She gave me all the official
papers and everything,

plus a transcript of the
Book of the Witch of Endor.

We've got everything we need
to rock this thing, man.

Looks like someone peeled
that off an Amish barn.

Don't do me like that, Father.

This lady was a true believer.

How come the old lady's family member

didn't bring back the rest?

Ah, I guess he came back
with one arm or something.

Makes it kinda hard to lug things.

Only one arm?

Well, Mount Ararat ain't
exactly a trip to Disneyland.

No.

I'm sure that's true.

Okay, so what do you think?

What do I think?

It sounds funny.

I don't know what this is.

But there's something.

There's something there.

Yeah, it's a little splintery.

Had it in the garage with
a bunch of other junk but

I think that's the right one.

Oh, it's the right one.

And the road to Endor is the oldest road

and the craziest road of all.

Straight it runs to the witch's abode

as it did in the days of Saul.

And nothing has changed
of the sorrow in store,

for such as go down the road to Endor.

Huh, yeah, what you just said.

The prophecy of the witch is real.

I know because this wood is possessed.

Tell me again.

What happened to the old
woman who left you this?

I don't know, I think her
house burned down or something.

Then how did the Book of
the Witch of Endor survive?

How did that board make it?

I don't know.

The grandfather was gravely ill.

The granddaughter died in the fire.

And the father?

That one I know.

The old lady had me praying for his soul.

I would do that for four
easy installments of 29.95.

Well, he went crazy.

Killed himself when she
was young or something.

She thought he was burning
in hell this whole time.

Prepare for the sons
a place of slaughter

because of the iniquity of their fathers.

You got one for every
occasion, don't you?

Right off the top of your head too.

That's good, that's real good.

So possessed wood, huh?

You had any luck with possessed wood,

you wouldn't have gotten
in all that trouble.

What? Come on.

It was just right there.

Don't you ever shut up?

Now you know the difference
between you and me.

You were paid to be religious.

I was paid to talk.

Nevermind that.

I saw the evil is soaked into that board.

The blood.

If you really want to know
the secret of the ark,

the lost fourth son of
Noah and of the demon,

I have to go to work.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Exactly what demon are
we talking about here?

Be sober and be vigilant

because your adversary, the devil,

as a roaring lion walketh about,

seeking whom he may devour.

Or maybe swimmeth about?

Pretorius, please!

Okay, okay.

Almighty God, source
of irresistible might

and King of an invincible
realm that I cannot perceive,

the ever glorious conqueror of evil,

he who restrains the
force of the adversary,

silencing the uproar of his rage

and valiantly subduing his wickedness.

It is in awe and humility
that I beg you, Lord,

to regard with favor this thing.

Take hold of the dragon.

Behold serpent, no matter which storm,

which is the devil and Satan

and all the demons of the
underworld, large and small,

and bind them.

Hey, what's going on, man?

Hey man, is this even safe?

I didn't know this was real, is this real?

Benna!

Bind them.

Cast him into the bottomless pit

so he may no longer seduce the nations.

As smoke is driven away,
so are they driven.

As wax melts before the flame,

so the wicked perish
at the presence of God.

Benna?

Oh, dude!

What about all creatures great and small?

Then Jesus asked him, what is your name?

And the man answered, my name
is Legion, for we are many.

In the book of Mark,

Jesus drove an impure
spirit from a possessed man

and into a herd of pigs

which ran into a lake and drowned.

It wasn't going to leave that wood

until it found a willing receptacle.

Where is the Book of the Witch of Endor?

It's back at my place
with the grandpa's journal.

You shouldn't leave
that just lying around.

Yeah, I kinda see that now.

I need to read that
journal before we go.

Go?

Go find the ark.

We didn't even raise any money yet.

We can't wait just for money.

What, wait, wait, you have money?

Why didn't you tell me you had money?

My search for Noah's
ark enters a new phase

since I found the Book
of the Witch of Endor.

To scale Mount Nebo was a trial,

but something kept pushing me on.

Something.

And now it is that I feel
I know the Witch of Endor.

Now that I have read
all of her prophecies,

which would get me
banished from the church

were it known I had read them.

And since I read them, she seems...

A part of me.

Somewhere.

Always near.

And thus as my adventure's taken me from

one hellish peak to the next and

I set foot on Mount Ararat now

to seek the most sacred of things.

Oh, my siren.

My muse.

The witch was, in her way, an angel.

Carrying me to my destination.

For what purpose, a mere
mortal cannot fathom,

except perhaps that I would carry

the good word of truth
forward to my fellow man.

But I have learned that a
good word is not enough.

That evidence must be shown
to a doubting man's eyes.

I knew that the road ahead
would be fraught with peril

and that I would have to be on guard.

But I did not know
danger would be so close.

That death would be so close.

That death would be so close.

That God would ask so much.

It is as it has been said.

God giveth, God taketh away.

I have found the ark

but also a powerful evil waiting for me.

I must survive so that the
world knows about the ark.

But I am in a weakened state
from which I may never recover.

So it shall be upon those after me

to bring the ark finally into the light

and banish the darkness.

For we must know light from darkness.

Come in.

Allen? Really?

Hey, people gotta work, Father.

Al, baby, over here.

Show's about me, not this guy.

Now you have a show?

Oh, it's more like a three episode arc

on this whole reality show thing.

It's called Road to Redemption.

No, River of Redemption.

Rock It to Redemption.

I don't know, something with
redemption in the title.

Me, I get three episodes
on this reality show.

That guy from the '80s hair
metal band had one hit.

He gets five.

For doing drugs? Like that's anything.

Try skimming money, that takes brains.

Nevermind that.

Why is he here?

Oh, he's going with us to Israel.

Why
are we going to Israel?

Mount Ararat,
the whole Noah's ark thing?

Mount Ararat is not in Israel.

It's between Turkey, Iran,
Armenia, and Azerbaijan.

Wait, Turkey?

Yes, it's under
Turkish military control.

So they shoot onsite.

We need to find a less guarded route.

Our best bet might be Iran.

It's the closest side to
where the notes take us.

Wait, wait, Iran?

There's no easy way.

And it is as it has been said.

We have to know the
darkness from the light.

But Iran, dude.

Remind me, they don't
like us there, right?

You
better think about packing.

Wait, they don't
like us anywhere, do they?

Go home and pack.

Located at 3830 McMahon Road

on a desolate hilltop near the village

of Hinsdale, New York,

the Dandy house is over 100 years old

and inhabited by age old spirits.

Built near an Indian burial ground

just 200 feet from the home,

blood has been seen gushing
from the earth there.

This cemetery reputedly
incurs 1,100 Senecas

who were killed by their own
tribe for committing evil.

Often, the Dandys heard a course

of disembodied voices
echoing from the nearby woods

as if performing a cleansing ritual.

Equally disturbing, the
family watched smoky air

in the kitchen transform
into a huge gray wolf.

The beast leaped straight
through a wooden door.

The Iroquois word for
bleed was plainly heard.

Then, shadow people were
seen leering in the window.

After the Dandys went
outside to investigate,

the same faces were looking out
at them from the living room

as lights flashed on and off.

Other ghosts were present as well.

A young dark-haired lady was
seen walking by the pond.

Could she have been the woman
hung from a tree out front?

Then, apparitions in long
gowns began appearing

with startling frequency,

both in and out of the house.

They well could have been the victims

of a deranged innkeeper
who murdered travelers

while the dwelling served as a
way station for stagecoaches.

From the time Phil Dandy, his wife, Clara,

and their three children
moved into the house

in July of 1973,

they were beset by dark forces.

Lights turned on and off by themselves.

The kitchen stove went
haywire while cooking dinner.

Rooms got icy cold in August,

and pounding and dragging
noises echoed from the attic.

One day, they heard the
slamming of a window

and smashing glass.

When they scrambled to look in the bedroom

from which the noise issued,

all the windows were in place.

Then, the haunting grew violent.

After a lamp flew across the
room at one of the daughters,

the death card, the ace of spaces,

was found on the floor in her room.

A few days later, two
of the children awoke

with burn marks covering their bodies.

This prompted the family to enlist

Father Alphonsus Trabold
of St. Bonaventure

to perform an exorcism
on April 13th, 1975.

As he conducted his ceremony,

moans and wails echoed through the house

until all grew deathly still.

Three months later though...

- I'm finished.
- The evil forces

renewed their attacks.

- What could be worse?
- The Dandys were eventually

forced to move.

Dude, I'll get you the money.

You said you
were raising the money.

Same difference.

Not to me it ain't.

Raising money is money
that you don't have.

Listen man, I gotta go
outta town for a few days.

I'll have the money when I get back.

I don't like the
sounds of that, Buster.

Listen, I know people say this,

but this time, I got it.

I'm gonna come back.

I'm gonna be making bank, dude.

You better be.

When I saw your
name on the dating app,

I thought it sounded familiar.

Yeah, yeah, I was in the
entertainment industry.

Right now, I'm a producer, so.

Wow.

Yeah, so doing a whole
history thing right now.

That's crazy
'cause I'm an actress.

I know, I saw it on your profile.

So how would you like to play Noah's wife?

Noah's wife?

Yeah, I mean, he had
100 wives or whatever,

but after the first few,

you know he's only picking hotties.

I guess.

Yeah, so.

Hold on, sounds like
a bunch of fire trucks

are going by or something.

What?

Never mind, how would you like to do

a cold reading at my studio?

A what?

A cold reading.

In my studio.

Are you there?

My studio!

Buster, are you there?

Better luck next time, priest.

- Better luck next time.
- For we must know

- light from darkness.
- Better luck next time.

For we must
know light from darkness.

Better luck next time, priest.

For we must
know light from darkness.

I am a visitation.

What do you want?

Stay
away from Buster Pretorius.

We know of him and his foolish quest.

You might be too late for that.

Who is we?

You may call us Z.

And we protect the cursed
ark from ever being found.

The cursed ark?

But most believe the ark to be sacred.

Why do you call the ark cursed?

Noah begat a cursed son

whose name is lost to history,

but we know as Zadkiel.

I know of him.

He was the fourth son

after Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

Zadkiel was also a drunk
like his father, Noah,

and was led into sin many times.

Before the flood, Zadkiel
laid with a harlot

and she became with child,

but Zadkiel was ashamed
and left her on land

when the flood came.

But the fallen angel
Abraxis came on black wings

and lifted the harlot to a mountaintop

where she labored for
40 days and 40 nights.

And on the day the waters
receded, a child was born,

and thus was born the
only child of Zadkiel,

as he died on the ark and was thrown over

by his three brothers and his father.

And thus as well was born the first

of the lost tribe of Zadkiel.

And we call ourselves Z.

Pledged through the many ages

to keep our father's
grave hidden from sight.

But if the world were to see
the evidence of God's plan,

we might change everything.

But
the true story of the ark

shows the plan of the devil,

and that knowledge would be far worse.

Knowledge of the devil is
well known in this world.

And so I cannot accept
that interpretation.

Then you will die.

Who's this dude,
Ghost of Christmas Past?

What are you doing here?

That dude torched the studio.

What?

Yeah, I saw him sneaking
away, followed him here.

Dude, did you cook bacon in this?

Oh, I could smash some bacon right now.

What about the Book of the
Witch of Endor and the journal?

No worries, I don't leave
that stuff lying around anymore.

I carry it with me.

Plus the studio, I got insurance
and an alibi this time.

Let's see who this guy is.

Oh, that's not good.

Ew, is this his face?

The more important question is,

is he dead?

Just grab his feet.

Let's ghost.

Still don't know what you're doing.

That guy burned down my
studio and tried to kill you.

You don't know that.

Yeah.

This fell out of his robe
while we were dragging him.

Well, yes.

That doesn't look good.

Thou shalt not kill.

Happy now?

Let's get outta here.

Look out!

We warned
you about the cursed place.

Oh, I just had this car detailed.

Now you are cursed.

No, screw this.

He said he was part of
the lost tribe of Zadkiel.

Noah's son who died after bringing

the third shark on the ark.

Wonder why there's so many
lost books of the Bible.

Imagine if those were
lost Harry Potter books.

People would be freaking out.

Because church elders...

Okay, I really don't care.

I don't need a history lesson.

If I did, I'd still be going
to Kirk Cameron Bible College.

Oh my God, it tastes like
there's coffee in this.

There's only coffee in this.

That's what I get for hanging out

with you Old Testament dudes.

He kept saying we.

Maybe he meant the royal we.

Those culty types love to talk like that.

But what if there's more of them?

You saying we might need protection?

We might need something.

In that case, I know
a guy who knows a guy.

All our answers are right
here at this shooting range.

Shooting range?

We're on a mission from God.

Yo, Jed, how's it hanging?

Back from that big sandbox, I see.

What do you want, Pretorius?

Hey listen, I know that
security gig didn't go

the way you wanted.

War crimes are a bitch.

Even Terry Taliban has a cell
phone these days, am I right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Didn't your daddy teach you

not to point those things at people?

No, my mama did.

Father Benna, this is
an old friend of mine,

Gina Jedlicher, but
everyone calls her Jed.

Old friends? Is that what we are?

I mean, we're not gonna
dwell on all that, are we?

Again, what do you want?

Me and my friends here,
we might have a little,

a little gig for you.

Keep talking.

Security gig.

For you? Easy peasy.

I don't do video.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, understandable.

But also nonnegotiable.

It'll be easy, like a trip
to the ice cream store.

Go, go, go!

Don't stop running!

Jed, we don't need to
be killing any soldiers.

They already chased us pretty
far towards the mountain.

I'm shooting at a snake.

Snakes?

Snakes.

Oh hey, you're not
gonna eat that, are you?

What'd you think we
were gonna eat tonight?

The beef jerky I brought, for one thing.

Yeah, you dropped that with
a whole bunch of other crap

when you were running
like your ass was on fire.

I did that on purpose.

I was trying to distract
them, I saved your life.

No, no, no, no, hey, you're
not gonna touch that, are you?

Hey.

Nah, I'm good.

Do you see something moving?

No, not moving.

I'll just watch the fire.

Don't want it to go out.

Guys?

Guys?

Thought I saw it gleaming.

I've seen plenty of them, so
I know what they look like.

We aren't the first to
go looking for the ark.

We'll be some of the
only to ever come back.

Is that so?

If God wills.

If God wills.

I saw myself dying in plenty of hell holes

over the last years for many reasons,

but I never saw myself
dying in service of God.

Then don't.

Make it sound so easy.

I wish I saw things the way you do.

I doubt it.

Yo, let's take a break.

Good idea.

In fact, it might be a
good idea if we take a nap.

A nap?

Yeah, if we power down now,

we can walk more through the night.

We don't have to worry about
coming across any patrols.

If they patrolled up here,

they would've found the ark already.

They didn't have the journal.

Does that journal have coordinates?

More like directions.

So it's a pre-GPS kinda thing.

Yes, that's correct.

I'll take first watch.

- What the?
- Come with me.

Where are we going?

Wait, where are we going?

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What, don't you want to do this?

Of course I want to
do this but it's just,

last time you wanted to do this,

you thought you were
gonna die in Afghanistan.

I almost did.

Is it true?

Think you're gonna die out here now?

I mean, you know what they say.

I'll try anything once but...

You idiot!

I didn't make that, I found it.

Okay, okay, cool.

We're gonna need a safe word though.

What? So this is a no go now?

Jed.

I thought we were going to
try to walk through the night.

Change in plans.

Told you we'd show you
the sharp end of the stick.

You know, back in Nam,

the Cong used to pee on
the ends of those sticks

to cause infection to the
soldiers who got stuck with them.

Who told you that, your
grandma in the Green Berets?

Will you go make yourself useful

and get us some more sticks?

Not the pointy ones.

Should you have given him a gun?

Do you want to carry
him down the mountain

when he shoots himself in the foot?

Picking up sticks.

You brought these people
into this project.

We're all gonna make money.

I'm picking up sticks.

What the?

Dude, the last one I couldn't
pry from a guy's face.

This one I find hanging just on a peg.

What is this?

A mask for a cult
based on a son of Noah.

One of the cultists came to visit

before we left on the trip.

This would've been good intel to have

before we had left.

Ah, I hit him on the
head with a frying pan.

They ain't nothing.

I'll be the judge of that.

A warning?

To us?

Or to them?

You know, the mask could've
been put there 50 years ago.

Yep.

Relax, nobody knew
which way we were walking,

least of all Benna.

Shut up and eat your pika.

What is this pika anyway?

It tastes like chicken.

Pika's an animal, it's not an entree.

It's kinda like a rabbit.

It's kinda like a rat.

What?

Did you see us pass a drive-thru?

We should try and get some sleep.

It looks like we might
reach the ark tomorrow.

Move over, Allen, let
me share this with you.

Hey, I'm gonna go get
some B-roll footage.

Dude, really?

We're really
going to find the ark today?

That's what the big priest man says.

Well, it's gotta
be better than what we got.

What do you mean?

I'm filming this
so we both have a record

of what I'm telling you.

We've been out here for days.

You gotta do better than a
pointy stick in the ground

and a mask you hung on a tree.

Dude, I did not do that.

Uh-huh.

I thought you wanted more than
a three episode story arc.

Dude, this is real, I swear to God.

Well, there's real

and then there's reality television.

Do you get me?

Yep.

We paid you, Buster.

Yeah.

Okay then.

Getting kinda late, Benna.

Yeah, I don't even know

if we're going uphill anymore, dude.

My feet hurt all the time.

Laban said to Jacob,

behold this heap and behold the pillars,

which I have set betwixt you and me.

This heap is a witness and
the pillar is a witness

that I will not pass by
this heap to you for harm.

And you will not pass by
this heap or this pillar

to me for harm.

The man said what he said, baby.

Benna, your explorer guy, Blake,

he was starving, man.

He was tired, he lost his arm.

He could've bled out on the way back.

That stuff he wrote,
he was out of it, man.

Dude, that could just be an old board.

They don't fall off the tree planed.

The energy.

There's a presence here.

Yeah, that's a nice board.

Get a couple of cinder blocks,

you could set your stereo up on it.

Don't you feel it?

Did you see that?

I see you losing it, bro.

There's a long walk outta here.

The end of all flesh has come before me.

Are you getting this?

Benna, what...

Hello, old girl.

We warned you.

We are not your enemy,
we are the protectors.

He is trapped here.

His soul pinned to the floor of the ark.

Now your soul is trapped here too.

Let me get him some water.

Take it easy there, buddy.

Listen, I ain't gonna
stroke your forehead,

but I am here for you.

No, not water.

What are you saying?

What?

Hang in there, Father Benna.

They went to get you
some water by the lake.

It's gonna be okay.

Hey, hey, it's me.

I didn't know it was you.

If I had, I would've shot.

Don't say I didn't try to
make the world a better place.

I just wanted you to know,

Benna looks a little better now.

He's calmed down a bit.

So this lake, this
pond, this little pond.

Looks like it could
only hold Noah's pontoon

and that's about it.

Normally I'd find
blasphemy extremely hot but

right now, this all seems kinda sacred.

I mean, back in the day,

this must've all been covered in water

and that's how the ark floated up here.

Is that what you think happened?

I mean, Blake's journal was right.

The Book of the Witch was right.

For the first time in a long time,

I see the spirit all around us.

I see what Benna sees.

I see the beauty in the
unseen and the unknown.

I feel it inside of me.

Jed, I want you to know...

Don't say it.

I want you to know I...

Oh my God!

There's blood in the water.

It might not all be,
it might not all be...

Thanks.

It's the first time I can
say a priest saved me.

That's what we're here for.

Father!

Dead, all dead.

There's no way that shark

could've taken all those bullets.

Maybe they're...

No, no.

Well, we can get a piece
of the wood from the ark.

Take it down the mountain.

Prove to people that we
were here, we found it.

No.

You've got the footage.

Find the highway, the E-99.

Turn yourself over to the first

military squad you come across.

- It's the only way.
- I'm not leaving you!

Go!

Go.

Go.

Be sober and be vigilant

because your adversary, the devil,

as a roaring lion, walketh about.

Seeking whom he may devour.

Almighty God, source of irresistible might

and King of an invincible
realm that I cannot perceive,

the ever glorious conqueror of evil,

he who restrains the
force of the adversary,

silencing the uproar of his rage

and valiantly subduing his wickedness.

It is in awe and humility
that I beg you, Lord,

to regard with favor this thing.

Take hold of the dragon.

Behold serpent, no matter which storm,

which is the devil and Satan

and all the demons of the
underworld, large and small,

and bind them.

Hey, what's going on, man?

Hey man, is this even safe?

I didn't know this was real, is this real?

Benna!

Bind them.

Cast him into the bottomless pit

so he may no longer seduce the nations.

As smoke is driven away,
so are they driven.

As wax melts before the flame,

so the wicked perish
at the presence of God.

Benna?

You're not really the
Witch of Endor, are you?

We are Legion.

I am Legion.

We are Legion.

That's what I thought.

The mirror is cracked.

There are many facets.

Without a sun, there could be no shadow.

You cannot know the cold of the night

without first feeling the heat of the day.

I would've thrown myself into the void

to have defeated you.

The willingness to sacrifice

therein lies the difference
between you and me.

And yet, you must live.

I don't want to be in
a found footage movie.

I don't want to be in
a found footage movie.

What's that?

Oh man.

What did you do that for?

The coin has two sides.

It needs us.

For more people to come here.

For it to survive.

Maybe in a way, we need it too.

But that's going to be
someone else's decision.

No one should know how we found the ark.

There's too much at stake to know.

We're leaving the camera here.

And I'm going to destroy all that remains

when we get back.

If we get back.

We will.

But we have to start now.