No Regret (2006) - full transcript

See you tomorrow.

Bye bye, Mr. chauffeur.

Hello...

Came home early?

You?
Another driving service?

Aren't you tired?

I got more because
he vomited in the car.

Eww, fucking pigs.
Why don't they drink less?

I know you're into studying and side jobs
but pay some attention at the plant.

Didn't you hear about the lay-offs?

You've been working
for a year now.



Why so cranky?
No hot chic tonight?

Hey, Su-min.

What?

Are my hands that chapped?

Why do you ask?

I met with a
gostosinha recently.

Well, it was going great.

And then guess what she said.

"Honey, why your hands
are so chapped?"

So?

So I said

"Cause my hands play golf. On that note,
I see your face plays golf to."

Stop laughing, fucker.
It's a shame...

Even with braces, I get
so many girls.



Why? because I'm cool.
Oh, fucking handsome...

Girls are such a big
attraction to you?

Yup, You still go after guys?

Everyone knews the orphanage.

Hwan-sun is a blabbermouth, you know.

This is because you've
never been with a girl

OK, I'll help.
Let's visit a brothel.

By the way, have you
ever fucked a guy?

Trust me, man! Underdogs
like us need family.

Dude, I'm hungry.
Gonna have Ramen.

Hello?

Sir, did you call for
the driving service?

It's in the parking lot.
Space 3524.

Sorry? I beg your pardon?

Thank you, sir.

Play some music, please.

Sorry to bother you. I thought I had
money in my wallet.

No problem.

Thank you.

Are... you busy now?

I'm gonna have another drink
Why don't you join?

I have work.

Actually...

I had money in my wallet.

What's your name?

Are you sick?

What happened?

Damn it!
It's so stuffy in here!

Poor Kwang-soo...
His daughter's preparing for college.

You can say that again.
Shit! What about our overtime work?

Fuck it all! So I've always been
proposing a union!

With girls at the nightclub?

Hey! What happened?

You're fired, too?

Assholes treat non-regulars like shit.

20 men at once!
Kill'em all...

Good morning.
Good morning.

You bastards!
Fucking irritating!

What?

You know him?
Head of personnel department?

He's the CEO's son.

Useless bastard!

Don't tell anybody.

Jong-ho at #2 was
fired instead of you.

You got fired but he
pulled some strings

and he saved your ass.

You can't go in...

Had no idea you were working here.
If I had known before...

I'm sorry. It's a bit messy...

You... quit the driving
service, didn't you?

I called you again...

I appreciate your kindness...
But you try to wear it you bastard.

Come on, Su-min.

If you quit like this
you lose unemployment.

Where are you going?

Hwan-sun, it's me...

Have any openings for me?

Pretty good money here.

Look, he earned $8,000 last month.

That's how you feel proud.

Wear something while
you sleep, bitch.

Naughty!

Does...
Hwan-sun know?

Nope, He just thinks
it's karaoke.

Would you brag about working here?

Money is the root of all evil.

If you're reluctant, just don't.

Go wash the dishes or something.

People are waiting in the line.

Fuck!

Who's that?
Another runaway?

He'll be back.
That bitch is an orphan.

Had to leave the
orphanage at 18.

Where would he go?

Whew... So hot.
How was it?

What?
Not good?

How many times?

Sleeping here again?

Still being stubborn.

How much can you
earn washing dishes?

Here...
Chicken soup.

A little later.

You should've stayed
at the factory.

You're not even going
to class lately.

Have to work nights.

You just not good
at dishwashing.

Did he say I could
work till the week?

I apologize.
I'll take care of it right away.

It's you who washed this?

They were stains!

Would you eat from
a plate this dirty?

Use your eyes when
your washing dishes.

Hwan-sun, come see me later.

Damn germaphobes.

Use your eyes for dishwashing?
Do her eyes spray soap, huh?

Hello?

Oh, my dear son!

Did you?

Hold on a second.

Well, I don't hire fags.

regular customers here
don't like fags, either.

I'm a fag.
And I hate ambiguity.

Whose side are you on?

Don't tell Hwan-sun.

Thank you.

I'll be right back.

Gays do not last long here.

Some of them
runaway with customers.

We're here just to make money.

Damn it!

I never let them
fuck my ass, though.

How was your
first service?

Don't tell me it was anal.

Why are you doing this?

Why?

My mother has cancer ...
and I'm the only one who can work.

Really?

Moron! You believed that?

My mom died years ago.

Heard you're from orphanage.
I'm from a home for juvenile delinquents.

Madame is calling. Customers
are waiting. Come on.

I'll find some fucking homo bastard
and I will suck every last drop of blood.

Buy a sports car and
other flashy shit.

My prostitution is
all for my baby.

What about you?

No girlfriend.

Not that...
Why are you doing this?

Money.

Yes money.

I'll suck yours
if you pay me.

Let's go make money...

Bottoms up! Bottoms up! Bottoms up!

My father got
in a car accident.

Second round, right?

I think I'm falling
in love with you.

You can always come
see me at the bar.

Listen.
Why are you so mad at me?

I told him to go...
But he came back on his own.

Filthy bastard!
Did I tell you to do this?

Is this why we came to Seoul?

Fucking orphans!

Bunch of idiots!

Asshole!
I changed your diapers,

and I even stole for you
when you got sick.

And this is what I get? You jerk.

Stands firm...

Very tough...

I'll be filthy rich
and go to college.

I'll be like him,
Mr. God's Gift.

Give me a second.
I need to spend just a moment.

Just a second.

Fuck! Damn it!

Thats enough.

Fuck! Those bastards deserve it.

Take off my clothes
without paying?

Shit! We'll bury
these sons of bitches.

What happened?

Dirty pigs! They wanted threesome.
Would you do that shit?

Why not? Why didn't you?

Moron! Nobody will
invite you anyway.

Fuck!

What if he finds out?

I don't give a shit.

I've got to buy some present for Sun-mi.
It's her birthday next week.

Hey, hey! Customers have arrived.
Get ready!

Jae-woo, move your ass.
Spit it out, bitch! Hurry up!

Who's next?

How would I know he's not
going to fuck me? You find out.

He dresses well though.

Hey Hey, Hurry!

You bitches all move your asses
Now, in order. #3, Su-min.

Fuck it. #3 is for me.

Fuck you, bitch.

Jesus, what's eating Madame, today?

Must be on his period.

His ex made a scene here yesterday.

And called the court
for custody of his son.

Being gay and the father is
out of fashion.

Wait! #1's for me.

Hey, the bet's on.
$17 to win.

Hello. Hyun-min, #1.

Hi. I am Jung-tae, #2.

Su-min, #3.

Kang, #4.

What do you think, sir?
It's a great selection.

Which number are you gonna choose, sir?

Or do you want to take
a look at some others?

No.

What's gotten into you?

Hey!

Hey, look!

Are you crazy?

Want to ruin my business?

Damn cheeky bitch!

Think I'm gonna explode.

I'll wait outside.

No anal.

Are you hard?

I wish your cock was a gun.

And I wish I could shoot it inside me.

You are disgusting.
You've been disgusting from the beginning.

If you come see
me again, I'll kill you.

Not for sale?

hmm ... very good.

- Thank you.
- Gorgeous...

It makes you look taller Jae-min!

Excuse me...

Would you happen to...
be a singer?

Here, try this on.

Give it back later.

Thank you.

Dude, where have
you been staying?

In a sauna,
for now.

Your look screams that you
should end up living in a sauna.

Jesus, Madame is so
sour lately.

You can stay with
me for a while.

Really?

Only a few days.

Thank you.

How touching! Yes, the orphans have
to help each other.

Bitches, you never know what to suck.
Stop sucking that, bitches!

Client! Mr. Kim is here. Hurry up.
You, check your pants.

Gee... Su-min, again?

And him? Is he a charity
case from Shilim Avenue?

Take off the glasses
and get dressed.

What's this? What?
A cow? A dog?

Hey, leave it alone.

Now, hurry up!

Yes, ma'am.

Do I look like someone
from Avenue Shilim?

Fucking moron! That's rare.

Give it to me.

Oh, no thanks.

Gimme.

Thank you.

Come on.

Where are you going
with all these clients?

Fuck it! Are the guys
at the bar clients?

Hey!

What?

It's my girlfriend's birthday.

OK, you're the boss,
bitch!

I love the citylights in Seoul.

Someday I'll go everywhere.

I'm going to set Seoul on fire.

What? You don't think it's
fabulous place?

In Seoul...
You can't trust anyone.

Why not?

Why did you come to Seoul?

To make money.
There's nothing to do in the country.

Because people like us
have nothing.

So why are you
being so kind to me?

You remind me of someone...

Who?

Su-min, let's get something to eat.
I'm starving...

It'll be on me.
I owe you one.

Sausages and fish soup!
Yummy!

Damn.
I haven't heard from you in ages.

Hwan-sun called you, right?
He always freaks over everything.

It hurts a little.
But the hospital is letting me out soon.

How will you play golf with
a broken arm?

Shit! I can't even jerk off.

Damn! I prefer type B.

You look good even with
a broken arm.

Oh yeah? I know
I'm beautiful, I know.

You look good.

What are you up to these days?
Even Hwan-sun doesn't tell me.

You look good, though.
Did he call you?

Who?

You know, the chief of staff?
The day you quit...

And?

He kept asking me
where you were.

So I said you'd gone
to Hwan-sun's.

He said he wanted
to apologize to you.

I heard he caused a scene at Hwan-sun's.
To find out where you were.

Looked everywhere to find you.

A fancy guy...
with balls.

Does he think he's
a detective or something?

Do you have some score to settle with him?
Did he ever find you?

Hey, remember the bitch
he gave the dog balloon to?

She ran away with his entire savings.

He even took responsibility for her depts.

What will he do now?

If he asks you to lend him money
You just say NO.

He will drag you
down with him.

Hey...

Su-min, I'm fucked.

I have nothing.

Lend me some money,
I need food.

Welcome! Welcome!

Let go!

Excuse me, sir.
What's the matter?

What?
Today $8,000?

Am I just a customer to you?

Fucker! Yes, I'm crazy for money.
You know what that is?

I told you not to
come back, didn't l?

Once... just once. Can't you see me
as a man and not money?

Why are you
chasing after me?

We still hven't
introduce ourselves.

I'm in pain since I met you.

Why? Because you fell
for a prostitute?

Because you're gay?

Why keep ignoring my heart?

So corny.

You're rich and well-educated.

Can't you find something
brilliant to say?

Let go.

I can't figure it out,

but I just like you.

You don't even
know my name yet.

Sorry to interrupt you but
don't call me any more.

This is the last free service, Sir.

I won't see you again for
all the money in the world.

You can run and hide all you want
but I can't afford to have fun with you.

Forget about me.

Nice to meet you, Su-min.

I think the Chief of Police
is completely crazy about me.

He said he was going to
buy me a car last night.

Yeah?

Yes, I really wanted a car.

I'll drive to every
corner of Seoul.

Let's go away
for a few days.

Boy, save a little.
You'll blow it all.

Can you pay for
college like that?

College? Our Father at
the orphanage told me

that I could never go to college, So
I always would read encyclopedias.

Well... Su-min... Don't you feel anything
when your with a guy?

What?

I think I have someone in mind.

I haven't heard anything.

Madame doesn't like it, man.

Then it can't go on like this.

What about you?
That rumor is everywhere.

Who is he?

Cut it out!

Phew... Must be in
real love, huh?

You wanna go to? Go.

Oh
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry.

Hey, relaxe bitches.

Can't you be on time?

Give me. I'll take care of it.

Don't try to butter me up.
Next time you're late,

Oh, Su-min!

Yes.

Come here.

What?

Your stalker was been here.

Came in right
before opening.

A tough bitch!

I did like you said.

I told him you left Seoul
and he just gave me this.

Are you messing around with him?

Behave yourself!

Jae-min Song, Is he rich?

It's good your rid of him.

Get real, sucker!

My sister got us tickets to Europe.

With Prague included.

You wanted go
there to, didn't you?

So, did you choose one?

Oh, I like this.

A reasonable price as well.

How beautiful!

But isn't it too expensive?

Not at all.

He's my only son.

Oh, his father would
ask for more.

Though he's strict,
he loves his son.

Hey, Jae-min, what do
you think of this?

Choose one you like.

I'm going back to office.

Did you have a fight?

Send him, please.

From X-Large...

Want me naked?

No...

There once was a shy man who
fell in love with a poor man.

But the poor man wouldn't take his heart.

What am I supposed to do?

Give it up.

How about this?

Found something brilliant to say?

Yeah.

Why should your cock be more special then
all the other cocks I suck every night?

Because mine is alone...

Yours is also alone.

Su-min!

Su-min!

Su-min LEE!

Su-min LEE!

Su-min!

Where's Su-min? Su-min! Su-min!

What's the matter, sir?

Sir, what's wrong with you?

Let go!

Hey!
Get him! Get him!

Who the fuck are you, asshole?

None of your business.

Come on! Back up!

You crazy bastard!

Let go!
Let go of me, you fuckers!

Su-min!

Su-min!

Oh my god! Oh my god!

Su-min!

What are you doing here?
Come on, bastard.

Oh no! What's wrong with him?
Help!

This motherfucker
slit my head open.

What the fuck?

Let go of him.

Fuck you!

Let go!

Get up.

You damn jackass, get up.

Get up!

Sorry...

Was this your first time bottoming?

Disgusting.

You look strait-laced.

Thank you.

That's disgusting, too.

You're right.

Did you find me disgusting at first?

Yeah.

You're right.

Now I think I can get it.

Get what?

That I really am disgusting.

Right.

I'm not going to office tomorrow.

Thank you, Su-min

Only a small amount.

See you later.

OK, Take care and drop in again.

Keep in touch.

I'll drop in often.

Drop in where, you bitch?

Thank you for everything...

Bye...

I'll be back to see you, ok?

And this bitch still
managed to get married...

I don't get anything.
Suck me before you go, damn it!

I don't kiss clients, sir.

What's back there?

Because I like you, sir.
I'll offer you the installment plan.

I'll have to make a
lot of money, then.

Aren't you working too hard?

I think so.
Surfed the net all day long.

To travel in Europe with you.
Let's go to Prague.

Stop. Stop...
Just a second.

- I might be late. Seriously... late...
- Come on.

Wait outside.

- Jae-min.
- Wait outside!

It won't work. Too old.

How could you
go without TV?

Everything OK?

What?
Oh, my mom?

She's knew I was gay for years.

Having no parents is
good in this case.

When I'm with you, I feel strong.

Yes...

Nice car...

I'm jealous.

I took a week off.

I'll drive all around Seoul.

I wanted to go with you.

He's up there, right?

You seem happy.

The only guy I liked...

He...

He lives in a small room on the roof.

I hope I can make
you happy too.

I'll also think of you every morning
when my dick gets hard.

Congratulations.

Hey, Mr. Song. Congratulate you.

Yeah...

Good morning.

Congratulations, Jae-min.

What's this?

I'm not ignorant
I understand sexuality.

I don't care if you
fuck a man or not.

You can't get him
pregnant anyway.

But, you will
marry her.

Why do you have to do this?

I have to leave soon.
We'll talk later.

Go to your father's office.
He knows, too.

Not just your father.
I'll tell everyone.

I'll have my way.

Father.

Jae-min's not in right now...

Who are you?

Who are you?

Me?

It hurts.

Yes...
I played dirty, right?

Disgusting.

Yeah,

I've been disgusting from the beginning.

But...

I love you.

Then, what's our relationship?

Because I'm uneducated?

I'll study hard.

Is it because I'm dirty?

I'll be faithful to you.

Is it because I'm poor?

I'll work hard.

What do you want?

What do I mean to you?

Jae-min, Please don't hang up.

Just a second.

I'll wait here until
you come down.

Hello?

Yes.

Damn! This orphan didn't
even have a wake.

Back to Seoul.

Fuck...
God damn it.

Son of a bitch!
Learn to drive, damn it!

Stop crying!

Assholes. Everything's fucking illegal.

Where do we spread them then?

The guy who bought Ga-ram the car was...
a police officer, right?

Fuckers! We should kill them all.

I want to work there again.

Why come back, bastard?

Why?

Fucking opportunists...

Gave him your body
and soul, your crazy

Damn! What an old
fashioned love story!

Look, he will come back to you
100 pounds heavier after getting married.

Don't say like that.

Fuck you man!

You saw what happened
to our friend Ga-ram?

And what about me?
Don't you see this?

Those loan sharks
drive me crazy. Fuck!

I should've beaten him to death.
And took all his money.

It's no different from the bitch
who ran away with all the money I had.

Fuck! If you say yes, I'll...

You'll what?

Don't you know what
should be done to vampires?

You and I could...

Let me out.

If you just say you want to...

Stop the car!

Shit!

Ga-ram,

Why did we come to this place?

Ga-ram,

We must not have had
any other choice, right?

But in Seoul...
we can't trust anyone.

I'll do it my way.

Be sure to send out the wedding invitations.
And the officiator and our in-laws.

Don't worry about it, OK?

Did you think about the car?

Jae-min.

Jae-min!

By the way is it true the leader of
Republican party is coming?

It's only fair for him to come.
With all I've done for him, huh?

I should've heard it earlier.
I could have asked him officially.

I'm sorry...

The man we just passed,

Jae-min!

He is the one I love.

I'm Sorry.

Your so selfish.

Thanks.

Su-min!
Su-min!

It's me.

I can't come in to
the office, tomorrow.

...Su-min?

...Su-min?

That was part one.

I hope it was not too boring.

Inside the studio is quite warm.
But it seems windy outside.

We expected to have
the first snow of the season.

Dress warm if
you're going out.

Now comes the 2nd
part with new songs.

Stand tall.
We've come to far to go back.

He's not going to
take a beating and stay quiet.

If someone calls
the police, it's all over.

You can't suck dick forever.

Your the one who
wanted to do this.

Be quiet! Fuck!

Fucking bastard!

Stop screaming, you fucker!

Wow, that's really
something worth seeing.

Move aside!

Sir, have you enjoyed enough so far?

It's time for climbing training, sir.

Come on, you fucker!

What are you looking at, bastard?

Hallelujah!
What a show!

Fucking shit!

Fucking stupid!

That's enough!

What a big hole!

I'm sure he hasn't done military service
thanks to his rich father.

Look at him. He's like a snake.

Come here baby.
Heaven's waiting for you.

Shit! Come quick!

Come this way, you mother fucker!

Want a cigarette before you die?

No, Better not.
Smoking is bad for your health.

Money doesn't grow
on trees, you know.

It grows in the ground
on a dead man.

If you meet God there ask
for a loan for me.

No, that I fucking thank him, OK?

Amen!

This guy needs a deeper hole.

If I didn't have back pains
you would be dead already.

Stop.

I said stop!

Are you crazy?

Damn! What's wrong?

Just stop that.
I can't do this.

Take the money.

Fuck! Get out, fucker!

Hell with fucking
faggot sentiment.

Son of a bitch!

Damn! Just take the money!

I don't want it.

I didn't do this
for the money.

He's not gonna call the police.

Just go.

Damn...
Beautiful sight!

Yeah, If you love him so
much I'll bury you with him.

Fuck! Why are we
so miserable?

I'm Sorry.

Nice to meet you, Jae-min.