Ninja Terminator (1986) - full transcript

Three martial-arts students search for the Golden Ninja Warrior, a statue reputed to have magic powers.

(intense music)

(upbeat music)

(eerie music)

Master, everything
is prepared for you.

(laughing)

Greetings to our master.

[All] Master.

(laughing)

Today is the 20th anniversary
of our ninja empire.

As our top fighters,
you're here to witness

the empire's supreme power.



(mystical music)

(groaning)

All right, you may start now.

[Man] Yes, Master.

(grunting)

(laughing)

If you don't believe it,
why don't you try it?

Master, let me try.

(mystical music)

Master.

(metal clanging)

(laughing)

Supreme ninja.

(laughing)



[All] Master,
our supreme ninja.

Supreme ninja.

(suspenseful music)

(grunting)

(suspenseful music)

(grunting)

(hissing)

(grunting)

[Man] Come on.

(suspenseful music)

(grunting)

[Man] Huh?

Master, the Golden
Ninja Warrior is gone.

What's that, who did it?

[Man] Harry,
Baron, and Tomashi.

They killed all the
guards and they got away.

Spread the news, get the
Golden Ninja Warrior back.

As for the traitors,
make sure they're killed.

Yes, Master.

(mystical music)

(groaning)

(intense music)

Ecaza, I don't know
what, I don't know what

we're gonna do without Tomashi.

It, it,

it just doesn't seem fair.

Why did God do this to us?

Hey.

Machico, my sister, don't worry.

We'll always remember Tomashi
as the wonderful person

and brother that he was to us.

May God rest his soul.

But Machico, I'm bothered,
bothered by his death.

It seems so strange.

This whole thing is damn
suspicious, Machico.

Do you think our brother
was hiding something,

something illegal that
we didn't know about?

Like drugs or smuggling or
maybe even triad activity?

I mean, why would anyone
wanna get rid of Tomashi?

And then get evidence

to show that he was murdered?

It just doesn't make any
sense at all, does it?

The police say that he was found

with pieces of
metal in his back.

That definitely means
somebody wanted him dead.

It's so strange.

Come, Machico.

I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to upset you.

But I have to find
out what happened.

For Tomashi's sake.

And for the sake of our family.

You understand?

Boss, the purchase of
the smuggled merchandise

is all arranged with
the Thai dealer.

[Boss] Well done,
Tiger, that's great.

Carry on as we planned.

Yes, as soon as
the stuff arrives,

I'll inform our new client,
and we will go ahead

with the exchange as planned.

[Boss] Very good,
now what about Tomashi?

All we know is
he was found dead

under suspicious circumstances.

Only the complete Golden
Ninja Warrior can gave me

supreme power, and you must
get me the body from Tomashi.

I believe he left it
to his brother Ecaza

and his sister Machico.

Force them to hand it over.

[Tiger] Now listen,
you have a very important

mission ahead of you.

You are to search out
Tomashi's brother Ecaza

and his sister Machico who are
believed to be in possession

of the body of the
Golden Ninja Warrior.

[Victor] I understand, sir.

Bring me the body of
that Golden Ninja Warrior.

And if the brother or
sister offer any resistance,

you must kill them
without any hesitation.

Do you understand me?

I got it, sir.

(suspenseful music)

Hey, Ecaza, let's get out
of here and check the view.

Ah, great idea.

(suspenseful music)

Now where are they meeting us?

Oh, not far from
here, what time is it?

Uh, it's about three
o'clock, no hurry.

(gun firing)

(grunting)

(upbeat music)

(intense music)

What are we eating
tonight, darling?

It's your favorite dish.

Steamed crabs?

No, this time I'm preparing
a really special dish,

something called
drunken crab, and I know

you're gonna love it.

What is that?

Hang on in there,
you'll find out.

(screaming)

The crabs have escaped!

Quickly, come and help!

Hey, Alfred, any news?

Hi, Jaguar, yeah, listen, I
just heard Tomashi's brother.

Ecaza was just
killed this morning.

- Huh?
- Yeah.

Well, that's too bad.

Thanks anyway.

[Alfred] Ciao.

(phone ringing)

[Jaguar] Can I speak
to Harry McQueen, please?

Yeah, speaking, who is it?

It's Jaguar Wong
here, listen, Harry,

Ecaza's been killed, looks
like Tiger Chan's work.

That's really bad, but
what about his sister?

She's okay, but those
bastards, they're just animals.

You just can't tell

what they're gonna do next.

I know, but we
must protect her

if I'm gonna get back
the Golden Ninja Warrior.

She's the only lead.

Okay, Harry, count on it.

I'll make sure
they don't get her.

I'll go to her
restaurant this afternoon

and find out what I can, bye.

(disco music)

Hey, excuse me, I'm
looking for a restaurant

run by a girl called Machico.

[Man] So what's the
name of this place?

The Yat Chuen Restaurant.

[Man] What's his problem?

Well, I'm looking
for a restaurant.

You're looking in the
wrong place, around here,

there ain't no
restaurants, buddy.

(grunting)

(whimpering)

(grunting)

Okay, smart ass,
where's the restaurant?

Over there, over there.

(gentle piano music)

(clearing throat)

Excuse me, sir,
can I help you?

Would you like to
order something?

Yeah, but it's
not on the menu.

I'm sorry, sir, would
you like to check again?

Is Machico on it?

Uh...

Over here, I'm Machico.

I'm very sorry to
hear about the death

of your two brothers.

But have you heard the story
of the Golden Ninja Warrior?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Come on, don't fool around.

I'm warning you, listen,

you could be in danger.

I don't know what
you're talking about

and I don't like
being threatened.

I'm not threatening you.

I'm trying to help.

(dramatic music)

Victor, Jaguar Wong
is Harry's accomplice,

and he's interfering
in our affairs.

I want you to get him
before he gets his hands

on the Golden Ninja Warrior.

[Victor] Yes, sir.

Hey, I'm sorry.

Hey, hey, you Jaguar Wong?

(chuckles)

Hey, you're acting
pretty cool, man.

But it's guys like you need
to be shown a good lesson.

Oh.

And you think

you're the one
who's gonna show me?

That's right, let's see
those famous Jaguar skills.

(chuckles)

You flatter me.

(grunting)

(yelling)

(grunting)

(groaning)

You okay?

Now you've had a taste
of my Jaguar technique.

- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.

Now I've got something to
tell you, pair of weaklings.

Since you're both
Tiger Chan's men,

you'll take a message
for me, right?

- Right, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, bye.

Hey, wait, you don't
know what the message is.

Tell him to keep
away from Machico.

Yeah.

Tell him he can forget the
body of the Golden Ninja.

(suspenseful music)

(whistling)

(intense music)

(swords clanging)

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(grunting)

You!

(grunting)

(ripping)

God damn you.

(yelling)

(whimpering)

You're an improvement
on the last two jerks.

But you're still
not good enough.

Yeah, you're the best,
you're really the best.

Jaguar Wong is
afraid of nothing.

Go back and tell your boss

to keep his hands off
the Golden Ninja Warrior

unless he wants
to meddle with me.

(groaning)

Wait a minute.

Uh, no.

No!

(chuckles)

Please, give it back.

A ring for a coat, I
think that's pretty fair.

Oh!

Get moving.

- Yes.
- Go on!

All right.

(upbeat music)

(suspenseful music)

(hissing)

(suspenseful music)

[Clerk] Good day, sir.

[Jaguar] I've got a
ring I want to sell.

Oh, do you?

[Jaguar] It's gotta be ruby.

It must be worth quite a lot.

What are you gonna
give me for it?

Hmm.

You see, this ring's been
in my family for years.

I'm sure it's worth
quite a lot of money.

[Clerk] I'm sorry,
sir, it's fake.

You mean it's worth nothing?

Well, this sort
of ring only comes

from a box of Cracker Jacks.

I'm afraid it's worthless, sir.

Well, thanks for your time.

No problem.

And since I can't buy
my new coat with it,

I'll leave it with you.

Good day.

(upbeat music)

Try this.

(upbeat music)

(car engine roaring)

(upbeat music)

(tires squealing)

(upbeat music)

(tires squealing)

What the hell are you
doing, you damn jerk?

You don't remember me?

(chuckles)

Lily, you never could
quite fool me, could you?

We were over a long time ago.

Come on, Lily, I don't believe

that you really feel that way.

You remember how we
felt about each other?

My feelings haven't
changed, and I bet

yours haven't either.

Look at me!

(Lily whimpering)

(gentle music)

(moaning)

Jaguar, I'm afraid
we can't meet again.

Why not?

There's another
man in my life now.

Well, I'd expect that by now.

This is different.

Tiger's right-hand man.

It's Victor Li.

(intense music)

(swords clanging)

(grunting)

Your technique
is still very good.

And so is yours.

You must stop your man from
annoying Tomashi's sister.

If you stop yours first.

You want the Golden Ninja
Warrior all for yourself.

Look at this.

Yes, that's my ninja star.

Right, it's my ninja star.

This is yours.

(mystical music)

Why are you so greedy?

Because there's not
enough for everyone.

Only the complete
Golden Ninja Warrior

can give us the supreme power.

There's only one person
who has our ninja stars.

You mean Yematol?

He's coming after us,
he may have got the body

of the Golden Ninja
Warrior from Tomashi.

The triangular force
will exist no more.

The Ninja Empire
will destroy us.

We will all be destroyed.

Unless we destroy them first!

(airplane engine roaring)

(upbeat music)

Tell me the story.

Yes, since we
received instructions
from the Ninja Empire,

we set about recovering
the Golden Ninja Warrior.

We did this by investigating
the three traitors.

I traced Tomashi's hideout
and discovered him practicing

the supreme ninja technique.

(swords clanging)

(groaning)

I killed him before
he was able to create

the supreme ninja spirit.

(upbeat music)

And here is the body of
the Golden Ninja Warrior.

[Man] Good, Karata.

(intense music)

(suspenseful music)

If you can deal with our four
dragons you're really tough.

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

(groaning)

That ring you brought into
my shop didn't belong to you.

It belonged to my
brother, and I'm here

to take revenge now.

(yelling)

(grunting)

(chuckles)

You give up?

(whimpering)

(upbeat music)

(doorbell buzzing)

(hissing)

(grunting)

(robot beeping)

[Robot] Traitor, listen.

You have just three days to
return the Golden Ninja Warrior

to our master.

Hear and obey.

(phone ringing)

Listen to me.

Traitor, I believe that you've
received a death message

from our Ninja Empire.

Ninja is supreme and you
have double crossed it.

Why did you do that?

The Ninja Empire is evil.

I have to reform
the Ninja Empire.

That is why I took away
the Golden Ninja Warrior.

You've got three
days in which to return

the Golden Ninja
Warrior, or else you die.

Go to hell.

(upbeat music)

You got it?

(upbeat music)

(dramatic music)

(suspenseful music)

(grunting)

(glass shattering)

(grunting)

(bones cracking)

(whimpering)

(grunting)

(groaning)

(car engine roaring)

Move it!

(groaning)

Okay, jerk, I need some fast
answers to some questions.

So tell me.

Who's your boss?

Did you hear me, where
did this stuff come from?

(whimpering)

Look, either you talk
or we go to the police.

Is that what you want?

A sentence for heroin?

Or this?

Uh, no!

So you'll tell
me who's behind it?

Yeah.

All right then.

Go ahead, tell me now, then.

(stammering) No.

All right, I'll keep
you here until you will.

And sooner or later,

they're gonna come for us.

Now listen, Tiger,
go and stop Harry's men

from disturbing
Tomashi's sister Machico.

Harry wants the
ninja body as well,

so you must kidnap Machico
and force her to hand over.

Tomashi's body of the
Golden Ninja Warrior.

Victor.

Yes, boss?

[Tiger] What's
happened about that deal?

Bad news, boss, the
buyer turned out to be.

Harry's man Jaguar, and he
kidnapped one of our guys.

[Tiger] Ah.

Victor, you let me down again.

How can I trust you when
you louse up like this?

How could you let
one of Harry's men

sneak in and outsmart us?

You didn't make the thorough
checks expected of you,

and you haven't done
your job properly.

You know that you
have to pay for this.

But I'll give you
a second chance.

Kidnap Machico successfully

and you won't lose
another finger.

[Victor] Yes, sir.

I propose a toast to Machico
and to all of you, cheers.

[All] Cheers.

Hey, wait!

Machico, happy birthday.

Thank you very much.

Right, everybody,
let's all drink again.

Cheers!

[All] Cheers!

(screaming)

(suspenseful music)

What happened?

It's nothing serious,
just a power failure.

Where's Machico?

Where's she gone?

Machico, where is she?

(disco music)

All our orders
are full this year,

but the market is changing
fast, so we must prepare

and be ready for it next year.

Well look, our
designers are creating

multipurpose swimsuits.

Oh.

Very good idea, but
we should put stress

on both outdoor and indoor use.

I think swimsuits are
also very suitable

for aerobic exercise and sport.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

That style's nice, but
it could use more pleats.

I think the trousers
should be in pink.

I'm not so sure.

With the white pants
it's more elegant.

Oh, by the way, I've
arranged a meeting

with our designers
for this evening.

Oh, okay.

No, not this evening,
she's gonna be busy.

[Both] Huh?

Oh, Harry, I
forgot about dinner.

You can't forget to eat.

Besides, Polly can take
care of everything.

Have a nice time.

Thank you.

Oh, will you remember
to change the meeting

to tomorrow morning, hmm?

Bye, Polly.

Sure, bye.

What kind of food do
you want to eat tonight?

Whatever you like.

Hey, look at the window.

(suspenseful music)

What does that mean?

Just some stupid
kids fooling around.

(suspenseful music)

[Robot] Traitor, listen to me.

If you want to live, return
the Golden Ninja Warrior

to the Empire.

You have only got two days
left, only two days left.

(phone ringing)

Yeah?

[Dick] Hello,
boss, this is Dick.

I've got somebody who wants
to speak to you about Machico.

So you're Victor Li.

I want to speak to Machico.

(laughs)

This is Machico.

What do you want?

Now Machico, this
is Jaguar Wong.

I wanna know how
they're treating you.

I'm okay, but why am I here?

I'm real confused.

[Jaguar] Machico, now listen,
don't tell 'em anything.

Okay.

Now look, I know
what happened.

Tomashi must've

left you the Golden
Ninja Warrior.

For God's sake, don't
tell them where it is.

It'll be fatal,
they're gonna kill you

once they get their hands on it.

And what about the
stuff you stole from us?

Well, I'm ready to make
a deal with you guys.

I'll return both the heroin
and the man I kidnapped

in exchange for Machico.

(chuckles)

Okay, it's a deal.

You meet us at the Volvo
Nightclub at eight o'clock.

And don't forget the stuff.

(upbeat music)

(disco music)

(audience applauding)

(disco music)

(suspenseful music)

Hi there, Jaguar.

Well, Lily, we meet
again, just like old times.

Anyone would think
you were following me.

(groaning)

(suspenseful music)

Hold it right there.

(grunting)

Okay, bastard, it's
my turn now to give you

a taste of your own medicine.

Ooh, you're really gonna pay.

Do you remember how
you locked me up

in that hotel wardrobe
for a few days?

I tell you, you're not
gonna forget that ever.

Hold it!

So where's the stuff?

Boss, he deliberately
left it behind.

He had no intention
of returning it.

He's just a double
crossing bastard.

Well, Jaguar, you're
one of Harry's men.

You're very well informed.

I guess she told you.

What other lies has she told?

You sound jealous.

Okay, smart ass,
let's cut the crap.

We had a deal, you were
supposed to bring the stuff.

Now where the hell is it?

Or is the deal off?

You get the stuff
when I get Machico.

And if I don't get
Machico, no deal.

[Victor] Aw, is that a threat?

I wouldn't call it a
threat, it's just an order.

Bring in Machico.

(dramatic music)

Jaguar.

Machico, I really missed you.

Have you told 'em
anything at all?

Jaguar, I haven't
got anything to tell.

I'm constantly asked
questions I don't understand.

[Jaguar] About what?

About the Golden Ninja body.

And you're sure you don't
know anything about it, do you?

Right, Machico, we're both
gonna be leaving here very soon.

(laughing)

So you think you're Superman?

You're just gonna fly
out of here with Machico?

Maybe I will.

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

Victor, please don't
worry, I never loved Jaguar.

He loved me.

But Lily darling, I'm
haunted by the thought

of the two of you together.

I want you, Lily, to marry me

and be my wife forever.

Oh, Victor, I thought
you'd never say it.

At last I can put
my past behind me.

Darling Lily,
we'll beget again.

I'll quit the organization.

We'll get married
and have children.

Victor, I love you.

(gentle music)

(moaning)

(gentle music)

(moaning)

So Jaguar Wong, you'd
better prepare yourself

because I've come to
tell you your future

doesn't look long or bright.

Well, go ahead and let
me in on your secret.

Well, it's like this.

Since we figure that you've
decided to be uncooperative,

well, there's no reason
for us to allow you

the privilege to
continue your life,

so you've made the decision.

Sounds simple.

Death is a simple
business, you know that.

You assume a lot about me.

Tell me, can a dying
man have a last wish?

A cigarette.

(laughs)

I guess so, after
all, it's unlikely

that you'll contract lung
cancer before I kill you.

A sensitive guy.

I appreciate the concern
you show for my health.

Don't bother.

No thanks.

I really prefer my own brand.

You'll find 'em in my bag.

If it's not too much
trouble for you.

Fussy, aren't you?

But just to show you
how good-natured I am,

I'll do it, see?

I'm sorry.

My hands are tied.

Do you think you could
possibly light it for me?

And have one yourself.

Thanks.

I'd hate for you to
remember me as a mean

son of a bitch, so go ahead.

I don't usually
smoke this brand.

But I'll do it for you.

(groaning)

(dramatic music)

[Man] Hey, are you okay?

(groaning)

(intense music)

[Man] Hey, hey!

(grunting)

(groaning)

(grunting)

[Tiger] Yes?

Listen, Tiger, send the
videocassette to Harry.

Let him know we have
Tomashi's sister Machico.

He'll have no choice
but to give up.

Yes, sir.

Victor, explain yourself.

Boss, I'm sorry, it
was all an accident.

I didn't know that
Jaguar Wong could pull

such a dirty trick and
make fools of all of us.

Boss, I'll find Jaguar
Wong, I'll bring him back.

He can't have gotten
far, please forgive me.

[Tiger] Victor, you've
already received one warning.

I'm afraid I can't allow you
to carry on without punishment.

The rule is that you
lose your other finger.

Boss, anything but that!

[Tiger] Well, you've
been a good man, Victor.

So I'll give you one
last mission to prove
your capability.

There's a videocassette I want
you to take to Harry's place

and let him know that we have
Tomashi's sister Machico.

And for God's sake,
Victor, don't screw up.

Yes, boss.

Thank you, boss, I'll carry
out your orders immediately.

(robot beeping)

Huh?

(robot beeping)

Harry, come on and
have a look at this.

Look.

What is it?

[Harry] Hmm, let's find out.

[Man] Hey!

(Machico whimpering)

[Machico] No!

Come on, Machico.

Talk!

Tell us where the
Golden Ninja Warrior is

and all this
suffering will stop.

Come on, talk.

All right.

That's enough!

Get the sticks.

(Machico whimpering)

Where is it, tell
us where it is!

(crank squeaking)

No!

Harry, this cassette is
being sent to you by our boss

in order to prove that we've
got Tomashi's sister Machico

in our hands, and we're
warning you and your henchman

Jaguar Wong that if you
don't give up the chase

for the body of the Golden
Ninja Warrior and return

the stuff you stole from
us, then Ms. Machico here

is gonna snuff it.

[Harry] Jaguar, this is Harry.

Hi, boss, what's happening?

Tomashi's sister
was kidnapped.

I want you to take revenge
by kidnapping Lily.

We can make the exchange later.

Okay, that's no problem.

But how could you be sure?

[Harry] I've just seen a
videocassette of Machico.

Okay, boss.

I'll get right onto it,
these guys mean business.

(upbeat music)

(hissing)

(upbeat music)

[Clerk] Can I help you?

I'd like to look at this kit.

[Clerk] Okay.

(dramatic music)

Taxi!

(upbeat music)

Driver, you're
going the wrong way.

No, I don't think so.

I know where I'm going.

So tell me,
where are we going?

Don't be so impatient,
you'll find out soon.

You stop, stop now!

(tires squealing)

No, stop, please!

[Lily] Stop it!

(tires squealing)

You wanted to get
out, get out then.

Okay.

(grunting)

(groaning)

Hey listen, who are you?

(dramatic music)

Surprise, we always
seem to meet up, don't we?

A bad penny.

Now.

There's no need to be
rude, just cooperate.

And I suppose being
cooperative entails

going to bed with you.

Perhaps, though I wouldn't
say it was integral.

No, cooperation simply
involves you being a good girl

and coming with me.

Oh, Jaguar, haven't
you given any thought

to what Victor will do when
he finds out about this?

(laughs)

Victor will be put in a
position of having to exchange

his beloved for Machico.

(laughs)

Huh, you're with
Jaguar, kidnapped?

Let me speak to him.

Hold on, I'll hand you over.

Victor wants to speak to you.

[Jaguar] You know what the
message is, you give it to him.

Oh, no, Jaguar, I don't
do your dirty work anymore.

That's all long since
passed and forgotten.

This is Jaguar here.

I've now got Lily with me.

I'll release her
on one condition.

What, what, you bastard?

You release Machico.

And then you'll get
precious Lily back.

Please.

Good to see you, Professor So.

Well, it's good to be here.

We've been waiting
impatiently for your visit here.

Well, I can certainly show
you, you won't be disappointed.

I've just invented
something superb.

Well that's good, good.

[Professor So] Mr.
Chen, you mentioned

a change in plan, didn't you?

[Tiger] This is true.

The original plan, we
had a mind for this type

of bomb change, which
is why we requested you

to redesign it as a
time bomb instead.

I'm sure that
you'll be satisfied

with what I have constructed.

Good, good.

(dramatic music)

A fine piece of workmanship.

[Professor So] Thank you.

This bomb is as easily
as powerful as the others

and with remote control.

[Tiger] But will it
blow my enemies up?

[Professor So] Well,
I'd say sky high (laughs).

It's just what I need.

Thank you, Professor So.

You're going for
a trip, Ms. Machico,

a trip where we have
to put you in disguise.

Sunglasses.

Nice scarf, it looks
very becoming on you.

(upbeat music)

Here they come.

With Machico as planned.

Victor!

[Victor] We've got
Machico, release Lily.

Okay, Victor.

I'll send Lily over,
you send Machico.

[Victor] Okay, it's
a deal, you bastard.

Bye-bye.

(upbeat music)

Lily, baby.

Lily, are you okay, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Machico, let me untie you.

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

You know what this is?

It's a remote unit that
controls a powerful time bomb

which is attached to Machico.

I just have to press
this activate button

and your friend Machico
is blown sky high.

(fast ticking)

(whimpering)

It's up to you.

But if you don't want
your friend Machico blown

to smithereens, you
better give yourself up.

(grunting)

(fast ticking)
(whimpering)

(grunting)

(groaning)

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

Harry, look!

(dramatic music)

(robot beeping)

[Man] Betrayers, I want to
remind you of the unavoidable

fate of a ninja traitor.

You must commit harakiri
for your transgression.

Born a ninja, die a ninja.

(dramatic music)

[Man] Our Ninja
Empire is supreme,

omnipotent, and righteous.

Our blood is motivated
by ninja spirit.

When we take up a mission,
we must succeed or die.

Our techniques are
dominant and unbeatable.

Our style is unique and
hypnotically elegant.

If you don't want to suffer
to the wrath of the wicked,

then give back our
Golden Ninja Warrior.

And I am a ninja terminator.

(boat motor roaring)

Hey!

It's Jaguar Wong, he's
here, Jaguar Wong is here.

(dramatic music)

Tiger Chan, I'm from
Interpol, you're under arrest.

Jaguar, you'll be lucky.

Leave.

(dramatic music)

(waves crashing)

(grunting)

(groaning)

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

(waves crashing)

(psychedelic music)

(suspenseful music)

(swords clanging)

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

(swords clanging)

(hissing)

(rock music)

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

All right, kill me.

Your death will
serve no purpose.

I've lost face, I could never
return to the Ninja Empire.

(mystical music)

(disco music)

Συγχρονισμός:
dpg7000, ο μπαμπάς σας

Subtitles sync:
dpg7000, your daddy

(exploding)