My Mom's a Werewolf (1989) - full transcript
The frustrated housewife Leslie visits an animal shop to purchase a flea-collar. Unknowing that the owner is a werewolf, she accepts his invitation to lunch and later in his apartment. Through a bite in her toe he starts her slow transformation in a werewolf. Home again, she desperately tries to hide the often disgusting process from her family, but her daughter Jennifer and her - from horror magazines well educated - friend recognize what's going on, and help to kill the non-human.
(suspenseful music)
(paw steps tapping)
(singer howling)
♪ Who's that I see
walking in these woods ♪
♪ Why, it's Little
Red Riding Hood ♪
♪ Hey there, Little
Red Riding Hood ♪
♪ You sure are looking good
♪ You're everything a
big bad wolf could want ♪
♪ Listen to me
♪ Little Red Riding Hood
- Hey, Marbo.
Here, Marbo, get out
of there, oh, Jennifer,
could you get the phone?
- Oh sure, Mom.
♪ That a big girl should
♪ Go walking in these
spooky old woods alone ♪
(singer howling)
(Marbo barking)
- Marbo, down, down, boy.
♪ What big eyes you have
♪ The kind of eyes
that drive wolves mad ♪
♪ So just to see
♪ That you don't get chased
♪ I think I ought to walk
♪ With you for a way
- Jennifer, Jennifer!
♪ What full lips you have
♪ They're sure to
lure someone bad ♪
♪ So until you get
to grandma's place ♪
- Jennifer!
♪ I think you ought to walk
♪ With me and be safe
♪ I'm gonna keep
♪ My sheep suit on
(Marbo barking)
♪ Until I'm sure that
you've been shown ♪
♪ That I can be trusted
walking with you alone ♪
(singer howling)
♪ What big eyes you have
♪ The kind of eyes
that drive wolves mad ♪
♪ So just to see
- Marbo!
♪ That you don't get chased
♪ I think I ought to walk
♪ With you for a ways
- Darn, oh, Marbo!
Jennifer!
Marbo, get out of there,
come on, get out of there.
Marbo, oh, this is ridiculous.
- Dad, let me put you on
speakerphone, hold on.
- Honey, wait a minute--
- Coming, Mom.
- [Howard] Speaker phone,
I always sound like
I'm 10 miles away
from everybody.
- Dad's on the phone.
- Oh, hi, sweetie!
- [Howard] Hi, honey, how's
my little bran muffin?
- Your little bran muffin
misses her big cucumber.
- [Howard] Why don't you make
a nice big roast for tonight?
- Honey, you know I don't
serve poison in this house.
But I've got a great new
recipe, seaweed spinach quiche
with cultured yak butter, you
are gonna love it, Marbo, sit.
- [Howard] Hey honey, I can't
make it tonight for dinner,
honey, gotta run, sweets, bye.
(dial tone humming)
- What, no, wait, Howard!
Howard, I have a, I made--
- Oh, Mom, don't feel bad.
You know he loves you.
- Yeah, I know, it's just that
I was gonna make this great
recipe that I found and. (sighs)
Where are you going?
- I'm meeting Stacey
at the horror and science
fiction convention.
- Tonight?
- Yup.
- But what about
my seaweed quiche?
- I'm sorry, Mom, I gotta go.
(children shouting)
(birds chirping)
- Well, don't stay out too late.
- [Jennifer] Okay.
- Marbo, get out of
there, come on, Marbo.
(Leslie sighs)
(Marbo barks)
Just you and me
again, huh, big fella?
Huh, Marbo?
- This is what
the people want to see.
- [Host] Excuse me
for interrupting,
but we have another
call on hold.
- You love me, don't you?
- Hello, you're on the air.
- [Caller] Hello!
- What do you want to
watch tonight, huh?
- [Host] Congratulations,
you've won!
- I hate this show.
- [Narrator] You are there
with the eight fearless
international astronauts.
(Stacey laughing)
- "Galaxina," I've seen
that movie 356 times.
Oh wow, this is great.
- Yeah.
- Oh, "Cinemagic."
I have all of these,
"Famous Monsters,"
number 12,
January 1965.
Totally radical!
Jennifer?
Can I borrow $175?
- No.
- But, Jennifer,
it's a number 12.
A number 12, Jennifer, do
you realize how rare that is?
- No.
(Stacey sighs)
- Wow, look at this!
An original replica of
Claude Rains's costume
in "The Invisible Man."
- I have never met anyone
who lives and breathes
monsters the way you do.
- That's all I
live for, monsters.
And Ralph.
Mwah!
- Same thing.
- Oh!
"Bloody Orgy and the
She-Devils," this is great!
Oh, Madame Gypsie's!
Oh, let's get our
fortunes told, Jennifer!
- I am not gonna pay a penny
to hear some old lady tell me
I'm going on a long sea cruise
with a tall dark stranger.
- I'll pay.
- Great.
- [Madame] I can take
it in nickels, pennies,
dimes, bottles, but please,
it's only five bucks.
Please, this way.
- Jennifer, come on.
- Okay.
(somber violin music)
- We'd like to get our--
- Tell me nothing.
I see everything.
- Oh, wow.
This is just like a scene
from "Bloody Gypsies
of Yucca Flats."
- Hm, I didn't see that.
- I thought you see everything.
- $10, please.
(somber violin music)
In advance.
- Where's my purse?
- Ask the psychic.
- I answer nothing
'til I get paid.
- Jennifer!
- Okay.
Where's her purse?
- I am sitting on it.
(laughing) Here.
Here, please, please, sit.
Sit sit, sit sit sit,
sit sit, sit sit sit.
Make yourself comfortable,
very nice, yeah.
Now.
Doom-bah-la!
- Why do you have two of them?
- I like a second opinion.
Kee-voo-nah-dah.
Zah-roon-mee-too-von.
(crackling)
You have a dog?
You have a dog.
- 10 bucks to find that out?
- I see you in conflict
with an animal.
No no, wait, I see two animals.
- Whatever happened to, you'll
meet a tall dark stranger?
- Someone very
close to you will.
- Ralphie!
- Oh oh, I see the sign of
the pentagram on your face!
- I think that's just a zit.
- Beware, you will
struggle with a,
with an unholy force
over the next few days.
- Well, at least she
got something right.
You invited Ralph to
my Halloween party.
- Foolish child, take my
card, you'll be needing it.
(somber violin music)
$20, please, in advance.
(Madame shrieks)
You are going on
a long sea cruise
with a tall dark stranger.
Doom-bah-la!
Kee-voo-nah-dah.
Zah-roon-mee-too-von.
Ee-von-stan.
- It's people like you
who keep these charlatans
in business.
- Oh come on, Jennifer.
It's all part of the show.
- Right, and you
owe me 10 bucks.
- Wow, look at this!
"Dr. Fangbite
"and the Virgin From Hell."
Jennifer?
- I'm leaving.
- Jennifer, you
promised you'd stay
'til at least halfway through.
(babbling)
- [Celia] And now an
update on the recent series
of ferocious dog attacks.
A young woman was
assaulted and bitten
by what she claims was a cross
between a Rottweiler and
local Councilman Lou Lamont.
Lamont was not available
for questioning.
The woman is under
psychiatric observation,
claiming Mr. Lamont
is really a werewolf.
- Hi, hon.
- Oh hi, sweetheart.
- [Announcer] New lease
on life thanks to surgery
at the hospital.
- Sorry I'm late for dinner.
- [Leslie] It's okay,
I saved you some.
- Huh?
- It's the recipe
I told you about
on the phone today.
It's really good for you,
seaweed spinach quiche
with cultured yak butter.
It's delicious.
- Oh.
- [Announcer] 72 hours to
see if there's any sign
of organ rejection.
- Looks good.
(paper bag rustling)
- Had to work late again, huh?
- Yeah, you know,
we're gearing up
for the annual
pre-Christmas sale.
- [Announcer] For
the time being.
- Hm, I feel like I never
see you anymore, honey.
Why don't we do
something this weekend?
- Like what?
- I don't know.
Take a trip, go to the park.
Something.
- May have uncovered.
- Howard, I feel
like we're losing
the excitement in our
lives, you know what I mean?
- [Announcer] They are
now isolating bacteria
and may be able
to come up with--
Howard?
(Howard snores)
Oh.
- [Announcer] Advertisers are
often saying there's a problem
of catching the intentional
prospective customers.
Well, take the case of two men.
(men shouting)
- I bet that you didn't
know that Lon Chaney Junior
was the only actor to
play all the monsters,
Frankenstein, Dracula,
the Wolfman and the Mummy.
(giggles)
Oh, guess how many times
Bela Lugosi played Dracula?
- Who cares?
(men laughing)
- Come on, knock it off
and watch the game, will ya?
- Howard, Howard!
- Oh thanks, honey.
- Thanks, honey?
Thanks, honey?
- Yeah, come on!
(men shouting)
- I'm gonna rip that
man's throat out.
- [Man] Hey, what do you
call a girl who starts dating
to the level of
her intelligence?
A widow!
(men laughing)
- Come on, knock it off!
- Mom!
Don't forget the flea collar!
(engine revving)
- What's wrong with your mom?
- It's Dad, he has time
for everything but her.
- Maybe she bores your father.
I read in "Cosmopolitan"
that 50% of all divorces
happen because of neglect.
Or maybe it was adultery.
- Don't they kind
of go hand-in-hand?
- Oh, whatever, and
whatever. (laughs)
You know, I think
you worry too much.
- I just don't want to be
the product of a broken home.
- Geez, I would love it.
(sighs) I could
use my dad's closet
to store my body
parts collection in.
- Your parents are
hardly ever home anyway.
- You're gonna be the life
of the party tomorrow.
- Want to help me
do a good deed?
- No.
(men cheering)
(soft music)
♪ Down and lonely, baby
- Jerk.
♪ Things begin to go
- Pigs.
(radio squelching)
(game fans cheering)
I don't believe
it, another game.
(radio squelching)
(Leslie sighs)
♪ You're the fool
♪ And a fool's better
off all alone ♪
♪ 'Cause the sun's
gonna come back ♪
♪ And the rain always stops
(pigeons cooing
drowns out singing)
- Oh, oh.
Flea collar.
Good.
(singer humming)
Hello?
- (squawks) Whadja
do, whadja do!
- Anyone here?
(bird chirps)
(bird shrieks)
(animals shrieking)
(Leslie screams)
Jesus.
(animal growls)
(Leslie screams)
(Leslie gasps)
Oh, oh.
- Anything I can do for you?
(mystical music)
- I need a collar,
a flea collar.
My dog needs a flea collar,
he has fleas, my dog.
- Anything else?
- I don't think so.
- Compliments of the house.
- Oh, thank you.
(birds chirping)
(crunching)
(mouse squeals)
(crunching)
Hey, wait wait wait,
my purse, stop!
Stop that man, he's a
thief, stop him, oh damn!
Stop, my purse, somebody
grab that man, stop him!
- Hey, hold it, stop!
(auto horn honking)
- [Leslie] Stop!
Great.
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
- Hey!
- Wait!
Ow!
(tires screeching)
(auto horn blaring)
- [Driver] Watch where
you're going, you jerk!
(man growls)
(purse-snatcher grunts)
(mystical music)
- My purse!
Oh my god, you found my purse!
Thank you, how'd you do that?
That's...
That's great, thank you so much.
Huh.
(auto horn honking)
(woman singing in
foreign language)
- May I buy you lunch?
- Well, if it weren't for
you, I wouldn't be able
to buy myself lunch, no, I
insist on treating you, mister?
- Thropen.
(mystical music)
Harry Thropen.
- Leslie Shaber.
(woman singing in
foreign language)
You know...
You have the most unusual eyes.
- Really?
(Leslie chuckles)
A bottle of Mouton Rothschild
'66 for the lady and myself.
Oh, I'll pay.
- Well, if you insist.
- And two orders
of steak tartare.
- No, I'm a vegetarian.
- Pity.
- I'll have the pasta salad
and the crepes Suzette
for dessert, please.
Do you want?
- No no, no no, I dislike
silver, it spoils the taste.
I want to relish the substances
I put between my teeth.
- So what makes you
think she'll be there?
- It's lunchtime.
She always eats there when
she shops on weekends.
- What makes you
think she'll believe
that your dad got
her the flowers?
- Because she'll
want to believe it.
- Boy, women sure get dumb
when they get married.
Geez, look at this.
Another woman was attacked
by a wild animal last night.
- [Jennifer] How horrible.
- Talk about close to home,
it was right on your street.
Police think it was some
sort of coyote or wild dog.
Want to know what I think?
- No.
(romantic string
orchestral music)
Oh my god, it's too late.
Come on.
- I mean, I really
shouldn't complain because
it's not the worst, you know?
(water splashing)
- Hey, hey!
- Don't be silly, he's
probably just an old friend.
- I know all her friends.
- So it's a new friend.
- But you know what
really gets my goat?
It's the weekend, and does he
want to spend time with me?
Nah, he invites his drinking
buddies over to watch the game.
I swear, sometimes I could
just tear that man apart.
(romantic string
orchestral music)
- Look at that, he's
kissing her hand.
I've never even
seen my dad hold it.
- We gotta get closer.
(kisses smacking)
- Sorry, I didn't mean to
go on about my troubles.
- Oh no, no no no no.
Don't ever apologize
about your true feelings.
- Can you believe that?
That disgusting pervert is
licking my mother's hand.
- It's kinda cute,
maybe he's a foreigner.
- Oh.
- If I were married to
someone as wonderful
and as sensitive as you,
I wouldn't want to spend
a minute without you.
- Oh, Mr. Thropen.
- Harry.
- Harry.
- You radiate love.
And compassion.
I just want to crawl up
inside of you and die.
- There's a pleasant thought.
- How about a toast?
- Yeah.
- To eternal happiness
and togetherness with people who
appreciate their own kind.
(glasses clink)
- I'll drink to that.
I don't understand it,
but I'll drink to it.
You know, oh!
I'm a, I'm a,
a married woman.
- I can respect that.
- Maybe you should hold
off giving her the flowers.
(Leslie moaning)
(plate sizzling)
(Harry growling)
- What, what's the matter?
(suspenseful music)
- [Stacey] Where is he going?
- Come on.
Let's follow him.
- That's outrageous.
♪ Hey there
♪ Little Red Riding Hood
- Come on!
♪ You sure are looking good
♪ You're everything a
big bad wolf could want ♪
- Maybe he's a long-lost cousin.
- Right.
♪ Listen to me
♪ Little Red Riding Hood
- [Stacey] This is the
back, maybe he's in here.
- In here, let's see.
- I don't believe it.
♪ Don't walk in these
♪ Spooky old woods alone
- This guy does not know
who he's messing with
when he messes with me.
Unbelievable, wait'll I
get my hands on that creep.
Hello, anyone here?
(birds squawking)
(suspenseful music)
Mr. Thropen?
(flies buzzing)
Harry?
(chittering)
(Leslie screams)
- I knew you'd be back.
- How dare you?
- Would you like a drink?
- (chuckles) I think
I've had enough
for one afternoon, thank you.
(mystical music)
- Why don't we make love, then?
- I'll have a double martini.
(frogs croaking)
(animals chattering)
Oh!
♪ I'm like a midnight moon
♪ You're like a
sunny day in June ♪
♪ Each time I see your face
♪ You're innocent,
she's out of place ♪
♪ I know you're like
(Harry chuckles)
♪ A midnight moon
♪ I'm like a sunny day in June
♪ Each time I look
into your eyes ♪
♪ I want to rip off,
find me nasty skies ♪
- How about another?
- Certainly.
- Without the fish.
- Why don't you make
yourself comfortable?
Take something off.
- Okey-dokie.
- [Stacey] Can you see?
- No, you're in my way.
- Jennifer!
- Stacey.
- Jennifer.
I think it's time to go.
- Are you serious?
If she's screwing around,
I want to see it, ow!
- Mind if I ask why?
- I, uh...
I think I lost a contact
lens here somewhere.
- Sure is a hard bed.
(owl hoots)
Yup, probably the hardest
bed I've ever sat on.
Horny little devil, aren't ya?
(laughs) I bet you
smell great, right?
♪ You you and and me, baby
♪ You and me got an
animal attraction ♪
♪ You you and and me, baby
♪ Based on facts
opposites attract ♪
♪ You you and and me, baby
♪ You and me got an
animal attraction ♪
♪ You you and and me, baby
- Hoo.
(owl hoots)
(monkey chatters)
(Leslie moans)
Toe job.
(Harry growls)
Ow, what are you doing?
(Harry growls)
- Stop, ow!
You're hurting me,
Jesus, I'm bleeding.
Thanks for the thrill, but
it's time for me to go.
(mystical music)
- You'll forget for
now, Leslie Shaber.
But you'll be back.
(flies buzzing)
- Hey, Marbo, big fella,
look what I got ya.
A flea collar.
(Marbo growls)
Marbo, what, hey,
what's wrong with you?
(barking)
Marbo.
It's me, Marbo, what's wrong?
- [Announcer] Bubba
Washington is down
to the 30-yard line.
- Hi, honey.
I sure missed you.
- Sure you did.
(mystical music)
- [Announcer] Wait,
he's getting up.
I think he lost the
ball on that play.
(mystical music)
Oh no, well, it looks like Bubba
won't be playing for
the winner's team now.
I hear the cheerleaders--
(birds chirping)
- Oh, damn!
(lid clatters)
Men.
- [Jennifer] Hi, Mom.
- Hi, sweetie.
- [Jennifer] What
happened to your toe?
- I must have stubbed it.
- Stubbed it?
- Mm.
- Looks like an animal bit it.
(Leslie laughs)
So, how was your day shopping?
- Fine.
- Find anything
you really needed?
- A few things.
- And how was your lunch?
- Fine.
(birds chirping)
(auto horn honking)
(radio blaring)
- I'll be right down, Stacey.
You just don't want to
level with me, do you?
- What?
(auto horn honking)
♪ A shot's gonna be all right
- Coming.
♪ A shot's gonna be all right
♪ You know a shot's
gonna be all right ♪
- I guess it's hard
being a teenager.
- What's wrong with you?
Wait, don't tell me, P.M.S.
- I don't want to talk about it.
(eerie organ music)
(Howard crying)
- [Jennifer] You found
out about Mom, didn't you?
- I can't believe it.
- I'm so sorry, Dad.
- I asked for it.
- Yeah well, you shouldn't
have left her alone so much.
- But I never dreamed
it would happen.
For 15 years, I have
waited for this moment.
(Leslie growls)
- (sighs) Heaven,
absolute heaven.
(perfume spray hissing)
Oh, baby, oh, oh.
Loverboy.
(Marbo growling)
- Bo, what's gotten into you?
(Marbo barking)
Go on, get out of here.
(Marbo whimpering)
Hi, honey.
Howard, haven't you
noticed anything?
- Sure I did, that roast
beef was scrumptious.
Thanks.
Good night.
(Leslie growls)
- Leslie?
- Howard.
- Oh, Leslie.
- [Leslie] Oh, baby, oh, baby.
(Leslie moaning)
Oh, Howard!
(Leslie howls)
- Leslie, you're an animal!
(wolves howling)
(clock ticking)
Mm.
(suspenseful music)
- In my thoughts.
In my thoughts, my thoughts.
In your thoughts.
In your thoughts.
- In your thoughts.
- In our thoughts.
Our, our thoughts.
- In our thoughts.
(Leslie moans)
(heartbeat thumping)
(wolves howling)
(heartbeat thumping)
(wolf growling)
Leave me alone!
(wolf growling)
- [Harry] Leslie!
- [Leslie] Leave me alone!
- Don't be afraid.
- I'm not afraid.
- Don't be afraid of
me, Leslie Shaber.
- I'm afraid of no one.
(Harry laughs)
- What about this?
(Leslie screams)
- Get him off, get him off,
get him off, get him off!
- Leslie, Leslie honey.
Wake up, you're
having a nightmare.
- What's going on?
- [Howard] You're
having a nightmare.
(Leslie panting)
- Oh, I was having a nightmare.
- No, I said, "You are
having a nightmare."
(Leslie screaming)
- Honey, honey, wake up.
- (gasping) Howard.
- I think you were
having a nightmare.
- Were, you said, "Were."
I heard you, you said I
were having a nightmare.
You did say, "were," didn't you?
- Yes, yeah, yeah,
I said, "were."
Are you still dreaming?
- I were, but I'm not anymore.
(eerie music)
- Forget, Leslie, forget.
Forget the reality.
It's only a dream.
Forget, for now.
- I forget.
I forgot.
(ominous music)
(birds chirping)
- Don't get up, darling,
you had a rough night.
I'll fix my own breakfast.
- Mm hm.
- That's right, you sleep in.
I'll see you tonight.
(Leslie groans)
(birds chirping)
(Leslie sighs)
(Leslie groaning)
- Oh god.
(whimsical music)
(Leslie gasps)
Wake up, Leslie, you're
still having a nightmare.
Oh my god, I'm
going back to bed.
(whimsical music)
(phone ringing)
Hello.
- Leslie, it's Peggy.
Don't forget we
have an appointment
to do your hair at
two o'clock tomorrow.
- I'm having a nightmare,
can I call you back?
- [Peggy] Sure thing.
(dial tone humming)
(sighs)
- Okay, now I will wake
up from this absurd dream
and everything will be fine.
Mm.
There, now I feel
so much better.
(comical music)
(whimpers) No, I don't
feel better anymore.
This had got to be the
longest dream in history.
- Finally decided
to get up, huh?
- Jennifer, are you
in this dream too?
- What?
- Hm.
Ow, ow, oh, damn it, that
hurt, that really hurt.
You're not supposed to
feel pain in a dream.
(whimpers) I'm not
dreaming, I'm going crazy.
Dentist, dentist.
Dentist, where can I find a
dentist who works on Sunday?
- Try the yellow pages.
- I knew that.
- Why do you need a dentist?
- Who needs a dentist?
- I thought I heard
you say you do.
- No no, I said I
gotta find Dennis.
- Dennis?
- Mm hm.
- So that's the guy's name.
- That's what guy's name?
- Mom, I saw you the other day.
- You see me every day.
- I saw you and Dennis
having lunch at Francois'.
And then dessert
at the pet store.
- What are you talking about?
- Come off it, Mom.
Stacey and I both saw you.
It's bad enough you
have to cheat on Dad,
but to lie about it?
- Jennifer, have you been
having nightmares too?
- What's wrong with your mouth?
- Nothing's wrong with my mouth.
- Did he give you herpes?
- Shouldn't you be in
school or something?
- It's the weekend, remember?
- Well, shouldn't you be
phoning your boyfriend?
- I don't have a boyfriend, Mom.
- Well, you should
have a boyfriend.
I think you should go find one.
(whimsical music)
Open Saturdays and Sundays.
God, you're only going nuts,
it's too much stress, the kids.
Just testing the weather,
beautiful day, huh?
- (laughs) Hey, yeah.
- Hey, cut it out,
you little bastard.
(Leslie growls)
- Mamacita, Mamacita, a monstro!
(Leslie growling)
Monstro!
- Mrs. Shaber, the
doctor will see you now.
- Good, thank you. (growls)
(woman whimpering)
- Mrs. Shaber.
- Dr. Rodriguez, the cavity
emptor, at your service.
Please.
Call me
Dr. Rod.
(sultry jazz music)
Oh good, you found my
sterile silk handcloth.
So...
You're here for a drilling?
Or a filling?
- Filing.
(woman whimpering)
(Leslie gasps)
- (gasps) Now, here's something
you don't see every day.
- You know what, I
woke up and they just--
- Oh, oh!
These are the sexiest
looking teeth I have ever seen.
They have style and distinction.
I've never seen anything
like these cuspids.
- I want them gone!
- You mean, you not
happy with these?
- If I were happy,
would I be here?
- I'm happy and I'm here.
I think you're making
a terrible mistake.
- Look.
- File!
(eerie music)
- Oh, oh, no!
(Leslie screaming)
(sultry jazz music)
(file grinding)
(Leslie groaning)
(dentist panting)
- [Dentist] Come on!
(dentist shouting)
(Leslie moaning)
Unbelievable.
Stay in there!
Gimme my pliers!
Thank you, there she goes!
(Leslie whimpers)
Oh!
My poor file.
(Leslie gasps)
(tool whirring)
(Leslie screaming)
(doctor moaning)
- What's the matter,
what happened?
Come back, come back, it
was just a little drilling.
(sultry jazz music)
- Do you realize
what day this is?
The hardest things known to man.
For once, I'll have the
respect of my colleagues.
I'll open an office
in Beverly Hills.
I'll clean movie stars' teeth.
Oh, I love you.
(gentle string orchestral music)
Shit.
(traffic humming)
- So how's your veal today?
- My veal is so tasty,
so succulent, juicy,
young, delicious, such a
veal you've never tasted.
- What about your leg of lamb?
- Oy, I have a leg
of lamb so savory,
so tender you could plotz.
(Leslie moans)
I only use the freshest,
healthiest beef
made from the underbellies
of young virgin cows.
- I'll take a
pound of hamburger.
- Two pounds and
get a free matzo.
- One pound is plenty.
- Something I can get for you?
- Pork chops?
♪ I feel the rope as
you tighten the knot ♪
♪ But I'm hanging
♪ Hanging onto your love
♪ Yeah, I'm hanging
♪ Hanging onto your love
(car engine revving)
♪ I'm feeling up,
you put me down ♪
♪ Can't seem to get my
feet on the ground ♪
♪ You talk so mean
then you act so sweet ♪
♪ I'm in your arms
♪ Then I'm out on the street
(Leslie howls)
♪ Hanging onto your love
♪ Hanging
♪ Hanging
♪ I'm hanging onto your love
- Look, Edna, a
singing werewolf.
We don't see many of
them nowadays, do we?
♪ Tighter and tighter
♪ Tighter and tighter
(Leslie howling)
♪ Tighter and tighter
(Leslie howling)
♪ I'm hanging onto your love
(Leslie howling)
(upbeat pop music)
♪ Storm in your eyes
♪ Storm in your head
♪ Storm in my head
♪ Jump on the edge
♪ Talk to the world
♪ I'm telling it all
♪ Shakin' the world uh huh
♪ Oh shakin' the world uh huh
♪ Shakin' the world uh huh
♪ Oh shakin' the world uh huh
♪ Light up the world
♪ Light up the sky
♪ I caught a light in your eye
♪ Shot in the night
♪ Shot in the dark
♪ Shot right in my heart
♪ Shakin' the world
- I still say
he could just be a friend.
I mean, you have no proof
that they're doing anything.
- The proof is she's
hiding the whole thing.
♪ Uh huh shakin' the world
♪ Uh huh
♪ When the morning come
♪ You're the only one
(crickets chirping)
♪ New and mysterious world
♪ The sound of our heartbeats
♪ Can almost be overheard
♪ Pale daylight
and darkest night ♪
♪ We put romance to the test
♪ Learning day after day
♪ How precious this feeling is
♪ Strong love,
deep as the ocean ♪
♪ Lifting me up on
a wind of emotions ♪
♪ Strong love rose
like a fever ♪
♪ Just when it
wants you to stop ♪
- Mrs. Shaber.
(Leslie gasps)
Cool, who did your makeup?
- Huh, oh, I did.
- Ralphie?
Ralphie?
- Oh, Mrs. Shaber, you
got a lot of talent.
- (growls) Leslie, Leslie.
- Leslie.
- Why don't you
snack on this while
I go freshen up?
If you want dessert,
come up and see me, okay?
♪ Strong love,
deep as the ocean ♪
- Ralph.
♪ Lifting me up on a
stream of emotions ♪
- Hey, Ed.
- Jen, you sure got a hot mom.
- (giggles) Oh, so sweet.
- Mom, is that you?
- No, it's the wolfman,
who do you think it is?
- I never knew your mom
had a sense of humor.
- She doesn't.
- That's the best makeup
job I've ever seen.
- I've seen better.
"Nudist Colony of
the Dead," 1958.
Ralphie!
♪ Drive a stake right
through his heart ♪
♪ Fright night fright night
(Leslie screaming)
- [Guest] Is everything
all right, Mrs. Shaber?
- Everything's fine, darling,
go join your friends.
(Leslie screaming)
♪ Fright night
- God. (yelps)
Oh damn.
(mumbles) What's happening?
Oh god.
(guests chattering)
(razor buzzing)
(knocking)
What, there's somebody in here.
- Mrs. Shaber.
It's me, Ralph.
- Go away, you little pervert.
- I'm here for my dessert.
- [Leslie] You want
your dessert, here.
♪ Love is my world
♪ Love is my world
♪ Oh
♪ He's just a boy
♪ She's just a girl
♪ All the time
♪ Love is my world
(knocking)
- Mom, a bunch of
kids are out here.
- [Leslie] What do they want?
- To pee.
- Tell them to use
the other bathroom.
- [Jennifer] Dougie
jammed the toilet.
- So let them hold it in.
♪ Took a drag on
your cigarette ♪
♪ Whisper words that
you never will forget ♪
♪ Seize the moment
'cause you knew that ♪
- I also want to talk to you.
- I'm too busy to talk now.
- Mom, you have been in
there a half an hour.
- [Leslie] That's bull, I've
only been in here 30 minutes.
(razor buzzing)
(Leslie sighs)
Phew, what an ordeal.
(Leslie sighs)
- [Jennifer] Bye, Kim,
thanks for coming, guys.
- Great party, Jen.
Tell your mom she makes
a great Willie Nelson.
Your mother belongs
in a freak show.
- Blow in my ear and
I'll follow you anywhere.
- I gotta be home by eleven.
- But it's 12:15.
- Then I guess
I really gotta
hurry, hey, wait up!
(Stacey sighs)
- What the hell?
(whimpers)
(ominous music)
(knocking)
What is it?
Oh, oh, oh!
- What's going on here, Mom?
- [Leslie] Nothing!
Nothing is going on,
now leave me alone.
(Leslie growling)
I have a terrible case of
indigestion, now please go away.
- You look like Grizzly Adams.
That's not a
costume, is it, Mom?
- [Leslie] Of course it's a
costume, mind your own business.
- Mom, you're a, what
the hell are you?
- Get out of here, get out
of here, get out of here!
(suspenseful music)
- Dennis.
- I'm here to speak
to your mother.
- She's not herself tonight.
You've done something
to her, haven't you?
Where do you think you're going?
I'm not gonna let
a stranger in here.
I don't care what you
and my mom have going.
You know, you've
got a lot of nerve
coming right to the house,
I'll call the police
if you don't get the
hell out of here now.
(mystical music)
She's upstairs in her
bedroom, excuse me.
(door hinges creaking)
(wind whistling)
(knocking)
(Stacey laughing)
- [Jennifer] Stacey,
are you in your room?
- Yeah, I'm talking to Ralph.
Mm hm, ow!
- Stacey?
- Ow!
- Stacey?
- Wait a minute.
You still there, hello, hello?
(dial tone humming)
Ralphie?
Shit.
- Help me, my mom's a werewolf.
- You come barging in here,
interrupt what might have been
the most important
phone call of my life
and tell me that your
mom's a werewolf?
- I mean, my mother's a real
honest-to-goodness werewolf.
- Big deal, my mother's a cow.
- This is serious.
That weird gypsy at the
convention was right.
I think my mom's
that wild animal
that's been attacking
all those women.
- This is your way of testing
how gullible I can be, right?
- You think I'm making this up?
- Jennifer, calm down.
- You're always reading
this horror trash.
Tell me what to do.
- This stuff's not meant
to be taken seriously.
It's make-believe, Jennifer.
- How do you stop a werewolf?
- You shoot it with
a silver bullet.
- She's my mom, I
don't want to kill her.
- [Stacey] What do you want
to do, paper-train her?
- Thanks for your help.
- Ralphie?
(dial tone humming)
Wait, wait, Ralph!
Ralph!
Shit!
- Good evening, my love.
- You, you're, you're
the man of my dreams.
- That's so flattering.
- Who are you, what's going on?
- I have come to set you free.
You are becoming immortal.
- What the hell's
happening to me?
- Oh no, don't be afraid.
I can show you how to survive
as a werewolf.
- A what wolf?
- Werewolf.
And I need a werewife.
Someone to keep my race alive.
I need sons and daughters.
And you, my love, are the one
who's going to give them to me.
- (laughs) I suppose we're
gonna live in a were-house.
- At first I just wanted to
devour you, like the others.
But then I saw
you had a quality,
an honesty that I
wanted to preserve.
Forever.
- Forever?
Forever, forever?
- I know this is a tremendous
shock to your system,
but soon, very soon,
you'll grow to accept it.
- Hi, honey. I'm home.
- Oh my god, it's my husband.
(Harry growls)
- Tomorrow night, I'll be back
for you and you'll be mine.
- Leslie.
- Howard.
- He won't accept
you, humans never do.
(comical music)
(Howard sniffs)
Forget all that has happened.
I will be back for
you tomorrow night.
- Honey, are you
ready for me yet?
Honey?
- Oh!
(sultry jazz music)
(suspenseful music)
(wind whistling)
(Harry howling)
- God, god, gee!
(shattered glass tinkling)
Ow!
- Honey?
- Oh.
- What, ow, I thought
I heard voices.
- That was the television.
(shattered glass tinkling)
- Television?
What's wrong with the lights?
- Power failure.
(shattered glass tinkling)
- Oh.
Oh!
Oh, who needs lights anyway?
- Honey, not tonight,
I have a headache.
- Come on, Leslie, you don't
have to pretend with me.
Listen, darling, I know
that before last night
you were very upset with me
because I haven't been paying
you a lot of attention.
- No, I wasn't, you've been
wonderful, now go to sleep.
- Oh Leslie, I'm
crazy about you.
- Oh please. (howls)
(both howling)
- You've turned me into
an animal, I love it.
- Don't even say that!
- Leslie, why the hell are you
all wrapped up in this stuff?
It's so warm in here.
- I've got a chill.
- Well, I can take care of that.
- Good idea, go fix the heater.
- I got my own built-in heater.
- Oh, oh!
- Oh no, Marbo.
Marbo, you know you're
not allowed on the bed.
Oh, Marbo, Marbo.
(Marbo barks)
Come on, get off,
get off the bed.
Oh stay, stay.
(Howard sighs)
Good night.
- Good night, honey.
(Leslie sputters)
- [Madame] I see you in
conflict with an animal.
- [Jennifer Voiceover] That's
not a costume, is it, Mom?
- [Stacey] It's
make-believe, Jennifer.
- [Madame] I see the sign of
the pentagram on your face.
- [Leslie] No, it's the
wolfman, who do you think it is?
- My mom's a werewolf.
- Get out of here!
Get out of here!
- [Madame] Take my card,
you'll be needing it.
(soft acoustic guitar music)
(knocking)
(somber violin music)
(knocking)
- Go away.
- Please.
This is Jennifer Shaber,
I need your help.
My mom's a werewolf.
- Call the zoo.
- What should I do,
she's my mother.
- Kill her.
Oh no, Jennifer, wait, come in.
I'll tell you everything
I know about werewolves.
- Okay.
(sweet violin music)
(birds chirping)
(Howard inhales)
- Ow!
(Howard humming)
Good morning, darling.
(laughs) You look like hell.
- God, you wouldn't believe
the weird dreams I've been
having, I'm exhausted.
- Why don't you
just stay in bed?
I'll be home before
you know it. (smacking)
- Can't get enough
of me now, can you?
- Enough, Leslie, one
night you whet my appetite,
the next you leave me
hanging high and dry.
You know how to drive
a guy crazy, agh, whoo!
Leslie, you got me
howling at the moon.
I don't know what's
happened to you, darling,
but you've turned
me into a new man.
(Howard humming)
- Let's see.
- Hey, kids.
(dramatic music)
- Mom, you're human.
- Yeah.
- Mom, we'll cure
you, it won't be easy,
but I think together
we can beat this thing.
- What on earth are
you talking about?
Stacey, what's wrong
with my daughter?
- She's freaked, Mrs.
Shaber, but it's okay.
She hasn't gotten violent yet.
- No, Mom, stay here.
- I'm late for my
hair appointment.
- You can change
back at any time.
Believe me, it's better to
change at home than out there.
- Jennifer.
- Mom, I can't let you leave.
- You can't let me leave?
Who's the mother
around here anyway?
You are weird.
You have got to find yourself
a boyfriend, both of you.
- She thinks I'm crazy.
- She may have a point.
She looks pretty
human to me, Jennifer.
- Of course she does,
she changed back
just like the gypsy
said she would, come on.
(birds chirping)
(patrons chatting)
- Same thing, we're having
a special today, six for $5.
Six for $5, that'll
last you for years.
You got a lot of
hair, sweetheart.
Absolutely, get that money
out, thank you so much.
Okay.
- Hi, Peggy.
- Your nightmare caught
up with you, girl.
Jesus, you look like hell.
- Well, I really appreciate
you squeezing me in like this.
- Well, say no more, I
never turn down a challenge.
♪ It's a mutual attraction
- All right, hon, come with me.
I'll even throw in
a quick manicure.
- Thanks.
♪ I like to seduce ya
- A little waxing
wouldn't hurt either.
♪ Something good for you
- Now here, have a seat.
I want you to relax, miss,
you look tense to me.
I'm gonna give you one of
my magic fingers shampoos.
Okay, lean back.
♪ I need I got to use ya
♪ Now that I've found ya
♪ Don't want to lose ya
♪ Boy boy
♪ I got to seduce ya
- We been out here
almost an hour.
How long do we got to watch?
- Stacey, if you leave me now,
I will never speak to you again.
- It might almost be worth it.
(phone rings)
- We Be Hair, how
may I help you?
Mrs. Finkelstein,
what is it this time?
Uh-huh.
Well, hon, I'm sorry your
hair fell out in the car,
but we use very
good bleach here.
Now you have to
trust me on that.
♪ Oh boy
♪ How you excite me
♪ Oh boy
♪ I know you delight me
(beautician gasps)
(beautician screams)
♪ Now that I found ya
♪ I ain't gonna lose ya
♪ Boy boy
- Oh, oh, oh whoo!
♪ I'm gonna seduce ya
- Oh well, I don't
know what kind
of hormones you've been
taking, girl, but (gasps)
this is gonna be my
ultimate challenge.
Come with me.
♪ Boy
Oh, oh!
♪ Boy boy boy
Come on, come on.
♪ I'm gonna whisper
♪ In your ear boy boy boy
- I think we've been
here long enough.
Don't you think if
anything had happened,
we'd have heard some
sort of commotion by now?
- I guess you're right.
(orchestral fanfare music)
Viola!
- Oh no!
- What do you mean, oh no?
I call it wolverine chic.
(Leslie crying)
- Holy shit, your
mom's a werewolf!
- Really?
(Leslie crying)
- Give it time,
it'll grow on ya.
- Do you realize what this is
gonna do to your social life?
(Leslie shrieking)
- Come on.
- Come on?
She could be dangerous.
- Let's go.
(crickets chirping)
(wind whistling)
(wolf howling)
♪ What big eyes you have
♪ The kind of eyes
that drive wolves mad ♪
♪ So just to see that
you don't get chased ♪
♪ I think I ought to walk
with you for a ways ♪
♪ What full lips you have
♪ They're sure to
lure someone bad ♪
♪ So 'til you get
to grandma's place ♪
♪ I think I ought
(Marbo barking)
(wind whistling)
(Marbo barking)
- [Leslie] Marbo!
(Marbo barking)
Marbo!
Oh, Marbo, come home!
(Marbo barking)
- We can't go in there,
there's a werewolf inside.
- We've got to.
- What do we have to
protect ourselves with?
- We've got these.
- Look, I hate to
break the news,
but they only work on vampires.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
"Fangorama," Issue
number 45, July 1986.
You've got to find the
werewolf who infected her.
Look, maybe we should
just call a vet.
Holy cow!
(mystical music)
- Jen, do something.
(crunching)
Ew!
Yuck.
Try the holy water.
(Harry sniffs)
What about the cross?
Oh my goodness.
Isn't that?
- That's Dennis.
He's a friend.
- A friend?
When did you get to meet him?
- Last night.
- Holy cow, "Mesmerizing
of the Fuzz Creatures."
Werewolves have the power
of hypnotizing people
into believing that
they're friends.
He is the guy that
did it to her.
- Nah, he's just a friend.
- No, he's the one
that has to die.
Look, shoot him with a silver
bullet and your mom is cured.
- Mom?
Mom?
Let's go.
- My dear Leslie,
I've come for you.
- [Stacey] What are
you looking for?
- We've got to
protect ourselves.
- We've got these!
- Great, we'll paper
cut him to death.
(growls)
Make sure he doesn't bite you.
Look at this.
(whining)
- You'll soon forget
about your old
lifestyle as a human.
- I hope the tip is silver.
- It's steel, my dad's cheap.
- Our werechildren will
be beautiful, Leslie.
(Leslie growling)
- Hurry up, you've gotta destroy
him before the moon sets.
Time is running out.
(Harry growling)
(gorilla roaring)
(woman screaming)
(heroic music)
(Harry growling)
- Damn those Shabers.
A little less noise down there!
Oh, shoe.
Ooh, that's (mumbles),
get that shoe.
I wanna smell that shoe,
please get that shoe.
- Hi.
- Hi, Dad.
- What's all the noise,
where's your mother?
(Harry growling)
- She's upstairs.
But I don't think you
should see her right now.
- Why, what's going on,
that's a nice outfit.
- She's got someone upstairs
with her and he's not human.
(Harry growling)
- This could get kinda hairy.
- You're telling me.
- Holy cow.
(shattered glass tinkling)
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You wouldn't believe what
those perverts are doing now.
- Leslie, open the door
or I'll break it in.
(shattered glass tinkling)
Ooh!
Good door.
(heroic music)
- Jennifer.
- Stacey.
- They're dressed
in gorilla suits
and they're rolling around
the room, having an orgy, ha!
(pitcher clangs)
That does it, I'm
calling the cops.
- All right, Leslie,
what is all this about?
(Harry growling)
Excuse me.
- Did you see 'em?
(shattered glass tinkling)
- I have to go to the bathroom.
(siren wailing)
- 42-14.
- I've gotta go in there.
No, I have to go in
and destroy that guy
before the moon goes down,
which will be real soon.
- Jennifer, you
could get killed.
- She's my mom, if I don't
do this she's doomed.
- Between your driving and
your chili bean lunches,
you're gonna kill me.
- Don't start, Charlie.
- You made me drop my doughnut.
- You and your doughnuts!
- It was the last chocolate
and it landed
chocolate-side down.
- Police work here, excuse me.
- If you had to pay
for the doughnuts--
- All right, fine, I'll buy
the doughnuts and you drive.
Okay?
- All right, okay.
I thought Halloween
was last night.
- Yeah, these folks
are usually so quiet.
- About time you guys got here.
This is not the behavior
of good, decent,
church-going Christians.
- You the one who called?
- Who the hell else would I be?
- [Jennifer] Mom?
- [Stacey] Do you see 'em?
- [Jennifer] He's got my mom.
- [Stacey] Jen, be careful.
(Harry growling)
(Leslie moaning)
- What's going on?
- Get away from her!
(Leslie screams)
You're dead now,
you son of a bitch.
I hope this works.
(Jennifer screams)
(Harry roars)
I did it, I did
it, I did it, aagh!
Gotta get out of here!
- Jennifer, are you okay?
(Jennifer screams)
- I stabbed the creep,
I can't get out.
- You stay here, sir.
- Why can't I go in?
- Because I said so.
(Jennifer screaming)
- Hurry up!
- Come on!
- All right, all right,
what's the noise?
What's the racket up
here, what's going on?
- There are two animals in
my bedroom, tearing it apart.
- Is he dead yet?
- Is who dead yet?
- [Jennifer] No, he's
rolling around on the floor.
- The police are here.
- Mom?
Where are you?
- They're coming in.
- Mom?
(Jennifer screams)
(Harry growling)
Mom's not changing back.
- Shit!
- What is it?
- Mrs. Shaber won't
change back until he dies.
And if he doesn't die
before the moon sets,
she's in deep shit.
- Let me smell your breath.
- Only if I can smell yours.
(Harry growling)
(mystical music)
- Jennifer, clear the door.
- Help me, hurry, please!
Help!
- We're coming in to help.
- Can you see her?
- Don't shoot, she's my mom.
- That's my wife.
- That animal is your wife?
- Well, you have
to get to know her.
- Mom, Mom, it's me, Jennifer.
Please don't hurt me.
- [Stacey] Is there
any blood in there?
- I'm your daughter, remember?
(Harry wheezes)
(Leslie whimpers)
- [Stacey] Would you
look at that thing?
Holy cow!
- It's working.
(mystical music)
(Jennifer gasps)
- What happened to this room?
- She's delirious.
- Why is there a dead
animal on the floor?
Why are the police here?
What's the volume
of the Caspian Sea?
- 88 billion cubic meters.
- You don't remember anything?
- I remember.
Going to the beauty
shop and falling asleep.
And I remember Jennifer
acting very strange.
- Now that this is over,
would someone please
explain to me what's going on?
- Me too.
- Me too.
- [Stacey] Go on, Jennifer.
- I'll tell you everything.
- Let's tell the world!
(police radio chatter)
(upbeat music)
- This is Celia Celica,
KSFB TV News, reporting live
from the scene of one
of the most bizarre
and macabre stories
in human history.
Police were summoned by a
neighbor who'd complained
about a commotion coming
from the residence--
- Hey hey hey!
- Of Howard and Leslie Shaber.
- It's me, Malcolm MacAfee.
- Whoa, whoa.
- I'm the neighbor, I
live right over there.
Oh!
(crowd laughs)
Ooh! (laughs)
- When police
arrived on the scene,
they discovered more than
they had bargained for.
- What did you discover?
- More than we bargained for.
- Oh.
- [Celia] But authorities
are still in question
about the identity of
the homicide victim.
- Yeah, this is great. (laughs)
(growls)
I love it.
(growls) Woof, woof, woof.
(laughs) You should
see it, big dad.
Hey, when you're finished
with him, can I have him?
I want to make a rug. (chuckles)
(crowd screams)
(Malcolm laughing)
(Malcolm grunting)
- And nothing will ever
be the same in the lives
of the Shaber family.
- Stacey poobah.
Stacey poobah!
I'm the one who saved her!
- Jennifer, would you still
have accepted your mother
if you couldn't have
changed her back?
I understand.
(siren wailing)
You're too emotional
to talk right now.
Here is the alleged she-wolf.
Or is it her-wolf?
- Thanks.
- And here is the man married
to the poor tormented
Mrs. Shaber,
father of the terrified and
distressed Jennifer Shaber.
Tell me, Mr. Shaber, do you
feel that this whole incident
has bonded you
closer to your wife
or pulled you further apart?
- Well, I--
- As you can see,
the whole family is
mortified and speechless.
- All right, this whole
lawn is under arrest.
- Move it back!
move it back, everybody.
- Do not force me
to draw my weapon.
- How the hell do they
expect me to do an interview
when no one has anything to say?
- I predicted this, yes!
And Madame Gypsie will tell all.
Tomorrow, I read for
kings and presidents!
Tonight, I read for you.
Yes, special today!
$35 today, the special.
Yes, yes yes yes, ladies
and gentlemen, come come.
I am getting the feeling,
I am getting the feeling!
That tomorrow you will
all go on a long cruise
with tall dark strangers.
(crowd shouting at once)
(peaceful orchestral music)
- Honey,
I know I've been a real
schmuck in the past.
- Sometimes.
- And a jerk.
- Yup.
- And a--
- Asshole?
- Jennifer, go to your room.
And an asshole.
What I'm trying to say is.
- No more football on weekends?
- No more football.
Except for maybe the
Super Bowl, of course.
(smacks)
And maybe (smacks)
the Orange Bowl.
Maybe.
(smacks)
And then if you're busy.
(smacks)
(phone rings)
- Hello?
- [Stacey] Jennifer,
we got a big problem.
- What is it?
- "Fangoria," Issue
number 43, October 1978.
Unless a formal exorcism
(Jennifer sighs)
is performed on the
deceased werewolf,
the one who killed
it will transform
within 24 hours of the slaying.
- Good night, Stacey.
- No, Jennifer, Jennifer!
(dial tone humming)
(dial beeping)
(mystical music)
(phone rings)
- [Jennifer] Stacey,
you gotta come over.
And bring Issue 43.
♪ Yeah you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ 'Cause you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ The sun is shining in
the heart of suburbia ♪
♪ Everything is seemingly okay
♪ Everyone is smiling
and there's no inertia ♪
♪ An almost perfect
kind of day ♪
♪ Oh the moon is shining
on the hip utopia ♪
♪ And I am standing
here with you ♪
♪ Our eyes are touching and
there's something happening ♪
♪ I really don't know
what I'm gonna do ♪
♪ Gonna change my
name to Lon Chaney ♪
♪ 'Cause you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ Yeah you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ Everything is the same yet
everything is different ♪
♪ You can feel those
changes in the air ♪
♪ I look at you and
my heart's on fire ♪
♪ And the flames are
spreading everywhere ♪
♪ Gonna change my
name to Lon Chaney ♪
♪ 'Cause you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ Oh you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ The sun is shining in
the heart of suburbia ♪
♪ Everything is seemingly okay
♪ Everyone is smiling
and there's no inertia ♪
♪ An almost perfect
kind of day ♪
♪ Oh the moon is shining
on the hip utopia ♪
♪ And I am standing
here with you ♪
♪ Our eyes are touching and
there's something happening ♪
♪ I really don't know
what I'm gonna do ♪
♪ Gonna change my
name to Lon Chaney ♪
♪ 'Cause you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ Yeah you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
(paw steps tapping)
(singer howling)
♪ Who's that I see
walking in these woods ♪
♪ Why, it's Little
Red Riding Hood ♪
♪ Hey there, Little
Red Riding Hood ♪
♪ You sure are looking good
♪ You're everything a
big bad wolf could want ♪
♪ Listen to me
♪ Little Red Riding Hood
- Hey, Marbo.
Here, Marbo, get out
of there, oh, Jennifer,
could you get the phone?
- Oh sure, Mom.
♪ That a big girl should
♪ Go walking in these
spooky old woods alone ♪
(singer howling)
(Marbo barking)
- Marbo, down, down, boy.
♪ What big eyes you have
♪ The kind of eyes
that drive wolves mad ♪
♪ So just to see
♪ That you don't get chased
♪ I think I ought to walk
♪ With you for a way
- Jennifer, Jennifer!
♪ What full lips you have
♪ They're sure to
lure someone bad ♪
♪ So until you get
to grandma's place ♪
- Jennifer!
♪ I think you ought to walk
♪ With me and be safe
♪ I'm gonna keep
♪ My sheep suit on
(Marbo barking)
♪ Until I'm sure that
you've been shown ♪
♪ That I can be trusted
walking with you alone ♪
(singer howling)
♪ What big eyes you have
♪ The kind of eyes
that drive wolves mad ♪
♪ So just to see
- Marbo!
♪ That you don't get chased
♪ I think I ought to walk
♪ With you for a ways
- Darn, oh, Marbo!
Jennifer!
Marbo, get out of there,
come on, get out of there.
Marbo, oh, this is ridiculous.
- Dad, let me put you on
speakerphone, hold on.
- Honey, wait a minute--
- Coming, Mom.
- [Howard] Speaker phone,
I always sound like
I'm 10 miles away
from everybody.
- Dad's on the phone.
- Oh, hi, sweetie!
- [Howard] Hi, honey, how's
my little bran muffin?
- Your little bran muffin
misses her big cucumber.
- [Howard] Why don't you make
a nice big roast for tonight?
- Honey, you know I don't
serve poison in this house.
But I've got a great new
recipe, seaweed spinach quiche
with cultured yak butter, you
are gonna love it, Marbo, sit.
- [Howard] Hey honey, I can't
make it tonight for dinner,
honey, gotta run, sweets, bye.
(dial tone humming)
- What, no, wait, Howard!
Howard, I have a, I made--
- Oh, Mom, don't feel bad.
You know he loves you.
- Yeah, I know, it's just that
I was gonna make this great
recipe that I found and. (sighs)
Where are you going?
- I'm meeting Stacey
at the horror and science
fiction convention.
- Tonight?
- Yup.
- But what about
my seaweed quiche?
- I'm sorry, Mom, I gotta go.
(children shouting)
(birds chirping)
- Well, don't stay out too late.
- [Jennifer] Okay.
- Marbo, get out of
there, come on, Marbo.
(Leslie sighs)
(Marbo barks)
Just you and me
again, huh, big fella?
Huh, Marbo?
- This is what
the people want to see.
- [Host] Excuse me
for interrupting,
but we have another
call on hold.
- You love me, don't you?
- Hello, you're on the air.
- [Caller] Hello!
- What do you want to
watch tonight, huh?
- [Host] Congratulations,
you've won!
- I hate this show.
- [Narrator] You are there
with the eight fearless
international astronauts.
(Stacey laughing)
- "Galaxina," I've seen
that movie 356 times.
Oh wow, this is great.
- Yeah.
- Oh, "Cinemagic."
I have all of these,
"Famous Monsters,"
number 12,
January 1965.
Totally radical!
Jennifer?
Can I borrow $175?
- No.
- But, Jennifer,
it's a number 12.
A number 12, Jennifer, do
you realize how rare that is?
- No.
(Stacey sighs)
- Wow, look at this!
An original replica of
Claude Rains's costume
in "The Invisible Man."
- I have never met anyone
who lives and breathes
monsters the way you do.
- That's all I
live for, monsters.
And Ralph.
Mwah!
- Same thing.
- Oh!
"Bloody Orgy and the
She-Devils," this is great!
Oh, Madame Gypsie's!
Oh, let's get our
fortunes told, Jennifer!
- I am not gonna pay a penny
to hear some old lady tell me
I'm going on a long sea cruise
with a tall dark stranger.
- I'll pay.
- Great.
- [Madame] I can take
it in nickels, pennies,
dimes, bottles, but please,
it's only five bucks.
Please, this way.
- Jennifer, come on.
- Okay.
(somber violin music)
- We'd like to get our--
- Tell me nothing.
I see everything.
- Oh, wow.
This is just like a scene
from "Bloody Gypsies
of Yucca Flats."
- Hm, I didn't see that.
- I thought you see everything.
- $10, please.
(somber violin music)
In advance.
- Where's my purse?
- Ask the psychic.
- I answer nothing
'til I get paid.
- Jennifer!
- Okay.
Where's her purse?
- I am sitting on it.
(laughing) Here.
Here, please, please, sit.
Sit sit, sit sit sit,
sit sit, sit sit sit.
Make yourself comfortable,
very nice, yeah.
Now.
Doom-bah-la!
- Why do you have two of them?
- I like a second opinion.
Kee-voo-nah-dah.
Zah-roon-mee-too-von.
(crackling)
You have a dog?
You have a dog.
- 10 bucks to find that out?
- I see you in conflict
with an animal.
No no, wait, I see two animals.
- Whatever happened to, you'll
meet a tall dark stranger?
- Someone very
close to you will.
- Ralphie!
- Oh oh, I see the sign of
the pentagram on your face!
- I think that's just a zit.
- Beware, you will
struggle with a,
with an unholy force
over the next few days.
- Well, at least she
got something right.
You invited Ralph to
my Halloween party.
- Foolish child, take my
card, you'll be needing it.
(somber violin music)
$20, please, in advance.
(Madame shrieks)
You are going on
a long sea cruise
with a tall dark stranger.
Doom-bah-la!
Kee-voo-nah-dah.
Zah-roon-mee-too-von.
Ee-von-stan.
- It's people like you
who keep these charlatans
in business.
- Oh come on, Jennifer.
It's all part of the show.
- Right, and you
owe me 10 bucks.
- Wow, look at this!
"Dr. Fangbite
"and the Virgin From Hell."
Jennifer?
- I'm leaving.
- Jennifer, you
promised you'd stay
'til at least halfway through.
(babbling)
- [Celia] And now an
update on the recent series
of ferocious dog attacks.
A young woman was
assaulted and bitten
by what she claims was a cross
between a Rottweiler and
local Councilman Lou Lamont.
Lamont was not available
for questioning.
The woman is under
psychiatric observation,
claiming Mr. Lamont
is really a werewolf.
- Hi, hon.
- Oh hi, sweetheart.
- [Announcer] New lease
on life thanks to surgery
at the hospital.
- Sorry I'm late for dinner.
- [Leslie] It's okay,
I saved you some.
- Huh?
- It's the recipe
I told you about
on the phone today.
It's really good for you,
seaweed spinach quiche
with cultured yak butter.
It's delicious.
- Oh.
- [Announcer] 72 hours to
see if there's any sign
of organ rejection.
- Looks good.
(paper bag rustling)
- Had to work late again, huh?
- Yeah, you know,
we're gearing up
for the annual
pre-Christmas sale.
- [Announcer] For
the time being.
- Hm, I feel like I never
see you anymore, honey.
Why don't we do
something this weekend?
- Like what?
- I don't know.
Take a trip, go to the park.
Something.
- May have uncovered.
- Howard, I feel
like we're losing
the excitement in our
lives, you know what I mean?
- [Announcer] They are
now isolating bacteria
and may be able
to come up with--
Howard?
(Howard snores)
Oh.
- [Announcer] Advertisers are
often saying there's a problem
of catching the intentional
prospective customers.
Well, take the case of two men.
(men shouting)
- I bet that you didn't
know that Lon Chaney Junior
was the only actor to
play all the monsters,
Frankenstein, Dracula,
the Wolfman and the Mummy.
(giggles)
Oh, guess how many times
Bela Lugosi played Dracula?
- Who cares?
(men laughing)
- Come on, knock it off
and watch the game, will ya?
- Howard, Howard!
- Oh thanks, honey.
- Thanks, honey?
Thanks, honey?
- Yeah, come on!
(men shouting)
- I'm gonna rip that
man's throat out.
- [Man] Hey, what do you
call a girl who starts dating
to the level of
her intelligence?
A widow!
(men laughing)
- Come on, knock it off!
- Mom!
Don't forget the flea collar!
(engine revving)
- What's wrong with your mom?
- It's Dad, he has time
for everything but her.
- Maybe she bores your father.
I read in "Cosmopolitan"
that 50% of all divorces
happen because of neglect.
Or maybe it was adultery.
- Don't they kind
of go hand-in-hand?
- Oh, whatever, and
whatever. (laughs)
You know, I think
you worry too much.
- I just don't want to be
the product of a broken home.
- Geez, I would love it.
(sighs) I could
use my dad's closet
to store my body
parts collection in.
- Your parents are
hardly ever home anyway.
- You're gonna be the life
of the party tomorrow.
- Want to help me
do a good deed?
- No.
(men cheering)
(soft music)
♪ Down and lonely, baby
- Jerk.
♪ Things begin to go
- Pigs.
(radio squelching)
(game fans cheering)
I don't believe
it, another game.
(radio squelching)
(Leslie sighs)
♪ You're the fool
♪ And a fool's better
off all alone ♪
♪ 'Cause the sun's
gonna come back ♪
♪ And the rain always stops
(pigeons cooing
drowns out singing)
- Oh, oh.
Flea collar.
Good.
(singer humming)
Hello?
- (squawks) Whadja
do, whadja do!
- Anyone here?
(bird chirps)
(bird shrieks)
(animals shrieking)
(Leslie screams)
Jesus.
(animal growls)
(Leslie screams)
(Leslie gasps)
Oh, oh.
- Anything I can do for you?
(mystical music)
- I need a collar,
a flea collar.
My dog needs a flea collar,
he has fleas, my dog.
- Anything else?
- I don't think so.
- Compliments of the house.
- Oh, thank you.
(birds chirping)
(crunching)
(mouse squeals)
(crunching)
Hey, wait wait wait,
my purse, stop!
Stop that man, he's a
thief, stop him, oh damn!
Stop, my purse, somebody
grab that man, stop him!
- Hey, hold it, stop!
(auto horn honking)
- [Leslie] Stop!
Great.
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
- Hey!
- Wait!
Ow!
(tires screeching)
(auto horn blaring)
- [Driver] Watch where
you're going, you jerk!
(man growls)
(purse-snatcher grunts)
(mystical music)
- My purse!
Oh my god, you found my purse!
Thank you, how'd you do that?
That's...
That's great, thank you so much.
Huh.
(auto horn honking)
(woman singing in
foreign language)
- May I buy you lunch?
- Well, if it weren't for
you, I wouldn't be able
to buy myself lunch, no, I
insist on treating you, mister?
- Thropen.
(mystical music)
Harry Thropen.
- Leslie Shaber.
(woman singing in
foreign language)
You know...
You have the most unusual eyes.
- Really?
(Leslie chuckles)
A bottle of Mouton Rothschild
'66 for the lady and myself.
Oh, I'll pay.
- Well, if you insist.
- And two orders
of steak tartare.
- No, I'm a vegetarian.
- Pity.
- I'll have the pasta salad
and the crepes Suzette
for dessert, please.
Do you want?
- No no, no no, I dislike
silver, it spoils the taste.
I want to relish the substances
I put between my teeth.
- So what makes you
think she'll be there?
- It's lunchtime.
She always eats there when
she shops on weekends.
- What makes you
think she'll believe
that your dad got
her the flowers?
- Because she'll
want to believe it.
- Boy, women sure get dumb
when they get married.
Geez, look at this.
Another woman was attacked
by a wild animal last night.
- [Jennifer] How horrible.
- Talk about close to home,
it was right on your street.
Police think it was some
sort of coyote or wild dog.
Want to know what I think?
- No.
(romantic string
orchestral music)
Oh my god, it's too late.
Come on.
- I mean, I really
shouldn't complain because
it's not the worst, you know?
(water splashing)
- Hey, hey!
- Don't be silly, he's
probably just an old friend.
- I know all her friends.
- So it's a new friend.
- But you know what
really gets my goat?
It's the weekend, and does he
want to spend time with me?
Nah, he invites his drinking
buddies over to watch the game.
I swear, sometimes I could
just tear that man apart.
(romantic string
orchestral music)
- Look at that, he's
kissing her hand.
I've never even
seen my dad hold it.
- We gotta get closer.
(kisses smacking)
- Sorry, I didn't mean to
go on about my troubles.
- Oh no, no no no no.
Don't ever apologize
about your true feelings.
- Can you believe that?
That disgusting pervert is
licking my mother's hand.
- It's kinda cute,
maybe he's a foreigner.
- Oh.
- If I were married to
someone as wonderful
and as sensitive as you,
I wouldn't want to spend
a minute without you.
- Oh, Mr. Thropen.
- Harry.
- Harry.
- You radiate love.
And compassion.
I just want to crawl up
inside of you and die.
- There's a pleasant thought.
- How about a toast?
- Yeah.
- To eternal happiness
and togetherness with people who
appreciate their own kind.
(glasses clink)
- I'll drink to that.
I don't understand it,
but I'll drink to it.
You know, oh!
I'm a, I'm a,
a married woman.
- I can respect that.
- Maybe you should hold
off giving her the flowers.
(Leslie moaning)
(plate sizzling)
(Harry growling)
- What, what's the matter?
(suspenseful music)
- [Stacey] Where is he going?
- Come on.
Let's follow him.
- That's outrageous.
♪ Hey there
♪ Little Red Riding Hood
- Come on!
♪ You sure are looking good
♪ You're everything a
big bad wolf could want ♪
- Maybe he's a long-lost cousin.
- Right.
♪ Listen to me
♪ Little Red Riding Hood
- [Stacey] This is the
back, maybe he's in here.
- In here, let's see.
- I don't believe it.
♪ Don't walk in these
♪ Spooky old woods alone
- This guy does not know
who he's messing with
when he messes with me.
Unbelievable, wait'll I
get my hands on that creep.
Hello, anyone here?
(birds squawking)
(suspenseful music)
Mr. Thropen?
(flies buzzing)
Harry?
(chittering)
(Leslie screams)
- I knew you'd be back.
- How dare you?
- Would you like a drink?
- (chuckles) I think
I've had enough
for one afternoon, thank you.
(mystical music)
- Why don't we make love, then?
- I'll have a double martini.
(frogs croaking)
(animals chattering)
Oh!
♪ I'm like a midnight moon
♪ You're like a
sunny day in June ♪
♪ Each time I see your face
♪ You're innocent,
she's out of place ♪
♪ I know you're like
(Harry chuckles)
♪ A midnight moon
♪ I'm like a sunny day in June
♪ Each time I look
into your eyes ♪
♪ I want to rip off,
find me nasty skies ♪
- How about another?
- Certainly.
- Without the fish.
- Why don't you make
yourself comfortable?
Take something off.
- Okey-dokie.
- [Stacey] Can you see?
- No, you're in my way.
- Jennifer!
- Stacey.
- Jennifer.
I think it's time to go.
- Are you serious?
If she's screwing around,
I want to see it, ow!
- Mind if I ask why?
- I, uh...
I think I lost a contact
lens here somewhere.
- Sure is a hard bed.
(owl hoots)
Yup, probably the hardest
bed I've ever sat on.
Horny little devil, aren't ya?
(laughs) I bet you
smell great, right?
♪ You you and and me, baby
♪ You and me got an
animal attraction ♪
♪ You you and and me, baby
♪ Based on facts
opposites attract ♪
♪ You you and and me, baby
♪ You and me got an
animal attraction ♪
♪ You you and and me, baby
- Hoo.
(owl hoots)
(monkey chatters)
(Leslie moans)
Toe job.
(Harry growls)
Ow, what are you doing?
(Harry growls)
- Stop, ow!
You're hurting me,
Jesus, I'm bleeding.
Thanks for the thrill, but
it's time for me to go.
(mystical music)
- You'll forget for
now, Leslie Shaber.
But you'll be back.
(flies buzzing)
- Hey, Marbo, big fella,
look what I got ya.
A flea collar.
(Marbo growls)
Marbo, what, hey,
what's wrong with you?
(barking)
Marbo.
It's me, Marbo, what's wrong?
- [Announcer] Bubba
Washington is down
to the 30-yard line.
- Hi, honey.
I sure missed you.
- Sure you did.
(mystical music)
- [Announcer] Wait,
he's getting up.
I think he lost the
ball on that play.
(mystical music)
Oh no, well, it looks like Bubba
won't be playing for
the winner's team now.
I hear the cheerleaders--
(birds chirping)
- Oh, damn!
(lid clatters)
Men.
- [Jennifer] Hi, Mom.
- Hi, sweetie.
- [Jennifer] What
happened to your toe?
- I must have stubbed it.
- Stubbed it?
- Mm.
- Looks like an animal bit it.
(Leslie laughs)
So, how was your day shopping?
- Fine.
- Find anything
you really needed?
- A few things.
- And how was your lunch?
- Fine.
(birds chirping)
(auto horn honking)
(radio blaring)
- I'll be right down, Stacey.
You just don't want to
level with me, do you?
- What?
(auto horn honking)
♪ A shot's gonna be all right
- Coming.
♪ A shot's gonna be all right
♪ You know a shot's
gonna be all right ♪
- I guess it's hard
being a teenager.
- What's wrong with you?
Wait, don't tell me, P.M.S.
- I don't want to talk about it.
(eerie organ music)
(Howard crying)
- [Jennifer] You found
out about Mom, didn't you?
- I can't believe it.
- I'm so sorry, Dad.
- I asked for it.
- Yeah well, you shouldn't
have left her alone so much.
- But I never dreamed
it would happen.
For 15 years, I have
waited for this moment.
(Leslie growls)
- (sighs) Heaven,
absolute heaven.
(perfume spray hissing)
Oh, baby, oh, oh.
Loverboy.
(Marbo growling)
- Bo, what's gotten into you?
(Marbo barking)
Go on, get out of here.
(Marbo whimpering)
Hi, honey.
Howard, haven't you
noticed anything?
- Sure I did, that roast
beef was scrumptious.
Thanks.
Good night.
(Leslie growls)
- Leslie?
- Howard.
- Oh, Leslie.
- [Leslie] Oh, baby, oh, baby.
(Leslie moaning)
Oh, Howard!
(Leslie howls)
- Leslie, you're an animal!
(wolves howling)
(clock ticking)
Mm.
(suspenseful music)
- In my thoughts.
In my thoughts, my thoughts.
In your thoughts.
In your thoughts.
- In your thoughts.
- In our thoughts.
Our, our thoughts.
- In our thoughts.
(Leslie moans)
(heartbeat thumping)
(wolves howling)
(heartbeat thumping)
(wolf growling)
Leave me alone!
(wolf growling)
- [Harry] Leslie!
- [Leslie] Leave me alone!
- Don't be afraid.
- I'm not afraid.
- Don't be afraid of
me, Leslie Shaber.
- I'm afraid of no one.
(Harry laughs)
- What about this?
(Leslie screams)
- Get him off, get him off,
get him off, get him off!
- Leslie, Leslie honey.
Wake up, you're
having a nightmare.
- What's going on?
- [Howard] You're
having a nightmare.
(Leslie panting)
- Oh, I was having a nightmare.
- No, I said, "You are
having a nightmare."
(Leslie screaming)
- Honey, honey, wake up.
- (gasping) Howard.
- I think you were
having a nightmare.
- Were, you said, "Were."
I heard you, you said I
were having a nightmare.
You did say, "were," didn't you?
- Yes, yeah, yeah,
I said, "were."
Are you still dreaming?
- I were, but I'm not anymore.
(eerie music)
- Forget, Leslie, forget.
Forget the reality.
It's only a dream.
Forget, for now.
- I forget.
I forgot.
(ominous music)
(birds chirping)
- Don't get up, darling,
you had a rough night.
I'll fix my own breakfast.
- Mm hm.
- That's right, you sleep in.
I'll see you tonight.
(Leslie groans)
(birds chirping)
(Leslie sighs)
(Leslie groaning)
- Oh god.
(whimsical music)
(Leslie gasps)
Wake up, Leslie, you're
still having a nightmare.
Oh my god, I'm
going back to bed.
(whimsical music)
(phone ringing)
Hello.
- Leslie, it's Peggy.
Don't forget we
have an appointment
to do your hair at
two o'clock tomorrow.
- I'm having a nightmare,
can I call you back?
- [Peggy] Sure thing.
(dial tone humming)
(sighs)
- Okay, now I will wake
up from this absurd dream
and everything will be fine.
Mm.
There, now I feel
so much better.
(comical music)
(whimpers) No, I don't
feel better anymore.
This had got to be the
longest dream in history.
- Finally decided
to get up, huh?
- Jennifer, are you
in this dream too?
- What?
- Hm.
Ow, ow, oh, damn it, that
hurt, that really hurt.
You're not supposed to
feel pain in a dream.
(whimpers) I'm not
dreaming, I'm going crazy.
Dentist, dentist.
Dentist, where can I find a
dentist who works on Sunday?
- Try the yellow pages.
- I knew that.
- Why do you need a dentist?
- Who needs a dentist?
- I thought I heard
you say you do.
- No no, I said I
gotta find Dennis.
- Dennis?
- Mm hm.
- So that's the guy's name.
- That's what guy's name?
- Mom, I saw you the other day.
- You see me every day.
- I saw you and Dennis
having lunch at Francois'.
And then dessert
at the pet store.
- What are you talking about?
- Come off it, Mom.
Stacey and I both saw you.
It's bad enough you
have to cheat on Dad,
but to lie about it?
- Jennifer, have you been
having nightmares too?
- What's wrong with your mouth?
- Nothing's wrong with my mouth.
- Did he give you herpes?
- Shouldn't you be in
school or something?
- It's the weekend, remember?
- Well, shouldn't you be
phoning your boyfriend?
- I don't have a boyfriend, Mom.
- Well, you should
have a boyfriend.
I think you should go find one.
(whimsical music)
Open Saturdays and Sundays.
God, you're only going nuts,
it's too much stress, the kids.
Just testing the weather,
beautiful day, huh?
- (laughs) Hey, yeah.
- Hey, cut it out,
you little bastard.
(Leslie growls)
- Mamacita, Mamacita, a monstro!
(Leslie growling)
Monstro!
- Mrs. Shaber, the
doctor will see you now.
- Good, thank you. (growls)
(woman whimpering)
- Mrs. Shaber.
- Dr. Rodriguez, the cavity
emptor, at your service.
Please.
Call me
Dr. Rod.
(sultry jazz music)
Oh good, you found my
sterile silk handcloth.
So...
You're here for a drilling?
Or a filling?
- Filing.
(woman whimpering)
(Leslie gasps)
- (gasps) Now, here's something
you don't see every day.
- You know what, I
woke up and they just--
- Oh, oh!
These are the sexiest
looking teeth I have ever seen.
They have style and distinction.
I've never seen anything
like these cuspids.
- I want them gone!
- You mean, you not
happy with these?
- If I were happy,
would I be here?
- I'm happy and I'm here.
I think you're making
a terrible mistake.
- Look.
- File!
(eerie music)
- Oh, oh, no!
(Leslie screaming)
(sultry jazz music)
(file grinding)
(Leslie groaning)
(dentist panting)
- [Dentist] Come on!
(dentist shouting)
(Leslie moaning)
Unbelievable.
Stay in there!
Gimme my pliers!
Thank you, there she goes!
(Leslie whimpers)
Oh!
My poor file.
(Leslie gasps)
(tool whirring)
(Leslie screaming)
(doctor moaning)
- What's the matter,
what happened?
Come back, come back, it
was just a little drilling.
(sultry jazz music)
- Do you realize
what day this is?
The hardest things known to man.
For once, I'll have the
respect of my colleagues.
I'll open an office
in Beverly Hills.
I'll clean movie stars' teeth.
Oh, I love you.
(gentle string orchestral music)
Shit.
(traffic humming)
- So how's your veal today?
- My veal is so tasty,
so succulent, juicy,
young, delicious, such a
veal you've never tasted.
- What about your leg of lamb?
- Oy, I have a leg
of lamb so savory,
so tender you could plotz.
(Leslie moans)
I only use the freshest,
healthiest beef
made from the underbellies
of young virgin cows.
- I'll take a
pound of hamburger.
- Two pounds and
get a free matzo.
- One pound is plenty.
- Something I can get for you?
- Pork chops?
♪ I feel the rope as
you tighten the knot ♪
♪ But I'm hanging
♪ Hanging onto your love
♪ Yeah, I'm hanging
♪ Hanging onto your love
(car engine revving)
♪ I'm feeling up,
you put me down ♪
♪ Can't seem to get my
feet on the ground ♪
♪ You talk so mean
then you act so sweet ♪
♪ I'm in your arms
♪ Then I'm out on the street
(Leslie howls)
♪ Hanging onto your love
♪ Hanging
♪ Hanging
♪ I'm hanging onto your love
- Look, Edna, a
singing werewolf.
We don't see many of
them nowadays, do we?
♪ Tighter and tighter
♪ Tighter and tighter
(Leslie howling)
♪ Tighter and tighter
(Leslie howling)
♪ I'm hanging onto your love
(Leslie howling)
(upbeat pop music)
♪ Storm in your eyes
♪ Storm in your head
♪ Storm in my head
♪ Jump on the edge
♪ Talk to the world
♪ I'm telling it all
♪ Shakin' the world uh huh
♪ Oh shakin' the world uh huh
♪ Shakin' the world uh huh
♪ Oh shakin' the world uh huh
♪ Light up the world
♪ Light up the sky
♪ I caught a light in your eye
♪ Shot in the night
♪ Shot in the dark
♪ Shot right in my heart
♪ Shakin' the world
- I still say
he could just be a friend.
I mean, you have no proof
that they're doing anything.
- The proof is she's
hiding the whole thing.
♪ Uh huh shakin' the world
♪ Uh huh
♪ When the morning come
♪ You're the only one
(crickets chirping)
♪ New and mysterious world
♪ The sound of our heartbeats
♪ Can almost be overheard
♪ Pale daylight
and darkest night ♪
♪ We put romance to the test
♪ Learning day after day
♪ How precious this feeling is
♪ Strong love,
deep as the ocean ♪
♪ Lifting me up on
a wind of emotions ♪
♪ Strong love rose
like a fever ♪
♪ Just when it
wants you to stop ♪
- Mrs. Shaber.
(Leslie gasps)
Cool, who did your makeup?
- Huh, oh, I did.
- Ralphie?
Ralphie?
- Oh, Mrs. Shaber, you
got a lot of talent.
- (growls) Leslie, Leslie.
- Leslie.
- Why don't you
snack on this while
I go freshen up?
If you want dessert,
come up and see me, okay?
♪ Strong love,
deep as the ocean ♪
- Ralph.
♪ Lifting me up on a
stream of emotions ♪
- Hey, Ed.
- Jen, you sure got a hot mom.
- (giggles) Oh, so sweet.
- Mom, is that you?
- No, it's the wolfman,
who do you think it is?
- I never knew your mom
had a sense of humor.
- She doesn't.
- That's the best makeup
job I've ever seen.
- I've seen better.
"Nudist Colony of
the Dead," 1958.
Ralphie!
♪ Drive a stake right
through his heart ♪
♪ Fright night fright night
(Leslie screaming)
- [Guest] Is everything
all right, Mrs. Shaber?
- Everything's fine, darling,
go join your friends.
(Leslie screaming)
♪ Fright night
- God. (yelps)
Oh damn.
(mumbles) What's happening?
Oh god.
(guests chattering)
(razor buzzing)
(knocking)
What, there's somebody in here.
- Mrs. Shaber.
It's me, Ralph.
- Go away, you little pervert.
- I'm here for my dessert.
- [Leslie] You want
your dessert, here.
♪ Love is my world
♪ Love is my world
♪ Oh
♪ He's just a boy
♪ She's just a girl
♪ All the time
♪ Love is my world
(knocking)
- Mom, a bunch of
kids are out here.
- [Leslie] What do they want?
- To pee.
- Tell them to use
the other bathroom.
- [Jennifer] Dougie
jammed the toilet.
- So let them hold it in.
♪ Took a drag on
your cigarette ♪
♪ Whisper words that
you never will forget ♪
♪ Seize the moment
'cause you knew that ♪
- I also want to talk to you.
- I'm too busy to talk now.
- Mom, you have been in
there a half an hour.
- [Leslie] That's bull, I've
only been in here 30 minutes.
(razor buzzing)
(Leslie sighs)
Phew, what an ordeal.
(Leslie sighs)
- [Jennifer] Bye, Kim,
thanks for coming, guys.
- Great party, Jen.
Tell your mom she makes
a great Willie Nelson.
Your mother belongs
in a freak show.
- Blow in my ear and
I'll follow you anywhere.
- I gotta be home by eleven.
- But it's 12:15.
- Then I guess
I really gotta
hurry, hey, wait up!
(Stacey sighs)
- What the hell?
(whimpers)
(ominous music)
(knocking)
What is it?
Oh, oh, oh!
- What's going on here, Mom?
- [Leslie] Nothing!
Nothing is going on,
now leave me alone.
(Leslie growling)
I have a terrible case of
indigestion, now please go away.
- You look like Grizzly Adams.
That's not a
costume, is it, Mom?
- [Leslie] Of course it's a
costume, mind your own business.
- Mom, you're a, what
the hell are you?
- Get out of here, get out
of here, get out of here!
(suspenseful music)
- Dennis.
- I'm here to speak
to your mother.
- She's not herself tonight.
You've done something
to her, haven't you?
Where do you think you're going?
I'm not gonna let
a stranger in here.
I don't care what you
and my mom have going.
You know, you've
got a lot of nerve
coming right to the house,
I'll call the police
if you don't get the
hell out of here now.
(mystical music)
She's upstairs in her
bedroom, excuse me.
(door hinges creaking)
(wind whistling)
(knocking)
(Stacey laughing)
- [Jennifer] Stacey,
are you in your room?
- Yeah, I'm talking to Ralph.
Mm hm, ow!
- Stacey?
- Ow!
- Stacey?
- Wait a minute.
You still there, hello, hello?
(dial tone humming)
Ralphie?
Shit.
- Help me, my mom's a werewolf.
- You come barging in here,
interrupt what might have been
the most important
phone call of my life
and tell me that your
mom's a werewolf?
- I mean, my mother's a real
honest-to-goodness werewolf.
- Big deal, my mother's a cow.
- This is serious.
That weird gypsy at the
convention was right.
I think my mom's
that wild animal
that's been attacking
all those women.
- This is your way of testing
how gullible I can be, right?
- You think I'm making this up?
- Jennifer, calm down.
- You're always reading
this horror trash.
Tell me what to do.
- This stuff's not meant
to be taken seriously.
It's make-believe, Jennifer.
- How do you stop a werewolf?
- You shoot it with
a silver bullet.
- She's my mom, I
don't want to kill her.
- [Stacey] What do you want
to do, paper-train her?
- Thanks for your help.
- Ralphie?
(dial tone humming)
Wait, wait, Ralph!
Ralph!
Shit!
- Good evening, my love.
- You, you're, you're
the man of my dreams.
- That's so flattering.
- Who are you, what's going on?
- I have come to set you free.
You are becoming immortal.
- What the hell's
happening to me?
- Oh no, don't be afraid.
I can show you how to survive
as a werewolf.
- A what wolf?
- Werewolf.
And I need a werewife.
Someone to keep my race alive.
I need sons and daughters.
And you, my love, are the one
who's going to give them to me.
- (laughs) I suppose we're
gonna live in a were-house.
- At first I just wanted to
devour you, like the others.
But then I saw
you had a quality,
an honesty that I
wanted to preserve.
Forever.
- Forever?
Forever, forever?
- I know this is a tremendous
shock to your system,
but soon, very soon,
you'll grow to accept it.
- Hi, honey. I'm home.
- Oh my god, it's my husband.
(Harry growls)
- Tomorrow night, I'll be back
for you and you'll be mine.
- Leslie.
- Howard.
- He won't accept
you, humans never do.
(comical music)
(Howard sniffs)
Forget all that has happened.
I will be back for
you tomorrow night.
- Honey, are you
ready for me yet?
Honey?
- Oh!
(sultry jazz music)
(suspenseful music)
(wind whistling)
(Harry howling)
- God, god, gee!
(shattered glass tinkling)
Ow!
- Honey?
- Oh.
- What, ow, I thought
I heard voices.
- That was the television.
(shattered glass tinkling)
- Television?
What's wrong with the lights?
- Power failure.
(shattered glass tinkling)
- Oh.
Oh!
Oh, who needs lights anyway?
- Honey, not tonight,
I have a headache.
- Come on, Leslie, you don't
have to pretend with me.
Listen, darling, I know
that before last night
you were very upset with me
because I haven't been paying
you a lot of attention.
- No, I wasn't, you've been
wonderful, now go to sleep.
- Oh Leslie, I'm
crazy about you.
- Oh please. (howls)
(both howling)
- You've turned me into
an animal, I love it.
- Don't even say that!
- Leslie, why the hell are you
all wrapped up in this stuff?
It's so warm in here.
- I've got a chill.
- Well, I can take care of that.
- Good idea, go fix the heater.
- I got my own built-in heater.
- Oh, oh!
- Oh no, Marbo.
Marbo, you know you're
not allowed on the bed.
Oh, Marbo, Marbo.
(Marbo barks)
Come on, get off,
get off the bed.
Oh stay, stay.
(Howard sighs)
Good night.
- Good night, honey.
(Leslie sputters)
- [Madame] I see you in
conflict with an animal.
- [Jennifer Voiceover] That's
not a costume, is it, Mom?
- [Stacey] It's
make-believe, Jennifer.
- [Madame] I see the sign of
the pentagram on your face.
- [Leslie] No, it's the
wolfman, who do you think it is?
- My mom's a werewolf.
- Get out of here!
Get out of here!
- [Madame] Take my card,
you'll be needing it.
(soft acoustic guitar music)
(knocking)
(somber violin music)
(knocking)
- Go away.
- Please.
This is Jennifer Shaber,
I need your help.
My mom's a werewolf.
- Call the zoo.
- What should I do,
she's my mother.
- Kill her.
Oh no, Jennifer, wait, come in.
I'll tell you everything
I know about werewolves.
- Okay.
(sweet violin music)
(birds chirping)
(Howard inhales)
- Ow!
(Howard humming)
Good morning, darling.
(laughs) You look like hell.
- God, you wouldn't believe
the weird dreams I've been
having, I'm exhausted.
- Why don't you
just stay in bed?
I'll be home before
you know it. (smacking)
- Can't get enough
of me now, can you?
- Enough, Leslie, one
night you whet my appetite,
the next you leave me
hanging high and dry.
You know how to drive
a guy crazy, agh, whoo!
Leslie, you got me
howling at the moon.
I don't know what's
happened to you, darling,
but you've turned
me into a new man.
(Howard humming)
- Let's see.
- Hey, kids.
(dramatic music)
- Mom, you're human.
- Yeah.
- Mom, we'll cure
you, it won't be easy,
but I think together
we can beat this thing.
- What on earth are
you talking about?
Stacey, what's wrong
with my daughter?
- She's freaked, Mrs.
Shaber, but it's okay.
She hasn't gotten violent yet.
- No, Mom, stay here.
- I'm late for my
hair appointment.
- You can change
back at any time.
Believe me, it's better to
change at home than out there.
- Jennifer.
- Mom, I can't let you leave.
- You can't let me leave?
Who's the mother
around here anyway?
You are weird.
You have got to find yourself
a boyfriend, both of you.
- She thinks I'm crazy.
- She may have a point.
She looks pretty
human to me, Jennifer.
- Of course she does,
she changed back
just like the gypsy
said she would, come on.
(birds chirping)
(patrons chatting)
- Same thing, we're having
a special today, six for $5.
Six for $5, that'll
last you for years.
You got a lot of
hair, sweetheart.
Absolutely, get that money
out, thank you so much.
Okay.
- Hi, Peggy.
- Your nightmare caught
up with you, girl.
Jesus, you look like hell.
- Well, I really appreciate
you squeezing me in like this.
- Well, say no more, I
never turn down a challenge.
♪ It's a mutual attraction
- All right, hon, come with me.
I'll even throw in
a quick manicure.
- Thanks.
♪ I like to seduce ya
- A little waxing
wouldn't hurt either.
♪ Something good for you
- Now here, have a seat.
I want you to relax, miss,
you look tense to me.
I'm gonna give you one of
my magic fingers shampoos.
Okay, lean back.
♪ I need I got to use ya
♪ Now that I've found ya
♪ Don't want to lose ya
♪ Boy boy
♪ I got to seduce ya
- We been out here
almost an hour.
How long do we got to watch?
- Stacey, if you leave me now,
I will never speak to you again.
- It might almost be worth it.
(phone rings)
- We Be Hair, how
may I help you?
Mrs. Finkelstein,
what is it this time?
Uh-huh.
Well, hon, I'm sorry your
hair fell out in the car,
but we use very
good bleach here.
Now you have to
trust me on that.
♪ Oh boy
♪ How you excite me
♪ Oh boy
♪ I know you delight me
(beautician gasps)
(beautician screams)
♪ Now that I found ya
♪ I ain't gonna lose ya
♪ Boy boy
- Oh, oh, oh whoo!
♪ I'm gonna seduce ya
- Oh well, I don't
know what kind
of hormones you've been
taking, girl, but (gasps)
this is gonna be my
ultimate challenge.
Come with me.
♪ Boy
Oh, oh!
♪ Boy boy boy
Come on, come on.
♪ I'm gonna whisper
♪ In your ear boy boy boy
- I think we've been
here long enough.
Don't you think if
anything had happened,
we'd have heard some
sort of commotion by now?
- I guess you're right.
(orchestral fanfare music)
Viola!
- Oh no!
- What do you mean, oh no?
I call it wolverine chic.
(Leslie crying)
- Holy shit, your
mom's a werewolf!
- Really?
(Leslie crying)
- Give it time,
it'll grow on ya.
- Do you realize what this is
gonna do to your social life?
(Leslie shrieking)
- Come on.
- Come on?
She could be dangerous.
- Let's go.
(crickets chirping)
(wind whistling)
(wolf howling)
♪ What big eyes you have
♪ The kind of eyes
that drive wolves mad ♪
♪ So just to see that
you don't get chased ♪
♪ I think I ought to walk
with you for a ways ♪
♪ What full lips you have
♪ They're sure to
lure someone bad ♪
♪ So 'til you get
to grandma's place ♪
♪ I think I ought
(Marbo barking)
(wind whistling)
(Marbo barking)
- [Leslie] Marbo!
(Marbo barking)
Marbo!
Oh, Marbo, come home!
(Marbo barking)
- We can't go in there,
there's a werewolf inside.
- We've got to.
- What do we have to
protect ourselves with?
- We've got these.
- Look, I hate to
break the news,
but they only work on vampires.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
"Fangorama," Issue
number 45, July 1986.
You've got to find the
werewolf who infected her.
Look, maybe we should
just call a vet.
Holy cow!
(mystical music)
- Jen, do something.
(crunching)
Ew!
Yuck.
Try the holy water.
(Harry sniffs)
What about the cross?
Oh my goodness.
Isn't that?
- That's Dennis.
He's a friend.
- A friend?
When did you get to meet him?
- Last night.
- Holy cow, "Mesmerizing
of the Fuzz Creatures."
Werewolves have the power
of hypnotizing people
into believing that
they're friends.
He is the guy that
did it to her.
- Nah, he's just a friend.
- No, he's the one
that has to die.
Look, shoot him with a silver
bullet and your mom is cured.
- Mom?
Mom?
Let's go.
- My dear Leslie,
I've come for you.
- [Stacey] What are
you looking for?
- We've got to
protect ourselves.
- We've got these!
- Great, we'll paper
cut him to death.
(growls)
Make sure he doesn't bite you.
Look at this.
(whining)
- You'll soon forget
about your old
lifestyle as a human.
- I hope the tip is silver.
- It's steel, my dad's cheap.
- Our werechildren will
be beautiful, Leslie.
(Leslie growling)
- Hurry up, you've gotta destroy
him before the moon sets.
Time is running out.
(Harry growling)
(gorilla roaring)
(woman screaming)
(heroic music)
(Harry growling)
- Damn those Shabers.
A little less noise down there!
Oh, shoe.
Ooh, that's (mumbles),
get that shoe.
I wanna smell that shoe,
please get that shoe.
- Hi.
- Hi, Dad.
- What's all the noise,
where's your mother?
(Harry growling)
- She's upstairs.
But I don't think you
should see her right now.
- Why, what's going on,
that's a nice outfit.
- She's got someone upstairs
with her and he's not human.
(Harry growling)
- This could get kinda hairy.
- You're telling me.
- Holy cow.
(shattered glass tinkling)
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You wouldn't believe what
those perverts are doing now.
- Leslie, open the door
or I'll break it in.
(shattered glass tinkling)
Ooh!
Good door.
(heroic music)
- Jennifer.
- Stacey.
- They're dressed
in gorilla suits
and they're rolling around
the room, having an orgy, ha!
(pitcher clangs)
That does it, I'm
calling the cops.
- All right, Leslie,
what is all this about?
(Harry growling)
Excuse me.
- Did you see 'em?
(shattered glass tinkling)
- I have to go to the bathroom.
(siren wailing)
- 42-14.
- I've gotta go in there.
No, I have to go in
and destroy that guy
before the moon goes down,
which will be real soon.
- Jennifer, you
could get killed.
- She's my mom, if I don't
do this she's doomed.
- Between your driving and
your chili bean lunches,
you're gonna kill me.
- Don't start, Charlie.
- You made me drop my doughnut.
- You and your doughnuts!
- It was the last chocolate
and it landed
chocolate-side down.
- Police work here, excuse me.
- If you had to pay
for the doughnuts--
- All right, fine, I'll buy
the doughnuts and you drive.
Okay?
- All right, okay.
I thought Halloween
was last night.
- Yeah, these folks
are usually so quiet.
- About time you guys got here.
This is not the behavior
of good, decent,
church-going Christians.
- You the one who called?
- Who the hell else would I be?
- [Jennifer] Mom?
- [Stacey] Do you see 'em?
- [Jennifer] He's got my mom.
- [Stacey] Jen, be careful.
(Harry growling)
(Leslie moaning)
- What's going on?
- Get away from her!
(Leslie screams)
You're dead now,
you son of a bitch.
I hope this works.
(Jennifer screams)
(Harry roars)
I did it, I did
it, I did it, aagh!
Gotta get out of here!
- Jennifer, are you okay?
(Jennifer screams)
- I stabbed the creep,
I can't get out.
- You stay here, sir.
- Why can't I go in?
- Because I said so.
(Jennifer screaming)
- Hurry up!
- Come on!
- All right, all right,
what's the noise?
What's the racket up
here, what's going on?
- There are two animals in
my bedroom, tearing it apart.
- Is he dead yet?
- Is who dead yet?
- [Jennifer] No, he's
rolling around on the floor.
- The police are here.
- Mom?
Where are you?
- They're coming in.
- Mom?
(Jennifer screams)
(Harry growling)
Mom's not changing back.
- Shit!
- What is it?
- Mrs. Shaber won't
change back until he dies.
And if he doesn't die
before the moon sets,
she's in deep shit.
- Let me smell your breath.
- Only if I can smell yours.
(Harry growling)
(mystical music)
- Jennifer, clear the door.
- Help me, hurry, please!
Help!
- We're coming in to help.
- Can you see her?
- Don't shoot, she's my mom.
- That's my wife.
- That animal is your wife?
- Well, you have
to get to know her.
- Mom, Mom, it's me, Jennifer.
Please don't hurt me.
- [Stacey] Is there
any blood in there?
- I'm your daughter, remember?
(Harry wheezes)
(Leslie whimpers)
- [Stacey] Would you
look at that thing?
Holy cow!
- It's working.
(mystical music)
(Jennifer gasps)
- What happened to this room?
- She's delirious.
- Why is there a dead
animal on the floor?
Why are the police here?
What's the volume
of the Caspian Sea?
- 88 billion cubic meters.
- You don't remember anything?
- I remember.
Going to the beauty
shop and falling asleep.
And I remember Jennifer
acting very strange.
- Now that this is over,
would someone please
explain to me what's going on?
- Me too.
- Me too.
- [Stacey] Go on, Jennifer.
- I'll tell you everything.
- Let's tell the world!
(police radio chatter)
(upbeat music)
- This is Celia Celica,
KSFB TV News, reporting live
from the scene of one
of the most bizarre
and macabre stories
in human history.
Police were summoned by a
neighbor who'd complained
about a commotion coming
from the residence--
- Hey hey hey!
- Of Howard and Leslie Shaber.
- It's me, Malcolm MacAfee.
- Whoa, whoa.
- I'm the neighbor, I
live right over there.
Oh!
(crowd laughs)
Ooh! (laughs)
- When police
arrived on the scene,
they discovered more than
they had bargained for.
- What did you discover?
- More than we bargained for.
- Oh.
- [Celia] But authorities
are still in question
about the identity of
the homicide victim.
- Yeah, this is great. (laughs)
(growls)
I love it.
(growls) Woof, woof, woof.
(laughs) You should
see it, big dad.
Hey, when you're finished
with him, can I have him?
I want to make a rug. (chuckles)
(crowd screams)
(Malcolm laughing)
(Malcolm grunting)
- And nothing will ever
be the same in the lives
of the Shaber family.
- Stacey poobah.
Stacey poobah!
I'm the one who saved her!
- Jennifer, would you still
have accepted your mother
if you couldn't have
changed her back?
I understand.
(siren wailing)
You're too emotional
to talk right now.
Here is the alleged she-wolf.
Or is it her-wolf?
- Thanks.
- And here is the man married
to the poor tormented
Mrs. Shaber,
father of the terrified and
distressed Jennifer Shaber.
Tell me, Mr. Shaber, do you
feel that this whole incident
has bonded you
closer to your wife
or pulled you further apart?
- Well, I--
- As you can see,
the whole family is
mortified and speechless.
- All right, this whole
lawn is under arrest.
- Move it back!
move it back, everybody.
- Do not force me
to draw my weapon.
- How the hell do they
expect me to do an interview
when no one has anything to say?
- I predicted this, yes!
And Madame Gypsie will tell all.
Tomorrow, I read for
kings and presidents!
Tonight, I read for you.
Yes, special today!
$35 today, the special.
Yes, yes yes yes, ladies
and gentlemen, come come.
I am getting the feeling,
I am getting the feeling!
That tomorrow you will
all go on a long cruise
with tall dark strangers.
(crowd shouting at once)
(peaceful orchestral music)
- Honey,
I know I've been a real
schmuck in the past.
- Sometimes.
- And a jerk.
- Yup.
- And a--
- Asshole?
- Jennifer, go to your room.
And an asshole.
What I'm trying to say is.
- No more football on weekends?
- No more football.
Except for maybe the
Super Bowl, of course.
(smacks)
And maybe (smacks)
the Orange Bowl.
Maybe.
(smacks)
And then if you're busy.
(smacks)
(phone rings)
- Hello?
- [Stacey] Jennifer,
we got a big problem.
- What is it?
- "Fangoria," Issue
number 43, October 1978.
Unless a formal exorcism
(Jennifer sighs)
is performed on the
deceased werewolf,
the one who killed
it will transform
within 24 hours of the slaying.
- Good night, Stacey.
- No, Jennifer, Jennifer!
(dial tone humming)
(dial beeping)
(mystical music)
(phone rings)
- [Jennifer] Stacey,
you gotta come over.
And bring Issue 43.
♪ Yeah you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ 'Cause you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ The sun is shining in
the heart of suburbia ♪
♪ Everything is seemingly okay
♪ Everyone is smiling
and there's no inertia ♪
♪ An almost perfect
kind of day ♪
♪ Oh the moon is shining
on the hip utopia ♪
♪ And I am standing
here with you ♪
♪ Our eyes are touching and
there's something happening ♪
♪ I really don't know
what I'm gonna do ♪
♪ Gonna change my
name to Lon Chaney ♪
♪ 'Cause you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ Yeah you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ Everything is the same yet
everything is different ♪
♪ You can feel those
changes in the air ♪
♪ I look at you and
my heart's on fire ♪
♪ And the flames are
spreading everywhere ♪
♪ Gonna change my
name to Lon Chaney ♪
♪ 'Cause you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ Oh you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ The sun is shining in
the heart of suburbia ♪
♪ Everything is seemingly okay
♪ Everyone is smiling
and there's no inertia ♪
♪ An almost perfect
kind of day ♪
♪ Oh the moon is shining
on the hip utopia ♪
♪ And I am standing
here with you ♪
♪ Our eyes are touching and
there's something happening ♪
♪ I really don't know
what I'm gonna do ♪
♪ Gonna change my
name to Lon Chaney ♪
♪ 'Cause you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪
♪ Yeah you bring out
the werewolf in me ♪