Monster Beach (2014) - full transcript

Hey, that's me! Dean.

Dropping in on the wave
of my dreams!

The most perfect thing
I've ever seen.

Sa-weet! I'm even better than
I really am! I could go pro!

Wait, my sister? What gives Jan? This
is my dream! Look out, goofy foot!

Whoa! Focus, focus!

No!

COUGHING Wiped out.

Why can't I just be a great surfer?
What am I missing?

Why can't I just... Why
can't I just... SNORES

Why can't you just stop snoring,
goofy foot!



Ah! Hey, Jan. Are we there yet?

Duh. That's why I woke you up.

Get my board!

I'm not your slave.
And don't flick my lobe!

COUGHING

Look, That must be the way
to the beach!

"Beach closed. Dangerous undertow.
Treacherous riptide.

High waves. Stinging jellyfish. No
swimming, no surfing, no fun. Get lost."

SIGHS Really, Dean?

This is where you wanna spend
our Summer Vacation?

I think I'd rather be stuck
at work with Mum.

Why didn't you choose to go to
Fiji with our cousins?

Because Uncle Woody is fun.
And it was my turn to pick!

Besides, it's gotta be fake.
You know Uncle Woody,



and the locals put that there
to keep the non-surfers out.

And where's Uncle Woody, Dean?
He was supposed to meet us.

Relax Jan.
You know what Woody's like.

He's probably waiting for us
on the other side anyway.

See? It's safe.
Don't be such a chicken, Janny.

I bet you wouldn't be such a chicken
if Ritchie O'Donnell was here!

SQUAWKING

Oh! You're dead meat! SCREAMING

See? I told you it was safe.
CRASHES

Ow! Hey, Check it out.

DOOR OPENING
Hello? Anybody home?

I think it's the maid's
decade off.

It's creepy.

This whole place is creepy.

Argh! SCREAMS

Keep that ugly thing away
from me!

Relax, Jan.
It's just a tiki souvenir.

I found a whole stack of them back there.
Put it back, Dean!

Sheesh, you need
to lighten up, sis.

GRUNTS

DOOR OPENING

PANTING

Welcome to
Butterfield's Surf City!

It's a like a day at the beach
with all the comforts of home!

In Surf City you can ride a
radical wave without getting wet!

Get brown as a nut while you're
eating at the Tan-n-Taco! MUNCHING

Sit on the beach and wax your
board in air-conditioned comfort!

Learn to speak "surf-cool"

with our founder, Francis B
Butterfield, the third!

"Hit the beach!"
"Bo-dacious, dude." "I'm the Big Kahuna!"

CRYING

Well, Mr. Butterfield, sir, it
looks like another record-breaking day...

at Surf Cit... I'm bored.

Er, excuse me, sir?
This is all boring. I'm bored.

You're bored and most importantly,
Hodad, They're bored.

I'm bored, sir?
Boring, Hodad. You're boring.

How many resorts
have I now built, Hodad?

Er, with the grand opening of Surf
City Kyrgyzstan next month, Sir,

I believe that makes forty-three!
CHUCKLES

And what would one find different
about those forty-three parks?

Well, we do find we need a higher
lifeguard to patron ratio...

at Surf City Tibet, Sir.
You're not hearing me, Hodad.

Do you know who they have minding the
playground at Wonderland Beijing?

Bears. ROARS SCREAMING

Look, this whole Bogus surfer thing
is a license to print money,

but they are getting bored,
Hodad.

Market expectations are
changing, people want... Bears?

What? No! Something different.

And you are gonna go find it for me.
GASPS

I am, sir? Because I don't
do well in warm weather climes,

I'm very susceptible to
heat rash and my allergies.

Something different.
Somewhere different!

GASPS

Ever heard of Iki-Iki island, Hodad?
Er...

Neither have I, Hodad,
neither have I.

RIBBITS

Uncle Woody'll be here.

You said that two hours ago.

And an hour ago. And
half an hour... CHUCKLES

VROOMS

Jan! Dean!

How are you, grommets?

I thought you were
coming in tomorrow.

Jan thought you'd forgotten us.
GRUNTS You're such an embarrassment.

Stop flicking me!
CHUCKLES No way!

How could I forget my favorite little
gromms, man? I just had to er....

What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Dudes,
it's just I live on island time.

Let's roll out to the ol' surf shack.
TIRES SCREECHING

Local point of interest,
over to the left, you'll see...

Uh, I've never seen that before.

Okay, over to the right,
the local campground.

Where people camp, uh,
on the ground.

GASPS This island is trashed!

Who would live in a place
like this?

HOWLING

What was that? Ah, it's just
some of the locals, man,

they like to burn a bit of rubber now
and again. Don't worry about that.

CHUCKLE

You live in a shack.
It's an actual shack.

Sa-weet! I've always wanted
to live in a cubby!

Hey, this ain't ya ordinary shack,
little lady. It's totally pimped!

I mean its got ummm... tennis courts.
Private gymnasium.

I don't really have time to get in there
as much as I'd like to these days.

Oh, and over there the
pool moi amigos... GROANS

Yeh yah, probably time
for its spring clean, dudes.

And this, this is
the "Pièce de résistance."

CHUCKLES That's Spanish for awesome.
DOOR OPENING

Super sweet!
But don't put the boards away!

Let's go down
and surf the break!

Actually I was wondering if you could give
me a few pointers. It's been a while.

Uh, well, grommets, the beach,
is, uh, it's dangerous.

Bad surf. Ha! You're nuts!

I can see the break from here.
Yeah, looks really great!

No! Stay off that beach!

But the beach is
the whole reason we came here.

LAUGHING I'm sorry, gromms.

Monster, I mean "Mondo" Beach,
is bogus. It's a bad break.

CHUCKLES
Enough with my angry face.

There's a great beach
on the other side of the island.

I'll take you there tomorrow.

Who needs grindage? How 'bout some
of my classic surfer burritos?

Oh! The ones with fresh pineapple
and mango salsa? Bring it on!

Monster Beach?

HOOTING

SNORING

CHUCKLES

SNORES

Jan? You awake?

GRUNTS What gives, goofy foot?

Shhhh! I think Uncle Woody
just snuck out.

HOOTING

This place sucks. I've been bitten
by every bug on the island.

Why couldn't you
have chosen FIJI!

Check out the break! Huh?

Wow. Why wouldn't he let us surf here?
It's the best I've ever seen.

Let's find him and ask.

HUMMING

LICKING GROWLS

SCREAMING

Hey kid, so nice to meet ya Hey
kid you're as white as a sheep

You got to look at your face says
you never see the place like this

LAUGHING Hey, kids
Don't go where he said

Come here Ain't you the sweetest

The moon is bright
It's a beautiful night

I'll take you down to the sand
if you take my hand

LAUGHING
Never gets old, that one.

Monster beach
We got some out-of-towners

Monster beach
Mighty glad you're here

It's been a while since
we did our welcome speech

CHUCKLES Monster beach #

Where the living's easy
Monster beach

Even though it's queezy

Monster beach

Say you need a place to unwind

If you got a lot on your mind

It's great therapy
You should have seen me before

GROWL
If you are chasing advice #

Come on, go surfing with us
And if you come for a dip

It's a monster's rip
You better know how to swim

You don't want to be
savedby him LAUGHING

Monster beach
It's a hidden treasure

Monster beach
We got lots of leisure

Come have
some mouth-watering treats

Eat! Monster beach

Monster beach What he said

Welcome to our Monster Pacific
Even the plank is monster-ific

Please come hang here
We're terrific and free

Monster beach

LAUGHING That was awesome.

DOOR OPENS Rommets? You here?

RUMBLING

Stay back, Surf Monster! You won't eat me!
Here, eat my sister.

Chillax. Nobody's getting eaten.

I don't think. No, no eating.

Anyway, we need to talk.

GRUNTS This vacation just
gets better and better.

So, let me get this straight. You own a
beach full of monsters who like to surf?

You know, "monster"
has such a negative connotation.

Yeah, cuz they're monsters!
They eat people!

Fiji doesn't have any monsters!

Yeah, look man, I was hoping you'd
sorta warm-up to the whole monsters...

at the beach thing.

It's pretty cool, actually.

Really it's more hot.
Tropical and all.

But hey, you should get to know them!
They're good people.

Well, they're not really people.

Anyone who surfs
can't be all bad.

Unless they want to eat your brain!
CHUCKLES

They don't eat brains. Mutt was
scared to death of you guys.

Folks see monsters and form mobs
chase 'em out of town.

They're usually not treated very
well by, you know, normal dudes.

That's okay. We're not normal.

And not everyone normal
is a dude, man.

Look, I wanted a nice, relaxed vacation
at a resort that has room service.

Like normal people.
Is that too much to ask?

Okay, okay so none of this
is totally normal, right.

But normal is boring, man.

Monster Beach
wasn't always like this.

Goin' way back,
I came here to Icki-Icki Island

chasing my endless summer.

But as soon as I saw that break,
man, it was the best in the world.

The beach belonged
to King Aina Haina,

The last of a long line of proud
rulers of Icki-Icki Island.

He was a pretty cool man, man.

I taught him how to surf and
he taught me how to find my...

"subconscious dude."

Anyway, The King had a son,
Knuttamutta.

His subconscious dude,
well it was pretty bogus.

He wasn't interested in
the island ways, man,

all he ever thought about
was how much...

he couldn't wait
to be the big kahuna himself.

This worried King Aina Haina,

so he sent him away to larn
the meaning of "responsibility"

Did it work? Uncle woody: Nah
man, Knutt studied law...

sued his father for everything.

But he never did
give up the island.

And when the time came for King Aina
to go to that big break in the sky,

well, he handed the beach to the
only guy left here on the island.

Yours truly dude. Years later
an enraged Knutt came back.

Found the place populated with
me and mah surf'n buddies here.

He tried to use magic to curse me
and take ownership of the island

but instead he accidently cursed the
beach and everybody on it except me.

But how come
you weren't cursed too?

Because of this.

This Idol,
it's the tiki deed to the beach.

As rightful owner it protects me
from Knutt's magic.

Where's Knutt now? CHUCKLES

You don't have to worry,
lil' dude.

See, even Knutt himself wasn't immune
from the effects of his curse.

GRUNTS Self-imposed exile, man.
It's a downer.

CHATTERING

SCREAMING GRUNTS

See, now what you've gone
and done is spoil the best part

and I really do hate it
when things get spoilt!

COUGH GRUNTS

GIBBERISH

Little people?
Arrived on Monster Beach?

I think Woody's
brought in reinforcements!

If it wasn't already bad enough with that
current stock of cursed beach bums...

now he's inviting more!

I never understood
what Daddy saw in that loafer.

This Island should be mine.
Mine, mine, mine!

LAUGHING If I only knew
where he hid that idol!

Then my magic
would work a charm.

I could reverse
this wretched curse,

and rid this island of that
Soggy bottomed dunderhead!

LAUGHING

Shhhhh! Wait a moment.

Describe these little people.

GIBBERISH

Children. They're children!
They must be relatives.

Oh. Oh! This is too good!

Just as all those years ago, Woody tricked
my poor Daddy into turning against me,

I'm going to trick his family
into turning on him!

GIBBERISH I shall drive
them all off this island

and force them to accept me as the
rightful King of Icki-Icki island!

What's that, poppa?
Yes, yes, of course.

I plan to make you very proud.
LAUGHING

Daddy, I want you
to be proud of me

I'm gonna be the son
that you wanted me

To be but Daddy

I got to do things my own way

Let me off the leash

To carve my own knees

Into the faces of my enemies

Cast them to the bottom of
the Seven Seas

And I will crush them
and defeat them

I will mash them and
let's meet them, you'll see

Daddy, understand
this is a different time

TIRES SCREECHING

The problem you faced back
then are not like mine

Not today but Daddy

This whole island has gone apart

And before you say that's
because I cursed it

It's definitely not

So let's bury the hatchet

Into the helmets of my enemies

And I will chop them
till they fall like trees

Those kids, my key to glory I will use them
to restore me I'll speak my children morely

I'm a cheat

Yes. CLEARS THROAT

Finally You'll be proud of me

Or I will sink this silent
into the sea

Now bring me those kids.

Okay, beached whales!
Monster Beach is now open!

Is he like suggesting we get in
that like,

what do you call it? Like water.

IN UNISON Like ew!

So, I've kept my word
to the Big Kahuna

and taken care of Monster Beach.

Monsters on a monster break.
Sa-weet.

Monsters? Oh, yeah, it's,
it's monstery but cool.

I was kinda hoping you two would
learn to love it the way that I do.

I'm a looong way
from loving any of this.

C'mon, gromms, stop watchin'
and start carvin'!

Surf's up! GRUNTS

YELLING

COUGHS

If I were a better surfer,
I'd be liking this more.

Hey lil' man, it's cool.

My monstery buddies
can give you some pointers.

LAUGHS Why don't you get outta
the sun before you melt?

LAUGHING Never mind her man.
That's widget!

Shaka-nar-nar, brah! Whoa dude!

Who are your little buddies?
GASPS He's riding backwards!

Yeah, that's why he's called Brain Freeze.
Oh, and that's Amphibia!

Hola, Woody!

Nice hat. Uh, that's her hair.

Does it always get this crowded?
Not if order is Main-Tained!

Uh, thanks, Lost Patrol,
for taking charge.

Good-to-go, commander!

LAUGHS Aroow!

The Mutt!

Whoa, hey, watch it, wave dog!

SNIFFING SNARLING GRUNTS

CHUCKLES
Hey, take a chill pill, Mutt.

This is my nephew.

I was kinda hoping you'd show
the little guy the...

"way of the monster style."

Monster style?

GRUNTS

PANTING GRUNTS

This place is like something out
of an old horror movie.

SIGHS Well, at least the
bugs aren't so bad.

Argh!

SCREAMING ROARS

CHIRPING GROWLS

Widget, I know you're a monster,
but why do you live here?

Oh! I can't hear you. CHUCKLES

Must have water in my ears.

SPLASHES

DRIPPING

Aaaaah!

Whoa, I'm losing it!

You've got potential,
little crusher.

But you've got to unleash the
inner monster, little Kahuna.

Fine. But how am I supposed to do that?
It's easy, watch.

HOWLING Monster Style!

But I can't do that! You only
think you can't do that.

The answer, therefore,
is not to think.

SCREAMING

I've got night watch. Aloha!
Later, LP.

What does he "watch" for?
Night, I guess.

I dig this place, cool break,
monster dudes, sunset beach party.

You're mental, goofy foot.
Monster Beach? Really?

This rotting, awful place
is just a freakshow!

You're such a pain all the time!

It's our vacation! We're here!
Deal with it!

You ruined my whole summer!
I'm stuck here because of you!

SPLASHES

GRUNTS

Whoa, gromms, chill! You're scarin' me.
And I'm a monster.

She okay? Sometimes Jan
just doesn't get it.

A good joke might cheer her up.
What's gray and white and can't surf?

Dunno.

A parking garage. LAUGHS

I thought you said a good joke.

Harsh. Look, the vibe here
can mess with your head.

Give her time.
But you, crusher, you get it.

With a little training,
some of my tutoring,

you could really bring it.

You mean you can teach me about
unlocking my inner surf monster?

He totally can! Brain Freeze taught
me to be fierce with that water!

To go Monster style!
GROWLS LAUGHING

GROWL SCREAMING

Who was that? GASPS Tourists.

LAUGH

PANTING

I can't understand a thing you're saying.
Stop babbling, Hodad!

You're not coming home until
you tell me about that island.

But, sir, you don't
want this island. Why?

Well, sir, if you could see this
place for yourself. SCREAMS

I have and I love it!

You, you do?
Wait, how did you get here?

My luxury yacht.

CHATERRING HORN HONKING

I asked you to find me something
different, Hodad. Something unique.

This is a beach populated with real
living surfing monsters. It's perfect!

Twilight fall

Night bird caw

Sing your song of mystery

Soon you secret will be...

known to everybody

And the whole moon flock
will come to see

Bag that up for me, would you, Hodad?
GRUNTS

It's an island with the smile and groove
of ghouls greeting guests in the gate

But they won't be eating brains, they'll
be trained Wait a minute, they'll behave

A mysterious invention
into mystey

Do it with
professional consistency

And I wouldn't need
to change a thing at all

See, it's a mighty nice slice of
paradise but it ain't weather-proof

It will be even more prestine with
a little lick of paint and a roof

There ain't no problem
that a little bit of mini golf

And a tiny unbrella
in a drink can't solve

And I wouldn't need
to change a thing at all

What could be better
than a Monster Beach

A Monster Beach themed
Monster Beach

I put the creatures in the people's
beach Folks can only dream

But I have seen it
I just have to theme it

So get every bit of
frills and fun in me

Once we got all that money
We will scare them away

And I wouldn't need
to change a thing

I wouldn't rearrange a thing

And I wouldn't need
to change a thing at all

LAUGHING
You ain't changing at all #

Except for that.

Tomorrow Hodad, we find out
who owns this island...

and we buy it!

That's it, Grommit!
You're improving.

GROANS

So, what's the secret
to Monster Style?

The secret is nothing.

Nothing? Yeah, I mean you gotta
totally let go to let it out.

Stop holding back
and out comes the inner monster.

So practice doing nothing.

Do nothing.

Woah, woah, woah!

COUGHING That wasn't nothing, crusher.
That was "wiping out."

CHUCKLES
It's hard being a monster.

Uh, tell me about it.

I can't even see through my hair
most of the time.

ELECTRICAL CRACKLE

Uh, hello? Excuse me?

We were wondering
if you have any rooms available?

STOMPING

Oh, ah... a roo,
how did you get in there?

Game, Teddles want to play game.
I'm loosing patience, Hodad.

CLEARS THROAT Sorry, we've had
a rather, "overwhelming" day

and we... GRUNTS You go first!

I spy with my little eye,
something start with...

"T"! I give up.

Trailer. I go again. I spy
something starting with "T".

Gee, I dunno. Trailer?

GRUNTS You cheat! Teddles
get nother turn.

I spy with my little eye,
something start with "T".

Give up? Trailer.
I go again, I spy...

something starting with "T".

Trailer.
Teddles get nother turn.

FLIES BUZZING

So, as you can see despite being cursed
everyone has sort of adjusted to life here.

They're safe in the sun.

Which is more than I can
say for the food. GASPS

What is that?

SPLUTTER Ahhh... "Hey Madgey?
What flavour is this"!

Wha, I dunno let me see.

Chicken and Fish balls
with gravy circa 199...

What? You don't like it?

Mummy's boy, fix da Mutt
something else, wouldya honey?

He don like his breakfast.

GROWLS

STOMPING Pro tip, Gromms.

No matter how much
you might hate the food here,

never, ever tell the chef!

GRUNTS GASPS

Nah, nah nah, man, I, I, I LOVE it.
ROARS

CLEARS THROUGHT Everybody,

the, the food is g-great,
isn't it, guys?

Yeah.

STOMPING SIGHS

Down the gullet, lil' man, same time!
BELCHES

LAUGHING SIGHS My brother,
the little monster.

DOOR CLOSING GASPS SIGHS

Something the matter, Hodad?

Er, no, nothing,
just mild scoliosis likely...

due to fanning you last night
as you slept, sir.

The air con was out, Hodad.

Yes sir... Argh!

Er, excuse me, madam,

it appears someone has misplaced
their eyeball in my tea.

THUDDING

DOOR CLOSING

You okay, Jan?
As okay as I can be.

I get why goofy foot likes this place.
But maybe it's not for me.

Jan-O, do you remember
when you were little?

You were more of a monster
than your bro.

I was?
Totally. You were a handful.

But you were fun
and "in the moment."

You need more of that
in your life.

Besides, these monsters are people, too.
Or they used to be.

And you used to be a monster.

You know what I'm trying to say?
No. Bummer.

I was hopin' you could tell me. I
think you're saying to just chill...

and give
these "people" a chance.

Wow. I'm really deep sometimes.

I thought this place would be...

a sun-soaked wonderland

Teenagers frolick to
the sounds of a surfing land

But as soon as I arrived

I started fearing for my life

This holiday's a nightmare
that won't end CRYING

I think they build this place
out of all of my bad dreams

You put your ear to a shell and
you just hear horrible screams

SCREAMING

And the cook should get the sack

Even the seagulls send food back

I hate this place I hate
this place I hate this place

GASP That guy's molding #

And that guy's starting to smell

She really hates it She
really hates it GRUNTS

She's revolting and
he just looks unwell

She really hates it
She really, really hates it

She's half girl half trout

I guess I'm the odd one out

I hate this place
I can't believe it

I hate this place
I hate this place

How could you hate
a place like this

It's easy The friendliness

And queezy
Whatever you be questioning

Just leave me be
Just leave her be

When the moon comes out at night

SOBBING You know it's
not gonna be alright

HOWLING

I hate this place! She hates it

I hate this place...
She hates it

I hate this place! She hates
it I hate this place!

I hate this place...
I hate this place!

CRYING

GASPS GROANS

GIBBERISH GROANS

RIBBITS

GASPS LAUGHING

GIBBERISH

GRUNTS

Ha! I got one.

Sir, I got one.

Dean? Dean? Are you there?

There.

Ah, good-to-go, Mutt.
Thanks for the quick lube.

That'll keep your brain-cage
firing on all cylinders.

Dean, Uncle Woody says it's almost
time for... Woah, dig your place.

Part garage, part dog house.
What's under here?

Our beach beaters. Dad used to fix cars.
Jan loves them.

Or at least, she used to.
Wanna go for a ride?

LP, go get the Freeze-man. Last
one to the volcan-o is lame-o!

GRUNTS GASPS

TEENTH CHATTERING

Grrrr! BOOM

TEENTH CHATTERING

CLAPPING SCREAMING

GRUNTS

What? I mean I was never one for kids
but these are the ugliest children...

I have ever seen.

You! Small hairy child,
what is your name?

SCREAMING Do you have
any idea who I am?

No, that's precisely
what I'm trying to establish.

Who do you think you are?
I asked you first.

Same time?

One. Two... three!

Knutt! True King
of Icki-Icki Is... Awww.

King?

Gragh!

Fantastic. Just fantastic.

Isn't that special, Hodad?
CLAPPING Really special, sir.

My head of entertainment can never
manage to put together a tropical show this
amusing.

And I love your workspace.

Always intimidate others
with your presentation, I say.

That is the idea.

See now, King Knutt,

you may just be the man
I've been looking for...

You know that derelict, monster
infested mud flat down there...

well ah, I was thinking
of making you an offer for it.

We have a guest. Refreshments!

You mean the place
they call Monster, Beach?

Beach. Sure, whatever
you whimsical natives call it.

See being a "King",
would it be correct to assume

that this particular beach
belongs to you

and that, should
that indeed be the case,

you, as the proprietor
could indeed sell it to me?

Why, yes.

I can sell you that beach.

But what is in the deal for me?

Well, the money and...

I'll uh, make you
the official chief of Surf City!

Hold on. Did you say you'd officially
make me the "Chief" of a...

GASPS city?

And I was going to settle for
being king of a deadbeat island.

Not just any city. Surf city!

You just have to sign this contract
bestowing a few things to me,

approving some permits, it's all
very technical boring stuff

and of course, er,
protecting your interests.

You surely, don't think
I'm that stupid.

I'll get my legal team
give this the once-over.

HUMMING

MUNCHING

That's it,
sign away all your rights.

Very well... Now, we dance!

Big Chief! Big Chief
Finally I'm the Big Chief

Excellent, now as you would've
noted in section 235A...

I'm going to need some form of
formal deed to seal the deal.

You er, will provide that,
I am sure...

Excuse me, the deed?
You do have the deed?

Uh, yes, yes, yes,
yes of course.

I have it in a very secret place.
CHUCKLING

Might just take me a couple
of days to "retrieve it".

I like secrets.
So long as only I know them.

FINGER SNAPS

Hodad!

I'll give you 7 days, Knutt.

I'll be back then to collect
my deed or the deal is off.

SIGHS Daddy always said.

If you want something done
right, do it yourself...

EVIL LAUGHING

WHOOSHES

ZOOMS

Hey, whatcha got, dawg?

More than you, blondie! HOWLING

Gonna win this race Monster Style!
TIRES SCREECHING

You drive. What? Seriously?
I don't have a license.

Use mine. It's a dog license.
And it's 20 years out of date!

Don't worry, I wont tell anyone.

Just let go
and drive like a monster,

I gotta get some air.

I don't know
why this feels so good!

SCREAMS GASPS

TIRES SCREECHING

Sa-weet! I'm a road monster!

Now that was a totally
monster style win, Jan.

Love this view.

I never realised
it was so beautiful.

Sometimes all you gotta do
is take a step back, Jan.

SIGHS See things from a
different perspective.

Hmm. Now, how to get a deed.

GROANS

CHUCKLING

You wicked things!

LAUGHING But no, no, no...

far too barbaric.

No, we are going to use...

magic! SIGHS

MURMURING

CHUCKLING

Now, charm her with your eyes!

GRUNTING

MURMURING

Super sa-weet!

Does he...
Shh. Dude is an artiste.

Or a monster tiste?
Best to let him do his thing.

Nice. A board to bring
out your inner monster.

Can you make me one? Hey!

Can you make both of us one?
For sure.

Mutt here already helped me cut the
blanks for your monster boards.

You gotta help me shape 'em.
Coolio?

IN UNISON Absolutely!

I got all my surfing here
It's on my bedroom wall

Looking down on me expectedly
I want to show them all

'Cause I know everything that
you can know about the surf

I've been dreaming of the perfect tube
ride since the moment of my birth

But when I get out there

I just can't compare

To these monster freaks

How they ride those foamy peaks

Get off of my ear you monster

ROAR Do it monster's style #

Get off of my ear you monster

When I find it I'll stop trying
to catch the perfect wave

I'll let the wave catch me

That's the way to surf
monsterously

Monster style, monster style

Now you get it, kid

Monster style, monster style

Get off on your end, you monster

Do it just like us

Get off on your end, you monster

You're thinking way too much

Get up on the board
and loose your mind

Just check out for a while

That's the way
to surfing monster's style

What do you mean you are
having problems with the workers?

You're like that stress induced rash of
yours, Hodad, irritating and totally useless!

Oh no, sir. I did have some
problems with the er,

some union issues sir,
but I can assure...

it's all sorted out.

We are right on
schedule for phase 2, sir.

You really should come down here
and see it for yourself...

SCREAMS I have...

Yes, sir! Well, I think this
calls for a little celebration.

Look, I even got your favourite
little umbrella!

Celebrate? GLASS BREAKING
Just make sure everything

is ready for the big day
tomorrow, Hodad.

It's time to turn Monster Beach
into Monster Beach TM!

You trademarked the beach, sir?
Of course I did.

Now. Lets go pick up my deed.

CHUCKLING I'm so glad we
came here, Uncle Woody.

Best-vacation-ever.

Alright, my fellow Compadres,
surfers, monsters and uh...

SCOFFS Whatever it is you're
classified as Boogie.

I like to say something.

It has been
most "privalegous"...

to have been the caretaker
of Monster Beach...

since the passing of my buddy,

the great king aina haina.

But as you some of you may
or may not know,

something happened to me
some months back.

Something really deep
and profound man...

But I forgot what it was...
Oh, yeah!

My parakeet died, man!

I loved that parakeet!

One day he just dropped straight
off his perch for no reason.

Or maybe there was that little
dude used to party pretty hard...

but the point was man,
"what would happen...

if without warning, I fell off
my "metaphorical perch", man?

I'm glad you like it here, Jan

Because, well, my plan is
to give you kids Monster Beach.

Give us the beach? That's right.

This place is special
and it needs a guardian.

Someone to act on behalf of the these
guys with the rest of the world.

But, Uncle Woody,
you're not leaving, are you?

Nah. I don't think so.

Uh, nope.
Not for a long time, I hope.

But it's time for me to let a new
generation take care of this place.

SIGHS Nah, forget it, dudes.

I'm happy to announce
that my little gromms...

Jan and Dean
are now official members...

of the Monster Beach Beach Club!

SNORE

CHUCKLING

GASPS

Goofy foot.

BLAAGH

MURMURING

Yes.

I will bring the deed
to King Knut.

I will bring the deed
to King Knut.

Oh. And you have,
thank-you very much.

CHUCKLING

Thank you, little girl,

please go away now

and do whatever
it is little girls do!

Monster Beach is now, mine!

Ours, actually. CHUCKLING Yes!

Yes of course. Of course.

And this means,
that once you build this city...

I will be the Big Chief. GIGGLES

Knutt, a city
like you've never seen before.

Yeah! CHUCKLING

Well, nice dealing with you,
Nutso.

But I'll be needing you to clear out of my
office so as to give the decorators
some space.

What? Your office?

But I'm The Big Chief!

Yes, you are...

the Big Chief Entertainer
at the Monster Beach...

Trademark. Nightly beach party.

Read your contract.

GRUNTING Outrageous!

I shall curse you!

What?

But... I... Take your
act on the road, Chief!

Hodad, make sure you lock up
this place up nice and tight!

Okay, beached whales!

Monster beach is now open?

CHATTERING

HORN HONKING

Excuse me,
is the eyeball soup gluten free?

Because, I'm intolerant...

Um, is the rat burger
free range?

Um, I asked for a No-foam, 130
degrees, nonfat, freetrade barfacino?

GLASS BREAKING GIBBERISH

GULPS

PURRING ROAR

SNORE

YAWNING GROANS

STOMPING

CAMERA SNAPS SCREAMS

CHATTERING

CAMERA SNAPS GASPS

Hiya dudes and dudettes, welcome
to Brain Freeze's surf shack.

To surf the break,
you'll need a board

and we have a wide
range available...

staring from just $800 and up...

What's that?
I forget, what I'm saying.

Oops! Brain Freeze's...

LAUGHING

Oh, dude. Not cool!

HORN HONKING

They won't stop!

Uncle Woody, what's going on?
I don't know, little dudes.

But I'm gonna find out.
Amphibia. Whats going on?

I have no idea.

I wake up to the sound
of dolphins

performing in my lagoon!

LAUGHING
Here they are, everyone!

My stars of monster beach!

Who's the Barney? Excuse me...

Francis B. Butterfield,
the third. Your Boss!

Dude, the woodburger barely
even works for himself.

He's the guy
that owns Surf City.

Then in that case
as new owner of Monster Beach,

I would like to inform you that you are
all officially squatting on my property.

GASPS

I'll tear him to pieces!

And I'll tear those pieces to pieces!
SNARLING

Chill, guys,
he can't do anything.

Look, I own this beach
and I have the deed to prove it.

CHUCKLING
Oh! You mean, this deed?

The deed sold to me
by the king of Iki-Iki island?

But Janny, how did he...?

I, I, thought I was dreaming.

There was a man,
with a flaming head.

He tricked me!

Knutt! Knutt: It's true.

The girl speaks the truth...

What? It was him!

He put a spell on me and made me
give him the deed, Uncle Woody.

I'm sorry.

What? Yes,

look, it is possible
that I did do that.

But it's hardly my fault,
being practically orphaned.

I never learned
right from wrong...

Society is to blame really
when you think about it.

You went to Oxford, dude!

And didn't that just mess me up!

SOBBING

Wait a second.

Is any of this even legal?

I have all
the notarized paperwork.

Monster Beach TM
now belongs entirely to me!

Oh, on that topic. You all thus
collectively owe me...

$235,000 and 40 cents.

In backpayed rent. GASP

We don't have
that kinda money, man!

Technically,
I don't even have a job.

Ah ha! You do now, big guy.

Just make sure he does
something about that hair.

Hope you have a permit for that.

GLASS BREAKING Ew! Embalming.

Call an embalmer.

RETCHES

Get him wormed, de-flead,
and Rabies shots.

Actually,
Rabies shots for everyone.

Anyway's, looking forward
to working with you all.

The kids are just gonna love ya!

He can't really do this,
can he, Uncle Woody?

Can he?

SIREN WHOOPS AND BLARES

SIREN WHOOPS

I never would have thought my
last night on Monster Beach...

would be like this.

No way! I can't believe
there's nothing we can do.

Well, troops, it looks like
tonight will be our...

last patrol.

What is wrong with all of you?

I can't believe,
I'm hearing this!

Look, I hated this place at first,
but I can't imagine just giving up!

Just throwing
in the beach towel!

We have to fight them!
We can't just go to pieces!

Totally with you,
but what do we do?

I say the Deed
was stolen from us,

so we issue an order
to steal it back!

Uh, Lost Patrol,
I don't think...

No, no. LP is right.

He is? We have to fight.

Listen up, surf-rats,

we could fight them with
legal battles and court actions,

but that might take hundreds of
years and cost millions of dollars.

No, we have to do something...

Totally monster style! Right.

A monster plan so raggin',
so bodacious,

so aggro
they'll never see it coming!

Sounds like we'll need
some crazy magic to pull it off.

Oh, we will.

And I know someone
who can help with that.

GROANS

GRUNTING SCREAMS

LAUGHING

Aye!

GROANS

SCREAMS

WHISTLES

GLASS BREAKING

MOANING

Poppa, it's time
to make some magic!

Lights!

DIALECT SONG

DIALECT SONG

CLAPPING

Whoa!

Biggest break
I've seen in a long time.

Biggest high tide of the year.

Really big. Really high.

You two can totally do this.

Just use
your Monster Style training.

Well, here you go, dudes.

Shaped for my favourite
little monsters.

IN UNISON Whoa, cool!

Now, Amphibia's going to help
you get out past the break.

But on the way back,
you're on your own gromms.

Just remember what taught you.

Feel your inner monster, dude.
In here.

Right. Mutt, Brain Freeze and I will be
waiting in the beaters for the getaway.

That's the plan. Or at least, I'm
pretty sure that's the plan?

Be careful.

Oh, and please don't tell
your mum I let you do this.

STRUGGLING

This surf's totally huge.

Can, can we do this?

Just remember
what Brain Freeze taught you!

You'll be fine!

Surf's up!

GASPING

SNORES

Shhh.

Wait right there!

There is a half a percent missing from
this quarterly earning statement!

You can't let sloppy wor, hmm.

DOOR OPENING

SNORES

GRUNTS

ALAMING SCREAMING

You woke me up on
the wrong side of the bed!

This doesn't belong to you.

Come back here!

What? What the...? Hodad! Don't
just stand there, you nincompoop!

Fire up the chopper! Hurry!

PANTING

Hang tough, Dean.
Whoa, I'm trying, I'm trying!

The girl, get the girl!

Jan!

YELLING
It's up to you! Goofy foot!

GROANS I'm so losing it!

You better figure out this whole
Monster Style thing pretty quick!

The secret is nothing.

PANTING

Yeah! Yeah! EVIL LAUGHS

I'm just learning to relax
and go monster style!

Yeah!

GASPS

SCREAMS

Ah!

CHUCKLING

Are you thinking what I'm
thinking, Goofy Foot? On three!

IN UNISON One. Two.
Three! SCREAMING

Woo hoo!

Ah! You lost them, Hodad,
you nit wit! Turn back!

GASPS

SNIFFING GROWLS

I love the smell of coconut
in the morning!

Ah!

IN UNISON Whoa!

WHOOSHES

SCREAMING

GROANING

Come on, boys.
Looks like a no show.

SPLASHES

RUMBLING

Attention, Visitors.

Due the threat of impending doom,
Monster Beach is now closed.

Please make your way
to the exits.

We hope you enjoyed your stay.

Oh, and don't forget to stop
by the gift shop.

SCREAMING

Jan! Gimme your hand!

SNIFFING

No!

Hey! You'll need a reserv...

SCREAMS

Whoa!

Look. Uncle Woody! We got it!
Yeah!

Sure you do kid! LAUGHS

EVIL LAUGHING

The deed! Is mine! CHUCKLING

LAUGHS

GROANS MUNCHING

MUMBLES

SCREAMS

EVIL LAUGHS

My beach!

We've been through
this before, Knutt!

Your dad left it to me!

GROANS

And I gave it to them!

MOANING

Whoa.

SCREAMING

TIRES SCREECHING

Whoa!

SCREAMS

Whoa!

CLICKS

Yeah! LAUGHS

GRUNTS ELECTRICITY CRACKLES

SCREAMING

SIGHS

SCREAMING

CHATTERING CHUCKLING

LAUGHING

BOOM

GROANS

Dean!

YELLING

I can almost reach it!

Uh, kid, something
is happening down there.

Look, it's working!

CHUCKLING Gah!

Everyone is leaving!

Help me, please.
I can't hold on.

I have no muscle tone.

Ah. The deed.
Get the kid to give me the deed.

Sir, but I'm...

I'm slipping. Almost. Got. It.

Kid, hand me the deed
and I'll pull you both up.

But, sir...

Come' on, Janny. We better go.

This mother's bout to blow.

But, but...

Hodad! You get back here and
bring me my deed or so help me,

there will be
no Christmas bonus this year!

LAUGHING

SCREAMS

RUMBLE

We gotta book it off the beach!

Whoa!

King. Aina haina?

Daddy? SCREAMING

GASPING

Eh? GLASS BREAKING

GASPS

Look! It's Dean!

Oh! Too cool! That's my
little grommit man! Alright!

Now, that's what I call monster style!
CHUCKLES

Yeah! HOWLING

GROANS

MURMURING

CHEERING Crusher! You did it!

Super sa-weet, huh?

Nice work, Goofy Foot. Ow!

Don't you ever
Do that to me again!

Oh, uh, it seems
someone has left their... Aah!

SCREAMS

LAUGHING

I now pronounce you. Stress Leave!
CHUCKLES

Ha ha. That's the spirit.

Look! GASPS

SPLASHES

COUGHS

Help me.

Help me.

I can't swim. COUGHS

Not until you give us
our deed back!

Take it! Take it! COUGHS

Just get me out of the water!

I hate the water.

A beach resort tycoon
and he's scared of water!

Go figure! Totally bogus, dude!
Woah, dude.

I am not letting this thing
out of my sight again.

Well, that's about it.

That's the end of the story.

Oooh. This is really quite fun.

Oh, and if you ever wondered
what happened to Butterfield,

turns out he didn't have
a building permit.

Apparently the Judge
was really tough.

IN UNISON
Guilty, guilty, guilty.

Last I heard Butterfield was living
in a trailer park somewhere.

I spy something start with "T".
GROANS

As for me, I found the wave of
my dreams on a beach full of monsters.

How sa-weet is that?

Totally Monster Style sa-weet,
goofy foot!

Hey, my wave, Jan!

LAUGHING