Menu total (1986) - full transcript
To support this movie
Filmförderung NW
and Kommunalverband Ruhrgebiet
gave a few bucks.
The old lady stepped aside
and looked at us
with such sad eyes,
with such an aghasted expression
that our lust arose...
It was the day of the scandal
when she heard the yellings
and left the house...
He live long; he live long.
To the world,
the future and those,
who will be thankful one day.
Free and easy, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Every time I see you, I know,
that we didn't do it in vain.
There is nothing better
than the young
and uncomplicated people.
Well, at least, it's his wife.
Who made her the shirt?
- She is supposed to get changed.
You're supposed to get changed,
get changed!
To the world,
the future and those,
who will be thankful one day.
A new day is like a new life.
Isn't it great to be on earth?
Do we have some music,
music, music?
- - Yesssss. - -
Free and easy, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Do we have some music?
- Yesssss.
- - Help. - -
Help. Help.
And if the saviour comes,
he will eat your folks;
and not because he's vicious,
but because they are delicious.
Mom, mom, mooooom...
No...! No...!
Do you wanna listen
to some music?
I'm gonna punch this son
of a bitch in the face.
- - Mooooom. - -
Daddy!
- Your mom is here! Your mom.
Cut it out.
Your mother... I've got the bag!
Your daddy!
The bag... I've got the bag!
Your mom!
- - Ludwig! - -
I've got the bag!
Your mom!
Mom, that's Marta...
we're playing billiard.
She doesn't do anything,
hear anything or say anything!
She collected and operated
the whole life
and we get the profit.
Stop it now, I wanna go
and show you something.
Great...! He is still the same.
Leave him alone! Why not?!
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
if I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
Bravo, bravo, well done,
well done...
bravo, bravo, well done,
well done...
That's enough now! We have to go!
- - Joe...? - -
Joe...?
Are you asleep?
Your dad and your mom
have to go away for a while
and the little soldiers
and fighters
have to be real brave now!
My moms and dads
had to go away for
a little while too
and I promised them
not to be afraid,
so they wouldn't be sad.
And when I was all alone
I said to myself
over and over again:
"Your mom and dad are doing this
just for you,
just for you, just for you,
for you, for you!"
It's time now, we're waiting.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord
my soul to keep...
Even if you disregard the
metaphysical point of view
and look at the world
rationally, ,
that is from the outside,
you still need some understanding
for the whole unity.
The struggle for existence
and for the problemchild
has to be carried on constantly.
When we think
about the struggle,
we can take comfort
with the confidence,
that war doesn't rage
without end in nature
and that the happy one,
the strong one
and the healthy one
survives and reproduces.
He live long...
Dr. De Pen, please!
You understand?
You mustn't hurt the children.
Their future is our future
and our work is their future.
Imagine there were
four generations.
We would be the Gods...
and our sons the Ischariots
and their children the cannibals.
And the others the farts.
They don't care
where they explode
You know exactly
what I'm talking about.
Mooom! Moooooooom...!
Can you get it?
Keep trying
Let me do it,
you can't do anything!
- - Help...! - -
The bag!
THE BAAAAAAG...!
The bag...!
The bag...!
- - Where...? - -
The bag...!
BAG!!!!!!
In a strong... in a strong...
You're supposed to get changed,
get changed!
Let's sing! - Yeah, let's sing!
Is there disgust? - No!
Is there loneliness? - No!
Is there standstill? - No!
And the torture?
What you can do today,
do not delay!
Polonaise...!
And if the saviour comes,
he will eat your folks;
and not because he's vicious,
but because they are delicious.
Shit... and now?
- Let's take his car!
Now this again, look at it.
Well, it's still your son.
- - Daddy! - -
The baaaag!
Do it! Do it! Bump into him!
Now I'll bump into him!
You'll get your accident!
Come on, do it!
Don't worry, you'll get
your accident!
Are you happy now?
There is your accident!
Dr. De Pen, please!
You understand? - No! Nope!
When are you coming?
- Bring me the babe!
When are you coming?
- On the field!
When? - You gotta go now!
I need you. - Oh yeah?
When? - On the field!
And Cuca? - I’ll get rid of her!
Help me!
Help me!
Most cases of suffocation
happen in good restaurants.
Never in cheap ones.
That is connected with the fact
that it's much more embarrassing
for a customer
to swallow the wrong way or,
if necessary to vomit (Puke!
Throw up) in a fancy environment.
They rather hurry
to the bathroom,
where they suffocate helplessly.
In a cheap restaurant
on the other hand,
where cabdrivers
and prostitutes walk in,
they don't mind throwing up
on the table
when they are imminent
to suffocate.
But they survive!
Evi, I'm hungry!
What else do you have to tell me?
I slaughtered my aunt.
My aunt was old and weak.
I stayed at her house over night
and dug in some boxes.
My last word:
One likes to ask the young:"...
What do you want to be?"
Me carriagedriver,
me soldier and me confectioner
you hear them say.
When I was a little kid,
all those new questions
came along my way.
I didn't hesitate
and still see their faces
when I told them I liked
desecration of the corpses.
Eat...! Evi, eat...! Eat,
Evi...! Eat! Evi... eat...! Eat!
Cuca is dead!
Now she doesn't stink any longer!
Keep going! Keep going!
Back, back! Keep going!
Now turn, turn! Keep going,
keep going... turn, turn.
They just left you here?
I didn't think they'd do that!
Parents can't do that, you see?
That has to involve others...
something like that!
The older generation
has to protect itself.
But only against the young...
Protect itself against
the young people...
And they are still
their children...
and you mustn't hurt
the children...
you mustn't hurt the children!
To the world, the future
and those,
who will be thankful one day.
- Yeah!
A new day is like a new life.
Isn't it great to be on earth?
Is there disgust? - No!
Is there loneliness? - No!
Is there standstill? - Nooooo!
And the torture?
What you can do today,
do not delay!
Polonaise!
Filmförderung NW
and Kommunalverband Ruhrgebiet
gave a few bucks.
The old lady stepped aside
and looked at us
with such sad eyes,
with such an aghasted expression
that our lust arose...
It was the day of the scandal
when she heard the yellings
and left the house...
He live long; he live long.
To the world,
the future and those,
who will be thankful one day.
Free and easy, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Every time I see you, I know,
that we didn't do it in vain.
There is nothing better
than the young
and uncomplicated people.
Well, at least, it's his wife.
Who made her the shirt?
- She is supposed to get changed.
You're supposed to get changed,
get changed!
To the world,
the future and those,
who will be thankful one day.
A new day is like a new life.
Isn't it great to be on earth?
Do we have some music,
music, music?
- - Yesssss. - -
Free and easy, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Do we have some music?
- Yesssss.
- - Help. - -
Help. Help.
And if the saviour comes,
he will eat your folks;
and not because he's vicious,
but because they are delicious.
Mom, mom, mooooom...
No...! No...!
Do you wanna listen
to some music?
I'm gonna punch this son
of a bitch in the face.
- - Mooooom. - -
Daddy!
- Your mom is here! Your mom.
Cut it out.
Your mother... I've got the bag!
Your daddy!
The bag... I've got the bag!
Your mom!
- - Ludwig! - -
I've got the bag!
Your mom!
Mom, that's Marta...
we're playing billiard.
She doesn't do anything,
hear anything or say anything!
She collected and operated
the whole life
and we get the profit.
Stop it now, I wanna go
and show you something.
Great...! He is still the same.
Leave him alone! Why not?!
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
if I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
Bravo, bravo, well done,
well done...
bravo, bravo, well done,
well done...
That's enough now! We have to go!
- - Joe...? - -
Joe...?
Are you asleep?
Your dad and your mom
have to go away for a while
and the little soldiers
and fighters
have to be real brave now!
My moms and dads
had to go away for
a little while too
and I promised them
not to be afraid,
so they wouldn't be sad.
And when I was all alone
I said to myself
over and over again:
"Your mom and dad are doing this
just for you,
just for you, just for you,
for you, for you!"
It's time now, we're waiting.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord
my soul to keep...
Even if you disregard the
metaphysical point of view
and look at the world
rationally, ,
that is from the outside,
you still need some understanding
for the whole unity.
The struggle for existence
and for the problemchild
has to be carried on constantly.
When we think
about the struggle,
we can take comfort
with the confidence,
that war doesn't rage
without end in nature
and that the happy one,
the strong one
and the healthy one
survives and reproduces.
He live long...
Dr. De Pen, please!
You understand?
You mustn't hurt the children.
Their future is our future
and our work is their future.
Imagine there were
four generations.
We would be the Gods...
and our sons the Ischariots
and their children the cannibals.
And the others the farts.
They don't care
where they explode
You know exactly
what I'm talking about.
Mooom! Moooooooom...!
Can you get it?
Keep trying
Let me do it,
you can't do anything!
- - Help...! - -
The bag!
THE BAAAAAAG...!
The bag...!
The bag...!
- - Where...? - -
The bag...!
BAG!!!!!!
In a strong... in a strong...
You're supposed to get changed,
get changed!
Let's sing! - Yeah, let's sing!
Is there disgust? - No!
Is there loneliness? - No!
Is there standstill? - No!
And the torture?
What you can do today,
do not delay!
Polonaise...!
And if the saviour comes,
he will eat your folks;
and not because he's vicious,
but because they are delicious.
Shit... and now?
- Let's take his car!
Now this again, look at it.
Well, it's still your son.
- - Daddy! - -
The baaaag!
Do it! Do it! Bump into him!
Now I'll bump into him!
You'll get your accident!
Come on, do it!
Don't worry, you'll get
your accident!
Are you happy now?
There is your accident!
Dr. De Pen, please!
You understand? - No! Nope!
When are you coming?
- Bring me the babe!
When are you coming?
- On the field!
When? - You gotta go now!
I need you. - Oh yeah?
When? - On the field!
And Cuca? - I’ll get rid of her!
Help me!
Help me!
Most cases of suffocation
happen in good restaurants.
Never in cheap ones.
That is connected with the fact
that it's much more embarrassing
for a customer
to swallow the wrong way or,
if necessary to vomit (Puke!
Throw up) in a fancy environment.
They rather hurry
to the bathroom,
where they suffocate helplessly.
In a cheap restaurant
on the other hand,
where cabdrivers
and prostitutes walk in,
they don't mind throwing up
on the table
when they are imminent
to suffocate.
But they survive!
Evi, I'm hungry!
What else do you have to tell me?
I slaughtered my aunt.
My aunt was old and weak.
I stayed at her house over night
and dug in some boxes.
My last word:
One likes to ask the young:"...
What do you want to be?"
Me carriagedriver,
me soldier and me confectioner
you hear them say.
When I was a little kid,
all those new questions
came along my way.
I didn't hesitate
and still see their faces
when I told them I liked
desecration of the corpses.
Eat...! Evi, eat...! Eat,
Evi...! Eat! Evi... eat...! Eat!
Cuca is dead!
Now she doesn't stink any longer!
Keep going! Keep going!
Back, back! Keep going!
Now turn, turn! Keep going,
keep going... turn, turn.
They just left you here?
I didn't think they'd do that!
Parents can't do that, you see?
That has to involve others...
something like that!
The older generation
has to protect itself.
But only against the young...
Protect itself against
the young people...
And they are still
their children...
and you mustn't hurt
the children...
you mustn't hurt the children!
To the world, the future
and those,
who will be thankful one day.
- Yeah!
A new day is like a new life.
Isn't it great to be on earth?
Is there disgust? - No!
Is there loneliness? - No!
Is there standstill? - Nooooo!
And the torture?
What you can do today,
do not delay!
Polonaise!