Mayday Life (2019) - full transcript
Mayday's "Life Tour" concert that started in March 2017 and ended in January 2019 is filmed and presented in this movie version.
Like a child leaning on the shoulder
Like tears lingering on the face
You're like an angel
Lending me a shoulder, giving me strength
People Life Ocean Wild Hair shampoo
brings you a prosperous life
and voluminous hair.
The Fifth Squad's sweeping popularity
continues to rage on.
Lots of people
are playing the claw machines
to grab their limited edition
action figure.
Who's your favorite in the Fifth Squad?
Of course, it's our Mini Ming!
Stop asking me questions.
You keep asking me.
Right, indeed. That's true.
The five of them grew up
eating my noodles.
They are very smart
and always got first place in exams.
Stop interviewing me.
I don't want to be famous.
Back then, they were so skinny like...
The Fifth Squad is cutting the ribbon
at an animal hospital today.
Let's go to the live scene.
It's a great honor to have
the most handsome Fifth Squad member
to cut the ribbon for me.
- Thank you for your support.
- This is what we should do.
- Is this a puppy?
- Well, this isn't a puppy.
This is Hell Kitty, a cat from hell.
- Hell Kitty.
- I see.
They were unknown for a very long time.
This is their first time on the show.
Kangsi Coming Again
is honored to have them.
Let's welcome the five superheroes,
the Fifth Squad.
- Welcome.
- Long time no see.
When was the last time
we had hot pot together?
Time flies.
I kind of miss you.
How have you been?
LIFE IS LIMITED, BUT THERE ARE UNLIMITED
WAYS TO WRITE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
We have changed so much
after all this while.
Where should we start?
I know that you'll definitely enjoy it
by starting from here.
Sit tight.
We are about to begin.
Do you think we're running a concert here?
Are you guys there already?
Stop nagging. It's annoying.
Damn, we've been here for ages!
For me, fighting means
fighting fire with fire.
MINI MING AKA GUAN YOU, DRUMMER
I found a hundred-dollar note.
There's no need to feel anxious
about this kind of battle.
Hey.
How's your situation over there?
There are so many people.
It's as if we're in a mosh pit.
Then just think of it as a concert.
Me and my last persistence
Get ready!
Sing!
Hello, sir?
Sir, hello?
- Sir!
- Zip it.
- What time is the hot pot reservation?
- Five o'clock.
Call them and postpone it.
Do I look like I have time now?
Hey.
I want to have hot pot!
Do you have time for it now?
Damn, cheap stuff is bad.
Let's change tonight's dinner
to skewered aliens.
Stone!
It's done.
Let's just stick to hot pot.
Check out my lethal blow.
We're all determined
To get crazy until dawn
We are born to be
I'm serious
This can't wait
This can't be compromised
There have already been
Too many compromises made in life
Hey party animal
Don't look for a way out
If you can't dance
Then don't dance
Swaying is good too
Just close your eyes
And play your air guitar
Hey party animal
Don't back down
You're not alone
You have a room full of friends here
So let's get crazy
And celebrate
Don't want to be a pet
I'd rather be a monster
We're all determined
To get crazy until dawn
We are born to be
Party animals
Just be stupid for once
And do something spontaneous
We're all determined
To get crazy until dawn
We are born to be
Party animals
Party animals
Close your eyes, just close your eyes
Ask yourself
Out of countless ordinary days
Which one was the best day of your life?
And then
What was the worst day of them all?
Perhaps it gave you something
That changed your mind
And you planted a rose on a barren planet
In a jail cell, listening to music
You have just started a concert
Form a sports team with your blind dates
And go win the world cup
Maybe that was the day
The best day
The best of days
Grand or humble
Eternal or ephemeral
Hindrance in the mortal world
They are relative
You miss yesterday
Or look forward to tomorrow
Or any
Still breathing, still surviving
To live the best of today
When a wall stands
Only to obstruct all yearnings for freedom
When faith no longer stands against
The war and famine all around
When faith no longer stands against
The war and famine all around
Amidst the chaos at Lan Ling
The heavens and earth separate
As all is forgotten
I fear not a nameless grave
But more grief in the world
The night is still long
And dawn has not yet broken
I'm on a battlefield of survivors
All I hope is to see the face
I miss most once more in this lifetime
My tears have not yet dried
And my heart is still warm
What is it that continues to boil within?
This song of battle
Accompanies my arrogance with no regrets
The boundless hatred is unforgettable
And unforgivable
All these demons cannot be silenced
Or eliminated
Starving children, homeless peasants
Who is stealing from us all?
A thousand years later
You and I are still stuck in the pen
The night is still long
And dawn has not yet broken
I'm on a battlefield of survivors
All I hope is to see the face
I miss most once more in this lifetime
My tears have not yet dried
And my heart is still warm
What is it that continues to boil within?
Who sings this song of battle alone
When surrounded by enemies on all sides
The night has ended and dawn has broken
Daylights floods out the stars
Just like us, soon-to-be
Buried in the torrential flood of history
When the world has forgotten
Who my blood once boiled for
Entering battle
For aspirations of what should have been
If the world were attacked by cruelty
All I need is a phone booth
I can wear my underpants as my outfit
If you can be happy
Unfold the cloak
I'll take you flying
Who blesses me with this
Helpless power
No one can stop
Your desire to depart
Why is saving the Earth
So effortless
And yet so little can be done
For the love between you and me
Why is saving the Earth
Finally achieved with a perfect ending?
Why can I only
Watch love burns to ashes
If the world were attacked by cruelty
Who can take over my superpower?
NOT CRAZY, BUT CRAZIER
AWESOME SUPERHEROES' SELFIE
SUPERHEROES DRAW CRITICISM
FOR MAKING A HUGE MESS
We were trying to be good,
but we ended up being the bad guys.
We thought we could be superheroes,
but we found out that we can't even
manage to be ordinary.
In this large corporation called Life,
fate is our big boss.
Though we can't pick
our own life and fate,
we're lucky that we still have this group
of good colleagues and buddies
who mock each other.
Hey, how long have we been fired?
Damn. Who knows?
Since the year we got rid of the aliens,
our budget has been cut to the bone.
Where can we find jobs at this age?
I don't even have the money
to buy milk for my baby.
Gosh, world peace.
But we lost our job instead.
Heroes are useless anyway.
Shang-yi, can you teach me
how to play snooker?
Call me coach.
Gosh.
Luckily, I majored in art.
I can still work with aesthetic things.
Come on. Beautiful undergarments.
Buy one big, get one small free.
- Buy one big, get one small free.
- Hey, don't push.
Buy one big, get one small free.
Everyone can have them.
Sir, I want the 399-dollar one.
ORIGINAL PRICE: 1,799 DOLLARS
SPECIAL OFFER: 399 DOLLARS
- I want five of these.
- But...
The record store was doing just fine.
It's all thanks to you, lousy Masa.
You purchased a bunch of unpopular albums.
Hey, what are you talking about?
These are all classics, all right?
This...
Hey, why is there one missing?
Hey.
You're being paranoid.
Hey.
Now this is a classic.
Come on.
Pink Floyd is the real classic.
Hey, guys.
Show some respect.
This is the real classic.
- That's a classic?
- What is it?
- This can't be a classic!
- It's so ugly.
- It can never be this.
- Let me tell you.
Enough!
Whether it's a classic or not,
everyone has their own different opinion.
That's because you have your own memories.
I have my own biography.
As long as it's touching, it is a classic.
Fine, you're right.
Just like spicy hot pot, shabu-shabu,
spicy sausage stew, and cheese fondue.
They are all good for winter.
That's true. Back in high school,
because of spicy hot pot,
I got into a fight with my music teacher
because we were arguing
- if Michael Jackson is a classic.
- Right.
And we all skipped classes
to go to concerts.
Those who go to concerts
seem like crazy people.
People in the mosh pit area...
People in the bleachers, are you crazy?
The audience, are you all crazy?
Hey.
Who are you talking to?
You're still alive?
LIFE CO., LTD. CHIEF HUANG
Crying in the crowd
All you want is to turn transparent
You no longer dream
Or hurt or love
You have already decided
You hold it in quietly
Holding yesterday tightly in your fists
Yet the memories are
The more they hurt
The more they leave
A criss-cross of shallow
And deep cuts in your palms
You are not truly happy
Your smile is just the camouflage you wear
I stand to your left
But we're a galaxy apart
Must we really
Hold on to our regrets until our old age
And then feel a deep remorse?
You are not truly happy
Your smile is just the camouflage you wear
You have decided not to hate
And not to love
Shutting your soul
In a shell forever locked
You deserve to be truly happy
You should shed the camouflage you wear
Why is it that after losing everything
The punishment continues?
Can all the sadness end in this moment
And life begin anew
Good evening!
Good evening!
We are...
Mayday!
Welcome to Mayday's Life Tour!
Welcome!
I would like to join you
out there and feel it.
We want to feel the feeling
of standing in the drizzling rain.
Hey, I can feel it.
- Really?
- I can feel it.
- Feel what?
- Are you starting to feel it?
- I feel it.
- Guan You got it up quickly.
And you're feeling it now?
I mean he got his arm up.
No, I just said I can feel it.
Well, what are you feeling?
I feel that we can have a rehearsal
for the countdown.
Just a rehearsal, okay?
Those in the mosh pit area, is that okay?
Those in the bleachers, are you ready?
If you're ready, then let's...
The feeling is gone.
- What?
- What? Are you for real?
- What?
- Well, it really depends on the feeling.
- If you have no feeling...
- Sorry.
So, what now that the feeling is gone?
Let's discuss it with our emperor.
It's fine, we can count on
our coordination.
- Hold on.
- It's an F key.
Those on-stage don't know
what we're up to.
Let's just depend
on our coordination then.
Wait a minute.
- Hold on.
- What now?
You're feeling it again?
No, the rhythm we just sang.
That's our song, "Garbage Truck."
- Right.
- Is it a fast or slow song?
I saw some of the audience
going left and right,
and some going back and forth.
They are not in unison.
- We didn't explain.
- It was not clear.
No one is leading.
- Right, no one is leading.
- Ashin, you should lead them.
We'll guide them,
so they will make the same moves.
- I see.
- Okay.
Let's do jumping jacks for this song.
Why?
- Go on.
- Demonstrate.
- Show us.
- Monster, I want to see it.
Monster, I want to see it.
- Please?
- Give me the microphone.
- Come on.
- No.
The guitar is important.
Check it out.
"Garbage Truck" with jumping jacks.
- Okay, Mr. Chou. Please begin.
- Go ahead, Mr. Chou. Just play it.
I think you can do squat jumps as well.
- Masa was trained.
- Masa!
- Come on, let Masa do it.
- Masa!
- Do some squat jumps.
- Masa!
Masa!
Play it, sir.
I felt tricked after saying that...
That will do.
Okay, we're done with the squat jumps.
Guan You will do the push-ups. Get ready.
- Enough!
- Okay.
- Stone, get ready for sit-ups.
- Get ready.
One person left.
Ashin!
My stomach hurts.
Well...
- It's your turn.
- Well...
No, sorry.
Mayday hereby apologizes to you.
If we keep doing this,
we'll still be here when people celebrate
the New Year tomorrow.
We'll be stuck here
and our concert won't end.
Well then, how about
we sing one more song? Okay?
Yes!
Maybe one of these days
Time will really turn back
Turn back for you and me
Those easy days that we can't go back to
Perhaps there'll be a day
That really marks the end of the world
We'll propose a toast
With the nectar brewed from our memories
Bottoms up with you
If I had to choose a scene
That represent youth
What comes to mind are the tears
Blue sky, and that year at graduation
When we were crying, laughing
Hugging, and your face
Fills me with love, longing, song
And tears but I miss it so
Longing always comes all of a sudden
With no forewarning
When memories break free
From the test papers
And bust past the years before my eyes
You and I are covered in sweat,
Drinking soda by the field
We agreed that no matter what
Together, we would walk
To the world of the future
Now the world of the future is here
Why is it that your side and my side
Don't belong to the same side?
Our vow of friendship
Was as strong as Noah's ark
But as I look out at the sea, waiting
My vision is forever blurred
Maybe one of these days
Time will really turn back
Turn back for you and me
Those easy days that we can't go back to
Perhaps there'll be a day
That really marks the end of the world
We'll propose a toast
With the nectar brewed from our memories
Bottoms up with you
Bought a car, a watch
A camera over the years
But something is unreachable
And unstoppable
Life is full of compromise,
So just get drunk
We're only left with less emotion
With no maturity
Maturity is a wake-up call, an endurance
But the dreams keep fading along the way
Sometimes, there's an urge to cry
But there are no tears
Hoping you or they would hold a reunion
He's waiting for you
You're waiting for me
But who am I waiting for?
Which kids are still awake?
Whose phones are dead
In no mood to join
The day goes dark
And bright and dark again
The time is flying by
But we have no strength to catch up
Maybe one of these days
Time can really turn back
Turn back for you and me
Those easy days that we can't go back to
Perhaps there'll be a day
That really marks the end of the world
We'll propose a toast
With nectar brewed from our memories
Bottoms up with you
Eventually, that one day
We'll all become yesterday
And you're the one with me
Once in a lifetime
Through the fleeting mortal world
There will be such a day, that is today
Today is that day
Telling you the gratitude I kept to myself
And drink a toast to it together
Drink a toast to eternity
Drink it and live forever
Through the ages and times
The time has stopped
They've all returned
Those you have missed
Waiting for your arrival
The time has stopped
They've all returned
Those you have missed
Waiting for your arrival
The time has stopped
They've all returned
Those you have missed
Waiting for your arrival
Booze and beats, we're rocking and rolling
So what if I fall next to you
Each time I mess up by your side
We go like
That's the way
Only you know that I pretend to be normal
Only I admire all your evil behaviors
We're each other's bad bromance and karma
The perfect
Gang of scoundrels
That's the way of being brothers
I collect your every embarrassing moment
That's the way of being brothers
The charts of our absurdities
It's hard to forget
When everyone else
Time after time after time
Is disappointed in me
One after another after another
Is leaving me
My brother
I look up and see you by my side
Can we always
Keep on and on
Talking nonsense
And keep talking and talking
Until the sunrise
My brother
The craziest time in life
You're there all along
My brother
The best time in life
Is being brothers with you
LIFE CO., LTD.
You punched in with a cry
Baby in Delivery Room
Do you still recall everyone's blessings?
A naked baby then, a punctual man now
Stuck with meetings and files every day
Your parents are in charge
Of the first department
You just need to listen to them
Second department
Is designed for reforming idiots
Those that can study and take exams
Have you struggled? Have you rebelled?
Is it our duty knowing
How to spend one's life?
Life with limited options
Who's planning it?
For money and wealth, for fame and glory
Are you ready? Now is the time to go
Life Co., Ltd.
Never take a day off
Wherever you fall
Stay down there for a while
Dealing with frustrations
Is an expertise too
Optimize the career, minimize the dream
Maximize the odds of survival
Third department
Is doing financial planning
You need to fight with reality
Fourth department
Handles more complicated tasks
To search, to love, to find she or he
Have you ever stopped? Do you ever wonder?
Even if you get the idea
You have no solution
Life with unlimited issues and no answers
Life is like a phone call
Someone needs to hang up
Come in crying, depart with a laughter
If life is limited, how would you live it?
Life Co., Ltd.
Never take a day off
LIFE CO., LTD.
Life Co., Ltd.?
We have many problems in life.
Look for me and you'll have no problems.
What?
I can do plumbing.
I also teach calligraphy.
I do valet parking.
I'm also good at flirting.
I mean tuning the piano.
What's this?
Life's beautiful ginseng.
It's good for your health.
Live a beautiful and earnest life.
Goodness, your ginseng is too spicy.
I want to return the purchase.
Sorry, the number you've dialed
is not in service.
Please check and dial again.
It's not in service.
Please check and dial again.
Is this the so-called ginseng?
Hey, isn't this ginger?
Sir, are you scamming for money?
Hey, buddy.
Don't make it sound so bad.
It requires money to protect the earth.
"Protect the earth"?
Since the parliament canceled
the Fifth Squad's budget,
I can only raise money
by running this company.
Sir, you barely escaped death back then.
Running a limited liability company
and leading a limited life
is not bad at all.
If I give up just like that,
how am I supposed to face the predecessors
who died defending Earth?
What I'm telling you
is that life is limited,
but a lot of things are unlimited.
What are they?
Endless bills and mortgage,
breakups, naughty kids,
hard-to-get tickets,
and indefensible world peace.
Step aside.
When I barely escaped death,
I collected a lot of information
in secret.
A huge and fierce monster was discovered
in the asteroid belt
outside the rim of the earth.
Here, this is how it looks like.
500,000 WORDS WERE OMITTED
So, I earnestly request you
to protect the earth again.
Hey, I am talking to you guys.
Chief.
The beast is 40 times
the height of Taipei 101.
Are we going to give it
a foot massage or something?
Look.
Just with this crap?
What do you mean? Don't underestimate it.
Let me tell you.
I have found the enemy's weakness.
It is extremely sensitive to sound.
And what a coincidence. I also found this.
How was it? It was awful, right?
It's so awful.
Listen, let's put this in a rocket
and launch it into its ear.
- That will definitely destroy it.
- Sounds great.
- Hurry then.
- Right, launch the rocket.
Guys, please take a look in the mirror.
Tell me what you see.
Five losers?
Right. There are six losers including me.
Where can we get a rocket?
But...
You've got five lives.
Why don't we just
put our lives on the line?
Seven billion.
The death toll is estimated
to be seven billion.
Are you just going to sit and watch
all these people's lives disappear?
Life is limited,
but a biography can be written
in unlimited ways.
It depends on how you write it.
Hey.
Our record store is in the danger zone.
I'm in.
Find a chord and start singing
The forgotten time in the story
It began from an ordinary growth
Or the looks of the youths
When they first learned guitar
The stage that year
No applause, no spotlight
Along the rim of a basin
Too stubborn to give in
Arguing and reasoning
At rehearsal for days
Devour anxiety of no retreat with volume
Is there light at the end of darkness?
Would it be bright when the night ends?
Is it hopeful to become famous?
Or just ignorant arrogance?
Then what would it be?
Then what would it be?
Singing regularly in pubs
Getting to know the normality of humanity
Feeling the pressure of music festivals
Finding that battles
Require guns and supplies
A dream is to make blood
And sweat into a stew
Pouring it on the dry and poor reality
When the weight of daily trivia
Holds us down
We only realize it when we're down
In the vast wilderness
Hope begins to blossom
Through the rock-n-roll or sugarcoat
Tacky or ideal, criticize or sing along
Only look afar,
To the farthest on the road
The promised land, keep bashing
So many faces are seen
So many towns are traveled
The young man is old and weary
Looking back, where am I standing?
Straying from a stop after stop
All the hotels and airports
Interview after interview, back and forth
Eyes after eyes that are staring
Like prisons and high walls
Are the scenes
Within like how we've imagined?
Is there light at the end of darkness?
Would it be bright when the night ends?
Is it glamorous to become famous?
Or just a flame of frenzy?
Then what would it be?
Then what would it be?
I dreamed of the time
We jumped over the wall
Mandrakes blossomed along the road
Walking through
The bizarre life in bare feet
The rooftop after school
Like a crowded arena
Never think too much, just a leap of faith
The young man looks back
Smiles and tells me to keep up
The beginning of the road, who can forget?
The end of the road, who is singing?
Who will be famous?
Who will be disappointed?
But there's more that are just hoping
Is there light at the end of darkness?
The day will be bright when the night ends
Who will be famous?
Regardless of the truth
If you keep believing
What can they do?
What can they do?
You will be able to fly
You will be able to fly
Waking up at an unfamiliar place
The lens become guns and blades
The whispers become the truth
The guitar leaves the shoulder
The poet leaves the frontier
We live in a gigantic studio
The lucky kids have climbed on heaven
Tasting the fruits of success
And consequence
The innocent kids, have they changed?
The intense billboard
The bustling award show
I often get lost in the rhythm
When humanity becomes the market
When the market becomes the battlefield
How many ideals
Has the battlefield buried?
Recalling the ideals, the slim hope
Walking on a wire, my inner strength
Greatness and disguise, dust or glory
Only a fine line in between
Or a ray of hope
Every lonely sunrise, I sing alone
Silently letting the melody
Echo with my heart
Even if no one sings with me one day
At least in my heart
There is still an undisturbed place
We are in fact all the same
Unknown but full of indescribable desires
Waiting to shine once in a lifetime
Rather get hurt than feel sad
The scars would become my badge
Pin it on my heart and never forget
Pin it on my heart and never forget
Every lonely sunrise, I sing alone
Silently letting the melody
Echo with my heart
Even if no one sings with me one day
At least in my heart
I am applauding to myself
Every lonely sunrise, I sing alone
Silently letting the melody
Echo with my heart
Even if no one sings with me one day
At least in my heart
There is still an undisturbed place
Like the children
The soil that wouldn't rot
Sing again
Sing again
"CONTENTMENT"
LYRICS / MUSIC: ASHIN
How can one own a rainbow?
How can one embrace an entire gust
During the summer?
Stars in the sky make fun of people below
For never understanding
Never feeling content
What if I fell in love with your smile?
How could I treasure it?
How could I make it mine?
If you're happy but it's not because of me
Maybe letting go is truly all I can have
When a wind sweeps a kite up into the sky
I will pray for you
A blessing and I am moved
Finally, as your form vanishes
In a sea of people
I realize that tears shed with a smile
Are the ones that hurt the most
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are?
When a wind sweeps a kite up into the sky
I will pray for you
A blessing and I am moved
Finally, as your form vanishes
In a sea of people
I realize that tears shed with a smile
Are the ones that hurt the most
What if I fell in love with your smile?
How could I treasure it?
How could I make it mine?
If you're happy but it's not because of me
Maybe letting go is truly all I can have
The joy of contentment
Has me enduring
This heartache
Wake up before midnight and feel confused
The stars forget to shine
We are children, just children
Born on this ship
They talk about the ark like a small boat
The whispers flee the deck
The storm shakes the flag pole
People cut down mountains and trim clouds
Turn them into thousands
Of paddles and sails
Searching, screaming
For the unseen future
What future will we sail into?
Countless fates reincarnating
Forming countless and different compasses
When the tidal waves come crashing down
Our hands are parted, hearts defeated
Every person
Every heart
The storm
Is fleeing
The gods have left
And the ghosts are partying
Humans are struggling
Who was born into the wrong bloodline?
The wrong color?
Who dreamed of the wrong expectations?
Straying on the vast ocean
Is not loneliness
The darkest of the night
Is not yet the darkest
But the never-ending fights between humans
Pushes us to the two ends of the spectrum
The heretic, the extreme and lost regrets
What future will we sail into?
Countless fates reincarnating
Forming countless and different compasses
If only you and I were left in the world
Why do people still
Argue about the future
And trashing the present?
How should we cherish the present?
Countless intertwining autobiographies
Meeting on the vast ocean
When you look up
The thousands of gradient wonders
Has started shining
At the end of the night
The cloud
The ray of light
Like a crown
Whispering in the sunshine
Relaxed as the ocean
You move toward me
Who said greatness
Comes from being gigantic?
We exist as we are
Going through torment in order to shine
If love is not just a fantasy
"TOUGH" LYRICS / MUSIC: ASHIN
I live in the future
That you fantasized about
The enthusiasm and impulsiveness
Have now cooled down
Your tough expression
Disappears in the mirror
Leaving only traces of the passage of time
Every heart's belief, each person's fate
The individual in every story
Repeatedly asks themselves
All that you've conceded over the years
Do you ever sigh thinking about it?
What are the things
That you will never give up?
Again and again
You've swallowed the tears
Again and again
You've pieced together your broken self
Day after day, do you still believe in
The tough version of you that's living
Within the depths of your heart?
"PETER AND MARY"
You chase and you breathe
Your arrogant stubbornness
You've cried until
Your eyes and nose were swollen
You've forgotten
Like nothing has ever happened
If you could have predicted
The traps on this road
I think you would still enjoy
Making the mistakes
The places you've walked
Are called footprints
The places you can't get to
Are called longing
You've learned to pack your rebellion
Learn to hide your expressions
Taking off this mask
I want to say thank you
Thank you for being with me
Throughout the journey
Again and again
You've swallowed the tears
Again and again
You've pieced together your broken self
Day after day, do you still believe in
The tough version of you that's living
Within the depths of your heart?
The things that you believed back then
Will become a beautiful scenery today
Each time I hesitate, I won't forget
The tough version of me
That's living deep inside my heart
"TOUGH"
- We need to eat before protecting Earth.
- I'm hungry.
Order takeout then.
- Order takeout.
- Okay.
- Exactly.
- Get someone to deliver.
What's wrong? Let's go.
- My goodness.
- Hey.
Where are you going?
- Aren't we ordering takeout?
- Yes.
Don't bother.
Let's go for hot pot with this today.
Close your eyes, just close your eyes
Ask yourself
Out of countless ordinary days
Which one was the best day of your life?
- What's up?
- I'm not as rigid as I used to be.
What?
I mean my hands.
I see.
The best day
The best of days
Do you miss yesterday?
Or look forward to tomorrow?
Still breathing, still surviving
Every best of today
IT HAS TO BE COOL!
It's time to take action!
At this moment,
in this world,
there are seven billion autobiographies
still being written,
including yours.
Including yours.
In fact,
there aren't any words
in these biographies.
That's because
your actions and your way of life
- will determine who you are.
- Who you are.
You might be in danger.
You might get mocked.
You might fight alone.
You might have a bunch of best friends.
Life is limited,
but there are unlimited ways
to write your autobiography.
Your autobiography.
Unbuckle your seatbelt now
You have the talent, show it now
You can be that world-toppling
Final piece of dominoes
And also the universal puzzle's
Missing piece
Don't think that your performance
Is expected by none
It's about to get popular
The color named after you
Jalalan Jalala
Sew a piece of glitter
Jalalan Jalala
Have a passionate love
The world is detailed
How to change it
Little by little, by a thought of yours
Every best and worst time
Would force out several geniuses
Do you want to live with no surprises
Idling a whole life
Referred to as a harmless guy
On your tombstone?
Or are you too afraid to lose
And never join a game?
Just disqualify yourself
Only to find out when you're old
You never really give it your all
Every best and worst time
Is your glamorous stage
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
- Off with your watch
- Off your jacket
- Throw away your backpack
- Throw away the nagging
Out with the TV and out with the computer
Empty your brain
And away with your worries
Be it something big or something small
There's always going to be someone
Who will knock you down
Hating more, loving less
I just want to jump up higher
Jump up madder
Throw Earth behind me
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
Never again, not ever again
Let myself be held back down
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
Never again, not ever again
Let myself be held back down
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
BOBO BOSS AKA CHIEF HUANG
You've wept too tiredly
You've hurt too deeply
You've loved too foolishly
You've cried as if
The end of the world is coming
So you've been listening to slow songs
Songs that are really, really slow
And they are breaking your heart
Isn't it about time to change the rhythm?
Stop asking who's right and who's wrong
Whose credit, whose fault, who owes who
Even if it's wrong, even if it's lost
Just cheer yourself up by yourself
I don't care you're whose and who's yours
I belong to myself
Let the heartbeat pound and pound
Feeling alive
I don't care standing, sitting
Lying, resting, just be happy
Let the music pound and pound
Almost deafening
Don't bother, don't wonder
Don't wait any more, don't be unhappy
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
Life is full of breakup and reunion
Love is full of giving and taking
The road is full of twists
I still long for
The new scenery of tomorrow
Angry youths have been relieved
Single people have been in love
Tragedies have all been resolved
Every argument shows a sign of peace
Stop asking who's right and who's wrong
Whose credit, whose fault, who owes who
Even if it's wrong, even if it's lost
Just cheer yourself up by yourself
I don't care you're whose and who's yours
I belong to myself
Let the heartbeat pound and pound
Feeling alive
I don't care standing, sitting
Lying, resting, just be happy
Let the music pound and pound
Almost deafening
Don't bother, don't wonder
Don't wait any more, don't be unhappy
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
I don't care you're whose and who's yours
I belong to myself
Let the heartbeat pound and pound
Feeling alive
I don't care standing, sitting
Lying, resting, just be happy
Let the music pound and pound
Almost deafening
Don't bother, don't wonder
Don't wait any more
Right then and now
Have to implement happiness
Don't bother, don't wonder
Don't wait any more, don't be unhappy
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
Let's give a warm welcome to our chief!
Chief Huang, Huang Bo!
Sir, ever since our concert, Life Tour,
started at Kaohsiung,
it has been held at over 100 stops
in a year and a half.
You've finally shown up, sir.
Yes, I've waited for so long.
During the past year and a half,
what have you been up to?
I was busy thinking about you guys.
I am a man of my word.
I have been waiting for this day.
Yes, the day is today.
Today is the day.
We're here today to see you, sir.
You're finally back at Life Co., Ltd.
That's great. Thank you.
Actually, you guys can
get off the stage now.
- Okay, no problem.
- No...
- Bye, everyone.
- Off we go.
- Bye, thanks.
- Let's go.
Ashin, the stage is all yours now.
- You can do it.
- We'll leave it to you.
Really, this feels quite different.
I accidentally revealed my inner thoughts.
A round of applause for Mr. Huang.
Chief Huang, Director Huang!
Thank you, everyone. Thanks.
Thanks!
"PEOPLE LIFE, OCEAN WILD"
LYRICS / MUSIC: ASHIN
One day, I was wondering
What am I exactly
Or am I, after all
Nothing at all
Without a purpose every day
Yet I often try to prove
The truth is out there
Everyone else is farting
From their bottoms
I keep saying I want
A revolution every day
Even the whole world
Has abandoned me
At least I get to decide to be happy
Or sad for myself
So I say
Just let it go
I know the tide will go up
After going down
What's the big deal?
SUPERHEROES DRAW CRITICISM
BUDGET'S ALL GONE
SUPERHEROES ARE IN TROUBLE
I often give it my all
With all I've got
Yet hardly making a difference
But I've never feared
To dig out my burning heart
There is a coin in my hand
If it's tail then I would give up
Damn it, but deep in my heart
I don't want to give up at all
Even the whole world
Has abandoned me
At least I get to be happy
Or sad on my own
So I say
Just let it go
I know the tide will go up
After going down
What's the big deal?
I often close my eyes
And hear the breath of the ocean, it's you
The gentle blue tides
Telling me it's all right
Even the whole world
Has abandoned me
At least I get to decide to be happy
Or sad for myself
So I say
Just let it go
I know the tide will go up
After going down
I can't forget
No matter where my tomorrow
Will be heading toward
At least I get to decide to be happy
Or sad for myself
So I say
Just let it go
I know the tide will go up
After going down
What's the big deal?
What's the big deal?
Where will I be tomorrow?
Where will I be tomorrow?
I forgot to introduce you
to my old friend.
Life is limited,
but friendship is unlimited.
MAYDAY LIFE TOUR
UNLIMITED
MAYDAY, THANK YOU
WORK OVERTIME, HONG KONG
WORK OVERTIME
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EXEMPT EMPLOYEE
Work overtime!
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OVERTIME
Work overtime!
WORK OVERTIME NO DAY OFF
Work overtime!
WORK OVERTIME
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WORK OVERTIME
IMPERIAL EDICT
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What do you think?
Even though you're not here
I still want to ask you
The air can't speak on your behalf
Habit is like an obstinate wound
That never heals
When I think about it
It would tear up my soul
Having the photos for you to keep
And make an extra copy
The sweater has one more layer for you too
But the warmth to comfort you
When you're alone
How am I to save one more of it for you?
I wouldn't want to leave you alone
Floating alone in the crowd
I wouldn't want you to walk alone
At the time of stormy rains
I wouldn't want to leave you alone
To experience the cruelty of the world
I wouldn't want you to be in tears
Until eternity
Perhaps in the future, you will find
Someone that understands you
And cherishes you
The journey up ahead
You have to be happier and content
I wouldn't want to leave you alone
Floating alone in the crowd
I wouldn't want you to walk alone
At the time of stormy rains
I wouldn't want to leave you alone
To experience the cruelty of the world
I wouldn't want you to be in tears
Until eternity
What do you think?
Even though you're not here
I still want to ask you
It's just because I'm already used to
The satisfaction in your eyes
My only one last unreasonable demand
Is hoping you would have a happy life
I'm only asking that fate
Brings you to a whole new journey
Dashing to the realm of happiness
Don't look back, just keep going
Please forget I am still
Alone
"FINAL CHAPTER"
LYRICS: ASHIN, MUSIC: STONE
It's the final chapter
Of the autobiography
Seen all the glamour in the destiny
Blurry pupils, dried skins
They had once been so flourishing
Pick one of your favorite photos
Who was beside you
During these millions of moments
I was like you in that year
Flying
Unsettling and unable to forget
But still, I have to open my palms
Whose warmth did I hold on to?
It's getting cold
Is there someone somewhere
Waiting for me to go back to what I was?
When my cheeks were smooth
And the nights were cool
The world was crazy and love was blooming
Is there someone by my side
Listening to me talking about
The long life ahead?
In your eyes, I seem to be forgetful
It's because in my mind
I already have the one
The one who is the hardest to forget
In my times
There were still record stores
Like a museum, filled with hope
Beatles and Guns n' Roses, love and sorrow
Always singing with pride
Success is like a sand castle
And life is a wave
The waves would flush away
All the illusions
Savings and houses, struggles and desires
Becoming empty
Memories are like windows
Cold tears in the eyes
The scenery is blurred as if I'm in heaven
The lonely big bed
Who comes near my face
Is someone recalling the past
With a smile too?
Fumbling and reckless, looking so foolish
The most common days
The most humble dreams
When do we find out
What's worth cherishing?
Is someone there to tell me the truth?
Time is the biggest lie
What seems to be usual, is impermanent
The actualization of life is only
Illusions
This is the final chapter
Of my autobiography
Spending a lifetime
To write this long poem
The body is freed of pills and empty room
I walk back to the light from the crib
Is someone there who knows the place?
I can go back and be with my love
Kids are all busy, just let them be
When I'm gone, just pretend I'm flying
Flying in freedom
When I'm different
From the rest of the world
Then just let me be so
Persistence to me
Is fighting fire with fire
If I compromise myself
If I lie to myself
Although others may forgive me
I would never forgive myself
The most beautiful wish
Must also be the craziest
I am my own God
Where I am alive
Actually, seeing you today,
the feelings in my heart
seem to have become a bit different.
It's 2018 and...
And everyone seems to be a year older.
No? I guess not.
It's because I know that Mayday's fans
somehow never grow up.
Just like the guys onstage.
Stone.
Guan You.
Masa.
Monster.
We have known each other
since we were teenagers.
Look at them.
After tonight, you'll discover
from their behavior and actions
that their mental age
is similar to a teenager.
How great would it be to stay that way?
If...
If we don't have to live
in a world of grown-ups,
how nice would that be?
But what has passed is past.
The future is inevitable.
We are here in 2018.
We are here now.
Perhaps in your life,
you feel that it's different
from what you've imagined.
"Why is my future like this?"
"Why did I grow up
to be someone different
from what I've imagined?"
There's a young girl over there.
Do you want to grow up faster?
Do you?
The adults beside her
all shook their hands and said no.
Actually, growing up is really fun.
Because you'll have a bunch of friends.
Like Mayday.
They are a bit silly and immature.
You'll have a good life.
You'll have an exciting romance.
Of course, your dad won't like it.
The world of grown-ups is great.
Even if it doesn't seem so great at times,
it's all right.
When you put on your headphones
and listen to Mayday's songs,
Mayday will always be with you
like a 20-year-old.
Mayday will always be with you
like a 20-year-old!
We're now in 2018!
Even though we've become grown-ups,
we're grown-ups who can carry burdens.
We are grown-ups
with a child living in us.
Thank you all.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year!
Thank you! Happy New Year!
Me and my last persistence
Hold on tightly with both hands
And never let go
Is the next stop heaven or not?
Despite the disappointment, do not despair
Me and my proud persistence
I sing loudly in the wind
This one time I'll be crazy for myself
Just this one time, me and my
Persistence
That's right, don't worry if you love me
My stubbornness is kind
The dirtier my hands get
The more my eyes shine
You don't care about my past
You see my wings
You said a phoenix only appears
Where there has been a fire
Being upwind is better for flying
I'm not afraid of the opposition
Of ten million people
Only of my own surrender
Me and my last persistence
Hold on tightly with both hands
And never let go
Is the next stop heaven or not?
Despite the disappointment, do not despair
Me and my proud persistence
I sing loudly in the wind
This one time I'll be crazy for myself
Just this one time
Me and my persistence
Just this one time, let me sing out loud
Despite the disappointment, do not despair
Just this one time, me and my
Despite the disappointment, do not despair
Just this one time
Me and my persistence
Is it boiling?
Have you parked your ride?
I have.
- What is this?
- Parking a plane like this.
- The road doesn't belong to you.
- What's going on?
What's going on?
YESTERDAY SNACK STALL
Is it boiling or not?
Almost.
Don't we have to wait for the chief?
The chief is with his superior
and his superior's superior.
They are attending the celebration
of their superior.
Could it be that they are having
lobster and Wagyu beef hot pot
at their celebration banquet?
Come on. Here.
The best kind of hot pot
is when you're eating with your friends.
Well? It's boiling.
- Hurry up. Cook whatever you want.
- Okay.
Come on.
Throughout your life,
how many hot pots have you had?
Spicy sausage stew, cheese fondue,
lobster and Wagyu beef hot pot.
The ones that you will never forget
are always the people, not the hot pot.
This movie is coming to an end.
Maybe lives come to an end as well.
But thank you for giving me
your selfless companionship
and endless sentiment
in the story of my limited life.
By the way, which band was it
who sang that awful bomb song?
It's Mayday.
Hurry up and finish it.
I'm going to close the stall.
Hey, we made the headlines.
Holy shit. We got fired.
Aren't we ordering takeout?
Don't bother.
Let's go for hot pot with this today.
We're in the high-tech cockpit now.
It's really impressive.
A turbocharger.
- Hey, don't press it.
- Do you know how to fly a plane?
Come on, flying a plane
is just like playing a video game.
What's with the fuss? Come on.
It's time to take action!
Damn, it's more than 40 times
the height of Taipei 101.
Does that make it
4,041 times bigger, then?
News flash.
The retired Fifth Squad stood up
and saved the earth again.
They successfully defeated
the fierce monster.
- Hey.
- Hello.
You guys are eating here too?
Yes. Join us.
Sure.
Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Hey, the plane is going to be towed away.
We just saved the world, we're...
- Shut up. Show me your license first.
- License...
- You have it, right?
- License...
- What about other IDs?
- Other IDs...
Do you have it?
I have a microchip implant, will it do?
Hey, don't tow the plane!
I told you I have a microchip implant!
One, two, three.
Actually, I am a huge fan of yours.
Can I have an autograph?
On the wall?
Well, on my body.
Sure!
Say hi to your parents.
Mom, I'm on television.
Look over here.
- Hey, look. It's the real deal.
- Hey.
Kevin Tsai and Dee Hsu
look just like they do on television.
- That's true.
- Right?
Hey, will she touch my muscles?
- Pervert.
- Hey, we have a customer.
Are you buying all of these?
This is my son's band.
Please show some support.
- I see, a fellow band player.
- Yes.
Perfect timing!
- Now, with just 49 dollars...
- Just 49 dollars,
you can take this album home as well.
Well, what do you think?
It's 49 dollars.
Ashin!
To tell you the truth, I have acrophobia.
Flying here and there like this every day
is really stressful.
I totally understand.
But I'm a veterinarian.
LIFE BRAND BEAUTIFUL GINSENG
Hi, Fifth Squad.
The orphanage has received your donation.
Thank you so much.
Have a nice day.
My heart feels the weight of life
And fears to make a move
I'm not a good person nor a bad person
Just someone who dreams a lot
I don't want to swim with the current
Like a boat without an anchor
I don't want to be a cunning
And sneaky person
I'd rather just be a fool
I'm not empty-headed
I'm not a good-for-nothing
What should people do in their lives
To enjoy every moment?
I have my path and my dream
The world that I dreamed of
Is it truly just a fantasy?
Of all the road I've taken, I'm hoping
Hoping the words we've exchanged
Would be cherished until someday
Seeing all the fortunes
Without having any of it
Circumstances can fool you
Without the background and the talent
Just losing every competition
Got to see through the vanity
Get over the obstacles
And the pouring rain
Gather the courage to face my dream
And just be a fool
I'm not empty-minded
I'm not a good-for-nothing
What should people do in their lives
To enjoy every moment?
I have my path and my dream
The world that I dreamed of
Is it truly just a fantasy?
- Of the road I've taken
- I'm hoping
Hoping the words we've exchanged
Would be cherished until someday
I have my path and my dream
The world that I dreamed of
Is it truly just a fantasy?
Of the road I've taken, I'm hoping
Hoping the words we've exchanged
Would be cherished until someday
I know that there will be a someday
Let me hear your voice
Let me hear your voice
Life is formed
by many glimpses of moments.
Mayday wants to tell you this.
In a fleeting moment,
the one who once stood in front of me
as a taunting junior, Masa,
is now a father to a set of twins.
The one who was once a prodigal son,
Stone,
is now a mature and prudent man.
The one who took care of us
like a big brother, Guan You,
is still like a big brother to us.
The one who always urges us to practice,
to write and record songs,
our leader, Mr. Monster,
is still a responsible tough guy
with a heavy burden.
And I...
And I...
I am still like how I used to be.
The one who likes to dream
and always brags.
The once...
young man.
But...
I'm not young anymore.
You're the young ones.
Really.
In a glimpse, more than 20 years
have gone by for us.
In a glimpse,
we've become middle-aged men.
I don't know when exactly it was
when you first heard of Mayday.
If possible, please close your eyes now.
Try to recall
the first time you heard of Mayday.
Do you still remember
the you from back then?
All lives are like a fleeting moment.
We might not be able to come up
with a good new year's resolution,
but we know that in the future,
we can try even harder
to seize every fleeting moment.
Mayday will be there with you,
so that you can have
the best background music
in your fleeting moment.
Be it when you're falling out of love,
losing your job,
having a hard time, or being upset.
Of course, you will also have
great times like right now.
All your friends are here with you.
Mayday will be there with you
in every fleeting moment.
If you ever feel lonely in the future,
then just sing this melody in your heart.
You know it.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Mayday!
Like tears lingering on the face
You're like an angel
Lending me a shoulder, giving me strength
People Life Ocean Wild Hair shampoo
brings you a prosperous life
and voluminous hair.
The Fifth Squad's sweeping popularity
continues to rage on.
Lots of people
are playing the claw machines
to grab their limited edition
action figure.
Who's your favorite in the Fifth Squad?
Of course, it's our Mini Ming!
Stop asking me questions.
You keep asking me.
Right, indeed. That's true.
The five of them grew up
eating my noodles.
They are very smart
and always got first place in exams.
Stop interviewing me.
I don't want to be famous.
Back then, they were so skinny like...
The Fifth Squad is cutting the ribbon
at an animal hospital today.
Let's go to the live scene.
It's a great honor to have
the most handsome Fifth Squad member
to cut the ribbon for me.
- Thank you for your support.
- This is what we should do.
- Is this a puppy?
- Well, this isn't a puppy.
This is Hell Kitty, a cat from hell.
- Hell Kitty.
- I see.
They were unknown for a very long time.
This is their first time on the show.
Kangsi Coming Again
is honored to have them.
Let's welcome the five superheroes,
the Fifth Squad.
- Welcome.
- Long time no see.
When was the last time
we had hot pot together?
Time flies.
I kind of miss you.
How have you been?
LIFE IS LIMITED, BUT THERE ARE UNLIMITED
WAYS TO WRITE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
We have changed so much
after all this while.
Where should we start?
I know that you'll definitely enjoy it
by starting from here.
Sit tight.
We are about to begin.
Do you think we're running a concert here?
Are you guys there already?
Stop nagging. It's annoying.
Damn, we've been here for ages!
For me, fighting means
fighting fire with fire.
MINI MING AKA GUAN YOU, DRUMMER
I found a hundred-dollar note.
There's no need to feel anxious
about this kind of battle.
Hey.
How's your situation over there?
There are so many people.
It's as if we're in a mosh pit.
Then just think of it as a concert.
Me and my last persistence
Get ready!
Sing!
Hello, sir?
Sir, hello?
- Sir!
- Zip it.
- What time is the hot pot reservation?
- Five o'clock.
Call them and postpone it.
Do I look like I have time now?
Hey.
I want to have hot pot!
Do you have time for it now?
Damn, cheap stuff is bad.
Let's change tonight's dinner
to skewered aliens.
Stone!
It's done.
Let's just stick to hot pot.
Check out my lethal blow.
We're all determined
To get crazy until dawn
We are born to be
I'm serious
This can't wait
This can't be compromised
There have already been
Too many compromises made in life
Hey party animal
Don't look for a way out
If you can't dance
Then don't dance
Swaying is good too
Just close your eyes
And play your air guitar
Hey party animal
Don't back down
You're not alone
You have a room full of friends here
So let's get crazy
And celebrate
Don't want to be a pet
I'd rather be a monster
We're all determined
To get crazy until dawn
We are born to be
Party animals
Just be stupid for once
And do something spontaneous
We're all determined
To get crazy until dawn
We are born to be
Party animals
Party animals
Close your eyes, just close your eyes
Ask yourself
Out of countless ordinary days
Which one was the best day of your life?
And then
What was the worst day of them all?
Perhaps it gave you something
That changed your mind
And you planted a rose on a barren planet
In a jail cell, listening to music
You have just started a concert
Form a sports team with your blind dates
And go win the world cup
Maybe that was the day
The best day
The best of days
Grand or humble
Eternal or ephemeral
Hindrance in the mortal world
They are relative
You miss yesterday
Or look forward to tomorrow
Or any
Still breathing, still surviving
To live the best of today
When a wall stands
Only to obstruct all yearnings for freedom
When faith no longer stands against
The war and famine all around
When faith no longer stands against
The war and famine all around
Amidst the chaos at Lan Ling
The heavens and earth separate
As all is forgotten
I fear not a nameless grave
But more grief in the world
The night is still long
And dawn has not yet broken
I'm on a battlefield of survivors
All I hope is to see the face
I miss most once more in this lifetime
My tears have not yet dried
And my heart is still warm
What is it that continues to boil within?
This song of battle
Accompanies my arrogance with no regrets
The boundless hatred is unforgettable
And unforgivable
All these demons cannot be silenced
Or eliminated
Starving children, homeless peasants
Who is stealing from us all?
A thousand years later
You and I are still stuck in the pen
The night is still long
And dawn has not yet broken
I'm on a battlefield of survivors
All I hope is to see the face
I miss most once more in this lifetime
My tears have not yet dried
And my heart is still warm
What is it that continues to boil within?
Who sings this song of battle alone
When surrounded by enemies on all sides
The night has ended and dawn has broken
Daylights floods out the stars
Just like us, soon-to-be
Buried in the torrential flood of history
When the world has forgotten
Who my blood once boiled for
Entering battle
For aspirations of what should have been
If the world were attacked by cruelty
All I need is a phone booth
I can wear my underpants as my outfit
If you can be happy
Unfold the cloak
I'll take you flying
Who blesses me with this
Helpless power
No one can stop
Your desire to depart
Why is saving the Earth
So effortless
And yet so little can be done
For the love between you and me
Why is saving the Earth
Finally achieved with a perfect ending?
Why can I only
Watch love burns to ashes
If the world were attacked by cruelty
Who can take over my superpower?
NOT CRAZY, BUT CRAZIER
AWESOME SUPERHEROES' SELFIE
SUPERHEROES DRAW CRITICISM
FOR MAKING A HUGE MESS
We were trying to be good,
but we ended up being the bad guys.
We thought we could be superheroes,
but we found out that we can't even
manage to be ordinary.
In this large corporation called Life,
fate is our big boss.
Though we can't pick
our own life and fate,
we're lucky that we still have this group
of good colleagues and buddies
who mock each other.
Hey, how long have we been fired?
Damn. Who knows?
Since the year we got rid of the aliens,
our budget has been cut to the bone.
Where can we find jobs at this age?
I don't even have the money
to buy milk for my baby.
Gosh, world peace.
But we lost our job instead.
Heroes are useless anyway.
Shang-yi, can you teach me
how to play snooker?
Call me coach.
Gosh.
Luckily, I majored in art.
I can still work with aesthetic things.
Come on. Beautiful undergarments.
Buy one big, get one small free.
- Buy one big, get one small free.
- Hey, don't push.
Buy one big, get one small free.
Everyone can have them.
Sir, I want the 399-dollar one.
ORIGINAL PRICE: 1,799 DOLLARS
SPECIAL OFFER: 399 DOLLARS
- I want five of these.
- But...
The record store was doing just fine.
It's all thanks to you, lousy Masa.
You purchased a bunch of unpopular albums.
Hey, what are you talking about?
These are all classics, all right?
This...
Hey, why is there one missing?
Hey.
You're being paranoid.
Hey.
Now this is a classic.
Come on.
Pink Floyd is the real classic.
Hey, guys.
Show some respect.
This is the real classic.
- That's a classic?
- What is it?
- This can't be a classic!
- It's so ugly.
- It can never be this.
- Let me tell you.
Enough!
Whether it's a classic or not,
everyone has their own different opinion.
That's because you have your own memories.
I have my own biography.
As long as it's touching, it is a classic.
Fine, you're right.
Just like spicy hot pot, shabu-shabu,
spicy sausage stew, and cheese fondue.
They are all good for winter.
That's true. Back in high school,
because of spicy hot pot,
I got into a fight with my music teacher
because we were arguing
- if Michael Jackson is a classic.
- Right.
And we all skipped classes
to go to concerts.
Those who go to concerts
seem like crazy people.
People in the mosh pit area...
People in the bleachers, are you crazy?
The audience, are you all crazy?
Hey.
Who are you talking to?
You're still alive?
LIFE CO., LTD. CHIEF HUANG
Crying in the crowd
All you want is to turn transparent
You no longer dream
Or hurt or love
You have already decided
You hold it in quietly
Holding yesterday tightly in your fists
Yet the memories are
The more they hurt
The more they leave
A criss-cross of shallow
And deep cuts in your palms
You are not truly happy
Your smile is just the camouflage you wear
I stand to your left
But we're a galaxy apart
Must we really
Hold on to our regrets until our old age
And then feel a deep remorse?
You are not truly happy
Your smile is just the camouflage you wear
You have decided not to hate
And not to love
Shutting your soul
In a shell forever locked
You deserve to be truly happy
You should shed the camouflage you wear
Why is it that after losing everything
The punishment continues?
Can all the sadness end in this moment
And life begin anew
Good evening!
Good evening!
We are...
Mayday!
Welcome to Mayday's Life Tour!
Welcome!
I would like to join you
out there and feel it.
We want to feel the feeling
of standing in the drizzling rain.
Hey, I can feel it.
- Really?
- I can feel it.
- Feel what?
- Are you starting to feel it?
- I feel it.
- Guan You got it up quickly.
And you're feeling it now?
I mean he got his arm up.
No, I just said I can feel it.
Well, what are you feeling?
I feel that we can have a rehearsal
for the countdown.
Just a rehearsal, okay?
Those in the mosh pit area, is that okay?
Those in the bleachers, are you ready?
If you're ready, then let's...
The feeling is gone.
- What?
- What? Are you for real?
- What?
- Well, it really depends on the feeling.
- If you have no feeling...
- Sorry.
So, what now that the feeling is gone?
Let's discuss it with our emperor.
It's fine, we can count on
our coordination.
- Hold on.
- It's an F key.
Those on-stage don't know
what we're up to.
Let's just depend
on our coordination then.
Wait a minute.
- Hold on.
- What now?
You're feeling it again?
No, the rhythm we just sang.
That's our song, "Garbage Truck."
- Right.
- Is it a fast or slow song?
I saw some of the audience
going left and right,
and some going back and forth.
They are not in unison.
- We didn't explain.
- It was not clear.
No one is leading.
- Right, no one is leading.
- Ashin, you should lead them.
We'll guide them,
so they will make the same moves.
- I see.
- Okay.
Let's do jumping jacks for this song.
Why?
- Go on.
- Demonstrate.
- Show us.
- Monster, I want to see it.
Monster, I want to see it.
- Please?
- Give me the microphone.
- Come on.
- No.
The guitar is important.
Check it out.
"Garbage Truck" with jumping jacks.
- Okay, Mr. Chou. Please begin.
- Go ahead, Mr. Chou. Just play it.
I think you can do squat jumps as well.
- Masa was trained.
- Masa!
- Come on, let Masa do it.
- Masa!
- Do some squat jumps.
- Masa!
Masa!
Play it, sir.
I felt tricked after saying that...
That will do.
Okay, we're done with the squat jumps.
Guan You will do the push-ups. Get ready.
- Enough!
- Okay.
- Stone, get ready for sit-ups.
- Get ready.
One person left.
Ashin!
My stomach hurts.
Well...
- It's your turn.
- Well...
No, sorry.
Mayday hereby apologizes to you.
If we keep doing this,
we'll still be here when people celebrate
the New Year tomorrow.
We'll be stuck here
and our concert won't end.
Well then, how about
we sing one more song? Okay?
Yes!
Maybe one of these days
Time will really turn back
Turn back for you and me
Those easy days that we can't go back to
Perhaps there'll be a day
That really marks the end of the world
We'll propose a toast
With the nectar brewed from our memories
Bottoms up with you
If I had to choose a scene
That represent youth
What comes to mind are the tears
Blue sky, and that year at graduation
When we were crying, laughing
Hugging, and your face
Fills me with love, longing, song
And tears but I miss it so
Longing always comes all of a sudden
With no forewarning
When memories break free
From the test papers
And bust past the years before my eyes
You and I are covered in sweat,
Drinking soda by the field
We agreed that no matter what
Together, we would walk
To the world of the future
Now the world of the future is here
Why is it that your side and my side
Don't belong to the same side?
Our vow of friendship
Was as strong as Noah's ark
But as I look out at the sea, waiting
My vision is forever blurred
Maybe one of these days
Time will really turn back
Turn back for you and me
Those easy days that we can't go back to
Perhaps there'll be a day
That really marks the end of the world
We'll propose a toast
With the nectar brewed from our memories
Bottoms up with you
Bought a car, a watch
A camera over the years
But something is unreachable
And unstoppable
Life is full of compromise,
So just get drunk
We're only left with less emotion
With no maturity
Maturity is a wake-up call, an endurance
But the dreams keep fading along the way
Sometimes, there's an urge to cry
But there are no tears
Hoping you or they would hold a reunion
He's waiting for you
You're waiting for me
But who am I waiting for?
Which kids are still awake?
Whose phones are dead
In no mood to join
The day goes dark
And bright and dark again
The time is flying by
But we have no strength to catch up
Maybe one of these days
Time can really turn back
Turn back for you and me
Those easy days that we can't go back to
Perhaps there'll be a day
That really marks the end of the world
We'll propose a toast
With nectar brewed from our memories
Bottoms up with you
Eventually, that one day
We'll all become yesterday
And you're the one with me
Once in a lifetime
Through the fleeting mortal world
There will be such a day, that is today
Today is that day
Telling you the gratitude I kept to myself
And drink a toast to it together
Drink a toast to eternity
Drink it and live forever
Through the ages and times
The time has stopped
They've all returned
Those you have missed
Waiting for your arrival
The time has stopped
They've all returned
Those you have missed
Waiting for your arrival
The time has stopped
They've all returned
Those you have missed
Waiting for your arrival
Booze and beats, we're rocking and rolling
So what if I fall next to you
Each time I mess up by your side
We go like
That's the way
Only you know that I pretend to be normal
Only I admire all your evil behaviors
We're each other's bad bromance and karma
The perfect
Gang of scoundrels
That's the way of being brothers
I collect your every embarrassing moment
That's the way of being brothers
The charts of our absurdities
It's hard to forget
When everyone else
Time after time after time
Is disappointed in me
One after another after another
Is leaving me
My brother
I look up and see you by my side
Can we always
Keep on and on
Talking nonsense
And keep talking and talking
Until the sunrise
My brother
The craziest time in life
You're there all along
My brother
The best time in life
Is being brothers with you
LIFE CO., LTD.
You punched in with a cry
Baby in Delivery Room
Do you still recall everyone's blessings?
A naked baby then, a punctual man now
Stuck with meetings and files every day
Your parents are in charge
Of the first department
You just need to listen to them
Second department
Is designed for reforming idiots
Those that can study and take exams
Have you struggled? Have you rebelled?
Is it our duty knowing
How to spend one's life?
Life with limited options
Who's planning it?
For money and wealth, for fame and glory
Are you ready? Now is the time to go
Life Co., Ltd.
Never take a day off
Wherever you fall
Stay down there for a while
Dealing with frustrations
Is an expertise too
Optimize the career, minimize the dream
Maximize the odds of survival
Third department
Is doing financial planning
You need to fight with reality
Fourth department
Handles more complicated tasks
To search, to love, to find she or he
Have you ever stopped? Do you ever wonder?
Even if you get the idea
You have no solution
Life with unlimited issues and no answers
Life is like a phone call
Someone needs to hang up
Come in crying, depart with a laughter
If life is limited, how would you live it?
Life Co., Ltd.
Never take a day off
LIFE CO., LTD.
Life Co., Ltd.?
We have many problems in life.
Look for me and you'll have no problems.
What?
I can do plumbing.
I also teach calligraphy.
I do valet parking.
I'm also good at flirting.
I mean tuning the piano.
What's this?
Life's beautiful ginseng.
It's good for your health.
Live a beautiful and earnest life.
Goodness, your ginseng is too spicy.
I want to return the purchase.
Sorry, the number you've dialed
is not in service.
Please check and dial again.
It's not in service.
Please check and dial again.
Is this the so-called ginseng?
Hey, isn't this ginger?
Sir, are you scamming for money?
Hey, buddy.
Don't make it sound so bad.
It requires money to protect the earth.
"Protect the earth"?
Since the parliament canceled
the Fifth Squad's budget,
I can only raise money
by running this company.
Sir, you barely escaped death back then.
Running a limited liability company
and leading a limited life
is not bad at all.
If I give up just like that,
how am I supposed to face the predecessors
who died defending Earth?
What I'm telling you
is that life is limited,
but a lot of things are unlimited.
What are they?
Endless bills and mortgage,
breakups, naughty kids,
hard-to-get tickets,
and indefensible world peace.
Step aside.
When I barely escaped death,
I collected a lot of information
in secret.
A huge and fierce monster was discovered
in the asteroid belt
outside the rim of the earth.
Here, this is how it looks like.
500,000 WORDS WERE OMITTED
So, I earnestly request you
to protect the earth again.
Hey, I am talking to you guys.
Chief.
The beast is 40 times
the height of Taipei 101.
Are we going to give it
a foot massage or something?
Look.
Just with this crap?
What do you mean? Don't underestimate it.
Let me tell you.
I have found the enemy's weakness.
It is extremely sensitive to sound.
And what a coincidence. I also found this.
How was it? It was awful, right?
It's so awful.
Listen, let's put this in a rocket
and launch it into its ear.
- That will definitely destroy it.
- Sounds great.
- Hurry then.
- Right, launch the rocket.
Guys, please take a look in the mirror.
Tell me what you see.
Five losers?
Right. There are six losers including me.
Where can we get a rocket?
But...
You've got five lives.
Why don't we just
put our lives on the line?
Seven billion.
The death toll is estimated
to be seven billion.
Are you just going to sit and watch
all these people's lives disappear?
Life is limited,
but a biography can be written
in unlimited ways.
It depends on how you write it.
Hey.
Our record store is in the danger zone.
I'm in.
Find a chord and start singing
The forgotten time in the story
It began from an ordinary growth
Or the looks of the youths
When they first learned guitar
The stage that year
No applause, no spotlight
Along the rim of a basin
Too stubborn to give in
Arguing and reasoning
At rehearsal for days
Devour anxiety of no retreat with volume
Is there light at the end of darkness?
Would it be bright when the night ends?
Is it hopeful to become famous?
Or just ignorant arrogance?
Then what would it be?
Then what would it be?
Singing regularly in pubs
Getting to know the normality of humanity
Feeling the pressure of music festivals
Finding that battles
Require guns and supplies
A dream is to make blood
And sweat into a stew
Pouring it on the dry and poor reality
When the weight of daily trivia
Holds us down
We only realize it when we're down
In the vast wilderness
Hope begins to blossom
Through the rock-n-roll or sugarcoat
Tacky or ideal, criticize or sing along
Only look afar,
To the farthest on the road
The promised land, keep bashing
So many faces are seen
So many towns are traveled
The young man is old and weary
Looking back, where am I standing?
Straying from a stop after stop
All the hotels and airports
Interview after interview, back and forth
Eyes after eyes that are staring
Like prisons and high walls
Are the scenes
Within like how we've imagined?
Is there light at the end of darkness?
Would it be bright when the night ends?
Is it glamorous to become famous?
Or just a flame of frenzy?
Then what would it be?
Then what would it be?
I dreamed of the time
We jumped over the wall
Mandrakes blossomed along the road
Walking through
The bizarre life in bare feet
The rooftop after school
Like a crowded arena
Never think too much, just a leap of faith
The young man looks back
Smiles and tells me to keep up
The beginning of the road, who can forget?
The end of the road, who is singing?
Who will be famous?
Who will be disappointed?
But there's more that are just hoping
Is there light at the end of darkness?
The day will be bright when the night ends
Who will be famous?
Regardless of the truth
If you keep believing
What can they do?
What can they do?
You will be able to fly
You will be able to fly
Waking up at an unfamiliar place
The lens become guns and blades
The whispers become the truth
The guitar leaves the shoulder
The poet leaves the frontier
We live in a gigantic studio
The lucky kids have climbed on heaven
Tasting the fruits of success
And consequence
The innocent kids, have they changed?
The intense billboard
The bustling award show
I often get lost in the rhythm
When humanity becomes the market
When the market becomes the battlefield
How many ideals
Has the battlefield buried?
Recalling the ideals, the slim hope
Walking on a wire, my inner strength
Greatness and disguise, dust or glory
Only a fine line in between
Or a ray of hope
Every lonely sunrise, I sing alone
Silently letting the melody
Echo with my heart
Even if no one sings with me one day
At least in my heart
There is still an undisturbed place
We are in fact all the same
Unknown but full of indescribable desires
Waiting to shine once in a lifetime
Rather get hurt than feel sad
The scars would become my badge
Pin it on my heart and never forget
Pin it on my heart and never forget
Every lonely sunrise, I sing alone
Silently letting the melody
Echo with my heart
Even if no one sings with me one day
At least in my heart
I am applauding to myself
Every lonely sunrise, I sing alone
Silently letting the melody
Echo with my heart
Even if no one sings with me one day
At least in my heart
There is still an undisturbed place
Like the children
The soil that wouldn't rot
Sing again
Sing again
"CONTENTMENT"
LYRICS / MUSIC: ASHIN
How can one own a rainbow?
How can one embrace an entire gust
During the summer?
Stars in the sky make fun of people below
For never understanding
Never feeling content
What if I fell in love with your smile?
How could I treasure it?
How could I make it mine?
If you're happy but it's not because of me
Maybe letting go is truly all I can have
When a wind sweeps a kite up into the sky
I will pray for you
A blessing and I am moved
Finally, as your form vanishes
In a sea of people
I realize that tears shed with a smile
Are the ones that hurt the most
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are?
When a wind sweeps a kite up into the sky
I will pray for you
A blessing and I am moved
Finally, as your form vanishes
In a sea of people
I realize that tears shed with a smile
Are the ones that hurt the most
What if I fell in love with your smile?
How could I treasure it?
How could I make it mine?
If you're happy but it's not because of me
Maybe letting go is truly all I can have
The joy of contentment
Has me enduring
This heartache
Wake up before midnight and feel confused
The stars forget to shine
We are children, just children
Born on this ship
They talk about the ark like a small boat
The whispers flee the deck
The storm shakes the flag pole
People cut down mountains and trim clouds
Turn them into thousands
Of paddles and sails
Searching, screaming
For the unseen future
What future will we sail into?
Countless fates reincarnating
Forming countless and different compasses
When the tidal waves come crashing down
Our hands are parted, hearts defeated
Every person
Every heart
The storm
Is fleeing
The gods have left
And the ghosts are partying
Humans are struggling
Who was born into the wrong bloodline?
The wrong color?
Who dreamed of the wrong expectations?
Straying on the vast ocean
Is not loneliness
The darkest of the night
Is not yet the darkest
But the never-ending fights between humans
Pushes us to the two ends of the spectrum
The heretic, the extreme and lost regrets
What future will we sail into?
Countless fates reincarnating
Forming countless and different compasses
If only you and I were left in the world
Why do people still
Argue about the future
And trashing the present?
How should we cherish the present?
Countless intertwining autobiographies
Meeting on the vast ocean
When you look up
The thousands of gradient wonders
Has started shining
At the end of the night
The cloud
The ray of light
Like a crown
Whispering in the sunshine
Relaxed as the ocean
You move toward me
Who said greatness
Comes from being gigantic?
We exist as we are
Going through torment in order to shine
If love is not just a fantasy
"TOUGH" LYRICS / MUSIC: ASHIN
I live in the future
That you fantasized about
The enthusiasm and impulsiveness
Have now cooled down
Your tough expression
Disappears in the mirror
Leaving only traces of the passage of time
Every heart's belief, each person's fate
The individual in every story
Repeatedly asks themselves
All that you've conceded over the years
Do you ever sigh thinking about it?
What are the things
That you will never give up?
Again and again
You've swallowed the tears
Again and again
You've pieced together your broken self
Day after day, do you still believe in
The tough version of you that's living
Within the depths of your heart?
"PETER AND MARY"
You chase and you breathe
Your arrogant stubbornness
You've cried until
Your eyes and nose were swollen
You've forgotten
Like nothing has ever happened
If you could have predicted
The traps on this road
I think you would still enjoy
Making the mistakes
The places you've walked
Are called footprints
The places you can't get to
Are called longing
You've learned to pack your rebellion
Learn to hide your expressions
Taking off this mask
I want to say thank you
Thank you for being with me
Throughout the journey
Again and again
You've swallowed the tears
Again and again
You've pieced together your broken self
Day after day, do you still believe in
The tough version of you that's living
Within the depths of your heart?
The things that you believed back then
Will become a beautiful scenery today
Each time I hesitate, I won't forget
The tough version of me
That's living deep inside my heart
"TOUGH"
- We need to eat before protecting Earth.
- I'm hungry.
Order takeout then.
- Order takeout.
- Okay.
- Exactly.
- Get someone to deliver.
What's wrong? Let's go.
- My goodness.
- Hey.
Where are you going?
- Aren't we ordering takeout?
- Yes.
Don't bother.
Let's go for hot pot with this today.
Close your eyes, just close your eyes
Ask yourself
Out of countless ordinary days
Which one was the best day of your life?
- What's up?
- I'm not as rigid as I used to be.
What?
I mean my hands.
I see.
The best day
The best of days
Do you miss yesterday?
Or look forward to tomorrow?
Still breathing, still surviving
Every best of today
IT HAS TO BE COOL!
It's time to take action!
At this moment,
in this world,
there are seven billion autobiographies
still being written,
including yours.
Including yours.
In fact,
there aren't any words
in these biographies.
That's because
your actions and your way of life
- will determine who you are.
- Who you are.
You might be in danger.
You might get mocked.
You might fight alone.
You might have a bunch of best friends.
Life is limited,
but there are unlimited ways
to write your autobiography.
Your autobiography.
Unbuckle your seatbelt now
You have the talent, show it now
You can be that world-toppling
Final piece of dominoes
And also the universal puzzle's
Missing piece
Don't think that your performance
Is expected by none
It's about to get popular
The color named after you
Jalalan Jalala
Sew a piece of glitter
Jalalan Jalala
Have a passionate love
The world is detailed
How to change it
Little by little, by a thought of yours
Every best and worst time
Would force out several geniuses
Do you want to live with no surprises
Idling a whole life
Referred to as a harmless guy
On your tombstone?
Or are you too afraid to lose
And never join a game?
Just disqualify yourself
Only to find out when you're old
You never really give it your all
Every best and worst time
Is your glamorous stage
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
- Off with your watch
- Off your jacket
- Throw away your backpack
- Throw away the nagging
Out with the TV and out with the computer
Empty your brain
And away with your worries
Be it something big or something small
There's always going to be someone
Who will knock you down
Hating more, loving less
I just want to jump up higher
Jump up madder
Throw Earth behind me
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
Never again, not ever again
Let myself be held back down
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
Never again, not ever again
Let myself be held back down
A jumping, thumping, beating
And pounding heart
One second and the worries are gone
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
I'm losing Earth and now it's behind me
I just want to jump higher and higher
BOBO BOSS AKA CHIEF HUANG
You've wept too tiredly
You've hurt too deeply
You've loved too foolishly
You've cried as if
The end of the world is coming
So you've been listening to slow songs
Songs that are really, really slow
And they are breaking your heart
Isn't it about time to change the rhythm?
Stop asking who's right and who's wrong
Whose credit, whose fault, who owes who
Even if it's wrong, even if it's lost
Just cheer yourself up by yourself
I don't care you're whose and who's yours
I belong to myself
Let the heartbeat pound and pound
Feeling alive
I don't care standing, sitting
Lying, resting, just be happy
Let the music pound and pound
Almost deafening
Don't bother, don't wonder
Don't wait any more, don't be unhappy
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
Life is full of breakup and reunion
Love is full of giving and taking
The road is full of twists
I still long for
The new scenery of tomorrow
Angry youths have been relieved
Single people have been in love
Tragedies have all been resolved
Every argument shows a sign of peace
Stop asking who's right and who's wrong
Whose credit, whose fault, who owes who
Even if it's wrong, even if it's lost
Just cheer yourself up by yourself
I don't care you're whose and who's yours
I belong to myself
Let the heartbeat pound and pound
Feeling alive
I don't care standing, sitting
Lying, resting, just be happy
Let the music pound and pound
Almost deafening
Don't bother, don't wonder
Don't wait any more, don't be unhappy
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
I don't care you're whose and who's yours
I belong to myself
Let the heartbeat pound and pound
Feeling alive
I don't care standing, sitting
Lying, resting, just be happy
Let the music pound and pound
Almost deafening
Don't bother, don't wonder
Don't wait any more
Right then and now
Have to implement happiness
Don't bother, don't wonder
Don't wait any more, don't be unhappy
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
Sad people don't listen to slow songs
Let's give a warm welcome to our chief!
Chief Huang, Huang Bo!
Sir, ever since our concert, Life Tour,
started at Kaohsiung,
it has been held at over 100 stops
in a year and a half.
You've finally shown up, sir.
Yes, I've waited for so long.
During the past year and a half,
what have you been up to?
I was busy thinking about you guys.
I am a man of my word.
I have been waiting for this day.
Yes, the day is today.
Today is the day.
We're here today to see you, sir.
You're finally back at Life Co., Ltd.
That's great. Thank you.
Actually, you guys can
get off the stage now.
- Okay, no problem.
- No...
- Bye, everyone.
- Off we go.
- Bye, thanks.
- Let's go.
Ashin, the stage is all yours now.
- You can do it.
- We'll leave it to you.
Really, this feels quite different.
I accidentally revealed my inner thoughts.
A round of applause for Mr. Huang.
Chief Huang, Director Huang!
Thank you, everyone. Thanks.
Thanks!
"PEOPLE LIFE, OCEAN WILD"
LYRICS / MUSIC: ASHIN
One day, I was wondering
What am I exactly
Or am I, after all
Nothing at all
Without a purpose every day
Yet I often try to prove
The truth is out there
Everyone else is farting
From their bottoms
I keep saying I want
A revolution every day
Even the whole world
Has abandoned me
At least I get to decide to be happy
Or sad for myself
So I say
Just let it go
I know the tide will go up
After going down
What's the big deal?
SUPERHEROES DRAW CRITICISM
BUDGET'S ALL GONE
SUPERHEROES ARE IN TROUBLE
I often give it my all
With all I've got
Yet hardly making a difference
But I've never feared
To dig out my burning heart
There is a coin in my hand
If it's tail then I would give up
Damn it, but deep in my heart
I don't want to give up at all
Even the whole world
Has abandoned me
At least I get to be happy
Or sad on my own
So I say
Just let it go
I know the tide will go up
After going down
What's the big deal?
I often close my eyes
And hear the breath of the ocean, it's you
The gentle blue tides
Telling me it's all right
Even the whole world
Has abandoned me
At least I get to decide to be happy
Or sad for myself
So I say
Just let it go
I know the tide will go up
After going down
I can't forget
No matter where my tomorrow
Will be heading toward
At least I get to decide to be happy
Or sad for myself
So I say
Just let it go
I know the tide will go up
After going down
What's the big deal?
What's the big deal?
Where will I be tomorrow?
Where will I be tomorrow?
I forgot to introduce you
to my old friend.
Life is limited,
but friendship is unlimited.
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UNLIMITED
MAYDAY, THANK YOU
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What do you think?
Even though you're not here
I still want to ask you
The air can't speak on your behalf
Habit is like an obstinate wound
That never heals
When I think about it
It would tear up my soul
Having the photos for you to keep
And make an extra copy
The sweater has one more layer for you too
But the warmth to comfort you
When you're alone
How am I to save one more of it for you?
I wouldn't want to leave you alone
Floating alone in the crowd
I wouldn't want you to walk alone
At the time of stormy rains
I wouldn't want to leave you alone
To experience the cruelty of the world
I wouldn't want you to be in tears
Until eternity
Perhaps in the future, you will find
Someone that understands you
And cherishes you
The journey up ahead
You have to be happier and content
I wouldn't want to leave you alone
Floating alone in the crowd
I wouldn't want you to walk alone
At the time of stormy rains
I wouldn't want to leave you alone
To experience the cruelty of the world
I wouldn't want you to be in tears
Until eternity
What do you think?
Even though you're not here
I still want to ask you
It's just because I'm already used to
The satisfaction in your eyes
My only one last unreasonable demand
Is hoping you would have a happy life
I'm only asking that fate
Brings you to a whole new journey
Dashing to the realm of happiness
Don't look back, just keep going
Please forget I am still
Alone
"FINAL CHAPTER"
LYRICS: ASHIN, MUSIC: STONE
It's the final chapter
Of the autobiography
Seen all the glamour in the destiny
Blurry pupils, dried skins
They had once been so flourishing
Pick one of your favorite photos
Who was beside you
During these millions of moments
I was like you in that year
Flying
Unsettling and unable to forget
But still, I have to open my palms
Whose warmth did I hold on to?
It's getting cold
Is there someone somewhere
Waiting for me to go back to what I was?
When my cheeks were smooth
And the nights were cool
The world was crazy and love was blooming
Is there someone by my side
Listening to me talking about
The long life ahead?
In your eyes, I seem to be forgetful
It's because in my mind
I already have the one
The one who is the hardest to forget
In my times
There were still record stores
Like a museum, filled with hope
Beatles and Guns n' Roses, love and sorrow
Always singing with pride
Success is like a sand castle
And life is a wave
The waves would flush away
All the illusions
Savings and houses, struggles and desires
Becoming empty
Memories are like windows
Cold tears in the eyes
The scenery is blurred as if I'm in heaven
The lonely big bed
Who comes near my face
Is someone recalling the past
With a smile too?
Fumbling and reckless, looking so foolish
The most common days
The most humble dreams
When do we find out
What's worth cherishing?
Is someone there to tell me the truth?
Time is the biggest lie
What seems to be usual, is impermanent
The actualization of life is only
Illusions
This is the final chapter
Of my autobiography
Spending a lifetime
To write this long poem
The body is freed of pills and empty room
I walk back to the light from the crib
Is someone there who knows the place?
I can go back and be with my love
Kids are all busy, just let them be
When I'm gone, just pretend I'm flying
Flying in freedom
When I'm different
From the rest of the world
Then just let me be so
Persistence to me
Is fighting fire with fire
If I compromise myself
If I lie to myself
Although others may forgive me
I would never forgive myself
The most beautiful wish
Must also be the craziest
I am my own God
Where I am alive
Actually, seeing you today,
the feelings in my heart
seem to have become a bit different.
It's 2018 and...
And everyone seems to be a year older.
No? I guess not.
It's because I know that Mayday's fans
somehow never grow up.
Just like the guys onstage.
Stone.
Guan You.
Masa.
Monster.
We have known each other
since we were teenagers.
Look at them.
After tonight, you'll discover
from their behavior and actions
that their mental age
is similar to a teenager.
How great would it be to stay that way?
If...
If we don't have to live
in a world of grown-ups,
how nice would that be?
But what has passed is past.
The future is inevitable.
We are here in 2018.
We are here now.
Perhaps in your life,
you feel that it's different
from what you've imagined.
"Why is my future like this?"
"Why did I grow up
to be someone different
from what I've imagined?"
There's a young girl over there.
Do you want to grow up faster?
Do you?
The adults beside her
all shook their hands and said no.
Actually, growing up is really fun.
Because you'll have a bunch of friends.
Like Mayday.
They are a bit silly and immature.
You'll have a good life.
You'll have an exciting romance.
Of course, your dad won't like it.
The world of grown-ups is great.
Even if it doesn't seem so great at times,
it's all right.
When you put on your headphones
and listen to Mayday's songs,
Mayday will always be with you
like a 20-year-old.
Mayday will always be with you
like a 20-year-old!
We're now in 2018!
Even though we've become grown-ups,
we're grown-ups who can carry burdens.
We are grown-ups
with a child living in us.
Thank you all.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year!
Thank you! Happy New Year!
Me and my last persistence
Hold on tightly with both hands
And never let go
Is the next stop heaven or not?
Despite the disappointment, do not despair
Me and my proud persistence
I sing loudly in the wind
This one time I'll be crazy for myself
Just this one time, me and my
Persistence
That's right, don't worry if you love me
My stubbornness is kind
The dirtier my hands get
The more my eyes shine
You don't care about my past
You see my wings
You said a phoenix only appears
Where there has been a fire
Being upwind is better for flying
I'm not afraid of the opposition
Of ten million people
Only of my own surrender
Me and my last persistence
Hold on tightly with both hands
And never let go
Is the next stop heaven or not?
Despite the disappointment, do not despair
Me and my proud persistence
I sing loudly in the wind
This one time I'll be crazy for myself
Just this one time
Me and my persistence
Just this one time, let me sing out loud
Despite the disappointment, do not despair
Just this one time, me and my
Despite the disappointment, do not despair
Just this one time
Me and my persistence
Is it boiling?
Have you parked your ride?
I have.
- What is this?
- Parking a plane like this.
- The road doesn't belong to you.
- What's going on?
What's going on?
YESTERDAY SNACK STALL
Is it boiling or not?
Almost.
Don't we have to wait for the chief?
The chief is with his superior
and his superior's superior.
They are attending the celebration
of their superior.
Could it be that they are having
lobster and Wagyu beef hot pot
at their celebration banquet?
Come on. Here.
The best kind of hot pot
is when you're eating with your friends.
Well? It's boiling.
- Hurry up. Cook whatever you want.
- Okay.
Come on.
Throughout your life,
how many hot pots have you had?
Spicy sausage stew, cheese fondue,
lobster and Wagyu beef hot pot.
The ones that you will never forget
are always the people, not the hot pot.
This movie is coming to an end.
Maybe lives come to an end as well.
But thank you for giving me
your selfless companionship
and endless sentiment
in the story of my limited life.
By the way, which band was it
who sang that awful bomb song?
It's Mayday.
Hurry up and finish it.
I'm going to close the stall.
Hey, we made the headlines.
Holy shit. We got fired.
Aren't we ordering takeout?
Don't bother.
Let's go for hot pot with this today.
We're in the high-tech cockpit now.
It's really impressive.
A turbocharger.
- Hey, don't press it.
- Do you know how to fly a plane?
Come on, flying a plane
is just like playing a video game.
What's with the fuss? Come on.
It's time to take action!
Damn, it's more than 40 times
the height of Taipei 101.
Does that make it
4,041 times bigger, then?
News flash.
The retired Fifth Squad stood up
and saved the earth again.
They successfully defeated
the fierce monster.
- Hey.
- Hello.
You guys are eating here too?
Yes. Join us.
Sure.
Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Hey, the plane is going to be towed away.
We just saved the world, we're...
- Shut up. Show me your license first.
- License...
- You have it, right?
- License...
- What about other IDs?
- Other IDs...
Do you have it?
I have a microchip implant, will it do?
Hey, don't tow the plane!
I told you I have a microchip implant!
One, two, three.
Actually, I am a huge fan of yours.
Can I have an autograph?
On the wall?
Well, on my body.
Sure!
Say hi to your parents.
Mom, I'm on television.
Look over here.
- Hey, look. It's the real deal.
- Hey.
Kevin Tsai and Dee Hsu
look just like they do on television.
- That's true.
- Right?
Hey, will she touch my muscles?
- Pervert.
- Hey, we have a customer.
Are you buying all of these?
This is my son's band.
Please show some support.
- I see, a fellow band player.
- Yes.
Perfect timing!
- Now, with just 49 dollars...
- Just 49 dollars,
you can take this album home as well.
Well, what do you think?
It's 49 dollars.
Ashin!
To tell you the truth, I have acrophobia.
Flying here and there like this every day
is really stressful.
I totally understand.
But I'm a veterinarian.
LIFE BRAND BEAUTIFUL GINSENG
Hi, Fifth Squad.
The orphanage has received your donation.
Thank you so much.
Have a nice day.
My heart feels the weight of life
And fears to make a move
I'm not a good person nor a bad person
Just someone who dreams a lot
I don't want to swim with the current
Like a boat without an anchor
I don't want to be a cunning
And sneaky person
I'd rather just be a fool
I'm not empty-headed
I'm not a good-for-nothing
What should people do in their lives
To enjoy every moment?
I have my path and my dream
The world that I dreamed of
Is it truly just a fantasy?
Of all the road I've taken, I'm hoping
Hoping the words we've exchanged
Would be cherished until someday
Seeing all the fortunes
Without having any of it
Circumstances can fool you
Without the background and the talent
Just losing every competition
Got to see through the vanity
Get over the obstacles
And the pouring rain
Gather the courage to face my dream
And just be a fool
I'm not empty-minded
I'm not a good-for-nothing
What should people do in their lives
To enjoy every moment?
I have my path and my dream
The world that I dreamed of
Is it truly just a fantasy?
- Of the road I've taken
- I'm hoping
Hoping the words we've exchanged
Would be cherished until someday
I have my path and my dream
The world that I dreamed of
Is it truly just a fantasy?
Of the road I've taken, I'm hoping
Hoping the words we've exchanged
Would be cherished until someday
I know that there will be a someday
Let me hear your voice
Let me hear your voice
Life is formed
by many glimpses of moments.
Mayday wants to tell you this.
In a fleeting moment,
the one who once stood in front of me
as a taunting junior, Masa,
is now a father to a set of twins.
The one who was once a prodigal son,
Stone,
is now a mature and prudent man.
The one who took care of us
like a big brother, Guan You,
is still like a big brother to us.
The one who always urges us to practice,
to write and record songs,
our leader, Mr. Monster,
is still a responsible tough guy
with a heavy burden.
And I...
And I...
I am still like how I used to be.
The one who likes to dream
and always brags.
The once...
young man.
But...
I'm not young anymore.
You're the young ones.
Really.
In a glimpse, more than 20 years
have gone by for us.
In a glimpse,
we've become middle-aged men.
I don't know when exactly it was
when you first heard of Mayday.
If possible, please close your eyes now.
Try to recall
the first time you heard of Mayday.
Do you still remember
the you from back then?
All lives are like a fleeting moment.
We might not be able to come up
with a good new year's resolution,
but we know that in the future,
we can try even harder
to seize every fleeting moment.
Mayday will be there with you,
so that you can have
the best background music
in your fleeting moment.
Be it when you're falling out of love,
losing your job,
having a hard time, or being upset.
Of course, you will also have
great times like right now.
All your friends are here with you.
Mayday will be there with you
in every fleeting moment.
If you ever feel lonely in the future,
then just sing this melody in your heart.
You know it.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Mayday!