Male Hunt (1964) - full transcript
Antoine is about to get married to Gisèle. His friend Julien, a confirmed bachelor, tries desperately to talk him out of it, citing his own painful experiences.
-No!
-Hein?
-Stop Yelling.
-It's You who Braille.
-I Have dreamed.
-You Will soon get more than that
in your life, dreams.
Provided that..
..que your future wife ..
..te still allow dreaming.
-You're A single frustrated.
-I Retains the advantage over you
still can run.
-The Jealousy disfigures you.
Gisele is an angel.
-Elisabeth Also. Christiane also.
Marie-Hélène also.
This small brothel was,
Tonight, populated by angels.
Tony.
Do not marry.
Even in laughter.
-What time is it?
-I dunno.
-Cherche!
For once, make yourself useful.
-It Is 7 pm!
-She is broken.
9 am 30...
Ringtone.
-Oh!
-Hello?
Good morning, Mr. Monteil. Gifts.
-Well, They come!
My water.
-Your Water, your electricity,
your phone, your mistresses...
-Rends Me that. Go!
-Good.
-Oh!
What are you doing there,
..voyeuse?
-Oh.
-I hope it's not a clock.
-Name Of Zeus. What time is it?
Why not 9 am 30?
-It Could have changed in the meantime.
Phone.
-Hello!
-Don't Talk to me like that then,
Tony. Not today.
-I Only said "hello".
No, you said "hello!"
No, I said "hello ..."
-You Do not get
the opportunity to say so.
In any case, not mine.
-You Going on a trip?
-A Trip which there is no return.
The phenobarbital is next
My grapefruit juice.
-Again?
-This Time, I do not raterai me
you can be quiet.
There will be no scandal.
I will go away tactfully.
Perfectly tactfully!
I always had a lot of tact.
It is you who have told me.
-Tell, You do not have time?
-For Me, time no longer counts.
The clocks stopped
together with our love.
Goodbye My Love.
-It's That, goodbye.
And say I supported
this crazy for three months.
-Phone!
-Hello!
-What Tone, darling!
-I Said "hello."
No, "hello!"
No, darling, I said "hello ..."
Did you sleep well, my angel?
-And you? This bachelor
Boy, how did it go?
-I Was in bed by 10 pm.
-Everyone Was in bed by 10 pm.
-It Course it?
-This Morning at 7 am I was standing.
A model I wanted to finish.
I'm pretty happy.
-I'm Sure you are ready.
-Not quite.
I still have my tie to tie.
Our tie.
Our tie!
I would not like to be late.
-Late? But it is 8 h 30.
-8:30 pm? Really?
Will see! 8:30 pm.
-Tony You love me?
-Like a crazy.
-Say it to me.
-I Just told you.
No, seriously, for good.
As last night.
Antoine. You are not alone.
-What an idea!
-So Tell me that you love me.
-But of course. Why not?
-Tell him.
-I love you.
Bye darling.
Give me back my tie.
-Nails!
Oh no!
-What?
I do not want to attend
to surrender your hungry.
-The Beautiful butterfly...
Mrs.
-So What's the big day?
-The longest.
-Fernand. The table background.
Yes, my little heart.
Hello.
-Two Creams and two croissants.
-having.
-Comptoir Three Dubonnet.
-having.
-You Have everything to be happy.
A situation very above your abilities...
A physique that is acceptable...
You could stay a beautiful party.
-Here.
-Fernand.
It's coming?
-Yes.
-The wedding,
it is the Berezina recreation.
The necropolis illusions...
-Stop!
Marriage is what
differentiates man from the beast.
-You Confuse with laughter.
-I Know what I'm concerned.
I am..
..marié and happy.
It's a real little fairy.
-It's coming?
-I arrive.
He watches over my interests.
He passes me.
With the same at checkout
sézigue and the viewpoint,
..I am ready.
You should have seen me
there is not one year, I turned ugly.
I went wrong.
Bad examples, real evil.
I chose adventure.
The genre desperado, what.
Hello.
Good morning, Mr. Fernand.
-Three Sweepers.
-A bit short.
The girls are with me.
Hey, guys, I palm 100 bags.
-You Serve us the same.
-Sophie, you stay at checkout.
Germain.
These gentlemen are demanding.
-These Gentlemen...
-I Have the face like a melon.
It's my metabolism kidding.
-This Is anything to these gentlemen?
-We Told you the same thing!
When one is not gifted
for a job, we change!
Turn without me 10 minutes, I want more.
Aspirin.
-We Do not, Fernand.
I can go look for you.
-I am going.
Set me it cool.
Coup sudden brake.
-Paris-Presse! France-Soir!
Recent news!
Sir.
Ask France-Soir, Paris-Presse.
Recent news!
Paris-Presse, France-Soir!
Recent news!
Coup sudden brake.
-Rends Me the justice.
-You Wrinkled face.
What upsets you?
-It!
Two billion new taxes.
I call it more of the budget.
It is the armed robbery.
-The Tithes and the salt tax,
as in the Middle Ages.
-You With your system ..
..d'encaissement live
your tax form,
..elle must not be overloaded.
-You Reasoned small.
When you put in more side
are more wool socks.
And when there is more woolen socks,
there is no future.
Oh, the future...
-J'y Often think.
A small business...
Well, this is the collector repiquera us.
-A Final round pot, guys?
-I Will raise my counters.
Planque me that.
-Hey.
What you call a counter"?
-ben A pot.
Yes, a pot.
-J'en Had three: Flora...
Georgina...
And Solange.
My number was Flora.
She lacked ambition.
Before defend herself, she had
wandered in honest jobs.
She had caught it of lazy habits.
The day continues, I not get
to put it to him in the lemon.
Good evening, Mr. Fernand.
-Hello.
So?
When I think I trust you!
-Listening..
-listen What?
I should have let you vegetate
in your Prisunic.
When I think of evil I give myself...
The small cheap shop...
It is not easy.
I take my hours of rest
to come to see you.
It pays not the essence.
-You Are wicked.
No, I'm realistic. Realistic!
Good evening, Mr. Fernand.
-Your Investments, you're in occuperas.
Your Carbide, I will touch more.
-You Have the right.
'I leave you everything.
Instead of having your little grocery
store, you'll end up in Baloubas.
Listen, Fernand, if you allow,
I'll still go for a walk.
To improve.
-You, So... I do not know what
you did to me, I pass you everything.
My DOUBLARD called Georgina.
A nice name.
And like all Norman,
She had a taste for the countryside.
So I allowed him
the area around Saint-Mande.
-I Began to bother me.
-When We bother to work,
is that we do not like his work.
Since involved...
Oh, you know...
-My heart!
-He Feet hurt, your heart.
It would take me boots.
-The Boots, it attracts the maniac.
-I Said that issue comfort.
-The Comfort, you will have it later.
-Tell So, since at issue, our economies,
..elles are placed in the bank
or the Savings Bank?
Why not in the PTT loan?
The 3% is not my size.
Where's our dough?
Devine.
In exchange, in electronics.
-Oh shit.
-You 'Crushed?
-Yes.
-You 'Crushed?
-Yes.
Tonight I saw my banker.
-So what?
-D'après Him, the stock market is...
-If You believe a cellar...
I beg your pardon.
-Good evening sirs.
You're warmed up?
-One Foot only.
-You Will warm you while walking.
-I got it.
-When You're in a good series,
my little heart, be emphasized.
My third small subject
called Solange. The gem.
It was not the same as the turbin
two others. There, no forcing.
Everything in the distinction.
You have not seen Solange, Mauricette?
-if There is one hour.
Mademoiselle is playing?
-rather In hand.
She's at the partridges.
-It's not true?!
They dared! A woman to me.
-A You or not you,
they packed full basket.
-It Commissioner Noiret
and his team furious.
And the freedom to work?
-They Were not complex.
-The Commissioner wants all
you run to the hole.
-What Is it with him?
It is crazy? Serve me fine.
He told you about me?
-Yes. He even said:
.. "The Fernand,
I cravater the first."
-The Commissioner, I would have done
mincemeat. I was worse ..
..qu'un tiger.
-It Is 20...
-We have time.
So you've given up
to the annihilation of the police ..
..au benefit of a solution
more cerebral. Which?
-I Dropped my girls.
A real tear.
And then I looked for a job.
-If You want to go to the bank...
-Good. One two three four...
-Five, Six, seven, eight, nine...
It's brick.
-I Will go to the hairdresser.
A while ago, Fernand!
I entrust you ..
..ma daughter and the shop.
-You Eat what?
Oh, I know.
There are days when we do not know
which things taste.
-I Have a sweetbread simmering.
-I Want to abuse.
-I invite you.
-In that case.
I'll just nibble.
-It is better?
Ma foi...
-We Never the occasion ..
..of be alone.
I watch you go...
I dare not tell you anything.
-I'm Yet simple guy.
You would have something to tell me?
-I am worried about you.
I see lots of dangers.
-One must not!
The risk is my 2nd Nature.
I live in the jungle.
-You Get to the age of becoming
reasonable to think of the future.
-It's Funny you say that.
This is my problem, the future.
I even thought to Australia
raise kangaroos.
-It is far.
-We Thought the same thing!
But the kangaroo the edge of the Marne...
-If You love animals, you
may have small fish.
No need to go that far.
A trade like here,
it does require that spread.
But Dad, age...
It would take a man ..
..in the prime of life.
Gay, enterprising, dynamic...
I say nonsense.
-No. The character study,
it's my thing.
Gay, enterprising, dynamic...
-Sophie,
..tu just in Ruby?
-I Do not know if I can.
Go, ny!
Throws a bottle of scotch
to your wrinkly.
-Jolies Dating!
She is beautiful, youth!
-I am sorry. Dad came out,
I can not leave the shop.
-We Will do without you.
Ciao!
Hey, you give ..
..in the old guard.
-He's Siskin, the kid!
One more word and it was his birthday!
-Calm down.
-I Like not that we lack
of respect for the ladies!
-M. Fernand...
-What? You frequent thugs.
-It Is all your women!
When I hear, I am in pain.
-I Did not know, my boy.
I apologize.
I do not make you suffer.
-eh Well, Fernand?
-I Think that it's time
to operate the cellar.
Mr. Vech, I have the honor
ask your hand ..
..of miss your daughter.
And now, a year of happiness!
Sometimes I'm dizzy.
-On Understands that. Go.
-So, Fernand, and the counter?
-J'arrive, My little heart.
Sounds look at everything.
A trade, a woman, this is real life.
-Fernand!
And like that, 6 days out of 7.
Heaven.
-Fernand!
-Fernand...
-It's Fascinating, happiness.
-You Dare draw a parallel
between that degenerated and I!
You predict the Apocalypse me...
But you've been married.
-Justement.
You know how this happened to me?
You remember Isabelle?
The sprightly Ms. Lartois.
Lartois, dietician.
-The Aphrodisiac grated carrot...
-It Is not always
at the height of his theories.
By cons, Isabelle, it was not in theory,
..alternait outdoor sports
and most home-loving games ..
..selon a rate
quite harmonious.
Sunday hunting.
Tuesday, golf. Wednesday and
Friday, I, 17 h to 19 h.
No, there is not Isabella, but
an offshoot Isabelle, Denise.
Yes, my mistress I chose my secretary.
And not by chance.
Denise kept on chastity mystical beliefs.
It's a Wednesday my biweekly games
..and far enough Greek,
took a Roman scale.
-What are you laughing at?
-You. You're going to pay you a scotch ..
..in thou shalt make two ice cubes.
You got old boy fads.
-I Intends to retain them.
-You Would marry me if I was free?
-An Exceptional lover made a bad husband.
-Suppose That you're not
exceptional lover.
-This Would mean you have poor taste.
They ring.
-You are waiting for someone?
-No one.
Good morning, Mr. Brenaud.
Good morning, my little Denise.
-You Seem annoyed to see me.
Let us say surprised.
-You Did not expect me.
-Indeed.
-What Do we deliver day ..
..votre report
on psychophysiology?
-For God Sake,
I had completely forgotten!
Come in, my child.
You are my conscience.
-You are not alone?!
-Yes, yes...
When I'm a little sad, I put two covered.
And you drink champagne!
As much do things.
Sit back, my little Denise.
Oh, if I did not have you...
Where did we stay?
- "What are the foundations
psychobiological a corporation ..
"..sexuelle positive?"
-Sexuelle Positive...
The positive moral being, by definition,
..fondée on considerations
antithetical...
antithetical to those
being based on the requirements ..
..puritains,
..the 2nd part of our study
address this moral ..
..in its direct effects
on the plan...
-Tiens?
-Hein?
-A mirage.
I just saw blond hair, bare arms...
-You Are overworked.
Hallucinations, voltage drop,
it looks Borowski syndrome.
-On Rather say Mrs Lartois.
-What do you mean?
What would she do here, in my house?
In my bedroom?
It's buffoon.
I will see.
Do not move.
-That's it.
Ah, you're perfect!
Oh no, I beg you.
I risk my honor and reputation ..
..for that!
Honest women are really too stupid.
-N'exagérons Nothing.
-How?!
Julien, removes this right now!
-I Was not aiming your honesty,
but your impatience.
It will take me an hour.
-After that?
-Then, Your honor will be safe.
I know what you tell me...
'But I say nothing.
-Really?
Well then, let's take.
They ring insistently.
-What Is it again?
I come again.
-Where is she?
-But who?
-My wife.
She is here.
-Gaston.
Sir?
-Pr Lartois!
-L'éminent Researcher?
The apologist for rapeseed oil?
And of grated carrot.
Lean physique, vaguely
...Equivocal androgynous anyway.
Isabelle poor!
Because obviously you
the surboumeur, surfing dancer.
No business, of course.
You live an annuity.
Isabelle!
-Your Heart, Professor.
Do not abbreviate.
Science in mourning.
Consider the Academy, the Nobel Prize.
Do it for France.
-You dare?!
-You Work too.
You are on the nerves.
We do not accuse people like that.
Let us look at the facts.
Enough.
I did judo...
French boxing, karate...
And the kick in the ass, you know?
-The Rudeness does not help.
-It Simplified.
And that too!
But you are crazy! Put that.
You could kill someone.
'I have come for that.
-Do We not énervons.
Let us not be guided
by instinct. Let Cartesian.
-Soyons Cartesian.
-Oh dear...
Professor... Master...
Excellence... Hear me.
I'm psychology Are you in dietetics.
You do not have a cuckold head.
-This Is not the opinion everyone.
Read.
- "Poor cuckold."
He's laughing.
Ah!
- "Your wife dishonors you twice a week..
"..with some Julien Brenaud,
greenhorn notorious..."
He's laughing.
-Me, I despise.
Your head will roll in the sawdust
because of such nonsense?
-Surely not.
-Finally Reasonable!
-With My relationships and my rosette,
I have three years suspended.
-With My relationships and my rosette,
I have three years suspended.
If Mr. retains its place
prior to a cruise...
-Isabelle!
Needless to hide!
Isabelle. I warn you
I count to three.
Then I opened fire.
-Chéri. Make less noise.
-Who's that?
-Mlle Heurtin, ma...
-My fiancee.
You can say, big teddy bear.
That he would be ashamed of me,
the villain.
-A As graceful person.
So many youth...
Pr Lartois.
-Enchantée.
-L'enchantement Is for me.
What did I say? The rapture.
Monsieur would be ashamed! The ungrateful!
-You Are not going to start again?
-Excuse me.
But when it comes the fair sex,
..l'enthousiasme wins
Education. Marry the fast.
The wedding day... Joy...
Unsuspected delight...
Song of Songs...
I had a temper.
I agree.
The husband withdrew appeased,
but the man of the world is confused.
The work of a malicious!
Ten years of happiness!
-That's it.
Goodbye, Professor.
-Ten Years of happiness!
-My Little, you had genius.
Better, of timeliness.
-It Was natural.
-Without You, the apartment would be ..
..jonché corpses, carpet
covered in blood. Yuck!
I have to kiss you.
-I'm not bothering you?
-Hein? Not at all.
Without her, you'd be dead.
Ah... Because you have let me
slaughtered by this lunatic! Bravo!
-There Was a revolver.
-It Had to slap him.
And you are surprised that women
be in love with Steve McQueen.
They ring.
Oh, the back!
-L'homme World or madman?
-L'homme World send flowers.
We tambourine against the door.
-It Will eventually break down the door.
-Where is she?
But who that?
-My daughter!
Denise is here, I know!
-Naturally.
Ah, you confess?
-We Were working...
-You Call that working outfits?
-You Confuse Statistician and frogman.
I was dictating to Denise
a report on sexuality.
And you dare tell me that face!
To me, her father!
The practice of debauchery
you removed any measure.
Denise Ma... My darling...
My little treasure.
I offered studies in Switzerland!
She speaks German and English!
She knows how to curtsy and fondue!
And all that for being raped at age 17!
-I Never raped anybody.
-Don't Play on words!
Observe the pain of a father.
Mrs.
Sir.
-You Could introduce myself.
-Inutile, I'm just passing through.
-I would not like
that because of my presence,
..a also pretty woman...
-Thank you.
-I do not see why...
Oh, you, Silence!
I remember, your loves tip
of the world. Your eyrie...
Even your wardrobe is not safe.
-Isabelle, Do not go like that.
-It's Obviously a bit sloppy.
You would have preferred
the final act of Carmen?
The Auto Show?
You could offer the Assize Court..
..and you left the pass.
-The Assize Court?
-It Took my husband
at the end of a pistol.
-The Wrong end.
Ah, Madame kidding.
No, sir, I suffer.
Farewell.
-Isabelle Darling!
Isabelle...
The door slams.
-Élégante, Very Parisian,
but not simple, eh?
Good. Let's get back to business.
Where is the room of depravity?
That of Japanese prints.
-The Obsessions fifties
take care of themselves.
And that, these are obsessions?
Read, talking about you.
-I usually.
- "Old ninny."
He bursts.
- "Under the pretext overtime ..
"..chez Sieur Julien Brenaud
well known psychiatrists,
"..votre girl indulges in lust
in Japanese lighting.
"Expect it catches a natural child ..
"..or an Eastern disease
to intervene?"
-Me, I despise.
-Not me!
-Your Dear daughter is now
typing in my office.
There.
The door in front of you.
-I do not see..
..no one.
-But Denise... Where are you?
-Here, Darling!
Where do you think I am?
-Oh!
-It Dad.
-Rear The Japanese things!
Opium hiding!
My little girl... My child
darling... Oh, what grief!
-Any It does not matter.
-No Big deal...
-We are going to get married.
It's kind of cute.
-Mignon All full.
A question:
you are going to marry with?
-Perfect. Another question:
How do you call the police?
-The 17.
My daughter is a minor!
Corrections awaits.
-Qu'ai I done to God?
He marched enough people like that
home tonight.
Why call the police?
-To See my daughter ..
..is in your bed!
Petit: I have already found a
in the closet.
Little b: looking good,
I'll find other ..
..cachées elsewhere!
Sir!
-Now That you are called to
see you, talk to you nicely.
-Appelés To see us!
He sneers.
-The Whippersnapper
done in sarcasm? Perfect.
Dad responds. He starts
the appalling judiciary.
It's marriage or the handcuffs.
-The difference..
..m'échappe.
-You Did say the 17th?
-Adressez You directly
the sixteenth to the police.
Trocadero 88-50.
-Thank you.
♪ -Hello?
-Stop.
Mr. Heurtin.
Victim of a trap and yielding
at the most shameless blackmail,
..I respectfully request you
the hand of your daughter Denise.
-Chéri, You are wonderful!
And yet, I am taken aback.
-My Children, I leave you.
Vigilant, but not intrusive.
Sorry.
The wedding will take place in 15 days
in St. Augustine.
This will be great.
-You Can get up, miss.
-If you want. But that's silly.
Now that Dad agrees.
-What are you thinking about?
Hum?
To nothing.
I actually married that bitch.
Three months later, she was cheating on me
with a guitarist.
I divorçai. She remarried.
-With Guitarist.
-No. With a conductor.
She deceives.
-With Guitarist.
No, with me.
-Infect. Avoids any rapprochement
between our two marriages.
Between the hymen and the cloaca.
Between my Gisèle and your secretary.
Ah, Gisele... If net if right.
So exceptional.
-they Are all exceptional ..
..tant they are
our mistresses.
But when it comes to capturing
a husband, the hunt is on.
-I Have the impression of having been
much hunter hunted.
-It's you which have seduced Gisele?
-Évidemment
-96% Of women have spotted ..
..l'imbécile to marry ..
..avant it has the views.
-Gisèle Is one of 4%.
She did not see me.
Remember Walter?
In February, large rout
Legion of Honour for her.
I expected at the very Parisian touch.
Disaster! Nothing but grannies.
Having no taste retrospectives,
..I walked
to Walter's office.
I saw two legs ..
..in which extension
a daughter slept.
Strange place, strange idea.
Let me introduce myself.
Antoine Monteil.
-It's you?
-She Runs away like I was me
delivered some sprightliness.
You know me,
..I have not dropped.
I made all my expertise.
Boulevard replicas, compliments...
All this to get an appointment.
"Not if"...
Finally, it is humanized.
Okay for the next day, 5 pm home.
Naturally, I was there.
I ring... Beautiful as a god.
And she was not there.
The little brother, atrocious brat,
tells me...
-Wait It if you want.
I'm busy.
-L'amour In its infancy,
did do amazing things.
I waited half an hour.
Love is tinged with pride.
I ruminated vengeful projects ..
..lorsque beloved appeared to me.
You had forgotten me?
No, I thought you were gone.
I know you. I do not want
to be plated and crying.
-You know me?
I passed once in 4th.
Baratin, charmers murmurs...
5 minutes later we were at the movies.
-Aaah!
Sioux -Ruses on both sides of the web...
Nothing to do, impossible to kiss her.
-Oh that's not true?!
You have a stomach hell you.
It's not that you snakes
is swallowed, it's pythons.
When you arrived, the two sisters
were in search of prey.
-And this one?
-Antoine Monteil.
Single.
Bright enough head-to-head.
-Not bad.
-I You the present?
-Attends, I'm in the office.
Ah, my beautiful! My too rare!
You have not seen Walter?
-He Is in his office.
-I See very well
Sisters prepare the Cannibal ..
..the trap.
-Warning.
Monteil is also the little beast
another, but no more.
-The Ponytail and nose
owned by shining ..
..d'aussi outwit him.
Especially since I bêtifie enough.
"If we would see
Illuminated Notre Dame?"
I do not know Tony very focused
the gothic swooning.
He prefers the style Rive gauche:
the hair in figure...
The kind filthy, what.
Let us say brain.
"In love, what captivates me,
the plurality is subjective.
"In love, what captivates me,
the plurality is subjective.
"Even two, one is 6: you, me,
the one I think you're...
"That I think is,
the one you want to be..."
Oh no, it's too complicated.
-So Hair Joan of Arc.
- "Let's go to strip amateur.
"It seems that there are Boniches
who do not care to hair."
If he told me okay?
Oh no!
-To Marry a man,
you have to give him ideas.
-I Can not spend my life garter belt.
-The Poetry, it works very hard.
-J'écris Songs, I speak
the large garden of my childhood...
The poacher who almost
rape me on Christmas Eve...
-Since You really are yourself
that alone on the beaches...
-The Feet in the foam, salt on the lips.
-You Reread the Gospels
-I Am suspicious of everything.
A steak.
And girls?
"I, at age 12,
I was in love with Dad."
-We Can not be in love
Dad. Mom tried.
I think I've found your style!
Suicidal: black skirt,
black sweater, dark thoughts...
Everything disgusts you: programs
the TV, the price of mink...
Everything invites you
to throw you out the window.
-I Have not the physical.
-So You choose romantic
lost in a cruel world?
Show me a little.
No mascara.
No red nails.
No way he kisses you before 2 or 3 days.
-That's it.
-Va Soon it descends.
-After This brilliant exercise
style, Gisele was going to you,
..auréolée innocence.
'I was living an exceptional moment.
-You Was like a rat.
Horn.
-The Family in wait,
the pigeon passes the grid.
It is in the crosshairs.
The pigeon felt ..
..cuire peas.
You'll thank me.
-You're crazy!
-A little tour..
..of reflection.
So?
-We Will break ..
..the life Gisele.
You are the king of bastards. Starts.
-A Months in Greece!
Athens, the Parthenon, the islands...
The ideal honeymoon travel!
And during that time,
who it is that will keep my box?
-Too bad for you, to each his destiny.
Hold.
-What is it?
-A Unique opportunity to ventilate you.
Think carefully!
The sea air with properties ..
..réputées tonics, I was looking for ..
..fiévreusement soul mate.
Horror! I was embedded
the ghost ship.
Oh...
Meanwhile the Parthenon,
a foretaste of the splendors ..
..d'antan.
Hello Madam...
It is very rich.
Here, a known head.
Oh, she's ugly!
Ah, clean lines...
Classicism marmoréen...
Greece,
..enfin, promises.
Oh no, that's not true.
No outfit.
Ah, you're all the same.
You were still on the sun deck?
-I Need a tan.
-In The midst of these shameless?
Real exhibitionists.
I take a drink at 7 am
with the commander.
I will say two words,
its floating brothel.
-The Sun deck right away.
The sun deck.
-Page 152.
Interesting!
"The Erechtheion
is a collection reflecting...
"miraculously unit architectural...
"Architectural.
"Visitors will be captivated ..
"..par grace porches ..
"..and the exquisite finesse
decoration."
But Greece does not hold
in a book, credulous girl.
Greece is the air!
Sun!
The sea! The islands!
Greece is you. It's me.
I am Orpheus. You will be...
Phaedra -ni or Electra.
But Sandra.
-It's already good.
-I Preparing a thesis
the influence of Plato ..
..in the sculpture of Praxiteles.
You are a little Audit tour.
Antoine Monteil.
One of the best bargains the Right Bank.
And you exile you?
No, I export it.
Horn of the boat.
-You Are left without a word?
You are abominable.
Background music.
-Sandra.
Would you be my wife?
-Hein?
-Voilà The kind of sentence that
man should never utter.
-Tony.
I like You.
This is another kind of sentence
not to say.
It is unbearable way of talking.
Ah?
-It's funny. You are so
different from others.
-It's funny. I feel
to have you always known.
-Chéri.
Our air.
Ridiculous, right?
-Irresistible.
-Infantile.
-Odious.
But we, that is another thing.
-We Are experiencing climate.
-We Travel smarter.
-Close your eyes.
The door slams.
-Sandra, what does it mean?
-The Outsourcer Minos has scheduled your
rest at number 30 and not at number 27.
Good evening.
Horn.
-8:30 pm, Alarm Clock.
Think about joining Mr Monteil ..
..qui abhors
solitary breakfasts.
9:30 pm, join Mr. Monteil
for the call of the island of Ios.
Boarding for Ios.
Places are expensive.
Although tighten against Mr Monteil.
10 pm visit the village with
Antoine Monteil who shows ..
Dazzling ..d'une Culture
Mediterranean.
Midday. Diving with Tony darling.
Even thwarted by the slip
purchased on site,
..he is handsome..
..comme ancient.
2 h. Give my steps
those nonchalant and cats ..
..of my agapimou.
My agapimou speaks into poetry.
In profile, it looks like
Rimbaud or Byron.
Finally, someone very well.
-Tell Me, dear, if you have
Need a hand...
-It Is 3 pm here it's 9 am there.
-Where?
-In Miami.
I promised to call Dad.
Would you like?
-What Could I refuse you?
-It's Your first cruise?
-Indeed.
-Me, I am in my 28th.
Just with my little Hubert,
..we have done this year
Japan, the Black Sea and the Bahamas.
Oh no, the Bahamas,
it was with Georges, an artist.
I lost it in Papeete.
-I'm sorry.
-No. He remained there.
He wanted to paint like Gauguin.
I found the Carlton.
He was operating the lift.
I believed Gauguin was selling well.
All this to tell you
that the world is small.
So, I've met four times your friend.
Miss...
-Sandra Rossène.
-eh Not.
On my last trip,
..the young Brazilian who
she danced called Carole.
In Tel Aviv, her name was Sabrina.
She was a student.
'She still is.
'My old friend was forced ..
..of pay 1000 pounds
to finance his studies.
A marriage breaking trial
still extremely unpleasant.
-The Visit will not interest you?
-Yes! I commented.
-It's Not for you to do it!
-Sorry.
Of course, you do not believe me.
-No.
-So I wish you a happy end of the cruise.
There are so many women ..
..qui will ask you
qu'affection and good manners.
Those in this small cellar
I start running.
-You Are bored?
No, I am educated me.
-On Apollo?
-rather On Venus.
What is wrong?
You do not have Miami?
-Yes. It's Dad that I had not.
I wanted him to make me
a small transfer: 1 million or 2.
Without a ridiculous amount, I will
missing a great deal.
A bas-relief of the fifth century. The
antique dealer I leave it to 500,000.
I have an idea.
-Which?
-Prêtez Me this silly amount.
Buy the bas-relief in your name.
And I bought it for you. Childish.
-Exactly.
'But Tony... I do not understand.
-But if.
And I also, I understood.
Friend, okay.
Lover, I would be for.
But pigeon, no question.
-Tony, I am happy!
-Less Than if you had your relief.
-More. I will not be obliged
take your money.
This second thought was undermining me.
I was in your arms...
And you thought to rip me off.
-You think that is happiness, right?
-To Make entauler either.
-Men Are so harder, more selfish.
We are able to cheat, to lie, like you.
But we, it's killing us.
Horn.
-Sandra...
No, not Sandra.
I can not hide it from you Longer.
My name is Elizabeth.
-Elisabeth...
To-morrow we part.
You will be sad?
-It, I swear.
-Pressons!
-It Miss Hubert and 2 suitcases.
Suitcases I care.
Have you seen my rascal?
-It's Not that I seek.
-We are currently to fall behind!
Hurry.
Oh, the beard!
-The French and discipline...
-Well, Here.
I am ready.
It's your cab?
-Yes.
This is yours?
-Yes.
All this was planned, Tony.
-Of course.
-Everyone Awaits.
Shit, shit and shit!
-Really?
-We Will be maybe in Paris.
-Perhaps.
Antoine Monteil, the only man
I could not ride.
It is a memory, that.
-You Carry notes?
-It's for you.
It is very convenient.
She accompanied me everywhere. Cam
is pleased to offer it.
Door slamming.
-Elisabeth!
-Elisabeth!
Horn.
-It Yes or poop?
-You Simply visit or you intend to buy?
Hum?
Ha, ha, ha!
Fantastically ..
..spiritual!
The French, all the same.
Ah, France!
Freedom, Robespierre, decision
de la Bastille, the guillotine...
But he speaks and he did
not even present. Tino Papatakes.
Government official.
"Flic", as you say in Paris.
Ah, Paris...
-The Health, Petite Roquette...
-Ha, Ha ha!
Mischief!
Teasing!
Mr. called
Antoine Monteil?
-Antoine Lucien Michel...
Want to check?
-This Is not he wants,
is that it does just that!
-It Does not mind that I take my shower?
-Yes.
Mr. Antoine Monteil,
..there is young, he is gay,
He is French...
But he is wrong to Friend
with the enemies of Greece!
To do a little spy!
-Me?!
-Him!
-You Must be a victim a referral error.
For one awful gourance.
-Gourance...
Ah, slang!
Papatakes, he loves
Apaches, the Bonnot gang...
The defense touching the Loot!
But also...
Mata Hari.
The 5th ..
..column.
About,
..it would like to know what we
is pleased to have you here.
-I am..
..en honeymoon.
And the lady, Where?
Hum?
A honeymoon without madame,
it is rare that, right?
Go take a bath.
It, it will be searched.
-You Have a warrant?
No, a gun.
Ah well then...
-So?
Innocent, eh?
-As The lamb!
-Yes Yes Yes...
We vowed to piss Papatakes
to the end, huh?
To make her misery.
We are not very cooperative.
We're not very cute.
Not pretty.
And there, anything interesting?
-Yes. Secrets of the Red Sea.
Ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah!
-Tiens, Well...
Innocent as a lamb, huh?
And that! This is hallucinations
of Papatakes, perhaps?
-I swear...
-Be Polite!
-We Offered me that towel...
-But of course!
We made plans for the gift you
Turkey launch ramps!
It makes gift ramps, rockets and H-bomb!
And we did all jump. Boom!
It should be fun, right?
We will put the costume
and we will go and explain ..
..au defense minister ..
..que all that,
it's fun.
The spring fantasy.
What is the Latin genius, what!
The suit, quickly!
Our policy is not rich enough
for its own cars.
-And you?
What, him?
-You Are rich you?
-Oh...
He risks his life for sums...
it is pitiful.
-You Let me go, I will
leaves papers and a check.
-Never..
..Papatakes,
..there was insulted in this way.
This is the worst ..
..des humiliations.
It is how this check?
200,000.
Ah!
It is really the capitalist spit!
-400.
Hum?
To shoot tourists
..it is not
a very good propaganda.
But duty,
..this duty!
-Good, Well, 500,000.
-In the hotel.
I have to keep the towel
to study the double bottom.
With its most feelings
distinguished fantastically!
-Tell me.
You could... No.
An old taxi with a driver
mustache, you know?
You have not seen a taxi ...?
Oh, thank you.
I am looking for a grand taxi
with a mustache driver.
They all have a mustache.
Tell me, the driver who leads
the taxi is outside...
The taxi!
Come on, hop!
The two women speak Greek.
-Sandra Rossène...
Pretty... You do not see?
Bye!
Horn.
-At the airport.
-A Relief from the fifth century.
The antique dealer me inferior to 500,000.
-The 315, miss.
-Hey. Psst.
My fiancee returned Dodo...
The key.
Thank you.
-Tony...
What a wonderful surprise!
I arrive and you are there.
You are amazing.
What is wrong?
-I Almost be shot, I
am bubbled 500,000 F...
-So what?
-Where Did you steal them?
-What are you talking about?
-Plans Turkey to launch pads.
Listen, Tony...
You should loosen your
belt, relax a little...
I call a doctor?
-For Me intern!
'Come...
Calm.
I can not leave you alone.
What happened to you yet?
-You remember for offering me a towel?
-Oh!
Little bitch!
I want my 500 000 F!
-Do Not rummage in my bag!
-Aaah!
-You deceive me.
Have feedback Small bourgeois.
Eventually you will call the police.
-That's wonderful.
About Police sticky Papatakes...
-It Was to play the antiquarian.
I had it once, priest.
And to 1.5 million,
..you offer the religion department
with procession?
-Tony, It's not my fault.
This is a conditioned reflex.
When I see a man, I want to roll.
But it's over.
You want proof?
I'll tell you something.
This will be our secret.
-You Have killed someone?
I do not call me Elizabeth.
But Clotilde.
'I leave you my 500 000 F, but forget me!
Do not tell me nothing!
I keep it.
It cost me quite expensive.
-Tony!
-Oh no! No! No!
Well, "Lupin".
He's laughing.
The agent whistles.
About vehement drivers.
-The 717 M. Monteil.
Friends of Minos cruise
arriving by boat from 7 am.
An accident?
-The Streets are dangerous.
But I keep control of the sky.
Ah, there you are!
Happy?
-Please Leave this room.
-Jetez Me on the street,
to the point where you are. Thief!
-What?
-M'avez You, yes or no, left penniless?
I remember your generosity.
"I leave you with 500,000 F."
Words.
-My God, help me stay calm.
-If, At least, you bid me to dinner.
I am hungry.
-You Eat.
Greek folk music.
-I Was born to be a husband,
children, a home...
I wish I lived for one
Man, like all women.
-You Underestimate them.
Broken glass.
-What Wonderful country!
-Never A man has broken a glass for me.
-I Thought the annihilation glassware ..
..était typically Russian.
Folklore integrate us!
-This way. The oldest
Athens tavern. Bouzouki...
-We Had told me that there would
of frangines. Where are they?
Oh, it's the friend Fernand!
-M. Antoine!
I must thank you.
I did not know you had any helmet.
This is the 1st time I had
the plane. Well, I was not afraid.
-Bravo. Go...
Yes, I leave you.
-You Know this boy?
-It's A Parisian relationship.
-You allow?
-I Want to go.
Yes, we go.
-We Say it looks good.
-Garçon, Please.
I fear having lost my lighter.
And the staff is not the most attentive.
-Sorry.
-Choucard, Right? That's not
the music of everyone.
So far, the Hellenes,
they took us a bit to pass.
The sea is blue, but they are nothing.
The loose stones are vioques but
they are there for BC
I do not call that Human engineering.
While their music,
I say hat. Huh?
-You Do not may have
very keen artistic sense,
..but you have the heart.
Hubert, who was traveling with me,
..n'avait no heart at all,
but a terrible refinement.
He almost fell in syncope
front of the Parthenon.
-No kidding?!
-He Remained kneeling,
his head in his hands,
..and he cried.
-I Would not spoil your memories,
..but it's a lope.
Oh, you're uncouth!
But charming to keep me company.
I was so alone tonight.
You are on a business trip?
-It May come.
I'm here as a tourist.
In Paris, I headed
a restaurant, so Tour d'Argent.
But the staff is worried.
-I know. I wanted a hotel
famous enough, rue de Provence.
-It Surprised if I've ever been.
-moi, It would not surprise me.
She laughs.
-No!
Tony...
You are an angel. I owe you
the greatest night of my life.
I forgive you everything.
Tony, where are you taking me?
Oh, I know more what I do.
-Close your eyes.
Door slamming.
-Oh!
Ouch!
Oh dear...
It hits hard.
-1 Hour and a half... This is not true.
-Tony!
-But If it's true.
-Tony... Save me! The police
is in the hotel. She's looking for me.
I do not want to go to jail!
I will die.
-From Calm. Do not lose your head.
-You are strong. Save me.
-I am strong...
-Cachez Me.
-Or?
-There You like!
-Your Police, it would not Papatakes?
-What Are real police officers, with
full headers mustaches.
-Quick! They are in the hallway.
They search the rooms.
-No, not that!
And if one was hiding under the bed?
-Too Classic.
Come on, follow me.
Go!
-You did see?
-We Have no choice, go.
-Aaah!
We will do well to kill.
-You Prefer to die in prison?
-No, of course.
-So!
-Tony!
-Beuh!
-Thief!
Thief! My beads...
Darling! Wake concierge.
There are thieves.
-Thieves?
Fernand present, we would
pointing a lady?
Would be a bit pretentious.
-You Are grueling.
-I Can do better.
Montez.
-It's useful?
-It Can be.
-You Abuse the situation.
-It is a detail.
-How Are we going down?
-We Will descend Never again.
Elisabeth.
To tear yourself a life full of dangers,
..I authorizes you to love me.
It's a breeze.
I seduce, I hypnotized...
If there's visit not interested...
-I sleep upright.
-It Uncomfortable. Lie
this lion skin ..
I brought ..que
my last African hunting.
Ah, the snows of Kilimanjaro!
The scents of the savanna!
No, do not move!
Oh, Matisse!
But if you're broke
the figure, we held a Picasso.
Instead of this tragic fate, I offer..
..a young man better world.
One end of unforgettable cruise.
And the devil avarice, I offer..
..Athens!
What time is it?
-Less 5. You can take you back.
-Hello!
-Where you are going?
-At the mayor!
-It's not true?!
Sir renounces its independence.
-Since when you swim in happiness?
-Since 30 seconds.
Ms. Fernando, lemonade,
running, it's over!
Now I address Petrossian in for snacks.
Dunlopillo and for naps.
And Rolls Royce...
-A Because of them, I go down in the
Noon with a break in a cart!
-What Does this outburst?
Nothing, my dear.
-You 'Re crazy, right?
Oh, pack up!
-What are you saying?
-With Me, the grannies, it is silent.
Until there,
..I played man in the world,
"After you, ma'am."
But I can transfer total inhumane.
-You Gonna stop me this cart
and resume your valoches.
-On Cause, it lays down principles.
Not warm you like this.
We go down in the South,
we love, we are gays.
-But I am extremely gay.
Then roll! Not more than 120.
Yes, my dear.
-Stop Calling me "my dear."
Yes, my little heart.
Lyrics not with sound.
Thunderclap.
-M. the mayor!
-This Is no longer 500 000 F it will
I can fly now
..but every month, my salary.
And with impunity, since there is no
theft between spouses.
-Antoine Monteil, you consent
take to wife ..
..Françoise Picard?
Antoine Monteil, you consent
take to wife ..
..Françoise Picard?
-Yes.
-Françoise Picard, You agree to take...
-Yes.
-D'accord, It ends badly.
Fortunately, there is divorce.
Or the perfect crime.
-Hein?
-Stop Yelling.
-It's You who Braille.
-I Have dreamed.
-You Will soon get more than that
in your life, dreams.
Provided that..
..que your future wife ..
..te still allow dreaming.
-You're A single frustrated.
-I Retains the advantage over you
still can run.
-The Jealousy disfigures you.
Gisele is an angel.
-Elisabeth Also. Christiane also.
Marie-Hélène also.
This small brothel was,
Tonight, populated by angels.
Tony.
Do not marry.
Even in laughter.
-What time is it?
-I dunno.
-Cherche!
For once, make yourself useful.
-It Is 7 pm!
-She is broken.
9 am 30...
Ringtone.
-Oh!
-Hello?
Good morning, Mr. Monteil. Gifts.
-Well, They come!
My water.
-Your Water, your electricity,
your phone, your mistresses...
-Rends Me that. Go!
-Good.
-Oh!
What are you doing there,
..voyeuse?
-Oh.
-I hope it's not a clock.
-Name Of Zeus. What time is it?
Why not 9 am 30?
-It Could have changed in the meantime.
Phone.
-Hello!
-Don't Talk to me like that then,
Tony. Not today.
-I Only said "hello".
No, you said "hello!"
No, I said "hello ..."
-You Do not get
the opportunity to say so.
In any case, not mine.
-You Going on a trip?
-A Trip which there is no return.
The phenobarbital is next
My grapefruit juice.
-Again?
-This Time, I do not raterai me
you can be quiet.
There will be no scandal.
I will go away tactfully.
Perfectly tactfully!
I always had a lot of tact.
It is you who have told me.
-Tell, You do not have time?
-For Me, time no longer counts.
The clocks stopped
together with our love.
Goodbye My Love.
-It's That, goodbye.
And say I supported
this crazy for three months.
-Phone!
-Hello!
-What Tone, darling!
-I Said "hello."
No, "hello!"
No, darling, I said "hello ..."
Did you sleep well, my angel?
-And you? This bachelor
Boy, how did it go?
-I Was in bed by 10 pm.
-Everyone Was in bed by 10 pm.
-It Course it?
-This Morning at 7 am I was standing.
A model I wanted to finish.
I'm pretty happy.
-I'm Sure you are ready.
-Not quite.
I still have my tie to tie.
Our tie.
Our tie!
I would not like to be late.
-Late? But it is 8 h 30.
-8:30 pm? Really?
Will see! 8:30 pm.
-Tony You love me?
-Like a crazy.
-Say it to me.
-I Just told you.
No, seriously, for good.
As last night.
Antoine. You are not alone.
-What an idea!
-So Tell me that you love me.
-But of course. Why not?
-Tell him.
-I love you.
Bye darling.
Give me back my tie.
-Nails!
Oh no!
-What?
I do not want to attend
to surrender your hungry.
-The Beautiful butterfly...
Mrs.
-So What's the big day?
-The longest.
-Fernand. The table background.
Yes, my little heart.
Hello.
-Two Creams and two croissants.
-having.
-Comptoir Three Dubonnet.
-having.
-You Have everything to be happy.
A situation very above your abilities...
A physique that is acceptable...
You could stay a beautiful party.
-Here.
-Fernand.
It's coming?
-Yes.
-The wedding,
it is the Berezina recreation.
The necropolis illusions...
-Stop!
Marriage is what
differentiates man from the beast.
-You Confuse with laughter.
-I Know what I'm concerned.
I am..
..marié and happy.
It's a real little fairy.
-It's coming?
-I arrive.
He watches over my interests.
He passes me.
With the same at checkout
sézigue and the viewpoint,
..I am ready.
You should have seen me
there is not one year, I turned ugly.
I went wrong.
Bad examples, real evil.
I chose adventure.
The genre desperado, what.
Hello.
Good morning, Mr. Fernand.
-Three Sweepers.
-A bit short.
The girls are with me.
Hey, guys, I palm 100 bags.
-You Serve us the same.
-Sophie, you stay at checkout.
Germain.
These gentlemen are demanding.
-These Gentlemen...
-I Have the face like a melon.
It's my metabolism kidding.
-This Is anything to these gentlemen?
-We Told you the same thing!
When one is not gifted
for a job, we change!
Turn without me 10 minutes, I want more.
Aspirin.
-We Do not, Fernand.
I can go look for you.
-I am going.
Set me it cool.
Coup sudden brake.
-Paris-Presse! France-Soir!
Recent news!
Sir.
Ask France-Soir, Paris-Presse.
Recent news!
Paris-Presse, France-Soir!
Recent news!
Coup sudden brake.
-Rends Me the justice.
-You Wrinkled face.
What upsets you?
-It!
Two billion new taxes.
I call it more of the budget.
It is the armed robbery.
-The Tithes and the salt tax,
as in the Middle Ages.
-You With your system ..
..d'encaissement live
your tax form,
..elle must not be overloaded.
-You Reasoned small.
When you put in more side
are more wool socks.
And when there is more woolen socks,
there is no future.
Oh, the future...
-J'y Often think.
A small business...
Well, this is the collector repiquera us.
-A Final round pot, guys?
-I Will raise my counters.
Planque me that.
-Hey.
What you call a counter"?
-ben A pot.
Yes, a pot.
-J'en Had three: Flora...
Georgina...
And Solange.
My number was Flora.
She lacked ambition.
Before defend herself, she had
wandered in honest jobs.
She had caught it of lazy habits.
The day continues, I not get
to put it to him in the lemon.
Good evening, Mr. Fernand.
-Hello.
So?
When I think I trust you!
-Listening..
-listen What?
I should have let you vegetate
in your Prisunic.
When I think of evil I give myself...
The small cheap shop...
It is not easy.
I take my hours of rest
to come to see you.
It pays not the essence.
-You Are wicked.
No, I'm realistic. Realistic!
Good evening, Mr. Fernand.
-Your Investments, you're in occuperas.
Your Carbide, I will touch more.
-You Have the right.
'I leave you everything.
Instead of having your little grocery
store, you'll end up in Baloubas.
Listen, Fernand, if you allow,
I'll still go for a walk.
To improve.
-You, So... I do not know what
you did to me, I pass you everything.
My DOUBLARD called Georgina.
A nice name.
And like all Norman,
She had a taste for the countryside.
So I allowed him
the area around Saint-Mande.
-I Began to bother me.
-When We bother to work,
is that we do not like his work.
Since involved...
Oh, you know...
-My heart!
-He Feet hurt, your heart.
It would take me boots.
-The Boots, it attracts the maniac.
-I Said that issue comfort.
-The Comfort, you will have it later.
-Tell So, since at issue, our economies,
..elles are placed in the bank
or the Savings Bank?
Why not in the PTT loan?
The 3% is not my size.
Where's our dough?
Devine.
In exchange, in electronics.
-Oh shit.
-You 'Crushed?
-Yes.
-You 'Crushed?
-Yes.
Tonight I saw my banker.
-So what?
-D'après Him, the stock market is...
-If You believe a cellar...
I beg your pardon.
-Good evening sirs.
You're warmed up?
-One Foot only.
-You Will warm you while walking.
-I got it.
-When You're in a good series,
my little heart, be emphasized.
My third small subject
called Solange. The gem.
It was not the same as the turbin
two others. There, no forcing.
Everything in the distinction.
You have not seen Solange, Mauricette?
-if There is one hour.
Mademoiselle is playing?
-rather In hand.
She's at the partridges.
-It's not true?!
They dared! A woman to me.
-A You or not you,
they packed full basket.
-It Commissioner Noiret
and his team furious.
And the freedom to work?
-They Were not complex.
-The Commissioner wants all
you run to the hole.
-What Is it with him?
It is crazy? Serve me fine.
He told you about me?
-Yes. He even said:
.. "The Fernand,
I cravater the first."
-The Commissioner, I would have done
mincemeat. I was worse ..
..qu'un tiger.
-It Is 20...
-We have time.
So you've given up
to the annihilation of the police ..
..au benefit of a solution
more cerebral. Which?
-I Dropped my girls.
A real tear.
And then I looked for a job.
-If You want to go to the bank...
-Good. One two three four...
-Five, Six, seven, eight, nine...
It's brick.
-I Will go to the hairdresser.
A while ago, Fernand!
I entrust you ..
..ma daughter and the shop.
-You Eat what?
Oh, I know.
There are days when we do not know
which things taste.
-I Have a sweetbread simmering.
-I Want to abuse.
-I invite you.
-In that case.
I'll just nibble.
-It is better?
Ma foi...
-We Never the occasion ..
..of be alone.
I watch you go...
I dare not tell you anything.
-I'm Yet simple guy.
You would have something to tell me?
-I am worried about you.
I see lots of dangers.
-One must not!
The risk is my 2nd Nature.
I live in the jungle.
-You Get to the age of becoming
reasonable to think of the future.
-It's Funny you say that.
This is my problem, the future.
I even thought to Australia
raise kangaroos.
-It is far.
-We Thought the same thing!
But the kangaroo the edge of the Marne...
-If You love animals, you
may have small fish.
No need to go that far.
A trade like here,
it does require that spread.
But Dad, age...
It would take a man ..
..in the prime of life.
Gay, enterprising, dynamic...
I say nonsense.
-No. The character study,
it's my thing.
Gay, enterprising, dynamic...
-Sophie,
..tu just in Ruby?
-I Do not know if I can.
Go, ny!
Throws a bottle of scotch
to your wrinkly.
-Jolies Dating!
She is beautiful, youth!
-I am sorry. Dad came out,
I can not leave the shop.
-We Will do without you.
Ciao!
Hey, you give ..
..in the old guard.
-He's Siskin, the kid!
One more word and it was his birthday!
-Calm down.
-I Like not that we lack
of respect for the ladies!
-M. Fernand...
-What? You frequent thugs.
-It Is all your women!
When I hear, I am in pain.
-I Did not know, my boy.
I apologize.
I do not make you suffer.
-eh Well, Fernand?
-I Think that it's time
to operate the cellar.
Mr. Vech, I have the honor
ask your hand ..
..of miss your daughter.
And now, a year of happiness!
Sometimes I'm dizzy.
-On Understands that. Go.
-So, Fernand, and the counter?
-J'arrive, My little heart.
Sounds look at everything.
A trade, a woman, this is real life.
-Fernand!
And like that, 6 days out of 7.
Heaven.
-Fernand!
-Fernand...
-It's Fascinating, happiness.
-You Dare draw a parallel
between that degenerated and I!
You predict the Apocalypse me...
But you've been married.
-Justement.
You know how this happened to me?
You remember Isabelle?
The sprightly Ms. Lartois.
Lartois, dietician.
-The Aphrodisiac grated carrot...
-It Is not always
at the height of his theories.
By cons, Isabelle, it was not in theory,
..alternait outdoor sports
and most home-loving games ..
..selon a rate
quite harmonious.
Sunday hunting.
Tuesday, golf. Wednesday and
Friday, I, 17 h to 19 h.
No, there is not Isabella, but
an offshoot Isabelle, Denise.
Yes, my mistress I chose my secretary.
And not by chance.
Denise kept on chastity mystical beliefs.
It's a Wednesday my biweekly games
..and far enough Greek,
took a Roman scale.
-What are you laughing at?
-You. You're going to pay you a scotch ..
..in thou shalt make two ice cubes.
You got old boy fads.
-I Intends to retain them.
-You Would marry me if I was free?
-An Exceptional lover made a bad husband.
-Suppose That you're not
exceptional lover.
-This Would mean you have poor taste.
They ring.
-You are waiting for someone?
-No one.
Good morning, Mr. Brenaud.
Good morning, my little Denise.
-You Seem annoyed to see me.
Let us say surprised.
-You Did not expect me.
-Indeed.
-What Do we deliver day ..
..votre report
on psychophysiology?
-For God Sake,
I had completely forgotten!
Come in, my child.
You are my conscience.
-You are not alone?!
-Yes, yes...
When I'm a little sad, I put two covered.
And you drink champagne!
As much do things.
Sit back, my little Denise.
Oh, if I did not have you...
Where did we stay?
- "What are the foundations
psychobiological a corporation ..
"..sexuelle positive?"
-Sexuelle Positive...
The positive moral being, by definition,
..fondée on considerations
antithetical...
antithetical to those
being based on the requirements ..
..puritains,
..the 2nd part of our study
address this moral ..
..in its direct effects
on the plan...
-Tiens?
-Hein?
-A mirage.
I just saw blond hair, bare arms...
-You Are overworked.
Hallucinations, voltage drop,
it looks Borowski syndrome.
-On Rather say Mrs Lartois.
-What do you mean?
What would she do here, in my house?
In my bedroom?
It's buffoon.
I will see.
Do not move.
-That's it.
Ah, you're perfect!
Oh no, I beg you.
I risk my honor and reputation ..
..for that!
Honest women are really too stupid.
-N'exagérons Nothing.
-How?!
Julien, removes this right now!
-I Was not aiming your honesty,
but your impatience.
It will take me an hour.
-After that?
-Then, Your honor will be safe.
I know what you tell me...
'But I say nothing.
-Really?
Well then, let's take.
They ring insistently.
-What Is it again?
I come again.
-Where is she?
-But who?
-My wife.
She is here.
-Gaston.
Sir?
-Pr Lartois!
-L'éminent Researcher?
The apologist for rapeseed oil?
And of grated carrot.
Lean physique, vaguely
...Equivocal androgynous anyway.
Isabelle poor!
Because obviously you
the surboumeur, surfing dancer.
No business, of course.
You live an annuity.
Isabelle!
-Your Heart, Professor.
Do not abbreviate.
Science in mourning.
Consider the Academy, the Nobel Prize.
Do it for France.
-You dare?!
-You Work too.
You are on the nerves.
We do not accuse people like that.
Let us look at the facts.
Enough.
I did judo...
French boxing, karate...
And the kick in the ass, you know?
-The Rudeness does not help.
-It Simplified.
And that too!
But you are crazy! Put that.
You could kill someone.
'I have come for that.
-Do We not énervons.
Let us not be guided
by instinct. Let Cartesian.
-Soyons Cartesian.
-Oh dear...
Professor... Master...
Excellence... Hear me.
I'm psychology Are you in dietetics.
You do not have a cuckold head.
-This Is not the opinion everyone.
Read.
- "Poor cuckold."
He's laughing.
Ah!
- "Your wife dishonors you twice a week..
"..with some Julien Brenaud,
greenhorn notorious..."
He's laughing.
-Me, I despise.
Your head will roll in the sawdust
because of such nonsense?
-Surely not.
-Finally Reasonable!
-With My relationships and my rosette,
I have three years suspended.
-With My relationships and my rosette,
I have three years suspended.
If Mr. retains its place
prior to a cruise...
-Isabelle!
Needless to hide!
Isabelle. I warn you
I count to three.
Then I opened fire.
-Chéri. Make less noise.
-Who's that?
-Mlle Heurtin, ma...
-My fiancee.
You can say, big teddy bear.
That he would be ashamed of me,
the villain.
-A As graceful person.
So many youth...
Pr Lartois.
-Enchantée.
-L'enchantement Is for me.
What did I say? The rapture.
Monsieur would be ashamed! The ungrateful!
-You Are not going to start again?
-Excuse me.
But when it comes the fair sex,
..l'enthousiasme wins
Education. Marry the fast.
The wedding day... Joy...
Unsuspected delight...
Song of Songs...
I had a temper.
I agree.
The husband withdrew appeased,
but the man of the world is confused.
The work of a malicious!
Ten years of happiness!
-That's it.
Goodbye, Professor.
-Ten Years of happiness!
-My Little, you had genius.
Better, of timeliness.
-It Was natural.
-Without You, the apartment would be ..
..jonché corpses, carpet
covered in blood. Yuck!
I have to kiss you.
-I'm not bothering you?
-Hein? Not at all.
Without her, you'd be dead.
Ah... Because you have let me
slaughtered by this lunatic! Bravo!
-There Was a revolver.
-It Had to slap him.
And you are surprised that women
be in love with Steve McQueen.
They ring.
Oh, the back!
-L'homme World or madman?
-L'homme World send flowers.
We tambourine against the door.
-It Will eventually break down the door.
-Where is she?
But who that?
-My daughter!
Denise is here, I know!
-Naturally.
Ah, you confess?
-We Were working...
-You Call that working outfits?
-You Confuse Statistician and frogman.
I was dictating to Denise
a report on sexuality.
And you dare tell me that face!
To me, her father!
The practice of debauchery
you removed any measure.
Denise Ma... My darling...
My little treasure.
I offered studies in Switzerland!
She speaks German and English!
She knows how to curtsy and fondue!
And all that for being raped at age 17!
-I Never raped anybody.
-Don't Play on words!
Observe the pain of a father.
Mrs.
Sir.
-You Could introduce myself.
-Inutile, I'm just passing through.
-I would not like
that because of my presence,
..a also pretty woman...
-Thank you.
-I do not see why...
Oh, you, Silence!
I remember, your loves tip
of the world. Your eyrie...
Even your wardrobe is not safe.
-Isabelle, Do not go like that.
-It's Obviously a bit sloppy.
You would have preferred
the final act of Carmen?
The Auto Show?
You could offer the Assize Court..
..and you left the pass.
-The Assize Court?
-It Took my husband
at the end of a pistol.
-The Wrong end.
Ah, Madame kidding.
No, sir, I suffer.
Farewell.
-Isabelle Darling!
Isabelle...
The door slams.
-Élégante, Very Parisian,
but not simple, eh?
Good. Let's get back to business.
Where is the room of depravity?
That of Japanese prints.
-The Obsessions fifties
take care of themselves.
And that, these are obsessions?
Read, talking about you.
-I usually.
- "Old ninny."
He bursts.
- "Under the pretext overtime ..
"..chez Sieur Julien Brenaud
well known psychiatrists,
"..votre girl indulges in lust
in Japanese lighting.
"Expect it catches a natural child ..
"..or an Eastern disease
to intervene?"
-Me, I despise.
-Not me!
-Your Dear daughter is now
typing in my office.
There.
The door in front of you.
-I do not see..
..no one.
-But Denise... Where are you?
-Here, Darling!
Where do you think I am?
-Oh!
-It Dad.
-Rear The Japanese things!
Opium hiding!
My little girl... My child
darling... Oh, what grief!
-Any It does not matter.
-No Big deal...
-We are going to get married.
It's kind of cute.
-Mignon All full.
A question:
you are going to marry with?
-Perfect. Another question:
How do you call the police?
-The 17.
My daughter is a minor!
Corrections awaits.
-Qu'ai I done to God?
He marched enough people like that
home tonight.
Why call the police?
-To See my daughter ..
..is in your bed!
Petit: I have already found a
in the closet.
Little b: looking good,
I'll find other ..
..cachées elsewhere!
Sir!
-Now That you are called to
see you, talk to you nicely.
-Appelés To see us!
He sneers.
-The Whippersnapper
done in sarcasm? Perfect.
Dad responds. He starts
the appalling judiciary.
It's marriage or the handcuffs.
-The difference..
..m'échappe.
-You Did say the 17th?
-Adressez You directly
the sixteenth to the police.
Trocadero 88-50.
-Thank you.
♪ -Hello?
-Stop.
Mr. Heurtin.
Victim of a trap and yielding
at the most shameless blackmail,
..I respectfully request you
the hand of your daughter Denise.
-Chéri, You are wonderful!
And yet, I am taken aback.
-My Children, I leave you.
Vigilant, but not intrusive.
Sorry.
The wedding will take place in 15 days
in St. Augustine.
This will be great.
-You Can get up, miss.
-If you want. But that's silly.
Now that Dad agrees.
-What are you thinking about?
Hum?
To nothing.
I actually married that bitch.
Three months later, she was cheating on me
with a guitarist.
I divorçai. She remarried.
-With Guitarist.
-No. With a conductor.
She deceives.
-With Guitarist.
No, with me.
-Infect. Avoids any rapprochement
between our two marriages.
Between the hymen and the cloaca.
Between my Gisèle and your secretary.
Ah, Gisele... If net if right.
So exceptional.
-they Are all exceptional ..
..tant they are
our mistresses.
But when it comes to capturing
a husband, the hunt is on.
-I Have the impression of having been
much hunter hunted.
-It's you which have seduced Gisele?
-Évidemment
-96% Of women have spotted ..
..l'imbécile to marry ..
..avant it has the views.
-Gisèle Is one of 4%.
She did not see me.
Remember Walter?
In February, large rout
Legion of Honour for her.
I expected at the very Parisian touch.
Disaster! Nothing but grannies.
Having no taste retrospectives,
..I walked
to Walter's office.
I saw two legs ..
..in which extension
a daughter slept.
Strange place, strange idea.
Let me introduce myself.
Antoine Monteil.
-It's you?
-She Runs away like I was me
delivered some sprightliness.
You know me,
..I have not dropped.
I made all my expertise.
Boulevard replicas, compliments...
All this to get an appointment.
"Not if"...
Finally, it is humanized.
Okay for the next day, 5 pm home.
Naturally, I was there.
I ring... Beautiful as a god.
And she was not there.
The little brother, atrocious brat,
tells me...
-Wait It if you want.
I'm busy.
-L'amour In its infancy,
did do amazing things.
I waited half an hour.
Love is tinged with pride.
I ruminated vengeful projects ..
..lorsque beloved appeared to me.
You had forgotten me?
No, I thought you were gone.
I know you. I do not want
to be plated and crying.
-You know me?
I passed once in 4th.
Baratin, charmers murmurs...
5 minutes later we were at the movies.
-Aaah!
Sioux -Ruses on both sides of the web...
Nothing to do, impossible to kiss her.
-Oh that's not true?!
You have a stomach hell you.
It's not that you snakes
is swallowed, it's pythons.
When you arrived, the two sisters
were in search of prey.
-And this one?
-Antoine Monteil.
Single.
Bright enough head-to-head.
-Not bad.
-I You the present?
-Attends, I'm in the office.
Ah, my beautiful! My too rare!
You have not seen Walter?
-He Is in his office.
-I See very well
Sisters prepare the Cannibal ..
..the trap.
-Warning.
Monteil is also the little beast
another, but no more.
-The Ponytail and nose
owned by shining ..
..d'aussi outwit him.
Especially since I bêtifie enough.
"If we would see
Illuminated Notre Dame?"
I do not know Tony very focused
the gothic swooning.
He prefers the style Rive gauche:
the hair in figure...
The kind filthy, what.
Let us say brain.
"In love, what captivates me,
the plurality is subjective.
"In love, what captivates me,
the plurality is subjective.
"Even two, one is 6: you, me,
the one I think you're...
"That I think is,
the one you want to be..."
Oh no, it's too complicated.
-So Hair Joan of Arc.
- "Let's go to strip amateur.
"It seems that there are Boniches
who do not care to hair."
If he told me okay?
Oh no!
-To Marry a man,
you have to give him ideas.
-I Can not spend my life garter belt.
-The Poetry, it works very hard.
-J'écris Songs, I speak
the large garden of my childhood...
The poacher who almost
rape me on Christmas Eve...
-Since You really are yourself
that alone on the beaches...
-The Feet in the foam, salt on the lips.
-You Reread the Gospels
-I Am suspicious of everything.
A steak.
And girls?
"I, at age 12,
I was in love with Dad."
-We Can not be in love
Dad. Mom tried.
I think I've found your style!
Suicidal: black skirt,
black sweater, dark thoughts...
Everything disgusts you: programs
the TV, the price of mink...
Everything invites you
to throw you out the window.
-I Have not the physical.
-So You choose romantic
lost in a cruel world?
Show me a little.
No mascara.
No red nails.
No way he kisses you before 2 or 3 days.
-That's it.
-Va Soon it descends.
-After This brilliant exercise
style, Gisele was going to you,
..auréolée innocence.
'I was living an exceptional moment.
-You Was like a rat.
Horn.
-The Family in wait,
the pigeon passes the grid.
It is in the crosshairs.
The pigeon felt ..
..cuire peas.
You'll thank me.
-You're crazy!
-A little tour..
..of reflection.
So?
-We Will break ..
..the life Gisele.
You are the king of bastards. Starts.
-A Months in Greece!
Athens, the Parthenon, the islands...
The ideal honeymoon travel!
And during that time,
who it is that will keep my box?
-Too bad for you, to each his destiny.
Hold.
-What is it?
-A Unique opportunity to ventilate you.
Think carefully!
The sea air with properties ..
..réputées tonics, I was looking for ..
..fiévreusement soul mate.
Horror! I was embedded
the ghost ship.
Oh...
Meanwhile the Parthenon,
a foretaste of the splendors ..
..d'antan.
Hello Madam...
It is very rich.
Here, a known head.
Oh, she's ugly!
Ah, clean lines...
Classicism marmoréen...
Greece,
..enfin, promises.
Oh no, that's not true.
No outfit.
Ah, you're all the same.
You were still on the sun deck?
-I Need a tan.
-In The midst of these shameless?
Real exhibitionists.
I take a drink at 7 am
with the commander.
I will say two words,
its floating brothel.
-The Sun deck right away.
The sun deck.
-Page 152.
Interesting!
"The Erechtheion
is a collection reflecting...
"miraculously unit architectural...
"Architectural.
"Visitors will be captivated ..
"..par grace porches ..
"..and the exquisite finesse
decoration."
But Greece does not hold
in a book, credulous girl.
Greece is the air!
Sun!
The sea! The islands!
Greece is you. It's me.
I am Orpheus. You will be...
Phaedra -ni or Electra.
But Sandra.
-It's already good.
-I Preparing a thesis
the influence of Plato ..
..in the sculpture of Praxiteles.
You are a little Audit tour.
Antoine Monteil.
One of the best bargains the Right Bank.
And you exile you?
No, I export it.
Horn of the boat.
-You Are left without a word?
You are abominable.
Background music.
-Sandra.
Would you be my wife?
-Hein?
-Voilà The kind of sentence that
man should never utter.
-Tony.
I like You.
This is another kind of sentence
not to say.
It is unbearable way of talking.
Ah?
-It's funny. You are so
different from others.
-It's funny. I feel
to have you always known.
-Chéri.
Our air.
Ridiculous, right?
-Irresistible.
-Infantile.
-Odious.
But we, that is another thing.
-We Are experiencing climate.
-We Travel smarter.
-Close your eyes.
The door slams.
-Sandra, what does it mean?
-The Outsourcer Minos has scheduled your
rest at number 30 and not at number 27.
Good evening.
Horn.
-8:30 pm, Alarm Clock.
Think about joining Mr Monteil ..
..qui abhors
solitary breakfasts.
9:30 pm, join Mr. Monteil
for the call of the island of Ios.
Boarding for Ios.
Places are expensive.
Although tighten against Mr Monteil.
10 pm visit the village with
Antoine Monteil who shows ..
Dazzling ..d'une Culture
Mediterranean.
Midday. Diving with Tony darling.
Even thwarted by the slip
purchased on site,
..he is handsome..
..comme ancient.
2 h. Give my steps
those nonchalant and cats ..
..of my agapimou.
My agapimou speaks into poetry.
In profile, it looks like
Rimbaud or Byron.
Finally, someone very well.
-Tell Me, dear, if you have
Need a hand...
-It Is 3 pm here it's 9 am there.
-Where?
-In Miami.
I promised to call Dad.
Would you like?
-What Could I refuse you?
-It's Your first cruise?
-Indeed.
-Me, I am in my 28th.
Just with my little Hubert,
..we have done this year
Japan, the Black Sea and the Bahamas.
Oh no, the Bahamas,
it was with Georges, an artist.
I lost it in Papeete.
-I'm sorry.
-No. He remained there.
He wanted to paint like Gauguin.
I found the Carlton.
He was operating the lift.
I believed Gauguin was selling well.
All this to tell you
that the world is small.
So, I've met four times your friend.
Miss...
-Sandra Rossène.
-eh Not.
On my last trip,
..the young Brazilian who
she danced called Carole.
In Tel Aviv, her name was Sabrina.
She was a student.
'She still is.
'My old friend was forced ..
..of pay 1000 pounds
to finance his studies.
A marriage breaking trial
still extremely unpleasant.
-The Visit will not interest you?
-Yes! I commented.
-It's Not for you to do it!
-Sorry.
Of course, you do not believe me.
-No.
-So I wish you a happy end of the cruise.
There are so many women ..
..qui will ask you
qu'affection and good manners.
Those in this small cellar
I start running.
-You Are bored?
No, I am educated me.
-On Apollo?
-rather On Venus.
What is wrong?
You do not have Miami?
-Yes. It's Dad that I had not.
I wanted him to make me
a small transfer: 1 million or 2.
Without a ridiculous amount, I will
missing a great deal.
A bas-relief of the fifth century. The
antique dealer I leave it to 500,000.
I have an idea.
-Which?
-Prêtez Me this silly amount.
Buy the bas-relief in your name.
And I bought it for you. Childish.
-Exactly.
'But Tony... I do not understand.
-But if.
And I also, I understood.
Friend, okay.
Lover, I would be for.
But pigeon, no question.
-Tony, I am happy!
-Less Than if you had your relief.
-More. I will not be obliged
take your money.
This second thought was undermining me.
I was in your arms...
And you thought to rip me off.
-You think that is happiness, right?
-To Make entauler either.
-Men Are so harder, more selfish.
We are able to cheat, to lie, like you.
But we, it's killing us.
Horn.
-Sandra...
No, not Sandra.
I can not hide it from you Longer.
My name is Elizabeth.
-Elisabeth...
To-morrow we part.
You will be sad?
-It, I swear.
-Pressons!
-It Miss Hubert and 2 suitcases.
Suitcases I care.
Have you seen my rascal?
-It's Not that I seek.
-We are currently to fall behind!
Hurry.
Oh, the beard!
-The French and discipline...
-Well, Here.
I am ready.
It's your cab?
-Yes.
This is yours?
-Yes.
All this was planned, Tony.
-Of course.
-Everyone Awaits.
Shit, shit and shit!
-Really?
-We Will be maybe in Paris.
-Perhaps.
Antoine Monteil, the only man
I could not ride.
It is a memory, that.
-You Carry notes?
-It's for you.
It is very convenient.
She accompanied me everywhere. Cam
is pleased to offer it.
Door slamming.
-Elisabeth!
-Elisabeth!
Horn.
-It Yes or poop?
-You Simply visit or you intend to buy?
Hum?
Ha, ha, ha!
Fantastically ..
..spiritual!
The French, all the same.
Ah, France!
Freedom, Robespierre, decision
de la Bastille, the guillotine...
But he speaks and he did
not even present. Tino Papatakes.
Government official.
"Flic", as you say in Paris.
Ah, Paris...
-The Health, Petite Roquette...
-Ha, Ha ha!
Mischief!
Teasing!
Mr. called
Antoine Monteil?
-Antoine Lucien Michel...
Want to check?
-This Is not he wants,
is that it does just that!
-It Does not mind that I take my shower?
-Yes.
Mr. Antoine Monteil,
..there is young, he is gay,
He is French...
But he is wrong to Friend
with the enemies of Greece!
To do a little spy!
-Me?!
-Him!
-You Must be a victim a referral error.
For one awful gourance.
-Gourance...
Ah, slang!
Papatakes, he loves
Apaches, the Bonnot gang...
The defense touching the Loot!
But also...
Mata Hari.
The 5th ..
..column.
About,
..it would like to know what we
is pleased to have you here.
-I am..
..en honeymoon.
And the lady, Where?
Hum?
A honeymoon without madame,
it is rare that, right?
Go take a bath.
It, it will be searched.
-You Have a warrant?
No, a gun.
Ah well then...
-So?
Innocent, eh?
-As The lamb!
-Yes Yes Yes...
We vowed to piss Papatakes
to the end, huh?
To make her misery.
We are not very cooperative.
We're not very cute.
Not pretty.
And there, anything interesting?
-Yes. Secrets of the Red Sea.
Ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah!
-Tiens, Well...
Innocent as a lamb, huh?
And that! This is hallucinations
of Papatakes, perhaps?
-I swear...
-Be Polite!
-We Offered me that towel...
-But of course!
We made plans for the gift you
Turkey launch ramps!
It makes gift ramps, rockets and H-bomb!
And we did all jump. Boom!
It should be fun, right?
We will put the costume
and we will go and explain ..
..au defense minister ..
..que all that,
it's fun.
The spring fantasy.
What is the Latin genius, what!
The suit, quickly!
Our policy is not rich enough
for its own cars.
-And you?
What, him?
-You Are rich you?
-Oh...
He risks his life for sums...
it is pitiful.
-You Let me go, I will
leaves papers and a check.
-Never..
..Papatakes,
..there was insulted in this way.
This is the worst ..
..des humiliations.
It is how this check?
200,000.
Ah!
It is really the capitalist spit!
-400.
Hum?
To shoot tourists
..it is not
a very good propaganda.
But duty,
..this duty!
-Good, Well, 500,000.
-In the hotel.
I have to keep the towel
to study the double bottom.
With its most feelings
distinguished fantastically!
-Tell me.
You could... No.
An old taxi with a driver
mustache, you know?
You have not seen a taxi ...?
Oh, thank you.
I am looking for a grand taxi
with a mustache driver.
They all have a mustache.
Tell me, the driver who leads
the taxi is outside...
The taxi!
Come on, hop!
The two women speak Greek.
-Sandra Rossène...
Pretty... You do not see?
Bye!
Horn.
-At the airport.
-A Relief from the fifth century.
The antique dealer me inferior to 500,000.
-The 315, miss.
-Hey. Psst.
My fiancee returned Dodo...
The key.
Thank you.
-Tony...
What a wonderful surprise!
I arrive and you are there.
You are amazing.
What is wrong?
-I Almost be shot, I
am bubbled 500,000 F...
-So what?
-Where Did you steal them?
-What are you talking about?
-Plans Turkey to launch pads.
Listen, Tony...
You should loosen your
belt, relax a little...
I call a doctor?
-For Me intern!
'Come...
Calm.
I can not leave you alone.
What happened to you yet?
-You remember for offering me a towel?
-Oh!
Little bitch!
I want my 500 000 F!
-Do Not rummage in my bag!
-Aaah!
-You deceive me.
Have feedback Small bourgeois.
Eventually you will call the police.
-That's wonderful.
About Police sticky Papatakes...
-It Was to play the antiquarian.
I had it once, priest.
And to 1.5 million,
..you offer the religion department
with procession?
-Tony, It's not my fault.
This is a conditioned reflex.
When I see a man, I want to roll.
But it's over.
You want proof?
I'll tell you something.
This will be our secret.
-You Have killed someone?
I do not call me Elizabeth.
But Clotilde.
'I leave you my 500 000 F, but forget me!
Do not tell me nothing!
I keep it.
It cost me quite expensive.
-Tony!
-Oh no! No! No!
Well, "Lupin".
He's laughing.
The agent whistles.
About vehement drivers.
-The 717 M. Monteil.
Friends of Minos cruise
arriving by boat from 7 am.
An accident?
-The Streets are dangerous.
But I keep control of the sky.
Ah, there you are!
Happy?
-Please Leave this room.
-Jetez Me on the street,
to the point where you are. Thief!
-What?
-M'avez You, yes or no, left penniless?
I remember your generosity.
"I leave you with 500,000 F."
Words.
-My God, help me stay calm.
-If, At least, you bid me to dinner.
I am hungry.
-You Eat.
Greek folk music.
-I Was born to be a husband,
children, a home...
I wish I lived for one
Man, like all women.
-You Underestimate them.
Broken glass.
-What Wonderful country!
-Never A man has broken a glass for me.
-I Thought the annihilation glassware ..
..était typically Russian.
Folklore integrate us!
-This way. The oldest
Athens tavern. Bouzouki...
-We Had told me that there would
of frangines. Where are they?
Oh, it's the friend Fernand!
-M. Antoine!
I must thank you.
I did not know you had any helmet.
This is the 1st time I had
the plane. Well, I was not afraid.
-Bravo. Go...
Yes, I leave you.
-You Know this boy?
-It's A Parisian relationship.
-You allow?
-I Want to go.
Yes, we go.
-We Say it looks good.
-Garçon, Please.
I fear having lost my lighter.
And the staff is not the most attentive.
-Sorry.
-Choucard, Right? That's not
the music of everyone.
So far, the Hellenes,
they took us a bit to pass.
The sea is blue, but they are nothing.
The loose stones are vioques but
they are there for BC
I do not call that Human engineering.
While their music,
I say hat. Huh?
-You Do not may have
very keen artistic sense,
..but you have the heart.
Hubert, who was traveling with me,
..n'avait no heart at all,
but a terrible refinement.
He almost fell in syncope
front of the Parthenon.
-No kidding?!
-He Remained kneeling,
his head in his hands,
..and he cried.
-I Would not spoil your memories,
..but it's a lope.
Oh, you're uncouth!
But charming to keep me company.
I was so alone tonight.
You are on a business trip?
-It May come.
I'm here as a tourist.
In Paris, I headed
a restaurant, so Tour d'Argent.
But the staff is worried.
-I know. I wanted a hotel
famous enough, rue de Provence.
-It Surprised if I've ever been.
-moi, It would not surprise me.
She laughs.
-No!
Tony...
You are an angel. I owe you
the greatest night of my life.
I forgive you everything.
Tony, where are you taking me?
Oh, I know more what I do.
-Close your eyes.
Door slamming.
-Oh!
Ouch!
Oh dear...
It hits hard.
-1 Hour and a half... This is not true.
-Tony!
-But If it's true.
-Tony... Save me! The police
is in the hotel. She's looking for me.
I do not want to go to jail!
I will die.
-From Calm. Do not lose your head.
-You are strong. Save me.
-I am strong...
-Cachez Me.
-Or?
-There You like!
-Your Police, it would not Papatakes?
-What Are real police officers, with
full headers mustaches.
-Quick! They are in the hallway.
They search the rooms.
-No, not that!
And if one was hiding under the bed?
-Too Classic.
Come on, follow me.
Go!
-You did see?
-We Have no choice, go.
-Aaah!
We will do well to kill.
-You Prefer to die in prison?
-No, of course.
-So!
-Tony!
-Beuh!
-Thief!
Thief! My beads...
Darling! Wake concierge.
There are thieves.
-Thieves?
Fernand present, we would
pointing a lady?
Would be a bit pretentious.
-You Are grueling.
-I Can do better.
Montez.
-It's useful?
-It Can be.
-You Abuse the situation.
-It is a detail.
-How Are we going down?
-We Will descend Never again.
Elisabeth.
To tear yourself a life full of dangers,
..I authorizes you to love me.
It's a breeze.
I seduce, I hypnotized...
If there's visit not interested...
-I sleep upright.
-It Uncomfortable. Lie
this lion skin ..
I brought ..que
my last African hunting.
Ah, the snows of Kilimanjaro!
The scents of the savanna!
No, do not move!
Oh, Matisse!
But if you're broke
the figure, we held a Picasso.
Instead of this tragic fate, I offer..
..a young man better world.
One end of unforgettable cruise.
And the devil avarice, I offer..
..Athens!
What time is it?
-Less 5. You can take you back.
-Hello!
-Where you are going?
-At the mayor!
-It's not true?!
Sir renounces its independence.
-Since when you swim in happiness?
-Since 30 seconds.
Ms. Fernando, lemonade,
running, it's over!
Now I address Petrossian in for snacks.
Dunlopillo and for naps.
And Rolls Royce...
-A Because of them, I go down in the
Noon with a break in a cart!
-What Does this outburst?
Nothing, my dear.
-You 'Re crazy, right?
Oh, pack up!
-What are you saying?
-With Me, the grannies, it is silent.
Until there,
..I played man in the world,
"After you, ma'am."
But I can transfer total inhumane.
-You Gonna stop me this cart
and resume your valoches.
-On Cause, it lays down principles.
Not warm you like this.
We go down in the South,
we love, we are gays.
-But I am extremely gay.
Then roll! Not more than 120.
Yes, my dear.
-Stop Calling me "my dear."
Yes, my little heart.
Lyrics not with sound.
Thunderclap.
-M. the mayor!
-This Is no longer 500 000 F it will
I can fly now
..but every month, my salary.
And with impunity, since there is no
theft between spouses.
-Antoine Monteil, you consent
take to wife ..
..Françoise Picard?
Antoine Monteil, you consent
take to wife ..
..Françoise Picard?
-Yes.
-Françoise Picard, You agree to take...
-Yes.
-D'accord, It ends badly.
Fortunately, there is divorce.
Or the perfect crime.