Lovedolls Superstar (1986) - full transcript

♪ Superstar lovedolls superstar

♪ Superstar lovedolls superstar

♪ I don't know why they left us

♪ Oh god where did they go

♪ But they'll be back you know

♪ They can't leave us this way

♪ Patch found
Jesus, Bunny was hit

♪ Kitty quit life cause
she was through with it

♪ But we will pray and know
they will get together someday

♪ Superstar love doll superstar

♪ Superstar love doll superstar



♪ It seems one day
Patch discovered

♪ Kitty Kariall
asleep in the gutter

♪ She grabbed her back and she
said she'd like do it again

♪ Fame and fortune
nearly killed me

♪ We can't go on without Bunny

♪ But Alex is back and
she's been off drugs

♪ For nearly a year

♪ No one can stop us now
so you don't even try

♪ You can't kill
a lovedoll, babe

♪ 'cause superstars,
they don't die

♪ Superstar love doll superstar

♪ Superstar love doll superstar

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)



(tires squaling)

- Hey man you got a light?

- Oh no, I don't smoke.

- Well hey man you
wanna buy some acid?

- Oh no, no I don't.

- God wants your radio.

(yelling)

- [Voiceover] God.

♪ Gather round right now

♪ And hear me whisper

♪ The words of the prison

♪ The words of laughter

♪ The lords and the ladies

♪ Were fixing their hairdos

♪ Cursing their lovers

♪ Cursing the bible

♪ Hallowed be my name

♪ Yelling at fathers

♪ Screaming at mothers

♪ Hallowed be my name

- [Girl] Shit ya.

I found Jesus.

(chattering)

- Oh feels so good,

I haven't had a
bath in weeks, oh.

Oh this is just like
a European mud facial.

Oh just like Beverly
Hills, only in Venice.

So cool.

- Kitty!

- Patch?

Patch Kelly?

- It's Patch Christ now.

(dings)

- [crowd] Patch Christ, Patch
Christ, Patch Christ, Patch!

- What is Patch Christ?

- It's something new.

- It's unchartered.

- It a way of life.

- It's heavy man.

- It's Patch Christ.

- [Patch] I'll explain
it all to you later.

- I feel so much better, you
don't know how long it's been,

since I've had a shower.

- What were you doing
wallowing in the mud then?

- I don't know I just
lost my will to live,

all the drugs and alcohol
just life in the fast lane.

When the band broke up,
I didn't know what to do.

But now that you've found
me, I want to start again.

I want a fresh start.

- Patch Christ, I just got
back from the pawn shop.

I hocked my mother's
wedding ring,

and I forged my
father's pay check.

- And this is all?

Where's the car?

Did you get the car?

- My folks were against it.

- Here take this,
you know what to do.

- My parents?

- Go ahead, it's for Jesus.

- It all came back to me slowly,

my true identity.

Kitty Kariall, one time
leader of the Lovedolls,

the baddest chicks
in rock n roll.

At my side Patch Kelly, drummer,

and now religious cult leader.

Six feet below us, ex
Lovedoll, ex metal goddess,

Bunny Tremelo.

Bunny, I can't
believe she's dead.

Well Bunny if there's
a rock n roll heaven,

I'm sure you're
jamming with the best.

How can we go on without her?

- Yeah but you know, guitar
players are a dime a dozen.

Come on Kitty, the
Lovedolls were number one,

we can do it again,
with or without Bunny.

- I'm not sure if
I want that life.

I made it to the top once
and it nearly destroyed me.

- What's the matter with you?

You want to spend the
rest of your life,

living out of a shopping cart?

We could be on top again,

we could be drinking champagne
instead of night train.

(rock music)

- Patch who were all those
strange people in your house,

and what were they doing?

- You mean my followers?

- Your followers?

How did you get
all those people,

to cater to your every whim?

- It was easy, they're
all ex Lovedoll's fans,

and after the band broke up,

they still needed
someone to worship,

so I stepped in.

After a while being an ex
rockstar wasn't enough,

so I thought up
the religion angle.

I figured if a wanna be
rockstar like Charles Manson,

could do it why not me?

- Don't you think
that's kinda sick?

- Not really.

Hey punk rockers vomit on
their favorite musician,

to show their appreciation,

what's wrong with killing
your parents for rock n roll?

You did it.

- [Radio] This is Dr.
Scrotum talking at you,

on radio station KAKA,
rockin southern California,

coming up next an old
one from the Lovedolls.

- Lovedolls?

- I can't believe they're
still playing this shit.

- I can't either, oh my god.

- You know if they're still
playing us on the radio,

it wouldn't be that hard
for us to make a comeback.

- A comeback?

How're even play a show we
don't even have a god damn

guitar player.

- Don't worry about
it we'll find one.

♪ Hands jerking off
the men with big mops

♪ They woke us out of bed

♪ Cause they were all up to

♪ Rock and roll saved my life

♪ That's why I'm here today

♪ I wanna be a choolo chick

♪ Queen of the street
don't take no shit

♪ Rock and roll saved my life

♪ And that's why I'm here today

♪ Bleach blonde babes
and razor blades

♪ Bad ass bitches
and bad ass days

♪ Bleach blonde and razor blades

♪ Bad ass bitches
and bad ass days

♪ We don't wanna ramble

♪ Didn't mean what I said

♪ Please don't take my life

- How does it look you guys?

- [Patch] It's you.

It's definitely you.

(horn beeping)

- Now listen here mamas,

you get us some hot
paying customers,

and make us some money,

or I'm gonna have to
cut your welfare check.

Now get to work.

Shit.

- Cheetah, Cheetah,
what am I gonna do?

If I don't clear
two g's tonight,

Slick is gonna cut my throat.

- Yeah and I'd
sure hate for him,

to cut off my welfare check.

I don't know Shabu looks
like we're in a rut.

(whistling)

- Hi, how you doing?

Look would you like
to go to my Cadillac,

and sip some champagne,

or snort some cocaine?

- Sounds fun.

- Mhm, mercy mama, mercy!

Get the hell away from me,

I don't want to party
with you no more bitch.

- Watch it you trashy whore.

- Listen man I've
had a hard day.

- I bet you did, bitch.

- Kitty!

- Alexandria?

Oh god!

- Oh it's been so long.

I can't believe I
ran into you here.

- Excuse me ladies, but
she don't do no dike trick.

- Alexandria who
the hell is this?

- Slick, my pimp.

- That's right.

- Listen mister you we are
young and we are strong.

- What the hell?

(rock n roll music)

♪ Listen here bitch don't
have no person for you

♪ When someone fucks us up

♪ Here's what we'll do

- Welcome to the pleasure dome.

- Oh god

- So airy.

Welcome to the scum
pit is more like it.

- I got a special
surprise for you,

cheateau Bakersfield 1986,

I know you'll really like this.

Can you scoot over a bit.

Nice place huh?

Wanna spend the night.

- Here?

- What's wrong with here.

- Yeah it's better
than the gutter.

- Well it's kind of ah sleezy.

- Yeah like your life.

- I wouldn't talk
Miss shitfaced.

- I was just a
lush not a hooker.

- And what's wrong
with that honey?

- Look what kind of
life is this for you,

or your future children.

- There is no future
for my children.

- Well why don't you try to
do something more constructive

with your life?

- Yeah we're getting
the band back together,

and now that, you know
Bunny's dead we're looking

for a guitar player.

- Well I pawned my ax.

- We'll get it out
for you if you promise

to clean up your act.

- Well I don't know this
life styles pretty hard

to abandon.

- Jesus.

- Well there's always the
chick center you know,

look what they did for Ozzy.

- Yeah.

- Well I'll do it
under one condition,

that you guarantee that
I can fuck Jimmy Page.

- Hey sure whatever you want.

- Sure it's a goal, ok.

- Hey let's toast to Jimmy Page.

- Alright.

- [All] Yeah.

- Let's celebrate.

- Glad to have you back.

- [Man] There were no
two people in the world

more different than myself
and my brother Johnny.

While my brother dwelled in
the dime way sent of Hollywood,

I lived in serenity at the
Freedom school in New Mexico

where other wayward kids
such as myself learned how,

to live as one with the land
and in complete inner peace.

The school was ran
by a beautiful woman
named Jeannie who

spent her time teaching the
children ancient ways of the

Navajo Indians passed down
to her by her ex boyfriend

Billy Jack.

- These flowers will
make a lovely dye,

for that new dress Okia.

- This flower is our lover.

- Oh that's such a
beautiful thought.

- I know I really like
to think flowers in love.

- But why are some flowers
open and others aren't?

- Because flowers
are like people,

we all blossom at
different times.

♪ All we are saying

♪ Is give peace a chance

♪ All we are saying

♪ Is give peace a chance

♪ All we are saying

♪ Is give peace a chance.

(applause)

- Ok kids, it's time
for our rap session,

does anyone have any thoughts
they'd like to express,

or share with us?

Come on don't be shy.

- I do Jeannie.

- Ok.

- It's hard for me to talk
about but I found a bone arrow

in my bed and I don't know,

does that make me insane?

(laughing)

- Now kids don't
laugh, don't laugh.

Freebird you're a very sensitive
and generous young man,

on your quest and I think
that was just a sign from the

spirit and we should
be positive about that.

(applause)

- Jeannie was an expert at
helping us kids out with all of

our problems.

It wasn't til later that day
I realized I had a problem

and Jeannie was the only
one that could help.

Jeannie I know this
might sound kinda silly.

- Oh Rainbow you mustn't ever
be afraid to express yourself.

- I know.

But you know what they say
about the spiritual connection,

between twins?

- Of course.

- Well me and my brother Johnny
we were always really close,

and I always felt that
psychic connection you know.

- That's beautiful.

- Like, you know he moved
to Hollywood, I know,

I know the city it's horrible,
but lately it seems as if the

ties have been severed.

- Really?

- It's so distant, I
don't know what to do.

Jeannie I'm afraid I
must go to the city.

- Oh Rainbow, I wish you
wouldn't choose that path,

but it's really beautiful that
you're willing to sacrifice,

your own spiritual connection
just for your brother.

- I know that was a
big decision for me.

- But you must beware,
the city is so dangerous.

It's just so impure.

Here, take this, Billy's
great, great grandfather,

Chief Chicken Hawk gave it
to Billy, who gave it to me.

It will protect you.

- I will cherish this, I will.

I will use this as a shield.

- It has great
powers, great powers.

- Thank you so much.

I'm gonna miss you
and the kids so much.

- They'll miss you too.

Please be careful,

remember all you've
learned at the school.

- Even though there
was a possibility,

we would never see
each other again,

Jeannie was very
understanding of my destiny.

She too could see the light
reflecting off my inner mirror,

so I said goodbye that
day and prepared myself

for the obstacles that could
stand between my brother

and myself.

After all it was 666 miles to
Los Angeles and the distance

of this treacherous path was
nowhere as satanic as the

city that awaited me.

(whooshing)

(quiet rock music)

- [Announcer] The white
zone is for the immediate

unloading and loading of
passengers only, no parking.

(Spanish announcement)

(squealing)

- Yes is Tanya there?

Tanya Hearst.

Well this is her mother
Patricia Ann Cloverfield,

I just got in town, I'm in
a motel near the airport.

What?

Dead?

Is this some kind of joke?

Some sick joke?

Now come on, stop
playing around.

Murder?

You're not kidding around?

Oh my daughter.

When?

How?

Where?

Gang related?

My daughter in a gang?

No!

She was killed by a love doll?

A love doll?

Oh a love group.

She got off on self defense?

Why, why?

Is there no justice?

- [Radio] This is doctor
rock, it's another beautiful

sunshine day in Hollyweird
with the Lovedolls.

♪ I think I'll go for
a walk outside now

♪ The summer sun's
calling my name

♪ I hear it now

♪ I just can't
stay inside all day

♪ I gotta get out get
me some of those rays

♪ Everybody's smiling

♪ Sunshine rays
(glass shattering)

♪ Everybody's got them

♪ Sunshine days

♪ Everybody feels

♪ So happy today

♪ It's a sunshine day

♪ Think I'll go
for a walk outside

♪ Don't you hear
them calling my name

♪ It's telling me I gotta get up

♪ Gotta get out it's my get away

- Carl Celery conala dolls.

(zippering)

♪ Sunshine day

♪ Everybody feels so happy today

♪ It's a sunshine day

♪ Can't you dig the sunshine

♪ Come in sun gotta say

♪ Don't you hear
them calling my name

♪ I think I'll go
for a walk everyday

♪ The sun will shine
will show me the way

♪ I just can't
stay inside all day

♪ I gotta get out get
the sun with it's rays

♪ Everybodys's
loving sunshine days

- Oh a sip of acid and
a marijuana chaser.

(chanting)

(dramatic music)

(coughing)
(dramatic chord)

Kitty is that you?

- Yes it's me,
don't be surprised,

anything can happen in
the age of Aquarius.

- And that means Jupiter
must be aligned with Mars.

- Yes.

- Was there dust in the joint
or is this a hallucination?

- No I'm real, and I've
come here for a reason.

- After I heard your album,
I learned to cat box,

and then realized
that I would do,

anything for the Lovedolls.

- I want you to kill.

- Kill who?

- Bruce Springsteen.

- You mean Rick Springfield?

- No, Bruce Springsteen.

(tings)

♪ You'll be looking up at me

♪ And I'll be on top

♪ Maybe I'll start to laugh

♪ When I see you lying
there on your back

♪ You're my love machine

♪ Stick shift in between

♪ You're my love machine

♪ I couldn't drive ya

♪ You're my love machine

♪ Stick shift in between

♪ You're my love machine

♪ Drop it into second

♪ When you've never
been past first gear.

♪ I'll teach ya in 20 minutes

♪ What would take the
another broad a year

♪ You're my love machine

♪ Stick shift in between

♪ You're my love machine

♪ We're gonna do it

♪ You're my love machine

♪ Stick shift in between

♪ You're my love machine

♪ Grinding into third gear

♪ And I know I want to ride trap

♪ When I hear ya screaming yeah

♪ I'll be sticking
my nails in your back

(yelling)

- You're about to receive
the most important news

of your entire life.

(gasps)

The Lovedolls are back!

(applause)
(cheering)

- [All] Lovedolls, Lovedolls,

Lovedolls, Lovedolls,
Lovedolls, Lovedolls.

As you all know the rock world
has suffered a great blow,

by the death of Bunny Tremolo,

I want you all to observe a
moment of silence for her.

(sobing)

- Fuck that!

Here's Alexandria our
new guitar player.

(cheering)

- I stole this
from my grandmother

just for you Patch Christ.

- It's Patch Kelly now, and
you did it for the Lovedolls.

- Fuck I'll bet this
doesn't even get MTV.

(smashing)

♪ Garbage dump oh garbage dump

♪ Why are you called
a garbage dump

♪ Garbage dump oh garbage dump

♪ Why are you called
a garbage dump

♪ You could feed the
world with my garbage dump

♪ You could feed the
world with my garbage dump

♪ You could feed the
world with my garbage dump

♪ That sums it up
in one big lump

♪ There's a market
basket an' a A&P,

♪ I don't care if de box
boys are starin' at me

♪ I don't even care
who wins the war

♪ I'll be in dem cans
behind my favorite store

♪ Garbage dump oh garbage dump

♪ Why are you called
a garbage dump

♪ Garbage dump oh garbage dump

♪ That sums it up,
in one big lump

(yelling)

(rock music)

- Well we're sucking off as
many promotion men as we can.

Oh don't worry Madonna
darling, they're be a bullet,

by your name within the week
or my name isn't Slim Crowley.

Oh yes, we simply must have
lunch together very soon,

I'll have my secretary
book us at Spago.

Oh and by the way my Peruvian
friend dropped by last night,

oh yes it certainly will
be a white Christmas.

Ok bye bye.

Now what do you girls want?

Make it quick, time is money,
and I'm a very busy man.

- Well Mr. Crowley, as
you might have heard,

we're gonna get the
Lovedolls back together,

and we wanted you to
be the first to know.

- Lovedolls?

Oh I remember you.

You're all washed up.

- But we were
rocks hottest item.

- We won three grammy's.

- And the Cream
magazines reader poll.

- Were, was, had, all I'm
hearing from you is past tense.

- Listen Mr. Crowley after
all the money we made for you,

and your record company.

you aught a be coming to
us on your hands and kness.

- Why you insolent little
worms, you had your chance,

but after what happen
to Johnny Tremaine,

no record company would touch
you with a ten foot pole.

- Well I aught a.

- Forget it Kitty we'll let
the fan club take care of this,

lowlife.

- Fan club, you?

(laughing)

- You're such a squid.

(rock music)

(yelling)

(rock music)

(yelling)

- [All] Kill, kill, kill,
kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.

(crying out)

kill, kill, kill, kill, kill,
kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.

(whacking)

(squelching)

(rock music)

- Extra extra!

Read all about it!

Famous Hollywood record
producer found dead.

Foul play suspected.

♪ I read the news today oh boy

♪ A man named Johnny
Tremaine was blown away

- Hey man like who
you talking about?

I have a brother named
that man you know?

♪ Menersha blue
was cause of death

- What are you talking
about menersha blu,

my brother didn't take no drugs,

now what are you talking about,

what is this about?

♪ With a little help from
the Lovedolls someone said♪

- What is a Lovedoll,
hey man, fuck you,

will you shut up man.

♪ Your brother is dead

- Slow down man, I
mean I just got back,

from the Freedom
School in New Mexico,

you know like Jeannie
and the kids, I mean,

they all tried to teach
me love, you know,

and I've only been here
for like five minutes,

and you're already trying
to teach me hate man,

hate man!

- Listen man, you're in L.A.
land of pigs and whores,

and as far as that
freedom school shit goes,

you're behind the
Hollywood curtain now.

But hey don't you
wanna buy a paper?

Extra, extra!

- [Patricia] Excuse me sir but
do you know where I can buy,

a Saturday night special?

- [Man] A what?

- [Patricia] A gun, you know.

- [Man] A gun?

Get lost.

- Hi, do you have any
guns or fire arms?

- Oh yes, oh yes.

- Really?

Oh fabulous.

- Ok you come in to me.

- Sure thank you, thank you.

(dramatic music)

Thank you Jesus.

Justice shall be served to
those heathen Lovedolls.

♪ I knew a Vincent sheila

♪ You could say
she was a sex fiend

♪ I met her on
Hollywood Boulevard

♪ Masturbating to a magazine

♪ She said how'd you
like wasting time

♪ I couldn't resist
watching Sheila grind

- Excuse me but you look
like a rock and roller

and I was wondering if
you could tell me where

I could see the Lovedolls?

- The Lovedolls?

I hate the Lovedolls, they
killed my number one lady.

- Oh, I'm very sorry but that's
not coincidental because,

my daughter Tanya, had a fatal
run in with those heathens.

- Tanya Hearst?

Tanya Hearst?

- Yes, you know her?

- Yeah well I did.

- Oh well, see I have this gun,

to get rid of all of them,

all of them, all the Lovedolls.

- Let's work out the details.

♪ Baby don't go

♪ Pretty baby please don't go

♪ Never had a mother

♪ Hardly knew my dad

♪ Been in town for 18 years

♪ you're the only boy I've had

- Hey Matt who's that dame?

- I beg your pardon?

- Cool it Switch this is
Tanya Hearst's mother.

- Oh, oh I'm very sorry
ma'am, we all are.

Hi I'm Switchblade Susie.

- Patricia Ann Cloverfield,
that's my married name,

my maiden name is
Patricia Ann Hearst.

- You know the She Devil's
did their best to get

revenge on those
tramps, the Lovedolls.

- Yeah but that kid he'd
be the charleston snug,

Vanessa bade our
secondary leader.

- Got away with it too.

- I don't care if I have to
turn over every damn boxcar,

from here to Miami
Beach, Florida,

and look in every stinking
sewer from here to New York,

I want to find this
Kitty you speak of,

and deem some good old
fashioned American Justice.

♪ I bought it at the
second hand store

- Rise and shine.

Good morning Lovedoll.

How can I kill Bruce?

How can I kill Bruce?

How can I kill Bruce?

Let me count the ways.

For the honor of
the Lovedolls, yes.

Carl Celery will kill
Bruce Springsteen.

(rock music)

- My heart was
wrenched with sorrow

the day I realized
my brother was dead.

Happiness was no
longer in my life,

this city had bleached all
beauty out of my world.

The ocean was no longer
blue but baby shit green.

♪ Why and who, who
are the Lovedolls?

♪ And why must my brother be
murdered in such a horrible way

♪ I must find answers

♪ These people must be exposed

♪ And must look into the light

♪ My inner mirror must shine

♪ The answers must
be sought to be

♪ Through my inner fears

♪ The light, the
light, the light

- What's that an alien?

(groaning)

- Got any of that dust?

- How's that man?

- Got some of that dust on ya?

- Yeah man.

- Well we need some
dust to look for light.

- There you go bro.

- Alright.

(chattering)

(rock music)

- Hey Angel you got
something for us?

- One stick or two?

- Two sticks.

- Double dip, we
wanna get fucked up.

- Yeah.

- Come on, hand it over.

Man you're getting fucked up.

- This'll heat us up to the gig.

- Peace sisters, keep the faith.

- [Patch] Yeah later Angel.

- Watch it man.

- Watch where you're
going asshole.

- Hey you're the
Lovedolls, I know you,

you worked with my brother
Johnny, I'm Rainbow.

Rainbow Tremaine.

- Oh yeah, we knew Johnny.

- Terrible about his accident.

- Yeah it was a real tragedy,
but I guess it's what happens,

when you take to much drugs.

- Drugs?

I don't know what you're
talking about drugs,

my brother didn't take those,

he took a Dramamine
or something,

but that was only on long trips.

- Well on that last
trip he took something

a little bit stronger
than Dramamine.

- Why do you think
they call it dope?

- Because they don't,
they call it acid.

- I don't believe that my
brother would'd have never

took something like
that willingly,

someone must have
given it to him,

only someone close to
him could have done that.

- Wait a minute are
you implying murder?

- [Rainbow] You said it not me.

- Ah that's slander.

- I think that's
against the law.

- And I think our
conversation is at an end.

Fuck off cutie.

- [Kitty] Take a walk you jerk

- Your karma's gonna
blow back to you,

and you're gonna be dead!

(laughing)

Your aura won't allow
that kind of behavior,

it's bad for the solar system,
you're gonna knock the whole

thing off whack and the
whole world's gonna end.

(rock music)

- Ohhh flowers.

Flowers, nature.

Oh my beautiful one,

never in my wildest
dreams could I imagine

the horrors that stock the city,

may I seek refuge
in your beauty,

if only for a moment.

This has pesticides in it.

(crazy music)

Finally I'm home!

(depressed rock music)

Tomorrow may rain, so
I'll follow the sun.

(screeching)

(door slams)

- Who are you?

Some sort of feel young,
trying to reincarnate your,

mors into poetry?

Man you're sitting in
the middle of the street,

you got a death
wish or something?

Huh?

Wanna die?

You better move it man.

Better move, I'm not
going to run you over man.

Get up.

Chant your mantra
somewhere else man.

(dramatic music)

I am the lord of the wasteland

Modern day man of steel

(screaming)

(laughing)

- What do you want from me?

(bangs)

- [Doll] Your right nad.

(chomping)

(screaming)

(chomping)

(screaming)

(laughing)

♪ My life is so boring

♪ And I ain't got nothing to say

♪ Don't know what I'm doing

♪ Hey chick, I can
not even get laid

♪ Ain't nothing but tired

♪ Sick and tired of
living day to day

♪ Pray someone would shoot me

♪ So I could die in the USA

♪ I wanna start a fire

♪ I want to burn the
children in the park

♪ Flames getting higher

♪ Somebody shoot me in the dark

♪ My music is boring

♪ And my back up band's are fans

♪ I really hate this country

♪ That's why I piss
all over the place

♪ Ain't nothing but tired

♪ Sick and tired of
living from day to day

♪ Wish someone would shoot me

♪ So I could die in the USA

♪ Want ta start a fire

♪ Want to burn the
children in the park

♪ Flames getting higher

- Here's the botch
now mother fucker!

(gun shooting)
(screaming)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

(guns shooting)

- Die you pig fuck.

You're in reality, I'm
gonna kiss you on the face

Die mother fucker.

(reverberating)

(eerie music)

(dinging)

- What the hell?
(cracking)

Bunny!

- Yes it is I and I've come
back from the grave to warn you

of the dangers that lie ahead.

- This has got to be a dream.

- Listen Rainbow Tremaine is
trying to avenge his brother,

Johnny's death.

- Bow Tremaine?

That stupid hippie
couldn't hurt a fly.

- That's where you're
wrong my mortal friend,

a woman by the name of
Patricia Ann Cloverfield,

who was She Devil's Tanya
Hearst's mother has flew

into town to seek justice.

- But I killed Tanya
in self defense.

Damn I swear to god
just when the Lovedolls

start happening again these
pigs seething with jealousy,

try to ruin our superstardom.

- Only you can prevent
that, heed my warning,

or you and the Lovedolls
will be joining me,

in the here after.

(whooshing)

- Hey that was really hot,
you were really hot man.

You blew your daughter
away, Tanya even.

- Well I should have, I taught
her everything she knew.

- Yeah I really can tell,

you really knew
what you were doing.

You're really one hot mama.

- It was really good for me too,

you made me feel the earth move.

I must say that I've
never had it done to me,

in quite that manner,
it was so animalistic.

- This is Gloria Biaz, your
host for women on women.

My next guests are an all
female rock band sisters

please give a warm
welcome to the Lovedolls.

(applause)

- [Patricia] Those
heathen scumbag pigs.

- Why don't we start by
introducing yourselves,

to the sisters in
your viewing audience.

- Well I'm Kitty Kariall lead
guitarist and lead vocalist,

- And I'm Patch Kelly
and I'm a percussionist.

- Where is your
third member there?

- Oh Alexandria couldn't make
it she's detoxing right now.

- Yeah she had to do some
time at Betty Ford's.

- Well at least she's
getting the help she needs.

I understand the Lovedolls
represent themselves now.

You were one time
managed by a male.

(booing)

- Yes since, Johnny
Tremaine's tragic death,

we've been handling ourselves.

- That's great,

ah yes that was a tragic
shock to the entire industry.

But do you find it less
restricting without the balls

and chains of a male
breathing down your neck?

- Yeah well actually we
can get our own shows

just as easily.

- That's right, right on.

(cheering)

- You know, alls we had to do
was warm up to the promoters,

if you know what I mean.

- But sisters don't you object
to being only looked upon

as sex objects?

Your musical abilities
are completely overlooked.

- We don't mind
being sex objects.

- Yeah.

- Well then what is
your motivation for
trying to penetrate,

the male orientated field
that is rock n roll?

- We just want to get laid.

- You are setting back the
women's movement 20 years.

- What's the matter
don't you like men?

- [Patch] You're a dyke.

- This is an outrage!

I want you off the
show, right away

and yore never welcome
back here again!

(yelling)

Cut, cut, cut!

(rock music)

- What the fuck is going on?

- Shut up, shut up!

- You'll find out in
a minute lady, hahaha.

(growling)

- Here you are, we brought
you your daytime snack baby.

- Good, I like, I like.

(yelling)

- [Long Hair] Hey
bitch, fucking bitch.

- Please now, food, food!

- Not now Gord not yet.

You'll have your
fun soon enough,

don't worry about that.

(whining)

And as for you, you
slutty murdering tramp.

I hope you enjoy your
last half hour of life,

cause as soon as I get back,

you are going to be dead.

And if you so much
as bat an eyelid,

Gord here will take care of you.

I just hope it
doesn't come to that,

because I want the pleasure.

Ok boys while I'm gone,

keep the little
lady entertained.

(growling)

- She looks hungry,
she looks famished,

I think it's time for
a little love dog here,

for Kitty Karriall.

Go get the can opener,

go get the can opener.

Yes we feed you well here.

Yeah let me get you a spoon.

(laughing)

Mmm, that's good.

- Bye forever, bye byie.

- Bitch!

Murderous slut.

Now you're gonna know
exactly what Tanya felt,

you person who
killed my daughter.

(suspenseful music)

Time to walk the plank honey!

Oh when you get downstairs
be a sweetheart,

and call me a cab.

(wind whistling)

(yelling)

- Five bucks.

Hey man!

Get back here right now!

(rock music)

(relaxing music)

- Boy does this
life style suit me.

- Oh did I tell you guys
that mayor Tom Bradley,

wants to present us with the
key to the city next Tuesday?

If we want to go to
the presentation.

- I wonder if his daughter's
still pushing that bunk dust?

- Toodles I need a light.

(lighter flicks)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

- God damn it, not
another autograph hound.

- Bubbles, Bubbles get
out here and get this man,

off my property
god damn it, now!

Move it!

(gun clicks)

What do you want?

- I finally found
you, I've done it,

I've completed the task.

- What are you talking about?

- There's no one
left to stop you now.

- What are you talking.

- Bruce.

- Bruce who?

- Why do you
pretend not to know?

- Look buddy I think you better,

get your ass off this
property right now!

- You told me, I did
what you told me to,

what you told me.

- Petunia, get rid of him!

Get rid of him now!

Leave, leave!

- I put my life on
the line for you.

- Beat it freak!

Good lord.

- Hello friend, how are you?

Speed up a little bit.

Hey brother, hello.

I think we got a live one.

(bangs)

Oh friend, friend, hello.

I've got some joy for you,

some happiness.

Obviously a reason why in
your life you're ready,

for a moment like this.

Oh friends it's written
on the bigger book,

and now's your
chance for happiness.

Now's your chance for joy.

Now's your chance
for deliverance.

Now is your chance young man.

Oh when I think when I think
that this is the opportunity,

for you and your wickedness.

To find true happiness.

- No, no!

- To find true fulfillment.

Don't worry about your
spiritual misalignment,

don't worry about feeling
like a small puppet friends.

This is your moment.

- God doesn't want me, I killed.

I was the one who killed
Bruce Springsteen.

- Oh but friends
even that's alright,

- what he wants me to do
- I killed Bruce Springsteen.

is put a healing upon your

- wicked soul.
- No, no.

Your soul needs a
spiritual realignment.

- No, no!

- What a joyous sight,

let's do it brother,

healing, oh I feel the
power, oh this is to much.

- Let's get him out of here.

- You did it brother.

(engine revving)

- I had been wandering
aimlessly for weeks,

within the walls of the city.

I felt like a lone amoeba
in a sea of killer bacteria,

and the fungus was
closing in quickly.

I could feel the bad
vibes constantly,

nibbling at my soul.

It was obvious I was
starting to weaken.

I felt as if a great
metamorphis was taking place.

Lovedolls!

(ripping)

Oh my god look what
the cities done to me,

I've become semi rebellious.

Jeannine and the kids where are
you when I need you so much?

Walking down
desolation boulevard,

the butterfly emerged
from it's cocoon.

I realized it was
time for a change.

♪ You were the tit man

♪ Wake up in the morning
and I put on my boots

♪ And it might as
well be Babe Ruth

♪ Stuck up to the solar
in the bowl I do believe

♪ Find my mothers purse
and steal some loot

♪ Get out of bed, shave my head

♪ Trick my father and
did the Grateful Dead

♪ Burned my old records

♪ Some hippie named Chance

♪ Blast minor threat
cause those dudes shred

♪ Plug in my guitar
and play some Suicidal

♪ Don't mess with me
cause I'm homicidal

♪ My brother is a fag,
he lives up in the attic

♪ My sister od'ed
on a box of Midol

♪ I talked to in in DC

♪ I rapped with him at SSG

♪ I was a hippie,
I was a burn out

♪ I went to winks and
lived off the strand

♪ I was a fuck up

♪ I ate cheetos

♪ I was a wasted man

- Where's that
fucking Tyrone man?

- He's never early,
he's always late.

The first thing you gotta learn
is to always have to wait.

- Now we got the forum
gig in two weeks,

we need our dust.

- We gotta start
rehearsing soon man, shit.

- Check it out I think
I hear him coming now.

- [Both] Well make sure it's
double dipped this time.

- Ok.

(rock music)

- I used to be a rainbow
now I'm bacterial warfare,

and I want revenge.

That's all I need revenge.

I'm gonna make you bleed,

I'm tired of being a hippie.

(grunting)

- You fucking.

Who you fucking with boy?

You don't fuck
with the Lovedolls.

- Oh I know that now,

I came to seek vengeance
for my brother man.

- What the fuck is this?

- [Kelly] Who are you?

- I'm Rainbow remember?

- Love your new look dude.

- Well I came back
to get vengeance,

but now I realize the
Lovedolls are the toughest,

even more so than Suicidal.

- Have you considered
singing for a punk band?

I'm getting this all
boy punk band together,

Anarchy Sixx and you would
perfect as the lead singer.

What do you say, want
to give it a try?

- Well, sure.

- [Alexandria] Yeah we
need your band to open

for us on tour,
you'd be perfect.

- Yeah a hardcore band
would be an excellent way

for me to convey my
art to the public.

- [Kelly] Totally.

- [Patch] Well come on you
guys lets go score that shroom.

- [Alexandria] Yeah let's
get the dust, come on.

- So things worked
out pretty cool,

the Lovedolls weren't
so bad at all,

and before I knew it I was
playing to sold out shows

at L.A. four.

(yelling)

- Alright dudes, here's

- [Together] Anarchy Sixx.

- [Drummer] One,
two, three, four.

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Society is dying cause

♪ The government is lying

♪ The pigs are really dim

♪ I can bench press
more than them

♪ Kill that preppy over there

♪ Mug a hippie cut his hair

♪ Suicide is radical

♪ Living is forever dull

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Society is dying cause
the government is lying

♪ The pigs are really dim I
can bench press more than them

♪ Kill that preppy over there
mug a hippy cut his hair

♪ Suicide is radical
living is forever dull

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

♪ Slam spit cut your
hair kill your mom

I'm going to kill you, hippy.

(cheering)

- Alright how about a
nice round of applause,

for the Lovedolls.

(screaming)
(applause)

♪ Back stage gotta vouch for it

♪ But I could tell that
you were much older

♪ I was just 16 and
pretty burnt out

♪ But I thought you were a fox

♪ And that's what love's about

♪ On my way to the top
I met you half way down

♪ We were falling so fast
headed straight for the ground

♪ I hit the floor let it be like

♪ Drank too many beers and
I ate too many ludes so

♪ No one know we're in the kids

♪ Just you and me
was rockin' real hard

♪ And feelin' good
cause I scored some pot

♪ And no one knows

♪ But stardom made
me see that you were

♪ much to young
for me so I dumped

♪ you on the spot left you
home and stole your pot

♪ So I guess the bank
can lead you people

♪ Just like deal something evil

♪ I hit the floor let it be like

♪ I drank too many beers
and ate too many ludes

♪ So no one knows

♪ Beer and ludes

♪ Just beer and ludes

♪ Rockin' real hard
and feelin' good

♪ cause I smoked some
pot and no one knows

♪ No one knows

- Alexander Xslasher on top.

My old man hit me yesterday
for the last time,

selling mommy's
valine at school.

Now I'm crashing on
Hollywood boulevard.

Yeah, I'm crashing
down real hard.

Hanging out on a strip
waiting for my next fix,

man this is the life for me.

Stoned, and loose, and sweet 16.

I grew up fast in juvie hall,

by the time I was
14 I'd seen it all.

Bed knobs and broomsticks
and that's not all,

my boyfriend OD'd
on beer and ludes.

They found him face down
in the bathroom at school

- [Man] Mr. President,
Lovedolls on line one.

- Hello girls, this is
your president speaking,

I just wanted to congratulate
you on your forum date,

55,0000 people sold
out, with a gross

like that you're gonna
shoot right up there,

with Rambo in no time.

- Great that's incredible,
oh by the way Alexandria

discovered this hot
new punker band.

They're called Anarchie Sixx,

yes they're gonna open
the shows up for us.

- Hey but what about
that outer space tour?

- Tour?

Oh, oh, the intergalactic tour,

seven out of nine
planets are confirmed,

you know girls this is a
great way to spread the word

that America's back and show
a little patriotic spirit,

you know.

We've even tie dyed the space
shuttle for the occasion.

- Tell them to make
Tripper Gore comes through

with the buzz, it'll be hard
to score flying in outer space.

- Oh no problem, no problem,

NASA has cooked up
an experimental space
dust for all your,

nutritional needs.

But one thing ma'am,
back here on earth,

your ah fan club as you
affectionately call it,

is continuing to stir
up a lot of damaging,

and negative publicity.

- Yes, they've been just
getting a little out of hand.

- Yeah they've been
really blowing it,

I hear they've
been spray painting
Lovedolls on the houses,

of their victims.

- The press has been blowing
this all out of proportion,

I mean we don't tell
them to kill just anyone,

we use them with discretion.

- Yeah.

- Well girls, girls our final
solution to the problem,

should harken back to an
important figure in our history,

I hope you remember
from your school work.

You ever hear of
Reverend Jim Jones?

That's correct People's Temple.

- Well I say it's about time
we ditched those creeps.

- You know this should be
just the kind of news story

we need, to show all those
silent majority folks out there

listening in on the satellite
dishes that we're on the case

against those upstart
religious cults,

and showing them our
deterrent to terrorism.

- But they should be honored
to die for such a worthy cause,

as our new clean cut image.

- Yeah, well we're
making millions of bucks,

we can find new fans.

- Yeah.

- Attention, members of
the Lovedolls fan club,

Kitty Karriall's speaking.

Be at the caves this afternoon,

we're throwing a big
going away party,

for you.

As you know we're
going into space,

and we have a 2001 year
contract and of course we can't

take you all with us.

We just want to
show our admiration,

and now you can test
your ultimate devotion.

See you there.

(chattering)
(pouring)

- I hear this stuff just
keeps you in agony for 20

minutes before it kills you

- It's going to be so funny.

- I heard people turn
blue and they swell up.

- Now for the magic,
I'll put this in first.

That'll do.

- Where'd you get that anyhow?

(chattering)

- You think it's ready yet?

- It smells pretty potent.

- Hey Sadie, Isiah!

Alright I want a
single file line,

don't worry there's
enough for everybody,

lots of it in there.

Have some more, have some more.

- [Kitty] Here you go
there's plenty for you all,

drink up, drink up.

Here you go.

- [Voiceover] That's a little
strong, not like how mom made.

(chattering)

(vomiting)

(horrified music)
(groaning)

(buzzing of flies)

- So the day finally came,

and we hopping to space,

couldn't have came at
a better time though,

especially since we'd just
done off with the entire,

Lovedolls fan club.

Yeah that's pretty narly,

people on earth didn't think so,

they were getting
kind of bummed out.

Well anyways it was really cool,

and they gave us big space
shuttle and everything,

and the president
even called up to say,

bon voyage, yeah I told
the dude to fuck off,

and hung up the phone.

Yeah he was really moted.

Anyways I heard they got this
really hardcore scene on Mars,

yeah I'm looking forward to it.

Think I'm probably
going to get a mohawk.

- Reporters at gate C five.

- Is this the secret entrance
to the space shuttle?

- No comment.

- Is this where the
Lovedolls are being boarded?

- Please stand clear
this is a security zone.

I'm telling you, you're
not coming through.

I've never even heard
of the Lovedolls.

(yelling)

- [Patches] Captain's
log star date 2001 a.d.

the reporters and
fans lined for miles

to witness the blast off.

Fortunately the press
conference delayed the original

space shuttle flight, it was
a challenge but NASA supplied

us with our very own L.S.
three D Lovedoll rocket ship.

It was a little breezy but
we all enjoyed the view.

After all with chemical
warfare behind the wheel,

we knew we were in for
one spaced out trip.

- Ok ladies prepare
for take off.

- Outer space here we come!

- Yeah!

- I heard the dudes on
the moon are stone foxes.

- Cool.

- Alright, blast off.

- [radio] Lift off,
we have lift off.

♪ Superstar Lovedoll superstar

♪ Superstar Lovedoll superstar

♪ I don't know why they left us

♪ Oh god, where did they go

♪ But they'll be back you know

♪ They can't leave us this way

♪ Patch found
jesus, Bunny was hit

♪ Kitty quit life 'cause
she was through with it

♪ But we will pray and know
they will get together someday

♪ Superstar, lovedoll superstar

♪ Superstar, lovedoll superstar

♪ It seems one day
Patch discovered

♪ Kitty Kariall
asleep in the gutter

♪ She grabbed her back and
said she'd like to do it again

♪ Fame and fortune
nearly killed me

♪ We can't go on without Bunny

♪ But Alex is back

♪ and she's been off
drugs for nearly a year

♪ No one can stop us now
so you don't even try

♪ You can't kill
a lovedoll, babe

♪ 'cause superstars,
they don't die

♪ Superstar, lovedoll superstar

♪ Superstar, lovedoll superstar