Love So Divine (2004) - full transcript
Kyu-sik is a seminary student, who one day falls during a church service, dropping a precious, pope-blessed relic. As punishment, he and his comic relief friend Seon-dal are sent away to a small church in rural Korea to work in a sort of 'priest limbo' until they get their act together. Upon his arrival, Kyu-sik ends up in an awkward position with a groggy Bong-hee, a pretty girl who just flew in from America to visit her uncle-the priest of the rural church. However, Bong-hee's true reason for coming is to see her beloved boyfriend, but things don't go terribly smoothly and she is stuck in the church without a way home. Of course, all while she and Kyu-sik are slowly testing each other's nerves. Hate soon amounts to affection and the film gradually moves from playfully mean situations to the cute fuzzy ones banking on Kwon Sang-woo's and Ha Ji-won's endearing chemistry.
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Benedicamus Domino!
Deo Gratias!
Love, So Divine
Where did you go?
Hey, the wall is quite high.
I fell!
I saved sheep that got lost.
What's this?
What?
Sheep from faraway, huh?
Right, sexy Russian...
You know what I think?
As soon-to-be priests
we shouldn't neglect Russian sheep.
We're acolytes today
remember?
Yeah, sure.
What about our ordination
in a month?
Yeah, sure.
Let's go.
Hey!
Wait up!
Kwon Sangwoo
Kyushik, have you tried a whisky mac?
Kwon Sangwoo
- A total blessing!
- Shut up and run! Ha Jiwon
Kim Inkwon
Slow down!
Executive Producer Soma H.Z. Chung
Producer Yoo Intaek
Line Producers
Jung Sookjung, Nam Jinho
Seminarians Only
No Trespassing
Directed by Huh Inmoo
Where's the hole?
Boy, that was close.
Did you forget that
Pope sanctified this himself?
If you break it
You could get expelled.
It isn't that easy to get
kicked out of a seminary.
That's your expertise.
I'll take your word for it.
- Let's go.
- Hands off!
You take the censer.
He's so full of himself!
Didn't you tell me
Pope sanctified it?
Why is it so fragile?
Need a hand?
Don't worry about it.
It's nothing.
All you do is work your butt off.
I did well last year.
Trust me.
By promising to clean up
their septic tanks
I converted so many
which I did for two months.
- What if I don't do well?
- You get expelled.
Don't worry.
Just follow my lead.
There's a five-and-dime store
up ahead.
There you turn to other way.
Go straight, and then...
- Turn right, and go straight.
- So I take a right turn?
- No, you go this way.
- Isn't this way right?
- Go right and...
- You're saving it to sell?
Every little bit helps!
About 30 steps...
Am I talking to the wall?
So bitter!
Damn!
It's liquor.
Check her out.
That's what you call a blessing.
You're late.
How come?
Don't forget why you're here.
It's not what you think.
Where's Father?
He'll be here soon.
Look at those tools.
What if he hits us with them
Let's see.
What'd you study in the seminary?
About the ecclesiastical court
when Council of Trient ruled.
After the ordination
I'm going to study
how medieval philosophies
- influenced the modern church.
- I see. You?
I've been studying
how female Russian followers
influenced Korean theology.
After the ordination...
Women from Southeast Asia...
My main interest of study is
female followers.
Sounds very global.
- Did you eat?
- Pardon?
Go to the kitchen and eat.
Blessings won't do you any good
when you're hungry.
Never skip meals, okay?
Okay
Benedicamus Domino!
Deo Gratias.
The ordination is due soon.
Please watch over me.
Deo Gratias.
Who are you?
What are you doing here?
Please leave.
This is House of God.
Why don't you...
My Lord!
So salty!
That's Holy Water!
Leave!
Excuse me?
I can get into trouble for this.
It was an accident.
I'd never seen her before.
- Really!
- And you kissed her?
Fine, I'll keep it to myself.
- A beau means trouble!
- That's right.
What were you thinking?
You've been so good until now.
Shame on you!
That's not it!
What? She flew all the way here
to cause troubles?
No way!
She can't stay here.
Take her right now!
Father, forgive me.
The ordination is in a month.
I'll get expelled if I return now.
- What?
- I can't, and I shouldn't.
I mean... I'm going insane!
- You're going insane here?
- No, you misunderstand me.
I didn't mean for this to happen.
I didn't mean to kiss her.
- You kissed?
- Uncle Nam!
- My head is splitting.
- Yang Bonghee, you!
You ran here from America?
What a waste of money!
- I came back to get married.
- You wish!
I already talked to your mom.
Come with me.
Cover your belly button!
I'm not done with you yet.
Come on.
Come on.
Hurry.
What was it like?
What?
The kiss!
It was your first time.
Hey, Kyushik.
Did you use your tongue?
Was it good? How was it?
Did you kiss her first?
Come on, tell me!
Smoking cigarettes here?
Should we smoke pot then?
- You're not old enough!
- You are new, who the hell are you?
Who am I?
A seminarian to become a priest!
A seminarian?
We're all students then.
Keep your big nose
out of our business, okay?
- How dare you girls...
- Damn!
My mom told me it was okay
to cause troubles at church.
Got a problem with that?
- Sundal!
- What?
- What?
- Come here.
- They're smoking here.
- Are they?
Look, the blessing is leaving.
- Hi!
- Hi!
Consider yourselves lucky.
- Can I get a ride?
- Hop in.
- Thanks.
- Excuse me? Excuse me!
Wait!
Thanks.
Where on earth is she?
Taxi!
Excuse me.
- I have something to tell you.
- What is it?
- It's...
- I'm busy. What is it?
It's...
Oh, I get it.
Sorry.
I'm spoken for.
Let's go, driver.
Hey...
Hey, wait!
We need to talk.
Get in!
I said I was busy.
Get in! Now!
You're so bossy.
What is it?
- This morning...
- Hold it for me.
- What?
- Hold it
Hold it still.
You're making me sick.
Drive well please.
How are my eyebrows?
Exactly the same.
This morning... The kiss...
You know this place, right?
Take me there.
- Excuse me? Pay up!
- The taxi fare!
Jinho!
Jinho!
- You were surprised, weren't you?
- Yes, big time.
Didn't you miss me?
Let's break up.
Forgot what you told me
at the ballpark?
'Like a closer in baseball
I'll close your dating world. '
I'm like a relief pitcher for you
rather than a closer.
Are you okay?
Excuse me?
- Excuse me?
- What?
Yes, I've been dumped.
Satisfied now?
You know what?
He doesn't deserve you.
So...
Still interested in me?
I told you I am spoken for!
- I was...
- I'm just saying...
You see the opening, huh?
Don't even think about it.
What?
Do you have any idea
what trouble you put me in?
What are you talking about?
- This morning...
- This morning what?
- The kiss!
- With who?
Sister!
You can leave in the morning.
Men are all pigs
except your dad and priests.
Uncle, lend me some money
so I can go back.
The airfare?
Every penny here belongs to God.
That's a lame excuse!
It's not.
Would a priest lie to you?
You think your mom will take you back in?
Save the electricity and sleep.
What a waste of time...
Think of me as a maid
for a month.
The airfare is $1,500.
Pay me $50 a day.
Out of the way!
- What? What do you want?
- Don't be so mean, Sister.
- Father?
- Sister?
Is that your pick-up line?
- About sister Bonghee...
- I am a seminarian!
- Her staying in the church...
- Where's the world going?
- It's against the rules.
- A seminarian...
attacking a woman?
She's not even baptized.
God has a plan.
That's why he sent her to us.
What's wrong with you?
It's been hell since I met her.
- My future is doomed.
- The year of snakes, right?
'He pushes things ardently
but nothing bears fruit. '
Shin Sundal, Thomas!
Fortune telling is only
for the weak-minded.
He's at it again.
I don't care...
CHECK YOUR FORTUNES
NOR FAVORABLE
Who the fuck threw?
- Didn't you go to school?
- We're on suspension.
Watch your attitude, asshole.
You're pushing it, girls.
No swearing!
Stupid asshole...
It's natural for seminarians
to serve the church!
The bell rings at dawn lately.
Who rings it?
Isn't it refreshing?
- Father!
- Don't ring the bell!
Farmers need to sleep tight.
If it happens again
I'm converting to Buddhism.
Be it temple or church
what counts is that you pray.
- You mean that?
- What were you gonna say?
See you later.
- Sure, I won't be long.
- Okay, Father.
Here comes the van!
Bonghee's helping us
with the kids.
Slow down.
What's the rush?
The limit is 60 km/h here.
Slow down.
Take the wheel!
Don't like they way I drive?
You drive then.
I don't have a license.
You call yourself a man?
What does that have to do
with being a man?
It's not because I couldn't
but I didn't need to.
Right, you're a seminarian.
You don't need a car for dates.
I understand.
Slow down, will you?
It's mine.
Fuck!
Don't use such a word.
He doesn't like it.
- Man up there?
- He doesn't like that either.
I don't need a lecture
from a man wearing a skirt!
Pretty Bonghee likes
such words.
Shit, fuck, shit, fuck...
Stop it.
Or I'm gonna spank you
before God does
Moron!
Sister Bonghee!
That's too much exposure
in front of House of God.
The sunlight is God's blessing.
And I'm just absorbing it with my whole body.
Is that a problem?
Aren't you afraid of
God's judgement?
I'm more afraid of you.
Leave me alone, will you?
Stop looking!
God!
Confess your sins.
I have hatred in my mind.
Go on.
I can't say who it is...
but I run into this person
often lately.
Who's that?
Kids almost had an accident
because of her yesterday.
And she made a profane scene
in the garden earlier.
She spreads devil's words
to heavenly kids.
Shit, fuck, shit, fuck...
Bonghee should confess
not you.
Right!
No.
I confess my sin for hating her
for acting senselessly
in the presence of God.
I deserve penance.
Penance?
But it's not a grave sin.
It is.
As a soon-to-be-priest,
I deserve to be punished.
Bonghee's to be punished.
I have an idea.
Try to get her baptized.
Father, that's too harsh.
Give me another penance.
Teach catechism for her
to be baptized.
Consider it a part of the training.
Father? Father?
Who knows?
She might agree easily.
You don't know her.
She's not human.
No woman is.
They are God's blessings.
It can't be that difficult.
It's like setting up
a blind date.
A blind date?
Kyushik!
What's most important is
how to introduce both parties.
That's the key.
Our Lord is Mr. BMOC.
Mr. BMOC!
- He's cool.
- Cool!
- Freaking cool.
- Freaking cool!
Blow him out of proposition.
What a beautiful day!
Excuse me?
I got you something.
Why are you being so nice to me?
This is like a ticket
to heaven.
More like toilet paper.
If you read the first ten pages
God's words will touch your...
Got it!
You were doing it wrong.
The success of a blind date
depends on the person setting it up.
Put yourself in her shoes.
Would you say YES
to a shabby-looking man?
'Bonghee, God is Mr. BMOC.
Wanna meet him? '
Catch my drift?
Good job!
Looking good.
God looks way better
than me.
Like you've seen him
in person!
What?
Good Lord!
You gave it to me.
Take it off.
There you go again pouting.
Take it off now!
A rosary is not a necklace.
It's for prayers!
What are you, an Indian giver?
I will make her repent!
Not that I care
if she goes to hell.
She's a lost sheep.
Guide her well to heaven.
I got an idea, Kyushik.
You have to give her
what she needs the most.
The answer is HEAVEN!
Wandering for god!
- You're on your own!
- Where are you going?
We should've worn something else.
We're not here for fun
but for a call!
And this outfit works in HEAVEN.
Show me your teeth.
Keep an eye on your sheep!
Take care of her.
I'm going for fallen angels!
- Wait!
- Oh yeah!
Mr. Matrix!
Wanna meet hot chicks?
Here he is, girls.
God, you have style!
It's Zen style that's it lately.
- Where did you buy it?
- At a shop named Virgin Mary.
- Where's that?
- He won't tell us.
- The style is everything.
- Come on, let's drink.
- I can't, I have a cold.
- Excuse me...
You're so funny.
Bottoms up.
- It's okay. Go ahead.
- Drink up!
- Men are all pigs!
- Let's drink.
Drink up!
- Let's drink.
- Drink up!
Sorry.
I hope you meet nice guys.
- What?
- What's going on?
- What?
- I'm dizzy, let's go.
Jinho?
Jinho!
Jinho!
You're not him.
He isn't a shit like you.
Your ugly face disgusts me.
What?
Let me handle her, Bro.
- Hey!
- Who are you punks?
Are you nuts?
- Why'd you hit me?
- What?
Please don't be mad.
She's mentally disordered.
We will leave.
- Not so fast!
- Bro!
Let go of me!
Get her! Bro!
Get her!
Get her!
- Stay with me.
- Find them!
There they are!
Come on, they're running!
You can't even run?!
You good-for-nothing
thick heads!
On the double, morons!
Go that way!
It's a dead end!
Look before you go, asshole!
- Not there?
- No, Bro.
Bastards, hurry up!
Give us a room quick.
Look at her.
I don't think you need to hurry.
Hourly or for the night?
Hours aren't gonna be enough.
Trying different things?
Too much is never good.
You thought
you could run from me?
You bastard.
Go away!
Hey, Hey.
- Did you take me here?
- Because you were...
Why do you follow me around?
Still have a crush on me?
Don't flatter yourself.
Without me
you could have gotten into a big...
Don't tell me
you can't ride a bike.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Whose bike does she think it is?
Slow down, dude.
I feel like throwing up.
Why'd you drink so much?
By the way
Don't call me dude.
Sorry, dude.
Why don't we walk?
Okay, it's not comfortable anyway.
What are they doing?
Freeze & Melt game
- Don't you know?
- I don't know
Say Freeze, and you stop.
Say Melt, and you run.
Didn't you play it
when you were little?
I feel sorry for 'IT'.
It's like one-sided love.
Freeze!
I can't believe
you actually stopped!
- What?
- Get on! Or you wanna walk?
Okay.
My head!
Where's Kyushik?
He's quite busy lately
with missionary work.
- Using his good looks?
- Me?
- Good looks...
- I'm going to village head's.
He's serving you
dog stew again?
I don't know.
Father, let me carry it
for you.
It's too heavy for you.
Shall we go?
List of duties
Baptizing BongHee X
Practicing an epithalamium?
Tie my hands in bed tonight.
I ate something
and I feel so strong.
Go away.
What's that?
Neither religion nor romance is
meant to be forced.
There she comes.
Why don't you ask her
to join the choir?
Go ahead.
You want me to? Fine!
Watch me!
Sister Bonghee
What?
Do I start from tomorrow?
- What'd you say to her?
- Just some honeyed words.
Thanks!
By the way...
She asked for some videos.
5 new titles each week
R- rated horror
and action flicks.
You can't watch them
at church.
Okay, no problem.
And a case of wine.
Wine for mass?
Are you nuts?
Don't wanna baptize her?
Don't wanna be a priest?
Okay.
- And...
- What now?!
She was walking home
through the woods,
thinking how hungry
her kids might be.
Right then, a tiger jumped
out of bushes.
Give me the cake
or I'll eat you.
- That's boring.
- What are you, a cat?
The tiger opened its big mouth.
She was so scared
but threw the cake to the tiger.
While the tiger was eating it
she ran her heart out.
But at the next hill...
Give me the cake
or I'll eat you!
Kill the tiger!
Die!
Bonghee, they're asleep.
You have choir practice.
Let me sleep some more.
Should I wake them all up?
You are too wicked
to be a priest.
- That's the best they can do.
- Amen.
Not suitable for a wedding is it?
Thanks for helping out
with the kids.
Bye!
They're here!
- What are they doing?
- He's so cute.
- On the right!
- No, he's better.
- No way!
- He's ugly.
No, he's more cute.
Who the fuck hit me?
Watch your language, girl.
You're a priest.
Don't touch a woman's butt.
I changed your diapers
when you were a baby.
- You're embarrassing me! Go, Father.
- Okay.
Welcome.
- This is my brother.
- He's good looking.
I, Yang Bonghee...
whether happy or sad...
until God separates us
I swear to love you
forever and ever.
- What are you doing?
- What are YOU doing?
I asked
what you were doing.
I put on the dress
so it wouldn't get wrinkled.
Must be a reject.
It ripped too easily.
Watch out for the bride.
You'd make a great wife.
You can cook and clean.
You can sew too.
God loves one who prays well
more than one who cooks well.
Except God...
Don't most men like girls
who can cook?
Jinho didn't like
what I cooked.
You think
he dumped you for that?
If so, you're better off
without him.
You don't get married
for good meals.
For sex!
That got me wondering.
Seminarians don't get married.
- How do they resolve their desires?
- Ouch, I got pricked.
Stop playing naive.
Tell me.
What?
You aren't impotent, are you?
Oh God!
I'm so sorry.
That was it.
I'm done.
Wishing the bride and groom
a bright future,
an epithalamium will be sung.
Please welcome the choir.
* When the night is
* silent and calm
* I put my hands together and pray
* Oh, this holy night
* you're in pain
* longing for the grace
* like a long-awaited rain
* Send him a woman
* He has never held
a woman's hand
* in his life
* Look into his innocent eyes
* Send him a woman
* Just by looking at her
* his face turns red
* He's as soft as silk
* Praise them
* That beautiful couple
* I wonder
* what makes them happy
* Please bless them
* with everlasting love
* I'm jealous but alright
* You are now one
* cherishing each other
* Please love me too
Send them only love
* the world is more beautiful than ever
* So is their love
* We can't even dream of it
* I will
You are in trouble
* Let's keep it to ourselves
Please be nice
* You will be forever
* together
* Amen.
Minwoo!
Been a while.
What a nice surprise!
Good to see you again.
It's been almost a year
since you became a priest.
I've never seen you
in plain clothes before.
Is that so?
Honey, who's he?
- She's my fianc?e.
- Hi.
We're getting married
next month.
Not everybody can be a priest.
But how could he do that?
Hey!
Get in!
Why?
Don't ask.
Just get in!
This isn't for your private use.
I know you're depressed
and upset.
I was wondering what place
would make you feel better.
And I found one.
Heaven!
Come on!
Looking at 10 million people
how does that feel?
Do you see any?
I only see the buildings.
Come on, you believe in God
who is invisible.
No wonder you can't see
your friend's heart.
It's just that...
He happens to love someone else.
- We shouldn't.
- Why not?
- Because we're different.
- How different?
You are not God after all.
- Pretty.
- It's not an accessory.
You see her everyday.
Why carry her picture?
Aren't you tired of her?
You get tired of a guy you love
if you see him everyday?
My dad got me this
when I got into the seminary.
He couldn't be happier.
I had my parents' photo in it.
But my dad took it out
saying it should be someone
I love the most
and replaced it with this one.
Then I realized.
So I prayed right away
to God and the Virgin Mary
that I was sorry I forgot
whom I loved the most.
- Say, Ah.
- Ah!
Let's get one.
Give us one please.
- Here you go
- You look like grandpa.
Never had it before.
- Say a blessing!
- After I'm done!
This is good.
Why a long face?
Are you mad that I ate it?
You said you wanted one.
What's this?
It's been flickering.
A gas gauge!
We've run out of gas!
This van is a gas-guzzler!
Sister Bonghee!
Sister Bonghee!
It's pouring down!
Go away!
You're gonna get sick!
Go away!
Pull yourself together!
You can't force love!
What do you know?
You've never been in love!
The air is good out here.
It's not an acid rain.
What do you see in him?
Why so curious?
You will never date.
I can't help it.
About this time last year
there was this pair of shoes
I was dying to have.
But no shop carried them.
Jinho took me to a baseball game
on my birthday,
and gave me a present.
It was those shoes, right?
- Just a sheer coincidence.
- It's destiny!
One that bonded us together!
But...
It wasn't strong enough.
Tell me.
You still miss him?
I loved going to baseball games
with him.
I'll get over him.
I should.
I should.
I'm confiscating this.
This won't help you.
I'm starving.
Here.
You carry food on you?
Deo Gratias!
Is it Latin?
What does it mean?
'Thank you, God. '
Nothing important.
- It's like a secret code.
- A secret code?
When confessing your love,
if someone hears you
it's embarrassing.
So I whisper
only to God's ears
that I love and thank him.
Deo Gratias?
Deo Gratias.
She's still very feverish.
She won't eat.
Didn't I see this coming!
An illness disappears
when you suffer enough.
- That's right.
- Let's go if you're done.
I'll be right with you.
Give what's needed the most?
You do the dishes then.
See you.
Today?s Game
LG VS KIA (14:00)
I didn't know you liked baseball.
Of course!
It's my favorite sport.
Bonghee!
What's this all about?
Nothing!
Try to have fun!
What are you doing?
Our team is losing
and you're not cheering?
Someone fixed them.
But I don't like them any more.
They're too tacky.
Out of courtesy, I put them on.
But I'm throwing them out
tomorrow.
- Should I get baptized?
- Really?
Why?
That's all you have to say?
Aren't you happy
I'm getting baptized?
You're getting baptized.
Why should I be?
You know what?
Sundal told me everything.
You're becoming a priest
thanks to me.
Shut up!
Thank you, God.
Thank you!
I should memorize all these?
I don't think you can make it
this time.
Is that reverse psychology?
Demonstrate it for me.
I can do it if you can.
Come on!
I know the whole bible
by heart.
I know.
Try it anyway.
Prayer of contrition.
Do it. Eyes closed!
Stop yelling at me.
Lord of heaven
I've committed many sins.
Now I atone before you.
With love for God
I swear never to betray again.
Please make your blessing
completed, Amen.
I couldn't find some beads.
So I replaced them
with my pearls.
Take it.
Impressed?
This, this, and this...
Memorize them by tomorrow.
Finished already?
What a lazy teacher!
We're out of candles.
Go get some.
He turns me off.
I wish he dropped dead.
He teaches bible really well.
His name, Kyushik, is so corny.
I know this guy
who is as irritating as him.
I like pork, and he likes beef.
I like domestic cigarettes
but he smokes only imported ones.
We have nothing in common!
What's worse is that...
I like him
but he likes my friend.
So what?
If you like him, grab him.
Steal him!
Bonghee!
Yang Bonghee...
Where is she?
Can we start all over?
Good for her.
Really good.
- What are you doing here?
- I lit candles.
I couldn't sleep.
Why? Anything wrong?
Jinho came by today.
Do you think
we're good together?
Jinho and I?
Why ask me that?
As you know
I've never been in love
So don't ask me.
Where did you go?
You're pouting again?
- Come with me.
- Where?
Come on, you'll find out.
- Are you done?
- Okay.
Go ahead, Father.
Wait!
The lighting ceremony begins.
Get ready.
One... Two... Go!
I think
I'm better at lighting
street lamps than preaching.
You think so?
Then you light up the rest.
Sure.
What do you think?
Nice, isn't it?
We've been temping
to pay for these street lights.
- It's nice.
- Isn't it?
You know what?
I was never this afraid
when we were in the seminary.
What if I really become
a priest?
- Father, let me carry it.
- It's alright.
Announcement of Ordination Kim
Kyushik, Peter Shin Sundal, Thomas
It's just around the corner.
Introductory Catholic Catechism
Eightth, Thou shalt not bear false
witness against thy neighbor.
Ninth, Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's wife.
Tenth, Thou shalt not cover
they neighbor's house.
Don't get confused like that
on the real test.
Okay
Let's call it a day.
Your ordination is soon, right?
It just came to my mind.
You won't see me get baptized?
I'll be going away, so...
Let's rehearse.
Rehearse what?
The baptismal ceremony!
- You're kidding.
- Hey!
You're not curious of your first
pupil's baptismal ceremony?
You will baptize
when you become a priest.
Practice makes perfect, right?
In the name of
the Holy Father
the Holy Son
and the Holy Spirit
I baptize
Sister Yang Bonghee.
You look better
with it down to here.
We're done.
This is enough.
Freeze!
You can't move.
I said 'Freeze. '
You and I are frozen.
So is The Virgin Mary.
God is frozen too.
Nobody can see.
Nobody can hear.
If you have anything
to confess to me...
Now's the chance.
Nothing?
Have you shoplifted?
Have you been a flasher?
Or...
Do you like me?
Nothing?
Nothing.
I have one.
I can't get baptized this time.
I won't be able to see
your ordination.
I'm going back to America
with Jinho.
Good for you. Really.
- You always wanted to go back.
- Think so?
You belong in America.
That's good.
Really good.
Yeah...
Don't step into my heart.
Fool!
Let me ask you.
Priests are not allowed to love
only one person, right?
I know that.
But...
I've committed a sin.
Please forgive me.
But...
If I do penance for it...
These feelings...
Can they be as pure
as they were?
Having done so much
for our church,
they're going back to school soon.
Please give applause to these
two seminarians.
Come on
let's go.
Wait!
Thanks!
Would you look at this?
- Why so polite all of a sudden?
- Just because.
What's this?
There's this guy I like,
but he doesn't seem to be
interested in me.
So I wrote
a Dear John letter.
Take a look.
And what?
I am bad at spelling.
See if there are any typos
will you?
Don't wanna be embarrassed.
'Lf you don't go out with me'
'you are Deo Gratias... '
- How do you know this?
- What?
DEO GRATIAS...
Bonghee said that behind your back
when you walked by.
Deo Gratias... Deo Gratias...
So I asked her if it was a curse.
A curse?
You know she hates you.
So I thought it was a curse.
But she wouldn't tell me
saying it was a secret code.
A secret code?
When confessing your love,
if someone hears you
it's embarrassing.
So I whisper
only to God's ears
that I love and thank him.
Deo Gratias?
Deo Gratias.
You're not coming back, right?
- Bye, Father!
- Bye
- Stop playing hooky!
- Bye!
- Call me when you graduate.
- Bye!
Shin Sundal, Thomas
Show us your ability
Be a good pastor.
So nervous!
Worse than
when I first saw porn.
Don't be nervous, man.
We passed the training
with flying colors.
Is this how it feels
at the altar?
Sundal.
Tell me honestly.
You think
I'm good enough to be a priest?
Yes, you're good enough
to be a spoon.
- A spoon?
- Priests are like spoons.
You can eat without a spoon
using chopsticks or hands.
What's important is the meal
not the spoon.
I've committed a sin.
That's not a sin.
It's love.
Sundal.
God is proud of you
more than anyone else
on earth.
My proposal is still good.
Go. I know you're busy.
Kim Woojin, Paul,
in evidence that you dedicate
yourself to Christ
long for heaven
and serve for people and God...
Are you willing to make
an oath of celibacy?
Deo Gratias.
- Shin Sundal, Thomas.
- Here.
Shin Sundal, Thomas
in evidence that you dedicate
yourself to Christ
are you willing to make
an oath of celibacy?
Deo Gratias.
- Kim Kyushik, Peter.
- Here.
Kim Kyushik, Peter
in evidence that you dedicate
yourself to Christ
and serve for people and God...
Are you willing to make
an oath of celibacy?
Will you make an oath
of celibacy?
My father said it should be
someone I love the most.
And put this picture in it.
I told God I was sorry to forget
whom I loved the most.
Hey!
I told you
it wasn't for drinking.
Haven't you learned anything?
What are you doing here?
I thought you were going back.
What are YOU doing here?
Doesn't look good on me
does it?
I look better in frock.
You have no idea
how uncomfortable it is.
Going up and down the stairs...
Going to the bathroom...
Riding a bike
with you on the back...
Above all, it's too hard
to approach you with it on.
Don't cry.
I thank you for having graced me
with this frock.
Deo Gratias.
You look like an old man.
Let it loose a bit.
Why didn't you wait
a little longer?
Me?
I have something to tell God.
I have one more too.
Wherever I am, however I am.
I always love you.
Deo Gratias.
A KiHweck ShiDae production
Benedicamus Domino!
Deo Gratias!
Love, So Divine
Where did you go?
Hey, the wall is quite high.
I fell!
I saved sheep that got lost.
What's this?
What?
Sheep from faraway, huh?
Right, sexy Russian...
You know what I think?
As soon-to-be priests
we shouldn't neglect Russian sheep.
We're acolytes today
remember?
Yeah, sure.
What about our ordination
in a month?
Yeah, sure.
Let's go.
Hey!
Wait up!
Kwon Sangwoo
Kyushik, have you tried a whisky mac?
Kwon Sangwoo
- A total blessing!
- Shut up and run! Ha Jiwon
Kim Inkwon
Slow down!
Executive Producer Soma H.Z. Chung
Producer Yoo Intaek
Line Producers
Jung Sookjung, Nam Jinho
Seminarians Only
No Trespassing
Directed by Huh Inmoo
Where's the hole?
Boy, that was close.
Did you forget that
Pope sanctified this himself?
If you break it
You could get expelled.
It isn't that easy to get
kicked out of a seminary.
That's your expertise.
I'll take your word for it.
- Let's go.
- Hands off!
You take the censer.
He's so full of himself!
Didn't you tell me
Pope sanctified it?
Why is it so fragile?
Need a hand?
Don't worry about it.
It's nothing.
All you do is work your butt off.
I did well last year.
Trust me.
By promising to clean up
their septic tanks
I converted so many
which I did for two months.
- What if I don't do well?
- You get expelled.
Don't worry.
Just follow my lead.
There's a five-and-dime store
up ahead.
There you turn to other way.
Go straight, and then...
- Turn right, and go straight.
- So I take a right turn?
- No, you go this way.
- Isn't this way right?
- Go right and...
- You're saving it to sell?
Every little bit helps!
About 30 steps...
Am I talking to the wall?
So bitter!
Damn!
It's liquor.
Check her out.
That's what you call a blessing.
You're late.
How come?
Don't forget why you're here.
It's not what you think.
Where's Father?
He'll be here soon.
Look at those tools.
What if he hits us with them
Let's see.
What'd you study in the seminary?
About the ecclesiastical court
when Council of Trient ruled.
After the ordination
I'm going to study
how medieval philosophies
- influenced the modern church.
- I see. You?
I've been studying
how female Russian followers
influenced Korean theology.
After the ordination...
Women from Southeast Asia...
My main interest of study is
female followers.
Sounds very global.
- Did you eat?
- Pardon?
Go to the kitchen and eat.
Blessings won't do you any good
when you're hungry.
Never skip meals, okay?
Okay
Benedicamus Domino!
Deo Gratias.
The ordination is due soon.
Please watch over me.
Deo Gratias.
Who are you?
What are you doing here?
Please leave.
This is House of God.
Why don't you...
My Lord!
So salty!
That's Holy Water!
Leave!
Excuse me?
I can get into trouble for this.
It was an accident.
I'd never seen her before.
- Really!
- And you kissed her?
Fine, I'll keep it to myself.
- A beau means trouble!
- That's right.
What were you thinking?
You've been so good until now.
Shame on you!
That's not it!
What? She flew all the way here
to cause troubles?
No way!
She can't stay here.
Take her right now!
Father, forgive me.
The ordination is in a month.
I'll get expelled if I return now.
- What?
- I can't, and I shouldn't.
I mean... I'm going insane!
- You're going insane here?
- No, you misunderstand me.
I didn't mean for this to happen.
I didn't mean to kiss her.
- You kissed?
- Uncle Nam!
- My head is splitting.
- Yang Bonghee, you!
You ran here from America?
What a waste of money!
- I came back to get married.
- You wish!
I already talked to your mom.
Come with me.
Cover your belly button!
I'm not done with you yet.
Come on.
Come on.
Hurry.
What was it like?
What?
The kiss!
It was your first time.
Hey, Kyushik.
Did you use your tongue?
Was it good? How was it?
Did you kiss her first?
Come on, tell me!
Smoking cigarettes here?
Should we smoke pot then?
- You're not old enough!
- You are new, who the hell are you?
Who am I?
A seminarian to become a priest!
A seminarian?
We're all students then.
Keep your big nose
out of our business, okay?
- How dare you girls...
- Damn!
My mom told me it was okay
to cause troubles at church.
Got a problem with that?
- Sundal!
- What?
- What?
- Come here.
- They're smoking here.
- Are they?
Look, the blessing is leaving.
- Hi!
- Hi!
Consider yourselves lucky.
- Can I get a ride?
- Hop in.
- Thanks.
- Excuse me? Excuse me!
Wait!
Thanks.
Where on earth is she?
Taxi!
Excuse me.
- I have something to tell you.
- What is it?
- It's...
- I'm busy. What is it?
It's...
Oh, I get it.
Sorry.
I'm spoken for.
Let's go, driver.
Hey...
Hey, wait!
We need to talk.
Get in!
I said I was busy.
Get in! Now!
You're so bossy.
What is it?
- This morning...
- Hold it for me.
- What?
- Hold it
Hold it still.
You're making me sick.
Drive well please.
How are my eyebrows?
Exactly the same.
This morning... The kiss...
You know this place, right?
Take me there.
- Excuse me? Pay up!
- The taxi fare!
Jinho!
Jinho!
- You were surprised, weren't you?
- Yes, big time.
Didn't you miss me?
Let's break up.
Forgot what you told me
at the ballpark?
'Like a closer in baseball
I'll close your dating world. '
I'm like a relief pitcher for you
rather than a closer.
Are you okay?
Excuse me?
- Excuse me?
- What?
Yes, I've been dumped.
Satisfied now?
You know what?
He doesn't deserve you.
So...
Still interested in me?
I told you I am spoken for!
- I was...
- I'm just saying...
You see the opening, huh?
Don't even think about it.
What?
Do you have any idea
what trouble you put me in?
What are you talking about?
- This morning...
- This morning what?
- The kiss!
- With who?
Sister!
You can leave in the morning.
Men are all pigs
except your dad and priests.
Uncle, lend me some money
so I can go back.
The airfare?
Every penny here belongs to God.
That's a lame excuse!
It's not.
Would a priest lie to you?
You think your mom will take you back in?
Save the electricity and sleep.
What a waste of time...
Think of me as a maid
for a month.
The airfare is $1,500.
Pay me $50 a day.
Out of the way!
- What? What do you want?
- Don't be so mean, Sister.
- Father?
- Sister?
Is that your pick-up line?
- About sister Bonghee...
- I am a seminarian!
- Her staying in the church...
- Where's the world going?
- It's against the rules.
- A seminarian...
attacking a woman?
She's not even baptized.
God has a plan.
That's why he sent her to us.
What's wrong with you?
It's been hell since I met her.
- My future is doomed.
- The year of snakes, right?
'He pushes things ardently
but nothing bears fruit. '
Shin Sundal, Thomas!
Fortune telling is only
for the weak-minded.
He's at it again.
I don't care...
CHECK YOUR FORTUNES
NOR FAVORABLE
Who the fuck threw?
- Didn't you go to school?
- We're on suspension.
Watch your attitude, asshole.
You're pushing it, girls.
No swearing!
Stupid asshole...
It's natural for seminarians
to serve the church!
The bell rings at dawn lately.
Who rings it?
Isn't it refreshing?
- Father!
- Don't ring the bell!
Farmers need to sleep tight.
If it happens again
I'm converting to Buddhism.
Be it temple or church
what counts is that you pray.
- You mean that?
- What were you gonna say?
See you later.
- Sure, I won't be long.
- Okay, Father.
Here comes the van!
Bonghee's helping us
with the kids.
Slow down.
What's the rush?
The limit is 60 km/h here.
Slow down.
Take the wheel!
Don't like they way I drive?
You drive then.
I don't have a license.
You call yourself a man?
What does that have to do
with being a man?
It's not because I couldn't
but I didn't need to.
Right, you're a seminarian.
You don't need a car for dates.
I understand.
Slow down, will you?
It's mine.
Fuck!
Don't use such a word.
He doesn't like it.
- Man up there?
- He doesn't like that either.
I don't need a lecture
from a man wearing a skirt!
Pretty Bonghee likes
such words.
Shit, fuck, shit, fuck...
Stop it.
Or I'm gonna spank you
before God does
Moron!
Sister Bonghee!
That's too much exposure
in front of House of God.
The sunlight is God's blessing.
And I'm just absorbing it with my whole body.
Is that a problem?
Aren't you afraid of
God's judgement?
I'm more afraid of you.
Leave me alone, will you?
Stop looking!
God!
Confess your sins.
I have hatred in my mind.
Go on.
I can't say who it is...
but I run into this person
often lately.
Who's that?
Kids almost had an accident
because of her yesterday.
And she made a profane scene
in the garden earlier.
She spreads devil's words
to heavenly kids.
Shit, fuck, shit, fuck...
Bonghee should confess
not you.
Right!
No.
I confess my sin for hating her
for acting senselessly
in the presence of God.
I deserve penance.
Penance?
But it's not a grave sin.
It is.
As a soon-to-be-priest,
I deserve to be punished.
Bonghee's to be punished.
I have an idea.
Try to get her baptized.
Father, that's too harsh.
Give me another penance.
Teach catechism for her
to be baptized.
Consider it a part of the training.
Father? Father?
Who knows?
She might agree easily.
You don't know her.
She's not human.
No woman is.
They are God's blessings.
It can't be that difficult.
It's like setting up
a blind date.
A blind date?
Kyushik!
What's most important is
how to introduce both parties.
That's the key.
Our Lord is Mr. BMOC.
Mr. BMOC!
- He's cool.
- Cool!
- Freaking cool.
- Freaking cool!
Blow him out of proposition.
What a beautiful day!
Excuse me?
I got you something.
Why are you being so nice to me?
This is like a ticket
to heaven.
More like toilet paper.
If you read the first ten pages
God's words will touch your...
Got it!
You were doing it wrong.
The success of a blind date
depends on the person setting it up.
Put yourself in her shoes.
Would you say YES
to a shabby-looking man?
'Bonghee, God is Mr. BMOC.
Wanna meet him? '
Catch my drift?
Good job!
Looking good.
God looks way better
than me.
Like you've seen him
in person!
What?
Good Lord!
You gave it to me.
Take it off.
There you go again pouting.
Take it off now!
A rosary is not a necklace.
It's for prayers!
What are you, an Indian giver?
I will make her repent!
Not that I care
if she goes to hell.
She's a lost sheep.
Guide her well to heaven.
I got an idea, Kyushik.
You have to give her
what she needs the most.
The answer is HEAVEN!
Wandering for god!
- You're on your own!
- Where are you going?
We should've worn something else.
We're not here for fun
but for a call!
And this outfit works in HEAVEN.
Show me your teeth.
Keep an eye on your sheep!
Take care of her.
I'm going for fallen angels!
- Wait!
- Oh yeah!
Mr. Matrix!
Wanna meet hot chicks?
Here he is, girls.
God, you have style!
It's Zen style that's it lately.
- Where did you buy it?
- At a shop named Virgin Mary.
- Where's that?
- He won't tell us.
- The style is everything.
- Come on, let's drink.
- I can't, I have a cold.
- Excuse me...
You're so funny.
Bottoms up.
- It's okay. Go ahead.
- Drink up!
- Men are all pigs!
- Let's drink.
Drink up!
- Let's drink.
- Drink up!
Sorry.
I hope you meet nice guys.
- What?
- What's going on?
- What?
- I'm dizzy, let's go.
Jinho?
Jinho!
Jinho!
You're not him.
He isn't a shit like you.
Your ugly face disgusts me.
What?
Let me handle her, Bro.
- Hey!
- Who are you punks?
Are you nuts?
- Why'd you hit me?
- What?
Please don't be mad.
She's mentally disordered.
We will leave.
- Not so fast!
- Bro!
Let go of me!
Get her! Bro!
Get her!
Get her!
- Stay with me.
- Find them!
There they are!
Come on, they're running!
You can't even run?!
You good-for-nothing
thick heads!
On the double, morons!
Go that way!
It's a dead end!
Look before you go, asshole!
- Not there?
- No, Bro.
Bastards, hurry up!
Give us a room quick.
Look at her.
I don't think you need to hurry.
Hourly or for the night?
Hours aren't gonna be enough.
Trying different things?
Too much is never good.
You thought
you could run from me?
You bastard.
Go away!
Hey, Hey.
- Did you take me here?
- Because you were...
Why do you follow me around?
Still have a crush on me?
Don't flatter yourself.
Without me
you could have gotten into a big...
Don't tell me
you can't ride a bike.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Whose bike does she think it is?
Slow down, dude.
I feel like throwing up.
Why'd you drink so much?
By the way
Don't call me dude.
Sorry, dude.
Why don't we walk?
Okay, it's not comfortable anyway.
What are they doing?
Freeze & Melt game
- Don't you know?
- I don't know
Say Freeze, and you stop.
Say Melt, and you run.
Didn't you play it
when you were little?
I feel sorry for 'IT'.
It's like one-sided love.
Freeze!
I can't believe
you actually stopped!
- What?
- Get on! Or you wanna walk?
Okay.
My head!
Where's Kyushik?
He's quite busy lately
with missionary work.
- Using his good looks?
- Me?
- Good looks...
- I'm going to village head's.
He's serving you
dog stew again?
I don't know.
Father, let me carry it
for you.
It's too heavy for you.
Shall we go?
List of duties
Baptizing BongHee X
Practicing an epithalamium?
Tie my hands in bed tonight.
I ate something
and I feel so strong.
Go away.
What's that?
Neither religion nor romance is
meant to be forced.
There she comes.
Why don't you ask her
to join the choir?
Go ahead.
You want me to? Fine!
Watch me!
Sister Bonghee
What?
Do I start from tomorrow?
- What'd you say to her?
- Just some honeyed words.
Thanks!
By the way...
She asked for some videos.
5 new titles each week
R- rated horror
and action flicks.
You can't watch them
at church.
Okay, no problem.
And a case of wine.
Wine for mass?
Are you nuts?
Don't wanna baptize her?
Don't wanna be a priest?
Okay.
- And...
- What now?!
She was walking home
through the woods,
thinking how hungry
her kids might be.
Right then, a tiger jumped
out of bushes.
Give me the cake
or I'll eat you.
- That's boring.
- What are you, a cat?
The tiger opened its big mouth.
She was so scared
but threw the cake to the tiger.
While the tiger was eating it
she ran her heart out.
But at the next hill...
Give me the cake
or I'll eat you!
Kill the tiger!
Die!
Bonghee, they're asleep.
You have choir practice.
Let me sleep some more.
Should I wake them all up?
You are too wicked
to be a priest.
- That's the best they can do.
- Amen.
Not suitable for a wedding is it?
Thanks for helping out
with the kids.
Bye!
They're here!
- What are they doing?
- He's so cute.
- On the right!
- No, he's better.
- No way!
- He's ugly.
No, he's more cute.
Who the fuck hit me?
Watch your language, girl.
You're a priest.
Don't touch a woman's butt.
I changed your diapers
when you were a baby.
- You're embarrassing me! Go, Father.
- Okay.
Welcome.
- This is my brother.
- He's good looking.
I, Yang Bonghee...
whether happy or sad...
until God separates us
I swear to love you
forever and ever.
- What are you doing?
- What are YOU doing?
I asked
what you were doing.
I put on the dress
so it wouldn't get wrinkled.
Must be a reject.
It ripped too easily.
Watch out for the bride.
You'd make a great wife.
You can cook and clean.
You can sew too.
God loves one who prays well
more than one who cooks well.
Except God...
Don't most men like girls
who can cook?
Jinho didn't like
what I cooked.
You think
he dumped you for that?
If so, you're better off
without him.
You don't get married
for good meals.
For sex!
That got me wondering.
Seminarians don't get married.
- How do they resolve their desires?
- Ouch, I got pricked.
Stop playing naive.
Tell me.
What?
You aren't impotent, are you?
Oh God!
I'm so sorry.
That was it.
I'm done.
Wishing the bride and groom
a bright future,
an epithalamium will be sung.
Please welcome the choir.
* When the night is
* silent and calm
* I put my hands together and pray
* Oh, this holy night
* you're in pain
* longing for the grace
* like a long-awaited rain
* Send him a woman
* He has never held
a woman's hand
* in his life
* Look into his innocent eyes
* Send him a woman
* Just by looking at her
* his face turns red
* He's as soft as silk
* Praise them
* That beautiful couple
* I wonder
* what makes them happy
* Please bless them
* with everlasting love
* I'm jealous but alright
* You are now one
* cherishing each other
* Please love me too
Send them only love
* the world is more beautiful than ever
* So is their love
* We can't even dream of it
* I will
You are in trouble
* Let's keep it to ourselves
Please be nice
* You will be forever
* together
* Amen.
Minwoo!
Been a while.
What a nice surprise!
Good to see you again.
It's been almost a year
since you became a priest.
I've never seen you
in plain clothes before.
Is that so?
Honey, who's he?
- She's my fianc?e.
- Hi.
We're getting married
next month.
Not everybody can be a priest.
But how could he do that?
Hey!
Get in!
Why?
Don't ask.
Just get in!
This isn't for your private use.
I know you're depressed
and upset.
I was wondering what place
would make you feel better.
And I found one.
Heaven!
Come on!
Looking at 10 million people
how does that feel?
Do you see any?
I only see the buildings.
Come on, you believe in God
who is invisible.
No wonder you can't see
your friend's heart.
It's just that...
He happens to love someone else.
- We shouldn't.
- Why not?
- Because we're different.
- How different?
You are not God after all.
- Pretty.
- It's not an accessory.
You see her everyday.
Why carry her picture?
Aren't you tired of her?
You get tired of a guy you love
if you see him everyday?
My dad got me this
when I got into the seminary.
He couldn't be happier.
I had my parents' photo in it.
But my dad took it out
saying it should be someone
I love the most
and replaced it with this one.
Then I realized.
So I prayed right away
to God and the Virgin Mary
that I was sorry I forgot
whom I loved the most.
- Say, Ah.
- Ah!
Let's get one.
Give us one please.
- Here you go
- You look like grandpa.
Never had it before.
- Say a blessing!
- After I'm done!
This is good.
Why a long face?
Are you mad that I ate it?
You said you wanted one.
What's this?
It's been flickering.
A gas gauge!
We've run out of gas!
This van is a gas-guzzler!
Sister Bonghee!
Sister Bonghee!
It's pouring down!
Go away!
You're gonna get sick!
Go away!
Pull yourself together!
You can't force love!
What do you know?
You've never been in love!
The air is good out here.
It's not an acid rain.
What do you see in him?
Why so curious?
You will never date.
I can't help it.
About this time last year
there was this pair of shoes
I was dying to have.
But no shop carried them.
Jinho took me to a baseball game
on my birthday,
and gave me a present.
It was those shoes, right?
- Just a sheer coincidence.
- It's destiny!
One that bonded us together!
But...
It wasn't strong enough.
Tell me.
You still miss him?
I loved going to baseball games
with him.
I'll get over him.
I should.
I should.
I'm confiscating this.
This won't help you.
I'm starving.
Here.
You carry food on you?
Deo Gratias!
Is it Latin?
What does it mean?
'Thank you, God. '
Nothing important.
- It's like a secret code.
- A secret code?
When confessing your love,
if someone hears you
it's embarrassing.
So I whisper
only to God's ears
that I love and thank him.
Deo Gratias?
Deo Gratias.
She's still very feverish.
She won't eat.
Didn't I see this coming!
An illness disappears
when you suffer enough.
- That's right.
- Let's go if you're done.
I'll be right with you.
Give what's needed the most?
You do the dishes then.
See you.
Today?s Game
LG VS KIA (14:00)
I didn't know you liked baseball.
Of course!
It's my favorite sport.
Bonghee!
What's this all about?
Nothing!
Try to have fun!
What are you doing?
Our team is losing
and you're not cheering?
Someone fixed them.
But I don't like them any more.
They're too tacky.
Out of courtesy, I put them on.
But I'm throwing them out
tomorrow.
- Should I get baptized?
- Really?
Why?
That's all you have to say?
Aren't you happy
I'm getting baptized?
You're getting baptized.
Why should I be?
You know what?
Sundal told me everything.
You're becoming a priest
thanks to me.
Shut up!
Thank you, God.
Thank you!
I should memorize all these?
I don't think you can make it
this time.
Is that reverse psychology?
Demonstrate it for me.
I can do it if you can.
Come on!
I know the whole bible
by heart.
I know.
Try it anyway.
Prayer of contrition.
Do it. Eyes closed!
Stop yelling at me.
Lord of heaven
I've committed many sins.
Now I atone before you.
With love for God
I swear never to betray again.
Please make your blessing
completed, Amen.
I couldn't find some beads.
So I replaced them
with my pearls.
Take it.
Impressed?
This, this, and this...
Memorize them by tomorrow.
Finished already?
What a lazy teacher!
We're out of candles.
Go get some.
He turns me off.
I wish he dropped dead.
He teaches bible really well.
His name, Kyushik, is so corny.
I know this guy
who is as irritating as him.
I like pork, and he likes beef.
I like domestic cigarettes
but he smokes only imported ones.
We have nothing in common!
What's worse is that...
I like him
but he likes my friend.
So what?
If you like him, grab him.
Steal him!
Bonghee!
Yang Bonghee...
Where is she?
Can we start all over?
Good for her.
Really good.
- What are you doing here?
- I lit candles.
I couldn't sleep.
Why? Anything wrong?
Jinho came by today.
Do you think
we're good together?
Jinho and I?
Why ask me that?
As you know
I've never been in love
So don't ask me.
Where did you go?
You're pouting again?
- Come with me.
- Where?
Come on, you'll find out.
- Are you done?
- Okay.
Go ahead, Father.
Wait!
The lighting ceremony begins.
Get ready.
One... Two... Go!
I think
I'm better at lighting
street lamps than preaching.
You think so?
Then you light up the rest.
Sure.
What do you think?
Nice, isn't it?
We've been temping
to pay for these street lights.
- It's nice.
- Isn't it?
You know what?
I was never this afraid
when we were in the seminary.
What if I really become
a priest?
- Father, let me carry it.
- It's alright.
Announcement of Ordination Kim
Kyushik, Peter Shin Sundal, Thomas
It's just around the corner.
Introductory Catholic Catechism
Eightth, Thou shalt not bear false
witness against thy neighbor.
Ninth, Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's wife.
Tenth, Thou shalt not cover
they neighbor's house.
Don't get confused like that
on the real test.
Okay
Let's call it a day.
Your ordination is soon, right?
It just came to my mind.
You won't see me get baptized?
I'll be going away, so...
Let's rehearse.
Rehearse what?
The baptismal ceremony!
- You're kidding.
- Hey!
You're not curious of your first
pupil's baptismal ceremony?
You will baptize
when you become a priest.
Practice makes perfect, right?
In the name of
the Holy Father
the Holy Son
and the Holy Spirit
I baptize
Sister Yang Bonghee.
You look better
with it down to here.
We're done.
This is enough.
Freeze!
You can't move.
I said 'Freeze. '
You and I are frozen.
So is The Virgin Mary.
God is frozen too.
Nobody can see.
Nobody can hear.
If you have anything
to confess to me...
Now's the chance.
Nothing?
Have you shoplifted?
Have you been a flasher?
Or...
Do you like me?
Nothing?
Nothing.
I have one.
I can't get baptized this time.
I won't be able to see
your ordination.
I'm going back to America
with Jinho.
Good for you. Really.
- You always wanted to go back.
- Think so?
You belong in America.
That's good.
Really good.
Yeah...
Don't step into my heart.
Fool!
Let me ask you.
Priests are not allowed to love
only one person, right?
I know that.
But...
I've committed a sin.
Please forgive me.
But...
If I do penance for it...
These feelings...
Can they be as pure
as they were?
Having done so much
for our church,
they're going back to school soon.
Please give applause to these
two seminarians.
Come on
let's go.
Wait!
Thanks!
Would you look at this?
- Why so polite all of a sudden?
- Just because.
What's this?
There's this guy I like,
but he doesn't seem to be
interested in me.
So I wrote
a Dear John letter.
Take a look.
And what?
I am bad at spelling.
See if there are any typos
will you?
Don't wanna be embarrassed.
'Lf you don't go out with me'
'you are Deo Gratias... '
- How do you know this?
- What?
DEO GRATIAS...
Bonghee said that behind your back
when you walked by.
Deo Gratias... Deo Gratias...
So I asked her if it was a curse.
A curse?
You know she hates you.
So I thought it was a curse.
But she wouldn't tell me
saying it was a secret code.
A secret code?
When confessing your love,
if someone hears you
it's embarrassing.
So I whisper
only to God's ears
that I love and thank him.
Deo Gratias?
Deo Gratias.
You're not coming back, right?
- Bye, Father!
- Bye
- Stop playing hooky!
- Bye!
- Call me when you graduate.
- Bye!
Shin Sundal, Thomas
Show us your ability
Be a good pastor.
So nervous!
Worse than
when I first saw porn.
Don't be nervous, man.
We passed the training
with flying colors.
Is this how it feels
at the altar?
Sundal.
Tell me honestly.
You think
I'm good enough to be a priest?
Yes, you're good enough
to be a spoon.
- A spoon?
- Priests are like spoons.
You can eat without a spoon
using chopsticks or hands.
What's important is the meal
not the spoon.
I've committed a sin.
That's not a sin.
It's love.
Sundal.
God is proud of you
more than anyone else
on earth.
My proposal is still good.
Go. I know you're busy.
Kim Woojin, Paul,
in evidence that you dedicate
yourself to Christ
long for heaven
and serve for people and God...
Are you willing to make
an oath of celibacy?
Deo Gratias.
- Shin Sundal, Thomas.
- Here.
Shin Sundal, Thomas
in evidence that you dedicate
yourself to Christ
are you willing to make
an oath of celibacy?
Deo Gratias.
- Kim Kyushik, Peter.
- Here.
Kim Kyushik, Peter
in evidence that you dedicate
yourself to Christ
and serve for people and God...
Are you willing to make
an oath of celibacy?
Will you make an oath
of celibacy?
My father said it should be
someone I love the most.
And put this picture in it.
I told God I was sorry to forget
whom I loved the most.
Hey!
I told you
it wasn't for drinking.
Haven't you learned anything?
What are you doing here?
I thought you were going back.
What are YOU doing here?
Doesn't look good on me
does it?
I look better in frock.
You have no idea
how uncomfortable it is.
Going up and down the stairs...
Going to the bathroom...
Riding a bike
with you on the back...
Above all, it's too hard
to approach you with it on.
Don't cry.
I thank you for having graced me
with this frock.
Deo Gratias.
You look like an old man.
Let it loose a bit.
Why didn't you wait
a little longer?
Me?
I have something to tell God.
I have one more too.
Wherever I am, however I am.
I always love you.
Deo Gratias.