Little Darlings (1980) - full transcript

Fifteen year olds Ferris Whitney and Angel Bright meet when they attend the same summer camp and are assigned the bunks next to each other in the same cabin. It's hate at first sight as they are seemingly polar opposites: romantic and literate Ferris comes from a wealthy and thus privileged background, while streetwise and chain-smoking Angel is from the proverbial wrong side of the tracks. But they share one similarity: they are both virgins, the only ones of their age in their cabin. Due to pressure from their cabin mates, most specifically the aggressive Cinder Carlson, the two enter into a bet on who will lose their virginity first and by the end of the summer. Ferris, who initially seems more interested in the pursuit of the opposite sex, quickly sets her sights on Gary Callahan, the much older coach at the camp. But Angel finds her own target, namely Randy Adams, an equally streetwise boy attending the camp across the lake. The process becomes a bonding exercise for the two girls, who take divergent paths to their end goal and in dealing with the aftermath of the alleged big events.

[children playing]

Angel, baby, hey,
where you going?

Huh? Huh? [kisses]

Come on.
Don't walk away.

Come on.
Be nice to me.

Slide me
something nice.

♪ Here she comes ridin' ♪

♪ Rollin' it
Down the line ♪

♪ Slippin', slidin' ♪

♪ Takin' her sweet old time ♪

You know I don't
like you smoking.



♪ Knowin' in the back
Of her mind ♪

♪ She's gonna show the boy
What she's really got ♪

♪ Stoppin'
In the nick of time ♪

♪ Shake it, baby ♪

♪ Shake it
All you can tonight ♪

♪ Go on and break it, baby,
Break it while you can tonight ♪

Sharp
outfit.

♪ 'Cause it
Won't last forever ♪

♪ Do it for worse
Or for better ♪

♪ Give the boy
Something to dream on later ♪

♪ Here she comes slidin' ♪

♪ Shakin' it
Down the hall ♪

♪ She's got a picture
In her locker ♪

♪ An autographed basketball ♪



♪ She's got a purse
That was made in Mexico ♪

♪ A mind that was made
For love ♪

♪ She's got a new way
Of dancing slow ♪

♪ She knows what
You're thinking of ♪

♪ Shake it, baby ♪

♪ Shake it
All you can tonight ♪

♪ Go on and break him, baby ♪

♪ Break him
While you can tonight ♪

♪ 'Cause it won't
Last forever ♪

♪ Do it for worse
Or for better ♪

♪ Give the boy
Something to dream on later ♪

♪ 'Cause it
Won't last forever ♪

♪ Do it for worse
Or for better ♪

♪ But give the boy
Something to dream on later ♪

[car backfires]

[backfires]

Angel.

Bye.

Be good.

I saw Grease
six times.

Did anyone see

Cocteau's
Beauty and the Beast?

My fiancé looks exactly
like John Travolta.

Honest?

You know what
my favorite movie was?

Last Tango in Paris.I saw it 10 times.

You know
who I just love?

Andy Gibb.
He's so gorgeous.

Yeah. Me, too.
God, I love his ass.

Well, it's so small,
you know, cute.

Get her.

She thinks she's tough.

Are you really
engaged?

Yeah. My parents think

sending me to camp
will cool it off.

They're so provincial.

Oh, yeah.
Mine, too.

Jerks.

GIRLS: Bye!

[car horn honks]

[honk]

Ferris Whitney?

[laughs]

Ok.

So tacky.

This seat's
taken.

By who?

My guardian angel.

She'll have to sit
on my lap, then.

[laughing]

She's a he.

[laughing]

Then I'll have
to sit on his lap.

Ooh, heavy.

Beat it.

Make me.

Beat it!

No! No! You guys, no!
No, don't fight.

GIRLS: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!

Stop fighting now!

Hey!

Get up!
Get up! Get up!

What's the problem
back there?

Where'd you guys
learn to fight?

Madison Square
Garden.

Hi, I'm Cathy Carter.

Everybody
calls her Carrots.

I'm Sunshine.

Angel Bright.

Sounds like something

at the top
of a Christmas tree.

Guys!

I've got some vitamin
"e" and some niacin.

Here, take one.

Niacin keeps you
from freaking out.

Come on, take one.

Ferris Whitney.

They'll never grow.

No wonder.
You're smothering them.

GIRL: Do you know,
smoking pot...

You look familiar.

You've seen me on TV.

ANGEL: In what,
a Brillo commercial?

I'm the "before" girl

in Tidy Tangle's
cream rinse commercial.

That's her!

Move your butt,
squirt.

Pushy mothers.

Well, I knew
this one girl,

and I swear,

she did it
on a roller coaster.

[laughing]

Yeah.

Ferris.

Where's the weirdest
place you ever did it?

None of your business.

Why not?

She probably doesn't
know anything.

I know enough.

Been to fourth base?

I'm 15. Nobody
goes to fourth base--

I hit a home run at 14.

DRIVER:
Five more minutes!

Well...

Looks like some
of us are women...

and some of us
are little girls.

Which are you?

I think guys
are a pain in the ass.

Two little virgins.
Quaint.

No wonder you're
always fighting.

It's all that
unreleased energy.

[laughing]

You're probably
lezes.

Maybe she is,
but I'm straight.

What about you,
smut mouth?

What about me,
shithead?

I think you're
into girls.

Shit! She tried
to grab my tits!

[all laughing]

♪ Well, most of your
Life is gone ♪

♪ It's back where
You used to know ♪

♪ If grownups
Could laugh this slow ♪

♪ Whereas you watch
The hours go ♪

♪ Years may go by ♪

♪ Years may go by ♪

♪ So in wanting
A special thing ♪

♪ Holding something
To keep in ♪

Ferris probably
isn't gay...

just sexually immature.

Whoa.

That hurt.

I bet she'd go all the way,
she had the chance, right?

Sure. I'm ready.

♪ And years may go by ♪

Sorrell.

Hi, chubby.

Walker.

Walker?

Oh! Hi.

Uh...
hold it.

Talking to me?

Sure am.
What's your name?

Uh, Penny Shubert.
I'm in kind of a hurry.

I think you belong
in cabin "c."

it's right through
those trees.

Cabin "c" is for kids.

You don't know
what it's like

to be surrounded
by 10-year-olds.

I'll go nuts!

My brain is going
to disintegrate!

You girls
are over there.

No way.

Come on. These beds
have been assigned for months.

Fine.

I'm taking
that one.

Big deal.

Look, I don't like sharing
this space with you, either.

You keep out of my way,
and I'll keep out of yours.

Deal?

So you, my dear.

Pure, pure, pure.

Thanks. My mom
got it for me.

Hey, Angel.

Forget your wardrobe?

Bet they put saltpeter
in our hamburgers.

Dana, you know,

you really
shouldn't eat meat.

It's full
of male hormones.

I knew a girl
grew a mustache

because
she ate meat.

[all groan]

God. Get out of here.

You know what
they're doing in there?

They're telling
bedtime stories.

Do you believe?

Girls...

we really have to help
Ferris with her problem.

You're a lost cause.

Go to hell.

It's time our Ferris
experiences...

la dolce vita.

I'll bet
my residual check...

Her what?

Residual check.

That Ferris will
become a woman

by the end
of summer.

How much?

$100.

Compliments
of Tidy Curl.

That's an awful
lot of money there.

God, yeah.

What do I have to do?

Just let nature
take its course.

Cinder,
I'm sorry.

I don't get
this thing.

It's a contest.

Ferris against...

No...

you wouldn't
have the guts.

You just lost
100 bucks, sucker.

Angel versus Ferris.

Whoever loses
her virginity first

wins.

I'll put $10 on her.

Yeah, me, too.

She's got
a mean right.

What would a Donny Osmond
autograph be worth?

$5.00 on
the little boy, then.

Oh, yeah, I'm
on her team, too.

ALL: I pledge allegiance
to the flag

of the United States
of America

and to the republic

for which it stands,

one nation under God,

indivisible,

with liberty
and justice for all.

Damn it, Angel!

Would you mind

passing the bread,
please?

I need a fork.

Hey!

Drink.

It's ginseng.

It will make
you sexy.

Go ahead.

Am I bleeding?

Cabin "c" bets it
all on Ferris.

Good.

No big deal.

Yay, Ferris.

Good, Ferris.

Let's hear it
for Angel.

Eat your
heart out, guys.

How you doing?

Fine.
Mr. Callahan...

Miss Whitney.

Are you married?

No, I'm not married.

No. Why, are you?

No, I'm not married.

What do you do?

I teach French at
Roosevelt High School.

French is my favorite
of all languages.

Do you go
to French films?

Oui. Et toi?

[speaking French]

[speaking French]

Paris.

Nice. Where do you
go to school this year?

Here. Is Roosevelt High
a private school?

No. You have to go
to private school?

Worse than that.

Dad wants it
to be all girls.

God, I'm OD'ing on girls,
know what I mean?

I know what
you mean, yeah.

Mr. Callahan.

What?

Can I ask you
something personal?

Yeah.

What sign
are you?

Is that what you
were gonna ask me? Yeah.

I thought you said it was
something personal.

It is personal.

I'm a Leo.

Leo. Oh.

I figured it was Leo.

Why, does that
make us compatible?

Yes. Sure.

Well, that's good.

GIRL: Hey, Ferris!

Angel's got it made!

What is that
all about?

That?

It's a project,
a science thing.

An experiment,
biology.

Mm-hmm. It's none
of my business, right?

Right.

Ok, Miss Whitney.

You've got great eyes,
Mr. Callahan.

Do you go
climbing a lot?

Sure. Rooftops, fire escapes.
Stuff like that.

I don't
see anything.

Point it
towards the water.

I am.

What's wrong?

I don't want
to talk about it.

Oh, boys.

Heh heh heh.

An unmatched
form and feature

of blown youth
blazed with ecstasy.

Oh, woe is me.

To see what I have seen,

see what I see.

Now what are you
mouthing off about?

Those are Ophelia's
lines to Hamlet.

Don't you know anything?

I know one thing.

Seeing a bunch of creeps
skinny-dipping

may turn you all on,

but I think it's crap.

You can't get pregnant
from looking.

God, I hope not.

Hey, what are they gonna
do about protection?

Protection?

Birth control.

Well, the guy
takes care of that.

Not since the pill.

Yeah. Well, she's
not gonna need anything.

She's not gonna
do anything.

Like hell. You're even
afraid to look.

You know, you guys,
this is serious.

♪ What a friend
We have in Jesus ♪

♪ All our sins
And griefs to bear ♪

♪ What a privilege
To carry ♪

♪ Everything to God
In prayer ♪

Break the door.

Shh!

Come on, you guys.

Aah!

Got it?

Come on, you guys!

Shh! Shh! Shut up.

Hurry up.

Come on, Cinder.

Let me sit
by the window.

Let's get
this thing going.

Oh, come on, Angel.

Oh, come on, Angel.

Come on, Angel!

[all yelling]

[engine starts]

I knew you
could do it.

All right!

♪ One way or another ♪

♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪

♪ I'm gonna get ya,
Get ya, get ya, get ya ♪

♪ One way or another ♪

♪ I'm gonna win ya ♪

♪ I'm gonna get ya,
Get ya, get ya, get ya ♪

Hey, Angel,
I'm too young to die!

I'd advise you to choose
an experienced man.

I will.

Good.

I already have.

What?

Gary.

Gary who?

Callahan.

The coach?
Shh!

Gary?

He's so...

old.

He's perfect.

I can't imagine

having sexual
intercourse

with him.

Do you have to put it
so crudely? God.

Hey, Angel, I just
overheard them talking.

Now, Ferris already has her
target, so you better work fast.

I bet my whole summer allowance
on you. Remember that.

Stop bugging me.
I'll win. I'll win.

Ok. But just remember,

a man reaches
his sexual peak at 17.

From then on...

downhill.

We'll have to find you
a horny 13-year-old.

If you don't mind,
I'll do the choosing.

Ok.

[cheering]

Yeah!

Yay, Angel!

[sighs]

I wonder if Robbie
misses me?

Probably misses
your boobs.

One day, Angel,

you, too, might be
a sex object.

GIRLS: Ooh.

What about up there?

[rattling]

Right. Penelope.

Wait. Wait a minute.
Come here. Come here.

1, 2, 3.

[pounding door]

BOTH: Hello, Penelope.

We have to ask you
for a slight favor.

Oh, no! I can't!
I'm afraid of heights.

Oh, yes, you will.

I'm scared.

Don't laugh, now.
This is serious.

Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!

Here.
Watch her foot.

[tires squeal]

Hey!

Come on, you guys.

Come on,
I'm gonna fall.

Ah, damn.

Let's get
out of here.

We can't leave
Penelope in there.

Hi, girls.

Somebody's
in there.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

You live
around here?

Me?

Yeah, you.
I know where I live.

I'm from Camp Tomahawk
across the lake.

[pounding]

Where did you
get the car?

The car?

Borrowed it.

What about
the girl?

She came
with the car.

Ow.

Ouch!

What's your
name, anyway?

Who, me?

Yeah, you.
I know my name.

Yeah? What is it?

Angel,

but don't let
the name fool you.

Who's fooling who?

You're drunk.

You're cute.

Still haven't told
me your name yet.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

It's Randy,

but don't let
the name fool you.

Oh.

Jeez. What do you
think she's done?

Oh, my God!

Now, that's what I call
coming prepared, you guys.

Hey, right on!

Why'd you take
the whole machine?

PENELOPE: Oh. Well...

ANGEL: See you
again, Randy.

Yeah, see you later.

Come on. We're gonna
be in big trouble.

Come on, come on.

You just can't
take a couple

like everybody else,
right?

You have to do
everything in excess.

What is this?
We're gonna get arrested.

Aah!

Come on, hit it.

Popeye,
eat your heart out.

Now, move.

Watch it.
Watch it.

Yes!

No, right here.

[all talking]

[all cheering]

Get 'em!
Get 'em!

Don't throw them all over.

Hey. Oh, wait a minute.

What do they
look like?

Didn't you
ever see one?

Come on! Come on,
cabin "a," come on!

Come on.

Come on,
hurry up!

Get 'em all.
Come on.

Oh, look.
Just leave the case.

Hurry, you guys.

It doesn't matter
let's go.

Here, you guys.
Come on.

Aah!

For superdick.

Hey, wait!

I pledge allegiance
to the flag

of the United States
of America

and to the republic
for which it stands,

one nation under God,

indivisible,

with liberty
and justice for all.

Could someone please
pass the salt?

My, my. Emily Post
reincarnated.

Oh, so sorry.

I have to get a napkin
right over here.

Oh!

God. How awful.

Here, let me
clean it off.

That's ok, really.
It was an accident.

Look.

That is
really funny.

Yes.

Come on.
You guys.

That really
puts me off.

Oh, purple,
my favorite color.

I hope
it comes out.

No, you guys.
Hey!

How about...

some
whipped cream?

Stop it, you guys!
This isn't funny!

This is not funny!

Shit!

Every time
they meet,

this is
what happens.

Hey!

I think you need
some sugar.

[whistle]

[whistles]

Girls!

[all laughing]

Look!
I got two.

Could you tell me what some
of the aftereffects are?

You know, when you...

You make it sound
like a disease.

It kind of is.
I mean...

I used to think
about kissing a lot.

To me, that was perfect,
you know?

The kiss was
sort of the end.

Now...

just suppose
it happened to me.

Would I be different
afterwards?

Well, sure.

[sighs]

Well, it would depend on
the kind of relationship

that you were in...

This is really hard.

I know.

Ok, let me see.

Ahem.

If you're not--

You're not involved
now, are you?

No.

We're talking about
the future, right?

Sure. Tomorrow
or the day after.

Just don't do it
until you're in love.

So if I'm in love,

you think it'll
be all right?

Yeah. I mean, later,
when you're older.

I'm 15.

Thought you were modern.

I thought
I was modern, too.

Come on, Leslie,
warm up. Come on.

Is this good
for the bust?

What?

I said, "Is this
good for the bust?"

It's good
for the brain.

Ferris doesn't
need to tune up.

She's in
excellent shape.

Shut up.

Mr. Callahan.

Doesn't Ferris
have great legs?

Yeah.

That's because she
exercises diligently.

Believe me.
When you're 40,

you're gonna
thank me for this.

We seriously
doubt it.

Mr. Callahan,

we thought you might
like some of this.

[whispering] Drink it.

What is that?

Ginseng.

Really?

He drank the potion,
my dear.

Are you ready?

I sure am.

Ok. Make it
look good.

Aah!

GIRLS: Oh, my God!

She's drowning!

Oh, my God!
She's drowning!

Aah!

Oh, this is
so romantic.

Are you all right?

[coughing]

I think
she needs

mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation.

I think
she needs

artificial
respiration.

Kiss of life.

How do you feel?

Shaky.

Uh...
she can't swim.

Maybe you could
teach her.

Sure.

Halt! The pool's
off-limits till 12 noon.

Come on.

[flute playing]

Play something sexy.

You saved my life
yesterday.

In China, if you
save a person's life,

you're responsible
for them forever.

The souls marry
or something.

Right.

Let's, um...

I'm learning
to swim just like this.

Let's try this
one more time.

You ready?

All right.
Ready. Go.

Doesn't seem
to be working.

No.

Turn over.
Let's try...

I'm better
at this.

Are you
ready?

Is that him?

Yeah, yeah.
I think so.

The one
in the green t-shirt?

Yeah, yeah.

Good?

Let's go.

Ok. 1, 2, 3.

Wow! He is great!
He's great!

He'll
have to do.

So, how are you
doing here, anyway?

Fine.

The kids
are different.

They...

they read books
and stuff.

So?

Nobody's stopping you
from reading.

Oh, not bad.

Not bad at all.

I was wondering...

It's probably
none of my business.

Can I ask you
something?

I have nothing
to hide.

Angel, I am
your mother.

You can
ask anything.

What?

When did...

when did you lose
your virginity?

I just want to know.

Why?

Now, why do you
want to know that?

Curiosity?

I know I must have
been at least 19.

19?

It was nothing.
It still is nothing.

Then what's everybody making
such a big deal about it for?

Mm-mm-mm.

Hey, Ferris!

Looks as if you've
made a lot of new friends.

Red's a color.

Red expresses
anger.

Are you all
gettin' along?

Do you fight or
anything like that?

No!
No!

BOTH: We love each other!

I bet you love
each other

when we're here,

but I bet when we're
gone, you two--

BOTH: No.

What do you do?
Tell me.

I take her candy bars
every now and then.

Is she getting
any neater?

Oh, yes.

Maybe she'll
come back.

Your mother is...

a very impulsive
woman, Ferris.

Where
did she go?

Reno.

People get
divorced there.

Why did you say
she was coming back?

She said...

she wanted
time to think.

The truth.

Are you dating now?

I wouldn't exactly
call it that.

So it's over.

Who wants the first
piece of cake now?

Hey, Ferris, don't
you want some cake?

Ferris?

I'll take it.

Don't get fat.

Guys are turned off
by cellulite.

Get up! You have
a swimming lesson.

[drums playing]

[singing in Indian language]

Hey, Randy.

Randy,
all right!

Me?

What's up?

All right,
Randy!

What's up?

Get in, sucker.

[cheering]

♪ Oh, my love ♪

♪ For the first time
In my life ♪

♪ My eyes ♪

♪ Are wide open ♪

♪ Oh, my lover ♪

♪ For this time in my life ♪

♪ My eyes can see ♪

♪ I see the wind ♪

♪ Oh, I see the trees ♪

♪ Everything is clear
In my heart ♪

♪ I see the clouds ♪

♪ Oh, I see the sky ♪

♪ Everything is clear
In our world ♪

♪ Oh, my love ♪

♪ For the first time
In my life ♪

♪ My mind is wide open ♪

♪ Oh, my lover ♪

Ha ha.

Do I look
dead to you?

Very.

So, how is
little wolf?

Beer?

Yes.

Where did you
get this?

I brought it
from home.

Good thinking,
Angel.

Don't let the name
fool you.

So you making out
all right here?

This nature stuff's
for the birds, though, man.

Yeah.

Here.
Have another.

Slow down.

Let me finish
my first one.

Come on,
chug-a-lug.

Ferris,
I can't help you

if you won't tell me
what's wrong.

You're supposed to
get turned on, stupid,

not pass out.

Ready.

Aim.

Wait a minute.

Fire.

Very good.

This is called
cocking the arrow.

Observe.

You know, Ferris needs you.

She sure does.

I know. You keep
reminding me of that.

I want you to draw
an invisible line

with these 3 fingers.
See?

When will you
get to her?

Soon.

Notch the arrow
like so.

Pull back

all the way
to the cheek.

You see?

And release.

Whoa! Macho man.

You do it.

Macho. Ok.

Please, try not
to confuse me

any more
than I am already.

Did I demonstrate
this to you?

No.

I don't know if I
should be doing this.

My parents don't want me

to get into
competitive sports.

Archery's not
competitive, imbecile.

Hey, Cinder.

You know,
I've been thinking.

How are we supposed
to know when, uh...

ithappens?

CINDER: What?

Well, I mean,
uh, you know,

we don't have to
watch or anything

when they,
uh, you know...

Do we?

Oh. You sound
inexperienced, dear.

When I became a woman,

my eyes tilted.

Oh, yeah, right.

And--and the faces

will get all shiny
and radiant-looking.

Hey, sure.
No problem.

Silly me.

How are you?

Fine.
Yeah?

I waited for you
at the pool.

Where were you?

I forgot.

You ok?

I don't believe you.

You all right?

You know, if you want
to talk about anything,

I'm here.

Thanks.

Look, I have no
intentions of losing.

Angel's getting
to fourth base tonight.

Look, bitch,
get yourself together.

Nobody makes a fool out
of me! Is that clear?

Damn!

Ok, now, remember...

don't be scared.

That's the most
important thing.

And, um...

Don't talk
about your past.

That turns men off.

I don't have
a past, idiot.

Would you
stop that?

Well, I meant...

don't get personal
with him.

Why not?

I don't know.

Men are afraid
of falling in love.

Hey, don't
give her advice.

And remember,

we'll all
be there with you.

Figuratively speaking.

Oh, and, uh...

and never forget...

"Lilies that fester...

smell far worse
than weeds."

Shakespeare.

Huh? Good luck, huh?

And don't worry.

It's not that bad.

I mean, if it were,

everyone wouldn't
be doing it.

Think about that.

[imitates bird call]

Oo-oo-oo!
Aah! Aah! Oo-oo-oo!

Hey, what if
they catch you?

I'll tell them
I'm an insomniac.

[thunder]

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Oh.

This is for you.

It's so I don't
get pregnant, stupid.

How come you're
not on the pill?

I'm allergic to it.

Turn around.

What?

Turn around.

I have to take
my clothes off, right?

I'll help you.

I can do it.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Ok?

So you gonna
get undressed, or what?

Yeah, sure.

Go ahead.

Not here.

Over there.

You're kinky.

Just don't forget the stuff
in the package, ok?

No sweat.

[softly]
Damn.

Are you going to
smoke that whole thing?

Yeah, why not?
Smoking relaxes me.

You're getting
undressed, right?

[thunder]

[raining]

Is that a 24-hour smoke,
or what?

Shut up.

You gonna stay there
all night?

The bed's ready.

Angel--

Stop nagging me.

I'm freezing my ass off
over here!

Is there rain
coming in there?

I'm not doing it
where there's rain.

I'm not.
I won't go. I won't.

It's dry.

You sure?

Aw, man, she's
definitely a weirdo.

Yeah, I'm positive.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Turn around.

I'm way over here.

Are we gonna
fool around or what?

Don't yell at me!

And if you forget
to put that thing on,

I swear I'll kill you.

I'm not getting
myself pregnant.

I'm not ready
to take care

of some guy's brat.

I don't know
what's with men.

They never
come prepared.

They think
it's the woman's

responsibility
or something.

You ready?

Don't rush me.

Look, you can take
all night for all I care.

I wouldn't touch you
if you paid me.

Hell. What's
wrong with you?

I ain't interested,
that's what.

Why?

You talk too much.

What are you
mad at, anyway?

Who's mad?

I'm not turned on
by you.

You're not my type.

I'm into older women.
Kids your age--

I'm as old as you are.

I know what it is.

It's that
candy-counter chick.

You're in love
with her, huh?

She knows how
to act around men.

You're a tease.

I'm on to your game.
Big talk,

but then when it comes
down to doing it--

I was getting ready.

Yeah, well, look,
too bad, huh.

Go find yourself
someone else.

I ain't wasting
my time on you.

I'm not sexy
to you, huh?

All girls are sexy to me.

Ok, we can
do it now.

Look, some other time, ok?

I like you.

Go to hell! Let's go.

♪ I brought my love
A cherry ♪

♪ That had no stone ♪

♪ I brought my love
A chicken ♪

♪ That had no bone ♪

♪ I gave my love a story ♪

♪ That had no end ♪

♪ I brought my love
A baby ♪

♪ And no cryin' ♪

♪ How can there
Be a cherry ♪

♪ That has no stone? ♪

♪ How can there
Be a chicken ♪

♪ That has no bone? ♪

When are you going
to see Randy again?

Not for
a couple of days.

He got caught
after curfew.

Great.

Maybe you should
get a different guy.

You know,
I've been thinking.

Losing your virginity
should be private.

Are you positive you
still aren't intacto?

This is bad karma.

♪ The story of our love
Shall never end ♪

All right...

we'll quit.

We'll just turn our money
over to Angel's team.

Ok?

You really
let us down.

I'm going
to him tonight.

[classical music playing]

[knock on door]

Come on in.

[turns volume down]

You said if
I needed to talk.

Can I get you
something?

There's Coke here.

Milk. Apples.

You like apples?
You want an apple?

Uh...

I'd like some
of that, please.

You're underage.

I drink wine at home
all the time.

No.

Wasn't a very good
year, anyway.

I envy Juliet.

Who?

You know. Romeo and Juliet.

Didn't you love it?

It was so romantic.

Sure is
a hot night tonight.

You don't
want a Coke?

I'm positive.

I feel dizzy.

Yeah, well, you're not
getting enough exercise.

I think tomorrow I'm
gonna have Miss Nichols

take everybody
on a 30-mile hike.

I'm burning up.

Oh, Gary, I'm
in the flower of my youth.

At least Juliet died
in her lover's arms.

She died...

knowing.

Knowing what?

What it's like
to be a woman.

I'm dying.

The doctor said I have
very little time left.

Six more weeks of life.

Whoa.

So, how you doing?

Fine.

I'm sorry about
the other night.

Stop apologizing.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Women.

You sort of want me,
don't you?

Ferris, maybe I do,

but that's
not the point.

You see, to you, sex
is poetry and phrases

and everything
you've learned in books,

but when you're
really in love--

I am.

Ferris,
I'm not a prince.

I'm a teacher.

You know, in a year,
you're gonna look at me,

and you're gonna wonder

how you could even have
thought of loving me.

That's not true.

Unfortunately, it is.

What if
next year I came back

and I still
felt the same way?

I'll be old then.

Do you realize

that I'm almost
the only virgin in camp?

Every girl knows
this secret life except me.

Look at it this way--

It would be
a learning experience.

Come on.

Where are you going?

I'm taking you back.

Couldn't I spend
the night here...

just for appearances?

So, you want to go
to the boathouse?

Yeah.

If I were 21?

I think I'd fall
madly in love with you.

Honest?

I swear.

♪ He said to the queen
That the mouse is dead ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ He said to the queen
That the mouse is dead ♪

♪ He said to this mouse,
"Are you in bed?" ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ The king put the mouse
Upon his knee ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ The king put the mouse
Upon his knee ♪

♪ And said Miss Mouse,
"Will you marry me?" ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

Ferris did it.

Her face is all shiny.

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Hey...

congratulations.

Huh?

You're shivering.

Randy.

Yeah?

I feel funny.

Trembling.

You scared?

A little.

Me, too.

How come?

I don't know.

I thought a lot
about you this week.

Me, too.

When I first met you,

I thought you seemed
like a nice person.

You know...

your hair's so soft.

It's funny.
You talk real rough,

but then your skin and
everything is so soft.

Is that ok?

You kidding?

It's fantastic.

I can talk to you
like a guy,

but you're really...

really...

That was nice.

Yeah, I been
around a little.

Some guys like
to rush it.

Not me.

Have you
been here before,

I mean, before us?

Yeah. You know...

sometimes I come
out here to think.

Doesn't look like
anything's

going on
in my head, huh?

There's a lot
going on up there.

Have you thought
about me here?

Yeah. I was hoping
we'd get together.

Haven't been
with anybody

since I got
to know you.

Don't laugh.

I mean...

if...

right now...

Do you, um...

do you care
about me a little?

Yeah.

So, what happened?
Come on, tell us!

Tell us.
Come on!

He compared us
to Romeo and Juliet.

Oh, my God!

We had some
chilled Chablis.

An aphrodisiac.

I told you
Yeah. About those.

Did--did it hurt?

No.

You're
such a child.

Did you
see him naked?

No.

It was dark.

Don't be disgusting.

Then how'd he--

He didn't want
to embarrass me,

so he turned
off the light.

How cavalier!

CINDER: Oh,
I'm going to die!

Come on.
Come on. Come on.

It was perfect.

The darkness
enveloped us.

Ooh! This is
better than books.

I gotta tell you,
this is great.

CINDER:
The truth always is.

Don't look at me.

You can go
if you want to.

Yeah, sure.

Cigarette?

What'd I do wrong?

Nothing.

What's bugging you?

It wasn't what
I thought it would be.

Oh.

God, it was
so personal...

like you could see
right through me.

I don't
get you, man.

You know,
one minute, you're--

Shit, man.
Make your mind up.

I mean,
you came on to me.

If you
wanted to stop,

you should have
just said so.

No big deal.

There's plenty
of women around here.

I'm not a woman...

Randy.

[sighs]

Making love is...

it's--it's...

it's different

than what I thought
it was gonna be like.

You mean like--

You never
did it before?

Christ, why didn't
you tell me?

I thought it would
turn you off.

Turn me off.

Virgins are weird,
right?

You're something,
you know that?

You're really
beautiful.

So what are we
supposed to do now?

I don't know how--

I don't
know anything.

Come on.

I don't know.

I think I love you.

You don't have to.

I know.

God, I feel
so lonesome.

[door opens]

Hey, you guys,
it's Angel.

Ok, ok.
Now, if she did it,

it's a tie.

Ferris and Gary
made it.

Did you, Angel?

She looks
different.

Say yes.
I bet my allowance--

CINDER:
Shut up!

I'm sorry.

Well...

that's the breaks,
right?

Congratulations.
You won fair and square.

Pay up.

♪ Said, "Miss Mouse,
Will you marry-- " ♪

Cute.

Looking for Angel?

Yeah. If you see her,

tell her to meet me
at the boathouse tonight. Ok?

Sure. But
she won't come.

It was a game,
dummy!

What do you mean?

We wanted to see

who would
get laid first.

That chick's
a real loser, man.

What are you
doing tonight?

[rain falling]

Well, if it isn't
Mata Hari.

Could we talk, please?

Why not? We're
lovers now, right?

I thought you were
a nice person...

Sensitive.

Just a little
goddamn trollop.

You owe me
an explanation.

Talk to me, Ferris.

I wanted the girls
to like me.

I wanted to
be in just once,

I didn't want
to be the rich kid.

So you made up
some stupid story

that you and I had been
getting it on together.

Oh, no. Not exactly.

I tried to tell
the truth.

You didn't try
hard enough.

Please, Mr. Callahan.

Don't
"Mr. Callahan" me.

We've been
intimate now.

Right?

Sort of.

I mean...

I wished we
could have been.

I told them stuff
that I wanted to be.

It didn't feel
like a lie.

Sometimes I thought
it might really happen...

if I was older.

I didn't mean to
get you into trouble.

I suppose you don't think
much of me now, huh?

Maybe if
I was your age,

I'd have done
the same thing.

I love you,
Mr. Callahan.

♪ Climbing over
Rocky mountains ♪

♪ Skipping rivulet
And fountain ♪

♪ Passing where
The willows quiver ♪

♪ Passing where
The willows quiver ♪

♪ By the ever-rolling
River ♪

♪ Flowing with
The summer rain ♪

♪ The summer rain ♪

♪ Braving long
And leaping mazes ♪

♪ Dotted with our
Numbered daisies ♪

♪ Dotted, dotted
With our numbered daisies ♪

♪ Scaling rough
And rugged passes ♪

♪ Climbed the hardy
Little lasses ♪

♪ Till the bright
Seashore they gain ♪

♪ Scaling rough
And rugged passes ♪

♪ Climbed the hardy
Little lasses ♪

♪ Till the bright ♪

♪ Seashore ♪

♪ They gain ♪

I want to
talk to you.

Long time, no see.
How's Cinder?

How much did you make?

I know all about it.

Why didn't you tell me
it was a game?

I would have
gone along with it.

An easy lay
is an easy lay, right?

I lost.

I didn't tell them.
Get it?

You--you let
yourself lose?

Yeah, I'm a loser.

No, you're not.

Let's give it
another shot, huh, Angel?

It's too late.

We started
in the middle.

We never even
had a beginning.

We could try.

We won't even
have to see each other

if you don't want.
Just to talk or something.

Why not?

Because it wouldn't
be enough...

for either of us.

I'll never
forget you...

ever.

So, how are you
and Randy doing?

Fine.

Do you feel
different?

No.

Was it what you
thought it would be?

No big deal.

But now
you're a woman.

My whole affair
was a lie.

Come on.

He didn't even
touch me.

You know something?

Don't tell anybody.

Me and Randy...

Gosh!

Gosh!

Is that all you
can say is "gosh"?

I mean, for someone

who has a large
vocabulary...

supposedly.

We've really been
idiots, you know?

My mom will disown me.

Let's write
an anonymous note.

We're telling
Miss Nichols.

We're all in this.

If you don't like it,
shove it.

What good
will telling her do?

FERRIS: We'll get
Gary out of trouble.

You're so naive!

Nichols
won't believe her.

She'll just think she's
protecting her lover.

I kind of think Angel
and Ferris are right.

Don't be
so bourgeois!

I am bourgeois.
I can't help it.

If you two talk,

we'll never speak
to you again, ever.

I don't really care,
so shove it.

Look, if we stick together,
it'll look like Ferris--

Hey, shut your face!

Don't talk to me
like that.

I'll talk to you
any way I want. Got it?

You think
you're so tough

'cause you're
a model?

Well, I'd
rather be fat

and feel
good inside.

Who cares
what you think?

I do. She happens
to be my friend,

which is a lot more
than I can say for you.

Ferris...

I'm kind of glad you
and Gary didn't fool around.

Kissing is
more romantic.

What do you know?

Nothing.

Oh.

A third virgin.

How quaint.

Hey, Cinder,

better
make that four.

Uh, yeah. Me, too.

You're all
absolutely cherubic.

Don't ever
hit my face!

Ever!

You fraud.

Hey, wait for us.

Hey, Sunshine,

you've got
a pretty mean right.

You know, you're quite
a woman, Miss Whitney.

You really are.

Wait till I'm 21,
Mr. Callahan.

Just wait.

Hear from
your mother?

She doesn't want
to be married anymore.

She's going to open
a boutique in Manhattan.

She wants to find herself
or something.

Guess I won't
be seeing you again.

I can't breathe.

Yoo-hoo, Angel!

Over here.

Hey!

How's my girl?
You look good.

I have to talk to you.

Uh-huh.
About what?

I think you better
straighten your act out.

What is this crap
about sex being nothing?

I don't know.
I don't understand.

What do you mean?

You've been
hanging around creeps.

Angel, that's not
a very nice thing

to say to your mom.

I'm going
to keep my eye on you.

You're 40, right?

29.

Hey, so long.
See you next July.

Wait a minute,
sucker.

This is my friend...
Ferris Whitney.

My best friend.

♪ There's a reason ♪

♪ For the sunshinin' sky ♪

♪ And there's a reason ♪

♪ Why I'm feelin' so high ♪

♪ Must be the season ♪

♪ When that love light
Shines all around us ♪

♪ So let that feelin'
Grab you deep inside ♪

♪ And send you reelin' ♪

♪ Where your love can't hide ♪

♪ And then go stealin'
Through the moonlit night ♪

♪ With your lover ♪

♪ Just let your love flow
Like a mountain stream ♪

♪ And let your love grow ♪

♪ With the smallest of dreams ♪

♪ Then let your love show ♪

♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪

♪ It's the season ♪

♪ Let your love fly ♪

♪ Like a bird on a wing ♪

♪ And let your love find you ♪

♪ To all living things ♪

♪ And let your love shine ♪

♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪

♪ That's the reason ♪

♪ There's a reason
For the warm, sweet nights ♪

♪ And there's a reason ♪

♪ For the candlelights ♪

♪ Must be the season ♪

♪ When those love lights
Shine all around us ♪

♪ So let that wonder ♪

♪ Take you into space ♪

♪ And lay you under
It's loving embrace ♪

♪ Just feel the thunder
As it warms your face ♪

♪ You can't hold back ♪

♪ Just let your love flow ♪

♪ Like a mountain stream ♪

♪ And let your love go ♪

♪ With the smallest of dreams ♪

♪ And let your love show ♪

♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪

♪ It's the season ♪

♪ Let your love fly ♪

♪ Like a bird on a wing ♪

♪ And let your love find you ♪

♪ To all living things ♪

♪ And let your love shine ♪

♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪

♪ That's the reason ♪

♪ Let your love fly ♪

♪ Like a bird on a wing ♪

♪ And let your love find you ♪

♪ To all living things ♪

♪ And let your love shine ♪

♪ And you'll know
What I mean... ♪