Life Doesn't Scare Me (1999) - full transcript
This story tells of the years of 4 teenage girls. How they live together, how their meeting changes their life, how these years of youth pass and what they become at the beginning of their adult life, which will decide their whole life.
- I want to see
- You want to?
You're my little apple...
And that's my big apple.
I have a gift for you.
It's so small, your
eyes can't see it.
It's so small.
Make your mommy happy, huh?
Please. Good job!
You'll get your dress all dirty!
Life is hard, huh?
Your mom loves you so much.
You shouldn't cry.
You shouldn't cry.
You shouldn't cry.
Come inside, Jacqueline.
Come inside.
Hello, Mr. Nuc-nuc, how are you?
Very well, Mrs. Pouët-Pouët,
I've worked a lot today.
I made rice pudding.
And I'm mad because my
daughter won't come out of her shell.
What do you mean, she doesn't
want to come out of her shell?
- Get out, girl, or you'll get a spanking!
-She doesn't want to hear it
What is the name of your
daughter, Madame Pouët-Pouët?
- Jacqueline.
- Come on, get out, Jacqueline!
"LIFE DOESN'T SCARE ME"
Subtitles by: HAUTBASFRAGILE
She sucks.
- Hi.
- Hi.
It's only true stories.
Here, for example, is the story of
a woman who gave birth...
when doctor arrived, the baby had snuck
an arm out, and suddenly it's stuck.
The doctor tries to put the arm
back inside but it's impossible.
So he is forced to cut off the arm,
to put the baby back the right way.
- It's horrible, isn't it?
- And the baby?
He died. Probably because
he lost too much blood.
But the doctor had no choice, otherwise
the baby and the mother both die.
It must be horrible to have
your arm cut off like that.
He must've wondered
what was happening to him.
Maybe he passed out, and didn't
feel anything. But I don't think so.
There you go.
A real big girl hairstyle.
Christian Renucci was found guilty of
murdering Maria Dolores on June 3, 74.
Guilty of kidnapping her, then
cutting her throat and disfiguring her.
Jurors of the Assize Court, stood behind
the AG, who's demanding the death penalty
"I want the death
penalty," he declared,
"because the abduction
and murder of a child is..."
Enough, eh?
Marion Belanger?
Where is she, Marion Belanger?
Here.
You seem to know the answers.
Are you interested in archaeology?
Have you done any internships?
No, I didn't do an internship.
Well, hats off!
- I think she has a brother in high school.
- Yes, he's the guy with brown hair.
But this will not be the
case with all your teachers.
So be careful, huh?
Good night.
Excuse me, I forgot
to turn the light off.
Did I say "good night"? I didn't
say "good night". Good night!
The lights. Damn it!
- Excuse me, have you seen my
scotch tape? - No, No!
Ah no, it's not here. Sorry!
Piss off!
What about my scissors,
have you seen them?
Stop, you're stupid.
You're so stupid!
There's absolutely no point in what
you're doing. You know why ?
No, please. No!
What the hell is this mess?
Do you see the condition of your room?
You see what time it is?
You better put everything in its place,
quickly! I'll come check.
- Decency, do you know it?
- What?
You've been stepping
on my foot for an hour.
- I stepped on your foot?
- You forgot to evolve!
If man evolved from
apes, you forgot to evolve!
Action!
No no. We said you'd
call him first.
Hello.
It's me, John. I'm at the
airport. I'll be there right away.
- I missed you, you know?
- OK, I'll wait for you.
- Who was that, mom?
- It's none of your business, dear.
And now you have to go to bed.
- Oh no!
- Oh yes!
And you're going to obey nicely,
otherwise you know how it's gonna end?
- Yes mom.
- So, quick!
Oh, my dear.
I finally found you.
I need to talk to you, John.
- It's over between us.
- No, not now!
John needs to find you with
the other guy. And then they fight.
You say nothing for now.
Oh my love!
I so want to touch you.
Come to bed right now.
- Fuck off!
- What?
You keep groping me!
-Don't get mad. We'll do something else.
- It's true, It's annoying!
- We'll do something else.
- Yeah, what?
I had five husbands, and
my favorite was the first.
His name was Gary. He had
blue eyes. He died in the war.
I had seven husbands,
because I liked to change.
I was very popular. As soon as
I went out, men came from everywhere
They gave me presents.
They would say "Stella, I love you"
"I can't live without you,
you are the woman of my life."
But I couldn't choose all of them,
so sometimes they fought, and I watched
I lived ten years in a caravan.
I had three horses,
five dogs, three cats,
a baby panther and hummingbirds
flying above the trailer all the time.
And then I had a monkey, called
Fifi. He was with me all the time...
He understood everything I said.
He was super smart.
During the war,
a bomb fell on my house.
I had three children
who died instantly.
And another child who lost
two arms and two legs.
I did everything to treat him
but he ended up dying anyway.
I went looking for big
blocks of ice in the mountains.
Then I brought
them back to Africa.
I had invented a special
packaging so that it wouldn't melt.
A bomb exploded right in front of
my eyes and for a month I was blind
Because he cried so much, he wanted
to give me his own eyes
- But I said I didn't want to.
- So
I had to sell the ranch...
to my worst enemy.
Come on, come on, let's go!
Come on, let's step it up!
It's your fault!
- What happened?
- She pissed me off.
- It's okay, I don't care.
It's happened before. - What ?
- I beat a girl before.
- Why?
- I argued with her.
- Why?
I don't remember, it's been a long time.
I went to her house, I kicked her
I beat her up and then I said "Bye".
Make a wish and
touch your cheek.
The fifth ballerina
was completely naked.
The sixth ballerina
was completely naked.
The seventh ballerina
was completely naked.
The eighth ballerina
was completely naked.
The ninth ballerina
was completely naked.
The tenth ballerina
was completely naked.
The eleventh ballerina
was completely naked.
The twelfth ballerina
was completely naked.
The thirteenth
ballerina was completely naked.
The fourteenth ballerina
was completely naked.
The fifteenth ballerina
was completely naked.
The sixteenth ballerina
was completely naked.
You okay?
Are you crazy?
Dad!
Do you have boobs? Show me,
Take off your T-shirt. Come on!
Do you have hair?
- Well, I'll leave her to you.
- No thanks. I don't pick up leftovers
Oh, you're here?
- What are you doing?
- You'll see.
Without a mirror?
When it dries, it hardens.
It's good.
-But it looks like it tightens the eyes.
- Not if you don't go around corners.
Otherwise, not only does it tighten,
but it also gives you fish-eye.
- You're here ?
- She's gone.
Are you happy?
You got what you wanted, huh?
No, you're not going
to cry now. Stop!
Stop!
Stop immediately!
She abandoned you.
- Well, I have to go.
- One more!
- No, I have to go.
- Two minutes, I'll put it back.
- You're so annoying.
Come on!
Come here!
Come on.
Come on you're not doing it well.
Be serious.
- Let's do the switch
- No.
Jump!
- So I'll jump.
- No.
Are you crazy?
- Come on!
- Let go of me!
- Let go of me!
- Please.
- No!
You won't leave!
- You'll call your mommy and daddy?
- You're so childish!
No!
- Are you crazy!
- Oh yes.
Go ahead, beat it, go!
At least I have a family!
What did you say? Bitch!
What?
Focus, please.
Dominique is a boy's
and girl's name.
- I don't really like "Dominique".
- "Claude" too, it goes for both.
- That's my father's name.
- It wouldn't suit him at all.
- I think he looks like a boy.
- It's a boy.
- It's so soft, it's amazing.
- You are my love!
- Leave it to me a bit.
- Wait.
Hey, I can never take it home because of
my mom. Let me watch it for a bit.
- It's really as if it's someone.
- It is someone.
Not like that!
The rope above the foot.
Come on, Emily.
You have to get there!
Emily! Emily!
Emily! Emily!
Tie it above the foot!
Tie the rope.
Tie and push.
♪ Act like a bird. It lives ♪
♪ on pure air and fresh water, a bird ♪
♪ On a bit of hunting
and fishing, a bird ♪
♪ But nothing ever stops it, ♪
♪ the bird, of going higher ♪
♪ But I'm alone in the universe, ♪
♪ I'm afraid of the sky and of the winter ♪
♪ I'm afraid of madmen and war ♪
♪ I'm afraid of the time that passes, say ♪
♪ How can we live today, ♪
♪ in the fury and in the noise♪
Come here, dog.
- What's he doing?
- He's totally looking at you.
He was totally
looking at you, just now.
- Oh yeah ?
- Yeah.
If we swarm out at the end of class,
we can catch him on his way out.
- We said we were going to see Santiago.
- We'll go, don't worry!
- Can I take a chair?
- Yes, there.
- Excuse me, do you have the time?
- Yeah, I have the time.
- So what time is it?
- That's another question.
- 1:20
- Thanks.
Damn, he talked a lot.
I hope it worked.
- "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
- "Yeah, I have the time."
- "So what time is it?
- "That's another question."
- "1:20"
- "Thanks"
It's great, it's great!
- "...Do you have the time?"
- "Yeah, I have the time."
- "So what time is it?"
"That's another question."
The way he says that!
- Shit!
- I love this song. It's awesome.
Hi Madam.
We'd like to know if the class
photos have arrived?
Yes, you will have them this afternoon.
Is it possible to have the photo
of another class, not ours?
- We'll pay for it, we'll buy the photo
- I hear you.
Good. It's the 1A4 class
-Yes, we'd like the photo of that class.
- It doesn't seem hard to me.
- So, do we pay you right now?
- No, it's not that simple.
- How is it not that simple?
- Watch your tone.
This kind of transaction has to
be passed by a class delegate
- That's not possible
- I can't do anything
- Thanks very much. Let's go.
- Bye, Madam.
What a fat bitch!
- Show me!
- Wait.
1A4 isn't that great.
He looks like Patrick Topalin.
- He looks like an old dick
- Hey, there's even a bald one
- Look, Ines. We found a guy for you.
- Idiot!
♪ I hold you on my calves ♪
♪ On my smooth thighs ♪
♪ Hop, you jump on my lap ♪
♪ I hold you, to my breasts. ♪
♪ My pretty breasts. But where are
you going? You're going too far ♪
♪ I eat you ♪
I found my way back
thanks to my road map.
" Saturday 6:00 at Emilie's.
Bring something."
A circumstantial complement of cause.
Which we'll call "the CCC"
In your notebooks, underline it like
all circumstantial complement, in green.
For example, in the sentence:
"I'm dying of hunger"
The act, is to die.
You start.
"Jerome, I love you".
"Jerome, I love you", "Jerome,
I love you", "Jerome, I love you"...
Jerome, would you like to
have a coffee with me?
- Have a coffee?
- Yes, now, it's very important.
- OK?
- OK.
Just there
- You good?
- Yeah.
- I have something intimate and
important to ask you. - Go ahead.
- Don't laugh. It's not funny.
- Nobody said it was funny.
I wanted to ask you if you
would like to sleep with me once?
- Well then!
- I told you it wasn't funny.
It's okay, it's not
the end of the world.
- It is
- It's not.
- Do you want to?
- Hold on. Don't get excited.
Listen
I thought about it.
There is no other solution.
- It's very important for me.
- Why me?
It's just like that.
It can only be you.
- But you're just a kid.
- Yeah, exactly.
Have you ever slept with a guy?
- Oh yeah. OK. I see.
- No, you can't know.
Hello, what would
you like to drink?
- A coffee please
- A glass of water
Listen
We absolutely have to do it,
because there is no other solution.
I can't tell you everything,
but I have personal reasons.
You can do it!
For me it is very important!
For you, it's not much.
No, don't go!
- Don't worry, it'll pass.
- No, it won't.
- Like that, you have to stab it.
- No!
- Let's do it at the same time.
- I'll do it. Who cares who's first?
- That's how you do it!
- My turn
Wait, I'll do it.
Don't move.
Not too hard, okay?
Shit, you cow!
- There's no blood.
- Yes, there is! Look
- No, there's no blood.
- Yes, there is.
I swear to always think of you
as I'd like you to think of me.
I swear to always think of you
as I'd like you to think of me.
I swear never to betray this oath.
Done.
I'm done with gym
for the week
Hey, a car!
Come in, girls
No, we could maybe...
Nobody wants the front seat?
Shit!
THREE YEARS LATER
- Doesn't anyone want ride in front?
- Nope.
- Where are you going ?
- Wherever you want, dolls.
- We're going to the station.
- You're going on "vacation"?
To the station!
What are your names?
Gertrude, Hildegarde
and Prolotte.
A pleasure, I'm Braquemard.
Very funny
- Are you girls late?
- Oh, a little.
- You don't want to watch the road?
- Calm down, girl.
Me, I can do it without hands
Come, let me introduce you.
Inès and Marion, this is Nino.
- Hello.
- He picked me up on a scooter.
Cute, Nino.
So, what do you say?
Alright, come on.
Justine, you play the mother
Sarah & Fabien, you're the guests
Francis, you're playing the son.
And the new one
will play Cinderella.
Come on, Emilie, hop!
I have something very
important to tell you.
Can I have some water, please?
- I'm getting married.
- Congrats!
- So?
- It's already improvisation?
- And who is it?
- Are you going to get married for real?
Lemonade for me,
and some toast would be nice too
I'll bring the toasts later
- You sure you haven't forgotten anything?
- Stop!
Emilie.
I'm not sure I understand
what you did.
On your tray, there must be
five cups, a teapot. I see nothing.
Alright, we're gonna fix this.
Somebody give me books,
a pen, anything.
Here
It's fragile.
Now try again.
Isn't it too heavy?
Wait, I'll help you a little.
Good God, Emily.
I saw nothing there.
Your tray got smashed.
It made noise. I saw nothing!
The mugs are shattered!
You probably got burned from
the hot tea
But there's nothing there!
You're here picking it up quietly
- I have to go join the others.
- What do you give a fuck about the others?
You're in this situation here,
right now. Come on!
- Do I have to mop the floor, then?
- Figure it out!
My poor girl,
You really are the Goose Girl.
They're worth a
fortune, those mugs.
Come on, react right away!
That's too bad.
You didn't hurt yourself, I hope?
Stop.
Emilie
There's little that's good.
The rest is really rubbish.
Well, we'll resume on Wednesday.
It's a good sign
when he says that.
I'm parked outside.
She's looking at us.
- She's really turned on.
- Calm down...
Tonight, you do it.
Hi, little French one,
wanna hang out?
Get off, I'll take care of it.
Hold this, you'll see
She'll be following me
like a little puppy
Hey, wait!
You speak Italian?
Like your mother!
Wait, wait.
Stay, we'll talk.
Why would I talk to you?
Because you are beautiful
like Catherine Deneuve.
Wait, come sit.
I don't feel like it.
Let's get out of here, then?
In the Vespa?
No, that's my friend's.
Come on, stop it.
Will you come for a walk?
Where is the restroom?
- The restroom?
- Over there.
- Do you want to stay with me afterwards?
- Yeah.
It's not in
Yes, it is.
It's not.
I know better than you!
I'm sorry.
But you agreed!
It's done!
♪ ♪
Get in the car!
We'll take you home
No!
Let go of her!
It's some guys from the club.
Fine, but you won't separate us.
We're staying together.
One of you comes with me!
No, we're fine like this!
Stop it!
Close the windows.
No, we're not separating.
We don't run, but we...
Do you think it's bad that
I get a tan so easily?
You only think about that, huh?
Tanning. I find it silly.
In 15 minutes, I'll do my back.
- I'm not too red, here?
- It's not bad.
- I'm too hot. I don't feel good.
We don't even have water. - Go swimming!
I'd rather go back.
I'll wait for you at the camp.
- What do you want to drink ?
- I already have a drink.
Do you mind if I sit here?
As long as you don't stop me
from written this letter.
- Who are you writing to?
- My parents.
Oh yeah?
Are you going to talk about me?
- Nope.
- But you should!
- I have to finish my letter, okay?
- Okay.
You're so beautiful.
Too beautiful!
- Thanks.
- We're getting married, you and I.
- Yes that's it.
- I'm glad you agree.
- Leave me alone!
- But I love you. I love you.
- What's your name?
- Marion.
I'm Chesere.
- Come take a ride with me.
- No.
- No.
- I won't hurt you.
You know I love you.
I am very serious.
- Come with me.
- No. Don't touch me. I hate it!
Alright, I won't touch you.
It's hard, but I'll wait a bit.
OK? A bit.
Listen, I wish to be alone.
OK? So leave me alone.
But I can't leave you alone, Marion.
We're getting married.
Don't leave. If you leave,
I'll go home and kill myself.
- I don't care about life.
- I don't give a shit about life either.
Maybe I'm lying,
but maybe I'm telling the truth.
Farewell, then!
Bitch.
A woman will always prefer
an unhappy man, because...
a young girl is always tempted by an
active love. You know what that means?
Men are too busy.
Love, for them, is not a priority.
Chatting with their wife...
Walking with her in the park, shedding
a few tears on her grave, that's all.
And for us, love is life itself.
I love you.
And that means I want
to dispel your sadness.
That I want to follow you
to the end of the world.
The more effort there is,
the more beautiful love is.
That's to say...
You understand, we feel it.
"Active love"?
- Rubbish. Girlish philosophy.
- Good.
She is ridiculous. Why ?
I'd say we didn't believe it. Maybe she
didn't put enough conviction into it.
I think she didn't believe it.
And she doesn't have the physicality.
No, I think she has problems in life
preventing her from being in her role.
She was too tense there.
I don't know. I feel
like she had no fun on set.
It's because she's a bad actor.
It's true. She was just bad.
It's a shame because
she has abilities.
- Because she's fake.
- We didn't believe it for a second.
She is ridiculous because
she loves without return.
Because a woman in this
situation is always ridiculous.
People who insist on wearing white
pants on rainy days are beyond me.
So I'm Ms. Petit, which didn't
influence me much, as you can see.
And for those of you who don't
know yet, I'm your philosophy teacher.
There's one thing that I can't tolerate.
It is to see people get up at once
as soon as the bell rings,
without worrying
if I have finished my sentence or if
one of their colleagues has a question.
I don't intend to be too strict,
but as the dean once said...
when I was at the faculty,
you have to know one thing:
The bell here is me.
So what is philosophy?
You know that your bag
is like a uterus?
So, are you coming?
No, we can't.
We have to study.
Soon enough you'll all be
put away in little boxes.
You make me sick.
Everyone is so stupid.
If you don't give a shit about getting
your degree, we don't care.
Stop freaking out,
You'll get your degree. It's inevitable.
You, shut up!
Fuck, shut up! Shit!
- What's going on?
- Nothing, sir. She's got a headache.
I'm not sure you really had time to
work on it. Have you worked on it?
- Yes.
- You are sure ?
Yes, I assure you.
Not every day, but almost.
What piano do you have at home?
Is it an electric piano by any chance?
I don't have a piano at home.
You don't have a piano?
But how do you do it?
-Do you play on someone else's?
- Nope. I work like this, on a table.
But it's not the same thing at all!
Do you know someone who has a piano?
- A friend, I don't know...
- No. Well, yes, I know someone,
but he lives in Rouen.
I'm so sorry, Stella.
But if you don't have a piano,
There's no point in taking lessons.
- Really?
- It's impossible.
- You won't make any progress.
- Oh okay.
I'm sorry.
- You really wanted to play the piano?
- Yes. - Why ?
Because it's important to
know how to play an instrument.
When we get old,
we become different.
- If you find a piano, come back to me.
- OK.
Couldn't she lend it to me for an
hour from time to time, her piano?
Would it have killed this bitch
to ask me to play on her piano?
Won't you have some cake?
Would you go get us a cupcake?
I'm the only one
making an effort here.
- There's a man in the pool.
- Stop messing around!
- But there's a man in the pool.
- Stop!
- We have to save him.
- Go ahead. Dive.
"Saint-Anne psychiatric hospital"
♪ (Jacques Higelin: "Letter to my ♪
♪ little friend") My ass and heart hurt ♪
♪ I've been hanging ♪
♪ out for three hours ♪
♪ In this bar on rue Delambre ♪
♪ When I'm outside ♪
♪ I'll be done for a long time ♪
♪ with their funerary faces ♪
♪ of undertakers ♪
♪ I've been traveling for long time ♪
♪ Honest people are ♪
♪ looking for me. ♪
♪ I'm screwed ♪
- Are you gonna stop?
- I'll stop.
Do something!
Hey, you're too old
to fight like little girls!
- Do you want some cheese?
- No thanks.
- What's the matter?
- You're hurting me.
It hasn't bee easy for
you this year, huh?
I can't take it anymore.
- Ines has to study, you know?
- I know.
We need calm.
I know.
But you too have to study, huh?
You can be proud of
yourself, you didn't fail the year.
Now is not the time to give up.
You must get your degree.
You understand? It's important.
Yeah, but they take themselves
so seriously. It angers me.
You let go of me!
Let go of me!
What is this stuff?
What did she drink?
Chocolate.
It must be chocolate, yeah.
There's no more Mrs. Peel!?
No, there are three now: there's Steed,
Purdey and Gambit. No Mrs. Peel.
If they are three,
it's less good.
Maybe it'll be good anyway.
I liked Mrs. Peel.
Yeah me too.
And who did you prefer?
Mrs. Peel or Tara King?
I liked Tara King but I think
I prefer Mrs. Peel.
- It's less good that they are three.
- You'll get used to it.
"What is a normal man?"
It's 8:04 a.m.
The exam will end at 12:04 p.m.
No copies will be
accepted after that.
- Are you the derogation?
- Yes.
- Blanchain Bernard, that's you?
- Yes.
- For you, the exam will end at 12:24 p.m.
- OK.
It's not worth it.
I can't make it.
Make an effort. Otherwise,
I have to give you a zero.
Alright, next.
I got it, with "Very Good" honors.
That's amazing, my darling.
That's wonderful.
It's wonderful, it's fantastic.
How happy!
You're here?
Martinez, Ines.
- Yeah, all good.
- All good?
You're called for the oral exam.
I'm not going to their shitty oral!
- You don't want to enroll in
English college anymore? - No.
- Why ?
- I don't want to be a teacher anymore.
A translator?
I don't want to become a
translator. I'll be fed up after a year.
- You have the right to change your mind.
- But you have to register somewhere.
For me there is no problem. You tell me
"I want to learn painting", I say "OK".
You tell me "I want to go to
theater school", I say "OK".
You tell me "I want to become
a social worker", I say "OK".
Just tell me what
you want to do.
- I don't know.
- There's many things that interest you!
That's true, I see that you're
interested in many things.
In addition, you're gifted for
many things: to write, to draw.
And you love taking
care of children.
You remember, you told me you
wanted to become a speech therapist.
Not a speech therapist.
What interests you the most?
There are things I want to do.
But they're jobs that don't exist.
- What jobs? What do you mean,
"Don't exist"?
Tell us, you can explain to us.
It's not worth it.
I know it doesn't exist.
Hey, you're very good at writing.
Do you remember when
you made up lots of stories?
Would you like to
become a writer?
You don't realize.
You know, not long ago, I reread all
the letters from when you were in camp.
It was amazing how you wrote.
It's true.
During the whole year, I was angry
at them, calling them bitches.
But when I didn't get my degree
on first round, It woke me up
I said to myself "what a nightmare
I'm going to repeat, and be all alone".
"What is happiness?"
Does it exist? Maybe yes,
maybe not. Besides, we don't care.
Is it an ideal? Yeah, an ideal.
A projection? Yeah.
“A projection of what?”, he'll ask.
A projection of my hand
in your ugly face.
- You didn't get it?
- I did.
Go tell your dad!
- What do you want?
- I got my degree.
- Huh? You got it? how did you do it?
- I don't know.
I'm paying for the round.
She got her baccalaureate!
When I came back from vacation,
my parents were getting a divorce.
My father took off with the cash register.
My mother attempted suicide.
So I found my mom with no money,
no heating at home. It was divorce.
I didn't think that would happen.
I thought if I had my diploma,
I would never be a waitress.
What is my sweetheart
thinking today?
What is she doing again?
Is she in love?
- Straight ahead?
- Yes, go on.
Go right ahead,
not like the last time.
Oh she put the gear
right to my knee! Well done!
I told you to go right ahead
and you did. Well done.
What did we do over the weekend?
- I wrote a poem.
- I didn't know you wrote.
I really like poetry.
Often it comes to me.
I write a poem.
- Would you like to hear my poem?
- Oh yes, yes!
It's called "Solitude".
"Solitude".
I really like this title.
So:
The night has already
fallen like an autumn leaf
I feel my heart tighten
and its beat resounds
I am alone in the dark
streets, you are long gone.
I forgot the word "hope" and
my heart aphyxiates without you.
Can you read the last line again?
I didn't quite hear.
"and my heart aphyxiates without you."
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's very beautiful, but I wonder
if it shouldn't be "asphyxiates".
- "Asphyxiates".
- Yes.
- I think it's the verb "asphyxiate".
- You think ?
I'm not quite sure, but I think so.
Either way, it's very pretty.
- What do I do now?
- Behind the blue car. Parallel.
- It's my boyfriend's car.
- What is his name ?
- Phillip. He's 29 years old,
almost 30.
- And what does he do?
- He's doing three licenses at once.
She's nailing her parallel parking
when her Phillip is here.
If she applied herself like that
more often, it would be better.
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, sweetheart.
We couldn't get married,
because he's not Jewish
When you grandmother saw him, she said:
"Not bad, shame he's not Jewish"
So I left the house like I was
going to work. And never came back.
We sent telegrams to my parents
to inform them we were married.
And we took a boat to France.
When we passed Ecuador, we had a party.
We'd throw flour on girls
and throw them in the water
- But I wasn't part of it,
because I was pregnant. - With me ?
Of course with you!
We resume, right away.
Come on, everyone
in place, please.
- Damn, I'm going to faint.
- Are you hypoglycemic?
Thank you all.
We're done for the day.
- Alright, shall we go out?
- Yeah, yeah.
You know you're going
to be punished for this?
You must be punished for this.
- I think I'm going to rape you.
- Then go ahead.
- Provocation?
- Would you like to do it?
- Why do you say that?
- Would you like to do it?
- And you?
- Would you like to try?
- Would you like to try?
- If you want. Yeah.
- You're sure?
- Yeah.
Stop!
Stop
Stop. Stop.
Stop.
Bastard!
Jennifer Sollers, your album
came out three weeks ago
and has already sold over a million copies.
Rumors says you're burying Madonna.
Do you feel like you've hit your goals?
No, the goal is always far.
It's like the plane trees on the road.
There's always another one after.
But the roads always
lead somewhere!
To death.
That's a nice answer. Jennifer,
your album is called "pure sex".
But listening to it, I
found it very romantic.
It touches me that you say that.
How far do you want to go
in your philosophy studies?
I don't know.
At least until I get my license.
And what would you
do with this license?
Drug trafficking.
It was a joke.
Philip was telling us you weren't
sure you'd pass the year
No,no. I'm not worried at all.
I had said that at a time when I had
missed important classes and was sick.
But I caught up very well,
and I scored good notes.
Excuse me, I'm going
to the bathroom.
You do what you want. I don't
think you'll be happy with this girl.
I decided to leave her
and I haven't told her yet.
Here, your monthly.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- You had no trouble coming?
- No no.
Because they said there might
be strikes, so we wondered.
- No, I got the subway right away.
- Yeah, it went quickly?
- How are you?
- Good. I feel stupid but it's okay.
Oh, Emilie, Stella.
It's been a long time
since we saw you.
Émilie, Inès told me you work a lot.
That you're in cinema. - Yeah.
- And you, Stella, what do you do?
- Well, I do radio. I'm just starting.
That's good too.
We can say that out of the four,
we already have two celebrities
Anyway, it's nice
of you to come.
Have a seat,
there are two chairs!
- Don't move. You are angels.
- No thanks. I prefer standing.
Did you hear that
Steve McQueen died?
Yeah, I heard it on
the radio a while ago.
You used to love him, Emilie.
I remember.
Dear Philip, for a year I searched
for that tiny part of nobility
that exists in every human being,
even the most contemptible.
I searched and found the
very essence of mediocrity.
Today I breathe, freed from the
pity that made me stay with you.
Because don't think I've experienced
anything even remotely resembling love.
Don't even think that you were able to
leave a mark on me. You never touched me.
So, dear Philippe, I can never thank you
enough for having rid me of my virginity.
Sometimes I wonder if the part
of humanity in you resides
solely in your inability to pee
without staining your pants.
In 29 years,
congratulate your mom
Give her my regards.
I will miss her permanence.
As for your father, tell him I'm glad to
be no longer related to his ugly old face
I despise specimens like him.
All that remains is for me to
say "goodbye" and "good luck".
Ciao. And remember, you
never understood who I was.
The Nobel Prize for Medicine
was awarded to Marion Bélanger.
for her work to cure all cancers
and increasing life expectancy by 200%.
"You are the pride of France"
declared the President of the Republic
to Marion Bélanger, who,
I remind you, is only 22 years old.
(Joe Dassin, "À toi")
To you, to how beautiful you are
To the way you are mine
To your tender words, a
little artificial sometimes
To you, to the little
girl that you used to be
To the one you still are often
To your past, to your secrets,
to your former charming princes
To life, to love.
To our nights, to our days.
To the eternal return of luck.
To the child who will
come, who will look like us
Who will be both you and me.
To me, to the madness
of which you are the reason
To my anger without knowing why
To my silences and
my betrayals sometimes
To me, to the time
I spent looking for you.
To the qualities
you don't care about
To the flaws that I hid from you,
to my wanderlust ideas
To life, to love,
to our nights, to our days
To the eternal return of luck
To the child who will
come, who will look like us
Who will be both you and me
Subtitles by: HAUTBASFRAGILE
@KG
- You want to?
You're my little apple...
And that's my big apple.
I have a gift for you.
It's so small, your
eyes can't see it.
It's so small.
Make your mommy happy, huh?
Please. Good job!
You'll get your dress all dirty!
Life is hard, huh?
Your mom loves you so much.
You shouldn't cry.
You shouldn't cry.
You shouldn't cry.
Come inside, Jacqueline.
Come inside.
Hello, Mr. Nuc-nuc, how are you?
Very well, Mrs. Pouët-Pouët,
I've worked a lot today.
I made rice pudding.
And I'm mad because my
daughter won't come out of her shell.
What do you mean, she doesn't
want to come out of her shell?
- Get out, girl, or you'll get a spanking!
-She doesn't want to hear it
What is the name of your
daughter, Madame Pouët-Pouët?
- Jacqueline.
- Come on, get out, Jacqueline!
"LIFE DOESN'T SCARE ME"
Subtitles by: HAUTBASFRAGILE
She sucks.
- Hi.
- Hi.
It's only true stories.
Here, for example, is the story of
a woman who gave birth...
when doctor arrived, the baby had snuck
an arm out, and suddenly it's stuck.
The doctor tries to put the arm
back inside but it's impossible.
So he is forced to cut off the arm,
to put the baby back the right way.
- It's horrible, isn't it?
- And the baby?
He died. Probably because
he lost too much blood.
But the doctor had no choice, otherwise
the baby and the mother both die.
It must be horrible to have
your arm cut off like that.
He must've wondered
what was happening to him.
Maybe he passed out, and didn't
feel anything. But I don't think so.
There you go.
A real big girl hairstyle.
Christian Renucci was found guilty of
murdering Maria Dolores on June 3, 74.
Guilty of kidnapping her, then
cutting her throat and disfiguring her.
Jurors of the Assize Court, stood behind
the AG, who's demanding the death penalty
"I want the death
penalty," he declared,
"because the abduction
and murder of a child is..."
Enough, eh?
Marion Belanger?
Where is she, Marion Belanger?
Here.
You seem to know the answers.
Are you interested in archaeology?
Have you done any internships?
No, I didn't do an internship.
Well, hats off!
- I think she has a brother in high school.
- Yes, he's the guy with brown hair.
But this will not be the
case with all your teachers.
So be careful, huh?
Good night.
Excuse me, I forgot
to turn the light off.
Did I say "good night"? I didn't
say "good night". Good night!
The lights. Damn it!
- Excuse me, have you seen my
scotch tape? - No, No!
Ah no, it's not here. Sorry!
Piss off!
What about my scissors,
have you seen them?
Stop, you're stupid.
You're so stupid!
There's absolutely no point in what
you're doing. You know why ?
No, please. No!
What the hell is this mess?
Do you see the condition of your room?
You see what time it is?
You better put everything in its place,
quickly! I'll come check.
- Decency, do you know it?
- What?
You've been stepping
on my foot for an hour.
- I stepped on your foot?
- You forgot to evolve!
If man evolved from
apes, you forgot to evolve!
Action!
No no. We said you'd
call him first.
Hello.
It's me, John. I'm at the
airport. I'll be there right away.
- I missed you, you know?
- OK, I'll wait for you.
- Who was that, mom?
- It's none of your business, dear.
And now you have to go to bed.
- Oh no!
- Oh yes!
And you're going to obey nicely,
otherwise you know how it's gonna end?
- Yes mom.
- So, quick!
Oh, my dear.
I finally found you.
I need to talk to you, John.
- It's over between us.
- No, not now!
John needs to find you with
the other guy. And then they fight.
You say nothing for now.
Oh my love!
I so want to touch you.
Come to bed right now.
- Fuck off!
- What?
You keep groping me!
-Don't get mad. We'll do something else.
- It's true, It's annoying!
- We'll do something else.
- Yeah, what?
I had five husbands, and
my favorite was the first.
His name was Gary. He had
blue eyes. He died in the war.
I had seven husbands,
because I liked to change.
I was very popular. As soon as
I went out, men came from everywhere
They gave me presents.
They would say "Stella, I love you"
"I can't live without you,
you are the woman of my life."
But I couldn't choose all of them,
so sometimes they fought, and I watched
I lived ten years in a caravan.
I had three horses,
five dogs, three cats,
a baby panther and hummingbirds
flying above the trailer all the time.
And then I had a monkey, called
Fifi. He was with me all the time...
He understood everything I said.
He was super smart.
During the war,
a bomb fell on my house.
I had three children
who died instantly.
And another child who lost
two arms and two legs.
I did everything to treat him
but he ended up dying anyway.
I went looking for big
blocks of ice in the mountains.
Then I brought
them back to Africa.
I had invented a special
packaging so that it wouldn't melt.
A bomb exploded right in front of
my eyes and for a month I was blind
Because he cried so much, he wanted
to give me his own eyes
- But I said I didn't want to.
- So
I had to sell the ranch...
to my worst enemy.
Come on, come on, let's go!
Come on, let's step it up!
It's your fault!
- What happened?
- She pissed me off.
- It's okay, I don't care.
It's happened before. - What ?
- I beat a girl before.
- Why?
- I argued with her.
- Why?
I don't remember, it's been a long time.
I went to her house, I kicked her
I beat her up and then I said "Bye".
Make a wish and
touch your cheek.
The fifth ballerina
was completely naked.
The sixth ballerina
was completely naked.
The seventh ballerina
was completely naked.
The eighth ballerina
was completely naked.
The ninth ballerina
was completely naked.
The tenth ballerina
was completely naked.
The eleventh ballerina
was completely naked.
The twelfth ballerina
was completely naked.
The thirteenth
ballerina was completely naked.
The fourteenth ballerina
was completely naked.
The fifteenth ballerina
was completely naked.
The sixteenth ballerina
was completely naked.
You okay?
Are you crazy?
Dad!
Do you have boobs? Show me,
Take off your T-shirt. Come on!
Do you have hair?
- Well, I'll leave her to you.
- No thanks. I don't pick up leftovers
Oh, you're here?
- What are you doing?
- You'll see.
Without a mirror?
When it dries, it hardens.
It's good.
-But it looks like it tightens the eyes.
- Not if you don't go around corners.
Otherwise, not only does it tighten,
but it also gives you fish-eye.
- You're here ?
- She's gone.
Are you happy?
You got what you wanted, huh?
No, you're not going
to cry now. Stop!
Stop!
Stop immediately!
She abandoned you.
- Well, I have to go.
- One more!
- No, I have to go.
- Two minutes, I'll put it back.
- You're so annoying.
Come on!
Come here!
Come on.
Come on you're not doing it well.
Be serious.
- Let's do the switch
- No.
Jump!
- So I'll jump.
- No.
Are you crazy?
- Come on!
- Let go of me!
- Let go of me!
- Please.
- No!
You won't leave!
- You'll call your mommy and daddy?
- You're so childish!
No!
- Are you crazy!
- Oh yes.
Go ahead, beat it, go!
At least I have a family!
What did you say? Bitch!
What?
Focus, please.
Dominique is a boy's
and girl's name.
- I don't really like "Dominique".
- "Claude" too, it goes for both.
- That's my father's name.
- It wouldn't suit him at all.
- I think he looks like a boy.
- It's a boy.
- It's so soft, it's amazing.
- You are my love!
- Leave it to me a bit.
- Wait.
Hey, I can never take it home because of
my mom. Let me watch it for a bit.
- It's really as if it's someone.
- It is someone.
Not like that!
The rope above the foot.
Come on, Emily.
You have to get there!
Emily! Emily!
Emily! Emily!
Tie it above the foot!
Tie the rope.
Tie and push.
♪ Act like a bird. It lives ♪
♪ on pure air and fresh water, a bird ♪
♪ On a bit of hunting
and fishing, a bird ♪
♪ But nothing ever stops it, ♪
♪ the bird, of going higher ♪
♪ But I'm alone in the universe, ♪
♪ I'm afraid of the sky and of the winter ♪
♪ I'm afraid of madmen and war ♪
♪ I'm afraid of the time that passes, say ♪
♪ How can we live today, ♪
♪ in the fury and in the noise♪
Come here, dog.
- What's he doing?
- He's totally looking at you.
He was totally
looking at you, just now.
- Oh yeah ?
- Yeah.
If we swarm out at the end of class,
we can catch him on his way out.
- We said we were going to see Santiago.
- We'll go, don't worry!
- Can I take a chair?
- Yes, there.
- Excuse me, do you have the time?
- Yeah, I have the time.
- So what time is it?
- That's another question.
- 1:20
- Thanks.
Damn, he talked a lot.
I hope it worked.
- "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
- "Yeah, I have the time."
- "So what time is it?
- "That's another question."
- "1:20"
- "Thanks"
It's great, it's great!
- "...Do you have the time?"
- "Yeah, I have the time."
- "So what time is it?"
"That's another question."
The way he says that!
- Shit!
- I love this song. It's awesome.
Hi Madam.
We'd like to know if the class
photos have arrived?
Yes, you will have them this afternoon.
Is it possible to have the photo
of another class, not ours?
- We'll pay for it, we'll buy the photo
- I hear you.
Good. It's the 1A4 class
-Yes, we'd like the photo of that class.
- It doesn't seem hard to me.
- So, do we pay you right now?
- No, it's not that simple.
- How is it not that simple?
- Watch your tone.
This kind of transaction has to
be passed by a class delegate
- That's not possible
- I can't do anything
- Thanks very much. Let's go.
- Bye, Madam.
What a fat bitch!
- Show me!
- Wait.
1A4 isn't that great.
He looks like Patrick Topalin.
- He looks like an old dick
- Hey, there's even a bald one
- Look, Ines. We found a guy for you.
- Idiot!
♪ I hold you on my calves ♪
♪ On my smooth thighs ♪
♪ Hop, you jump on my lap ♪
♪ I hold you, to my breasts. ♪
♪ My pretty breasts. But where are
you going? You're going too far ♪
♪ I eat you ♪
I found my way back
thanks to my road map.
" Saturday 6:00 at Emilie's.
Bring something."
A circumstantial complement of cause.
Which we'll call "the CCC"
In your notebooks, underline it like
all circumstantial complement, in green.
For example, in the sentence:
"I'm dying of hunger"
The act, is to die.
You start.
"Jerome, I love you".
"Jerome, I love you", "Jerome,
I love you", "Jerome, I love you"...
Jerome, would you like to
have a coffee with me?
- Have a coffee?
- Yes, now, it's very important.
- OK?
- OK.
Just there
- You good?
- Yeah.
- I have something intimate and
important to ask you. - Go ahead.
- Don't laugh. It's not funny.
- Nobody said it was funny.
I wanted to ask you if you
would like to sleep with me once?
- Well then!
- I told you it wasn't funny.
It's okay, it's not
the end of the world.
- It is
- It's not.
- Do you want to?
- Hold on. Don't get excited.
Listen
I thought about it.
There is no other solution.
- It's very important for me.
- Why me?
It's just like that.
It can only be you.
- But you're just a kid.
- Yeah, exactly.
Have you ever slept with a guy?
- Oh yeah. OK. I see.
- No, you can't know.
Hello, what would
you like to drink?
- A coffee please
- A glass of water
Listen
We absolutely have to do it,
because there is no other solution.
I can't tell you everything,
but I have personal reasons.
You can do it!
For me it is very important!
For you, it's not much.
No, don't go!
- Don't worry, it'll pass.
- No, it won't.
- Like that, you have to stab it.
- No!
- Let's do it at the same time.
- I'll do it. Who cares who's first?
- That's how you do it!
- My turn
Wait, I'll do it.
Don't move.
Not too hard, okay?
Shit, you cow!
- There's no blood.
- Yes, there is! Look
- No, there's no blood.
- Yes, there is.
I swear to always think of you
as I'd like you to think of me.
I swear to always think of you
as I'd like you to think of me.
I swear never to betray this oath.
Done.
I'm done with gym
for the week
Hey, a car!
Come in, girls
No, we could maybe...
Nobody wants the front seat?
Shit!
THREE YEARS LATER
- Doesn't anyone want ride in front?
- Nope.
- Where are you going ?
- Wherever you want, dolls.
- We're going to the station.
- You're going on "vacation"?
To the station!
What are your names?
Gertrude, Hildegarde
and Prolotte.
A pleasure, I'm Braquemard.
Very funny
- Are you girls late?
- Oh, a little.
- You don't want to watch the road?
- Calm down, girl.
Me, I can do it without hands
Come, let me introduce you.
Inès and Marion, this is Nino.
- Hello.
- He picked me up on a scooter.
Cute, Nino.
So, what do you say?
Alright, come on.
Justine, you play the mother
Sarah & Fabien, you're the guests
Francis, you're playing the son.
And the new one
will play Cinderella.
Come on, Emilie, hop!
I have something very
important to tell you.
Can I have some water, please?
- I'm getting married.
- Congrats!
- So?
- It's already improvisation?
- And who is it?
- Are you going to get married for real?
Lemonade for me,
and some toast would be nice too
I'll bring the toasts later
- You sure you haven't forgotten anything?
- Stop!
Emilie.
I'm not sure I understand
what you did.
On your tray, there must be
five cups, a teapot. I see nothing.
Alright, we're gonna fix this.
Somebody give me books,
a pen, anything.
Here
It's fragile.
Now try again.
Isn't it too heavy?
Wait, I'll help you a little.
Good God, Emily.
I saw nothing there.
Your tray got smashed.
It made noise. I saw nothing!
The mugs are shattered!
You probably got burned from
the hot tea
But there's nothing there!
You're here picking it up quietly
- I have to go join the others.
- What do you give a fuck about the others?
You're in this situation here,
right now. Come on!
- Do I have to mop the floor, then?
- Figure it out!
My poor girl,
You really are the Goose Girl.
They're worth a
fortune, those mugs.
Come on, react right away!
That's too bad.
You didn't hurt yourself, I hope?
Stop.
Emilie
There's little that's good.
The rest is really rubbish.
Well, we'll resume on Wednesday.
It's a good sign
when he says that.
I'm parked outside.
She's looking at us.
- She's really turned on.
- Calm down...
Tonight, you do it.
Hi, little French one,
wanna hang out?
Get off, I'll take care of it.
Hold this, you'll see
She'll be following me
like a little puppy
Hey, wait!
You speak Italian?
Like your mother!
Wait, wait.
Stay, we'll talk.
Why would I talk to you?
Because you are beautiful
like Catherine Deneuve.
Wait, come sit.
I don't feel like it.
Let's get out of here, then?
In the Vespa?
No, that's my friend's.
Come on, stop it.
Will you come for a walk?
Where is the restroom?
- The restroom?
- Over there.
- Do you want to stay with me afterwards?
- Yeah.
It's not in
Yes, it is.
It's not.
I know better than you!
I'm sorry.
But you agreed!
It's done!
♪ ♪
Get in the car!
We'll take you home
No!
Let go of her!
It's some guys from the club.
Fine, but you won't separate us.
We're staying together.
One of you comes with me!
No, we're fine like this!
Stop it!
Close the windows.
No, we're not separating.
We don't run, but we...
Do you think it's bad that
I get a tan so easily?
You only think about that, huh?
Tanning. I find it silly.
In 15 minutes, I'll do my back.
- I'm not too red, here?
- It's not bad.
- I'm too hot. I don't feel good.
We don't even have water. - Go swimming!
I'd rather go back.
I'll wait for you at the camp.
- What do you want to drink ?
- I already have a drink.
Do you mind if I sit here?
As long as you don't stop me
from written this letter.
- Who are you writing to?
- My parents.
Oh yeah?
Are you going to talk about me?
- Nope.
- But you should!
- I have to finish my letter, okay?
- Okay.
You're so beautiful.
Too beautiful!
- Thanks.
- We're getting married, you and I.
- Yes that's it.
- I'm glad you agree.
- Leave me alone!
- But I love you. I love you.
- What's your name?
- Marion.
I'm Chesere.
- Come take a ride with me.
- No.
- No.
- I won't hurt you.
You know I love you.
I am very serious.
- Come with me.
- No. Don't touch me. I hate it!
Alright, I won't touch you.
It's hard, but I'll wait a bit.
OK? A bit.
Listen, I wish to be alone.
OK? So leave me alone.
But I can't leave you alone, Marion.
We're getting married.
Don't leave. If you leave,
I'll go home and kill myself.
- I don't care about life.
- I don't give a shit about life either.
Maybe I'm lying,
but maybe I'm telling the truth.
Farewell, then!
Bitch.
A woman will always prefer
an unhappy man, because...
a young girl is always tempted by an
active love. You know what that means?
Men are too busy.
Love, for them, is not a priority.
Chatting with their wife...
Walking with her in the park, shedding
a few tears on her grave, that's all.
And for us, love is life itself.
I love you.
And that means I want
to dispel your sadness.
That I want to follow you
to the end of the world.
The more effort there is,
the more beautiful love is.
That's to say...
You understand, we feel it.
"Active love"?
- Rubbish. Girlish philosophy.
- Good.
She is ridiculous. Why ?
I'd say we didn't believe it. Maybe she
didn't put enough conviction into it.
I think she didn't believe it.
And she doesn't have the physicality.
No, I think she has problems in life
preventing her from being in her role.
She was too tense there.
I don't know. I feel
like she had no fun on set.
It's because she's a bad actor.
It's true. She was just bad.
It's a shame because
she has abilities.
- Because she's fake.
- We didn't believe it for a second.
She is ridiculous because
she loves without return.
Because a woman in this
situation is always ridiculous.
People who insist on wearing white
pants on rainy days are beyond me.
So I'm Ms. Petit, which didn't
influence me much, as you can see.
And for those of you who don't
know yet, I'm your philosophy teacher.
There's one thing that I can't tolerate.
It is to see people get up at once
as soon as the bell rings,
without worrying
if I have finished my sentence or if
one of their colleagues has a question.
I don't intend to be too strict,
but as the dean once said...
when I was at the faculty,
you have to know one thing:
The bell here is me.
So what is philosophy?
You know that your bag
is like a uterus?
So, are you coming?
No, we can't.
We have to study.
Soon enough you'll all be
put away in little boxes.
You make me sick.
Everyone is so stupid.
If you don't give a shit about getting
your degree, we don't care.
Stop freaking out,
You'll get your degree. It's inevitable.
You, shut up!
Fuck, shut up! Shit!
- What's going on?
- Nothing, sir. She's got a headache.
I'm not sure you really had time to
work on it. Have you worked on it?
- Yes.
- You are sure ?
Yes, I assure you.
Not every day, but almost.
What piano do you have at home?
Is it an electric piano by any chance?
I don't have a piano at home.
You don't have a piano?
But how do you do it?
-Do you play on someone else's?
- Nope. I work like this, on a table.
But it's not the same thing at all!
Do you know someone who has a piano?
- A friend, I don't know...
- No. Well, yes, I know someone,
but he lives in Rouen.
I'm so sorry, Stella.
But if you don't have a piano,
There's no point in taking lessons.
- Really?
- It's impossible.
- You won't make any progress.
- Oh okay.
I'm sorry.
- You really wanted to play the piano?
- Yes. - Why ?
Because it's important to
know how to play an instrument.
When we get old,
we become different.
- If you find a piano, come back to me.
- OK.
Couldn't she lend it to me for an
hour from time to time, her piano?
Would it have killed this bitch
to ask me to play on her piano?
Won't you have some cake?
Would you go get us a cupcake?
I'm the only one
making an effort here.
- There's a man in the pool.
- Stop messing around!
- But there's a man in the pool.
- Stop!
- We have to save him.
- Go ahead. Dive.
"Saint-Anne psychiatric hospital"
♪ (Jacques Higelin: "Letter to my ♪
♪ little friend") My ass and heart hurt ♪
♪ I've been hanging ♪
♪ out for three hours ♪
♪ In this bar on rue Delambre ♪
♪ When I'm outside ♪
♪ I'll be done for a long time ♪
♪ with their funerary faces ♪
♪ of undertakers ♪
♪ I've been traveling for long time ♪
♪ Honest people are ♪
♪ looking for me. ♪
♪ I'm screwed ♪
- Are you gonna stop?
- I'll stop.
Do something!
Hey, you're too old
to fight like little girls!
- Do you want some cheese?
- No thanks.
- What's the matter?
- You're hurting me.
It hasn't bee easy for
you this year, huh?
I can't take it anymore.
- Ines has to study, you know?
- I know.
We need calm.
I know.
But you too have to study, huh?
You can be proud of
yourself, you didn't fail the year.
Now is not the time to give up.
You must get your degree.
You understand? It's important.
Yeah, but they take themselves
so seriously. It angers me.
You let go of me!
Let go of me!
What is this stuff?
What did she drink?
Chocolate.
It must be chocolate, yeah.
There's no more Mrs. Peel!?
No, there are three now: there's Steed,
Purdey and Gambit. No Mrs. Peel.
If they are three,
it's less good.
Maybe it'll be good anyway.
I liked Mrs. Peel.
Yeah me too.
And who did you prefer?
Mrs. Peel or Tara King?
I liked Tara King but I think
I prefer Mrs. Peel.
- It's less good that they are three.
- You'll get used to it.
"What is a normal man?"
It's 8:04 a.m.
The exam will end at 12:04 p.m.
No copies will be
accepted after that.
- Are you the derogation?
- Yes.
- Blanchain Bernard, that's you?
- Yes.
- For you, the exam will end at 12:24 p.m.
- OK.
It's not worth it.
I can't make it.
Make an effort. Otherwise,
I have to give you a zero.
Alright, next.
I got it, with "Very Good" honors.
That's amazing, my darling.
That's wonderful.
It's wonderful, it's fantastic.
How happy!
You're here?
Martinez, Ines.
- Yeah, all good.
- All good?
You're called for the oral exam.
I'm not going to their shitty oral!
- You don't want to enroll in
English college anymore? - No.
- Why ?
- I don't want to be a teacher anymore.
A translator?
I don't want to become a
translator. I'll be fed up after a year.
- You have the right to change your mind.
- But you have to register somewhere.
For me there is no problem. You tell me
"I want to learn painting", I say "OK".
You tell me "I want to go to
theater school", I say "OK".
You tell me "I want to become
a social worker", I say "OK".
Just tell me what
you want to do.
- I don't know.
- There's many things that interest you!
That's true, I see that you're
interested in many things.
In addition, you're gifted for
many things: to write, to draw.
And you love taking
care of children.
You remember, you told me you
wanted to become a speech therapist.
Not a speech therapist.
What interests you the most?
There are things I want to do.
But they're jobs that don't exist.
- What jobs? What do you mean,
"Don't exist"?
Tell us, you can explain to us.
It's not worth it.
I know it doesn't exist.
Hey, you're very good at writing.
Do you remember when
you made up lots of stories?
Would you like to
become a writer?
You don't realize.
You know, not long ago, I reread all
the letters from when you were in camp.
It was amazing how you wrote.
It's true.
During the whole year, I was angry
at them, calling them bitches.
But when I didn't get my degree
on first round, It woke me up
I said to myself "what a nightmare
I'm going to repeat, and be all alone".
"What is happiness?"
Does it exist? Maybe yes,
maybe not. Besides, we don't care.
Is it an ideal? Yeah, an ideal.
A projection? Yeah.
“A projection of what?”, he'll ask.
A projection of my hand
in your ugly face.
- You didn't get it?
- I did.
Go tell your dad!
- What do you want?
- I got my degree.
- Huh? You got it? how did you do it?
- I don't know.
I'm paying for the round.
She got her baccalaureate!
When I came back from vacation,
my parents were getting a divorce.
My father took off with the cash register.
My mother attempted suicide.
So I found my mom with no money,
no heating at home. It was divorce.
I didn't think that would happen.
I thought if I had my diploma,
I would never be a waitress.
What is my sweetheart
thinking today?
What is she doing again?
Is she in love?
- Straight ahead?
- Yes, go on.
Go right ahead,
not like the last time.
Oh she put the gear
right to my knee! Well done!
I told you to go right ahead
and you did. Well done.
What did we do over the weekend?
- I wrote a poem.
- I didn't know you wrote.
I really like poetry.
Often it comes to me.
I write a poem.
- Would you like to hear my poem?
- Oh yes, yes!
It's called "Solitude".
"Solitude".
I really like this title.
So:
The night has already
fallen like an autumn leaf
I feel my heart tighten
and its beat resounds
I am alone in the dark
streets, you are long gone.
I forgot the word "hope" and
my heart aphyxiates without you.
Can you read the last line again?
I didn't quite hear.
"and my heart aphyxiates without you."
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's very beautiful, but I wonder
if it shouldn't be "asphyxiates".
- "Asphyxiates".
- Yes.
- I think it's the verb "asphyxiate".
- You think ?
I'm not quite sure, but I think so.
Either way, it's very pretty.
- What do I do now?
- Behind the blue car. Parallel.
- It's my boyfriend's car.
- What is his name ?
- Phillip. He's 29 years old,
almost 30.
- And what does he do?
- He's doing three licenses at once.
She's nailing her parallel parking
when her Phillip is here.
If she applied herself like that
more often, it would be better.
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, sweetheart.
We couldn't get married,
because he's not Jewish
When you grandmother saw him, she said:
"Not bad, shame he's not Jewish"
So I left the house like I was
going to work. And never came back.
We sent telegrams to my parents
to inform them we were married.
And we took a boat to France.
When we passed Ecuador, we had a party.
We'd throw flour on girls
and throw them in the water
- But I wasn't part of it,
because I was pregnant. - With me ?
Of course with you!
We resume, right away.
Come on, everyone
in place, please.
- Damn, I'm going to faint.
- Are you hypoglycemic?
Thank you all.
We're done for the day.
- Alright, shall we go out?
- Yeah, yeah.
You know you're going
to be punished for this?
You must be punished for this.
- I think I'm going to rape you.
- Then go ahead.
- Provocation?
- Would you like to do it?
- Why do you say that?
- Would you like to do it?
- And you?
- Would you like to try?
- Would you like to try?
- If you want. Yeah.
- You're sure?
- Yeah.
Stop!
Stop
Stop. Stop.
Stop.
Bastard!
Jennifer Sollers, your album
came out three weeks ago
and has already sold over a million copies.
Rumors says you're burying Madonna.
Do you feel like you've hit your goals?
No, the goal is always far.
It's like the plane trees on the road.
There's always another one after.
But the roads always
lead somewhere!
To death.
That's a nice answer. Jennifer,
your album is called "pure sex".
But listening to it, I
found it very romantic.
It touches me that you say that.
How far do you want to go
in your philosophy studies?
I don't know.
At least until I get my license.
And what would you
do with this license?
Drug trafficking.
It was a joke.
Philip was telling us you weren't
sure you'd pass the year
No,no. I'm not worried at all.
I had said that at a time when I had
missed important classes and was sick.
But I caught up very well,
and I scored good notes.
Excuse me, I'm going
to the bathroom.
You do what you want. I don't
think you'll be happy with this girl.
I decided to leave her
and I haven't told her yet.
Here, your monthly.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- You had no trouble coming?
- No no.
Because they said there might
be strikes, so we wondered.
- No, I got the subway right away.
- Yeah, it went quickly?
- How are you?
- Good. I feel stupid but it's okay.
Oh, Emilie, Stella.
It's been a long time
since we saw you.
Émilie, Inès told me you work a lot.
That you're in cinema. - Yeah.
- And you, Stella, what do you do?
- Well, I do radio. I'm just starting.
That's good too.
We can say that out of the four,
we already have two celebrities
Anyway, it's nice
of you to come.
Have a seat,
there are two chairs!
- Don't move. You are angels.
- No thanks. I prefer standing.
Did you hear that
Steve McQueen died?
Yeah, I heard it on
the radio a while ago.
You used to love him, Emilie.
I remember.
Dear Philip, for a year I searched
for that tiny part of nobility
that exists in every human being,
even the most contemptible.
I searched and found the
very essence of mediocrity.
Today I breathe, freed from the
pity that made me stay with you.
Because don't think I've experienced
anything even remotely resembling love.
Don't even think that you were able to
leave a mark on me. You never touched me.
So, dear Philippe, I can never thank you
enough for having rid me of my virginity.
Sometimes I wonder if the part
of humanity in you resides
solely in your inability to pee
without staining your pants.
In 29 years,
congratulate your mom
Give her my regards.
I will miss her permanence.
As for your father, tell him I'm glad to
be no longer related to his ugly old face
I despise specimens like him.
All that remains is for me to
say "goodbye" and "good luck".
Ciao. And remember, you
never understood who I was.
The Nobel Prize for Medicine
was awarded to Marion Bélanger.
for her work to cure all cancers
and increasing life expectancy by 200%.
"You are the pride of France"
declared the President of the Republic
to Marion Bélanger, who,
I remind you, is only 22 years old.
(Joe Dassin, "À toi")
To you, to how beautiful you are
To the way you are mine
To your tender words, a
little artificial sometimes
To you, to the little
girl that you used to be
To the one you still are often
To your past, to your secrets,
to your former charming princes
To life, to love.
To our nights, to our days.
To the eternal return of luck.
To the child who will
come, who will look like us
Who will be both you and me.
To me, to the madness
of which you are the reason
To my anger without knowing why
To my silences and
my betrayals sometimes
To me, to the time
I spent looking for you.
To the qualities
you don't care about
To the flaws that I hid from you,
to my wanderlust ideas
To life, to love,
to our nights, to our days
To the eternal return of luck
To the child who will
come, who will look like us
Who will be both you and me
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