Life Blood (2009) - full transcript

New Year's Eve, 1969: While driving on the Pearblossom Highway, a lesbian couple encounters the creator of the universe. Laid to rest for 40 years, the women wake up on New Year's Day as reborn creatures.

Avocado burger,
no fries!

This food sucks.

Woman:
It's coming up!

There you go,
sweetie.

Can I get you
ladies anything else?

I think we're okay.

Thank you.

Honey,

we're all god's
creatures.

You see,
there came a time

when the world
became so evil



that god made it rain
for 40 days and 40 nights,

killing all those
who were corrupt.

And so it came to be

that only two of each
creature were left.

She started over.

And to keep control
of the evil that exists

here on earth,

she created angels
in her image to do
her work.

We serve
the highest purpose.

It is up to us to rid
the world of these people.

♪ I'm just mad
about saffron ♪

♪ saffron's
mad about me ♪

♪ I'm just
mad about saffron ♪

♪ she's just
mad about me ♪



♪ they call me
mellow yellow ♪

♪ quite rightly

♪ they call me
mellow yellow ♪

♪ quite rightly

♪ they call me
mellow yellow... ♪

♪ I'm just mad about...

Take a polaroid,
it'll last longer.

Well, you two betties
are real moonbeams.

Beat it,
peace freak.

♪ They call me
mellow yellow ♪

♪ quite rightly

♪ they call me
mellow yellow ♪

♪ quite rightly

♪ they call me
mellow yellow ♪

♪ quite rightly...

So what about me?

Hey, stop that.

You know I hate it
when you do that face.

Come on already,
I gotta pee!

♪ They call me
mellow yellow... ♪

It's all yours.

♪ They call me
mellow yellow ♪

♪ quite rightly...

It's been almost two hours.

Please just talk to me.

It's pop art bullshit--

paintings of stupid cans.

I don't get it.

This world's headed
in the wrong direction.

What are you talking about?

Please just talk to me.

Turn the car around.

I mean it, Brooke.
I want to go home.

I love you, rhea.

You know that, right?

I've done something bad.

Just tell me.

What is it?

I've screwed up, baby!

I'm in trouble.

You see, this place
is filled with lame cats

in their little
clustered groups

all racing for his or her
conversational turn,

only to express
their highly

highly dogmatic
point of view

which usually
consists of nothing.

Where's the real moment?

I've got a question
for you, Warren.

What girl falls
for the mouthfuls of crap

that constantly
come out of your mouth?

Yeah, Warren, you're
serving it up lukewarm.

You were great
in that movie.

Bang.

Thanks.

Ladies, don't make me
choose somebody else.

Who's it gonna be?

Brooke?

Or rhea?
Or both?

Eeny meeny miney...

Moe.

It's gonna be midnight
in less than 20 minutes.

Warren, I'd hate for you
to miss the opportunity

to indulge one
of your adoring fans.

I don't know, Warren.
I think rhea and I

are gonna share this
new year's moment alone.

Hmm.

I'll be out
by the pool.

Hey, baby.

- Hi!
- I'm back.

You must be a movie buff.

I am a movie buff.

Really?
What your name?

Carrie Lane.

Carrie Lane--
sounds like a wonderful name.

Thank you.

You want to go run
some lines with me?

- Sure.
- Come on,

let's go for a walk.

So do you think
there's anything in
moon man's stories?

Of course not.

He's as full of it
as he's ever been.

I'll be right back.
Can you get me another?

I didn't mean to do it!
I didn't mean to do it!

Shh. Shh.

Please, Brooke baby,
just tell me what happened.

- Warren.
- Warren what?

You want to know
what it's like to be
with a movie star,

well, here I am.

Isn't this fun?

Happy new year, baby.

- Please don't.
- Please don't... stop?

Is that what you
meant to say?

Or are you so
caught up in the moment

that you're stuttering?

Bang!

See, everybody wants
to be with a movie star.

And do you want
to know why I get to do

anything I want to you?

I'll tell you.

It's because I get
away with everything.

See, you may suffer
some emotional damage

because tonight didn't go
exactly how you imagined,

but you're not gonna
tell anybody about tonight

because who would
believe you?

They'll say,
"Warren James

could never do
a thing like that."

God, I love this town.

Now...

If you let out
one little peep,

I'm gonna leave
a Mark on you

that you're never
gonna forget.

So do something
to excite me.

Now that's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

That's very good.

You see?
It's not so bad, is it?

What are you doing?

Hey!

Welcome to
the party, Brooke!

I didn't think you
were gonna make it
so I started alone.

Help me!

You sick bastard!

Have you lost your mind?

Have you?
You know who I am?!

I'm Warren James!

You're just some
stupid fucking model

who's supposed
to keep her mouth shut,

look pretty and do
what she's told.

Can I leave, please?

Listen, if you like
your life the way it is,

you'll keep living it
the same way--

pretty and mouth shut.

So either join in, baby,

or turn around and get
the fuck out of here.

I'm not leaving,
Warren.

And you're going
down for this.

You are so funny, Brooke.

I can't believe
you fell for it.

I am a great actor!

I mean, I knew this
was a great performance,

but this-- this
was a great scene.

Admit you fell for it.

Like I was really gonna
hit her with a bar of soap.

She was even better
than I thought.

You were great.

Come on, baby,
let me help you up.

It's okay. Come on,
the scene's over now.

Whatever.

I was trying to give
someone a few pointers.

No thanks.

You can look at me
all you want, Brooke.

It ain't gonna
change a thing.

People believe
what they want to.

♪ should auld
acquaintance ♪

♪ be forgot...

♪ And never
brought to mind? ♪

♪ Should auld
acquaintance ♪

♪ be forgot

♪ and days of
auld lang syne ♪

♪ for auld lang syne

♪ my dear

♪ for auld lang syne

♪ we'll lift a cup...

♪ Of kindness yet

♪ for auld lang syne.

I can't believe
Warren's dead.

That's your response?

"I can't believe
Warren's dead"?

Would you rather
it had been me?

Of course not.

I just can't believe it.

Which part?

That Warren's dead
or that I did it?

Both, I guess.

We need to turn
around and go back.

We can tell the police
what happened.

I told you the truth.
So now you know, okay?

I can't go back.
I killed him.

I just wish I could
take the top down

and let this warm desert
air cleanse my body.

Please, Brooke,
just turn around
and go home.

This feels really wrong.

What is that?

Brooke: Weird.

Maybe it's a sign.

A sign of what?

I don't know.

This is more
than just a sign.

Oh, shit!

Look out!

What is happening?

I can't take it!
I can't take it!

Just pull the car over!

No, I'm just gonna
keep driving.

I can't have
any more death.

Just pull the car over!

Rhea!

What is happening?!

Why did Warren die?

What is going on?

That possum wasn't
hurting anyone.

He was just
sitting there.

And we came along
and hit him!

Everything's dying.

What does it mean?!

I don't want
to hurt anyone.

Of course
you don't, baby.

You've got a heart of gold.

What is the matter
with you?

I don't know
what is happening!

You are overreacting.

You killed Warren
and that possum.

I just want to go home.

I didn't kill anybody.

That possum walked
out on the road on
its own free will.

It was an accident.

It was a sign.

I know it.

I feel it.

You don't know
the things I feel.

I've always felt things.

But I just
don't understand.

Rhea, you are overreacting.

Now Warren
died tonight

because it was
supposed to happen.

It was his fate.

I didn't kill him.
He killed himself.

He made the choice to
walk out on the road

just like that possum did.

I'm more sad
about the possum
than I am Warren.

Are you even
listening to me?

Rhea!

Warren deserved to die.

He deserved it.
I am happy he's dead.

He tried to rape a girl.

He's a pathetic human being

whose life was taken
because of his own actions.

Would you rather
it had been me?

Is that what you
would've wanted?
Is it?!

No.

What is that?

What's happening?

What's happening?

Come on, baby.
Let's go.

Brooke!

No!

You want me?

What are you doing?!

I'm gonna kill you!

No!

Rhea.

You have been chosen.

Don't be afraid.

I'm not.

You've lived your life

with such purity
and honesty,

but it's time that you
serve a greater purpose.

And with it will come
the gift of eternal life.

I love her.

I know that
you're in pain,

but you
will understand.

The future will
bring many decisions.

The world can be
an evil place.

Once, I made it rain

for 40 days
and 40 nights

and I killed
almost everything.

In order for that
to never happen again,

I created angels
in my image

to rid the world
of these evils.

You shall kill
to survive.

And the truly wicked

are the ones
you must destroy.

Do you understand?

I do.

Brooke does not
have a pure heart.

She preys on the weak.

- You don't know her.
- I know all.

And remember these words:

You are not
exempt from evil.

So choose your
work carefully.

Please can you
bring her back to life?

Rhea, you have
such a pure heart.

I can only do so
by making her what you are.

And if I do so,

it will come
with a price.

She, ultimately,
will be your true test.

I promise you,

we will make you proud.

Drink from me.

God:
You've lived your life with such purity and honesty...

But it's time that you
serve a greater purpose.

And with it

will come the gift
of eternal life.

This ain't no cockfight!

Announcer:
Welcome to the new year's Eve

"chics chasing chicken"
special.

Boy, these girls
just love chasing cock.

I'm excited about today.

I think I can catch me
one of them cocks.

This is my cock call:

Click-click-click-click!
Here!

- Cock cock cock cock!
- Did you hear that thunder?

Yeah.

Winter heat wave--

must be that
global warming thing.

Hey!

I didn't know they were doing
a new year's Eve special.

Now I heard cocks like pussy.
I've got a pussy.

I'm gonna get me
some cotton balls,

I'm gonna rub it
all on my pussycat.

This ain't no cockfight.

We've got no broads
like this

out in this part
of the godforsaken world.

Anyone want more coffee?

Sounds great.
Maybe you could

bake some cookies
while you're at it.

Anything you say, sir.

I'll give you a hand.

You know, till,
one of these days

they're gonna nail you
on sexual harassment.

They can do that,
you know.

What'd I say?
Come on.

I caught the cock!
I caught the cock!

I'm a winner.

"Chics chasing chickens."

We're different.

What has happened to me?

You look the same
as I do.

We've been like this
for 40 years.

Are we dead?

- Did I die?
- No.

We are more
alive than ever.

Come on.
We have to go.

We only have a few more
hours of darkness.

Look at me.
I'm a freak.

You're a freak.

Brooke...

You're okay.

Think about this
very moment

40 years ago.

Our minds and bodies
are stronger

than they
ever have been.

This should seem
like yesterday.

Time is now eternal.

What are you
talking about?

How about a ride?

- What the heck, man?
- Sorry, man.

I didn't mean
to scare ya.

I don't know how
you even saw me.

I was still standing
a couple hundred
yards up the road.

You see anything
strange back here?

What do you mean?

I could've sworn--

forget about it.
I must be really tired.

So how about that ride?

Yeah, what the hell?

I gotta have someone
to keep me awake.

I think
I'm seeing things.

Hmm.

So we never die?
Kind of sounds boring.

I didn't say
we can't die.

What I'm saying
is that your power

comes from those
who are truly evil.

It comes from
the evil you destroy.

Do this and your power
will be at its full extent.

I think there's
something up ahead.

Interesting.

What do we have here?

Everything all right,
gentlemen?

Bill: What kind of game are you girls up to?

It's new year's, bill.

Tonight's full of games

and new beginnings.

And how do you
know my name?

Unless that isn't
your shirt,

any literate person would
come to the conclusion

that your name is bill.

Look, I don't have time
for any of this crap.

I've got a bowling
tournament in Vegas.

You coming or not?

Mind if I grab
some chips, bill?

I haven't eaten
in forever.

Sure, go right ahead.

Tastes like crap.
I don't get it.

You on some kind
of anti-carb thing?

I'm sorry.
That wasn't
very ladylike.

What is that smell?

Is that you, bill?

Who would've guessed?

You smell so good.

I could just
eat you alive.

Hey, I'm married

and I got kids.

Come on, Brooke.
We've got to go.

I just want to
enjoy bill's aroma
a little longer.

What is that,
very old spice?

Brooke, I'm serious.
Let's go.

Hey hey hey hey.
Just slow down now.

Nobody's got to be anywhere,
it's new year's Eve.

You gals didn't get all--

all dressed up
for nothing.

Right?

'Cause that
is the sexiest outfit

I have ever seen.

Why anybody'd
not try to pick you up

and take you home
is beyond me.

You want to take me home,
handsome man?

I'll take you anywhere
you want, baby.

It's kind of hard
to take me anywhere

without a car,
isn't it?

Why don't you take
that thumb of yours

that you use to get around
and shove it up your ass?

Hey-- hey, like I said,

I'm married.

And I've got
a ball to roll.

So I'm just
going to get going.

We must be on our way.
I'm so sorry, sir,

for the inconvenience.

Brooke! Let go
of the gentleman!

You don't understand
how I feel about bill.

- I want him.
- Hey! Whoa!

Why would you want him
when you can have me?

I want him.

Brooke!

Rhea:
What have you done?!

I've never
felt more alive.

I've never tasted anything
so wonderful in all my life.

Rhea, you've
got to try this.

I know we're
supposed to kill,
but this is wrong.

What's wrong?

I can't believe
what this is like.

I can't believe my power.

I never imagined
it could be so great.

If I had known this
is what it'd be like,

I would've killed
forever ago.

Taste him.

He's amazing.

Still want to
take me anywhere

- I want to go, slick?
- Hey.

Oh god.

I don't know what
the hell you are,
but just...

Let me go on my way.

Okay? I-- I didn't
do anything.

I know you didn't,

but I distinctly
remember you saying,

"why would I have him
when I could have you?"

And I thought about it.
And you were right.

I want you.

I want you real bad.

Okay.

Now it's my turn.

So sorry. You want
me to kiss it better?

- Fuck you.
- Really?

I'm so sorry.

I shouldn't have
let this happen.

I am so sorry
to you and your family

for what we have done.

You were a good man.

I can feel it.

- Forgive me.
- Forgive you?

Why are you
talking to a dead man?

What are you doing?

I'm just having
a little fun.

Brooke,
this is not a joke.

You can't just
murder and kill.

There's an order
and a higher power

that we answer to.

We can answer to ourselves.

No.
You listen to me.

You listen to me.

You said we have to kill
in order to stay alive.

Now I've killed two
perfectly good specimens

and all you can do
is bitch about it.

I don't get it.

We're alive two
hours and what,
you want to die?

Brooke, if you don't
get it under control,

- I'll--
- you'll what?

You will do as I say.

We are very special.

And you will treat
our powers as such.

Got it?

Get in the truck.

♪ She goes down easy

♪ she's got no history

♪ I don't know

♪ just what she hides

♪ see the fear
in her eyes ♪

♪ she says

♪ goodbye

♪ she stepped
into this world ♪

- ♪ Christine's white noise--
- cook: Felix.

- ♪ Shouting out to the sky--
- cook: Felix.

- ♪ Christine's white noise--
- cook: Felix!

Shoe here.

I don't care if you sing,
just keep it to yourself.

Your transmitter's on.

Sorry, cook.
I'll try to keep it down.

How is it out there?

You know how it is--

straight road,
dark night--

- same as usual. Over.
- Cook: Over.

Radio:
♪ into the void

♪ Christine's white noise
shouting out to the sky... ♪

What happened back there
cannot happen again.

- Oh, come here, lover doll--
- get off me!

This is not a joke.

You're so serious.

I love it when
you're angry.

Okay, I'm sorry.

- I saved your--
- you saved my what?

I saved your life.

That night when
you were taken,

I begged
for your life.

And this is how
you repay me.

What?

We could have
the greatest
lives together

if you were just
willing to learn.

- I'm willing.
- I'm serious.

I know.
I know.

- We need to find darkness.
- Why?

Daylight can kill us.

It's god's way of forcing us
to work at night.

Well, by the looks of things,
we haven't got long.

Here we go.

Put this on.

Here, take this.

And don't expose
your skin to the sun.

- What?
- We're gonna
have to run for it.

We're gonna make it.

I love you.

Work some magic.

I can handle this.

Excuse me.

It's a little
bright outside.

Do you mind if we
close the blinds?

Well, the sun's
just coming up.

I know, but...

Aren't you hot?

This desert is
just so hot.

What do you guys want?

Firstly...

We're not guys.

Do we look like guys?

And secondly,

you know what I want.

I want to shut
the blinds.

All right, listen,
power trip, you gonna
buy something or what?

Hey!
No no no no no!

That is
a "no" zone, okay?

Bathrooms are for
paying customers only.

Listen, you guys aren't
gonna Rob me, right?

Hey hey hey!
Freaky bitches, okay,

what is up with you?
Okay?

Hey, you know what?
I'm gonna call the cops.

- Calm down, man.
- No, I'm not gonna
calm down, all right?

Hot or not,
you can't Rob me.

Hey, sweetie,

we're not gonna Rob you.

Actually, we just came
from a new year's party.

We thought we'd stop
by the mini-mart to seduce

a handsome man
like yourself.

We just want
to do it in the dark.

What, do you think I fell out
of the womb yesterday? Huh?

What's your name?

Don't worry about my name.

Come on.
I'm not gonna bite.

Listen, if you guys Rob me,
I get fired, okay?

Getting fired should be
the last thing on your mind.

Now what's your name?

Uh, Dan.

That's perfect.

That's the perfect name.

Dan.

I like you, Dan.

Do you like
what you see,

Dan the man?

Hey, Dan, is there any way
of locking this front door?

She doesn't want
anyone to see what's
gonna happen, Dan.

Brooke, I'm telling you
right now to stop.

But I want Dan.

Yeah, she wants me.

- Is that so?
- Yeah.

Leave him alone,
Brooke.

I'm telling you,
this is the worst
I've ever seen, till.

Looks like these
bodies were chewed
from head to toe.

Shoe, are you kidding me?

This is how I have to
start my new year's?

All right, close the goddamn
highway down, okay?

I'll grab cook
and we'll be on the way.

Cook, we got a shitstorm
going in pearblossom.

Let's roll!

So, uh, how'd you two
get all banged up?

Mmm, don't worry
about it, Danny boy.

You've got so much energy.

What's a girl to do?

Uh, well, um,

uh-- I don't get
off till 6:00, so--

mmm. I don't think
I can wait that long.

How busy is this place?

Uh-- uh, well,
you know,

it's--
it's new year's day,

so I don't know.
Everyone's really
pretty much hung over.

I bet I don't get
a customer till noon.

Is that so?

So where are
you ladies from?

Dan, could I have
a moment with Brooke?

Oh, yeah yeah.
You two chicks

can just do whatever
the hell you want.

I'm just pleased as piss
you didn't Rob me.

You know,
there's a lot of, uh--

there's a lot of weird shit
that happens around here.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

- Like what?
- Uh--

you know, people, um--

people turn up dead.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, like freaky dead,
too, you know?

It's been
happening for years.

Most of the dead people
are just travelers
passing through,

but once in a while,
a local gets it.

Weird.

So they get a local every
once in a while, huh?

Dan:
Yeah.

A lot of people think
it's wolves or something,

but, you know,
I don't want to scare

you two off or anything.

I don't scare
too easy.

Can I talk to you
for a moment...

In private?

I'm just having
a little fun.

I'm going to be
very vulnerable
in a matter of hours.

What's that look?

I feel the pain
of your mistake.

What do you mean?

Rhea!

What are you doing?
You're gonna kill me!

I could so get on that shit.

I'm so sorry.

It's just so I can
survive the day.

Well, fucking
ask next time.

What did this?

Some sort of animal?

Animal or human,
who in the hell knows?

All I know is
this is gonna cause

one big
friggin' ruckus.

So let's downplay
the situation.

All right?

Whoo. God damn.

It's like some animal

came along
and ate these
poor bastards.

Well, sir, I don't see
how you can downplay this.

Just get 'em covered up

before they start
attracting flies.
Jesus Christ.

Nothing left
for the flies to eat.

Honey, I really
have to go to the bathroom.

Why don't you
say it again?

Tell me again like it is
the first time I've heard it.

Hello, I'm tava smiley.

On this episode of
"they died before their time,"

we take a look
at actor Warren James

whose last and final breath

came new year's Eve, 1968

in this poolhouse
right here.

His brutal murder
was discovered

just past midnight

in the home of producer
Arthur mant

during a new year's Eve
party.

You guys
are really into this.

- You know it's a rerun.
- Smiley: That same evening

two other party guests--
rhea Cohen and Brooke anchel

mysteriously disappeared.

Coincidence?
I think not.

Carrie, in your words,

can you tell us
what happened that night?

Well, I was just about

to make love to him

when Brooke stormed in.

She was out of control
and she started

stabbing him in the neck
several times.

That must have been
very difficult to witness.

Carrie:
She told me
if I told anybody else,

I was next.

I think she was
just jealous.

Can you believe
that bitch?

- Shh.
- Smiley: After police
examined the body,

it was clear he had
87 puncture wounds

in his neck
and upper torso.

This was no accident.

"They died
before their time"

will be right back.

Like I said,
it's a rerun.

I don't know
what the big deal is.

I don't believe it.

Look at what he's
done to me.

And that bitch lying
just to get her 15 minutes.

Is she?

I wish I could go back
and kill that son of a bitch

all over again.

I've been robbed of my life.

No! You've been
given another one,

even after you did
something so horrible.

You really
believe that girl?

You stabbed him 87 times!

- Are they lying?
- I hate this life.

I want to go back
to the beginning
and start all over.

Whoa whoa whoa.
Let's just settle down.

- All right, ladies?
- What's the matter, Dan?

- Are you scared?
- Brooke!

What happened
to Dan the man who can?

That is enough, Brooke.

Stay out of this, rhea.
This is between me and Dan.

You still want
to get up in this shit?

You want
to play with me

the way I like
to play with you?

Hey, that was
just a phrase.

Is it?

This isn't
between you and Dan.

You killed Warren
and those guys
on the highway.

And I will not let you
sacrifice another life.

What's that
supposed to mean?

It means I gave
you a gift.

And if you abuse it,
I will have no choice
but to take that gift away.

Stay out of this, rhea.

You guys are freaks.

Freaks, Dan?

Vampire might be
a better term.

Yeah, well,
I don't believe
in vampires.

Neither do I.

What is wrong with you?

Aren't you angry?
Don't you want
your life back?

What has gotten
into you?

Hasn't anything
I've said made any sense?

It's nice to finally
see you, rhea.

It's like you've been asleep
since the day we met.

Don't test me, Brooke.

I will take your life
if I have to.

This is your fault.
You're the one that
ran into the desert

and turned us
into these freaks.

This is the way
it is supposed to be.

Can't you forgive me
just one last time?

I know the real story
with Warren.

I've seen and felt
the real you.

And I'm sorry.
I can't keep looking
the other way.

You can't take me.

Don't you feel anything?

Brooke:
I am done feeling.

You're weak.
You haven't got
the strength

'cause you won't
make the kill.

Brooke.

Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.

Let's go, folks.
Keep it moving.

There you go.

- We don't want to see this.
- I waited my turn.

I'm taking my look.

Better produce a stiff
after a wait like that!

Nothing to see here, sir.
Move along please.

- This is all you've got?
- Woman: Knock it off.

Like I said,
there's nothing to see here.
Move it along.

Pretty small
police presence

for this kind
of hold-up.

Would you knock it off?

Look at him.
Boop boop.

Jackass.

Thank you. Move it along.
There you go.

Maybe it's you who's
got things confused.

I don't think there is
a higher power.

I think we are who we are
and that is that.

I should've said goodbye
to you a long time ago.

And that girl's story--
it's true.

But he deserved it.

Oh, Danny boy!

Where oh where
is my Danny boy?!

You know, this place
isn't that big.

I'm gonna find you.

Where do you think
you're going?

You are a clever one.

What, did you read that
in some silly comic book?

What's a girl to do, Dan,

stuck in here until dark?

So if I kill you now,
I'll be left bored.

And we can't have
that now, can we?

You think they're open?

Well, the sign says
"always open."

I'll be right back.

All right.

- You guys want anything?
- No.

Hey!

Easy on the doors!

Gee!

Liz, remember that.

Guys hate that.

Sure thing.
Mental note logged.

Hello?

Hello, is anybody here?

Dan: Yeah, I'm just over here cleaning up.

We, uh-- we had a big party here last night.

Oh, uh, do--
do you have a restroom?

Uh, no.
No, it's broken.

I really need to go.

Do you have an employee
restroom or something?

Lady, you're gonna have
to find somewhere else, okay?

It's broken!

Good boy.

Boy!
That was quick.

Honey, I think
something's wrong.

It was really
weird in there.

What do you mean "weird"?

- Do they have a bathroom?
- No, he said it was broken.

The place is a mess.

I think something's
really wrong.

Are you overexaggerating?

Okay, let's
go take a look.

Liz, you need anything?

Just a new set
of parents.

Yeah, that'd be great.

Keep it up...

...and I'll be
your dorm roommate

when and if you
get into college.

Right.

Why won't this thing lock?

I told you-- it takes a key
and the owner's got it.

We're always open
like the sign says.

We don't ever lock it.

I'm too tired
for this, Dan.

Move her behind
the counter.

If we are lucky,

we will make it
to barstow before dark.

- Honey?
- What?

Be careful.

You get this from your mother,
you know that.

Whoa! Jeez!

You scared me, man!

My wife filled
my head with craziness.

So you got
a bathroom or what?

No. I told you,
it's broken.

Oh, nonsense. I'm sure
we can figure that out.

Come on, honey.

Oh!

Must have been
some new year's
party in here, huh?

Hey, looks like you guys
have some cleaning up to do.

Hey, what about
that bathroom, huh?

What is it,
clogged or something?

Tell you what--
give me a second.

I'm gonna go in there
and take it on myself.

Gotta get this show
on the road if you
know what I mean.

We know what you mean.

Don't we, Dan?

Yeah, we do.

What about the plunger--
where is it at?

It's in the bathroom.

Oh yeah,
come on, honey.

Boy, you must've
had a whopper in here.

Your life just keeps getting
extended and extended.

I wonder how long
it'll last.

Please just
let me go, okay?

I'm not gonna tell
anybody, I promise.

Promises are
always broken, Dan.

Now get rid of these people
and we'll discuss it.

Get over there and act
like you're cleaning up.

And don't do
anything stupid.

I don't know if I could
stomach this guy,

if you know what I mean.

Awww-- what is he
talking about?

Toilet is just fine.
Okay, honey,

give it a quick shake, okay?
I'm gonna go grab a snack.

Nothing about those two
seemed a little strange
to you?

Yeah, maybe.
Who knows what goes on

in these small towns?

It could be his sister
for all I care.

Let's just get on the road,
it's getting late.

Just stand outside
the door, will you?

- Okay.
- Thanks.

Why in the hell
aren't you back here?

You've been out there
all goddamn day.

Listen, I'm just
working over here.

Come on, shoe.
Get your ass back here.

Oh, little man sure knows
how to waste a day.

Anyway, this is the ground
we have to cover.

We got a rest stop
six miles north of town.

We got one six miles
south of town.

You and I take the north,
shoe takes the south

and this is the circle
we've got to cover.

- All right?
- I don't mean
to sound pessimistic,

but wouldn't it help to have
at least a few more bodies

covering such
a large area?

I've been running
this town for 30 years.

- Everything is just fine.
- Fine.

Yeah.

All quiet as usual.
Right, sir?

You like this job, cook?

Keep it up.

So what do you recommend,

uh, red pepper possum,

teriyaki venison
or your standard beef?

- Any thoughts?
- Why don't you
try the possum?

It's very popular
out here.

Oh, you don't say?

Hmm.

Whoo!

It's got a kick to it.

Well, what the hell?

Possum it is.

Gonna need a soda
to wash this down.

Maybe I could
get that for you.

Gonna have a look
for myself, little lady.

Don't exactly know
what goes with possum.

Mmm-- oh!
Got it.

Okay, how much
do I have to pay

so I can
get out of here?

Uh-- uh-- hey,
i-- i--

I'm not-- I'm not
into any of your--

your local humor,
okay?

Uh, I just, uh--

I just want
to get out of here.

You don't work
at murder world.

I am murder world.

Dude, I think
she's a vampire! Run!

Ow, you
biting bitch!

Hey!

Oh-ho.

Help!

Help!

Look at my face.

No more mistakes,
right, jerky man?

Look at me!

Look at me!

Pat, come on out!

I am gonna kill you
and kill you and kill you.

Stay away from me,
you freak!

- I'm ready.
- Pat! Pat!

- Don't make
any sudden move!
- What?

Look at what
you did to me.

Had to get a soda
with your fucking jerky.

You're an annoying
piece of shit

and a dead man.

I should have
let you get it.

What are you
talking about?

You freak!

You couldn't die enough
to make me happy.

And one last thought--

I'm gonna
spend till dark

nursing on your
wife's dead carcass.

Hey! Hey!

Shoe over loudspeaker:
Wait there.
Wait there.

Felix dude, I've been bit
by a freaking vampire, okay?

And listen,
she's still in there.

And there's people in there.
You gotta do something, okay?

Hey, whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Slow down now.

- What's going on?
- I told you.

I've been bit
by a vampire. Look!

Look at my leg!
Look! See?

Dan, what have
you been smoking?

No, Felix,
come on, dude.

You've gotta believe me.
Okay, these two chicks--

they came
into the store,

they closed
all the blinds

and they've been holding
me hostage all day.

And they're freaking
crazy man, okay?

- Now, look--
- shut the fuck up
and listen to me!

This one girl,
she killed the other one
right in front of me.

Okay?
Right in front of me!

You've gotta
call an ambulance.

- I'm starting
to feel faint.
- Are they still there?

What have I been
saying?! Yes!

Okay?
Oh, and listen,

the one girl-- she can't
go in the light.

It messes with her.

- Hang tight,
someone's coming.
- No! No!

I'm out of here!
Fuck that, dude!

- I've gotta run!
- Dan!

- Dan! Dan!
- Screw you, Felix!

Tillman, are you there?
It's shoe.

What now, shoe?

Yeah, I'm down the road
from murder world

and apparently
our suspect is inside.

- One more time?
- You heard me
correct, sir.

Our suspect is inside.

It seems that Dan griggs--
you know the clerk down here

at murder world
mini-mart--

is out of his mind.
He's running down the road.

He said that
the suspect is female

and that she's
a vampire, sir.

And you are
hearing me correct--

- a vampire.
- Vampire?

Shoe, I don't need
this kind of crap.

Shoe:
I know, I know.
I'm just gonna check it out.

Well, make it fast
because we've got

real business
to take care of.

All right,
but in the meantime,

send somebody for Dan,
will ya?

Hello?

Till?

Aw, crap.

Look at you.

You're so beautiful.

I've really screwed up.

I don't know
what I'm doing.

My face--

I've ruined everything.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I just want to go home.

It's okay, honey.
I'm a police officer.

It won't open.

- It won't open.
- All right, just sit tight.

I'll be right back.

It's an honor and a job.
Honor and a job.

Shoe:
Hello!

Hello!

Anybody in here?

Hello!

I know you're in here,

so you need to make
yourself visible.

Slowly raise your
hands in the air.

Oh my shit.
Oh my shit.

Oh shit shit shit.

This is
pearblossom police!

If anyone is in here,
you need to raise your hands

and show yourself!

Sir? Sir?

Brooke:
Not too good a shot,
huh, little man?

Brooke:
By the way, you're gonna
need a silver bullet

to finish this job.

The police will
be here in minutes.

If you know
what's good for you,

you're gonna show yourself
and come quietly.

Brooke:
You think you can handle me?

Let's see
what you've got.

Brooke:
Are you ready,
little fella?

Die, little man!

Brooke:
How does it feel
to take someone's life?

Who's gonna die next?

I'll answer that when you
take your last breath.

Why don't you
say that to my face?

That's what I thought.

In order to kill and not
feel guilty about it,

you must have
no reason to live.

Don't move.

You think
you're in a position
to give orders?

Don't take one more step
or I will shoot.

And what if
I don't die?

Then I kill you.

You hear that?
More people are coming.

And how is that going
to help you?

I mean it.
Don't take another step.

Tension builds.

Isn't this exciting?

I can't wait to see
what's gonna happen next.

Are you gonna shoot me?

Am I gonna die?

Questions questions--

I know your outcome.

Stings a little,
but I wouldn't say it hurts.

Looks like you needed
the silver after all.

I don't see anything here.
I don't know what shoe
was talking about.

Holy shit!

Come on, man.

Come on, please.
Don't die on me.

Come on, Felix.

He's gone.

This ends now.

There's a girl
in this vehicle, sir.

Well, then go watch
the child in the car!

That's where a woman
belongs anyway!

You're an asshole, sir.

Probably so.
Probably so.

Liz:
Open the door!

Please!
Open the door!

Sweetie, I need you
to lay down in your seat.

- Open the door, please.
- Lay down in your seat, okay?

Whoever you are
in there...

Why don't you come out
and try this shit

on a full-sized man?!

Come on!

Come on!

Go ahead.
Take one more step.

If you insist.

You fucking bitch!

You killed my
little friend shoe!

No!
Tillman! No!

- It's you.
- Shh.

You're gonna be okay.

Remember,
I'm always with you.

You're always
safe with me.

Your knowledge
is your power.

But...

Get in.

♪ Sweet, dream

♪ baby, don't listen

♪ to what I might say

♪ they're only words

♪ falling
into the grave ♪

♪ that I keep digging

♪ I never told you

♪ I would die for you

♪ don't let me
get in the way ♪

♪ sweet dreams

♪ baby, don't
look at the... ♪

Why are you
acting like this?

Where the hell do you
think you're going?

Wait. Come here.
Listen to me!

You're lucky I even
brought you along.

All you do is complain
like some needy little bitch!

Why are you treating me
like this? Let go of me!

No! Where are
you gonna go?

Nowhere! There's nowhere
to go out here!

Come on, just get
back in the car.

Tim, all I've done
is love you the best
I know how

and you treat me
like shit!

- I want to go home!
- Fine!

If that's what
you really want,

the second we get there,
I'll put you on a plane.

Now what?

Turn your lights off,
asshole!

I can't believe this.

Hey, we're kind of in
the middle of something here.

Dickhead.

Is everything
all right, handsome?

Yeah,
everything's fine.

Just talking,
that's all.

Do you mind if I
come over and say hello?

This is kind
of personal.

- You're quite a specimen.
- Yeah?

You like what you see?

Oh, I like.

Come on, Tim.
Let's go.

Why would you go
anywhere with this man?

- Oh my god.
- What are you?

What am I?

I'm someone that's
lost their entire life

because of some
little prick like you.

- Now what was I saying?
- Please.

I didn't do
anything to you.

What makes you think
I'm gonna do something?

I don't know.

Please, my boyfriend's
a really great guy,

you just-- can you please
let him out of the truck

and please don't hurt us?

You're alive.

More than you know.

- I'm so happy i--
- don't even.

Life's funny, Brooke.

You never really see yourself
as who or what you are

until your entire
sense of being

is a question
of right or wrong.

What is your problem?

Life is a precious thing
that you must respect.

What life?

We're dead.

We may live forever,
but at the same time

we are dead.
We are dead!

I love you.

You don't know
what love is.

We could start over--

a new beginning.

Brooke, you've made me
start over too many times.

In the face
of the lord,

I will rid
the world of evil

and all those
who wish others harm.

I am your soldier.

♪ Imagine

♪ a day in the sun

♪ the present
pulls you under ♪

♪ trapped beneath your...

Why me?

Lizzy, there is so
much more to explain.

And I'll do it
as I learn with you.

I want ice cream.

Can I get you
anything else?

I think we're okay.

- Thank you.
- Are you ladies
working tonight?

Well, I guess this one's
on the house.

Rhea:
We serve
the highest purpose.

It is up to us

to rid the world
of these people.

♪ I wander
this road alone ♪

♪ no place
to call my home ♪

♪ he came down
like a dream ♪

♪ to me

♪ and now I understand

♪ the universe

♪ and everything is new

♪ now I understand

♪ the stars at night

♪ the man
inside the moon ♪

♪ now I understand

♪ the universe

♪ and what we're
here to do ♪

♪ now I understand

♪ the universe

♪ that's inside of you

♪ You gave me
the silver key ♪

♪ when no one else
was saving me ♪

♪ I drifted
into the night ♪

♪ with you

♪ and now I understand

♪ the universe

♪ and everything is new

♪ now I understand

♪ the stars at night

♪ the man
inside the moon ♪

♪ now I understand

♪ the universe

♪ and what we're
here to do ♪

♪ now I understand

♪ the universe

♪ that's inside of you

♪ inside of you

♪ the silver ring
is calling ♪

♪ high above me

♪ the dream keeps drifting
until you remind me ♪

♪ oh baby, your eyes
revealing everything ♪

♪ so pure and true

♪ here inside of you

♪ and now I understand

♪ the universe

♪ and everything is new

♪ now I understand

♪ the stars at night

♪ the man
inside the moon ♪

♪ now I understand

♪ the universe

♪ and what we're
here to do ♪

♪ now I understand

♪ the universe

♪ that's inside of you

♪ now we understand

♪ the universe

♪ now we understand

♪ the universe

♪ the man
inside the moon ♪

♪ now we understand

♪ the universe

♪ now I understand

♪ the universe.