Lackey Satan: Satan's House (2016) - full transcript
Everybody's
trying to get out...
Please save us.
I keep going down the street.
Everyone is screaming.
I can see massive confusion.
there's a lot of confusion.
What? What's wrong?
You okay?
Have you ever thought about
what life would be like
if we had another child?
Yeah.
I mean it's crossed my mind but,
you know the risk involved
with us having another kid.
- I can't lose you.
- I know.
I can't have any more
children, I know.
But I was thinking
about adopting.
Well it's something we've
discussed in the past but
I mean I'd be open to
the possibility of it.
I knew you'd be receptive
and that's why I love you.
Oh, so it's okay when
you use electronics
but give me a hard
time about it.
It's different, I'm your dad,
I can do what I want.
It's tough for a kid these
days, I tell ya.
Oh man, I can only imagine,
the bills, stress,
I honestly don't
know how you do it.
I'm going over
to Ryan's house.
Hey before you go, let
me ask you something,
how would you feel
if we adopted a kid?
I wouldn't mind at all.
Anything to get all the
attention away from me is a W.
That's what I
thought you'd say.
Get out of here.
What do you think
about adopting?
Oh I think
it's a great idea.
I got Max from a shelter
and you know I love-
-No, not a pet, a child.
Well that's a
big responsibility,
but you know if
you're in a position
to change a child's
life for the better,
I don't see why not.
Jesus, dad, it's
10 in the morning.
What the fuck you
knocking on my door for
at 10 in the morning?
Where's your house key?
I drove Rebecca's car today.
Oh, did you have to ask her
for permission for that, too?
I like how you decorated
the place, empty beer bottles.
I'm living
the fucking dream, buddy.
Oh we got to get you
some shirts that fit.
Says the guy in
a Hugh Hefner robe.
What's going on?
Nothing much, I was just in
the area
I thought I'd drop by,
see how you're doing.
Well, I'm still breathing.
Come on, pop.
Come on pop, what?
I haven't seen
you in two months.
I call you on the
phone, you don't answer.
I text, you respond maybe
two weeks later, maybe not
and when was the last
time I saw my grandson?
I've been busy with work.
- You know that I have a-
- Yeah, bullshit.
You just don't
come around anymore
since you married that woman.
Rebecca,
her name's Rebecca.
You would've known that had
you come to our wedding.
How's house hunting going?
It's good.
We've seen a few
places we really like,
narrowing our list so.
Rebecca wants to adopt
but I don't know.
I just don't think
we're ready for it.
Eh, what's wrong with a pet?
Then you'd have the
perfect little family.
Not a pet, dad, a kid,
another human being.
Mmm, mmhmm, how's
my grandson doing?
He's good.
You should tweet him sometime,
I know you're in to that
social media stuff, too.
Hey, hey, 33 followers
and counting on the Twitter.
You should come by
the house sometime
and have dinner with us, dad.
Nah, I don't
like Mexican food.
She's Cuban, not Mexican.
Is there a difference?
On that note,
I got to get to work.
See you later, old man.
Don't kill yourself.
Put that away,
you know the rules,
no phones at the dinner table.
Just updating my status, I'm
almost done.
Put it away now
or I'll take it.
One
Updating your status?
What happened to playing outside
and hanging out at the park
like normal kids?
I just remember the days
of kids talking to
each other in person.
Oh boy.
Now you text, video
chat, update statuses.
I miss the good old days.
These tacos are amazing, mom.
Trying to change the
subject, real nice.
I'm going to my
room, may I be excused?
Why, so you can go update
your status and twit?
Tweet?
Okay, you may be excused.
It's your son.
Hey, Esmeralda, everything okay?
Yeah, I'm fine,
just checking on you
guys, how are you?
Oh I'm good, just
getting the day started.
I think Rebecca's still asleep.
I can wake her if you want.
Oh no, no, no,
no, that's fine.
Let her sleep, let her sleep.
I was just calling to
see how it went yesterday
with all that adoption talk.
Yeah, it went well.
I mean we still have to explore
our options a bit more but,
wait, when'd she tell you?
Yesterday afternoon.
I was at a loss for
words, I tell you.
Adopting is one thing,
but a Haitian orphan.
What?
This is work calling.
I have to talk to
you later, bye.
Good morning, handsome.
Who was it?
Your mother.
What did she say?
She just wanted
to break the news
about us adopting
a Haitian orphan,
you know the news you
told me nothing about.
I planned on bringing it
to your attention today.
Yeah?
Well it would've been nice
to have heard it from you
and not your mother.
You're my wife, Rebecca.
I know.
Well, I'm sorry for my lack
of communication, okay,
but to my credit,
you were dozing in
and out of sleep.
How was I supposed to
talk to you about it, huh?
You were snoring.
Sounds like an excuse.
I have to get to work.
When we discussed adoption
in the past, you were fine.
Just last night, you
expressed interest.
Yet today, your entire
attitude has changed.
I don't like
surprises, you know that.
No, no Will,
I don't think that's the problem.
Everything was okay
until you found out
that I wanted to discuss
adopting a Haitian child.
Don't try and guilt trip me.
You did this because-
- I just want to help
change a child's life.
I want us to help
change a child's life.
And I just feel like the
whole race thing scares you.
That's not true.
I sure hope not.
No comment.
It's about love
when adopting a child.
Mom, thank you so much.
How dare you call my husband
and tell him about
what we discussed, huh?
You believe that, Mary Beth?
No, I know you don't.
But your son does.
Oh, he's got the perfect
little fucking family.
He virtually forgot about me.
I'm all alone.
I miss you.
I miss us.
The forecast,
plenty of sunshine for today.
With seasonal temperatures,
we should reach our normal high
of about 82 degrees
by this afternoon.
Clear skies tonight
with a low near 70.
You got to let
her go, old man.
Sticky and humid
with a high of 96.
With the winds out of the
east at 14 miles per hour,
it's currently 75 degrees.
Dad!
Pop, wake up!
What are you doing?
I made lunch.
I wanted to spend some
quality time with you.
So what did you do?
It's about the adoption thing
I told you about the other day.
Another kid is a
big responsibility.
I understand
but you got to look at
it from her perspective.
She's a woman who can't
have any more kids,
that's gotta be
driving her crazy.
It's like if you
were shooting blanks.
She lost that other kid.
That's the kind of thing
that stays with a
woman all her life.
So you should let her have it.
Are you feeling okay?
I know you're in there,
I can still smell the stench
of alcohol and cigarettes.
She wants to adopt
a kid from Haiti.
Adopt a kid from Haiti?
Who adopts a kid from Haiti
except maybe Brad and Angelina?
What?
There's a ton of kids
right here in South Florida
who want to be adopted.
Relax, we're only
just discussing.
No, no, no, I'm
not gonna relax.
That Latina wife of yours,
she does whatever the
fuck she wants to do
and you just let her
get away with it.
She might hate me
but you need to grow a pair.
That's not true.
Yeah?
When was the last time
she came over here
with you and Taylor?
The last time we crossed paths
was at your mother's funeral.
She doesn't give a shit
about your old man.
That's not true.
Huh, then what's the problem?
You want to know why
she doesn't want to?
She's not comfortable
being around you
'cause you're always drunk
and on fucking edge about
everything, everything.
You left some shells
in this egg salad.
Fuck you, I'm still
hungry, I'm gonna eat.
Hey baby, it's me.
Sorry I yelled at you.
I was just caught off guard,
which is no excuse for me
to blow up the way I did.
Can we talk about it when
I get home, is that okay?
I love you, Becca, I
hope you know that.
I'm out of here.
Hey, I didn't mean to
blow up the way I just did.
Eh, me neither, pop.
You do what's right
for your family always.
Doesn't matter what I
say or anybody else says.
Make sure you keep
working on that boat.
We got a trip coming up, right?
You remembered?
Bet your ass I did,
I wouldn't miss
it for the world.
Actually I don't
know if I'd bet my ass
on anything that risky.
Touche, old man.
I'm home.
Got good news.
This is it, we're here.
I know, I'm nervous yet
excited at the same time.
We're bringing another
child into our home.
You ready for this?
I am.
Are you?
I know we're ready.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mr. and Mrs.
Baker, right this way please.
Going to visit mom?
Yeah, it's our 33
year anniversary today.
Hey, can I ask you something?
Sure, go for it.
You ever think
about moving on,
finding another woman?
Of course, I'm a man, ain't I?
But you know, I made
a vow to your mother
and even though she's gone,
I plan on keeping it.
Looks like I'm getting you
lotion and socks for Christmas.
You're an asshole.
Hey, we just left the
adoption agency.
What's happening with that?
We're learning towards
a girl named Geraldine.
Rebecca really loves her.
How old is she?
She's 14.
14?
You all are planning on
adopting a teenage girl?
Yeah.
She's almost near puberty.
You're gonna bring
a teenage girl
into a home with a
soon to be teenage boy,
that's gonna be some trouble.
Don't forget to lock the
door on your way out.
How'd you guys hear about
us, by the way?
Google.
Yeah,
he Googles everything.
I do.
I ask perspective
parents this question
every time they
walk into my office.
There's so many children
from this country
that need a good home.
So why a child from Haiti?
Well, I remember I was
watching the aftermath
from the earthquake on TV and
this little girl,
she shows up on the screen
and she must've been
like six or eight,
and she was crying and
she was alone
and nobody noticed
because everybody
was trying to pull
bodies from a building nearby.
That's when... that's when I
knew.
I did it for the
income tax check.
He's funny this guy, huh?
Yeah.
How many kids were
brought here from Haiti?
Far too many for us to handle,
to be quite honest with you,
hundreds, maybe
1,000 at this point.
We're trying to get them
all placed in good homes
so that they can thrive
in a better environment,
especially after such
a traumatic experience.
Yeah, totally understand that.
Well, thank you very much
for everything, Tracy and
we're looking forward
to hear from you soon.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Ma, it's happening.
Say something.
Mom, so excited, we
can't wait to see you.
Yay!
Why are you guys smiling?
Son, how would you feel
about another woman in the house?
What do you mean?
Prepare yourself
'cause you're gonna
have a sister very soon.
Well, what's her name?
Her name is Geraldine.
She reads, she writes,
and she speaks English.
She seems like a perfect fit
for doing my homework.
Where do you get
this stuff from?
I already told
you, the internet.
I'm going shopping for clothes
and decor for Geraldine's room.
I was thinking of a
pink and purple theme.
Yeah, sounds fun.
Fun enough for you to join?
Let me think, I'll pass.
Of course you will.
Um, what are you gonna do with
all your stuff in that room?
Soon as I get a chance,
I'm gonna put it in the storage.
Honey, I'm home.
Mr. Baker,
I've got some great news for you.
So?
Yes, yes!
Okay, you good?
Good.
Sorry Rebecca couldn't make it,
she's at home making
her specialty, lasagna.
Yeah between me and you
she's not the best
cook in the world
but she tries really hard at it.
I try and get her to
watch the Food Network
but she's stuck
watching Telemundo 24/7.
You know, it's a
Spanish channel.
So whenever you eat
something of hers
and you have it in your mouth,
when you go to swallow
just maybe hold your breath.
It's a little technique I use,
so there's that.
Okay, we're off.
Are you hungry?
You asked that like
five minutes ago.
You nervous?
I just hope she likes
her room, leave it,
hope she likes the house,
probably I should have
gone with the yellow.
Hey guys.
Hi.
Come on in.
Welcome.
Nice to meet you.
Okay, let's eat.
Yes,
I hope you like lasagna.
This is really good.
Did you try something different?
Well, I added a few new things
just to make it special
for Geraldine's arrival.
Well it's working for me.
Do you like it?
Kill the guy in the back.
You see him?
Nice.
Taught you well.
Let me get this guy.
Go for it.
So what'd you think
about Geraldine?
She's cool.
Doesn't talk too much.
But we'll get along.
She's not too weird.
That's the attitude.
So, what do you think?
Anything you don't
like, we can change it.
I mean I can change it.
You like?
No, it's perfect.
Great, yay.
Hey.
It's gonna take some time
to get her to trust us.
That's totally understandable,
she's been through a lot.
I know.
Now it's our job
to provide stability
and happiness for her.
I admit I'm beyond
nervous about this.
It'll be fine, trust me.
Did Geraldine bring
anything with her?
No, not even a picture.
But this is a fresh
start for her, baby.
Yeah.
Rebecca!
Here.
Wonder what now.
Pretty sure we're
about to find out.
Hi, Taylor posted a stupid
status on my Facebook page.
GiGi, A, you can call me mom,
and B, how did Taylor get
access to your Facebook page?
He snuck into my room
while I was taking a shower.
You have a Facebook page?
Yeah, we talked about
this, you and mom.
Yes, we did agree on it.
Huh.
What did Taylor say?
Something about
her peeing in the bed,
nothing too serious.
Ow!
Hey, no hitting, remember?
We use words.
Exactly.
Taylor, stay out of your
sister's personal space.
I won't tell you this again.
Now apologize to her.
Sorry for invading
your privacy.
Hug.
Both.
Good.
Your dad has a meeting at work
and I have a hair appointment.
So I don't want any mishaps
while we're gone, okay?
How you doing with
those carrots?
Good.
I used to have a
knife back in Haiti
to peel all the carrots
but here we have a peeler,
so it's a lot easier.
Have you ever considered
going back to Haiti?
Yeah, it's a lot different
now because of the earthquake
but it's still home.
Home is where the
heart is, I get it.
Well maybe that's a family
trip we can take together
in the future, you know?
Really?
Yeah.
That would be awesome.
How do you like our new home?
I love it
and I like that it's private.
Can I just say that we are
the coolest married couple
in the world?
I mean we adopted
a kid and a dog.
Boom.
Hey I'm gonna go have
a few spare keys made up,
so I'll be back.
You need anything while I'm out?
No, I don't.
Thank you, babe.
Babe, just remember
what we discussed.
I know, Rebecca, you don't
want my father to have a key.
It's just that I don't
like his drinking problem
and I don't want any surprises.
Okay.
Will.
Fine.
But if grandpa
doesn't have a spare,
who's gonna let me in
when I lose my keys?
My kids got a point.
We're usually at work when
they get out of school
and he always loses his keys.
How 'bout you
don't lose your key?
There, problem solved.
Okay, strike two.
Dad?
Shit.
Oh goodie, it's you again.
Yeah, nice to see you too.
I came by to drop off your key.
We went with the
place in Riverland.
Oh the three bedroom?
Good for you.
Thanks.
Boat looks fantastic.
So I assume we're
a go for Saturday?
She's ready.
You and Taylor ought to
spend the night on
the boat here Friday,
so we can just leave
right from here Saturday.
Taylor's not gonna
be able to go, dad.
What, why not?
They're going to Disney World.
It's GiGi's first time
and our first family
trip together.
I'm gonna drive up there
as soon as we get back.
You know, I think we
should switch to live bait
for the next trip.
Sure dad, whatever you want.
You're the captain.
Don't
drink too much juice.
Dinner's almost ready.
Yay.
Great.
Wish somebody would've
told me before.
Keys are on the
dresser in the bedroom.
Thanks, I'm super
late for my appointment.
You sure you can't ride
up with us tomorrow?
It was supposed to
be a family trip.
Don't look at me like that,
no puppy dog eyes.
It's not gonna work.
Please baby.
Oh why are you
so good at that?
Sweetie, I have to go on the
fishing trip with the old man.
He's already bitter enough
with Taylor not
being able to go.
I'll meet you guys there,
we'll have a blast
like we always do
and we'll drive back down
together as a family.
Milk's in the fridge,
cereal on the counter, ciao.
Great, I gotta get through
my shift with cereal.
What did you say?
Love you babe,
have a great day.
- What's up, baby?
- Nothing.
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Sorry.
Babe, your hand is cold.
What did you say?
I did this.
This is all my fault.
Go!
Are you okay, baby?
Yeah, sorry, just a bad dream.
You sure?
Fine.
I'm gonna get some water.
Okay.
I'm starving.
What'd you do to GiGi?
She's been acting really moody.
Nothing and don't blame
me for the dryer either.
What's wrong with the dryer?
I don't know.
All I know is that my
clothes are still wet.
Did you make breakfast?
Never mind, I already
know the answer to that.
Where's that cereal?
Here's your look at traffic.
There's a stopped vehicle
northbound on I-95
heading into East South Street.
Two lanes will be closed
tonight
due to construction on
the I4 entering Orlando.
That's your drive at five.
Never gonna catch
anything with that lure.
I think something
took the bait
and ran off with it.
Oh I didn't tell
you we got a dog.
Yeah, what kind?
Just a family dog.
What breed?
Pit bull.
How far
are you guys now?
Okay, I'll keep the warm.
Uh huh, okay bye.
You know, what a
great, what a great experience
to be back at the stadium
after so many years.
If you just see the
crowd, how energetic they are
we got the children out there
waving their baseball gloves
and we've had such
an exciting game
up here in the bottom
of the fourth inning
and it is heating up
because you know, at the
end of this ball game,
it's playoff time
and only one of these
teams is gonna go on.
So I gotta tell you,
to be in this booth
and to see the
energy of the field,
it's just unbelievable.
The forecast,
plenty of sunshine through today,
with seasonal temperatures...
Hey babe.
Did you guys get there yet?
Good.
Oh nothing, I was
just watching TV
before I dozed off.
I'm just gonna take
a shower and shave
so I don't have to
do it in the morning.
Yeah.
Damn raccoons.
Please help me, Christian.
Mary Beth?
Mary Beth is that you?
I'm in here, sweetie, this way.
Christian?
Christian!
Tell me why
would you do such a thing?
Your hair looks amazing.
Thanks, I'm glad you noticed.
I spent nearly three
hours under the dryers.
It's nice but it's no way
I would spend three
hours on hair.
You sound just like your dad.
You missed grandpa today.
Briefly, he was in the area,
he just wanted to say hi.
Hey.
Grandpa, missed you, old guy.
Hey kiddo,
I missed you too.
Listen, I was in the area.
I thought I'd stop by
and see how you all are doing.
Where are your parents?
Oh, dad is at work,
mom's getting her hair done.
What about that little girl?
Geraldine?
Yeah?
She's in her room.
You want to meet her?
Calm down, it's just me.
You scared me.
Hey,
I'm sorry if I startled you.
My name's Christian.
What's your name?
Geraldine.
Geraldine,
do you know who I am?
Um yeah, I've seen you
on Will's photo albums.
That's good.
You're here all alone?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Dad, why didn't you
call before stopping by?
It's nice to see you too, son.
Oh me, I'm doing fine.
I didn't know I had
to call in advance
to see my family.
I guess that's why
I have a spare key.
Hi dad.
Get a chance to meet Geraldine?
Yeah, we were
actually just talking,
very nice girl.
Really?
Yeah.
Gigi, baby, you okay?
Did my father say
something to you?
Did he upset you?
It's okay.
He touched me.
Touched you, how?
He put his hand in
between my thighs.
Dad.
I'm gonna call Rebecca.
No, no it's okay,
no need to get mom involved.
Look, I'll tell her.
But for now, just keep
it between us, okay?
I don't ever want
to be around him.
You won't, I promise.
I won't ever allow it to happen.
Dad, I need to speak with
you in the kitchen now.
Can't it wait?
This is getting good here.
No, it can't.
Get your panties out
of a bunch, I'm coming.
Kiddo, I'll be right back, okay?
What, you got
something to say to me
or is this gonna be
a staring contest?
I'm only gonna
ask you this once,
and I suggest you're honest
with me the first time.
What happened with
you and Geraldine?
Nothing, introductions,
that's all.
Bullshit.
That's how you talk to me?
She said you...
I what, son?
Spit it out.
Violated her.
Are you kidding me?
You believe her?
Maybe.
You know, I put up
with your Latina wife
and now this little girl is here
and the first day I meet her
she says I touched her.
I can see in your eyes,
you believe her, don't you?
I don't know who to
believe right now, dad.
After all I've done for you,
this is how you repay me?
You know, I lost your mother
and now I'm losing you.
Dad?
Dad, is that you? Pop?
Will, remember what I told you?
You do what's right
for your family always.
Now this is our
little secret, son.
You can't ever tell mommy, okay?
Okay.
You'll have to
teach me your language.
Are you going to tell
Rebecca what happened?
I spoke with my
father and he confessed,
he said he had been drinking.
It won't happen again,
I'll make sure of that.
She needs to know.
Look...
GiGi, I know you're hurt
but sometimes bad things
happen to good people.
Let's just get past it.
Can it be our little secret?
Secret, son.
Look, I love you
and that will
never change, okay?
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
You're an animal.
Our little secret, son.
I know what you did to Will.
He told me on my death bed.
Dad, is that you?
Our little secret, son.
He looked up to you.
You deserve this.
You can come be with me now.
Just do it.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
You can come be with me now.
Pop?
Will, remember what I told you,
you do what's right
for your family always.
Now this is our
little secret, son.
You can't ever tell mommy.
- Okay?
- Start the fucking car, fuck, fuck!
- Okay.
- What's wrong, dad?
- He's coming for me.
- Dad I'm right here!
- What's wrong?
- Move back!
- I can't, I can't fucking move.
- Talk to me, I'm right here!
I can't fucking move.
I didn't mean to touch her.
Just let me go.
What did you do?
- What the fuck did you do?
- Start the fucking car!
Brady Bunch, grandpa's here.
You know, I suggest you
keep your mouth shut, little girl
unless you want to be on
the first thing smoking back to
Haiti.
You don't want that, huh?
You like living in America?
Sure beats living in a
tent eating mud pies.
It's gonna be our little
secret, huh, GiGi?
Now this is our
little secret, son.
Can it be our little secret?
You fucking touched her?
I was weak.
I was weak.
Hurry, my love.
Ah, Ahh!
What the fuck!
Do it.
trying to get out...
Please save us.
I keep going down the street.
Everyone is screaming.
I can see massive confusion.
there's a lot of confusion.
What? What's wrong?
You okay?
Have you ever thought about
what life would be like
if we had another child?
Yeah.
I mean it's crossed my mind but,
you know the risk involved
with us having another kid.
- I can't lose you.
- I know.
I can't have any more
children, I know.
But I was thinking
about adopting.
Well it's something we've
discussed in the past but
I mean I'd be open to
the possibility of it.
I knew you'd be receptive
and that's why I love you.
Oh, so it's okay when
you use electronics
but give me a hard
time about it.
It's different, I'm your dad,
I can do what I want.
It's tough for a kid these
days, I tell ya.
Oh man, I can only imagine,
the bills, stress,
I honestly don't
know how you do it.
I'm going over
to Ryan's house.
Hey before you go, let
me ask you something,
how would you feel
if we adopted a kid?
I wouldn't mind at all.
Anything to get all the
attention away from me is a W.
That's what I
thought you'd say.
Get out of here.
What do you think
about adopting?
Oh I think
it's a great idea.
I got Max from a shelter
and you know I love-
-No, not a pet, a child.
Well that's a
big responsibility,
but you know if
you're in a position
to change a child's
life for the better,
I don't see why not.
Jesus, dad, it's
10 in the morning.
What the fuck you
knocking on my door for
at 10 in the morning?
Where's your house key?
I drove Rebecca's car today.
Oh, did you have to ask her
for permission for that, too?
I like how you decorated
the place, empty beer bottles.
I'm living
the fucking dream, buddy.
Oh we got to get you
some shirts that fit.
Says the guy in
a Hugh Hefner robe.
What's going on?
Nothing much, I was just in
the area
I thought I'd drop by,
see how you're doing.
Well, I'm still breathing.
Come on, pop.
Come on pop, what?
I haven't seen
you in two months.
I call you on the
phone, you don't answer.
I text, you respond maybe
two weeks later, maybe not
and when was the last
time I saw my grandson?
I've been busy with work.
- You know that I have a-
- Yeah, bullshit.
You just don't
come around anymore
since you married that woman.
Rebecca,
her name's Rebecca.
You would've known that had
you come to our wedding.
How's house hunting going?
It's good.
We've seen a few
places we really like,
narrowing our list so.
Rebecca wants to adopt
but I don't know.
I just don't think
we're ready for it.
Eh, what's wrong with a pet?
Then you'd have the
perfect little family.
Not a pet, dad, a kid,
another human being.
Mmm, mmhmm, how's
my grandson doing?
He's good.
You should tweet him sometime,
I know you're in to that
social media stuff, too.
Hey, hey, 33 followers
and counting on the Twitter.
You should come by
the house sometime
and have dinner with us, dad.
Nah, I don't
like Mexican food.
She's Cuban, not Mexican.
Is there a difference?
On that note,
I got to get to work.
See you later, old man.
Don't kill yourself.
Put that away,
you know the rules,
no phones at the dinner table.
Just updating my status, I'm
almost done.
Put it away now
or I'll take it.
One
Updating your status?
What happened to playing outside
and hanging out at the park
like normal kids?
I just remember the days
of kids talking to
each other in person.
Oh boy.
Now you text, video
chat, update statuses.
I miss the good old days.
These tacos are amazing, mom.
Trying to change the
subject, real nice.
I'm going to my
room, may I be excused?
Why, so you can go update
your status and twit?
Tweet?
Okay, you may be excused.
It's your son.
Hey, Esmeralda, everything okay?
Yeah, I'm fine,
just checking on you
guys, how are you?
Oh I'm good, just
getting the day started.
I think Rebecca's still asleep.
I can wake her if you want.
Oh no, no, no,
no, that's fine.
Let her sleep, let her sleep.
I was just calling to
see how it went yesterday
with all that adoption talk.
Yeah, it went well.
I mean we still have to explore
our options a bit more but,
wait, when'd she tell you?
Yesterday afternoon.
I was at a loss for
words, I tell you.
Adopting is one thing,
but a Haitian orphan.
What?
This is work calling.
I have to talk to
you later, bye.
Good morning, handsome.
Who was it?
Your mother.
What did she say?
She just wanted
to break the news
about us adopting
a Haitian orphan,
you know the news you
told me nothing about.
I planned on bringing it
to your attention today.
Yeah?
Well it would've been nice
to have heard it from you
and not your mother.
You're my wife, Rebecca.
I know.
Well, I'm sorry for my lack
of communication, okay,
but to my credit,
you were dozing in
and out of sleep.
How was I supposed to
talk to you about it, huh?
You were snoring.
Sounds like an excuse.
I have to get to work.
When we discussed adoption
in the past, you were fine.
Just last night, you
expressed interest.
Yet today, your entire
attitude has changed.
I don't like
surprises, you know that.
No, no Will,
I don't think that's the problem.
Everything was okay
until you found out
that I wanted to discuss
adopting a Haitian child.
Don't try and guilt trip me.
You did this because-
- I just want to help
change a child's life.
I want us to help
change a child's life.
And I just feel like the
whole race thing scares you.
That's not true.
I sure hope not.
No comment.
It's about love
when adopting a child.
Mom, thank you so much.
How dare you call my husband
and tell him about
what we discussed, huh?
You believe that, Mary Beth?
No, I know you don't.
But your son does.
Oh, he's got the perfect
little fucking family.
He virtually forgot about me.
I'm all alone.
I miss you.
I miss us.
The forecast,
plenty of sunshine for today.
With seasonal temperatures,
we should reach our normal high
of about 82 degrees
by this afternoon.
Clear skies tonight
with a low near 70.
You got to let
her go, old man.
Sticky and humid
with a high of 96.
With the winds out of the
east at 14 miles per hour,
it's currently 75 degrees.
Dad!
Pop, wake up!
What are you doing?
I made lunch.
I wanted to spend some
quality time with you.
So what did you do?
It's about the adoption thing
I told you about the other day.
Another kid is a
big responsibility.
I understand
but you got to look at
it from her perspective.
She's a woman who can't
have any more kids,
that's gotta be
driving her crazy.
It's like if you
were shooting blanks.
She lost that other kid.
That's the kind of thing
that stays with a
woman all her life.
So you should let her have it.
Are you feeling okay?
I know you're in there,
I can still smell the stench
of alcohol and cigarettes.
She wants to adopt
a kid from Haiti.
Adopt a kid from Haiti?
Who adopts a kid from Haiti
except maybe Brad and Angelina?
What?
There's a ton of kids
right here in South Florida
who want to be adopted.
Relax, we're only
just discussing.
No, no, no, I'm
not gonna relax.
That Latina wife of yours,
she does whatever the
fuck she wants to do
and you just let her
get away with it.
She might hate me
but you need to grow a pair.
That's not true.
Yeah?
When was the last time
she came over here
with you and Taylor?
The last time we crossed paths
was at your mother's funeral.
She doesn't give a shit
about your old man.
That's not true.
Huh, then what's the problem?
You want to know why
she doesn't want to?
She's not comfortable
being around you
'cause you're always drunk
and on fucking edge about
everything, everything.
You left some shells
in this egg salad.
Fuck you, I'm still
hungry, I'm gonna eat.
Hey baby, it's me.
Sorry I yelled at you.
I was just caught off guard,
which is no excuse for me
to blow up the way I did.
Can we talk about it when
I get home, is that okay?
I love you, Becca, I
hope you know that.
I'm out of here.
Hey, I didn't mean to
blow up the way I just did.
Eh, me neither, pop.
You do what's right
for your family always.
Doesn't matter what I
say or anybody else says.
Make sure you keep
working on that boat.
We got a trip coming up, right?
You remembered?
Bet your ass I did,
I wouldn't miss
it for the world.
Actually I don't
know if I'd bet my ass
on anything that risky.
Touche, old man.
I'm home.
Got good news.
This is it, we're here.
I know, I'm nervous yet
excited at the same time.
We're bringing another
child into our home.
You ready for this?
I am.
Are you?
I know we're ready.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mr. and Mrs.
Baker, right this way please.
Going to visit mom?
Yeah, it's our 33
year anniversary today.
Hey, can I ask you something?
Sure, go for it.
You ever think
about moving on,
finding another woman?
Of course, I'm a man, ain't I?
But you know, I made
a vow to your mother
and even though she's gone,
I plan on keeping it.
Looks like I'm getting you
lotion and socks for Christmas.
You're an asshole.
Hey, we just left the
adoption agency.
What's happening with that?
We're learning towards
a girl named Geraldine.
Rebecca really loves her.
How old is she?
She's 14.
14?
You all are planning on
adopting a teenage girl?
Yeah.
She's almost near puberty.
You're gonna bring
a teenage girl
into a home with a
soon to be teenage boy,
that's gonna be some trouble.
Don't forget to lock the
door on your way out.
How'd you guys hear about
us, by the way?
Google.
Yeah,
he Googles everything.
I do.
I ask perspective
parents this question
every time they
walk into my office.
There's so many children
from this country
that need a good home.
So why a child from Haiti?
Well, I remember I was
watching the aftermath
from the earthquake on TV and
this little girl,
she shows up on the screen
and she must've been
like six or eight,
and she was crying and
she was alone
and nobody noticed
because everybody
was trying to pull
bodies from a building nearby.
That's when... that's when I
knew.
I did it for the
income tax check.
He's funny this guy, huh?
Yeah.
How many kids were
brought here from Haiti?
Far too many for us to handle,
to be quite honest with you,
hundreds, maybe
1,000 at this point.
We're trying to get them
all placed in good homes
so that they can thrive
in a better environment,
especially after such
a traumatic experience.
Yeah, totally understand that.
Well, thank you very much
for everything, Tracy and
we're looking forward
to hear from you soon.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Ma, it's happening.
Say something.
Mom, so excited, we
can't wait to see you.
Yay!
Why are you guys smiling?
Son, how would you feel
about another woman in the house?
What do you mean?
Prepare yourself
'cause you're gonna
have a sister very soon.
Well, what's her name?
Her name is Geraldine.
She reads, she writes,
and she speaks English.
She seems like a perfect fit
for doing my homework.
Where do you get
this stuff from?
I already told
you, the internet.
I'm going shopping for clothes
and decor for Geraldine's room.
I was thinking of a
pink and purple theme.
Yeah, sounds fun.
Fun enough for you to join?
Let me think, I'll pass.
Of course you will.
Um, what are you gonna do with
all your stuff in that room?
Soon as I get a chance,
I'm gonna put it in the storage.
Honey, I'm home.
Mr. Baker,
I've got some great news for you.
So?
Yes, yes!
Okay, you good?
Good.
Sorry Rebecca couldn't make it,
she's at home making
her specialty, lasagna.
Yeah between me and you
she's not the best
cook in the world
but she tries really hard at it.
I try and get her to
watch the Food Network
but she's stuck
watching Telemundo 24/7.
You know, it's a
Spanish channel.
So whenever you eat
something of hers
and you have it in your mouth,
when you go to swallow
just maybe hold your breath.
It's a little technique I use,
so there's that.
Okay, we're off.
Are you hungry?
You asked that like
five minutes ago.
You nervous?
I just hope she likes
her room, leave it,
hope she likes the house,
probably I should have
gone with the yellow.
Hey guys.
Hi.
Come on in.
Welcome.
Nice to meet you.
Okay, let's eat.
Yes,
I hope you like lasagna.
This is really good.
Did you try something different?
Well, I added a few new things
just to make it special
for Geraldine's arrival.
Well it's working for me.
Do you like it?
Kill the guy in the back.
You see him?
Nice.
Taught you well.
Let me get this guy.
Go for it.
So what'd you think
about Geraldine?
She's cool.
Doesn't talk too much.
But we'll get along.
She's not too weird.
That's the attitude.
So, what do you think?
Anything you don't
like, we can change it.
I mean I can change it.
You like?
No, it's perfect.
Great, yay.
Hey.
It's gonna take some time
to get her to trust us.
That's totally understandable,
she's been through a lot.
I know.
Now it's our job
to provide stability
and happiness for her.
I admit I'm beyond
nervous about this.
It'll be fine, trust me.
Did Geraldine bring
anything with her?
No, not even a picture.
But this is a fresh
start for her, baby.
Yeah.
Rebecca!
Here.
Wonder what now.
Pretty sure we're
about to find out.
Hi, Taylor posted a stupid
status on my Facebook page.
GiGi, A, you can call me mom,
and B, how did Taylor get
access to your Facebook page?
He snuck into my room
while I was taking a shower.
You have a Facebook page?
Yeah, we talked about
this, you and mom.
Yes, we did agree on it.
Huh.
What did Taylor say?
Something about
her peeing in the bed,
nothing too serious.
Ow!
Hey, no hitting, remember?
We use words.
Exactly.
Taylor, stay out of your
sister's personal space.
I won't tell you this again.
Now apologize to her.
Sorry for invading
your privacy.
Hug.
Both.
Good.
Your dad has a meeting at work
and I have a hair appointment.
So I don't want any mishaps
while we're gone, okay?
How you doing with
those carrots?
Good.
I used to have a
knife back in Haiti
to peel all the carrots
but here we have a peeler,
so it's a lot easier.
Have you ever considered
going back to Haiti?
Yeah, it's a lot different
now because of the earthquake
but it's still home.
Home is where the
heart is, I get it.
Well maybe that's a family
trip we can take together
in the future, you know?
Really?
Yeah.
That would be awesome.
How do you like our new home?
I love it
and I like that it's private.
Can I just say that we are
the coolest married couple
in the world?
I mean we adopted
a kid and a dog.
Boom.
Hey I'm gonna go have
a few spare keys made up,
so I'll be back.
You need anything while I'm out?
No, I don't.
Thank you, babe.
Babe, just remember
what we discussed.
I know, Rebecca, you don't
want my father to have a key.
It's just that I don't
like his drinking problem
and I don't want any surprises.
Okay.
Will.
Fine.
But if grandpa
doesn't have a spare,
who's gonna let me in
when I lose my keys?
My kids got a point.
We're usually at work when
they get out of school
and he always loses his keys.
How 'bout you
don't lose your key?
There, problem solved.
Okay, strike two.
Dad?
Shit.
Oh goodie, it's you again.
Yeah, nice to see you too.
I came by to drop off your key.
We went with the
place in Riverland.
Oh the three bedroom?
Good for you.
Thanks.
Boat looks fantastic.
So I assume we're
a go for Saturday?
She's ready.
You and Taylor ought to
spend the night on
the boat here Friday,
so we can just leave
right from here Saturday.
Taylor's not gonna
be able to go, dad.
What, why not?
They're going to Disney World.
It's GiGi's first time
and our first family
trip together.
I'm gonna drive up there
as soon as we get back.
You know, I think we
should switch to live bait
for the next trip.
Sure dad, whatever you want.
You're the captain.
Don't
drink too much juice.
Dinner's almost ready.
Yay.
Great.
Wish somebody would've
told me before.
Keys are on the
dresser in the bedroom.
Thanks, I'm super
late for my appointment.
You sure you can't ride
up with us tomorrow?
It was supposed to
be a family trip.
Don't look at me like that,
no puppy dog eyes.
It's not gonna work.
Please baby.
Oh why are you
so good at that?
Sweetie, I have to go on the
fishing trip with the old man.
He's already bitter enough
with Taylor not
being able to go.
I'll meet you guys there,
we'll have a blast
like we always do
and we'll drive back down
together as a family.
Milk's in the fridge,
cereal on the counter, ciao.
Great, I gotta get through
my shift with cereal.
What did you say?
Love you babe,
have a great day.
- What's up, baby?
- Nothing.
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Sorry.
Babe, your hand is cold.
What did you say?
I did this.
This is all my fault.
Go!
Are you okay, baby?
Yeah, sorry, just a bad dream.
You sure?
Fine.
I'm gonna get some water.
Okay.
I'm starving.
What'd you do to GiGi?
She's been acting really moody.
Nothing and don't blame
me for the dryer either.
What's wrong with the dryer?
I don't know.
All I know is that my
clothes are still wet.
Did you make breakfast?
Never mind, I already
know the answer to that.
Where's that cereal?
Here's your look at traffic.
There's a stopped vehicle
northbound on I-95
heading into East South Street.
Two lanes will be closed
tonight
due to construction on
the I4 entering Orlando.
That's your drive at five.
Never gonna catch
anything with that lure.
I think something
took the bait
and ran off with it.
Oh I didn't tell
you we got a dog.
Yeah, what kind?
Just a family dog.
What breed?
Pit bull.
How far
are you guys now?
Okay, I'll keep the warm.
Uh huh, okay bye.
You know, what a
great, what a great experience
to be back at the stadium
after so many years.
If you just see the
crowd, how energetic they are
we got the children out there
waving their baseball gloves
and we've had such
an exciting game
up here in the bottom
of the fourth inning
and it is heating up
because you know, at the
end of this ball game,
it's playoff time
and only one of these
teams is gonna go on.
So I gotta tell you,
to be in this booth
and to see the
energy of the field,
it's just unbelievable.
The forecast,
plenty of sunshine through today,
with seasonal temperatures...
Hey babe.
Did you guys get there yet?
Good.
Oh nothing, I was
just watching TV
before I dozed off.
I'm just gonna take
a shower and shave
so I don't have to
do it in the morning.
Yeah.
Damn raccoons.
Please help me, Christian.
Mary Beth?
Mary Beth is that you?
I'm in here, sweetie, this way.
Christian?
Christian!
Tell me why
would you do such a thing?
Your hair looks amazing.
Thanks, I'm glad you noticed.
I spent nearly three
hours under the dryers.
It's nice but it's no way
I would spend three
hours on hair.
You sound just like your dad.
You missed grandpa today.
Briefly, he was in the area,
he just wanted to say hi.
Hey.
Grandpa, missed you, old guy.
Hey kiddo,
I missed you too.
Listen, I was in the area.
I thought I'd stop by
and see how you all are doing.
Where are your parents?
Oh, dad is at work,
mom's getting her hair done.
What about that little girl?
Geraldine?
Yeah?
She's in her room.
You want to meet her?
Calm down, it's just me.
You scared me.
Hey,
I'm sorry if I startled you.
My name's Christian.
What's your name?
Geraldine.
Geraldine,
do you know who I am?
Um yeah, I've seen you
on Will's photo albums.
That's good.
You're here all alone?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Dad, why didn't you
call before stopping by?
It's nice to see you too, son.
Oh me, I'm doing fine.
I didn't know I had
to call in advance
to see my family.
I guess that's why
I have a spare key.
Hi dad.
Get a chance to meet Geraldine?
Yeah, we were
actually just talking,
very nice girl.
Really?
Yeah.
Gigi, baby, you okay?
Did my father say
something to you?
Did he upset you?
It's okay.
He touched me.
Touched you, how?
He put his hand in
between my thighs.
Dad.
I'm gonna call Rebecca.
No, no it's okay,
no need to get mom involved.
Look, I'll tell her.
But for now, just keep
it between us, okay?
I don't ever want
to be around him.
You won't, I promise.
I won't ever allow it to happen.
Dad, I need to speak with
you in the kitchen now.
Can't it wait?
This is getting good here.
No, it can't.
Get your panties out
of a bunch, I'm coming.
Kiddo, I'll be right back, okay?
What, you got
something to say to me
or is this gonna be
a staring contest?
I'm only gonna
ask you this once,
and I suggest you're honest
with me the first time.
What happened with
you and Geraldine?
Nothing, introductions,
that's all.
Bullshit.
That's how you talk to me?
She said you...
I what, son?
Spit it out.
Violated her.
Are you kidding me?
You believe her?
Maybe.
You know, I put up
with your Latina wife
and now this little girl is here
and the first day I meet her
she says I touched her.
I can see in your eyes,
you believe her, don't you?
I don't know who to
believe right now, dad.
After all I've done for you,
this is how you repay me?
You know, I lost your mother
and now I'm losing you.
Dad?
Dad, is that you? Pop?
Will, remember what I told you?
You do what's right
for your family always.
Now this is our
little secret, son.
You can't ever tell mommy, okay?
Okay.
You'll have to
teach me your language.
Are you going to tell
Rebecca what happened?
I spoke with my
father and he confessed,
he said he had been drinking.
It won't happen again,
I'll make sure of that.
She needs to know.
Look...
GiGi, I know you're hurt
but sometimes bad things
happen to good people.
Let's just get past it.
Can it be our little secret?
Secret, son.
Look, I love you
and that will
never change, okay?
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
You're an animal.
Our little secret, son.
I know what you did to Will.
He told me on my death bed.
Dad, is that you?
Our little secret, son.
He looked up to you.
You deserve this.
You can come be with me now.
Just do it.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
You can come be with me now.
Pop?
Will, remember what I told you,
you do what's right
for your family always.
Now this is our
little secret, son.
You can't ever tell mommy.
- Okay?
- Start the fucking car, fuck, fuck!
- Okay.
- What's wrong, dad?
- He's coming for me.
- Dad I'm right here!
- What's wrong?
- Move back!
- I can't, I can't fucking move.
- Talk to me, I'm right here!
I can't fucking move.
I didn't mean to touch her.
Just let me go.
What did you do?
- What the fuck did you do?
- Start the fucking car!
Brady Bunch, grandpa's here.
You know, I suggest you
keep your mouth shut, little girl
unless you want to be on
the first thing smoking back to
Haiti.
You don't want that, huh?
You like living in America?
Sure beats living in a
tent eating mud pies.
It's gonna be our little
secret, huh, GiGi?
Now this is our
little secret, son.
Can it be our little secret?
You fucking touched her?
I was weak.
I was weak.
Hurry, my love.
Ah, Ahh!
What the fuck!
Do it.