Kodomo no omocha (1996) - full transcript

The story of super hyper child star Sana Kurata. Her mother is an award winning writer who has strange hairstyles and hats in which lives the family pet, Maro-chan the squirrel. Her manager is, as she describes him, Sana's boyfriend and pimp (though Sana doesn't know what a pimp is). At school, her class is in chaos as the boys, under the leadership of the unemotional Akito Hayama, terrorize the teacher who is unable to do anything against them as Hayama is blackmailing her. As the series goes on, Sana and Akito resolve some of their differences and we follow the unlikely pair as they deal with their own pasts along with such issues as divorce, love triangles, child abandonment, and many others. However, this series hardly goes a minute without breaking into truly hilarious verbal and slapstick comedy.

That rumor
that I love you is true...

yes it is.

Really, I miss you all day and
all night!

You can't ignore it either.

Please don't be embarrassed.

Abandoning the other love...

and starting to miss you...

is it the bad thing?

The sun is falling...

It's time to go home!

Today's incident is burning love!



You can tell it accurately.

7 O'clock News!

Please,
don't blame our relationship...

Huh... give me the true kiss!

In a city without light...

let's burn the fire of love.

Huh... easy going

Living is a fault!

You're asking for
something not there.

My name is Sana Kurata,
11 years old.

I'm in sixth grade

and a theatrical company called
Komawari.

Rei Sagami. He's my driver...

manager, lover...



and pimp.

Mama!

She's an Aoki Award-winning writer
with a squirrel living in her head.

And this guy is of my class,

the big bad wolf of 6.3 class.
Akito Hayama.

What a devil!

He's the leader of the boys
in the class...

and does anything he wants.

It's because of him that
the classroom's in chaos.

This isn't a school!

Hayama... cut it out.

What? His weak spot?

What is it? What is it? What is it?

Um... It's...

What? He's afraid of heights?

Uh, so it is!

Sana-chan,
don't tell anyone I told you that.

Okay, well, see ya! Really,
I tell you nothing!

That crook is afraid of heights!

Isn't that a cute weak spot!

Now I can WIN him!

Operation: Eyeball - Tooth

This is the day!

I'm gonna get you Hayama!

Hey, Hayama

Please quit it! Stop it at once!

Sana-chan!

Are you alright?

I'm fine! I'm fine!

Don't be worried!

Sana-chan... you are weird!

SHUT UUUUP!!!!!!!!!

Hayama! Why don't we settle this
with a little game, huh?

A game?

What game would that be when you
have Hayama-san for an opponent, huh??

Rock-paper-scissors?

Zip it, monkeyboy.

It will be kept on like this!

Let's have a fight to see
who is really in charge here.

Oh my, she's serious.

Looks like it.

After school.

You'd better come...

and be prepared.

What is she thinking?

Will Sana-chan beat Hayama-san?

Everyone, it's the time of a class!

Would you please all sit down?

After class...

Welcome, welcome!

I'm really really happy!

It is good with rice! Happy Natto!
Happy Natto!

Natto, Natto...

Hey, Eri-chan, Rumi-chan,
close the door!

You can't go away this time!
Hayama-kun~!

Let the match begin! Look at that!

Ooh! Are you scared?

Why is he so quiet?

Don't be scared before
it's even ready!

Aya-chan? Where are you, Aya-chan?

What is it, Sana-chan?

What are you doing?

Get it ready,
but you didn't get it ready!

You didn't get it ready!

Gosh, I forget it! Geez!

What are you doing?
Why didn't you prepare?

Sana-chan, I pull this, right?

Yep, correct...

What is THIS?

Surprise! How 'bout it?

It's my mom's,
and she bought by mail order.

Bungee for Beginners Set!

It cost her 30,000 yen! (? 40)

I tested it with the dummy
that came with the set.

Are you sure?

And this special microphone...

will catch every little sound.

How 'bout that?
Whoever screams loses!

How about you?

I get it.

Maybe this'll be interesting.

Now, Hayama-chan, let's go!

Show your courage to everyone!

Are you giving up? Hayama-chan?

Are you chicken?

C'mon, don't go, Hayama-kun!

Come back please, lovely boy!

Just like a idiot!

This is a waste of time.

Are you trembling?

What's the matter?

Scared of heights?

It can't be, right?

You idiot, Hayama-san isn't scared!

Really? It's the best if it's
really like what you said!

Don't you be angry with
her laughing, Hayama?

Go for it!

Yes, yes!

You show them!

Yeah! Yeah!

Hey,
isn't Hayama scared of heights?

He can't be! He's so quiet!

Oh, yes mademoiselle, it is true.

You really like joking!

Um, Sana-chan,
this is too unkind to Akito-kun.

What are you saying?

Holding his blindspot...

This might be a little unfair to
let him do so...

but think of what he does...

this is nothing!

Do you know that?

Hurry up, how about Hayama?

If I win...

you have to obey all my orders!

If I win...

I won't let you...

get in my way.

Okay!

Aya-chan. Get the mic.

Excuse me.

I'm leaving!

So great! So great!

Yes! I'm gonna win!

I'm gonna win cause I love heights!

Bungee Watch with Hayama!
Kids, don't try this at home.

It's dangerous!

Go for it, Hayama-san!

Show them who the real man is,
Hayama-san!

Are you ready, Hisae-chan?

Hayama!

We'll see you crying soon!

Could you cry, Hayama?

Get her good, Hayama-san!

Show her what you're made of!

Go for it!

C'mon, get on with it,
Peggy Hayama!

Peggy?

Who's Peggy Hayama?

Peggy Hayama is a famous singer.

Ask a nearby adult for details.

He jumped down!

He said Mmph just now!

I heard that!

I heard that!

Then...

Now, if Sana-chan stay's quiet,
she'll win.

OK! OK!

OK! Leave it to me,
I've won already!

Yahoo!

This is fun!

I'm not scared at all!

Take care, my sweet angel!

What are you saying?!

OK! OK!

Here I goooo!

Damn, look at her odd pose.

Really cocky, isn't she?

Sana-chan!

Where'd her confidence go?

I... LOVE heights...

I'm very happy!

But I've never fallen from them...

before.

This is my blindspot!

I don't know what's the matter!

But it seems that I have won!

I lost...

Yes yes, thank you, thank you.

It's too pathetic.

It's just a little bungee jump.

FRUSTRATED!

When you were a baby...

I used to throw you 3 meters
above my head...

and you loved it.

3 METERS!?!?

It's high! It's high!

It's high! It's high!

That must be the reason...

why I lost today!

It must be
because I felt down then.

Sana-chan!
That's tomorrow's script!

Um, I'm Onda from the publisher...

and we've been waiting since
last week for your article.

Is it ready yet?

Not at all!

Singing Sana-chan

The color of
defeat is a dark dark blue!

The color of
defeat is a dark dark blue!

Though the sky shines,
my heart's a midnight sky

Rain is falling and it's dark
dark blue

I'm a loser twist girl,
I lost, I lost...

What's gonna happen
tomorrow at school?

My school just SUCKS!

Anything but frogs! Quit it!

Look at him! Isn't he cuuute??

HEY!

Shut up.

I can't take this anymore!

Alright!

I feel... I'm such an idiot.

Sana-chan, don't be depressed...

or you'll be a maggot!

That's DISGUSTING!

Did I say something wrong?

How to Comfort Women!
What kind of book are you reading?

Sana-chan, you just stand and
let this happen?

Don't! Please don't!

I'll never rest...

Uncle uncle...

Uncle uncle uncle.

Don't be so angry or you'll be
a mosquito!

Shut up!

You! Quit it!

Come on! Don't be so noisy!

Delivery. Right here.

Pizza's here?
What in the book all are false!

Why you!!!

Does it taste good?

Tanaka-sensei...

this is all your fault!

Why don't you make them stop!

If you're a teacher...

just act like one!

Don't you know how to do that?
Right?

Hey, don't cry.

What's wrong?

Don't wipe it with both hands!

Bad manners!

I can't stand it!

I HATE BEING A TEACHER!!!

Sensei!

What's wrong, sensei!?

What's the matter, sensei!

Tanaka-sensei's Confession

Kurata...

What in the devil's name happened?

You are too gloomy, sensei.

Tell the truth...

No, forget it!

This isn't the kind of thing to
tell a kid, but...

Why don't you spit it all out?

You'll feel much better.

Really?

Yes, you're right.

Uh, um... what should I say?

I'm... uh...

With your teacher...

Mitsuya-sensei... Uh... and we...

I don't know how to say!

You've been going out, right?
Everyone knows that.

Really?

We...

We often sit this gymnasium...

chatting or drinking tea...

Then Hayama found out.

Hayama?

...and he took a picture of us.

A picture?

At that time...

It was romantic...

and we... uh, we...

You were making out?

Uh... yes.

F0PERVERT!!!

You needn't yell that loud!

I trained my voice at Komawari.

I'm a little dizzy though...

Oh, by the way...

I'm very surprised to know that...

teachers were making out in school!

She allowed me to make out in
order to dance the Chi-Chi-Ku-Ri Mambo!

Make out... mambo...

Don't dance any longer, please!

All that's what happened.

He now has us by our weak spot...

...because we can't have
the principal knowing about this.

My god! Poor teachers!

But I won't forgive him!
That Hayama!

How unfair!!!

Oh, Sana, you look marvelous.

Thank you!

Hey, Sana-chan...

You seem to be energetic today!

You don't look like an actress.

Right?
Cause I look like a real coward.

So you are so strong!

I'm thinking about that idiot.

But I'm very angry
thinking about him!

Which idiot?

How can I get that picture of
the teachers making out?

Making out?! What?

It's interesting!
Give me all the details!!

If you can get that make-out
picture back...

...I think things will be a bit
different.

Why, of course!

But first,
tell me about the picture!

I want to ask him to give me
the picture aboveboard!

It's impossible that he give to me
just like that.

You think so?

You have to tell me more about
the picture...

before I can give you advice.

Don't worry.
There's a way around that.

Really?

But before that,
tell me more about the picture.

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth!

What's that?

No... Before you explain that...

explain to me the making out...

I mean the way...

is that you could take a picture
of an embarrassing moment for Hayama.

Then what you say you'll show
the picture to everybody!

If you reject me...

I'll show
the picture to the others!

What an idea!

Rei-kun, you are so smart!

It's a little unfair...

...but he's doing it too.

Oh, I love
it when you're a bad boy!

Well,
ask Tsuyoshi-kun to help me, OK?!

Tsuyoshi-kun?
Is he the boy with glasses?

Watch out, Hayama!

Eye for eyeball! Tooth for tooth!

What's a tooth?

Sana-chan this week!

Isn't that Hayama's house?

I'm Sherlock Holmes!

I got the costume free from
Komawari, complete with pipe!

Sana-chan,
do you go by the look of things?

And this is my Polaroid camera.

I'm gonna take a picture of...

his embarrassing moment!

Forget this, Sana-chan.

No program!

You mean problem.

Tsuyoshi-kun, you just stand aside,
don't worry.

Then how can I lure him out,
Washington?

It's!

Shut up you little freak!

You make me sick!

What was that?

I think it's his sister.

Get out of the house right now!!

This isn't your house...

you hysteric psycho!

What was that??

You never should've been born
in the first place!

Get out! Get out!

A sibling fight?

You're nothing but a little devil!

Don't you ever come back!

Never, never come back,
you little devil!

Devil?

Is she his real sister?

I don't believe it.

How horrible...

Hayama...

Look, it's his father.

Hayama's father...

Why? Why?

Is he Hayama's real father?

Why doesn't he ask what happened?

Why? Why?

Hey, what should we do?
He's getting away, Sana-chan.

Sana-chan!

I'm shocked.

I've never seen him make
a face like that.

Sana-chan, should we stop?
Let's stop now.

Hey, let's follow him.

You won't stop after all.

I can't forgive him
after all he's done.

He goes into the park.

Foolish Hayama, you are working
your own ruin now!

Now's our chance, Tsuyoshi-kun.
Hurry up!

Operation Eye for an Eyeball,
Tooth for a Tooth.

When did you name it?

Don't ask questions...

or you'll never be
a great detective!

I don't wanna be a detective.

C'mon, go!

Don't push me, Sana-chan.

Hurry up! Now I'm gonna get even.

Why, hello, Akito-kun!

What a pleasant surprise!

How about your hand?

It's nothing.

Now's the chance! Go!

Forgive me, Akito-kun!

You... Tsuyoshi...

What the hell are you doing!?!

I got you now, Hayama!

I caught you with your pants down
and captured the moment!

Have a look! Here it is!

You look stupid!

All right then...

I'll Xerox this and post it
around the school!

You...

What did you do?

You shouldn't be angry!

You are just my teacher!

Are you angry?

Are you frustrated?

Well, this is nothing!

I'll post it if you do anything...

to Tsuyoshi-kun.

Now, come and get me!

Vibrating Buruccha!

Alright, Sana-chan! Go!

Can you keep up with the step...

I mastered at Komawari?

Humm, do we have a vertical align
top? (babbit's at the top right)

Great Rei-kun! Nice timing!

If you do anything to Sana-chan...

I'll plaster the town with this!

Now...

Hayama Akito-kun...

Give me...

the teacher's picture.

Hurry up!

The cliche...

I'm going insane... should be used
in a situation like this.

In great distress...

I waited for his reply

I had everything planned out...

my love confession is on schedule

I may have my mind made up...

but I'm still in panic!

He was there...

when my friend suddenly invited me.

In that ordinary classroom!

We became the merry-go-round.

I've been
acting like ajerk lately...

but today I digress.

I'll tell you my heart!

So the boy look back at me!

He was there...

when my friend suddenly invited me.

In that ordinary classroom!