Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003) - full transcript

Kim and Ron start out a new school year, only to find out that Ron's family is moving to Norway. This puts a strain on their partnership, just as Dr. Drakken, Monkey Fist, and Duff Killigan team up to find and use an ancient time travel device to rule the world. Attacking Kim in the past, present, and future, can these villians succeed? Or will an unforeseen force be more destructive?

[FWEET]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ UH-HUH ♪

♪ NOTHIN' TO IT,
YOU FOLLOW ♪

♪ I TELL YOU SOMETHING
YOU DON'T KNOW ♪

♪ TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW ♪

♪ GOT PLENTY GOIN' ON
MY OWN ♪

♪ YOU HAVE GOT TO,
YOU HAVE GOT TO ♪

♪ YOU HAVE GOT
TO WORK IT OUT ♪

♪ UH-HUH ♪

♪ UH-HUH ♪



[DRUMS PLAYING]

♪ UH-HUH ♪

♪ YOU WORK IT OUT ♪

♪ UH-HUH ♪

♪ YOU WORK IT OUT ♪

OW-OW-OWW!

WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW!

WHO INVITED HIM
BACK THIS YEAR?

BONNIE, RON IS
A MEMBER OF THE SQUAD,

LIKE IT OR NOT.

YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON,
BONBON.

I CHOOSE NOT.

YEAH. I THINK
SHE'S WARMING UP TO ME.

[MUSIC PLAYING]



FIRST PRACTICE
OF THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR,

AND I WAS IN THE ZONE.

BOO-YAH!

K.P., OUR FUTURE IS BRIGHT.

I PREDICT THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE BEST SCHOOL YEAR EVER.

I GUESS IT'S OFF
TO A GOOD START.

GOOD START?
KIM, IT HURRICANE ROCKS.

I MEAN, WE HAVE
ALL OUR CLASSES TOGETHER,

ALL DAY TOGETHER.

IT'S LIKE
A PRE-K FLASHBACK.

WITHOUT NAP TIME.

AH, NAP TIME--

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT
UNTIL IT'S GONE.

I HAVE A FEELING
THE NAP TIME VOID

WILL BE FILLED
BY LATIN CLASS.

WHICH REMINDS ME--

WE'RE TAKING
LATIN CLASS WHY?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I CAN'T WAIT
FOR LATIN CLASS--

THE SALSA DANCING,
THE SALSA EATING.

[SLURPS]
AHH.

I ALREADY KNOW
MY RESEARCH PROJECT--

THE DOWN LOW
ON J. LO.

RON, THIS IS LATIN,
AS IN THE LANGUAGE--

THE DEAD LANGUAGE.

NO SALSA?
NO J. LO.

NO BIG.

WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER,
AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.

OH, DID I TELL YOU
MARY GIEREANU

ACTUALLY SAID HI
TO ME? TO ME!

DO YOU KNOW
HOW THIS BODES?

WELL?
YES.

WELL BODING ALL AROUND.

FINALLY,
FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,

ALL SIGNS ARE GOOD.

UH, RON,
WHAT'S WITH THIS?

"FOR SALE"?

SO SORRY.

THERE'S BEEN
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE HERE.

OH, WHEW. BECAUSE
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE--

"SOLD"?
"SOLD"?

SOLD.
SOLD?

I'M MOVING?

Ron:
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

ACTUALLY, SWEETIE,

THE SIGN WAS OUR WAY
OF TELLING YOU.

WE THOUGHT IT'D BE
EASIER THIS WAY...

FOR US.

YOU SEE,
OUT OF THE BLUE,

I WAS OFFERED
A FABULOUS NEW JOB.

BUT WAIT.
OH, WHAT ABOUT DAD?

I'M AN ACTUARY.
I CAN WORK ANYWHERE

PEOPLE ATTACH A DOLLAR
VALUE TO HUMAN LIFE.

BUT WHY DO WE
HAVE TO MOVE?

MY NEW BOSS MS. OGEHS
SAID SHE WANTS ME

RIGHT THERE WITH HER
AT THE HOME OFFICE.

IT'LL BE
AN ADVENTURE.

WAIT. WHERE IS
THE HOME OFFICE?

NORWAY.
NORWAY.

NORWAY?
[YELPS] OHH.

IT'S NOT
THE END OF THE WORLD.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

THIS WILL ALTER THE COURSE
OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.

EXAGGERATE MUCH?

OK, FINE, IT'S
THE END OF MY WORLD.

THE PERFECT SCHOOL YEAR
JUST WENT DOWN THE TUBES,

AND THE POSSIBLE-STOPPABLE
TEAM IS RIGHT BEHIND IT.

[WHOOSH]

NICE.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

RUFUS--HE JUST SOUNDED
LIKE A TOILET.

NO, NO, THE END OF
THE POSSIBLE-STOPPABLE TEAM.

THINK, KIM. HOW ARE WE
GOING TO MAKE THAT WORK

FROM DIFFERENT
CONTINENTS?

UHH. WELL, IT--IT'LL BE
TRICKY, BUT DOABLE.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

RON, I COULDN'T SAVE
THE WORLD WITHOUT YOU.

[WHOOSH]

OK, NOW, SEE,
YOU'RE JUST OVERDOING IT.

MMM. SORRY.

YOU CAN'T PACK
BRIC-A-BRAC

IN THE KNICKKNACK BOX.

SORRY, HON.

WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO CROSS OUR FINGERS

AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

RONALD, LET'S MOVE!

[CHOKED UP] WELL, KIM,
I GUESS, UH...

I GUESS THIS IS IT.

[CHOKED UP] YEAH.
YEAH, I--I GUESS.

[SOBS, BLOWS NOSE]

UH, HERE. I--I HAD WADE
WHIP THIS UP FOR YOU.

MY OWN KIMMUNICATOR.

CORRECTION--
RON-NUNICATOR.

YOU CAN CALL ME
OR BEEP ME,

YOU KNOW, IF YOU
WANT TO REACH ME.

I'M NOT GOING TO CRY.

[SOBBING]

COURAGE, LITTLE MAN.

[TRUCK HORN HONKS]

Father:
LET'S GO, RONALD.

4 HOURS EARLY FOR
INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNIFFLES] HAVE FUN
IN LATIN CLASS.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[SIGHS]
GOOD-BYE, RON.

ARE YOU TAKING LATIN?

RON'S IDEA.

I WISH HE WERE HERE
TO SUFFER WITH ME.

YOU MISS HIM
A LOT, HUH?

WE'VE BEEN TIGHT
FOR SO LONG.

HOW CAN YOU MISS HIM?
HE CALLS EVERY 5 MINUTES.

[BEEPS]

HEH.
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

HOW'S THE FLIGHT,
RON?

9 HOURS TO NORWAY.

OW!

UH, FOCUS
ON THE MOVIE.

YOU'LL GET
THROUGH THIS.

I KNOW IT'S GOING
TO BE TOUGH, HONEY,

BUT A LITTLE SOMETHING
LIKE DISTANCE

WON'T COME
BETWEEN YOU.

COME BETWEEN WHO?

ME AND RON.
HE MOVED TO NORWAY.

WHAT?
NO WAY!

THIS STINKS.

WE WANTED RUFUS
TO TEST PILOT...

THE JIMINATOR.

YOU MEAN TIMINATOR,
DON'T YOU?

BOYS, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'VE SAID

ABOUT ROCKET FUEL
IN THE HOUSE.

AW, MOM.

THIS IS
TOTALLY SAFE.

[CRASH]

WHOOPS.
WHOOPS.

UH...

HICKA BICKA BOO?
HOOSHAH!

[BEEPS]
'SUP, RON?

THE MOVIE'S
IN NORWEGIAN...

OR FRENCH OR SOMETHING.
I'M NOT SURE.

EW. EW! OHH.

I GET THE FEELING THAT
KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH RON

ISN'T GOING
TO BE A PROBLEM.

[BEEPS]

RON? IT'S THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT.

SORRY, K.P. AM I 9 HOURS
AHEAD OR BEHIND YOU?

[YAWNS] I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN I'M CONSCIOUS.

KIM, I GOT TO KNOW.
HAS MARY GIEREANU SAID,

YOU KNOW, LIKE, "HI"
TO ANYBODY ELSE?

RON, NIGHT TIME--
SLEEP.

OH, OK.
SLEEP TIGHT, K.P.

[BEEPS]

KIM, I--OH, HEY, RON.

HEY, HEY, RIGHT BACK
AT YOU, WADE.

HOW'S NORWAY?
ICY.

WADE,
WHAT'S THE SITCH?

AND CAN IT WAIT
UNTIL MORNING?

SORRY, KIM,
ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

SOMEONE'S BREAKING INTO
THE TRI-CITY MUSEUM.

I'M ON IT.

Ron: ME, TOO.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

RON, YOU'RE HALFWAY
AROUND THE WORLD.

KIM, YOU SAID
WE'D STILL BE A TEAM,

SO NO MATTER WHAT
IT TAKES, I'LL BE THERE.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Kim: BACK OFF,
MONKEY FIST.

OH, SUPER.
THE CHEERLEADER.

HEY, AT LEAST I HAVE
HUMAN HANDS AND FEET.

RIGHT. TOO BAD. I'D RATHER
FANCY A REAL CHALLENGE.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

HUH?

zL[CACKLING]

[GROANING]

SAY "UNCLE," MONKEY...

OR "MONKEY'S UNCLE."
I'LL ACCEPT EITHER.

NOT LIKELY.

GOLF BALL.
[BEEPING]

[GASPS]

[BOOM]

UNH!

I PRACTICALLY
GIFT-WRAPPED HER FOR YOU.

HOW COULD YOU MISS?

OH, THE LASSIE
WILL NOT STAND STILL.

DUFF KILLIGAN
AND MONKEY FIST?

WORKING TOGETHER?

GRR!
OH!

[GRUNTING]

[SNARLING]

[CLANK]

TWO AGAINST ONE--
HOW EXCITING.

OH, IT'S NOT JUST
THE TWO OF US.

OH, AND I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE SURPRISED

THAT DRAKKEN'S
BEHIND ME?

OH, HOW DOES SHE
DO THAT?

A NINJA YOU'RE NOT.

UNH! UHH.

AHA! BUT SHE IS.

HEY!

HA HA!
HIGH FIVE.

SHEGO, HIGH FIVE.

UHH! WHY YOU GOT TO LEAVE ME
HANGING LIKE THAT, YO?

I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE NICE

IF SOMEBODY HERE
LOOKED COMPETENT.

DON'T GET LIPPY,
SHEGO.

CAN WE JUST GET
THE MONKEY THING

BEFORE HER GOOFY
SIDEKICK SHOWS?

RIGHT.

Drakken: WHERE IS
THE BUFFOON ANYWAY?

Shego: WHO KNOWS?

Duff:
WHO CARES?

[MUSIC SWELLS]

[PANTS]
I'M HERE, KIM!

KIM?

Kim, banging on lid:
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

R-R-RUFUS.

UHH! UNH! UNH! HUH?

MUMMY, IN THERE--
ALIVE.

RON.
IT KNOWS MY NAME.

I'M CURSED!
I'M CURSED!

[BEEPS]
HUH?

HELLO?

RON, OPEN
THE SARCOPHAGUS.

HEH!

SORRY ABOUT THAT, K.P.

YEAH. BETTER LATE
THAN NEVER.

Curator, gasping:
THE IDOL!

THE TEMPUS SIMIA IDOL!

YEAH. BAD NEWS ON
THE HEADLESS MONKEY FRONT, SIR.

HEADLESS MONKEY?
MAN, WHAT DID I MISS?

THE TEMPUS SIMIA IDOL,
PURPORTED TO HAVE

DARK, MYSTICAL POWERS.

CENTURIES AGO,
THE HEAD WAS TAKEN

TO A FAR CORNER
OF THE GLOBE

AND HIDDEN AWAY
FOREVER.

MUST'VE BEEN
ONE UGLY MONKEY.

MANY BELIEVE THAT
IF THE TEMPUS SIMIA

WERE EVER MADE WHOLE,

IT COULD BE USED
FOR UNSPEAKABLE--

MONKEYSHINES?

EVIL.

EVIL.
NATURALLY.

AND MONKEY FIST
HAS IT.

AND DRAKKEN
AND KILLIGAN.

NO WAY!
THE VILLAINS TEAMED UP,

AND I MISSED
THE WHOLE DEAL?

SO MUCH FOR
THE BRIGHT FUTURE.

SO NOT THE DRAMA, RON.
WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DIG UP
ON THIS TEMPUS SIMIA THING,

AND YOU'LL, WELL, UM...

BE IN NORWAY.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

OK, QUIZ TIME.

DRAKKEN, MONKEY FIST,
AND DUFF KILLIGAN

ARE WORKING
TOGETHER TO...

IT'S A "RULE
THE WORLD" THING.

GOTTA BE.

SO, WHAT'S THE POWER
OF THE MONKEY?

EASY. EVERYBODY
FEARS MONKEYS.

NO, THAT'S
JUST YOU, RON.

I'LL STICK
TO MY THEORY.

OK, THEY'VE GOT TO BE
LOOKING FOR THE HEAD, RIGHT?

WADE, CAN YOU
HACK INTO

THE GLOBAL JUSTICE
SPY SATELLITES?

IN MY SLEEP.

THEN TAKE A NAP
AND SCAN FOR DRAKKEN.

ON IT.

SO, RON,
HOW'S IT GOING?

I'M KIND OF WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.

UH-UH. WORRY NOT, K.P.
RON STOPPABLE CAN ADAPT.

YEAH. HEH HEH.
WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE EATING?

LAMB AND CABBAGE STEW.

MM-MMM. YUM.

LAMB AND CABBAGE STEW?

YEP. NORWAY'S SECOND
MOST POPULAR DISH,

RIGHT BEHIND MEATCAKES.

RIGHT.

EVERYBODY LOVES
MEATCAKES. HEH HEH.

OH, YEAH. I GOT THE MAD
LOVE FOR THE MEATCAKES.

SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE ADJUSTING.

OH, JA.
THAT'S NORWEGIAN...

OR FRENCH.

GREAT.
OK, I GOT TO RUN.

LATIN CLASS.
I--OH, SORRY.

I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU WANTED TO TAKE THAT.

OK. LATIN, SCHMATIN.
I'VE GOT LAMB AND CABBAGE.

[BOTH SLURP]

[BEEP]

[BOTH GAGGING]

I NEED BUENO NACHO.

MORE MEATCAKES, HONEY?

NO! NO MEATCAKES!
NO MEATCAKES!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

NOTHING'S HAPPENING.
WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING?

SOMETHING SHOULD BE
HAPPENING, SHOULDN'T IT?

PATIENCE. WHEN THE IDOL
IS NEAR ITS HEAD,

THE TEMPUS SIMIA
WILL CLAP.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS MYSTICAL MONKEY POWER.

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
MYSTICAL MONKEY POWER

IF YOU HELD IT IN
YOUR TINY LITTLE HANDS.

AYE, THEY ARE
WEE SMALL DIGITS.

[CYMBALS CLINK]

UH, GUYS...

I'LL LET MY WEE FINGERS
DO THE TALKING,

MR. SKIRTY PANTS!

GUYS.

CAN YOU TWO BUFFOONS
TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?

AT 30,000 FEET?

PRECISELY.

[CLINK]
GUYS!

WHAT?
THE MONKEY CLAPPED.

[CLINKING]

[ALL GASP]

WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.

MONKEY POWER RULES.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

[SIGHS]

YOU, ME,
AND BUENO NACHO,

AND WE'RE GONNA
GRANDE-SIZE IT, GIRL.

[EATING NOISILY]

[BELCHES]

SO, RON ENOUGH
FOR YOU?

THANKS, MONIQUE, BUT
THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE.

[BEEPS]

WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?

I'VE TRACKED DOWN
TEAM DRAKKEN.

WHERE TO?

DEEP IN
THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK.

BETTER TELL RON.
WHAT TIME IS IT THERE?

UH...

BEDTIME,
APPARENTLY.

YOU KNOW, AS COLD
AS NORWAY IS,

IT'S EVEN COLDER
AT 2:00 A.M.

[TEETH CHATTERING]

IT'S SUMMER
IN AUSTRALIA.

I'M THERE, KIM.
NEXT STOP, AUSTRIA.

NO, NO, AUSTRALIA.

RIGHT. SAVE ME
SOME STRUDEL.

[SIGHS]
HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

[GASPS] MAYBE
I NEED A PLAN "B."

ME? I'M PLAN "B"?
KIM, I DON'T THINK I CAN.

YOU'RE PUPPY DOG POUTING
NOW, AREN'T YOU?

NO, NOT AT ALL.

AH, YOU GOT ME.

BOO-YAH!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

RIGHT, SHEILAS.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM HERE.

THAT'S COOL.

WADE SET US UP.

[METAL SCRAPING]

HEY, MINE ISN'T--AAH!

MAYBE A LITTLE LESS
RON-ISH.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

UH, OK.

[SCREAMING]

[CLINKING]

WARMER, WARMER.

OOH, COLDER.

WARMER, WARMER!

[CLINKING FASTER]

HA! I'M WHITE HOT!

HMM. THE HEAD
MUST BE UNDER HERE.

ALL RIGHT, ON 3.

1, 2, 3!

OHH!

AAH! UHH!

I CANNAE DO IT ALONE!

HMM.

AHH. THERE.

A MYSTICAL
MONKEY DOORKNOB.

HOIST ME UP, KILLIGAN.
I'LL TURN IT.

WITH THOSE WEE
BAIRNY HANDS?

HA! DREAM ON,
BLUE BOY.

HMM.
MUTANT SHOW-OFF.

[ENERGY SURGES]

[RUMBLES]

HMM.

WHY DO YOU GET
TO GO FIRST?

ACH.
WHY DO YOU?

WAFFLE AWAY, GENTS.
I'LL BE GETTING A HEAD.

Kim: EXCELLENT
FORMATION, BOYS.

All: AAH! OHH! UHH!

YOUR LANDING NEEDS
A LITTLE WORK.

KIM POSSIBLE?

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
ACT SO SURPRISED?

HMM.
I DON'T KNOW.

WHOA!

WATCH OUT!

UHH!

WHO'S SHE?
WHERE'S THE BUFFOON?

I'M--I'M MONIQUE.

I--I'M REALLY
JUST FILLING IN.

NICE TO BEAT YOU.

MY FACE NEEDS SPACE!

OW!

UH, UH, MAYBE I
SHOULD HANDLE SHEGO.

I'LL PLAY THROUGH,
THEN. FORE!

YOU HIT GOLF BALLS?

[SCOFFS] THAT'S YOUR
BIG VILLAIN SCHTICK?

MY DAD DOES THAT.

UNH!

GOLF BALLS
THAT EXPLODE?

WELCOME
TO MY WORLD.

YEAH. CAN WE FOCUS
HERE, KIMMIE?

[GRUNTING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

OOH!

I THINK I NEED
TO TRAIN SOME MORE--

LIKE--LIKE,
20 YEARS MORE.

AAH! UHH!

GRR!

UM, KIM, HER HANDS
ARE GLOWING.

YEAH. AVOID THOSE.
RAAH!

[WHIMPERS]

[BEEPING]
[GASPS]

[BOOM]

ALL PAR FOR THE COURSE,
LASSIE.

[BOOM BOOM]

AAH! UHH!

BOO.

AAH!

HEH HEH HEH!

Monkey Fist:
TRIUMPH!

[AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARING]

OK, I LIKED
THE LAND SURFING PART,

BUT THE FIGHTING
THE FREAKS PART,

YEAH, I COULD LIVE
WITHOUT.

Ron: K.P.!

I MADE IT!

HUH? UHH.

OHH. UH-OH.

DID WE MISS THEM
AGAIN?

YEAH.
BUT THIS TIME...

BAD GUYS, TWO,
GOOD GUYS, ZERO.

GUTEN TAGY, BIRGIT.

TODAY, I'D LIKE
TO ORDER OFF THE MENU.

ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH THE NACO?

LAMB AND CABBAGE
STEW. NEXT.

HUHH! YUCK!

[BEEPS]

OOH, SAVED BY THE BELL.
WHAT'S THE SITCH?

HA HA HA!
THAT FELT KINDA COOL.

WADE TURNED UP SOME DIRT
ON THE TEMPUS SIMIA IDOL.

GREAT.
SO, WHAT'S IT DO?

STILL A MYSTERY,
BUT WE DO KNOW

THERE'S A TEMPLE
OF THE TEMPUS SIMIA

IN CENTRAL AFRICA.

YOU THINK WE'LL FIND
EVIL INCORPORATED THERE?

MMM. THAT'S WHERE THEY HAVE
TO PUT THE HEAD ON THE MONKEY.

YEAH, THIS
ANCIENT MAGIC STUFF,

IT'S ALWAYS
SO COMPLICATED.

I'M SURE THE MYSTIC MONKEY
MONKS HAD THEIR REASONS.

UH, EXCUSE ME. PRIVATE
TALKIE. DO YOU MIND?

RUDE ENOUGH?

I AM SO OVER
BLONDES, KIM.

NO NOVELTY VALUE
WHATSOEVER HERE.

OK. MEET ME
IN AFRICA?

THIS TIME, I SWEAR
I WON'T BE LATE.

GO! HA HA!

I AM FLOORING IT!

WAAH!
WAAH!

YAAH!
YAAH!

[GRUNTS]

GIDDY-UP ALREADY!

OH, COME ON. YOU'RE SLOWER
THAN THE CAMEL!

Ron: AAH!

UHH! OW.

RON?

SORRY I'M LATE.

THIS ELEPHANT TOTALLY
COPPED A 'TUDE WITH ME.

RON, IT'S COOL.
YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.

WOW.

THE TEMPUS SIMIA TEMPLE
IS JUST OVER THAT RIDGE.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1, 2, 3.

HA!
ROCK BEATS PAPER.

ARE YOU DAFT, MAN?

PAPER BEATS ROCK.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

OH, COME NOW. THAT
DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

HOW CAN FLIMSY PAPER
POSSIBLY BEAT

THE RAW DENSITY
OF STONE?

Monkey Fist: IT IS TIME!

OUR MOMENT IS AT HAND.

FINALLY.

PARDON ME FOR MAKING YOU
WAIT A FEW MINUTES

TO DOMINATE THE WORLD,

BUT THE MAGIC
WON'T WORK

UNLESS THE HEAD IS REATTACHED
PRECISELY AT NOON.

WHY IS THIS
ANCIENT MAGIC STUFF

ALWAYS SO COMPLICATED?

TOSS ME
THE MONKEY NOGGIN.

WHAT? NO!

USING MYSTICAL MONKEY
POWER WAS MY IDEA.

THE HONOR
SHOULD BE MINE.

NO, MINE!

I AM STUCK WITH
THE FREAK STOOGES.

HEY, GUYS, WHY DON'T YOU
WORK AS A TEAM

AND PUT THE STUPID HEAD
ON TOGETHER?

BUT I HATE SHARING.

NO SHARING.

THEN WE SHALL NOT SHARE--
TOGETHER.

YES.
[ALL GRUNTING]

[SIGHS]

LESS THAN A MINUTE NOW.

Kim: SORRY.
CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG.

I'VE GOT A LATIN TEST, AND,
WOW, I'D HATE TO MISS THAT.

YOU DON'T STAND
A CHANCE, POSSIBLE.

IT'S
THREE AGAINST ONE.

EXCUSE ME?

OK, 2 AGAINST 4, IF YOU
COUNT THE SIDEKICKS.

HONESTLY,
WHY DO I BOTHER?

♪ GET UP ON YA FEET NOW ♪

♪ GONNA ROCK THE PLACE ♪

♪ CAN'T YOU SEE THE SMILE
ON MY FACE? ♪

♪ GIVE IT TO ME HIGH,
GIVE IT TO ME LOW ♪

♪ GIVE IT TO ME,
HERE WE GO ♪

♪ GET UP ON YA FEET NOW ♪

BOO-YAH!

♪ CAN'T STOP NOW,
WE'RE CRAWLIN' ON THROUGH ♪

NICE TOSS.

UNH!

♪ GET UP ON YA FEET NOW ♪

♪ HYPED UP, PSYCHED OUT,
READY TO GO ♪

♪ SAY YOU GOTTA BELIEVE,
YOU GOTTA PUT ON A SHOW ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S ON THE FLOOR,
TAKIN' IT TO THE MAX ♪

♪ FACE TO FACE,
NOW WE'RE COMIN' BACK ♪

♪ HEAR THE NOISE
AND FEEL THE HEAT ♪

♪ FROM BLOCK TO BLOCK
AND DOWN EVERY STREET ♪

♪ DON'T HAVE TO RUN WHEN
YOU GET THE CALL... ♪

YOU KNOW, IN THIS LIGHT,
YOU'RE KINDA CUTE.

♪ SO MAKE SOME NOISE,
ALL YOU GIRLS AND BOYS ♪

♪ COME ON ♪
HURRY!

♪ WE'RE READY TO ROLL,
FIRE IT UP, FIRE IT UP ♪

Kim: I'M OPEN!

GOTCHA, K.P.!

♪ CAN'T YOU SEE
THE SMILE ON MY FACE? ♪

♪ GIVE IT TO ME HIGH,
GIVE IT TO ME LOW ♪

♪ GIVE IT TO ME,
HERE WE GO ♪

♪ GET UP ON YA FEET NOW ♪

[WHOOSH]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

SO LONG, KIM POSSIBLE.

WE'LL MEET AGAIN IN TIME.

[LAUGHING]

OOF!

WE...LOST.

WE SEEM TO BE DOING
THAT A LOT LATELY.

Ron: SORRY, KIM.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO ZIG WHEN YOU ZAGGED.

ZIG? I ALWAYS ZAG
IN THAT SITCH.

REALLY? OH, MAN.
WE ARE SO OUT OF SYNC.

YEAH, NO DOUBT.

WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU LIVE ON OPPOSITE
SIDES OF THE GLOBE.

[SIGHS] IT'S
NOT WORKING, IS IT?

THE SAVE THE WORLD
THING?

I DON'T THINK SO, K.P.

YOU, UM, AHEM,
YOU BETTER GO IT ALONE.

[GULP] YEAH.
I GUESS I'D BETTER.

STILL FRIENDS?

ALWAYS. HEH.

I'VE GOT, UM, I'VE GOT
SOMETHING IN MY EYE, KIM.

I'M GONNA TALK
TO YOU LATER. [BEEP]

OHH!

"TEMPUS...TIME?"

[GASPS]

"SIMIA...MONKEY."

TEMPUS SIMIA...

Drakken: WE'LL
MEET AGAIN IN TIME.

TIME MONKEY?!

[WHOOSH]

[DRAMAíTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

RUFUS?!

I AM RUFUS 3000.

I HAVE COME FOR YOU
FROM THE FUTURE.

THIS JUST GOT
SO MUCH WEIRDER.

HICKA BICKA BOO.

HUH?

HICKA BICKA BOO.

[BEEP] WADE, RUFUS JUST
ZAPPED INTO MY BEDROOM

AND HE'S TALKING
LIKE THE TWEEBS.

KIM, RUFUS IS
IN NORWAY WITH RON.

DID YOU SAY,
"RUFUS IS TALKING?"

YEAH. CHECK THIS OUT.

[WHIRS]

[BEEPING]

UH, KIM, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S RUFUS.

HE'S TOTALLY RUFUS!

EXCEPT FOR THE,
YOU KNOW, TALKING PART.

I AM KNOWN AS RUFUS 3000.
I COME FROM THE FUTURE.

OK...

YOU'RE FROM
THE YEAR 3000?

NO, BUT I AM ONE OF 3,000

HYPER-EVOLVED DESCENDANTS
OF RUFUS PRIME.

WADE, GIVE ME THE SUPER
GENIUS TAKE ON THIS.

I'M DEFINITELY
PICKING UP TIME COOTIES.

REALLY?

NO! THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS TIME COOTIES.

ACTUALLY, THERE ARE,
AND THEY REALLY ITCH,

BUT WE MUST FOCUS ON
A MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE--

THE FATE OF THE WORLD.

UM, COULD YOU
BE MORE SPECIFIC?

IT WILL BE CLEARER
IF I SHOW YOU.

[WHOOSH]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]
STEP FORWARD.

[HUMMING]

WHO-O-OAA! OOF!

[SHIPS BUZZING]

NO WAY!

DRAKKEN DID IT?
HE TOOK OVER THE WORLD?!

[PORTAL WHOOSHES]

HUH? UHH!

UNH!

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

THE SUPREME ONE TOOK POWER
WITH CRUEL SWIFTNESS.

NO ONE KNOWS EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED.

WE BELIEVE THAT
TIME TRAVEL IS THE KEY.

SOMEHOW THE SUPREME ONE
TAMPERED WITH YOUR PAST.

TIME TRAVEL?
THE TIME MONKEY!

EXACTLY.
TEMPUS SIMIA.

BUT WHAT CAN I DO?

HISTORY TELLS US THAT
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE

TO HAVE DEFEATED
THE SUPREME ONE

IN THE PRE-TEMPUS
SIMIA ERA.

BUT IF THE SUPREME ONE

HAS THE TIME MONKEY
IN THE FUTURE,

OR THE PAST--OR--WOW.
AAH! BRAIN PAIN.

TIME TRAVEL DOES THAT.

ALL I KNOW IS
I'M STUCK IN THE NOW

AND I'M FRESH
OUT OF TIME MONKEY.

THIS IS
A CHRONO-MANIPULATOR.

BIG ENOUGH?

BEATS STRAPPING A MONKEY
TO YOUR WRIST.

TRUE.

THIS IS YOUR TICKET
TO TIME TRAVEL.

USE IT IN VICTORY.

COOL! MIND IF
I SCAN THE SPECS?

NO! THE TIME STREAM HAS
BEEN POLLUTED ENOUGH!

IN FACT, I MUST RETURN
TO MY OWN TIME

BEFORE I CORRUPT
THE PAST EVEN FURTHER.

ALSO,
I'M MAKING COOKIES.

COOKIES?

FIGHTING AN EVIL OVERLORD
WORKS UP A FIERCE APPETITE.

I HEAR THAT!

KIM POSSIBLE,
THE FATE OF THE FUTURE,

HUMANITY, AND
THE PLANET EARTH ITSELF

RESTS IN YOUR HANDS.

BUT NO PRESSURE.

HOOSHAH!

[WHOOSH]

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, OK, YEAH,
WE GOT THE TIME MONKEY.

WHOO-HOO! YAY FOR US.
BUT WE NEED A PLAN.

A SMART PLAN.

SIDEKICKS ARE TO BE SEEN
AND NOT HEARD, SHEGO.

WE NEED A PLAN.
A SMART PLAN.

WE'RE LISTENING.

I HAVE RUN
A COMPUTER ANALYSIS

OF KIM POSSIBLE'S LIFE
AND HAVE CALCULATED

THE EXACT DAY WHEN SHE
WILL BE MOST VULNERABLE.

SOUNDS SMART.

WE MUST GO UNDERCOVER--
USING THIS JUVENATOR.

JUVENATOR?
WHAT'S A--

[GASPS]
[SQUEAK]

COOL!

OK,
JUST GOT DUMB.

[SQUEAK]

[SQUEAK]

[GASPS]
I'M A WEE LADDIE!

DRAKKEN, WHY ON EARTH
ARE WE TODDLERS?

BECAUSE OUR TARGET

IS KIM POSSIBLE'S
FIRST DAY OF PRE-SCHOOL!

HA HA HA HA!

OOH! I FELT
MY BABY SISTER KICK!

KIM, REMEMBER,
IT MIGHT BE A BABY BROTHER.

MIGHT BE 2!
DON'T EVEN JOKE.

MOMMY, I WANT TO STAY

WITH YOU AND DADDY
AND MY BABY SISTER.

NOW, KIMMIE-CUB,
IF YOU DID THAT,

YOU'D MISS OUT ON YOUR
FIRST DAY OF PRE-SCHOOL.

MAYBE
I DON'T WANT TO GO.

KIMMIE, WE KNOW
YOUR FIRST DAY

MIGHT SEEM
A LITTLE SCARY...

BUT AS SOON AS
YOU MAKE A FRIEND,

YOU'LL SEE WHAT A SUPER
TIME YOU'RE IN FOR!

WHAT IF I CAN'T
MAKE A FRIEND?

KIMMIE-CUB,

THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU MUST NEVER FORGET.

ALWAYS SAY PLEASE
AND THANK YOU?

YES, THAT, BUT I ALSO
WANT YOU TO REMEMBER

THAT ANYTHING IS
POSSIBLE FOR A POSSIBLE.

OK.

THAT'S MY GIRL.

REMEMBER WHEN I BECAME
THE MIDDLETON MAD-DOG?

OHH, YEAH.

ALL THE OTHER CHEERLEADERS
THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID

BUT KIM--MY FRIEND KIM--

WELL, ACTUALLY, SHE THOUGHT
IT WAS STUPID, TOO.

MMM. UH-HUH.

BUT KIM CAME AROUND
EVENTUALLY. I THINK.

PERHAPS THE GREATEST DAY
OF MY LIFE...

THE BUENO NACHO
GRAND OPENING.

KIM GAVE ME A RIDE.
HUH?

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO
RIDE A TWO-WHEELER YET,

AND YOU CAN'T
TAKE YOUR TRIKE

TO A RESTAURANT OPENING.
IT'S JUST NOT DONE.

OHH, YEAH.
MM-HMM.

AH, PRE-K. THAT'S WHERE
K.P. AND I FIRST MET.

RIGHT AFTER NAP TIME.

HMM, THERE I AM.
THERE'S KIM.

[RUMBLING]

[GASPS]

[BLBLBLBB]

[CHATTERING]

[GASPS]

WHAT THE HECK?

OK, SAY "CHEESE!"

Class: CHEESE!

CUT IT OUT!

HA HA!
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

3 BAD LITTLE BOYS.

YOU ARE A BOY, RIGHT?

AYE!

YOUNG MAN,
WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES?

I, OH, UH,
LOST THEM.

I'D CHECK AROUND
THE MONKEY BARS.

HA HA HA!

[SNORING]

THAT WAS A MOST
PRODUCTIVE MORNING.

INDEED! PIGTAIL PULLING,
DOLLY STEALING...

[LAUGHING]

[SNORING]

KILLIGAN!

DOES SOMEBODY HERE
NEED A TIME OUT?

OH, NO, TEACHER.
WE'LL BE LITTLE ANGELS.

UNTIL WE HIT
THE PLAYGROUND.

THEN WE WILL CRUSH
KIM POSSIBLE'S SPIRIT.

[SNICKERS]

UGH! HOW LONG CAN IT TAKE

TO CRUSH THE SPIRIT
OF A 4 YEAR OLD?

THIS IS LOW,
EVEN FOR YOU, SHEGO.

NOT MY IDEA.
I'D GO LOWER.

YOU LIKE TIME TRAVEL?

ALLOW ME TO KNOCK YOU
INTO THE NEXT CENTURY.

UNH!

ALLOW ME TO
MAKE YOU HISTORY.

[LAUGHING]

HUH? HEY!

GIVE IT!
IT WAS MY TURN!

OH, IT WAS YOUR TURN.

WE HAD NO IDEA. HERE.

PSYCH!
THANKS.

Ron: LEAVE HER ALONE!

IT'S HER TURN!

TAKING TURNS IS THE BASIC
FOUNDATION OF PRE-SCHOOL!

THE JUNGLE LAW OF DAYCARE
IS BEHIND US!

WE HAVE STRUCTURE!
WE HAVE RULES!

GET HIM.

AAH!

[VILLAINS LAUGHING]

I'M WARNING YOU!

I HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
HE'S HUGE. RUFUS!

HEY, BULLIES!

HI...YAH!

[GASPS]

YAAH!

YAAH!

[CRASH]

[SQUEAK]

SHEGO, HELP!

THE WEE LASSIE'S
A SAVAGE!

OOF!

OH, NO, SHE'S HERE!

THE LITTLE BRAT?
THE BIG BRAT!

HEY, GUESS WHAT?

FREE SWIM IN
THE TIME STREAM IS OVER.

MISSION NOT ACCOMPLISHED,
I PRESUME.

I HAD
A LOVELY NAP.

MMM, WE'RE REGROUPING.

FEAR NOT, GENTLEMEN.
TIME IS ON OUR SIDE.

DROP IT!

[CRACKLING]

UNH! OW!

[WHOOSH]

KIM POSSIBLE, HAVE YOU
STOPPED THE SUPREME ONE?

NOT. AND THEY ESCAPED
WITH THE TIME MONKEY.

WELL, HAVE A COOKIE.
THEY'RE PEANUT BUTTER.

THANKS.

I WILL RETURN TO THE FUTURE
AND SCAN THE TIME STREAM.

WE MUST DETERMINE

WHERE THE SUPREME ONE
WILL STRIKE NEXT.

WHERE CAN I DROP YOU OFF
IN THE EARLY 21st CENTURY?

NO, THANKS.

I'LL JUST WAIT HERE
IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

DID THAT ONE KID
HAVE OPPOSABLE TOES?

YOU'RE WEIRD,
BUT I LIKE YOU.

[CRACKLING]

WHERE ARE WE,
DRAKKEN?

[SNIFFS] IT REEKS
OF MIDDLETON.

INDEED! THE MIDDLETON OF
THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT PAST.

TO BE PRECISE,

IT'S SO COOL THAT WE BOTH
GOT NEW COMPUTERS.

YOURS IS NEW? MAN!

I GOT STUCK WITH
MY DAD'S OLD ONE.

OOH, SORRY. HEY,
CAN YOU GET ONLINE?

UH-HUH. I'M RESEARCHING
HAIRLESS PETS.

YOUR DAD'S
ALLERGIES, HUH?

MY PARENTS FINALLY SAID

I COULD GET A PET--
BUT NO FUR--

AND YOU'D BE SURPRISED
HOW MANY MAMMALS HAVE FUR.

I'M MAKING
MY OWN WEBSITE.

WHAT FOR?

BABY-SITTING JOBS
AND STUFF.

YOU KNOW,
HELPING PEOPLE OUT?

HOW ABOUT
A HAIRLESS CAT?

LOADING...
LOADING...

"KIM POSSIBLE.
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING."

YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT
SOUNDS A LITTLE BRAGGY.

IT'S LIKE
A COMMERCIAL, RON.

IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE BRAGGY.

SHE JUST SET UP
HER WEBSITE.

SO WHAT IS
YOUR PLAN, DRAKKEN?

DO ENLIGHTEN US.

WHEN YOUNG KIM POSSIBLE
GOES ON HER FIRST MISSION,

WE'LL MAKE SURE
SHE FAILS.

THIS TIME HER SPIRIT
WILL BE CRUSHED!

OH, WE TRIED
CRUSHING HER SPIRIT.

CAN WE NAE
SIMPLY CRUSH HER?

I'M WITH THE MAD GOLFER
ON THIS ONE.

[SQUEAK]

NO, NO, LISTEN!

WE'LL INFILTRATE HER LIFE
AS FELLOW PRE-TEENS.

LAME!

[ZAP]

SHEGO! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
THE TALK WE HAD

ABOUT HURTING
WITH OUR WORDS?

LISTEN, YOU'RE BETTER OFF
WITH THEIR APPROACH.

IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO CRUSH KIMMIE,

HER SPIRIT WON'T REALLY
BE AN ISSUE.

THE LEGENDS OF
A LONG-GONE MYSTICAL SECT

SPEAK OF A BEING THAT WOULD
BE EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.

[WHOOSH]

IF YOU NEED ME,

I'LL BE IN THE THIRD CENTURY
SATSUMA PROVINCE.

IS THIS ANOTHER
MONKEY TEMPLE?

NOT AT ALL. GORILLA.

SO, WHAT WAS THE LASSIE'S
FIRST MISSION?

SOMETHING ABOUT AN ECCENTRIC
BILLIONAIRE COLLECTOR.

MR. PAISLEY,
I ASSURE YOU,

THIS SECURITY SYSTEM
IS THE BEST MONEY CAN BUY.

NO THIEF COULD SURVIVE
THE LASER WEB.

SO MY FLAMINGOAT
WILL BE SAFE?

YES, MR. PAISLEY,

YOUR EXTENSIVE AND
VAGUELY DISTURBING

COLLECTION OF PLUSH
IS 100% SECURE.

BECAUSE THE FLAMINGOAT
IS THE RAREST...

Both:
...OF THE CUDDLE BUDDIES.

ONLY 10 WERE MADE.

OOH, OOH,
HOW DOES IT WORK?

DO I PRESS
THE RED BUTTON?

NO! NOT
THE RED BUTTON!

[BEEP]
AAH!

THE LASER WEB IS LETHAL.
DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE.

DON'T EVEN FLINCH.

[MOANING]

[ZAP]
OW!

UH, MR. McHENRY,
HOW DO WE TURN IT OFF?

WE WOULD NEED
THE REMOTE FOR THAT.

DON'T PANIC.
LET ME THINK.

I'VE GOT IT!
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!

WHO?

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE--
SUPER SECRET COMMANDO SQUAD.

THIS IS WHAT
THEY TRAIN FOR.

[ZAPPING]

JUST HAVE TO ACCESS
THEIR WEBSITE...

>@[BEEPING]

TRY-OUTS. HATE 'EM!
WHO'S NEXT?

KIM POSSIBLE.

TIN TEETH? I GAVE HER
A ROUTINE NO GIRL CAN DO.

[PING]

[EXHALES]

[MUSIC STARTS]

♪ OHH ♪

♪ E IS FOR EVERYBODY,
pE IS FOR EVERYBODY ♪

♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND COUNT TO 10 ♪

♪ LET'S DO
THE ALPHABET AGAIN ♪

♪ KEEP PUSHING UP,
THIS NIGHT WILL NEVER END ♪

[SQUEAKS]

[PANTING]

[SNAP]

[CLAPPING]

FINE. YOU MAKE THE SQUAD.
BARELY.

YES!

KIM, YOU GOT A HIT
ON THE SITE!

A MAJOR HIT!

UGH, BABY-SITTING
THE TURNER TWINS AGAIN?

NO, DANGER MAJOR!

DANGER?

SOMEBODY NEEDS
YOUR HELP LIKE NOW!

AHEM. KIM, YOU'RE
JUST STARTING PRACTICE.

OH, I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

I'LL NEVER, EVER
DITCH AGAIN. I SWEAR!

THANKS, MRS. MAHONEY,

FOR DRIVING US ALL
THE WAY TO UPPERTON.

IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO

SINCE YOU RESCUED
TABBY FROM THAT TREE.

NO BIG. SEE YA!

YOU'RE SURE THIS IS
THE RIGHT ADDRESS, RON?

YEP! SOMEONE'S
TRAPPED IN THERE.

HMM, I DON'T KNOW.
THIS SEEMS LIKE

THE KIND OF STUFF
THE POLICE SHOULD HANDLE.

TRUTH IN
ADVERTISING, KIM.

YOUR WEBSITE SAYS
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.

NOW IT SOUNDS BRAGGY.

[SIGHS] OK, FIRST STEP.
GETTING INSIDE.

HEY, I'VE GOT A LITTLE
SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP.

WHAT IS THAT?

A NAKED MOLE RAT!

I JUST GOT HIM YESTERDAY
AT SMARTY MART.

A NAKED MOLE RAT?

[YAWNS]

p1
I NAMED HIM RUFUS. IT'S CUTE, HUH?

WHERE IS MONKEY FIST?

[SIGHS] I'M WORKING WITH
A MAN NAMED MONKEY FIST.

MY EVIL CAREER IS
SO IN THE TOILET.

SAY, RUFUS, BUDDY,

YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD
OPEN THESE GATES FOR US?

UH-HUH.

NAKED MOLE RATS--
PETS OF THE FUTURE.

[CLATTERING]

TA-DAH!

A NAKED MOLE RAT...

GROSS BUT HANDY.

WANT TO HOLD HIM?
I'LL PASS.

Ron: WHAT ARE
THOSE RED THINGS?

LASERS.

YES, WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
THOSE SHUT OFF, PLEASE.

PAISLEY, YOU CAN RELAX.

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
CAN HANDLE THIS.

UH, YES, THAT'S US!

GOOD NAME.
WE COULD USE THAT.

JUST TELL ME WHAT
I NEED TO DO!

GET THAT REMOTE,

BUT AVOID THE BEAMS
AT ALL COSTS!

UM, OK.

[EXHALES]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ YOU'RE UNTOPPABLE ♪

UNH!

♪ KIM, KIM,
KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ IT'S JUST YOU ♪

♪ DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE ♪

♪ IT'S YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
UNSTOPPABLE ♪

♪ IT'S YOU ♪

♪ TOTALLY UNTOPPABLE ♪

♪ IT'S YOU, IT'S YOU,
IT'S YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE KIM POSSIBLE ♪

OH!
UNH!

BOO-YAH, KIM!

A CHEERLEADER?!

THAT'D BE KIM POSSIBLE!
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING!

LOOK US UP ONLINE.
WE'RE WORLD-WIDE, BABY!

IT'S OVER.
HAIRY HANDS BLEW IT.

HE HAS THE POWER
OF TIME TRAVEL

AND HE'S LATE!

[WHOOSH]

CALM YOURSELF,
KILLIGAN.

I HAVE RETURNED...

AND I'VE BROUGHT A LITTLE
PIECE OF THE PAST WITH ME.

[CLANG]

IS THAT A FLAMINGOAT?

BUT THAT'S THE RAREST
CUDDLE BUDDY!

THEY ONLY MADE 10!
10!

THIS SO BLOWS MY PANDAROO
OUT OF THE WATER.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
EVEN SEE ONE OF THESE.

NOW MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

PERFECT. SO YOU WON'T MIND
IF WE END IT!

[ROARING]

GIANT MONKEY! AAH!

THAT IS SICK
AND WRONG!

MR. PAISLEY,
I SUGGEST WE HIDE.

KIM POSSIBLE,

MEET THE STONE GUARDIAN
OF SATSUMA...

Ñ
OR SHOULD I SAY, MEET YOUR DOOM!

AH HA HA HA HA!

AAH! GIANT MONKEY!

WHAT DID I EVER DO
TO YOU?

NOTHING YET,
BUT YOU WILL.

YES, IN TIME,
YOU SHALL HAND

EACH OF US
HUMILIATING DEFEATS.

AYE, AND IT'S
A DEEP HURT.

BUCKLE UP, BOYS.
THE HURT IS ON.

KIM POSSIBLE?!

TIMES TWO!

AAH! GIANT MONKEY!

UHH!
UHH!

ANYBODY WANT TO EXPLAIN
ANY OF THIS TO ME?

I'M YOU,
FROM THE FUTURE.

OK, THIS IS A 9.7 ON
THE WEIRDNESS SCALE.

OH, YOU'LL GET
USED TO IT. TRUST ME.

LOOK OUT.

WELL, MONKEY FIST,
I MUST ADMIT,

I HAD MY DOUBTS.

AYE. ME, TOO.

THIS ACTUALLY SEEMS
TO BE WORKING.

NO--

LISTEN CLOSELY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I'VE TOLD DRAKKEN
A THOUSAND TIMES--

NO CLONES!

I AM NOT A CLONE.
YOU'RE NOT?

I'M YOU,
FROM THE FUTURE.

UHH. I HATE
TIME TRAVEL.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROARS]

AM I THE ONLY ONE
WHO SEES THE GIANT MONKEY?!

LISTEN, WE DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME.

OK, ACTUALLY, WE DO.
WELL...WE WILL.

WHEN YOU WANT
TO MAKE SENSE,

JUST LET ME KNOW.

GRAB THE TIME MONKEY.
WHY?

YOU NEED
THE TIME MONKEY.

CAN'T I JUST USE YOURS?

NO, THIS IS MINE!

OK, WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT'S YOURS, TOO.

IT'S THE ONE YOU'RE GONNA
STEAL, SO, TECHNICALLY--

IF YOU NEED ME,
I'LL BE IN THERE,

WATCHING
KIM POSSIBLE LOSE.

TRUST ME. THIS WHOLE
ROCK GORILLA DEAL

IS GONNA GO SOUTH.
SO WHEN IT DOES,

MAKE SURE YOU GET
THAT TIME MONKEY!

RUN THROUGH THIS
AGAIN FOR ME.

[ROARING]

KIM POSSIBLE CANNOT WIN
THIS BATTLE. HA HA HA!

Rufus 3000:
WRONG, APE-MAN!

HELP HAS ARRIVED.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

KIM POSSIBLE NEEDS YOU.

OH, PLEASE!
THE BUFFOON!

OH, WHAT
POSSIBLE HELP

COULD
THE SIDEKICK BE?

[SNARLING]

RON! WHAT ARE
YOU WEARING?

MY MOM SIGNED ME UP FOR
A FOLK DANCING CLASS.

THAT'S
THE FUTURE YOU.

WHAT'S WITH
THE STUPID HAT?!

IT'S, UH,
IT'S A FUTURE HAT!

[ROARS]

DUDE,
PERSONAL SPACE.

[ROARING]

AAH!

FUTURE ME ISN'T
AFRAID OF MONKEYS.

I GET BRAVE!

YOU'D HAVE TO BE
TO DRESS LIKE THAT.

AAAAH HA HA!

AAH!

[ROARS]

UHH!

OOH, WHAT'S THIS?

WONDER WHAT
THE RED BUTTON DOES.

UHH!
[BEEP]

NO!
NO!

[SCREAMING]

[BEEP]

WOW, COOL.

BOO-YAH!
YOU ROCK!

NO, MY YOUNG FRIEND,

YOU ROCK!

HMM? HUH? HMM?

HI!

OOH...

NICE TO KNOW
THE BRACES WORK.

YEAH, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
TRY TO KISS WALTER NELSON.

LOCKED BRACES?

IT WAS
AN EMBARRASSING RIDE

TO THE ORTHODONTIST.

SO, WHAT DOES
THE FUTURE HAT DO?

NOTHING,
IT'S JUST A HAT.

OK, LISTEN TO ME.
IN THE FUTURE,

YOU WILL CHANGE
YOUR HAIR

AND BECOME
A BABE MAGNET.

KEEP THAT LOOK!

OK, BUT
WHAT ABOUT THE HAT?

FORGET THE HAT!

OFFICERS,
TAKE THEM AWAY.

BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE US
HERE IN THE PAST.

AYE, WE'LL FACE
YEARS OF DéJà VU!

THIS WILL THROW
THE TIME STREAM

INTO CHAOS!

YEAH, LIKE I HAVEN'T
HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

HMM. GOING TO PRISON

SURE SOUNDS LIKE
A WASTE OF TIME.

OF COURSE, WITH THIS,

I CAN WASTE
ALL THE TIME I WANT.

Kim and Drakken:
THE TIME MONKEY!

LATER, LOSERS!

OOF!
OOF!

KIM POSSIBLE,

THE SUPREME ONE
HAS ONCE AGAIN ESCAPED

INTO THE TIME STREAM.

NO, SHEGO DID.

THE SUPREME ONE'S
RIGHT HERE!

[SQUEAK, POP]

WHERE?
I DON'T SEE HER.

"HER"? I THOUGHT
THE SUPREME ONE WAS DRAKKEN!

CERTAINLY NOT.

BEHOLD
THE FACE OF EVIL--

THE FACE
OF THE SUPREME ONE.

SHEGO!

OOPS.

SHEGO IS
THE SUPREME ONE?

WELL, YOU COULD'VE
MENTIONED THAT.

I THOUGHT
IT WAS OBVIOUS.

UH-HUH, SURE.

BUT JUST RUN IT DOWN
FOR KIM'S SAKE.

WASN'T IT CLEAR THAT
SHEGO WAS THE ONLY ONE

SMART ENOUGH TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD?

UH, WELL, I GUESS
IT ALWAYS SEEMED

MORE LIKE
A GUY THING.

SO SHEGO HAS
THE TIME MONKEY,

AND SHE'S ALL-POWERFUL...

20 YEARS FROM NOW.

SO, SHORT-TERM,
EVERYTHING'S HAKUNA, RIGHT?

NOT NECESSARILY.

THE TIME STREAM
IS IN FLUX.

I'M TIRED
OF PLAYING DEFENSE.

I'M TAKIN' THE FIGHT
TO SHEGO.

YOU'RE GOING
TO THE FUTURE?

YEAH.

OK, OK.
FROM HERE ON OUT...

[CRACKS]

WE'RE IN THIS
TOGETHER, K.P.

BUT THE DANGER
TO THE TIME STREAM--

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

IMPOSSIBLE?
CHECK MY NAME.

EH, SHE'S GOT YOU
THERE, BUDDY.

[SIGHS]
VERY WELL. PROCEED.

HEY, LOOK. I'VE GOT
ONE FOOT IN THE FUTURE.

HA HA HA--
UHH!

LET'S WARP...
OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.

CONFUSED?
OH, YEAH.

GOOD. I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT JUST BE ME.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[PEOPLE GASP]

SO THIS IS MIDDLETON
OF THE FUTURE.

ACTUALLY, IT'S NOW
CALLED SHEGOTON.

DARK,
BUT WITH STYLE.

YEAH. BLEAK CHIC.

QUICKLY, THE EYES
OF THE SUPREME ONE

ARE EVERYWHERE.

YOU THERE!
WHY AREN'T YOU TOILING

FOR THE GLORY
OF THE SUPREME ONE?

TOLD YOU.
OH, DUDE...

I AM SO TOILED OUT.

WE'VE GOT
A LIPPY NORWEGIAN

AND SOME GERBILS.
CODE 5.

HEY!

NAKED MOLE RATS, PLEASE.

SEND SECURITY DRONES!
TAG AND BAG!

[DRONES APPROACHING]

I'LL HOLD THEM OFF
AS LONG AS I CAN.

[BOOM]

AAH! MY FOLKEHATT!

UH, BE HONEST.

DOES THE COSTUME WORK
WITHOUT THE HAT?

RON, IT DIDN'T WORK
WITH THE HAT.

CLUB SHEGO? UGH!

MORE LIKE CLUB EGO.

OH, WELL, WHEN IN SHEGOTON,
BLEND IN.

KIM, YOU PUT THE "NEAT-O"
IN "INCOGNITO."

OK, WHICH IS
THE GUYS' SIDE?

THIS IS
A FASHION NIGHTMARE.

AT LEAST
IT'S NOT A BAD FIT.

AH, REALLY? 'CAUSE
MINE'S KINDA RIDING UP.

I THINK I PICKED
FROM THE GIRLS' SIDE.

HA HA HA HA!

OK, K.P.,
WHAT'S OUR NEXT STEP?

WE FIND SHEGO.

SOMEBODY LOVES HERSELF
A LITTLE TOO MUCH.

YUCK!

I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.

YOU GOTTA GIVE SHEGO
HER PROPS.

I MEAN, THIS IS ONE
SLICK CITADEL OF DOOM.

MOTION DETECTORS,
LASER CANNONS,

AND MY FAVORITE TOUCH,
A PIRANHA-FILLED MOAT.

A MOAT? SO RETRO.

YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'M A SUCKER FOR THE CLASSICS.

AAH!

OW.

AAAAH!

NO.

IT CAN'T BE.

[WHIMPERING]

IN HER MAD QUEST
FOR POWER,

SHE DESTROYED
BUENO NACHO.

YOU'LL PAY
FOR THIS, LADY!

OH, YES...

YOU WILL PAY!

RON, MAYBE NOW
IS NOT THE TIME.

UHH!
UHH!

UM, EXCUSE ME,
SCARY ORB THING,

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US?

THE ATTITUDE
ADJUSTMENT CENTER.

ISN'T THAT
THE HIGH SCHOOL?

PREPARE TO BE DRAINED
OF ALL INDIVIDUALITY

AND SPIRIT.

YEP, HIGH SCHOOL.

Woman: WELCOME TO
THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT CENTER.

THAT'S RIGHT, FILE IN.
FILL ALL THE SEATS.

I SEE SOME OPENINGS
IN THE FRONT ROW.

HI...I'M BONNIE ROCKWALLER.

BONNIE?
SHE'S WORKING FOR SHEGO?

THAT FITS.

[GRUNTS]

KIM, I THINK
THAT'S BRICK FLAGG.

WOW. IT IS.

Ron: MAN,
HE LET HIMSELF GO.

SHH.

OK, LET'S START.
DOES ANYONE KNOW

WHY YOU'RE HERE?

YES, YOU--

SOULLESS WORKER DRONE
NUMBER 5889.

WELL, UH,
I THINK IT'S--

AAAAH!

[SPLASH]

EXACTLY. YOU'RE HERE
BECAUSE YOU THINK,

AND WE ALL KNOW
THAT'S NOT ALLOWED.

THE SUPREME ONE
THINKS FOR YOU.

LET'S WATCH
AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO.

LIGHTS!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

THE SUPREME ONE STARTED
WITH A SIMPLE DREAM--

TO RULE THE WORLD.

OF COURSE,
IT WAS MY DREAM FIRST.

[BZZT]
AAH!

OK, EYES ON ME!
YOU KNOW, I STARTED OUT

AS AN UNDERESTIMATED
SIDEKICK,

TRYING TO MAKE THE STUPID
SCHEMES OF OTHERS SUCCEED--

Drakken: MY SCHEMES
WERE NOT STUPID!

[BZZT]
AAH!

THE BURNING!

OOH. BUT WITH THE HELP

OF A TIME-TRAVELING
MONKEY IDOL,

I WENT SOLO WITH
AN EVIL SCHEME OF MY OWN,

AND IT WORKED!

SO, NOW IT'S MY WORLD.
HA HA!

YOU'RE JUST LIVING IN IT.

BACK TO WORK!

[MUSIC ENDS]

NOT THE FEEL-GOOD FILM
OF THE YEAR.

[CHATTERS]

THAT'S TRUE.
THE MUSIC WAS GOOD.

Bonnie: SO,
WHO STILL QUESTIONS

THE INFALLIBLE LEADERSHIP
OF THE SUPREME ONE?

WAIT. DON'T ANSWER.

WE'LL JUST MINDSCAN YOU.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

IT TICKLES!

OUR SCAN HAS PICKED UP
2 TROUBLEMAKERS

IN THE BACK ROW.

I WONDER WHAT THEY DO
WITH TROUBLEMAKERS.

HEY, HEY, HEY!

HIGH SCHOOL NEVER HAD TO RESORT
TO THIS SORT OF THING!

OR THAT
SORT OF THING.

OBEDIENCE COLLARS.

YOU'LL LEARN
TO LOVE THEM.

NOT THAT YOU'LL
HAVE A CHOICE.

I'LL PASS. I'M NOT BIG
ON THE BLING-BLING.

RON, I DON'T THINK
IT'S OPTIONAL.

[BOOM]

WHAT?!

EAT HOT PLASMA,
SUPREME ONE STOOGES!

VIVE LA RéSISTANCE!

HEY...NORWEGIAN.

NAKED MOLE RATS, ATTACK!

[ALL SHOUTING]

AAH! GET THEM OFF OF ME!

[SOBBING]
THEY'RE SO GROSS!

LOVE YOUR TIMING.

[WHIRRING]

WOW. THOSE DUDES
ARE BUFF.

WHAT'S THE DEALY
ON THEM?

I DO NOT
RECOGNIZE THEM.

HICKA BICKA BOO?
HOOSHAH!

[GASPS] THE TWEEBS?

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE,
BIG SIS.

MORE LIKE
LITTLE SIS.

LITTLE BROTHERS
ARE NOW BIG BROTHERS.

TIME TRAVEL--

IT'S A CORNUCOPIA
OF DISTURBING CONCEPTS.

WAIT, I HAVE SOME
QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS.

NO TIME NOW.
WE'VE GOTTA JET.

IN THE KIMINATOR
MARK XII!

WOW.

HURRY. THE SUPREME ONE
WILL SOON RETURN

WITH GREATER FORCE.

STRAP IN...

'CAUSE THE KIMINATOR
FLIES, BABY!

AAH!
AAH!

KIMINATOR?

KIMINATOR
MARK XII.

WE KEPT FIGHTING
ABOUT THE NAME.

SO WE NAMED IT
AFTER YOU.

YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET.
MATURE WORKS ON YOU.

WAIT, WHAT ABOUT
MOM AND DAD?

UP THERE.
ON THE MOON?

Tim: HOOSHAH!

MOM AND DAD LED
THE GREAT LUNAR MIGRATION

AFTER THE SUPREME ONE
TURNED EARTH INTO SUCH A DRAG.

Dad: HON, I'M HOME!

HOW WAS
THE SEA OF TRANQUILITY?

TRAFFIC WAS TERRIBLE.

DIDN'T THEY
EVEN MISS ME?

OH, YEAH.
BUT DAD ALWAYS SAID...

WELL, AT LEAST KIMMIE'S
JUST LOST IN THE TIME STREAM

AND NOT STAYING OUT LATE
WITH SOME BOY.

WHAT ABOUT
MY PARENTS?

I'M AN ACTUARY.
I CAN WORK ANYWHERE.

OK, SO WHERE ARE
WE GOING NOW?

Tim: OUR SECRET
HEADQUARTERS.

IT'S IN
A REMOTE LOCATION

WHERE NO ONE
EVER GOES.

UPPERTON?

NOW IT'S CALLED
NORTH SHEGOTON.

BUT YEAH,
THAT'S THE PLACE.

THERE YOU'LL MEET
OUR LEADER.

KIM, RON!

MAN, AM I GLAD
TO SEE YOU GUYS.

WADE?

WE FINALLY GET TO
SEE YOU IN PERSON!

AND YOU'RE A GIANT!

WHAT CAN I SAY?
I HAD A GROWTH SPURT.

UHH! WHY IS EVERYBODY
IN THE FUTURE SO RIPPED?

FIGHTING AN EVIL DICTATOR
WILL DO THAT TO YOU.

FINE, BUT JUST DON'T THINK
I'M A PUNY MAN, OK?

WAAH! I GOT MAD FU SKILLS!

[LAUGHS]
RON, DON'T DO THAT.

YOU CRACK ME UP,
MAN.

HEH HEH. OW.

SO, WADE...
WHAT'S THE SITCH?

HEH. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE I HEARD THAT.

THE TEMPUS SIMIA IDOL.

SHEGO USED IT
TO PLAY THE TIME STREAM.

WE NEED IT
TO SET EVERYTHING RIGHT.

TAKE THAT AWAY,

SHEGO'S FUTURE
IS HISTORY.

CAN'T WE JUST BREAK IT?

THE CHAOTIC EFFECT

OF UNLEASHING
THE CHRONAL ENERGIES

MIGHT SNAP THE TIME STREAM
BACK TO NORMAL.

MIGHT...
MIGHT?

OR IT MIGHT UNRAVEL
THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE

AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.

EVEN MOM AND DAD
ON THE MOON.

OK, LET'S JUST START WITH
GETTING IT AWAY FROM SHEGO.

WE TRIED TO GET IN,

BUT EVERY MISSION
ENDED...BADLY.

THEN WE'RE DUE.

HEH HEH.
SAME OLD KIM.

ANYBODY SEEN RUFUS?

RUFUS PRIME,
PLEASE...

SHARE YOUR WISDOM.
HUH?

WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF LIFE?

HMM...CHEESE!

[APPLAUSE]

[CHEERING]

YOU OWE ME A BUCK.

WE'VE RUN THE SCENARIOS.
AERIAL ASSAULT...

EQUALS MAJOR CATASTROPHE.

[BOOM]

AND A GROUND
ASSAULT--WORSE.

THEN WE'LL GO LOWER.

Ron: THE SEWERS?
AW, MAN!

THERE'S A WHOLE RAINBOW
OF SMELLS DOWN HERE.

P.U.!

WADE,
DON'T YOU HAVE, LIKE,

A MATTER TRANSPORTER
OR SOMETHING?

COULDN'T YOU JUST BEAM US
INTO SHEGO'S PALACE?

SURE, BUT YOUR INSIDES
MIGHT WIND UP ON THE OUTSIDE.

IT WOULD BE A GREAT CHANCE
TO MEET YOUR SPLEEN.

HOW WOULD I EVEN KNOW
IT'S MY SPLEEN?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLANKS]

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

OH, REALLY?
TELL THAT TO MY SHOES.

AAH!

[BEEPING]

ACCORDING TO MY READINGS,

THE IDOL IS IN
THE CENTER OF THE PALACE.

NOT THAT YOU'LL
EVER SEE IT.

MONKEY FIST!

YOU'RE WORKING
FOR SHEGO, TOO?

WELL, I DON'T
GET A PAYCHECK,

IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU MEAN,

BUT THERE ARE
SOME BENEFITS.

I'LL CONSIDER THIS
ONE OF THEM.

YOU'RE WAY
OUT-NUMBERED, DUDE!

AM I?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

RUFUS PRIME,
WILL YOU LEAD US?

HYAH!

[YELLING]

[SHRIEKING]

YOU WILL NEVER SEE
A STRANGER SIGHT.

MOVE IT
OR LOSE IT, GUYS!

[BEEPING]
THIS WAY.

HOW CLOSE ARE WE?

REAL CLOSE.
JUST DOWN THIS HALL.

SORRY! YOU'LL NOT BE
GETTING BY ME, LADDIES!

DUFF?

AYE! BUT NOW
THEY CALL ME ROBO-DUFF,

THE WORLD'S
DEADLIEST GOLFING CYBORG!

WOW. NOW,
THAT'S A MOUTHFUL.

AND, REALLY,
HOW MANY OTHER

GOLFING CYBORGS
ARE THERE?

THAT CANNOT BE
A CROWDED FIELD.

AH, SHUT YOUR YAP, BOY!

YOUR DOOM IS BEFORE YE!

MY CYBER-ROBOTIC
ENHANCEMENTS

HAVE TAKEN MORE THAN
A FEW STROKES OFF ME GAME.

FORE!

HA HA HA!
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, LASSIE?

HE'S MORE ROBOT
THAN GOLFER NOW.

GET READY
TO BOLT, KIM!

WE'LL HANDLE
ROBO-DOOF!

ROBO-DUFF,
NOT DOOF!

SAYS YOU!

LET'S GO, BOYS!
GAME TIME!

[YELLING]

HA HA--HUH?

[GRUNTING]

UNH!

[DOORS HISS]

[GASPS]
HEY!

Kim: THERE IT IS--
THE TIME MONKEY.

GRAB
AND GO, K.P.!

AH-AH-AH!

I KNEW MY PAST WOULD COME
BACK TO HAUNT ME ONE DAY.

SHEGO...
READY WHEN YOU ARE.

SORRY, KIMMIE.

THE SUPREME ONE
ALWAYS DELEGATES.

DR. D, YOU'RE ON.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
DRAKKEN FIGHT ME?

AS A LAST LINE OF DEFENSE,
THAT'S WEAK SAUCE.

WHO YOU CALLING WEAK?!

NOW, SEE, EVERYBODY IN
THE FUTURE IS RIPPED!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

DIET AND EXERCISE.

AND SOME GENETIC
MANIPULATION.

THE FUTURE IS
A WONDERFUL PLACE.

OUT OF MY WAY, BUFFOON!

UNH! OW!

[RIP]

HEY!
[THUD]

UNH!

UNH!

[KIM GRUNTING]

FIGHTING...
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN TO WATCH.

[SHRIEKING]

ADVANCE,
MY MONKEY MINIONS!

SHOW NO MERCY!

OOH!

[GRUNTING]

ALL RIGHT, RODENTIA,
LET ME SHOW YOU

WHAT A TRUE MASTER OF
MONKEY KUNG FU CAN DO!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

I'LL GIVE HIM THIS...

HE SHOOTS A GOOD GAME.

WHAT DO WE DO?

[ZAP]

LET'S TAKE HIM DOWN.

[ZAP]

[YELLING]

YOU CAN'T EVADE ME
FOREVER, KIM POSSIBLE.

UNH! UH!

I'VE GOT FAB ABS.

OH, THIS IS SO WRONG!

[CRUNCH]
UNH!

AAH!

UNH! OHH!

AAH!

AHH!

UNH.

HA HA! KIM POSSIBLE,
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT!

BLAH BLAH
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.

SEE, YOU WERE BORN
TO BE A SIDEKICK.

[MUTTERS]
WHAT WAS THAT?

NOTHING, OH, SUPREME ONE!
NOTHING AT ALL!

NOW, WHAT SHOULD I DO
WITH THIS PEST?

NOTHING'S ON TV...
OH, EXCEPT ME,

SO HOW ABOUT
WE WATCH HER SUFFER?

[BEEP]

AHH!

[CLANKING]

UNH! OHH.

[STRUGGLING]

HOLD ON, KIM!
I--UNH!

[BOOM]

AAH!
AAH!

[BUZZ]

I'M READY, KIM!

UH, DO I KNOW YOU?
[GASPS] MONIQUE!

MONIQUE? MONIQUE?
WHO'S MONIQUE?

I'M AN OLD
FRIEND OF KIM'S.

WOW! LOOKIN' GOOD.

WHY, THANKS, KIM.

THERE WERE
A FEW NASTY YEARS

AFTER MISS SUPREME HERE
TOOK OVER CLUB BANANA.

GIRLFRIEND,
THERE WAS NO WAY

I WAS GONNA STYLE
THAT LOOK.

OH!

SO I JOINED
THE REBELLION.

[BEEP]

[CRACKLING]

A-HEM. MIND IF
I CUT YOU OFF?

[BOOM]

YOU KNOW, I DO MIND.

AAH!

YOU'VE BEEN BUSY
SINCE AUSTRALIA.

TRUE. 20 YEARS OF PRACTICE
DOES A BODY GOOD.

OH, BRING IT!

HEY, I--OH! UNH! OK,
I GUESS I'LL STAY HERE!

[MONKEYS SHRIEKING]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WE'RE LOSING"?

THEY'RE JUST
HORRID MOLE RATS!

Rufus 3000: AHEM.

NAKED MOLE RATS.

v
Rufus: CHARGE!

[YELLING]

THAT'S RIGHT!
FLEE, COWARDS!

HA HA!
HIGH FIVE! WHOA!

SORRY, RUFUS PRIME.
SORRY!

[BOOM]

I GOT YOU NOW,
SONNY JIM.

NO, YOU DON'T.

ARE YE DAFT?!
GAME OVER!

NO, I'M SONNY TIM.
HE'S SONNY JIM.

KEEP YOUR SKIRT ON, DOOF!

[CRASH]

[BOOM]

HICKA BICKA BOO?

HOOSHAH!

NICE WORK, FELLAS.

YOU'VE ROUTED
THE FIEND. EXCELLENT.

Wade: NOTHIN' TO IT
BUT TO DO IT.

HOW CAN I GOLF
WITHOUT ME LOWER HALF?

THE SWING'S
ALL IN THE KNEES!

SORRY, DUDE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT,
BUT YOU WILL BE.

[BOOM]

HA HA HA HA!

NEVER COUNT OUT THE WORLD'S
DEADLIEST GOLFING CYBORG!

AYE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS A MOUTHFUL.

MONIQUE, I CAN'T GET
OVER YOUR WICKED BADAGE.

UNH!
[CRUNCH]

UNH!

ONCE SHE TOOK AWAY SHOPPING,
I NEEDED A NEW HOBBY.

HYAH!

HUH?

WILL YOU TWO HOLD STILL?

WHOA!

OOF!

OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
RUDE!

K.P.!

I GOT YOUR REBELS
RIGHT HERE,

OH, SUPREME ONE!

NO THANKS
TO MONKEY BOY.

THERE WERE SO MANY
MOLE RATS.

SO NAKED.

UH...UH...

WELL, KIMMIE,
IT'S BEEN REAL.

ERASE THEM
FROM HISTORY.

WHAT?! NO TAUNTING?

NO "HOW DID I DO IT" SPEECH?

OH, POOR SUPER-VILLAIN FORM,
SHEGO.

MOST DEFINITELY!
YOU THINK?

WHAT'S THE POINT
OF RULING THE WORLD

IF YOU DON'T STOP
TO SMELL THE ROSES?

WELL, ALL I CAN
SAY IS--HUH?

HEY!

RAAH! NO TOUCHEE
MY MONKEY!

CAN'T BLAME A GUY
FOR TRYING.

ACTUALLY, I CAN.
AAH!

SEE, I RULE THE WORLD.
I CAN DO ANYTHING.

HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!

MAYBE, BUT I'VE GOT
THE MUSCLE TO BACK IT UP.

UNH! OHH!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
NOW GLOAT!

TELL THEM HOW
YOU DID IT!

[SIGHS] ALL RIGHT.

WENT BACK IN TIME,
WENT BIG INTO DOT COMS,

GOT OUT BEFORE
THE BUBBLE BURST,

OPENED A BANK,

TRANSFERRED YOUR SIDEKICK'S
MOTHER TO NORWAY,

STARTED
AN EVIL THINK TANK--

WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT?!

EVIL THINK TANK.

YOU KNOW, MIND CONTROL,
WEIRD RAY THINGS--

NO, BEFORE THAT.

OH, YEAH.

I TRANSFERRED
YOUR MAMA TO NORWAY.

YOU KNOW,
BREAK UP THE TEAM.

YOU BROKE US UP?

D'OY! SEE, TRAVELING
INTO YOUR PAST

I REALIZED ONE THING--
AS A TEAM,

YOU TWO ARE
ACTUALLY SOLID.

WHY? DON'T KNOW,
DON'T CARE.

SO I BROKE YOU UP
BY SENDING THE CLOWN

AS FAR AWAY
AS POSSIBLE.

ANYHOO, ONCE I HAD
THE OBEDIENCE COLLARS--

YOU'RE THE REASON
I MOVED?

YOU'RE THE REASON I'VE
BEEN EATING MEATCAKES?!


SIT BACK--OOH!

AAH!

HUH? AAH!

[CRASH]

[CLANK]

AND NO ONE KNOCKS DOWN
BUENO NACHO!

PAST, PRESENT, OR FUTURE!

[YELLING]

HYAH!

[BOOM]

[CRUNCH]

YOU BROKE
THE TIME MONKEY?

YOU BROKE
THE TIME MONKEY!

FOOL! YOU MIGHT UNRAVEL
THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME!

I CAN--I CAN FIX IT.
REALLY!

WAIT! RON,
I THINK IT WORKED!

[WHOOSH]

WHAT WORKED?
YOUR PLAN.

OHH, YEAH.
MY PLAN.

[EERIE HUMMING]

Rufus: HMM?

HOOSHAH, KIM POSSIBLE.
WE SALUTE YOU.

HMM! [GRUNTING]

NO WAY!

UNH!
AAH!

WAY.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Rufus 3000: BEHOLD
THE FACE OF EVIL.

Kim:
TIME MONKEY?

Monkey Fist: FOOL!

YOU MIGHT UNRAVEL
THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME!

Rufus 3000:
KIM POSSIBLE,

CAN YOU STOP
THE SUPREME ONE?

Drakken: I MUST ADMIT
I HAD MY DOUBTS.

MONKEY POWER RULES!

Rufus 3000:
HAVE A COOKIE.

Drakken: SOMETHING
SHOULD BE HAPPENING!

Kim: MAYBE I SHOULD
HANDLE SHEGO.

Monkey Fist:
TRIUMPH!

Rufus 3000: KIM
POSSIBLE NEEDS YOU.

Ron: I NEED
BUENO NACHO! K.P.!

RON, I COULDN'T SAVE
THE WORLD WITHOUT YOU.

FIRST PRACTICE OF
THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR

AND I WAS IN THE ZONE!

BOO-YAH!

K.P., OUR FUTURE
IS--IS--

WHO-OA.
BRAIN FREEZE.

[GROANS]

THE FUTURE?

WHAT WAS THAT, K.P.?

SOMETHING--SOMETHING
ABOUT THE FUTURE.

YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

I WAS SAYING
THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT.

YEAH, RON, YEAH.
IT REALLY IS.

YEP, AND I HATE
MEATCAKES!

HUH?

NO IDEA WHY
I SAID THAT!

♪ NA NA NA NA ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ IS GONNA BE INCREDIBLE ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ IS GONNA BE THE ONE ♪

♪ ALL THE PLANETS ♪

♪ ARE LINING UP FOR ME ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ I'M GONNA HAVE FUN ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ I'LL PAINT
MY MASTERPIECE ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ I'LL BE RECOGNIZED ♪

♪ I CAN FEEL ♪

♪ I'LL FALL IN LOVE
FOR REAL ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ JANUARY,
I'LL LEARN TO FLY ♪

♪ FEBRUARY,
LOVE'S GONNA FIND ME ♪

♪ MARCH, APRIL, MAY ♪

♪ I'LL GET CARRIED AWAY ♪

♪ OH, OH ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ I'M GONNA REACH
THE PINNACLE ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ I'LL GET TO THE TOP ♪

♪ PEOPLE WILL ASK ♪

♪ "WHERE'S
SHE GET THAT ENERGY?" ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ I'M NEVER GONNA STOP ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ JANUARY,
I'LL LEARN TO FLY ♪

♪ FEBRUARY,
LOVE'S GONNA FIND ME ♪

♪ MARCH, APRIL, MAY ♪

♪ I'LL GET CARRIED AWAY ♪

♪ OH, OH ♪

♪ OH, OH ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ IS GONNA BE INCREDIBLE ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ IS GONNA BE THE ONE ♪

♪ ALL THE PLANETS ♪

♪ ARE LINING UP FOR ME ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ I'M GONNA HAVE FUN ♪

♪ I'M GONNA HAVE FUN ♪

♪ JUST WATCH ME ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪

♪ JANUARY ♪

♪ FEBRUARY ♪

♪ THIS YEAR
I'LL BE HAVING FUN ♪

♪ JUST WATCH ME
HAVING FUN ♪

♪ THIS YEAR ♪