Kill the Habit (2010) - full transcript
A comedy about 3 chicks dumping a corpse.
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>HEY, ERIC, IT'S ME.
GALLIA.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
I THINK.
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>ANYWAYS, I WAS JUST
CALLING TO SAY HI.
UM, WELL, NOT REALLY,
I MEAN, NOT ONLY.
I, UH--
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>I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU FOUND MY
FISHER SPINNER CD
AT YOUR PLACE?
I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE
AND SO I WAS JUST
WONDERING, YOU KNOW.
IF YOU FIND IT,
GIVE ME A CALL.
OR EVEN IF YOU DON'T.
UM--
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I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO
CATCH UP OR SOMETHING, UM--
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OKAY, I GOTTA GO.
MY NUMBER IS--
WELL, YOU STILL
HAVE MY NUMBER, RIGHT?
OKAY.
OKAY, BYE.
THAT WAS COOL AS HELL.
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>COMING!
GODDAMN IT!
>COME INSIDE,
YOU STUPID BITCH.
YOU WANT SOMEONE
TO CALL THE COPS?
>>I'M SORRY.
I WAS KNOCKING FOR A WHILE.
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.
>>IT'S CALLED BEING ASLEEP.
WHAT TIME IS IT, ANYWAY.
>ONE.
>>AM?
>PM.
>>RIGHT.
HOW MUCH?
>THE USUAL.
>>YOU STILL OWE ME FROM
THE LAST COUPLE TIMES.
>I KNOW, BUT I JUST GOT
A CALL FROM MY BROTHER
AND I NEED THE MONEY
TO BAIL HIM OUT.
>>REALLY.
>YEAH, HE'LL GO NUTS IN THERE.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE
REST NEXT MONTH.
HEY!
>>SORRY, NO CAN DO.
>WHAT?
>>I NEED THE MONEY NOW.
NO MORE PAYING LATER.
I KNOW JUNKIES.
>I'M NOT A JUNKIE.
IT'S JUST RECREATIONAL.
>>YEAH. RIGHT.
>LYLE, PLEASE GIVE
IT BACK TO ME.
IT'S ALL I'VE GOT.
>>TOO BAD.
>BUT MY BROTHER
NEEDS TO GET OUT.
>>DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK.
>HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO EAT THIS MONTH?
>>YOU COULD ALWAYS
TURN A FEW TRICKS.
>YOU KNOW, FORGET
THE DRUGS THIS TIME.
JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK.
>>IT'S TOO LATE.
I'VE ALREADY CUT IT.
>LYLE, I'M NOT KIDDING.
GIVE IT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW!
>>DON'T YOU FUCKING RAISE
YOUR VOICE TO ME EVER AGAIN!
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NOW I'M GOING TO
GIVE YOU YOUR SHIT,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO QUIETLY
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
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MAYBE IF YOU BLOW ME,
I'LL GIVE YOU A SANDWICH.
I THINK THAT'S A FAIR DEAL.
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> OH SHIT.
OH, SHIT!
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>OH SHIT.
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>SHIT.
OH, SHIT.
SHIT.
>>LYLE?
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LYLE, COME HERE.
I WANT MORE.
DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU ASSHOLE?
I'M NOT KIDDING!
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YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ME
UNLESS YOU GET ME MORE!
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> SHIT.
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>DAMMIT.
HELLO?
>> SOTI, IT'S ME.
I NEED YOU TO COME
TO LYLE'S PLACE
AND GET RID OF THE
GUYS IN THE HALLWAY.
RIGHT NOW.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
JUST DO WHATEVER YOU NEED
TO DO AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T
ATTRACT ATTENTION.
I'LL BE INSIDE.
>>LYLE, IT'S ME.
COME ON, I KNOW
YOU'RE IN THERE.
I CAN SEE YOUR EYE.
> SHIT.
>>COME OUT, COME OUT.
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
>HE'S NOT HERE.
>>WHO ARE YOU?
>I'M JUST A FRIEND.
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HELP YOU.
>>I JUST WANT A LITTLE.
>THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
>>BULLSHIT.
HE'S ALWAYS GOT
SOMETHING HERE.
>NOT--
FINE.
I'LL GET YOU SOME.
JUST STAY HERE.
>>I KNEW YOU WERE
FUCKING WITH ME.
IT SMELLS IN HERE.
DOES HE EVER CLEAN?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>NADINE.
>>ISN'T THAT FRENCH?
MY NAME IS SOPHIE.
IT'S ALSO FRENCH.
>ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S GREEK.
>>NADINE?
REALLY?
COOL.
>I MEANT SOPHIE.
>>NO-NO-NO.
I'M PRETTY SURE
SOPHIE'S FRENCH.
I WAS NAMED AFTER THAT
ACTRESS, SOPHIE MARCEAU.
DO YOU KNOW SOPHIE MARCEAU?
MY MAMMA LOVES HER.
PERFECT!
HERE--
>OH, THAT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN PAY HIM LATER.
>>UH, YOU'RE NEW AT THIS,
AREN'T YOU?
YOU'D BETTER TAKE IT,
OR LYLE WILL BE REAL
MAD AT YOU.
>I THINK HE'S ALREADY
MAD AT ME.
FINE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS 200.
>>WELL--
YEAH.
NORMALLY.
BUT LYLE GIVES ME A DISCOUNT.
SINCE I SATISFY SOME OF
HIS 'NEEDS' AS WELL.
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>IT'S NOT LIKE HIS WIFE MINDS.
>>HIS WIFE?
>YEAH. I CAN NEVER
REMEMBER HER NAME.
IT SOUNDS LIKE SAMOSA--
AMOROSA--
ANYWAY, YEAH, SHE ONLY
AGREED TO MARRY HIM SO SHE
COULD STAY IN THE COUNTRY.
IT'S NOT EVEN LOVE
OR ANYTHING.
>>RIGHT.
>OH, SORRY.
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU
HE WAS MARRIED?
MEN ARE PIGS.
>>IT'S OKAY, I'LL LIVE.
LISTEN, I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU HAVE TO GO.
>SURE. BUT CAN YOU TELL
LYLE I DROPPED BY?
>>I WILL.
>AND OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'M SURE HE HAS REAL
FEELINGS FOR YOU.
>>YEAH, ME TOO.
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>WHERE ARE YOU?!
OH, HI MOM.
YEAH, NO, I'M WAITING
FOR SOTI TO PICK ME UP.
WHEN?
NO, I DIDN'T FORGET, MOM.
NO, FRANK WILL BE THERE TOO.
YES.
YES!
OKAY, MOM, I GOTTA GO.
OKAY, BYE.
OH, COME ON!
> HEY, 1986 CALLED.
HE WANTS HIS JACKET BACK.
>HOW MUCH?
>>WHO ARE YOU?
>NADINE.
DO YOU WANT SOME OR NOT?
>>YEAH.
>WAIT HERE.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO WAIT OUTSIDE?
>>SO ANYONE CAN SEE ME?
I'M NOT THAT STUPID.
>FINE.
WAIT HERE.
>>WHY?
>BECAUSE YOU'RE TALLER THAN
ME, AND THERE ARE WINDOWS
IN THE OTHER ROOMS
WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU.
>>THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I'LL WAIT HERE.
>YOU DO THAT.
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>>WHAT IS THIS?
>THAT'S SUPPOSEDLY A
PIECE OF THE BERLIN WALL.
>>WHOA.
IT MUST BE WORTH A LOT.
>IF IT'S REAL.
>>YOU THINK IT'S FAKE?
>WITH ALL THE PIECES THAT
HAVE BEEN SOLD SINCE IT FELL,
YOU COULD BUILD TWO
OR THREE WALLS.
>>THAT'S GOOD.
SO YOU CAN PUT ALL
THE JEWS INSIDE.
>THAT'LL BE 200.
CAN YOU PUT IT BACK PLEASE?
>>WHY?
>I'M ALLERGIC TO CONCRETE.
>>OH.
OKAY.
SO...
>YEAH?
>>YOU THINK WE COULD
GO OUT SOMETIME?
>I'M SORTA SEEING LYLE.
>>OH.
ISN'T HE MARRIED?
>SORRY, ANOTHER CLIENT.
GOTTA GO.
WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT?
>>HEY, BUDDY,
DON'T TOUCH ME.
>WHO WAS THAT?
>>YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GET RID OF THOSE GUYS.
>HELLO, SUNSHINE.
LOOK, I TRIED,
BUT THEY DIDN'T SEEM TO CARE
THAT THE PLACE WAS ON FIRE.
WHAT'S UP?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NECK?
>>IT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM.
>DID LYLE DO THIS?
WHERE IS HE?
HE'S NOT--
>>YEAH.
>YOU--
>>YEAH.
>DID--
DID HE TRY TO KILL YOU?
>>KIND OF.
MOSTLY HE TOOK MY MONEY.
>AND THAT'S WHY
YOU KILLED HIM?
>>I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
I JUST CONKED
HIM ON THE HEAD.
I NEED THE MONEY
FOR FRANK.
>WHAT HAS HE DONE NOW?
>>HE'S IN JAIL.
HE FELL ASLEEP
DURING A ROBBERY.
THE OTHERS DIDN'T WAKE
HIM WHEN THEY LEFT.
I KNOW.
MY BROTHER'S A GENIUS.
>HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
OH.
>>DON'T TOUCH IT!
>I'M NOT STUPID.
WOW.
HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION.
>>ACTUALLY, I THINK
THAT'S THE PORSCHE.
STAY IN HERE.
>WHAT, WITH HIM?!
>>HE'S NOT GOING
TO BITE YOU.
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE IS LYLE.
>LYLE'S NOT FEELING WELL.
I'M FILLING IN.
>>I WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM.
>YOU CAN'T.
>>WELL, I ONLY DO
BUSINESS WITH LYLE.
>FINE.
>>OKAY, OKAY.
>HOW MUCH?
>> 12.
>HAVING A PARTY?
>>HEY, LYLE NEVER ASKS
ANY QUESTIONS.
>RIGHT.
JUST WAIT HERE.
>>ARE YOU TRYING
TO PULL SOMETHING?
>NO, I JUST WANT
YOU TO WAIT HERE.
>>FINE.
BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY
TO PULL ANYTHING, OKAY?
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I'LL KNOW IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO PULL ANYTHING.
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>SO YOU'VE TURNED
DRUG DEALER NOW?
>>THESE PEOPLE
KEEP SHOWING UP.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
>UM, HAVE YOU TRIED NOT
SELLING THEM DRUGS?
>>THEY'RE REGULARS.
THEY EXPECT HIM TO BE HERE.
I DIDN'T WANT TO
RAISE SUSPICIONS.
>ARE YOU NUTS?
NOW THERE'S SEVERAL PEOPLE
WHO CAN IDENTIFY YOU.
>>CONSIDERING
WHAT THEY CAME FOR,
I DOUBT THEY'RE GOING TO
WANT TO TALK TO THE POLICE.
>LYLE, I NEED TO PEE.
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>> YOU KILLED
HIM IN FRONT OF A WITNESS?!
>I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS HERE.
SHE'S COMPLETELY OUT OF IT.
SHE HAS NO IDEA.
>> JODER PUTA,
COME HELP ME UP,
I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!
>OKAY, LET'S NOT PANIC.
WE NEED TO MOVE HIM.
>>WE CAN'T TOUCH HIM.
>NOW, GALLIA.
>>WHAT ABOUT LIKE,
DNA AND STUFF?
>WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
JUST LET HER STEP
ON HIS CORPSE?
>>SHE PROBABLY
WON'T EVEN NOTICE.
>LYLE, YOU'RE
SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
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YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!
>>WHY DID HE
MARRY THAT WITCH?
>WELL, LYLE ISN'T--
WASN'T EXACTLY
MR. PERSONALITY EITHER.
PLUS SHE LOOKS PRETTY HOT.
>>SHE IS SO NOT HOT.
PLUS SHE'S A TOTAL DRUGGIE.
>HELLO, POT AND
KETTLE ANYONE?
>>EXCUSE ME?
>NEVER MIND.
WE NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE.
>>HOW?
>YOU SHOULD AUDITION FOR,
LIKE, MAMMA MIA ON
ICE OR SOMETHING.
>>IT'S XANADU, YOU DICK.
>> ALRIGHT,
LET ME THINK.
>HAH, THAT'LL BE A FIRST.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT,
GIMME A BREAK.
ERIC JUST BROKE UP WITH ME,
FRANK IS IN JAIL,
MOM IS EXPECTING US HOME
FOR YOUR
IN TWO HOURS,
AND I JUST KILLED A GUY,
SO FORGIVE ME IF I'M
NOT THINKING CLEARLY!
>YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THINKING
CLEARLY FOR MONTHS!
IT'S ALL THAT SHIT
YOU'RE TAKING.
>>I JUST NEED TO
GET OVER ERIC.
>GALIA, IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS.
>>HE STILL TEXTS ME.
I THINK HE WANTS TO
GET BACK TOGETHER.
>PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE
NOT THAT DESPERATE.
>>GO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM.
>I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THERE!
>>THERE'S NOWHERE
ELSE TO HIDE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>YOU GOT NICE HAIR, ASSHOLE.
>>I USED TO WEAR PINK SHIRTS.
WHEN I WAS GAY.
>WHOA.
WHO ARE YOU?
THE NEW MRS?
>>SORT OF.
>DOES THAT MEAN
CARDAMOSA'S FREE NOW?
'CAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE
TO HIT THAT.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>>I THINK SO.
HOW MUCH?
>20.
JUST KIDDING.
THE USUAL.
>>WAIT HERE.
>HEY, IS LYLE REALLY
HUNG LIKE A HORSE?
>>HOW SHOULD--
NOT REALLY.
>I KNEW IT.
HE'S SO FULL OF SHIT.
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HEY, WHAT DRUG
DOES A PORN STAR USE
BEFORE GOING TO WORK?
WANGPHETAMINES!
HOW DOES A DRUG
ADDICT HAVE SEX?
WITH SPEED!
WHAT'S ONE WORD FOR
'CONTROL PEOPLE THROUGH SEX'?
INDONGTRINATION!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A
DEALER WITH A BIG DICK?
A DICKOTOMY!
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE CARDAMOSA IS?
>>NO IDEA.
>SHE MUST HAVE LEFT HIM.
HE'S NUTS ABOUT HER.
>>ONE TIME!
ONE TIME!
JUST ONCE.
>SHE'S WAKING UP.
WE NEED TO LEAVE.
>>THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE.
>YOU LOOK LIKE A SNOW GLOBE.
ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE
YOU GO BACK AND FORTH.
>>WHOA!
>WELL, THEY'VE SEEN US GO IN.
WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO OUT.
>>YEAH, AND WHEN THEY FIND
THE BODY THOSE GUYS
WILL REMBER THAT WE
WERE THE LAST ONES OUT.
>LET'S JUST START THE
FIRE ALARM OR SOMETHING.
>>OH, SURE.
LET'S JUST BRING THE COPS
DIRECTLY TO THE BODY.
>I DON'T SEE YOU GETTING
ANY BRIGHT IDEAS.
WHO'S BEEN STUCK IN HERE
THIS WHOLE TIME?
>>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
GET RID OF THOSE GUYS!
>EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING
QUICK ENOUGH AND COVERING
UP YOUR LITTLE MURDER!
>>IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
RIGHT.
I'LL JUST CONK HIM
ON THE HEAD WITH
A PIECE OF CONCRETE
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>>FINE.
IT WAS STUPID.
YOU'RE 100 % RIGHT, AS USUAL.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
>YEAH.
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THIS IS NOT HELPING.
LET'S JUST GO.
THAT SAMOSA CHICK
IS STILL HERE.
THEY'LL THINK SHE DID IT.
>>LYLE'S WIFE?
SHE WAS PASSED OUT.
>SO WHAT?
PERFECT.
A DRUG DEALER KILLED BY WIFE
IN DRUG INDUCED STUPOR.
>>DO YOU THINK
THEY'LL BUY THAT?
>THE POLICE WON'T CARE.
SHE NEVER EVEN SAW US.
LET'S GO.
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>>WHERE'S THE MONEY?
>SHIT.
THERE GOES THAT.
>>THERE WAS ALMOST
10, 000 THERE.
DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>>IT'S RIGHT HERE.
>YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT PART.
>>I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
SOTI, I SWEAR.
>YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU DIDN'T FORGET
TO HIDE THE MONEY.
>>SHUT UP, AMAROSA!
>IT'S CARDAMOSA.
>>WHATEVER.
>WHAT WERE YOU INTENDING
TO DO WITH THAT?
>>NOTHING.
I DON'T KNOW.
>WELL DON'T MAKE ANY PLANS,
'CAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY.
>>IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY EITHER.
IT'S LYLE'S.
>NO, BITCH, IT'S MY MONEY.
100 FOR EVERY TIME HE FUCKS ME.
AND THAT'S JUST JULY.
YEAH, MANY TIMES A DAY.
HE'S LIKE A RABBIT.
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>>YEAH, BUT DIDN'T YOU GET
A GREEN CARD OUT OF IT?
>NO, I DIDN'T NEED HIM.
HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO
REPORT ME TO IMMIGRATION
IF I DIDN'T MARRY HIM.
>>SO HE PROPOSED BY THREATENING
TO HAVE YOU DEPORTED?
>YEAH, HE'S ROMANTIC.
WHERE'S THE PERRO?
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>> PUTA, YOU KILLED HIM?!
>NOT ON PURPOSE.
>>DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
TIMES I WISHED I HAD
THE COJONES TO DO THAT?
>NO.
>>MANY.
MANY MANY MANY MANY.
>OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
>>WE TAKE THE CASH.
>YOU ALREADY HAVE IT.
>>THE--
OH, NO, NOT THAT.
THAT'S NOTHING.
>TOLD YA.
SHE'S HOT.
SCARY, BUT HOT.
>>IF YOU LIKE THAT STYLE.
>YOU COMING?!
OKAY, CAN YOU BEND
YOUR PRECIOUS BACKS AND
GIVE THE SLAVE A HAND?
OKAY.
OKAY, ENOUGH.
>>YOU'RE KIDDING.
>OKAY, HALF TO YOU TWO
BECAUSE YOU KILLED HIM,
AND HALF TO ME
BECAUSE I HAD TO SLEEP WITH
THE BASTARD FOR SIX MONTHS
AND I DESERVE IT, OKAY?
>>OKAY.
>NO, WE'RE NOT TAKING
ANY OF THIS MONEY.
>WHAT?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE
COULD DO WITH THIS?
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
A LAWYER FOR FRANK.
>>I DON'T CARE.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
IT COMES FROM?
>I KNOW.
I DON'T CARE.
>>WELL, I DO!
GALIA, LET'S JUST LEAVE
EVERYTHING AND GO NOW.
>NO.
FIRST WE HAVE
TO HIDE THE BODY.
>>NO, I'M NOT TOUCHING HIM.
>OH, KILLING HIM IS OKAY
BUT NOT TOUCHING HIM?
>>LISTEN, KEEP ALL THE MONEY
AND WE'LL JUST GO.
>YOU THINK I'M TONTA?
WHAT AM I GOING TO
DO WITH IT IF I'M IN JAIL?
I'M NOT TAKING THE FALL
FOR TWO GRINGAS HERE.
>>YEAH, I'M NOT LEAVING THIS.
>GALIA, STOP IT.
>>WHAT? I DESERVE IT.
HE TRIED TO KILL ME.
>THAT'S A BULLSHIT EXCUSE
AND YOU KNOW IT.
>>I THINK IT'S A
PRETTY GOOD EXCUSE.
>JESUS. DO THEY
EVER TAKE A BREAK?
>>I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT.
YOU TWO FINISH DEALING
WITH THE MONEY.
WHAT?
I KILLED HIM.
I MIGHT AS WELL GET
SOMETHING OUT OF IT.
>>WHO ARE YOU?
>I'M NADINE.
>WHERE IS LYLE?
>>LYLE IS INDISPOSED.
I'M HIS REPLACEMENT.
>>HEY!
LYLE IS GONE.
DO YOU WANT COKE?
>>YES, WE WANT COKE.
>OKAY.
WAIT HERE.
>WE CAN PAY LATER?
>>NO, WE PAY NOW.
>>HALF?
>200 CASH.
YOU WANT THE DRUGS,
YOU PAY ME NOW.
>>HAS SHE DONE THIS BEFORE?
>I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER.
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>FANTASTIC.
I HAVE A PIGGY BANK.
GREAT.
>>NO MORE OF THIS!
>I GOT IT!
YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE NIKITA?
>>THE ONE WHERE THE GOVERNMENT
FORCES A CHICK TO KILL PEOPLE?
>EXACTLY.
WE JUST HIRE A CLEANER
LIKE SHE DID.
>>I DON'T THINK A CLEANING
LADY'S GOING TO HELP.
>NO, NOT A CLEANING LADY.
IN THE MOVIE SHE KILLS
SOMEBODY BY ACCIDENT
AND THEN SHE HIRES
A SPECIALIST TO MAKE
THE BODY DISAPPEAR.
>>OF COURSE.
AND HOW MANY OF THOSE
SPECIALISTS DO YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THEY'LL
BE IN THE YELLOW PAGES.
>YEAH, THAT'S ONE OF THE
DUMBEST THINGS I EVER HEARD.
>>WELL EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?
>YEAH, WE DUMP HIS BODY
IN A CARGA DE BASURA.
YOU HAVE A CAR, RIGHT?
GOOD,
'CAUSE WE CAN'T
CARRY HIM ON THE BUS.
>>UH, WHAT'S A DE CARGA?
>IT'S A PLACE WHERE THEY
DUMP OLD TRASH AND STUFF.
IT'S PERFECT FOR LYLE.
>>HOW DO WE GET HIM IN THE
CAR WITHOUT ANYBODY SEEING,
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
HE'S GOING TO FIT
IN YOUR SUITCASE.
>WE ROLL HIM IN THE CARPET.
>>YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
>HELP ME MOVE THE TABLE.
>OKAY, I GET THE FEET,
YOU GET THE HEAD.
>>I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH HIM.
> TOMA. NOW YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TOUCH HIM.
LET'S GO.
>>JESUS, GALIA, COULD
YOU CUT THE CRAP?
I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK
HERE UNTIL TOMORROW.
>FINE.
YOU TAKE THE HEAD,
I'LL TAKE THIS.
>>YOU THINK HIS HEAD IS MORE
DISGUSTING THAN HIS ASS?
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT.
>WELL AT LEAST THERE'S
NO BLOOD ON IT.
>>OKAY, READY?
ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
>I'M SORRY.
I COULDN'T HOLD HIM.
>>LISTEN, BARBIES,
COULD WE GET
A MOVE ON, HERE?
AT THIS RATE WE'RE GOING TO
BE TOO OLD TO LIFT HIM BY
THE TIME WE GET TO THE DOOR.
>OKAY.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
>>ONE, TWO--
THREE!
> OH, I THINK
I THREW MY BACK OUT.
>>LOOK, WE'RE ALL
HERE BECAUSE OF YOU,
SO COULD YOU
PLEASE STOP WHING?
>I'M NOT WHINING.
I'M JUST SAYING,
I FELT A CRACK.
>>HEY!
LET'S ROLL HIM.
>WAIT-WAIT-WAIT.
SHOULDN'T WE ROLL HIM
THE OTHER WAY?
>>YOU CAN'T ROLL
A CARPET INSIDE-OUT.
IT WOULD LOOK WEIRD.
>I KNOW, BUT HE'LL
PUT BLOOD ON IT.
>>DO YOU INTEND
TO TAKE IT HOME?
>NO.
>>THEN WHO CARES?!
SERIOUSLY, GALIA,
SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT YOU.
>I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE SO HEAVY.
>>I KNOW.
HE'S SO SKINNY.
>YEAH, AND THEY SAY YOU
LOSE WEIGHT WHEN YOU DIE.
IT'S TRUE.
I SAW IT IN A MOVIE.
>>OH, WELL THEN
IT MUST BE TRUE.
>WHY ARE YOU SO PISSY TODAY?
>>UM, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING
ME CARRY A DEAD BODY?
>NO ONE IS MAKING
YOU DO ANYTHING.
>>OH YEAH?
WELL I'LL JUST GO
AND LEAVE YOU TO IT.
> PUTA, YOU'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU SHUT UP, OKAY?
WE'RE GOING TO CARRY THIS
BODY DOWN TO THE CAR,
AND IF YOU DROP IT,
>>WHAT DID SHE SAY?
>I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT SOUNDED SCARY.
>>THANKS, SOTI.
>WHAT KIND OF NAME IS SOTI?
>>WHAT KIND OF NAME
IS AMAROSA?
>CARDAMOSA!
>>SOTI IS SHORT FOR SOTIRIA.
IT MEANS SALVATION IN GREEK.
>YOU'RE GREEK.
>>MY PARENTS ARE.
>WHAT DOES CARDAMOSA MEAN?
>>SPICY.
>IT FITS.
>>I KNOW.
OKAY.
FIRST WE TAKE THE
CARPET DOWN TO THE CAR.
ONE OF YOU STAYS BY
THE CAR AND THE OTHER ONE
COMES BACK UP HERE WITH
ME TO GET THE BAGS, YEAH?
>WHY CAN'T WE ALL COME BACK?
>>NO, AROUND HERE THEY'RE
GOING TO TAKE THE CARPET
RIGHT OUT OF THE TRUNK.
>THERE'S A LOT OF STAIRS.
>>WE'LL STOP AT EACH--
PISO.
AND NO DROPPING HIM.
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT THE SNOW!
>OH, WE'RE NOT TAKING THAT.
>>DO YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH THAT'S WORTH?
>I DON'T CARE.
MY CAR'S A DRUG-FREE CAR.
YOU WANNA USE IT,
THE BLOW STAYS HERE.
>>NO, THAT'S THROWING
MONEY AWAY.
FINE.
LET'S GO.
>HOW ABOUT WE JUST
DO ONE LAST LINE?
>>GALIA?
YOU WANT ME TO
HELP YOU WITH THIS,
YOU DON'T EVER DO COKE AGAIN.
>NEVER?
BUT I JUST-
>>SWEAR IT OR
I'M OUTTA HERE.
>FINE, I SWEAR.
>> YOU
CAN'T TRUST A JUNKIE.
>I'M NOT A JUNKIE.
>>I TRUST GALIA.
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>ONE, TWO, THREE.
>>HEY LADIES,
YOU NEED A HAND?
>NO, THANK YOU, WE'RE OKAY.
>>YES, WE COULD USE SOME
STRONG MEN OVER HERE.
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>NO PROBLEMO.
>OH, WE WOULD NEVER
MAKE IT ON OUR OWN.
>>I'LL GET THE MIDDLE.
>OKAY.
LET'S DO THAT.
THAT'S SOME CARPET.
>>IT'S VERY OLD.
>IT'S PROBABLY THE
WEIGHT OF ALL THAT DUST.
>>SO YOU GOING FAR?
>OH, JUST TO THE CAR.
>>WHICH IS?
>ABOUT TWO BLOCKS AWAY.
BUT I COULD BRING
IT TO THE DOOR.
>>YOU DO THAT,
I'LL GO GET THE BAGS,
AND I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.
>I THINK ONE OF US
SHOULD PROBABLY GET
DOWN THERE TO RECEIVE IT.
>OKAY.
>>OKAY, SO WHY DON'T
MAYBE YOU GO DOWN AND
THEN I'LL FEED IT TO YOU.
>LIFT IT OVER THE RAILING.
>>YEAH, IT WON'T BEND.
>ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
>>YEAH.
>ONE, TWO, THREE.
YOU'RE LOSING IT!
>>SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN!
>SLOW DOWN!
>>ARE YOU OKAY?
>YEAH, THIS CARPET JUST
WEIGHS 300 POUNDS.
>>WHOSE SHOE IS THIS?
>IT'S NOT MINE.
>>IT'S NOT MINE EITHER.
>WHERE THE HELL
DID IT COME FROM?
>>IT'S MINE!
I TOOK LYLE'S
SHOE BY MISTAKE.
NO WONDER IT FELL OFF.
>HERE, LET ME HELP--
>>NO! IT'S NOT HEAVY.
> GEEZ.
>>SHALL WE?
>WE GOT IT, THANKS.
>>WELL THAT'S WHAT I HAVE.
I GOT IT AT A POLICE AUCTION,
SO BLAME THE PREVIOUS OWNER.
>UMM, HMM.
YEAH, IT'S NEVER GOING
TO FIT IN THAT TRUNK.
>>IT WON'T EVEN FIT
IN THE CAR.
>DO YOU STILL HAVE THE STUFF
FROM STEPHAN'S CHRISTMAS
PARTY IN YOUR TRUNK?
GOOD.
>>HEY!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>QUICK THINKING.
>>WHAT?
>THE THING WITH YOUR SHOE.
>>EASY.
>WHOSE SHOE IS THIS?
>>IT'S NOT MINE, DUDE.
>IT'S MINE!
>>SO WHERE IS YOUR
BLOODY DE CARGA?
>UH, NEXT LEFT.
>>NO, LET'S GO PICK
UP FRANK FIRST.
>NOT NOW, GALIA. FIRST
WE MUST GET RID OF HIM.
>>SOTI, YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS.
I HAVE TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE.
>WE'LL GET FRANK OUT JUST
AFTER WE'VE DUMPED LYLE.
>>WE CAN ONLY BAIL THEM OUT
UNTIL THREE AND THEN IT'LL
BE TOO LATE AND HE'LL HAVE
TO STAY THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
>GALIA!
>>SOTI!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>OKAY, FINE.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>WE JUST NEED TO PICK UP
HER BROTHER FIRST.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>> PUTA, YOU GIRLS
GET OFF ON THIS?
>I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>>SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET HER
BROTHER OUT THEN WE'LL GO.
IT'LL BE FINE.
>YOU'RE BOTH LOCAS.
OR YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>I'M WARNING YOU,
IF HE FINDS LYLE,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
>HE'S NOT GONNA FIND LYLE.
>>IT'S NOT A DEATH WISH,
YOU'RE JUST DELUSIONAL.
WHY IS HE COMING
THIS WAY, THEN?
>MAYBE HE JUST
THINKS YOU'RE HOT.
>>OH, I KNEW IT.
YOU PLAY FOR THE OTHER TEAM.
>WHAT?
>>YOU LIKE YOUR FRIEND,
DON'T YOU?
>WHO, GALIA?
OF COURSE I LIKE HER.
SHE'S MY FRIEND.
>>NO, I MEAN YOU
LIKE HER, LIKE HER.
>GOOD AFTERNOON, MA'AM.
>>HELLO, OFFICER.
>DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE?
>>NOT REALLY.
>FIRST OF ALL,
YOU CANNOT PARK HERE.
>>OH, I'M SORRY, WE JUST--
>I'M NOT DONE.
>>SORRY.
>SECOND, THAT CARPET'S
A HAZARD TIED LIKE THAT.
>>IT'S JUST FOR A
COUPLE HUNDRED YARDS.
I'M HAVING IT CLEANED
FOR MY AUNT.
>THAT MAY BE, MA'AM,
BUT IT'S STILL ILLEGAL.
>>NO KIDDING.
I TOLD HER SO.
I HAVE A GREEN CARD.
>I'M VERY SORRY, OFFICER.
I PROMISE I'LL BE VERY CAREFUL.
>>LUCKILY FOR YOU I
HAVE SOME EXTRA ROPE.
STAY HERE.
>OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING NOW,
BEFORE HE COMES BACK.
>>I'M NOT LEAVING GALIA HERE.
>OH, SO YOU CAN SHARE
THE SAME CELL AS HER?
>>HE'S GOING TO BE EXTRA
SUSPICIOUS IF WE JUST VANISH.
>YOU DON'T THINK HE'S GOING
TO BE SUSPICIOUS WHEN
HE GRABS LYLE'S FOOT?
>>IT'S TOO LATE, ANYWAY.
>>CAN YOU STOP MUTTERING?
IT'S VERY UNNERVING.
> POR FAVOR, POR FAVOR,
OOH, I KNEW IT.
>>SHUT UP.
>COULD YOU STEP OUT
OF THE VEHICLE, MA'AM?
>>SURE.
>YOU TOO, MA'AM.
♪ MUSIC ♪
STEP ASIDE, MA'AM.
MA'AM?
>>SOTI!
>TOSS THE ROPE
BACK UNDER TO ME.
GOOD.
ONCE MORE.
THERE YOU GO.
GOOD, GOOD.
I GOT IT.
LET ME GO AHEAD
AND TIE IT NOW.
THERE.
THAT SHOULD HOLD.
BUT ONLY FOR A
SHORT DISTANCE.
>YES, OFFICER.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>>SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU RETARDED?
>DO I LOOK RETARDED?
>>YEAH, YOU KINDA DO A LITTLE.
>YOU STILL NEED TO
MOVE YOUR CAR, THOUGH.
>>OF COURSE.
WE'RE WAITING FOR A FRIEND
TO PICK UP HER BROTHER.
>IS HE AN OFFICER?
>>NO, ACTUALLY HE'S--
>HOWDY, FRANKY.
>>HE KNOWS YOU?
>HE'S THE JERK
WHO ARRESTED ME.
>>CAREFUL, FRANKY.
I COULD ALWAYS BOOK
YOU FOR CONTEMPT.
>NO, SIR, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
>>YES, I DID.
>GET IN THE CAR, FRANKY!
>>NEXT TIME YOU FEEL
LIKE TAKING A NAP, FRANKY,
DO IT IN YOUR OWN HOUSE.
>THE NAME IS FRANK.
>>WHEN YOU STOP GETTING INTO
OTHER PEOPLE'S HOMES, I'LL
CALL YOU WHATEVER YOU LIKE,
FRANKY.
>YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE--
>>I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.
REMEMBER THAT,
SLEEPING BEAUTY.
>REMBER THIS, YOU ASSHOLE.
>>SHUT UP, FRANK.
>NOW, QUIET UNTIL
WE'RE FAR FROM HERE!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>SOTI, WE HAVE TO
GET HOME NOW.
>JESUS, GALIA.
THAT COP ACTUALLY
PATTED LYLE'S--
CARPET.
>>IT'S A COOL CARPET.
IS IT WORTH ANYTHING?
> NO!
STARTS IN 30 MINUTES.
WE HAVE TO GET HOME NOW.
>LISTEN, CHICA, YOU CAN
GO HOME WHEN WE'RE DONE.
>>CAN YOU CUT THE
'PUTA CHICA ' THING?
ATTENDING A BRIS ISN'T EXACTLY
OPTIONAL IN MY FAMILY.
>GALIA, WE GOTTA GET RID OF--
WE GOTTA DO THIS DROP.
IT CANNOT WAIT!
>>YES IT CAN.
HE'S GONE, BUT MY MOM ISN'T
AND SHE'S GONNA KILL US IF
WE'RE NOT BACK IN TIME.
>WHO'S GONE?
>>NO ONE, FRANK.
SOTI, YOU KNOW
HOW MY MOM GETS.
>LISTEN, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>>GALIA.
>FRANK.
>>GALIA.
I KNOW YOUR NICE LITTLE LIFE
HASN'T PREPARED YOU
FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS--
>>HEY-HEY-HEY.
THERE IS NOTHING
NICE ABOUT MY LIFE.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
A NICE LIFE TO YOU?
THE ONLY THING NICE
ABOUT IT IS MY MOM.
SO WE ARE GOING TO THE BRIS.
> HOLA.
I'M NICE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>>KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME.
>LISTEN,
YOU CAN DROP US OFF
AND THEN GO TAKE
CARE OF THE PROBLEM.
YOU DON'T NEED ME.
>>NO. LISTEN, YOU ARE
NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASILY,
ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S
MOSTLY YOUR PROBLEM.
>FINE.
I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY
TO HELP, JUST AFTERWARDS.
IF YOU DON'T GET ME HOME
BY FOUR, I'M NOT DOING
ANYTHING ABOUT--
IT.
>>OKAY, FINE.
STOP THE CAR.
>WHAT?
>>JUST STOP THE
PUTA MADRE CAR!
OKAY. DRIVE.
WHAT?
I WAS TIRED OF WEARING HIS
STINKING SHOE, ALRIGHT?
IT'S PROBABLY BEST TO
DO IT AT NIGHT ANYWAY.
>YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD--
DO--
RIGHT NOW?
>>WHAT DID I SAY?
>CUT IT OUT, FRANK.
SHE'S NOT INTERESTED,
THANK GOD.
WHAT?
YOU'RE MARRIED ALREADY.
>>YOU CHANGED THAT, REMEMBER?
>DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER
HUSBAND OR SOMETHING?
>SOMETHING.
>>WELL, THIS LOOKS
LIKE A NICE LIFE.
>YOU'RE SURE THIS ISN'T
WORTH ANYTHING?
>>DON'T TOUCH IT, FRANK.
LET'S GO.
>HEY, WE CAN'T JUST
LEAVE THE CARPET HERE.
>>I'M NOT BRINGING THAT
TO 'S BRIS.
>THIS DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE A NEIGHBOURHOOD
WHERE THEY STEAL MUCH.
>>SO IT IS WORTH SOMETHING.
>FRANK, IT'S LYLE,
SO STAY AWAY FROM IT.
>>YOU MEAN IT'S LYLE'S.
>RIGHT.
WHATEVER.
SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
>>I WASN'T THINKING ANYTHING.
I WAS JUST SAYING.
>WHAT IF A COP STARTS, YOU
KNOW, CHECKING UP ON IT?
>>WHAT FOR?
ILLEGAL CARPETING?
>NO. MORE LIKE
HAZARDOUS MATERIAL.
>>YOU WANT TO WALK AROUND
WITH IT SOME MORE?
IT TOOK US THREE GUYS
TO GET IT TO THE CAR.
>FRANK COULD HELP.
>>OH, SO NOW YOU WANT ME
TO TOUCH THE CARPET?
>NO, FRANK, WE DON'T.
SOTI, MY MOTHER LOVES CARPETS.
>>OH. RIGHT.
I GUESS IT'S SAFER TO
LEAVE IT HERE THEN.
>GOOD.
NOW LET'S GO.
>>OH, BAGS!
BAGS!
>RIGHT.
>>WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR NECK?
>NOTHING, MOM.
MY SCARF JUST
CAUGHT ON SOMETHING.
>>SOMETHING WITH TWO HANDS?
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
SLEPT IN YOUR CLOTHES?
>WOW, SHE'S GOOD.
>>WHO'S YOUR FRIEND, SOTIRIA?
>OH HI, I'M CARDAMOSA.
IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME.
>>YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS
AFTERWARDS, OKAY?
YOU'RE LATE.
>NO WE'RE NOT.
>>IF YOU'RE NOT EARLY,
YOU'RE LATE.
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♪ MUSIC ♪
>I'M NOT SURE
I CAN WATCH THIS.
>>HOW CAN THEY DO
SUCH BARBARIC THINGS?
>IT'S NOT BARBARIC,
IT'S TRADITION.
ANYWAY, IT'S CLEANER.
>>WELL, I PREFER
MY MEN DIRTY.
>NOBODY ASKED YOU.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WHY IS HE SO MUCH
YOUNGER THAN YOU?
>HE'S FROM MY MOM'S
SECOND MARRIAGE.
MY DAD BAILED WHEN
FRANK WAS TWO.
>>BUT YOU HAVE A GREAT MOM.
>YEAH, WELL I THINK IT STILL
SCREWED US UP ANYWAY.
>>WHATEVER YOU SAY, CHICA.
YOU'RE PRETTY WHACKED,
SO YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
>THANK YOU.
>>SHH!
>UGH, I'M GONNA WAIT OUTSIDE.
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>SO YOU'RE GOING TO TELL HER?
>TELL WHAT TO WHOM?
>>THE ANNOYING CHICK.
THAT YOU LIKE HER.
>I DON'T LIKE HER.
WHY DO YOU CARE, ANYWAY?
>>I DON'T.
I JUST THINK YOU
SHOULD TELL HER.
>WHY?
SHE'S LIKE 99 % STRAIGHT.
>>AND THE 1 %.
>SHE'S JUST NOT
INTERESTED, OKAY?
>>HOW DO YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED.
>WE'RE FRIENDS.
IT WOULD BE WEIRD.
WHAT IF SHE COMPLETELY
FREAKS OUT?
>>WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T?
>LOOK, THIS IS NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
>>IF IT WAS ME,
I'D WANNA KNOW.
>IF YOU WERE ME OR GALIA?
>>BOTH.
WHERE'S THE BATHROOM.
>RIGHT THERE ON THE LEFT.
GALIA, CAN WE TALK?
>>SURE.
>NOT HERE.
♪ MUSIC ♪
GALIA, I KNOW THIS IS GOING
TO SOUND COMPLETELY CRAZY,
BUT I'VE BEEN--
FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW,
I'VE HAD THIS FEELING
AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
WHAT'S THE POINT?
BUT THEN I THOUGHT,
WELL, WHAT IF?
AND I THINK CARDAMOSA'S RIGHT.
I WANNA KNOW, EVEN IF IT'S NO.
>>WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT
YOU'VE BEEN TAKING ADVICE
FROM SAMOSA OF ALL PEOPLE.
>GALIA, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY--
>>WAIT.
IT'S FROM ERIC.
I KNEW HE WAS HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS.
>HE WROTE THAT IN A TEXT?
>>WELL, NOT WORD FOR WORD,
BUT HE HAS TO FIND
HIS KNICKERS CAP.
>OH.
>>OH COME ON. IT'S LIKE THE
LAMEST EXCUSE IN THE BOOK.
>SORRY, I DIDN'T--
IS THAT COKE?
>>YES, NOW GET OUT.
>CAN I HAVE SOME?
>>NO. GET OUT.
>COME ON, JUST A LITTLE.
>>--WITH THREE GIRLS
AT THE SAME TIME!
HE DIDN'T CARE.
>ERIC DID CARE ABOUT ME.
>>FOR WHAT, A WEEK?
HE TREATED YOU LIKE SHIT!
>HEY, YOUR HOT FRIEND IS
DOING BLOW IN THE BATHROOM.
>>SHE'S NOT THAT HOT!
>GODDAMN IT!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>OKAY, WHY ARE THERE
NO LOCKS ON THE DOORS,
AND DOESN'T ANYONE EVER
KNOCK IN THIS HOUSE?
>MOM LIKES DOORS TO
REMAIN OPEN, AND NO.
>>SO YOU'RE DOING BLOW.
>YES.
YOU WANT SOME?
>>I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE IT.
>I KNOW.
I TOOK IT ANYWAY.
>YOU HAD IT ALL ALONG?
EVEN WHILE THAT COP WAS
FIXING THE CARPET?
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>YES.
>JESUS, ARE YOU INSANE?
>>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO
KNOW YOU WERE GOING
TO DRIVE US DIRECTLY
TO A POLICE STATION?
>THE POINT IS YOU WERE
TOTALLY DISHONEST WITH ME!
>>OKAY, NOTHING PERSONAL,
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE
FRIENDS HERE OR ANYTHING.
>SOTI, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
>>AND THERE'S NO USE GETTING
ALL WORKED UP ABOUT IT.
IT'S OVER.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
>DO YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN
IF MY MOTHER FINDS OUT?
SHE'LL TAKE ALL THREE
OF US TO JAIL HERSELF.
>>OKAY FINE.
LET'S DROP OFF LYLE,
YOU TAKE ME TO THE STATION,
AND YOU DON'T SEE ME
OR THE DRUGS EVER AGAIN.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
>RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
>>HEY!
NO!
THAT BELONGED TO ME!
>NOW IT BELONGS TO THE
CITY OF LA'S SEWERS,
RIGHT WHERE IT SHOULD.
>>HEY GUYS?
>NOT NOW, FRANK!
>>OKAY, JUST THOUGHT YOU
GUYS MIGHT WANT TO KNOW
MOM BORROWED SOTI'S CAR.
>FINE. WAIT, WHAT?!
>>COME BACK HERE.
>I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO HEAR IT.
>>WHAT DID YOU SAY
ABOUT MOM?
>SHE BORROWED SOTI'S CAR.
DON'T WORRY.
SHE'LL BRING IT RIGHT BACK.
>>FRANK, WHERE
IS SHE TAKING IT?
>SHE JUST NEED
SOME GROCERIES.
SHE WENT DOWN TO THE MARKET.
>>WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER CAR.
>UH, SOTI'S CAR
WAS BLOCKING IT.
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>>THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
>MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST WALK OVER THERE.
>>SHE'S HARDLY GOING
TO UNROLL THE CARPET
AT THE SUPERMARKET.
IT SHOULD BE FINE.
>SOTI,
IF I GO TO JAIL WILL
YOU COME VISIT ME?
>>YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JAIL.
>BUT WHAT IF I DO?
WILL YOU COME VISIT ME?
>>DON'T WORRY, CHICA,
WE'LL ALL BE IN THE SAME CELL.
>I'M NOT GOING TO LET
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU,
OKAY?
>AH, HERE SHE COMES.
>>WHAT IS EVERYONE
DOING IN THE STREET?
>UH, WE NEED TO TAKE
CARDAMOSA TO THE STATION.
>>OH, WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO?
>TO SEE MY FAMILY.
IN CONNECTICUT.
>>THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL
CARPET, SOOTERIA.
ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL IT?
>NO, MRS. ZEITOUNI.
IT BELONGS TO MY AUNT.
>>OH. WHAT A SHAME.
WELL YOU TELL HER IF SHE
EVER WANTS TO SELL IT,
I'LL TAKE IT.
>SURE, MRS. ZEITOUNI.
>>GOODBYE, GIRL.
I DIDN'T GET YOUR NAME.
>CARDAMOSA.
>>IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T THROW UP
IN MY BATHROOM LIKE SOME
OTHER OF GALIA'S FRIENDS.
>WAS THAT ERIC?
>>HE LIKES TO DRINK
A LITTLE BIT.
>DE CARGA!
NOW!
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE
THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
>YOU WANT TO DECORATE A
CHRISTMAS TREE IN AUGUST?
>>WHAT IF THEY CAN BE
TRACED BACK TO YOU?
>I'LL LEAVE IT IN THE CAR
AND DECLARE IT STOLEN.
>>THEN YOU WON'T HAVE A CAR.
>IT DOESN'T MATTER.
>>SOTI, I AM SO SORRY.
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>>NO, I DIDN'T THINK BEFORE
DRAGGING YOU INTO THIS.
I'M NEVER GOING TO
BE ABLE TO REPAY YOU.
>GALIA, YOU DON'T
OWE ME ANYTHING.
JUST DON'T KILL
ANYONE ELSE, OKAY?
I DON'T THINK I CAN
DO THIS TWICE.
EVEN FOR YOU.
>>OH, SOTI.
>OKAY, CAN WE CONTINUE
THIS MATING RITUAL ONCE
YOU'VE DROPPED ME OFF?
>>WHAT MATING RITUAL?
>JUST IGNORE HER.
>>WHAT MATING RITUAL?
> SANTA MUERTE,
GIVE ME PATIENCE.
WHITE CHICK IN LOVE WITH
ANOTHER WHITE CHICK.
CAN WE GO NOW?
>>WHAT?
>IT'S JUST, I'M NOT--
WE'RE FRIENDS.
I KNOW IT.
I GET IT.
NO PROBLEM.
>>I THOUGHT I WASN'T YOUR TYPE.
>I JUST SAID THAT
SO YOU WOULDN'T BE
UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND ME.
LET'S GO.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>HELLO?
I SAID LATER.
♪ MUSIC ♪
OKAY, LEAVE THE CAR THERE
AND IT'LL BE GONE BY TOMORROW.
>WELL, HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
>>YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE FRIENDS
OR ANYTHING, YEAH?
>RIGHT.
COME ON, SOTI.
BYE, SAMOSA.
>>BYE, KATYA.
>GALIA.
>>BE CAREFUL, OKAY?
> MIRA, FINE,
COME HERE.
>>OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY!
BYE NOW.
>HEY, YOU'RE THE MOST ANNOYING
GRINGA I'VE EVER MET.
>>YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST LOW.
IF I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
LATINAS, I'M THE RACIST.
>WELL HEY, I'M A MINORITY.
I MIGHT AS WELL GET
SOMETHING OUT OF IT.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>HELLO?
ERIC, HI.
I'M GREAT.
HOW ARE YOU?
REALLY?
THAT'S GREAT.
GOOD FOR YOU.
THAT'S SWEET,
BUT ACTUALLY
I'M SEEING SOMEONE.
YOU DO, ACTUALLY.
IT'S SOTI.
NO, NOT MY FRIEND SOTI.
MY GIRLFRIEND SOTI.
BYE, ERIC.
>WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH THE MONEY?
>>WHAT?
♪ MUSIC ♪
THAT BITCH!
>WHAT?
>>"THIS JUST ABOUT PAYS
FOR THE DRUGS THAT
WENT DOWN THE TOILET."
>>YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
>YOU DIDN'T SERIOUSLY INTEND
TO KEEP THAT MONEY.
>>YES I DID.
WHAT ABOUT FRANK'S LAWYER?
>HOW ABOUT YOU LET FRANK
FIGURE IT OUT FOR ONCE?
HE'S 19.
HE'S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
HEY, COME HERE.
IT'LL BE FINE.
>>CAN YOU PROMISE THAT?
>NO, BUT WE CAN WORK ON IT.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>FOUND SOMETHING, BELLA?
GOOD GIRL.
LOOKS LIKE IT COULD
BE WORTH SOMETHING.
WHAT THE--
>>JESUS, SON.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
>WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
>>EAST L.A. DUMP.
>HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?
>>DON'T ASK ME.
>WHERE THE FUCK'S
MY OTHER SHOE?
>>DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE.
COULD YOU GET OFF
MY CARPET NOW?
>THAT'S MY FUCKING CARPET!
>>OH NO IT AIN'T.
I FOUND IT FAIR AND SQUARE.
>LISTEN, YOU STUPID ASS--
>>DON'T YELL.
BELLA HERE DON'T LIKE IT.
>THIS CARPET COST
ME 3,000 DOLLARS.
>>GOOD. GOOD.
I CAN PROBABLY GET A COUPLE
HUNDRED FOR IT EASY THEN,
HUH?
>ALL RIGHT, FINE.
FINE, YOU KEEP IT.
>>VERY KIND OF YOU, SIR.
>HOW THE FUCK DO I GET HOME?
>>DOWNTOWN'S THAT WAY.
YOU CAN BE THERE IN THREE
HOURS IF YOU WALK FAST.
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♪ MUSIC ♪
>HEY!
>>THAT'S--
WHAT THE FUCK'S MY LINE?
SORRY?
♪ MUSIC ♪
>WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE IS LYLE?
>> SORRY.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>HELLO, POT AND
KETTLE ANYONE?
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
>DIDN'T YOU GET A GREEN
CARD OUT OF IT?
>>I DIDN'T NEED HIM.
HE SAID TO IMMIGRATION
HE WAS GOING TO--
WHAT?
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
>THAT'S A BLOOPER!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WE CAN PAY LATER?
>NO, YOU PAY NOW.
SORRY, SORRY.
>200 CASH.
>OH MY GOD.
REALLY?
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE
CHANGE IN YOUR BREASTS?
I HAVE SOME DOWN MY BOOBS!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>AND HOW MANY OF THOSE
SPECIALISTS DO YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK
THEY'LL BE IN THE CL--
CLEANING LADY.
>ANY REQUESTS?
>>YEAH, I'D LIKE A FLIP.
>OH, OKAY.
TA-DAA!
>>YOU THINK HIS HEAD IS MORE
DISGUSTING THAN HIS ASS?
YOU CLEARLY
HAVE NOT SEEN IT.
>WELL AT LEAST THERE'S NO-
STOP IT.
>>OW.
>SORRY.
>>MY BOOB.
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
> SANTA MUERTE,
GIVE ME PATIENCE.
FUCK.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WHERE THE FUCK AM I?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHOE?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>JESUS, YOU STUPID BITCH.
JESUS, YOU STUPID
HITLER IMPERSONATOR.
♪ MUSIC ♪
---
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
>HEY, ERIC, IT'S ME.
GALLIA.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
I THINK.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>ANYWAYS, I WAS JUST
CALLING TO SAY HI.
UM, WELL, NOT REALLY,
I MEAN, NOT ONLY.
I, UH--
♪ MUSIC ♪
>I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU FOUND MY
FISHER SPINNER CD
AT YOUR PLACE?
I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE
AND SO I WAS JUST
WONDERING, YOU KNOW.
IF YOU FIND IT,
GIVE ME A CALL.
OR EVEN IF YOU DON'T.
UM--
♪ MUSIC ♪
I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO
CATCH UP OR SOMETHING, UM--
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
OKAY, I GOTTA GO.
MY NUMBER IS--
WELL, YOU STILL
HAVE MY NUMBER, RIGHT?
OKAY.
OKAY, BYE.
THAT WAS COOL AS HELL.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>COMING!
GODDAMN IT!
>COME INSIDE,
YOU STUPID BITCH.
YOU WANT SOMEONE
TO CALL THE COPS?
>>I'M SORRY.
I WAS KNOCKING FOR A WHILE.
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.
>>IT'S CALLED BEING ASLEEP.
WHAT TIME IS IT, ANYWAY.
>ONE.
>>AM?
>PM.
>>RIGHT.
HOW MUCH?
>THE USUAL.
>>YOU STILL OWE ME FROM
THE LAST COUPLE TIMES.
>I KNOW, BUT I JUST GOT
A CALL FROM MY BROTHER
AND I NEED THE MONEY
TO BAIL HIM OUT.
>>REALLY.
>YEAH, HE'LL GO NUTS IN THERE.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE
REST NEXT MONTH.
HEY!
>>SORRY, NO CAN DO.
>WHAT?
>>I NEED THE MONEY NOW.
NO MORE PAYING LATER.
I KNOW JUNKIES.
>I'M NOT A JUNKIE.
IT'S JUST RECREATIONAL.
>>YEAH. RIGHT.
>LYLE, PLEASE GIVE
IT BACK TO ME.
IT'S ALL I'VE GOT.
>>TOO BAD.
>BUT MY BROTHER
NEEDS TO GET OUT.
>>DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK.
>HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO EAT THIS MONTH?
>>YOU COULD ALWAYS
TURN A FEW TRICKS.
>YOU KNOW, FORGET
THE DRUGS THIS TIME.
JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK.
>>IT'S TOO LATE.
I'VE ALREADY CUT IT.
>LYLE, I'M NOT KIDDING.
GIVE IT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW!
>>DON'T YOU FUCKING RAISE
YOUR VOICE TO ME EVER AGAIN!
♪ MUSIC ♪
NOW I'M GOING TO
GIVE YOU YOUR SHIT,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO QUIETLY
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
♪ MUSIC ♪
MAYBE IF YOU BLOW ME,
I'LL GIVE YOU A SANDWICH.
I THINK THAT'S A FAIR DEAL.
♪ MUSIC ♪
> OH SHIT.
OH, SHIT!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>OH SHIT.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>SHIT.
OH, SHIT.
SHIT.
>>LYLE?
♪ MUSIC ♪
LYLE, COME HERE.
I WANT MORE.
DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU ASSHOLE?
I'M NOT KIDDING!
♪ MUSIC ♪
YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ME
UNLESS YOU GET ME MORE!
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
> SHIT.
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
>DAMMIT.
HELLO?
>> SOTI, IT'S ME.
I NEED YOU TO COME
TO LYLE'S PLACE
AND GET RID OF THE
GUYS IN THE HALLWAY.
RIGHT NOW.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
JUST DO WHATEVER YOU NEED
TO DO AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T
ATTRACT ATTENTION.
I'LL BE INSIDE.
>>LYLE, IT'S ME.
COME ON, I KNOW
YOU'RE IN THERE.
I CAN SEE YOUR EYE.
> SHIT.
>>COME OUT, COME OUT.
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
>HE'S NOT HERE.
>>WHO ARE YOU?
>I'M JUST A FRIEND.
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HELP YOU.
>>I JUST WANT A LITTLE.
>THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
>>BULLSHIT.
HE'S ALWAYS GOT
SOMETHING HERE.
>NOT--
FINE.
I'LL GET YOU SOME.
JUST STAY HERE.
>>I KNEW YOU WERE
FUCKING WITH ME.
IT SMELLS IN HERE.
DOES HE EVER CLEAN?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>NADINE.
>>ISN'T THAT FRENCH?
MY NAME IS SOPHIE.
IT'S ALSO FRENCH.
>ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S GREEK.
>>NADINE?
REALLY?
COOL.
>I MEANT SOPHIE.
>>NO-NO-NO.
I'M PRETTY SURE
SOPHIE'S FRENCH.
I WAS NAMED AFTER THAT
ACTRESS, SOPHIE MARCEAU.
DO YOU KNOW SOPHIE MARCEAU?
MY MAMMA LOVES HER.
PERFECT!
HERE--
>OH, THAT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN PAY HIM LATER.
>>UH, YOU'RE NEW AT THIS,
AREN'T YOU?
YOU'D BETTER TAKE IT,
OR LYLE WILL BE REAL
MAD AT YOU.
>I THINK HE'S ALREADY
MAD AT ME.
FINE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS 200.
>>WELL--
YEAH.
NORMALLY.
BUT LYLE GIVES ME A DISCOUNT.
SINCE I SATISFY SOME OF
HIS 'NEEDS' AS WELL.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>IT'S NOT LIKE HIS WIFE MINDS.
>>HIS WIFE?
>YEAH. I CAN NEVER
REMEMBER HER NAME.
IT SOUNDS LIKE SAMOSA--
AMOROSA--
ANYWAY, YEAH, SHE ONLY
AGREED TO MARRY HIM SO SHE
COULD STAY IN THE COUNTRY.
IT'S NOT EVEN LOVE
OR ANYTHING.
>>RIGHT.
>OH, SORRY.
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU
HE WAS MARRIED?
MEN ARE PIGS.
>>IT'S OKAY, I'LL LIVE.
LISTEN, I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU HAVE TO GO.
>SURE. BUT CAN YOU TELL
LYLE I DROPPED BY?
>>I WILL.
>AND OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'M SURE HE HAS REAL
FEELINGS FOR YOU.
>>YEAH, ME TOO.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>WHERE ARE YOU?!
OH, HI MOM.
YEAH, NO, I'M WAITING
FOR SOTI TO PICK ME UP.
WHEN?
NO, I DIDN'T FORGET, MOM.
NO, FRANK WILL BE THERE TOO.
YES.
YES!
OKAY, MOM, I GOTTA GO.
OKAY, BYE.
OH, COME ON!
> HEY, 1986 CALLED.
HE WANTS HIS JACKET BACK.
>HOW MUCH?
>>WHO ARE YOU?
>NADINE.
DO YOU WANT SOME OR NOT?
>>YEAH.
>WAIT HERE.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO WAIT OUTSIDE?
>>SO ANYONE CAN SEE ME?
I'M NOT THAT STUPID.
>FINE.
WAIT HERE.
>>WHY?
>BECAUSE YOU'RE TALLER THAN
ME, AND THERE ARE WINDOWS
IN THE OTHER ROOMS
WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU.
>>THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I'LL WAIT HERE.
>YOU DO THAT.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WHAT IS THIS?
>THAT'S SUPPOSEDLY A
PIECE OF THE BERLIN WALL.
>>WHOA.
IT MUST BE WORTH A LOT.
>IF IT'S REAL.
>>YOU THINK IT'S FAKE?
>WITH ALL THE PIECES THAT
HAVE BEEN SOLD SINCE IT FELL,
YOU COULD BUILD TWO
OR THREE WALLS.
>>THAT'S GOOD.
SO YOU CAN PUT ALL
THE JEWS INSIDE.
>THAT'LL BE 200.
CAN YOU PUT IT BACK PLEASE?
>>WHY?
>I'M ALLERGIC TO CONCRETE.
>>OH.
OKAY.
SO...
>YEAH?
>>YOU THINK WE COULD
GO OUT SOMETIME?
>I'M SORTA SEEING LYLE.
>>OH.
ISN'T HE MARRIED?
>SORRY, ANOTHER CLIENT.
GOTTA GO.
WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT?
>>HEY, BUDDY,
DON'T TOUCH ME.
>WHO WAS THAT?
>>YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GET RID OF THOSE GUYS.
>HELLO, SUNSHINE.
LOOK, I TRIED,
BUT THEY DIDN'T SEEM TO CARE
THAT THE PLACE WAS ON FIRE.
WHAT'S UP?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NECK?
>>IT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM.
>DID LYLE DO THIS?
WHERE IS HE?
HE'S NOT--
>>YEAH.
>YOU--
>>YEAH.
>DID--
DID HE TRY TO KILL YOU?
>>KIND OF.
MOSTLY HE TOOK MY MONEY.
>AND THAT'S WHY
YOU KILLED HIM?
>>I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
I JUST CONKED
HIM ON THE HEAD.
I NEED THE MONEY
FOR FRANK.
>WHAT HAS HE DONE NOW?
>>HE'S IN JAIL.
HE FELL ASLEEP
DURING A ROBBERY.
THE OTHERS DIDN'T WAKE
HIM WHEN THEY LEFT.
I KNOW.
MY BROTHER'S A GENIUS.
>HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
OH.
>>DON'T TOUCH IT!
>I'M NOT STUPID.
WOW.
HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION.
>>ACTUALLY, I THINK
THAT'S THE PORSCHE.
STAY IN HERE.
>WHAT, WITH HIM?!
>>HE'S NOT GOING
TO BITE YOU.
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE IS LYLE.
>LYLE'S NOT FEELING WELL.
I'M FILLING IN.
>>I WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM.
>YOU CAN'T.
>>WELL, I ONLY DO
BUSINESS WITH LYLE.
>FINE.
>>OKAY, OKAY.
>HOW MUCH?
>> 12.
>HAVING A PARTY?
>>HEY, LYLE NEVER ASKS
ANY QUESTIONS.
>RIGHT.
JUST WAIT HERE.
>>ARE YOU TRYING
TO PULL SOMETHING?
>NO, I JUST WANT
YOU TO WAIT HERE.
>>FINE.
BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY
TO PULL ANYTHING, OKAY?
♪ MUSIC ♪
I'LL KNOW IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO PULL ANYTHING.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>SO YOU'VE TURNED
DRUG DEALER NOW?
>>THESE PEOPLE
KEEP SHOWING UP.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
>UM, HAVE YOU TRIED NOT
SELLING THEM DRUGS?
>>THEY'RE REGULARS.
THEY EXPECT HIM TO BE HERE.
I DIDN'T WANT TO
RAISE SUSPICIONS.
>ARE YOU NUTS?
NOW THERE'S SEVERAL PEOPLE
WHO CAN IDENTIFY YOU.
>>CONSIDERING
WHAT THEY CAME FOR,
I DOUBT THEY'RE GOING TO
WANT TO TALK TO THE POLICE.
>LYLE, I NEED TO PEE.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>> YOU KILLED
HIM IN FRONT OF A WITNESS?!
>I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS HERE.
SHE'S COMPLETELY OUT OF IT.
SHE HAS NO IDEA.
>> JODER PUTA,
COME HELP ME UP,
I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!
>OKAY, LET'S NOT PANIC.
WE NEED TO MOVE HIM.
>>WE CAN'T TOUCH HIM.
>NOW, GALLIA.
>>WHAT ABOUT LIKE,
DNA AND STUFF?
>WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
JUST LET HER STEP
ON HIS CORPSE?
>>SHE PROBABLY
WON'T EVEN NOTICE.
>LYLE, YOU'RE
SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
♪ MUSIC ♪
YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!
>>WHY DID HE
MARRY THAT WITCH?
>WELL, LYLE ISN'T--
WASN'T EXACTLY
MR. PERSONALITY EITHER.
PLUS SHE LOOKS PRETTY HOT.
>>SHE IS SO NOT HOT.
PLUS SHE'S A TOTAL DRUGGIE.
>HELLO, POT AND
KETTLE ANYONE?
>>EXCUSE ME?
>NEVER MIND.
WE NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE.
>>HOW?
>YOU SHOULD AUDITION FOR,
LIKE, MAMMA MIA ON
ICE OR SOMETHING.
>>IT'S XANADU, YOU DICK.
>> ALRIGHT,
LET ME THINK.
>HAH, THAT'LL BE A FIRST.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT,
GIMME A BREAK.
ERIC JUST BROKE UP WITH ME,
FRANK IS IN JAIL,
MOM IS EXPECTING US HOME
FOR YOUR
IN TWO HOURS,
AND I JUST KILLED A GUY,
SO FORGIVE ME IF I'M
NOT THINKING CLEARLY!
>YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THINKING
CLEARLY FOR MONTHS!
IT'S ALL THAT SHIT
YOU'RE TAKING.
>>I JUST NEED TO
GET OVER ERIC.
>GALIA, IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS.
>>HE STILL TEXTS ME.
I THINK HE WANTS TO
GET BACK TOGETHER.
>PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE
NOT THAT DESPERATE.
>>GO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM.
>I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THERE!
>>THERE'S NOWHERE
ELSE TO HIDE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>YOU GOT NICE HAIR, ASSHOLE.
>>I USED TO WEAR PINK SHIRTS.
WHEN I WAS GAY.
>WHOA.
WHO ARE YOU?
THE NEW MRS?
>>SORT OF.
>DOES THAT MEAN
CARDAMOSA'S FREE NOW?
'CAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE
TO HIT THAT.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>>I THINK SO.
HOW MUCH?
>20.
JUST KIDDING.
THE USUAL.
>>WAIT HERE.
>HEY, IS LYLE REALLY
HUNG LIKE A HORSE?
>>HOW SHOULD--
NOT REALLY.
>I KNEW IT.
HE'S SO FULL OF SHIT.
♪ MUSIC ♪
HEY, WHAT DRUG
DOES A PORN STAR USE
BEFORE GOING TO WORK?
WANGPHETAMINES!
HOW DOES A DRUG
ADDICT HAVE SEX?
WITH SPEED!
WHAT'S ONE WORD FOR
'CONTROL PEOPLE THROUGH SEX'?
INDONGTRINATION!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A
DEALER WITH A BIG DICK?
A DICKOTOMY!
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE CARDAMOSA IS?
>>NO IDEA.
>SHE MUST HAVE LEFT HIM.
HE'S NUTS ABOUT HER.
>>ONE TIME!
ONE TIME!
JUST ONCE.
>SHE'S WAKING UP.
WE NEED TO LEAVE.
>>THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE.
>YOU LOOK LIKE A SNOW GLOBE.
ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE
YOU GO BACK AND FORTH.
>>WHOA!
>WELL, THEY'VE SEEN US GO IN.
WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO OUT.
>>YEAH, AND WHEN THEY FIND
THE BODY THOSE GUYS
WILL REMBER THAT WE
WERE THE LAST ONES OUT.
>LET'S JUST START THE
FIRE ALARM OR SOMETHING.
>>OH, SURE.
LET'S JUST BRING THE COPS
DIRECTLY TO THE BODY.
>I DON'T SEE YOU GETTING
ANY BRIGHT IDEAS.
WHO'S BEEN STUCK IN HERE
THIS WHOLE TIME?
>>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
GET RID OF THOSE GUYS!
>EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING
QUICK ENOUGH AND COVERING
UP YOUR LITTLE MURDER!
>>IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
RIGHT.
I'LL JUST CONK HIM
ON THE HEAD WITH
A PIECE OF CONCRETE
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>>FINE.
IT WAS STUPID.
YOU'RE 100 % RIGHT, AS USUAL.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
>YEAH.
♪ MUSIC ♪
THIS IS NOT HELPING.
LET'S JUST GO.
THAT SAMOSA CHICK
IS STILL HERE.
THEY'LL THINK SHE DID IT.
>>LYLE'S WIFE?
SHE WAS PASSED OUT.
>SO WHAT?
PERFECT.
A DRUG DEALER KILLED BY WIFE
IN DRUG INDUCED STUPOR.
>>DO YOU THINK
THEY'LL BUY THAT?
>THE POLICE WON'T CARE.
SHE NEVER EVEN SAW US.
LET'S GO.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WHERE'S THE MONEY?
>SHIT.
THERE GOES THAT.
>>THERE WAS ALMOST
10, 000 THERE.
DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>>IT'S RIGHT HERE.
>YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT PART.
>>I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
SOTI, I SWEAR.
>YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU DIDN'T FORGET
TO HIDE THE MONEY.
>>SHUT UP, AMAROSA!
>IT'S CARDAMOSA.
>>WHATEVER.
>WHAT WERE YOU INTENDING
TO DO WITH THAT?
>>NOTHING.
I DON'T KNOW.
>WELL DON'T MAKE ANY PLANS,
'CAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY.
>>IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY EITHER.
IT'S LYLE'S.
>NO, BITCH, IT'S MY MONEY.
100 FOR EVERY TIME HE FUCKS ME.
AND THAT'S JUST JULY.
YEAH, MANY TIMES A DAY.
HE'S LIKE A RABBIT.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>YEAH, BUT DIDN'T YOU GET
A GREEN CARD OUT OF IT?
>NO, I DIDN'T NEED HIM.
HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO
REPORT ME TO IMMIGRATION
IF I DIDN'T MARRY HIM.
>>SO HE PROPOSED BY THREATENING
TO HAVE YOU DEPORTED?
>YEAH, HE'S ROMANTIC.
WHERE'S THE PERRO?
♪ MUSIC ♪
>> PUTA, YOU KILLED HIM?!
>NOT ON PURPOSE.
>>DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
TIMES I WISHED I HAD
THE COJONES TO DO THAT?
>NO.
>>MANY.
MANY MANY MANY MANY.
>OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
>>WE TAKE THE CASH.
>YOU ALREADY HAVE IT.
>>THE--
OH, NO, NOT THAT.
THAT'S NOTHING.
>TOLD YA.
SHE'S HOT.
SCARY, BUT HOT.
>>IF YOU LIKE THAT STYLE.
>YOU COMING?!
OKAY, CAN YOU BEND
YOUR PRECIOUS BACKS AND
GIVE THE SLAVE A HAND?
OKAY.
OKAY, ENOUGH.
>>YOU'RE KIDDING.
>OKAY, HALF TO YOU TWO
BECAUSE YOU KILLED HIM,
AND HALF TO ME
BECAUSE I HAD TO SLEEP WITH
THE BASTARD FOR SIX MONTHS
AND I DESERVE IT, OKAY?
>>OKAY.
>NO, WE'RE NOT TAKING
ANY OF THIS MONEY.
>WHAT?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE
COULD DO WITH THIS?
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
A LAWYER FOR FRANK.
>>I DON'T CARE.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
IT COMES FROM?
>I KNOW.
I DON'T CARE.
>>WELL, I DO!
GALIA, LET'S JUST LEAVE
EVERYTHING AND GO NOW.
>NO.
FIRST WE HAVE
TO HIDE THE BODY.
>>NO, I'M NOT TOUCHING HIM.
>OH, KILLING HIM IS OKAY
BUT NOT TOUCHING HIM?
>>LISTEN, KEEP ALL THE MONEY
AND WE'LL JUST GO.
>YOU THINK I'M TONTA?
WHAT AM I GOING TO
DO WITH IT IF I'M IN JAIL?
I'M NOT TAKING THE FALL
FOR TWO GRINGAS HERE.
>>YEAH, I'M NOT LEAVING THIS.
>GALIA, STOP IT.
>>WHAT? I DESERVE IT.
HE TRIED TO KILL ME.
>THAT'S A BULLSHIT EXCUSE
AND YOU KNOW IT.
>>I THINK IT'S A
PRETTY GOOD EXCUSE.
>JESUS. DO THEY
EVER TAKE A BREAK?
>>I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT.
YOU TWO FINISH DEALING
WITH THE MONEY.
WHAT?
I KILLED HIM.
I MIGHT AS WELL GET
SOMETHING OUT OF IT.
>>WHO ARE YOU?
>I'M NADINE.
>WHERE IS LYLE?
>>LYLE IS INDISPOSED.
I'M HIS REPLACEMENT.
>>HEY!
LYLE IS GONE.
DO YOU WANT COKE?
>>YES, WE WANT COKE.
>OKAY.
WAIT HERE.
>WE CAN PAY LATER?
>>NO, WE PAY NOW.
>>HALF?
>200 CASH.
YOU WANT THE DRUGS,
YOU PAY ME NOW.
>>HAS SHE DONE THIS BEFORE?
>I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER.
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
>FANTASTIC.
I HAVE A PIGGY BANK.
GREAT.
>>NO MORE OF THIS!
>I GOT IT!
YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE NIKITA?
>>THE ONE WHERE THE GOVERNMENT
FORCES A CHICK TO KILL PEOPLE?
>EXACTLY.
WE JUST HIRE A CLEANER
LIKE SHE DID.
>>I DON'T THINK A CLEANING
LADY'S GOING TO HELP.
>NO, NOT A CLEANING LADY.
IN THE MOVIE SHE KILLS
SOMEBODY BY ACCIDENT
AND THEN SHE HIRES
A SPECIALIST TO MAKE
THE BODY DISAPPEAR.
>>OF COURSE.
AND HOW MANY OF THOSE
SPECIALISTS DO YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THEY'LL
BE IN THE YELLOW PAGES.
>YEAH, THAT'S ONE OF THE
DUMBEST THINGS I EVER HEARD.
>>WELL EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?
>YEAH, WE DUMP HIS BODY
IN A CARGA DE BASURA.
YOU HAVE A CAR, RIGHT?
GOOD,
'CAUSE WE CAN'T
CARRY HIM ON THE BUS.
>>UH, WHAT'S A DE CARGA?
>IT'S A PLACE WHERE THEY
DUMP OLD TRASH AND STUFF.
IT'S PERFECT FOR LYLE.
>>HOW DO WE GET HIM IN THE
CAR WITHOUT ANYBODY SEEING,
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
HE'S GOING TO FIT
IN YOUR SUITCASE.
>WE ROLL HIM IN THE CARPET.
>>YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
>HELP ME MOVE THE TABLE.
>OKAY, I GET THE FEET,
YOU GET THE HEAD.
>>I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH HIM.
> TOMA. NOW YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TOUCH HIM.
LET'S GO.
>>JESUS, GALIA, COULD
YOU CUT THE CRAP?
I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK
HERE UNTIL TOMORROW.
>FINE.
YOU TAKE THE HEAD,
I'LL TAKE THIS.
>>YOU THINK HIS HEAD IS MORE
DISGUSTING THAN HIS ASS?
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT.
>WELL AT LEAST THERE'S
NO BLOOD ON IT.
>>OKAY, READY?
ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
>I'M SORRY.
I COULDN'T HOLD HIM.
>>LISTEN, BARBIES,
COULD WE GET
A MOVE ON, HERE?
AT THIS RATE WE'RE GOING TO
BE TOO OLD TO LIFT HIM BY
THE TIME WE GET TO THE DOOR.
>OKAY.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
>>ONE, TWO--
THREE!
> OH, I THINK
I THREW MY BACK OUT.
>>LOOK, WE'RE ALL
HERE BECAUSE OF YOU,
SO COULD YOU
PLEASE STOP WHING?
>I'M NOT WHINING.
I'M JUST SAYING,
I FELT A CRACK.
>>HEY!
LET'S ROLL HIM.
>WAIT-WAIT-WAIT.
SHOULDN'T WE ROLL HIM
THE OTHER WAY?
>>YOU CAN'T ROLL
A CARPET INSIDE-OUT.
IT WOULD LOOK WEIRD.
>I KNOW, BUT HE'LL
PUT BLOOD ON IT.
>>DO YOU INTEND
TO TAKE IT HOME?
>NO.
>>THEN WHO CARES?!
SERIOUSLY, GALIA,
SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT YOU.
>I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE SO HEAVY.
>>I KNOW.
HE'S SO SKINNY.
>YEAH, AND THEY SAY YOU
LOSE WEIGHT WHEN YOU DIE.
IT'S TRUE.
I SAW IT IN A MOVIE.
>>OH, WELL THEN
IT MUST BE TRUE.
>WHY ARE YOU SO PISSY TODAY?
>>UM, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING
ME CARRY A DEAD BODY?
>NO ONE IS MAKING
YOU DO ANYTHING.
>>OH YEAH?
WELL I'LL JUST GO
AND LEAVE YOU TO IT.
> PUTA, YOU'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU SHUT UP, OKAY?
WE'RE GOING TO CARRY THIS
BODY DOWN TO THE CAR,
AND IF YOU DROP IT,
>>WHAT DID SHE SAY?
>I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT SOUNDED SCARY.
>>THANKS, SOTI.
>WHAT KIND OF NAME IS SOTI?
>>WHAT KIND OF NAME
IS AMAROSA?
>CARDAMOSA!
>>SOTI IS SHORT FOR SOTIRIA.
IT MEANS SALVATION IN GREEK.
>YOU'RE GREEK.
>>MY PARENTS ARE.
>WHAT DOES CARDAMOSA MEAN?
>>SPICY.
>IT FITS.
>>I KNOW.
OKAY.
FIRST WE TAKE THE
CARPET DOWN TO THE CAR.
ONE OF YOU STAYS BY
THE CAR AND THE OTHER ONE
COMES BACK UP HERE WITH
ME TO GET THE BAGS, YEAH?
>WHY CAN'T WE ALL COME BACK?
>>NO, AROUND HERE THEY'RE
GOING TO TAKE THE CARPET
RIGHT OUT OF THE TRUNK.
>THERE'S A LOT OF STAIRS.
>>WE'LL STOP AT EACH--
PISO.
AND NO DROPPING HIM.
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT THE SNOW!
>OH, WE'RE NOT TAKING THAT.
>>DO YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH THAT'S WORTH?
>I DON'T CARE.
MY CAR'S A DRUG-FREE CAR.
YOU WANNA USE IT,
THE BLOW STAYS HERE.
>>NO, THAT'S THROWING
MONEY AWAY.
FINE.
LET'S GO.
>HOW ABOUT WE JUST
DO ONE LAST LINE?
>>GALIA?
YOU WANT ME TO
HELP YOU WITH THIS,
YOU DON'T EVER DO COKE AGAIN.
>NEVER?
BUT I JUST-
>>SWEAR IT OR
I'M OUTTA HERE.
>FINE, I SWEAR.
>> YOU
CAN'T TRUST A JUNKIE.
>I'M NOT A JUNKIE.
>>I TRUST GALIA.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>ONE, TWO, THREE.
>>HEY LADIES,
YOU NEED A HAND?
>NO, THANK YOU, WE'RE OKAY.
>>YES, WE COULD USE SOME
STRONG MEN OVER HERE.
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>NO PROBLEMO.
>OH, WE WOULD NEVER
MAKE IT ON OUR OWN.
>>I'LL GET THE MIDDLE.
>OKAY.
LET'S DO THAT.
THAT'S SOME CARPET.
>>IT'S VERY OLD.
>IT'S PROBABLY THE
WEIGHT OF ALL THAT DUST.
>>SO YOU GOING FAR?
>OH, JUST TO THE CAR.
>>WHICH IS?
>ABOUT TWO BLOCKS AWAY.
BUT I COULD BRING
IT TO THE DOOR.
>>YOU DO THAT,
I'LL GO GET THE BAGS,
AND I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.
>I THINK ONE OF US
SHOULD PROBABLY GET
DOWN THERE TO RECEIVE IT.
>OKAY.
>>OKAY, SO WHY DON'T
MAYBE YOU GO DOWN AND
THEN I'LL FEED IT TO YOU.
>LIFT IT OVER THE RAILING.
>>YEAH, IT WON'T BEND.
>ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
>>YEAH.
>ONE, TWO, THREE.
YOU'RE LOSING IT!
>>SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN!
>SLOW DOWN!
>>ARE YOU OKAY?
>YEAH, THIS CARPET JUST
WEIGHS 300 POUNDS.
>>WHOSE SHOE IS THIS?
>IT'S NOT MINE.
>>IT'S NOT MINE EITHER.
>WHERE THE HELL
DID IT COME FROM?
>>IT'S MINE!
I TOOK LYLE'S
SHOE BY MISTAKE.
NO WONDER IT FELL OFF.
>HERE, LET ME HELP--
>>NO! IT'S NOT HEAVY.
> GEEZ.
>>SHALL WE?
>WE GOT IT, THANKS.
>>WELL THAT'S WHAT I HAVE.
I GOT IT AT A POLICE AUCTION,
SO BLAME THE PREVIOUS OWNER.
>UMM, HMM.
YEAH, IT'S NEVER GOING
TO FIT IN THAT TRUNK.
>>IT WON'T EVEN FIT
IN THE CAR.
>DO YOU STILL HAVE THE STUFF
FROM STEPHAN'S CHRISTMAS
PARTY IN YOUR TRUNK?
GOOD.
>>HEY!
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>QUICK THINKING.
>>WHAT?
>THE THING WITH YOUR SHOE.
>>EASY.
>WHOSE SHOE IS THIS?
>>IT'S NOT MINE, DUDE.
>IT'S MINE!
>>SO WHERE IS YOUR
BLOODY DE CARGA?
>UH, NEXT LEFT.
>>NO, LET'S GO PICK
UP FRANK FIRST.
>NOT NOW, GALIA. FIRST
WE MUST GET RID OF HIM.
>>SOTI, YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS.
I HAVE TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE.
>WE'LL GET FRANK OUT JUST
AFTER WE'VE DUMPED LYLE.
>>WE CAN ONLY BAIL THEM OUT
UNTIL THREE AND THEN IT'LL
BE TOO LATE AND HE'LL HAVE
TO STAY THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
>GALIA!
>>SOTI!
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>OKAY, FINE.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>WE JUST NEED TO PICK UP
HER BROTHER FIRST.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>> PUTA, YOU GIRLS
GET OFF ON THIS?
>I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>>SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET HER
BROTHER OUT THEN WE'LL GO.
IT'LL BE FINE.
>YOU'RE BOTH LOCAS.
OR YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH.
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>>I'M WARNING YOU,
IF HE FINDS LYLE,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
>HE'S NOT GONNA FIND LYLE.
>>IT'S NOT A DEATH WISH,
YOU'RE JUST DELUSIONAL.
WHY IS HE COMING
THIS WAY, THEN?
>MAYBE HE JUST
THINKS YOU'RE HOT.
>>OH, I KNEW IT.
YOU PLAY FOR THE OTHER TEAM.
>WHAT?
>>YOU LIKE YOUR FRIEND,
DON'T YOU?
>WHO, GALIA?
OF COURSE I LIKE HER.
SHE'S MY FRIEND.
>>NO, I MEAN YOU
LIKE HER, LIKE HER.
>GOOD AFTERNOON, MA'AM.
>>HELLO, OFFICER.
>DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE?
>>NOT REALLY.
>FIRST OF ALL,
YOU CANNOT PARK HERE.
>>OH, I'M SORRY, WE JUST--
>I'M NOT DONE.
>>SORRY.
>SECOND, THAT CARPET'S
A HAZARD TIED LIKE THAT.
>>IT'S JUST FOR A
COUPLE HUNDRED YARDS.
I'M HAVING IT CLEANED
FOR MY AUNT.
>THAT MAY BE, MA'AM,
BUT IT'S STILL ILLEGAL.
>>NO KIDDING.
I TOLD HER SO.
I HAVE A GREEN CARD.
>I'M VERY SORRY, OFFICER.
I PROMISE I'LL BE VERY CAREFUL.
>>LUCKILY FOR YOU I
HAVE SOME EXTRA ROPE.
STAY HERE.
>OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING NOW,
BEFORE HE COMES BACK.
>>I'M NOT LEAVING GALIA HERE.
>OH, SO YOU CAN SHARE
THE SAME CELL AS HER?
>>HE'S GOING TO BE EXTRA
SUSPICIOUS IF WE JUST VANISH.
>YOU DON'T THINK HE'S GOING
TO BE SUSPICIOUS WHEN
HE GRABS LYLE'S FOOT?
>>IT'S TOO LATE, ANYWAY.
>>CAN YOU STOP MUTTERING?
IT'S VERY UNNERVING.
> POR FAVOR, POR FAVOR,
OOH, I KNEW IT.
>>SHUT UP.
>COULD YOU STEP OUT
OF THE VEHICLE, MA'AM?
>>SURE.
>YOU TOO, MA'AM.
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STEP ASIDE, MA'AM.
MA'AM?
>>SOTI!
>TOSS THE ROPE
BACK UNDER TO ME.
GOOD.
ONCE MORE.
THERE YOU GO.
GOOD, GOOD.
I GOT IT.
LET ME GO AHEAD
AND TIE IT NOW.
THERE.
THAT SHOULD HOLD.
BUT ONLY FOR A
SHORT DISTANCE.
>YES, OFFICER.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>>SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU RETARDED?
>DO I LOOK RETARDED?
>>YEAH, YOU KINDA DO A LITTLE.
>YOU STILL NEED TO
MOVE YOUR CAR, THOUGH.
>>OF COURSE.
WE'RE WAITING FOR A FRIEND
TO PICK UP HER BROTHER.
>IS HE AN OFFICER?
>>NO, ACTUALLY HE'S--
>HOWDY, FRANKY.
>>HE KNOWS YOU?
>HE'S THE JERK
WHO ARRESTED ME.
>>CAREFUL, FRANKY.
I COULD ALWAYS BOOK
YOU FOR CONTEMPT.
>NO, SIR, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
>>YES, I DID.
>GET IN THE CAR, FRANKY!
>>NEXT TIME YOU FEEL
LIKE TAKING A NAP, FRANKY,
DO IT IN YOUR OWN HOUSE.
>THE NAME IS FRANK.
>>WHEN YOU STOP GETTING INTO
OTHER PEOPLE'S HOMES, I'LL
CALL YOU WHATEVER YOU LIKE,
FRANKY.
>YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE--
>>I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.
REMEMBER THAT,
SLEEPING BEAUTY.
>REMBER THIS, YOU ASSHOLE.
>>SHUT UP, FRANK.
>NOW, QUIET UNTIL
WE'RE FAR FROM HERE!
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>>SOTI, WE HAVE TO
GET HOME NOW.
>JESUS, GALIA.
THAT COP ACTUALLY
PATTED LYLE'S--
CARPET.
>>IT'S A COOL CARPET.
IS IT WORTH ANYTHING?
> NO!
STARTS IN 30 MINUTES.
WE HAVE TO GET HOME NOW.
>LISTEN, CHICA, YOU CAN
GO HOME WHEN WE'RE DONE.
>>CAN YOU CUT THE
'PUTA CHICA ' THING?
ATTENDING A BRIS ISN'T EXACTLY
OPTIONAL IN MY FAMILY.
>GALIA, WE GOTTA GET RID OF--
WE GOTTA DO THIS DROP.
IT CANNOT WAIT!
>>YES IT CAN.
HE'S GONE, BUT MY MOM ISN'T
AND SHE'S GONNA KILL US IF
WE'RE NOT BACK IN TIME.
>WHO'S GONE?
>>NO ONE, FRANK.
SOTI, YOU KNOW
HOW MY MOM GETS.
>LISTEN, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>>GALIA.
>FRANK.
>>GALIA.
I KNOW YOUR NICE LITTLE LIFE
HASN'T PREPARED YOU
FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS--
>>HEY-HEY-HEY.
THERE IS NOTHING
NICE ABOUT MY LIFE.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
A NICE LIFE TO YOU?
THE ONLY THING NICE
ABOUT IT IS MY MOM.
SO WE ARE GOING TO THE BRIS.
> HOLA.
I'M NICE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>>KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME.
>LISTEN,
YOU CAN DROP US OFF
AND THEN GO TAKE
CARE OF THE PROBLEM.
YOU DON'T NEED ME.
>>NO. LISTEN, YOU ARE
NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASILY,
ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S
MOSTLY YOUR PROBLEM.
>FINE.
I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY
TO HELP, JUST AFTERWARDS.
IF YOU DON'T GET ME HOME
BY FOUR, I'M NOT DOING
ANYTHING ABOUT--
IT.
>>OKAY, FINE.
STOP THE CAR.
>WHAT?
>>JUST STOP THE
PUTA MADRE CAR!
OKAY. DRIVE.
WHAT?
I WAS TIRED OF WEARING HIS
STINKING SHOE, ALRIGHT?
IT'S PROBABLY BEST TO
DO IT AT NIGHT ANYWAY.
>YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD--
DO--
RIGHT NOW?
>>WHAT DID I SAY?
>CUT IT OUT, FRANK.
SHE'S NOT INTERESTED,
THANK GOD.
WHAT?
YOU'RE MARRIED ALREADY.
>>YOU CHANGED THAT, REMEMBER?
>DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER
HUSBAND OR SOMETHING?
>SOMETHING.
>>WELL, THIS LOOKS
LIKE A NICE LIFE.
>YOU'RE SURE THIS ISN'T
WORTH ANYTHING?
>>DON'T TOUCH IT, FRANK.
LET'S GO.
>HEY, WE CAN'T JUST
LEAVE THE CARPET HERE.
>>I'M NOT BRINGING THAT
TO 'S BRIS.
>THIS DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE A NEIGHBOURHOOD
WHERE THEY STEAL MUCH.
>>SO IT IS WORTH SOMETHING.
>FRANK, IT'S LYLE,
SO STAY AWAY FROM IT.
>>YOU MEAN IT'S LYLE'S.
>RIGHT.
WHATEVER.
SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
>>I WASN'T THINKING ANYTHING.
I WAS JUST SAYING.
>WHAT IF A COP STARTS, YOU
KNOW, CHECKING UP ON IT?
>>WHAT FOR?
ILLEGAL CARPETING?
>NO. MORE LIKE
HAZARDOUS MATERIAL.
>>YOU WANT TO WALK AROUND
WITH IT SOME MORE?
IT TOOK US THREE GUYS
TO GET IT TO THE CAR.
>FRANK COULD HELP.
>>OH, SO NOW YOU WANT ME
TO TOUCH THE CARPET?
>NO, FRANK, WE DON'T.
SOTI, MY MOTHER LOVES CARPETS.
>>OH. RIGHT.
I GUESS IT'S SAFER TO
LEAVE IT HERE THEN.
>GOOD.
NOW LET'S GO.
>>OH, BAGS!
BAGS!
>RIGHT.
>>WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR NECK?
>NOTHING, MOM.
MY SCARF JUST
CAUGHT ON SOMETHING.
>>SOMETHING WITH TWO HANDS?
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
SLEPT IN YOUR CLOTHES?
>WOW, SHE'S GOOD.
>>WHO'S YOUR FRIEND, SOTIRIA?
>OH HI, I'M CARDAMOSA.
IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME.
>>YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS
AFTERWARDS, OKAY?
YOU'RE LATE.
>NO WE'RE NOT.
>>IF YOU'RE NOT EARLY,
YOU'RE LATE.
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♪ MUSIC ♪
>I'M NOT SURE
I CAN WATCH THIS.
>>HOW CAN THEY DO
SUCH BARBARIC THINGS?
>IT'S NOT BARBARIC,
IT'S TRADITION.
ANYWAY, IT'S CLEANER.
>>WELL, I PREFER
MY MEN DIRTY.
>NOBODY ASKED YOU.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WHY IS HE SO MUCH
YOUNGER THAN YOU?
>HE'S FROM MY MOM'S
SECOND MARRIAGE.
MY DAD BAILED WHEN
FRANK WAS TWO.
>>BUT YOU HAVE A GREAT MOM.
>YEAH, WELL I THINK IT STILL
SCREWED US UP ANYWAY.
>>WHATEVER YOU SAY, CHICA.
YOU'RE PRETTY WHACKED,
SO YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
>THANK YOU.
>>SHH!
>UGH, I'M GONNA WAIT OUTSIDE.
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>SO YOU'RE GOING TO TELL HER?
>TELL WHAT TO WHOM?
>>THE ANNOYING CHICK.
THAT YOU LIKE HER.
>I DON'T LIKE HER.
WHY DO YOU CARE, ANYWAY?
>>I DON'T.
I JUST THINK YOU
SHOULD TELL HER.
>WHY?
SHE'S LIKE 99 % STRAIGHT.
>>AND THE 1 %.
>SHE'S JUST NOT
INTERESTED, OKAY?
>>HOW DO YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED.
>WE'RE FRIENDS.
IT WOULD BE WEIRD.
WHAT IF SHE COMPLETELY
FREAKS OUT?
>>WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T?
>LOOK, THIS IS NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
>>IF IT WAS ME,
I'D WANNA KNOW.
>IF YOU WERE ME OR GALIA?
>>BOTH.
WHERE'S THE BATHROOM.
>RIGHT THERE ON THE LEFT.
GALIA, CAN WE TALK?
>>SURE.
>NOT HERE.
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GALIA, I KNOW THIS IS GOING
TO SOUND COMPLETELY CRAZY,
BUT I'VE BEEN--
FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW,
I'VE HAD THIS FEELING
AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
WHAT'S THE POINT?
BUT THEN I THOUGHT,
WELL, WHAT IF?
AND I THINK CARDAMOSA'S RIGHT.
I WANNA KNOW, EVEN IF IT'S NO.
>>WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT
YOU'VE BEEN TAKING ADVICE
FROM SAMOSA OF ALL PEOPLE.
>GALIA, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY--
>>WAIT.
IT'S FROM ERIC.
I KNEW HE WAS HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS.
>HE WROTE THAT IN A TEXT?
>>WELL, NOT WORD FOR WORD,
BUT HE HAS TO FIND
HIS KNICKERS CAP.
>OH.
>>OH COME ON. IT'S LIKE THE
LAMEST EXCUSE IN THE BOOK.
>SORRY, I DIDN'T--
IS THAT COKE?
>>YES, NOW GET OUT.
>CAN I HAVE SOME?
>>NO. GET OUT.
>COME ON, JUST A LITTLE.
>>--WITH THREE GIRLS
AT THE SAME TIME!
HE DIDN'T CARE.
>ERIC DID CARE ABOUT ME.
>>FOR WHAT, A WEEK?
HE TREATED YOU LIKE SHIT!
>HEY, YOUR HOT FRIEND IS
DOING BLOW IN THE BATHROOM.
>>SHE'S NOT THAT HOT!
>GODDAMN IT!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>OKAY, WHY ARE THERE
NO LOCKS ON THE DOORS,
AND DOESN'T ANYONE EVER
KNOCK IN THIS HOUSE?
>MOM LIKES DOORS TO
REMAIN OPEN, AND NO.
>>SO YOU'RE DOING BLOW.
>YES.
YOU WANT SOME?
>>I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE IT.
>I KNOW.
I TOOK IT ANYWAY.
>YOU HAD IT ALL ALONG?
EVEN WHILE THAT COP WAS
FIXING THE CARPET?
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>>YES.
>JESUS, ARE YOU INSANE?
>>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO
KNOW YOU WERE GOING
TO DRIVE US DIRECTLY
TO A POLICE STATION?
>THE POINT IS YOU WERE
TOTALLY DISHONEST WITH ME!
>>OKAY, NOTHING PERSONAL,
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE
FRIENDS HERE OR ANYTHING.
>SOTI, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
>>AND THERE'S NO USE GETTING
ALL WORKED UP ABOUT IT.
IT'S OVER.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
>DO YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN
IF MY MOTHER FINDS OUT?
SHE'LL TAKE ALL THREE
OF US TO JAIL HERSELF.
>>OKAY FINE.
LET'S DROP OFF LYLE,
YOU TAKE ME TO THE STATION,
AND YOU DON'T SEE ME
OR THE DRUGS EVER AGAIN.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
>RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
>>HEY!
NO!
THAT BELONGED TO ME!
>NOW IT BELONGS TO THE
CITY OF LA'S SEWERS,
RIGHT WHERE IT SHOULD.
>>HEY GUYS?
>NOT NOW, FRANK!
>>OKAY, JUST THOUGHT YOU
GUYS MIGHT WANT TO KNOW
MOM BORROWED SOTI'S CAR.
>FINE. WAIT, WHAT?!
>>COME BACK HERE.
>I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO HEAR IT.
>>WHAT DID YOU SAY
ABOUT MOM?
>SHE BORROWED SOTI'S CAR.
DON'T WORRY.
SHE'LL BRING IT RIGHT BACK.
>>FRANK, WHERE
IS SHE TAKING IT?
>SHE JUST NEED
SOME GROCERIES.
SHE WENT DOWN TO THE MARKET.
>>WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER CAR.
>UH, SOTI'S CAR
WAS BLOCKING IT.
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>>THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
>MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST WALK OVER THERE.
>>SHE'S HARDLY GOING
TO UNROLL THE CARPET
AT THE SUPERMARKET.
IT SHOULD BE FINE.
>SOTI,
IF I GO TO JAIL WILL
YOU COME VISIT ME?
>>YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JAIL.
>BUT WHAT IF I DO?
WILL YOU COME VISIT ME?
>>DON'T WORRY, CHICA,
WE'LL ALL BE IN THE SAME CELL.
>I'M NOT GOING TO LET
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU,
OKAY?
>AH, HERE SHE COMES.
>>WHAT IS EVERYONE
DOING IN THE STREET?
>UH, WE NEED TO TAKE
CARDAMOSA TO THE STATION.
>>OH, WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO?
>TO SEE MY FAMILY.
IN CONNECTICUT.
>>THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL
CARPET, SOOTERIA.
ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL IT?
>NO, MRS. ZEITOUNI.
IT BELONGS TO MY AUNT.
>>OH. WHAT A SHAME.
WELL YOU TELL HER IF SHE
EVER WANTS TO SELL IT,
I'LL TAKE IT.
>SURE, MRS. ZEITOUNI.
>>GOODBYE, GIRL.
I DIDN'T GET YOUR NAME.
>CARDAMOSA.
>>IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T THROW UP
IN MY BATHROOM LIKE SOME
OTHER OF GALIA'S FRIENDS.
>WAS THAT ERIC?
>>HE LIKES TO DRINK
A LITTLE BIT.
>DE CARGA!
NOW!
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♪ MUSIC ♪
>>MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE
THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
>YOU WANT TO DECORATE A
CHRISTMAS TREE IN AUGUST?
>>WHAT IF THEY CAN BE
TRACED BACK TO YOU?
>I'LL LEAVE IT IN THE CAR
AND DECLARE IT STOLEN.
>>THEN YOU WON'T HAVE A CAR.
>IT DOESN'T MATTER.
>>SOTI, I AM SO SORRY.
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>>NO, I DIDN'T THINK BEFORE
DRAGGING YOU INTO THIS.
I'M NEVER GOING TO
BE ABLE TO REPAY YOU.
>GALIA, YOU DON'T
OWE ME ANYTHING.
JUST DON'T KILL
ANYONE ELSE, OKAY?
I DON'T THINK I CAN
DO THIS TWICE.
EVEN FOR YOU.
>>OH, SOTI.
>OKAY, CAN WE CONTINUE
THIS MATING RITUAL ONCE
YOU'VE DROPPED ME OFF?
>>WHAT MATING RITUAL?
>JUST IGNORE HER.
>>WHAT MATING RITUAL?
> SANTA MUERTE,
GIVE ME PATIENCE.
WHITE CHICK IN LOVE WITH
ANOTHER WHITE CHICK.
CAN WE GO NOW?
>>WHAT?
>IT'S JUST, I'M NOT--
WE'RE FRIENDS.
I KNOW IT.
I GET IT.
NO PROBLEM.
>>I THOUGHT I WASN'T YOUR TYPE.
>I JUST SAID THAT
SO YOU WOULDN'T BE
UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND ME.
LET'S GO.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>HELLO?
I SAID LATER.
♪ MUSIC ♪
OKAY, LEAVE THE CAR THERE
AND IT'LL BE GONE BY TOMORROW.
>WELL, HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
>>YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE FRIENDS
OR ANYTHING, YEAH?
>RIGHT.
COME ON, SOTI.
BYE, SAMOSA.
>>BYE, KATYA.
>GALIA.
>>BE CAREFUL, OKAY?
> MIRA, FINE,
COME HERE.
>>OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY!
BYE NOW.
>HEY, YOU'RE THE MOST ANNOYING
GRINGA I'VE EVER MET.
>>YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST LOW.
IF I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
LATINAS, I'M THE RACIST.
>WELL HEY, I'M A MINORITY.
I MIGHT AS WELL GET
SOMETHING OUT OF IT.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>HELLO?
ERIC, HI.
I'M GREAT.
HOW ARE YOU?
REALLY?
THAT'S GREAT.
GOOD FOR YOU.
THAT'S SWEET,
BUT ACTUALLY
I'M SEEING SOMEONE.
YOU DO, ACTUALLY.
IT'S SOTI.
NO, NOT MY FRIEND SOTI.
MY GIRLFRIEND SOTI.
BYE, ERIC.
>WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH THE MONEY?
>>WHAT?
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THAT BITCH!
>WHAT?
>>"THIS JUST ABOUT PAYS
FOR THE DRUGS THAT
WENT DOWN THE TOILET."
>>YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
>YOU DIDN'T SERIOUSLY INTEND
TO KEEP THAT MONEY.
>>YES I DID.
WHAT ABOUT FRANK'S LAWYER?
>HOW ABOUT YOU LET FRANK
FIGURE IT OUT FOR ONCE?
HE'S 19.
HE'S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
HEY, COME HERE.
IT'LL BE FINE.
>>CAN YOU PROMISE THAT?
>NO, BUT WE CAN WORK ON IT.
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>>FOUND SOMETHING, BELLA?
GOOD GIRL.
LOOKS LIKE IT COULD
BE WORTH SOMETHING.
WHAT THE--
>>JESUS, SON.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
>WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
>>EAST L.A. DUMP.
>HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?
>>DON'T ASK ME.
>WHERE THE FUCK'S
MY OTHER SHOE?
>>DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE.
COULD YOU GET OFF
MY CARPET NOW?
>THAT'S MY FUCKING CARPET!
>>OH NO IT AIN'T.
I FOUND IT FAIR AND SQUARE.
>LISTEN, YOU STUPID ASS--
>>DON'T YELL.
BELLA HERE DON'T LIKE IT.
>THIS CARPET COST
ME 3,000 DOLLARS.
>>GOOD. GOOD.
I CAN PROBABLY GET A COUPLE
HUNDRED FOR IT EASY THEN,
HUH?
>ALL RIGHT, FINE.
FINE, YOU KEEP IT.
>>VERY KIND OF YOU, SIR.
>HOW THE FUCK DO I GET HOME?
>>DOWNTOWN'S THAT WAY.
YOU CAN BE THERE IN THREE
HOURS IF YOU WALK FAST.
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>HEY!
>>THAT'S--
WHAT THE FUCK'S MY LINE?
SORRY?
♪ MUSIC ♪
>WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE IS LYLE?
>> SORRY.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>HELLO, POT AND
KETTLE ANYONE?
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
♪ MUSIC ♪
>DIDN'T YOU GET A GREEN
CARD OUT OF IT?
>>I DIDN'T NEED HIM.
HE SAID TO IMMIGRATION
HE WAS GOING TO--
WHAT?
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>THAT'S A BLOOPER!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WE CAN PAY LATER?
>NO, YOU PAY NOW.
SORRY, SORRY.
>200 CASH.
>OH MY GOD.
REALLY?
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE
CHANGE IN YOUR BREASTS?
I HAVE SOME DOWN MY BOOBS!
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>AND HOW MANY OF THOSE
SPECIALISTS DO YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK
THEY'LL BE IN THE CL--
CLEANING LADY.
>ANY REQUESTS?
>>YEAH, I'D LIKE A FLIP.
>OH, OKAY.
TA-DAA!
>>YOU THINK HIS HEAD IS MORE
DISGUSTING THAN HIS ASS?
YOU CLEARLY
HAVE NOT SEEN IT.
>WELL AT LEAST THERE'S NO-
STOP IT.
>>OW.
>SORRY.
>>MY BOOB.
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> SANTA MUERTE,
GIVE ME PATIENCE.
FUCK.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>WHERE THE FUCK AM I?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHOE?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
♪ MUSIC ♪
>>JESUS, YOU STUPID BITCH.
JESUS, YOU STUPID
HITLER IMPERSONATOR.
♪ MUSIC ♪