Kekko Kamen New (2004) - full transcript
A school that teaches young boys and girls how to become famous anchorpeople in the media. But there is something strange going in this school. The facility takes a sick pride in handing our S & M style punishments to students for the most trivial things. But there is one among them, a hero that hides her face but bares everything else in the name of justice. Her name is Kekko Kamen, all know the legend of how Kekko Kamen defeated the evil Mangriffin in a local high school, but now she's back and out to stop the evil twisted fiends once again.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
The Kekko Kamen Theme
Nobody knows who she is...
...but everybody knows her body.
Friendly Kekko Kamen is...
...a wonderful woman
and a hero for good.
She appears suddenly
like a forceful wind...
...shows off plenty and leaves.
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Nobody has seen her face ...
...but everybody knows
her private parts.
Friendly Kekko Kamen is...
...a wonderful woman
and a hero for good.
She shows up flying with
her crotch wide open...
...and defeats those evil teachers.
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Based on the comic by Go Nagai
Team-Dynamic Productions
Screenplay : Yuuki Okano
Music : Mari Shimizu
Keiko Natsuwata :
played by Shino Saito
Mayumi Takahashi :
played by Jyuri Inahara
Headmaster : played
by Kenjiro Ishimaru
Mysterious Schoolmaster :
played by Hiromitsu Suzuki
Nobody has seen her face...
Everybody knows her nipples.
Friendly Kekko Kamen is...
...a wonderful woman
and a hero for good.
Nunchaku, Karate, Six-foot stick
Beware the Big Toenail of Satan
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Directed by Takafumi Nagamine
Kekko Kamen
Mangriffon Announcer Academy
My name is Mayumi Takahashi.
I came to Japan from New
Zealand six months ago.
How do you say...
Oh right, I'm a young
Japanese returning ex-patriot.
I wanted to be an anchorwoman.
So I decided to enter this
Mangriffon announcer academy.
But this school was way different
than the one in New Zealand.
School regulations are very strict.
We are constantly being monitored
on camera by the head schoolmaster.
If there is a student who shows
disobedience or lack of respect...
...teachers bring them to the basement
where they are heavily punished.
Going out is forbidden, of course.
That might be why Mangriffon
announcer academy is...
...the most famous school for
developing anchorwomen, but...
The schoolmaster said that
the policy of the school is...
...for the female anchors to be
pure, righteous, and beautiful.
A, I, U,E 0, A, O..
Ka, Ke, Ki, Ku, Ke, Ko, Ka, Ko...
Sa, Se, Shi, Su, Se, So, Sa, So...
Ta, Te, Chi, Tsu, Te, To, Ta, To...
Na, Ne, Ni, Nu, Ne, No, Na, No...
Ha, He, Hi, Fu, He, Ho, Ha, Ho...
Ma, Me, Mi, Mu, Me, Mo, Ma, Mo...
Ya, Ye, Yi, Yu, Ye, Yo, Ya, Yo...
Keiko Natsuwata
Wakana Nakai
Jun Takenouchi
Kyoichi Furusawa
Mayumi Takahashi
My fast-speaking skills have
gotten a little better today.
You really need to memorize some Kanji.
I memorized quite a lot.
I can now write the
numbers "one"” and "ten"!
Well, I guess it's tough since
you are a returnee from abroad.
But if you don't know your Kanji...
...you won't be able to
read any news manuscripts.
That's okay.
I'll pay a large sum of
money to bribe the AD...
...and have him write the
manuscript in Hiragana.
That's why I have to be
popular and save some money!
You are putting your efforts
in the wrong direction!
Being an anchorwoman
is a very tough job.
Being an anchorwoman
is a very tough job.
Knowledge that is precisely
researched and mounted...
Reflexes that correspond to the
comments of the interviewee...
Only one who possess great
intellect and physique...
...shall be chosen as an anchorwoman..
I really wanna be an anchorwoman!
Our school was given
the name "Mangriffon”...
...a combination of "Man" and the
bird-creature known as "Griffon".
Is that similar to cunnilingus?
The anchorwoman has been
named as the one who...
...brings imagination and spiritual
presence to the world of mankind.
This serious attitude that
has been given to education...
...I am very deeply touched.
I will allow admission.
Will the guardian please
leave the premises?
Our school is a boarding school.
For 3 years, I want her to cut all
ties with the outside world and...
...master the arts.
And now, onto a happier subject...
Early this morning, sextuplets
were born at a hospital in Tokyo.
The mother of six babies is...
Mizuho, she's fantastic...
She's also a graduate from this school.
Really?
I'm gonna work real hard too!
...everyone was shocked.
After these commercials,
we'll have the weather.
Pronunciation and fast speaking
are still my weak points.
But I hate this class
more than anything.
It's supposed to be a very
famous text used for a play...
...but it's still full of Kanji!
You, read.
Yes.
As all of you in attendance may know...
...the medicine which is
obtained 80km west of Edo...
...has originated from the land
of Chin, by a person named "Uirou."”
Okay, that's enough.
Next is Kyoichi's turn.
Read.
Yes.
The medicine is taken from inside the
palace and placed inside a crown...
It's removed from the gap in the crown
when it is used one tablet at a time.
Okay.
And...
And the name of that according to...
...the emperor is "To-Chinko.”
One more time!
The name is "To-Chinko."”
Say it articulately.
The name is "To, Chin, Ko.”
Continue.
And if you separate "Tochinko”...
It is comprised of words such as
"peak”, and "see-through incense"...
Say it louder!
The name is "Tochinko.”
What happened? Continue!
As of now, this medicine...
...has extremely...
...has extremely spread
all over the land.
This medicine has extremely
spread all over the land...
You are having lots of trouble with
your Kanji, Ms. Mayumi Takahashi.
I'm sorry.
Stupid
Can you read this?
Horse, donkey!
You read this as "stupid"!
That's what you are!
Are you really putting
any effort into this?
Maybe you should just quit.
You are a distraction
to the other students.
You may sit down.
Mayumi's mother
Ms. Mayumi Takahashi
What is it?
I have good news!
I'm going to teach you a special lesson.
A lesson?
You didn't do very well today in class.
That's right, that's why we
need to teach you a lesson...
...in the torture
chamber in the basement.
Torture chamber?
Oh, did you wet yourself?
No, I didn't!
Can't believe you wet
yourself just from hearing...
..."torture chamber”.
The fun is just beginning.
No.
Somebody please help me!
We are going to work on your speech.
Say this out loud!
I can't!
Say it! Say it now!
M-Man...
I can't say it!
Ms. Mayumi Takahashi...
You are attending this school in
order to become an anchorwoman.
Is that correct?
Yes...
And you can't even say the
simple name of a location!
Location?
That's right.
It's just a the name of a place.
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
What's the name of the lake in
Naha famous for its tideland?
Manko.
The beautiful crescent-shaped
lake in Switzerland?
Re Manko.
When the female anchor says
the names of those places...
...viewers seem to enjoy it very much.
Re Manko!
Aso Kokusai country club!
Ome Koutsu!
Bali Island Kintamani!
Education is such a wonderful thing.
Even if the student is not bright,
it opens the doors of possibility.
Let us open it!
Yes.
No!
Please stop it!
Please stop it!
No!
Stop it!
If there is a door of possibility...
...could it be right around here?
Don't talk back to us
like that, you bad student!
There is a need for more punishment!
1, Nakata, will punish you!
It's time for a whipping!
Study harder!
Make an effort to read Kanji!
I will study Kanji, so please stop it!
It hurts! Stop it!
Don't take teachers lightly!
Scream some more!
To an announcer, beautiful
teeth are everything.
Which toothpaste would
you like me to use?
Strawberry flavor? Or banana flavor?
If you can't decide,
I'll just mix both...
Now, now...
Open your mouth wide.
Come on, open it.
That's right, atta girl...
Everyone loves white teeth.
White teeth! White teeth!
Let me examine your teeth...
Good...
Open wide!
White teeth! White teeth!
Open your mouth wider.
Let me see the ones in the back...
Let's see that wisdom tooth!
Damn wisdom tooth!
I'll make it clean and white!
I'll brush behind the tooth too.
What a beautiful leg!
Oh, how wonderful!
Wonderful, wonderful!
You too?
I prefer women.
Kekko Kamen has arrived!
How dare you teach lessons by
giving such physical punishment!
Even if heaven forgives
your evildoings, I will not!
Take a hike you perverted maniac!
Could it be?
Muffication! Muffication!
This is just wonderful!
Simply wonderful
Wonderful...
You are...
I am Kekko Kamen.
As long as you don't give up on your
dreams, I'll always come to the rescue.
You will?
Really?
Good...
Who is this "K"?
She is our greatest enemy, Kekko Kamen.
In the past, she completely obliterated
my first school, "Spartan Academy".
What...
Do something now!
I don't care what dirty methods you use!
Yes, sir.
She was real.
She was real!
What was?
Did you see a pervert or something?
No!
Kekko Kamen came to my rescue!
Kekko?
Kekko Kamen.
You both heard of her too right?
There was a legendary figure
in the past named Kekko Kamen...
Once, there was a person who
fought for the dreams and...
...liberties of young
people by exposing herself...
But that's just a legend, right?
She was real!
So why did this Kekko
Kamen help you, Mayumi?
That's probably because...
I'm a cute and admirable girl
that never gives up on her dreams.
You are so impudent.
Where are we going?
It's very dark here.
I thought I would give
you a special lesson.
What are you doing?
You have an ugly face, but
your boobs are fabulous.
It's such a waste for
those precious boobs.
Not to brag or anything...
...but if a girl's boobs are huge,
I don't care what her face looks like.
The secret organization "Mangriffon”
was formed to recruit ignorant fools.
It's a group consisting
of very special folks.
I have a special power to
suck energy from your boobs...
...and turn it into a
different type of energy!
How does it feel to be reborn?
Your name is now Akira Oshima.
After sucking the energy from your
boobs, you've gained a new identity
I'm Akira Oshima...
If you want to get your boobs back,
you will do exactly what I say!
Yes!
Tell me what to do!
Find out why Kekko Kamen came
to Mayumi Takahashi's rescue.
You got it?
Keiko sensei!
What are you doing this early?
Yesterday, Kekko Kamen
came to my rescue!
Really?
Isn't that like an urban legend?
Kekko Kamen really exists!
Thank you, Keiko sensei!
But, I haven't done anything...
What happened?
My goodness.
She has good instincts...
Oh, welcome.
It's such an honor to have
you here, Ms. Mizuho Sakuragi.
The director of our station told me
to recruit someone from your school.
I see.
I would appreciate it if you could...
...provide someone of great academic
achievement and human nature.
I understand.
Right away.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning!
Good morning.
Last night, a woman named Manko
Kanazawa was stabbed to death...
...by her husband while
preparing dinner in her apartment.
According to the police,
Mrs. Kanazawa was...
...preparing hamburger for dinner,
but her husband came home irate.
He told her "Stop cooking crappy
dinners! I'll turn you into hamburger!”
He then took a kitchen knife and
stabbed her stomach repeatedly.
Okay, good.
Now it's your turn, Takahashi.
Last night, a woman named Manko
Kanazawa was stabbed to death...
...by her husband while
preparing dinner in her apartment!
No!
Who the hell reads a tragic
event with a smiley face?
Sorry.
You are sweating a lot, Mayumi.
Mrs. Kanazawa was...
You are soaked.
...stabbed her husband to death while...
...fixing
dinner...
Wrong!
...while preparing
dinner in her apartment...
Um...
She was cooking a hamburger...
...but her husband came home and...
...stabbed her to death...
...saying "Stop cooking crappy dinners."”
You messed up the sacred manuscript.
I'm sorry...
You feel cooler now, don't you?
What's wrong?
Read!
If you don't want to take the
class, get the hell outta here!
Okay, now we'll continue
with you, Kyoichi.
Mayumi Takahashi
Mayumi Takahashi
Jun Takenouchi
Kyoichi saw my panties!
That's better than being
glared at and flunking.
I'd rather people see these
favorite bear panties of mine.
Does it really matter?
But it's really frustrating.
I heard a rumor that Professor
Oshio is selling the videos of us.
He calls them "the making-of
a future anchorwoman”.
What?
Until we can graduate, we have
to be obedient to our teachers.
I'm introducing a new student.
I'm Akira Oshima. Nice to meet you all.
Sit right there.
He's kind of cute, no?
Yeah...
Sorry to inform you all, but we
are going to cancel today's class...
...to have a physical check-up.
What?
Our partner, MGF television
studio, has informed us that...
...they need a fresh face
for their news department.
We will send one student from this
school with a high academic record...
...who is in top physical shape.
That's right!
Everyone show up at the
health office in 5 minutes!
Furusawa, look after Oshima
since we have very few men.
Yes.
Jun, give me one sip.
Sure.
Here you go.
Thank you, Doctor.
Thank you.
You two!
Move up the line. What
are you all waiting for?
What are you doing?
Hurry and move, move, move, move!
What's wrong?
Oh, it's nothing.
Just my stomach...
You don't look well.
Maybe you should rest?
I'm okay...
I need to get the physical check-up...
You're not taking
good care of your body.
I don't think you can handle
the job for MGF television.
But...
When the girls are done, you should go
to the health office in 30 minutes or so.
What about you?
I don't feel well.
Just tell the teachers
I'm not feeling well.
Hey Wakana, what was that
stuff you put in Jun's bottle?
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm
talking about, I saw it.
It was just a laxative.
It's too bad she fell for it.
That's terrible.
Why did you do it?
You heard what they said.
Only one of us can get hired by MGF
We're not friends, you know. We're
all fighting for the position.
You have to use everything
necessary to get the job.
I guess you're right.
We can't be friends for long.
Use every dirty trick you can.
You know you can't
beat me fair and square!
What's that?
Stop it, you two!
I'm not going to talk
to you anymore, Mayumi.
We can't be buddies and
expect to get the job.
I thought I told everyone to come.
Please forgive me. I'm
not feeling very well.
Come with me.
You told on me?
No hard feelings. You're the
one who decided not to show up.
I have no interest
in men's naked bodies.
But there is meaning to a
check-up regardless of your sex.
Why?
Why didn't you go?
You think you can get away?
Why do you hate physical check-ups?
Yeah, why?
Huh?
I think we need to check this one
real carefully. What do you think?
Stop it! Let me go!
Let go of me!
Stop!
Stop it!
No!
Stop it!
Stop it!
No!
Now, let's do a body check.
Don't move, or I might
cut your precious part...
You are...
You are a woman?
Wait a minute...
You have to use everything
necessary to get the job!
We can't be friends for long.
Akira...
Furusawa has been
abducted by the teachers.
Kyoichi?
He didn't look like a bad guy, though...
What's going on with this school?
Body of a woman but a heart of a man.
Totally my type!
So...
...you must be Kekko Kamen!
I don't know!
I don't know anything!
You should be ashamed of
yourselves for picking on...
...innocent students
and stripping them naked.
You will all be punished!
Contemplate your wrongdoings in hell!
So this is Kekko Kamen...
It wasn't Koichi...
I see that the secret to Kekko Kamen's
strength lies in her ability to...
...expose and reveal everything
about the female body.
That's right.
It's an all out effort.
I don't think Kyoichi can pull off
anything that with the heart of a man.
Men are creatures of vanity.
They are unable to be defiant.
Then who is she?
Trust me.
I will find out who Kekko Kamen is.
Akira.
Your smile is amazing.
You're smiling from the
bottom of your heart.
Others too, right?
Other girls are smiling
with their mouth.
It's the first time I've seen
a girl who smiles like you do.
Did you button yourself?
My nails get stuck.
You always take too long.
Oh shit, have to hurry!
Next class is Oshio's. Gotta hurry up!
Huh? My panties are missing.
Good morning everyone.
Good morning.
For today's class, we are going
to experience ballroom dancing.
Okay, everyone?
Yes.
Now to play the role of dance teacher,
please do the honors, Mr. Oshima.
Yes.
And the reporter will be...
...\Wakana.
Yes...
Today's special news!
We are going to cover the secrets
to the very popular ballroom dancing.
Let's ask Mr. Oshima
about tips for the dance.
You're very stiff, Wakana.
Sorry...
No, you're doing it all wrong.
A smile is very important
for a reporter, right?
Without it, you can't
capture the viewers' heart.
Now show me a happy face.
Happy.
Smile.
Good, very cute.
Now let's try it one more time.
Okay.
Ballroom dancing is
good for your health.
It burns as many calories as walking.
What are you doing?
Focus!
Yes.
By using the legs, heart and
lungs, you work out to the fullest.
I guess the secret to its popularity...
...is the fact you can have
fun while you exercise...
No!
What do you think you're doing?
Taking a sacred class
with no panties on!
Sorry, there's a reason for this...
You are messing with me aren't you?
No, it's not like that...
We're gonna have to teach
you a lesson later on.
I need to talk to you, Mayumi.
Can I stop by your place later?
What if Akira makes a move on me?
Just in case he does...
You know, "just in case"...
Huh?
My favorite panties are gone!
Hey, do you know where my panties are?
Who would take your panties?
Hey, my panties are gone too!
Somebody's stealing panties? No way!
I was very surprised earlier...
Wakana is one strange person, huh?
Wakana's not that kind of a girl!
I don't think she would do
anything to disrupt the class.
You really care about
your friends, don't you?
Great news, Wakana.
Today, I invited a special instructor
to beat some sense into you!
Just remember...
...for this teacher,
words are meaningless.
Mayumi!
What's wrong, Jun?
Nothing...
Who cares about Wakana?
What happened to Wakana?
She was taken to the torture
chamber in the basement.
How nice!
I knew it! It wasn't
just some ordinary lesson!
There's no need to go and rescue her.
She deserves to be punished, and
lose her chance at becoming the...
...anchorwoman at MGF
Stop saying that, Jun.
Wakana did a bad thing
by using laxatives on you.
But getting rid of the competition
by underhanded means ...
...is just not something I can do!
Was it Akira's idea to
use Wakana Nakai as bait?
Yes.
This bait should lure Mayumi
Takahashi and that will lead to the...
...appearance of Kekko Kamen...
Show yourself, Kekko Kamen!
Your worst nightmare awaits!
Looks delicious, right?
I'll let you eat a lot!
If I eat a live eel,
I'm going to feel sick!
If you have no desire to take lessons,
you deserve to get severe diarrhea!
Here they come.
I'm trying to take the
lessons very seriously!
Please forgive me!
They look yummy, don't they?
Wakana!
Wakana!
Well, well, it's the
underachiever Mayumi.
You want to take some lessons too?
Please let Wakana go!
Let's see...
Please open the door!
You want to enter?
Then say "please let me enter”.
Please let me enter!
Man, what a feeling!
I'm glad to be alive!
Wakana!
Wakana!
I'm glad you were
able to say it, girl...
I will give you a reward!
Please, let Wakana go!
I will let you have a lesson as well.
Wakana!
Wake up, Wakana!
Wakana!
Wakana!
Someone, help!
Ms. Keiko, I've been a bad girl!
What's wrong?
I feel bad for laughing at
my friend's misfortunes...
What happened?
Wakana was taken away by Professor
Sudo and Professor Oshio...
They are unbelievable.
They plan to provide more punishment...
Mayumi... she went to rescue
Wakana, without hesitation...
But I...
Don't worry.
As long as you care for one
another, she will come to the rescue.
You mean...
That's right.
Kekko Kamen!
Yes!
Well...
What is it?
Maybe it's better that you leave now,
for your safety, and for the plot.
I understand.
Good day.
Go now.
Okay.
Go!
Even if heaven forgives
your evildoings, I will not!
Kekko Kamen has arrived!
You look wonderful each and every time!
But I guess this is the
end of the road for you.
I have prepared a beast
to take care of you!
Not even you can beat this Behemoth!
Damn you...
Come down here!
I'm here to rescue you two.
Hurry!
But, Kekko Kamen...
We're only gonna be a
distraction for her. Now let's go!
We can get out of here!
Come this way.
Phew, that was close!
Thanks a lot.
It's freezing. I'm outta here. You
two go on and do whatever you want.
Are you all right?
Now you are safe with me.
Akira...
Akira?
Sorry about this, but I need
to take you as my hostage.
I'm the one who will reveal
Kekko Kamen's secrets.
An illusion in my heart, an
orange muffler around my neck.
I beat down the villains
with my superhuman powers...
They call me The Illusionary...
...Investigator?
The Illusionary Panty!
Come panties, provide
me with your powers!
Hey...
Bear...
These are my...
No way!
I have been reborn using
the powers of Mangriffon!
I took all the panties
from within this school.
Good bye, my first love...
Now, to gain more power...
I'll take those panties
you're wearing now!
Come down here already!
No!
Give it up!
Stop it!
Hold it right there!
Panties are sacred to a woman.
Not only did you steal them, but wearing
them on your head is unspeakable.
I will teach you a lesson!
Stop right there, Kekko Kamen.
Don't even make a move!
I won't be responsible
for what happens to her!
Such a sight!
Kekko Kamen...
Take a look at this Illusionary Panty!
Wow, wonderful!
Now that is wonderful!
Your moves have no effect on her!
How are you going to
defeat her, Kekko Kamen?
Like this.
No fair!
This girl was also a victim.
The real enemy is
still around somewhere!
The real enemy?
Yes. The one who wants to
destroy all your dreams and hopes.
Could that be me, Kekko Kamen?
...or should I say Mizuho
Sakuragi of MGF television!
I know everything.
I couldn't imagine such a talented
anchorwoman appearing in that manner!
Charging an unreasonable
amount of money for tuition...
...and not even giving
good lessons in return!
You use the power of education
and abuse it with shameful acts...
I won't let you get away with this!
You fools should
appreciate what I have done.
During your stay here in school...
You can at least dream of
becoming an anchorwoman.
A dream that shall never
come true in reality!
To defeat you, Mangriffon
has prepared several androids!
His entire body covered in iron
and steel, "Iron-steel Kamen."
Able to deflect any attack with
its turtle shell, "Turtle Kamen."
With a great body, "Healthy Kamen."
Ahh, it's totally disastrous!
I'm so sorry, Mr. Nagai.
That's okay, I forgive you.
It's over, Mizuho Sakuragi!
What?
Who are you calling Kekko Kamen?
W-Why are you...
I was very suspicious of this school's
illegal activities from before.
Prepare to meet your doom!
This camera is capturing everything!
Here Mayumi, report this.
I have already recommended
you to my superiors.
If this report goes
well, you get the job!
Really?
Kekko Kamen is a person
that loves good...
...and supports our hopes and dreams.
She's totally awesome!
Kekko Kamen leaps into the air!
She throws a nice punch!
Kekko Kamen's devastating
nunchuku attack!
Is he down?
Turtle Kamen is down.
Only Healthy Kamen remains!
Muffication! Muffication!
Wonderful!
We are experiencing
technical difficulties.
I'm sorry Jun.
I don't know what came over me.
I acted foolishly just to
get a job at MGF television.
That's okay.
From now on, it's just
gonna be a fair fight.
I got a letter from MGF!
Open it, Mayumi.
...canceled...
No way!
Let me see that.
Ms. Mayumi Takahashi.
I'm very sorry to inform
you that your employment...
...with MGF television
has been canceled.
To tell you the truth, that
report had very high ratings.
But that open crotch jump
was caught clear on camera.
It was live, so what can I say?
And so I got fired as well.
The boss was so pissed that...
...he figured the person that
I recommend was worthless.
What an asshole!
You're probably better off
that you didn't get the job.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, and don't worry about me.
I got a job at another station.
Well, ciao!
Don't think this is the end of us.
This will continue in
"Revenge of Mangriffon.”
Schoolmaster!
Next time, on "Revenge
of Mangriffon"...
Person of...
...love and...
...justice.
With her face covered by a mask...
...but her body exposed.
She will protect...
...lovely girls from harm.
Kekko Kamen will...
...keep on fighting.
Please support Kekko Kamen!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
The Kekko Kamen Theme
Nobody knows who she is...
...but everybody knows her body.
Friendly Kekko Kamen is...
...a wonderful woman
and a hero for good.
She appears suddenly
like a forceful wind...
...shows off plenty and leaves.
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Nobody has seen her face ...
...but everybody knows
her private parts.
Friendly Kekko Kamen is...
...a wonderful woman
and a hero for good.
She shows up flying with
her crotch wide open...
...and defeats those evil teachers.
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Based on the comic by Go Nagai
Team-Dynamic Productions
Screenplay : Yuuki Okano
Music : Mari Shimizu
Keiko Natsuwata :
played by Shino Saito
Mayumi Takahashi :
played by Jyuri Inahara
Headmaster : played
by Kenjiro Ishimaru
Mysterious Schoolmaster :
played by Hiromitsu Suzuki
Nobody has seen her face...
Everybody knows her nipples.
Friendly Kekko Kamen is...
...a wonderful woman
and a hero for good.
Nunchaku, Karate, Six-foot stick
Beware the Big Toenail of Satan
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Who is this Kekko Kamen?
Directed by Takafumi Nagamine
Kekko Kamen
Mangriffon Announcer Academy
My name is Mayumi Takahashi.
I came to Japan from New
Zealand six months ago.
How do you say...
Oh right, I'm a young
Japanese returning ex-patriot.
I wanted to be an anchorwoman.
So I decided to enter this
Mangriffon announcer academy.
But this school was way different
than the one in New Zealand.
School regulations are very strict.
We are constantly being monitored
on camera by the head schoolmaster.
If there is a student who shows
disobedience or lack of respect...
...teachers bring them to the basement
where they are heavily punished.
Going out is forbidden, of course.
That might be why Mangriffon
announcer academy is...
...the most famous school for
developing anchorwomen, but...
The schoolmaster said that
the policy of the school is...
...for the female anchors to be
pure, righteous, and beautiful.
A, I, U,E 0, A, O..
Ka, Ke, Ki, Ku, Ke, Ko, Ka, Ko...
Sa, Se, Shi, Su, Se, So, Sa, So...
Ta, Te, Chi, Tsu, Te, To, Ta, To...
Na, Ne, Ni, Nu, Ne, No, Na, No...
Ha, He, Hi, Fu, He, Ho, Ha, Ho...
Ma, Me, Mi, Mu, Me, Mo, Ma, Mo...
Ya, Ye, Yi, Yu, Ye, Yo, Ya, Yo...
Keiko Natsuwata
Wakana Nakai
Jun Takenouchi
Kyoichi Furusawa
Mayumi Takahashi
My fast-speaking skills have
gotten a little better today.
You really need to memorize some Kanji.
I memorized quite a lot.
I can now write the
numbers "one"” and "ten"!
Well, I guess it's tough since
you are a returnee from abroad.
But if you don't know your Kanji...
...you won't be able to
read any news manuscripts.
That's okay.
I'll pay a large sum of
money to bribe the AD...
...and have him write the
manuscript in Hiragana.
That's why I have to be
popular and save some money!
You are putting your efforts
in the wrong direction!
Being an anchorwoman
is a very tough job.
Being an anchorwoman
is a very tough job.
Knowledge that is precisely
researched and mounted...
Reflexes that correspond to the
comments of the interviewee...
Only one who possess great
intellect and physique...
...shall be chosen as an anchorwoman..
I really wanna be an anchorwoman!
Our school was given
the name "Mangriffon”...
...a combination of "Man" and the
bird-creature known as "Griffon".
Is that similar to cunnilingus?
The anchorwoman has been
named as the one who...
...brings imagination and spiritual
presence to the world of mankind.
This serious attitude that
has been given to education...
...I am very deeply touched.
I will allow admission.
Will the guardian please
leave the premises?
Our school is a boarding school.
For 3 years, I want her to cut all
ties with the outside world and...
...master the arts.
And now, onto a happier subject...
Early this morning, sextuplets
were born at a hospital in Tokyo.
The mother of six babies is...
Mizuho, she's fantastic...
She's also a graduate from this school.
Really?
I'm gonna work real hard too!
...everyone was shocked.
After these commercials,
we'll have the weather.
Pronunciation and fast speaking
are still my weak points.
But I hate this class
more than anything.
It's supposed to be a very
famous text used for a play...
...but it's still full of Kanji!
You, read.
Yes.
As all of you in attendance may know...
...the medicine which is
obtained 80km west of Edo...
...has originated from the land
of Chin, by a person named "Uirou."”
Okay, that's enough.
Next is Kyoichi's turn.
Read.
Yes.
The medicine is taken from inside the
palace and placed inside a crown...
It's removed from the gap in the crown
when it is used one tablet at a time.
Okay.
And...
And the name of that according to...
...the emperor is "To-Chinko.”
One more time!
The name is "To-Chinko."”
Say it articulately.
The name is "To, Chin, Ko.”
Continue.
And if you separate "Tochinko”...
It is comprised of words such as
"peak”, and "see-through incense"...
Say it louder!
The name is "Tochinko.”
What happened? Continue!
As of now, this medicine...
...has extremely...
...has extremely spread
all over the land.
This medicine has extremely
spread all over the land...
You are having lots of trouble with
your Kanji, Ms. Mayumi Takahashi.
I'm sorry.
Stupid
Can you read this?
Horse, donkey!
You read this as "stupid"!
That's what you are!
Are you really putting
any effort into this?
Maybe you should just quit.
You are a distraction
to the other students.
You may sit down.
Mayumi's mother
Ms. Mayumi Takahashi
What is it?
I have good news!
I'm going to teach you a special lesson.
A lesson?
You didn't do very well today in class.
That's right, that's why we
need to teach you a lesson...
...in the torture
chamber in the basement.
Torture chamber?
Oh, did you wet yourself?
No, I didn't!
Can't believe you wet
yourself just from hearing...
..."torture chamber”.
The fun is just beginning.
No.
Somebody please help me!
We are going to work on your speech.
Say this out loud!
I can't!
Say it! Say it now!
M-Man...
I can't say it!
Ms. Mayumi Takahashi...
You are attending this school in
order to become an anchorwoman.
Is that correct?
Yes...
And you can't even say the
simple name of a location!
Location?
That's right.
It's just a the name of a place.
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
What's the name of the lake in
Naha famous for its tideland?
Manko.
The beautiful crescent-shaped
lake in Switzerland?
Re Manko.
When the female anchor says
the names of those places...
...viewers seem to enjoy it very much.
Re Manko!
Aso Kokusai country club!
Ome Koutsu!
Bali Island Kintamani!
Education is such a wonderful thing.
Even if the student is not bright,
it opens the doors of possibility.
Let us open it!
Yes.
No!
Please stop it!
Please stop it!
No!
Stop it!
If there is a door of possibility...
...could it be right around here?
Don't talk back to us
like that, you bad student!
There is a need for more punishment!
1, Nakata, will punish you!
It's time for a whipping!
Study harder!
Make an effort to read Kanji!
I will study Kanji, so please stop it!
It hurts! Stop it!
Don't take teachers lightly!
Scream some more!
To an announcer, beautiful
teeth are everything.
Which toothpaste would
you like me to use?
Strawberry flavor? Or banana flavor?
If you can't decide,
I'll just mix both...
Now, now...
Open your mouth wide.
Come on, open it.
That's right, atta girl...
Everyone loves white teeth.
White teeth! White teeth!
Let me examine your teeth...
Good...
Open wide!
White teeth! White teeth!
Open your mouth wider.
Let me see the ones in the back...
Let's see that wisdom tooth!
Damn wisdom tooth!
I'll make it clean and white!
I'll brush behind the tooth too.
What a beautiful leg!
Oh, how wonderful!
Wonderful, wonderful!
You too?
I prefer women.
Kekko Kamen has arrived!
How dare you teach lessons by
giving such physical punishment!
Even if heaven forgives
your evildoings, I will not!
Take a hike you perverted maniac!
Could it be?
Muffication! Muffication!
This is just wonderful!
Simply wonderful
Wonderful...
You are...
I am Kekko Kamen.
As long as you don't give up on your
dreams, I'll always come to the rescue.
You will?
Really?
Good...
Who is this "K"?
She is our greatest enemy, Kekko Kamen.
In the past, she completely obliterated
my first school, "Spartan Academy".
What...
Do something now!
I don't care what dirty methods you use!
Yes, sir.
She was real.
She was real!
What was?
Did you see a pervert or something?
No!
Kekko Kamen came to my rescue!
Kekko?
Kekko Kamen.
You both heard of her too right?
There was a legendary figure
in the past named Kekko Kamen...
Once, there was a person who
fought for the dreams and...
...liberties of young
people by exposing herself...
But that's just a legend, right?
She was real!
So why did this Kekko
Kamen help you, Mayumi?
That's probably because...
I'm a cute and admirable girl
that never gives up on her dreams.
You are so impudent.
Where are we going?
It's very dark here.
I thought I would give
you a special lesson.
What are you doing?
You have an ugly face, but
your boobs are fabulous.
It's such a waste for
those precious boobs.
Not to brag or anything...
...but if a girl's boobs are huge,
I don't care what her face looks like.
The secret organization "Mangriffon”
was formed to recruit ignorant fools.
It's a group consisting
of very special folks.
I have a special power to
suck energy from your boobs...
...and turn it into a
different type of energy!
How does it feel to be reborn?
Your name is now Akira Oshima.
After sucking the energy from your
boobs, you've gained a new identity
I'm Akira Oshima...
If you want to get your boobs back,
you will do exactly what I say!
Yes!
Tell me what to do!
Find out why Kekko Kamen came
to Mayumi Takahashi's rescue.
You got it?
Keiko sensei!
What are you doing this early?
Yesterday, Kekko Kamen
came to my rescue!
Really?
Isn't that like an urban legend?
Kekko Kamen really exists!
Thank you, Keiko sensei!
But, I haven't done anything...
What happened?
My goodness.
She has good instincts...
Oh, welcome.
It's such an honor to have
you here, Ms. Mizuho Sakuragi.
The director of our station told me
to recruit someone from your school.
I see.
I would appreciate it if you could...
...provide someone of great academic
achievement and human nature.
I understand.
Right away.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning!
Good morning.
Last night, a woman named Manko
Kanazawa was stabbed to death...
...by her husband while
preparing dinner in her apartment.
According to the police,
Mrs. Kanazawa was...
...preparing hamburger for dinner,
but her husband came home irate.
He told her "Stop cooking crappy
dinners! I'll turn you into hamburger!”
He then took a kitchen knife and
stabbed her stomach repeatedly.
Okay, good.
Now it's your turn, Takahashi.
Last night, a woman named Manko
Kanazawa was stabbed to death...
...by her husband while
preparing dinner in her apartment!
No!
Who the hell reads a tragic
event with a smiley face?
Sorry.
You are sweating a lot, Mayumi.
Mrs. Kanazawa was...
You are soaked.
...stabbed her husband to death while...
...fixing
dinner...
Wrong!
...while preparing
dinner in her apartment...
Um...
She was cooking a hamburger...
...but her husband came home and...
...stabbed her to death...
...saying "Stop cooking crappy dinners."”
You messed up the sacred manuscript.
I'm sorry...
You feel cooler now, don't you?
What's wrong?
Read!
If you don't want to take the
class, get the hell outta here!
Okay, now we'll continue
with you, Kyoichi.
Mayumi Takahashi
Mayumi Takahashi
Jun Takenouchi
Kyoichi saw my panties!
That's better than being
glared at and flunking.
I'd rather people see these
favorite bear panties of mine.
Does it really matter?
But it's really frustrating.
I heard a rumor that Professor
Oshio is selling the videos of us.
He calls them "the making-of
a future anchorwoman”.
What?
Until we can graduate, we have
to be obedient to our teachers.
I'm introducing a new student.
I'm Akira Oshima. Nice to meet you all.
Sit right there.
He's kind of cute, no?
Yeah...
Sorry to inform you all, but we
are going to cancel today's class...
...to have a physical check-up.
What?
Our partner, MGF television
studio, has informed us that...
...they need a fresh face
for their news department.
We will send one student from this
school with a high academic record...
...who is in top physical shape.
That's right!
Everyone show up at the
health office in 5 minutes!
Furusawa, look after Oshima
since we have very few men.
Yes.
Jun, give me one sip.
Sure.
Here you go.
Thank you, Doctor.
Thank you.
You two!
Move up the line. What
are you all waiting for?
What are you doing?
Hurry and move, move, move, move!
What's wrong?
Oh, it's nothing.
Just my stomach...
You don't look well.
Maybe you should rest?
I'm okay...
I need to get the physical check-up...
You're not taking
good care of your body.
I don't think you can handle
the job for MGF television.
But...
When the girls are done, you should go
to the health office in 30 minutes or so.
What about you?
I don't feel well.
Just tell the teachers
I'm not feeling well.
Hey Wakana, what was that
stuff you put in Jun's bottle?
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm
talking about, I saw it.
It was just a laxative.
It's too bad she fell for it.
That's terrible.
Why did you do it?
You heard what they said.
Only one of us can get hired by MGF
We're not friends, you know. We're
all fighting for the position.
You have to use everything
necessary to get the job.
I guess you're right.
We can't be friends for long.
Use every dirty trick you can.
You know you can't
beat me fair and square!
What's that?
Stop it, you two!
I'm not going to talk
to you anymore, Mayumi.
We can't be buddies and
expect to get the job.
I thought I told everyone to come.
Please forgive me. I'm
not feeling very well.
Come with me.
You told on me?
No hard feelings. You're the
one who decided not to show up.
I have no interest
in men's naked bodies.
But there is meaning to a
check-up regardless of your sex.
Why?
Why didn't you go?
You think you can get away?
Why do you hate physical check-ups?
Yeah, why?
Huh?
I think we need to check this one
real carefully. What do you think?
Stop it! Let me go!
Let go of me!
Stop!
Stop it!
No!
Stop it!
Stop it!
No!
Now, let's do a body check.
Don't move, or I might
cut your precious part...
You are...
You are a woman?
Wait a minute...
You have to use everything
necessary to get the job!
We can't be friends for long.
Akira...
Furusawa has been
abducted by the teachers.
Kyoichi?
He didn't look like a bad guy, though...
What's going on with this school?
Body of a woman but a heart of a man.
Totally my type!
So...
...you must be Kekko Kamen!
I don't know!
I don't know anything!
You should be ashamed of
yourselves for picking on...
...innocent students
and stripping them naked.
You will all be punished!
Contemplate your wrongdoings in hell!
So this is Kekko Kamen...
It wasn't Koichi...
I see that the secret to Kekko Kamen's
strength lies in her ability to...
...expose and reveal everything
about the female body.
That's right.
It's an all out effort.
I don't think Kyoichi can pull off
anything that with the heart of a man.
Men are creatures of vanity.
They are unable to be defiant.
Then who is she?
Trust me.
I will find out who Kekko Kamen is.
Akira.
Your smile is amazing.
You're smiling from the
bottom of your heart.
Others too, right?
Other girls are smiling
with their mouth.
It's the first time I've seen
a girl who smiles like you do.
Did you button yourself?
My nails get stuck.
You always take too long.
Oh shit, have to hurry!
Next class is Oshio's. Gotta hurry up!
Huh? My panties are missing.
Good morning everyone.
Good morning.
For today's class, we are going
to experience ballroom dancing.
Okay, everyone?
Yes.
Now to play the role of dance teacher,
please do the honors, Mr. Oshima.
Yes.
And the reporter will be...
...\Wakana.
Yes...
Today's special news!
We are going to cover the secrets
to the very popular ballroom dancing.
Let's ask Mr. Oshima
about tips for the dance.
You're very stiff, Wakana.
Sorry...
No, you're doing it all wrong.
A smile is very important
for a reporter, right?
Without it, you can't
capture the viewers' heart.
Now show me a happy face.
Happy.
Smile.
Good, very cute.
Now let's try it one more time.
Okay.
Ballroom dancing is
good for your health.
It burns as many calories as walking.
What are you doing?
Focus!
Yes.
By using the legs, heart and
lungs, you work out to the fullest.
I guess the secret to its popularity...
...is the fact you can have
fun while you exercise...
No!
What do you think you're doing?
Taking a sacred class
with no panties on!
Sorry, there's a reason for this...
You are messing with me aren't you?
No, it's not like that...
We're gonna have to teach
you a lesson later on.
I need to talk to you, Mayumi.
Can I stop by your place later?
What if Akira makes a move on me?
Just in case he does...
You know, "just in case"...
Huh?
My favorite panties are gone!
Hey, do you know where my panties are?
Who would take your panties?
Hey, my panties are gone too!
Somebody's stealing panties? No way!
I was very surprised earlier...
Wakana is one strange person, huh?
Wakana's not that kind of a girl!
I don't think she would do
anything to disrupt the class.
You really care about
your friends, don't you?
Great news, Wakana.
Today, I invited a special instructor
to beat some sense into you!
Just remember...
...for this teacher,
words are meaningless.
Mayumi!
What's wrong, Jun?
Nothing...
Who cares about Wakana?
What happened to Wakana?
She was taken to the torture
chamber in the basement.
How nice!
I knew it! It wasn't
just some ordinary lesson!
There's no need to go and rescue her.
She deserves to be punished, and
lose her chance at becoming the...
...anchorwoman at MGF
Stop saying that, Jun.
Wakana did a bad thing
by using laxatives on you.
But getting rid of the competition
by underhanded means ...
...is just not something I can do!
Was it Akira's idea to
use Wakana Nakai as bait?
Yes.
This bait should lure Mayumi
Takahashi and that will lead to the...
...appearance of Kekko Kamen...
Show yourself, Kekko Kamen!
Your worst nightmare awaits!
Looks delicious, right?
I'll let you eat a lot!
If I eat a live eel,
I'm going to feel sick!
If you have no desire to take lessons,
you deserve to get severe diarrhea!
Here they come.
I'm trying to take the
lessons very seriously!
Please forgive me!
They look yummy, don't they?
Wakana!
Wakana!
Well, well, it's the
underachiever Mayumi.
You want to take some lessons too?
Please let Wakana go!
Let's see...
Please open the door!
You want to enter?
Then say "please let me enter”.
Please let me enter!
Man, what a feeling!
I'm glad to be alive!
Wakana!
Wakana!
I'm glad you were
able to say it, girl...
I will give you a reward!
Please, let Wakana go!
I will let you have a lesson as well.
Wakana!
Wake up, Wakana!
Wakana!
Wakana!
Someone, help!
Ms. Keiko, I've been a bad girl!
What's wrong?
I feel bad for laughing at
my friend's misfortunes...
What happened?
Wakana was taken away by Professor
Sudo and Professor Oshio...
They are unbelievable.
They plan to provide more punishment...
Mayumi... she went to rescue
Wakana, without hesitation...
But I...
Don't worry.
As long as you care for one
another, she will come to the rescue.
You mean...
That's right.
Kekko Kamen!
Yes!
Well...
What is it?
Maybe it's better that you leave now,
for your safety, and for the plot.
I understand.
Good day.
Go now.
Okay.
Go!
Even if heaven forgives
your evildoings, I will not!
Kekko Kamen has arrived!
You look wonderful each and every time!
But I guess this is the
end of the road for you.
I have prepared a beast
to take care of you!
Not even you can beat this Behemoth!
Damn you...
Come down here!
I'm here to rescue you two.
Hurry!
But, Kekko Kamen...
We're only gonna be a
distraction for her. Now let's go!
We can get out of here!
Come this way.
Phew, that was close!
Thanks a lot.
It's freezing. I'm outta here. You
two go on and do whatever you want.
Are you all right?
Now you are safe with me.
Akira...
Akira?
Sorry about this, but I need
to take you as my hostage.
I'm the one who will reveal
Kekko Kamen's secrets.
An illusion in my heart, an
orange muffler around my neck.
I beat down the villains
with my superhuman powers...
They call me The Illusionary...
...Investigator?
The Illusionary Panty!
Come panties, provide
me with your powers!
Hey...
Bear...
These are my...
No way!
I have been reborn using
the powers of Mangriffon!
I took all the panties
from within this school.
Good bye, my first love...
Now, to gain more power...
I'll take those panties
you're wearing now!
Come down here already!
No!
Give it up!
Stop it!
Hold it right there!
Panties are sacred to a woman.
Not only did you steal them, but wearing
them on your head is unspeakable.
I will teach you a lesson!
Stop right there, Kekko Kamen.
Don't even make a move!
I won't be responsible
for what happens to her!
Such a sight!
Kekko Kamen...
Take a look at this Illusionary Panty!
Wow, wonderful!
Now that is wonderful!
Your moves have no effect on her!
How are you going to
defeat her, Kekko Kamen?
Like this.
No fair!
This girl was also a victim.
The real enemy is
still around somewhere!
The real enemy?
Yes. The one who wants to
destroy all your dreams and hopes.
Could that be me, Kekko Kamen?
...or should I say Mizuho
Sakuragi of MGF television!
I know everything.
I couldn't imagine such a talented
anchorwoman appearing in that manner!
Charging an unreasonable
amount of money for tuition...
...and not even giving
good lessons in return!
You use the power of education
and abuse it with shameful acts...
I won't let you get away with this!
You fools should
appreciate what I have done.
During your stay here in school...
You can at least dream of
becoming an anchorwoman.
A dream that shall never
come true in reality!
To defeat you, Mangriffon
has prepared several androids!
His entire body covered in iron
and steel, "Iron-steel Kamen."
Able to deflect any attack with
its turtle shell, "Turtle Kamen."
With a great body, "Healthy Kamen."
Ahh, it's totally disastrous!
I'm so sorry, Mr. Nagai.
That's okay, I forgive you.
It's over, Mizuho Sakuragi!
What?
Who are you calling Kekko Kamen?
W-Why are you...
I was very suspicious of this school's
illegal activities from before.
Prepare to meet your doom!
This camera is capturing everything!
Here Mayumi, report this.
I have already recommended
you to my superiors.
If this report goes
well, you get the job!
Really?
Kekko Kamen is a person
that loves good...
...and supports our hopes and dreams.
She's totally awesome!
Kekko Kamen leaps into the air!
She throws a nice punch!
Kekko Kamen's devastating
nunchuku attack!
Is he down?
Turtle Kamen is down.
Only Healthy Kamen remains!
Muffication! Muffication!
Wonderful!
We are experiencing
technical difficulties.
I'm sorry Jun.
I don't know what came over me.
I acted foolishly just to
get a job at MGF television.
That's okay.
From now on, it's just
gonna be a fair fight.
I got a letter from MGF!
Open it, Mayumi.
...canceled...
No way!
Let me see that.
Ms. Mayumi Takahashi.
I'm very sorry to inform
you that your employment...
...with MGF television
has been canceled.
To tell you the truth, that
report had very high ratings.
But that open crotch jump
was caught clear on camera.
It was live, so what can I say?
And so I got fired as well.
The boss was so pissed that...
...he figured the person that
I recommend was worthless.
What an asshole!
You're probably better off
that you didn't get the job.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, and don't worry about me.
I got a job at another station.
Well, ciao!
Don't think this is the end of us.
This will continue in
"Revenge of Mangriffon.”
Schoolmaster!
Next time, on "Revenge
of Mangriffon"...
Person of...
...love and...
...justice.
With her face covered by a mask...
...but her body exposed.
She will protect...
...lovely girls from harm.
Kekko Kamen will...
...keep on fighting.
Please support Kekko Kamen!