Joyride (1997) - full transcript

♪ A GAME OF BROKEN HEARTS...

♪ WHEN I WOKE UP
THIS MORNING, THE-- ♪

♪ THIS WORLD
IS NOT MY HOME ♪

♪ THIS WORLD
IS NOT MY HOME... ♪

YOU HAVE MAIL.

GHOST.

PASSWORD ACCEPTED.

LISA, I'M FOR REAL.
ARE YOU?

THERE'S
A PRICE TO PAY.

CLOSE AND SEND.

JESUS.



DIDN'T MEAN
TO SCARE YOU.

THAT'S OK. UM,
WELL, YOU HERE FOR--

A ROOM.
I HAD A RESERVATION.

OK. WELL, LET'S GO
TO THE OFFICE.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

UH--NO, NO.
SHE'S JUST A GUEST.

NICE PLACE
YOU GOT HERE.

THANK YOU.
I DO MY BEST.

GO IN THE OTHER DOOR
OVER THERE.

SO, UH...

HOW LONG YOU HERE?

PASSING THROUGH.

OK. MISS...

MS.



OH, YEAH. YEAH.
MS. SMITH, RIGHT?

YEAH. WELL, UM...

I'M J.T. WELCOME TO
THE LONE STAR MOTEL.

AND IF I CAN DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, JUST, UH...

HI.
THE KEY.

OH, YES.
YOU ARE NUMBER 7.

LUCKY 7.

AND IS THAT YOUR CAR?
'CAUSE IF THAT'S YOUR CAR,

YOU CAN JUST,
UH-- YOU CAN LEAVE IT RIGHT THERE.

DON'T TOUCH IT.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR IT.

SORRY. DID I
INTERRUPT SOMETHING?

OH, NO, NO. SHE WAS
JUST CHECKING IN.

HEY, I WAS WONDERING
IF Y'ALL HAD SOME MAGAZINES.

WHAT KIND OF MAGAZINES
YOU LOOKING FOR?

YOU KNOW, LIKE COSMO OR VOGUEOR,
YOU KNOW, LIKE, SOME FASHION MAGAZINES.

'CAUSE I'M GOING
TO BE A MODEL, AND

I NEED TO KEEP UP
WITH THE LATEST TRENDS.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A MODEL?

YEAH.

WOW.
YEAH, YOU COULD BE A MODEL.

YEAH.
I THINK SO.

I'M TANYA.

I'M J.T.

J.T.!

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT THAT CRESCENT WRENCH?

NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX THE--

I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
J.T.

ANYTIME.

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

THAT'S A WARNING.
WHERE'S THE WRENCH?

IT'S ON TOP
OF THE FILE CABINET.

YEAH. YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT TOO SURE ABOUT THIS.

WELL...

WHO'S THAT?

TANYA.

YOU BONING HER?

NOT YET, I'M NOT.

BUT YOU'RE PLANNING
ON IT?

YOU COULDN'T GET
THE BEAMER?

I HATE THE HYUNDAI.

WELL, IT'S MORE
THAN YOU'VE GOT.

SHE LOOKS TRASHY.

I KNOW.
I LOVE THAT.

SORRY.
ASSHOLE!

JERK. HEY, HEY!
WATCH IT, FAG BOY.

OH, MY GOD. I HATE
THIS FUCKING TOWN.

WHAT?
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

DID YOU SAY THAT YOU WANTED TO SUCK HIS COCK?

GET OFF ME!

I CAN HELP WITH THAT.
COME HERE. COME HERE.

GET OFF!

PUT HIM
ON HIS KNEES!

WANT TO GIVE A LITTLE SUCK
IN FRONT OF US ALL, HUH?

SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND!
COME ON, JAMES!

SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND!
SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND!

COME HERE,
YOU LITTLE SHIT!

I KNOW
WHERE YOU LIVE, MAN!

STUPID FUCK!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT CROSS-BREEDING--

JUST DRINK YOUR BEER.
RELAX.

FUCKING ASSHOLE.

DON'T YOU WANT TO
JUST FUCKING KILL HIM?

YEAH.
CUT HIS FUCKING DICK OFF?

I ABSOLUTELY WOULD LOVE
TO DO THAT.

I'D LOVE TO SHOVE IT
RIGHT DOWN HIS THROAT.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT ISN'T GOING TO DO ANY GOOD.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEREVER I GO,
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,

I'M GOING TO RUN
INTO REDNECK JOEY

AT THE 7-ELEVEN,
AT THE WAL-MART, AT THE K--

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON SPENDING

THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE HERE.

I MEAN, THAT'S INSANE.
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE.

WHO'S GOING TO RUN
THE MOTEL?

HAVE YOUR FATHER
HIRE SOMEONE.

WE'RE GETTING OUT
OF HERE.

WELL, MAYBE YOU ARE.

YOU ARE, TOO.

I DON'T THINK SO.

I'M NOT QUITE SURE
WHAT GOES ON OVER THERE.

ME NEITHER.

IT MUST BE
A PARTY OR SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, I BET THE WOMAN NEXT DOOR,
SHE GETS PISSED OFF.

WHAT WOMAN? WHAT WOMAN?

WELL, THERE'S SOME CHICK
IN NUMBER 7.

SHE DRIVES A CUTLASS.

NICE CAR.
YEAH.

VERY NICE CAR.

OH, GOD. OH, GOD.

I'M TOO DRUNK
TO TALK TO ANYBODY.

THAT'S OK.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY A WORD.

HI.HOW YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE
YOU BOYS DOING?

WELL, UH, WE'RE HANGING,
HAVING A GOOD TIME.

WE'RE GOING
TO GO SKINNY DIPPING.

YEAH. Y'ALL ARE DRUNK.

A LITTLE DRUNK, YEAH.

YOU GOT ANY BEER LEFT?

I GOT THIS ONE.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.

THANKS.
UH-HUH.

ME AND JAMES WERE, UH...
WERE BRAWLING EARLIER

WITH THIS BIG CROWD OF GUYS.
UH-HUH.

YEAH.
THEY WERE ALL...

COWBOY BOOTS AND--

YEAH. TOUGH GUYS.OH, YEAH.

I LIKE TOUGH GUYS.

WELL,
I LIKE NAKED WOMEN.

HOW SWEET.

YOU WANT TO GO SWIMMING?

I WOULD LOVE TO,

BUT THERE'S
NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY.

WELL,
THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM,

BECAUSE I CAN SAFE YOU.

DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD?

ABSOLUTELY.

SEE, I READ THIS MANUAL
AND I LEARNED HOW TO DO

MOUTH-TO-MOUTH AND
THAT HEART-PUMPING THING.

HEART-PUMPING THING?

YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH,
I FEEL SAFE NOW.

YOU'RE REALLY SCARED?

NOT ABOUT DROWNING.

LISTEN...

I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.

WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELL, I'M GETTING NAKED,
YOU'RE GETTING NAKED,

AND THEN, MY FRIEND,
SHE IS GETTING NAKED.

UH, NO.
THAT'S MY CUE TO LEAVE.

OH, JAMES. COME ON.

HUH?

OK. GO.

I'M GOING. I'M GOING.

I JUST AIN'T NEVER SEEN A MODEL GET NAKED BEFORE.

ME, NEITHER.

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.

OH.

OK. GO.

LET'S GO.I'M GOING. I'M GOING.

I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE SITTING DOWN,

'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING IN,
LIKE, 2.2,

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

ALL RIGHT.

RIGHT. I KNOW.

I KNOW YOU KNOW.

NICE.

YEAH.

YOU HAVE
A GREAT BODY.

THANK YOU.

FOR A FARM BOY.

OK. LET'S SEE IT.
LET'S DO IT.

OK. GO.
ALL OR NOTHING.

WE'RE PLAYING A GAME HERE.
WE'RE HAVING FUN.

RIGHT.
ALL OR NOTHING.

OR NOTHING.

YOU ARE BRAVE.

THANK YOU.

IT'S YOUR TURN.

TO WHAT?

TO COME IN THE POOL.
COME ON.

PLEASE.
IT'S NOT FAIR, REALLY.

I'M NOT VERY FAIR.

SERIOUSLY. PLEASE,
WILL YOU GET IN THE POOL?

COME ON.

I NEED SOME BEAUTY
IN MY LIFE.

TANYA, HONEY?

TANYA?

TANYA?

WHOO! ALL RIGHT!

WAS IT WORTH IT?

ABSOLUTELY.
100 % WORTH IT.

100 %?
UH-HUH.

ABSOLUTELY.

WHOO!

WHOO!

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

J.T. HELLO!
- HI!

LOOK WHO IT IS, HEY!

HEY! COME ON IN!

GREAT.

PARTY TOWN.

♪ THIS WORLD
IS NOT MY HOME ♪

♪ THIS WORLD
IS NOT MY HOME ♪

♪ THIS WORLD
IS NOT MY HOME... ♪

TANYA.

TANYA, HONEY,
I'M LEAVING.

TANYA. YOU UP?

TANYA!

MORNING, TANYA.

TANYA. HONEY,
WHAT'S WRONG?

TANYA, WHAT'S WRONG?

TANYA.

TANYA, WAKE UP!

JESUS. DRUNK?

DADDY, GO AWAY.
I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON.

SO FUCKING WHAT?
YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

GO AWAY.

COME ON.

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
BEFORE TONIGHT.

WE GOT
MORE PEOPLE COMING.

DADDY, YOU SAID WE COULD GO TO PARIS AND I WOULD BE A MODEL.

RIGHT.

THAT'S JUST WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

A COUPLE MORE GIGS, PARIS. UH-HUH.

PAR-EE.

UH-HUH.

YOU HAVE TO BE 20.
I'M ALREADY... 20.

A MODEL? RIGHT.

DADDY'S GOING TO MAKE SURE
THAT NEVER HAPPENS.

CONCENTRATE.

CLEAR.

I'M KEEPING
MY CLOTHES ON TONIGHT.

YES, ME TOO. UNLESS, OF COURSE,
SHE JUST BEGS.

OH. WELL, YEAH.
RIGHT.

IN YOUR DREAMS.

YOU KNOW? I THINK THAT
I'M GOING TO GO GET HER.

BUT I MEAN-- WHY DON'T WE JUST,
YOU KNOW,

HANG OUT FOR A WHILE,
THE 2 OF US?

FINE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO POUT,
JUST GO.

I'M NOT POUTING
AT ALL.

JUST GO.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, MAN.

RELAX! LIGHTEN UP.
HAVE FUN.

TANYA?

HI.
HELLO.

HOW YOU DOING?I'M FINE.

GOOD. WELL, UM,
YOU WANT TO COME OUT?

CAN'T.WE GOT SOME BEER.

THANKS. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OK?

CAN I HELP YOU, SON?

UH, NO. NO.
I WAS JUST SEEING IF TANYA WANTED TO COME...

DID YOU GET MY LITTLE GIRL DRUNK LAST NIGHT?

NO.

YOU KNOW, I'M HOPING

YOU CAN RESPECT
OUR RIGHT TO PRIVACY.

I'D HATE TO TELL
YOUR OLD MAN THAT...

WE WERE LEAVING THIS...

REALLY FINE HOTEL
FOR ANOTHER

'CAUSE YOU WAS HARASSING
MY DAUGHTER.

HARASSING?

RUN ALONG, JUNIOR.

WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?

LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT HE JUST PUT HIS HAND ON ME.

I MEAN, ALL THESE FUCKERS
TELLING ME WHAT TO DO--

FIRST, THAT CHICK,
AND NOW HIM?

WAIT. WHAT CHICK?

COME ON. THE CHICK IN NUMBER 7.
THE ONE WHO HAS THE CAR.

OH, YEAH. YEAH.

YEAH, EXACTLY. WELL, FIRST HER,
AND THEN THIS DICKHEAD.

HEY. FUCK YOU!

FUCK 'EM.

YEAH. I MEAN, FUCK 'EM.

THEY DON'T HAVE
TO LIVE HERE. WE DO.

OH, MAN. MOTHERFUCKER.

I MEAN, THIS IS GOING TO
BE MINE ONE DAY, RIGHT?

OH, YEAH.
SO YOU'RE A PRINCE AMONG THIEVES.

NO. I AM A KING.

WELL,
LONG LIVE THE KING.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HI.WHAT'S THAT?

HAVING TROUBLE
FINDING THE KEY?

I DON'T--

THE OFFICE KEY,

THE ONE WITH
THE BLACK RUBBER ON IT.

LISTEN. IF YOU'RE FROM THE POLICE,
I TOLD THEM EVERYTHING--

WHY DON'T WE GO INSIDE?

AFTER YOU.
OK. GREAT.

LISTEN,
DO YOU MIND IF--

WHY DON'T WE JUST GO AND
COME BACK FOR HER LATER?

SHE'LL BE OUT
IN A MINUTE.

YOU SAID THAT
A HALF HOUR AGO.

I KNOW,
BUT IF WE JUST GIVE HER A COUPLE MORE MINUTES...

YOU'RE TOTALLY STUCK
ON HER.

I KNOW.

JUST BECAUSE
YOU SAW HER NAKED?

YEAH, JUST BECAUSE
I SAW HER NAKED.

I MEAN, I GOT A THING
FOR A BEAUTIFUL GIRL

WHO GETS NAKED WITH ME.

DON'T YOU EVER GET
A HARD-ON FOR A GIRL?

SURE.YEAH. SURE.

WAIT,
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

OH, FORGET IT.
COME ON. WE'LL GO--

NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE

I CARE ABOUT MY HAIR
AND MY CLOTHES--

FORGET IT.
I SAID THAT I'M SORRY.

NO. AS A MATTER
OF FACT, YOU DIDN'T.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?

WELL, I ACTUALLY
WANT YOU TO SAY IT.

LOOK AT THIS.

OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE THIS CAR.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

I DON'T KNOW.
IT WON'T START.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

WE'RE STRANDED HERE
ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?

DAMN IT! FUCK.

OH, MY GOSH.
WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT,
YOU'RE NOT THINKING--

JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND
DON'T--DON'T TOUCH THE CAR.

WELL, THEN,
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET IT?

Oh, man, is she stacked!

All right.
This is perfect.

Look. She's showering.
You get up there.

NO!

No, you're going
to keep an eye out.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DRILLED A HOLE TO SPY ON PEOPLE.

WELL, IT'S A BORING FUCKING TOWN.
WHAT CAN I SAY?

GET OUT!
GET OUT!

GET OUT!

Man, muffled: HEY!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

FUCKING
BLACKMAIL SCHEME?

YOU MIDDLE-AGED PUNK!

YEAH!

HEY!
HEY, TANYA.

OK. COME ON.
GO! LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

TANYA, COME ON.
IS THAT YOUR DAD?

IS SHE COMING? YEAH.
SURE, SHE'S COMING.

HE'S OVER THERE.

COME ON. I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

NO, IT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.I DON'T HAVE ANY SHOES.

THAT'S OK. THAT'S OK.

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING.

SHE'S GOING TO KNOW
ABOUT THIS.

SHH. NO,
SHE'S NOT GOING TO KNOW.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
THE CAR BACK.

NOW, LISTEN.
DON'T TOUCH THE CAR,

'CAUSE I'M GOING
TO HIT THE ALARM.

THIS IS YOUR CAR? YES, IT IS MY CAR--

NOT EXACTLY.FOR TONIGHT, IT IS.

LOOK, GO HIT NEUTRAL.
GO HIT NEUTRAL.

WE'RE GOING TO PUSH THE CAR AWAY FROM THE BUILDING--

ARE YOU SERIOUS? SO NO ONE HEARS IT.

OK. HERE WE GO. SHH.

HIT IT IN NEUTRAL.
HIT IT IN NEUTRAL.

EXCELLENT.
EXCELLENT. OK.

PUSH. PUSH.

PUSH. PUSH. PUSH. PUSH.
PUSH. PUSH.

COME ON. COME ON.
LET'S GO. GET IN!

OH! GOD DAMN IT!

WHERE'S MY CAR?
WHERE'S MY CAR?

WHERE'S
MY FUCKING CAR?

SHIT!

OVERFUCKINGCONFIDENT
SHIT!

♪ COME ON, BOY

♪ I WANT TO DANCE NOW

♪ LINE BY LINE

♪ WE TALK ALL NIGHT, YEAH

♪ HOLD ME DOWN,
I THINK I'M FLYING ♪

WHOO!

♪ EVERYBODY'S EYES
ARE SHINING-- ♪

I HAVE TO SAY,

I'M GETTING QUITE FOND OF
THE LITTLE MACHINE MYSELF.

IT'S TOO BAD
YOU CAN'T KEEP IT.

I KNOW. IT'S JUST
NOT A CHICK'S CAR.

YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, YOU KNOW,
THIS CAR--

IT'S JUST BUILT
FOR A MAN, LIKE A MAN.

IT IS A MAN'S MACHINE.

WELL, MAYBE IT BELONGS
TO HER HUSBAND.

YOU SHOULD--
OH, YEAH.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING IT EITHER, THEN.

I'M GOING TO CHECK
THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.

ASSNECK.

WHAT'S AN ASSNECK?

TOTAL ASSNECK.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN ASSNECK IS?

NO. WHAT'S AN ASSNECK?

NOTHING.
HEY, GIVE ME THE KEYS TO THE TRUNK.

I'M GOING TO OPEN IT.

WHAT'S AN ASSNECK?

NO. NOT "WHAT'S
AN ASSNECK?"

"WHERE'S
AN ASSNECK?"

EXACTLY.
WHERE'S YOUR ASSNECK?

YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHERE MY ASSNECK IS?

WELL, I'M GOING
TO GUESS ON MY ASS.

NOPE.

THE ASS PART
OF YOUR ASS?

UH, YEAH.

COULD YOU BE
MORE SPECIFIC?

J.T.?

WHAT DO YOU THINK
THAT IS?

I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT STINKS.

YEAH, IT DOES.

OK. LET ME EXPLAIN IT
TO YOU.

YOUR ASSNECK--
YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID--

IS BETWEEN YOUR SCROTUM AND YOUR--

THAT'S DR. BREWER.

OH, MY GOSH.

OH, MY GOD.

DO YOU THINK
SHE KILLED HIM?

SOMEBODY PUT BULLET HOLES IN HIS HEAD.

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

I SWEAR TO GOD.
THIS MEANS THAT I CAN KEEP THE CAR.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WHAT?

ABSOLUTELY! BECAUSE
IF SHE KILLED HIM,

THEN SHE'S NOT GOING
TO REPORT THE CAR STOLEN!

DO YOU SEE?
AM I RIGHT?

IF SHE KILLED HIM,

SHE WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM KILLING YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SO NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE--

OH, MY GOD.AND THIS SO BEAUTIFUL.

BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
I HAVE THE CAR.

I'M JUST SOME KID, LIKE,
WHO GAVE HER A KEY

AND, YOU KNOW,
TOOK A PIECE OF PAPER FROM HER.

I LOVE THIS.

THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY
WE'RE KEEPING THIS CAR.

WE HAVE
TO CALL THE COPS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S A FUCKING
DEAD BODY.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT
IN THE TRUNK.

UM...

YEAH,
THAT IS A PROBLEM.

THAT IS
THEPROBLEM, J.T.!

I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE
WE'RE DISCUSSING THIS.

YOU PUT IT
IN THE LAKE.

YEAH. I WAS THINKING THAT.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WE CAN WEIGHT IT DOWN
WITH SOMETHING.

WE'LL PROBABLY FIND
SOME ROCKS OR SOMETHING.

THIS WOMAN
KILLED THIS MAN!

THAT HAPPENS TO BE
AGAINST THE LAW!

OH, YOU'RE SUCH
AN ASSNECK!

TOTAL ASSNECK!
YEAH, RIGHT?

HERE. HELP ME--
HELP ME GET HIM OUT.

HELP ME GET HIM OUT.

THIS IS GREAT.

SEE IT?
DON'T SPILL MY BEER.

I'M BEGGING YOU AS A FRIEND NOT TO DO THIS.

ONE, 2, 3.

IT'S TOTALLY
HEAVY.

WILL YOU LISTEN
TO ME FOR A SECOND?

ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE.

I'M NEVER GOING
TO OWN A CAR,

NOT EVEN A SHITTY ONE
LIKE YOUR HYUNDAI.

WE DO NOT HAVE
THE MONEY.

WE'RE NEVER GOING TO HAVE THE MONEY.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

THIS IS NOT THE WAY.

THERE ARE OTHER WAYS
TO GET A FUCKING CAR.

WELL, THIS IS MY ONLY SHOT,
AND I HAVE TO TAKE IT.

IT'S WRONG!

IT'S NOT LIKE
WE KILLED HIM.

SHUT UP.

WE'RE HELPING.
SHE'S NOT GOING TO GET AWAY NOW.

HELL, WHERE'S SHE GOING TO GO WITHOUT HER CAR?

EXACTLY.

I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT WE'RE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION.

SOMETHING'S LEAKING.

OH. UGH.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, GOD.

PUT IT BACK.

WILL YOU HELP ME BRING IT
INTO THE LAKE, PLEASE?

NO. I SAID NO.

PLEASE, JAMES?

JUST COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME BRING IT INTO THE LAKE.

FUCK YOU, J.T.

WHERE YOU GOING?I'M GOING HOME.

ALL RIGHT.
LET'S HURRY.

YOU READY?

WE SHOULD PUT SOME ROCKS IN THE THING TO WEIGH IT DOWN.

YEAH.

CLOSE HIS EYES. JESUS.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHTY.

IS THAT IT?

YEAH.

WANT TO GO
FOR A SWIM?

NOT REALLY.

WHERE'S JAMES?

HE WENT UP, UH...

UP THERE.

SHOULD WE GO GET HIM?

PROBABLY THINKS
HE CAN WALK HOME.

SHIT.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
LOOK AT THIS!

I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD
THE CAR A DAY,

AND ALREADY,
I FUCK IT UP. COME ON!

I'M COLD.

GO.

HEY, BIG BOY.
YOU WANT A RIDE?

YOU'RE IN MY SEAT.

I'LL MOVE.

SO DID YOU FINISH?

ARE YOU COMING
OR NOT?

I WASN'T THERE,
ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.

IT'S WET.

IT WILL BE FINE.

WHAT DID WE DO, MAN?

WE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING.

JUST DON'T THINK
ABOUT IT.

IT'S BETTER THAT WAY.

HEY, FAGGOT.

WHERE DID A COUPLE OF
POLE-SMOKERS LIKE YOURSELVES

GET A FINE-LOOKIN'
PIECE OF ASS LIKE THAT?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING AT MY ASS, JOEY.

WHAT?

WHAT DID YOU SAY,
YOU LITTLE--

PULL OVER!

PULL OVER,
YOU LITTLE FUCK!

PULL OVER! HEY!

HEY, PULL OVER,
YOU LITTLE ASS LICKER! HUH?

PULL OVER SO I CAN FUCK
YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

YEAH,
FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

PULL OVER.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S
SUCH A GOOD IDEA--

PULL OVER.
LET'S GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS.

IF THEY TRY TO DRIVE OFF,
BLOCK THEM.

YEAH.

WELL, WELL, WELL.

WHERE DID
A COUPLE OF FAGS LIKE YOU

GET A FINE-LOOKING MACHINE
LIKE THIS? HUH?

IS THERE
A PROBLEM, HUH?

PROBLEM?

BUT DON'T WORRY.

YOU AND YOUR LOVER THERE,
YOU CAN HAVE A LITTLE FUN LATER ON,

SCREWING IN
A NEW LIGHT BULB.

YOU SWING
A PRETTY MEAN BAT.

WHOO-EE! HA HA!

HOW DID YOU GET
ALL WET?

YOU WANT TO KNOW?

CAN I HOLD YOUR BAT?

UH, I DON'T, UH...

CAN I HOLD IT
IN MY MOUTH?

YOU FUCKING PIG!

YOU HAD
TO CALL ME FAGGOT?

THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHER!
LAST OUT! AAH!

FAG! IT'S A FUCKING FAGGOT
KICKING YOUR FUCKING ASS!

YOU STUPID SHIT!
SON OF A BITCH! STUPID SHIT!

PIECE OF DUMB ASS! UGH!

FREAKIN' HICK!

OH, YOU STUPID,
UGLY DUMBASS SHIT-FACED--

LET'S GO.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

I KNOW
A HIDING PLACE.

SO, YOU'RE REALLY GOING
TO KEEP THE CAR?

YES.
I CANNOT EXACTLY RETURN IT LOOKING LIKE THIS.

SHE'D KILL YOU.

ALL RIGHT.
WHAT NEXT?

I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD ROB A BANK,

RAPE SOMEBODY.
I DON'T KNOW.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

IT'S A LONG WALK BACK.
LET'S GO.

I'M THIS WAY.

SEE YOU LATER.

HEY. SHOULDN'T WE KISS
OR SOMETHING?

SOME OTHER TIME.

WELL, SIR,
WHAT DO WE GOT?

WELL, IT'S HIM, ALL RIGHT.
HE'S REAL GODDAMN DEAD.

YEAH.

YOU BEEN BY THE HOUSE?

YEAH.

THEY'RE STILL
TAKING PHOTOS.

IT'S ALL MIXED-UP,
YOU KNOW?

WHO ARE THEY?

ARE THOSE THE GUYS--

YEAH, THOSE ARE
THE GUYS THAT FOUND HIM.

FOUND HIM. YEAH.THEY WERE FISHING, AND, UH...

HE WAS FLOATING
NEAR THE SHORE.

THEY THOUGHT
HE WAS AN ALLIGATOR.

THEY WERE GOING
TO SHOOT HIM.

YEAH. THIS IS ALL SCREWY,
YOU KNOW.

THIS IS ALL SCREWY,
YOU KNOW.

YEAH. WHAT'S SCREWY
ABOUT IT IS--

THERE'S SOMETHING SCREWY?

HAVE YOU BEEN
TO THE HOUSE?

WELL, YEAH.

WELL, IT'S PRETTY NEAT
IN THERE, RIGHT?

AND THEN YOU COME HERE,
AND IT'S ALL OUT IN THE OPEN--

A FLOATER, EVERYTHING.
THE VICTIM IS FLOATING RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW.

IT LOOKS LIKE
2 PEOPLE DID IT.

IT LOOKS LIKE, UH,
ONE WAS A PRO AND THE OTHER AN IDIOT.

WELL, YOU KNOW MANY PROFESSIONAL KILLERS WORKING IN TOWN?

'CAUSE I DON'T.
NO, THIS WAS DONE

BY SOMEBODY'S BOYFRIEND,

SOMEBODY'S HUSBAND,

ONE OF THE WOMEN THAT GOT HIM INDICTED.
I DON'T KNOW.

GOT IT.

YEAH.
THIS GUY WAS ASSAULTING HIS FEMALE PATIENTS.

8 OF THEM BANDED TOGETHER
AND GOT HIM INDICTED.

YOU SEEN THE PAPER? NO.

HEY, NEAL,
QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND.

COME HERE,
GIVE ME THAT PAPER.

HMM.

SAYS HERE YOU HAVE HIM IN CUSTODY.

WELL,
I GUESS I DO NOW.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM.

YEAH, NO SHIT.

BUT I KNEW THE GUY,

HE WAS GOING TO
TURN HIMSELF IN TODAY.

HE DIDN'T WANT A BIG,
UH, PRODUCTION

WITH REPORTERS AND HANDCUFFS AND EVERYTHING.

I SCREWED UP.

YEAH.
YOU KILLED HIM.

YEAH, DON'T EVEN
JOKE ABOUT THAT.

MY WIFE'S BEEN CRYING EVER SINCE
SHE FOUND OUT HE WAS MISSING,

SO, UH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT'S ABOUT.

BUT DON'T SCRATCH ME OFF
YOUR LIST OF SUSPECTS.

HMM. GOD BLESS
THE WOMEN.

WHOEVER DID THIS
WAS NO WOMAN.

ORDINARY WOMAN,
A HOUSEWIFE,

OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT,

IT WAS AN EXPERT.

DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE STILL AROUND?

NO.

I THINK THE GUY WHO DUMPED THEM IN THE LAKE,

HE'S STILL AROUND.

POLICE BELIEVE
DR. BREWER WAS ALREADY DEAD

WHEN HE ARRIVED HERE AT THE SHORES OF OUR OWN LAKE COLEMAN.

AND THEN HE WAS THROWN
INTO THE LAKE

BY HIS KILLER, OR KILLERS.

I SPOKE WITH
DETECTIVE LOPEZ EARLIER,

AND HE TOLD ME THAT SEVERAL CLUES FOUND AT THE SCENE--

THEY DUMPED THE BODY?

JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK
IS GOING ON?

WHO COULD BE
THAT STUPID?

STARS SHINE BRIGHT
ON THE LONE STAR MOTEL,

THIS IS ARTHUR.

OH, HELLO, JAMES.

NO, HE'S OUT SOMEWHERES.

YEAH, YOUR CAR
IS STILL HERE. WHY?

NO, HE IS SUPPOSED
TO BE BACK, BUT HE AIN'T.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TELL HIM. BYE.

JAMES JUST
CALLED FOR YOU.

HE DID?

YEAH, HE'S COMING OVER.

ARE YOU FIXING HIS CAR?

YEAH.

SEEMED AWFUL CONCERNED
ABOUT IT.

YEAH, WELL,
YOU KNOW HOW HE IS.

YEAH? WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO KNOW HOW HE IS, J.T.

NOW GET IN THERE.

DAD?

YEAH?

DID YOU CLEAN UP
NUMBER 7?

NO.

THE LADY SAID
NOT TO BE DISTURBED.

SHE DID?

YEAH.

DID SHE SAY
ANYTHING ELSE?

YEAH.

WHAT ELSE?

SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME.

NO, REALLY.

REALLY.

HEY.

YEAH.

WHAT YOU GOT?

TELL YOU WHAT WE GOT.

WE GOT PAINT CHIP OVER HERE.

FROM A TREE,
COULD BE HER VEHICLE.

UM, WE GOT FOOTPRINTS,

TENNIS SHOES, BARE FEET.

THAT'S A BEACH.

SO WHAT? SO WHAT, YEAH.

WE GOT TIRE TRACKS.

IT'S PROBABLY
OUR BEST LEAD.

I'M WAITING ON THE MAKE.

TIRE TRACKS?

OUR BEST LEAD
IS TIRE TRACKS?

WELL...

JESUS CHRIST.

SOMEDAY YOU'LL GROW UP
TO BE A DETECTIVE LIKE ME.

WELL, THE TITLE
"DETECTIVE"

INFERS THAT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO DETECT SOMETHING.

THAT'S THE BEST
YOU CAN DO?

NEAL, GIVE ME THAT LIST.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO.

WE'RE GOING TO GO BY
EVERY HOTEL AND MOTEL.

HERE YOU GO.

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
WHAT YOU DO.

JUST GIVE ME
SOMETHING.

YEAH.

WE'LL LOOK FOR SOMEBODY THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS,
YOU KNOW?

I THINK THIS GUY
IS PROBABLY

A JOE SALESMAN-LOOKING
KIND OF GUY.

NOBODY TO LOOK AT.

OH, JESUS.

BUT, UH,
DEADLY WITH A GUN.

LOOK, WE--
WE MADE A MISTAKE.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE
TO ADMIT IT.

WE DID SOME TERRIBLE THINGS
LAST NIGHT.

I KNOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I THREW A DEAD GUY IN THE LAKE.

WE--WE CAN JUST
GO TO THE COPS

AND TELL THEM THE TRUTH.

AND THIS BREWER GUY,
HE WAS A SCUMBAG.

WON'T WE GET ARRESTED?

MAYBE.

AND WHAT ABOUT HER?

WELL, WHAT ABOUT HER?
IS SHE STILL HERE?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
YOU KNOW?

IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO TELL.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING,
BELIEVE ME.

YOU HAD TO SLEEP.

EXACTLY. SO WHO KNOWS?

YOU KNOW,
ALL MY LIFE I'VE LIVED HERE,

ALL I WANTED WAS
SOMETHING DIFFERENT,

SOMETHING...

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETHING
THAT'S MINE.

HI.

HOW YOU FEELING?

LIKE SHIT.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

WHAT ABOUT IT?

ABOUT HOW IT'S NOT TOO LATE
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

WHICH WOULD BE?

GO TO THE COPS.
RIGHT.

LOOK, IT WAS
A STUPID THING TO DO.

IT JUST GOT OUT OF HAND.OUT OF HAND?

IF WE JUST TELL OUR STORY
AND STICK TOGETHER,

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

I WOKE UP WITH THE GUY'S BLOOD UNDERNEATH MY FINGERNAILS.

LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING--

YOU DIDN'T.

STAY COOL.

CAR TROUBLE?

YEP, SHE'S DEAD
AS A DOORNAIL.

DON'T WORRY,
I WON'T BITE.

I WAS JUST
GETTING OUT OF THE WAY.

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT OFF?

UM, WELL,
I WAS JUST--

PUT IT BACK ON.

YEAH, I WAS JUST
ABOUT TO DO THAT.

YOU SURE IT'S GOT GAS?

YES, MA'AM.

DO I LOOK LIKE
YOUR MOTHER?

NO.

THEN DON'T
CALL ME MA'AM.

TAKE IT.

BE CAREFUL,
IT'S LOADED.

I SEEM TO HAVE
LOST SOMETHING.

I THINK YOU BOYS
KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I THINK YOU KNOW
WHO HAS IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

THESE TWO HELP YOU DUMP THE BODY IN THE LAKE?

NO.

GET IN THE CAR.

JUST BRING ME THE CAR,
YOU LITTLE WEASEL,

AND I'LL LET YOU KEEP
YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE.

FUCK YOU.

HA, WHAT? YOU HEARD ME.

YOU KILLED DR. BREWER,
THE THREE OF US KNOW IT.

I WANT YOUR CAR,
AND I WANT YOU

TO GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.

I PRACTICALLY BUILT THAT CAR
WITH MY BARE HANDS.

NO REDNECK TEENAGER--

NO, YOU SEE,
I'M NOT A TEENAGER.

SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL TEAR YOUR TONGUE OUT.

I COULD TAKE THAT GUN FROM HER
PRETTY LITTLE HAND RIGHT THIS SECOND,

KILL ALL THREE OF YOU.

1, 2, 3.

TAKE THIS HYUNDAI
AND DISAPPEAR.

NO ONE WOULD FIND ME

BECAUSE I DON'T EXIST.
BUT YOU DO.

YOUR FINGERPRINTS ARE ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF THAT CAR.

HIS, TOO.

STRANDS OF HER HAIR ARE IN THE
BACKSEAT WHERE YOU FUCKED HER.

WE DIDN'T FUCK.

PLEASE, BE QUIET.

WAS THERE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS
AFTER DUMPING HIM IN THE LAKE?

PROBABLY.

NOW THAT BLOOD'S
ON THE STEERING WHEEL,

IN YOUR ROOM,

ON YOUR CLOTHES, EVEN.

JUST A TRACE AND, WELL,
IF I WERE A COP,

I'D BE MUCH
MORE INTERESTED IN THAT

THAN, SAY, A WEAK STORY

ABOUT A WOMAN IN NUMBER 7,
LUCKY 7,

THAT NO ONE CAN FIND.

COPS.

OH, GOD.

GIVE ME THE GUN.

HOW Y'ALL DOING?

VERY GOOD.
HOW YOU DOING?

YOU J.T.?

YES, SIR.

AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

UH, JAMES.
JAMES WOOLY.

AND YOU?

TANYA BAYER.

MA'AM?

SMITH.

DO YOU KNOW
A JOEY EVANS?

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
YOU KNOW HIM, J.T.?

YEAH, I KNOW JOEY.

YOU SEE HIM LAST NIGHT?

NOPE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU,
JAMES WOOLY?

NO, NO, I--I...
I DIDN'T SEE JOEY LAST NIGHT.

THAT'S REAL PECULIAR,
'CAUSE, UH,

JOEY CAME DOWN TO THE STATION THIS MORNING,

HE WAS PRETTY BADLY
BEATEN UP.

SAID THE THREE OF YOU
DID IT.

HE'S GOT A WITNESS.

SAYS YOU JUMPED HIM
IN A PARKING LOT IN TOWN.

SAID YOU WERE DRIVING A BLACK CAMARO OR TRANS AM.

THIS IS
THE ONLY CAR I OWN.

YEAH, WE JUST
GOT IT STARTED, TOO.

DO YOU OWN A CAR?
NO.

WHAT ABOUT YOU LADIES?
YOU GOT A CAR?

YOU SEE A CAR
LIKE THAT AROUND?

I HEAR LITTLE JOEY'S GOT A DRINKING PROBLEM.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
JAMES?

Y-YEAH.

MAYBE JOEY'S
GOT MY FRIENDS HERE

CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

MAYBE JOEY JUST
FELL DOWN DRUNK LAST NIGHT

AND, UH, HURT HIMSELF.

YEAH, VERY POSSIBLE,

'CAUSE WE WERE HERE ALL NIGHT LONG SWIMMING.

SO IS THAT THE STORY EVERYBODY'S GOING TO STICK TO?

UM...

YOU GOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL THE OFFICER, JAMES?

NO--NO.

LOOK, WE WERE HERE
LAST NIGHT.

THERE WERE PEOPLE HERE
TO VOUCH FOR US.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

ALL RIGHT.

HOW YOU GUYS DOING?

YOU, UH, YOU GUYS GO OUT
TO THE LAKE LAST NIGHT?

NO.LOOK, WE TOLD YOU.

WE WERE HERE.
WE WERE SWIMMING.

WE TOLD YOUR PARTNER.

AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

SMITH.

SMITH?
YEP.

IS THAT FIRST NAME,
LAST NAME?

SMITH IS MY LAST NAME.

AND, UM...

YOU'RE NOT FROM COLEMAN,
ARE YOU?

JUST PASSING THROUGH.

AND WHAT'S YOUR, UM,
VISIT HERE?

I'M JUST VISITING
MY NEPHEW J.T.

UH-HUH.

OH, YOU GUYS ARE RELATED?

YEP.

I GOT TO ASK
SOME QUESTIONS HERE.

SO, UM, YOU'RE HERE
ON BUSINESS OR PLEASURE?

IS THAT AN OFFICIAL
QUESTION?

WELL...

I COULD BE...

NO, NO.

NO, IT JUST SEEMS TO ME
THAT YOU'RE DRESSED UP SO...

ELEGANTLY.

YOU'RE A 5-STAR TYPE
OF GIRL.

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT.
YOU NEED HELP WITH THE CAR?

UH, NO.

I CAN GET YOU A TOW TRUCK
RIGHT AWAY.

NO. I THINK
IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.

ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

TAKE CARE.

SAY HELLO
TO YOUR DAD.

DETECTIVE.
YEAH?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

GUADALUPE.

GUADALUPE LOPEZ, YEAH.

DETECTIVE LOPEZ--YEAH?

UH, IS THERE A PROBLEM
WITH THE LAKE?

WE HAD A FLOATER.

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S, UH,
WE HAD A DEAD BODY AT THE LAKE.

UM, HERE.

YOU CAN, UM,
GIVE ME A CALL.

TOP NUMBER,
YOU CAN CALL 24 HOURS, OK?

SO, YOU'RE A PACK OF THUGS.

YOU SCARE ME.

YOU KIDS GO ON
A CRIME SPREE?

HOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE
SAW YOU IN MY CAR?

IT'S MY CAR.

J.T.!

YOU'RE TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING,
AREN'T YOU, KID?

NOW'S NOT THE TIME.

YOU SEEN
YOUR POP LATELY?

NO.

NO?

KNOW WHERE HE IS
RIGHT NOW?

NO.
WELL, I DO.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?

WHAT ABOUT HIM? DO YOU LOVE HIM?

I--I DON'T KNOW.

BECAUSE AFTER I KILL J.T.'S DAD,
I'LL DO YOURS.

OR MAYBE I SHOULD
START WITH HAROLD,

SEEING HOW
HE'S A PIMP.

MY DAD IS NOT A PIMP.

AND I SUPPOSE
I COULD JUST

LOOK UP YOUR NAME
IN THE PHONE BOOK.

ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL GET YOU
THE FUCKING CAR.

I KNEW I COULD
COUNT ON YOU, JAMES.

IT'S FULLY DARK
AT 5:30.

DON'T BRING THE CAR OUT UNTIL THEN,

AND DON'T LET
ANYONE SEE YOU.

IN FRONT OF MY ROOM,
KEYS AND ALL, 5:45.

IF THE CAR'S NOT THERE,
I START WITH THE FAMILIES.

AND I WORK
MY WAY IN... TO YOU.

THAT IS SO GREAT.

THIS IS PERFECT,
WE HAVE HER EXACTLY WHERE WE WANT HER.

I'M GOING TO FUCKING
KILL YOU, MAN!

I SWEAR TO GOD!
YOU GOT US INTO THIS!

NOW THE FUCKING COPS
ARE AFTER US,

AND THIS BITCH
IS GOING TO KILL US!

RELAX, OK?

SHE IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING KILL ANYBODY,
YOU UNDERSTAND?

YOU FUCKING
SON OF A BITCH.

ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR FUCKING GREED AND YOURSELF!

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

LEAVE ME
THE FUCK OUT OF IT,

AND GIVE HER
THE FUCKING CAR.

SON OF A BITCH!

THINK HE'S UPSET?

A LITTLE.

TANYA, LET'S GO.

SHIT, MY DAD,
WITH A CLIENT.

SO?

SO--SO I GOTTA WORK.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU GOTTA WORK?

JUST GET THE CAR, OK?

Woman, narrating:
YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I'M SORRY, HON.

I GOT A FELLA HERE WHO'S INTERESTED IN INVESTING.

I THOUGHT YOU COULD
FILL HIM IN

ON SOME OF THE DETAILS.

COME IN.

SIT DOWN.

THAT'S OK.
I'D AS SOON STAND.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

YOU'RE CHOKING ME,
FOR CHRIST SAKE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU DON'T LIKE THAT?

NOT VERY MUCH, NO.

YOUR WIFE DOESN'T
DO THAT TO YOU?

NO, NO.

SHE DOESN'T
CHOKE YOU?

NO.

SHE DOESN'T TIE YOU UP AND MAKE YOU BEG?

NO, SHE DOESN'T DO
ANY OF THAT.

HMM.

DON'T PLAY DUMB, DADDY.

MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT DOES THE SPANKING.

SPANKING, HUH?

YEAH.

GO AHEAD.

MAKE MY DAY.

AHH.

NO, I...

GO AHEAD.

I-I CAN'T DO THAT.

SEE, THAT WASN'T
SO BAD, WAS IT?

NO, IT WASN'T SO BAD.

YEAH, GO AGAIN.

HARDER.

LET ME HEAR THE PROPOSAL.

WELL, THE 5,000 LEVEL,

THE RETURN IS SLOW.

AT 10,000 LEVEL,
YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK QUICKER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE A WHORE,
AREN'T YOU?

YOU'RE GOING TO BE
MY LITTLE WHORE.

JESUS.

I HEARD ABOUT YOU
FROM THE BOYS IN TOWN.

I COULDN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU.

AH, YOU'RE JUST ABOUT
TO MEET MR. WIGGLE!

AH.

DON'T YOU WANT TO MEET
MR. WIGGLE?

SAY HELLO TO MR. WIGGLE
OR HE WON'T COME OUT!

DON'T YOU WANT TO MEET
MR. WIGGLE?

NO!

OH, I'M GOING TO FILL
THAT WET, SCREAMING MOUTH!

I'M GOING TO STUFF
YOUR MOUTH FULL!

SORRY TO INTERRUPT,

BUT I THOUGHT I HEARD
THE WORD "NO," RIGHT?

LET ME LEAVE!
I'LL LEAVE!

YOU WISH!

OH, GODDAMN!

KILL HIM.

I CAN'T. I CAN'T.

GO AHEAD, I GOT HIM.

PUT THE BELL
TO THIS TEMPLE.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT ABOUT THE COPS?

I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

DO IT!

NO! DON'T DO IT!
DON'T DO IT!

TA DA!

I GOT KIDS
AND A WIFE!

THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY.
YOU'RE NEXT.

WHAT THE--

HEY!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THERE?

BLACKMAIL'S
HARD ON A GIRL, HUH?

IF I KILL HIM,
WILL YOU KEEP YOUR PROMISE?

WHAT PROMISE WAS THAT?

TO TAKE CARE OF ME.

TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF, SISTER.

I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!

TAKE A GOOD LOOK
WHILE I CLEAN UP.

GET A GOOD LOOK?

UH-HUH.

THERE YOU ARE.

DID YOU NOTICE
WHO'S NOT IN THE PICTURE?

YOU.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SHUT UP!

I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING,

FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

I WANT MY CAR.

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

SHE'S NOT GOING TO
LET US GO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

J.T.!

J.T.!

J.T. AIN'T HERE, JAMES.

WELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE HE IS?

I JUST COME IN.

I AIN'T SEEN
HIDE NOR HAIR OF HIM.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THINGS AROUND HERE, BUT--

YEAH, THANKS.

WHAT? HE'S TAKEN IT.

WHAT?

J.T., HE'S TAKEN
THE FUCKING CAR.

SHIT. WHERE IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW!
IF I KNEW, I WOULDN'T--

SHH, SHH, SHH!
WHAT TIME IS IT?

IT'S 5:00.

WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN 45 MINUTES,
I SWEAR TO GOD.

OK, ALL RIGHT, MAYBE
HE'S BRINGING IT HERE.

MAYBE?

MAYBE?!

SHH.

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE
WITH MAYBE?

OH, MY GOD.

LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED.

UGH.

DO YOU KNOW WHO
THAT IS IN THERE?

MR. WIGGLE?

THAT'S THE FUCKING MAYOR.

WELL, NOT QUITE.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

SHE'S GOING TO KILL US.

NO, SHE'S NOT GOING TO KILL US.

IF WE DON'T
BRING HER THAT CAR.

NO, SHE IS NOT GOING
TO KILL US.

I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU DO, MAN.

BUT YOU BETTER DO IT.

I WILL.

YOU HAVE GOT TO GET
THE FUCKING CAR!

I WILL.

I WILL NOT DIE
IN THIS FLEABAG MOTEL.

COME IN.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE ME
A GUN AGAIN, ARE YOU?

YOU WANT THE GUN?

TAKE THE GUN.
TAKE THE GUN.

I'M SORRY.
THAT WAS MEAN.

I'M SORRY.
TAKE THE GUN.

TAKE THE GUN.
TAKE IT.

HE'S NOT BRINGING
THE CAR BACK, IS HE?

GET OUT OF HERE.

THINK YOU CAN
GET OUT OF HERE?

DO YOU?

NO, YOU'RE HERE
FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

HAVE YOU GOT A PLAN?

I THINK YOU'VE GOT A PLAN.

YOU GOT A PLAN.

WELL, THERE YOU ARE.

HEY, DAD.

JAMES IS LOOKING
FOR YOU.

JAMES IS HERE?

YEAH.

HIS CAR IS
STILL OUT FRONT.

DON'T Y'ALL HAVE
SCHOOL TONIGHT?

UH, YEAH.

YEAH.

HOW'S IT GOING?

WHAT?

SCHOOL.

OH, YEAH, IT'S FINE.

FINE.

I, UM,

I'M REAL PROUD
OF YOU, J.T.

STICKING WITH IT
THE WAY YOU HAVE.

I KNOW IT'S
GOTTA BE HARD.

THANK YOU, DAD.

WHERE'D YOU SEE JAMES?

HE'S OUT FRONT
TALKING TO SOMEBODY.

OK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?

EH, I DON'T KNOW.

OK, WELL--

WATCH TV,
I SUPPOSE.

I MEAN, WHAT
I ALWAYS DO.

OK. UM, THERE'S, UH,
BEEN A LOT OF ROBBERIES,

I WAS HEARING ON THE,
YOU KNOW, NEWS REPORT.

SO, YOU SHOULD
REALLY BE CAREFUL.

LOCK YOUR DOORS
AND CHECK THE WINDOWS,

AND...

ALL RIGHT.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW,
GET AN AMERICAN CAR.

J, J, J, J.T.,
COME HERE.

UM...

ARE YOU IN A HURRY?

YEAH.

WHERE YOU GOING?

CLASS.

OH.

YOU GOING TO, UH, COLLEGE? MM-HMM.

YOU'RE A COLLEGE BOY NOW.

MM-HMM.ALL RIGHT.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

HOW MANY GUESTS DO YOU HAVE
IN THIS PLACE

STAYING IN THE LAST
COUPLE OF DAYS?

UH, JUST... 3.

3?
UH-HUH.

CAN I SEE THE REGISTER?

YEAH, BUT I MEAN,
IT'S JUST THAT GIRL, AND--

JUST--JUST LET ME SEE
THE REGISTER.

OK.

ALL I'VE GOT...

IS THIS--

TANYA--OH, THAT'S THE GIRL.
THE BLOND.

IS THAT YOUR GIRL?

NO.
NO?

ALL RIGHT.

HAROLD--

YEAH, THAT'S HER DAD.

THAT'S HER DAD? MM-HMM.

AND THEN
MY AUNT SMITH,

THEN THE FELLA
WITH THE CAR.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW, I HAD...

WHAT'S THAT?

NO, I WAS JUST, UM...

HI.

HELLO.

HELLO.
HI.

ALL RIGHT.

UM... WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
I FORGOT YOUR NAME.

TANYA.
TANYA.

AND WHAT'S
YOUR LAST NAME AGAIN?

BAYER.

BAYER. AND YOU'RE...

YOU'RE IN BUSINESS?

YOU... PLEASURE?

WHAT--MY DAD'S HERE.

YOUR DAD'S--I'M WITH MY DAD.

OH, YOUR DADDY'S HERE, RIGHT.

AND IS YOUR DAD, UM--
ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

IS YOUR DAD-- AND YOUR DAD IS IN
BUSINESS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

YEAH.
YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

IS HE HERE?
IS HE STAYING HERE?

NUMBER 5.

IT'S RIGHT THERE
ON THE END, ON THE LEFT.

WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?

HAROLD.

HAROLD, HAROLD.

YOU KNOW,
YOU GIVE ME A CALL.

WHENEVER, YOU KNOW.
IF YOU HEAR SOMETHING,

YOU KNOW, WE JUST--
WE HAVE TO CHECK EVERY MOTEL.

OF COURSE.

AND, UH, IT'S JUST GOING TO
TAKE A LITTLE TIME.

WE MIGHT BE BACK,
YOU KNOW?

DO YOU HAVE ANYONE ELSE
WORKING IN HERE?

JUST ME
AND MY DAD, YEAH.

YEAH,
JUST YOU AND YOUR DAD.

GOOD LUCK.ALL RIGHT.

WE GOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

NO SHIT.

DO YOU THINK
HE'S GOING TO GET HER?

SMITH?

YEAH.

NO. WE'RE GOING
TO END UP IN JAIL.

I'M NOT WORRIED
ABOUT THAT,

BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING
I AM WORRIED ABOUT

IS THE FACT
THAT WE CAN'T BRING...

HER CAR HERE WHILE HE'S HERE,
YOU KNOW?

ARE YOU REALLY
GOING TO BRING IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK WE SHOULD
GO GET IT.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I'M GOING TO GO DO.

I'M GOING TO GET IT.

I WANT TO GO.

I'M GOING TO GET IT,
AND I'M GOING TO BRING IT CLOSE TO HERE,

AND THEN I'LL CHECK OUT
IF HE'S HERE.

I'M GOING TO GET IN THE BACKSEAT WITH YOU.

IT'S REALLY CRAMPED UP
IN THERE.

PERFECT.

ALL RIGHT,
WE COULD DO THAT.

SHOULD WE GO?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO.

OK.

UH, DAD, I'M TAKING
THE BEAMER.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAR?

UH, LATER.

WHERE ARE WE
GOING?

RIGHT OVER THERE.

WHERE'S THE CAR? IT'S IN THERE.

OH, YOU MOVED IT?

YEAH.

WHY DID YOU MOVE IT?

BECAUSE
SHE PISSED ME OFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT,
SHE WAS ACTING ALL SUPERIOR AND EVERYTHING,

AND IT WAS JUST LIKE--
LIKE I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

YOU WERE GOING
TO KEEP IT.

NO, I WASN'T GOING TO KEEP IT,
BECAUSE IT'S JUST A CAR,

AND I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
TO GET HURT.

I'M NOT GOING
TO KEEP IT.

YOU PAINTED IT?

YEP.

YOU KNOW,
I WAS GOING TO KEEP IT,

BUT I GUESS I SHOULD
TAKE IT BACK, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

OH, JESUS.

NO, IT WASN'T ME,
I SWEAR!

YOU ASK TANYA!

THIS WAY.

SHE KNOWS
I WOULDN'T DO IT.

SORRY.

I'M INNOCENT.

THIS WILL ALL BLOW OVER.

DON'T PUT ME IN HERE!

ASK TANYA!

THEY'RE CLOSING IN ON US.

MOVE IT, NOW!

I REPLACED THE TIRES
SO THE COPS COULD NOT

TRACE IT BACK
TO THE LAKE,

AND...

PROBABLY THE COOLEST THING.

EVERY STATE.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

WOW.

SHE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.

I KNOW. IT'S TOO BAD
I HAVE TO GIVE IT BACK.

YEAH, BUT...

I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU
SOMETHING MUCH BETTER.

CLOSE THE DOOR.

RED?!

ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME?

RED.

YOU CHANGED THE TIRES,

AND YOU GOT SHITTY
FUCKING TASTE IN MUSIC.

SHUT THAT THING OFF.

AND GET ON YOUR KNEES!

JAMES, GET OVER HERE.

WE HAD TO, MAN.

ON YOUR KNEES.WHY?

ON YOUR KNEES!

DO IT.

SHE'S GOING TO
FUCKING KILL US.

TAPE THEIR HANDS.
THE TAPE'S IN MY BAG.

SHE'S GOING TO
FUCKING KILL US.

SHUT UP.

WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?

YOU SAID IF WE HELPED YOU,
YOU'D LEAVE US ALONE!

SO GET THE FUCK OUT!

AAH! Smith: HURRY UP.

YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE DOING THIS!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

YOU STOLE MY CAR.

IT'S JUST A STUPID PIECE
OF MACHINERY.

I TRUSTED YOU.

YOU SAID
YOU WOULDN'T KILL US!

I'M NOT GOING TO.

SHE IS.

A DEAL'S A DEAL.

WHAT DEAL, TANYA?

YOU HAD A DEAL WITH ME,
YOU FUCKING BITCH!

JUST GET IN THE CAR.

I WANT TO LEAVE
RIGHT WHEN THIS IS OVER.

NO.

NO.

HOW SWEET. A JUDAS KISS.

TANYA.

PLEASE...

NO!

OK, LET'S GO.

THE GATE?

ARE YOU DEAD?

DEAF, WHAT?

OHH...
HUH?

WHAT?

I THINK I'M DEAF.

I'M NOT DEAD.

WELL, SHE SAID
FALL NO MATTER WHAT.

WHAT?

TANYA, SHE SAID FALL.I KNOW.

SHE SAVED OUR ASS,
DIDN'T SHE?

I CAN'T BELIEVE--

WHAT ABOUT HER ASS?

I THINK I'M DEAF
IN THIS EAR NOW.

NOT DEAD.

GET OUT.

HERE.

YOU'RE A PRETTY SMART GIRL,
YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU THINK SO?

YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE
IF I DIDN'T.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED THIS CAR.

I DO.

SOMETIMES, YOU HAVE TO KILL THE THINGS YOU LOVE.

AND SOMETIMES YOU DON'T.

ARE YOU COMING?

BETTER HURRY.

WHAT NOW?

I DON'T DO DIVORCES,
AND IT'S NEVER PERSONAL.

OK.

YOU'RE QUICK AND LOYAL.

THAT'S GOOD,
BECAUSE IF YOU KILLED THOSE BOYS BACK THERE,

I WOULD HAVE HAD
TO KILL YOU.

WHAT? THEY WERE FRIENDS.

IF YOU'D DONE THEM,
I NEVER WOULD HAVE TRUSTED YOU.

OUR RIDE'S HERE.

HEY! HEY,
WHAT THE HELL?

SO...

DO YOU STILL WANT
TO BE A MODEL?

NO.

WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THOSE BOYS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW?

SWEARING OFF WOMEN
FOREVER.

LET'S HOPE SO.

YOU BROUGHT THE BEAMER!
BITCHING!

I LOVE IT!

LET'S GET SOME BEER,
LET'S GO FOR A RIDE.

COME ON.

MIGHT AS WELL.
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

OH. WELL,
THAT FIGURES.

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