Johnson County War (2002) - full transcript

>> YA!

>> I HAVE AN ELECTION COMING UP.

THIS COULD DAMAGE ME VERY BADLY

IF IT'S NOT HANDLED CAREFULLY.

>> YOU SEEM, GOVERNOR,

RATHER IGNORANT

OF THE FUNDAMENTALS

THAT PROMPT WHAT WE

ARE ABOUT TO DO.

WE HAVE MONEY.

MUCH MONEY.



WE WISH TO HAVE MORE.

MUCH MORE, IN FACT.

THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY PROPOSE

TO DRIVE OUT THE PEASANTS.

>> WELL, WE DON'T

CALL 'EM THAT HERE.

>> YOU DON'T, BUT I DO.

>> ALL I'M ASKING FOR

IS A LITTLE DISCRETION.

>> I DON'T RECALL

WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR

APPEALING TO THE COURTS

WHEN HE CAME OVER AND

TOOK OUR SCEPTER'D ISLE.



RAN RATHER ROUGHSHOD OVER

THE LEGALITIES, I FEAR.

>> BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO,

AND THIS IS AMERICA.

>> HELLO, MARSHAL.

BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.

I THOUGHT YOU AND YOUR MEN

WERE A BUNCH OF BUSHWHACKERS.

HELL, YOU'RE HUNT LAWTON.

>> THAT'S RIGHT,

AND THIS IS YOUR UNLUCKY DAY.

>> HELL, THAT'S JIMMY ALBERT.

>> WHY'D YOU KILL HIM, HUNT?

HE AIN'T NO RUSTLER.

>> HE IS NOW.

PUT HIM ON A HORSE.

> YIP. COME ON.

>> YA!

>> HELLO, JESSE.

MITCH.

WHERE'S THE WAR?

>> NO WAR, HAMMETT.

JUST LOOKIN' OUT FOR

LORD PETER'S INTERESTS.

SEEN ANY OF HIS CATTLE

ON THE HIGH MEADOWS?

>> NOT ON THE HIGH MEADOWS,

SAW SOME WEST OF HERE A LITTLE.

>> HOW MANY?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

ABOUT A HUNDRED.

THEY AIN'T MINE,

SO I DIDN'T COUNT 'EM.

>> GOT A PROPOSITION

FOR YOU, HAMMETT.

>> OH?

>> HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME

AND WORK FOR THE DERBY OUTFIT?

>> YOU MEAN WORK FOR YOU

AND THAT FANCY MAN, LORD PETER?

>> I'LL MAKE YOU

A DAMN GOOD OFFER.

>> I DON'T DOUBT THAT.

BUT YOU KNOW ME,

I'M INDEPENDENT.

I FIGURE I'M BETTER OFF

RANCHING FOR MYSELF.

>> YOU MIGHT BE.

IF YOU LIVE.

>> BACK OFF, MITCH.

THIS IS JUST A PARLEY.

WELL, JUST REMEMBER, HAMMETT,

IF YOU WANT A JOB WITH

THE DERBY OUTFIT, YOU GOT IT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

YOU DIDN'T ROUND UP

THAT WHOLE POSSE BEHIND YOU

JUST TO GIVE ME A JOB OFFER,

NOW DID YOU?

>> A GANG OF RUSTLERS HAS BEEN

STEALING CATTLE

ALL OVER JOHNSON COUNTY.

AND THAT INCLUDES YOUR BROTHER,

THE LEADER.

>> OH, YOU LOOKIN'

FOR MY BROTHER HARRY?

OH, I GUESS THE JOB OFFER

WAS JUST FROSTIN', HUH?

>> YOU KNOW DAMN WELL

HE'S A RUSTLER.

NOW WHERE IS HE?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

HE'S A GROWN MAN, MITCH.

HELL, NOBODY CAN KEEP UP

WITH HIM.

I NEVER BEEN ABLE TO.

>> YOU MIGHT WANNA THINK

ABOUT MY OFFER, HAMMETT.

IT COULD BE YOUR ONLY CHANCE.

>> IT'S PUBLIC LAND, JESSE.

EXCUSE ME.

COME ON, DOG.

>> IT'S HIM, ALL RIGHT.

HARRY HAMMETT.

>> HE'S GOT ABOUT 30 HEAD

OF CATTLE PENNED UP.

BRANDIN' CALVES AS FAST

AS HE CAN THROW 'EM DOWN.

>> HE HAS A PARTNER.

WHAT ABOUT TIMBERLINE?

>> I DIDN'T SEE HIM.

>> PROBABLY OUT

STEALING MORE STOCK.

SO LET'S GO.

AIN'T YOU COMIN'?

>> THERE'S EIGHT OF YOU,

PLUS HUNT.

THAT OUGHT TO BE ENOUGH.

>> YOU'RE SO RICH NOW,

THANKS TO LORD PETER,

YOU JUST DON'T LIKE

TO DIRTY YOUR HANDS NO MORE.

>> ALL RIGHT, LITTLE ONE.

HOLD ON.

>> YEAH, BOYS, COME ON.

OH, DAMN IT.

>> COME ON.

>> HOLD UP, FELLAS.

>> AW, SHOOT.

COME, COME ON, COME ON.

>> MOVE!

>> COME, GET TIMBERLINE.

COME ON.

COME ON, GO!

>> LET'S MOVE IT!

>> YA! GIT! COME ON!

>> HOWDY, BOYS.

WHAT BRINGS YOU ALL UP

IN THE BALDIES

SO EARLY THIS MORNIN'?

>> YOU, YOU THIEVING BASTARD.

CHECK THEM CALVES.

SEE HOW MANY ARE NEW BRANDED.

>> OH.

>> DON'T BOTHER.

I JUST PASSED ABOUT A HALF

A DOZEN THAT WERE FRESH BRANDED.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN

KNOW YOU WAS A BRAND INSPECTOR,

MR. LAWTON.

>> BETTER GET OFF

THAT BLANKET, SON.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO BURN

YOUR BRITCHES

ON THAT BRANDING IRON.

>> TIE HIS HANDS.

>> AND GET HIS GUNS, TOO.

>> YES, SIR.

>> PUT HIM ON HIS HORSE.

>> COME ON. LET'S GO.

COME ON.

>> YA!

>> YOU KNOW, HARRY,

I ALWAYS LIKED YOU,

THE BEST OF ANY

OF THE BROTHERS.

YOU WERE THE DUMBEST,

BUT YOU HAD SOME SAND.

>> HA!

>> YA!

>> WHERE'D HE GO?

>> HE DISAPPEARED.

>> HYA! YA!

>> GOD. HARRY?

DUMB BASTARD.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF

INTO NOW?

COME ON, LITTLE BROTHER,

IT AIN'T YOUR TIME YET.

COME ON.

DON'T YOU GO ON ME.

MUST BE THAT THICK HAMMETT NECK

THAT SAVED YOU.

>> DON'T YOU GOT ANY WHISKEY?

>> NO. I'M DRY.

>> HOW ABOUT SOME VINEGAR, THEN?

AT LEAST IT GOT SOME TASTE.

>> AH, YOU

LOLLYGAGGIN' WASTREL.

NEARLY HALF-DEAD, AND

ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS LIQUOR.

HARRY!

>> WELL, THAT, AND, YOU KNOW,

I'M LUCKY, I KNOW.

MITCH SLAUGHTER DON'T KNOW

HOW TO TIE

A PROPER HANGMAN'S KNOT.

>> MITCH AND JESSE.

>> NOT JESSE.

JUST MITCH.

AND, UH, HE HAD

HUNT LAWTON WITH HIM.

>> HUNT LAWTON?

>> YEAH.

>> WELL, IF LORD PETER

IS HIRING KILLERS OF HIS ILK,

FOLKS UP AND DOWN

THIS VALLEY GOT SOME

SERIOUS TROUBLE AHEAD.

AND YOU, LITTLE BROTHER,

YOU BETTER BE MORE CAREFUL

WITH YOUR ROPE

AND BRANDING IRON.

>> OH.

>> NEXT TIME YOU GET HUNG,

I MIGHT NOT BE

IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

>> OH, HELL, CAIN.

YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH ME.

I JUST CAN'T HARDLY STAND TO SEE

A LITTLE ORPHAN CALF

RUNNING AROUND OUT THERE.

I GOTTA GET IN

AND PUT MY BRAND ON IT.

>> HMM.

AND THAT'LL BE YOUR DEMISE.

>> YEAH, IF YOUR BAD COFFEE

DON'T GET ME FIRST.

>> OR WHISKEY.

>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT

I'D PREFER LOOSE WOMEN.

>> OR THAT, TOO.

>> OW.

>> HOW YOU DOING, DALE?

>> GOOD.

>> HOW'S THE MISSUS?

>> PREGNANT.

>> WHAT YOU DOING

WITH THAT WIRE, HAMMETT?

DON'T YOU KNOW THIS

IS OPEN RANGE?

>> JUST FENCING

IN MY GARDEN, JESSE.

>> YOU NEED TO THINK

ABOUT MOVING ON, HAMMETT.

PUTTING IN GARDENS

WOULD JUST BE WASTED WORK.

>> WHY DON'T YOU MIND

YOUR OWN BUSINESS, JESSE?

>> WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK

WHEN SPOKEN TO, JAGER?

>> HE'S RIGHT, MR. JACKLIN.

YOU CAN'T TELL THESE MEN

WHAT TO DO.

>> YOU AIN'T SHERIFF

FOR LIFE, NED.

I'M JUST GIVING THESE MEN

FAIR ADVICE, THAT'S ALL.

IF THEY WEREN'T

SO DAMN HARDHEADED,

THEY'D THANK ME FOR IT.

>> WELL, IF I WANTED ADVICE,

JESSE, YOU'D BE THE LAST MAN

I'D THINK OF TO ASK.

>> AMEN TO THAT.

>> FORWARNED IS FOREARMED.

>> NICE SEEIN' YOU, JESSE.

>> RICH SON-OF-A-BITCH.

I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF HIM.

>> YOU SEEN BROTHER DALE LATELY?

>> NO, BUT I WAS JUST

ON MY WAY THERE.

>> AH, SO THAT'S

WHO THAT TROPHY'S FOR.

ANYWAY, WHEN YOU FIGURE

ON BEING BACK?

I, UH, GOT A FEW HEAD

OF YEARLINGS.

I FIGURE I'LL HAVE

YOU SELL 'EM FOR ME.

>> NOPE.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOPE?

>> THERE'S SOME THINGS

I'LL DO FOR A BROTHER,

AND SOME THINGS I WON'T.

>> WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL, BROTHER.

I GOT ABOUT, OH, 125 HEAD OR SO,

AND THEY'RE ALL READY TO SELL.

YOU HANDLE THAT FOR ME,

I'LL LEAVE,

NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN.

>> LEAVE?

WHERE WOULD YOU GO?

>> CALIFORNIA.

YES, SIR.

I AM DAMN TIRED OF

THESE CHILL WINTERS.

I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE

AND GET MYSELF A SENORITA.

OF COURSE, I GOTTA TELL YOU,

LONESOME DAYS LIKE THIS,

DAYS I ALMOST BEEN KILLED,

I KINDA ENVY DALE.

HE'S GOT GOOD WIFE, NICE BOY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I EXPECT I AIN'T

THE ONLY ONE THAT ENVIES HIM.

AM I, CAIN?

>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

THE NEXT TIME THEY HANG YOU,

IT JUST MAY TAKE.

YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT THAT.

>> YOU MISSED

YOUR CALLING, BROTHER!

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN

A PREACHER MAN!

PREACHER CAIN.

>> WHAT ARE WE DOIN', JESSE?

THESE CATTLE WERE GRAZING

FINE WHERE THEY WERE.

THEY WERE ON THE BEST GRASS

IN JOHNSON COUNTY.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT 'EM

ALL SPREAD OUT FOR?

>> WHY YOU GOT 'EM

ALL SPREAD OUT?

>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MITCH.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU FILL IN

MORE OF THAT AREA

RIGHT OVER THERE.

>> IT WOULDN'T BE

BECAUSE YOU WANT LORD PETER

TO THINK HE'S UP

TO HIS ASS IN CATTLE?

>> HUNT, WHENEVER LORD PETER

LOOKS OUT HIS WINDOW,

HE LIKES TO SEE CATTLE,

LOTS OF CATTLE.

>> BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE

THE REASON, WOULD IT?

>> YOUR JOB IS TO HANG RUSTLERS,

HUNT, NOT MANAGE THE COWHERD.

>> YEAH.

ONE THING I'VE NOTICED

ABOUT LORD PETER,

HE AIN'T HALF

AS DUMB AS HE LOOKS.

>> WELL, THEN NEITHER AM I.

>> THAT'S DEBATABLE.

>> HEY.

>> HEY, UNCLE CAIN.

>> THOSE CHICKENS ARE CRAZY.

YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.

>> MA SAID YOU'D BE COMIN'.

>> SURE ENOUGH I DID.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT YOU?

YOU'RE GETTING

SKINNIER BY THE HOUR.

DON'T THEY FEED YOU?

>> MA SAYS I MUST

HAVE A TAPEWORM.

>> YEAH, THAT MUST BE IT.

WHERE'S YOUR PA?

>> HE'S UP AT THE SHEEP.

THERE'S AN OLD WOLF

SKULKING AROUND.

PA'S HOPING TO GET

A SHOT AT HIM.

>> UH-HUH.

WELL, YOU MIGHT WANNA TELL

YOUR MA THAT OLD UNCLE CAIN

HAS ROLLED IN

WITH THE TUMBLEWEEDS.

>> YOU BETTER TELL HER YOURSELF.

>> HOWDY.

I BAGGED THAT BIGHORN

THAT I PROMISED.

MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

>> I'M NOT IN

THE MOOD TO EXPLAIN.

>> YOU GET KICKED BY A COW?

>> NOTHING KICKED ME.

THIS HORSE OF YOURS

STILL LIKES MY SMELL.

>> WELL, HERE'S YOUR SUPPER.

>> OH, THANKS, CAIN.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> AND YOU.

AH, JOEY?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE LONESOME

AND I'LL TAKE YOUR PA'S MULE,

AND WE'LL GET 'EM A NICE,

LONG, COLD DRINK OF WATER, OKAY?

>> OKAY.

>> YOU EVER HEARD OF A KANGAROO?

>> NO.

>> WELL, THEY'RE THESE BIG--

I DON'T KNOW--

LIKE GIANT RABBITS IN

THIS FAR OFF COUNTRY

CALLED AUSTRALIA.

YOU KNOW WHAT

THEY CALL THE BABIES?

>> NO.

>> JOEYS. THAT'S RIGHT.

I READ THAT IN A BOOK.

>> HARRY!

HELL, I THOUGHT YOU WAS DEAD!

>> YEAH, I BET YOU DID,

YOU CHEATIN' SON OF A BITCH,

ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU

LET THEM HANG ME!

>> NO, NO, NO,

YOU GOT IT WRONG, HARRY.

WHY WOULD I WANT YOU HUNG

WHEN YOU OWE ME MONEY?

I NEVER DREAMED

YOU'D BE FOOL ENOUGH

TO LET 'EM RIDE UP ON YOU

WITH A BRANDIN' IRON

IN YOUR HAND.

I THOUGHT YOU WAS IN IDAHO

WITH OUR CATTLE.

>> I WAS, AND, YOU KNOW,

IT WORKED THIS TIME.

BUT IT MIGHT NOT THE NEXT.

MY BUYER'S ASKIN'

ALL KINDS OF QUESTIONS.

I RECKON HE DON'T WANNA

GET ON THE WRONG SIDE

OF LORD PETER NEITHER.

>> DON'T.

>> WHAT?

>> SOMEONE MIGHT SEE YOU.

WE AGREED YOU WOULDN'T

COME HERE IN DAYLIGHT.

THIS IDAHO BUSINESS IS SERIOUS.

WHAT ABOUT CAIN?

>> CAIN TURNED ME DOWN,

RIGHT AFTER HE CUT ME DOWN.

>> THIS IS TOO GOOD A THING

TO LET GO OF, HARRY.

I MEAN, IF IDAHO'S OUT,

WHAT ABOUT CALIFORNIA?

THERE'S BOUND TO BE

A MARKET IN CALIFORNIA.

>> OH, YEAH. THERE'S A MARKET.

IT'S JUST REAL FAR AWAY.

IDAHO'S A LOT CLOSER.

BESIDES, YOU MEAN

TO TELL ME LORD PETER

AIN'T FIGURED OUT

YOU STEALING HIS COWS YET?

>> HE MAY HAVE AN INKLING,

BUT, HELL, THE DERBY RANCH

COVERS MORE THAN 200 SECTIONS,

ROOM FOR MORE COW

THAN WE'RE TAKIN'

JUST TO GET LOST.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT IDAHO?

CAN'T WE TRY IT ONE MORE TIME?

>> MAYBE, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.

DON'T WANNA PUSH MY BUYER NONE.

>> HARRY, BY THE WAY,

YOU GOT MY SHARE

OF THE MONEY?

>> OH, YEAH.

BUT I AIN'T GOT IT ON ME.

I'VE ALWAYS PAID YOU, JESSE,

AND I WILL, IN MY OWN GOOD TIME.

>> PULL THE HAMMER

ALL THE WAY BACK.

AIM SLIGHTLY BELOW THE TARGET.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

LET IT OUT.

SQUEEZE.

DID YOU BLINK?

YOU BLINKED, DIDN'T YOU?

>> HEY.

JOEY, DON'T YOU GOT

SOME CHORES TO BE DOING?

>> YES, SIR.

>> COME HERE.

TAKE THE HORSE IN THE BARN NOW,

WILL YOU?

GO AHEAD NOW.

>> WE'LL WORK ON

THIS AGAIN, JOEY.

>> COME ON, BOY.

>> WHAT?

>> WHAT BUSINESS YOU GOT

TEACHING MY SON

HOW TO SHOOT A PISTOL?

>> WELL, HE'S GOT TO LEARN

SOONER OR LATER.

WE DID WHEN WE WERE HIS AGE.

>> THAT MAY BE TRUE, CAIN.

BUT TEACHING HIM NOW TO HANDLE

A RIFLE SO HE CAN HUNT GAME,

THAT'S ONE THING.

THE ONLY KIND OF GAME

A MAN HUNTS

WITH A PISTOL IS

THE TWO-LEGGED KIND.

>> ALL RIGHT, FAIR ENOUGH.

AIN'T NONE OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT RORY WAS SPORTING

A PRETTY FAIR SHINER.

I THINK OF YOU AS MILD, DALE,

THE GOOD HAMMETT.

NOT ONE TO HIT A WOMAN.

>> SHE CALLED ME A COWARD.

NOW, IF SHE CALLED ME LAZY,

WHICH SHE HAS MANY A TIME,

I LET IT PASS.

BUT SHE CALLED ME A COWARD.

>> WHY?

THE HAMMETTS

AIN'T BRED NO COWARDS.

>> BECAUSE OF

THAT DAMN HUNT LAWTON.

WHEN I TOLD RORY I'D SEEN HUNT,

SHE JUST FLARED UP,

TOLD ME I SHOULD HAVE

SHOT HIM ON THE SPOT.

NOW, IF HE'D HAVE PROVOKED ME,

I WOULD HAVE DRAWN ON HIM.

BUT HE DIDN'T SAY A WORD.

JUST LEFT.

SUPPOSE I'M NOT A COLD KILLER.

>> WELL, HEY, THAT DON'T

MAKE YOU A COWARD NOW.

>> IN MY WIFE'S EYES, I AM.

THAT'S NOT AN EASY THING

TO LIVE WITH.

>> WELL, I GUESS

I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

>> DALE, YOUR BROTHER CAIN

HERE HAS BROUGHT US

A NICE PIECE

OF MOUNTAIN MUTTON.

YOU GONNA STAY OUT HERE

ALL NIGHT?

COME INSIDE

AND GET READY FOR SUPPER.

WELL?

>> UM...

>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

THE HAMMETTS ONLY PRODUCED ONE

CHARMER, AND THAT'D BE HARRY.

>> WELL, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

HE WASN'T SO CHARMING

THIS MORNING

WHEN I FOUND HIM

HANGING FROM THE END OF A ROPE.

THE ONLY THING THAT SAVED HIM

WAS THAT THICK HAMMETT NECK

AND THE FACT THAT

I JUST HAPPENED TO COME ALONG

WHEN I DID.

>> GOOD LORD, THAT'S A MIRACLE.

>> ANOTHER 10 MINUTES,

HE'D BE A GONER FOR SURE.

>> WELL, I DARE SAY,

HE GOES A LITTLE TOO FAR

SOMETIMES, BUT AT LEAST

HE'S GOT SOME SPUNK.

>> WELL, WE ALL GOT SPUNK, RORY.

DALE'S GOT SPUNK,

FOR GOD'S SAKES.

>> SPUNK DON'T MEAN YOU

CAN BREAK THE LAW, HONEY.

>> RORY, I DON'T LIKE

HUNT LAWTON ANY MORE

THAN YOU DO.

GIVEN THE EXCUSE,

I'D GUN HIM DOWN.

BUT I JUST CAN'T SHOOT HIM

OR ANYBODY ELSE IN COLD BLOOD.

>> WELL, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN YOU AND ME THEN,

'CAUSE THAT MAN

KILLED MY GRANDFATHER, CAIN.

AND THERE WON'T BE NO COLD BLOOD

ABOUT IT IF I EVER

GET A CHANCE AT HIM.

YOU KNOW, MY BLOOD BOILS

EVERY TIME I THINK OF THAT MAN,

AND IT'S BOILING RIGHT NOW,

AND PART OF THAT BOIL

BELONGS TO YOU AND TO DALE

FOR BEING SUCH DAMNED

MEALY-MOUTHED FOOLS.

YOU'VE GOTTA WAIT

FOR A PRETTY REASON

TO KILL A MAN LIKE THAT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> I GUESS WE OUGHT NOT TELL HER

THAT IT WAS HUNT LAWTON

THAT TRIED TO HANG HARRY.

>> GOOD GOD, CAIN.

WE'LL ALL BE SLEEPIN'

IN THE BARN

IF SHE FOUND THAT OUT.

>> SHHH.

>> MM, MM, MM, MM, MM.

HONEY, YOU ARE ONE FINE,

FINE, FINE COOK.

>> DON'T YOU BE

SWEET TALKING ME,

DALE, ESPECIALLY NOT

IN FRONT OF COMPANY.

>> GOSH, MA.

IT WAS JUST A COMPLIMENT.

>> NOBODY ASKED YOU, MISTER.

>> GOSH. CAN'T I EVEN TALK?

>> I'M AFRAID TO TALK MYSELF.

>> SINCE YOUR UNCLE CAIN

BROUGHT US SUCH A FINE SHEEP,

I DECIDED I'D TRY

THIS NEW DESSERT.

PASS IT DOWN TO YOUR DADDY.

DALE.

>> WHAT IS IT?

>> WELL, IT'S CALLED GELATIN.

>> I CAN'T SEEM TO CATCH IT.

>> IT'S, UH, IT'S KINDA WIGGLY.

>> I DON'T KNOW

ABOUT WIGGLY FOOD.

>> IT'S, UH, WELL, IT'S GOOD.

>> YOU DON'T EVEN

HAVE TO CHEW IT.

>> NO. YOU JUST SWALLOW IT.

>> MM. IT'S GOOD.

>> IT'S GOOD.

>> MM-HMM.

>> SPADE, HONEY,

YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.

>> MAN, THAT RINGBONE

SURE CAN SNORE, CAN HE?

>> OH, DAMMIT!

IT'S MR. SLAUGHTER.

>> YOU BOYS BETTER

GET YOUR PANTS ON.

>> SORRY, MISS QUEENIE.

RINGBONE, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!

>> EVENING, MISS QUEENIE.

>> LET'S GO.

>> EVENING, BOYS.

>> AVERY.

>> I THOUGHT YOU BOYS

WERE RIDING LINE.

>> OH, YEAH, WE WERE, MITCH.

WE JUST STOPPED OFF FOR--

>> GIT.

>> NOW, DON'T GO

JUMPIN' ON THESE BOYS, MITCH.

THEY JUST STOPPED BY

TO HELP ME WIND A CLOCK.

>> STOPPED BY TO WHORE,

YOU MEAN.

>> AND THERE IS THE PAY,

ONE OF LORD PETER'S CALVES.

>> HE JUST STROLLED ON UP.

LOST HIS MA, I GUESS.

>> HA.

YOU BOYS GET GONE

AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU

AROUND HERE DURING

WORK HOURS AGAIN.

>> YES, SIR.

>> RIGHT.

>> AS FOR YOU, IF YOU DON'T

QUIT TAKING STOLEN LIVESTOCK

FOR POKES,

AND IF THAT DAMN HUSBAND

OF YOURS DON'T QUIT

WRITING LIES TO THE NEWSPAPERS,

YOU COULD FIND YOURSELVES

IN A PACK OF TROUBLE.

>> DON'T THREATEN ME,

MITCH SLAUGHTER.

I GOT AS MUCH RIGHT

TO BE HERE AS YOU DO.

AND WHAT AVERY WRITES

AIN'T LIES.

>> YOU BETTER HEED ME, QUEENIE.

NEXT TIME, I WON'T BE SO GENTLE.

>> YA! YA!

>> BYE, BOYS.

>> DALE?

DALE, ARE YOU AWAKE?

>> WHAT?

>> YOU AWAKE?

>> I AM NOW.

>> HONEY, THIS LITTLE ONE

I'M CARRYING,

IT'S ALL ELBOWS AND KNEES.

WOULD YOU PLEASE

GIVE ME A BACK RUB?

>> MAYBE.

LONG AS YOU'RE WILLING

TO LET BYGONES BE BYGONES.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THEY'RE BYGONES.

OH, THAT FEELS SO GOOD.

>> THAT CUSS STILL KICKIN'?

>> I THINK HE'S GONNA

START SETTLING DOWN.

>> OOH.

HE'S JUST LIKE HIS MOMMA.

>> OH. OH.

OH. OH.

OH. OH.

OW.

OH. OH.

>> THERE YOU GO.

>> BABY, THAT FEELS SO GOOD.

>> MM-HMM. RIGHT THERE.

>> DALE, NOW THAT--

>> OH, HE'S GONNA BE A BOY,

ALL RIGHT.

>> YOU THINK?

>> DALE.

OH, DALE. OH.

>> NINE MONTHS PREGNANT AND

HE CAN'T LEAVE HER ALONE.

KNOCK HER IN THE HEAD ONE

MINUTE, POKE HER THE NEXT.

AND ME, GUEST OF THE HOUSE,

SLEEPING RIGHT NEXT TO 'EM,

I COULD HEAR EVERYTHING.

AH, IT'S SNOWIN' AGAIN.

>> SAM, OLD DOG COULD SMELL YOU

A MILE AWAY.

>> GOT ANY SUPPER LEFT?

>> OH, SOME SHEEP JERKY.

HAVE AT IT.

>> I WAS THINKING ALONG

THE LINES OF BIGHORN.

>> OH, NO. SORRY.

THAT'S BEEN SPOKEN FOR ALREADY.

>> GUESS I'LL JUST SETTLE

FOR A JERKY THEN.

>> UH-HUH.

SO HOW'S THE WOLFIN' BUSINESS?

>> LORD PETER'S HIRED GUNS

ARE SHOOTIN' MY WOLVES

BEFORE I CAN TRAP THEM.

PERFORATED PELTS

AIN'T WORTH SQUAT.

>> WELL, I GUESS THE BIG BOYS

ARE CAUSING TROUBLE

FOR ALL OF US, HUH?

>> WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

>> AW, YOU KNOW ABOUT

EVERYTHING, SAM.

>> MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.

>> YOU SEEN HARRY AROUND?

>> HARRY?

MOST YOUNG'UNS ARE RESTLESS.

YOU WERE.

>> YEAH, I WAS.

WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME

TO CAMP HERE TONIGHT

IF YOU WISH.

>> I GOT TRAPS TO SET.

BESIDES, A MAN COULD

GET SOFT SLEEPING BY FIRE.

>> OH.

>> OH, I'D SAY, ARTHUR,

JUST MAKE HIM LIFT HIS HEAD.

>> IT'S NOT AS EASY

AS IT LOOKS LIKE, MY LORD.

>> OH, GOOD LORD, MAN, JUST TRY.

>> I'M TRYING, SIR.

>> MR. JACKLIN, MR. SLAUGHTER,

I WANT A WORD WITH YOU.

>> AFTERNOON, SIR.

>> GOOD AFTERNOON, MEN.

I WANT YOUR OPINION

ABOUT SOMETHING.

I MUST HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH

TAKEN WITH MY BULL,

BUT I'M NOT SURE THIS HAT

DOES ME JUSTICE.

>> WELL, IT LOOKS

ABOUT RIGHT TO ME, SIR.

>> AND HOW GOES OUR LITTLE

STRUGGLE WITH THE PEASANTRY?

>> PRETTY WELL, SIR.

PRETTY WELL.

>> HOW MANY CATTLE

DID YOU SAY I HAVE, MR. JACKLIN?

>> ABOUT 5,000, SIR.

>> THAT'S ODD.

WHENEVER I ACTUALLY

RIDE AMONG THEM,

IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE 5,000.

>> WELL, THEY'RE HARD

TO COUNT, SIR.

JESSE'S GOT 'EM SPREAD

ALL OVER THE RANGE.

>> OH, DASH IT, MAN.

LIFT HIS HEAD.

WE MUST TAKE THIS PHOTOGRAPH.

YOU'RE DISMISSED, GENTLEMEN.

>> PERHAPS YOU COULD

SHOW ME HOW, MY LORD.

>> PLEASE, MY DEAR FELLOW,

DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO.

>> YES, SIR.

>> COME ON, HAMMISH,

LIFT YOUR HEAD.

THERE WE--COME IN NOW, SIR!

COME IN!

>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

>> IN YOU COME, MY LORD.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

HAMMISH, HAMMISH, HAMMISH.

ALL RIGHT, SIR.

>> VERY GOOD, ARTHUR.

>> IN YOU COME.

>> YES, ARTHUR. OKAY.

>> ALL RIGHT, SIR.

>> GO AWAY, ARTHUR.

GET OUT OF THE PICTURE.

>> OH, YES.

>> PERFECTLY STILL.

>> ARTHUR!

TAKE CARE OF THE BULL.

>> I'VE GOT THE SITUATION

UNDER CONTROL.

WELL DONE, HAMMISH.

VERY NICE.

>> HOWDY.

>> THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP,

BROTHER.

>> YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW

HOW IT IS, DALE.

I CAN'T HARDLY STAND TO BE

AROUND THESE DAMN SHEEP,

MAKES ME START TO GAG.

>> TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

>> OH GOD.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN BIT BY

A COYOTE OR SOMETHIN'.

>> THINK IT'S

THAT OLD YELLOW WOLF AGAIN.

I GOT THREE OR FOUR SHOTS

OFF AT HIM.

JUST CAN'T SEEM

TO HIT HIM THOUGH.

>> YEAH.

>> I TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU'D BEST WATCH

YOUR BROTHER HARRY.

HARRY'S TRICKY

AND HE'S JEALOUS OF YOU.

>> HARRY JEALOUS?

WHY WOULD HE BE JEALOUS OF ME?

>> FOR LOTS OF REASONS, CAIN.

FOR ONE, FOLKS LOOK UP TO YOU.

THEY PAY ATTENTION

TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.

HARRY'D MUCH RATHER IT WAS HIM

THEY LOOKED UP TO,

AND I THINK THAT'S

ONE OF THE REASONS

THAT HE RIDES

WITH THE WILD ONES.

YOU KNOW, IF HE CAN'T GET

ATTENTION BEING GOOD,

HE'S GONNA GET IT BEING BAD.

>> NO. HARRY WAS

LIKE THAT AS A KID.

I JUST DON'T SEE

WHY YOU'D THINK HE'D BE JEALOUS.

>> HARRY KNOWS

I LIKE YOU BEST, CAIN.

>> WHAT?

>> YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.

AND DON'T YOU PRETEND

YOU DON'T KNOW.

I'VE ALWAYS LIKED YOU BEST.

>> WHERE YOU BEEN, HARRY?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> WE AIN'T SEEN YOU

FOR A WHILE.

JOEY KEEPS ASKING

WHERE HIS UNCLE HARRY IS,

AND I DON'T KNOW.

>> YOU JUST TELL HIM

THAT UNCLE HARRY

HAS BEEN A BUSY MAN LATELY.

>> WELL NOW, BUSY DOING WHAT?

>> LITTLE OF THIS,

LITTLE OF THAT.

>> A LITTLE RUSTLING

HERE AND THERE.

>> YOU KNOW, YOU GOT

A ONE-TRACK MIND.

YOU SOUND JUST LIKE CAIN,

YOU BOTH GOT ONE-TRACK MINDS,

YOU, HIM AND RORY.

>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.

RORY'S MIND'S GOT

PLENTY OF TRACKS.

RIGHT NOW, IT'S ON

A HUNT LAWTON TRACK,

AND SHE THINKS

ONE OF US OUGHT TO BE

MAN ENOUGH TO KILL HIM.

>> OH, YOU GOT TO HURRY UP,

DALE.

I'M FIXING TO PUKE NOW.

>> DO IT OVER THERE, OKAY?

>> YEAH. I'M TURNING HIM LOOSE.

>> GO, GO.

>> LET HIM GO.

NOW I'M GONNA BRING JOEY

A BAG OF MARBLES OR SOMETHING,

YOU KNOW.

AND WHEN I DO, YOU TELL RORY

NOT TO BE SO DAMN COLD WITH ME.

>> I DON'T HAVE MUCH INFLUENCE

OVER HER IN THAT REGARD,

LITTLE BROTHER.

I DON'T THINK SHE TRUST YOU.

>> HUH.

>> HELL, I DON'T EVEN THINK

SHE TRUSTS ME.

>> SHE TRUST CAIN, DOESN'T SHE?

>> YEAH, SHE TRUSTS CAIN.

EVERYBODY TRUSTS CAIN.

>> RORY, IF YOU LIKED ME

SO MUCH, WHY DID YOU GO

AND MARRY MY LITTLE BROTHER?

>> WITH YOU, I MIGHT HAVE

HAD TO KNUCKLE UNDER.

AND WITH DALE, I DON'T.

>> YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT

IT WAS HARRY

YOU WERE GONNA MARRY.

AND OVERNIGHT, YOU JUST

RAN OFF WITH DALE.

>> WELL, DALE WOULDN'T NOTICE

IT WAS RAINING UNLESS HE

HALF-DROWNED, BLESS HIS HEART.

AND I SUPPOSE THAT'S ONE OF

THE REASONS I MARRIED HIM,

SO I CAN PURSUE MY OWN PURSUITS

AND NOT BE QUESTIONED.

>> YOU GIVE ME A BUNCH

TO THINK ABOUT.

>> YOU THINK ALL YOU WANT,

CAIN HAMMETT.

I DO LIKE YOU BEST.

I ALWAYS HAVE.

>> RECKON YOU'RE AN ORPHAN NOW,

LITTLE FELLER.

COME ON.

>> YA. GET ON THERE.

>> COME ON, LITTLE DOGGIE.

COME ON.

>> HERE WE GO.

THERE, MAYBE QUEENIE

CAN NURSE YOU

UNTIL SHE FINDS YOU A MAMMA.

>> WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING,

CAIN HAMMETT?

>> OH, HI.

WELL, I BROUGHT YOU AN ORPHAN.

HIS MA DIDN'T MAKE IT.

>> WELL, IF IT'S A REAL ORPHAN.

I TOLD YOU PLENTY OF TIMES,

WHATEVER YOU WANT,

IT'S ON THE HOUSE.

IT'S JUST THEM RIFF-RAFFY

COWBOYS I CHARGE

A YEARLING OR TWO.

AND SOME OF 'EM I WOULDN'T

TAKE ON FOR 50 YEARLINGS.

>> OH, WHO WOULD BE FOOL ENOUGH

TO FALL FROM FAVOR

WITH YOU, QUEENIE?

>> MITCH SLAUGHTER, FOR ONE.

HUNT LAWTON FOR ANOTHER.

I'LL SLEEP WITH THIEVES,

BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT KILLERS.

YOU HUNGRY?

>> WELL, THIS IS ONE YEARLING

THAT WILL NEVER RISE AGAIN.

HMM.

>> YOU DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY

JUST FOR A FREE LUNCH, DID YOU?

>> WHAT ABOUT AVERY?

>> THIS AIN'T

YOUR FIRST TIME, EXACTLY.

WHY BRING UP AVERY NOW?

>> NO. I MEAN,

I NEVER FIGURED WHETHER

YOU TWO ARE MARRIED OR WHAT?

>> LIFE IS PECULIAR, HONEY.

EVEN YOU AIN'T MAN ENOUGH

TO CHANGE THAT,

BUT YOU SURE ARE MAN ENOUGH

TO MAKE IT A HELL

OF A LOT MORE FUN.

>> ALL THE WAY UP.

>> RIGHT.

WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS

TAKE THAT LAND AND JOIN IT.

>> THERE YOU ARE, SIR.

ENJOY.

>> THANKS, JOHN.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT...

IT'S A GOOD START.

>> LEGISLATION

IS GONNA APPROVE IT.

COUNCIL MEETING NEXT WEEK...

>> WHERE'D YOU GET

THAT DAMN VEST, JESSE?

MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE

A CHICAGO PIMP.

WOULDN'T LAST A MINUTE

IF WE WERE DEHORNING.

>> YEAH.

WELL, WE'RE NOT DEHORNING,

WALLY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY VEST?

>> I RATHER DEPLORE IT MYSELF,

I'M AFRAID.

>> WHO GIVES A DAMN

WHAT VEST HE'S WEARING?

HOW ARE WE DOING IN

THE BIGHORN VALLEY?

SQUATTERS ON THE RUN YET?

>> SOME OF THEM ARE.

OTHERS, WE'VE ELIMINATED.

>> BY LEGAL MEANS, I HOPE,

JESSE.

THE LESS OF THIS GETS

IN THE PAPERS, THE BETTER.

>> WHAT ABOUT THAT MARSHAL

I APPOINTED?

UH, LAWTON WAS HIS NAME.

>> HE DOES WHAT I TELL HIM TO.

>> WHAT ABOUT THE HAMMETTS?

>> THEY'RE STILL AROUND.

THEY'RE STUBBORN.

>> CAIN HAMMETTS' NO SQUATTER.

HE BOUGHT HIS SPREAD LEGAL.

>> NOBODY ASKED YOU, CLAYBORNE.

>> WELL, I SAY

WE MASSACRE THEM LIKE WE DID

THE WOOLIES, AFRICA, YOU KNOW?

ANYONE FOR BILLIARDS?

>> HE DIDN'T REALLY

MEAN THAT, DID HE?

>> IT MIGHT COME TO THAT.

THIS SQUATTER MOVEMENT

HAS TO BE STOPPED.

DAMMIT, JACKLIN!

CAN'T YOU FORCE

THESE LITTLE MEN OUT?

>> YES, I CAN,

BUT IT'S A BIG VALLEY,

AND HUNT LAWTON'S JUST ARRIVED.

WE NEED MORE TIME.

>> NOT MUCH MORE, I HOPE.

>> AVERY.

>> HELLO, CAIN.

EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE,

THE MAIL RIDER'S DUE BY,

AND I WANNA GET THIS LETTER

OFF TO THE NEWSPAPER

SO IT WILL MAKE

THIS WEEK'S EDITION.

>> OH, YEAH?

TRYING TO GET YOURSELF HUNG,

ARE YOU?

>> NO, I'M JUST TRYING TO LET

THE PEOPLE OF THE VALLEY

KNOW WHAT LORD PETER

AND JESSE JACKLIN ARE UP TO.

THEY'VE JUMPED THE ROUNDUP.

>> WHAT?

THEY CAN'T DO THAT!

THAT'S A LEGALLY POSTED ROUNDUP.

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY

THE LITTLE STOCKMEN

CAN RECOVER THEIR STOCK

THAT DRIFTED OFF

DURING THE WINTER.

MY STOCK INCLUDED,

THAT'S FOR SURE.

>> AVERY'S RIGHT, CAIN.

MITCH SLAUGHTER TOLD US

STRAIGHT OUT.

>> IF HE INTENDED

TO MOVE UP THE DATE UP,

WHY WOULD HE TELL AVERY?

I MEAN, AVERY,

YOU'RE JUST GONNA REPORT IT

TO THE PUBLIC IN THE PAPERS.

>> I GOT HIM TO ADMIT IT.

>> WHEN EXACTLY IS THIS ILLEGAL

ROUNDUP SUPPOSED TO START?

>> NEXT WEEK.

>> DAMN THEM!

WELL, IF THAT'S THE GAME

THEY'RE PLAYIN',

THEN THEY'RE GONNA HAVE

SOME UNEXPECTED VISITORS.

>> WEATHER OR NO WEATHER,

IT WILL BE DONE, MR. JACKLIN.

>> SIR, YOU REALIZE BY BUMPING

IT THIS FAR AHEAD, WE'RE BOUND

TO RILE UP THE HOMESTEADERS.

>> PRECISELY.

>> YES, SIR.

>> HEY, WHO'S THAT,

YOUR LORDSHIP?

>> THAT, SIR, IS RUSSELL

OF THE TIMES.

>> THE TIMES?

>> THE TIMES OF LONDON.

I'M SURE YOU READ

HIS ZULU WAR DISPATCHES.

HE'S COME HERE TO INTERVIEW ME

ABOUT MY CATTLE EMPIRE.

YOU ARE DISMISSED, GENTLEMEN.

ALTHOUGH, OF COURSE,

THEY AREN'T GENTLEMEN.

HOW DO YOU DO, SIR?

HOW WAS YOUR JOURNEY?

>> DUSTY.

>> YES, WELL, WE'RE A LONG WAY

FROM FLEET STREET.

>> IS THAT A NEWSPAPER?

>> I DON'T KNOW, MITCH.

>> LORD PETER, MAY I ASK,

WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS AFFAIR

CALLED A ROUNDUP?

>> PERHAPS ARTHUR

WOULDN'T MIND EXPLAINING.

>> VERY WELL THEN. ARTHUR?

>> WELL, YOU SEE, SIR,

THE COUNTRY AROUND HERE

IS VERY OPEN.

PERFECTLY OPEN,

ONE MIGHT ALMOST CLAIM.

INDEED, SIR,

IT'S ABSOLUTELY OPEN.

>> OPEN?

OUR READERS DEMAND PRECISION

THESE DAYS, YOU KNOW?

IMPRECISION IS NOT WELCOMED.

>> WELL, YOU SEE, SIR,

THERE ARE NO FENCES.

NONE AT ALL.

NOT A ONE.

SO YOU SEE THE THING IS, SIR,

THAT DURING THE WINTER

THE CATTLE GET VERY MIXED.

EVERYONE'S CATTLE, AS IT WERE,

SORT OF STRUGGLES ALONG

TOGETHER, VERY PROMISCUOUSLY

MIXED, IF YOU GET

MY MEANING, SIR.

>> QUITE.

I CAN SEE HOW THERE

WOULD BE OPPORTUNITY

FOR PROMISCUOUS MIXING.

THE CATTLE OF THE RICH MIXED

WITH THE CATTLE OF THE POOR,

IF I FOLLOW YOU.

>> EXACTLY SO, SIR.

SO, YOU SEE, SIR,

AT THE ROUNDUP,

REPRESENTATIVES OF

ALL THE FARMS--

RANCHES, BEGGING YOUR PARDON,

MY LORD, REPRESENTATIVES

OF THE RANCHES COMES TOGETHER

TO SORT OUT THEIR OWN CATTLE,

WHICH ARE EASILY IDENTIFIED,

SIR, BY THEIR--

BY THEIR EAR MARKS AND

BY THEIR BRANDS.

HA.

I ASSURE YOU, MR. RUSSELL,

IT'S QUITE THE GRAND SCENE,

ALL THE CATTLE MIXING.

>> I DO BELIEVE I GRASP IT.

THE GREAT AND THE LOWLY,

SORTING OUT THEIR KIND,

THAT IS TO SAY,

THEIR CATTLE.

WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARILY

DEMOCRATIC THING

THIS ROUNDUP MUST BE.

>> ARTHUR, THE CLARET.

THE CLARET, MAN, THE CLARET.

>> OH.

BEGGING YOUR PARDON, MY LORD.

YES.

I AM SORRY, MY LORD.

>> WHOA.

>> WHERE'S THE FIRE?

>> WHERE'S YOUR HERD?

>> WHY?

>> JESSE JACKLIN.

ROUND UP EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.

GOT THEM WITH DERBY CATTLE,

WEST OF HERE.

>> SONS OF BITCHES.

>> IT'S ALL RIGHT.

TIMBERLINE'S WATCHING THEM.

HE'S GOT THE SPYGLASS.

>> WELL, WHY WOULD JESSE

TAKE MY CATTLE?

HE KNOWS I CAME

BY THEM HONESTLY.

>> LOOK, MAYBE LORD PETER

AIN'T AS STUPID AS WE THINK.

HE RECKONS JESSE'S, YOU KNOW,

GOT SOMETHING GOING,

TRYING TO SHORT HIM

ON THE COUNT.

>> YOU AND ME, WE'RE RIDING

THAT ROUNDUP.

YOU WANT TO SPEED THINGS

ALONG, YOU GO GET DALE.

>> DALE?

>> YES.

>> HE AIN'T LIKELY TO LEAVE

THE HOUSE WITH A BABY COMING

ANY MINUTE, CAIN.

>> WE NEED HIM.

IF YOU AND ME AND DALE

AND TIMBERLINE RIDE

INTO THAT ROUNDUP,

WE CAN KEEP MITCH SLAUGHTER

IN LINE.

NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT

ROUNDUPS BEEN MOVED UP,

AND THE SMALL OUTFITS

WILL HAVE MEN THERE, TOO.

>> RORY AIN'T GONNA

LIKE IT NONE.

>> TELL RORY, YOU KNOW,

KEEP THAT BABY IN THE OVEN

ANOTHER DAY OR TWO.

GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

YEAH. COME ON.

>> TIMBERLINE, SADDLE UP.

WORK TO BE DONE.

>> WELL, RORY WASN'T NONE

TOO HAPPY ABOUT HIS LEAVING,

BUT HE'S HERE.

>> SO YOU GOT A PLAN

WORKED OUT, CAIN?

>> NOPE.

OTHER THAN GOING DOWN

AND HAVING MY SUPPER.

I EXPECT HAMBONE'S THERE,

STILL COOKING FOR THEM.

>> ALL RIGHT, THE GRUB

OUGHT TO BE GOOD THEN.

>> I SURE HOPE I DON'T

GET MYSELF SHOT UP

JUST BEFORE THE BABY COMES.

RORY WILL BE A TERROR, IF I DO.

>> WELL, I'M NOT EXPECTING

ANY TROUBLE.

COME ON, LET'S GO

HAVE OUR SUPPER.

>> THAT'S LORD PETER'S

MARQUIS TENT.

HE DON'T LIKE TO EAT

OR SLEEP WITH THE HELP.

>> HAMBONE!

>> CAIN HAMMETT, I SWEAR.

HARRY.

>> HAMBONE.

>> DALE.

>> ALL THE HAMMETTS, DAMN IT.

>> WELL, MY SON-OF-A-GUN

STEW'S ABOUT READY.

WHY DON'T YOU BOYS STEP DOWN,

FEED YOUR FACES, HUH?

ALL OF YOU, COME ON.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOUR BOSS

IS GONNA SECOND THAT INVITE.

>> I'M THE ONLY BOSS

THIS CHUCKWAGON HAS, CAIN.

AND IF I SAY YOU'RE WELCOME,

THEN YOU'RE WELCOME.

NOW IF MITCH OR JESSE

OR HIS LORDSHIP DON'T LIKE IT,

WELL, THEY CAN JUST

KISS MY BACKSIDE.

>> AMEN.

>> SO...

COME AND GET IT.

>> I SAY, MASTER HAMBONE.

>> YES.

>> WOULD YOU TELL ME, PLEASE,

WHAT THE INGREDIENTS

OF YOUR STEW ARE?

>> NO.

>> I BEG YOUR PARDON?

>> NO. NEXT.

COME ON, KEEP IT MOVING.

JUST GO AWAY, SIR.

KEEP IT MOVING.

>> MR. HAMBONE,

HIS LORDSHIP'S COMESTIBLES.

THAT'S A GOOD CHAP.

>> BISCUIT?

>> YES.

THANK YOU.

>> MING, TAKE OVER.

>> THANK YOU.

>> PRETTY SWANK, AIN'T IT?

>> SWANK, THAT AIN'T ALL.

>> AH.

>> MY LORD.

>> FOR BREAKFAST,

YOU KNOW WHAT HE EATS?

>> I'LL BITE, WHAT?

>> KIDNEYS.

THE MAN EATS KIDNEYS.

WON'T LET ME COOK THEM.

ARTHUR COOKS THEM.

>> WELL, TO EACH HIS OWN,

I GUESS.

I'VE HEARD TALES OF PEOPLE

THAT EATS SNAILS,

BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN IT MYSELF.

>> SNAILS.

>> MM-HMM.

>> SHELL AND ALL?

>> WELL, I GUESS

I WOULDN'T KNOW.

>> MMM.

>> HARRY.

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

DOING HERE, HAMMETT?

>> WHAT'D YOU THINK?

WE WEREN'T GONNA SHOW UP

TO THE ROUNDUP?

NOT DO OUR SHARE OF THE WORK?

>> YOUR HELP ISN'T NEEDED.

>> NO DOUBT.

BUT WE'RE HERE,

AND WE AIM TO STAY.

>> HELLO, MITCH. JESSE.

>> HARRY.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.

>> WELL, I WAS DEAD.

OF COURSE, THAT WAS

JUST ONE OF MY NINE LIVES.

I FIGURE I PROBABLY

GOT SIX OR SEVEN LEFT.

>> WE GOT ALL THE HANDS

WE CAN USE.

>> WELL, THIS IS

A PUBLIC ROUNDUP, AIN'T IT?

ANY MAN WHO'S REGISTERED

A BRAND IN THE STATE

OF WYOMING IS FREE

TO COME GET HIS STOCK.

>> YEP. THAT'S THE LAW, JESSE.

UNLESS YOU MEAN

TO UPSURP THE LAW?

>> THIS ROUNDUP WASN'T

EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

TILL NEXT WEEK.

>> BUT EVERYBODY IN

JOHNSON COUNTY KNOWS NOW,

DON'T THEY?

>> THAT DAMN AVERY.

I TOLD HIM--

>> IT'S AN OPEN ROUNDUP.

YOU BOYS CAN STAY.

>> WELL, GOSH. THANKS, JESSE.

WE'LL BE SURE TO GET A COUNT

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

>> GET UP NOW.

>> AND I MEAN

AN ACCURATE ACCOUNT.

>> RIGHT.

JUST BUNK DOWN ANYWHERE.

>> WE WILL.

>> I SMELL SHEEP.

NO, IT AIN'T SHEEP I SMELL.

IT'S JUST A STINKIN' SHEEPMAN.

>> THIS DOESN'T HAVE

TO BE A FIGHT, CAIN.

>> I WAS JUST WONDERIN'

WHY THE DERBY CAMP

THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY

TO BRING A LAWMAN

TO A CATTLE ROUNDUP.

>> IT'S NONE OF YOUR

DAMN BUSINESS WHY HE'S HERE.

YOU BROUGHT A KNOWN

CATTLE THIEF TO A ROUNDUP.

SUPPOSE WE CAN BRING

A MARSHAL IF WE WANT.

>> HOLD YOUR TONGUE, MITCH.

THE HAMMETTS ARE HERE,

AND THEY'RE WELCOME TO STAY.

>> LET IT BE, CAIN.

LET IT BE.

LET IT BE, BROTHER.

COME ON. COME ON.

>> WHOA.

>> WATCH IT.

>> HOWDY, SAM.

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR

SOME OF MY SON-OF-A-GUN STEW.

NOW THAT'S AN OLD BEAVER

YOU GOT HERE, SAM.

NOT MUCH OF A PELT.

>> I'M NOT WORRIED

ABOUT THE PELT.

I JUST WANT YOU

TO COOK IT FOR ME.

>> WHAT?

>> I WANT YOU TO COOK IT FOR ME.

>> I THOUGHT

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.

>> WHO ON EARTH IS GOING

TO EAT THIS ONCE IT'S COOKED?

>> WE ALL ARE.

>> ALL RIGHT, SAM.

WOULD YOU BE WANTING TO EAT THIS

FOR BREAKFAST OR LUNCH?

>> WE'LL HAVE IT FOR BREAKFAST.

>> BREAKFAST IT IS.

>> SAY, THAT'S A FINE JOB, HAM.

>> YEAH. THANK YOU, SAM.

YOU WANT TO CARVE IT?

>> OH, NO. YOU CARVE IT.

>> GONNA BE A FINE BREAKFAST,

SAM.

YOU KNOW, SAM,

YOU BETTER HAVE THE TAIL.

ALWAYS SAVE THE TAIL

FOR THE HUNTER.

NOW YOU DID PREFER IT

WITH THE HAIR ON, DIDN'T YOU?

>> NO OTHER WAY TO EAT

THIS FINE CRITTER

THAN WITH HAIR AND ALL.

>> NEXT.

>> EYES WIDE, BOYS.

WE GOT VISITORS.

OH, IT'S TASCOT AND WALDY.

>> I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED

IF JESSE DIDN'T OFFER THEM

A GLASS OF

LORD PETER'S CHAMPAGNE.

>> DON'T THINK SO.

JESSE'S NOT THAT BOLD.

THEY'RE JUST GONNA

HAVE TO MAKE DO

WITH HAMBONE'S COFFEE,

BIG MEN THAT THEY ARE.

>> THINK THEY EAT KIDNEYS?

>> NAW. SNAILS.

WELL, GOOD MORNIN'.

>> I ASKED YOU ONCE

TO JOIN UP WITH US, CAIN,

AND I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN.

TOP TERMS.

$60 A MONTH, AND YOU CAN

RUN A HUNDRED HEAD OF

CATTLE ON YOUR OWN.

>> AND I RECKON THE SAME OFFER

WOULD APPLY TO MY BROTHERS

AND MR. TIMBERLINE HERE?

>> NO. THE OFFER DOES NOT

APPLY TO YOUR BROTHERS.

>> IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS,

I'LL HAVE TO DECLINE YOUR OFFER.

SO IF THERE ARE NO OBJECTIONS,

WE HAVE SOME WORK TO DO.

>> OH, YOU BET

WE GOT OBJECTIONS.

>> OH, YEAH?

>> I TOLD YOU, THERE'LL BE

NO GUNPLAY IN LORD PETER'S CAMP.

>> NO.

I DON'T SUPPOSE HIS LORDSHIP

WOULD RELISH THAT NOW, WOULD HE?

>> HOW MANY CATTLE YOU CLAIMIN'?

>> I THOUGHT MAYBE 200 HEAD.

>> GET THEM AND LEAVE.

I OFFERED YOU A JOB

ON GOOD TERMS.

YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH

TO TURN ME DOWN.

YOU CAN ALL BE RUN OUT

FOR ALL I CARE.

>> I SUPPOSE YOU CATTLE BARONS

BEEN PAYIN' THIS SKUNK'S SALARY.

>> YOU SHOULD MIND

YOUR MANNERS, BOY.

I AM THE LAW, APPOINTED

BY YOUR OWN GOVERNOR,

TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.

ESPECIALLY...

THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY.

>> WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA

HAVE TO DO ALL THAT BIG TIME

WATCHIN' OUT OF ONE EYE NOW,

HUH?

>> DAMN.

THAT WAS PRETTY SMART,

FOR A HAMMETT BOY,

TO HIT SOMEBODY WHEN

THEIR BACK WAS TURNED.

>> ALL RIGHT.

IF WE'RE DONE CONDUCTING

BUSINESS, I'M GONNA

CUT MY CATTLE OUT AND GO.

>> WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL HIM?

YOU LET A MAN STEP UP LIKE

THAT AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS

AND YOU DIDN'T SHOOT.

>> NO, I DIDN'T.

>> THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

TO CUT THE MAN DOWN.

>> I COULD'VE CUT DOWN DALE.

BUT THEN CAIN WOULD'VE SHOT ME,

OR HARRY.

AND YOU EXECUTIVE TYPES

WOULDN'T HAVE HELPED

A BIT 'CAUSE YOU'D HAVE BEEN

JUST STANDIN' THERE

WITH YOUR HANDS IN YOUR PANTS.

>> WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE

GETTIN' PAID TO TAKE CARE

OF THESE FELLAS.

>> AND I WILL.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF CAIN.

IN MY OWN TIME.

WHEN THE ODDS ARE RIGHT.

>> CAIN HAMMETT'S THE BACKBONE.

HE'S THE ONE ALL THESE

HOMESTEADERS LOOK UP TO.

>> I AGREE.

>> YOU KILL CAIN HAMMETT

AND WE GOT THE BATTLE WON,

JESSE.

>> I GOT A CARD OR TWO

UP MY SLEEVE.

>> GET TO DEALING, THEN.

>> LET'S GO.

>> DENCIL?

RIDERS.

>> GO BACK IN THE HOUSE,

TAKE UP THE PISTOL.

STAY INSIDE.

>> WHAT SEEMS TO BE

ON YOUR MIND?

>> WE'RE FROM THE J-BAR OUTFIT

OVER IN IDAHO.

WE'RE JUST ON OUR WAY HOME

WITH ABOUT 60 HORSES.

>> YOU BOYS ARE

A LONG WAYS FROM HOME.

>> THAT WE ARE.

>> WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

>> WE'VE GOT A STUD HORSE

FROM AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE,

CAME SNORTIN' IN BY MY MARES,

AND I CAN'T SEEM

TO GET HIM TO LEAVE.

>> SORREL?

>> YEP.

BIG STUD, ABOUT 16 HANDS.

>> GOD ALMIGHTY.

YEAH, THAT'S MINE.

I'LL GO BACK WITH YOU.

>> APPRECIATE THAT.

>> I'LL JUST SAY

GOODBYE TO THE WIFE.

THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.

>> I'LL HAVE SUPPER WAITING.

>> YOU STAY VIGILANT.

>> SEE NOW, YOU CUT

ALONG THE EDGE THERE,

IT KEEPS IT SHARP

LIKE THE KNIFE.

NOW, DON'T CUT TOWARDS YOU.

CUT AWAY.

CUT IT AWAY.

LIKE THAT. HARD.

THERE YOU GO.

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

>> DALE, GET IN HERE QUICK.

>> OKAY. STAY HERE.

IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

JUST KEEP CUTTIN' AWAY

FROM YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT?

>> WHAT IS IT, HONEY?

>> DALE, THIS BABY'S COMIN',

IT'S COMING QUICK.

YOU NEED TO GO HEAT ME UP

SOME WATER AND YOU GET ME

SOME SACKIN'. OKAY?

>> I'D BEST RACE OVER TO

THE JOHNSON'S,

BRING MRS. JOHNSON

BACK TO HELP YOU OUT.

>> DALE HAMMETT, DID YOU HEAR

WHAT I JUST SAID?

THIS BABY'S COMIN' NOW.

>> I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW.

I'D--I'D DO SOMETHING WRONG.

IT WOULD BE--LEMME GET A DRINK

OF WHISKEY AT LEAST.

>> DON'T YOU DARE.

DON'T YOU DARE.

YOU'LL GET ALL SNOCKERED

AND BE EVEN LESS HELP TO ME.

DALE, JUST DO AS I SAY AND

GO AND HEAT THE WATER.

>> RORY!

>> HEAT UP THE WATER!

>> PA?

>> COME HERE, JOEY.

COME ON.

IT'S OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

IT'S OKAY.

YOU GOT YOURSELF

A LITTLE BABY BROTHER NOW.

HMM?

THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

YEAH.

>> AVERY?

WE'VE GOT COMPANY.

>> MAYBE THE ROUNDUP'S OVER.

MIGHT JUST BE SOME OF THE BOYS

COMIN' TO WHET THEIR WHISTLES.

>> MAYBE, BUT I GOT

A BAD FEELING.

GET THE GUN.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, JESSE?

>> JUSTICE HAS ARRIVED,

MISS QUEENIE.

AND HE'S EVEN BRUNG A WAGON.

LAY THE SHOTGUN DOWN, AVERY,

AND YOU AND THE MISSUS

GET IN THE WAGON.

>> WHAT FOR?

>> WE ALL THOUGHT

WE'D HAVE A LITTLE PICNIC.

MAYBE TAKE A NICE,

LONG RIDE TO CHEYENNE.

>> THEN WE'LL COME BACK THIS WAY

AND RECLAIM THEM YEARLINGS

THAT AIN'T REALLY YOURS.

>> YOU GOT WARRANTS

OF ANY KIND FOR OUR ARREST,

MR. JACKLIN?

>> WHY, YES WE DO, AVERY.

DIRECT FROM OLD JUDGE COLT.

>> AND IF YOU DON'T GET

IN THIS HERE WAGON,

I'LL SERVE 'EM UP

HOT FROM THE MUZZLE,

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

>> THEY'RE JUST BLUFFIN', AVERY.

THIS AIN'T NO KILLIN' BEE.

IT'S JUST A SCARING BEE.

LORD PETER AIN'T A FOOL.

HE'D FIRE 'EM IF THEY HURT US.

>> I'M NOT SO SURE.

>> WELL, I GUESS

I CAN STAND A PICNIC.

HELP ME UP, RINGBONE.

IT'S ONLY FAIR, I HELPED YOU

DOWN PLENTY OF TIMES.

>> LEAVE THE RIFLE, AVERY.

>> HERE WE GO.

>> COME ON. HEY.

SORRY ABOUT THIS, MISS QUEENIE.

EASY.

>> HEY, IT'S ALL IN FUN.

>> YAH!

>> HEY, MITCH. I'M HUNGRY.

WHERE'S THAT PICNIC?

>> WOO HOO!

>> THIS IS MORE FUN

THAN A POKE, AIN'T IT?

WAA-HOOO!

>> HOLD ON, MISS QUEENIE.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA

WRITE ABOUT THIS ONE, AVERY?

WHOO-HOO!

WE'RE HAVIN' A GOOD TIME NOW.

>> EASY.

>> OKAY.

YOU BOYS HAD YOUR LITTLE FUN?

CUT US LOOSE NOW.

>> SHUT YOUR MOUTH,

YOU THIEVIN' WHORE.

>> MITCH!

I SAID I'LL DO THE TALKING.

IF YOU AND AVERY HERE WILL

PROMISE TO LEAVE THE VALLEY

AND LEAVE PRONTO,

I'LL LET YOU GO.

>> WE OWN OUR LAND, MR. JACKLIN.

WHY SHOULD WE LEAVE?

>> BECAUSE YOU'LL DIE

IF YOU DON'T,

YOU DAMN SCRIBBLER.

SPADE, RINGBONE,

THROW ME A ROPE.

>> SWEET BOYS LIKE SPADE AND

RINGBONE AIN'T GONNA KILL ME.

I ALWAYS BEEN

SWEET TO THESE BOYS,

EVEN WHEN I WASN'T

FEELIN' MY BEST.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, RINGBONE?

>> THAT YA HAVE, MISS QUEENIE.

>> THEY AIN'T REALLY CAUSIN'

ANYBODY NO HARM, MR. JACKLIN.

>> ALL RIGHT,

THAT'S ENOUGH TALK!

TOM, THROW YOUR ROPE.

>> IT'S JUST A BLUFF, AVERY.

HOLD STEADY.

>> WE'LL SEE ABOUT BLUFF.

>> YOU'RE A JOKE

OF A COWBOY, MITCH.

>> YOU KEEP LAUGHING,

SWEETHEART.

PICNIC'S OVER.

>> QUEENIE, TIME FOR YOU

TO BE REASONABLE.

NOW, I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU.

ALL YOU AND AVERY HERE

HAVE TO DO IS PROMISE TO LEAVE.

>> JESSE, YOU'RE TALKIN'

TO A WHORE WHO TAKES

OUR CALVES FOR POKES.

HER WORD DON'T MEAN SQUAT.

>> SHUT UP, MITCH.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, MITCH.

YOU AIN'T THE BOSS.

YOU JUST THE ERRAND BOY.

NO ONE GIVES A CARE

OF WHAT YOU THINK.

>> YA!

>> NO!

>> GOD!

>> HOLY HELL, MITCH.

STUPID SON OF A BITCH.

>> THAT'LL TEACH YOU,

YOU THIEVING WHORE.

>> THAT WASN'T PART

OF THE PLAN AT ALL.

>> WHOA!

>> WHOA! CLARA!

WHAT? YOUR HOUSE AFIRE?

>> I'M WORRIED SICK.

THEY TOOK DENCIL.

WHEN I WENT TO FEED THE CHICKENS

THIS MORNING, I FOUND THIS.

IT WAS STUCK IN THE FRONT DOOR.

IT'S DENCIL'S BANDANA.

>> OH, WHAT THE HELL!

THAT'S SOMEBODY'S EAR!

>> THEY GOT HIM SOMEWHERE,

THE DEVILS!

>> GOD, I THOUGHT

CUTTING OFF EARS AND FINGERS

WENT OUT WITH

THE INDIAN TROUBLES.

>> WHO TOOK HIM?

>> SOME MEN

I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

IF WE HAD JUST MOVED

TO MONTANA BUT DENCIL,

HE JUST DIDN'T

WANNA BE PUSHED AROUND.

CAIN, I EXPECT HE'S MURDERED.

>> WE DON'T KNOW THAT, CLARA.

>> YOU KNOW

DENCIL'S DEAD, RIGHT?

>> YEAH, MOST PROBABLY.

WE STILL GOT TO LOOK FOR HIM.

>> TELL YOU WHAT, YOU AND DALE,

YOU GO LOOK FOR HIM.

I'LL GO WITH CLARA, MAKE SURE

SHE GETS HOME ALL RIGHT.

I'LL HAVE A LOOK AROUND,

SEE IF THERE'S ANY SIGN

OF WHO MIGHT HAVE DONE IT.

I'M JUST GONNA GET MY HORSE.

>> GENTLEMEN,

THIS WILL SCARCELY DO.

THIS LOOKS BAD, VERY, VERY BAD.

>> WELL, LIKE I SAID, SIR,

IT WAS MOSTLY AN ACCIDENT.

>> SMALL CONSOLATION FOR

THE WOMAN WHO IS RATHER DEAD.

BUT THERE IS A LARGER POINT.

TRYING TO PICK

THESE RUSTLERS OFF ONE BY ONE

IS CLEARLY NOT WORKING.

THE BRUTES MULTIPLY LIKE LICE.

>> WELL, HOW ELSE

TO DO IT THEN, SIR?

>> I SUGGEST THE TIME

HAS COME FOR AN ALL OUT WAR.

>> WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE MEN.

>> WE ARE NOT WITHOUT RESOURCES,

MAY I REMIND YOU, MR. LAWTON.

I'LL BE SEEING THE GOVERNOR

NEXT WEEK,

PERHAPS SENATOR THORPE

AND SEVERAL MEMBERS

OF THE CHEYENNE SOCIAL CLUB.

I EXPECT THEY MIGHT BE WILLING

TO IMPORT SOME MERCENARIES,

IF NEED BE, ENOUGH TO MAKE

A CLEAN SWEEP OF THESE PEASANTS.

MR. JACKLIN, SHOULD YOU

HAVE OCCASION

TO VISIT WITH OUR ALLIES,

MR. TASCOT AND MR. WALDY,

PERHAPS YOU WOULD MENTION IT.

>> I WILL, SIR.

>> WOULD YOU SEE TO IT,

MR. JACKLIN?

>> I'LL SEE TO IT

STRAIGHTAWAY, SIR.

MITCH.

>> WHAT'S THE BIG FUSS?

JUST DOING MY JOB.

>> DOING YOUR JOB DON'T MEAN

HANGING QUEENIE, YOU IDIOT.

NOW, THE FAT'S REALLY

IN THE FIRE.

>> SHE HAD IT COMING.

SHE HAD A SMART MOUTH.

>> THAT DON'T MEAN

YOU HAD TO KILL HER.

THAT'LL BE IN EVERY DAMN

NEWSPAPER IN THE COUNTRY.

STIRRING UP SYMPATHY

FOR THE HOMESTEADER.

SURPRISED LORD PETER

DIDN'T SHOOT YOU ON THE SPOT.

HELL, I SHOULD HAVE

SHOT YOU MYSELF.

>> SHE'S JUST AN OLD WHORE,

JESSE.

FOLKS AIN'T GONNA

HAVE MUCH SYMPATHY

FOR SOME BOSSY OLD WHORE.

>> HYAH!

>> DAMN, JESSE.

>> SHOWS HOW STUPID

YOU REALLY ARE.

MEN LIKE WHORES, IN CASE

YOU HADN'T NOTICED.

>> HELP ME CATCH MY HORSE.

>> YOU CAN WALK.

IT WOULDN'T BREAK MY HEART

IF A GRIZZLY GOT YOU.

>> JESSE.

>> WHOA.

>> UM,

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I, UH, PROBABLY HAVE TO GO,

YOU KNOW, AND HELP EVERYONE

LOOK FOR DENCIL.

>> YOU KNOW, MANY'S A TIME

I WISH I NEVER LEFT OHIO.

DENCIL'S A GOOD MAN,

BUT HE AIN'T REAL STRONG.

LAST WINTER,

HE WAS SICK HALF THE TIME.

>> YEAH, YOU SEE, THAT,

THAT THERE'S THE MAIN REASON

I AM GOING TO CALIFORNIA.

YOU KNOW, THEY GOT

A WARM WINTER.

AND ALL TOLD,

THE HAMMETTS NEVER FIGURED

ON SETTLING HERE

IN THE ANTELOPE VALLEY ANYWAY.

IT'S JUST WHERE MY

GRANDFATHER'S WAGON BROKE DOWN.

HE'S TOO LAZY TO FIX IT.

BUT THEY, THEY WAS ON

THEIR WAY TO OREGON.

AND, YOU KNOW, ONCE GRANDMA

STARTED HAVING KIDS HERE,

THAT WAS THAT.

>> DENCIL AND I

BEEN HOPING FOR A BIG FAMILY.

WE JUST CAN'T SEEM

TO GET IT STARTED.

>> HEY, YOU'RE STILL REAL YOUNG.

YOU GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

AHEAD OF YOU.

YOU'RE REAL YOUNG.

YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA

GO FIND DENCIL.

>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

GO ON, I'M FINE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> MY GOD.

WHY DENCIL?

WHY LIKE THIS?

>> 'CAUSE THEY'RE

TRYING TO SCARE US.

THEY KNEW WE'D DISCOVER HIM

AND FIND HIM LIKE THIS.

>> MIGHT AS WELL GET HIM DOWN.

>> HOWDY, DALE.

>> BUTCHER.

>> WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

>> WHISKEY.

GIVE ME ANOTHER.

>> YOU'RE MOVING TOO SLOW, HUNT.

>> YOU WANT IT FAST,

OR YOU WANT IT LEGAL?

>> I WANT IT BOTH.

I GOT LORD PETER TO THINK OF.

>> LORD PETER IS A POMPOUS ASS.

HE'S RAPING THIS COUNTRY.

AND WHAT HE LEAVES,

HE'S GONNA KEEP FOR HIM

AND HIS FRIENDS.

THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE YOU.

>> I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.

NED SINE WON'T GET MY VOTE

NEXT TIME WE ELECT A SHERIFF.

>> I LIKE NED. HE'S HONEST.

BUT I ADMIT HE MOVES SLOWLY.

>> SLOWLY?

HE AIN'T EVEN MOVING.

NO ONE'S BEEN ARRESTED

FOR THE MURDER OF JIMMY ALBERT

OR THE HANGING OF QUEENIE

AND AVERY OR DENCIL

OR ANY OTHER CRIME HERE

IN JOHNSON COUNTY.

HUNT LAWTON'S THE KILLER

AND MITCH SLAUGHTER

HIS WILLING SIDEKICK.

>> GUILTY EARS HAVE

THE BEST HEARING.

DALE?

DALE, THINK ABOUT IT.

>> YOU DON'T SEE IT, DO YOU?

YOU'RE A HIRED GUNMEN

JUST LIKE THE REST.

>> YOU JUST TAKE CARE

OF THE HAMMETTS.

AND REMEMBER, HUNT,

IT'S GOTTA LOOK LEGAL.

NO BACKSHOOTING.

>> WHY YOU HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD.

YOU WANT THE HAMMETTS KILLED,

BUT YOU DON'T WANT ANY BLOOD

SPLATTERED ALL OVER YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL DO IT, BUT I'LL DO IT

MY WAY WHETHER I DROP A SAFE

ON THEIR HEADS

OR SHOOT THEM THROUGH THE LIPS.

DEAD IS DEAD.

I'LL KILL THE HAMMETTS.

I JUST DON'T PROMISE

IT'LL BE NEAT.

>> IT'LL BE NEAT,

YOU MURDERING SON OF A BITCH.

>> WHAT THE HELL

ARE YOU DOING, HAMMETT?

>> STAY PUT.

>> GET UP, COME ON.

GET UP.

COME ON.

>> HARRY, COME ON IN.

>> WELL, I, UH,

I DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE, CLARA.

>> NO, NO.

I GOT COFFEE ON.

>> OH.

THIS, IT'S FOR YOU.

>> WHAT'S THIS?

>> OH, THAT'S JUST

A LITTLE MONEY.

I OWED IT TO DENCIL

FROM A HORSE TRADE

WE DONE A WHILE BACK,

AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,

MIGHT HELP YOU OUT

AROUND HERE OR SOMETHING.

>> HELP OUT?

>> UH-HUH.

>> IT'LL SAVE ME.

YOU'VE JUST BEEN

SO GOOD TO ME, HARRY.

>> OH, WELL, I...

>> I'M BEHOLDEN TO YOU, HARRY.

>> COME ON.

YA!

HEY, YA!

>> SON OF A...

YA!

>> PA'S COMING.

>> JOEY, HONEY,

TAKE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER INSIDE.

DO IT RIGHT NOW.

DO IT QUICK, GO!

>> OH GOD! NO!

NO, DALE!

DALE!

NO! NO!

NO!

LOOK AT YOU!

DALE! DALE!