Jasper: Journey to the End of the World (2008) - full transcript

(wind blowing)

Dad?

Yes, Jasper?

What's the world
like outside?

Haven't we been through
that already?

Oh, please Dad, please!

Well, it's a very nice world.

It's small and flat with edges,
and there's lots of snow!

What's snow, Dad?

Snow is white and...

very snowy.



What's beyond the edges, Dad?

Enough questions, Jasper.

Please Dad, what's beyond
the edges of the world?

Nothing, that's the first
thing you learn at school.

Never teach an egg to talk.

That's the second thing
you learn.

(penguins laughing)

Anyway, Jasper (gasping)

Jasper?

Jasper?

Jasper!

I'm just going to have
a little look myself.

Watch where you're going!

Hi Mom!



Hello darling.

Jasper?

So this is the way you
hatch your eggs!

Fine, next time you stay
home and I'll go fishing!

Whoops!

(cheerful music)

(Jasper laughing)

Higher, higher!

(Jasper laughing)

Again, again!

Just once more.

(Jasper laughing)

Dad, what was that?

That was a double
flip-flopperoo!

No Dad, I saw something.

It was strange and it was far
away.

Beyond the edge, and--

Don't be silly, son.

(singing in unison)
I walk in single file.

We'll never go astray.

Our strength and heard,
and put up front.

That is the penguin way!

(Jasper singing)
I don't know what I've seen.

It wasn't just a dream.

Wow, everything is closer.

(Jasper screams)

Shouldn't you be at school?

Oh.

Jasper, you're missing
the sliding lesson.

(Jasper yelling)

Hello in there.

I'll be your brother, once
you come out.

Hurry up, and I can show you!

Alright Jasper,
that's enough.

Run along now.

(penguins laughing)

The known universe...

Small, flat, covered in snow
with edges around the edge

to fall off, if you're
not careful.

Because there's nothing
else out there.

Jasper, what did I just say?

That there's nothing out
there beyond the icebergs.

And the world is flat.

Emma to Captain!

No activity to report, sir.

Except some boring snoring.

Where are pirates when
you need them?

Secret Agent Kakapo to Secret
Agent Kakapo, on the case.

The sooner this slow boat
reaches port, the better.

You did hide the you-know-what
properly, didn't you?

Yes, you mean the eggs?

Shh...

(INTERCOM)
Attention please,
attention please.

Would the owner of the...

(door creaking)

Please remove it.

Otherwise, it may be removed
and quickly destroyed.

Ha, hid them properly?

Yes, of course, I put them
in--

Just take the eggs,

and throw this quivering
heap of feathers overboard.

Okay.

He's having some kind of fit.

That's how kakapos
respond when they're afraid.

(Kakapo screaming)

Good shot, boss!

What a shame kakapos can't
fly.

Or swim.

But, wasn't that littering?

We're villains,
we're allowed to litter!

Now, take those eggs back
to the cabin immediately.

What do we have here?

A nosy little girl.

Spotted anything interesting?

I saw you drop a bottle into
the ocean.

Children should be seen and
not heard,

and preferably not seen, either!

I may have a word with
the Captain about you.

(crashing)

What was that?

Maybe it's pirates,

preparing to board and scupper
the ship!

Scupper?

What a delightful
nautical child.

Ha, naughty you mean.

Maybe you should take
one of these, just in case.

Stop prattling about
pirates, and-

What on earth is going
on here?

What's going on here,
Captain?

t's just a minor
engine problem.

And my daughter is...

I think she's lovely!

Dr. Block, allow me
to introduce

Madame Svetlana Bolamova,

one of the finest singers
of this century.

Or any century!

Madame, this is Dr. Block,

inventor of the world-famous

Block's Best Lemonade, and
his assistant.

Ah!

We'll be on our way
any moment.

It would have been faster
to swim.

Emma.

Don't worry, Dad, I saved
one for you.

Even though the Captain

is supposed to go down
with his ship.

(radio beeping)

I found the problem, Captain.

You'd better come and
see for yourself.

I still think there
could be pirates.

Hello fish, don't be nervous.

I already had breakfast.

I bet you've seen some
interesting things out there.

Hey you, Finny!

Ahoy!

I said, ahoy!

Hey, you there.

Wait a sec, I'm
coming round again.

Help, it's c-c-c-c-cold.

C-c-c-cold?

What's that?

What's c-c-cold?

This is c-c-cold, I'm cold.

The freezing icy water is cold!

I have to get back.

It's always like
this, isn't it?

Not where I'm from, it's not.

What do you mean?

I mean palm trees
and sunshine.

Tropical nights and
balmy beaches.

Ice in small quantities only.

In your drink with a
little umbrella.

Just follow the sun, pal!

Stay where you are,
don't go away!

I'll be right back!

Wait, don't leave
me alone, I need help!

Come back, please!

Please!

Uh-oh.

Please.

Mom, Dad!

Ah, quit it!

Mom, Dad, quick!

Come quickly, Mom, Dad, quick!

I wanna show you!

Ow!

Jasper!

I know mom, and I'm
really sorry.

But I just saw this weird
bird at World's Edge.

And he doesn't come from here.

And I know you're always
saying that there's

nothing out beyond the icebergs.

But if you could just
come and look

because I saw him
and thing is...

He's green!

Honest.

Come see.

I just hope you're not
making this up, Jasper.

You've caused enough
trouble for one day.

He was here!

Weird green bird, where are you?

Weird green bird!

Weird green bird, eh?

The whole family's weird
if you ask me.

(penguins laughing)

Jasper, haven't you
learned anything at school?

No.

I mean yes.

I mean, what was the
question again?

Hmph, there's only so
much that school can do.

I've never been so
embarrassed in all my life.

We've to go and help
the others find their eggs.

I'll help, too.

No!

Jasper, you just watch
Junior,

while we go and clear
up the mess you made.

Alright?

But, but, I've never--

No buts.

You've got to be a responsible
penguin from now on.

No more crazy stories, no more
exploring.

Do your homework, eat your
seaweed,

walk in single file, understood?

Yes, dad.

There's more to being a
penguin

than just standing around on
eggs, son.

But you'll learn in time.

(sighing)

Okay, those are
icebergs, Junior.

And those are more icebergs.

And the white stuff, well
that's snow, and that's it.

Except for Junior over there.

Off you go, all by yourself.

Over the ice floes.

And you can't even swim yet.

Junior!

Junior stop!

(Junior squawking)

Come back!

Junior, wait!

Junior!

(Junior squawking)

(Junior squawking)

(Junior whimpering)

Junior, don't run
away like that!

I'm in enough trouble already!

(Junior squawking)

Ha-ha very funny, Junior.

You know there's
nothing out there.

Now let's go before we fall
off the edge of the world.

Junior, I told you, there's...

You see, you see!

I knew there was something out
there!

(cheering)

Ha-ha, it's still there!

It's still there!

Hi!

You there!

Weird green bird!

Hang on, Junior.

I shoulda kept my
big beak shut.

I know, why don't we send
a secret agent, Kakapo?

Now look where I am.

Hello?

Weird green bird?

Don't sneak up on a bird like
that.

Especially a Kakapo on secret
mission

to find the Kakapo eggs.

If it's a secret,
should you be telling me?

Good point, forget
I told you.

Okay, anyway, I
didn't mean to scare you.

Scare?

Ha, it'd take a lot more
than that to scare me.

However, I'm glad you
decided to help.

My claws are frozen.

(Junior squawking)

No, no, Junior, you stay
here.

I'll be right back.

When I get you free, will
you come back with me

and show the others I
wasn't making you up?

Why would anybody make me up?

Hey, easy there, watch the toes.

(laughing) That tickles.

(laughing)

Whoops!

You didn't hurt yourself, did
you?

Of course not, I did that on
purpose.

Lend a wing here, will ya?

(grunting)

One feather tickles another.

Glad to have you onboard
for our mission, pal.

Mission, but we have
to go back to my village

and prove I'm not imagining you.

Of course you're not imaging
me.

Ouch!

See, if you were imagining
me,

that wouldn't have hurt.

Now, we have to do
things, official things.

But you can come with
me and be a hero.

Imagine how proud your parents
will be.

But...

Not that I'm trying to sell
it.

(radio beeping)

Engine room to Captain.

We're nearly ready here, sir.

Dad, I know who's
behind all this.

It's not a pirate.

It's the blocky man
with the bad temper.

Emma...

Sometimes your imagination
is just a bit too active.

Unless he's the pirate.

That would explain everything.

Emma, whatever you
might think of Dr. Block,

he's not a pirate.

Wow!

Well, would you believe me if I
told you

there's a green parrot looking
in the porthole right now?

Nope.

(Emma gasping)

And now there's a penguin.

Look dad, look!

Wow, look, a flying penguin

and an Antarctic parrot.

I'm sorry if you're bored, Emma.

And if you want to have
make-believe friends,

I guess that's alright.

(radio beeping)
Engine room to Captain.

We're ready for orders, sir.

I'm on my way.

Now, Emma.

You're only to interrupt
me if it's something big.

Like an ostrich maybe.

(laughing)

Very funny, Dad.

But I'll find them, and then
you'll see.

You'll see.

Sometimes I really
wish we could fly.

What, it's a ship.

Hey, help me down here, Jasper,

and I'll give you
the grand tour.

Here I come.

Nice catch, kid.

Mom and Dad have to see this.

Shh, not so loud, they
might hear you.

Who, Mom and Dad?

The sneaky-fingered,
nest-robbing,

feather-plucking
humans, that's who.

The thieves who stole the eggs.

Somebody stole your eggs?

Who told you?

Is there a traitor in our midst?

You told me, just now.

Oh, in that case, okay.

Look, there's a human now.

Where are you going?

I'm going to tell it
to give you back the eggs.

Are you insane?

Tell a human something?

(sighing)

Hey wait a minute.

Listen, from one bird to
another,

don't even go near a
human, never.

Well, how are you going
to get your eggs back then?

You mean we, how are we
gonna get the eggs back.

Do you know who
you're dealing with?

Secret agent Kakapo,
of Kakapo Island.

Winner of the Kakapo medal,

for exceptional bravery
and courage.

At your beak and call.

Ahhh-hoo-a-ha, hoo-a-ha-ha-ha...

Agent Kakapo?

(crashing)

Agent Kakapo, are you okay?

No...

Yes.

As my assistant, you'll
be learning that trick.

Assistant?

But I have to, whoops!

Ow!

That's it, you're fired!

I'm sorry Kakapo.

Oh, in that case,
(horn blaring)

You're rehired.

What was that?

Oh, that's just a
special noise the ship makes

before it starts moving.

Now then, as my assistant,

your job will be to take care
of--

Junior!

(Junior whimpering)

Hang on Junior!

I'm coming!

Don't jump, don't jump.

You made a mistake
with the bucket.

I'm over it.

Let me go, Kakapo.

I have to save my brother.

Is that all?

He's over there.

Junior!

(Junior squawking)

Wait, there's a human.

Hmm, another one.

Wait till Dad sees this.

If you would stop wriggling
so much,

I could get you out of this.

Hang on Junior.

I saw you at the window.

(Junior squawking)

Kakapo, help!

It's mine!

Give it to me!

Ow!

Wow, a whole colony.

Emma?

Don't go away, I'll
be right back.

Hi Dad.

What are you doing?

Nothing, but look!

Ow!

Well, I want you to stop
doing nothing, immediately.

Is that clear?

Aye aye, Captain sir!

But Dad, wait.

Look what I found.

Oh, fiddle.

Just where did they go?

From now on, Lucifer
will be guarding the eggs

at all times. (laughing)

I could listen to
that evil laugh, all day.

You'll be hearing it
a lot more,

once I have perfected
my new recipe,

and spread fear among the
children of the world.

(laughing)

No, no if they get too warm,

it will ruin everything.

Go fetch me some ice, and hurry.

Blocks, cubes, crushed, or
shaved ice?

Now!

Herbert, it's not an
all-you-can-eat contest.

But it was included.

And I want value for my money!

We have to get off the ship.

Wait.

(Junior squawking)

Hey!

So, you're deserting me,

after insisting on being
part of my secret mission.

I have to take Junior
home, Kakapo.

The longer I wait, the
further away we get.

I promised to look after him.

Look after Junior?

The guy's a natural-born
secret agent.

He'll be called
junior-agent Junior.

Ahhh-hoo-a-ha, hoo-a-ha-ha-ha...

Hoo-a-ha, hoo-a-ha-ha-ha...

No, he's too young.

Now can you help me with
this thingy, Kakapo?

Kakapo?

Go on, why should you care
about me?

Leave me in the lunch.

Serve me and my eggs
up to the humans.

Let me depart this life,

as a parrot schnitzel.

I don't understand.

I feel a sad song coming on.

♪ (lyrics) I'm just a Kakapo

♪ And everywhere I go

♪ Humans know the parrot I'm
playing

♪ I look pretty distinct

♪ It's a shame we're
near-extinct

♪ But being flightless just
ain't paying

♪ There could come a day

♪ When we will pass away

♪ And then what will they say
about me

♪ When the end comes I know

♪ They'll say just a Kakapo

♪ And life goes on without me

♪ Cause I'm so sad and lonely

♪ Sad and lonely, sad and
lonely, sad and lonely

♪ Extinction ain't for me

♪ No it's not ♪

I don't wanna be extinct.

(crying)

But why do you need my help?

You're a brave and fearless
secret agent.

I'm not.

We Kakapos are the
rarest, scardiest birds,

in the entire world.

We're so scared,

we don't even dare give our
children different names.

So we're all called Kakapo.

You are?

Yes, but there won't
be any more Kakapos,

if I don't bring back the eggs.

I'll just freeze in
terror, like I always do.

And they'll be no one to
unfreeze me.

So you really do need
my help.

Okay, but if I stay,

you have to promise to help
me get Junior back home,

the minute we're...

Junior?

Junior!

Over there.

(Junior squawking)

Well that's fishy.

Still frozen, eh?

Another one?

(Junior squawking)

There he goes.

Let me see.

Fish fingers for the waddly
ones.

And pineapple for the scaredy
one.

Oh, there they are now.

He's certainly not invited.

Careful.

That human is real bad news.

Junior, psst.

Shh, don't psst so loud!

Junior, come out of there
right now.

Jasper, don't leave me by
myself.

Stop that knocking and
come in.

I was trying out a new secret
knock.

Just bring the ice in
here, before it melts.

Hey, this is not a
game, Junior.

Get those eggs iced, Rolf.

They mustn't hatch yet.

Why not?

Because my new
recipe won't work

without fresh Kakapo eggs.

My eggs, of course.

They're here!

What's Lucifer doing?

I know what he wants.

Hey, Lucy baby, look
what Rolfie got for you.

A fish finger,
how disgusting.

Rolf, what are you doing
with a fish finger?

It's strange, boss.

I found these fish
fingers in the corridor,

leading all the way to
the Captain's cabin.

Interesting.

Ow, the fish finger bit me.

(Lucifer growling)

(screaming)

So...

(crashing)

I'm Emma, by the way.

And I'm Jasper.

That's Junior, my brother.

And that's secret agent
Kakapo, our leader.

Hey, hey, don't touch,
don't touch!

Quick, or he'll wind
up in the washing machine.

What's a washing machine?

It makes things clean.

Oh, thank goodness
you're here.

He doesn't look very happy.

Or very clean.

We have to make it stop.

Washing machine, stop.

No, we've got to find the
right button.

Maybe it's this one.

Not that button, whoa, whoa!

Sorry.

Maybe it's this one.

Or here?

What about that one?

(Kakapo gurgling)

Sorry.

Oh, dear.

We haven't tried that one
yet.

Now he's looking clean.

I'm so soft.

Oh, no.

Oh, Kakapo.

So that's the secret mission.

Maybe you can help us.

Stop, you just spilled
the beans to a human.

We're not all bad,
Mr. Kakapo.

But, if you don't want my
help getting back your eggs...

Ha, how could you
help anyway?

My father is the Captain.

All I have to do

is tell him about that rotten
egg-thief, and he'll say...

That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard.

I should sue the company.

I apologize, Dr. Block.

Dad, you have to
listen to me.

Dr. Block is the reason
the birds are here.

Emma, you can't just
insult our guests like that.

Tell the doctor
that you're sorry.

I'm sorry.

Well?

That you're an egg thief.
Emma!

I'm sorry.

Good, now go to your
cabin and stay there.

But, but, ugh, that's not
fair!

Kakapo?

Jasper?

Junior?

What are you doing up there?

Hiding.

Well, why don't you
come down,

so we can figure out a plan.

Do you know how long
it took us to get up here?

(screaming)

Bad news, my dad didn't
believe me.

Surprise, surprise.

The human didn't believe her.

Don't worry, Emma.

My dad didn't believe me either.

And he's not even a human.

She has failed in
her mission.

You haven't done that
great yourself, so far.

She has a point there.

But if you want me to leave--

I didn't say that, did
I say that?

He didn't say that.

Maybe you should make
her a secret agent, too.

Hmm, I don't know.

Can you fly?

No.
Can you swim?

A bit.

Great, you're in.

Yeah!

(Junior squawking)

Are you sure nobody
will disturb us here?

Believe me, I'm the
last person

any of the humans want
to see, at the moment.

(Emma humming)

What's this?

A clock, for measuring time.

What's time?

Don't ask.

Yoo-hoo, I'm here Emma
darling!

Your wonderful father
thought it would be good

if I keep an eye on you, you
naughty girl.

(whispering)
Head for the door.

I'm not gonna be disturbed.

I've brought along a few
little things.

There you are, darling.

We'll have such fun
talking about

well, me mostly.

It's for the best, Emma.

The Diva is going to take
care of you while I'm on duty.

Then you won't have to make
up imaginary friends anymore.

But Dad, the birds weren't...

Real.

I just made them up.

See, my influence
is paying off, already.

But if I stop
making things up,

then I don't need a
babysitter either.

Don't think of me as
a babysitter.

Think of me as a role model.

It's just until we
reach port, Emma.

Humans, humans everywhere.

And you can't trust any of them.

We can trust Emma.

She protected us back there.

Maybe, maybe not.

What if she's a double agent.

Ooh, Junior, no need to kick me.

Oh shoot!

(screaming)

(Junior squawking)

There you go, Junior.

Some mini ice bags, to keep you
comfy.

(VO Kakapo)
Ha, and you called me
a weird bird.

(Diva snoring)

(Emma groaning)

(rooster crowing)

(snoring)

Going out already, dear?

I'll be right with you.

Must not let you out
of my sight.

Well...

I'm just going to the bathroom.

The is my bag du toilette.

Goodness me.

When I was your age, I
needed a bag twice that size.

And now look.

Wow, a bag shop.

Emma dear, don't
forget to floss.

I won't.

What a darling.

(Emma grunting)

I told you she's not coming.

Shh, I hear something.

More smelly socks, I bet.

(Junior squawking)

I knew you'd come.

How could I not?

I would have come earlier,

but the Diva was
being super nosy.

Now that you're here,
you can help with the plan.

You have a plan?

Not in so many words, no.

Let's just break into
Block's cabin,

and get back the eggs.

Right, sure, easiest
thing in the world.

Are you insane!

Put me on a plate and
give me back the apple.

What's the alternative?

Sit around here and
just be scared?

I like the sound of that.

I brought some equipment.

But we have to learn
how to use it.

Wait a minute, who's
giving the orders here?

You are.

And you're going to order Emma

to handle the details, right?

Yes, exactly.

Emma, handle all the
details, that's an order.

I'm worried about that
horrible,

what was it called again?

The cat. (growling)

Don't worry, when the time
comes,

we'll find a solution.

First, we have to get into
shape for this mission.

(fast music)

(blowing whistle)

(groaning)

(blowing whistle)

(growling)

(laughing)

(blowing whistle)

Wow.

(Junior squawking)

Wait, before I forget,

let's take a team photo.

Bird seed!

You made us small?

It's a photo.

So you can see what
things look like.

Here.

Bird seed!

It didn't work.

You have to press the button.

There.

You know, I just had an idea

for how we can deal with that
scary cat.

Well, and I thought I took
a long time to get ready.

I am a careful flosser.

My little Lucy-woosie.

Why are you suddenly so, ow!

Good work, agent Jasper.

We're proud of you.

(laughing)

Then we can read my diary.

It's very exciting.

And I can teach you
how to lounge properly.

It's practically a lost art.

Whoops, I just remembered
I forgot something.

I'll go and get it,
be right back.

I'll save you a chair, dear.

Now we're here.

And this is where we're going.

So we don't have much time.

What is that thing?

It's a model of the world.

It's round?

Of course it's round.

Whoa!

Wait, now it's flat.

What is this?

Hello, we'll do
geography later.

Anyone remember why we're here?

The eggs?

Yoo-hoo!

I'm sorry, have you seen
the Captain's little girl?

She must try on her new dress,

for her father's farewell party.

All the passengers are going.

Little Emma, I just
saw her up on the sundeck,

reading something educational.

Thank you so much.

I have a feeling I won't be
able

to slip away so easily again.

We're doomed, doomed I tell
you!

Maybe not.

I have an idea.

He has an idea, like
an idea is gonna help.

Shh, what is it Jasper?

The big lady said everybody
is going to that party right?

Well, not us obviously.

I don't mind, I'm not
really a party type.

I prefer--
Shh, go on Jasper.

That means Dr. Block and
his big pal will be there.

Which means he won't be
in his cabin.

So that's the perfect
time for us to strike.

Jasper, you're a genius.

I wouldn't say genius.

Anyway, I was just about
to suggest that.

To success!

(Junior squawking)

Look Jasper, the sun
is going down.

That's because the Earth is
moving around it all the time.

I learned that in science.

Really, my dad always said

it was a new sun every
day, hatched by the sky.

That's what he
learned at school.

Do you miss your mom
and dad a lot?

(sighing) But I bet they
don't miss me.

I was always causing trouble.

I was supposed to be looking
after Junior, you know.

Don't worry, we'll find
a way to bring Junior back.

Emma?

Yes, Jasper?

I'm really glad I met you.

You're the best
friend I've ever had.

Even if you are a human.

That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.

It's time to stop
talking to yourself,

and get ready for bed, dear.

Yes, right away!

Good night, Jasper.

Good night, Emma.

(humming)

Good evening, ladies.

Come on, Kakapo,
shake a feather!

I thought we were
going to Block's cabin.

We are, through the
ventilation system.

I knew that.

(Junior squawking)

Wait a second, Kakapo.

Shake a feather,
wait a second...

Make your mind up, will you?

(Junior whimpering)

Junior, whatever you do,

don't let go of this rope.

The whole mission
depends on you, okay?

You really think
that'll keep him busy

until we get back?

It's an old penguin trick.

Not much to do
on the ice huh?

How thoughtful of Dr. Block.

I prefer water.

I'm working on a new flavor.

You might like that instead,
Emily.

It's Emma.

Whatever.

(dinging on glass)
Ladies and gentlemen.

Our voyage is nearly over.

And I'm delighted it went
so calmly and peacefully.

I have an announcement to make.

We have amongst us,

a famous singer onboard.

And I hope she will honor us
with a song.

May I present,
Diva Svetlana Bolamova.

(clapping)

♪ (piano music) ♪

♪ (lyrics) Drink my darling,
drink to me

♪ Drink to all that used to be ♪

Okay, this looks promising.

Why have we stopped?

My sixth sense is telling me

the hatch is somewhere
around here.

Told you.

Shh!

Believe me, I'm shushed.

(dramatic music)

♪ And please understand

♪ Things don't always go as
planned

♪ Drink drink, sing and sing and
sing

♪ And drink with me, sing with
me

♪ La-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaaa

♪ Do not fret, just forget

♪ All the things you cannot get

♪ Dearest one, please
understand ♪

(Junior squawking)

(Junior squawking)

(Junior squawking)

(piano music)

(dramatic music)

(growling)

Hello there, Mr. Cat.

(Junior squawking)

Whoa!

Junior, you're supposed
to be guarding the rope!

Hey you big bag of fur!

I'm talking to you!

Yes you!

(Junior squawking)

You penguins know your
ropes, I'll give you that.

Well team, it looks like

the special secret agent
training has paid off.

Oh...

The babies, the beautiful
babies.

When I think of all
they've been through...

The eggs are ours, oops!

(artificial laughter)

Oh, Kakapo

♪ (lyrics) Things don't
always go as planned ♪

(audience applauding)

Bravo, bravo, bravo.

Hurrah, very good,
very, very good.

Ooh.

Huh?

Oh.

Stop him!

Don't let him get away!

Emma, what on Earth do
you think you're doing?

It's Dr. Block, Dad.

He took the eggs.

Oh, not the eggs again.

What are you talking about?

The Kakapo eggs, Dad.

From secret agent Kakapo
Kakapo, of Kakapo Island.

I swear, you have to believe me.

Just look in the blocky
man's cabin and you'll see.

Oh, the misery of too
much imagination.

Unhappy the children,

and the grown-ups who
have to listen to them.

Dr. Block, if you
wouldn't mind,

we could settle this
once and for all.

But my dear Captain,
I insist.

Dr. Block,

I apologize on behalf of
my daughter.

Again.

But that can't be.

A nice, strict
boarding school

is what she needs, Captain.

With cold baths and porridge.

(growling)

(Emma screams)

(random piano keys)

We'll be docking soon.

Please Dr. Block, you'll
excuse me.

Emma, I need...

Emma, come back here this
instant!

The little toadstool is
speedy though.

You gotta give her that.
(laughing)

I don't think she'll
be troubling us anymore.

Now, let's see what the
tide swept in.

Is this what you
were looking for?

(laughing) So much
wonderful fear.

And the eggs will give
me the essence of fear,

that I need for my recipe.

We're docking soon, boss.

What do we do with the wildlife?

The Kakapo with the eggs.

We'll keep the small
penguin for Lucifer.

Throw the big one overboard.

But penguins can swim, boss.

Ouch!

My goodness, you made
an intelligent comment.

It was an accident.

No doubt.

Well, I have a better idea
for the pesky penguin.

(laughing)

Jasper?

Junior?

Kakapo?

Where are you?

(dramatic music)

(muffled) Junior!

Emma!

Kakapo!

(foghorn)

(foghorn)

(sighing)

Oh, Emma dear.

I didn't see you on deck.

And I just wanted
to say farewell.

Dad says I have to
stay in the cabin

until I learn how to behave.

There's nothing wrong with
an overactive imagination.

But maybe you have to learn
to control it a little.

Or turn it into a
career, like I did.

You don't believe me
either, do you?

Never worry about
what other people think.

What's important is,
what you think.

Goodbye my dear.

Bye.

You've caused enough
trouble for one day.

Jasper, I want you to watch
Junior,

while we go and clear up
the mess you made, alright?

(breathing heavily)

Hold on, Junior!

I'm on my way!

Hurry up with those boxes.

(Junior squawking)

(Junior squawking)

Junior!

Jasper!

Junior!

Don't go in there by
yourself, Jasper!

Emma, I have to.

They've got Junior!

Jasper, wait for me!

Emma, we're there.

Emma, darling,

I know it was hard for you
to be cooped up on this ship,

all alone with nothing to
do, for the last few days.

Grown-ups can be a bit hard to
understand.

Even Dads sometimes.

But I promise you.

As soon as I can, I'll...

Back in the box, midget!

(Junior squawking)

Junior?

More ventilation systems.

(beeping)

(machines whirring)

Home, vile home.

(inhales deeply)

Ahh, breathe those fumes.

Incense, from the temple
of chemistry.

Rolf?

Hey boss, look who I found
snooping around outside.

You greedy slobber-monster!

Put me down right now!

What a pleasant surprise!

Not so pleasant for you, of
course.

Put her with her friends, Rolf.

So she can spy to her heart's
content.

Emma!
(Junior squawking)

Let me go, let me go!

Or I'll tell my dad!

Even if you could,
he'd never believe you.

Poor little Erma.

It's Emma!

If you say so.

(laughing)

I'll make my dad believe me.

Not after you've had a glass

of the new, improved
Block's Best, you won't.

(machines whirring)

Bleh, I won't drink it!

I don't even like
your stupid lemonade!

Ah, but I'm changing
the recipe.

(laughing)

Watch.

(gulps)

Boo!

(laughing) You see?

The scardiest creature
on the entire planet.

The source of the special
ingredient for my new lemonade.

That's the meanest,
rottenest thing I've ever heard.

Thank you.

Bleh!

Good.

You shall have the privilege
of testing my new recipe.

Feast your eyes on this.

(beeping and booping)

Behold, my Egg-O-Masher.

Observe how the
essence of terror

is distilled from these
timid Kakapos,

and dropped into my new
soda creation.

Boo!

(laughing)

A good shake,

and the masterpiece is complete!

But why?

Children who drink it,

will be too scared to ever
disobey their parents!

I'll make millions.

Millions, I tell you!

My dad always says
money isn't everything.

Oh, yes it is.

Rolf, start the Egg-O-Masher.
(laughing)

It's a privilege, boss.

I'm overcome with emotion,

to be at such an historical
moment.

Just do it.

Hey!

What's going on?

Rolf, stop playing with
the machines!

It's not me, boss!

Whoa.

(screaming)

Hang on!

I'll save you, whoa, ouch!

Not so happy now, huh?

You again?

(Junior squawking)

Jasper, you made it.

Did you bring help?

A cop, a firefighter, a boy
scout?

Emma, watch out!

Come to Rolf, you great
chicken.

(Kakapo screaming)

Chicken, huh?

I'm a fully-fledged Kakapo
Haka master, mister.

Ah-hoo-a-ha, hoo-a-ha-ha-ha.

Thief, thief!

Some honest person, stop that
penguin!

They're stealing my stolen eggs!

Go on, save them!

This way, quick.

Are you sure?

We've no choice!

No, no, curses!

Thieves, scoundrels, maggots!

Give me back my eggs!

Junior, watch it.

Junior-agent, Junior...

Am I glad you're on our side.

(Rolf screaming)

Whoa!

Stop hanging around,
and help me.

Criminals, blast!

Sulfurous vultures, you wait
till I get my hands on you!

No fair, cheaters!

(breathing heavily)

Going somewhere?

(Junior squawking)

Did you see that, did
you see that?

I didn't freeze, that's
twice I didn't freeze.

I'm over it, I'm over it!

I'll never freeze again!

What?

(meowing)

Whoa!

Help!

Thanks, boss.

You've come to save me.

You care more about me than
about getting back at them.

NO!

Now you've hurt my feelings!

Whoa!

Fantastic, now I'm stuck.

(alarm sounding)

Uh-oh.

I've got it, I've got it.

I've got it!

I've got it!

(laughing)

No, no hatching allowed!

Yeah, hooray!

Oh my darlings, my babies.

You're ruining my
beautiful plans.

Wait, stop.

Come back here.

I'm not finished with you!

Oh, yes you are!

Look.

(alarm sounding)

We have to get out of here.

Hey Doc, how do you
like your eggs?

Beaten?

Eggs beaten, get it?

Hello, boss.

I'm not feeling good about this.

No, my life's work!

Emma?

Where are you, Emma?

Good heavens.

I don't believe it.

Two penguins, a green parrot,
some baby birds and...

Emma!

Call the fire brigade and the
police

and send them to Block's
factory.

And the zoo.

No, no don't call the zoo.

Watch your step, Junior.

Jasper, help.

The chicks are in the water!

I'll go get them.

Emma, are you alright?

Junior!

Junior-agent, Junior,

I hereby promote you to
senior-agent, Junior.

Yee-ha!

(Junior squawking)

Junior, you can swim?

Emma.
Dad.

I'm really sorry I didn't
believe you.

How can I make it up to you.

(whispering)

Right now?

You blabbering behemoth.

I hold you entirely
responsible for my downfall.

Oh come on, boss.

You helped too.

(clears throat)

(foghorn)

(foghorn)

Mom, Dad!

Jasper!
Jasper!

Junior!
Junior!

You're back, you're back.

Where have you been?

We looked everywhere.

Except maybe behind
the icebergs.

I tried to be a good penguin

and look after Junior, Dad.

I really did.

Jasper, I'm the
one who's sorry.

You were right, son.

And we're proud of you.

And Junior looks fine.

This is Emma.

Mr. and Mrs. Penguin,

I'm so pleased to meet you.

She's not a human, she's a
bird.

By the powers vested in me,

I hereby make her an honorary
Kakapo.

This is our fearless leader,
Kakapo.

A pleasure, Mom, Dad.

I feel like I know you already.

And by the way, everybody,

I come from a place beyond the
icebergs,

with palm trees and surfboards
and tequila sunrises,

which is a drink with ice, but
you know what ice is already.

And warmth, which is, well
forget it.

Anyway, I wanted to say that
Jasper was right, all along.

So let's have a big hand for
Jasper.

Hip hip hooray, hip hip
hooray, hip hip hooray!

Well Jasper, you have
certainly taught us something.

Well, from now on, I
will be adding a course

to the curriculum, called
Jasperography.

Investigative geography.

Our new motto is Wait And See.

No, I mean, Let's Go And See.

(foghorn)

You must be really
happy to be home again.

But I'll miss you, Emma.

And the others.

If you want, you can
come and visit me sometime.

We could write to each other,
too.

And send a message in a bottle.

That way, we'll know what's
going on with each other.

Bye, Jasper.

Bye, Emma.

Bye, Kakapo.

See you soon, agent Jasper.

We'll have another secret
adventure!

Bye-bye!

Auf wiedersehen!

Au revoir!

Hasta la vista!

Take it easy, kid!

(Junior squawking)

(whispering)

Jasper?

The teacher and I
have been talking.

I know I've missed
some classes but--

It's much more
serious than that.

(whispering)

(sighing)

Message for you, young lady.

Maybe it'll cheer
you up a little.

Dear Emma, I have
been appointed

official penguin ambassador
of the South Pole.

Asked to report on all strange
things

on the other side of the world.

I hope to see you soon.

Lots of love, Jasper.

P.S. look behind you.

(laughing)

Woo-hoo!

♪ (lyrics) How much is the world

♪ Tell me what life's about

♪ Keep your eyes wide open at
all times

♪ Open your eyes

♪ And look beyond the clouds

♪ When you said why is
it that we're crying

♪ Why are we laughing
when we're having fun

♪ What's the secret of an eagle
flying

♪ And do polar bears get
burned from too much sun

♪ Jasper is the sweetest
penguin, Jasper

♪ He is living for his dream

♪ Living for his dream, Jasper

♪ How much is the world

♪ Tell me what life's about

♪ Keep your eyes wide open at
all times

♪ And look beyond the clouds

♪ What is the price of a dream

♪ If it's not lit to be seen

♪ Great adventures out there
every day

♪ Be curious and keen

♪ Tell me how much is the world

♪ How much water is there in the
ocean

♪ Does summer really always
start in June

♪ How do fish ever show emotion

♪ And could we travel to the
moon

♪ Jasper is the sweetest penguin

♪ He is living for his dream

♪ Living for his dream, Jasper

♪ How much is the world

♪ Tell me what life's about

♪ Keep your eyes wide open at
all times

♪ And look beyond the clouds

♪ Jasper, little penguin

♪ You are living for your dream

♪ You're so brave and so mature

♪ You're the greatest, that's
for sure

♪ How much is the world

♪ Tell me what life's about

♪ Tell me how much is
the world ♪