Horror Rock (1989) - full transcript

(animals screeching)

- [Man] Did you ever
have one of those days?

(man screaming)

(object thudding)

You know, when you feel like
you're head's going to explode?

When you feel like someone's
ripped out your heart.

(chainsaw buzzing)

Have you ever felt like you've been

in the dentist chair for days,

hour after hour?

The dentist drilling your teeth



deeper and deeper.

Deeper and deeper.

Pain after pain.

There's no release.

(object whirring)

Remember: Things could be worse.

(person grunting)
(laughing maniacally)

(person screaming)

Don't despair.

(upbeat music)

"Horror Rock" will get
you through the night.

Market Square Productions
presents, "Horror Rock".

Featuring, Hurricane,

Wrath,



The Dickies,

The Pandoras,

Elvis Hitler,

The Del-Lords,

NME

Don't think that I can't
see you watching me.

(man laughs maniacally)

Watch out.

I'll quote some news:

"It's coming back from the dead".

(man laughs maniacally)

(object chugging)

(mysterious music)

(soft guitar music)

♪ You'll spend it in darkness ♪

♪ In this dream with no sound ♪

♪ I'm caught in a crosswind ♪

♪ That won't let me rest or be found ♪

♪ Am I losing my senses ♪

♪ Are my senses just learning to feel ♪

♪ This soul seems too crazy ♪

♪ Is it real ♪

(upbeat rock music)

♪ I'll think about tomorrow ♪

♪ When yesterday's begun ♪

♪ My life is spinning faster ♪

♪ Like a rollercoaster on the run ♪

♪ But it's not my first life ♪

♪ And I'm sure it's not the last ♪

♪ Livin' over the edge ♪

♪ I feel I'm going down ♪

♪ Over the edge ♪

♪ Livin' over the edge ♪

♪ And I'm losing ground ♪

♪ Am I sleeping in the darkness ♪

♪ Or waking in the sun ♪

♪ Just a little bit higher ♪

♪ The dreams I had when I was young ♪

♪ I hope that tomorrow ♪

♪ I will be stronger than today ♪

♪ Livin' over the edge ♪

♪ I feel I'm going down ♪

♪ Over the edge ♪

♪ Livin' over the edge ♪

♪ And I'm losing ground ♪

♪ I don't know how long I can go on ♪

♪ Ooh-oh! Oh ♪

(electric guitar solo music)

♪ I know that someday ♪

♪ I will be history ♪

♪ So this fool's confusion ♪

♪ I swear it's killing me ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ But I know tomorrow ♪

♪ I will be stronger than today ♪

♪ Livin' over the edge ♪

♪ I feel I'm going down ♪

♪ Over the edge ♪

♪ Livin' over the edge ♪

♪ And I'm losing ground ♪

♪ Over the edge ♪

♪ Livin' over the edge ♪

♪ I feel I'm going down ♪

♪ Over the edge ♪

♪ Livin' over the edge ♪

♪ And I'm going down, down, down ♪

(upbeat guitar music ends)

(upbeat music)

So kids, are you enjoying
your evening of Horror Rock?

An important message
for anybody who cares,

Uncle Tonoose has been
sighted in your neighborhood

and he's already killed again. (laughs)

Did you enjoy being taken
over the edge by Hurricane?

Next we have Wrath.

"Children of the Wicked".

I bet you can't guys can't
abide with that one. (laughs)

(people chattering)
(people shouting)

(heavy metal music)

♪ Walkin' the streets alone at night ♪

♪ Everybody's ready ♪

♪ Darkness creeping on ♪

♪ The cold air is deadly ♪

♪ And soon we'll find the gate to hell ♪

♪ In a fire stricken hole ♪

♪ Then, the master will call out ♪

♪ Behold, I want you to know ♪

♪ I want you to know ♪

♪ Soon you'll know ♪

♪ As he raises his fist to the sky ♪

♪ We're all told to listen ♪

♪ Come my children of the wicked ♪

♪ Into my own world ♪

♪ There's nowhere else that you can go ♪

♪ Everything is frozen ♪

♪ This place down here is forever hot ♪

♪ And soon you'll like it ♪

♪ You'll like it ♪

♪ You all will like ♪

♪ And soon you'll all like ♪

(electric guitar solo music)

♪ Walkin' the streets alone at night ♪

♪ Everybody's ready ♪

♪ Darkness slowly creeping on ♪

♪ The cold air is deadly ♪

♪ And soon we'll find the gate to hell ♪

♪ In a fire stricken hole ♪

♪ Then, the master will call out ♪

♪ Behold, I want you to know ♪

♪ I want you to know ♪

♪ Soon we'll know ♪

♪ See you in hell ♪

♪ See you in hell ♪

♪ Welcome children of the wicked ♪

♪ Children of the wicked ♪

♪ Children of the wicked ♪

(heavy metal music ends)

(telephone ringing)

Don't answer the phone.

It's Uncle Tonoose,

calling to see if you are home.

Don't answer the phone.

Don't, don't.

(object rustling)

The Pandoras.

The Pandoras'

"Run Down Love Battery".

I love The Pandoras.

I want

them all.

(rock music)

♪ Baby, I've been usin' your love ♪

♪ Usin' your love as
fuel for my mind, yeah ♪

♪ Now I won't stop until I'm done, yeah ♪

♪ You can't die on me now,
you can't die, uh-huh ♪

♪ I wore you out ♪

♪ Baby, now ♪

♪ Baby, now I'm gonna recharge you ♪

♪ I'll charge you up ♪

♪ Start you up ♪

♪ Oh baby, now I'm gonna recharge you ♪

♪ Got a rundown love ♪

♪ Rundown love-battery ♪

♪ You got a rundown love ♪

♪ Battery ♪

♪ Rundown ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ You say your love was
hard and rough, yeah ♪

♪ 'Til she came and locked
you in her cuffs, uh-huh ♪

♪ Squeezin' her was never so tough, no ♪

♪ You have have been cuffed,
but I can't get enough, uh-huh ♪

♪ Be my man ♪

♪ Yeah, not my mouse ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the one
that's gonna rеcharge you ♪

♪ I'll charge you up ♪

♪ Start you up ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the one,
I'm gonna recharge you ♪

♪ You got a rundown love ♪

♪ Rundown love-battery ♪

♪ You got a rundown love ♪

♪ Battery ♪

♪ Rundown ♪

♪ Love ♪

(woman screams)
(electric guitar solo music)

♪ You got a rundown love ♪

♪ Rundown love-battery ♪

♪ You got a rundown love ♪

♪ Rundown love-battery ♪

♪ You got a rundown love ♪

♪ Rundown love-battery ♪

♪ You got a rundown love ♪

♪ Battery ♪

♪ Rundown ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love ♪

(woman screams)

- [Singer] Rundown!

(rock music ends)
Oh!

- [Woman] Just look at you Johnny,

you can't keep anything straight. (laughs)

- [Man] If I'm not mistaken,

this could be the end of everything.

(upbeat music)

The Dickies.

"Booby Trap".

Just a reminder for you not to end up

on the short end of the fang.

(upbeat music)

- [Man 2] I am drunk.

♪ Estelle is a vampire ♪

♪ She has a novel way of
leaving her calling card ♪

♪ Sing along by the campfire ♪

♪ She'll leave her mark while
she's stealing your heart ♪

♪ Forget her lies about
not drinking wine ♪

♪ You love her though
you're gonna turn blue ♪

♪ Her madness grows like
the thorns on a rose ♪

♪ I'd wear a cross if i were you ♪

♪ If you wanna date her ♪

♪ You better get her home ♪

♪ Before she sees the first light of day ♪

♪ But sooner or later ♪

♪ The best laid plans of
mice and men go astray ♪

♪ She's the kind of girl
put your head in a whirl ♪

♪ She's bound by tradition
of Victorian world ♪

♪ The daughter of the devil
and the mother of pearl ♪

♪ I'd let her alone if I were you ♪

♪ Like a bat ♪

♪ It's a fact ♪

♪ Don't look back ♪

♪ It's a booby trap, booby trap ♪

♪ Don't look back ♪

♪ It's a bat ♪

♪ It's a booby trap,
booby, booby, booby trap ♪

♪ Don't look back ♪

♪ It's a trap ♪

♪ It's a booby trap, booby trap ♪

♪ Don't turn around ♪

♪ Or she'll surely roll you over ♪

♪ There's no doubt about ♪

♪ When I found out I got wise ♪

♪ Hypnotized all of the time ♪

♪ But you better get
it through your head ♪

♪ She's out to control your mind ♪

♪ Nosferatu - she's undead ♪

♪ She'll get your love
like a hand in a glove ♪

♪ The fangs of a bat and
the heart of a dove ♪

♪ From hell below or heaven above ♪

♪ I wouldn't let her in if i were you ♪

(upbeat music)

Hypnotized.

Lying to people.

Evil.

♪ What's it about ♪

♪ Does it snow in Transylvania ♪

♪ Try to chill her out ♪

♪ When i found out i got wise ♪

(man speaks faintly)

(electric guitar solo music)

♪ Trap, trap ♪

♪ Trap, trap ♪

♪ Trap, booby ♪

♪ Booby trap, trap ♪

♪ Booby trap ♪

♪ Trap, trap ♪

♪ Booby ♪

♪ Trap ♪

♪ Booby trap, trap ♪

♪ Booby trap ♪

♪ It's a booby trap,
booby trap, booby trap ♪

♪ If you don't come back, you're dead ♪

♪ It's a booby trap, booby trap ♪

♪ Booby, booby, booby, you're dead ♪

♪ You'll be dead ♪

♪ Its a booby trap, booby trap, trap ♪

(upbeat music ends)

- [Man] So kids, I hope you
all enjoyed Horror Rock,

and not let your minds wander

'cause that would make me mad!

There's no telling what I might do

if I thought you weren't
paying attention to me.

(guns firing)

Elvis Hitler. A man of
many contradictions.

Takes you on a hot rod to hell.

(upbeat music)

♪ Forget about your hammys in your GTO ♪

♪ I got a mean machine
and she really goes ♪

♪ Gonna burn her rubber
all over this town ♪

♪ Up and hard gear on
a very straight down ♪

♪ It's a hot rod to hell ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

(singer screams)

♪ Take you for a ride there,
it's really intriguing ♪

♪ I'll strap yourself in
to a pocket and seat ♪

♪ When I punch the clutch
kiss your ass goodbye ♪

♪ It's got a pull towards
heaven that'll make you die ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

(rock music)

♪ Forget about your hammys in your GTO ♪

♪ I got a mean machine
and she really goes ♪

♪ Gonna burn her rubber
all over this town ♪

♪ Up and hard gear on
a very straight down ♪

♪ It's a hot rod to hell ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

♪ Hot rod to hell ♪

(rock music ends)

(upbeat music)

Look around you.

Look at the window.

Who's there,

it's

Uncle Tonoose.

The Del-Lords' "Judas Kiss".

Whenever a zombie asks
to kiss you on the lips,

just say no.

Ha!

♪ I hope where ever you are ♪

♪ Is a better place than this ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm left here alone ♪

♪ Betrayed by your Judas kiss ♪

(upbeat music)

- [Singer 2] Yeah!

♪ It's been a long hot summer ♪

♪ I'm still waiting on a breeze ♪

♪ I got nothing in my pockets ♪

♪ I got holes in my jeans ♪

♪ The radio kept playing ♪

♪ Those same old rotten songs ♪

♪ Every single tune reminded me of you ♪

♪ All summer long ♪

♪ And the roses in the closet ♪

♪ All summer I've watched them fade ♪

♪ Now they crumble to the touch ♪

♪ Like the promises you made ♪

♪ When I close my eyes ♪

♪ I can still taste your lips ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm left here alone ♪

♪ Betrayed by your Judas kiss ♪

♪ Judas kiss, Judas kiss ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ You left me hanging at the altar ♪

♪ Well, it might as well have been ♪

♪ For as sure as I'm standing here ♪

♪ There is sin and you have sinned ♪

♪ It don't matter if we like it ♪

♪ There is right and there is wrong ♪

♪ And when you look
that hard for trouble ♪

♪ It surely won't take long ♪

♪ Well, you remember
our favorite picture ♪

♪ Collecting dust under the bed ♪

♪ My bed of fire and nails ♪

♪ A jagged stone for my weary head ♪

♪ When I close my eyes ♪

♪ I can still taste your lips ♪

♪ Now I'm left here alone ♪

♪ Betrayed by your Judas kiss ♪

♪ Judas kiss, Judas kiss ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ First it was cocaine ♪

♪ Then you discovered crack ♪

♪ You're like insane, you got so high ♪

♪ You were never coming back ♪

♪ The Judas kiss you called it ♪

♪ Such a clever fucking name ♪

♪ I miss you so bad I may never get well ♪

♪ It's so sad, such a goddamn shame ♪

♪ And the roses in the closet ♪

♪ I took them from your grave ♪

♪ Everyday I stand and look at them ♪

♪ Then I bow my head and pray ♪

♪ I hope wherever you are ♪

♪ Is a better place than this ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm left here alone ♪

♪ Betrayed by your Judas kiss ♪

♪ Judas kiss, Judas kiss ♪

♪ Judas kiss, Judas kiss ♪

♪ Judas kiss, Judas kiss ♪

♪ Ho ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Ho ♪

(upbeat music ends)

- [Man] Who's that knocking on your door.

Could it be Uncle Tonoose?

Don't open the door, don't open the door,

don't open the door!

He's got an ax, I know he does.

He's got an ax, stay
away from Uncle Tonoose.

(creature growling)

(creature squealing)

The motion picture, "Heartstopper".

Enemy sings

"Heartstopper".

(rock music)

- [Singer 3] Heartstopper.

Heartstopper.

(woman screaming)

♪ You almost died ♪

♪ Down the pitiful way ♪

♪ In an innocent crime, I showered
vengeance to you each day ♪

♪ In the midst of life,
with death all around ♪

♪ You reachin' in justice
for someone you found ♪

♪ I taste the blood flowing wide ♪

♪ Vengeance is mine ♪

♪ Got to make you better,
got to make it right ♪

♪ Once again a fallen man
comes to reserve his pride ♪

♪ The burning in my blood,
it gives me one more sign ♪

♪ I sense another victim,
vengeance is mine ♪

♪ Heartstopper ♪

♪ Heartstopper ♪

♪ Buried on the crossroad,
I came to life again ♪

♪ Their hands brought me power,
now I drink the blood of sin ♪

♪ Let me cheat you by the hand ♪

♪ And we will play them in the game ♪

♪ After tricks are mentioned
you will never be the same ♪

♪ Chase the blood through
like fly, vengeance is mine ♪

♪ Got to make it better,
got to make it right ♪

♪ Once again a fallen man
comes to reserve his pride ♪

♪ The burning in my blood,
it gives me one more sign ♪

♪ I sense another victim,
vengeance is mine ♪

(electric guitar solo music)

♪ Did you eat well ♪

♪ I will drink until they die ♪

♪ I got to keep on living ♪

♪ Let me tell you why ♪

♪ I am the judger and the
truth, now I live with death ♪

♪ The mission now, he gives us ♪

♪ From me heart's stinking wrath ♪

♪ I taste the blood flowing
wide, vengeance is mine ♪

(person creaming)

♪ Vengeance is mine ♪

♪ Heartstopper ♪

♪ Vengeance is mine ♪

♪ Heartstopper ♪

♪ Vengeance is mine ♪

♪ Vengeance is mine ♪

♪ All mine ♪

(object explodes).

- [Man] That's our little show for now.

Thanks for you listening.

Hope you'll be back for
more Horror Rock. (laughs)

(upbeat music)

This program was produced by John Russo.

It was directed by Paul McCollough.

Video post-production by David Manganelli.

And here's a special
thanks to Charlie Lloyd.

Horror Rock theme composed and performed

by Fela Jimi McCola,

published by McCola Music International.

No other relations with Uncle Tonoose.

(people chanting)

(siren wailing)