Hillbilly Hare (1950) - full transcript
While vacationing in the Ozark Mountains, Bugs Bunny encounters Curt and Pumpkinhead Martin, two dimwitted hillbillies who are duped by Bugs into a violent square dance.
I like mountain music
good old mountain music
played by a real
hillbilly band
Vacation in the ozarks.
So quiet. So peaceful.
So far from harm
and danger.
So--Huh?
[Laughs]
Oh, murgatroid!
Look what crawled out
of the woodwork.
[Gunfire]
Eh, what's up, doc?
Be all of a Martin,
or be all a Coy, rabbit?
Well, um, my friends say
I'm very Coy.
[Giggles]
A Coy! Square off,
you shote!
Me and you's a-Feuding
on account of I'm a Martin.
Boohoo. Now I'll never see
my wife and youngings again.
Never no more.
Boohoo-Hoo.
Hey, you dern fool!
What's the idea a-Tying
knots in my rifle barrel?
Just call me "freckles."
Well, that's that.
Now to get back to that peace
and quiet I was talking about.
Huh?
Hold on there, critter.
And just
who might you be?
I might be teddy roosevelt,
but I ain't.
I'm Pumpkinhead Martin,
And I see what you all
done to my brother.
Your brother?
Well, glad to know you,
Pumpkin?
Any brother of
your brother is a--
Hold the phone,
long ears.
I'm a-Aiming to terminate
this here feud right now.
Now hold still.
Huh?
That rabbit critter's bound to be
around here somewhere's...
on account of I see
his footy-Prints.
Hey! There's
the varmint now!
[Humming pop goes
the weasel]
[Gunshot]
goes the weasel
[Gunshot]
Persistenent little
cusses, ain't they?
Get him, Pumpkinhead!
We got him cornered, cuz!
He can't escape us now.
Pumpkinhead: Where is he?
Where's the critter at?
Shucks-A-Mighty!
It's so dark in here,
I can't see nothing.
Bugs: eh, let's light up.
Here. Use my lighter.
[Lighter flicking]
The darn thing won't work.
Keep trying!
[Lighter flicking]
I think y'all are using...
too strong a fluid.
We'll get that critter
If'n it takes
until dooms-A-Day.
[Whistles]
[Female voice]
what's your hurry, boys?
Whoa-Hoo-Hoo nelly!
[Wolf whistle]
Y'all care to
"practize" with me
For the square dancing
tomorrow?
Delighted, ma'am.
Same, likewise,
I'm sure, ma'am.
Rrrwww rrrwww.
Oh, uh, pardon me.
One of you gents
got a spare nickel
So as I can juice up
the jukebox?
Here you is.
Ma'am.
Thanks just
all to pieces.
Salibury trio
coming right up.
[Square-Dance music playing]
Let's all square-Dance.
Places, all.
bow to
your corner
bow to your own
3 hands up
and 'round you go
break it up with
a do-Si-Do
chicken in a bread pan
kicking out dough
skip to my lou,
my darlin'
the old lay out,
you pretty little thing
promenade
around the ring
big foot up
and little foot down
make that big foot,
draw it 'round
the lady step back,
and two gents in
back you go
and forward again
step right up with
an elbow swing
skip to my lou,
my darlin'
allemande left with
your whole left hand
follow through with
a right and left grand
meet your honey
with a great big smile
promenade indian-Style
promenade across
the floor
sashay right on
out the door
out the door
and into the glade
and everybody promenade
[Playing fiddle]
step right up,
you're doing fine
I'll pull your beard,
you'll pull mine
yank it again
like you did before
break it up with
a tug of war
[Bugs playing fiddle]
now into the brook
and fish for the trout
dive right in
and flap about
troup, trout,
pretty little trout
one more splash
and come right out
shake like a hound dog,
shake again
wallow around in
the old pigpen
wallow some more,
you all know how
roll around
like an old fat sow
allemande left
with your left hand
follow through with
a right and left brand
now leave your partner,
the dirty old thing
follow through with
an elbow swing
grab a fencepost,
hold it tight
whomp your partner
with all your might
hit him in the shin,
hit him in the head
hit him again,
the critter ain't dead
whomp him low
and whomp him high
stick your finger
in his eye
pretty little ring,
pretty little sound
bang your heads
against the ground
promenade
all around the room
promenade like
a bride and groom
open up the door
and step right in
close the door
and into a spin
whirl, whirl,
twist and twirl
jump all around
like a flying squirrel
now, don't you cuss
and don't you swear
just come right out
and form a square
now right hand over
and left hand under
both join hands
and run like thunder
over the hill
and over the dale
duck your head
and lift your tail
don't you stray
and don't you roam
turn around
and promenade home
corn in the crib
and wheat in the sack
turn your partner,
promenade back
[Thud]
And now you're home.
Bow to your partner.
Bow to the gent
across the hall.
And that is all.
[Plays musical "outro"
on fiddle]
good old mountain music
played by a real
hillbilly band
Vacation in the ozarks.
So quiet. So peaceful.
So far from harm
and danger.
So--Huh?
[Laughs]
Oh, murgatroid!
Look what crawled out
of the woodwork.
[Gunfire]
Eh, what's up, doc?
Be all of a Martin,
or be all a Coy, rabbit?
Well, um, my friends say
I'm very Coy.
[Giggles]
A Coy! Square off,
you shote!
Me and you's a-Feuding
on account of I'm a Martin.
Boohoo. Now I'll never see
my wife and youngings again.
Never no more.
Boohoo-Hoo.
Hey, you dern fool!
What's the idea a-Tying
knots in my rifle barrel?
Just call me "freckles."
Well, that's that.
Now to get back to that peace
and quiet I was talking about.
Huh?
Hold on there, critter.
And just
who might you be?
I might be teddy roosevelt,
but I ain't.
I'm Pumpkinhead Martin,
And I see what you all
done to my brother.
Your brother?
Well, glad to know you,
Pumpkin?
Any brother of
your brother is a--
Hold the phone,
long ears.
I'm a-Aiming to terminate
this here feud right now.
Now hold still.
Huh?
That rabbit critter's bound to be
around here somewhere's...
on account of I see
his footy-Prints.
Hey! There's
the varmint now!
[Humming pop goes
the weasel]
[Gunshot]
goes the weasel
[Gunshot]
Persistenent little
cusses, ain't they?
Get him, Pumpkinhead!
We got him cornered, cuz!
He can't escape us now.
Pumpkinhead: Where is he?
Where's the critter at?
Shucks-A-Mighty!
It's so dark in here,
I can't see nothing.
Bugs: eh, let's light up.
Here. Use my lighter.
[Lighter flicking]
The darn thing won't work.
Keep trying!
[Lighter flicking]
I think y'all are using...
too strong a fluid.
We'll get that critter
If'n it takes
until dooms-A-Day.
[Whistles]
[Female voice]
what's your hurry, boys?
Whoa-Hoo-Hoo nelly!
[Wolf whistle]
Y'all care to
"practize" with me
For the square dancing
tomorrow?
Delighted, ma'am.
Same, likewise,
I'm sure, ma'am.
Rrrwww rrrwww.
Oh, uh, pardon me.
One of you gents
got a spare nickel
So as I can juice up
the jukebox?
Here you is.
Ma'am.
Thanks just
all to pieces.
Salibury trio
coming right up.
[Square-Dance music playing]
Let's all square-Dance.
Places, all.
bow to
your corner
bow to your own
3 hands up
and 'round you go
break it up with
a do-Si-Do
chicken in a bread pan
kicking out dough
skip to my lou,
my darlin'
the old lay out,
you pretty little thing
promenade
around the ring
big foot up
and little foot down
make that big foot,
draw it 'round
the lady step back,
and two gents in
back you go
and forward again
step right up with
an elbow swing
skip to my lou,
my darlin'
allemande left with
your whole left hand
follow through with
a right and left grand
meet your honey
with a great big smile
promenade indian-Style
promenade across
the floor
sashay right on
out the door
out the door
and into the glade
and everybody promenade
[Playing fiddle]
step right up,
you're doing fine
I'll pull your beard,
you'll pull mine
yank it again
like you did before
break it up with
a tug of war
[Bugs playing fiddle]
now into the brook
and fish for the trout
dive right in
and flap about
troup, trout,
pretty little trout
one more splash
and come right out
shake like a hound dog,
shake again
wallow around in
the old pigpen
wallow some more,
you all know how
roll around
like an old fat sow
allemande left
with your left hand
follow through with
a right and left brand
now leave your partner,
the dirty old thing
follow through with
an elbow swing
grab a fencepost,
hold it tight
whomp your partner
with all your might
hit him in the shin,
hit him in the head
hit him again,
the critter ain't dead
whomp him low
and whomp him high
stick your finger
in his eye
pretty little ring,
pretty little sound
bang your heads
against the ground
promenade
all around the room
promenade like
a bride and groom
open up the door
and step right in
close the door
and into a spin
whirl, whirl,
twist and twirl
jump all around
like a flying squirrel
now, don't you cuss
and don't you swear
just come right out
and form a square
now right hand over
and left hand under
both join hands
and run like thunder
over the hill
and over the dale
duck your head
and lift your tail
don't you stray
and don't you roam
turn around
and promenade home
corn in the crib
and wheat in the sack
turn your partner,
promenade back
[Thud]
And now you're home.
Bow to your partner.
Bow to the gent
across the hall.
And that is all.
[Plays musical "outro"
on fiddle]