Happily Never After (2022) - full transcript

I can't believe they

reopened that drive-in.

I'm telling you, people

are going to the movies

more often now.

I'm good, Jordan. Thanks.

Somebody has to be responsible

and get us home safely.

Yeah, it's not often

we see you two anymore

since we moved to the

middle of nowhere.

It's a suburb, not

another planet.

In the middle of rush

hour, I don't think

you can tell the difference.

Don't listen to him, Antonia.

It's the perfect neighborhood

to raise a family in.

All thanks to you for

finding this place online.

See, my obsession

with realty websites

has finally come in handy.

Oh, I'm sure being

stuck in the suburbs

with a minivan is the last thing

Jordan expected

when we met, so...

At some point, I'll get

used to the crickets

chirping loudly all night.

At least my kidnapper's

a pretty good cook.

Hey.

I mean loving partner.

Mmhmm.

So when are you guys

joining us married folks

in the burbs?

Well, if I could ever

peel Pete away from work,

we might finally pick a

date and plan our wedding.

I... I'm just trying to

make sure we're not in debt

for the rest of our lives

when we decide to do so.

You know how expensive

weddings are these days?

At this point, I would

do it in the City Hall

with a dog as our witness.

There you go.

Hey, I'm just saying, I

want you to have the best,

because you deserve the best.

- Aw.

- Aw.

Resist as long as you can.

Life's never the same

after you say I do.

Please, Jordan.

You would still be

wearing dirty gym shorts

and drinking flat beer

with your college roommates

if Antonia hadn't had met you.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Drive safe. Text us

when you get home.

I will. Bye.

Yeah.

Everything okay?

Yup, everything's fine.

What's wrong?

Why can't we set a date?

I just... I pictured myself

married to you by now.

It feels weird seeing

our friends settled down

who have been together

for less time than us.

You know I want

that too, but we...

I already told you, I

don't want a huge wedding.

Like I actually want

a small wedding.

You say that now.

But what if you

change your mind?

I appreciate that.

Maybe you don't want

to marry me at all.

You know that's not true.

I don't know that.

February 24th.

You mean it?

Yeah.

Or any other day.

Whichever one you prefer.

I love you. I love

you. I love you.

Morning.

Looks like you're

off to the races.

Morning.

February's less

than a year away.

We should have started

planning months ago.

That's great.

Actually, I've heard of

this really great venue

from one of my bridal

groups and I was hoping

maybe we could

check it out today.

I can't today.

I have a new client, who thinks

he needs more security

than I recommended.

Is somebody after him?

No.

He's a paranoid old rich guy.

And my team takes

good care of him.

But I promise you I

will be as involved with

all this wedding

stuff as I can be.

Okay. We can try

a different day.

Love you, Laura boo.

Bye, peach.

Wait, a free wedding?

Do they make you sign

over your firstborn?

I uploaded our pictures. I

wrote this cute little intro.

"Physical therapist meets

handsome security specialist."

You're insane.

It's worth a shot.

Okay, sure.

All right, let me let you go.

I'm about to walk

into the house.

Bye.

We just won. We're

getting our dream wedding.

Okay.

Peach, you here?

Yes, love. What's up?

All you have to do is say yes.

This sounds like a trap.

What am I agreeing to?

So I entered a

contest and we won.

We won what?

An all-expenses-paid wedding

to be exclusively featured

in Veil magazine and designed by

the Wedding Whisperer.

Think of all the

money we'll save.

And you'll barely have to

do any of the planning.

Come on. I never win anything.

And this way, I'll get

the wedding of my dreams.

Which you said is

your dream too, right?

Right.

So, can we do it?

Yes.

Sounds amazing.

Okay, okay, okay.

I have to go book

our consultation.

Our consultation?

You guys must be

our lucky couple.

I'm Sarah, Faith's assistant.

Let me walk you to her office.

These designs are stunning.

You should see the

pictures from the wedding

we just finished.

Oh my gosh. So cool.

Yeah. Looks good.

And this is Faith.

Laura, so lovely to meet you.

We loved your submission.

Oh my gosh. It's so

lovely to meet you.

I'm a huge fan.

Pete, this is the

Wedding Whisperer.

You can call me, "Faith".

It's less of a mouthful

and frankly, more original.

Hi Faith, I'm Pete.

Nice to meet you.

Pete, nice to meet you, too.

Shall we get started?

Yes, I have so many ideas.

Um, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm

going to have to take this.

It's my clinic. It

might be a patient.

Trust me. I understand

demanding clients.

We'll wait for you

to get started.

Hi Andrew?

Well, this is fun.

I had no idea Laura

entered your contest.

And I had no idea I

spent an entire weekend

with an engaged man.

But I guess it makes sense

now why you ghosted me.

Technically, Laura

and I were on a break

when we hooked up.

It was more than just a hook-up.

But we've fixed our issues and

we've been great ever since.

I can see why.

Your fiancé is certainly

a lovely woman.

Please, don't say

anything to her.

She would be devastated.

She's so excited to have

you working with us.

Is this gonna be some kind

of conflict of interest?

Listen, I'm not a

lawyer, so this is not

a conflict of interest.

Trust me.

The last thing I want

to do is ruin my career

over a hook-up.

I'm here to do a job

with a national sponsor.

The last thing I want is

conflict with my star couple.

In the vault.

What's in the vault?

Pete's already coming up

with ways to surprise you

on your big day.

Is he?

He can be quite romantic

when he wants to be.

Sounds like it.

So let's see what ideas you

have in that scrapbook of yours.

So how long have

you been together?

Officially, six years.

We met in college.

Wow, six years.

That's a long time

to hold out, Pete.

You're lucky she stuck around.

Well, we wouldn't have

won this wonderful contest

if we rushed into

things earlier.

So I know you were

thinking February.

But how do you feel

about a summer wedding?

I know it's soon, but you're

going to love the ideas

I've come up with.

This summer?

I know, but Veil magazine

wants to feature you

in their fall issue

to drive up sales,

so it's kind of a deal-breaker

if you can't make it work.

Do you think we can

pull it together

in a couple of months?

Of course, we can.

That's what I'm here for.

Yes, ma. We are very excited.

I... I don't know what to say.

Is there a reason you're

rushing into things?

Something I don't know about?

No, ma.

We've been planning

this for a while.

When Laura won a free

wedding, we said, why not?

Nothing's free, honey.

I was hoping you would

join us for cake tasting

and wedding dress shopping

in a couple of weeks.

We thought that since

Laura's parents aren't...

Well, we thought it

would be a great way

for you to be involved

with our wedding

and for you to spend some

extra time with Laura.

Of course, Pete.

And thank you,

Laura, for asking.

I'd be honored to

be a part of it.

When?

Our wedding planner is

setting up all the details.

And so we'll just

get back to you

with the dates as

soon as we find out.

A planner? Back

in my day, we...

Okay, ma. I love you, thanks.

Got to go. We'll talk soon.

I look forward to

seeing you, Wendy.

Bye.

She hates me.

No, she doesn't.

She didn't even know my name

for the first six months

of our relationship.

She is old.

She is 60.

And she still remembers your

middle school crush's name.

What can I say? We

were so cute together.

Oof.

Well, I should call Faith

and find out what's next

on our wedding to-do list.

Uh, yeah, sure. You

think you should?

Is everything okay?

Of course. I just...

I don't know.

Do you get strange

vibes from Faith?

Faith? No.

I mean, she's a little

arrogant, but that's 'cause

she's the best.

What are you getting at, Pete?

Nothing.

It's all just

happening really fast

and I want to make sure

that we're not being

taken advantage of.

But as long as my little

queen is happy, I'm happy.

Now, I know you were

going for a more

outdoorsy feel.

But this place is the best.

The modern touches

are gonna photograph

incredibly in the magazine.

I don't doubt it. This

space is beautiful.

Um, I was hoping

we could check out

some other places?

Truth is, given our timeline,

there are very few options

left worth seeing.

What about that greenhouse

we talked about?

If you're willing

to wait 18 months,

I can definitely contact the GM.

But we will lose

Veiled's support

and it will cost a bundle.

What do you think?

I just want you to be happy.

If this isn't the right place,

let's keep our options open.

I would love to see what

you can do with this space.

Of course.

Let me show you the grounds.

You are going to

love the textures

on the stone house.

Are you working?

Just a few last minute emails.

Mmhmm.

Come on. You've got to

check out the bridal suite.

Faith.

You're here really early.

I threw together some

things I found useful

over the last couple of years.

That's so kind of you.

Uh, do you... Do

you want to come up?

I'd love to.

It's important to remember

to take care of yourself.

It's easy to get

lost in the maze of

wedding planning.

This is why you're the

best at what you do.

Here, let me get the

uh, coffee going.

Those are from our...

Our trip last year.

We're still paying for

it, but it was really nice

to reconnect.

Will Pete be joining us today?

Oh, we thought the

one-on-ones were just that.

So he booked client

meetings for today.

How accommodating.

Open it up.

It's a gift to use,

not to stare at.

Oh, I think these

might be yours?

Did they fall in by accident?

No.

Those are a secret hack I

found out all models use

for their big photo shoots.

What for?

They speed up your metabolism,

so you can comfortably fit

into your wedding dress.

Or you can panic

like most brides do

and end up starving

yourself the week before

with little results.

You know, I usually

tell my patients

not to use stuff like this.

I take them myself.

I mean, don't take more

than two or three in a day,

but that's just common sense.

The last 5 pounds is

always the hardest.

Thank you.

So I was meaning to

ask, is Pete happy

with you winning the contest?

He still hasn't gotten back

to me about booking a time.

He is swamped with work. I'll

just... I'll talk to him.

I'll make sure

that he reaches out

and find the time.

Thank you for meeting with me.

Let's get this over as quickly

and painlessly as possible.

Relax, Pete. It's

just business.

Why are you sending

me those photos?

I need you to sign this.

Thank you.

What photos?

Don't play coy. You know

what I'm talking about.

Honest, I don't.

Really? Then who

would send those?

Is there anyone else

that knows about us?

Anyone that might be

unhappy about your wedding?

Okay. Why am I here?

It's part of the process.

It's supposed to be our chance

to get to know each other,

but I guess we're

past that, aren't we?

You don't know me.

Well, I know that you

have a cute little mole

on your upper-right thigh.

And I know that you

talk in your sleep.

And I found out the

fun way that you have

a dirty little mouth

on you when you've had

one too many whiskies.

You're not going anywhere.

Do you think that

it's easy for me to plan

the wedding of a man

that rejected me?

A man that I had

genuine feelings for

and was really hurt

by when he just

stopped talking to me?

You think this is easy for me?

What do you want from me?

Respect, to start.

Oh, my favorite.

But I shouldn't with the big

day coming up so quickly.

Uh, says who?

This is a celebration and

you're not gonna let me

eat this whole tub alone.

Come on.

Uh, you're a terrible friend.

In the best way possible.

Mmm.

So um, what's this

Wedding Whisperer

like in person?

Is she as cool as she

is on her Instagram?

Cooler.

She's effortless.

And um, you trust Pete with

a cool, hot, famous person?

What do you mean?

I just don't wanna

see him get cold feet

and hurt you again, you know.

That's all.

Yeah, I trust him completely.

Or I wouldn't be marrying him.

Yeah, good. Good.

Are you kidding me?

Who would have done this?

The cops wouldn't even

come when I called.

Honestly, it's probably just

some kids messing around

while their folks are asleep.

Okay, I should probably

go home and see Pete.

I wanna hear all about

his meeting with Faith.

How'd it go?

He didn't really say anything.

All he said was

that she loves us.

I don't know.

Wait, do you have a

famous friend now?

Do you want my autograph?

I'm kidding.

Okay, I'm going home.

Thank you for helping me.

Hey!

What are you...

Oh my, Faith.

You scared me.

I did.

I'm sorry. It's only me.

I'm sorry.

What are you doing here?

I thought...

I thought we were meeting

at the cake tasting.

Well, we were.

But I came to check on

you after Pete told me

what happened last night.

Pete told you?

My friend said there's never any

vandalism in her neighborhood.

Well, that's partly

why I'm here.

I think it might

be a jealous fan.

What? Why?

I mean, did somebody

say something?

We've received some backlash

from angry brides who didn't win

after we announced

you as the winner.

I wanted to shield you

from it, because I know

how stressful weddings are.

But now I feel like

you should know.

That's so creepy to think about.

I should tell Pete.

The cops didn't take it

seriously last night.

I wouldn't take

it too seriously.

Just probably some

harmless internet trolls

blowing off some

wedding-fueled hormones.

Maybe I should make

my profile private.

That will help.

But I wouldn't be so

cavalier with your posts.

Anyone can clone your account

and figure out where you live

through landmarks and details.

Hey.

I was just going to

go up, look for you.

I wouldn't be too worried.

Laura doesn't strike me

as the runaway bride type.

Ha!

Well, don't we all have

an appointment to get to?

We do.

Uh, Faith, do you

want to come on up?

I'm just gonna change

and clean up, I'll...

I'll just be a minute.

Nice day, isn't it?

I'm being cordial.

You're the one

acting like a child.

Just be normal.

Sorry about the wait.

Ready?

You look fabulous.

Well, I do like

the wine glasses.

Look, these are all just

ideas, but I was thinking that

a white dance floor might make

a really nice contrast with

all the warm wood in the hall?

It does.

And that's why people

do it all the time.

And we can do that if

that's what you want.

Oh, well, what do

you really think?

I'm paid to innovate

not replicate.

I like where your head's at,

but I think we can do better.

Imagine a variation

of that, but with

black and white squares,

like a chess board.

Babe, you've wanted that

floor since we started

planning this thing.

I mean, maybe she's right.

If our wedding is

gonna be on display,

why not try something unique?

You are late.

Hi Wendy, sorry.

It was my fault, ma.

Wendy, please meet Faith,

our wedding planner.

Nice to meet you, Wendy.

Your punctuality is appreciated.

Pleasure.

Let me check on the cake ETA.

Faith.

Just who I was looking for.

Thought our appointment

was at 1:00.

It is, but they arrived early.

Where's the lemon tort?

They wanted all

three options to try.

I can bring one right out,

but it's gonna take a moment.

Thank you.

We'll start with these.

These look amazing.

They certainly are lovely.

Which one should we try first?

I'm easy.

They'll all get

eaten eventually.

Whoever said save

the best for last

has never tried

triple-layer chocolate cake.

Wow.

Do I even need to try

anymore if I already know

which one I want?

Let it out.

Oh, I feel so embarrassed.

Don't be. Who

knows what it is?

Maybe it's a 24-hour bug.

I felt fine this morning.

Are you pregnant?

Okay.

How's she doing in here?

I think she's got most of it out

but we need to figure

out what we're doing

about the tasting.

The food should be out soon.

Reschedule it.

Problem is, chef's

doing me a favor.

They're booked solid all year.

So if we cancel now, they

will not have enough time

to prep all the options

before the big day.

We can't cancel it, Pete.

There's no point in staying

if you can't hold food down.

Pete, Wendy and I could go

and bring back the best plates

to try at home?

I don't think

that's a good idea.

This... this is all

about what Laura wants.

Please, Pete. Stay.

Enjoy it fresh and bring

me back your favorites.

I'll take a taxi home.

It'd be a shame to lose them.

They're the best

in the business.

Please, honey.

And that wasn't so

bad now, was it?

It's a shame Wendy had to leave.

Those dang cats and

their need to be fed.

I did this for my wife.

Technically, you're

not married yet.

What makes her so special?

I can't do this again.

She's oblivious.

Anyone that reads

Veiled Magazine

is desperately seeking approval

and validation from others.

Trust me. It's how

I make a living.

Don't you want someone with

a little bit more agency?

Someone who has the confidence

to accept you for who you are.

Pete, it's not a competition.

I've had feelings for you

from the moment I met you

and they haven't

gone away since.

Let's give this

a shot. Please.

You don't get to walk

away from me again.

Not again.

What do you want?

For me to leave Laura?

I want you to take

responsibility

for your actions.

Don't you wanna

meet your daughter?

So what made you finally

decide to pick a date?

Laura gave us the push we needed

by winning that competition.

So you wouldn't have done it

so soon if it was up to you?

No, ma.

We've been planning

this for a while.

It was gonna happen

sooner or later.

Then why'd you wait so

long in the first place?

We were saving up.

Hey.

That wedding planner, Faith,

she is really something else.

She has excellent taste.

Sorry about yesterday.

At least, I'll be

a little thinner

for my dress fitting.

Hmm.

Bad joke.

Us women have always got

to maintain our physique.

Not just when we're

getting married.

So what do you think?

I think you look stunning.

But then again you'd look

great in a garbage bag.

What do you think, Wendy?

It's not the right cut for you.

What... what do you mean?

Well, first, tell me

what you like about it.

Well, I like that it's classic.

That it's not too showy,

but still sort of elegant.

That's the issue.

You're hiding behind it.

I want you to try

this one on again.

I felt naked in that.

I'd wear that one

if I had the body.

You have to be

comfortable in it, Laura.

And you're the one

wearing it all day.

Did you think I can pull it off?

Weddings are fairy

tales that come alive,

not images set by previous

purity-driven generations

whose photos we

look at now and gasp

wondering who styled them.

You deserve to be the bride

you've always wanted to be.

Honestly, I didn't

love this dress.

I just... I felt

like a blimp in it.

Don't let your insecurities

drive your decision-making.

If you don't like the cut,

I'll join you on your runs.

I'll help you lose

the last 5 pounds.

Okay, I... I'm gonna be

the voice of reason here

and say that she doesn't

need to lose 5 pounds.

Who are you kidding?

We all could.

Except her.

Wendy, would you mind joining

me in the dining hall?

Love to.

So, how are we

feeling about today?

Good. I think this is the one.

You sure?

Why? You don't like it?

It's just...

I wanna make sure you want

it, not everyone else.

Faith definitely had opinions

she wasn't scared of sharing.

I kind of like that

she's pushing me out

of my comfort zone.

As long as you're okay with

where she is pushing you.

Yeah, I think she's great.

And the wedding is

gonna look amazing.

I could have never

done it without her.

Hmm, Laura...

you are a strong, capable woman.

I don't want you to forget that.

Now, come on, bridezilla. Let's

get you out of this dress.

Hey, you were not a peach

at your wedding either.

Wow, okay.

So how was it actually?

It was good.

Your mom nearly ripped

a dress right off me,

but other than that,

everybody got along.

I feel like I barely

see you anymore.

Oh, I don't wanna interfere

with yours and Faith's planning.

It's not interfering.

You're my partner in this.

I want you to be involved.

I want you to be happy

with our choices, too.

Didn't you sell me on this,

that I wouldn't have to

lift a finger?

I was being facetious.

I want you to be involved,

as much as you wanna be.

Things have just been

really crazy with work.

I'm trying to get ahead

on a bunch of stuff,

so that after the

wedding we can take time

for the honeymoon.

You're acting like this

is a prison sentence,

not a celebration.

That's not what I meant.

Well, I'm going to go pack

for my bachelorette weekend.

I'm excited to marry

my best friend.

Yeah. Hi Pete. Laura.

Hi!

Okay, surprise.

Oh yikes. Do I really

have to wear this?

Kitsch is part of the fun.

But yeah, it is pretty

tacky, isn't it?

I think you should keep it on.

Why is that?

Because it advertises

that you're already taken.

So I like it.

Actually it's not

until she says, I do.

So you better be on

your best behavior

while we're gone.

What are you up to

while we're gone?

Big night with the boys?

Something like that.

Probably just gonna get

a few drinks with Jordan.

Not much of a big partier.

I like to save my energy

for the main event.

Ooh, boring and dumb.

Responsible.

This is what I love about him.

I love you.

Try to have fun.

Yeah.

You don't think it's

weird she's coming?

Faith? No, why?

I mean, she's not your friend.

She's doing a job.

We're friends.

I feel like we've gotten

close through this process.

Plus, no one else could

come with such short notice.

I guess.

Give her a chance.

I will, if she can hang.

Not bad, huh.

Nice spot, Antonia. Good find.

Thanks.

This is why she's

my maid of honor.

Learned a few things

about you over the years.

It's good to keep

people like you around.

Keeps her grounded.

I think I'm pretty

down to earth.

Ah, just wait until

those promotional offers

start pouring in.

It's easy to believe

in your own hype

when free flights

and sponsored posts

are influencing your

decision-making.

Or an all-expense-paid wedding.

I have no idea what

you're talking about.

Antonia, could you bring

my bag to my room, please?

Ladies, wanna join me on a run?

There are some trails

in the welcome packet.

Uh, yeah, I think

I'm gonna settle in

and crack open a bottle of wine.

Laura, you want a glass?

Well, I think I'm

gonna go with Faith.

Actually, I have a

little bit of work

to do before the big day.

Oh my gosh.

If you get any more

fit, I'm gonna look like

a whale next to you.

Come on.

That's what photo

editing is for, honey.

Knock, knock.

I thought we were

going for a run.

We are.

We should toast to

the event first.

Ah-ah. No wasting.

It will make the

run less painful.

Let's do this.

You okay?

Yeah, I just got

dizzy for a second.

You should go.

I... I um... I don't

wanna... I don't wanna mess

with your time.

You sure?

Yeah.

Okay. I'll see you at home.

Ah!

Oh my God, it's you.

I was worried sick.

I'm glad you're okay.

I just...

I don't know what happened.

I felt great when we left.

Have you eaten anything?

Yeah, a bit.

I had those diet

pills you gave me.

Could they have expired

or... Where did you get them?

You can't drink alcohol on them.

Had I known you'd taken

them I would have never

brought you the champagne.

I'm so sorry.

No, no. Don't be. I

should have asked.

Laura, where have you been?

Faith said you were

right behind her.

Oh, I just couldn't keep

up with her in the woods.

Uh-huh.

Well, it's refreshing to

know you aren't the best

at absolutely everything.

Now, come on.

I got some drinks

waiting for us.

Oh actually, I want to

take it easy tonight.

I just need to relax.

Aren't you a bag of fun?

Do you want more water?

Sure, thanks.

Well, it looks like

I'm the only one

celebrating you tonight.

Cheers.

I promise, I'm gonna

be more fun tomorrow.

Yeah, sure.

Maybe we should call it a night.

Yeah, okay. I can...

I can take a hint.

Miss Perfect Faith

never spills her drink.

She didn't mean that.

It's okay.

I'm a new person in your life.

That can be threatening

to some people.

Tell me about it.

What am I missing?

It's nothing.

Pete was acting

weird this morning.

How so?

I just have this eerie feeling

like I did before we separated.

Separated? I... I

didn't know that.

Nobody actually knows

about it except Antonia.

It was only a couple of days.

What happened, if you

don't mind me asking?

I had just had a miscarriage.

And I was depressed

with all the hormones

and we had a series

of arguments.

I didn't tell him

about the baby.

We were just arguing over

all the usual things.

Are we growing

together or apart?

Or is this even what

we wanted, and...

Why didn't you tell him

about your pregnancy?

It was early. I

wanted to be sure.

And we were going

through a rough patch

and I didn't want to use

a baby to resolve it.

Did you think there

was someone else?

I don't know.

How'd you work things out?

He woke up one day, came home

and told me that he only

wanted to be with me.

We had great make-up sex and

did a bit of counselling.

The rest is history.

I wish I got in the memo

that we were dressing up.

You look great.

Oops. I thought I told you.

Or maybe I told my

assistant to tell you?

Who knows?

We're just going to

whatever little bar

this town has to offer anyway.

You look very rustic.

- Rustic?

- Exactly.

I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Laura, truth or dare?

I know death, but it can flow

It's in my hands to hold

With all the things I do

Your love will see me through

Will love to hear your call

Can take that to the wall

Woah, woah

And then I'll take the world

Woah, woah

If you be talking about

Put out a long stop

Doesn't matter

You are fearless.

You can't get what

you don't take.

Yeah, not exactly a Vegas night,

but he won't be telling his wife

what you were

whispering in his ear.

Who's next?

Antonia. Truth or dare?

Truth.

Take these first.

Is it true that

you've been jealous

of me and Laura's relationship

ever since we met?

That's... That's

not a real question.

Of course, she's not.

Just kidding.

Well, jealousy isn't

the word I'd use.

It's a joke.

We're having fun.

You know what?

I think I better

get out of here.

Otherwise, I'm gonna end

up calling her a bitch.

Oh, I just did.

She's kidding.

Who even are you?

She's my friend.

No. No, she's not.

She came out of nowhere and

started controlling your...

Your every move.

Honestly, it's gotten

so hard to watch.

I barely recognize

you right now.

You're the one

who's acting weird.

I'm sick of making excuses

for my moody best friend.

Yeah?

Well, I'm sick of you ogling

over some D-list celebrity

just because she's

doing her job?

You're not gonna

ruin my wedding.

It's my day.

You're ruining your own day.

And I can't stand

to watch it anymore.

Well, maybe you should go home.

Yeah, I think I will.

Hey, cowboy. Another two.

Weddings bring out

the worst in people.

Now we can lick our

wounds or we can remember

why we're here.

Celebrating you.

Babe, I'm coming.

I left my wallet on my desk.

It's here. I'll

be right there.

Hello?

Gabby?

Eve?

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to seduce

the bartender.

You don't have to

sleep with him.

You just have to make

him believe that he can.

What are you waiting for?

This is my new friend, Steven.

He works here. He's

not a real cowboy.

Grew up on a ranch, though.

So the hat's just a

conversation starter.

It worked.

I am getting married.

You mentioned that.

Wanna get out of here?

Let's keep this party going.

Where... where am I?

Exactly where you're

supposed to be.

Tell me nothing

happened last night.

Nothing happened last night.

What did I do?

Whatever you did or

didn't do is safe with me.

Is he still here?

Who? Your friend, Cowboy Steve?

No.

He left before I woke up.

Probably had some

cattle to wrangle.

Did I...

Listen, it's your bachelorette.

I'm sure Pete's had

some crazy nights

he'd rather forget, too.

I don't believe it.

I don't remember

anything from last night.

Why are you in such

good condition?

Blessed with a good

liver, I guess.

He left you a note.

"Thanks for a

great time. Steve."

Oh, what am I gonna tell Pete?

Nothing.

I'm an awful liar.

Confessions are good

for a guilty conscience.

But they destroy the receiver.

Look, you love Pete

and Pete loves you.

If you told him,

it would tarnish

your relationship forever.

Do you want that?

Of course not.

Okay. Then bury it.

And learn from it.

What could I possibly

learn from this?

Maybe there's a

subconscious reason

that you were even willing to

go there with someone else.

Oh.

It's not an excuse.

Nobody's perfect, Laura.

I've always had

this nagging feeling

that he cheated on me

while we were apart.

But I thought you

said the thought never

crossed your mind

and then you patched

everything up when

you got back together.

We did.

But he changed

after that weekend.

He was more loving.

Paying attention

to more details.

And that's a bad thing?

Like he keeps trying too hard.

Trying to make up for something.

Did you ever ask him about it?

No. I left it.

But every once in a while,

the thought comes back

into my head.

Thanks for listening.

Guess I had to get

that off my chest.

Of course.

I just want the best for you.

Let me get your bags, babe.

You okay?

I'm... just a fun weekend.

I'm really tired.

Head up. I want to talk

to Faith about something.

What?

You want to know all

the dirty little secrets

of the weekend?

I'm sure Laura will tell

me all the highlights.

I wouldn't be so sure.

I'm not worried.

Maybe you should be.

I'm gonna go upstairs.

And we're gonna keep pretending

everything is all right

until this is over.

Pete, do you really

wanna marry a cheater?

Then again, you'd

both be living a lie,

so maybe there's something

poetic about that.

No, the only liar here is you.

You don't have a

child, let alone mine.

You don't know what I've

been through for you.

I know you've been stalking us.

I know you planned

this from the start.

I have evidence.

So I'm done playing your games.

Consider this your

notice. You're fired.

I don't think you wanna do that.

If you fire me, I'll

show this to the police

and have you charged with

breaking and entering.

Maybe I'll throw an

assault charge on there

and see who comes out on top?

Your word against mine, right?

You're insane.

I'm doing what I have to for

my client and her wedding.

You really shouldn't

throw around

accusations like that.

Especially when your

own house is on fire.

I just feel sorry for you.

But don't say I didn't

try and warn you.

Call me when you

change your mind

about her again.

You okay?

Big night?

Probably a couple

too many chardonnays.

And the vodka shots didn't help.

Sounds fun.

Any stories you wanna share?

Nothing I'm proud of.

Is that so?

Antonia and I had a blowout.

I don't think she's gonna

be coming to the wedding.

What do you mean?

I mean, she's been

acting weird ever since

we announced the date, like

she's jealous or something.

And then she ended up

telling me off about it

and she hasn't

messaged me back since.

Well, did you try messaging her?

She's the one who lost

it on me at my party.

It was embarrassing

and insulting.

I mean, Faith saw everything.

Well,

was there any truth

to what she said?

Why would you even suggest

that it's okay for my friend

to hurl personal attacks at me?

Aren't you supposed

to be on my side?

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I just...

Maybe throwing out a

friendship over a fight

that was clearly fueled

by alcohol isn't the way

you wanna go with this.

Yeah, well, she has to

reach out to me first.

End of story.

Dinner's ready.

I'm not hungry. Go ahead.

Still nothing from Antonia?

She is so stubborn.

I don't know how Jordan

puts up with her sometimes.

Mm, I'm sure it will

work itself out.

In the meantime, I cooked

us something special,

'cause I thought it'd be nice

to spend some time together.

Are you sucking up to me?

I'm trying to be nice.

And it's gonna get cold.

You're being weird.

Pete, it's so beautiful.

I didn't even know

you had it in you.

Just 'cause you're not seeing

doesn't mean I'm not trying.

Hmm.

Oh, I don't think I

could ever drink again.

I think you should

have a glass with me.

What's going on?

There's something I want

to talk to you about.

Um, you know, whatever it

is, I know we can fix it.

You remember last year...

when we were working

on our issues,

but we just kept

making things worse?

Yeah.

We came back stronger.

But I wasn't completely

honest with you

when I came back.

While we were on our break,

I met someone.

What do you mean

you met someone?

We were only apart

for a few days.

It didn't mean anything

and it only lasted

those few days.

So you were...

You spent the entire

weekend with someone else

while I was crying at home

and wondering what

was wrong with me?

I'm so sorry, Laura.

It was a stupid decision.

I was drinking too

much and I was hurt.

Technically, we were separated.

And it meant nothing.

Why are you telling me this?

I didn't...

I didn't want to

hurt you, or us.

The whole affair made me realize

how important you are to me

and how stupid I was acting.

It took stepping away from

you to realize how much

I wanna spend the rest

of my life with you.

Get away from me.

I'm not done.

No, I don't want

to hear any more.

My affair was with Faith.

I didn't even know her name.

At the time, I never thought

I would come across her again.

But then we went for

that introduction.

I didn't know what to do, You

were so happy to have her.

And then, she started

blackmailing me.

How come...

I think she set us

up to win her contest

to get back at me.

How could you keep this

from me this whole time?

I'm sorry. I didn't

wanna hurt you.

Please.

Don't touch me.

Laura, come back!

Antonia.

Pick up.

Antonia.

I... I... I need to talk to you.

Come on.

Come on.

Ma'am, are you okay?

Ooh.

How are you?

I'm fine. Just a

little banged up.

Peach, Pete, there's

something I have to tell you.

I love you. I

wanna be with you.

That's all that matters.

Even if I think

I cheated on you?

What do you mean

you think you did?

I... I don't...

I don't remember.

The whole weekend

was such a blur

and I got really drunk with

Faith after Antonia left

and I woke up half

naked to a goodbye note

from some guy we met.

She already told me

you slept with someone.

And I don't believe her.

We can't trust

anything she says.

You've got to be kidding me.

Leave it, Laura.

She's dangerous.

Laura, be careful!

Get out of here.

What's going on?

You're fired.

I don't know what

he told you, Laura,

but I'm your friend.

Friends don't sleep with

their friends' fiancés.

In fairness, we did

it to each other.

And let me remind you. This

is a business relationship.

Check your contract.

Section 10.

Failure to fulfil your

duties will trigger

a total repayment

of my time and cost

incurred to date.

You're not getting

a dime from us.

I'm calling the police.

Don't bother, I'm leaving.

Where are you going?

To find out the truth.

Hey, look who's back.

Woah.

How could you do that to me?

Do what?

You knew I was drunk.

Way too drunk to

consent to anything.

What?

Nothing happened between us.

I... I thought something

would, but after you passed out

at that house,

your friend took me

to her bedroom and...

So you're saying

you and I didn't...

No.

Are you okay?

Is there a flower

shop in this town?

I'm so sorry about everything.

Me too.

Antonia okay?

I want you to know

that I forgive you.

We were both keeping

secrets and they ate

at our relationship.

If something happened

between you and that guy,

I don't care. We

can work it out.

Nothing happened.

She was lying.

What secret are you

talking about then?

I was pregnant

before we separated.

And I lost the baby,

and it crushed me.

I tried to control everything

in my life, including you.

We were gonna have a baby?

I um...

I miscarried at six weeks.

Then I just...

I pushed you away.

I'm so sorry I

wasn't there for you.

There's no one else I wanna

spend the rest of my life with,

Laura.

Yeah.

Me either.

Does this mean you

still wanna go through

with our wedding?

You may now kiss the bride.

Thank you for making me the

luckiest man in the world.

Mm, it's dry. I like it.

Mr. and Mrs. Peter Wynn.

Laura Wynn, I love

the sound of that.

Oh, what's that?

Your knee again?

I just need to sit down.

Pete!

Pete. Pete. Pete.

Pete!

He's none of your concern.

What did you do to him?

You did this to him.

You're insane.

I'm a successful businesswoman.

I'm the one that deserves him.

I'm the one he loves.

Whatever you think

happened between you two

is no reason to do this.

Initially, I only

wanted to meet you.

I wanted to see what

you had that I didn't.

Then I met you.

And after being

thoroughly underwhelmed,

I figured if Pete and

I could reconnect,

then maybe he would be

reminded of what drove him

into my arms in the first place.

When it was clear he

wasn't gonna leave you,

well, I had to take

matters into my own hands.

I know him better

than he knows himself.

Put this on him.

Let's go.

There are guests staying

nearby. You're going to be seen.

If you leave now,

this will all be over.

Get up.

Whatever you think you

can do with that pen,

my bullet is faster.

Now, start writing.

What am I supposed to say?

The truth.

Say you fell in love with

a bartender named Steven

after an incredible

night with him.

That's a lie.

Write it.

And make it convincing.

Say you thought you

knew what you wanted,

but you found love

with someone else.

And you're leaving.

I'm not going to say that.

Write it or I'll kill you

and make your new husband

bury you.

"I can't bear to

go on like this.

So I'm doing the only

thing that makes sense

and moving across the country.

Don't contact me.

I've seen the way

you look at Faith.

And I know you two are a

better fit for each other."

Very convincing.

You might wanna be nice.

I would hate for your last

moments alive to be painful.

Faith, let her go.

Don't do this. We

can be together.

I don't want you.

Pete, baby. Stay with me.

911. What's your emergency?

I need an ambulance at

4312 West, Highway 11.

I have a man with a gunshot

wound to the shoulder

and a woman with a

severe head injury.

Did you have any

trouble getting it?

No.

Guy I used to work with

who's in evidence now

signed off on it for me.

No questions asked.

This is gonna be a

weird anniversary.

- Hey girl.

- Hi.

You're just gonna leave it here?

I'm gonna bury the past.