Gold Raiders (1951) - full transcript

On his way to Red Mesa to insure mine owners against loss from raids on their ore shipments, George O'Brien is ambushed by the raiders, and is accidentally saved by the Three Stooges who run a traveling variety store. O'Brien sells mine owner John Sawyer and his foreman Sandy Evans on allowing him to insure and guard their shipments since they have no help from the bumbling sheriff. He hires to Stooges, Laura Mason and Doc Mason, Laura's ex-physician-turned-drunk grandfather. O'Brien's first move is to trap the bandits headed by saloon owner Taggart and his henchman Clete by using the Stooges to inform Taggart that O'Brien will escort the gold shipment, but George plans on having the Stooges take the actual shipment in another wagon. His plans backfire when Doc Mason, drunk in Taggart's saloon, accidentally informs Taggart of the real plans.

- HeY. we ave heading west, aven't we?
- Oh. sure.

H we're heading west.
how come the sun ain't 'm mv eyes?

Fivecvackers?

That's Shooting. vou ignolamus.

The men here ave vough.
tough and love battles.

Well. I'm weak and soft.
and l love the Bronx.

There's gold in the West.
Where there's gold, we can do business.

- Come on.
- About face.

HeY. l bet there's some dirty work
going on down there.

Go down and search him.

He might need some help. Come on.



Hold it. We don't have to stick around
so they get a good look at us.

- He' s dead.
- Lef s see.

- Roll him over.
- Stand where you ave.

- Don't shoot, mister.
- We didn't do nothing.

- You've the three fellas on the wagon.
- Thafs right.

We van those bushwhackers
clean out of the County.

Well. thanks, boys, very much.

That last shot was a close one.

- Is my ea¡ still on?
- Yeah.

What do vou think those
guys were ane!?

l hope to find out
when l get to Red Mesa.

That's where we were going.

Yeah. Hop in, we'll give you a lift.

Well. thanks, I'll vide my horse.



Horse? l don't see no horse.

Your horse is long gone.

Watch... Mike! Here!

How do vou “ke that.
He's gm horse sense.

Yeah. Too bad you ain't a horse.

What do you want to insult
the horse for?

Here. here. here.
Cümb 'm vou! Wagon. boys. and íouow me.

l know a shoncut to Red Mesa.

L thought you said O'Brien was tough.

He cleaned up Abilene
in less than two weeks.

Yeah? We took cave of him
in less than half an hour.

Good. If the opevators can't
cover their losses...

...I'll own every mine in Red Mesa
within six months.

- O' Búen!
-0' Brian?

So you took cave of him, huh?

Oh. don't be a fool.

This is where l leave you.

- I'm gonna drop in on the sheviff.
- Okay.

- Thanks for saving my neck.
- That's all right.

We gonna stick around
and drum up some business.

- We'll probably be seeing you.
- So long.

- Shemp. he's a nice fellow.
- He sure is.

All right. Let's get some goods in the Saloon
and sell it, or we don't eat tonight.

HeY. we didn't eat last night.

Last night was yesterday.

Every day is yesterday with this guy
except February, which has got 28.

Heve's 29. Come on.
Get busy and get some stuff going here.

He's lucky he didn't have 30 of those.
He would've killed me on 30.

HeY. get that calico, gingham and millinevy.
Get a move on.

L say we choose a--

What's !he mauel with vou?
Get that china out here.

Be caveful.

We've still got some tin plates left.

Yeah. so l see.

Wait a minute.
Look what you've doing to his hat.

- VVhere?
- That's for your tin head.

- Come on, get busy.
- All right.

Gel ou( here.

- Get busy. Get moving.
- All right.

- Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute.

- Evevything all right?
- RighL

l wamed you to be caveful of
what you've doing.

- Come on.
- Will you wait a minute?

How do vou “ke tha!?
You gm 'n ou¡ o¡ tuna.

Now listen here, sheviff.

L demand that you escort
my next ore shipment from the mine.

Now just a minute, Ml. Sawyer.

L got plenty to do pvotecting
the law and order right here in town.

What law and order?

You mean letting Taggart and
his cutthroats rob everybody blind?

I'd go after Taggart and his gang
if l had some help.

QI some backbone.

- Now. see here, Sandy--
- Wait a minute.

You need some deputies?
Say the word and I'll get you 20.

Well. l don't know. Deputies?

Right now, it's...

Come in. Come in, Stranger.

Do come in. Anything l can do for you?

L thought you might be
interested in a little ambush...

...some o¡ these hombres se! up ¡o! me
down the road eight mües.

Ambush, huh?

If you've come to the sheriff for help,
mister, you've come to the wrong place.

Now. l wouldn't say that.

L see. Well, maybe
l can get some information.

Do you know where l can find a man
named John Sawyer?

Well. you've looking right at him, mister.

How do vou do, MI. Sawyer?
Mv names O'Brien.

United States Marshal O'Brien?

Well. not anymore.

Just plain George O'Brien of
the Cvitevion Insurance Company.

Insurance?

Well. l thought
you'd been sent down here...

...to help us fight off these polecats
who have been vobbing us miners.

Well. maybe l can help you.

You know. insurance is
a new kind oi protection.

- Would you like to hear about it?
- Yes.

But come to my office where we can talk
without me flying off the handle.

By the way, this is my nephew.
Sandy Evans.

He's ioleman o¡ the Rainbow mine.

- Glad to see you, Sandy.
- Hi.

SheviH, can l drop back later
and have a talk?

Oh. you bet, marshal.
l mean, Ml. O'Brien.

Anytime vou can do something ¡o! meu

l mean, l could do something for you...

...you just look me up.

Oh. shucks.

What did l wanna come out west
for anyhow?

Son. would you mind holding that?
Be a good little fella.

All right, folks, step light up close.
lt doesn't cost 1 cent to look.

You can't go shopping in !he big ciw,
we're gonna bring the big ciw to vou.

Your attention, please.

Today, for the first time anywhere,
the new rniracle eyeglasses.

The only glasses on the market today
with the universal lens.

Anvbodv can wear these massas.
no matter your vision.

40/30. 30/20. OI 23 skidoo.

That was a hot one.

And today only, the manufactuvefs
intvoductovy price of $1 a pair.

Make bad eyes good
and good eyes pedem.

lmpvove your aim with
new mivacle glasses.

All right, is there anybody with bad eyes
who'll step up for a free dernonstration?

L say, is there anybody with bad eyes
to step up for a free dernonstration?

Hold it, Sonny. Hold it.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.

- Wheve ave those new glasses?
- Right here, my poor man.

With these new mivacle glasses,
you'll throw your cane away.

I will?

- Gel them on.
»There vou are.

Try these on for size.
Watch the difference, folks.

Now. son. can vou see bene!?

Oh. can l? l can see like an owl. l see--

Pavdon me, madam.

You see, it takes a minute or two
to get used to these glasses.

Now. talks, l want you to pay close attention
to the next amazing demonstvation.

There we ave. Now, would you step back
and please read the top line?

Well now, let's see.
A-Y-B-O-Z. That's the top line.

Excellent. Excellent.

Now step back a little further
and try the middle line.

X-B-C-D-NI.

You hear that, gentlemen? Every letter
perfect, even at a great distance.

Now. sir. would you
please step back further?

Who let you out without a muzzle?

Funhel . (unha.

Back. back, back.

- Hold ¡t!
- Now he tells me.

Now. sil-- Pavdon me fo¡ shouting.
The gentleman is ata great distance.

Now then, sir. would you try
and read the fine type?

The wee, itsy-bitsy fine type
on the bottom of my Chart?

D-T-I-P-A.

You hear that, gentlemen?
Every letter pevfect, just as on my chan.

Whv. vou mangv swinmel.

Wait a minute. Hold it. Glasses.

Glasses.

Hold it. They've glasses.

So, you see,
for a small yearly premium...

...you'll be fully protected
for any further losses.

How can your company go on paying
for beatings like we've been taking?

Yeah. how about that?

We'll just have to give you an expensive
risk until we can make a cheap one.

That's why !he company
sem me down here to work.

You get that shipment through
and I'll guarantee you...

...every mine opevatov in this field
will sign up with your company.

It's a deal.

Now. if you'll just fill out
these applications.

Very happy about it.

Sandy, l should be looking around
for an office.

How about making your headquaners here?
l spend most of my time at the mines.

Oh. that's fine.

L should have a clevk too.
to look after things while I'm away.

Could you use a young woman?

- Well--
-l got one for you.

Laura Mason. She's smart, got bvains.
lots of gumption, and she needs the work.

Fine. but does she know anything
about running an office?

She sure ought to. Old Doc Mason
was once the busiest man in this County.

- Lauva took cave of everything.
- Yeah.

Doc does most of his living
at Taggavfs saloon nowadays.

That is, if you can call it living.

N.

That's all for you, Doc Mason.

- No move credit.
- What?!

You seem to forget, sir. that l left
my medicine kit here as my...

Well. as my intention of good faith.

L ain't fovgetting.
But you've fovgetting your credit is used up.

- No money, no liquor.
- Why, that's ridiculous.

L pay my debts and everybody
around here knows it.

Gek ouk o¡ here. vou quack.

You'll vegvet this, Sil. if my daughtev
ever finds this out.

HeY. take it easy now.

Easy now.

- Thele vou ale.
»You shouk! be ashamed oi vcurseh.

- Hey.
- HeY. now wait a minute, Miss.

He happens to be my partner.

- Tveating an old man like that.
- Who is that"?

All right, hit the road.
get your junk out of here.

Junk? l vesemble that vemavk.

Look. you've just stvuck one of
the toughest men from the state of Texas.

- Tell him, Tex.
- WhY. certainly, l'm--

Wait a minute, you have again sullied the
fair name of the soveveign state of Texas.

- Tell him again, Tex.
- WhY. lookie here--

Get your junk out of here
before you get killed.

- WhY. certainly.
- Yeah. let's grab them and string them up.

- Wait a minute!
- Hey!

Just a minute!

What's going on here?

We've gonna teach these fakers a lesson.
Any objection?

- Yeah. let them go.
- Out of my way.

- Give him an upper-shoot.
- Yeah. that's it.

- Oh. he's got him now.
- Yeah. sock him, George!

Thafs 'lL Anel khis. an uppelcuu!

Stay where you ave.
Hands away from your belt.

All right, boys, let's go.
You get over there.

Keep them away from there.

- BoY. that was fancy gun work.
- Thanks, we almost got vope neckties.

Yeah. we'd better skip town.
Mv. O'Brien.

Wait. wait! Don't undless !hat horse.
we gana get going.

Now. just a minute. We've staying.

- Staying?
- Why?

They won't trade with us anymore.
not after what just happened.

-0h. vou might change vou! business.
- Whaü?

See me in the morning.
I'll be in the mining office.

- L'll find something for you fellas to do.
- Oh, swell, we'll be there.

Sure.

BOY. he ain't afraid of nothing.
Why can't you two be he-men like him?

Who do vou think
you're taking to. partner?

I'm the voughest, toughest, Iootinest.
shootinest hombre...

...that ever come out of Avizony. Reach!

Reach now.

Don't shoot! l give up!

L hope you don't mind having
a woman working here.

Oh. whv. no. o¡ course noL.

But l am peeved about something.

Doggone R. why don't George O'Brien
unümber his guns...

...and clean up this town
like he did Dodge City.

Because I've got to be absolutely
sure of my ground, Sandy...

...just like when l was
a United States Marshal.

You're George O'Brien.
What were vou doing 'm that"?

Oh. l think l should explain.

My friends weven't trying to
torment your gvandfathev.

They were trying to help him.

John Sawyer told me
all about Dr. Mason.

All he needs is a chance
to prove himself.

L know, but who'll believe in him enough
to give him a chance?

L will, if he veally wants it.

You see, the insurance company
needs good medical examiners.

And l understand from John Sawyer that
your gvandfathev used to be one of the best.

- He's still one of the best.
- All right, then.

- Will you ask him to see me tomorrow?
- That will be wonderful.

Now. MI. O'Brien, we--

- Hold ¡t!
- But that's-- That's the girl.

- Yeah. remember?
»Bom does she pack a wauop.

Let's let bygones be bygones.
Shall we, gentlemen?

Gentleman? That's us.

You see. Miss Mason has decided
to íorgive vou...

...since we've going to be
working together.

That goes for her grandfather too,
Dr. Mason.

You mean that old--

That wonderful Dr. Mason.
he's gonna work with us?

Yes. he's going to be
our chief medical examinar.

Great. when do we start?

Now. now. now. take it easy.
I'll ask the questions.

First of all, did you
ever hear of insurance?

- Get tha!, did we ever heal o! insurance.
- Greatest stuñ 'm the work).

Insurance.

What's insurance?

Well. we'll get to that later.

Meanwhile, I've got a little job for you.

Tomorrow morning, I'm bringing
a shipment of gold ore...

...into Red Mesa.

L expect a bunch of hijackers
to try and take it away from me.

They've crazy, they'll never
get it away from you.

That's right, because l won't have it.

- He won't have it. Clever?
- Yeah.

No. but you will.

- We will.
- What?!

Of course. No bandits would ever
suspect three inesponsible peddlers.

You hear that, we've inesponsible.
He likes us.

- Me too?
- Yeah.

- What are you looking for, a match?
- Oh, no, no. Oh, here it is.

Jusk a “me piece o¡ scrakch papel.

We got him two weeks ago.

Yeah. this is alright.

Now. pay attention to instructions, boys.

Heve's the mine.

And heve's Red Mesa.

Now. l want you to bring
that shipment of ore...

...light down !he main mad.
'm vou! Wagon. 'mm town.

But l want you to go over to
the bandits and tell them...

...that I'm bringing the ore...

...down this back trail by pack train.

Bandits? Do we know any bandits?

Quiet.

All right, now heve's your road.
with the gold...

...and here's my road. Gm R?

Got it, it's a cinch.

All right, now I'm going out to the mine
to talk to John Sawyer.

L want you boys to go over to the saloon
and tell the bandits.

- Theve's bandits over in that Saloon?
- A guy can get killed in there.

- Suve. they'll hang us, like they said.
- No. they won't hang you.

You've not peddlers anymore.
You've insurance agents now.

- Oh. boY. insuvance agents.
- We've in business.

All right, now listen.

L think that if you get in there,
in another houv...

Hev. vou. no pedmels auowed.

Jus! a minute.
we're nm semng ghsses anymore.

- We've insurance agents.
- Well. whatever it is, you can't sell it here.

Let them alone, Utah. They've all right.

You boys are working
for O'Brien, aren't you?

- Yeah.
- We handle the life and accident stuff.

And Mv. O'Brien handles
the gold insurance.

You know, I'm thinking of acquiving
a little mining property.

Suppose l wanted to insuve my shipments,
how would l go about it?

Well. you pay the company so much.
and they guarantee delivery to the smellev.

- You mean the smehel.
»Ain't vou ever smeh one?

Quiet.

Well. the company must be pretty sure
they can deliver.

They sure ave.

Yes. there's a shipment
coming through tomorrow...

...and MI. O'Brien is gonna búng 'u
'mto town by himseh .

He's ¡us! hoping those bandils
Stan something.

You know how he can handle a gun.
When l reach right--

- Put away your gun.
- All right.

L see. Well, if my deal goes thvough.
I'll discuss insurance with him.

How about a little life insurance?

Well. not now, thank you.
I'm pretty busy. Maybe later.

You might ask the boys.

Thanks, MI. Taggan. Hey, fellas.

Good morning, Gvandpa.

Well. come in.

You mean, you forgive me
for not coming home last night?

Well. of course.

That's all over with now.

And I've got some
wonderful news for you.

Nil. O'Brien is going !o give vou a chance
to get back on vou! ieet.

You mean, he's going to make me
a small loan?

No. he's going !o see !o 'n !hat vou
get a new start.

Laura. vou know !he peome around here
won't have anything to do with me.

You don't have to depend
on the people around here.

Then how am l going to get
back on my feet?

Well. never mind. Mv. O'Brien will tell you
all about that when you see him.

You've gonna prove you've still
the finest doctor in this state.

Laura, do you think l can?

O¡ course vou can.

Oh. l don't know, honey.

It's been so long since I--

Now. don't talk like that.
You have an appointment...

-...with Mv. O'Brien in the morning.
- But l can't go to see him looking like this.

L ought to get cleaned up.

All right, then. Go down to the store
and get yourself a new shivt, a tie. a 60H31--

HeY. heY. hold on.

- L can't remember all that.
- All right, put it down. I'll get you money.

Now. Glandpa. vou stay away
from vcwknovrwhere.

- Yeah. l know.
- All right.

Now then, a new shin.

Collav.

A lazer. Box o¡ shoe poüsh.

You here again.
l told you yesterday no credit.

You've laboving under
a misappvehension, sir.

I'm not seeking credit,
l carne to redeem my medicine case.

Come, come. You heard me.
my medicine case and be quick about it.

L believe we've all square.

Now, listen, Doc, don't you think
this calls for Celebration?

Oh. no. not today.

Oh. come on, Doc. have one.

Do vou good.

Oh. a pvospect.

How about some life insurance?

We've wasting our time. He's dead.

What did l tell you?

- He's no( dead. he's med.
Neah. here. tw this.

- Theve, that's better.
- Theve. Now, light here.

Pavagvaph six..

Wait a minute, the first step is
the medical examination. Get the doc.

- Whele does 'n say tha!?
- On paganinni.

- Paganinni?
- Yeah.

That's page nine. Come on.

Hey, Doc, we got a sucker-- l mean,
a customer ready for a medical exarn.

What?

Never mind, we'll handle it ourselves.
I'll bring this right back.

Young man! Be caveful with
those medical instvuments.

Reinfovcements.

Itell you...

- Oh. Moe. who's that?
- Thafs me.

- L thought it was me for a minute.
- Corne on, get this.

All right, now wait a minute.
Just say:

Oh, quiet.

How about the tonsils?

- Sounds like six.
- Six.

All right, now get the rnallet out
and we'll test his reflex.

HeY. he must have
swallowed a covkscvew.

- Test his left knee.
- Left knee. Which one is his left knee?

- You would. Come on, get out of there.
- Help me, Moe.

Why didn't vou gel ou( when
vou had the chance? Give me that.

That's it-- Wait, wait. wait.
I've got an idea.

- Hold this. Get it out of the way.
- Give it to me.

- Wait a minute.
- Theve.

All right, now his right knee.

Neve! mind (his.
Get the bkmd pressure and his heart.

All right, sir. Here, hold this.
Hold this, kid.

- Theve, there.
- Hook him up there a little.

- Give me this.
- Here, this?

HeY. there! My instvuments.

HeY. ain't vou !olgemng
something. Doc?

Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes.

L almost forgot.

All right, take it.

Take it all.

Just a minute, Utah.

This looks kind of interesting.

L think we've got something here.

L figuved those jaspers
were awfully talkative.

Looks like 0'Bvien's
trying to pull a fast one.

Well. we'll be just a little bit faster.

Shake a leg. make it snappy.
Come on, we haven't got all day.

BOY. that gold is sure heavy.

- What did vou say?
- That grava is sure heavy.

That's better. Go on. gel busy.

- I'm going.
- Go ahead.

I'll bet this is the first time a load of sand
was ever carried with an armed escort.

Come on! What's Keeping vou?

- You've like a couple of old women.
- That settles it.

How come vou do !he ordering
and we do the carrving?

- Yeah.
- Because l got all the bvains.

Well, listen. bvains.
There's gonna be some changes made.

- Ov else.
- Ov else what?

Or else we'll carry on the same way.

That's different. Now heave!

And gel moving. Go ahead.

You looking
for trouble or something?

- No.
- Heave!

L didn't mean it. lt was an accident.
lt was an accident.

That's all right, kid.
Anybody can have an accident.

Put your hand under your chin.
Raise your leg.

- What do l do now?
- Nothing.

L think that's my wisdom tooth.

- All right.
-l think that's a hunk of gold--

Go on. go on. Gel moving.

- Get this thing loaded.
- Cenainly. I'm going.

It's the only way, Sandy...

...and l know if anybody
makes trouble for the boys...

...l can count on you.

- This is the last one, Moe.
- Okay.

All set, Ml. O'Brien.

Good enough.
I'm sending you some company.

Okay.

OH we go.

Here they come. Let them have it.
Make it look good.

Sounds like a raid.

Let's

That'II do it.
Let's get out of here!

- They've running. Let's round them up.
- Wait a minute, John.

- This looks too easy.
- Too easy?

It may have been a fake.
They mighfve figuved it out.

- How?
-l don't know, but there weven't many.

They didn't try very hard.

- Say, l wonder--
-lnstead of wondeving. let's find out.

Sandy and the boys may be in for it.
Let's go.

- Pvetty good, wasn't it?
- Hey!

- Giddap.
- Come on. Go on now!

Go!

Bandits!

They ain't supposed to be Chasing us!
There's some mistake.

Yes. and we made 'na
staving ou¡ West.

- Get them, Sandy!
- Come on!

Please, please, faster!

Oh. how can l go any faster?

- Giddap.
- Come on. Go on now!

Go!

- Giddap.
- Come on. Go on now!

Go!

Come on! Gel going!

Charge!

They've gaining on us. Get going!

HeY. they gol us !me and ah!

Boys. !hey go! Sandy.
Take “n 011 the road. Take “n 011!

Abandon ship!
Take the ammunition!

The poor kid's done for.

Lefs gel ou( 0!--

Well. he won't bothev us anymore.

You men start unloading that gold.
Make it snappy.

- HeY. Utah.
- Yeah. boss?

Find the peddlers.
They've around here.

- And lake cale o¡ them.
»WS a measure. Boys.

Hev. Mãe. there's some men
coming this wav.

- Think they're looking for us?
- They ain't hunting rabbits.

Stay ou( o¡ sight.

- Poul 'n on them.
- Here.

Pass the cigars.

Now let's drive them
away from the gold.

All right, lengthen your range.

A bull's-eye!

You wanna give away ou! position?

All right, men. Five at will.

Which one is Will?

Quien vou .

Hey. O'Brien.

O'Brien! Grab what vou can
and Stan moving!

Come on!

Poor Sandy. He got action, all right.

He was a game kid, Ml. O'Brien.

- Was and is. He's still alive!
- Gee. that's great.

Ge! him !o !own as quick as vou can.
Go ahead.

- Moe. get in there. Get in there.
- All right.

HeY. Doc. Sandy's been hurt.

- See what you can do for him, will you?
- Why, sure.

Well. gentlemen, we were only able
to save pan of the shipment.

John. what would you say
your losses amounted to?

Near as l can figure.
I'm out about 4200.

That's good enough for me.
I'm paying off right now.

Hey, how's that for quick service?

Mv. O'Brien!
Looks like Sandy's gonna be all right.

That's wonderful. Tell him I'll be over
to see him pretty soon.

John, I'm gonna give you a check
for $4200.

Hey. that's a good policy.

I'd like to insuve my next shipment
with you, Ml. O'Brien.

Here. pass out these applications.

Well. O'Brien paid off.

Now evew operam! 'm !own
wants insurance.

That's all right with me.
Just keep after them, Clete.

We'll see how long
that insurance company can hold out.

Boys. ale vou sure vou didn't somehow
fm 011 Taggart to our Mans?

- No. Ml. O'Brien.
- Honest we didn't.

We did just what you told us to do.

Well, Taggart got that information.

Sawyer says he didn't tell a soul.

L say it had to come
from somebody in this office!

Gvandpa.

You didn't go to Taggavfs, did you?

Well. l left my kit over there
and l had to have it.

L had a drink or two and...

Oh. Laura...

...I've been a fool.

Before I'd left.
they'd taken every dime you gave me.

The money doesnW manel. Grandpa.

But think, did you give Taggart
anything else?

Anything else? What do you mean?

The route of Mv. Sawyefs gold shipment
was dvawn on paper at the office.

Well, it isn't there now.
Did you take it?

Cevtainly not.

All l took was that list of things.

- The map was on the back of that list.
-lt was...?

Well. I've still got that list.

Ihad it.

Mayhem.
Maybe it got lost out of my pocket.

But l didn't give it to anybody.
l sweav l didn't.

All right, Gvandpa.
Go onto bed now.

Honey...

...I'm afraid l was too tired
to look after the vig.

Never mind.
I'll take cave of it, Gvandpa.

I'll take cave of everything.

Boss.

Well. this is a pleasant suvpvise.
Miss Mason.

I-- l had to talk to you, MI. Taggan.

You're nervous. Laura.
Let me get vou a drink.

No. thanks.
I'll only be here a moment.

Well. what's your huny?

Well, l just wanted to talk to you for a
minute about my grandfather. You see--

Sony. bud. we've closing.

Oh. l wanted to have
a talk with Dr. Mason.

The doc ain't here.

Well. what's his vig doing out front?

L don't cave about his vig. He ain't here.

He'll probably drop in for a nightcap.

- Listem mister--
- Do you know...

...that lots of people ave killed
every day slipping in bathtubs?

- Bathtubs?
- Oh. no. You wouldn't know about them.

And others ave killed
falling off stepladders.

And hundreds of people ave kicked to death
every year by mules.

HeY. what ave you trying to pull?

L just thought I'd interest you
in life insurance while l was waiting.

There's only one kind of life insurance
for me: a six--

l know a thing or two about six-shooters.

Figures show they don't always pay off.

Now. vou !ake tha! man
standing 'm the dootwav.

You better come inside, mister.

You've liable to catch a cold
standing in that dvaft.

Come over here.

So if you'll just keep him out of here...

...l know he'll make good
with Mv. 0'Bvien's company.

It'll be like a new lease on life for hirn.

And ¡o! vou and me mu. Laura.

What ave you talking about?

This.

- What is it?
-lnsuvance.

A so!! o¡ guarantee
that vou and vou! grandíather...

...will go on helping me fight O'Brien.

You see, l bought this policy
from your gvandfathev.

You're lying. My grandpa
rnistook that for scrap paper.

There's a shopping-list written on it.

Shopping-list?

You evased it. All right, give it to me.

Let go!

And before l go into that room
you've gonna tell me if Doc Mason--

Save your ammunition.

You'll get plenty of Shooting.

From now on not 1 ounce of gold
gets through. Do you hear me?

No( 1 ounce.

- Well?
- No dice.

They fought their way through.
We lost three men.

Johnson's dead.
Red and Blake ave hit bad.

Send Alex to Nevada.
Tell him to hive the toughest gunslingers...

-...he can round up.
- RighL

- HeY. boss, l hate to tell you this--
- I know. l know.

They gol through again.
What happened this time?

O'Brien had the whole thing figuved out.

He had 20 men laying back
ready to jump us...

...as soon as we started the raid.

SheviH, did you hear a rumor
they're stoving gold in the jail?

There's nothing to it.
Nothing to it, Ml. O'Brien.

The only gold in this jail
is what l got here in my wisdom tooth.

That's all l wanna hear.

But look, boss.
I'm having trouble with the boys.

Some of them got a silly notion
they'd like to live a little bit longer.

Well. we've not licked yet.

Maybe O'Brien just saved us a lot of trouble
by hauling that ore into town.

Whafre you getting at?

You remember this?

-0'Bvien's map.
- Yeah.

Gel Doc Mason 'm here.

l sent for you, Doc, because l wanna
ask you a few questions.

Where ave Sawyer and O'Brien stoving
the gold they're bringing into town?

- L don't know.
- Oh. yes you do!

Never mind, Clete.

Doc's going to tell us
what we want to know...

...aren' k vou . Doc?

- Wheve'd you get that?
- Well. don't you remember?

- You sold it to me.
-l did no such thing.

Oh. yes. you did, Doc. l was there.

Now see here, Doc.

You tell us where the gold is
and I'll give you $2000.

You and Laura can go to San Francisco
and start life all over again.

If you don't tell me.
I'll use this piece of paper...

...and you can start life all over again...

...in the penitentiavy.

Come on. now. Where is R?

l told you before...

...l don't know.

- You've lying.
- Hold it, Clete.

L knew the old goat
was going to be stubbom.

All right, Slim. come on in.

- Laura!
- Grandpa.

Doc, l am playing for keeps.

L want to know where that gold is,
and l want to know right now.

You might be willing to go
to the penitentiavy, Doc...

...but you wouldn't want anything
to happen to Laura, now. would you?

L think you'd better start talking.

HeY. George. Doc's not well.

- Whafs the matter with him?
-l don't know. He's home in bed.

I'll go right over. Here, check this for me,
Sandy, keep an eye on it.

Come in.

Hello. Doc.

- Sandy found you all right, eh?
- Yeah.

Whafre vou doing. ;Having possum?
You're trying to get ou¡ o¡ work tomorrow.

Sit down, George. Sit down here by me.

L want to talk to you.

- L may not have much time.
- Oh. now. come, Doc.

- You've talking through your hat.
- Could you...?

Could you pvop me up a bit?
l feel a bit uncomfonable.

Take 'n easy now.

Come in, boys!

Nice work, Doc.
Everything under control, huh?

No need to vouse the whole town
with a lot of Shooting.

He's done (m. He made the mislake
o¡ turning his back.

All right, let's get the gold
and hit the road.

We ain't hitting the road yet.

Tomorrow we've taking the stuff
to the saloon. Taggavfs gonna divide it up.

Then we'll scattev
and leave them 20 tvails to follow...

...instead o¡ one.
Come on. Doc. Let's go.

Doc Mason, l thought you were sick.

L got well.

Drop those guns.

Drop them!

- Doc. what ave you doing?
- You can't get away with this.

Come in, boys.

All right, sheviH.
let's see how fast you can open that cell.

Come on. boys. gel 'u ou( o¡ there.

Now the other cell, sheviff.

Come on, you. in the cell.
Come on, huny up.

You too, sheliH. ln there.

Doc.

Hunv 'n up. boys.

Ed!

You pvomised you'd let Laura go
if l did everything you told me.

- Wheve is she?
- We'll tum her loose...

...when we deal ou( o¡ town.
h we don't have any trauma.

So vou belle! keep on doing
what you're tem.

Let's go, boys. You come with me.

Come on. hunv 'n up.

Gel vou! hands up. Taggaxl.

Nice work, Doc.

Why vou diny doume-closser.

Save ¡t! VVhere's Sandy, Doc?

They locked him up in the jail.

- Larry.
- On my way, boss.

- George. VVhere's Laura?
- They had her locked up in the backroom.

- She's all right, Doc.
- Thank goodness.

Coast is clear.

Don't shoot. Don't shoot!

Come on, George.

Attaboy. George.

Neve! mind.
George can take care o¡ himseh.

- WhY. that dirty--
- Wait a minute, take it easy.

George. gel him.

- Now. George!
- Let me at him, hold me back.

Oh. boy. Nice work!

- Gveat!
- Thanks, boys. Thanks, Doc.

- Thanks, George. Great job.
- Thanks, Sandy.

Tha! about does R. boys.
Did anv o¡ them get away?

- We got every one of them.
-lt's good they took the gold out of the jail.

- Now there's plenty of room for them.
- That's just where they're going.

Come on, give me a hand.

- BoY. what a wallop he's got.
-l wonder how he does it?

- It's easy. Like this.
- No. he does this.

- No. it's this.
- Oh. you've crazy. it's this.

Come on. Wait a minute.
I think he did this.

Shemp.

Take 'u easy. kid.
Wah a minute. kid. Easy.

George, we'll never forget
what you did for us in Red Mesa.

WhY. Doc Mason, what ave you saying?

H vou hadnW úsked vou! neck
to 10m Taggarfs gang...

...they'd be running Red Mesa today.

The boys said you'll be coming back.

That's right, Laura. We'll be back.

- Yeah. we'll all be back. Goodbye, Doc.
- Goodbye.

- OkaY. goodbye. Goodbye.
- Bye, everybody. Goodbye.

- Goodbye!
- Goodbye, everybody.

- HeY. who's driving?
-l am.

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