Getting Toasted (2019) - full transcript

Hello, this is
Harry McAlister speaking

from Campaign Associates.

I seem to have missed you,
so please leave a name,

number,
and a reason for your call

and I'll get back to you
as soon as I can.

Hey, Harry. I, uh...

I didn't want to leave this
in a voicemail, but...

you're clearly busy.

I can't do this anymore.

I love you so much, but...

I've called off the wedding.



I know it's last minute,
and I know that there

is nothing I can do to
show you how sorry I am.

But it has to be this way.

I just wanted so desperately
for you to be here today.

Like it mattered.

Like it meant that this
was important to you.

It's not that I don't want
to marry you. I do.

I really do.

I just know in my heart that I...

I shouldn't.

Please take care of yourself.

What?

What?

Thanks.



Let me look at you.

Are you good?

Are you good?

- Yeah, I'm good.
- Are you good?

Yeah, I'm... I'm good.

♪ I'm getting married ♪

♪ Is what the nice people say ♪

♪ It kind of sounds like bore ♪

♪ It kind of
sounds like a chore ♪

♪ But I'll get married someday ♪

♪ If only it was easy ♪

♪ To find the right girl ♪

♪ And all the old ones think
that I'm a bit young ♪

♪ Or a bit
dumb to get married ♪

♪ Oh-oh, ah ♪

♪ Why oh why oh why is it me ♪

♪ Oh-oh, ah ♪

Rise and shine, van der Venners.

I'm here with
my main man, Harry,

and we're about to kick it
across the Cook Strait

for an epic
South Island bro down.

For those of you
participating in

the Get the V
with Van der V program,

welcome to your cheat weekend.

We've been working hard
all summer.

Now it's time
to have a little fun,

let off a little steam
and take your shirt off.

I know I will.

Catch you on the fit-side,
mother puppets.

What was that?

Social media, man.

It's changing the PT game.

What, you have to do
another one already?

No. This is just, uh...

Have you got a following?

Yeah, I got 31 followers.

Whoa.

We can go.

Sweet.

You don't want to go in there.

It's fine.

Let's go get a drink.

♪ I almost got married ♪

♪ I was three days away ♪

♪ So she rang me up ♪

♪ And said that
she wasn't keen ♪

♪ So now I'm running away ♪

Sorry, dude.

It's nothing.

- Are we rolling?
- Yes.

Hi, I'm Harry McAlister
Get the H with Harry...

I'm Ants van der Venn.
Get The V...

You know what? Cut.

♪ Oh-oh, ah ♪

♪ Why oh why oh why is it me ♪

♪ Oh-oh, ah ♪

♪ Oh-oh, ah ♪

♪ Why oh why oh why is it me ♪

♪ Oh-oh, ah ♪

♪ Oh-oh, ah ♪

- Ah, here we are.
- Hey!

What up, Kekerengu!

Kekerengu!

What is Jess doing
living out here?

I don't know.

Maybe she's...

Maybe she's
running from something.

Maybe she is.

Maybe it's us.

Oh. Looks like we're here.

Oh, shit.

Harry, wake up.

Harry!

Hi.

What am I looking at?

The venue for
our wedding reception.

- Hey.
- They emailed us.

They have confirmed our booking.

- Wow.
- Guess what?

- What?
- We're getting married.

- Yes, we are.
- We're getting married.

- Yes, we are.
- We're getting married!

Yes, we are.

Get in there!

Let's get on holiday.

Oh, my God, here.

Holy shit.

Holy shit, is that Jess?

You made it.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Oh, good to see you.
- Yeah, you too.

- And you.
- How are you?

Good, how are you?

Hey, you guys
remember Lynne and Chris?

- Good to see you again.
- You too.

I'd love to stay chat

but we're going
to have to cut and run

because we need to get
to the West Coast before dark.

So we're out of here. You enjoy.

- Thanks.
- You got a minute?

Yeah.

How've you been?

- Oh, Harry.
- Oh.

Thank you.

She doesn't
know what she's lost.

That's really nice of you to
say. I like to think so, but...

- We don't have reception here.
- There's no...

You've gotta go to
our top block.

- Okay.
- So... we're in the country.

- Sorry about that.
- No, that's perfect.

- Yeah?
- Sorry to leave that with you.

But there's the work. All right.
Thanks for looking after it.

- Okay.
- Oh, and don't forget

the wine tasting
with Simon tomorrow.

- Yeah.
- He's expecting you.

Yeah, cool, I'll tell the boys.

Get out of here, you're
supposed to be on holiday.

I will, I will.
Just one last thing.

Don't forget
that offer we made you,

we'd love you
to come and work here.

Thank you. Thanks.
I'll think about it.

- Thank you. All right, Lynne!
- Bye.

- Thanks, Lynne.
- Okay, bye.

Bye, Lynne.

- Love you!
- Okay.

- Bye!
- Have fun.

Bye.

- Thank you so much.
- Bye.

Bye!

What are you two
assholes looking at?

So, what has she done
with the real Jess Morrison?

- You know?
- Are you joking?

You're like
the white Hulk over here.

How many steroids
are you even taking?

No, I don't...
I never did steroids.

- Ask him about the V.
- What's the V?

So this was the big day.

Uh-huh.

I feel like we should have

a moment for all the...

The animals' lives
that were lost.

Oh, guys, don't get
too upset about it. I mean...

the ducks there
were all serial rapists,

like full-on gang bang style.

And Thomas the lamb,
there on the third shelf,

he was randy AF.

It's actually quite weird
'cause I neutered him.

Watch out, Harry,

one wrong move
and we'll be ball-less

in the freezer with these guys.

I'm already ball-less
in the freezer, mate.

- We could start drinking.
- Whenever you like.

Nice!

Yes, after the funeral,

I didn't really want to stick
around.

So, Dave and I took most of
the money that Mum left me

and went traveling
all the way to the G.C.!

Look, I was being really
zen at the time,

and I thought it was gonna be
the fresh start that I needed.

I don't know if a trip
to the Gold Coast counts

- as a fresh start.
- Oh, come on.

You know,
I was actually still in Oz

when the quake hit here.

It was quite freaky
'cause it was all over the news

and I didn't know
what was going on.

So I just moved back here to
help Chris and Lynne out and...

actually never
talked to Dave again.

Wait, hold on.
So you left all your stuff

at your ex-boyfriend's
uncle's apartment?

Yeah.

- Wow, only Jess could do that.
- I know, I know.

It sounds like super hipster
bullshit, but I love it here.

I mean, I get to
be outside every day.

I'm doing a little bit
of mindfulness.

Which is good.

Yeah, that sounds good.
You're right. Yeah.

None of that
Instagramster bullshit.

So when are
you come back to Wellington?

I don't know.

I was going to just
stay until the wedding.

But Chris and Lynne have
actually offered me a job.

What kind of a job?

Wine sales and marketing.

Wow, so if getting drunk
and doing stupid shit

is anything to go by,

you'll be more qualified
than anybody else.

And I was not that bad.
And you two were

- just as bad as I was bad.
- Oh, come on.

You flashed my mum at
my graduation ceremony.

- And?
- My whole family was there.

Well, some dickhead said
I had sloppy titties.

- What are sloppy titties?
- I don't know.

Well, how do you know
if you have them?

I don't know.

- It's still a valid concern.
- Then you got so drunk

that you bought 20 kgs of
cocktail sausages online.

I had to eat so many sausages.

And don't even go there, Harry,
I know it's tempting, but...

you actually have no idea
how hard it is

to eat 20 kg
of cocktail sausages

when you've spent
all of your money

on 20 kg of cocktail sausages.

Okay, no, you're right.
I mean, we've all been drunk but

we've never been 20 kg
of cocktail sausages drunk.

You used to be
a drinking machine, Jess.

Are you serious?
I could drink you

under that billiards table
if I wanted to. Right now.

- Right here.
- You? Please.

You're a shade
of your former self.

And no, don't think we haven't
noticed you've been nursing

that one glass of wine
the whole night.

Look, I'm trying to get my life
together in a classy way.

Sue me.

This is getting
your life together?

- Uh-huh.
- How so?

Oh, come on.

There's no dramas,
no loser boyfriends.

And I don't even need
to shave my legs.

- Yeah.
- I'm living the dream.

Well, get better dreams.

Dream number one,
move to Wellington.

When was
the last time we did this?

Oh, my gosh. I've got it.

Ants' 21st birthday.

Where we got, like,
wasted at your nana's house.

Wow.

Oh, my gosh,
you're loving it there.

Oh, my gosh, it looks so...

Wow, you're not loving it there.

That was so... How could you?

Look, in the famous words of
the eternal Gloria Morrison,

"If you can't remember it,
it didn't happen."

Oh, shit.

That was the night we met Fiona.

Mm, no wonder
she thought we were

the worst people after that.

- Peace out, rabbits.
- Good night.

- Good night, dude.
- Hey, Harry.

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, if you ever
need to talk...

I got you.

I'm really still...
Thank you, I'm just...

I'm just tired.

Good night.

Stealth mode.

Okay.

This isn't scary.

You got this.

Yeah.

Okay.

So it's a little scary.

It doesn't mean anything,
fear is but a state of mind.

Okay. Come on.

Focus.
Personal trainer, Wellington.

There's nothing to be scared of.

You got this.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oy, jug's on
if you want a coffee.

Good morning, van der Venners.

This morning, we're going
to focus on new challenges.

Preparation.

This is what we trained for.
This is what we've worked for.

So that when a new challenge
comes around the corner

and it hits you in the head
like a ton of bricks,

you're ready.

Remember, don't just
stay physically strong.

Stay spiritually strong.

Have a good one.

Are you alive, Harry?

Unfortunately, yeah.

Coffee in five.

Yeah. Yeah.

What are you guys looking at?

Are we expecting
anyone else this weekend?

No.

What?

Aren't you gonna go out
and find out who he is?

Why do I have to talk
to the strange man

who may or may not be
a serial killer?

Because it's your family home.

Huh?

But if he starts slashing,
you better come and help me.

Hey.

Hi. Um...

Morning.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm Jake Barnes.

I'm here for
the Sullivan-McAlister wedding.

Yeah, that wedding got canceled.

Oh, I guess
they couldn't reach me.

I've been trekking
through the Amazon.

The reception's
pretty crappy here, too.

Oh, this is Harry.

Harry, the groom that was.

Yeah.

And...

Who are you?

I'm Fiona's uncle.

Oh, well it wasn't
my idea to call it off.

Right then.

Nice meeting you.

You too.

That was fucking weird.

That was weird.

I thought he was gonna stab you.

Yeah, I thought
he was going to too.

Well, I'm gonna
go have a shower.

Guys, don't forget, it's
the wine tasting this morning.

You don't have to come,
but I am definitely gonna go.

So you guys
should think about it.

It's gonna be cool.

- It's gonna be real cool.
- Okay.

You know you want to.
It's gonna be so fun.

Yeah, see you, Jess.

So how about it, man?
Wine tasting?

No way. I'm hungover, bro.

- I'm going back to bed.
- No. Come on. Look. I get it.

Yeah, wine tasting isn't
the usual crazy boys weekend.

- No.
- But it beats

going back to bed
like a sad sack.

Do you wanna
go taste some wines?

- Yeah we can taste some wines.
- You want to taste some wines?

- I'll go taste some wine.
- Do you want to taste

- the fuck out of some wines?
- Yeah, I'll taste

- the fuck out of some wines.
- Let's do this.

...a more sweeter wine
to a full-bodied wine.

Why does it have
to be so complicated?

It's not complicated.

- Just don't embarrass us, okay?
- What do you mean embarrass you?

I would never embarrass you.

I'm just saying,
if he throws any gang signs

I'll fucking swing.

That's exactly
what I'm talking about.

And he drove all the way
from South America.

It's not his fault
your wedding was canceled.

Come on.

- Hey, Jake.
- Well, good morning again.

Hey. What are you up to?

Just waiting on a bus
to Christchurch.

What time does that come?

Eight.

Tonight?

It might be nice if

we could invite him to
the wine tasting.

Hey, Jake.

We're about to go to
a wine tasting.

Would you like to join us?

I haven't been to
a wine tasting since Pamplona.

I would love to join you.

- Nice.
- Oh, cool.

- Okay.
- Come on, guys. Let's go.

Ants, come on.

Coming.

Hi, guys. Thanks for
coming along try my wines.

It's great to be able
to show you these.

I've got three here
for you today,

and they really showcase
kind of what's special

about this part of the world,
Kekerengu.

So today I've got a Pinot gris

an albariño
and a sauvignon blanc.

And first, I would like to start
on our Pinot gris, 2016.

Kekerengu is a magic spot.

Really profoundly influenced
by the sea all around here

and in the spring
the soil warms up faster here.

There's a lot of warm
sea temperatures around.

So the roots start working
and as the roots work

the bud breaks early.

They're the wines that sets
very nicely in our climate.

Mmm!

Yeah.

It's very 2015-y.

All right.

We'll move on,
I think, onto the...

Our next wine is very exciting.

Because we're here by the sea,
the first...

One of the first things I
thought of when I came down here

was the variety albariño,

which is the classic
white wine of Spain.

And Kekerengu, I think,
is just the perfect match

in New Zealand
for growing this grape.

And again,
we're trying to make it very,

very tight and dry and crisp.

It's hard to define,
but it sits in a lovely little

Bermuda Triangle of flavor.

And lastly, the wine that has
put Marlborough on the map

is sauvignon blanc.
And this is our...

Our take
on what Kekerengu can do.

It's very dry,
lip smackingly refreshing.

So how have you enjoyed those?

Right, any questions, guys,
about any of these wines,

you'd like
to know a wee bit more?

No, no. I...

I'm not gonna hear it.
I won't hear a word.

We've got a vineyard down there,

we've got the sun,
friends, wine.

We've got beds.
You're coming back with us.

Not sure your friend
would want me around.

Listen, any friend Ants's
is a friend of Harry's.

I'm Ants, he's Harry.

You're a friend.
Two and two together. Boom.

#New Friendship.

Right?

Harry!

Jake's coming back with us.

- Wow!
- Good.

Good. Great.

What did they say
when you said that?

Hey, losers.

Bella.

Hi.

- How's it going?
- Yeah.

- Nice to see you.
- You too.

- What are you doing here?
- Hey.

I, um... I had an early ferry
tomorrow morning,

so I just thought
I'd stop by and see the gang.

Well,
how'd you know we were here?

It's all over
Ants's fucking timeline.

Hey, you've got to follower,
she follows you.

My social media game is fire.

Fire.

I like your style.

Oh, sorry, Jake.
This is my sister, Bella.

Different dads.

- Pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

So what's going
on this weekend, guys?

I want to know why
you're looking to me?

I mean, I had plans,
but they didn't work out,

so I think we're
just going to hang out.

- That's kind of lame.
- What?

I wouldn't say lame.

No, you know what, Harry?
It is lame.

Because out of the mouths
of babes comes truth and wisdom.

Bella is a babe and she has
dropped a knowledge bomb.

We have a beautiful vineyard.

We have amazing wine.

I've got my best friend,
two beautiful girls

and an American warrior
by my side.

We have a freezer full
of deceased animals

who gave their lives,

and they are looking down
from the heavens.

Okay. Yes, I agree.

R.I.P. animals.

So, boys, why don't you
go set out the barbecue?

Bella, you and I could go get
some wine from the kitchen.

Yep. I'm coming.

If I don't come out in
5 minutes send help, okay?

I didn't get
to finish my speech.

Oh, you'll get a chance
to finish your speech later.

Plenty of time.

Where's the wine?

In the garage.

If it's in the garage,
how come we're in the kitchen?

You okay?

Yeah.

What?

Um, I haven't seen you
since the funeral.

I haven't heard from you
since the funeral,

so I just want to know
if you're okay,

'cause I'm allowed
to be worried.

So you brought me in here
to just ask me that.

Yes.

Are you okay?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

So how come we are inside,
away from the boys and the sun

and you are just in here
making a cup of tea?

- Did you want one?
- No.

I don't like tea,
and neither do you.

Well, I'm clearly
pouring myself a cup of tea

to drink the cup of tea.

So I'd say that,
whoa, I like tea.

What about we forget the tea
and we pour you a proper drink

and we go outside,

relax in the sun,
and have a good time.

I don't need to be drunk
to have fun.

- Jess.
- What?

- Jess.
- What?

Jess.

Oh, don't.

- Come on.
- You always do this!

- No.
- Please give it here.

- No.
- Give me it.

You're gonna have a good time.

You're gonna have a good time.

Oh, yuck. You're so gross.

I can feel your boobs.

That's not my boobs.

It's rude.

Give me the tea-towel.

Oh, fuck.

- Go get the wine.
- Okay, okay.

Okay, I'll go get the wine.

Are you even pushing it?

If you go heavy,
you'll always have a spot.

Fire.

Fire!

Fire!

Yeah!

Meat.

Hoo-hoo! That's some manly-ass
shit right here.

Yes.

Hey, when you guys
are done being cavemen,

can I get a hand over here?

- Thank you.
- How'd it go?

Yeah, it was good, actually.

She seemed really relaxed,
Jess, it was nice.

- Good.
- Yeah.

It's a lot of wine, eh?

Yeah, I know.

Gonna have a crazy time.

Who's ready to get
their ass kicked?

Those sound a lot like
fighting words, Morrison.

It's because they are,
McAlister.

Pétanque.

Yep, under one condition.

I'm starting to
sober up little bit,

so I propose we make this...

a drinking game.

Fine.

But I've played more Pétanque
than you've had hot meals, so...

You played yourself.

Uh-huh.

- Who was that?
- All right.

- This is gonna be good.
- Crazy.

What did I miss?

Well, I'm not entirely sure.

♪ Take me back take me back ♪

♪ Back, back, back, back, back ♪

Rap music.

You know what that means?

Old Jess.

She has returned to us
just like the prophecy foretold.

♪ But we won't be doing
much sleeping chick ♪

♪ Started five friends
deep in the Subaru ♪

♪ Just cruising
across the island ♪

♪ We were shooting through ♪

♪ License restricted
I hope it's cool with you ♪

♪ Long as the cops don't
sniff us out like Scooby Doo ♪

♪ We chasing the sun like Maui ♪

♪ We only living
one life bromie ♪

♪ So burn all the money
and the greed ♪

♪ Go and find your true self
in the company you keep ♪

Do you think she has
any idea how white she is?

Of course not.

♪ Tryna make a night
we can remember ♪

♪ Think it's gonna be
a bender woop ♪

♪ Cruising round the bay
with bae time ♪

♪ All we ever needed
was a little daylight ♪

♪ No rollie on my wrist
cuz I'm on bae time ♪

♪ Do it while the sun is up ♪

♪ Going hundy going hundy
for the hundy club going ♪

♪ Going hundy
for the hundy club ♪

♪ Going hundy for the hundy club
for the hundy club ♪

♪ Going hundy
for the hundy club ♪

♪ Going hundy for
the hundy club ♪

♪ For the hundy ♪

♪ Pull up to the bach
like skrrr skrrr ♪

♪ I'm just tryna get you
out your skirt skirt ♪

♪ Girl I'm coming up
like your shirt shirt ♪

♪ Cook me some eggs
as we flirt flirt ♪

♪ All the beds taken up
but no problem ♪

♪ How bout we run ourselves
a bath and quit stalling ♪

♪ We been with friends all day
you been asking me for it ♪

♪ Maybe all this sun went
to my head girl call it ♪

♪ Paw paw on her lips has
got them feeling all supple ♪

♪ So I call for a kiss
to burst me outta my bubble ♪

♪ Every touch that you give it
takes me back to the summer ♪

♪ Cold beers in the fridge and
every day is a stunner, ah ♪

♪ We the party that
is banging next door ♪

♪ Keep you up
the fuck you in your bed for? ♪

♪ Tryna make a night
we can remember ♪

♪ Think its gonna
be a bender woop ♪

♪ Cruising round the bay
with bae time ♪

♪ All we ever needed
was a little daylight ♪

♪ No rollie on my wrist
cuz I'm on bae time ♪

♪ Do it while the sun is up ♪

♪ Going hundy going hundy
for the hundy club going ♪

♪ Going hundy for
the hundy club ♪

♪ Going hundy for the hundy club
for the hundy club ♪

♪ Going hundy
for the hundy club ♪

♪ Going hundy
for the hundy club ♪

♪ For the hundy ♪

Okay, guys, team huddle.

Jake and Ants,
let's sort out the animals.

Bella can do sides in
the kitchen and break on three.

- One, two, t...
- Hold on, I didn't get a job.

Oh, just make
yourself look pretty.

Break on three. One, two, three.

Break.

Jake.

Good afternoon.

Ants van der Venn check-in here,

we're giving you
the Van der Venn program.

- Nice.
- Now...

What we have here is chickens.

Now, we all know
they make great protein.

But as Jake is clearly showing,
they also make great friends.

Today, we're going to
talk about the bulking phase.

Right here, we have masters
of the bulking phase, pigs.

Hey, do you want
to come and feed them?

- Are we gonna go in?
- Yeah.

- No, we won't go in.
- Yes, we will.

- No, we won't.
- Come on, van de Venners.

Talk about the goodness
of seeds.

And ducks love seeds.

And, as you see...

It is quite frightening.

Okay, guys. Vineyard sprints.

No, I don't want

- to do sprints.
- Vineyard sprints.

Can I do it backwards,
like this?

You may not.

You may not.

Go.

And she lunges.

- And that...
- How's that?

How's the technique?

I don't know if this is
gonna end up on my site.

It's pretty beautiful down here.

Uh-huh.

Got to say on the ride-in,
me and Harry thought,

what is Jess doing
living out here. But...

I get it.

Thank you.

Are you staying
out here a lot, eh?

Yeah.

When we were kids
we came here so much.

You know,
away from all of the dramas.

And now it's like I get to be
on holiday all of the time.

Everything else seems
a million miles away.

Yeah, were you have problems.

I'm sorry we sort of lost touch
for a while back there.

It's all good.

2016 was a shit year,
don't you reckon?

- Yeah.
- Wasn't... and it wasn't

you know, your fault.

Yeah, I don't just mean
last year, though.

Yeah, I mean, your whole life.

I could have
been there for you more

because I never knew
how bad it was for you.

Come on.

I pushed a heap
of people away and,

you know,
it wasn't actually that bad.

Was at the end,
but you know the rest of it.

She's a bloody legend.

You know what we still have,
though?

S.M.A.C.

The Sober Mothers
Appreciation Camp.

- That's the one.
- Boom.

Boom, boom.

Can I still be in it?

- You're member for life.
- AW, thanks.

Yeah.

I think this is the deepest chat
we've ever had.

Ever.

Kind of awkward, hey?

- Sort of.
- Sort of.

Why haven't we ever
talked properly ever?

The elephant in the life, Harry.

Yeah. He really...

hasn't shut up in,
like, 25 years.

I never knew you.

What do you think
he's doing right now?

Hey, can I help you
with anything?

- No, I'm good.
- Are you sure?

Actually,
I've got everything covered.

Okay. Well, I'm going to...

Enjoy sleeping in my room?

I didn't know I was in
your room. Sorry, is it o...

- I can sleep somewhere else.
- No.

I just...
I just wanted to check on you.

How the temperature was.
Get's pretty hot.

Does it?

This crazy thing happens, like,

no matter how many clothes
I go to bed in

I just always wake up naked.

Do you?

Okay. Well...

Yeah, yeah, all right...

Do you...

Stop looking at me.

Pervy parrot.

Oi, Harry, you're the only one

that needs to use the shower.

Yep, coming.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today

to get wrecked, talk shit
and have a fucking great time.

While some of us
are seasoned warriors

who have fought side by side
many a night before,

we also have
new blood in our midst.

You have answered the call.

And you will be rewarded
with the fruits

and bounty of this great land.

Destiny has brought
us all here today

to share this night. Nay...

to own this night.

For tonight, we feast like men.

Brothers in arms.

Onward till dawn.

Valhalla!

Valhalla!

Can we eat now?

It was dark when I came to...

so dark that for a moment
I feared I'd been buried alive.

The cool rain
dripped down my face

like the tears
I knew I should shed.

For in that moment
I knew that my Carmen

was lost to me forever.

She'd kept her word.

The cartel spared my life.

All I have left of
that year are my memories.

And a promise that
I will never look for her again.

- Heavy.
- Love...

is heavy.

Yeah.

Ants was almost in
a gang once, wasn't he?

- What? Really?
- Yeah.

Yeah. Your sister invited us
to a house party

back when we were at uni.
Yeah, and we get there

and it's just
a big gang pad hang out.

Oh, my God. You never told me
that you were dating a gangster.

He wasn't like
a gangster-gangster.

Just a couple of guys trying
to start their own operation.

They were essentially
a small business.

Yeah, a small business
called the Bone Boys.

And they specialized
in the sale and marketing

of illegal substances
and firearms.

They had one BB gun
and they sold weed.

What of it?

Okay, so like that, the leader
pulls me into his office, right?

And he starts asking me
for accounting advice.

I come out about two hours later

and Ants was, like,
up to his tits in piss,

and he's about
to get an initiation tattoo.

What was it you were trying to
call yourself as a gang member?

It was like...

Can you remember?
It was like Bo...

- Boney M.
- It was Boney M.

And they thought
I was going to be

a really good addition
to the team.

Well, I still get weekly emails.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

From Bone Breaker Billy
asking me what he can claim on.

So you must be like
some kind of hero or something.

I guess you could say that.

Yeah, I don't hear that enough.
Thank you, Bella.

You know, a real hero would
have gone to Thailand with Ants

and stopped him getting that
ginormous loser tiger tattoo.

- What the hell.
- No, I'm not taking that.

It's not my fault he's a menace
when he's under the influence.

You are responsible for leaving
me solo at the last minute.

Well, I was gutted
I couldn't be there too, bro.

Why couldn't you?

He was buying a house,
weren't you, Harry?

Ooh, flash.

Yeah.
Well, I had a lot of paperwork.

Oh, yeah, Well, you want
to know the real kicker?

He didn't even end up
getting the house.

Oh, no.

Yeah. Well, sometimes
being a grown-up means,

you know, you have to
miss out on a bit of the fun.

But hey, enough about
why being an adult sucks.

I want to know why
the fuck the girls get

the delicious drinks.

Are you joking?
Just because it's pink,

it doesn't mean
it's a girl's drink.

That's exactly
what it means, Jess.

And here I am,
thinking that you're

- the progressive type.
- Oh, no, no.

I'm as progressive
as the next guy.

No, no, but you gotta admit it.

If I go into a bar
and you see me ordering

the pink drink, please,

you know, you're gonna think
I'm a little bit fruity.

Well, maybe I would think
you're a cultured gentleman

who is comfortable enough
in his masculinity

to enjoy a fruit forward wine

with delicate
floral bouquets that

just happen to be pink.

Shots fired.

Okay. Yeah. No, no, I'll play.

I'll play. Okay. So you might
end up being in a wine rep,

so rep me some wine.

Fine.

Get him, Jess.

These two wines
are from the same vine.

They're a Spanish variety
called Tempranillo.

- Tempranillo.
- Actually, everyone thought

my auntie was a little bit crazy

when she tried
to plant these because

the fruit just takes
so much longer

and it's so different
when it develops

than standard
Marlborough varieties.

- Oh.
- Do you know the three Ps

you've gotta learn
when you're trying to speak

the language of a new vine?

Persistence,
patience and passion.

You know, the juice
and the sweetness of wine

actually comes from
the flesh of the berry and...

the kind of complexity
and color comes from the skin.

So, actually, every vintage
is this amazing balancing act,

you know,
where you've got to make sure

the fruit has enough
hang time on the vine

to ensure it expresses its
best self in the form of wine.

So the best version
just ends up being pink.

Okay, you totally
missed the point.

What I'm saying is
that you don't have to

think about wine in
only red, white or pink.

Let me show you...

this wine right here...

is what I'd call a flirt.

- Nice.
- You know, she loves

summer flings and strawberries.

And this one. This one here.
Check him out. Have sniff.

That's right.

He's a womanizing matador

who loves to dance with
death and make love all night.

Does he?
Sounds like my kind of man.

Exactly.

You know, like, everyone
has a personality and it tells

a story, and it should
take you on an adventure.

So, Harry, how many adventures
are you willing to miss

just 'cause you're scared of
looking a little bit "fruity?"

Shit, brava, Jess! Brava!

Well played, Morrison.
Well played.

Light bulb.

- Jess. You've inspired me.
- Oh, this is going to be good.

This is going to be great.

Harry. Meet me at
the deck in five.

Ah, why?

Looks to me like Ricky Smooth
is making a comeback.

Yay! Whoo-hoo!
You guys are gonna love this.

Going back to 2005.

Who's Ricky Smooth?

Hi, everyone. We're Ricky Sm...

I didn't think it through.

I don't know if I could do this.

Hey, guys, we're Ricky
Smooth and the Charmers...

- I can do this.
- Back again after 10 years.

This is a song called
"Be My Bebo Baby,"

which we wrote together
when we were about 15 years old.

Sorry, which one
of you is Ricky Smooth?

We actually never figured
that out.

I think we're both Ricky Smooth
and we're both the Charmers.

I think we're all Ricky Smooth.

- One, two.
- A nine, 10, 11, 12.

♪ You've got 27 friends
and I've only got 10 ♪

♪ You get six loves a day ♪

♪ I want to make it seven,
but I'm too scared to send ♪

♪ Add me on Bebo, baby ♪

♪ Add me on Beeb ♪

♪ Be my Bebo baby ♪

♪ You got me going
Bebo crazy ♪

♪ Be my Bebo baby ♪

♪ Need you to come
and Bebo save me ♪

And a 13, 14, 15, 16.

♪ Don't want
to add Skatergirl87 ♪

♪ Don't want to add
PingpongB14 ♪

♪ Got to work up the courage
to tell you my username's ♪

♪ "You are my dream girl" ♪

♪ Ah, yeah ♪

♪ Add me on
Bebo, Bebo, Bebo ♪

♪ Bebo, add me on Bebo ♪

♪ Be my Bebo baby ♪

♪ You got me going Bebo crazy ♪

♪ Be my Bebo baby ♪

♪ Need you to come
and Bebo save me ♪

♪ A fuck yeah ♪

♪ Add me on Bebo ♪

Encore.

Awesome.

- No, I got to go...
- You gotta...

No, I'm going to... I'm going to
go to do a wee first, I think.

I've got a few more in me.
If you came for some solo work.

Kill it.

- Nice to see you.
- Ah! Oh, shit.

Sorry.

No, that's okay.
I just almost pissed on my feet.

Rock and roll.

You guys were so great.

Thanks. We haven't play in
so long. It was so much fun.

Jess always talks
about you being a corporate guy.

Does she?

Yeah, I guess
I've just gotten busy.

Oh, that's a shame.

Yeah, it is.

Do you want to go back?

Not really.

Yeah, neither.

Do you want to go for a walk?

Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I do.

Go on.

So, what do you do,
Bella, when you're not,

you know,
being the life of the party?

Being the life of the party
is my full-time gig.

- What?
- I work events.

What, like party planning?

More like party starting.

What, so you are telling me
you're a professional woo girl?

Professional woo girl,
dancer, waitress.

- Even a fortune teller.
- Wait, you're fortune teller?

Yeah. I worked this gig
once where I had to read

the palms of drunk accountants.

Well, hey,
I'm a drunk accountant.

Can you read my palm?
Do you still have the tricks?

Sure.

- Hmm. Interesting.
- You still have your powers.

I see here
a very mysterious woman.

The sister of a close friend,
I think?

And what does this
mysterious woman want?

Something she's been
thinking about all afternoon.

What might that be?

Well, being a fake
fortune teller and all,

I can't
quite see all the details.

- Right.
- But I think you'll like it.

Are you coming?

Yeah. Holy shit, yeah.

Where did you learn
to play the guitar?

- I taught myself.
- Hmm.

My dad was a musician.

And I thought it would be a cool
thing for us to have in common.

I thought you never
meet your dad?

I didn't.

At the risk of sounding like
a drunk old man, I'm confused.

You don't have to talk
about it if you don't want to.

No, no, that's cool.

I'm a love child.

I'm not embarrassed about it.

My mum was traveling through
Europe on her OE and...

She was passing through Greece
and that's where she met him.

They spent a week together

and then they parted ways
like you do.

The time she realized she was
pregnant, you know,

she was long gone,

and there's no way of tracking
him down, so...

When I got old enough
to ask her about him,

she told me two things.

And that was
that his name was Yohannes

and that he could play
the shit out of a guitar.

You never tried to find him?

Nah.

Because my mom tried so
hard to be everything to me.

You know, she was my mom.
She was my dad.

My friend.

I... couldn't stand the thought

of her thinking that her love
wasn't enough for me.

I've never met a woman
who loves anyone as much

as Jillian loves Ants.

Seriously, I was so jealous.

If I'm ever crazy enough
to be a mom,

I want to be just like Jillian.

I know you're going to
be an amazing mom one day, Jess.

You've had all this
practice with Harry and me.

Yeah.
You guys are family.

Family that sticks together
no matter what.

Yeah.

Well, I'm getting emotional,
which means it's time for bed.

Where are Harry and Bella,
do you reckon?

- I don't know.
- Find out in the morning.

- Good night, Jake.
- Good night.

Good night, Ants.

- Night, Jess.
- Sleep well.

Yeah, I will.

- You all right?
- Yeah.

This thing you've been
thinking about all afternoon,

it's not to lure me out
here and kill me, is it?

Maybe.

- No.
- Okay, good.

Because that would put
a dampener

on the evening somewhat.

Where the hell are we?

We in the best kept fucking
secret in the entire coast.

- Ooh.
- A glamping site.

What's a...
What's... What's glamping?

Oh, it's short
for glamorous camping.

Glamping. It's
short for glamorous camping.

I'm on the website.

- It looks beautiful.
- Right, yeah. What's this for?

Our wedding night.
You know, the...

Okay, right, yeah, no,
with you, with you. Can you...

Harry,
if we are going to book this...

Babe, I got another call
coming in, so I can't...

Okay. I love you.

Tada!

- Wine?
- No, thank you.

Are you sure? I don't like
drinking alone. Feel weird.

No, it's just...
It's just that I don't drink.

You've been drinking all day.

Have I?

So, you're completely
stone cold sober right now?

Is... Is that a problem?

No, it's just that I am not
stone cold sober right now.

I don't want you to feel like
I'm taking advantage of you.

No, no.

Consensual sex is the best kind.

Oh, I consent. Yeah, I consent.

It's just that performance-wise,

I'm not sure we'd
be on an even keel.

It's all right.
We've got all night.

Come on.

Conversation is my
favorite kind of foreplay.

Some good wine.

Some very good wine.

Anthony, I only just met
you today, but...

I can tell there's
something going on with you

that you don't want
to share with your friends.

And I was thinking,
sometimes it's easier

to talk to someone
you don't really know.

You got anything
you want to tell me?

Do you ever feel like your life
is going by so fast that...

you're not even living it?

Every day.

I'm going to be a father.

Well, fuck.

How long you known the girl?

Not long at all,
'cause it was just a stupid

one night stand, you know?

And...

I got a text message last
night telling me it was mine.

A text?

- Yeah.
- Wow.

I'm sorry, man.

I can't really give
you any advice on that.

I've always shot blanks myself.

What are you going to do?

Ah, that's the thing.

I don't know, you know? It's...

I just know that I don't
want to run away, you know?

I really
want to do the right thing.

I just...
I got no clue what it is.

I thought I knew what
the right thing was.

Coming to this wedding.

My sister, Diane.

She's the last
family I have left.

And I've barely seen
her for the last 30 years.

But after a while,

you realize there's only so many
mornings you can wake up

on the floor of a cave.

And you got
to go find your people.

So, I came to this great
family celebration.

And I was going to ask
my sister if I could be

part of her family again.

I guess that's
not going to happen.

I'm sorry, man.

I can't really blame her.

She's got three daughters.

Fiona's the oldest.

What use could I be to them?

You know, they're not going to
want to learn how to use a snake

skin to filter their own
urine or how to take a punch.

I'm not...
I'm not any good for them.

I don't know if it means
anything, but...

I'd love to know how to filter
my own urine

through a snake skin.

And I've never been in a fight.

You've never been in a fight?

There are two rules to
win in a fist fight.

The first is not to be
afraid to be hit in the face.

So, I want
you to hit me right here.

Hard as you can.

- As hard as I can?
- Yep.

Sorry. You all right?
Oh, no, that was good.

That was good. You put
a little shoulders into it.

You made a good, solid fist.

That's pretty good.
You throw a good punch.

The second rule of fighting
is that turnabout is fair play.

Ah!

Stings doesn't it?

- Yeah? Yeah?
- Yeah.

Now, tell me.

If you got in a fight
and your life was in danger,

- would you stop fighting now?
- No.

That's how you win a fist fight.

- Yeah. Show me something else.
- Coming in toward you,

you don't want to delay...

All you got
to do is control enough.

This way...
You can slide right in.

And you can cross.
You got a highway all the way up

to my neck.
Boom, exactly right.

Somebody comes in,
somebody grabs you,

get control of the thumb
right there. Turn it over.

You got yourself an arm lock.
Behind someone

that comes up back here,
what you want to do is

compress the carotid artery.
You want to try that?

Great, give it a squeeze.
Yes. Now you go. All right.

The way to not get hit,
get in tight,

get on you.
They got no leverage on you.

And I got control
of your elbow right here, man.

I could break your arm
in a moment's notice.

- Do you feel it?
- Yeah.

- You wanna try it?
- Fuck yeah.

Let's do it. Feel that?
Yeah. You still got my arm.

Feel that? Now, the trick
here is to get my thumb up.

There you are. You feel that?
Yeah. Good job. Good job.

Mm...

Just want you to know that...

I feel really grateful to have
known you.

Hmm.

You're a good man, Anthony.

No matter what relationship
you end up having

with the mother of your child,
it's going to be better

off for having known you.

- Thanks, Jake.
- Hmm.

Fuck, this was good.

Yeah. You always
remember your first time.

He sounds like
a fucking incredible man.

He... I'm sure he is.

I mean, he's been everywhere
and done everything, apparently.

I know. Just the way he, like,
stares her longingly

into that glass. I just...

What are you looking at?

Your face.

Why?

Thinking about kissing it.

Just thinking about it?

Yes, been a while
since I've done This.

I can't
remember being so nervous.

But then again,
I was king of the drunken

dance floor hookup.

Oh, well,
should I do my dancing?

We don't
have any music here, do we?

Oh, please. What kind
of Morrison would I be?

I've got a good one.

Give me your hand.

♪ The man of a hundred summers,
that is me now ♪

♪ Free child of the freeway,
sunset through the trees now ♪

♪ Hand on her hips,
lips on lips ♪

♪ The hands on tits
my hearts been ripped ♪

♪ Beats in sync, yo, meet me
in the skim ♪

♪ Walk in the sea,
we'd swim the sea, we swum ♪

♪ My feelings numb, no
ceilings, but under covers ♪

♪ My groove got me rude ♪

♪ On top of you, no shoes ♪

♪ No clue what I would write,
might say no iPhones ♪

♪ Just iPlay, just iShare
this taste of space... ♪

♪ Bed full of regret ♪

♪ But I ain't
feel it when I wake up ♪

♪ You like guys with flash-ass
cars and six-pack abs ♪

I just wanted to remind you that
this is a one-time thing.

Of course.

And I don't mean of course
as I'm... I'm glad

it's a one-time thing. I mean,
of course as in I understand

whatever you're
wanting to say here.

Yeah. I just, you know...
I'm happy to be a rebound.

I just... I... like, I don't want
to be a replacement.

I get it. And for the record,
I don't see you as a rebound.

Oh. Well, how do you see me?

I see you as Bella.

And I see you as Harry.

I am Harry.

♪ Lipstick and we share,
I whisper in your ear ♪

♪ Three, two, one,
she say she love my sweet ♪

♪ A little bit of rum,
little bit of coke ♪

♪ Little bit of ass,
tiny bit of smoke ♪

♪ Couple slaps
and a choke ♪

♪ Tan skin but I'm
wanted for a quickie ♪

♪ She's skin sticky so
we gonna sing like Britney ♪

♪ Saying hit me, baby,
one more time ♪

♪ Push ya to the bed, the next
is you spread your legs ♪

♪ I'm going to lick up,
pants how I like to stick up ♪

♪ Stand with my dick up,
beat it up, beat it up ♪

♪ Like I'm getting hiccups ♪

♪ Six-pack abs
like oh, my God ♪

♪ Got stains on my
shirt cuz I like to eat yogurt ♪

♪ Nine times out of 10
I'm sober ♪

♪ Mom makes my lunch,
never had a fight, no money ♪

♪ For a dime
and no time for a wife ♪

Can we work it up the bed
a little bit?

Yeah, no, that's what I'm doing.

You all right? That's better.

- Okay, you good?
- Yeah.

♪ I'm gonna give it to you,
give it to you ♪

♪ Give it to you ♪

We are doing this.

- Yeah. You okay?
- Mm-hmm.

♪ I'm gonna give it to you,
give it to you ♪

♪ Give it to you ♪

Are you all right?

Yup. I... Yeah.

I don't know why it's...

Yeah, I...

Sorry. Must... Must be the wine.

Yeah, it's just a lot of wine.

That's all right.

Look, we can try again
in the morning, eh?

Yeah, yeah.
Thanks. Yeah.

Okay.

Fuck.

Morning.

A good one.

I'm a fucking mess.

World breaks everyone.

Afterward, some are
strong in the broken places.

I gonna go take a shower.

Good morning.

You're up early.

Should I say late?

What did you
get up to last night?

Nothing. Nothing.

I'm sorry I split.

It's all good.

We just had a couple of drinks,
chilled out. It's nice.

I mean, like, in general.

It was tough.

Yeah.

But look at you.
You're doing amazing.

You were
so fantastic last night.

You have to take that job.

I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

No, it just feels like
I'm not doing what you're

supposed to do in your 20s.

Well, what are you supposed
to do in your 20s?

I don't know. Get a B.A.
Get a shitty grad job.

Move to London.
Get a little bit fat.

Does it make you happy?

Yeah.

Good.

Shit yeah.

- There you go, then.
- Are you happy?

I'll let you
know when I find out.

Hey, well, you're going to have
to come back here

to let me know.

Because there ain't no
reception.

Get out of here.

Hey, um, I'm proud of you.

I mean, most people talk about
getting their lives together.

You're doing it.

Yeah. I'm a little bit
proud of me, too.

Drive safely, please.
Seat belt. Thank you.

Aren't you still on
your restrictions?

Yeah. You too. Bye.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hey.

Oh!
Happy Sunday.

What were you saying before?

Well, that was
Aunt Helen on the phone,

and... I've decided to
take the job here.

Okay.

Okay.

You really think it's
going to work out?

Yeah.
Yeah, I do, actually.

Gonna feel a bit
more excited, but yeah.

What's to say you're going
to stick at it for six months

and then bail on
it like you always do.

I don't always bail.

I mean, whatever
you want to tell yourself, Jess.

Wait. Excuse me.
What is that supposed to mean?

It just means
that based on experience,

it's what you tend to do.

Harry, you can't just
come along and say that I always

bail on things all the time.

That is a horrible thing to say,
Harry.

The entire history
of our friendship...

Guys, what's with
the raised voices?

Um... oh, my God,
what happened to your eye?

I had an epiphany.

Well, I've decided
to take the job here.

- Awesome.
- Thank you.

Congratulations.

At least someone's happy for me.

What the fuck is this?

You think this is a good idea?

Well, yeah, man.

Maybe because he spent
time thinking about

others this weekend.

Huh? What?

It's true, dude.

I mean, you have kind
of been all about you.

'Cause my fucking life's
been turned upside down, man.

You're not the only one
whose life is a mess.

You're a personal trainer,
Ants, what do you know?

What does that mean?

Well, trying to sculpt
better abs doesn't really

- count as a life struggle, mate.
- Listen to yourself.

Harry, you can't just
say that to him.

You guys have got no idea what
it's been like...

We have tried to talk
to you all weekend...

- You just drank...
- We're supposed to be here

to have a good weekend together

and you've
been nothing but a sad sap.

Come into my auntie's kitchen

and start dissing
your best friend.

I'm having a baby!

What?

I got a girl pregnant
and I'm freaking out.

Why didn't you tell us?

Because I didn't want
to be a shitty friend.

I don't want you to feel like...

Like your problems
didn't matter to me.

- Don't put this on me.
- I'm not.

It's not my fault you fuck
anything that moves.

I'm surprised it's taking
this long to knock somebody up.

- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

Oh my gosh, Harry.
If that's how you treat people

you claim to care about,
then no wonder Fiona dumped you.

Nice.

Harry!

♪ How could
I be so blind ♪

♪ You caught
me by surprise ♪

♪ Thought I read
you right ♪

♪ Looks like I read you wrong ♪

What the fuck
are you still even doing here?

Easy now.
Don't "easy now" me.

None of this would have
happened if your niece

didn't throw her toys
over a fucking cake tasting.

I did everything I was
meant to do.

I got a good job.
I worked my ass off.

And what do I have for it?

A voicemail message.

A half-empty house
and a dick that doesn't work.

- Aw, f...
- Harry!

Harry!

♪ 'Cause I was
played a fool ♪

♪ I must have loved you ♪

♪ I must have
been blind ♪

What did he say?

His dick doesn't work.

Shit, that's rough.

♪ Right out of no where ♪

Harry, wait!

Oi, get in.

♪ Oh, my, my heart is ♪

♪ Oh, my, my darling,
it's broken in two ♪

Harry! Harry!

Oh, for...

Talk to me.

No, I don't want
to fucking talk to you.

- Harry, talk to me.
- Get out, Ants, no!

- Talk to me.
- No. Holy shit.

- Guys.
- Dammit.

You don't need to do this.

- Get off him.
- I'm a trained fighter.

Come on. Seriously. Ow!

Oh, it smells awful!

- It's the smell of love.
- Guys, seriously, calm down.

Ah! Not my nipples.

- You good?
- Yeah. I've done this before.

I'm going to go.
This is bullshit.

♪ Oh, my darling,
it's broken in two ♪

Harry, wait!

♪ Oh, my darlin',
you've broken my heart in two ♪

Harry, wait!

♪ Sometimes it don't add up ♪
♪ No matter how you count it ♪

♪ No matter what you are ♪

♪ Sometimes it don't add up ♪

♪ No matter how you count it ♪

♪ No matter what you want ♪

♪ Best you forget it ♪

♪ No matter what you've done ♪

Harry!

♪ No matter what you want ♪

♪ Now it don't matter ♪

Stop!

What the fuck were you doing?
I could have killed you.

Whoa, whoa.
You're my best friend.

Don't you know I'd die for you?

You can't
say that shit anymore, man.

You're going to be a dad.

Ants, you're going to be a dad.

Yeah. I am.

Maybe I could be the godfather.

Brando.

Wow. I see why girls like this.
I feel so safe.

You are safe now.

Let's go talk it out, bitch.

What? You mean you... nothing?

Nothing. Just nothing.

I thought I was into it,
but things just didn't work.

It's like your dick wanted Fiona
but your heart wanted Bella.

Yeah. No. Other way around,
I think.

And I think the heart
takes precedence over the dick.

Yeah, biology.

- Hey, dude.
- Mm?

I'm sorry you never got married.

Thanks, man.
I mean, I think Fiona was right.

I should have been
there for that stuff.

If it was important to her,
it should have

been important to me.

And... 'Cause
she's important to me.

She might not be the one,
but the one is still out there.

What, out here?

Well, not necessarily out there.

I mean, she could be out...
She could be out there.

Europeans and German
travelers come through

quite a lot frequently
over the summertime.

Isn't it pretty to think so?

So stupid.

He's safe now.

Sorry I was a little bit harsh.

No, no. I'm sorry.

You're going
to be great at this job.

You reckon?

Of course.

We're all right.

Mr. Barnes, in all your travels,
you didn't happen to stumble

upon the world's greatest
hangover cure, did you?

As a matter of fact...

Okay, so what? We just get in
there and lie down?

Exactly.

All right.

Ah.

Let's get cleansed.

Oh, yeah.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, it's so cold.

Yeah...

Oh, it just got warm.
Is that you, Ants?

Yeah.

- Harry, get in here.
- Oh.

Beautiful.

Hey, you sure
you don't want a ride?

No. I got a lot of thinking
to do before I hit Christchurch.

Okay, well, good luck.
And say hi to Diane for me.

Will do. So nice meeting you.

- You too.
- Good luck with the family.

Thanks for everything, Jake.

You'll be all right.

You're a good man.
Nice meeting you all.

It'd be buzzy if he just
evaporated into thin air.

A figment of our imaginations.

Yeah. I mean, we were drunk,
but we weren't that drunk.

Right. You guys got
a ferry to catch. Bye. Mwah!

Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having us.

Bye. You're going
to be a great daddy.

I'm going to do my best.

Bye, guys. Please come back.

All the time.

At least public holiday
weekends, please.

- You ready to hit the road?
- Yeah.

Miss you already.

- Wankers!
- Yeah, you too.

We got bars, baby.

Do you mind
if I make a quick call?

Hi, you've reached the
voicemail of Fiona Sullivan.

I can't get to the phone
right now,

but if you leave your name
and number,

I'll call you right back.
Thank you. Bye.

Hey, Fee, it's me.

Sorry it took me
so long to call back.

I... I'm not ringing to try
and get you back or anything.

I just... I understand
why things didn't work out.

Okay.

I'm gutted about it,
but I get it.

And I just wanted to say,
you know,

thank you for the last
five years.

I should let you go.

But... I love you, too.

Bye.

How did it go?

Yeah, uh, good.

She's kind of freaking
out about the whole thing

but I guess we've
got that in common.

So, progress.

What?

Rise and shine, van der Venners.

And welcome to a new day.

Today, we're gonna do something
a little bit different.

You remember my best friend,
Harry McCallister.

Together we are
Ricky Smooth and the Charmers.

And we're coming at you live
from Kekerengu, New Zealand.

Count it down, Harr.

One, two.

A 17, 18, 19, 20.

♪ You've got 27 friends ♪

♪ And I've only got 10 ♪

♪ You get six loves a day ♪

♪ I want to make 7 but I just
can't hit send ♪

♪ Oh, add me on Bebo, baby ♪

♪ Add me on Bebo ♪

♪ Be my Bebo baby ♪

♪ Got me going Bebo crazy ♪

♪ Be my Bebo baby ♪

♪ You got me Bebo crazy ♪

♪ Don't want to add
Skatergirl87 ♪

♪ Don't want to add
PingpongB14 ♪

♪ Got to work up the courage
to tell you my username's ♪

♪ "You are my dream girl" ♪

♪ Oh, add me on
Bebo, Bebo, Bebo ♪

♪ Bebo, add me ♪

♪ Oh, Bebo ♪
♪ Be my Bebo baby ♪

♪ You got me going Bebo crazy ♪

♪ Be my Bebo baby ♪

♪ Need you to come
and Bebo save me ♪

♪ A fuck yeah ♪

♪ Add me on Bebo ♪

♪ A fuck yeah ♪

♪ Add me on Bebo ♪