Foxwood (2017) - full transcript
A blind date takes a monstrous turn as a couple meets on a cold Christmas night.
- Claire Evans?
- My God, I'm so sorry I'm late.
- I was beginning to
think you stood me up.
- No, I would never.
I'm sorry.
- You're sorry?
I'm totally kidding.
Sorry, have a seat.
I guess, so we have a formal
introduction, I'm Nick.
- Nice to finally meet you.
- Nice to finally meet you.
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't usually say this
so early in the night Claire but,
you are just as beautiful
as your profile pictures.
- Really.
- There's no filters, no Photoshop.
Just you.
- Well thank you.
You're not so bad yourself.
No, nope.
- Come on Claire,
let's have some fun?
Come on.
Claire, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
- To, a killer night.
You good?
- Yeah.
- Nice place.
- You should see the inside.
No, take off your shirt.
Hold on, I need a minute.
- Claire?
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
- What's the matter?
- There's a fucking dead chick in there.
you met Liz.
Well she went by Elizabeth,
but to me she was Liz.
God, that is such a nice shirt.
Take it off.
- What?
- Take off your shirt.
- Why?
- You're gonna get blood all over it.
- I thought you
wanted to have some fun.
- God.
Help!
- Okay, okay.
God, God!
Okay, okay.
Shit!
Nicky.
- Get away from me please!
- It's over Nick.
Just let it happen.
- No, I'll stab you,
I swear to God I will.
- Yeah?
Do it then, come on, really go for it.
Show me what you got.
Come on, really give it to me.
- No, get back!
- Yeah, you've made your choice.
- Just let me go, please, please?
- Know what it's gonna be, you or me?
- Please, just let me go.
- Come on Nick, bury
it right into my head.
Right into my fucking head.
- I have a family, please just let me go!
- Come on, right here,
yeah, yeah, come on Nick!
You ready to do it Nick?
Fucking do it!
Gee, let me go Liz!
- Experience concluded.
Your level of completion is, amateur.
Thank you for visiting Foxwood,
the premier Terror Park.
Goodbye.
- God, son of a bitch!
- My God, I'm so sorry!
- Don't fucking touch me.
- I didn't expect someone else
to come at me like that.
- Did you even read the
terms and conditions?
Anything and everything but killing you,
come on man.
- Relax, he was just scared.
- We have that shit in the
sign offs for a reason.
- Did you really just think
I was gonna just chase
you around all night?
- I don't know.
- All right, let's get you dressed.
There's a car waiting for you outside.
Feel free to visit the
gift shop on your way out.
They'll have full video
of your experience.
We upgraded to blue, right?
- Cool, I always wanted to watch myself
cry in high definition.
Would you maybe wanna
do this again sometime?
- Yeah, I'd love to, but,
you'd probably have to
wait 10 days you know,
for a fresher experience.
- No I mean like, an actual date.
- Um, yeah, I don't
know if that's a good idea.
This is, this is an important job to me
and I already bent enough rules
with the drinking and the--
- I get it.
Merry Christmas.
- Same to you.
- I got to go.
- Hey.
I'll see you next time.
- You know, for what it's worth,
I actually kinda liked him?
- Me too.
Foxwood first though.
- Foxwood first.
Now, let's get that turnaround going.
We had a sorority book last minute.
They are quote, not scared of anything.
- Okay, we'll see about that.
- Killer clowns?
- Perfect.
- House 23 with the werewolf bit.
- I wanna be a werewolf!
- You?
I don't know if I see that.
- I would be a great werewolf.
- I think you'd be fabulous.
You'd be very cute and everyone
would be very charmed by you.
- I am fierce, I have a bite!
- You're terrifying.
You're the scariest little
muffin I've ever seen.
- My God, I'm so sorry I'm late.
- I was beginning to
think you stood me up.
- No, I would never.
I'm sorry.
- You're sorry?
I'm totally kidding.
Sorry, have a seat.
I guess, so we have a formal
introduction, I'm Nick.
- Nice to finally meet you.
- Nice to finally meet you.
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't usually say this
so early in the night Claire but,
you are just as beautiful
as your profile pictures.
- Really.
- There's no filters, no Photoshop.
Just you.
- Well thank you.
You're not so bad yourself.
No, nope.
- Come on Claire,
let's have some fun?
Come on.
Claire, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
- To, a killer night.
You good?
- Yeah.
- Nice place.
- You should see the inside.
No, take off your shirt.
Hold on, I need a minute.
- Claire?
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
- What's the matter?
- There's a fucking dead chick in there.
you met Liz.
Well she went by Elizabeth,
but to me she was Liz.
God, that is such a nice shirt.
Take it off.
- What?
- Take off your shirt.
- Why?
- You're gonna get blood all over it.
- I thought you
wanted to have some fun.
- God.
Help!
- Okay, okay.
God, God!
Okay, okay.
Shit!
Nicky.
- Get away from me please!
- It's over Nick.
Just let it happen.
- No, I'll stab you,
I swear to God I will.
- Yeah?
Do it then, come on, really go for it.
Show me what you got.
Come on, really give it to me.
- No, get back!
- Yeah, you've made your choice.
- Just let me go, please, please?
- Know what it's gonna be, you or me?
- Please, just let me go.
- Come on Nick, bury
it right into my head.
Right into my fucking head.
- I have a family, please just let me go!
- Come on, right here,
yeah, yeah, come on Nick!
You ready to do it Nick?
Fucking do it!
Gee, let me go Liz!
- Experience concluded.
Your level of completion is, amateur.
Thank you for visiting Foxwood,
the premier Terror Park.
Goodbye.
- God, son of a bitch!
- My God, I'm so sorry!
- Don't fucking touch me.
- I didn't expect someone else
to come at me like that.
- Did you even read the
terms and conditions?
Anything and everything but killing you,
come on man.
- Relax, he was just scared.
- We have that shit in the
sign offs for a reason.
- Did you really just think
I was gonna just chase
you around all night?
- I don't know.
- All right, let's get you dressed.
There's a car waiting for you outside.
Feel free to visit the
gift shop on your way out.
They'll have full video
of your experience.
We upgraded to blue, right?
- Cool, I always wanted to watch myself
cry in high definition.
Would you maybe wanna
do this again sometime?
- Yeah, I'd love to, but,
you'd probably have to
wait 10 days you know,
for a fresher experience.
- No I mean like, an actual date.
- Um, yeah, I don't
know if that's a good idea.
This is, this is an important job to me
and I already bent enough rules
with the drinking and the--
- I get it.
Merry Christmas.
- Same to you.
- I got to go.
- Hey.
I'll see you next time.
- You know, for what it's worth,
I actually kinda liked him?
- Me too.
Foxwood first though.
- Foxwood first.
Now, let's get that turnaround going.
We had a sorority book last minute.
They are quote, not scared of anything.
- Okay, we'll see about that.
- Killer clowns?
- Perfect.
- House 23 with the werewolf bit.
- I wanna be a werewolf!
- You?
I don't know if I see that.
- I would be a great werewolf.
- I think you'd be fabulous.
You'd be very cute and everyone
would be very charmed by you.
- I am fierce, I have a bite!
- You're terrifying.
You're the scariest little
muffin I've ever seen.