Four Murders Are Enough, Darling (1971) - full transcript
Two criminal gangs are ruthlessly fighting for a 1-million dollar check that, purely by chance, got into the flat of shy high school teacher George Camel. As the number of victims sharply increases, Camel is mistakenly regarded as a mass murderer and cunningly uses his horrifying reputation to get the respect and heart of his beloved Sabrina, a journalist from a local newspaper. But this game turns out to be risky and in the end, both gangs don't hesitate to seize the check at all costs, including an improvised operation.
Four Murders Are Enough, Honey
AKA A Corpse in Every Wardrobe
Here we are at last!
Please make sure you have the check.
Please button yourself up.
Please sit by the window
and I'll stay near the door.
Or maybe no...
No...
Please stay here and I'll sit there.
You are here to care about my safety...
...not to play on my nerves
Easy, I know my job.
Are you going to sleep?
I have an headache.
Here. Have a look at this.
We must hurry,
...so the other gang won't
get the check ahead of us.
No worries, Boss!
I'll take care of them!
We started first and
so we will finish, Boss
How it is? You're on duty here?
- But I'm on duty here!
- No I'm on duty!
but I have work shifts here until
the 13-th of the month. It's clearly written here!
Tickets please!
The Check!
Tough Luck! The check will be ours!
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!
One! Two!
Why, then, 'tis time to do it.
Who will tell us... Why
Lady Macbeth says that?
Maybe... Maybe You, Jerry!
Well, so...
Why Lady Macbeth is saying in her
dream: "Out, damned spot, out I say!"
Maybe she thought that she
has a stain on her dress...
...and she have to carry it to laundry.
No, wrong, sit down!
In those times laundries
were not so common.
So what's the matter
with this stain, Goodman?
It had to be a grease stain.
Otherwise she won't care so much.
Of course not! It's about
a bloody stain! Bloodstain!
It's him!
The thief!
Did You steal a parcel of "Devilish
Panther" from Mrs. Clark's shop?
- Yes.
- Answer in full sentence, Goodman!
Yes, Mr. Director.
How could You do a such thing!
It was very simple.
I waited till Mrs. Clark was alone...
That?s how Black Fred usually works.
Then I throw a bag over her
head, just like Big Lander.
and then I took the parcel, and locked
her up, so she couldn't pursue after me.
Just like Barry Brand did
in "Sinister Partridge".
What does it mean? Silence!
You did well, Goodman.
Exactly for a unsatisfactory
note from behavior!
Agreed Mr. director, I always play fair.
Why steal something like that, Goodman?!
Why didn't you steal a
Shakespeare or Petrarch?
What have you done with this stuff?
I burned it, such things
are dangerous, you know.
I stole them, so no one can read them.
Well, he's a good boy. Believe me.
He had good intensions.
You're making a laughing
stock of yourself.
A porter's wife enjoys
more respect than you!
You think so?
Well... kitty?
So you were playing
basketball yesterday?
I only thought that...
Next time don't think at all!
From now I will do what I want!
I'll date the first man
who walks through the door.
Ok I'll try but I don't know...
I hope that you understand me.
- Boss...
- Georgie, your stories are beautiful...
...but when I read them...
...I fall asleep.
Literally!
And I want to cry.
And when I see those cartoons
of yours, I'd like to...
...beat the shit of somebody!
There's nothing to laugh at it, Sabrina.
Come with me to my office.
Why?
Because the pot is
calling the kettle black.
Georgie!
What are you doing this evening?
I'd like to practice the tuba.
It can wait.
What would you say if we
spent this evening... together?
We could listen to some music...
...drink...
...and so on.
That's not fair.
You said that you'd date the
first man, not the last loser.
Losing your temper?
So, 8 o'clock, okay?
Okay!
Is that you, Mrs. Harrington?
Was I annoying you?
Not as far I'm concerned, Mr. Camel!
But Mr. Huse broke his
lease because of you.
Damn!
First the Bedfords, and now Mr. Huse!
Do you want to ruin me?
No, it's impossible!
Certainly! Ruin me!
Do you have yeast,
peppermint and formic acid?
Excuse me?
I'd like to prepare
a "hoo-hoo" cocktail.
I found the recipe in the newspaper.
But what for?
My friend's coming to visit.
and I care about making
a right impression.
Is this friend... a lady?
Charlie, a lady?!
I won't allow women here!
Yes I know! Back to the cocktail...
So what is needed?
Some rum, a bit of egg yolk...
...yeast, peppermint...
...cayenne pepper,... and formic acid.
Oh my God!
Sir!
What are you doing?
Please stand up!
I'm expecting a special guest!
You can't lie just like that!
Jesus Maria!
Mrs. Harrington!
I can't now!
Excuse me!
May I?
No!
I have ingredients for the cocktail!
Are you there?
Mr. Camel!
Please come in, Mrs. Harrington!
You went to bed, Mr. Camel?
It's nothing!
It's just insignificant jungle fever.
It will pass soon!
Jungle fever? I didn't know
that you have jungle fever.
And where is Mr. Charlie?
Who? Oh, yes, that...
He's in the bathroom. Washing his legs.
Legs?
Mr. Camel, I know where this gentleman
is and you should be ashamed of yourself!
I must leave now!
I don't feel good here.
You can't imagine how
glad I am that you're here!
You look a bit frightened.
Is something wrong?
No, no!
You see, I'm a bit absent-minded.
It's from the delight of seeing you.
Please sit down!
What do we have to drink?
A hoo-hoo cocktail.
Oh, you took the recipe from our paper?
Don't you have anything else?
Whisky.
That's better.
So why don't you bring it!
Whisky?
What an order you have here!
If you like, I can sort out your books.
How can you treat them like that?!
Sabrina, no! These books
are to be thrown out.
As a matter of fact I don't
know for what you count on?
And for what I could count on?
Exactly.
For what YOU can count on.
Your hands are shaking.
I suspect you've never had
a woman here before. Confess!
Mrs. Harrington doesn't allow it.
It's terrible Georgie!
It's discreditable.
You think so?
You are an awful loser.
No wonder that woman don't want you.
You need something for your column?
Sure, I can use anything!
And if I tell you, that
you are in the same room...
...with someone not so alive.
You don't need to tell me
that. I can see it myself.
How?
Forgive me, but you often
act like somebody dead.
- You gave me whisky without ice.
- Sorry!
To our happiness, Sabrina!
What has to be, will be!
And what has to be?
That I don't know,
but I can foretell you.
I'm a bit psychic about such things.
- Are you cold?
- No!
I mean... It's because of the ice
Cool, isn't it?
- Does it tickle?
- Yes!
But according to your life line...
...You should died a long time ago!
Poor chap.
Probably you'll die soon.
Can I get a kiss before
that, Sabrina? Just one!
It may be... your last.
Take your hands of me or I'll scream!
Calm down!
What the hell was that?
Some break of voltage power perhaps
I'm leaving for home.
Where is the phone?
In the hall.
You want to call the
police or the power station?
The police? I'll call Henry!
You want to complain to him?
Is this you Henry?
I?m at George's.
We're having great fun here.
Georgie, tell Henry what
we just did.
Tell him that we were kissing.
We were kissing.
So bye!
With God, Georgie!
But Sabrina...
You really think, that something
might happen between us?
I would feel with you like
a one on a ten dollar note.
How?
Always having a zero around.
But you told Henry that
you had a great time...
And how!
Dr James Porter.
I'm asking you!
Why did you come here?
I have luck!
So, from the beginning!
Have you ever heard
of a corpse who walks to the door...
...to ring the bell?
Yes or no?
No.
But it means that Dr. Porter
came here alive...
...and now he is...
how is he?
Dead.
- Did Mrs. Harrington kill him?
- No.
- So maybe Sabrina?
- Also no.
- So you killed him!
- Not me either!
Sit down, Georgie!
We have to get breakfast together
Let?s assume, that Dr. Porter was
poisoned by the hoo-hoo cocktail.
And so...?
From the beginning!
Did he prepare this cocktail?
Of course. He wanted all the ingredients.
But why did I kill him?
Because he spoiled your evening.
He was shouting at him,
"You spoiled my whole evening!"
I heardc that also!
So you see yourself!
But I didn't kill him!
He was already dead...
...when he came here.
Think about it Georgie.
You won't avoid the electric chair.
So stop playing games with us.
Be a nice guy!
From the beginning!
Is it normal, that a corpse walks to
the door to ring the bell? Yes or no?
No.
What it is?
Listen Georgie, do you know a certain
Jose Manuel Antonio from San Bonica?
And Mr. Francis Owes from Michiga?
Also don't.
Interesting.
They both bailed you
out, paying $10,000 each.
According to the Bonzanni
laws, you are free.
Go home.
This murder will boost your career.
People are reading your column.
Ah this Georgie, can
anybody understand that?
Maybe he did it so you'll have
something to write about...
...because he loves you so much?
Maybe.
Boss, where is the man who
wanted to place an announcement?
I don't know, he probably left.
Damn!
Georgie, you're here?
I was bailed out.
Anyway you will get to the gallows!
to the chair. An electric chair,
to tell the truth.
You have nerves of steel, old chap.
What have you got there?
"A shadow of death fell on my love,
cold prison bars cooled my head. "
Good Lord, it will be a hit!
You wrote it for me, is it true?
I would never have thought
that you were capable of it.
Are you content that I did it?
Content? I wouldn't say that.
I'd rather say that you are a real man.
So you did it that I can
write about that?
Of course, Sabrina.
It was nothing!
I can even do such things more often!
How you did it?
Oh it's so simple. First I did BING!
And then BANG!
and it was... BONG!
I love him!
He's a real man, isn't he?!
This love...
...won't last long.
I know. He has it written on his palm.
Freddie!
They accused me for a murder!
I read about it in the paper.
Give me that back!
I'm on parole.
They want to hang me! I need your advice
But you will give me it back?
Please, does anybody from
Michiga or San Bonica lives here?
Michiga...
Dr. Porter.
Yes, he's the one I killed.
So what's the matter?
Freddie, you are an expert on
crime novels and all that pulp.
How dare you!
All right, it's an excellent literature...
But you must help me to
find the real murderer.
Ah, yes!
How could it all be arranged?
It could happen like this...
As far as I know, this Porter was
travelling from New Yortec to San Fernando.
So, why did he stop here?
He must notice, that some
party is following him...
Maybe, it was even two parties.
When he came here,
he asked for some pills.
He had a headache.
And later he was in
cafe with some blonde
He didn't need the pills anymore
but she gave him some
Later he left without the woman.
Maybe he get suspicious
and wanted to be rid of her.
Then he went some other place and
someone poisoned him with hoo-hoo cocktail
He probably wanted to
wash down that pill.
When he started to feel pains,
he went for help.
Accidentally he found your
door but it was too late.
You're a genius!
Listen, where do they produce hoo-hoo?
It's easy to check.
I'll send you a man
who is an expert on it.
His name is... Gogo.
You escaped?
Don?t be scared.
I'm here perfectly legally.
You framed me! Very nice of you!
It's because of my playing
on tuba, am I right?
But no no!
I don't care about the tuba!
I hid this!
A lot of strange people were
snooping around here earlier.
But please imagine my luck!
I have new tenants!
In Mr. Bedford's place
- three guys from San Bonica,
...and in Mr. Huse's
- three guys from Michiga.
There is even a pastor among them!
Can you introduce us, Madame?
With pleasure!
This is Mr. Camel, Mr. Jose
Manuel Antonio, from San Bonica.
Thank you very much indeed!
May we talk for a moment?
Ten thousand dollars is no small amount.
I'd like to repay you.
A wallet!
What wallet?
Dr. Porter's wallet.
Yes...
Did you take anything from it?
No, nothing.
Thank you.
Excuse me, more of my new
tenants would like to meet you!
Mr. Francis Owens from Michiga.
How are you?
Good morning!
I'm Francis Owens.
The bail from you...
it was very polite
I'd like to get something
in exchange for it.
Maybe a wallet?
I already got it.
Well, so...
Mr. Camel...
...can you please...
...leave us alone.
With pleasure, gentleman!
I'm Gogo.
Hello!
We can go.
I'm here to show you around some bars.
Ah yes! Freddie sent you?
Pardon gentlemen!
Excuse me, but I have guests.
It looks like...
...they can manage without you.
Let's go!
"What was it yesterday,"
"Elderberry blossoms only once. "
"Bed springs groan. "
"And jazz beats around. "
"What was it yesterday,"
"And today a new one is,"
"Waiter has a sad face,"
"Like a homeless dog. "
"Teeth shine, hands burns,"
"Sex is in the air,"
"No matter from where you are"
"Drink toasts for your ex "
"What was it yesterday"
"We'll sleep till tomorrow,"
"Bed springs groan"
"When they give you ought to take"
If all goes well, we'll tank up a lot.
What is this place called?
Bar...
...Kochba.
Holy Jesus and Mary!
We are only at "K"?!
And they have it? Have they?
Two hoo-hoo cocktails!
We don't have it.
Two whiskeys then.
Maybe for you. But I want
that cocktail... hoo-hoo!
We don't have hoo hoo cocktails, sir.
Then it's no respectable place!
What did you say?
This is no respectable place for me!
Be careful. I don't like such manners.
You would like to get
a hoo-hoo cocktail?
And you know where I can get it?
Of course I know.
I would be very grateful, Madame.
No problem for me. We'll come to it.
"With the FELIX alarm clock, you'll
welcome every day with joy!"
Come here, my squirrel!
Please don't touch me!
And in the night, you
wanted to eat me whole!
Dear miss...
Can you arrange, that
no one will see me here?.
But why?
Yesterday at the bar you
were kissing with everybody.
How much do I owe you?
$60.
That's quite a bit.
Honey, you torn up my clothes,
underwear, bit through a bracelet...
just look!
I think, that you're a little strange!
Good bye!
By honey! Come back any time!
Excuse me...
What?
Still here?
Excuse me, but whose hat is this?
It belongs to a gentleman from Michiga.
He was here day before yesterday.
Did you treat him
with hoo-hoo cocktail?
Yes, but he fell asleep and went away.
What's the matter with you?
So you are the murderess?
What are you talking about, you bastard?
So you are the murderess?
Leave me alone, you bump!
Help! A madman!
Next time don't try to offend me!
Police!
A deviant! He attacked me!
He's a madman!
You shouldn't, Georgie! you were
bailed out, what are you doing?
She's a murderess, she poisons
people with hoo-hoo cocktails!
Yesterday you wanted to drink it!
Exactly! He alone drank half a liter!
I was poisoned!
As I told you! Don't stimulate
your stomach and don't leave home.
First advice is from a doctor,
the second from a policeman.
So much the worse, Mr. Camel!
You murder people,
wander through the night...
...and worst of all,
you bring women here!
I told you that I'm not
here for a social visit...
...but to do an interview.
Interview?
What's the matter with you?
I feel... sick.
Can I help you, reverend father?
Praise the lord My son,
and lord will help you.
You have guilty conscience. I thought
that maybe you want to confide?
Me? But why?
Didn't you steal something
from a certain wallet?
Confess, and you will feel better.
A reverend father wants
the best for you, Georgie.
If you stole something,
confess and you'll feel better.
But I didn't steal anything.
Ok. As you wish.
Reverend father, please
at least bless him.
So, you didn't steal?
Georgie!
It was a woman!
Are you joking?!
They come here in disguise,
so Mrs. Harrington...
You think so?
Perhaps because, they
write about me so much.
Kiss me!
Don't look!
Do you like me like this?
Or this?
Do you hear that music?
Come to me honey!
Forgive me, but I'm not in good shape.
But I... Last night...
...I was thinking about us, very long...
Take shower.
Yes, in a moment.
"SPRINGTOWN" spring will
strengthen your life-force!
Have you ever heard about a
corpse, who comes to take a shower?
- No never.
- Exactly!
Please gentlemen understand that...
From the beginning!
Sabrina, please tell exactly
what you saw, and only this!
I saw George wielding a
knife, leaning over the man...
...lying on the ground.
With a hole in his back.
Why is he doing this? Tell me why?!
If you'd like to know,
he's doing it for me.
...so I have something to write about.
Don't listen to her!
I know why he is doing this!
First he drove away my tenants
playing on his tuba...
...and now he starts to murder them!
No! He's doing it to help me!
No! He's doing it to destroy me!
Mr. Camel! We came here to save you.
Where is the check?
I don't know.
Where did you hide it?
I don't know anything!
He's no go do us dead!
Ok...
Let?s take a break.
You took a check for a million
dollars from Dr. Porter's wallet.
And you think that you can
keep it to yourself? Is this so?
No.
We will give you two hours to think it over.
Then we will be back here...
...and will kill you.
Where did you get those knives?
I have an knife storehouse in Michiga.
See you in two hours!
I didn't want to wake you up.
Where have you put that check?
Nowhere.
That means...
...that you have it here.
I'm very pleased to hear that.
But I don't have any check,
and I have to go out now.
Where to?
To jail... good bye!
There's no need to hurry.
You dropped a bullet.
If you move from here...
It will be your end!
So you don't know where the check is?
That's good.
See you!
Bye.
You escaped from prison!
Is that so, Mr. Camel?
You murder even the dead!
You should be ashamed!
I will call the police!
Yes. Please call them.
Police? Inspector Brooks?
I'd like to tell you, that Mr. Camel...
Yes exactly... Yes, thank you!
They'll be here in half a
minute, better prepare yourself!
Thank you, you are very kind.
By any chance,
did you take anything...
...from the wallet
that you returned to me?
How dare you?!
Poor fellow!
If you know, how our civilization goes
downhill because of people like him...
Here comes the arm of
justice! Open the door!
And I tell you that..
How can you do it to me!
On everybody?s eyes!
Good morning!
This is Mr. Sheridan from headquarters.
He came here because
the scale of your crimes...
...exceeded the borders of our district.
I'm very pleased to hear that...
Do you know any facts, that can
explain the motives of our criminal?
Mr. Camel systematically
murders my tenants.
Did they cause any trouble to you?
Play loud, make noise for example?
It was he who played the tuba!
And they come here
trying to prohibit it?
No, no, they came here already dead,
before I even start to play.
And can you tell me, how it is arranged?
It's very simple!
As soon as I open the
door a corpse falls out.
So you claim, that you only open
the door and the corpses fall out...
And how were you clothed
when the first corpse appeared?
In a blazer.
Please put it on.
Why?
Deconstruction of the events
must be very accurate
And please don't interrupt me, or
I'll throw away this job and go home!
I'm on my last nerve!
Excuse me, on that day I was wearing a white
underpants, should I wear them now also?
Of course.
Excuse me.
I keep the blazer here.
Unbelievable!
Just as I told you.
Anytime I open the door... Pow!
Unbelievable!
It's a tenant?
Yes.
Please continue.
All right, I keep underwear here.
My god, another one!
Tenants.
A corn?
Miniver.
Heavy melancholy,
he drank himself with compote!
Peritonitis?
- Ham.
- Ham.
Colic in childhood...
...later sexually exploited
by a nun, by the forest spring.
A female?
A pie.
Do you prefer to commit murders in the
evening, or rather on empty stomach?
I don't murder at all.
And you don't like blood?
Goose blood for example?
Not quite.
Thank you, it's enough.
Attention!
Thank you.
So what?
This man doesn't commit murders alone.
There is at least...
... seventeen of them.
That's too much!
And he constantly
talks about some check.
Is this a serious symptom?
It's obvious.
For a "corn" he replied with "Miniver".
It can signify...
... mumps...
...or... a check.
He doesn't have mumps.
Thank you, sir!
Good bye!
There are more of them.
Sit down and write.
Telegram to New Yortec.
Send the reinforcements, stop.
Act discretely and cautious, stop.
Come in!
In the last victim's pocket
there was a telegram...
...Are you interested?
Everything interests me!
Send the reinforcements, stop.
Act discretely and cautious, stop.
Blow! What can be there!
"When the white birches sang... "
I bet it was Mrs. Harrington
who maliciously hide them!
Nothing!
Why do you insist that you have
a check, when it's nothing here?
Because the tenants keep saying
so. And they beat me because of it.
What would you like to suggest?
Everybody, who supposedly beat you,
stand now before our Lord's court.
From your warrant!
Let?s go, we are wasting time.
Please check over there.
Gentleman, if that
check won't be there...
A corpse.
Yes, what else did you expect?
Every time I open the
door, a corpse appears.
Does this suffice you,
or is it not enough yet?
Still hot.
Search him! Damned! I'll solve it!
He has a telegram in his
pocket, are you interested?
Of course!
Send the reinforcements, stop.
Act cautiously and discretely, stop.
I can't stand it!
I can?t stand it, what
the hell is going on there!
- His ancestors were...
- Italians.
Yes, Italian!
So you say, that every
time you open the door...
Please open. Now!
Please open them!
Mr. Fernandez!
My next to last tenant.
He will murder them all!
She's alive.
Only that poor pastor upstairs left.
Please don't be scared.
Our reinforcements will come here soon.
Call the guards to take the body away.
What a shame! Everybody
thinks, that we got murderer.
And meanwhile he's playing with us.
The corpses fall like rain.
He is innocent. Let him go.
I said, "Let him go"!
There's no way. This is his place.
So take him away... and he'll
escape us, is that clear?
That's no avail to you.
He will remain a murderer
in people?s eyes.
He will be our bait.
And the true murderer
will do... do what?
He will become careless!
Let?s go!
Yes, sir! Let's go!
He needs to be prosecuted fast.
He's no man he's a beast!
As far as he won't escape us.
And he will escape.
Idiot!
Good Bye!
Here's your towel!
So the reverend will leave us too?
I don't feel safe here.
Police! We'd like to
search Mr. Camel's room.
Police were already here,
and they found nothing.
Better for us, we must find it!
Where were they?
There.
How can my nerves stand all of this?!
Don't exaggerate!
- Kate is here.
- Stop!
Here we are, Kate!
Let?s move from here.
The bunch from San Bonica is here.
So we take care of them!
It's not necessary, I've got the check!
So let's move back to Michiga.
Not so fast.
Police reinforcements are on the way.
Looks like whole town
is already blocked.
We must wait through. Get in!
Freddie, haven?t you seen
a group of people here?
We are waiting for
detectives from headquarters.
So far no.
When they'll arrive, be kind
to them, so they won't complain.
You have a visitor.
Can I help you, reverend?
A room please.
When will the father leave?
In the morning, after the sermon.
It's them, from headquarters.
Rooms?
You don't need to fill in the
papers, we know who you are.
Quiet!
- We will make a shootout.
- But only after I sneeze.
We are waiting for
you. Inspector Brooks!
You prepared a good trap for us.
But we will get out.
I don't doubt it!
Try not to bring attention.
A music band! Great idea!
This Camel is innocent.
It looks like it's a gangster's job.
Never fear, we will help you.
We are not as stupid as you
think about us at headquarters.
Of course!
What now?
Wait till he sneezes!
Just as he said.
What a draught!
Better not to sneeze...
Shady people meet in "Bar Kochba".
You'll go inside.
I'll arrange it with the owner.
Let?s go, it's dangerous here.
We'll take your instruments.
Where?
Where?
To "Kochba" bar of course.
No!
Leave it!
He thinks that we are
detectives from headquarters.
We're in luck!
We have to play this comedy to the end.
You don't need to play to the end.
They close at midnight!
You can get to your work.
Do we have to return our weapons?
What weapons?
You can't go unarmed.
What a fool I am!
You are not on vacation!
Exactly!
All right, we deliver weapons to the bar.
Let them have them. On my responsibility.
Thank you!
I'd like to add that I will
be with you! All evening.
Our singer.
Ah, a singer!
Well well! You prepared
yourself marvelously!
See you this evening!
What a mess!
I never played anything.
It's not a safe game.
Where to hide the check?
Maybe give it to the bank?
Idiot!
Briefs "APOLLO"!
Briefs for a cosmic age man!
They are stretchy, tight
fitting, but not constrictive.
A model free of charge.
If you try them on you can get
three pairs for the price of one!
Interesting offer.
Please try them on.
In my opinion he is
"The Leopard from Springtown".
People call him
"The Beast from Springtown".
No!
Yes it's him! and he escaped again! I called the
police, but it looks that they don't care.
Oh, really!
Oh... and where is Mr. Camel?
I feel excellent, just wonderful.
Please treat me like a regular customer.
I'll take further cooperation with joy.
See you!
- Sabrina!
- What does it mean?
What was that cooperation?
Georgie, confess!
It's not about feeling,
but about... business.
How can you be so cynical?
They are guilty of depraving you.
Every time I come here,
my path crosses with another woman
- Is that my fault?
- No, please, please!
- Do you know why I came?
- No.
I'd like to write about you, you know?
About your childhood.
I need a photograph.
Here you are!
- But you must return it!
- Of course.
Wait Sabrina. What are
you doing this evening?
Maybe we could go somewhere?
Are you joking?
They'll arrest you immediately!
So what?
Georgie, aren't you afraid?
"The Leopard from Springtown"
scared? C'mon!
Do with me, what you please!
You'll forget about
all the others you see.
At last, a moment of peace and joy!
At last!
My bottle with polish paste broke...
...yes gentleman, a tough task awaits you.
Do you have a place to stay?
The hotel is full up.
Doesn't matter, Brooks certainly has
found a respectable place for you.
Brooks! Brooks!
Where is that man?
Damn! How I can work
in such conditions?!
"White leg on the tablecloth
struggle like in a trap,"
"Yesterday a wine spilled
out near a locker room. "
"Cold wave from the west
sometimes wash a chair,"
"A chair jumps on a shore and
shout on us in a low voice. "
Damned! How could they
engage such crap artists!
Please don't pay attention,
just follow the beat!
Splendid, isn't it? You
understand, New Yortec!
A kind of a new wave!
Yes, very original.
And with interesting lyrics.
- I don't know what they are up to?
- They always stand in our way.
Maybe we should settle scores with them?
Yes, gentleman?
Bottle of whisky!
My God! "The Beast from Springtown"!
He can't do anything here,
too many people.
The whole police force is looking for
him, and he sits at the bar.
His courage impresses me.
Georgie Camel is here.
Shouldn't you arrest him?
Don't worry, a lot of police
are here. Nothing can happen.
"When somebody walks away, there is
always full of misunderstandings,"
"Look He walks away!
What will happen next?"
"We will escape through the kitchen,
there should be less of them there. "
"When we'll finish playing. "
"And if he comes back?
If he comes back?"
"We must play on!"
Nice to see you, Mr. Camel!
Would you like to order
hoo-hoo, just like last time?
You come here often?
Not today thank you!
A soup... ragu-royal,
- ... with dumplings.
- An excellent choice sir.
Do you enjoy the music?
It's terrible. They deserve to be shot.
It won't happen again! I'm so sorry!
He is afraid of you, you see?
You are smoking?
I try to.
It's ready.
Yes, gentleman?
From the audience for the artists.
A present from our guests.
You see! We don't play that badly.
What's the matter?
I'll be back in a moment.
What is happening to you?
Enough, it was third!
Greetings. My regards Madame!
Oh! Mr. Gogo! Please come
to my place, at 3PM.
My respect!
He is afraid of you, too.
He recognized "The Leopard from
Springtown" and is scared.
Excuse me, be back in a minute.
Maybe a cigarette?
Ladies and gentleman!
A serial murderer, Mr. Camel, just
killed three members of the band.
He wasn't pleased
with their performance.
It was doing of San Bonica bunch.
We foolishly lost a
three men. Let's finish.
For the fear of God, Georgie!
You should stop this!
You're right, I don't feel good about it.
Please promise me,
that it was last time.
I promise, Sabrina. I promise.
You can slap people, but not kill.
I can't keep pace with writing about it.
There's not enough space in my column.
Enough of this murders, honey.
If you don't need your eyes,
my friend can buy them back.
Do you remember what you promised me?
Slap him in the face, but don't kill
him. Maybe he has a wife and children!
As you wish, Sabrina.
You! Just you wait!
I'll give you a beating!
Are you crazy?
He can still be some use to us!
Leave me! I must repay him!
Tomorrow I'll take the check
and we'll leave from here.
Let?s move.
But why?
I said let?s move!
Whenever you need to commit next murder...
...please visit, us we'll
always find a victim for you.
I ordered soup with dumplings!
Looks like the cook misunderstood.
Please don't trouble yourself...
...I'll shoot him personally.
You'll see, what is a
disciplinary proceeding!
You don't recognize a
criminal from a gangster!
If I...
Cover all exits! Immediately!
Quickly! Get away!
And you to Mrs. Harrington's place!
You will follow Mr. Camel's
every move. Is that clear?!
Take a walkie talkie.
You will be "Towel",
and I'll be "Soap".
Where there is Mr. Camel, corpses are also.
You should have warned me
of this fact earlier!
"Don't be a coward," Lady Macbeth
said to her husband...
...Strangle him or put
a knife under his ribs.
Just like Sammy Larry.
And all will be over!
Macbeth finely polished his Browning.
And in the evening, when he walked in
to order a beer..
... he walked up to Duncan and said:
"Hands up, you scum!"
And he started to shoot at him.
Shot at him like on the shooting range.
Only at night, after that murder,
Macbeth couldn't fall asleep.
All the time, he has in front of his eyes,
a picture of the dead man and pouring blood.
And he promised to himself,
that he won't kill again.
That next time he will just
hire somebody. That next time...
End... for today.
All right, go home. Quickly!
He knows his stuff, doesn't he?
Hey man! Just think about it! A teacher,
pursued by police! That's a real thing!
This time was better, Mr. Director?
Very unorthodox approach I would say.
Yes, I think this time
you got their attention.
I try.
It's sad Georgie, that the gallows were
needed to make an educator from you!
Excuse me, a hat!
Isn't he sweet?
Please look at him.
Hey boss, where is that man,
who wanted to put in an announcement?
I don't know. He was waiting
but perhaps went away.
Good Lord! And I hurried
here from the third floor!
But he already...
...has a lust in his eyes... bloodlust.
Excuse me.
Can I kill here... I mean to announth...
What did you say?
I'd like to announth an announthments.
I'm looking for my jaw.
An announcement? A jaw?
I'll call somebody.
Look at this!
Maybe this one will be good?
Hey mith! You dropped thum paper.
Henry, have you ever seen a
check for a million dollars?
Do you wanted to put in an announcement?
Please come with me.
- Not any longer!
- Please come with me!
But I don't want to!
I expect a certain gentleman.
His name is Gogo.
And does this man know,
what to expect from you?
It's undoubtedly him.
- I'm looking for Mr. Camel.
- This way please.
I'm Harold Eatlay. A publisher.
I'd like to publish your work.
Seriously?!
Please sit down!
Do you know my work?
No. Why should I?
The most important thing is
the people knows you
"A Serial Killer Poet".
It has to be a bestseller.
Lovely books.
Do you have any family albums?
Pictures from childhood, with
friends and so on. People love such things.
Excuse me.
- Yes. "
- Sabrina speaking.
Hi Sabrina!
"Can I come over?"
Of course!
"No other women this time!"
Mr. Eatlay, a publisher, is here.
"He wants to publish your poetry?"
Yes, he wants to publish my work.
- So come here!
- "I'm coming!"
Excuse me. you just
asked me about something...
About family album. A siblings,
relatives... people are waiting for it.
But you know they
weren't photogenic people...
...especially Uncle Carl...
It doesn't matter. I'd
like to see that album.
It was one with green cover, here!
Mr. Publisher.
If you need anything, don't be embarrassed.
Everything is okay.
Please don't tell anybody
about us. It's a secret.
"Towel" here! "Towel" here!
That old man is still downstairs.
What now?
Attention! Sabrina is coming.
Sabrina just arrived.
What do we have to do?
"Soap" here! "Soap" here!
Just observe. Don't do
anything without my orders!
We have to wait, till "Soap" says otherwise.
Mr. Eatlay!
Damn!
Damn!
"I have an appointment with Mr. Camel. "
"Mr. Camel has a
visitor at the moment. "
Damn!
Hi, Sabrina!
- Where is...?
- Who?
Well, the... publisher.
Ah, he... he left?
We quickly reached an agreement.
And this case? And this stick?
Have you killed him?
This man wanted to help
you, and you killed him!
Where did you hide the body?
And you promised me...
...that you're finish with it!
You still don't have enough?
You savor the taste of blood,
and now you just can't stop.
Where is he, Georgie?
Calm down!
Here he is!
Give me the key!
The keys got lost.
- Give me that key!
- I won't.
"Towel" here!
A group of men approach!
What do they look like?
Boss! He wants to know
what they look like!
Rather strange.
Rather strange. Should we intervene?
Not Yet. "Soap", over!
"Towel" over!
I'll bring a new ones,
just wait a minute!
Georgie, you must choose!
Either corpses or me!
No no Honey. You must choose.
Of course you, Sabrina!
What advantage would
I have with corpses?!
In that case give me that key.
Don't be angry, but I won't give it to you.
Mr. Camel, I have a towels there.
You can't enter there.
You really can't enter there.
We have a dead publisher there.
It must be Mr. Gogo!
Georgie, give me this key,
or it is the end of us!
Okay, but under one condition...
...that you'll forgive me.
Are you Mr. Gogo?
We all are Gogo!
Give me that check!
What'th that? Catch.
The check, I thed!
He wants your check.
Give me back the theck, or you'll die!
One!
Destroy it!
Two!
What does it mean!
Nothing.
He ate it.
Get them!
Leave me! No, not to the corpse!
Sabrina you will forgive me, right?
No, I don't want with the corpse!
You rag!
Will you leave him alone at last?
We will throw out this check
from you. You should know!
Yes girl! Beethoven, is not
Strauss. He is much heavier!
Are you called Gogo too?
Yes. We all are called Gogo.
I never thought, that
it was such a popular name!
will you return it?
I'll throw out this check from you!
Check!
Get out, or we'll thoot you into peethes!
And what does that mean:
"thoot you into peethes"?
Don't you mock him!
Thank you!
Where is the check?
Here! I swallowed it.
The only possibility... an operation.
We will share...
...fifty-fifty.
Don't mock with him!
He doesn't mock me.
All right! Fifty-fifty.
Is there any doctor
present here, gentleman?
Excuse me. I'm... a veterinary surgeon.
That should work. The cow has
four stomachs. He only has one.
But I don't know how to sew.
He cannot sew!
It's all right. I'm a
certified tailor from Vienna
Where is the sewing machine?
In the kitchen.
One towel over here!
One towel over here!
I'll lend you mine.
Take this hag away,
or I'll quit this job.
Don't disturb him. Please go
downstairs and don't bother yourself.
Calling "Soap"! Come in "Soap"!
And now "Soap" again?!
Gentleman! You can't
wash yourself so often
It's not a duty; it's a kind of cabaret!
Hey boss, if you'd
like to buy a guitar...
Madame, we will need a hydrogen
peroxide, ammonia and iodine.
Are you preparing a new cocktail?
And also a needle, a
thimble, a hammer and a razor.
And a bowl for blood.
I mean, a bowl for salad.
And a pen-thil!
We have a pencil.
But it's not a copy pen-thil!
The most important is,
you don't need a towel.
I have one more, but where it is?
A million dollars is somewhere here.
It's not a stomach, but a paunch.
Excuse me, but all this
is called a stomach.
This part is called stomach.
That other is called a back.
Are you thure that you pathed all examth?
Yes. via a correspondence course.
From what distance?
Brazil to New Zealand.
Looks like a big distance!
I'll make the cut this way.
Hold him!
It's almost a meter.
Who will sew it up after?
Maybe like this.
Looks all right!
Mr. Camel! There should be one
more towel in your rooms.
We are extra police reinforcements.
It's here!
Help me, Mrs. Harrington!
I think that he doesn't agree.
And who would agree?!
You are right, we are
living in terrible times!
Narcothith, or we won't thucktheed! Quickly!
Looks like something
is happening downstairs?
Hey boss, maybe we should
go there and take a look?
Keep calm, boys!
"Soap" over!
Understood! "Towel" over!
I have here one more, but it's
a bit salivated on by Mr. Camel.
You don't mind?
I think sometimes, that a murder
is not necessarily immoral.
They said that murderers
are just normal people.
I'm Gogo! Madame, Mr. Camel invited me.
Everyone says that.
There are too many of you.
Out of my way, Madame!
"The Beast from Springtown"
invited me here.
All Gogos downstairs!
And all towels upstairs!
"Towel over"!
What did I hear?
All madmen here!
"Soap"? "Towel"? Police!
Have you ever heard
about sterile conditions?
Trollop!
Who are you speaking to?
Enough of that!
What's that?
Mr. Camel!
Why is he lying and sleeping?
Don't move him!
He is our-th, not your-th!
Police!
Damned soap!
Chase them!
After them! Quickly!
Get me a car immediately
or I'll kill you!
Faster!
Why? The cops don't have a car.
Police are not a problem.
We don't need to share with
the other bunch, do we?!
Since we have...
Faster!
faster!
They want take him away with our check!
What a mess!
Hey! What a lovely jaw!
And they thot me!
If cigarettes then only "MORITURI"!
A cigarettes for your health,
without smoke and smell!
Silence!
Congratulation Georgie! All alone
against two gangs! Fantastic!
Revelation!
Didn't I say: Where
he is the corpses are, too!
We should have realized that
much earlier!
It's an unparalleled
event in criminal history...
...that a civilian achieved such things!
Really a sensation!
The only pity, that the boss
of one bunch, Drexler, escaped.
And where is the check?
I have it!
Here you are!
Excuse me, gentleman!
Nineteenth!
Feel the pain?
Take...
..."HARMOL"
Two thousand dollars for
your memories, all right?
Okay, but I'll start from the point
when you turned down my work.
Gentleman! You can
wash now if you please.
Here! I borrowed them from neighbors.
Excuse me!
It was real genius with this check!
Where did you hide it?
That's confidential.
Use only OZAMEX foam!
Buy only foam...
..."OZAMEX"!
It's for this publisher!
Tenant.
Katy Drexler, leader of the gang.
Take her away!
A wonderful achievement of genius!
Today I'll propose a self-
liquidation of entire police force.
Since you are in Boznania,
we are not longer needed
Forgive me, Georgie!
I never guessed, that it was a subtle
plan, to eliminate those two gangs.
Are you angry at me?
Georgie, when I'm in love I'm jealous
Do you hear the violins?
Don't cry.
I won't.
The foam stings my eyes.
Hip-hip-hurray!
What's going on there kids?
Calm down! Goodman! Jerry!
Shut up.
I'll show you!
You understand anything from that?
Murderer or detective who cares?
What's important is that
you are no ordinary man.
Because you aren't?
Me? Of course not!
Do you hear the violins?
"and they live long and happily"
I have to... just for a moment...
Please take it with you.
To be continued.
AKA A Corpse in Every Wardrobe
Here we are at last!
Please make sure you have the check.
Please button yourself up.
Please sit by the window
and I'll stay near the door.
Or maybe no...
No...
Please stay here and I'll sit there.
You are here to care about my safety...
...not to play on my nerves
Easy, I know my job.
Are you going to sleep?
I have an headache.
Here. Have a look at this.
We must hurry,
...so the other gang won't
get the check ahead of us.
No worries, Boss!
I'll take care of them!
We started first and
so we will finish, Boss
How it is? You're on duty here?
- But I'm on duty here!
- No I'm on duty!
but I have work shifts here until
the 13-th of the month. It's clearly written here!
Tickets please!
The Check!
Tough Luck! The check will be ours!
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!
One! Two!
Why, then, 'tis time to do it.
Who will tell us... Why
Lady Macbeth says that?
Maybe... Maybe You, Jerry!
Well, so...
Why Lady Macbeth is saying in her
dream: "Out, damned spot, out I say!"
Maybe she thought that she
has a stain on her dress...
...and she have to carry it to laundry.
No, wrong, sit down!
In those times laundries
were not so common.
So what's the matter
with this stain, Goodman?
It had to be a grease stain.
Otherwise she won't care so much.
Of course not! It's about
a bloody stain! Bloodstain!
It's him!
The thief!
Did You steal a parcel of "Devilish
Panther" from Mrs. Clark's shop?
- Yes.
- Answer in full sentence, Goodman!
Yes, Mr. Director.
How could You do a such thing!
It was very simple.
I waited till Mrs. Clark was alone...
That?s how Black Fred usually works.
Then I throw a bag over her
head, just like Big Lander.
and then I took the parcel, and locked
her up, so she couldn't pursue after me.
Just like Barry Brand did
in "Sinister Partridge".
What does it mean? Silence!
You did well, Goodman.
Exactly for a unsatisfactory
note from behavior!
Agreed Mr. director, I always play fair.
Why steal something like that, Goodman?!
Why didn't you steal a
Shakespeare or Petrarch?
What have you done with this stuff?
I burned it, such things
are dangerous, you know.
I stole them, so no one can read them.
Well, he's a good boy. Believe me.
He had good intensions.
You're making a laughing
stock of yourself.
A porter's wife enjoys
more respect than you!
You think so?
Well... kitty?
So you were playing
basketball yesterday?
I only thought that...
Next time don't think at all!
From now I will do what I want!
I'll date the first man
who walks through the door.
Ok I'll try but I don't know...
I hope that you understand me.
- Boss...
- Georgie, your stories are beautiful...
...but when I read them...
...I fall asleep.
Literally!
And I want to cry.
And when I see those cartoons
of yours, I'd like to...
...beat the shit of somebody!
There's nothing to laugh at it, Sabrina.
Come with me to my office.
Why?
Because the pot is
calling the kettle black.
Georgie!
What are you doing this evening?
I'd like to practice the tuba.
It can wait.
What would you say if we
spent this evening... together?
We could listen to some music...
...drink...
...and so on.
That's not fair.
You said that you'd date the
first man, not the last loser.
Losing your temper?
So, 8 o'clock, okay?
Okay!
Is that you, Mrs. Harrington?
Was I annoying you?
Not as far I'm concerned, Mr. Camel!
But Mr. Huse broke his
lease because of you.
Damn!
First the Bedfords, and now Mr. Huse!
Do you want to ruin me?
No, it's impossible!
Certainly! Ruin me!
Do you have yeast,
peppermint and formic acid?
Excuse me?
I'd like to prepare
a "hoo-hoo" cocktail.
I found the recipe in the newspaper.
But what for?
My friend's coming to visit.
and I care about making
a right impression.
Is this friend... a lady?
Charlie, a lady?!
I won't allow women here!
Yes I know! Back to the cocktail...
So what is needed?
Some rum, a bit of egg yolk...
...yeast, peppermint...
...cayenne pepper,... and formic acid.
Oh my God!
Sir!
What are you doing?
Please stand up!
I'm expecting a special guest!
You can't lie just like that!
Jesus Maria!
Mrs. Harrington!
I can't now!
Excuse me!
May I?
No!
I have ingredients for the cocktail!
Are you there?
Mr. Camel!
Please come in, Mrs. Harrington!
You went to bed, Mr. Camel?
It's nothing!
It's just insignificant jungle fever.
It will pass soon!
Jungle fever? I didn't know
that you have jungle fever.
And where is Mr. Charlie?
Who? Oh, yes, that...
He's in the bathroom. Washing his legs.
Legs?
Mr. Camel, I know where this gentleman
is and you should be ashamed of yourself!
I must leave now!
I don't feel good here.
You can't imagine how
glad I am that you're here!
You look a bit frightened.
Is something wrong?
No, no!
You see, I'm a bit absent-minded.
It's from the delight of seeing you.
Please sit down!
What do we have to drink?
A hoo-hoo cocktail.
Oh, you took the recipe from our paper?
Don't you have anything else?
Whisky.
That's better.
So why don't you bring it!
Whisky?
What an order you have here!
If you like, I can sort out your books.
How can you treat them like that?!
Sabrina, no! These books
are to be thrown out.
As a matter of fact I don't
know for what you count on?
And for what I could count on?
Exactly.
For what YOU can count on.
Your hands are shaking.
I suspect you've never had
a woman here before. Confess!
Mrs. Harrington doesn't allow it.
It's terrible Georgie!
It's discreditable.
You think so?
You are an awful loser.
No wonder that woman don't want you.
You need something for your column?
Sure, I can use anything!
And if I tell you, that
you are in the same room...
...with someone not so alive.
You don't need to tell me
that. I can see it myself.
How?
Forgive me, but you often
act like somebody dead.
- You gave me whisky without ice.
- Sorry!
To our happiness, Sabrina!
What has to be, will be!
And what has to be?
That I don't know,
but I can foretell you.
I'm a bit psychic about such things.
- Are you cold?
- No!
I mean... It's because of the ice
Cool, isn't it?
- Does it tickle?
- Yes!
But according to your life line...
...You should died a long time ago!
Poor chap.
Probably you'll die soon.
Can I get a kiss before
that, Sabrina? Just one!
It may be... your last.
Take your hands of me or I'll scream!
Calm down!
What the hell was that?
Some break of voltage power perhaps
I'm leaving for home.
Where is the phone?
In the hall.
You want to call the
police or the power station?
The police? I'll call Henry!
You want to complain to him?
Is this you Henry?
I?m at George's.
We're having great fun here.
Georgie, tell Henry what
we just did.
Tell him that we were kissing.
We were kissing.
So bye!
With God, Georgie!
But Sabrina...
You really think, that something
might happen between us?
I would feel with you like
a one on a ten dollar note.
How?
Always having a zero around.
But you told Henry that
you had a great time...
And how!
Dr James Porter.
I'm asking you!
Why did you come here?
I have luck!
So, from the beginning!
Have you ever heard
of a corpse who walks to the door...
...to ring the bell?
Yes or no?
No.
But it means that Dr. Porter
came here alive...
...and now he is...
how is he?
Dead.
- Did Mrs. Harrington kill him?
- No.
- So maybe Sabrina?
- Also no.
- So you killed him!
- Not me either!
Sit down, Georgie!
We have to get breakfast together
Let?s assume, that Dr. Porter was
poisoned by the hoo-hoo cocktail.
And so...?
From the beginning!
Did he prepare this cocktail?
Of course. He wanted all the ingredients.
But why did I kill him?
Because he spoiled your evening.
He was shouting at him,
"You spoiled my whole evening!"
I heardc that also!
So you see yourself!
But I didn't kill him!
He was already dead...
...when he came here.
Think about it Georgie.
You won't avoid the electric chair.
So stop playing games with us.
Be a nice guy!
From the beginning!
Is it normal, that a corpse walks to
the door to ring the bell? Yes or no?
No.
What it is?
Listen Georgie, do you know a certain
Jose Manuel Antonio from San Bonica?
And Mr. Francis Owes from Michiga?
Also don't.
Interesting.
They both bailed you
out, paying $10,000 each.
According to the Bonzanni
laws, you are free.
Go home.
This murder will boost your career.
People are reading your column.
Ah this Georgie, can
anybody understand that?
Maybe he did it so you'll have
something to write about...
...because he loves you so much?
Maybe.
Boss, where is the man who
wanted to place an announcement?
I don't know, he probably left.
Damn!
Georgie, you're here?
I was bailed out.
Anyway you will get to the gallows!
to the chair. An electric chair,
to tell the truth.
You have nerves of steel, old chap.
What have you got there?
"A shadow of death fell on my love,
cold prison bars cooled my head. "
Good Lord, it will be a hit!
You wrote it for me, is it true?
I would never have thought
that you were capable of it.
Are you content that I did it?
Content? I wouldn't say that.
I'd rather say that you are a real man.
So you did it that I can
write about that?
Of course, Sabrina.
It was nothing!
I can even do such things more often!
How you did it?
Oh it's so simple. First I did BING!
And then BANG!
and it was... BONG!
I love him!
He's a real man, isn't he?!
This love...
...won't last long.
I know. He has it written on his palm.
Freddie!
They accused me for a murder!
I read about it in the paper.
Give me that back!
I'm on parole.
They want to hang me! I need your advice
But you will give me it back?
Please, does anybody from
Michiga or San Bonica lives here?
Michiga...
Dr. Porter.
Yes, he's the one I killed.
So what's the matter?
Freddie, you are an expert on
crime novels and all that pulp.
How dare you!
All right, it's an excellent literature...
But you must help me to
find the real murderer.
Ah, yes!
How could it all be arranged?
It could happen like this...
As far as I know, this Porter was
travelling from New Yortec to San Fernando.
So, why did he stop here?
He must notice, that some
party is following him...
Maybe, it was even two parties.
When he came here,
he asked for some pills.
He had a headache.
And later he was in
cafe with some blonde
He didn't need the pills anymore
but she gave him some
Later he left without the woman.
Maybe he get suspicious
and wanted to be rid of her.
Then he went some other place and
someone poisoned him with hoo-hoo cocktail
He probably wanted to
wash down that pill.
When he started to feel pains,
he went for help.
Accidentally he found your
door but it was too late.
You're a genius!
Listen, where do they produce hoo-hoo?
It's easy to check.
I'll send you a man
who is an expert on it.
His name is... Gogo.
You escaped?
Don?t be scared.
I'm here perfectly legally.
You framed me! Very nice of you!
It's because of my playing
on tuba, am I right?
But no no!
I don't care about the tuba!
I hid this!
A lot of strange people were
snooping around here earlier.
But please imagine my luck!
I have new tenants!
In Mr. Bedford's place
- three guys from San Bonica,
...and in Mr. Huse's
- three guys from Michiga.
There is even a pastor among them!
Can you introduce us, Madame?
With pleasure!
This is Mr. Camel, Mr. Jose
Manuel Antonio, from San Bonica.
Thank you very much indeed!
May we talk for a moment?
Ten thousand dollars is no small amount.
I'd like to repay you.
A wallet!
What wallet?
Dr. Porter's wallet.
Yes...
Did you take anything from it?
No, nothing.
Thank you.
Excuse me, more of my new
tenants would like to meet you!
Mr. Francis Owens from Michiga.
How are you?
Good morning!
I'm Francis Owens.
The bail from you...
it was very polite
I'd like to get something
in exchange for it.
Maybe a wallet?
I already got it.
Well, so...
Mr. Camel...
...can you please...
...leave us alone.
With pleasure, gentleman!
I'm Gogo.
Hello!
We can go.
I'm here to show you around some bars.
Ah yes! Freddie sent you?
Pardon gentlemen!
Excuse me, but I have guests.
It looks like...
...they can manage without you.
Let's go!
"What was it yesterday,"
"Elderberry blossoms only once. "
"Bed springs groan. "
"And jazz beats around. "
"What was it yesterday,"
"And today a new one is,"
"Waiter has a sad face,"
"Like a homeless dog. "
"Teeth shine, hands burns,"
"Sex is in the air,"
"No matter from where you are"
"Drink toasts for your ex "
"What was it yesterday"
"We'll sleep till tomorrow,"
"Bed springs groan"
"When they give you ought to take"
If all goes well, we'll tank up a lot.
What is this place called?
Bar...
...Kochba.
Holy Jesus and Mary!
We are only at "K"?!
And they have it? Have they?
Two hoo-hoo cocktails!
We don't have it.
Two whiskeys then.
Maybe for you. But I want
that cocktail... hoo-hoo!
We don't have hoo hoo cocktails, sir.
Then it's no respectable place!
What did you say?
This is no respectable place for me!
Be careful. I don't like such manners.
You would like to get
a hoo-hoo cocktail?
And you know where I can get it?
Of course I know.
I would be very grateful, Madame.
No problem for me. We'll come to it.
"With the FELIX alarm clock, you'll
welcome every day with joy!"
Come here, my squirrel!
Please don't touch me!
And in the night, you
wanted to eat me whole!
Dear miss...
Can you arrange, that
no one will see me here?.
But why?
Yesterday at the bar you
were kissing with everybody.
How much do I owe you?
$60.
That's quite a bit.
Honey, you torn up my clothes,
underwear, bit through a bracelet...
just look!
I think, that you're a little strange!
Good bye!
By honey! Come back any time!
Excuse me...
What?
Still here?
Excuse me, but whose hat is this?
It belongs to a gentleman from Michiga.
He was here day before yesterday.
Did you treat him
with hoo-hoo cocktail?
Yes, but he fell asleep and went away.
What's the matter with you?
So you are the murderess?
What are you talking about, you bastard?
So you are the murderess?
Leave me alone, you bump!
Help! A madman!
Next time don't try to offend me!
Police!
A deviant! He attacked me!
He's a madman!
You shouldn't, Georgie! you were
bailed out, what are you doing?
She's a murderess, she poisons
people with hoo-hoo cocktails!
Yesterday you wanted to drink it!
Exactly! He alone drank half a liter!
I was poisoned!
As I told you! Don't stimulate
your stomach and don't leave home.
First advice is from a doctor,
the second from a policeman.
So much the worse, Mr. Camel!
You murder people,
wander through the night...
...and worst of all,
you bring women here!
I told you that I'm not
here for a social visit...
...but to do an interview.
Interview?
What's the matter with you?
I feel... sick.
Can I help you, reverend father?
Praise the lord My son,
and lord will help you.
You have guilty conscience. I thought
that maybe you want to confide?
Me? But why?
Didn't you steal something
from a certain wallet?
Confess, and you will feel better.
A reverend father wants
the best for you, Georgie.
If you stole something,
confess and you'll feel better.
But I didn't steal anything.
Ok. As you wish.
Reverend father, please
at least bless him.
So, you didn't steal?
Georgie!
It was a woman!
Are you joking?!
They come here in disguise,
so Mrs. Harrington...
You think so?
Perhaps because, they
write about me so much.
Kiss me!
Don't look!
Do you like me like this?
Or this?
Do you hear that music?
Come to me honey!
Forgive me, but I'm not in good shape.
But I... Last night...
...I was thinking about us, very long...
Take shower.
Yes, in a moment.
"SPRINGTOWN" spring will
strengthen your life-force!
Have you ever heard about a
corpse, who comes to take a shower?
- No never.
- Exactly!
Please gentlemen understand that...
From the beginning!
Sabrina, please tell exactly
what you saw, and only this!
I saw George wielding a
knife, leaning over the man...
...lying on the ground.
With a hole in his back.
Why is he doing this? Tell me why?!
If you'd like to know,
he's doing it for me.
...so I have something to write about.
Don't listen to her!
I know why he is doing this!
First he drove away my tenants
playing on his tuba...
...and now he starts to murder them!
No! He's doing it to help me!
No! He's doing it to destroy me!
Mr. Camel! We came here to save you.
Where is the check?
I don't know.
Where did you hide it?
I don't know anything!
He's no go do us dead!
Ok...
Let?s take a break.
You took a check for a million
dollars from Dr. Porter's wallet.
And you think that you can
keep it to yourself? Is this so?
No.
We will give you two hours to think it over.
Then we will be back here...
...and will kill you.
Where did you get those knives?
I have an knife storehouse in Michiga.
See you in two hours!
I didn't want to wake you up.
Where have you put that check?
Nowhere.
That means...
...that you have it here.
I'm very pleased to hear that.
But I don't have any check,
and I have to go out now.
Where to?
To jail... good bye!
There's no need to hurry.
You dropped a bullet.
If you move from here...
It will be your end!
So you don't know where the check is?
That's good.
See you!
Bye.
You escaped from prison!
Is that so, Mr. Camel?
You murder even the dead!
You should be ashamed!
I will call the police!
Yes. Please call them.
Police? Inspector Brooks?
I'd like to tell you, that Mr. Camel...
Yes exactly... Yes, thank you!
They'll be here in half a
minute, better prepare yourself!
Thank you, you are very kind.
By any chance,
did you take anything...
...from the wallet
that you returned to me?
How dare you?!
Poor fellow!
If you know, how our civilization goes
downhill because of people like him...
Here comes the arm of
justice! Open the door!
And I tell you that..
How can you do it to me!
On everybody?s eyes!
Good morning!
This is Mr. Sheridan from headquarters.
He came here because
the scale of your crimes...
...exceeded the borders of our district.
I'm very pleased to hear that...
Do you know any facts, that can
explain the motives of our criminal?
Mr. Camel systematically
murders my tenants.
Did they cause any trouble to you?
Play loud, make noise for example?
It was he who played the tuba!
And they come here
trying to prohibit it?
No, no, they came here already dead,
before I even start to play.
And can you tell me, how it is arranged?
It's very simple!
As soon as I open the
door a corpse falls out.
So you claim, that you only open
the door and the corpses fall out...
And how were you clothed
when the first corpse appeared?
In a blazer.
Please put it on.
Why?
Deconstruction of the events
must be very accurate
And please don't interrupt me, or
I'll throw away this job and go home!
I'm on my last nerve!
Excuse me, on that day I was wearing a white
underpants, should I wear them now also?
Of course.
Excuse me.
I keep the blazer here.
Unbelievable!
Just as I told you.
Anytime I open the door... Pow!
Unbelievable!
It's a tenant?
Yes.
Please continue.
All right, I keep underwear here.
My god, another one!
Tenants.
A corn?
Miniver.
Heavy melancholy,
he drank himself with compote!
Peritonitis?
- Ham.
- Ham.
Colic in childhood...
...later sexually exploited
by a nun, by the forest spring.
A female?
A pie.
Do you prefer to commit murders in the
evening, or rather on empty stomach?
I don't murder at all.
And you don't like blood?
Goose blood for example?
Not quite.
Thank you, it's enough.
Attention!
Thank you.
So what?
This man doesn't commit murders alone.
There is at least...
... seventeen of them.
That's too much!
And he constantly
talks about some check.
Is this a serious symptom?
It's obvious.
For a "corn" he replied with "Miniver".
It can signify...
... mumps...
...or... a check.
He doesn't have mumps.
Thank you, sir!
Good bye!
There are more of them.
Sit down and write.
Telegram to New Yortec.
Send the reinforcements, stop.
Act discretely and cautious, stop.
Come in!
In the last victim's pocket
there was a telegram...
...Are you interested?
Everything interests me!
Send the reinforcements, stop.
Act discretely and cautious, stop.
Blow! What can be there!
"When the white birches sang... "
I bet it was Mrs. Harrington
who maliciously hide them!
Nothing!
Why do you insist that you have
a check, when it's nothing here?
Because the tenants keep saying
so. And they beat me because of it.
What would you like to suggest?
Everybody, who supposedly beat you,
stand now before our Lord's court.
From your warrant!
Let?s go, we are wasting time.
Please check over there.
Gentleman, if that
check won't be there...
A corpse.
Yes, what else did you expect?
Every time I open the
door, a corpse appears.
Does this suffice you,
or is it not enough yet?
Still hot.
Search him! Damned! I'll solve it!
He has a telegram in his
pocket, are you interested?
Of course!
Send the reinforcements, stop.
Act cautiously and discretely, stop.
I can't stand it!
I can?t stand it, what
the hell is going on there!
- His ancestors were...
- Italians.
Yes, Italian!
So you say, that every
time you open the door...
Please open. Now!
Please open them!
Mr. Fernandez!
My next to last tenant.
He will murder them all!
She's alive.
Only that poor pastor upstairs left.
Please don't be scared.
Our reinforcements will come here soon.
Call the guards to take the body away.
What a shame! Everybody
thinks, that we got murderer.
And meanwhile he's playing with us.
The corpses fall like rain.
He is innocent. Let him go.
I said, "Let him go"!
There's no way. This is his place.
So take him away... and he'll
escape us, is that clear?
That's no avail to you.
He will remain a murderer
in people?s eyes.
He will be our bait.
And the true murderer
will do... do what?
He will become careless!
Let?s go!
Yes, sir! Let's go!
He needs to be prosecuted fast.
He's no man he's a beast!
As far as he won't escape us.
And he will escape.
Idiot!
Good Bye!
Here's your towel!
So the reverend will leave us too?
I don't feel safe here.
Police! We'd like to
search Mr. Camel's room.
Police were already here,
and they found nothing.
Better for us, we must find it!
Where were they?
There.
How can my nerves stand all of this?!
Don't exaggerate!
- Kate is here.
- Stop!
Here we are, Kate!
Let?s move from here.
The bunch from San Bonica is here.
So we take care of them!
It's not necessary, I've got the check!
So let's move back to Michiga.
Not so fast.
Police reinforcements are on the way.
Looks like whole town
is already blocked.
We must wait through. Get in!
Freddie, haven?t you seen
a group of people here?
We are waiting for
detectives from headquarters.
So far no.
When they'll arrive, be kind
to them, so they won't complain.
You have a visitor.
Can I help you, reverend?
A room please.
When will the father leave?
In the morning, after the sermon.
It's them, from headquarters.
Rooms?
You don't need to fill in the
papers, we know who you are.
Quiet!
- We will make a shootout.
- But only after I sneeze.
We are waiting for
you. Inspector Brooks!
You prepared a good trap for us.
But we will get out.
I don't doubt it!
Try not to bring attention.
A music band! Great idea!
This Camel is innocent.
It looks like it's a gangster's job.
Never fear, we will help you.
We are not as stupid as you
think about us at headquarters.
Of course!
What now?
Wait till he sneezes!
Just as he said.
What a draught!
Better not to sneeze...
Shady people meet in "Bar Kochba".
You'll go inside.
I'll arrange it with the owner.
Let?s go, it's dangerous here.
We'll take your instruments.
Where?
Where?
To "Kochba" bar of course.
No!
Leave it!
He thinks that we are
detectives from headquarters.
We're in luck!
We have to play this comedy to the end.
You don't need to play to the end.
They close at midnight!
You can get to your work.
Do we have to return our weapons?
What weapons?
You can't go unarmed.
What a fool I am!
You are not on vacation!
Exactly!
All right, we deliver weapons to the bar.
Let them have them. On my responsibility.
Thank you!
I'd like to add that I will
be with you! All evening.
Our singer.
Ah, a singer!
Well well! You prepared
yourself marvelously!
See you this evening!
What a mess!
I never played anything.
It's not a safe game.
Where to hide the check?
Maybe give it to the bank?
Idiot!
Briefs "APOLLO"!
Briefs for a cosmic age man!
They are stretchy, tight
fitting, but not constrictive.
A model free of charge.
If you try them on you can get
three pairs for the price of one!
Interesting offer.
Please try them on.
In my opinion he is
"The Leopard from Springtown".
People call him
"The Beast from Springtown".
No!
Yes it's him! and he escaped again! I called the
police, but it looks that they don't care.
Oh, really!
Oh... and where is Mr. Camel?
I feel excellent, just wonderful.
Please treat me like a regular customer.
I'll take further cooperation with joy.
See you!
- Sabrina!
- What does it mean?
What was that cooperation?
Georgie, confess!
It's not about feeling,
but about... business.
How can you be so cynical?
They are guilty of depraving you.
Every time I come here,
my path crosses with another woman
- Is that my fault?
- No, please, please!
- Do you know why I came?
- No.
I'd like to write about you, you know?
About your childhood.
I need a photograph.
Here you are!
- But you must return it!
- Of course.
Wait Sabrina. What are
you doing this evening?
Maybe we could go somewhere?
Are you joking?
They'll arrest you immediately!
So what?
Georgie, aren't you afraid?
"The Leopard from Springtown"
scared? C'mon!
Do with me, what you please!
You'll forget about
all the others you see.
At last, a moment of peace and joy!
At last!
My bottle with polish paste broke...
...yes gentleman, a tough task awaits you.
Do you have a place to stay?
The hotel is full up.
Doesn't matter, Brooks certainly has
found a respectable place for you.
Brooks! Brooks!
Where is that man?
Damn! How I can work
in such conditions?!
"White leg on the tablecloth
struggle like in a trap,"
"Yesterday a wine spilled
out near a locker room. "
"Cold wave from the west
sometimes wash a chair,"
"A chair jumps on a shore and
shout on us in a low voice. "
Damned! How could they
engage such crap artists!
Please don't pay attention,
just follow the beat!
Splendid, isn't it? You
understand, New Yortec!
A kind of a new wave!
Yes, very original.
And with interesting lyrics.
- I don't know what they are up to?
- They always stand in our way.
Maybe we should settle scores with them?
Yes, gentleman?
Bottle of whisky!
My God! "The Beast from Springtown"!
He can't do anything here,
too many people.
The whole police force is looking for
him, and he sits at the bar.
His courage impresses me.
Georgie Camel is here.
Shouldn't you arrest him?
Don't worry, a lot of police
are here. Nothing can happen.
"When somebody walks away, there is
always full of misunderstandings,"
"Look He walks away!
What will happen next?"
"We will escape through the kitchen,
there should be less of them there. "
"When we'll finish playing. "
"And if he comes back?
If he comes back?"
"We must play on!"
Nice to see you, Mr. Camel!
Would you like to order
hoo-hoo, just like last time?
You come here often?
Not today thank you!
A soup... ragu-royal,
- ... with dumplings.
- An excellent choice sir.
Do you enjoy the music?
It's terrible. They deserve to be shot.
It won't happen again! I'm so sorry!
He is afraid of you, you see?
You are smoking?
I try to.
It's ready.
Yes, gentleman?
From the audience for the artists.
A present from our guests.
You see! We don't play that badly.
What's the matter?
I'll be back in a moment.
What is happening to you?
Enough, it was third!
Greetings. My regards Madame!
Oh! Mr. Gogo! Please come
to my place, at 3PM.
My respect!
He is afraid of you, too.
He recognized "The Leopard from
Springtown" and is scared.
Excuse me, be back in a minute.
Maybe a cigarette?
Ladies and gentleman!
A serial murderer, Mr. Camel, just
killed three members of the band.
He wasn't pleased
with their performance.
It was doing of San Bonica bunch.
We foolishly lost a
three men. Let's finish.
For the fear of God, Georgie!
You should stop this!
You're right, I don't feel good about it.
Please promise me,
that it was last time.
I promise, Sabrina. I promise.
You can slap people, but not kill.
I can't keep pace with writing about it.
There's not enough space in my column.
Enough of this murders, honey.
If you don't need your eyes,
my friend can buy them back.
Do you remember what you promised me?
Slap him in the face, but don't kill
him. Maybe he has a wife and children!
As you wish, Sabrina.
You! Just you wait!
I'll give you a beating!
Are you crazy?
He can still be some use to us!
Leave me! I must repay him!
Tomorrow I'll take the check
and we'll leave from here.
Let?s move.
But why?
I said let?s move!
Whenever you need to commit next murder...
...please visit, us we'll
always find a victim for you.
I ordered soup with dumplings!
Looks like the cook misunderstood.
Please don't trouble yourself...
...I'll shoot him personally.
You'll see, what is a
disciplinary proceeding!
You don't recognize a
criminal from a gangster!
If I...
Cover all exits! Immediately!
Quickly! Get away!
And you to Mrs. Harrington's place!
You will follow Mr. Camel's
every move. Is that clear?!
Take a walkie talkie.
You will be "Towel",
and I'll be "Soap".
Where there is Mr. Camel, corpses are also.
You should have warned me
of this fact earlier!
"Don't be a coward," Lady Macbeth
said to her husband...
...Strangle him or put
a knife under his ribs.
Just like Sammy Larry.
And all will be over!
Macbeth finely polished his Browning.
And in the evening, when he walked in
to order a beer..
... he walked up to Duncan and said:
"Hands up, you scum!"
And he started to shoot at him.
Shot at him like on the shooting range.
Only at night, after that murder,
Macbeth couldn't fall asleep.
All the time, he has in front of his eyes,
a picture of the dead man and pouring blood.
And he promised to himself,
that he won't kill again.
That next time he will just
hire somebody. That next time...
End... for today.
All right, go home. Quickly!
He knows his stuff, doesn't he?
Hey man! Just think about it! A teacher,
pursued by police! That's a real thing!
This time was better, Mr. Director?
Very unorthodox approach I would say.
Yes, I think this time
you got their attention.
I try.
It's sad Georgie, that the gallows were
needed to make an educator from you!
Excuse me, a hat!
Isn't he sweet?
Please look at him.
Hey boss, where is that man,
who wanted to put in an announcement?
I don't know. He was waiting
but perhaps went away.
Good Lord! And I hurried
here from the third floor!
But he already...
...has a lust in his eyes... bloodlust.
Excuse me.
Can I kill here... I mean to announth...
What did you say?
I'd like to announth an announthments.
I'm looking for my jaw.
An announcement? A jaw?
I'll call somebody.
Look at this!
Maybe this one will be good?
Hey mith! You dropped thum paper.
Henry, have you ever seen a
check for a million dollars?
Do you wanted to put in an announcement?
Please come with me.
- Not any longer!
- Please come with me!
But I don't want to!
I expect a certain gentleman.
His name is Gogo.
And does this man know,
what to expect from you?
It's undoubtedly him.
- I'm looking for Mr. Camel.
- This way please.
I'm Harold Eatlay. A publisher.
I'd like to publish your work.
Seriously?!
Please sit down!
Do you know my work?
No. Why should I?
The most important thing is
the people knows you
"A Serial Killer Poet".
It has to be a bestseller.
Lovely books.
Do you have any family albums?
Pictures from childhood, with
friends and so on. People love such things.
Excuse me.
- Yes. "
- Sabrina speaking.
Hi Sabrina!
"Can I come over?"
Of course!
"No other women this time!"
Mr. Eatlay, a publisher, is here.
"He wants to publish your poetry?"
Yes, he wants to publish my work.
- So come here!
- "I'm coming!"
Excuse me. you just
asked me about something...
About family album. A siblings,
relatives... people are waiting for it.
But you know they
weren't photogenic people...
...especially Uncle Carl...
It doesn't matter. I'd
like to see that album.
It was one with green cover, here!
Mr. Publisher.
If you need anything, don't be embarrassed.
Everything is okay.
Please don't tell anybody
about us. It's a secret.
"Towel" here! "Towel" here!
That old man is still downstairs.
What now?
Attention! Sabrina is coming.
Sabrina just arrived.
What do we have to do?
"Soap" here! "Soap" here!
Just observe. Don't do
anything without my orders!
We have to wait, till "Soap" says otherwise.
Mr. Eatlay!
Damn!
Damn!
"I have an appointment with Mr. Camel. "
"Mr. Camel has a
visitor at the moment. "
Damn!
Hi, Sabrina!
- Where is...?
- Who?
Well, the... publisher.
Ah, he... he left?
We quickly reached an agreement.
And this case? And this stick?
Have you killed him?
This man wanted to help
you, and you killed him!
Where did you hide the body?
And you promised me...
...that you're finish with it!
You still don't have enough?
You savor the taste of blood,
and now you just can't stop.
Where is he, Georgie?
Calm down!
Here he is!
Give me the key!
The keys got lost.
- Give me that key!
- I won't.
"Towel" here!
A group of men approach!
What do they look like?
Boss! He wants to know
what they look like!
Rather strange.
Rather strange. Should we intervene?
Not Yet. "Soap", over!
"Towel" over!
I'll bring a new ones,
just wait a minute!
Georgie, you must choose!
Either corpses or me!
No no Honey. You must choose.
Of course you, Sabrina!
What advantage would
I have with corpses?!
In that case give me that key.
Don't be angry, but I won't give it to you.
Mr. Camel, I have a towels there.
You can't enter there.
You really can't enter there.
We have a dead publisher there.
It must be Mr. Gogo!
Georgie, give me this key,
or it is the end of us!
Okay, but under one condition...
...that you'll forgive me.
Are you Mr. Gogo?
We all are Gogo!
Give me that check!
What'th that? Catch.
The check, I thed!
He wants your check.
Give me back the theck, or you'll die!
One!
Destroy it!
Two!
What does it mean!
Nothing.
He ate it.
Get them!
Leave me! No, not to the corpse!
Sabrina you will forgive me, right?
No, I don't want with the corpse!
You rag!
Will you leave him alone at last?
We will throw out this check
from you. You should know!
Yes girl! Beethoven, is not
Strauss. He is much heavier!
Are you called Gogo too?
Yes. We all are called Gogo.
I never thought, that
it was such a popular name!
will you return it?
I'll throw out this check from you!
Check!
Get out, or we'll thoot you into peethes!
And what does that mean:
"thoot you into peethes"?
Don't you mock him!
Thank you!
Where is the check?
Here! I swallowed it.
The only possibility... an operation.
We will share...
...fifty-fifty.
Don't mock with him!
He doesn't mock me.
All right! Fifty-fifty.
Is there any doctor
present here, gentleman?
Excuse me. I'm... a veterinary surgeon.
That should work. The cow has
four stomachs. He only has one.
But I don't know how to sew.
He cannot sew!
It's all right. I'm a
certified tailor from Vienna
Where is the sewing machine?
In the kitchen.
One towel over here!
One towel over here!
I'll lend you mine.
Take this hag away,
or I'll quit this job.
Don't disturb him. Please go
downstairs and don't bother yourself.
Calling "Soap"! Come in "Soap"!
And now "Soap" again?!
Gentleman! You can't
wash yourself so often
It's not a duty; it's a kind of cabaret!
Hey boss, if you'd
like to buy a guitar...
Madame, we will need a hydrogen
peroxide, ammonia and iodine.
Are you preparing a new cocktail?
And also a needle, a
thimble, a hammer and a razor.
And a bowl for blood.
I mean, a bowl for salad.
And a pen-thil!
We have a pencil.
But it's not a copy pen-thil!
The most important is,
you don't need a towel.
I have one more, but where it is?
A million dollars is somewhere here.
It's not a stomach, but a paunch.
Excuse me, but all this
is called a stomach.
This part is called stomach.
That other is called a back.
Are you thure that you pathed all examth?
Yes. via a correspondence course.
From what distance?
Brazil to New Zealand.
Looks like a big distance!
I'll make the cut this way.
Hold him!
It's almost a meter.
Who will sew it up after?
Maybe like this.
Looks all right!
Mr. Camel! There should be one
more towel in your rooms.
We are extra police reinforcements.
It's here!
Help me, Mrs. Harrington!
I think that he doesn't agree.
And who would agree?!
You are right, we are
living in terrible times!
Narcothith, or we won't thucktheed! Quickly!
Looks like something
is happening downstairs?
Hey boss, maybe we should
go there and take a look?
Keep calm, boys!
"Soap" over!
Understood! "Towel" over!
I have here one more, but it's
a bit salivated on by Mr. Camel.
You don't mind?
I think sometimes, that a murder
is not necessarily immoral.
They said that murderers
are just normal people.
I'm Gogo! Madame, Mr. Camel invited me.
Everyone says that.
There are too many of you.
Out of my way, Madame!
"The Beast from Springtown"
invited me here.
All Gogos downstairs!
And all towels upstairs!
"Towel over"!
What did I hear?
All madmen here!
"Soap"? "Towel"? Police!
Have you ever heard
about sterile conditions?
Trollop!
Who are you speaking to?
Enough of that!
What's that?
Mr. Camel!
Why is he lying and sleeping?
Don't move him!
He is our-th, not your-th!
Police!
Damned soap!
Chase them!
After them! Quickly!
Get me a car immediately
or I'll kill you!
Faster!
Why? The cops don't have a car.
Police are not a problem.
We don't need to share with
the other bunch, do we?!
Since we have...
Faster!
faster!
They want take him away with our check!
What a mess!
Hey! What a lovely jaw!
And they thot me!
If cigarettes then only "MORITURI"!
A cigarettes for your health,
without smoke and smell!
Silence!
Congratulation Georgie! All alone
against two gangs! Fantastic!
Revelation!
Didn't I say: Where
he is the corpses are, too!
We should have realized that
much earlier!
It's an unparalleled
event in criminal history...
...that a civilian achieved such things!
Really a sensation!
The only pity, that the boss
of one bunch, Drexler, escaped.
And where is the check?
I have it!
Here you are!
Excuse me, gentleman!
Nineteenth!
Feel the pain?
Take...
..."HARMOL"
Two thousand dollars for
your memories, all right?
Okay, but I'll start from the point
when you turned down my work.
Gentleman! You can
wash now if you please.
Here! I borrowed them from neighbors.
Excuse me!
It was real genius with this check!
Where did you hide it?
That's confidential.
Use only OZAMEX foam!
Buy only foam...
..."OZAMEX"!
It's for this publisher!
Tenant.
Katy Drexler, leader of the gang.
Take her away!
A wonderful achievement of genius!
Today I'll propose a self-
liquidation of entire police force.
Since you are in Boznania,
we are not longer needed
Forgive me, Georgie!
I never guessed, that it was a subtle
plan, to eliminate those two gangs.
Are you angry at me?
Georgie, when I'm in love I'm jealous
Do you hear the violins?
Don't cry.
I won't.
The foam stings my eyes.
Hip-hip-hurray!
What's going on there kids?
Calm down! Goodman! Jerry!
Shut up.
I'll show you!
You understand anything from that?
Murderer or detective who cares?
What's important is that
you are no ordinary man.
Because you aren't?
Me? Of course not!
Do you hear the violins?
"and they live long and happily"
I have to... just for a moment...
Please take it with you.
To be continued.