Foodfight! (2012) - full transcript

Good night, Mr. Leonard.

Don't work too late now.

Just closing up.

Nothing much happens
around here after dark.

♪ ♪

("It's Our World" playing)

(rooster crows)

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumpin'
when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Whoo, whoo-whoo ♪



♪ We are one ♪
♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be... ♪

Ow!

Watch where you're going.

I'm flying here.

Would "excuse me" kill you?

Oh, great, now I forgot
where I was going.

Sacre bleu cheese!

(horn honking)

♪ At the end of each day
with the fading light ♪

♪ Me and my friends come out
to greet the night ♪

♪ We'll show 'em
we can take it ♪

♪ And then you'll see ♪

♪ A beautiful world
made for you and me ♪



♪ Don't back up,
don't back down ♪

♪ We're gonna show this town ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumpin'
when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Whoo, whoo-whoo ♪

♪ We are one ♪
♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be... ♪

Store closed!

Party time!

♪ Nothing gonna stand in the way
of our fantasy... ♪

Oh, boy.

Dizzy. Gonna barf.

I am so excited to...
(farts)

Uh-oh.

Hey, that hurt.

(siren wailing)

(hamsters grunting)

Listen up, Fat Cat Burglar,
I'm giving you

one last chance to hand 'em over
before I cash in

your coupons for you.

It is you,
the great Dex Dogtective,

who's about
to take a fall.

Or should I say

be pushed?

(hamsters grunting)

If I had a raisin for every time

I've heard that one.

Exterminate him.

(hamsters grunting)

Hey, hairless hamsters,
want some of this?

Huh?
Huh?

(exclaims)

Huh?
Huh?

(screams)
Get it!

Cheese!
Cheese!

Uh-oh.

(all screaming)

My mother would be so ashamed.

Okay, it's just you and me,
Fat Cat.

Now, fork over the little guys
and no one gets hurt.

Never!

I'm sending you
to the cooler, Burglar.

I'm gonna kill you!

No, no, stop.

You wouldn't.

I just want to be loved.

Is that so wrong?

(kittens mewing)

(cheering and applause)

WOMAN:
Dex, Dex,

Dex, darling.

Hedda Shopper here.

This makes 500 consecutive
cases you've solved as head

of the United Supermarket
Defense Association.

What's your secret, darling?
(hamster yelling)

The secret's inside.

(screams)
(grunts)

The real secret is,
I am scared out of my mind, Dan.

Tonight's the night.

Aw, no worries.
You can do it

as long as you got
me to help you.

Did I mention me?
What do you think?

Whoa, what the...?

You got four
carrots!

What did you do,
rob the food bank?

Yeah, but do you think she'll like it?
What if she doesn't like it?

Relax, bro,

we're talking
about Sunshine Goodness.

You could give her
a Cracker Jack ring

and she'd still say yes.

Everything's got
to be just...

perfect tonight.

Now, you sure
you know what do to?

Who you think you're talking to?
Come on.

I'm your best friend
Daredevil Dan,

the most stunt-flying,
death-defying

chocolate ike...
Dan, Dan, Dan.

One more thing.

Will you be my best man?

(voice breaking):
This, this is...

(sobbing)

You, you bet your box top.

You my man.

CHILD:
Sunshine, over here!

Good kick. Way to go, buddy!
- Throw me the ball! Throw me the ball!

Oh, you guys are doing great.
Yay, Sunshine!

SUNSHINE:
You're melonball superstars.

CHILD:
Over here, Sunshine!

Hey, Sunshine,
over here!

Catch it!

(laughter)

Aw, okay, you little ikes,
b-bye!

Thank you, Sunshine!
See you tomorrow!

Thanks for playing
with us.

Oh, Danny, that was
so nice of you. (groaning)

It was?

Of course.

The way you saved Dex
from that melonball?

That's what friends
are for, right?

(laughs)
Dude's lost a step,

for real.

Hungry, tough guy?

Hiya, kitten.
How about we get

Chef Boyardee to make us a huge,
feastumongous dinner, my treat?

Oh, pizza, great idea!

Hey, I'll take an extra...

Gotta fly.

See you later, Danny.

Sunshine...

Or we could play stickball
with Mr. Clean.

Well, uh,

actually, I scanned--
er, I mean, planned plumthing--

er, something special tonight.

Hmm, let me guess:

a romantic hot air
balloon ride perhaps.

Oh, no, you just did that.

Was it scary up there

with those itsy-bitsy
hairless hamster henchmen?

I would have tussled
with them myself.

Really?
Don't believe me?

Listen, Sherlock, just 'cause
every ike in town relies

on you to protect
them doesn't mean

that I couldn't kick your butt.
Any time.

(laughs)

You want some?

Oh, yeah.

Aw, it warms my heart the way
you love my raisins, tough guy.

(laughs)

Why, Mr. Dogtective,

are you sweeping
me off my feet?

I'm working on it.

(Sunshine laughs)

SUNSHINE:
Dex.

All right, your
table's ready.

We's got caviar,
filets mignons,

and an outstanding array
of fruits and vegetables.

Stay away
from the Brussels sprouts.

And-- forget about it...
for dessert, we got--

Mmm, ice cream, my favorite.

You want a lick?

Yes-- n-n-no, no.

Oh, Dex,
this is so great.

(playing loudly)
Sunshine, you mean the world...

What?!

You mean the
world to me!

Maximillius!
- Hey, I likes you, too.

Oh, youse means her.

I just want
to take care of you, baby.

I do feel so safe in your arms
and I'm so proud of you, Dex,

but I worry when you're
on a dangerous case.

I'll be fine.

Have to be to make sure
nothing bad ever happens to you.

Always, Dex?

Forever, kitten.

Here goes.

Sunshine,
would you...?

Takes cover, dollface, boss!

(screaming)

He's going to crash again!

It looks like Danny's
drawing a picture.

Of us!

That's so

cute!

But what's he trying
to draw on your hand?

What I've been trying
to ask you

all night!
Oh, no! He's not gonna try to...

Just got to loop-de-loop
to make the engagement ring.

For frying out loud, you've
never made the loop-de-loop!

DAN:
No problem 'cause I'm gonna

dare the day and...
Fly away!

Come on, Danny!
You can do it this time!

Sunshine, will you...?

Dare the day and...

(yelling)

Not today. I better

go check on Danny
just to make sure he's okay.

I'm sure he's fine.
Dan always crashes.

Like, yesterday, for example,
and the day before,

and... When in doubt, just do the
right thing, and it'll always

turn out.
But I was trying to ask you...

Don't worry. It'll
just be a minute.

Save my ice cream.

I'll be right
back, okay?

I don't understand it.

Sunshine went to check on you
right after the crash.

No, I told you, dawg.
I didn't crash.

I just...
- That was hours ago. Where is she?

Come on, man.
You know Sunshine.

Sweetest ike in
the Marketropolis.

She probably

ran into a friend
who needed her help.

Why didn't I just do it?

Come on, it's getting late.
I mean, early.

You know our rules.
We got to be out

of sight
before the market opens!

We can't let the people see us.

But I never got to ask her
to walk down the aisle with me.

Chill, dawg!

You can pop the question
tomorrow night.

Don't worry. It ain't
like it's the last time

you're ever gonna
see Sunshine again.

(sighs)

Sunshine, baby.

(truck engine chugging)

(engine chuffing)

(low growling)

May I help you?

You must be Leonard,
the manager.

I'm your new Brand X
representative.

I wasn't expecting
any new products.

Corporate picked your store

to test the new
Brand X detergent

with elixir!

Brand X, huh?

Never heard of it.

Give us one week!

Your cu... cu-cu... cu-cu...

customers won't know
how they lived

without Brand X.

Well, everything is so nice
the way it is.

We don't have space.

Oh. (laughs)

I'll make space.

(laughs)

Wait until you get a...

(sniffs)

...whiff of our Brand X elixir!

It's practically addictive.

(groaning)

That was a perfectly
good bag of chips.

Survival of the
fittest, Leonard!

Never opened.

Never enjoyed.

KRISPY:
No one wastes me chips

and gets away with it.

Brand X will pay!

Argh!

SUNSHINE:
Dex!

Sunshine!

Help me, Dex!

Please find me!
Please, Dex!

I'll find you, Sunshine!
Don't leave me!

Sunshine!
Dex!

Sunshine!
Dex!

Dex.
Where are you?

Save me, Dex!

I'll find you, Sunshine!

I love you, Dex!
I hope you find me.

(yells)
(Dan sings)

Come on, Dex!
Up and at 'em!

Wake up, buddy! Wake up!
- (clears throat)

Hey, pal.

You were having the nightmare
again, weren't you?

Buddy, look,
I miss her, too.

But, dude, it's
been six months.

Sunshine's gone, bro.

We got to accept it.

(sighs)

I can't.
I failed her.

Yo, it wasn't your fault!

You-you kept this place
running smooth as a smoothie

and all of us safe!
Just look at all these articles

talking about all the millions
of cases you solved.

Oh, yeah?
What about these?

"Raisin Riddle a Mystery!"

"Leads Dry as Prunes."

"Sunshine Goodness Gone
Without a Trace!"

"Dex Dogtective
Hangs Up His Hat."

The only case

that ever really mattered,
and I couldn't solve it.

Now, she's gone.
(sighs)

Sunshine.

My only Sunshine.

Ok, so your detective days
are over, kaput.

But now, brother,
you've got a club to run!

And you can bet the CopaBanana's
gonna be buzzing tonight!

Everybody's gonna be talking

about how Krispy's bag
got crunched!

Anyway, you want a lift?

I got my wings right outside.

Fly with you?!

I'm sad, but I'm not crazy.

Okay, you cool?

See you tonight.

Yeah, thanks, pal.

(door opens and closes)

(clack)
Whoa!

(thudding)

It's just not the same
without you, Sunshine.

♪ I've got to find a way ♪

♪ I'm gonna dare this day ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪

Oh, mamacita!
♪ Come fly with me ♪

Yo, sweet cakes!
♪ Oh ♪

Ooh, nice packaging!
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪

How about some
chocolate frosting?

Get a shelf life!

I'd like to butter your muffin!
Check this out!

Dare the day!

(plane sputtering,
Dan groans)

Get out of my way!

(engine sputtering)

GNOME:
Not him again!

Women and children, second!
(Dan whimpers)

Gnomes, first!
Gnomes, first!

(muttering)

(yells, groans)

Ow! (screams)

Crocod...
(growling)

(yells, grunting)

GNOME: Uh-oh!
(engine whining, Dan gasps)

(grunting and muttering)

What the...?
Oh, gee!

(grunting)

Come on!

GNOME: Abandon tree!
- (yelling)

We got to move.

I hate you!
(mutters)

Hey, Dan.

(birds singing)

(metal clanking)

Nuts!

(clank, whirring, whimpering)

(thudding)
I'm good. I'm cool.

Nothing to see.

(Cheasel giggles)

CHEASEL:
Why, of course I can provide you

with a backstage pass
to the CopaBanana,

but my flightless
feathery friend,

you don't appear
to have the correct coupons

for such a pricy purchase.

Excuse me, Cheasel
T. Weasel, sir,

but, uh, I seem to be
catching a draft up here.

Let him go, Cheasel.

Dex! What a pleasant surprise.

Not so fast,
Mr. Dogtective.

Wait, wait.

Perhaps you desire a companion
for those...

(laughs)
...lonely bachelor nights.

Then here's good news.

I am the weasel for you.

(trolley bell clanging)

(giggles)

You despise me, don't you?

(bell clanging, thudding)

Oh!

(whimpering)

♪ Tonight's the night! ♪

♪ Everybody's here ♪

♪ Everybody, what's up? ♪

♪ Tonight's the night,
ooh, we got to... ♪

MALE: Dex!
FEMALE: There he is!

Oh, Dex, you got
to let me in...

Put us on the list!
I got to get in.

Dex! Dex! Dex,
darling, any new ladies

on your plate?

Is there a new squeeze
of the juice box?

Newsflash:

I'm available!

(laughs, clucks, laughs)

♪ Gonna groove the night away ♪

♪ Everybody scream ♪

♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Tonight's the night! ♪

How's your scratching, boss?

One more, Maximillius.

Polar Penguin?

That name don't ring no bells.

From Polar Penguin Ice Cream!
♪ Tonight's the night! ♪

Is it just me,
or is anyone else cold?

Put a dress on me and call me
Shirley, you softy, you!

I love this guy.

If you're ever in frozen foods

with the Dogtective,
you've got a friend!

♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Tonight's the night! ♪

♪ Well, I bet you're wondering
how I knew... ♪

Yeah, follow me,

and, uh, watch the tail.

Oh, I'ma so excited
I got the table!

I'ma stuck
in a butt!

It's so disgusting!

♪ Between the two of us guys ♪

♪ You know I love you more ♪

♪ Took me by surprise,
I must say ♪

Oops!

Oh, excuse me.

I'm sorry!

♪ Don't you know ♪

♪ I heard it
through the grapevine ♪

Got milk?

Do I look like the
Dairy Queen to you?

And, besides, haven't
you had enough?

It sure does a body good.

Get a life.

Oh, I'm worried about him.

Crush me bags,

will he?

I'll make Brand X pay, I will.

It's hard to lose something
you care about, Cap.

Uh, you better go easy on the
potato juice, before you get...

...chip-faced.

Yo, Dex, check it out.

We got us a hot new delivery.

The Brand X detergent-ite,
Lady X.

And she's got a real sweet tooth

for chocolate.

♪ I'm the "ow" in wow ♪

♪ The cat's meow ♪

♪ The kaboom in pow ♪

♪ And I'm here right now,
wow ♪

♪ That's the moment
when you feel your heart go ♪

♪ Like a bass drum,
boom, boom, boom ♪

♪ You'll remember this night
for the rest of your life ♪

♪ The smell
of my sweet perfume ♪

♪ Hip, so hip ♪

♪ From my head to my toes
to my fingertips ♪

♪ Hot, so hot ♪

♪ And I know just what I got ♪
Sorry, Charlie.

♪ I'm the "ow" in wow ♪

♪ The cat's meow ♪

♪ The kaboom in pow ♪

♪ And I'm here right now ♪

(sizzling)

Of all the produce bars,
in all the supermarkets,

in all the world,
she had to walk into mine.

Dex Dogtective.

I've already heard
so much about you.

Aisle gossip.

My favorite kind.

(sniffing)

That scent.

Something familiar.

My secret ingredient.

You like it?

It's amazing.

Yo, baby.

Who's your sugar daddy?

(chuckles)
Hands off.

Hold yer anchor!

Thar be something dirty

about this detergent.

Now, is that any way

to talk to a lady?

You got something to say,

candy arse?

Yea, salt lick,

you can kiss my additives.

We're not leaving
till this here wench

tells us why her rep
stomped me poor bag!

Is it really my fault
you have inferior packaging?

Yea, bro, you ain't exactly
new and improved.

Spuds for you.

Food fight!

(farting)
I'm still stuck in the butt!

Ooh, she farted!

My friend, let me help you.

You are a good ike.

Suddenly, I hate you.

Sorry, I don't know
what comes over me.

But it's like this!

Ah, yes!

Oh, I'm so sorry, friend.

Not the eyes,
watch the eye!

Back to the tree, guys.
Back to the tree!

Aye-yi-yee...

Ooh.

Uh...

Oh!

(grunting)

(high-pitched screaming)

Stop it, stop it.
No, that hurts, ow!

Oh, my nails.
Don't you touch my horns.

I just got them yesterday.

DAREDEVIL DAN:
Now you look at him!

Oh, leggo my Eggo,
ooh, look at me...

CAPTAIN:
The day will be mine!

I'm too hot for you.

Arg...

Aah!

Please bear in mind
I am, in fact,

flightless!

Party's over.

Time to banana split
out of my club.

What about me?

You hanging me out to dry?

I'm not sure
what to do with you.

Come on, baby.
Dan's your man.

Melts in your mouth,
not in your hand!

What can I say?

Chicks dig chocolate.

Chicks dig chocolate.

I told you. I knew it.

♪ You were my sunshine ♪

♪ My only sunshine ♪

♪ You made me happy
when skies were gray ♪

♪ You'll never know
how much I loved you ♪

Some dogtective
you turned out to be.

(disc scratches)

Crying over spilled milk?

What are you doing here?

(disc shattering)
I've got a hot case for you.

I'm looking for a guy.

About your height.

Same great build.

Same strong jaw.

Only difference is,

this guy

isn't living in the past.

(sniffing)

I...

I can't help you.

Holy chips.

Maybe I can help you

get a clean start

on a new relationship.

(sniffing)

So, what happened to Dan?

You already eat through
to his hollow center?

He said the sugars and salts

were gonna finish
what they started.

The aisles aren't safe tonight
for a helpless lady...

...like me.

Sorry, I'm not buying
this damsel-in-distress routine.

You've been
through the wash plenty.

I can see it in your eyes.

You're right, Dex.

I'm not new.

Last year, I was...

recalled.

But I'm changed now.

New ingredients,

repackaged with a fresh scent,

I want to forget my past

just like you do.

I can't forget.

Oh, but you're wrong, Dex.

(sniffing)

I can wash away
your memories.

(screaming)

Wait!

I haven't shown you
my secret ingredient.

The secret's inside.

Oh, why did I agree to run

the United Supermarket
Defense Association?

Things were so much smoother
when Dex was in charge.

Oh, Dex, Dex, thank
goodness you're here.

The salts and sugars.

Oh, it must mean all-out war.

How many ikes went down?

Everybody we threw out
of the friggin' Banana.

Dan and Lady X
is the only ones missing.

And the lady's got an alibi.

Dex and I were just talking.

I warned him
there might be trouble.

We all knows when a
product loses its icon,

it spoils, it goes bad.

So, whats can we do here?

Nothing.

We're the soul of our products.

Without us,
they're gone real fast.

Oh, just...

These ikes didn't expire
in a rumble.

Somebody just wants it
to look that way.

Are you saying
what I thinks youse is saying?

Rigamoldis has set in.

Looks like all these poor ikes
were rubbed out.

Oh, but why, how, who?

Dan. He said he was
gonna get back at the salts.
- Oh, goodness gracious.

Dan would never do
anything like this.

We have to find him
before the rest of the salts do.

Then you better
start styling, Harry.

Right. What? Me? I can't.

Oh, you have to help me, Dex,
before I go bald.

Not that bald isn't beautiful.

I don't get involved anymore.

After losi''
Sunshine, boss,

I thought youse would
never smile again.

But, Dan, he was
there for youse.

M-my split ends.

What to do?

Oh, no.

Nothing harder

than seeing good food go bad.

(laughs sinisterly)

Looks like we arrived

just in time.

DEX:
Brand X replacements

for every ike lost last night.

Now, how'd that
Mr. Clipboard guy know?

Something's wrong.

Danny's in trouble.
I just know it.

I let you down, Sunshine.

I just can't throw
in the paper towel on Dan.

He was your best friend, too.

(gavel banging)
I call this session

of the United Supermarket
Defense Association

to order!

(crowd clamoring)
The USDA must come to order!

Why is everyone screaming?!

This only concerns
the sugars and the salts!

Not anymore.

General X, our esteemed
potato chip icon,

has just discovered
a diabolical plot

against cleaning product ikes.

Security around here
is down the Drano.

And who is behind this vicious plan?
Who?!

Oh, boy.
- A specialty ike.

Kung Tofu!

But I, Kung Tofu, am innocent!

Everything's out of control!

What are we going to do?

Well,
(shrieks)

Brand X is 30 strong now.

This is our new home.

We want to help.

Why not let my ikes maintain
order in the aisles?

Why you?

Dex Dogtective always mopped up
our troubles, capisce?

Let's get him to come back!

He quit,
but I will never give up

because I care what happens
to each and every ike of you.

(crowd murmuring)
But it's so dangerous.

Don't cry for me, Charlie Tuna.

Trust me, Brand X will make
everything better.

You have my promise.

We will take care of you.

But what about Dex?

Oh, we'll take care of him, too.

(whimpering)

The lady wants
the dogtective.

Perhaps he's been
very, very bad.

No problem.

If you weren't so
desperately deficient

with your coupon dispersals.

Or I could just kill you.

That would be
lots of fun.

More fun than a spanking.

The dogtective will be dropped
off at the cleaners,

posthaste.

Speaking of clean,

might I interest you

in a toothbrush?

(groans)

I fear this will not
end happily...

for me.

(descending whistling)

(tires screeching,
metallic crashing)

(footsteps)

CHEASEL:
Everybody seems to be searching

for the flying squirrel.

Mayhaps a reward for the
reckless rodent would be in the offing.

If you've got something
up that slimy sleeve, spill the beans.

Perhaps I do,
and perhaps I don't.

I seem to be suffering
from a touch

of train-induced amnesia.

Trix are for kids, Cheasel.

Last night, I saw
the chocolate furball

heading towards
the detergent aisle.

You know, home of
the lovely Lady X.

When?

Right after the screaming
started.

Most suspicious.

No way.
I know Dan.

He'd never leave
the scene of a crime.

Not even for a hot dish
like Lady X.

But this dish

is extra spicy.

It just doesn't add up.

Wait, wait.

May I suggest a calculator?

Lucky for you,
I just happened to have procured

a boatload of fine...

(clicking, whirring)

(descending whistling)

Pain,

she's like an old friend.

(loud bang)

(gulps)
Ah...

Note to self...

(muffled):
need new friend.

I still got it.

(grunts)

And I thought the raisins
were humiliating.

(sniffing)

LADY X:
Dex,

sorry I'm not dressed.

I wasn't expecting company.

I'd say things are going
exactly how you expected.

(tango playing)

How about joining me
in a warm rinse?

I'm not that dirty.

Oh, but being filthy
can be loads of fun.

Don't you think so, Dex?

There are some stains
you can never wash out.

Let's try.

I want to scrub
your bubbles, Dex.

I want to know how you rubbed
out all those ikes last night.

Me?

But I was with you, remember?

Yeah. Trying to get
me on the case

before there
even was one.

BIRD: Poop on her head.
Aim for the hair.

Naughty dog.

I've really been
on your mind, haven't I?

(vase clanks,
electrical crackling)

You've orchestrated this dance
from the start.

I think you hijacked Dan

and you've got him squirreled
away somewhere.

My friend better be alive

or you're gonna check out
of this store the hard way.

Your crash dummy's fine...
for now.

But he won't be
unless you back Brand X.

So that's your game.

We could run
this store, Dex.

An aisle all
to ourselves,

packed tight, no
markdowns for us.

I could be your Sunshine.

There will never be
another Sunshine.

Now I'm taking you in.

Not before I solve
your case for you.

Down, boy.

(grunts)

What a shame.

We could've been like
macaroni and cheese,

peanut butter and jelly,

Scotch and tape.

DAN:
Dex, wake up!

Come on, Dex, wake up!

Dan?

Dex, my man!

I knew you'd sniff me out.
You okay, pal?

Is your chocolate chipped?

It was brutal.
She has these...

these giant flying
mother X-o-bytes

that slaughtered
every ike in sight.

But they didn't rub me out
because Lady X

digs my fine flavor
and oh-so-sweet bod.

Or... maybe she used you
as bait to get to me?

Oh, like you're the only ike
who could rescue me,

figure out her game,
and shut her down.

Uh...

Oh, yeah, you are.

Not even the great
Dex Dogtective can save you now.

(maniacal laughter)

(gasps)

Dex,

is it just me or
is it hot in here?

After they've enjoyed
the extra-hot dry cycle,

dump their bodies
in the toothpaste aisle.

They frame toothpaste now?

Everyone knows
toothpastes hate sugars.

We're done soft-soaping.

Frame everybody!

From spray starch
to sliced salami,

from calories to carbs!

Then Brand X will step in
and replace them all.

It'll be a cakewalk.

We're taking over,
so get out there

and show 'em who's running
this store! (grunts)

But, I, Kung Tofu, am innocent!

What's that got
to do with it?

I don't get it.

I don't understand.

I mean, we simply don't care.

I am hot.

Hot, hot, hot.

Gonna fry. Gonna crisp.
Stay calm.

We just gotta find
a way to get out.

It's not natural.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

If we just breathe and focus,
the answer will come.

(grunts)
What?!

I'm melting and you're getting
all martial art Zen?

You can put a... Sock!

Socks! That's it!

Socks always escape
from the dryer.

Follow that sock!

(Dan yells)

(grunting)
Ow!

(grunts)

Ouch.

Okay, pal,
you're safe now.

Yo, yo, yo, wait,
whoa, time out.

Where you going?

Look, Dan,
I just came to find you,

but that's it. I don't...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

don't want to get involved
no more-- got it, check--

but you might want to take
a look at this first.

What the fudge?

They're building

an entire army
of robotic X-o-bytes!

What's that oily liquid?

Yo, I seen that.

It's the same stuff
they shot at the Krispy

and the other ikes when
they rubbed them out.

They must be planning to finish
what they started last night.

Brand X is gonna take over
the entire store!

Come on! Let's get 'em!
I'm ready to roll!

You with me?
Let's hit this!

I ain't afraid.
Well, I am.

You are?!

R-Really? Why?

You don't understand.

I don't know if I can cut
the mustard anymore.

Yo, Dex, you gotta believe
in yourself.

If Sunshine were
here, she would.

You know,

I do have an idea.

Ah, now that's
more like it.

Dex Dogtective is
back in the house.

But it's really, really,
really dangerous.

Wh-Wh... Wh-Wh...

Hold up. How come you said
"really" three times?

I never heard you say that.
I've heard "really dangerous"

and "really, really,"
but this is three times.

Come on, pal. Let's snap, crackle
and pop out of here.

(over speakers):
Attention all icons.

Curfew is now in effect.

Only Brand X officials
are permitted in the aisles.

All violators will be punished.

I do so hope
there are violators.

I love a good violation.

I love anything to do
with violation.

(laughing)

(Dan grunting)

Watch it now.
What is going on?

We need you to analyze this.

I borrowed it
from Lady X.

I think
it's the secret ingredient

in the Brand X Elixir.

Brand X!

Oh, Brand X!

Oh, why me? Why?! Why Brand X?

Come on, come on.
Why not, uh, let's see...

Dr. Pepper, Dr. Scholl's,

Dr. Feelgood!

Anybody but me!
- Doc, Doc, Doc, snap out of it.

You're the only one
with a nose for the job.

(sneezes)

Ew!

Oh, this is just great!

Okay, I'll give it a whiff.

It can't be done.

Oh, oh, why me?

Wh-What's going on?

We have reports that you're
plotting against sugars.

Me?!

I don't even
have fluoride!

I'm just a whitener!

Well, you know, I myself,
appreciate a good darkener.

(laughing)

(whirring)

NOSE (stammering):
Oh, no, no, that's not right.

That's odd.
That's definitely odd.

My olfactor meter can't,
uh, can't fully identify

the main ingredient.

Oh, no, this I can tell you.

The Brand X Elixir
is toxic to humans.

Toxic?!

Oh, and highly addictive.

Oh, addictive!

(snaps fingers)
Addictive?

Okay, so that explains
why customers

are buying up Brand X
products like crazy.

How can we regular icons compete

against... a-against
this irresistible elixir?

We can't.

Won't be long
and the whole store will be X.

And the rest of us
discontinued.

Oh, but there's so many noses
left to blow!

- Oh, man.
- I'm too young to be discontinued.

I never even got a chance

to play Lick the Icing
with Sweet Cakes.

If we could just get
this info

to our market's
corporate headquarters,

they'd have
to recall Brand X.

How could you
possibly reach them?

You couldn't. You...
E-mail.

From Mr. Leonard's computer.

But it's in
the expiration station,

at the other end of the store.

No, you'd never make it there
before the supermarket opens.

You couldn't! You could try,
but you can't reach 'em!

Do you understand
what I'm saying? Impossible!

Then we cross
during the day.

Daytime?!

No one has ever done that.

Are you crazy?!

What about all those humans
out there?

The ones with the big feet.

They're never supposed
to squash...

I mean, see us
during the daytime.

We'll be killed!

But not that I can't handle that,
because I can. 'Cause I'm a natural ninja.

We won't survive another night
against Brand X.

It's our only shot.

(screaming):
It's daytime...!

Oh, daytime! Oh, this is bad!

We must've lost hundreds
of ikes last night.

Come on, pal.

Let's get going
before we lose any more.

Oh, how the Jell-O
are we supposed to cross

over ten aisles
of that?

If the next thing you hear is,
"Clean up on aisle one,"

you know we blew it.

The next thing
you're going to hear

to be the sound of me
eating you for the lunch.

(mocking) "The next thing
you're gonna hear

is the sound of me
eating you for lunch."

(laughs) Look, you overstocked,
overstuffed lunch lizard,

my friend Dex,

he'll make you stutter
with your butter.

You won't survive his chives.

DEX:
Are you crazy? She's huge!

Let's strawberry
jam out of here.

(screams)

(baby jabbering)

No, Larry,
I am not buying that for you.

(Dan whimpers)

(screams)

(grunts)

Miss me?

(laughs)

Wait, wait, stop.
(stammers)

We could, you know,
maybe try to date a bit.

A... a movie?
A lunch?

I kill you!

Dex! Batter up, fool!

(Dan laughs)

Where you go, my chipmunk?
- DAN: I love you!

Dare the day!

Mayday! Mayday!

(Dan whimpers)

DEX:
Polar!

You need to warn the other ikes.

Brand X is behind the rubout.
(Dan screams)

Bring as many ikes as you
can to the Banana tonight!

And, thanks, Polar!

That's what friends are for.

DAN:
Wait. Wait, okay.

MAN (over P.A.):
The store is now closed.

We ain't gonna make it.
We ain't gonna make it.

Trust me. I mean, I'm no
math major or anything,

but we're going to hit the door.
- We'll be fine.

No way! We're going to hit!
- We'll make it!

I'm here.
My arms, my arms.

(laughing)
Oh, see? See?

I told you we'd make it.
You didn't want to listen to me, right?

We the bug bomb, bro!

We...

What?

Yo, I never should've
tried to chip-slap Krispy.

You can't blame
yourself, Dan.

It's the...
X-o-byte!

Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!

What, are you crazy?

You hit someone up here!

You think
it's duck season?

Do I look like a mallard?

Hold on, hold the line.

(sniffing)

Is that the enticing scent
of rich, creamy chocolate?

Are you chocolate? Are
you made of chocolate?

Really?

That is so sweet.

Hi. Whoa!

(thud)

Vlad Chocool,
chocolate vampire.

Used to have cards.

(laughs)

Do you work out?
I use the ThighMaster.

You're looking pretty good
for biting it.

Excuse me, but they poisoned me
like the other ikes, okay?

It's not my fault...

Again with this.
What can I tell you?

I am the undead.

All right? The undead.

No, you're not dead,

but you're not exactly living,
either.

Sort of like being
in summer school.

(chuckles)

Oh, come on, that's funny.
Now, that's funny.

Let's not lose our senses
of humor.

(over speakers):
Mandatory security rally, tonight.

All icons must attend or face
the penalty of elimination!

FEMALE COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
How can I help?

Upload?

Download?

Scan?

Blue, we're gonna get corporate
to recall Brand X.

Can you bring
up a form?

Wait, don't tell me...
(inhales sharply) bittersweet.

Do you go out much, by the way?
'Cause I like to dance a little myself.

I dance a bit.
(stammers)

This instant glue
will seal their tomb.

Lovely word, "tomb."

(laughing maniacally)

(glue gurgling)

(sniffs)
Loony Glue.

They're locking us in.

What? In here?

W-With him?

Hey, hey, hey,
hey, back off!

I'll work with Blue,
you fly around

and check for loose vent grates.

DAN: Have you flipped
your flapjacks?

CHOCOOL: Anyone have glasses
they don't need?

DAN: Would you fly straight?!
- (both grunt)

Ow!
Ow!

Ow!
Oh, golly, that hurt.

Uh-huh, yeah, good.
(sighs)

Good plan.
(bones cracking)

Maybe we'll just dent
our way out of here.

Ow!

Maybe my eyes aren't that good,
but if you would just let me lead.

Well, the phrase isn't
"blind as an eagle," is it?

No, it's "blind as a bat."

What do you think I am?

And with you on my back yet.

Not that I mind that.

Scanning forms.

Only two recalls on file.

"Priscilla Pusley's
genetically gigantic prunes."

DAN: What kinda fool
needs a bigger prune?

CHOCOOL: We coming up to something?

(both grunting)

Nobody.

Priscilla had the worst sales
in store history.

Okay, I guess I'll be
the bad guy once again

and say
what everyone's thinking.

She's also hideous.

No, I mean, come on, she's
very unattractive because

she-she's a prune.

What do we expect
from her?

Why are we shy
about these things?

Be what you are,
that's what I say.

In her case it's...

horrible.

BLUE: And here is
the other recall.

S-Sunshine recalled?

Who ordered it?
-No name. Address only.

Same location as
Priscilla Pusley's recall.

That's impossible.

Sunshine and Priscilla had
different manufacturers.

Blue, run a search
on that address

against all
the manufacturers on file.

Brand X ordered
both the recalls.

Dex, I just
don't get it.

Brand X took my Sunshine away.

Easy, easy, bro.

I know how you feel.

No, no one can,
not even you.

Okay, but, look,
you got to stay focused

or Brand X is gonna take
everything else you love, too.

Not while I'm still breathing.

Blue, we have
to send a form

to recall all
of Brand X's products.

Pull the plug on these traitors.

B-Bye, ikes.

(laughs)

BLUE:
Sending now.

What happened?

Do you all see
it get darker, too?

Oh, good, for a second
I thought I was having a...

Whoa, mood lighting, though.
You devil dog, look at you.

Brand X must have killed
the power.

But, but the e-mail
went through, right?

Maybe, but now we can't count

on headquarters
coming to save us.

But you said
we ain't gonna survive the night

unless headquarters
gets rid of Brand X.

I don't understand...
I don't get it.

So, what do
we do now?

Fight.

Come on, let's get up
to that vent

and over
to the CopaBanana.

The oven timer
is ticking.

There are only two kinds
of product icons.

Desirable like me...

...and undesirable.

We must send all the
undesirables where they belong--

the Expiration Station.

(crowd gasps)

Better hope Polar brings
a banana boatload of ikes

to the Copa tonight.

Look around.

Do you see an ike
with an inferior product?

Turn in the undesirables.

Join Brand X
for a better way of life.

Ah.

(belching)

(echoes)

(cricket chirps)

Kiwi Koala did it.
No, no, I didn't do any...

Jeepers!

There must be
some mistake.

Hey, hey, wait, where
are you taking me?

From this day forward
you must prove

you are desirable.

Soon we will become
the model of excellence

until the entire world
is just like us.

One store, one X!

CROWD:
One store, one X!

One world, one X!

One world, one X!

ALL:
One store, one X!

("Honor Is Ours" playing)

♪ Hear the drums
of battle ring ♪

♪ Like thunder in the night ♪

♪ Bound with common brothers ♪

♪ We prepare ourselves
to fight... ♪

Reporting for duty as
instructed by my friend

Dex Dogtective.

I didn't think
it'd be so cold, though.

We wish to join le resistance.

(hamsters speaking
foreign language)

(gibbering)

(screaming)

Well, that's swell, but if the boss don't
get here soon, we can all...

Dex Dogtective

has been discontinued.
- (all gasping)

And unless you care to suffer

a long, cruel expiration...

...you will sing your allegiance

to Brand X.

♪ Brand X, Brand X,
it's simple and plain ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X, it's
different but all the same ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X ♪

SOLDIERS:
♪ It's simple and plain ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X ♪

♪ It's different but all the same. ♪
- We want to hear you sing

with feeling.

I am not ze Brand X icon.

Je suis Francois Fromage.

I shoot le stink at you,
you big weenie-like loser.

Don't get smart, cheeseball,

or I'll shred you alive.

Somebody to be helping me--
le cavalry, le rescue?

No?
- Play it.

But, boss...

I said play it.

("USDA" playing)

♪ We are the USDA ♪

♪ We fight for freedom
every day... ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X,
it's simple and plain ♪

♪ Brand X... ♪

♪ We protect and proudly
serve ourselves ♪

♪ Our goods sit grandly
on our shelves... ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X,
it's simple and plain... ♪

♪ United we all stand ♪

♪ All ikes are hand in hand ♪

♪ Proclaim, proclaim ♪

♪ Throughout all the land ♪

♪ We proudly serve ourselves. ♪

Ah,

very touching.

Go tell the lady
this is still my club,

and you and your lousy jingle

aren't welcome.
We will return

to pulverize you all.

(laughing)

Pulverizing!

(laughs)

I love pulverizing.

Dexy, I knew they couldn't
discontinue you.

Not without a fight.

We have the resistance cornered.

We will take no prisoners.

Let's do it.

We will show no mercy.

We've all lost someone--
a friend, a neighbor,

someone we love.

But we can't fight
for the way things were,

only for the way
things should be.

Together we can stop
this tyrant.

Now, who's with us?
- POLAR: I'm with you, guys,

but could somebody
please turn up the heat? (shudders)

We're with you
all the way, boss.

All right, then, let me show you
what I've got in mind.

We will exterminate them all!

One world, one X!

No Dan, no Dex!

So we'll need all
the aluminum foil in the store,

and that, my friends,
is one-stop shopping.

Le Brand X comes! Le Brand X
comes!

This is it.

We stop Brand X here tonight,

or it's this store, then another

till they spread like mold
around the world.

We have to defend ourselves--
and people-- everywhere.

Remember our oath.
To protect and serve...

ALL:
Ourselves!

I have the dirty dog.

Cookie aisle, go!

Come and get me, baby.

Attack

and annihilate!

(grunts)

(woman screams)

He's on the roof.
Get him!

Here goes.

Food!

Fight!

It's a trap!

Wait.

Marshmallows.

What?

It's hot chocolate.

(grunting)
(grunting)

Aah, hot!

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunting)

Take that, dear!

Retreat!

Je suis Francois Fromage

and I am not afraid!

Well, maybe a little.

You be attacking now!

Cream them!

(slurps)

(cheering)

Fools!
I'll destroy them all!

(laughs)

(groans)

LADY X:
All units, go!

Armies, attack!

(grunting)

(groaning)

(mechanical whirring)

(groans)

Hey.

Whip them!

Whip them bad!

(grunting)

Run while you can,
Dex Dogtective!

For soon, I'll have you sitting
up and begging for mercy.

X-o-bytes, fly!

We'll see who
rolls over, baby.

Okay, everyone ready?

(chewing)

Then let's gum up

her works!

They're nothing
but overgrown mosquitoes...

with gigantic deadly stingers!

And there's a ton of 'em!

And they wanna kill me!

(explosions)

(hums quietly)

You are getting sleepy.

I am getting...
(thud)

Mm-ma-mana-mac-chocolate...

(explosions)

Dare the day!

(laughs)

(screams)

Run away! Run away!

Holy guacamole, run!

Squash them all!

Pudding and strudel
is what I think about.

That and myself.

LADY X:
Fry their eggs!

(explosions)

(whimpers)

(explosions)
Head for the Banana!

I'm exquisite!

Annihilate them!

Go!

(explosions)

I'm getting hot in here.

Maximillius, phase two, go!

Maybe I shouldn't oughta
eaten that last donut.

Food goes right
to my butt.

It's okay, Maximillius!

Being able to do fun things,
like eating donuts,

is what we are fighting for!

But, you might wanna keep it
under, like, 40 at a time.

But whose are we gonna find

to slithers in filthy
slime through the sewers,

go into enemy territory

and cut the power lines

to starts the lightning storm?

Ah, slither and slime?

It would appear you're in need
of a professional.

How do we know
you're not with Brand X?

According to the lady,

I'm the poster boy
for undesirable icons.

You know, boss,

if you don't mind
the suggestion,

we could fights fire
with fire here.

Welcome to the war, Weasel.

'Tis a far, far better thing
I do

than I have ever done before.

Well, you got to admit,

that's not saying much.
Whoa!

Note to self:
New friends not working out.

♪ We will stand
for what is right ♪

♪ Never back down
from the fight ♪

♪ Love, it leads the way ♪

♪ Every step we take ♪

♪ Feel the drum beat ♪

♪ In our hearts ♪

♪ We're fire in the skies ♪

♪ Tears in our eyes ♪

♪ A runner never dies ♪

♪ The moment is here ♪

♪ To let go of fear ♪

♪ Knowing ♪

♪ Our destiny lies ♪

♪ With fire ♪

♪ In the skies. ♪

This can't
be happening.

You lied to me!

Lied to you?

That's not true.

I did no more
than you let me do.

You handed me this store

on a party platter.

Frog's legs for dinner?

He knows their plan,

but refuses to talk.

No, that's
gonna hurt!

I'll take that.

Then he won't talk to anyone,

ever again!

Knife coming!
- Enough!

I don't like her.
She's very mean!

Careful, Harry,

if you value what little
hair you have left.

What's the point...

of luxurious locks...

if you can't look yourself
in the mirror? Dear!

Oh, my goodness!
- Let him go!

He'll be exterminated

like the rest of them!

Polar!
I thought I told you

to go to the Banana!
- See, Dex, I can help.

No!

Another pathetic ike
bites the dust.

No one puts Polar
in the freezer.

I'm marking you down,
shrimp toast.

It wasn't my fault!

I was just following orders.

I don't even like her.

Lady X promised she would

make me tall and thin.

DEX:
Then you finally got your wish.

I'm gonna pop
your corn, lady.

Roll over, Dogtective.

You're mine.

(groans)

Long live la resistance! La...

Adios, my brave
cheese puff ike.

(whimpers)

(sighs)

Hang in there, Polar.

If you're ever

in that big freezer
in the sky,

you got a friend, Dex.

Oh.

Use the whole box.

Polar would have
liked it that way.

DOCTOR:
Dex, Dex!

I ran tests on the poison

liquid the X-o-bytes
are stinging our ike...

(whimpers) ...ikes with--
- Doc, Doc, Doc, so, what is it?

It's a deservative.

Okay, imagine
the chemical

opposite of a preservative,
huh, yeah?

One dose causes the victim to
spoil in his own unique way.

A cookie crumbles;
ice cream gets freezer burn.

Oh, chips chip,
crackers crack,

aluminum is foiled!
Don't you see?

Snot happens!

This is a big booger
we're bouncing into even!

I get the picture.

We need an antidote, fast!

(cries)
Ham it, Dex!

I'm a nose doctor,
not a miracle worker! - Go!

What is with this guy?
He's always asking me

to do the impossible things. I
can't do the impossible things!

If I could do them, they
wouldn't be possibly impossible!

(panting)

Ow! (glass breaking)
I'm fine! Nobody saw that! Ah!

All the lightning rods are
in place, I guarantee it.

Well, pretty guaranteed.

I mean, it's almost guaranteed.

I can't guarantee it.

Well, because...
my eyes aren't that good!

I don't see that well!

But my heart's in
the right place, if I had one.

Now, phase two is up
to Cheasel the Weasel.

That idiot?

I mean, fantastic.
I'll go check again.

Easy, Dan, easy.

(explosions)
Man,

phase two ain't gonna work.

Not with all those
X-o-bytes swarming. There's...

There's just too many of 'em.

They're refueling their poison

inside the
Brand X building.

Can you fly me over
Lady X's aisle?

Oh, yeah, sure. No prob.

Except I don't have
a death wish!

If I can cut off
their poison supply,

maybe we can turn
this thing around!

(explosion)

Dex, suppose you make it in?

There's no way you'll get out.

It's suicide!

(explosion)

Like Sunshine always
used to say,

"When in doubt, just do the right thing
and you can't go wrong."

Yeah, man, but
I don't want to lose you, too.

Hey, pal, you're the one
who convinced me

to get back in the game.

You never stopped believing
in me,

even when I stopped
believing in myself.

That's 'cause you're the best.

But if you go in there,
you ain't coming out.

Don't do it, Dex!

You should be here with us.

I should have been
with you the whole time.

But after Sunshine,
I just gave up.

I let you all down.

(explosion)

I know now that
my problems

are just a hill of
coffee beans compared

to our store, our world,

our family.

If I don't make it back,

I'm counting on you
to take my place, pal.

Me? No, I can't.

You can do it, Dan.
I believe in you.

This place won't be
the same without you.

I won't be.

The secret's inside, old buddy.

You'll be just fine. So,

am I flying, or am I walking?
- All right.

Let's win this sucker!

(clanking)

Oh!
(thudding and clinking)

(cat yowling)

(clanking)

(whirring)

(wind whipping)

(sniffing)

(saw buzzing)

(tires screeching)

(wood creaking)

(creaking continues)

Agony.

She's like my loyal beloved.

You got loyal

beloved!

I want you... loyal beloved!

(growling)

(grunts)

Allow me to introduce you.

(grunts)

(creaking and thudding)

(electrical hissing)

(thunderous explosions)

Note to self:
Cheasel T. Weasel rocks.

(engine whining, explosions)

DAN:
Okay, okay.

Hey, Dex, don't worry, bro.

I'm gonna get you closer.

Once more into the
bleach, my friend.

Once more.
(whimpers)

Uh, Dex?

Dex!

(explosions)
Dare the day, Dex.

Dare the day.
(engine revving)

(metallic clank,
low rolling thunder)

Uh, Dex's plan is working!

Duh, but I still
do not know how.

MOOSE:
Like a meatball, this guy!

Cheasel's starting
an electrical lightning storm.

We put lightning rods on all
our buildings to keep 'em safe.

Brand X don't have lightning
rods, so they gets destroyed.

A true spark of genius.

The boss is a regular
Benjamin Franklin!

Yeah. Uh, duh,
who's Benjamin Franklin?

Benjamin Franklin with
the key and the kite,

the lightning, the...
Uh, what aisle is he in?

Ah, forget about it.

(distant explosions)

(whirring, liquid gurgling)

(metallic clinking,
wind whipping)

(wind whipping)

(clang, explosions,
glass breaking)

I'm coming for you, Lady.

(crackling, thudding)

(thunder rumbling)

Sunshine!

Dex!

Hold it right there,

or Blondie gets it.

SUNSHINE:
Watch out!

On your knees, Dog.

(hissing, thunder rumbling)

I always knew you
were damaged goods.

I'm not the one
who's gonna be poppy-whipped,

you cold-farted itch.

Exterminate them both.

Her first.

Make him watch
his Sunshine fade away.

With great pleasure.

(loud thunderclap,
glass breaking)

Okay, then,
I'll just leave you to it.

(thunderclap)

Ow! (groaning)

I thought
that only worked in movies.

(wind whipping)

Raisins, Dex!

(wind whipping,
ricocheting)

(whistling)

(grunts)

Well, this isn't
very much fun, is it?

(groans)

I think I've just wet myself.

(gasps)

It feels rather nice.

Oh!
(thud)

(hissing, thunder rumbling,
explosion)

Oh, Dex.

I knew you'd find me.

I'm sorry. I thought you were...

I'm here.
We're together.

My world is whole
again, kitten.

I never stopped
believing in you, Dex.

And I always kept you
close to my heart.

My big, tough guy.

What have they done to you?

Brand X took my essence.

Of course!

The perfumed smell.

That's why it
was familiar.

The secret ingredient
in their elixir.

The evil X turned your
sweetness, your goodness

into something vile.

(loud rumbling thunder,
wooden creaking)

The whole thing
could go any minute.

As long as I'm with you,
nothing else matters.

(plane engine buzzing)

(hissing, explosion)

Only one way he can make it in time!
- Not the--

Yes, kitten, the loop-de-loop.

He's never pulled it off.

Come on, Dan.
You the man.

(engine revving)
You got to be... for them!

You can do it, pal!
Just believe it!

Believe in yourself!
Come on!

That's it, Dan!
The loop-de-loop!

He'll get it this time;
I know he will.

Oh,

dare the day!

Whoo!

ALL:
Dare the day and fly away.

Yes,

the sun is shining again,
baby!

Whoo! Look at you.

Bring me anything?
Give me a hug.

It's so good to see you.

SUNSHINE:
I just knew you'd do it, Danny.

DEX:
Me too, pal, me too.

SUNSHINE:
Dex, something's wrong.

What's happening?

I understand that somebody

ordered a recall.

Dan, go find Lady X.

I've got a bone to pick
with this guy.

No, Dex, you can't.

Not a human.

You'll be crushed.

I'll be fine.
I have to be,

to make sure nothing bad
ever happens to you.

Maximillius, Lola,
let's bring him down.

You got it, boss.

Mi comprendo big time,
jefe.

Hey, whack job.

It's checkout time.

You pompous pip-squeak.

I'll stomp you into oblivion.

I was hoping you'd say that.

I'll crush

your little friends

into icon stew.

(mechanical hissing)

A robot?

Extraordinary, aren't I?

How the Ho-Ho's
can this be happening?

Don't you recognize me,
Dogtective?

Sunshine's old neighbor?

Priscilla?

From Priscilla Pusley's
Genetically Giant Prunes?

But you were recalled.

And butt-ugly.

Quick trip to Brazil
for a little plastic surgery,

and I'm back for my revenge.

So, you built yourself
a human robot

and recalled Sunshine.

Then you stole her essence
to make your elixir for Brand X?

Why?
All anyone ever wanted

was that sweet
Sunshine Goodness.

Two months I sat on the shelf

next to little Miss Perfect.

No one bought my beautifully,
genetically giant prunes.

But how did you get in
and out of the store?

You're an ike.

Humans.

When you look like this,
you can get them to do anything.

Size only counts for men.

(stammering)

Clever plan, Pus,

but Brand X is being recalled.

You'll never get me.

I still have my elixir;
I'll be back.

But enough about me.
Let's kill you.

DAREDEVIL DAN:
Yo, dog, put your guard up.

Sugar smack upside
her prune head!

Put your arms--
- MAXIMILLIUS: Forget about it.

Boss'll never, ever hit a dame.

Tell me something.
Uh, are those melons real?

MAXIMILLIUS:
He should Pudding Pop her one.

That ain't his MO.

Forget about it.

He won't hit her.

Not now, not never.

But I will.

The bimbo's mine.

Get ready, Lady,
'cause I'm gonna kick you

where the sun don't shine.

Bring it on;
let's go.

You're not so tough now.

DAREDEVIL DAN:
Oh, look at you!

Sunshine chip-slapped her

back to ugly.

SUNSHINE:
Gross.

It doesn't have
to end like this.

All I ever really wanted
was you.

Well, you, and world domination.

Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a Spam.

Oh, the indignity of it all!

Dan, wrap her up and take her

to the Expiration Station
for recall

with the rest
of Brand X.

I heard there was a resistance.

(giggles)
Call me fashionably late.

You may be mostly fluff, Harry,

but the rest of you is pretty strong stuff.
- Oh, I'm off

for a quick calm down
and shot of toodly-pip.

Nice work, everybody.

Dex, Dex, Dex, I found
an antidote to the deservative.

It should bring all the ikes

back to life.

Oh, joy!
Let's give it a whiff, huh?

I knew you'd save me, friend.

Oh, my.

But it's still chilly.

Oh, Dex,
I'm so proud of you.

You saved us all.

We saved each other
because the secret is inside.

Inside all of us!

All right, see?

Things really
turned out perfect.

The good old days are back.

With one change, I hope.

Sunshine...

...will you marry me?

Oh, yes, Dex.

(cheering)

Dex is Jewish?

Yeah, kosher.

Soy vey,
who knew?

♪ Any time that things
go wrong ♪

♪ We can work it out ♪

♪ We've been waiting
for so long... ♪

Now that we're married,

I want to see what's
under that hat.

I love you, kitten.

♪ We see things
so much clearer ♪

♪ I'm so glad, now that
we're... ♪

♪ Here on the bright side... ♪

You know, for a
minute there,

I almost felt a
tear, but, uh,

must've been
that red onion.

Duh, this is all
so beautiful.

Why are you afraid
to express your emotions?

(sobbing)

♪ Just take a look around you ♪

♪ You're gonna see ♪

♪ Lots of love
and smiling faces ♪

♪ That's all you need ♪

♪ And I believe... ♪

I'm warm. I'm warm!

♪ This all happened
like it should ♪

♪ In a place where it's all good... ♪
- No, wait.

Yeah, no, I'm
still a little cold.

♪ Here on the bright side ♪

♪ Everything's right side ♪

♪ The secret is inside... ♪

Did you really cut the cheese
on that lieutenant, Tex?

Oui, but that
was just Muenster.

I was ready to cut
loose a Limburger.

You got flow.

You got style.

A bueno hombre.

♪ Like a dream ♪

♪ Now that we are one... ♪

I can, uh, I can dance
a little, cut a rug.

I'm, uh, very
light on my feet.

It might surprise you.

("Hava Nagila" plays)

♪ Here on the bright side ♪

♪ Everything's right side... ♪

So, I said to Dex,

"Dex, I'll take all the risk

"by flying you
into the belly of the beast.

"Then I'll lead
the troops into battle,

while, you know, you're just
doing whatever you do."

Hey, thanks, baby.

"Then I'll do the thing
with the buildings."

In other words,
it was all me, basically.

(chuckles)

Hey, give me some sugar, sugars.

♪ We make it through,
together again ♪

♪ Here on the bright side ♪

♪ Everything's right side ♪

♪ The secret's inside. ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It was a day like any other ♪

♪ From waking in the morning
till the stars were in the sky ♪

♪ When all at once,
magic happened ♪

♪ Oh, it took me by surprise ♪

♪ Now, my heart is beating
like a circus drum ♪

♪ And this whole world
feels better than it was ♪

♪ I can't believe
this has happened to me ♪

♪ I'm in love,
you made me a believer ♪

♪ It's so much more
than we dreamed it would be ♪

♪ We're in love,
it couldn't be sweeter ♪

♪ Oh, you got me believing... ♪

♪ It's amazing how
a feeling takes you over ♪

♪ In a moment of forever,
our lives were turned around ♪

♪ But we're so happy together ♪

♪ Never gonna
let each other down ♪

♪ Now I look back and think
about how far we've come ♪

♪ How this whole world
feels better than it ever was ♪

♪ I can't believe
this has happened to me ♪

♪ I'm in love,
you made me a believer ♪

♪ It's so much more
than we dreamed it would be ♪

♪ We're in love,
it couldn't be sweeter ♪

♪ I can't believe
this has happened to be ♪

♪ I'm in love,
you made me a believer ♪

♪ It's so much more
than we dreamed it would be ♪

♪ We're in love,
it couldn't be sweeter ♪

♪ Oh, you got me believing ♪

♪ Yes, you got me believing ♪

♪ I'm a believer ♪

♪ If you believe it ♪

♪ Oh, you got me believing. ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumping
when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ We are one ♪
♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be ♪

♪ Nothing gonna stand
in the way of our fantasy ♪

♪ 'Cause it's our world... ♪

♪ At the end of each day,
with the fading light ♪

♪ Me and my friends come out
to greet the night ♪

♪ We'll show 'em we can take it,
and then you'll see ♪

♪ A beautiful world made
for you and me ♪

♪ Don't back up,
don't back down ♪

♪ We're gonna show this town ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumping
when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ We are one ♪
♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be ♪

♪ Nothing gonna stand
in the way of our fantasy ♪

♪ 'Cause it's our world ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumping
when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ We are one ♪
♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be ♪

♪ Nothing gonna stand
in the way of our fantasy ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's our world. ♪