Flesh Blanket (2018) Movie Script

- We are

born free as children.

We love to run and play,

sing and dance, be happy.

Then we learn that

there are rules.

Don't be independent,

don't think for yourself,

don't question the church,

don't question the police.

Don't question corporations,

don't question the government,

don't be different,

don't love anybody,

don't judge anybody,

don't need anybody,

don't be a sexual being,

don't have any sexual thoughts,

don't look to the stars,

don't see the world as it is.

Don't look too deep,

don't point out hypocrisy,

don't say obvious things,

don't talk about real life.

Don't admit to being a deviant,

don't be original.

Don't be human.

Lenny Bruce changed

the face of comedy.

Lenny Bruce was the

first comic to talk

about his real life on stage.

Lenny Bruce was

the first to openly

talk about sex on stage.

Lenny Bruce was the

first to honestly

talk about drugs on stage.

Lenny was the first to be real.

Lenny was groundbreaking,

Lenny was dangerous,

Lenny was arrested for

the word cocksucker.

Lenny Bruce was only on

network TV six times.

Carrot Top has been on network

television over

one thousand times.

Lenny refused to live in fear.

Lenny Bruce was the

first rockstar comic.

Lenny Bruce was the brother

Bob Dylan never had.

Lenny was arrested eight

times for obscenity.

Lenny Bruce appealed his case

all the way to the

Supreme Court and won.

Lenny received

the only posthumus

pardon in the history

of New York State.

Lenny Bruce was said to headline

the greatest underground

comedy show ever

called The Sunshine Express.

August first 1966,

Lenny Bruce died

of a heroin overdose

before it could happen.

The Sunshine Express was

supposed to take place

at the Flying Aces Club

in Barstow, California.

August 1966, this

was a secret event

organized by free

speech advocates.

Jay Edgar Hoover had

the Flying Aces Club

burned to the ground

to stop the event.

Lenny Bruce died just

days before the event

in a time of severe

political correctness,

eight standup comedians

attempted to recreate

the Sunshine Express on the

very spot it almost took place.

- Slide your chair

an inch to the right.

An inch.

- What the fuck happened

to my fucking lighter?

My name is Brandon

Graham and I set out

to make a cutting edge

documentary on freedom of speech.

Everything went terribly wrong.

This is what happened.

The financing of the Lenny

Bruce Experiment was...

Difficult.

- Here's all I'm saying, Brando,

when George calls,

hand me the phone.

- Brandon.

Just be confident, dude.

Just tell him whatever

he wants to hear, man.

You know, like you're trying

to talk a girl into bed, dude.

- You need to accept The Secret.

You need to manifest it.

We're getting that money.

- Don't shush me.

- Shh, shh, shut the fuck up.

- Give me the phone!

- Shut the fuck up.

- Give me the phone!

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I happen to be, uh, close...

With George Clooney.

Fucking assholes.

- If I was on that phone...

I'd feel better about this.

- Yeah, so you

liked the treatment?

Oh.

Oh well.

Can you pass it along?

- Wait.

- No.

- We got it.

- Making a movie, smiley face.

- I'm on

the status updates.

- Fuck.

Fuck.

- High five, we're

making a movie.

- Man, making a movie.

- There he is, director--

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.

He passed.

- What?

- Listen, listen, listen.

- I'm not pleased.

- He's gonna pass it along.

That means there's a follow up.

He said it was

really interesting,

he's got a lot on his plate.

- If he's gonna pass it along,

then he needs to talk to me

so he knows what

he's passing along.

- There's another

connection, okay?

- Okay.

- I'm gonna go to Saratoga.

I don't plan, I don't

know how to get up there.

Oh, whoa.

No, no!

When your Hollywood

connections don't work

when you're trying to get an

independent feature going,

it's always best to

go to family money

and, uh, I happen

to be married to

a beautiful woman

whose uncle is, um,

is big in horse racing.

Seriously.

Saratoga was a disaster.

It was a waste of

money and time.

Wanna be in The Lenny

Bruce Experiment with me?

Huh?

No, no.

What am I gonna say?

- Don't be nervous, man.

We're going to a party

and it's gonna be fun.

- My producer partners

decided that they would have

Mike Tsirklin come

with me to Connecticut

to meet with John Alhern,

another potential investor,

a former professional

golfer I used to caddy for.

What's going on, man?

- Hey, look who it is!

How are you?

- Fresh fish.

- What do you got for us?

- Guys, I got something that's

gonna change your lives.

I got a pitch for you, okay?

We're gonna make a movie.

I'm going to do for comedy

what Al Gore did

for global warming.

Okay?

And I thought...

You know, third time's the charm

that John's gotta

give me something.

500 thousand dollars,

are you guys in?

- We're in.

- I'll give you 13

thousand dollars.

- 13 grand...

Perfect, I can

work with 13 grand.

- What?

13 thousand?

Dude, we're not making

a movie in 1940.

This is a Talkie.

- Just one little caveat...

That dick...

Can have nothing to do with it.

Nothing.

13 thousand.

- It's a deal.

- What?

Did you just sell

me out for 13 grand?

- He's kidding, he's kidding.

- No!

Kidding!

The dude from Cocoon

is not kidding, dude!

- The realization that

I wasn't gonna get

500 thousand dollars

wasn't as difficult

as the realization

that I only had 13.

I'm sitting next to him

on the fucking plane.

- Well good luck with that.

- Who the fuck has a

yacht in Connecticut,

you stupid fat cat yacht owners?

Fuck all of you!

Fuck all you!

- Mike, Mike...

- And you know what, kid?

Smoke crack cause your

dreams will never come true.

What the fuck, man?

I can't believe you sold

me out for 13 grand.

You son of a bitch.

- Fuck!

I had to replace Mike

Tsirklin as a producer.

Fuck you!

- Fuck you, man!

- I knew you guys

were gonna come.

So...

What does it look like?

When Mike pushed me

into the water...

Um, I got bacteria and

I have a massive...

Infection on this

side of my face.

So I had surgery...

And I drank a little

bit of vodka last night.

- That's what you

told me last time.

- I know.

- Good.

- I got pus coming

out of my eye.

Enough.

You're such a dick.

Get the fuck outta here.

Mom, don't let the fucking

cameraman in the fucking house.

While I'm not

feeling fucking well.

I'm getting an implant, but...

I'm still missing

a tooth right here

because of Mike Tsirklin.

I'm on my way to, uh,

Dave Levin's place,

we're having a little barbecue

in honor of that we got some...

Some funds for The

Lenny Bruce Experiment.

- It's a way to...

To talk about in the

industry, you know?

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm making a movie.

- Yeah.

- Wow, okay.

Oh, peach cobbler.

- Oh, here we go, peach cobbler.

- Nothing better than shirtless

peach cobbler on a Sunday.

- Good ass peach cobbler.

- Oh my God.

Dad, this is good cobbler.

- Let's celebrate with the

fact that we did get money

for our fucking feature, we

are going to make a feature.

Everyone let's, let's

clang cobbler, okay?

Even you, douchebag.

Actually, you should leave.

- Thank you, that should help.

- What?

- You should leave.

- You...

Really?

- I'll give you a

call later, man.

- Hey, we're still

shooting the potheads, man.

- Fuck you, man.

- Here's to 13 grand.

- We got the money

for our first feature.

- Who's gonna pay for

the peach cobbler?

- Are you rolling

a joint and talking

to our investors

at the same time?

- Our investors are cool.

Unlike you.

We made a crucial

mistake by hooking up

with local drug dealers

to coordinate our show.

But they were the only way to

promote anything in Barstow.

- You guys want

little lines or big lines?

- This just making me

cool for everybody.

- Damn, dude!

- Can I, can I tell

you two things, David?

- That's it, Mexican, let's go!

I'm shaving your beard, dude.

I'm fucking shaving it!

- You know what's funny, David?

- Whoa, oh!

- Anakin's selling

crack at the same time.

- We're not insured yet, dude.

- Come here, Gabe, come here!

- You know what's funny?

That's not coke.

- It was a generic

sweet and low.

- What is this?

An Adam Sandler joke?

- 13 thousand dollars, what

the fuck do you do with that?

You don't do much with that.

So it was embarrassing,

it was humiliating

talking to Randal Reeder

and having him help

us out on this.

- Have a seat, Randal will

be down in a few minutes.

- Hey, Brandon Graham.

Guys, sit.

Randal Reeder is a

big character actor,

producer, director,

he was excited

to come on the project.

- It's my God givin'

right to kill and grill.

- How long is this?

- Shh.

- I really had some,

some big comedians

who were interested

in the project,

that all sort of

went out the window

and I sort of started having

to rely on Randal for talent.

- So what are we doing?

Making a movie or what?

- We're making a movie.

- I'm gonna bring in...

I got, uh, T-Rex.

You seen him?

Black guy, he's great.

You know who I'm talking about?

That Kato Kaelin.

- Oh, Kato, Kato.

- Anyone see the thing?

Adam Hunter, maybe?

- We're working, we have

13 thousand seed money

but we're gonna--

- It's a

passion project!

And we're gonna shoot grainy

and we're gonna shoot

in black and white.

Seed money.

Fuck yourself with your

fucking seed money.

I don't need this shit, okay?

I've done fucking Last Comic

Standing season six, bitches.

- Well, he's not doing

Killin' and Grillin',

that's for damn sure.

- I had slated Nick Swarzden...

Is it?

Is it Swarzden or

is it Schwarzden?

- B-Swine, you

wanna be in a movie?

- Hell yeah, man.

- He's funny, man.

And he knows McConaughey.

- Yeah, yeah.

- How do you know McConaughey?

- You're a comedian?

- Yeah, I was...

McConaughey's stunt

stand-in in Lincoln Lawyer

and I drove his car around.

- Yeah, yeah, he's pretty

a good body double.

- He's a stand-in.

- Yeah, well, you're

in a movie now.

- Well, I'm in a movie now!

- You excited?

- Yeah.

Whoo!

- Sweet dreams come true, right?

- Yeah, like I'm saying

I'm not trying to come in

and take over your project.

You know me, I don't want a

hundred percent of anything,

I want 20% of

fucking everything.

I guess, we're gonna have

nudity in 30 minutes.

Right?

- Um...

- So we can get

foreign distribution.

- In the spirit

of Lenny Bruce...

- We gotta make some money.

- I just wanna make

sure the audition

is not just a stripper pole.

- I had been talking

to them about

bringing in the mix

of some sexy vixens

from the very beginning

and I think that was a...

A bad call.

- Drums for Leffert.

- Dinah Leffert,

brilliant comedian.

A real fine piece of ass.

- Who rolled this shitty joint?

My parents were

quintessential hippies.

I mean, I was probably

conceived on acid, okay?

Israel fits perfectly

into Florida.

I think we should move

all gay people into Israel

and call Israel

our gay Australia.

Fudge Packistan.

Palestinians are gonna

be throwing rocks at gays

and they're gonna be like...

Could we just get the Jews back?

- Oh!

- Georgia Cuylenberg.

Sweet Australian, comedian,

actress with no hair.

- What?

- I swear to God,

I grew no hair.

- What?

- Since when?

- Where?

- Um, I lost all my

hair three years ago.

It's probably not

the worst thing

because it's okay now.

But I got alopecia areata,

so this isn't mine.

I can wear whatever

hair I want at any time.

♪ Bubbles ♪

♪ Make me happy ♪

- Alicia Becker.

- This is the thickest

rolled joint I've ever seen.

- Intelligent,

naive...

- I'm legitimately

into that so much.

Probably would judge

a person more on what

sneakers they're

wearing than if they

were doing cocaine every day.

♪ Handful after,

handful of Doritos ♪

- Shelley Michelle,

world's most famous body double.

- On Howard Stern, I

remember those days.

- Oh, the old.

The most fun you never

ever wanted to have.

- Wake up!

♪ Last night ♪

♪ I stayed up late

to masturbate ♪

♪ It felt so grand ♪

♪ I used my hand ♪

- I'm coming for you.

- Slap

him in the face.

- No, I'll hurt him.

- No, no, don't hurt him

but hit him in the face.

Yeah.

Very con...

Oh shit.

- You're hired!

- Christina DeRosa.

Christina DeRosa was

Ramsey's childhood friend.

Ramsey really pushed

her into the film.

I thought, you know, it

seemed like a great idea.

She's beautiful,

she's successful,

she's done a lot of

work in Hollywood,

she's done some softcore porn.

The male comedians...

Always trying to

one-up each other.

Prove to themselves who

has the smallest penis.

- What's your name?

- Brad Pitt.

Glad to meet you.

- Kato Kaelin is a great guy.

- Yeah.

- Is that that new

Snickers phone?

Oh, who is this?

Kit Kat, hi!

It's Kato.

Oh shit, my phone melted.

I spent the night

with Kato Kaelin

and all I got was

this lousy t-shirt.

Everybody, T-Rex,

very famous comedian.

He's been to Bangkok.

- I have not.

I've been to, uh...

I've been to a Thai

massage place, though.

- T-Rex...

- Where's the fucking food?

Where's breakfast?

- Funny guy, Vegas performer.

- I just figured

it out, rape stands

for a rejection

after penile entry.

- Brian Swineheart.

Ladies' man.

- I hope you don't mind...

Asses in your face.

- Oh, I don't mind.

7-11.

Not the typical

place you wanna...

Pick up on somebody.

People that go to 7-11,

desperate and not that smart.

Hello.

- Hi.

- How are you?

- B-Swine, wait, you just

picked up this girl right now?

- Swine, Swine, Swine, Swine.

- Johnny Blaze.

- Are you Brandon?

- I'm Brandon, man.

- Oh.

- Now you're putting two

and two together, dude.

- It takes me a little while.

- Invited himself

to the experiment.

- Please tell me,

for the love of God,

that Johnny Blaze as

he's now calling himself

is not anywhere near this.

- We're gonna have him audition.

- What did the one

lesbian piranha

say to the other

lesbian piranha?

- What?

- See, we really

do taste like chicken.

- You know

what's annoying?

Mad shitty comics, or not even

a fucking comic, does time.

What the fuck is that?

- I'm talk, I'm talking.

- You're right, I

shouldn't act like you.

- Dave tried his

best to entertain everyone.

♪ This is what I wanna

do to your butt ♪

♪ This is what I wanna

do to your butt ♪

- But he ended

up annoying everyone.

- The less Dave

talks, the better.

- I'm not a fucking PA anymore.

Look-it, he's always gotta

fucking one up me, dude.

- Brandon, are you throwing up

because he made you throw up?

- It became

very clear, very quickly

that this movie was not about

a bunch of ragtag comedians

pushing the limits

of freedom of speech

and was about an

oversized comedian

who was on the verge

of a nervous breakdown.

- Brandon!

- I met Ramsey on the

set of a television pilot

called the Real Potheads

of North Hollywood.

- Pancakes and blowjobs.

Yippee Skippy!

Boo!

- It's important to

see how Ramsey was

at the beginning of

the day of the shoot.

- Ramsey, dude...

- Yo.

- I'm giving you a flip camera.

- Alright.

- You want it?

- Do I have to be

awake for the flip cam?

- No.

- Okay.

- Start getting

your shit together.

- Don't come here to take two.

- Is there any of

those double shots

or some caffeine around?

I didn't sleep at all.

- Where's Ramsey?

- I don't know, dude.

- Is he still in the room?

- Do you ever just get

the feeling that...

No matter what you do it's

not gonna be good enough?

- Come in!

- Your double shot

espresso coffee, Ramsey.

- Like there's no

pressure on you for this.

And no I'm not

self-sabotaging, I'm just...

It's gonna work

out, I understand.

This is how I always get.

I always...

I always have to, like,

wig out about stuff

before anything good happens,

that's just the way

it works for me.

- What time is it?

It's like fucking ten thirty

and Ramsey's still in his room.

- He's our star.

- It's a, it's a lot of...

This is a lot harder than

I thought it would be.

Cause--

Yes?

- Yo, dude, everyone's here.

- That's great.

Um, everyone's here?

- He's communicating

but he's still in robe.

- Could you come

here for a minute?

- They're fighting over there?

- Lover's spat.

- Yeah, a little bit.

- Come on, dude, it's me, T-Rex.

- What, you said

don't open the door?

- What up?

- Just I got like no sleep...

- Are you not in a

good mood, Ramsey?

- Not in a

good mood and, uh...

Feel like I could do 45 minutes

and these guys got like a

million lights, so it's...

I just wanna say a

couple of things.

Let's, um, try to

remember today's about

Lenny Bruce and free speech

and that's what it's about.

That's free speech.

All the comics are far

more concerned with

rounding up strange

women to have sex with

than any kind of thing

involving free speech.

They have no idea

about their own art.

- Well, you know all I can say

is that I hope you're wrong.

I'm not going in

there again, dude.

I'm not going in there again.

Oh no, no, no, none of that.

- Relax.

- Relax, alright, thank you.

Thank you, aw, thank you.

This is what I really need.

Oh, a kiss from an Italian!

A real Italian!

- That's a real

kiss, God damn it.

- Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I can smell it.

- America.

- Oh, oh hey, looks who's here.

It was my idea to bring

Ramsey's father in.

He...

Ramsey volunteered

him as our attorney.

Everyone this is Reid.

This is Ramsey's father.

- Oh wow.

- He's also our lawyer.

- This is very important.

- He's going to stay here in LA

in case we get into

some serious trouble,

it's two hours to Barstow.

So we're covered.

So feel free to get into

some serious trouble,

he will bail us out.

- Just like that.

- Just like that?

He's a big attorney,

he's a Palm Beach attorney.

I mean, Ramsey's father

is an amazing fellow.

- It was a pleasure meeting you.

- Alright, I'm

sorry you can't go.

- That's alright,

they're gonna regret it.

Cause I'm funny.

Crash and burn, you gotta

learn that way, right?

- Reid Moore, here.

Eh...

Alan, I understand...

- Cause even in my own movie,

I'm like the least

important person.

- I didn't

know their history

and I know people have claimed

that I did know these things

that I orchestrated this

whole thing to self-destruct.

- We're experiencing

some turbulence.

- Get ready, baby,

for a wild ride.

- Freedom is what

it's all about.

- I think we had a

real fascinating group of...

You know, of crazy

fucks involved in this

and there's no way

that we weren't

gonna get something

absolutely fascinating.

- You always have

to sound like you're

swallowing an ice cold water

after walking

through the desert.

- Ramsey!

- Yes?

- Boobs

were an important part

of The Lenny Bruce Experiment.

Georgia had agreed

show her breasts,

Dinah Leffert had

agreed show her breasts.

It marred the experiment,

it proved to be the unraveling

of the whole experiment.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh my God, I'm never

kissing you again, Ramsey.

God!

- I'm sorry.

- That's terrible!

- I know, it's like...

- I'm sorry.

Um...

No, but it's not

funny cause it's real,

it's funny cause it was kind...

Oh fuck.

- Oh my God.

- Never mind, this...

This is pretty much the worst

thing that ever happened.

- But that's also

kinda hot, I mean.

She made something

bad and made it good.

- And Ramsey?

- The worst thing that

happened to me was, um...

- What?

- I was eight and I had a...

Younger brother that

was a year and a half

and my dad was running

for political office

and, um, my sister who was...

Ten was taking care of a year

and a half year old named Hiram.

And, uh...

She, uh...

Started the bath and uh...

Put Hiram in the bathtub.

And every day, you

know, we were kids...

Every day like three

o'clock or three thirty,

TBS they played

the Three Stooges.

So she came in and...

Was watching the

Three Stooges with us

and forgot about my

little brother and...

He proceeded to

drown in the bathtub.

And to make matters worse,

for political reasons, my father

made us pretend like it

didn't happen for a month

so he could get elected.

Because he knew that would

hurt his chances

of getting elected.

So we had to pretend like

he was alive for a month.

That was the worst thing

that ever happened.

- That's pretty shitty.

- But if I hadn't

been through that

I wouldn't be a

comic or an actor.

You know.

I'd be another schmuck

going to Ivy League school,

working on Wall Street

and dropping dead

of a heart attack at 42.

Thank goodness.

- Amen.

- Things

seemed to calm down.

Guys, we are in Barstow!

That was until I found out

that Johnny Blaze and Reid

were on their way

up to the event.

- I hate these fuckin' people.

None of them make sense

at all, it's like...

Can you...

- Uh...

- Ramsey, are you okay?

- I'm cool.

I'm pretty pissed

that my dad's here.

Cause he was told

specifically not to come.

- But he just wants

to support you.

- No, he doesn't.

- What are you afraid of?

- I'm afraid that

he's just trying to...

He's been doing

this my whole life.

I'm afraid he's just trying

to steal the spotlight and...

Glom his way into shit.

That's what I'm afraid of.

- You are gonna be awesome.

Don't worry.

- Alright, thank you.

- You're welcome.

- You're awesome.

- What's up?

- Did we or did we

not specifically say

you are not coming to

Barstow to the show?

- Yes!

- And Dad, we

specifically talked about

not coming to the show.

- Oh, wait a minute, I came--

- Specifically!

- I came all the way out

here to California...

- Yeah?

- To see the situation,

now you think I shouldn't

come to the show?

- No, come.

And I'm sorry, Johnny, come.

Come to the show.

- Oh, so I--

- Come to the show

because you know what?

Nobody else is doing what

the fuck I want today,

so why would Johnny Blaze and

my dad not be any different?

- You know what,

since I'm here...

I will be a PA.

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you.

I will, I did wanna come.

- If he goes off his

rocker, it's not my fault.

- I know, Reid, can we take

a little walk for a second?

I think he's a little

jealous that you

sort of take some of the

attention away from him.

You're a very

charismatic guy, okay?

Sit sort of away from the stage.

I just don't want him to...

To see, see you.

- I'll try not to

aggravate the situation.

- Alright, thank

you, I know it sounds

a little unreasonable.

- Um, where's my limo guy?

What'd you say?

We're short a person, dude.

- Okay.

- You're a limo

driver but you're...

Yeah, uh, what...

What else do you do?

- As most people in LA, I

came to be an actor so...

- Okay, you came to be an actor.

So you know how to PA?

- No.

- I need you to

run follow a spot.

Okay, so take care of him

but you just gotta

move the light around

so you can shoot the

comedian with the light.

Ramsey wants to talk

to the guys alone.

- Oh okay, okay, sure!

- Okay, so in five minutes I

need you guys all out of here.

I think you should

stay over there.

- Sorry.

- Stay.

- Alright.

- Oh that's nice, fella.

- You like that?

It's a really nice cock.

- I thought it would be bigger.

- Can I talk now?

- I knew that things would...

Get a little messy with

Ramsey at the helm.

- Comedy to me is a

sacred fucking thing.

It is saying what no

one can say in public

and saying it anyway

and being cool with it.

It's saying I could

fucking rape my sister

and making a joke about it.

It's saying my friend got

shot in the face for crack

and making a joke about it.

It's saying the fucking

Holocaust happened

and the Jews had it coming

and making a joke about it.

It's about pushing the envelope,

it's about having an art form.

We are part of a

fucking fraternity

and we're, the reason

we're all shit on

over and over again as opposed

to some fucking hack band

that's playing, you

know, Matchbox 20 covers

is because the shit

that went on today.

Realize the power you

have in your hands

to get on the stage

and say something

that no one else can say!

There's a whole country of

people dying in cubicles

and having heart

attacks and Lipitor

is the most popular

drug because people

can't handle their lives!

We get to live free!

And people die for that.

And if you can shit

it away on pussy

or you're a black man and you're

acting like a fucking coon.

- How is that?

- Your pants are

around your legs,

you're shoving your

face in ass and stuff.

- Did you not tell me

you wanted me to do this

for your fucking thing?

To go--

- But I also, I also thought

you'd know more once

you'd be in the thing.

Did you even

Wikipedia Lenny Bruce?

- Ramsey, I--

- Did you even read a

book of Lenny Bruce?

Did you even, you know,

did you even look at a YouTube?

But you know, you

know every single

thing about every girl

you wanted to fuck ever.

- Well, that's probably the

reason I got into standup

and I'm not gonna lie.

Cause I like it when

girls laugh at me.

Since I was in fourth

grade, I fucking love it.

I love when girls laugh at me.

- The whole part

of the experiment

was that, was to be--

- Well the experiment

has motherfucking failed!

- Where's this shit

coming from, Ramsey?

Like what the fuck?

- Let's go, let's go, out, out.

Please.

- Yeah,

but that's immature, man.

- Yeah, it is immature.

Please.

Please, all of you

guys get out of here.

- Go have a good show, you

heartless motherfuckers.

- Yeah, please, get

out of the fucking...

Get out of the green room.

- Gotta get a chair, man.

- You too, Dave.

Cause you're not an artist.

- You know, you saying

I'm not a fucking artist?

After all that I've suffered?

After all that I've done

for you and for your shit.

For you and for your shit!

- And you don't get

this, this is art.

- Fuck off.

- They may have not

risen to the occasion,

I may fucking agree with you

but that was fucking wrong, man.

Fuck.

- I'm gonna be your host

throughout the entire night,

so you can't get sick of Kato.

- In his twisted mind,

how he sees the movie--

- Don't, don't listen to

him, listen to Brandon.

- Yeah, as far as--

- He's not right.

He's not the director, fuck him.

- She's like, we got

these super fans.

Here, Irene, do a quick

supermodel set for us.

Give me that hair!

Walk towards me, baby.

It's Irene, modeling the

latest from Nordstroms.

- My wife's at home with

three kids by herself

and she's fucking

calling me like,

these fucking kids

are driving me crazy.

And I'm here and I'm not

being appreciated for it?

- I appreciate you.

- I'ma go home

and she's like, how was it?

It was fucked up.

- This is my time

traveling machine,

where I reversed Kato's

set and you never saw it

and you're better for it.

Holy fucking Christ.

If somebody dies tonight,

it's his fucking fault.

He's got bad mojo.

Hey, you know what?

Actually, I said that to find

out who the assholes are.

Sir, I'm sick and

tired of people

fucking with my friend Kato.

Leggo my motherfucking Kato.

He didn't do it.

The only thing he's guilty of

is living in a fucking

guest house like a bitch.

- Hi, sugar.

- You guys, this is a really

dirty fucking business.

Like, let me just, can I...

I'm tired, can I

talk to you guys?

Listen it's a dirty business,

there's a lot of funny

female comics but you

don't see a lot of funny

female comics cause they

can't handle the environment.

It's like, it's kinda like

being a fucking stripper.

- Do you really wanna know

what I think about you?

- About me?

- Yeah.

- I would love to.

- Do you really wanna know

what I think about you?

- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

- Alright, come with me.

- The dance of shame at the end

where you have to

pick up the dollars.

You fucking kidding me?

I'll go to Arizona

and get, like,

a fucking illegal

to chase me home

and just blow that

shit backstage for me.

Just...

Shame on you, Arizona!

- What surprises me is that...

What the cameras didn't

capture with Ramsey.

How did we not...

See what was going on?

- Okay, Alicia, do

you got us in frame?

- Mmhmm.

Yeah.

We're back.

- So should I go first?

I'll tell you what

I think of you.

- You sure you don't

want me to go first?

- No, it's cool, I'll do it.

- Or you can go first,

just be really honest.

- I will, I promise.

Okay, so, I think

you're a wonderful guy.

Um...

Like you're just a

big bowl of furriness

that, I don't know, I think

you're really sweet and stuff.

- Would you fuck me?

- Um...

Um...

I might.

- Really?

- I don't know, I haven't

really ever thought of it

that way before.

- What about right here

with Alicia watching?

- No!

Then I would definitely...

Alicia, you do not

need to watch that.

That's, that's...

- Do you wanna see that, Alicia?

- Um...

Uh...

- I don't think Alicia could

handle something like that.

- Okay.

- Uh...

- So your turn.

- Alright.

Do you know what

I think about you?

- I would like to know.

- You ever been to a...

A Mexican party?

- Yes, Yeah, I have actually.

I live in LA.

- You're like a big

beautiful pinata.

- Okay.

- And they string

it up from a tree

and then all the kids

whack it with a stick

until something falls out of it.

- What are you trying to say?

That I'm full of candy?

- No, I'm saying

you're the empty pinata

after the candy's been eaten.

- What?

- You're, you know...

Beautiful,

charming,

and ultimately empty,

no more to value.

- What are you...

I'm not empty.

I mean, you don't really

know me that well,

how can you say that I'm empty?

- Oh, I know you.

I know your type.

- Yeah, but I'm not my type.

I mean, you should know that.

I've showed you a big part of me

that is not like everyone else.

- See that's just the thing,

all the people like

you that are empty

and ultimately just zombies,

they think and people tell them

that they're special,

that they're filled

with goodness,

but the ultimate joke...

There's nothing there.

- Oh, okay, Ramsey.

- Ramsey, you're being weird.

- Show.

- Fine.

- Was that nice?

- You can play with

it, I don't care.

Rub it for good luck.

- Yeah.

You have a nice head.

- Thanks.

I thought you did, too.

- Oh, now you don't think I do?

- Well, you're saying

horrible things to me.

- I don't think

they're horrible.

Are those horrible things

to say someone, Alicia?

- Okay, that's enough, Rams.

That is...

- Do I make you nervous?

- A little bit, yeah.

You're all sweaty.

- Oh, now I'm sweaty.

Artists sweat, too.

- Apparently.

- And they bleed.

- Okay.

- And they have bad times.

- Yeah,

he's so much better

than us, right, Georgia?

- Do you think I

look great right now?

- I think you look great, cause

I think it's the real you.

- Yeah.

It is the real me.

- Wanna get drunk?

- No.

- No?

- No, I don't.

- Do some pills?

- No, I really don't.

I've never done that stuff.

I don't need it.

- Need it?

- Yeah.

- This has nothing

to do with need.

- Okay, you're hurting me.

- Look, I fucking do what I do

but I fucking show up

and I fucking deliver.

- Okay--

- And I let people

see my pain and

they laugh at it.

- Yeah, you deliver--

- That's what I do.

- You're always there, right?

- Always.

- Until you're with...

You were there for your brother?

- I can't believe

you'd fucking say that.

- Well, listen to the stuff

you were saying to me.

- No!

No, no!

No!

- Your parents

gave you everything

and it led you to this spot

where you thought you

could say something to me?

You thought you could judge me?

I say what I want!

- No, no, but say what you want

but don't kill me.

Take care of.

- Never

had to struggle!

- I think we have a sort

of would-be comedian

who wants to do a

little bit of time.

- Okay.

- His name is Johnny Blaze.

- Johnny Blaze.

- There's a couple guys I know

and it's so crazy because

they'll start talking to you

and they'll be like.

Yo, oh yeah, I'm over here.

Oh, come on in.

What the hell are

you talking about?

People that gerbil their

words, I can't stand em.

I just, come on, if

you're gonna talk--

- You just got a phone-call.

- Thank you.

- You just got a phone-call.

No, you did!

Johnny Blaze, everybody.

- Alicia's boyfriend

followed her out here.

She said he's outside,

I don't wanna be a

part of this anymore.

- Alright, okay.

- And then Georgia

went with her.

- Ramsey pissed, pissed

off some girls, okay?

So I'm gonna need

you, so supposedly

they're over at Starbucks and

we need you to go over there.

Okay and just check up on them?

Cause I can't get

in touch with them

cause they're not picking

up their fucking phones.

- I collect unemployment.

I bought weed with

my unemployment

and, most important, I

fuck fat white chicks.

Whoo!

Yeah!

Fucking A, right?

- The fact that the

girls are now gone,

sitting over at Starbucks,

crying about stuff

and I can't reach them

cause they're not

answering their phone.

Take a ride, go apologize, dude.

Here are my fucking keys, okay?

Just go for a

fucking ride, okay?

- You know once again,

Brandon, I'm the bad guy.

- Dude, you are the

bad guy right now.

Just be the good guy.

Be the good guy.

- Why did I take my shirt off?

I shouldn't have...

I shouldn't have

smoked that much weed.

Like I smoked so much weed

that this seems like

a fucking good idea.

- We're

gonna have to go

and get these girls,

they're at a Starbucks

sucking down frappuccinos

with a bad attitude.

Let's...

What is funny about you?

- Um...

- No, tell me

what's funny about you.

What's funny about Johnny Blaze?

- Um...

- It should

come right out, Johnny.

If you have to think

about it, it's a lie.

What's funny about you?

- My...

I'm funny.

- No, no, you

can't say I'm funny.

What is funny about you?

- Um...

- Fucking retarded

children are funny,

are you a retarded child?

- No.

- Are you

some down syndrome kid

playing in the park,

can't even hit a baseball?

Can't run to first,

are you one of those?

- No.

- Then you better

have some fucking answer

to what's funny

about Johnny Blaze.

Cause there's a

hierarchy in comedy.

And the headliners

are like the gods

and you're like the little man,

you're like...

You're like the people that

die in earthquakes and stuff.

- Okay, yeah.

- If this is Katrina,

I'd be in the helicopter

and you'd be left on

the rooftop of a house.

Do you understand what

I'm saying to you?

- Yes, yes.

- Now what's

funny about Johnny Blaze?

Motherfucker, what's

funny about Johnny Blaze?

- His energy!

- Okay, his energy.

What's his energy like?

- It's spastic, crazy!

- Right, like a retard.

Like a fucking retard, Johnny.

- Not a retard.

- Yeah.

That's what you are, you're...

That's what's funny about you.

- I'm not retarded.

- Yes, you are.

- I'm not.

- Your parents

love you, you know why?

They didn't let you know

you were dumb young.

- Ramsey Moore!

You're my only friend I

have in the fucking world!

You know what it's

like to grow up

and have no friends?

And everybody to hate you?

And spite you and

you can't go over

to any of your friends' house?

Your mom won't even

fucking talk to you?

- Johnny...

- You're, you said

you were my friend.

- Johnny,

you know what?

You just found something

that is funny about you.

- You said you were my friend.

- You found...

Quit fucking, if you

cry I swear to God,

I will knock your

head through the roof.

You just found out what

is funny about you.

You have lived your entire life

without a single fucking friend

and now you're just learning

because you think

I'm your friend.

- You said you were my friend!

- I don't

give a fuck about you!

If you're gonna cry...

Okay, pull over.

Pull over, I can't

take the crying.

Pull this car the fuck over.

- I'm not, I'm trying--

- You dumb

fucking monkey,

pull this car over.

- I'm trying to find a sp--

- Get this

car off the road!

- Ramsey...

There's no Starbucks out here.

- Oh, God damn it.

- What?

- If you don't

quit fucking crying,

I swear to God, I'm gonna...

I'm gonna rip your eyes

out of your fucking head.

- You said you were my friend.

- You fucking pussy.

You fucking, this is

why you have no friends!

Johnny.

Fucking even...

Did you cry all

through high school?

Little Johnny cry eye?

Sob like a fucking bitch.

- You don't know what it's like.

- What do you see?

- I don't see anything!

- Fuck you!

- My God, Ramsey,

what are you doing?

Oh my God!

What are you doing?

I can't...

My eyes!

My fucking eyes!

I can't see.

I can't...

Oh God, Ramsey!

You're my only friend.

- Fuck you!

- You're my only...

Ramsey, you're my only friend.

- Fuck!

Fuck you!

- Please...

Please give it up

for Randal Reeder.

Come on, everybody,

it's the big man.

It's Big Bob.

- I mean, I've um...

You know, worked

with Oliver Stone

and, you know, just

amazing actors,

Edward Norton and

all this and, um,

I'm forever

remembered as Big Bob,

the cock meat sandwich guy.

I guess it's kinda like you...

You know, you build

a thousand bridges

in your lifetime,

you suck one cock...

- So what

happened, dude?

- Oh, Johnny Blaze

went back to LA.

- What?

Where are the

fucking girls, dude?

Whatever, man.

Whatever, so what are they

still over at Starbucks?

- No, they're not.

- So they

all went back to LA?

- Yeah.

- Ramsey Moore...

- Brandon Graham.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm a lot better now.

- You ready to rock?

- I'm ready to rock.

How are you, gorgeous?

- I'm well, laughing.

- Good.

Thanks for sitting with my dad.

I yelled at him earlier.

- It's all good, he's laughing.

- Yeah, good.

We'll see if he--

- Ready to rock?

- I'm ready to rock, see

if he keeps laughing.

- Kick ass.

- Uh, let me tell you something.

I'm a pro, I don't care what

the fuck you've seen before me.

I'm the real deal.

I don't fuck around.

I'm a real fucking professional

and I'm funny as shit.

And I'm not afraid

of nobody in Barstow,

I know you got some bad

motherfuckers out here.

But my name's Brian Swineheart

and my friends call me B-Swine.

B-Swine, the other white meat.

Cause I had an audition

for a tampon commercial.

At first I thought, well

that sounds kinda weird,

but then I realized something...

Who knows more about

bloody pussy than me?

My whole life been

cockblocked by bloody pussy

and it's become a problem.

You know, when I was

a kid I was afraid.

Had a girl in my

dad's pickup truck,

my dad let me take the

truck out for the night.

Oh great, man, I'm

gonna pick up this girl,

man, she's so cute.

I got bloody pussy.

Uh, you better get

out of my dad's truck

cause he beat the shit out of me

when I let the candy bar melt.

- They say the

sanctity of human life

is the most important

thing itself.

Entire government.

Yes, in order to preserve life

or to keep it from harm.

But what happens when people

start to kill each other?

Hey.

What's up, brother?

- How's it going?

- It's going good, dude.

You ever have a fucking...

Amazing day?

- Yeah, I have.

- I'm just fucking

with you, man.

How you doing?

He having, if this

motherfucker right here

hasn't even looked

up from his plate

since I fucking

grabbed the microphone.

This motherfucker is

straight up chips and cheese

the whole fucking

time, God damn.

What you get on your SATs?

Barbecue sauce?

I'm gonna come up with my

own homeless dating service.

Fuck MySpace, No Place.

My name's Choo-Choo.

I like long romantic

walks through alleyways,

crushing cans and

arguing with buildings.

If this sounds like

a good time to you,

go to the corner of 5th

and Main and go ooh-ooh!

- Ramsey says he

wants to talk to you,

he's being weird.

Just go over and humor

him for a little bit.

Okay?

That cool?

Really?

- Christmas time,

it's Christmas time,

Can I get a dollar?

Fuck you, you're not homeless,

you're hanging out outside.

- Here piggy,

piggy, piggy, piggy.

Ramsey, found the

perfect place to fuck.

♪ Fie, fi, fiddly I, O ♪

♪ I said ♪

♪ Fie, fi, fiddly I, O ♪

♪ Someone's getting boned

in the kitchen with Dinah ♪

And you are the

lucky little piggy.

Hmm, interesting.

How'd you get so lucky, Ramsey?

- Alright.

Ramsey--

Ramsey doing a sex tape.

Take one.

- Oh yeah, Ramsey,

you really turn me on.

Wanna fuck?

- That's not how you

start a sex tape.

- Yes, it is.

Let's fuck.

- That's all you can hit?

- I'm not trying to hurt you.

- You doing this sort

of sex tape with a slap,

slap the crap out of me.

That feels good.

Come on, harder than that.

That's ridiculous.

Come on.

Don't be a pussy.

Don't.

Don't be a--

- Oh!

- See that's how you

start a sex tape.

- Wait!

Oh my God, Ramsey!

Why are you going so aggressive?

It's hot, but seriously

back up, fool.

It's carb day.

It's carb day for Ramsey.

Isn't it carb day for

you every fucking day?

You fucking sloppy

fucking son of a stupid

fucking cunt bitch?

How about some apricot jam?

Oh, you know what I found?

Butter, how about eating

a fucking stick of butter,

you douchebag?

Why don't you go try to

find your fucking cock?

I couldn't find it.

Is it under the flap?

You're such a fucking dick.

Why do you...

You can't be fat and

a dick, pick one.

You can be fat and nice or

you can be a dick and hot,

but you can't be both, Ramsey!

Anything else?

Want some mayonnaise?

I need a fucking...

Just...

Where'd you go, Ramsey?

I'm gonna leave the

camera in the refrigerator

for you to find, Ramsey,

because you're eventually

gonna open the refrigerator.

Perfect place for

you to find it.

Seriously, dude, you

could've got laid tonight

but instead you had to be a...

Fat loser douchebag cunt and

you're not gonna get fucked,

so why don't you

learn a lesson--

Ramsey, stop, no!

- I hate you!

- My daughter's got

dudes coming to the house

picking her up

for fucking dates.

My 17 year old, my

brother's like dude,

when they come

over to the house,

get a shotgun and

clean the shotgun

in the living room

when they come over.

Look at, really?

I let 'em know that

I'm crazy off the top.

They come to my house,

I come to the door

in a sombrero and

lime green Crocs.

Asshole naked and jerk off

real slow in the doorway.

With no expression on my face,

like I don't like it,

I'm just doing it.

- What did I miss?

How did I not see

certain things coming?

Where...

Was I when things went

wrong during the event?

- This guy starring in the film,

the Lenny Bruce film

that we're doing.

Come on, give it up.

Also in the Real Potheads

of North Hollywood,

our friend,

our funny man and you

guys start clapping now,

it's Ramsey Moore!

Ramsey Moore.

Ramsey Moore!

Come on, keep it up,

Ramsey, this is yours.

- You guys are all

probably wondering

what I think about you.

I think if everybody

in this room

got killed in an earthquake,

the world would be a

better fucking place.

I think if a bunch

of rowdy Al Qaeda

came in here and

blew this room up,

man, woman and child, the world

would be a better fucking place.

- The fuck?

- A little kid, two years old

will fall down

and bang his head,

but he won't cry until

everybody looks at him.

You know why?

Because of the shame.

It's the same thing with

girls that get raped.

Girls get raped all the time,

it's called rough sex.

It's called being choked out.

It's called being

drunk and coked up,

but when they go home to daddy

he calls them raped, damaged.

They can never

recover from that.

But you guys can't handle

that kind of truth.

Cause of most of

the guys in here

that probably raped somebody.

Let me tell you

about the day I knew

I had to be a comic...

My mother was dying of cancer,

she was in a hospital...

And she was on life support

and all my family left,

I was the only one

in the fucking room.

When the doctor

brought me a clipboard

and said sign this.

And I said, why do

I have to sign this?

He goes, cause we have

to unplug the machine

and nobody else in your

family will sign it.

So that's the day I

knew I had to tell jokes

and laugh because life is

not filled with laughter.

Life is filled with sadness

and pain and suffering.

Shout me down, the fat

man telling the truth

but laugh at the

monkeys dancing.

Laugh at the pretty

ones that tell you

what you wanna hear.

I will tell you what

you don't wanna hear.

The truth.

This is all going to

hell in a hand basket

and one day we'll all be dust

and you'll have to

say to yourself,

what was I remembered for?

This work is great.

That's right, I'm fat.

That's the one

thing you can say.

That's the one

thing you can say.

You know what?

Cause you're a dumb

motherfucker, sir.

A dumb motherfucker.

And you know what?

Fuck this place.

- Is Ramsey done

already off stage?

- Fucking nice to say?

- I know.

- Who gives a fuck,

take your shirt off

and I'll come up there

and play with your shit.

Fuck that dumb nigger.

Come on, Ramsey.

You're a funny,

handsome kind person.

Fuck what that guy has to say.

Don't let that shit get to you.

- Alright, man.

Dude, dude, let's go.

Let's go, man, before

shit gets even worse.

I didn't know what just

happened there, man,

if it made you feel better...

It made you feel better.

The car's right there, dude.

Car's right there.

Get the fuck outta here

before someone puts a fucking

bullet in your head, dude.

- The office is open

from eight AM to six PM.

- Yeah, I know,

but it has a buzzer.

You know like every hotel...

Is supposed to have a buzzer.

- Please use the night window.

- I did,

push the buzzer.

Do you think I'm not

doing it correctly?

- No, I think you are

it's just really funny

that this is like...

Can we get a picture of this?

Could we...

- Here we are.

- Hello!

Hello, hello.

I was like sitting, I

was looking directly

at like a black woman

and I saw her face...

When you said the

n-word and then, like,

she got uncomfortable and

then I was looking at her

and I got uncomfortable

cause I was looking at her

and it was like, we're

both uncomfortable.

♪ So refined ♪

- Christina's

doing a song for us.

- Okay, that's great.

But get your guys...

You guys can go

back to Shooters.

Get your ass back to Shooters.

Right past Shooters is a motel.

This is the last movie

I'm ever gonna direct.

This is the end...

Of Brandon Graham's career.

- Chavez!

Cesar Chavez.

- Yeah, no, because my dad

just called me from the hotel.

Yes, security in the room.

Oh, you are?

Thank you.

- What a disaster.

At least I took my

shirt off, though.

That was kinda cool.

- Oh yeah, that was the

highlight of the night.

- I don't think I should

do any more talking.

- Shelley, do you wanna

come to my room with me?

- Yeah, definitely.

Um...

Sure.

What do you got?

- I got a

fun time for you.

- You do?

Come on, Daddy, don't

you wanna play tonight?

Huh?

♪ My heart belongs to Daddy ♪

♪ So I want to

warn you, laddie ♪

♪ That you know that

I'm perfectly swell ♪

♪ That ♪

- Pull it apart for me.

- Here?

- Yeah.

♪ So well ♪

- Oh yeah.

Spank yourself a little.

Oh yeah.

♪ My heart belongs to Daddy ♪

- Come on, come on, Daddy.

Oh, I want my Daddy to fuck me.

Oh God, you got the biggest...

Fuck me, God, ride me, oh!

Yeah!

Oh, God.

Yeah, fuck me.

- Accept it, take it.

- Daddy, yeah.

Ah yeah!

Oh yeah.

Yes, Daddy, oh, oh God.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh yeah!

Daddy...

- Bet you didn't see

that coming, huh?

- Mm mm.

Yeah, that was pretty hot baby.

Oh yeah.

That was...

Hey, that was the best I've

had in a long time, Daddy.

Yeah.

Yup, you know...

Keep that up, I'm

coming back for more.

- They always come back for

more if you fuck 'em good.

- Yeah?

You know what I like

about it, though,

is like you just,

you put everything,

you put your all into it.

I'm just like...

I can't get loose, there I

am, you're just pounding me.

Oh.

I didn't know it was

gonna be this fun.

I thought...

I had no idea it was

gonna be this fun.

Uh uh.

- Shelley, that's

the thing about me.

No one ever sees me coming.

- Nope.

I didn't see you coming, but...

You know what?

I don't know, maybe next time

I'm gonna bring some like

kinky toys and so

that, you know,

while you're like

doing it from the back

you could be whipping me, too.

And then I could,

like, you know...

Turn around and grab you by

the cock and make you just...

Slam it, you know, so...

Something cool like that, huh?

- So you're talking bondage?

- Yeah.

I like bondage.

- I do, too.

- You know.

And I'm gonna like, do

something that you've never

expected before, I'm gonna...

Okay, you got it, right?

I'm gonna be like

both knees over you

and I'm gonna put my

crotch over your mouth,

sit right on your face.

You know what I'm saying?

And just squirt

all in your mouth.

You're gonna be like uh uh.

Oh my God.

I mean...

- That's hot.

- Is that hot?

You're gonna be

like, oh yeah baby,

I wanna taste you every day

cause you taste like honey.

Come to me.

- You know what they call me

in the bondage world, don't you?

- What?

- Flesh blanket.

- Flesh blanket?

Ooh, I like that, baby.

- You get these little

90 pound Mexican girls

and all they want

me to do is just...

Lay on top of them

and smother them.

- Is that right?

That's your fetish?

- It's their fetish.

- Ooh.

I like that, flesh blanket.

Yeah, baby, give me a little

taste of that flesh blanket.

Mmm.

Sounds kinda sensual.

Flesh blanket.

Ooh, yeah, baby.

Ooh, again?

Oh, do you know how I like...

Come on, Daddy.

We're not done yet.

Huh?

- Shut up!

Shut up!

- It'd be really great

to be with someone who

is trustworthy and generous

and has a big heart and...

- You know, Christina,

this is what

Ramsey has been

wanting here all day.

- All I know is

that God hates me.

I'm just saying.

- Shut up!

Shut up!

- Uh...

It'd be cool if you come

over to the room, man.

We'd like to talk to you.

- Um...

Okay.

- Okay?

- Okay.

- Alright.

- I thought you were

gonna go have a good time.

- Yeah.

- Just...

Ramsey.

- Yeah?

- If Christina and

Ramsey would've had

a human conversation

prior to this event,

maybe things wouldn't

have happened

the way that they did.

- Oh.

Been waiting all day for that.

Turns out Christina is

actually way into me.

She's getting her stuff

to spend the night

in Lee's double wide

trailer with me.

Can you imagine?

This could've been the

best day of my life.

- Hey, Ramsey.

- Gotta go.

- Good morning, sir.

- Good morning, dude.

- I think I got some pretty

good footage last night.

- You got some good shit?

- Yeah, how'd you sleep?

- Fucking horribly.

We gotta go, what

time is it, man?

It's like...

- Yeah, it's getting late.

- Alright, uh dude,

just wrap up your gear

and take a shower and stuff.

I gotta get back to LA.

I'm gonna get the car and stuff.

- Okay.

- Ramsey.

- What's up?

- Yeah, what's up?

Where's Ramsey?

- Your trailer.

Uh, can you get us

over there, man?

We need the car, we gotta wrap.

- Alright, I'll meet

you in the parking lot.

- Alright.

- And...

And what time is it?

- Six AM.

- Is it really?

- I don't know.

I'm not tired, I

don't have much.

- Wow.

Maybe we should go to bed.

- Could you do something?

- Yes.

What?

- Would you, uh, dance with me?

- Sure.

You wanna dance with me?

- Yeah, I always had this--

- What kind of dancing rules?

Salsa, merengue?

- I know you can dance

me under the table but...

Ever since I've known you,

I've always wanted

to just slow dance.

- Like we're in high school?

- Like we're in high school.

- Prom, baby.

Alright, I'm ready.

Let's dance.

I'm teasing.

- I...

I...

- We're slow dancing.

- Oh, so we're like hugging?

That's a little tight.

Tight.

What's, what's going on?

Ramsey?

Ramsey, what are you doing?

Ramsey.

Ramsey!

What are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing?

- God damn it!

- I lost a lot of what

was important to me

through the process of

making my first feature film.

Would I change anything?

Um...

No.

I'm happy.

- Do you know what I

really think about you?

- Ramsey, come on, we gotta go.

Ramsey!

- What the fuck happened?

- Oh my God, Christina.

Call fucking 911 right now!

- What happened?

- Christina, what's wrong?

- Fuck!

- Jesus Christ,

call fucking 911!

- Just wanna make sure

that you understand,

that everybody understands that

I didn't do anything wrong.

I did my job as a father

and I made sure that

Ramsey got good Christian

orientation here and a full

education throughout his life.

So he understood

Christian principles

of love and mercy

and duty and honor

and all of those things.

And so I had no part in

anything he may have done

that wasn't like that.

Almost makes ill to think of...

What my son has done and...

No, I do not know

where my son is

and even if I did, I

certainly wouldn't tell you

so let me suggest

that's the end of it.

I don't think we'll

see each other again.

- Dad?

I remember the time I threw

my Frisbee up in the trees

and I climbed up on

the table to get it

and the table was made of glass.

I crashed through it and I bled.

And my mom was there to help me.

She's not there anymore.

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